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CHILL DUUUDE | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:68 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What's the deal? It's your boy, Duno. In Jakarta. Cheese Moe,
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  Speaker 1: doing a podcast. You guys, we are going on tour.
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  Speaker 2: November 12th, we'll be in Modesto, California.
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  Speaker 1: November 15th, we'll be in San Francisco. And December 30th,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to be in Phoenix, Arizona, man. Come fuck
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: with us. Pull up on us. Come fuck with us.
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  Speaker 2: Before this pod starts, pause it, go to the link
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  Speaker 2: down below, and buy yourself a ticket if you're near
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  Speaker 2: the cities or in the cities.
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  Speaker 1: We love you guys. Well, Andres, do you want to
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  Speaker 1: go to a boogie on the 29th? We're in New York. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: of course. I said Andres. You were just expecting to
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: take on Draftster, bro? You know, maybe I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to invite you to do it. I don't know how
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: you feel. Don't even play around like that, bro. Seriously,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: stop joking around like that, bro. Don't play around about
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  Speaker 1: A Boogie, bro. Yeah. Hey, welcome back to another episode
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  Speaker 1: of Cheez Mo' Duna in Jakarta. This might be the
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  Speaker 1: last one. Because Jakarta, I woke up in the wrong
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  Speaker 1: side of bed. I woke up in a great mood.
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  Speaker 1: I arrived here, me and Andres were having a great conversation.
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  Speaker 1: And then you walked in with your negative Oscar the
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  Speaker 1: Grouch energy. No, no, no. He literally just said he
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  Speaker 1: wasn't going to do the pod right now. Be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Be honest. That was some of the biggest ho shit
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  Speaker 1: I've heard you say in your life. Be honest.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's some ho ass shit. I came over here
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  Speaker 1: bright and early. Why were you there? Everyone's tired. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not done talking. I wasn't done talking. Everyone's tired.
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  Speaker 1: But this is our job. You can't come in here
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  Speaker 1: when you're in a bad mood and say, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to do the pod anymore. It doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: if you don't want to do it. We have fans
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  Speaker 1: that are waiting for us. No, no, no. They want
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  Speaker 1: to tune in.
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  Speaker 2: Since we're talking about Jose, why weren't you here the
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  Speaker 2: day me and AD and Jared did it?
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  Speaker 1: That was weeks ago. That was a week. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you bring up that? Why would you bring that up?
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  Speaker 1: That's so stupid of you. Jakarta got mad because I
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  Speaker 1: walked in. I was like, damn, they didn't invite me
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  Speaker 1: to the wedding. Pops. Why would I get mad? Why
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  Speaker 1: would I get mad over that, though? Go ahead. I'll
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  Speaker 1: let you finish. I'll let you finish. I'll let you finish.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead. I walked in. I was like, damn.
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  Speaker 2: And then we just laughed. And then I laughed. Obviously,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to Jakarta's Asian wedding. I
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  Speaker 2: know he doesn't like bringing around that side of the family.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, right? But obviously, I'm joking.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, he's not my fucking wedding, you fucking idiot. Like, obviously, one,
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  Speaker 1: it's not that I don't want to bring you around
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  Speaker 1: my cousins. Bro, everyone loves you, bro. You're a beautiful person.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you know that. I really genuinely do. But
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  Speaker 1: when it's time for my wedding, I can't... So this
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  Speaker 1: is how it works. When people have a wedding, they
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  Speaker 1: fund it themselves. I know how weddings work. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't done, though. Oh, you're not done? Go ahead. Obviously, Jakarta. Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: I know how a wedding and how an invitation work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Why the fuck would I want to go to your
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  Speaker 2: cousin that you barely even know yourself that's not even really.
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  Speaker 1: Your cousin's wedding? Facts. I just met him last year.
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  Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is, why would you go out
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  Speaker 2: the way to just be like... Oh, you fucking idiot.
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  Speaker 2: Why the fuck would I invite you to a wedding?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't not joking. That was just a stupid thing
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  Speaker 1: to say to me. Maybe I shouldn't have called you
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  Speaker 1: a fucking idiot. Do you think? I hate when we argue.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not that. After this argument, we have to stop arguing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm letting you know right now. Go ahead. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not that. So, I said my piece. You said your piece. Andres,
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  Speaker 1: let Andres be the middle.
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  Speaker 2: Since you and Richard had a great conversation before I
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  Speaker 2: walked in.
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  Speaker 1: You learned that I was joking. Go ahead, Andres. Was
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  Speaker 1: I not being sarcastic when I said that jokingly?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Facts. Facts. He was. Okay. Was he tripping for saying
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't going to do the pod?
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  Speaker 5: I think it was your tone.
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  Speaker 1: My tone. And then he took it. But was I
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  Speaker 1: tripping he said he wasn't going to do the pod?
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  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. No, no, no. But who says that?
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  Speaker 2: And then after that, I said something else in the
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  Speaker 2: back while we laughed when I say about Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we're going to talk about why you didn't
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  Speaker 1: go to Vegas with us. I don't give a fuck
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  Speaker 1: you with us. We'll be plotting anyways against me, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry if my tone sometimes gets a little too
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  Speaker 1: much because I hate it when we argue. The fans
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: hate it when we argue. And I just think let's
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  Speaker 1: nip this in the bud right now. I apologize for
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  Speaker 1: how my tone was and that was wrong of me.
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  Speaker 1: But don't come in here. Thinking like, oh, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to talk. Oh, we're going to. Oh, we're going. Don't
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  Speaker 1: do that shit. Because it makes me look like, it
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  Speaker 1: makes me feel like, oh, these fools are trying to
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  Speaker 1: get on me again or whatever the fuck, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Were the cameras rolling? Was it not just us three
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  Speaker 1: in the room? It was. The camera was about to
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  Speaker 1: start rolling. You said, oh, we're going to talk. I
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  Speaker 1: was all the way in the back. You said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to talk about it, though. Obviously, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it on camera.
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  Speaker 2: And obviously, did you not tell me before I fell
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  Speaker 2: about it off camera, so I haven't talked about it since?
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  Speaker 1: About Vegas? That wasn't the reason, though. That wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: reason I stayed. I just stayed off ribs. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: like particular. What it wasn't? Go ahead, get mad at Andres.
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  Speaker 1: I'll talk to him later. We're kicking it the whole
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  Speaker 1: day today. A good amount of day. Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Don't come in here with that energy, brother. Because you
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  Speaker 1: know what it is. I had a great energy, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I took a fucking shit upstairs. It was great. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's because you know what it is, fool.
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  Speaker 2: Like, are there other people in your life having you on,
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  Speaker 2: walking on XO, so you feel like you're on defense
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  Speaker 2: mode over here, papi?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. If I'm not sucking your jaw, you have
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  Speaker 1: to be mad at me. You're the person that has
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  Speaker 1: me walking along, dog. No, I literally said why you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to wait. Yeah, I'd be enjoying my day
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  Speaker 1: and out of nowhere I'll get a call and you'll
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  Speaker 1: press the fuck out of me for nothing, from no
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  Speaker 1: reason at all. When did I call you and press
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  Speaker 1: the fuck out of you? Maybe it was a dream,
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: but it's happened. It's happened. It's happened before. Lately you
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  Speaker 1: haven't because I've been on my toes. Because I've been
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  Speaker 1: on it. Yes or no? I've been on it. I know.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I'm not. I don't want you to think
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeking validation from you. You're not. Not my dad, bro. Well. Well.
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  Speaker 1: But you were like, this morning, I literally walked out
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  Speaker 1: like that. You didn't want me to the wedding pod.
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  Speaker 1: And you were like. That's not how it went, though.
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  Speaker 1: The only part that got me mad was who just says,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to do this fucking pod. Like, what? Like,
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  Speaker 1: why would you say that? You know? You shouldn't put.
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  Speaker 1: And I know you weren't playing when you said that.
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  Speaker 1: You really would have just walked out and stopped doing
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  Speaker 1: the pod. I would. Yeah, I know. That's not a
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  Speaker 1: good thing. You know? That's not. Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes dealing with you. And not making money, sometimes not
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  Speaker 2: making money is the better choice.
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  Speaker 1: Not all money is good money, fool.
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  Speaker 2: And when you're around somebody like- Rob Markman, Jr.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: Again, you're not letting me talk.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes, fool, you're like, you know what you are, fool?
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  Speaker 1: You're very bipolar.
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  Speaker 2: Your emotions are everywhere, papa.
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  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: Really? Rob Markman, Jr.: You're like this.
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  Speaker 2: I literally was just joking about the wedding and you
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  Speaker 2: called me a fucking stupid idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Because- Rob Markman, Jr.: Okay, and do you think I
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  Speaker 1: think you're a stupid fucking idiot?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just think that every chance you get that
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  Speaker 2: you're just mad and you're always on defense mode because
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  Speaker 2: probably the person that you're making out with every other
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  Speaker 2: night probably mad that you didn't take her to the wedding.
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  Speaker 1: So you're just on defense mode about it. You're an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on defense mode because everything you do is like
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  Speaker 1: a jab to me. Or like a, listen, I'm not done.
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  Speaker 1: Shut the hell up. Or like you're like, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: wonder how I could get this aggravated as fuck today.
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  Speaker 1: Or like I'm chilling and you're like, all you do
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  Speaker 1: is chill with your life. Like, you know, like I'm just...
