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We're here...with Stassi! · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my loves It is La La Kent and thank
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  Speaker 1: you for joining us on the very first episode of
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  Speaker 1: Give Them La La with Randall.
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  Speaker 2: Big deal.
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  Speaker 1: This is a huge deal and I want it's a
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  Speaker 1: huge day and I want you guys to be very involved.
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  Speaker 1: So please reach out to me.
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  Speaker 2: Uses us. It opens us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going to be a little difficult for me
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  Speaker 1: to get used to. Yeah, it's two people here, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: reach out to us at eight sixty six La La
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  Speaker 1: Pod eight six six La La Pod hit A girl
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  Speaker 1: and a boy up. You want to know what's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Is I pretend like.
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  Speaker 2: It's just me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a lone wolf, but I would freaking die without you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, last night you barely slapt. So let's start there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was shitting bricks because we have the infamous
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  Speaker 1: Stacy Schroeder.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about Lalla give them Lalla with Random.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it keeps giving them Lala. You keep forgetting me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting right here to know I've.
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  Speaker 1: Had this brand for like, hold your head for years.
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  Speaker 3: Hold your hand, We're touching each other. That's how close
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  Speaker 3: we are. Can you fucking forget my name? I mean,
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  Speaker 3: this is a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, do I need to play one of my
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  Speaker 2: fucking movies? What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't need to play one of his movies because
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a room sturrounded with every film he's made.
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  Speaker 2: But I have not forgotten, but clearly you're not seeing me.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, let's go back to give them laala with
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  Speaker 3: Randall what are podcast is about?
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  Speaker 2: Because I think it's important that people know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, our podcast is going to be filled with
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things that people don't get to see
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  Speaker 1: unless the camera is rolling on top of We're going
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  Speaker 1: to have epic guests that are going to give us
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  Speaker 1: an insight into their world, whether they're on film or
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  Speaker 1: doing reality TV singers. I want to venture into it all.
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  Speaker 1: I want to pay everyone's brain and all of their
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  Speaker 1: success so that I can copy exactly what they've done.
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  Speaker 3: And even though we're gonna have amazing I think that's
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  Speaker 3: great and I think maybe that was really well thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think even I think.
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  Speaker 3: In addition to these incredible entertainers that we're going to have,
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  Speaker 3: I think we're gonna go outside the box. Like the
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  Speaker 3: other day, you were telling me you wanted to have
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  Speaker 3: the oldest living person in the world here.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: The oldest person alive has seen some shit. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: want to know all about it.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 3: I like to know, like how they communicated when they
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  Speaker 3: were in high school and how you know, I mean
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  Speaker 3: just like meaning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, I mean I didn't even think about one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty year old person ever even going to
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  Speaker 1: high school. That shit is insane.
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  Speaker 3: And then think about how they live today iPhones and
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  Speaker 3: how different the world has changed for them. I think
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  Speaker 3: that's I love that idea when you came up with that.
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  Speaker 3: So I think we're going to have every walk of
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  Speaker 3: life on give them La la with fucking Randall because
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  Speaker 3: that's what I'm intelling baby.
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  Speaker 1: No, I love it. I love that they're going to
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  Speaker 1: get to know us as a couple.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that's going to go.
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  Speaker 3: And we're also going to talk about and or pump
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  Speaker 3: every week what your thoughts are, because I like to
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  Speaker 3: hear that too.
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  Speaker 1: I will give you all of my thoughts on this
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  Speaker 1: new season of vander Pumper Rules season eight. This is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: This is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: My fiance is like sitting next to me.
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  Speaker 2: He used to just be this like shaking his head.
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  Speaker 1: Shaking his head, disbelieve, knowing how the hell did this happen.
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  Speaker 4: He used to.
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  Speaker 1: Be just like this voiceless, faceless character. I was fine
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  Speaker 1: with that, by the way, And now you're like on
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  Speaker 1: vander Pumper Rules all right and doing a podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, when you.
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  Speaker 3: Say it like that, I don't know if I should
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  Speaker 3: run home right now and hide.
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  Speaker 2: No baby, I will say this.
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  Speaker 3: I am happy that we showed a side of our
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  Speaker 3: relationship versus what people were thinking, how we are right
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  Speaker 3: and versus how we really are. And I think that
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  Speaker 3: doing this podcast with you, which again I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how you got me here, I think is going to
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  Speaker 3: be nice to let people seek on how we really
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  Speaker 3: are because I think there's a lot of misconceptions of
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  Speaker 3: our relationship so.
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  Speaker 1: Right, like people think that we're sleeping on stacks of
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  Speaker 1: hundreds and like flying on gold carpets, and it could
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  Speaker 1: not be further from what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how that shit started, but whatever it is,
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  Speaker 3: it's all bullshit. So I'm glad that we are, you know,
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  Speaker 3: going to get a chance to talk to people. I
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  Speaker 3: want people to actually get to know me a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: And I think that this is a nice forum where
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  Speaker 3: I can just kind of answer questions or be here
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  Speaker 3: to support you. Hopefully you'll do most of the talking
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  Speaker 3: on this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, are you telling us that you are an
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  Speaker 1: open book and people are allowed to call and ask
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  Speaker 1: questions about your life?
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  Speaker 2: I will see how it goes like.
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  Speaker 3: If the questions come in and they're like easy and nice,
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  Speaker 3: then yes, no, no, no, that.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't work for me and my Give Them La Last Squad.
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to be an open book, you need
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  Speaker 1: to make it fucking interesting.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'll do my best. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I like this ain't no snooze fest over here for real,
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  Speaker 1: and we have a lot of things to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the first two episodes of vander pumb Rules
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  Speaker 1: Season eight have.
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  Speaker 2: Aired, Yes, very exciting, and the.
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  Speaker 1: More episodes that air, it's like Randall's going to be
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  Speaker 1: making an appear soon.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm going to open this beer right now.
