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HYPOCRISY & BRON-SH*T | RHOSLC Recap with Monica Garcia · Reality with The King

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  Speaker 1: Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your
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  Speaker 1: favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and
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  Speaker 1: Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in
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  Speaker 1: addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or
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  Speaker 1: scripted as well.
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  Speaker 2: Hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Hypocrisy and bullshit, bullshit. Bullshit, hypocrisy, and bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: Bullshit, bullshit. I'm bored.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, listen, they may be called the Glab Kittens.
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  Speaker 4: We are the Pussycats.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, baby. Kitty, kitty, purr.
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  Speaker 1: Purr.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Marlo is now the Pussycat Podcasters.
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  Speaker 3: Ah! I love it.
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  Speaker 1: So, Raindrops, I'm telling you, if you're listening to this,
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  Speaker 1: join my Patreon, Carlos King's Patreon, so you can see
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  Speaker 1: Monica and I are giving Meredith and Lisa tea with
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  Speaker 1: hypocrisy and bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 3: That shit is catchy as hell, honey. That is a
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  Speaker 3: new bop, okay? I can't even be mad at it.
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  Speaker 3: Drop it like it's hot. Ay, ay, ay, ay, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Monica, what do you think about this track?
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  Speaker 3: It is so good. I'm not kidding because, let me
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  Speaker 3: tell you, what makes a good song... Is the fact
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  Speaker 3: that it's true. And the way. That is everything you
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  Speaker 3: need to know. To sum up that group. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: It is so accurate. It is so freaking catchy. Look.
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  Speaker 3: Some of the greatest songs in history. Were like one
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  Speaker 3: word songs. Like truly. Where you're just like saying it over.
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  Speaker 3: And over and over again. That is this song. They
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  Speaker 3: did exactly what they meant to do.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: That moment was the standout moment of the episode. The
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  Speaker 3: song is streaming. It's on my TikTok for you page.
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  Speaker 3: It's on my Instagram app when I open it. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, it did exactly what they wanted it
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  Speaker 3: to do. When Meredith said, hey, we've got a hit.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: It's a hit.
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  Speaker 1: So Raindrops, in case you haven't noticed, we are recapping
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  Speaker 1: the latest episode of Salt Lake City Housewives. This episode
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  Speaker 1: is going to be different. Listen, my girl Monica's booked
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  Speaker 1: in business. She has a lot going on and I
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  Speaker 1: could not have an episode without her. We may only
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  Speaker 1: have her for a short time, but baby, it'll be
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  Speaker 1: worth the wait.
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  Speaker 4: So Monica, you tell me when it's time for you
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  Speaker 4: to go. You can go and I'll see if I
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  Speaker 4: have to.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, the thing with this episode is Yes. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: into the stuff that I know I need your opinion on.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, we will be wearing our Pussycat
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  Speaker 1: Podcasters look.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. This is the vibe for the foreseeable future. Hey, honey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. You look good, bitch.
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  Speaker 3: You look fucking good. You look the fuck good.
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  Speaker 4: Hanukkah, you look good with your fur on, too.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, I had to show up for Salt Lake, my girl,
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  Speaker 3: you know?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, show up. Yes. Did we talk about, wait, last week,
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  Speaker 4: before we get into the recap.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Did we talk about.
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  Speaker 1: How Meredith mentioned she loves listening and watching our clips?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't know because I think that came out after
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  Speaker 3: we had already recorded.
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  Speaker 1: So, Raindross, Meredith Marks did an interview with Danny Pellegrino,
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  Speaker 1: and he asked her, like, have you seen Monica? And
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  Speaker 1: she was like, no, I haven't seen Monica since we
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  Speaker 1: were filming, but I hope she's doing well. I do
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  Speaker 1: see her recapping with Carlos Kidney, and she goes, and
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  Speaker 1: I quote.