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  Speaker 1: Right now, bro, I'm in a good state of mind.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're in a good state of mind. You
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  Speaker 1: look slimmer. You're in a good state of mind. We're
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  Speaker 1: all in a good state of mind. Andrea's not here.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just in a good state of mind. I
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  Speaker 1: have my whole, I'm literally, I have everything lined up
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  Speaker 1: for this week. So, you know. Okay, so then why'd
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  Speaker 1: you have to. What? So why'd you have to get
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  Speaker 1: all rude right now about the wedding? I didn't get rude.
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  Speaker 1: That's just a stupid thing to say. About that fake-ass
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  Speaker 1: fucking wedding? That shit was on a Sunday. Trash-ass shit.
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  Speaker 1: Why was the wedding on a Sunday?
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  Speaker 2: That weak-ass bullshit. I'm glad I didn't go to that bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: The food looked like fucking blood. The food looked incredible.
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  Speaker 2: The wedding was incredible, too. It was in a beautiful place, too.
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  Speaker 2: So I like the key. That's where I would want
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  Speaker 2: to have. And I would get married there.
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  Speaker 1: It was beautiful, though. Gore Hill's recreational center is beautiful, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Like where food play basketball in? No, it's an event center.
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  Speaker 1: So they have another spot, but this is the event. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: the view was incredible, bro. Was there like a flag
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  Speaker 1: football game going on outside or what the fuck? No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: They had the marriage in the... Oh, yeah, go, go, go.
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  Speaker 1: Agora Hills. Event Center. Saw Event Center. Oh, you put
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  Speaker 1: it down on your notes for when you get married
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  Speaker 1: or what? I wouldn't get married here. Probably get married... Oh,
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  Speaker 1: look at that. That was it. It was beautiful. People
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  Speaker 1: have weddings there all the time. That was it. That
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  Speaker 1: was it. That second pick. That was it. Oh. Fiermaso, bro.
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  Speaker 1: It was fire, bro. Who got married? They're so defensive
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  Speaker 1: about it. I'm not defensive at all. I just don't
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  Speaker 1: want to bring up the people. It's just some Indonesian
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  Speaker 1: people that got married.
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  Speaker 2: He moved from Indonesia. I can't even talk about the
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  Speaker 2: wedding he went to, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I'm trying to talk about it. You're cutting
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  Speaker 1: me off. You're doing all this stupid shit. Let me talk, bro.
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  Speaker 1: He came from Indonesia last year, I believe two, three
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  Speaker 1: years ago. He married a girl from Indonesia, but they
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  Speaker 1: married over here. He brought her over? He exported her?
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  Speaker 1: I think she was from Vegas. They met at a
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  Speaker 1: Muslim Indonesian event two years ago, and then they just
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  Speaker 1: got married now. Okay, but you know this fool good.
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  Speaker 1: I know him. Reza used to work with this fool.
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  Speaker 1: When he came from Indonesia, Reza was working with this
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  Speaker 1: fool at a fried chicken spot. I know him because
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  Speaker 1: I see him every Friday at the mosque. He's pretty
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  Speaker 1: close to my dad. Oh, was your dad at the
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  Speaker 1: wedding too? Yeah, my father was at the wedding. My
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  Speaker 1: mother was at the wedding. I was at the wedding.
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  Speaker 1: That was it. Was Reza at the wedding? Reza's in Florida. Florida.
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  Speaker 1: So the food that you guys met him through wasn't
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  Speaker 1: at the wedding? No, no, no. Because you guys met
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  Speaker 1: him through Reza. Reza worked with him. We met him
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  Speaker 1: through the community at the mosque. Oh, so everybody from
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  Speaker 1: the mosque was there? No, very selective. It was like
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  Speaker 1: I was there, Noah was there. We know why you
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  Speaker 1: were there. Why was I there? Because, you know, you're
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  Speaker 1: like the most popular Indonesian. It wasn't like that. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't like that. That wasn't really like you. That was
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  Speaker 1: a boy, actually. I called him yesterday, and I was like... Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: on his wedding. No, I called him the day before.
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  Speaker 1: I called him the day before his wedding. I called
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  Speaker 1: him the day before his wedding. I called him the
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  Speaker 1: day before his wedding, and I was thinking, I was like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if he's going to answer his phone, you know?
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  Speaker 1: And I called him. He was like, what's up, bro?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, uh... Just wanted to let
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  Speaker 1: you know I RSVP'd. I was like, can you check
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  Speaker 1: if I RSVP'd? He was like, don't even worry, man.
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  Speaker 1: We get you in, okay? I was like, all right, cool, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see you later. Beep. When's the last time you
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  Speaker 1: hung out with this fool outside of his wedding? Never.
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  Speaker 1: I've never hung out with him outside of his wedding.
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  Speaker 1: I've never hung out with him. So you're into that
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  Speaker 1: much of a stranger as I am. My father, my father. No,
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  Speaker 1: my father's very close to him. Him and his family.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Oh, is his foot an
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  Speaker 1: older man or he's like your age? He's like my age.
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  Speaker 1: But he's straight from Indo. He barely learned English not
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  Speaker 1: too long ago. He kicks it with his homies are
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  Speaker 1: all foods that just came from Indonesia. Just say immigrants.
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  Speaker 1: A lot like fobs. Like fresh off the boat. Immigrants. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess so. Immigrants. He has a visa. Indonesian paisas.
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  Speaker 5: He has a visa?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know his thing. You
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  Speaker 1: were at his wedding? Yeah, I was at his wedding. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was at his wedding. Oh, that's kind of... Okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was great, bro. So who was the food that
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  Speaker 1: you were posting? Wait, did you go eat? The food
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: that I posted? Hold on, hold on, hold on. The
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: food that I posted? Hold on, hold on. Now that
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  Speaker 1: I think about it, you fat bitch. You were at
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: a restaurant when we caught you. You want to go
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  Speaker 1: eat before you're going to eat at the wedding? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Just because me and Darcy. So T.O.B. picked me up. T.O.B.
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  Speaker 1: picked me up from the crib. Wait, so you didn't
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  Speaker 1: roll with your dad and your mom? No. Why? Just
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  Speaker 1: because T.O.B. was rolling alone. I was like, man, I
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: might as well roll with the boy. So T.O.B. comes
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  Speaker 1: picking me up from my house. He's like, yo, the
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  Speaker 1: wedding starts at, so the wedding reception starts at five,
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  Speaker 1: but all the Muslim stuff, like, you know, the Muslim
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  Speaker 1: ceremony starts at like one. I don't know. What do
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  Speaker 1: you guys do? One or two. I don't know. They
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: do like a bunch of Muslim stuff. I really don't,
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  Speaker 1: I can't, I can't break you down. Like my father's
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  Speaker 1: not here, you know, but I can't break you down the, oh, so, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So when I used to. I was going to say,
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, you've been to a wedding.
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  Speaker 1: I've been to so many. When you, when I used
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: to work at the mosque, we used to do that.
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  Speaker 1: The Muslim marriage ceremony, it's called a nikah. A what? N-I-K-K-A-H.
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  Speaker 1: Swear to God. So, fuck me. So, at the mosque
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  Speaker 1: when I used to work there, it used to be
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  Speaker 1: very simple. Like, let's say, hey, you had a girl
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  Speaker 1: and you wanted to make her your wife. You have
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  Speaker 1: to get married through the city hall first, show us
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: the marriage license, and then we can marry you religiously.
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  Speaker 1: And the only reason that's because it's because fools will
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  Speaker 1: try to marry their second wife You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Through the mosque. But we're like, we need to see
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  Speaker 1: the marriage license, boo, because you can't marry more than
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: one person in California. In the United States. No, in California.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: In the United States. I think in Utah, you're allowed
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: to have more than one wife. Mormons don't do that?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that might be a religious thing, but.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think- Oh, but you don't think it's a
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  Speaker 1: government thing? I don't think it's a government thing. Oh, okay.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Can you start that up? But point is, I think
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  Speaker 1: all you need to do is have two witnesses. They
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: make the prayer in Arabic. Were you one of the witnesses? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I've been one of the witnesses. For yesterday? No, I
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: wasn't even there. I've been witnesses when I was working
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  Speaker 1: at the mosque. But I've been witnesses for random people
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  Speaker 1: just with their wives. And you're signing it for them? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just sign it for them. And then I'll see
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: people when they get married. Happy birthday, you know? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so what's the nikah? And it's the marriage ceremony for
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Muslim people. But I don't know. It's like the guy
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: that's doing it, he'll read the Arabic prayer. And then
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  Speaker 1: I think you just sign documents. The witness is there.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Sign documents, whatever. And then bang, bang. Married. Married. Bang, bang, boom, boom. Nah,
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: they're stupid. Do you guys do shit like... I see.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: It's a marriage contract.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Do you guys do shit like how many hijabs can
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: the girl hold?
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Nah, nah, nah. You're retarded. I'm not retarded. They did
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: games like musical chairs. Why is she showing her hair? What?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro. I guess some people are more,
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: what is it? Was the girl yesterday short of hair? No,
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. You remember seeing the
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: girl yesterday? She had a hijab on. Like fully loaded?
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: Not fully loaded, bro, but like that, like that. Oh,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: she was short of hair? No, I didn't see no hair.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, do Muslim women get their
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: hair done for their wedding? They're not going to show it.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck waste the money? Yeah, I don't know.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they would do that if they're
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: not going to show it, yeah. I mean, but, I mean,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. When my mom came home from Indo,
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: I walked in the house and she had her hair
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: done and I was like, what's this for, bro? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: What are you doing this for? She out here using
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: unreasonable shit. Her hair was all straightened up and shit.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, who are you showing? Who
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: are you showing, woman? What if it's for her just
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: in the room? That shit don't count, bro. Come on, bro.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: What if it's for her and her girls when they
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: go out? When they go out?