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  Speaker 1: And crack your beer.
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  Speaker 4: Baby.
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  Speaker 3: I want everybody to know that it is eleven in
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  Speaker 3: the morning, you are sober, and I am drinking a beer.
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  Speaker 2: You know that's all petrified.
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  Speaker 1: I encourage, I encourage, We have some of my Give
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  Speaker 1: Them La Last Squad in the room right now, they're
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  Speaker 1: all drinking. To be honest, and I encourage this. I
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  Speaker 1: tell people on a regular basis, if you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to be sober, I don't recommend it, like crack your beers,
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  Speaker 1: do you, boo babe.
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  Speaker 3: The one thing I'll tell you, I want to just
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  Speaker 3: say this, and I'm saying it with love. Your sobriety
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  Speaker 3: is epic on every level, and I don't think people
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  Speaker 3: really realize how far you've come and what you've done
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  Speaker 3: to get here. And I am blown away to be
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  Speaker 3: your fiance and so proud of you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: So the most proud thing I've ever seen you do
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  Speaker 3: in your life. And You've done a lot of phenomenal
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  Speaker 3: things in your life, but the sobriety thing and the
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  Speaker 3: fact that you can encourage me to drink a beer
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  Speaker 3: at eleven in the morning shows that you're a badass.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. And this season on vander Pump, they will
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  Speaker 1: definitely show my journey and sobriety and what I've been through.
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  Speaker 1: You know, last year I had a really rough year
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  Speaker 1: with the passing of my dad, and I turned to
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  Speaker 1: alcohol is my crutch, and vander Pump is such an
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  Speaker 1: amazing platform for me to be able to talk about
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  Speaker 1: sobriety and when you lose somebody very close, and I
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  Speaker 1: think that that's something that reality TV personalities don't get
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  Speaker 1: credit for. You know, we live our lives and we
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  Speaker 1: do become you know, quote unquote famous, but we don't
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  Speaker 1: have the luxury of hiding, because when you're going through
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  Speaker 1: something crazy, that's when the cameras want to capture every
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  Speaker 1: single moment.
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  Speaker 3: I think I hope your audience gets to see, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I hope fans here listening get to see kind of
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  Speaker 3: that other side of you because they're going to show
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  Speaker 3: those moments which are true and real, but they don't
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  Speaker 3: show they can't show all the moments because it's not
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  Speaker 3: a twenty four hour like really, I think here people
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  Speaker 3: get to hear that side of you where you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, this is what I had to go through,
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  Speaker 3: and this is it wasn't easy, and I obviously was
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  Speaker 3: there through all that that stuff and it was not
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  Speaker 3: easy and not not not it was horrible, but but
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  Speaker 3: you made but you made it out and here you
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  Speaker 3: are and then we're getting married in April, so it's
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  Speaker 3: kind of like you're a winner. You're a winner, crazy
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  Speaker 3: to think last season on this is a winner, but
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  Speaker 3: you're a winner.
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  Speaker 1: I'm winning, baby, I promise you. I'm winning at life
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  Speaker 1: with you by my side. But to go from last year,
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  Speaker 1: season seven of vander Pump Rules to this year, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's night and day, Sobriety, my man, my man, who
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  Speaker 1: I don't even have to call that any on? I
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  Speaker 1: get to call you rand on camera. Finally you have
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  Speaker 1: a name.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm happy with that, but I'm okay.
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  Speaker 3: But I was fine being your man.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, I'm just gonna be honest. I like being
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  Speaker 1: an open book. I don't like keeping secrets. So the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I had to refer to Randall as my
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  Speaker 1: man on a regular filming basis long with that was
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  Speaker 1: enough to make me want to ram.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great storyline. I think we should have kept
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  Speaker 3: it going for another three or four years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know you fucking did not happening. Not happening.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm going down on a sinking shit, motherfucker, you're going.
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  Speaker 4: Down with me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well you've done that a few times in the press.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, moving on, moving on from.
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  Speaker 1: That again, open book, what do you want to know.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to know anything more than I
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  Speaker 3: already know because I had to read four thousand tabli articles.
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  Speaker 2: You know, here's the great thing, Lona, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: leave it at this.
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  Speaker 3: You know, before I met you, the only article that
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  Speaker 3: was ever written about me was maybe I produced a
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  Speaker 3: movie or maybe I was at a nightclub with a celebrity.
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  Speaker 3: And now there's over nine thousand articles about me.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Here's how I look at it, you guys, and this
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  Speaker 1: is pretty morbid, but okay, So Randall's saying, like, before
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  Speaker 1: you came along, I was in the tabloids because I
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  Speaker 1: was like hanging out with a celebrity or.
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  Speaker 2: Making a movie.
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  Speaker 1: You were a friend of fine with that. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: we were to be on a plane and it crashed,
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  Speaker 1: we would have names like Lai la Ken and Randall
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  Speaker 1: Emmett go down and plane crash. It wouldn't just be
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  Speaker 1: like so and so and friend went down in a
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  Speaker 1: plane crash, and I think that is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: I used to say every time i'd be on a
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  Speaker 3: plane with an actor that I was making a movie.
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  Speaker 3: I was fine with the actor and friends I was
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  Speaker 3: totally cool at that. This was not my goal to
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  Speaker 3: get my name in the press if I die in
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  Speaker 3: a plane crash, Just so you know, it's never my goal.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad you've taken me out of the shadows. You're right,
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  Speaker 3: you screwed me on every level. Because now if I
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  Speaker 3: go to a restaurant, they.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: Comment on my pants, my shoes. Why does he dress
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  Speaker 2: like that? Why is he fat? Why?
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: I mean I thought I lived a good life. I mean,
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: who doesn't like a steak and mashed potatoes. Now I
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  Speaker 3: go to the restaurant centers, I want to have string
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  Speaker 3: beans because I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 2: Oh babe, yeah, you've ruined. You've ruined.
