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We Get It, You're Really Intense · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: We get it, we get it, You're really intense. Whoopedie shit.
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  Speaker 1: It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: In the introduction, will not stand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start saying that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's now with the dogs lying down with cats
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  Speaker 2: snarchy in the streets.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. I had lived that last millisecond. I just
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  Speaker 1: popped into my head because I said it the other
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  Speaker 1: day and my son laughed. He said, was that I
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  Speaker 1: said some of my dad said all the time? Or
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  Speaker 1: early whoopedie shit. Gosh, I'm gonna use that all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the very eighties.
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  Speaker 3: Is that my dad?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was, but my dad used
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  Speaker 1: to always he still said it, you know, whoop shit.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that is a very funny expression.
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  Speaker 1: Had never struck me.
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  Speaker 2: Neither.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard it so many times and not reacted to it.
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  Speaker 1: When I said it, just out of nowhere reflexively, my
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  Speaker 1: son thought it was hilarious. Oh that is just that's great.
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  Speaker 1: So my intro. We get it, we get it, you're
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  Speaker 1: really intense. I was gonna complain about certain kinds of
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  Speaker 1: people that go to the gym, and I gave Katie
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  Speaker 1: the heads up on this because she's a regular Jim
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  Speaker 1: Rat herself all of them. Do you have me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you have any particulars that stand out before I
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  Speaker 1: get to my main kind of person at the gym
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  Speaker 1: that I ate?
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  Speaker 3: Well, so I take a class I'm in. I'm in
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  Speaker 3: what's called a high intensity interval training class. So there's
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  Speaker 3: like ten to fifteen of us in a room doing
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  Speaker 3: these workouts, and there's this one guy that gets way.
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  Speaker 1: Too close every class. Is that a coming on to
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  Speaker 1: you sort of thing?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't assuming so at first, but it's been a
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  Speaker 3: consistent thing. So either it's a coming on to me
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  Speaker 3: thing or he's just really obnoxious and oblivious to it.
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  Speaker 1: Because he he is.
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  Speaker 3: I always have to check like my bubble around me
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  Speaker 3: to make sure I'm not gonna hit him because he's
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  Speaker 3: that close.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's that's That's probably the number one complaint
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  Speaker 1: of most women at Jim's. Isn't it that guys hitting
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  Speaker 1: on them? It's like, leave me.
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  Speaker 3: Alone, or the people that talk to you when you
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  Speaker 3: have your headphones in, like I have these in because
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one of the problems now with Jim's
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  Speaker 1: is everybody has an earbuddy, and including me, and uh
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  Speaker 1: so you can't say are you done with that or
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  Speaker 1: even like that because nobody, nobody can listen to anybody.
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  Speaker 1: It does keep people from I think it keeps the
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  Speaker 1: girls safe from conversation because they all have earbuds in.
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  Speaker 1: It's like very clearly you wouldn't be able to walk
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  Speaker 1: up and start a conversation. I never would anyway. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I go out of my way, like there's go over there,
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  Speaker 1: turn my head that way. I want to make sure
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  Speaker 1: nobody thinks I'm looking at them. I'm not talking to them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be that guy. Yes, Michael, No,
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  Speaker 1: I get.
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  Speaker 4: Stuck next to the person that has a phone conversation
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  Speaker 4: with her ear you know, like a cell phone conversation.
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  Speaker 4: They start to have a out loud conversation. I want
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  Speaker 4: to join into the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm right next to you.
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  Speaker 2: That's the only way to come back at Michael. Tell them, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: tell them, I say Hi.
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  Speaker 3: If you're on the phone at the gym, you're not
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  Speaker 3: working nearly hard enough.