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: How disappointed would you be if your mom and her
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: homegirls had a secret life to where they go, let's say,
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: an hour away to.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Orange County and just let their hair out and just
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: be at the club and shit? That would be the
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: funniest shit ever. How sick would you be, though? I
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be sick at all. I'd be like... Have some
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: more respect for yourself. Go farther than Orange County. Orange
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: County is too close. Temecula. Wine country.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: How serious is it when like, let's say one year
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: you're like very committed to the hijab and then the.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Next year you're like, ah, never mind. It's crazy because
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be, the only reason I wouldn't be able
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: to tell you is just because I don't have to
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: wear one. Do you get me? So I wouldn't understand
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: the struggle. Can we ask somebody by any chance? Like
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: not like just call somebody or like somebody you know
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: that's like. No, I don't want to ask somebody. Like
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: it's not even cutting you off, but what the fuck
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: am I doing calling somebody, asking them about their journey
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: with the hijab? I don't want this podcast to be
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: a Muslim podcast. And that's what it sounds like this
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: topic is. You kind of get what I'm saying? What
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I think it is, I think it's a.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: I'm just curious about regular life shit that probably happens
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: in your culture that I've never seen.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: You want me to be for real with you? None
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: of my cousins wear one. So who am I going
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: to call? I don't know.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe you're just like how I called my mom about
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: her dad beating the shit out of her when she
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: was a child.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: For no reason. We laughed. Can I finish? Yeah. Can
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I finish? Yeah. Because it's a good conversation. It's just
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: a conversation. I'm not trying to make fun of your religion.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. I'm not thinking you're trying to make
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: fun of my religion.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: But how hard is it to be like, hey, mom,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: have you ever heard of somebody that wore a hijab,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: took it off, they used to find them different?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: And then your mom could be like, no, but isn't this?
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: And then that's it. Yeah, my mom's at work. Okay,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: I got to say. I know, she has a job though.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: I tried to call her today in the morning already
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: for food. She just didn't work out. But I feel
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: like you're very, are you very interested into this stuff?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: To like an extent?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: It's just different life shit. Like how hard, like you
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: have girl cousins. How hard was it to just call
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: one of them and be like, hey, how would you
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: feel like if somebody did this and this?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I'll continue, continue. And that's the question.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Like a simple, it's like when you called my sister
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: and asked her about the dream, about the pajamas, or
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: when we called my mom about her trauma as a
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: kid in Mexico. I just think you're so private about
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: yours when it's just a simple question.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: We're not putting their number out there. We're not calling their.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Because it's super cool when we call strippers about their
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: stripper life, but we can't call.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: By the way, I never tell you to call none
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: of these stripper girls. No, no, no.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that you're willing to engage in those conversations,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: but when it comes to yours, you keep it short
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: and like.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Don't want nobody to know about your religion. It's not
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: a private thing. But one, I just hate how it's
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: broadcasted and the fact that it's like, oh, we're always
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: talking about my religion. This is who I am. And
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like first of all, I understand I'm a
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Muslim man too, 100,000%. But I feel like when it
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: comes to the fact of bringing other people in, okay,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. But right now, obviously, everyone
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I know has work, bro, realistically. And I'm not trying
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: to be a dick to you. And I'm not trying
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: to avoid calling people. But it's the truth. Everyone has work.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking Monday morning. You got what I'm saying? Yeah,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: that's all I got to say, though. No, no, I know,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. It's like, you see me uncomfortable,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: and not even uncomfortable, but you see how I don't
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: like to do certain stuff? And I feel like I
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: hate it when you push me to try to call
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: somebody or try to do this. But I do understand
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: maybe I need to get out of my comfort zone
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: or something. Now, let's get back to your first argument
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: with me earlier this morning. But it's our job. It
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: is our job. Our job is not to call other people, though.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Our job is to engage with each other.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I think, but I think sometimes you need to just
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: call people and just ask them different questions.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe another day. It's just a Monday morning. Everyone's working,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: you know? And I don't really feel comfortable calling people.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: You can't text like, hey, can I call you? No,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You didn't hear the second part. I said,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable calling people. Ah, okay. Yeah. But
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I hate it when we argue. But you were both
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: in there the whole wedding. Yeah, them. I don't have
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: none of their numbers. I have the guy, but the
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: girl I met her that day. Actually, I didn't even
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: engage with the girl. I just talked about the guy.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: You didn't engage with the girl on a religious matter?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't talk to her at all. Do you guys
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: kiss each other like the Italians on the cheek? Or
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: is that gay? No, it's not gay, bro. When I
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: see my pops, I've kissed my father. Ah, gay as fuck.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: You're a grown-ass man. I've never kissed my father in
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: the mouth. That's gay as fuck. I've never kissed another
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: man in the mouth except Andy Cut in the club,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: but that wasn't my fault. He literally kissed me in
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: my fucking mouth. Wait, what the fuck remember you were
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: there when Andy could grab me he went and we
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: were in uh The only way that works in our
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: friend group is if you were right next to me.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: You were right next to me, too No, no, no,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: no cuz you have to pump fake so.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I pump fake I pump fake and he
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: went in So he didn't pump fake. No, he both
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: of you guys pump fake then you guys can't. No, no, no,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I went like this No, I went like this. Yeah, okay.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah So I went in I went in, he went in,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: we packed, and it was weird as fuck. But I
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: didn't feel anything afterwards. I knew it was just a kiss. Yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I think someone kissed me before. I've asked you before, though. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: If your homie was gay, and you guys know you
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: guys have been engaging in gay activities, like poking in
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: the butt, and all of a sudden he came on,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: he's like, Danny, I'm sorry. Sorry we used to play
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: like this. Can he play with you like that again?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: It's still me, man. We're still the same bros, you know? Yeah,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. It's because my thing is, like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: not when you're poking my butt, are you getting a
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: hard out? Are you getting hard? Yeah, yeah. Are you
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: getting aroused? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Because Andres loves grabbing my churra.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Andres loves grabbing my dick for some reason. Dude, I'm
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: not going to lie. He's probably one of the only
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: guys that grabs balls and dick, and he gets them exact. Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Like, Guts, when Guts touches my left nipple, he always
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: hits on point. Yeah, like, I think this is a
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: good sexual assaulter. Yeah. Towards us. But my thing is, like...
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think he does it to other people? Nah,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I think he just does. Puts a mask on, just
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: walks around his neighborhood. I'll crack him. Grab him to
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: crack him.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: And he gives him $ 5 after. Yeah, I think, like,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: let's say Andres be, like, trying to grab my dick
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: all the time. I'd be having to defend myself in
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: my sleep, in the shower, in the bathroom, all types
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: of things. If Andres were to do that, and then, like,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: two years later, he's like, hey, fool, you know I'm gay,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: and he would try to do it again, I might
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: be like, all right, fool, are you grabbing my dick
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: and then going to your bed and wanking it?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, if he comes out as gay, and you guys,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: and this is... You guys... I'm sorry, where's my personal camera?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: This one right here? Hey, I just want to let
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: you guys know, this is speaking of personal experience, okay?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: This is surviving Andres, all right? I've seen Andres grab
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: your balls. Yes. Dick.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Ass.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Ass. A few times. I get hit with it too.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: And we travel with him all the time. I travel
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: with you guys, I'd say, you know? Yeah, yeah. He
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: sleeps with me because I don't know why. He chews
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: his stew sometimes. We stay in the same bed or whatever.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: If he was to come out as gay, would you
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: think of me any less? Do you got me? Just because,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: just because. How many locations do we sleep together in?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Because then I do, because then I would question the
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: fact that he's been complaining about you. You know how
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: they say like the food that are like mad homophobic
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: are usually the DL foods?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, that food's fucking gay, homie.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck that food. Yeah, and then so on.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Then he's been complaining about you for months. So then
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: my question would be on Andres.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: How's that being homophobic and not just complaining that he's
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: sleeping there?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, hold on. Let me finish. You've been complaining about
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: me for months? Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: So the fact is, now my thing is like, do
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: you guys have this plan to where, hey, Andres, you
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: complain so he don't know, and then when I'm asleep,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: you guys fuck?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We make it look like we beef. But you
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: guys are really in there cuddly. When was the last
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: time you complained, bro? Every city, you guys have to
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: sleep with each other. He hates it. Oh, yeah. Well,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: now I don't know if he hates it or not. Complain, champlain, bro. Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: He's putting up the facade, bro. That's what I'm saying.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: So who doesn't know we're dating? So if Andres.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Is complaining about you sleeping with him, but he's really DL,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: and then I walk in one day and you start
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: macking it, I'm going to have to question my whole life.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I could deal with one of my homies being gay.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Both of them? Both at the same time. That kind
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: of makes you gay. Yeah, I'll be the third one.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: You'll be the third one. Yeah. Because, fool, if you're
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: kicking it with two gay fools. Then I'll be the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: perfect tour, just threesomes all the time.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Four. Put it in our season.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, huh? Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be HIV city, bro. Yeah,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: so that's my thing. That's my thing. Next stop, Atlanta. Yeah,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: that's my whole thing. So I wouldn't know how to
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: feel about it. I wouldn't know how to deal with that.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I'd be happy, though. I don't give a fuck. But
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'd be kind of like, damn. I wouldn't be happy.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, damn, this whole time, y'all were just
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: fucking macking it and being gay as fuck. If you
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: and Andres? Yeah. Why did the homie tell me that
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Chizumaduno in Jakarta was top one on gay podcasts? Did
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: you see that? It's a clip.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: It's a little... So you know how Spotify makes the clips? Well,
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: they used to when we had the video.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: It popped up as number one... Trending on the gay podcast.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out. Is that real?