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  Speaker 4: I must say... I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: That was amazing. That was, yes, Big Mayor. Yes. We
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  Speaker 3: love it. Yeah, that was awesome. That was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: No, that was cool. That was cool. That was cool.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know, I wanted to make sure that, listen, Monica,
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  Speaker 1: we are campaigning. Just so you know, the raindrops, the snowflakes,
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  Speaker 1: the fans, we, I feel like there's something in the air.
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  Speaker 3: Venus retrograde, honey. Venus retrograde in Scorpio is bringing out
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  Speaker 3: all the past, baby. She's resurfacing.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Yes. That's what's happening. So let's get into this episode.
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  Speaker 1: The two main things I got to talk to you
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  Speaker 1: about before I let you go is that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 4: Brahma's boyfriend, Brandon, came on the trip.
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  Speaker 1: And I wanted to get your thoughts on this because
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to know, as you saw them on camera
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  Speaker 1: for the first time, did you feel some chemistry? I mean, listen,
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  Speaker 1: he's a gorgeous guy. You know, listen, you've been very
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  Speaker 1: vocal about a gay paid actor. So I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: ask you, now that you've seen Bronwyn and Brandon in
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  Speaker 1: the same room together, Do you feel the chemistry, the love,
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  Speaker 1: the lust, the attraction?
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  Speaker 4: What are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 3: No, I think that he and Lisa Barlow had more
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  Speaker 3: chemistry than he and Bronwyn. He came in the room
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  Speaker 3: and Lisa Barlow was like, Brandon, oh my God. I
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  Speaker 3: love your cheekbones. I love them. And he was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my God, I love yours. I'm like, okay. That
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  Speaker 3: little five second interaction was more chemistry than any of
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  Speaker 3: the scenes I saw with him and Bron Bron. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: And she, she, if anything, it just confirmed, like, it
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  Speaker 3: seemed weird. She seemed weird around him. Like when she
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  Speaker 3: was talking and she couldn't stop and she was like,
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  Speaker 3: are you okay? Is everyone being nice? Are you good?
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  Speaker 3: Like that was the most kind of frazzled I've seen her.
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  Speaker 3: It was almost like, have they figured us out? Have
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  Speaker 3: they figured us out? But what did you think? Did you,
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  Speaker 3: what did you think? Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. He's hot to try. The motherfucker looks good, right?
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  Speaker 4: He's a handsome guy. One thing about me, I'm honest, right? Yes.
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  Speaker 4: It definitely gave... Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say this and please guys, don't run
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 4: It gave what I would give Bronwyn if me and
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  Speaker 4: her were in the room together.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it gave, like, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. This is, whatever, my friend. It gave friends. It
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  Speaker 4: gave friends.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And listen, everyone knows that from the current cast of Snowflakes.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The current cast of Snowflakes, okay? Everyone knows that I'd
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  Speaker 1: go up for Lisa Barlow. So when you mentioned how.
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  Speaker 4: He fawned over Lisa Barlow.
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  Speaker 3: And her cheekbones. Her cheekbones.
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  Speaker 1: It gave something that I would give in that moment myself.
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  Speaker 4: If Lisa Barlow said to me, Barlow's, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: You have great cheekbones. I'd be like, bitch, so do you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God, so do you.
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  Speaker 1: It gave, you know, it gave like what a lot
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  Speaker 1: of men who watch the show would do.
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  Speaker 4: They met Lisa Barlow. And I'll leave it at that.
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  Speaker 4: It gave that to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it was also very telling that When
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  Speaker 3: they showed the clip of Bronwyn saying when she accomplishes something,
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  Speaker 3: she buys herself something nice. And they said, well, what
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  Speaker 3: did you buy yourself for this? And she said, Brandon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you sure did. You sure did buy that, didn't you?
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  Speaker 3: You bought that experience, honey. It's like that movie, The
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  Speaker 3: Wedding Date. For real.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he played his role well, just like Lisa Barlow said.