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  Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, so I'm a regular at the gym now
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  Speaker 1: for like the last six months since I moved because
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  Speaker 1: I got a gym membership with this place I live,
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  Speaker 1: and I hadn't been a regular in a gym for
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  Speaker 1: not a regular for like thirty years, so it's been
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  Speaker 1: a long time. Pretty cell phone era. Now they got
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  Speaker 1: signs everywhere. You know, don't sit there staring at your
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  Speaker 1: phone on the equipment blah blah blah blah blah, because
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  Speaker 1: I see that happened all the time. People do a set,
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  Speaker 1: then they start scrolling and they don't realize ten minutes
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  Speaker 1: has gone by before they get back to their second set. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're not working out hard enough. If you've got time
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  Speaker 1: to do that, you're not serious. Get the hell out
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  Speaker 1: the way. I actually texted a buddy of mine who's
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  Speaker 1: like super hardcore into working out all the time. My
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  Speaker 1: main complaint I'm going to get to in a second,
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  Speaker 1: but he said he hates puts too much weight, stacks
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  Speaker 1: too much weight on there and can't actually live. Guy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why that bothers him. That is kind
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  Speaker 1: of funny. There is a super ripped guy at the
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  Speaker 1: gym I was noticing the other day, and he does
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  Speaker 1: about the lightest weights of anybody in there, but his
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  Speaker 1: form is perfect, And I thought all these other muscleheads
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  Speaker 1: should look at him. They're trying to because they got
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  Speaker 1: to show how much they're doing. But they're like swinging
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  Speaker 1: their body around, which is not, you know, isolating the
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  Speaker 1: muscle you're trying to wear. But this guy who uses
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  Speaker 1: a lightweight, he is so perfect with this technique and
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  Speaker 1: he's really ripped. So I think that's the key. But
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  Speaker 1: younger guys like to show how much they can lift.
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  Speaker 1: But here's here's my least favorite guy that I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to bring up this topic for the slams the weights
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  Speaker 1: down guy to show how freaking intense you are. I
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  Speaker 1: guess all the time. No, no, that that lifetime ban
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  Speaker 1: I know. And this gym I go to, it's a
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  Speaker 1: private gym, and they've got signs up that say do
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  Speaker 1: not slam the weights. They didn't have those signs until
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  Speaker 1: like a week ago, and and he's new. I think
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  Speaker 1: those signs are aimed surely at him. It has not
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  Speaker 1: worked at all because I've seen I saw him in
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  Speaker 1: the gym again last night, and I don't think anybody's
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  Speaker 1: got the guts to go up to him and say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: could you not slam those weights down? Because he looks
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  Speaker 1: like he would attack you and punch you in the
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  Speaker 1: face if you said anything to him. He's just so intense. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he stomps around and he lifts hey, he drops
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  Speaker 1: him on the floor, bang bang klang, and everybody jerks
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  Speaker 1: like you know, because you get startled when you hear
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  Speaker 1: a loud noise like that. Oh, which is so uncomfortable
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  Speaker 1: being around him. But amin tense. You puss his art
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  Speaker 1: in tents? Amit tents?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get kicked out of You'll get kicked out
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  Speaker 3: of Planet Fitness for that.
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  Speaker 1: Really good for you. You're so freaking intense, you weirdo.
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  Speaker 1: Quit slamming the weights around. Geez, we get it. You
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  Speaker 1: care about being tough guy or something. You lift a
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  Speaker 1: lot that need Yeah, neat exactly, hippy whoopedy shit. I
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  Speaker 1: would say shit guy, but he just says it every time.
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  Speaker 1: And it's it's more just like I don't like big
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  Speaker 1: loud noises, right, yes, sudden loud noises.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're kind of annoying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always that guy that makes extra loud noises
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  Speaker 4: just so everybody looks over at him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a combination of his grunting and he's dropping
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  Speaker 1: boom all right, all right, all right, we get it.
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  Speaker 1: Can you go to some he man women haters club
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  Speaker 1: gym where you all strut around about how cool and
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  Speaker 1: testosterone laden you are and I don't know what you do,
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  Speaker 1: count your chest hairs or do something, but go a
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  Speaker 1: different gym. Oh he's totally shaved, but anyway, Oh yeah
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  Speaker 1: he is.
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  Speaker 2: Actually call it A holes. Yeah, just you know, and
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  Speaker 2: have the the O of the hole be a plate
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  Speaker 2: on a bar bell A holes. The big guy lifting
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  Speaker 2: it'll form the own.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Have a gym called A holes and you
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  Speaker 1: like encourage that sort of thing. And everybody wears the
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  Speaker 1: tank top with the big loops so you see their
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  Speaker 1: entire body. They all have. That's the uniform that comes
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  Speaker 1: at the A Hole gym.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and they're all gonna hit on the first woman
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  Speaker 2: who walks in. Everyone never will because you know it's
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  Speaker 2: right there on the sign.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Lots of mirrors, lots of posing in the mirrors.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the level of douchebag you guys just described. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's he's big giant loop tank top thingy where you're
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  Speaker 1: practically shirtless.
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  Speaker 2: Right right, And if somebody doesn't drop the weights, the
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  Speaker 2: other guys have come over here.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell's the matter with you?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta drop those waiters. You don't seem intense. Are
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  Speaker 1: you not in tense? Whatever? God, Jim sounds like my hell,
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  Speaker 1: whoopedie shit is the answer to that, Well, I guess
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  Speaker 1: that's it.