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: There's a clip, yeah. There's like a screenshot of it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: I'm going to look for it right now. I'll see
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: if I can pop it up.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So we're gay now, bro. How do you feel?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Is that real? Shout out the gays. I fuck with
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: the gays. Shout out the gays. We're down to fuck.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, we know. We fuck with the gays. Yeah.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: That can't be real. No, no. I think it is. T.O.B.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: told me yesterday. T.O.B. told you? Yeah. He was like, bro,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: did you see?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: What?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: First of all, why does T.O.B. follow gay podcasts? Ah, T.O.B.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: 's gay.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: He's seen it trending. Nah, T.O.B. 's gay. He was
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: probably looking for a gay podcast to watch. Yeah, he was.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not in that number one with the gays. Shout
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: out to gays. Shout out to gays, bro. The real
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: question is how many of our fan base are gay?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I think, no, it's got to be like 10, 3% maybe.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just like a gay podcast on Spotify. Yeah. If
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: we pop up, we got to reevaluate, guys. Well, the
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: fact our name is Cheeseman is kind of fucking gay, too, so... Oh,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Are we there? No, no. Oh, thank God.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I looked up gay... Hey, you know what's funny? Dude,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the Allison's account is going to see that the gay
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: podcast on her search. Hey, Danny, are you fucking gay?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I've seen the screenshot, though.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I've seen it, too. I mean, I'm not really tripping
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: on it. Wait, wait, wait. By the way, I'm on Allison's... playlist?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: At least it was her number one, homie. Shout out
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: to Allison. She really watches the podcast. Yeah, hell yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Homer Allison. The one you verbally abused
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: a few episodes ago.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's fucking a fat fucking whore. I don't see
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: where we come out of the gay podcast. But if
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: we are part of the gay podcast community, Spotify. Hey, man,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: to the gays.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: We love you guys, man. We support you guys. Spotify,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: send us a little gay care package. Speedos. Speedos, lube,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: and a bunch of cinnamon. I didn't even know there
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: was a thing for gay podcast. Yeah, I feel like
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: that's so like putting them in a box, bro. They're
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: more than just being gay, bro. Yeah, they're super fucking gay. Yeah, bro.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Top hotos in the world. Is hoto a derogatory term
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: for gay people? Bitcha hoto. Yeah, is that?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I've never heard nobody really say it in a bad way.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I wasn't raised in a household full of hate.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: No. Maybe there's like... You know what's crazy? Me neither.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Your dad wasn't hating on the gays? Never. Never. That
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: was never like a thing. No cap, I swear to you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: There was like hate probably upon like... The blacks? No,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I know my dad hated like... Man, I don't know.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. My dad... Only time I see my
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: dad get aggressive and scream... was when he would watch, like, basketball.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I swear to you. Like, set, man, set! Like, you know,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: and I'd just be like, all right, bro. Like, you know? Like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I told you, I grew up with my dad calling
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: me a bastard. You know what a bastard means? Yes. Yeah,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: a person without a father. Yes. So I tried to
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: explain to him, but that was the only time I've
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: seen my father, like, show any, like, hard emotion or
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: when I'm, like, super horrible in school, you know? I
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: think I came from, like, a very loving home as well. Thankfully,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you know, thank God.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because, like, if he does, because... You
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: guys worked in West Hollywood. That's all the gays? Like,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: he wasn't mad, right?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: No, fuck no. I think they're homied up. I think
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: he'd be running with them at the parade, the gay parade.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So my thing is, yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't grow up with that in my house. My
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: mom wasn't mad at that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing your mom had gay homeboys, though, no? Your
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: mom had a gay homie. Well, he's like my tío, really. Rafa. Oh,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: you brought him up before. Him and my mom be like, hola, chica. Hola, chica.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That would solve you. Oh, shit. Yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: that was a gay savvy. So you know how in
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Thailand there's a lot of gay people in Asia? Like ladyboys? Yeah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: What's the country in the Latin America scene? America fans.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: America fans and Chivas fans. Okay.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: But America fans are definitely gayer than... America fans are
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: fucking gay.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: They're the gayest? Those foods are gay. Who's an America
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: fan that I know? DJ. Gay as fuck. Oh.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: They wear tight ass pants and tight ass shirts.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Aren't those the foods that have the leather jerseys? They
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: have leather America jerseys? No?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: America fans are probably the gayest foods. DJ. You, yo,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: my sister. Gay as fuck. Which sister? Erica. She's a homo.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: How did that happen? She's a lame. She's like a fresa.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: But then people would say that where Andres, the team
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Andres goes for right on this, you can have a
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: lot of gays in Guadalajara.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Well, for us, the people that think they're better because
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: they're white, light skinned.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Andres. Colorism. Colorism.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Colorism for sure.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Colorism. Where, where? In Guadalajara? Yeah. Oh, because Chivas is
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: from Guadalajara. Yeah. But what do you mean by colorism
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: within the fans? Or colorism within the players? I think
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Mexico has a lot of colorism. Colorism? So people look
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: at people from Guerrero and be like, the fuck? My
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: grandma was like that and she was dark. But my
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: grandma would be considered a bitch. Would she not? You
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: can't say stuff like that, bro. That's something we do definitely...
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: You can't. No, you can't. No, that's somebody that think
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: they're better than who they are, right? That's not what
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: that means. That is not what that means. What does
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: that mean? That is not nearly what the fuck that means.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: That is like borderline hard R, bro. I promise you that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Look it up. Bro, you blew my fucking mind with
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: some of the shit you fucking say sometimes, bro. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: can't believe you said that with just like, yeah, man.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: A highly targeted racist slur directly towards primarily black people
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: and occasionally the indigenous Australians or Pacific Islanders.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: What is it like? By the mid-19th century, it evolved
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to the dehumanizing of anti-black caricature popularized by minstrel shows.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: That's songs, yeah. And racist imagery. Yeah, that's wild. Anyway,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: hey guys, we need to take a quick break. I
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: need to take a shit, bro. I'm sorry, my stomach
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: really hurts. What's the deal, you boy? Do you know
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Andrew Carter? Andrew Carter, Polymarket! I need to tell you
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: about this new sports trading app called Polymarket. It's the
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: best new way to trade sports.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: In the past, you wanted action in the game, you
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: put some money in, and your team was doing well,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: and you wanted to cash out. They locked the trade
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: and take a huge fee. But Polymarket is a prediction market.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: It's a stock exchange for sports. Buying in and selling
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: out on your terms.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: It's your terms. No one else's terms is your terms.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: And nothing like having your own terms, fool. No, that's
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: the best. I'm just kidding.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: When your team goes down 20%, you can buy in
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: or sell it off for 40% when they come back
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: and double your money.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Double down, boy. I ain't never heard of that. I
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: ain't never heard of that. I ain't never heard of that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Because you ain't never been into trading like Polly Marcus. P-O-L-L-Y-M-A-R-K-E-T.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I was scared I was going to misspell it. Because
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: you're a little retarded. Retarded. You feel me?
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I've tried them all. Polymarket is simply the best prediction market.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: We've tried FanDuel. We've tried the whatever the fuck. Honestly,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I don't really care about other shit. But Polymarket We've
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: tried all those But Polymarket just makes it super easy
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Just choose the best thing you like You can trade
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: off those things And if you use our code.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: If you use our code Jeez man Jeez man If
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: you put.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Ten dollars Win or lose You're gonna get fifty Come
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: on For it's free money dick And like people like Wait.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Wait wait Are you serious Say it again It's free money.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Are you for real? Polymarket's offering free money? F-R-E-E space M-O-N-E-Y.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? Let's go. But we're there. We
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: are there. We are there. I'll be forgetting sometimes. Use
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the code in the description, please. Jeez, man. Sorry, I
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: had to take a quick shit. It's weird because I
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: hate taking the... I love spicy food, but when you
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: take a shit after spicy food, your asshole gets a
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: little numb. Like right now, it's like I just fucking
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: put some yay all over my ass. When did you
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: do that photo shoot? Which photo shoot? The one in
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: your shirt. Yeah, fucking. You're an idiot. Shout out to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: homie Gustavo. Can I talk? Can I talk? Oh, look, look.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: That's what made your lips look good. This is actually
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the Juneteenth. Awful lot of cops here, for sure. And
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: thank you to the homie Gustavo for shooting it. Appreciate you, dog.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: What does your team mean? I just know it's something
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: to do with the... It's a holiday for, I think,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: like the abolishing of slavery or something. I'm not even sure.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I know it has something to do with some type
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: of black history. You know? And they have it at
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Lamar Park, the event. I've been there once. Gustavo gave
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: it to you?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Should Gustavo be giving you free clothes? No, no, no.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I just went over there. So Gustavo, from a lot
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: of cops there, gave you free clothes? Stop saying free clothes.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: That's a crazy thing. Are you talking about this business
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: right there? I'm just going to shout out the homie,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: and then you're just diving into it. You could just
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: be like, I'll shout out the homie too. What's up? No, no,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: what do you mean? Before he said he gave it
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: to you. I said, thank you for hooking me up
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: with a shirt. What is that? Why are you always
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: trying to put me in a weird position? I'm trying
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: to explain. I'm asking you right now. Why do you
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: always do that? Trying to put me in an uncomfortable,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: weird position. Did he give it to you or no?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Why are you tripping? Did he give it to you? No,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just... So I'm saying thank you for hooking up
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: with this shirt. That's all that could have been dropped
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: right there. He hooked it up. But why are you
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: doing that, though? Why are you doing that? Are you
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: trying to get this one in trouble or something?