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  Speaker 3: He looked good. He was charming. She said... he knows
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  Speaker 3: how to work a room. You know. They're not together anymore.
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  Speaker 3: So we're allowed to say whatever the fuck we want
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  Speaker 3: to say about this.
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  Speaker 1: And it's facts and it's facts and it's facts because
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  Speaker 1: they're not together anymore. And it's one thing to not listen.
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  Speaker 1: It's one thing for a relationship not to work out.
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  Speaker 4: It happens. Yes. It happens.
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  Speaker 1: But watch what happens live. When Andy did ask how's Brandon,
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  Speaker 1: she responded with who?
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  Speaker 3: That was 10 boyfriends ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it intimated that, was it a bad breakup?
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  Speaker 1: Did the invoice, you know, not clear?
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  Speaker 4: Was the contract up?
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  Speaker 1: Did he just not like being famous? Like, these are
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  Speaker 1: all the things that people are speculating. But I got
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  Speaker 1: to be honest, seeing them in action.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't feel they had any action when they're alone
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  Speaker 1: without cameras.
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  Speaker 4: It gave.
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  Speaker 1: And it's so unfortunate because, you know, what's happening now
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  Speaker 1: on reality television is a lot of people accusing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the housewives of bringing.
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  Speaker 4: On paid boyfriends.
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  Speaker 1: It gave paid boyfriends so much so he was referred
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  Speaker 1: to as a sex worker in this episode.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't say that. They said that, right?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: The girls are accusing Brandon of being a sex worker.
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  Speaker 3: On Todd's dime.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that Todd paid for the trip.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Brandon's blouse. Baby, that blouse was everything, bitch. That disco blouse.
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  Speaker 1: I said, honey, yes, bitch. Honey, I said to Brandon, honey.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: He looked the best out of all of them. Let's
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  Speaker 3: be honest now.
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  Speaker 1: I got a few dollars if you want to go
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  Speaker 1: hit us up hit us up just saying so the
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  Speaker 1: thing is this the thing is this what do we
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  Speaker 1: think about the fact that okay Bronwyn is in San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco she is throwing the disco party at the hotel
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  Speaker 1: all her friends are there And look, Lisa and Meredith
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  Speaker 1: decided to perform this diss track, Hypocrisy and Bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: It's going platinum, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's going platinum. And bitch, Bronwyn was not happy. She
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  Speaker 1: kicked them out, not once, but twice. And they're saying
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  Speaker 1: to her, the song is not even about you. What
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  Speaker 1: was her take on that whole debacle? Because do you
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  Speaker 1: feel that Bronwyn was justified because at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, it was her party?
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  Speaker 3: No. But let me tell you why, okay? First of all,
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  Speaker 3: first of all, I think the entire group is absolutely
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  Speaker 3: blowing this out of proportion, right? I think that it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't that deep. It wasn't that serious. I think to
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  Speaker 3: say hypocrisy and bullshit is probably one of the nicest
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  Speaker 3: things that we've heard these women say. I think that
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  Speaker 3: Lisa and Meredith made it very clear. They're not talking
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  Speaker 3: about one specific person in the group. They kind of
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  Speaker 3: blanketed it at all. I also found it so comical that...
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  Speaker 3: Heather Gay was like, you know, this is a mess.
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  Speaker 3: It has, like, this car wreck appeal. Like, I can't
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  Speaker 3: look away. Like, bitch, that's how we feel looking at
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  Speaker 3: your botched ass every week, bitch. Like, what Heather Gay
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  Speaker 3: are we going to get on the screen right now? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: We have to stare at your nasty ass tracks showing
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  Speaker 3: in every freaking thing. We have to look at all
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  Speaker 3: of that. Bitch, you're the car accident that we can't
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  Speaker 3: look away from. And you have the audacity to sit
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  Speaker 3: there and say that they're a train wreck? Look. It
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  Speaker 3: was very, very telling to me that the division in
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  Speaker 3: this group that you and I talk about every single
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  Speaker 3: week is getting deeper and deeper and deeper when Bronwyn,
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  Speaker 3: in my opinion, she should have got up and she
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  Speaker 3: should have been the one to take the caviar bump
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  Speaker 3: And just rolled with that motherfucker. She should have just
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  Speaker 3: licked that bump. Fist in the air. Hypocrisy and bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: She should have just not even let it phase her.