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  Speaker 1: You are not fat. More cushion for the pushing is
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  Speaker 1: what I say.
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  Speaker 2: This is what I say.
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  Speaker 3: If the plane goes down, I'll be the first person
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: everybody can eat if they if they need food, because
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: I got I got oh.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: My god, oh my god, cannibalism, but I've.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Got I've got filet and me caviar. Like I will be.
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  Speaker 3: A meal for everybody. Yes, who wants to eat the
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  Speaker 3: skinny guy?
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  Speaker 2: Nobody?
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  Speaker 4: Nobody?
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I don't know. There's always a benefit to
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: being a little thicker.
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  Speaker 1: I will say this podcast is already fucking amazing. Why
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  Speaker 1: because we're just it's just great, Like I'm having the
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  Speaker 1: best time my last.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I feel like we haven't left our bedroom
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  Speaker 3: and we just came to a studio to record what
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: we always talked about.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Right instead of me sitting in bed watching friends and
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  Speaker 1: eating lunchables, I'm just sitting in office talking and eating lunchables.
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  Speaker 1: So I got the same.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to tell you, though, the thing that
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  Speaker 3: I'm probably pretty must.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the fact that.
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have a guest on here every week is
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  Speaker 3: pretty cool for me because I get to meet people
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  Speaker 3: that you know you work with, or you get to
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: meet people that I work with, and we both get
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  Speaker 3: to meet people we've never met.
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  Speaker 2: But today's guest, the.
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  Speaker 3: One that you selected today, I think is you couldn't
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  Speaker 3: have picked a better guest.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: My mind is going to explode because I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: she's gracing us with her presence. We have the Queen
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: of podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, Yes, what we do tell say say let us
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  Speaker 2: being the.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck out tell everybody we have Stacey Schroeder in that
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  Speaker 1: mother fucking building.
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  Speaker 3: I mean all I want to say about short that
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: people don't realize if you have not been to her podcast,
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: which I didn't even know you could do a podcast.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: So I'm sure you're gonna try to manipulate me at
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: some point five years from now to go to some
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: podcast or that's not happening.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: But I just want to say this. I went to
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  Speaker 2: Saucy's performance.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know she rents out theaters and there are thousand,
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: thousand people, thousands screaming her name. And not only that,
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: she's like bono these people have merchandise.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, off the show. Yes she is. She's
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  Speaker 1: the bono of podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I bought.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: I bought a Saucy Schroeder shirt, wore it at the thing.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: I mean it was it was the most I'm gonna
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: tell you, what a what a what a icon for
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  Speaker 3: me in this world. This is a woman that started
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: on a reality show, built a podcast, took it on tour.
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  Speaker 3: Now her new one. I read I read on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a tour bus, she's got production. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: this is like legit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's badass.
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  Speaker 1: She's like Spice World.
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  Speaker 3: If she calls me a freaking bravo celebrity. I'm walking
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: out of this podcast. I'm just I'm telling you now.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: If she says Bravoeleberty one time to me, I'm out
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  Speaker 3: the door.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know you're welcome for being a Bravo Celeberty. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear that with pride.
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  Speaker 2: Alex, get me the shot.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: It's the it's.
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  Speaker 2: Off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's pop teque anyway.
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  Speaker 3: But I am a big fan of Stace, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and I give anybody credit that can build a brand
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  Speaker 3: like she has to me.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously I'm older, and branding and social media wasn't around
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  Speaker 3: when I was younger, and to watch somebody do what
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  Speaker 3: she's done, I'm intrigued. I want to ask all the
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: questions that I'm sure you know everybody wants to know,
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  Speaker 3: like how, how how did this happen? How did you
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  Speaker 3: turn into this thing? A tour and not five cities,
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  Speaker 3: thirty cities sold out?
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  Speaker 1: On top of she wrote a book, became a she's
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  Speaker 1: on her second that she's going to start writing her
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  Speaker 1: first book. Yeah, next Level Basic is in New York
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  Speaker 1: Times best Seller.
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  Speaker 2: That's cheesy.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: So that's crazy, and you guys have to know, like
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: when I'm with Stassy. We basically just bump gums and
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: talk shit about everybody we know, and it's the best time.
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  Speaker 2: Ever you do that.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I drink Perrier, she drinks red wine. It's super chic.
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  Speaker 1: But today I get to ask her all the questions
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  Speaker 1: about how she has built a Stassy empire. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's not many reality TV personalities or reality TV stars
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  Speaker 1: who have done what she's one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Percent that's I think.
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  Speaker 3: My point is that there's a lot of reality people
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  Speaker 3: in the world, just like there's a lot of actors,
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of producers.
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  Speaker 2: But she is one of a kind.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, to do have the success that she has
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  Speaker 3: and at the level she had, it's unbelievable. It really
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: is unbelievable. And I give her so much respect and
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: so much credit. And it's going to kill me because
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: she's going to probably call me a probablebrity, but I'm
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: going to really want to know how did this happen?