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: No, no. I'm asking you right now. Just no bullshit.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? No, but he... No, no, no.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you, though. Why are you doing that? Is
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: it because you think it's funny? You want me to
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable? What is it? I'm just trying to clarify. Yeah.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I see he hooked it up. Okay. That's it. Can
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: we drop it right there, or do you want to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: understand how long this has been there and everything? No,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I was just wondering. You want to make me uncomfortable.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I know you.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: You end up putting me in weird positions and making
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: me uncomfortable. I was wondering, was it like a hookup?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Was it for the free skis, the promo? He's like, hey,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: we're in on Monday. I'm just trying to figure it out.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: No, I just wore it. I wore it because I
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: like the shirt, bro. Okay, that's it. No, you're always
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: trying to jab and make fun of me and be
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a fucking weirdo. Bro, you think all we have to
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: do is make fun of each other. Man, shout out
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: to the homie from Astro Teeth. He gave me this shirt.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: He hooked it up. He sent it to my house, man.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that very much. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: but he hooked it up for free. For me, hook
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: it up means for free. Okay. I was just trying
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: to clarify. Did you buy that on your own because
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: it's a terrible shirt? No, I hooked it up for free.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I hooked it up for free. And I went with
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: the Hummy Poet. Oh, so you had it for free?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I thought I was going to say that. I already
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: said that, though. I already said it. No, I do think, though,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: giving away... I like the shirt, though.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I do think giving away free shit when it's not
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: your company.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Is kind of... See, I think that part's crazy, but
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you can't be saying shit like that. That's crazy as fuck.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Now you're going to... Why would you say that, bro?
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: What happens if this fool gets fucking in trouble and
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: something that fires us? You're the one that's saying it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: You don't care, huh? Because you don't care about other
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: people's lives. That's fucked up. Why would you say that, though?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: It's so weird. You know that's weird, too, no? What
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: did I say? You said that. You know what you said.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I just don't know how you think that's funny. Different
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: strokes for different folks, guys, I guess. But yeah, no,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: shout out to Tommy. He hooked it up with this.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I got these. They arrived today. I got like four
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: pairs of shorts for Minimal, although they didn't invite me
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to their event they had yesterday. Shout out Minimal, though.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And then rocking with this. I see you have the
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: rollie on your hand.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Rollie on the wrist. Fashion Nova. Fashion Nova. Is it
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Fashion Nova on the shorts? No, I mean Astro T
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and yeah, fake.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Fake slides? Fake slides. When are we investing in real slides?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you this? Are we investing in real
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: slides and real wallets or no? Because if you had
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a fake Valencia or a fake Goliard, I don't think
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: anyone's going to bat an eye. Yes or no? Yeah.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: When we're in New York, I'm going to hit Canal Street.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Those are the foos that had everything laid out though, right? Yeah.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: And then once the cops come, they have to dip, bro.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: They have to dip. But do cops run through the
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: alleys a lot over here? Yeah. I've literally never seen them.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Fake shit. You can't be selling fake designer. It's against
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the law. You can't be selling fake anything, though, right?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: That's not necessarily true. Yeah, because the people will, like,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: for example, and this isn't to bring up no bullshit,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: but I remember the first time I got jeans in
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the alleyway, I went with the homie Pete. Yeah, in
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the alleys. Oh, I guess, sorry, the alleys. Not the alleys.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: And I got it, but I've never seen no cops
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: over there tripping, but low-key, I've never seen designer in
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the alleys neither, but it's probably because I don't go often.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? They're the ones that are
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: talking to you. Oh, those are those foods? Yeah. Where
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: are they usually race-wise? Latinos. They're usually Latinos? But in
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: every city, there might be a different race. Yeah, so
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: what are they in New York? Probably black, right? They're
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: like African black, though. Not like that black. Like their ancestors. Maybe.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Like Nigerians. I just got to America. Oh, come here.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Come here. Who is the captain now? I am the captain.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: You know that guy that did that movie? He only
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: got $ 65, 000 for that movie. The guy that said it?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: All black. Oh, yeah. I'm going to do it up
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: in Canal Street. I heard it be ripping, though. Oh, yeah,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: they're fake. And all you got to do is be like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: they'd be like $ 100. Nah, $ 50. $ 60. I've seen a.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Girl that brings it down to fucking like $ 20.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: You see, there were like three, four ladies on there.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: And they look like they had expensive shit on them.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: They're at Canal Street. And this dude goes to take
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: a video of them. He's like, ah, look at these women.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: They're buying fake shit. The lady's like, no, no, no, no, no.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: And that shit went viral. Oh, the baddies. Yeah, that
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: shit was hilarious to me.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: If you buy your bitch shit somewhere from Canal Street,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: are you telling her it's from Canal Street?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: No, no, I wouldn't. Don't call her a bitch. Oh,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: my God. You know what I meant. No, I wouldn't
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: tell her. Why the fuck? Well, one, I don't know
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: if I'd be able to do that. What, does she care?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: And you bought her fake shit? Yeah, because I did.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Why am I disguising it like it's real, you know? No, no,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: That's why I've been disguising it like if it's real,
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: then just tell her straight up it's fake.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thought it was nice. Here it is.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Why do you do that? Oh, my God. I'm trying
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: to talk it out. Shut up. Fuck. Let me talk, bro.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'd give somebody fake shit. If I
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: give her fake shit, I'd tell her it's fake. That's
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So what did she carry you? I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I just bought this shit for $ 20. Would you care
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: if I gave you some fake shit?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Can you call her and ask her? Yeah,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, just be like, hey. Be like, would
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: you be mad if I bought you a fake Goyard? Well, first,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: ask you if she lives on Canal Street. No, no, no, no,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: because slight, I don't think people care. No, no, I
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: said it looks. Right, right? I feel like slight.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, like, if it looks nice and it's good
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: quality and I got it for this price.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Nah, let's say the $ 20 one.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: That's why.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: You could drop good quality $ 20. Size our shit. Size
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: our shit. No, no, no, no. He's saying, wait, what'd
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you say?
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, like, the quality is good and you're able
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: to drop it down to $ 20.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Boy, nervous, heart beating like a motherfucker right now.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, give a fuck.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I need a receipt. No answer, brother. Sorry. Thank God.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: No answer. You should probably sleep. How am I a
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: punk bitch? I called. I heard no rings. I heard
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: no rings. Bro, why? He didn't call. He didn't. Wallahi,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I called. Why don't you? Why do I have to lie?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I hate when you do that. Why? Because I'm playing
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: what I love. Bro, I told Wallahi, I called Wallahi
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I did. Why would I lie? Like, bro, you can
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: just think I'm such a scary ass little bitch. I
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: hate when you guys have that, have that like thing
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: in your mind. But like, and one bro, I feel
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: like all we've been doing is like. What do you think?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: What do you think though? You know her, you've been
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: hanging out with her for a couple months.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: From what you know about her, is she giving a
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: fuck if you get her a fake, like something from
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Canal Street?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: And be 100% real. It's okay if your girl wants
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: just the legit shit. It's cool. I promise we won't judge.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think she should just be appreciative. Okay,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: so you think she'll be appreciative? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I think it depends on what it is. Like, if
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I get her a big-ass Louis bag, I think she'd
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: be like, bro, what the fuck? You know? Like, I'm
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: not going to wear this big-ass fake shit, you know?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Because it's such an eye-catcher. But if I got her, like,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: a little wallet, I don't think she'd trip. Do you
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: get me? Or no? Because it's like this. If you
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: got me, like, a big-ass Montclair... Jacket? Yeah. And it
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: was from the Ali's? You wouldn't wear it? I don't
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: think I would. What the fuck? Yeah. Just off the
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: fact that Foose could, might be able to check my shirt. Really?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: You care that much, bro? I think I do. Are
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you asking for my opinion and then you're just going
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: to make fun of me? I'm genuinely telling you. Yeah,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I'm genuinely am. Maybe it feels like, hey, what the fuck?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: It's cold as hell. I just don't think- If it's
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: cold as hell, I'll put it on. I just don't
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: think you could be embarrassed when we buy prostitutes.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: That's the lowest of the lowest, Pop. You feel me?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: We put them to place and they got whacked.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're not fake prostitutes. Real bitches. You know
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Yeah. Real bitches. These aren't like trannies.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Some fools would think that we're at the bottom of
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: the barrel. I don't know. I think that's cool. So
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: you'd be able to wear the fake Monclise? Man, what?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: So let's wear it when we're out there. Let's both
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: go fake Moncler.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Don't switch it up now. Bitch, you don't want to
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: wear fake Moncler. Well, shit. How much is real Moncler?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I went.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I went. I went. I recently went to get a
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: season of Moncler. That shit was expensive, gang. Let me see.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: And I was not going to buy it. Hold on,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: hold on. Let me see. Like two, three bands, fool.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe even more. Yeah, suck my dick. Yeah, you're crazy
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: as fuck. Yeah, give me the $ 200. Give me the
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: fake one. Yeah. Nah, you want the real one, Papa.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: It's okay. I don't know, though. For something $ 3, 000, I
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: wouldn't wear that. I wouldn't even buy that. Yeah, that's crazy. Fool,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: how much is a North Face?