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  Speaker 3: She should have been like, touche, bitch. I sent you
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  Speaker 3: to a sex shop because, you know, I wanted you
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  Speaker 3: to feel uncomfy. And I wanted to stick it to you.
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  Speaker 3: And you're coming back at it. That's what you guys do,
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  Speaker 3: tit for tat, right? So I think that it was
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  Speaker 3: blown completely out of proportion. I would have loved to
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  Speaker 3: seen Bronwyn laugh it off, lick some caviar, and.
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  Speaker 3: Been more preoccupied with Brandon. If you're happy, bitch, and
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  Speaker 3: if you're getting dicked down, you ain't giving a shit
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  Speaker 3: about some little hypocrisy and bullshit talent show performance. Like, what?
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  Speaker 3: She's clearly looking to jump into that victim role. And
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  Speaker 3: she went headfirst all the way in the deep end
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  Speaker 3: And if that's the worst thing we've seen on Housewives,
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  Speaker 3: goddamn Bronwyn, you got it easy, bitch. Let them throw
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  Speaker 3: you out at 3 a.m. in a foreign country out
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  Speaker 3: of a mansion, okay? You are just fine. I'll trade
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  Speaker 3: you and I'll take a hit banger song about hypocrisy
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  Speaker 3: and bullshit any day of the week. And I think
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  Speaker 3: a lot of other housewives would trade with you as well.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't that serious to me.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I thought. Okay, so I wasn't tripping.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is this, when they did it, I thought everything,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, tens across the board in terms of
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  Speaker 1: your response, because I felt the exact same way.
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  Speaker 4: I thought like, Why?
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, and listen, you and I, not always,
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  Speaker 1: you and I disagree sometimes, right?
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  Speaker 3: We do. We disagree about Bronwyn herself even.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly. I love Bronwyn, right? And I don't know
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  Speaker 4: when Bronwyn got the stick up her ass.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you used to be like chill, but also
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  Speaker 1: like was in on the joke. And that's what made
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  Speaker 1: you likable. And once again, once again, once again, Social
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  Speaker 1: media ain't the real world, so I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: say that it is because it's not. But Monica, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people online are like, not even a lot,
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  Speaker 1: all of the people online are not feeling drawn in
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  Speaker 1: this episode.
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  Speaker 3: See, I haven't had a chance to get online and see.
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  Speaker 3: I usually like to see the vibe. I haven't had
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  Speaker 3: an opportunity to do that. I watched the episode today
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  Speaker 3: because I like to have it be really fresh. And
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  Speaker 3: so I haven't had a chance to jump online, but
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  Speaker 3: that's very interesting.
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  Speaker 1: The vibe check is you are clicking down bad. What
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  Speaker 1: happened to you? You used to be our favorite. I
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  Speaker 1: don't get it.
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  Speaker 4: Team Lisa and Meredith, they were having fun.
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  Speaker 1: So when I was watching it, I'm like, just get
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  Speaker 1: up and take the mic and part. The song wasn't
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  Speaker 1: hypocrisy and brawn shit.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: That's clever.
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  Speaker 4: Jamie, that's our episode title. So the thing is- Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: That's clever as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't that. And a hit dog will holler.
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  Speaker 1: So in that moment, because you know, I like to
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  Speaker 1: watch these episodes as a viewer.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Producer brain always creeps in. So of course I'm like, Bronwyn,
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  Speaker 1: are you looking for a moment?