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: How did she go from what we're doing, sitting here
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: talking shit to each other, yeah, to having thousands of
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: people line up every single show.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I also can't wait to ask her about her wedding
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: planning because this bitch has chosen Italy.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I'd rather put a grenade launcher in my mouth.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Us planning a wedding just like every hour down the street.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: No, no, we're an hour down the street and we
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: wake up in the sweats and we barely talk to
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: each other certain days over this.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: She's planning a wedding five thousand miles away. I do
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: not know how she's doing that.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I want to get this bitch in here so we
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: can start this thing. Okay, right, Oh, my fucking god,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: we have Stacy. She's sitting right in front of me.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: The ship is crazy. I'm actually gonna ship my Hey, listen,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: I am so proud because my little Bravo celebrity is
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: all grown up.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about Lala. He literally just say that.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I'm walking out.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: You are You're like you're like you were like a
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: baby dinosaur that like hatched into the Bravo celebrity Jurassic Officer.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Your torture, I said, I say, you know what, I
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: toss it a ruin my fucking life today.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I'd like to see here for thirty minutes to listen
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: to you abuse me.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: But you know what, I'm okay with it because this
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: is our first time and obviously my first time, and
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: to have you here, the Queen is is is great.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: I'm honored. I'm seriously very honored that you guys asked
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: me to be first.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Like I really, I really appreciate it. We're being so
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: excited stops. But I am a little nervous.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: No, what do you ever get nervous?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: That's why I said, well, usually i've been. I've been
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: telling everybody. Usually you and I just sit around and
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: drink Perier and red wine and talk shit about everybody.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: And now let's do that.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Let's do that.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Let's do that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: By the way, I like that idea. Yeah, I had
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: a crack of beer because I was petrified.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: I am so desperate for alcohol, but I've been sick. No,
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: I'm on antibiotics. Thank you to your doctor.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: What happened? So I say, you my doctor, and what happened?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Because he is the greatest.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: He is a baller.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: He literally just like he's like, fine, when you get
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: off the plane, come to my office and I'll come
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: meet you there.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Comes and meets me there. It's like all black. I
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: go there. He does all these tests on.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Me that no doctor's ever done before, gives me a
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: shot in my ass. He like called me twice yesterday, tells.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Me everything I have. He's like, I'm gonna call you
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: on Sundays too.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: How much better you felt?
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, so much? It really is. I thought
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: I was dying.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It was crazy though, because we were in Utah for
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Katie's birthday this week and Stossy, I've never seen anybody
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: rally like you. Thank you, like you're a good thank you,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: thank you. Never I would have been like, y'all have fun.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I'm staying in bed. And she hustled. She was there
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: celebrating hot.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Toddy's Wow, mulled wine your profession.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I did it. Yeah, No, she's a gangster.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: So I was excited that you're here for obviously a
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: lot of reasons, your success, et cetera.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: This is really really, this is so.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Weird because this is how I feel around you, around you, Randall.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: This is.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: It feels weird to have Randall talk about my success.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Like really, but I was saying, and we talk shit
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: to each other. It's what why we're friends and we
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: have fun. But the truth is, like we're doing this
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: for the first time.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: This is crazy for me. I never thought I'd be
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: doing anything like this.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: And I'm thinking, like, you started your podcast what four
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: or five years ago?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Six years ago? Six years ago, and I went to.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Your show thinking I'm just going to a show like
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Sistasse in a room of like thirty forty people. You
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: have thousands of people that are lined up your flying
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: merchandise off off the shelf, like your bono of you
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: two well to do that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: You're the You're the podcast, you have podcasts. That's you.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Incredible opening app you were like, bono.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Oh you guys, listen, you guys will get there. I
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: heard your first minute and a half and I was like, damn,
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: I need to.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Step up my game.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, but we just can you just share with us
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: kind of like how it evolved and how you got
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: to that place where you have.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: A tour bus and you're touring the United States of America.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I really, I really don't know how I tricked everyone.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: And I'm into this honestly. Whenever people ask me that,
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I have no fucking idea.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Every one of my listeners has to be batshit crazy
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: because like when you think about it, like podcasting is
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: the most narcissistic job ever, like, you start something just yourself,
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: assuming that people want to hear what you have to say.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: It's weird, right, but I think that honestly, if you
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: just like this sounds so lame, But the more authentic
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: you are, and when you just like people feel like
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: they're really like in your living room, like flies on
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: the wall, they become part of your family and your
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: friends if you don't censor yourself. I think people just
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: really want to connect with something that's real. Some people
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: won't like it because they're like, oh, well, you're not
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: my thing, but the people who you know, yeah, connect
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: with it, they'll they'll sense that like authenticity, it's.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Just basically no filter. It's just being how you are. Yeah,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: and hopefully.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: People and hopefully people like it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Not everyone will listen. I went to Reddit once and
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: it was no bueno. Not because it was no bueno,
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: I will never do it again, because I wanted to
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: see what people were saying about my tour and I
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: was like, oh my god, horrifying.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: So it's like there are some people.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: That go there.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, then why did you buy all this money?
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Why are you going on Reddit to just rip it? Apart.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: It was scary. So they mean, there are some people
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: that aren't gonna like it, but you just gotta be
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: okay with it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: But when you started, did you have a format? Did
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: you like did you know kind of where you were going?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Or is just randall? I still don't have a format?