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: $ 300?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: It depends, fool. See? That's what I'm saying.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to lie. I was at Ross yesterday.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I saw some fly ass Northfield. I got that bitch too.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: You bought it over there? Hell yeah, at Ross.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: It was like maybe like 80 to me for a
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: jacket sounds like a lot of fool.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie. 80? Yeah. 80 for a
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: jacket to me is great, no? I think 300 for
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: a jacket is crazy. Are you talking about a jacket
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: like that? Yeah, you're a bougie fucker. You're getting bougie, papa.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: You're getting a little bougie, papa. $ 80 for a jacket?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: This who just bought a jacket for $ 300 fucking dollars.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: $ 700 fucking dollars. That's expensive. I think he did too much.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I told him that. I told him that. You were
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: advocating for him to buy it. It's cool.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: I deserve it a little bit.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you don't. I'm just saying me personally.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: It was just a lot. Did it hurt? Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: But did I feel good after?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: Like right now I look at shit and I'm like, damn,
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: 60 bucks, 50 bucks for a shirt. Got me fucked up.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: For a shirt. I'm going to be honest. I spent
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: what I like spending money on is food. Okay. Which
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I think it's valid. Food and like jewelry. Other than that,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I'm rocking all fake shit. I give a fuck. Obviously, obviously, like,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: have I spent money on some expensive shit before? For sure. Yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: But yesterday I was at Ross, and I saw a
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: lot of candidates, and I spent a lot of money
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: on these candidates.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is- How much did you spend?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: If you don't mind me asking. I spent, I bought
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Nike socks from Ross. Shout out to these right here.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I bought four- You think the sandals are, are those
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: the dry fit ones or no? Yeah. Okay.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I bought, I spent, I spent- I spent 90 on, no,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I spent about 100 on four pairs of socks. They
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: were each like $ 16. 99 plus tax. I don't know how
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: much that is in total.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe like $ 18, $ 20. So about $ 100.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: And then on Ross, and then I got a jacket.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: But last time I bought a.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Levi's jacket from Ross, and it was like $ 60. But
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: it's a Levi's jacket. What size was that? That shit
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: was going to save me a lot. Two? I got two.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: And it fits you good? It fits me really good. Bro,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: for me to go like... Okay, I just bought myself
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: some Cartier's. Yes, I see. But I'm going to forever
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: wear those. Yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: But like a jacket, hoodie, t-shirts, like I'll spend money
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: on like certain brands that I know, like me.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Personally, how I wash and how I do certain things
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: will last me forever.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: It's like Levi's and like certain shoes I think will
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: last me forever. I reuse the fuck out of my shoes.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I wash them like a motherfucker, reuse them and shit
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: like that. But I'm not spending on two bands on
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: a jacket.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: No, no. I think shit like two bands. The minute,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: because jewelry, I feel like.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: With jewelry, you could always resell it and get the
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: value depending on where the gold's at. But on a
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: North Face jacket, let's say, and again, North Face is
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: good too.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: 60's going to last you a long time. Yeah, and
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: it's North Face. Good quality. Yeah, good quality. In California, though,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I feel like I didn't even need to be wearing
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: North Face jackets. Probably not. No. But it's always nice
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: to have, though.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: But I do think a good quality jacket is very
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: important because it'll last you.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: But yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: That's probably what I invest most of my money in.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Just tie like sweaters and shit, but you can't even
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: fucking wear them.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not anymore. It's so weird. This weather, I've been
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: so excited for the cold. And it came and it
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: felt like it came and it left. You know? Straightened
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: it on me a dip, you know? Yeah, so I
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's one of those things.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: But the fact that you won't wear fake Montclair because
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: it's so big and eye-popping blows my mind.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But yet again, that's just me, bro.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: It's just a me thing, personally. I wish I was
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: equipped to wear fake shit, but I feel like... I
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm just a different man now, bro.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Or you're just scared of your brother.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Boy, that's your boy. Hell no. I remember one time,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know, Chris Brown had
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: a brand before. Black Pyramid. Do you remember that? No.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: You don't? Do you remember that? You're fucking gay. Yeah.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Gay as fuck. So I went to the store and
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I bought it. You went out the way to buy
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Chris Brown's brand? Listen. Yes. And I went home. And
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: that's where Reza seen it. And that's who made me
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: go back to the store and return it. And I
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: returned it that same day. It was embarrassing as fuck, bro.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I thought it was cool. It had like a pyramid
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: right here in the school. It was like, you look
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: dumb as fuck. How much did you buy that for?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, a hundred. He was like, I can't
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: believe you did that. Yeah. Black pyramid. It was kind
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: of like Last King's. Yeah, I know. You spent $ 100
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: on that? What was this? It's like 12th grade. I
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: don't know why I had $ 100 on me, too. It
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: was kind of crazy. And what was the vibe behind that?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: You were like, damn. I thought it was sick. I
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: was like, this is sick. It was like a pullover.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was just a player. I took
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: it home. They made me return it. Later, my older
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: brother drove me back to the store. And how'd they
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: sell it to you at the store? Like, oh, that's
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Chris Brown shit? No, no, no. I walked in and
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I seen it. I was like, whoa, this is fly, bro.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: And then I grabbed it and I bought it. And
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: it was like $ 100, $ 120 or something like that. But
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: yet again, I wasn't thinking back in the day. Now
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: that I have a little more money, I'm very frugal
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: with the shit that I buy.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: Was it on Fairfax?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: It was on Sunset. It was at a shoe palace. Yeah.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: That was your first mistake. Yeah, first mistake. Retarded.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: And then now you're frugal as well? I'm very frugal. Yeah?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I'd say so. Now you're very picky on what you buy?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: When it comes to me, yeah. Do you get me
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: or no? What do you mean when it comes to you, though?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: When it comes to me, I'm going to say I'm
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: shopping for my own shit. The only thing I'm okay
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: with copping like nothing is like shoes because I like shoes,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you know? So, like, I just got some Tims. Tims
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: are cool. I'm down to buy another pair already. Okay.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Like a pair, a black pair. Like, I just bought
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: these pants. What's your opinion on these pants? Let me see.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Stand up real quick. You know if I go to him?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're so fat there's more black people I
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: didn't see on the shirt. You not fucking with.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: This?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Oh, they have buttons on the side? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead. You not fucking with this? No.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Are these the joints where you can take them off
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: like in basketball?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: The tearaways? The tearaway joints? No, no, no. Why do
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: they have a button?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Is that like a button up tee that became shorts?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know. I just, I seen it and
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, this looks cool. They had all them
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: big ass tights together. Okay. So you like those? But
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: you were really hiding other black people. I didn't see that. No, no,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: it's only five. It's a whole family, I think. So one, two, three, four, five, five,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: five of them. We are family.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about these, about this.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: The jorts?
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like him, I'm not going to lie. It
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: makes me feel a little different, you know? I feel
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: like a little stylish guy. I don't care about the
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Suze opinion. He dresses like he's in mid-90s, you know? Okay,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: go ahead. The little buttons. I feel like I'm getting
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: a little flyer, no? Yeah. Flyer, flashier, you know? Yeah.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: You saw this on somebody or you just found them online? Online.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Online.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: What?
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't even fucking say nothing. Bro, I can't just
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: say what? Like, calm the fuck down. Not every time
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: someone's trying to fight you or someone's trying to argue
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: with you. I'm just saying, it seems like you want
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to say something about my shorts. Say them. Say it.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Say it, motherfucker. Say it. You want to make fun
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: of them? Fucking do it now, bro. How come you
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: didn't button the rest of them up? Because I couldn't fit.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: It gets tight as fuck. I went up to take
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: a shit, I unbuttoned all of them. I was like,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: fuck this shit, dawg. I can't even take off my
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: pants right now. This bitch was like a medium, dawg.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Let me see. Come here, come here. Why? Does it
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: make the jeans tighter? Let me see. I want to
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: see how it looks aesthetically. It does, it does. Why
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: is it... It's dirty from the bottom. Put that shit away,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you know? Let me see. It might look better like that, maybe, because...
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'll just keep going this side and put these. No,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: just one side. Let me see. No, no, no. Do
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: both sides. Let me see. All right. Wait. Why? It
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: feels tight? A little bit. It looks tighter? Let me see.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I can't see. It feels a little bit tighter. No. tighter. Oh, yeah,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: it does. No, bitch, sit down. Oh, it does make
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: a big difference. It's cool. These are cool, though, right? Yeah.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm fucking up. Jorts is something that
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: you put me on for sure. I'm fucking Jorts. You
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: and Reza put me on them Jorts. Yeah. Yeah. I
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: am a liar. It looks flyer unbuttoned. Unbuttoned?