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  Speaker 3: Obviously. Look, let me tell you. She was more upset
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  Speaker 3: over hypocrisy and bullshit than she was gout dick sucker. What? What?
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  Speaker 3: Because that is a far worse insult than someone singing
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  Speaker 3: hypocrisy and bullshit You could have played that off and
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  Speaker 3: you could have brought that shit up next morning at
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  Speaker 3: the breakfast table. Like a real lady over tea and biscuits, bitch. Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Wait for the right moment. Roll it out through the night.
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  Speaker 3: Act unfazed. Enjoy your night with your man. Go get
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  Speaker 3: some little chitty-chitty bang-bang. And then in the morning at breakfast,
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  Speaker 3: when you're gathered with the family, that is the time
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  Speaker 3: for inappropriate talk. Like a normal person. And I would
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  Speaker 3: have loved to see that versus her completely having a meltdown,
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  Speaker 3: freaking out, saying, get the fuck out. And her ending
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  Speaker 3: up ultimately leaving over some little cheeky disco banger. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it was weird. It was weird. Maybe something else was
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  Speaker 3: going on. But, um. yeah, they were, they all were
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  Speaker 3: acting like that was the most, like, that's where you
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  Speaker 3: draw the line, bitch. That's where you guys want to
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  Speaker 3: draw the fucking line. This is too far. This is
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  Speaker 3: too much. This is, it's the same thing, bitch. It's
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  Speaker 3: the same thing with me. a fucking little tiny 5,000
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  Speaker 3: follower Instagram page. You guys want to draw the line,
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  Speaker 3: but like, you know what I mean? It's the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird.
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  Speaker 4: It was weird.
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  Speaker 1: And you hit the nail on the head in the
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  Speaker 1: sense of, you know, when, listen, we know, well, I'll
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  Speaker 1: speak for myself, right? I know, obviously, that Heather's jealous
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  Speaker 1: of any cast member on that show that she can't control.
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  Speaker 3: Any and all. Any and all.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so for her to sort of lead the charge
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  Speaker 1: for Bronwyn to be like, let's just go.
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  Speaker 4: This is your party. How dare they do this at
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  Speaker 4: your party?
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, to your point, there's been worse things
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  Speaker 1: that has happened on this show. It was a funny
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  Speaker 1: comedy bit. Heather got the other girls to, like, follow
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  Speaker 1: her lead. And what was so interesting to me, like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: they all walked up and left instead of, I mean, except,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: excuse me, Ashley Qua.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Qua, whatever. You know. Qua.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Bitch.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Qua. That's kind of cute, though. That's actually really cute.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: None of the above. Yeah. That's why I call her
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: ass Ashley. It's easy to remember.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Ashley is easy.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Ashley was sort of like, what is happening?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Ashley looked lost in the sauce. Like, she didn't really know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: She was in the middle, for sure. Yes.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: And was like, I'm going to sit here because it
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: ain't that serious. But also did something that I would
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: have done too.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Like, okay. Do you think you should have done it
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: at her party?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Like, to me, that's an honest question based on seeing
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Bronwyn and the girls' reactions. But when it comes to Heather,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like Heather's desire is to recruit as many
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: people on her side as possible.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: And Bronwyn, the sad thing.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Like a real narcissist, honey. Like a real-ass narcissist. Go
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: gather your flying monkeys. You want to know who the
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: narcissist is? Look... who is isolated and look who has
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: a following. Okay. I'm just going to say that. And
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: you know, she, she did exactly that because Heather thrives
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: when she can make it this big ordeal, but it's
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: not about her. Oh, this is big, big, big, big,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: big drama. This is the scene we're making history. Oh,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: we did that. We worked today, honey, but it's not
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: about me. And that is where she thrives. That is
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: where she rides, right there. For sure.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, 100%.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And that, look, Brody is even like, what's going on
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: with her?