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I really I am.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: I literally just turn on my equipment. Sometimes I do
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: it but myself. Sometimes I do it with a professional guest.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I just do it with bo like. Sometimes I
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: do it with friends and I just talk about whatever
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: the fuck I want to talk about.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: There is there really is that you're.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: So interesting that people are going to be like, dude,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: we all.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Are so interesting.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're by the way. You better be taking
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: note of everything that's happening because whatever we need to
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: fucking fix you better because I'm not a patient person.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I can't be waiting six years for this to pop off.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Girl.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: No, well, listen, y'all's dynamic. You're really lucky that you
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: have each other and that you work so well together. Really,
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: so you guys are all like and I think people
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: are so starving to hear your dynamic.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: I think that people are just like so ready for it.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: And this is going to be It's not like banner
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: pump roles where it's like an edited scene and you
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: know you're not in control over what people see.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: They're going to be able to like be a part
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: of your lives. This is it's gonna be great.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I think That's what I'm most That's what I'm most
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: excited about, is like it's just me and my girl
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: and we just talk about us and life and the
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: way we do talk about things every day versus the
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: way people have built it up.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, you know, you know I think that
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: people probably is Yes, I think people probably assume that
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: you wear the pants and like you make all the roles, which.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: You do kind of. But Lala is a bitch.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: She's a bit.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: She's such a bitch.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, moodcast I'm getting my.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: ASI when I when we were in Utah, my favorite
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: part of the trip was like the twenty seven calls
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Lalla made to you a day just to be like,
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I don't give the fuck, get it done.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Fuck Vanessa Hudgens and her breakup. I don't give a ship.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: I need my weddings.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: No, here's okaying, not really.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: She was just like I don't care about what else
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: is going on.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I believe you remember that, right?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Fuck man, I was just sharing you guys when I'm planning.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Jossy can relate to this because she's you're planning a
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: wedding as.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: It stops, ass stupid. I am a bridezione.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: She's a bridezil. I think even more so than me.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: You're not a bridezilla. You're only a bride villa to
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: a random Yeah, not to your friend.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: No, are you to everybody? Yeah?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: I think so. I mean you witnessed the fight Lalla
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: and I got it. Oh my god, Yeah I was.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: I was.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: That was the toughest I've been with Lala.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Ever, Yeah, because you guys obviously have this great relationship.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I know you guys are good friends. But I go
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: to New York to bro and I'm like, hey, I
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: just got here, and I had just come from the
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: center of our film festival with my movie.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like on cloud nine, I'm here to.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Support and boom, there is a throwdown over color of
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: brides based dress.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yes there was. If anybody ever thinks vander Pomp Rules
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: is fake, they're full of shit.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Come I'm in that room where you two are about
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: to have duke it out over over dresses. I know.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Lala was like, are you gonna cry? Are you gonna cry?
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: I'm like, She's like, you look like you're about to cry.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: I'm like, no, I'm angry, and I'm like, you guys
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: are about to go on stage.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I only know how to go toes with people I
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: don't like. Yeah, No, I love Stossy so much, and
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know how to handle this.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: But Dossy, you got your yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: But you know, in my second book, I just wrote
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: about this.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: I'm writing you a love letter in my bride Zilla
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: section because you let me win. So I have it
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: because I really do appreciate you letting me win that
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: one fight. I know you was a thing.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: It was a choice that you made to let me win,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But that's because I love
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you so much as a friend. And now we have
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: that history where we have ripped each other's heads off,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: and now I'm just like, I die for you. So
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I would never ruin a friendship over I would have
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: ruined a.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Friendship if we would have done the same thing. It
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: just would have we would have I would have gotten
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: over it.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: React, but take the one ruin out of it. I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: would rather just be like whatever than even yes when she.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Falling wedding.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: So for the wedding dress.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: But you know how we were saying, they like, our
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: wedding is an hour down the road and we're tripping out.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: How do you deal with wedding five thousand miles away?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Because I hate it?
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate it, and I wish we never decided it.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: And I wish that we were going to the courthouse. Yeah,
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: because it's on vander pump Rule's randall. So every single thing,
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: the hotel, the venue, the rehearsal, dinner, whatever restaurants we
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: fucking go to, it has to be okay, a year
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: yes of film approved, a year in advance, and no
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: one in Italy likes TV. Apparently no one wants to
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: sign that vander pump Roule's release.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: It's a nightmare.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: How many how many places have you lost because of this?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: That is hard?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I can't even count, really, I can't count. Oh yeah,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: like I don't know.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Heartbreaking.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like not.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Even excited anymore. Like yesterday, I was like, I think
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: we're really close. We're really close. He's like, don't even
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: talk to me about this. He's like, he's like, I
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: want to go back to Bravo and be like, this
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: isn't happening anymore, Like we're not doing this on camera.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't really have a choice.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Contract. This is my job.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I am not Randall, Emma, I need this, bouth.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: I just I give you a lot of credit because
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I was telling her I couldn't. I would have lost
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: it after like one venue, you know, because I haven't
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: been through multiple venues, multiple restaurants.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: That has to be well in the hotels is the
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: worst part hotel.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: It's that's like, you know, it's where we sleep, we
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: get ready, we want to feel comfortable.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: That's been harder than anything else. Have one now, no,
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: oh my god, no, we have two that they're like
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: most likely will work out. And I was telling all
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: of this, you know, when we were in new Town, like, y'all,
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: if this hotel isn't that nice, it is not my fault.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Please don't talk shit on camera about it. I'm really sorry.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: I don't I don't know what else to do. I
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: have no say anymore.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: But I you know, I think the but I will
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: say I think that's why I think your show is
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: so successful and you guys are so successful. You're very authentic,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: like you'll, I don't think people realize what you sacrifice
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: to put your life out really and this is the
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: kind of stuff like I would never.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Be built for, but this is why you guys are
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: who you are.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: And I think that I really hope fans see this
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: siding because got to your wedding day to go through
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: what you're going through is brutal.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: That better be filmed to perfection. For all the hell
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: that I'm going through, here's the delighting. That better be
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: like a pretty shelter.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you packed such a beautiful and like you're taking
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: everyone to Rome. I feel like.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Pretty pretty romantic, Yeah, pretty romantic.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: A struggle and it's not like for us, it's like, Okay,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: we need to take a trip down to Newport. She
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: can't be like, well, we need to hop on a