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: So unbutton them? No, I mean, right now that we're potting,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: it's fine. But I'm saying like, it doesn't look bad,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: but that shit looks kind of tight. Yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm a fan of that many buttons,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: but I have worn some shit like that, like Salah
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Minimal has some shit like that.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: They're pretty fly. But mine's are more subtle. These you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: could tell a lot more though. Yeah. The big ass
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: buttons on the bottom. Yeah. I'm not really, I like
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: these shorts. They're like, they're pretty. But when do they
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: stop being jorts and just start being like, you know
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Baggy pants. Baggy pants. Well, you're big
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: as shit.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Because I got small legs, fool. So when I wear
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: big ass shorts, it looks like I have no legs
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: at all. I look fucking hilarious. So I get them
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: tailored in Spanish.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: It's called Bastia. I get a Bastia done. My mom
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: takes it to this lady, and she's a beast.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: But now that I've been losing hella weight, it's a
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: lot of shit that fits me big. The lady just comes,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: measures me, and then she cuts a gang of shit.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Makes it to my fit now.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: She literally measures you?
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: It's called the Bastia, which you have to be really
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: good at it, fool. There's some people that are really
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: good to it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Tailoring.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: So that fool, fucking Fatass, shout out my boy Fatass Guapo,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: he gave me like a 6L Dodger jersey, but it's
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: fly as fuck. And I know it's real, because he
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: definitely can only get shit like that.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't get no fake shit, yeah. So what
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is, I went to the lady, she put
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: it to my size, and it's like a 2, 3X now,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: like a 3X.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: But she like- Damn, she got down the whole thing? Yeah, fool,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: but they know how to do it to where it
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: doesn't look janky. What did she do with the extra parts?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: She made a tent? Yeah, so yeah, that's really good.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. They're showing shit like jerseys, like shit like that.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Bro, like for a long time, I could not fit
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: in a basketball jersey, and I look fucking weird.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I look fun.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: You know how fools look cool with a white tee
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: and a jersey on?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Big fools don't look cool with shit like that on. Yeah,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: like that- That dinner shit, you know?
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wear, like, if I put a white
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: tee and a jersey on, it looks fucking, I look
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: weird as fuck.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: No, I get you. I can't do basketball jerseys. I
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: tried to do the hockey jersey. I had to give
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: it away. I bought a hockey jersey from TikTok. Well,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: that was your first problem, you fucking idiot. Yeah. Well,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Mexico jersey I had right here, that
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: was TikTok. That one looked good. That one looked good. $ 12, bro.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: But you couldn't button that bitch up? No, no, you're crazy.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I could, I could, but you can't wash it. You
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: wash that bitch once, it's over. Rob Markman What are
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: you going to do? You're going to drag clean that bitch?
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman One time use. I think it's getting washed
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. So that's how you pay $ 12 for
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: one time use, boy. But when you have a baseball
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: jersey you bought over at the Dodger Stadium before? Like
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: a real one, I'm saying.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I think the last jersey I got, I mean, you
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: could buy it from other stores and it's still real.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman No, I know that. But I'm saying- I
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: got one from, where did I get one from recently?
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: No, my sister got me one for Christmas last year,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: which is the one I've been rocking, really, the blue one.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: She got it for me at the Dodger store. It's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: like a Dodger store, I think, at CityWalk? Yeah. Yeah, CityWalk.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: And she got it for me.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: And now it fits me better, but fool, when I
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: first got it last year, I was, that shit did
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: not fit game.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: That shit was tight. Do you only try for those?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: And then Dodger jerseys or any jersey, fool, the front
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: is going to fit baggy, but your back looks crazy, fool.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I had like five loan house in the back. That
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: shit look wild, fool.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I remember somebody took a photo of me when I
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: was walking to the stadium last year, fool.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: That shit was whack, fool. I didn't even propose to
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: that bitch.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: They replied to me like, hey, you're not going to propose?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Like, I look crazy, bro. My back foot look fucking bad, fool.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Your sides, huh? It was disgusting, bro. Your hips? No,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: not even my hips. My hips were hiding like a motherfucker. Fool,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: for me, it's my hips, dog. Them shits look big
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: as hell. My hips definitely do not lie, bro. You know?
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I'll be looking big as shit from the back and
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: the front. I'm just big as hell. But those jerseys,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: can you only dry clean them or you can just
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: wash them too? No, they recommend or... Hand wash. Well,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: to be honest, hand wash. But a jersey, I feel
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: like you get it. Hand wash? Yeah, at least for us.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Like back over there? Indonesians do that too. Yeah, Indonesians
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: do that too.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: My soccer jerseys, I hand wash them.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Why? Why don't you just throw them in the fucking trash?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Fuck Chivas.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: I was actually going to invite you to the Mexico trip.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: I have an open ticket.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Bro, these are all jokes, bro. We just jump around, bro.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. Fuck Chivas. Hey, if you know the homie,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: don't play about that. Bro, you say that to him
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: all the time.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: I literally got the stadium an extra stadium ticket now. Ah!
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: But where's it at, bro? Where's it at? I have it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: But where's the stadium? Wait, hold on. We can't have
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: two people calling it off. I'm just kidding. Wait, wait, wait. Why,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Angel's not going no more? No. Why not?
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: Do you have an extra ticket?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have an extra ticket. Why don't you take
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: your boo? But where is it? Where is it? Guadalajara,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: you dumb bitch, Mexico. Oh, damn. Why don't you take it?
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: No?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Why don't you take it? Oh, Angel can't go. Do
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: you know any other Chivas fans that are your friends? Raw.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: How come? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is it
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: you guys pretending you guys are not gay and then
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: like a hunch asked me? I guess I could go. Wait,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: how come you just don't go with Andres? To where?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: He's inviting you.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: He already got the ticket. He already got the ticket
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: in the room. All you got to do is get
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: your flight.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: How many of you want a trip to a Chivas game?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Go with him. When's the date? November 19th.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: We're back on the 23rd.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: If you guys want to be more secretive, oh, I
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: can't even go.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't go.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Have a comedy show. Have a comedy show. Oh, you
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: have to be there. Wait, how come you guys just
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: don't stay there and meet me in Vegas? I mean,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: meet me in Dallas. What do you mean? We're in
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Dallas next weekend. Wait, wait. Oh, so you're coming back
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: the day before Thanksgiving?
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: No.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving's on the 24th, right? No, Thanksgiving's the 27th. It's
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: on that Thursday. The last Thursday of November. 26th. Let
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: me see. 26th, 26th, I know. Are we out? The
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: next day we leave to Dallas. But that day we
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: could be in LA. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool. Because I was going to celebrate Thanksgiving with
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the fam. You know, we got crack in the day. Hummus. Hummus. No, actually,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: this year, my mom's not going to cook. You know what?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: My mom's not going to cook because Huff is the... Huff?
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I was just going to say, this year, Thanksgiving, I'm
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: spending it with you. Yeah. I mean, you want to
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: go to a seafood restaurant? Yeah, you're down. No, I'm down.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I swear. Wait, nobody's cooking? Nobody's cooking this year. Oh,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: fuck that shit, man. You know why though? Huff's coming
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: from Oregon.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Oregon?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I went to Hufflands. They're going to take him straight
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: to the restaurant. We're going to be.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: There. I don't know if.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: This was a surprise. So if it wasn't, hey, I'm sorry, Hef.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Don't tell your fucking mom. Don't be a little bitch,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: you know? But I was with them last night. Wait,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: so you come back Monday?
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: I come back Monday at 9.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Full glow with him.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: He's basically screaming for a couple of me, please.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You don't want me to host your show? Am I
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: doing that bad? Am I doing that bad on tour
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: that you don't want me to host the show? You
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: want me to go to another fucking city?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: I think Lambie's coming out on you just for a
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: little bit.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I can't mix it up. I've already had people go there.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I fucked up. You're such a bitch. I had people
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: buy tickets to go there.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: They're literally asking for you.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: They're literally asking for me to go. To Long Beach. Granted,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: it's my homies, but still. Who bought tickets? Doesn't matter.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: The homies. Fuck, man. I'm stoked. Are you serious still?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I haven't talked to him. Yeah, you have. No, I haven't. Really?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I'm standing on it. Why did you put in the
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: group chat... Fuck you, Beto. The Dodgers lost because of you.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: That was fucking rude. It was his fault for being
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: a lame. And by the way, how do you feel
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: about the Dodgers losing, man? Depression. Depression. Depression. I don't
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: want to talk about it. We are going to talk
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: about it, actually. No, no, no, no, no. If I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: tell you I don't want to talk about it, I
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it, right? That's not how
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: it works, bro.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: It's the fucking Dodgers, dumbass. It's a sensitive subject, bro.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: It's a sensitive subject. Do you want to do that
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Yes or no?