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Called out Brody. So the thing is this. One thing
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I know for sure is... I'm not sure if Bronwyn.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Knows her place on this cast. And she's trying to
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: figure it out.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: And it was so evident based on her reaction to it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It was also just based on how she handled herself
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: on this trip.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Like, this is your trip. Like, even when she got.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Emotional and she was talking about how her life was
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: in San Francisco when she was with Todd, but she
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: loves who she is now, but she.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Also wishes she could have.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: that's the foundation of her life in San Francisco with
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: her new life.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: And it's sort of like, who are you?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Like, I feel like she's so confused about, you're confused
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: about what life you want. You're confused about what man
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you're attracted to. You're confused about which friendships you want
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: to be friends with. Even doing the dig at Britney
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: at the end, Britney could have took that left when
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: she was like, the song wasn't about me, it was
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: about Britney.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Britney, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Brittany could have taken that as a dig, too, if
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: we wanted to be fair.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you're sitting there complaining about someone making
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: digs at you while you're standing up there announcing in
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: front of the room, just like Lisa and Meredith just did, right?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Insulting someone else. You're literally doing the same shit, which
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: is exactly what the song is written about. Hypocrisy. And
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: it's bullshit. That's like exactly it. And I thought it
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: was funny that you pointed that out because that part
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: on the boat where Bronwyn was crying about that. Yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: it just felt, I don't know what it is. It
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: didn't sit with me either. And I think maybe that
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: is what I'm picking up on where it's kind of like,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Like, are you the girl that buys
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: $ 4 million necklaces? Are you the girl that just says
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: you buy $ 4 million necklaces? Are you the girl that
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: commits crimes but has the, you know, evidence sealed? Or
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: are you the girl that's never committed a crime? And,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: you know, like, we don't know. Nobody knows. And it's
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: just like Lisa and Meredith said, they were like, wait,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: she had her childhood here? I thought she just had
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: her adult.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Wait, once again. Once again. We don't know. With Bronwen.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think Bronwyn maybe knows who Bronwyn is. Maybe
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: that's true. Maybe that's true. Maybe she doesn't. Wow.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's a lot to unpack there.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: And it's funny because this is what episode five, I think,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: or four or five.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, episode five.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Episode five.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: And one thing we know is based on the interviews
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: that the housewives have had, when asked who has the
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: most to answer to at the reunion, Everybody said Bronwyn.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Really? Okay.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: All of the housewives said the one person that has
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the most to answer to at the reunion is Bronwyn.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, girl, I can relate to that. Because
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: that's what they said about my reunion.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: This is how you are. Okay, one more thing before
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I let you have to go in five minutes. One
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: more thing.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: No, bring it on.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: What were your thoughts.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: When Heather and Whitney were talking and Whitney was informing
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: her that she hasn't been happy for a while?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: How she had a fucking Britney Spears moment where she
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: shaved her head being 25 years old with two kids.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: When she said this, I almost, I was shaking.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: When she said, Justin raised me.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Bitch.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you, I'm so glad. This is why
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: we're such a good little Monte Carlo team because this
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: and the Heather talking about, it's like watching a train wreck. Bitch,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: that's how we feel. Pulling out your piss stain mattress.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: You got us watching shit like that every week. But
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: this was the other thing that bothered me so much
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: was Whitney said, If I can't talk to Heather about this,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: who am I going to talk to? Literally anyone else.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Literally anyone else. Oh my God, Whitney. Anyone else. Anyone
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: the fuck else.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Talk to Brandon. He's the listener.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, go talk to Brandon. He knows about cheekbones.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I think he would have some great advice for you, okay?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Anyone else. Whitney, girl, if you ask yourself this again
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: in the future, I want you to hear these words.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Anyone else. Girl, please get away from Heather. What the fuck?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Anyone else. I can't. I can't. I can't. But, yeah,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: when she said that, I was like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I said, this marriage. By the way, fast forward, we
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: know she filed.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: But what made you think, like, oh, fuck? Why did
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: you say that?