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: plane to Rome.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Next weekend, like yeah before the wedding, our wedding planner
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: said we had to, but I'm like there's zero time.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: So like, you guys can go food taste.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Tests whatever the heck you want, and I trust whatever
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: you actually say.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: It's Italian food, you know, what I mean, I just
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: if you're even having to have someone else food like
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: taste for you. Yeah, when the hell are we going
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: to have time to go back to rood podcast towards.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: And your bachelorette trip and your wedding and your honeymoon and.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Your show at my shows.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of things, And I'm like, there's I
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: wanted Stassy at my bachelorette so badly that I changed
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the date Randall's birthday.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Randall, I'm really Randall. I was when she got off
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: the phone with you. I'm like, Randall's going to be
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: so mad at me. You did not tell me it's
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: his birthday.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: That is.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I'm terrified.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna put my phone away so that Randall doesn't
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: call me like he's forty nine?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Is that like a monumental birthday? I don't get it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: No, it's my fucking birthday. What do you mean? Let
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: me tell you what I did for your fucking birthday
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: this year. I blew your ass and.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: All your friends the cabo and gave you pilla that
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: was twenty thousand square feet and gave you the most
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: romantic thing. But but I want to tell you my
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: birthday it's like, who gives a shit? Now, I want
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: to say, what last thing she screwed me? You screwed
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: me because bachelor party should be on the same weekend
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: so we don't torture each other. Right now, she's going
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: to be home while I'm on mine blowing my phone up.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, thanks Thas, You're the best.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, I did that was valid.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like it may be your birthday, but on
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: my birthday. Well, this is like, let's just make it
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: very clear. You flew me to Mexico for my birthday weekend,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: and then we flew home on my birthday, so we'll
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: celebrate your birthday on the weekend before.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Well, now his argument, he's he's switched direction. It isn't
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: about his birthday anymore.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: It's about you, guys.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: When the first excuse don't work, you go to the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you stands trying to.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Move my fr bachelor party in the course, STOSSI picked
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: that ship up the two seconds.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Babe, you'll make my birthday special. I know you will.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, Like a week or two later, a birthday is
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: a birthday, no matter when it takes place.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: I think you should ask some things about our podcast.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I'd like to know, or I'll ask if you're not
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: going to ask.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I know that her first guest because I listened
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: to your first podcast with Christina Kelly. Yeah, and it
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: actually made me really nervous. Oh my god, it was horrible.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I thought it was really.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Caused it every every five seconds, five minutes. Sorry, we
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: paused and we were like, we need a wine break.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: So it took us probably over six hours to record
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: as we pose, and I'm like, what the fuck do
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: people talk about on a podcast?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: So when you first knew you were going to do
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a podcast, were you scrambling for a guest or did
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: you already know, like my best friend Christina Kelly is
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: going to be the first one.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: No, I already knew. I wanted to. Yeah, have Christina.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: I'm like, whoever you know clim closest to I trust her.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: We can just get this done. Hustle together, you know
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Where did you do it?
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: My apartment that I had with my ex boyfriend Monster Patrick.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: We did it like up in the loft, yeah, by ourselves.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was scary.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I actually have a fun question to ask you if
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you were to rate your boyfriends from most hated to
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: least hated Frank Jack's Patrick.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Oh god, that's so tough. Least hated Jacks.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, Frank and Pat listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: with Frank a most hated. He tried to sell a
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: sex tape of me. That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: That kind of takes it's the most traumatizing.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: As awful as Patrick was, he never did that. Yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: you know, he never tried to like expose you.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, excuse I don't know the guy, but it seems
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: like maybe he was just like the wrong It was
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: just mismatched, mismatched.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: I think he just what he saw me and wanted
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: to mold me into something.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: That I wasn't.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: And that happens, I mean different things, but you realize that, I.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Mean, Jacks was pretty bad too, though, So let's let
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: let's not let him on.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: None of them are good, but he was pretty bad.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: And he's the first to admit it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: It's not like I'm no, no, he admits it.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Talking ship.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Thing in both of your defense if because obviously I
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: was a vander Pump fan and the prior to Lala
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: ever being on the show, and me and all my friends,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I mean Jack's was TV gold.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, first of all, though Randall.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Your relationship was TV Gold.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: I brought him into this. He was not even supposed
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: to be on Vanner pump rolls. He was not working
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: at sir and they cast the rest of us and
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: they're like, who are you dating?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like this guy Jack and Jack's owes
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: you all of that?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Did you Did you start dating that after that?
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I own him.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Did you start dating Jack's after that trip to Vegas?
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, the day I met you. Yes, the day I
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: met Jacks.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: So Stossy and I had crazy when I was eighteen
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: years old for the first time.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: I was like modeling at project in Vegas.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, like the Magic Show in Vegas. And I met
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Stossy and I remember exactly what I was wearing and
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: she was you was like a you were wearing like
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: an oversized coat, yeah, and you were right yes, and
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you were like around, I love that, I love this look.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, this like beautiful
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: girl who lives in La and Nos fashion thinks I
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: look good.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: And so sweet.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I really did think that. And I met Jack's that
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: same trip and they.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: That that day was the first. So I met Jack's
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: and La La the same day.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: This is this is history. Yeah, this is history that
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: nobody knows.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: No one knows this.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: No, this is great.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm a vander Pump fan. Prior to me
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: being dragged into this whole situation, I was I love
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: the show. I mean when I watched the show, it
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: was epic. I mean, you and Jackson, the whole crew
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: and just screaming and yelling and fighting and kicking.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it would not be fun to be in
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: those songs, but it was pretty.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Fucking insane, you know what. Just recently they were doing
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: the season one, like playing all them on Bravo and reruns,
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: and I watched a few of them and I'm like,
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: this is so good.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: This is so good. I'm so unaffected, but it's so good.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: So are you as hype first season eight as you
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: were going into your very first season? Well?
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: I was until I started seeing Season eight air.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was you know, I mean a buzz killed
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: to say the very lead.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: It's kind of.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Confusing. I was really excited about season eight. I'm going
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: to try to continue to be excited about it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I think I was. I get more excited every year.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: I think it was like, yeah, I think season one
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know what to expect, you know what
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm like, what the I remember the first
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: scene that we filmed was like with we were all
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: having brunch and it was where I was said, I'm
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: the devil and don't you forget it? And I remember
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: leaving that scene being like, what the fuck is this
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: show going to be about. It's going to be so boring?
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: What is it going to be about? Me and Jack's fighting?