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: That was just, and you know I love my girl Whitney,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: and you know I love my man Justin. I love
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: them together. I'm still hoping... I'm still hoping they work
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: it out. Bitch, I don't know after that comment shit.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: No.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: That was icky. That was icky. I didn't like how
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: it made me feel. It made me feel like raised you.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: What did you think?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: It told me everything I needed to know in the
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: sense of Listen, when Britney Spears shaved her head, she
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: was so fed up with the paparazzi. She fell into
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a depression and she was crying.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Out for help.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think the paparazzi is the problem.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Well, no.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Bitch.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Bitch. First of all, I was not thinking.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: That the paparazzi in Salt Lake City was like me.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: That's not the problem, bitch.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: That's not her problem.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: No.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: I think you are, first of all, you're hysterical. I think.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Whitney, listen, I'm going to say it plain. I'm going
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: to say it plain, and I got to say how
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I feel it. Whitney, I'm sorry.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I got to say it. Whitney had an affair in
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: her 20s with a married man while she was married.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: They both left their spouses to marry each other. She
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: had two kids by the time she was 25.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. She, obviously living in Mormon world and all that shit. Yes.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Whitney had, just like Bronwyn, Whitney don't know who she is.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: So when she said he raised me, Justin saw this
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: precocious woman and a little bit naive and pretty much
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: was able to sort of guide her and tell her
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: what to do.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: And she listened and she, and he was going on.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: These global trips cause he was a global salesman and
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: she's at home and she's with the kids and she
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: was crying out for help. And then she got on
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: television and you know, like she gets to go outside.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: She talked about being drunk at Bravo con and how
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: that was equivalent to shaving her head at 25.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: She doesn't know who the fuck she is.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: You know, it's kind of a little bit giving me
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: a little bit of how Angie sounded in her confessional
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: when she was like, I just went along with Sean
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: and now I have a voice. You know what? Let
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: me ask you this as a producer. Are we going
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: to get confessionals from the husbands? No. Okay.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: No.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: No, I want it. We got it from John the
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: first episode. But let's be clear.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: John is still married to Lisa.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: They're a team, right?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: We're not getting it from... No, no. Okay. No, we're
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: not getting it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: That would be interesting. No, 100%.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I want to hear their POV because....
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: On one hand, I understand what these women are going through,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: finding themselves.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I get it. I get it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, I do want to hear from
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: the husbands. Did them being a housewife change your marriage?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Did they operate differently?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Could two things be true and you guys weren't able
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to sort of come to a middle ground and say,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: but at least we love each other. So let's figure
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: out this newfound relationship. world we both live in, right?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: But no, when Whitney said that, that told me everything
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I needed to know. She is going to be like
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Ashley Darby on Potomac. Whitney's about to date these younger
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: men and.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Lay it low.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. I mean, we're already seeing it with
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Bronwyn and how that's you know, playing out who knows
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: what's going to happen with Angie. Um, it, it is wild. What's,
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: what's been going on with this cast as far as
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: the marriages and, you know, I, yeah, I really am
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: still in shock. I really am over Whitney and Justin.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I think, I think it's crazy. I hope that they
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: work it out. Um, but as far as this episode,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to see how this plays out. We
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: are missing Mary. I personally, I've been missing Mary the
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: last couple episodes. We need her.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: She's back next week.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Yes. And she's getting them in line like she should.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: She said, I'm disappointed in you motherfuckers.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: And I can't wait to see it. So, Monica, thank
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: you for taking time out to recap this week.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I love you.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: And as we end, raindrops, give it up one more
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: time for the track that is out in stores right now.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Bitch.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: It's a banger.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Bullshit.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Ay.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Ay.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Bullshit. Bullshit.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Bullshit.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, baby. Bullshit.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Ay.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: All right. I love you, Monica.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Love you.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Bye, boo.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 34:18
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• 34:23
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• 34:27
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