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Like this is ridiculous?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then h TV, Yeah, you know what those stats?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I remember because I had met all of you, and
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I was sitting at home in Utah and they were
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: doing that whole thing where it's like the Real Housewives
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: of BH. And then they flooded it in into vander
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Pump Rules, and I was like, who the fuck is
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: gonna watch this show about a bunch of servers and
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: people went insane.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: In the first three episodes. I'm telling you that me
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: and my friends were letting out.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, I wish I was trying to bribe people
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: at the network to give me all the episodes, like
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: that's how much we were randall.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: I just love like picturing you sitting around with your
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: guy friends watching vander pump Roll going this is crazy.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: She threw the shut him this is I mean, we
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: couldn't believe that this was going on. But by the way,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: remember there was no show like this. There was nothing
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: like this show. This show when it came out was
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: a unicorn.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Though there's still no other show like this.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: People have tried to duplicate you, and it never works.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you. The key to our success is just
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: like real friendships.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I agree with you, it's really like all it is.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: I can't think of any other shows that are about
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: a real, built in group of friends.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: And that's why we don't like. You know, it's really
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: hard for new people. It took you a while.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: It took you two years. Yeah, it takes really good
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: and good.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just how it is.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: It wasn't easy for her, and I know that. But
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: I also say that I didn't really know that your
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: reality show is so real. I mean now I've been
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: around four years. You guys, really, when the camera stop,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: nothing changes. Yeah, it's like Kate, you'll call Katie olt,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Katie will call you out, you call loll out and
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: you guys spend an infinite amount of time together.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It's nut.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: So I think that I hope people realize that your
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: show is really who you guys are and for better
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: and worse. And I think that that's what makes your
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: your TV goal Because when I watched it in the beginning,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I didn't know anybody. I was like, there's no way
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: this shit's real. This is too crazy. But now I
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: see you yet I'm like, it's just never. But I
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: think you're right.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: What are the reality show?
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: And I know a lot of different people in the industry,
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: what are the reality show has friendships?
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Like you guys have ten years deep? Yeah, it's nuts.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: I was talking to one of the housewives the other
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: day and she was like, wait a second, So, like
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: you're going on a trip with your cast mates and
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: I'm like off season, yeah, off season.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I'm going on a trip with my friends.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: And she's like you what.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, she didn't there understand.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: That, Like no, like we do this all the time,
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: like we hang out all that, Like these are actually
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: my friends that I call.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Her mind was buy, Yeah, I don't think that's what
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: I really don't think, Like what friends of mine who
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: don't watch shows say that show's not real. I'm like, no, no,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: you arederstand. They're all friends. They hang out, they go
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: on trips together. They vacation in Europe together, they go
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: to Salt Lake City together for a ski trip, like
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: whatever it is. They do everything together, they go to
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: the gym together. They it's like they are really best friends.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: They don't well, no one understands the world like we
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: understand the world. Yeah, you know, we can understand it
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: on a completely different level. So we we have, of
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: course friends outside of the show. Yeah, of course, but
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: the show is such a big part of our lives
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: that we like to vent to each other about it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: It's a we need to we.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Need herapy, yes, therapy.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, It's just it's a bond.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: It's like a very It's like what I would imagine
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: if everyone was on Lost together, if they were stranded on.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: A deserted island. It's a bond.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: That's really Fonds just kind of is we're all bonded
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: by this.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: But you know what, but it is the equivalent to
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: a scripted show where they become a family over and
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: over and over and over and I have a lot
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: of friends of different script shows. They are like, become
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: family after nine years? Yeah, I mean, how rare do
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: you have a show eight years in? It doesn't happen
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: in anything. So yeah, it's a it's a you tip
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: your hat to the show because it is amazing. And
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I think that you guys, it's not easy because I
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: watch you guys put it all out there and I'm
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: blown away.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you do it.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: You do it ran such, You're scen this. Can we
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: just let me just take a moment and say I've
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: talked to the Vanner.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Pumperroles, producers, the crew and everyone, and they have said
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: that you're scene with Bow in our room at the
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: wedding in Kentucky is the best scene of the season.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I know you are like, how do you break out that?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Our men are the ones that brought the breakout? Break
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: the breakout star of might be.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: The break I don't know, break break, I don't know,
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: break my ass, I don't know something.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: It's You're going to be.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be and not to have any to
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: dwell on this anymore except sign of another beer.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: But I am petrified.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: But what's coming because you know, I know I was there,
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I remember being there, but I don't have any concept
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: of what that's going to look like or feel like.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Hilarious.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be amazing.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Just don't go to Reddit. Never, no one ever go
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: to Reddit. Okay, don't go to Reddit, stoss We are
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: going to listen to voicemails now with people that call in,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: and I want you to be a part of this. Okay, okay, fine,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: remember y'all, you can call in, leave me a message comments.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: The number is eight sixty six La La Pod again,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: eight sixty six, La La Pod.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I love I wish everybody could see Stossy's face because
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: is like, what.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: I am so lazy with my podcast.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: The fun not really not really touring.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Uh I, no one, there's nothing lazy about.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Y'all.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, I penciled you, and I was like,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I've never had a friend who pencils things.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: In like I Doossy is a real busy person.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I know. It's amazing. No, I really love you.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: I love you too.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: All right, let's listen to our first voicemail. Hey Lala,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: hey Randall.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: My question for you guys is, what's it like to
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: be followed by paparazzi, and have you ever kicked them
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: off to where you're going to be to get publicity?
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Thanks?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I want to hear answered this one.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Have you guys ever tipped off the.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how to do that. No, I
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: have once you have, you admit it too.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: It was when Patrick dumped me on our anniversary the
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: day before our trip to Mexico, and I was like,
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: thank you, I appreciate it. And I was like, you
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: know what if I'm going to you know what, I
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: look hot on this trip, I'm feeling skinny. I need
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: him to see how hot I looked. So I was like,
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: paparazzi here, I am, Yes, I did do that.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: That's great, that's amazing.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: I need to learn how to do I've never done that.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: No, I've never done that, not because I wouldn't. I
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: just don't know how. And it seems like if I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: do do that, I'm gonna have to get ready that day.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Part seems like it is.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: A pain in the ass. It's like a work day.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: It is like a work day.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: It is a workday.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: But teach me how to do that, because I may
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: start doing that totally.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: You know who else does that?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: KIMC did it?
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Shina does that whenever she goes to Hawaii.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: She does often and pretends like she does do it
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: a lot. I love her so much because she thinks
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: we're stupid, Like, really, you did that?
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Do you think that paparazzi are just like hanging out
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: in Hawaii on the water, No, one, No, that has
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: never happened.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: You think paparazzi are just like you're watching you, like,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: go to Disneyland with Mickey Mouse. Here, it's not happening.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: You called them bitch just a minute.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Guys are really next level, both of you.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: You guys always get paparazzi though at Craigs and even
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: when I go with you, no one cares about me.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: They only care about y'all.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: That's no, it's true.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I don't it's true. It is they only take photos
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: of you guys. Is dope?
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Dope? Yeah?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I like the Papa, Yeah it is. It's cool.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: You guys look cool.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like no, I feel dope because it's like they're
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: already gonna be there. I don't have to call them,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: and then I get to go in, I get to
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: have my dinner like they're already They're already there. They're
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: already there.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: You don't have to call and be like, you don't
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: have to call the paps hit them up and be
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: like guess what I'm walking in?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: No, like they're already there.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: But I've gone with you if you have.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Free dinners for like a week or two.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: For this, Yeah, Chris, why don't you ever take photos
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: of me? I'm getting out of Randall's car too.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I think the only reason we get a photo or
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I get a photo. I know, way you guys, maybe
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: it's because of the car.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Only I'm getting out of your car, Randall, you to
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: get a picture. No, it's all they literally they're like,
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: who's this friend?
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Next, we're gonna pull up. I'm going to stay in
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: the car like your driver. You two get out?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, game, yeah, all right, let's listen to this
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: funny second voicemail.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Hi Lala and Randall, Lala, I love you on vander
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Pump Rules And I assume vander Pump isn't scripted word
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: for word, but how much planning and direction is there
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: from the crew and Randall? Why is the Irishman so long?
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen it yet because I need to make time. Yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: wait to hear you guys on the air.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Oh you guys, I'll go second, mine's going to take
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: a minute, go ahead.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: So no, there's not a script, but obviously there's a
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: storyline that has to unfold during the season. But I
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: would say, like the only planning they do is giving
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: us call times otherwise and walk ups and walk ups.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, having to just like film your walk up sometimes
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: more than once, and the only direction is like yes
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: exactly they and then they're just like, hey, you know
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: what you just found out the other day, Maybe bring
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: it up right, you know what I mean.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: But like otherwise, like we here's the thing though, when
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: you've been doing it for eight years for you, I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: don't need to We don't need direction anymore. I'm like,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I'm to funck shit up. That's all I know. That's
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: You know, you just have to go in every scene
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: and just be like, Okay, I'm here to just like
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: talk shit about what I just heard, be honest, call
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: whoever out.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Whatever I was thinking. It's really just like speak what's
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: in your head exactly, sh oh up and be very.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Basically and also the one thing I will give you guys.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: About vander prompt is that you don't get two months
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: to be mad at somebody. You get one night. Yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: and then it's right back in it.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't see anything like that. If Be and
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: my buddy Alex we get in an argument, I won't
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: talk to him for a week. Right, come back at
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: twelve o'clock for lunche and you've got to talk it
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: out now.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to talk about it. Yes, we're also
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: going to give you free alcohol.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Yes, honestly, thank God for that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, God, I would be so boring if I mean,
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: you're the only person I know that's actually like crazy
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: or sober.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: That is the nicest thing I ever said to me.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I agree with that, know for real.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm so honored that you sick.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Part is that you're honored to be called crazy. I
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I was worried when I said, Wray, I was like,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I've lost my fucking edge. Vander Palm is gonna think
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I was worrying.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: You're You're crazy is deep in your soul? Yeah, it
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: is coming out.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: It totally is.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: It's like a trapped child just lives.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the crazy runs in the I love you, and
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I love you for that, and that's what makes you
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: you baby. That's why I love all the people that
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: have seen my crazy and still stick by my side,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: like you and Stocks, because I'm like, they really love
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: me for real.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: That's because you are. You know what I love about Lalla.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Lala pretends to be a hard ass's the softest person.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Whenever I hear her start talking like she's gonna fucking
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: cut a bitch, I'm like, sure, okay, all right.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: You know what if anybody for the first episode of
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: the Greatest Thing Anybody's ever said, this is the perfect
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: mantra of Lalla. She acts so hard why I love
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: her so much. She gets behind closed doors, she's like
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: a little.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I love you, come cuddle me. Yes, like what happened
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: to is going to cut a bitch?
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: She doesn't cut bitches, plastic spoon out too seriously.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I'm what they I'm what they call a pretender.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Bar No, No, you're just You're very authentic. But I
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: agree with Stossy. You're a lover and that's why I
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: love you so much.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I really because you are a big love.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I think Stossy is more of a hard ass than.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Messy is tough. I didn't undercover hard ass, but I didn't.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that until I saw the bride. I
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: got scared. I got scared. I was like, Dossy's tough. Here,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Wims both of you guys. Ran.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I'm so hungover and then I go I go to
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: there about the fucking scrap in there. He's like, let's
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: just stay in here, have drinks.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Wait, good idea real quick answer the rest.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Question question, irishman, why it's so long?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: All I can tell you is Martin Scorsese. There's nothing
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: else to say. Greatest filmmaker of all time. You know
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: what it's The great films are like great wine, fine
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: one and they take.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Time to breathe.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Dossy Schroeder, thank you so much.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: I love you, sad.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Yes, are you back again?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Thy sure.
• 48:04
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