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I'm willing to talk about my depression, about the Dodgers,
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: if you're willing to talk about your depression.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Over the weekend? Over the weekend, all your close friends.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Do you want to change the subject? Okay. You're a
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: weird ass bitch. You want me to tell you why
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: you're a weird ass bitch? The shit that I put
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: on my personal shit, probably really obviously was for no
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: one to see. And then you bring it up to
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: the world like a weird ass. He brought a girlfriend.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: He brought a girlfriend.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: You're the one that said it. You're the one that
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: said it. But bro, it was under and it wasn't depression.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: It wasn't depression. Bro, you guys are, I'm not even
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: going to lie, but you guys are horrible friends, bro. Like,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you guys don't, you guys don't think privacy is a
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: thing that should be given. I would never stop you
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: from hanging out with your best friend. That has nothing
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: to do with that. Alright, bro, change the subject because
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: now these people don't know what we're talking about. You
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: guys are fucking idiots, bro. You said what was going
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: on in Vegas. No, you said what was going on
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: in Vegas. Vegas was a good time. Yeah. I mean, bro,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: you asked me, bro. I said, yeah. I said, yeah,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: change that shit. Like this. Niggas was tight, fool. You
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: missed out, dude. Yeah, and I heard actually my cousin
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: in Vegas, he hit me up. He was like, yo,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at a dude on Perform Right Now. The
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: one that I posted yesterday. T.O.B.? No, no, no. It
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: was another dude named Reza. He's actually from Vegas. He
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: went to our show when we were in Vegas. His
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: name is Reza? His name is Reza. It's the only
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: other Reza I know. Okay. He was like, yo, I'm
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: watching a Duno performance. Where? He said you were with
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: De Oro. Oh, he was with De Oro? Yeah. You
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: think he was with De Oro? Yeah. Oh, that's tight.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: He's his girl. Oh, that might have been the phone.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I probably could have read it. His girl's Mexican. Oh,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: that makes a lot of sense. Makes a lot of sense. Yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: We did the... That shit was tight, bro. Vegas was
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: fucking a vibe, bro. Shut up, De Oro. Odom, man.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Odom, bro. Endless love for that fool.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: You know, he... Can we clap it up for the bro, bro? Yeah,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. Yeah, man.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: That fool.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: You know, because he's like the goat in this shit.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: So the fact that he's giving somebody that just came
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: in like an opportunity... And mind you, you know, he's
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: definitely like... Like, you know, letting me earn it by,
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: you know, like, allowing me to, like, you know, be
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: fresh and new and green to this shit.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Like, where I'm, like, first up. Like, I'm going to
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: be honest.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: When I started my shit, there was nobody there at
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: the first show. And it was like, but it was
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: still a really good moment, man.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: It was dope, bro.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Seeing different venues doing different things, it was dope. But
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: then we did that, right, fool? We did that at,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: with De Oro. That was like, I went on stage
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: at 7.30, 8?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: 7.30. And you were first going up? First going up,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I was done by like 8, 10. We chilled. We
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: were in the green room, fool. The fucking room was moving, dog.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: It was crazy, right? Right after we go downstairs. By
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: the way, we haven't left the Cosmo not one time
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: and we're doing a million things. We go downstairs, shout
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: out the homies.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Ah, shout out Remedies. That's their party called, Remedies. The homies, bro.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Danko, a gang of the homies, they had a party
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: at a club downstairs called Click. Right at the casino, fool.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And that shit was viral, punk, hanging out with
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: white people.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: You would have loved that shit.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: You would have loved that one. Oh, Lounge Vibe. Bart
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Lounge Vibe. Did y'all gamble out there? Yeah, fuck all that.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Come on. Get to it, papa. Get to it, get
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: to it. So we get there, right? Boom. We're going crazy,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: we're going crazy, we're going crazy.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: And then right after, we go gamble, we go gamble,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: and then we go upstairs with Marquis with the Oro,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: and then I went back to back with the Oro, like,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: went back-to-back for about maybe like 40 minutes, and that
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: was so fun.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: What does back-to-back mean? Like me and him were DJs.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Kind of like how me and Javi DJ together. Yeah.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: It's called back-to-back. Bitch, you've been there with me. Yeah,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: but you play. It's called back-to-back. Oh, so you one time,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: one time.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. And Marquee, which is a legendary venue. Yeah, of course.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Everyone knows Marquee. Marquee Vegas, right? That actually was fun, bro.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: We went out loud, and it was dope. But, fool,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: we didn't talk about the gambling. Yeah. Let me tell you, pops,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: your boy was down at his lowest.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Who's my boy? The minute we get there, right? Who's
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: my boy? Who's my boy? Me. Me. I'm your boy.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I'm your boy. You should probably act like it. Yeah. Whoa.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: All right. Chill out. Chill out. I wish you were
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, I know. Me too. By the way,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I'll never miss another one. GP. You
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: don't understand the level of depression I had when I
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: seen Poet having fun. That shit pissed me the fuck off.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: By the way, that fool was having a blast. I know.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: He told me. We talked. Yeah, we talked.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: All right, look.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: So we get there, right? We get there on, we
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: get there Friday morning. The other way we made it,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: shout out Andres, drove, drove for like three, three and
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: a half hours. I drove for like the last, maybe
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: an hour, 40 minutes. We get there, our room isn't ready,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: but we check in our bags. Everybody goes straight to gambling. Andrea, Andy, boy,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: all demon time. Except T, T don't chill, if she
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: don't gamble, she's just chilling with me. I go straight
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: to the roulette. I lose gang like 600 bucks in
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: the first 30 minutes.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I'm down bad. But this cash that I had, I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, I don't feel too bad.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: This cash that I had from maybe like a meet
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: and greet or something like, fuck it.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: This cash, I'm not going to my card and taking
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: out money, right? Yeah. Wrong. So to you right now,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I didn't lose anything in a sense.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: It's like cash that I had. So this money doesn't count.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: And then guess what? Then I hit the ATM. Yes,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: of course. Take out another 500. Okay. And lose like 300,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: 400 in another hour. Oh my fucking goodness. I'm down bad.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: So you have 100 left. 100 left. Yeah. I'm like,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: fuck it. Hit the table. You know what? Maybe about
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: 150 left. Okay. I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: just bet on green. I hate green back to back, fool. Shit,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: I make my band back, and I'm like, fuck it.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: We're going to go again. And then I go up 1,400. Oh, damn.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: You're going up. I'm going up. And then I'm even
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: now with everybody. And then... And then, right? And then
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: we all go upstairs. We go take a nap. Everybody's tired,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: because we drove.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: We went to take a nap.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Andy left to the Aria next door to go get lit. Gamble.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Poet has a lucky shirt, which I truly believe is lucky.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: He was up.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: With $ 100, he was up like $ 600.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Golly.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: He was at $ 700.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: $ 700. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me tell you.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Up $ 700. They come back. They take a nap. They're
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: fucking lit. We go get food. Me and Andres, we
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: go back downstairs. I start gambling again. I'm up a gang, gang.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: Hungry.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: When we go downstairs, this full poet is down 700, gang.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Almost 500. How did that happen? Me and Andres are positive. Huh?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Changed his shirt. Changed his shirt. No fucking way. He
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: also just was like being a cocky fuck.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Like shooting, talking shit. And then I ended up going
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: up from 1,000.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Like I was down. I broke even and then I
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: went up like 700, 800. Okay. Sorry. I turned out good.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I turned out good. So you left for seven, eight? No, no.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: I left for like 1,600. No, no. I'm saying up. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: he's up. Andres left positive too.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: I left with like seven.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, damn. Just on blackjack. Damn. The machine?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Bitch, damn. So Andres could have gone and go buy
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: another baby hoodie if he wanted to. He could have what?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because essentially if he went with $ 100 and he
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: was up $ 700, $ 800, technically he would have looked at
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: it like, I only paid $ 100.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in fact, I only did this. Yeah, for the jacket, yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: But we left positive, me and Andres. That's good, bro.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: But Paul was down bad. But I want to let
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: you guys know in one day I hit six greens.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: It was a lot. That shit was good. Is it
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: like if the person that's dealing your cards, you're hitting,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: you're hitting, you're hitting, they switch that bitch, huh? Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: I think sometimes food are rude. But shout out Andres.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: But shout out Andres because this is funny. Andres have
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: 40 bucks. Andres have 40 bucks after we're done eating.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Fucking a fiend. I'm a fiend. I was like, hey,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: give me $ 20. I'll put you right now. Let's put
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: $ 40 on black. Boom. $ 80, fool. Let's go straight. Let's
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: go straight. Now we're both. And we come back down
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: with that $ 20. I made money, fool. That's hard.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not the expert at blackjack, but I do feel
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: like if you go with $ 500 and the minimum on blackjack.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Is $ 100. Let's say, let's meet in the middle, 25-20.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where the table is, 25.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: 25.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: It changes whether it's more packed or not, because you
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: want to gamble regardless. So when we were getting ready
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: for the club, it was like, minimum was 50, which
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: was crazy.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: 50 a hand? Yeah, yeah, 50, which is kind of
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: a lot. But also me, we were in Reno, which
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: is like, it's a janky little budget.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, janky, yeah.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: So the minimum was like $ 15, $ 10. You could play more.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: But yeah. So there's how we fucking... I invested.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: I lost like $ 500, but I made like $ 1, 000 back.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: So I guess, you know, it just depends how you
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: look at it. You never know what's going to happen
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: to the city of sin.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: Shout out to the guy that was next to the fucking...
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: The food is the bosses of the dealer foods.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, the pit boss. The pit boss.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: That food was having a good time.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: He's like, when I keep coming back, he's like, hey, man, Mr.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Green guy over here.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, hey.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was tight, fool. If you want to
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: go win on green, bet on us, homie. Yeah, man.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Shout out to homie De Oro. Shout out to De Oro.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Shout out. Remedies, though.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: We had a really good time at Remedies, bro, with
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: our people.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm out. I'm going to give the homies
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: a shout out just because I- Shout out Marky Vegas. Fool,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: that shit was tight, fool. And then we ate a-
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: What's that food we ate?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: Where at?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: The Brooklyn.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: What was it called, fool?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: The sandwich I got.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: You had it from a hot sandwich spot.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: It was like a certain food. Love me a hot sandwich, man.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: I love me a hot sandwich. What'd you do Saturday, Friday? Friday,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: kicked it. Saturday, stayed home. I know you stupid bitch.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I thought you were coming out with it. No, I wasn't.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I just posted at the crib. Sunday was... No, Saturday
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I went to... Yeah, I know. That was it, bro.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: I literally stayed in this whole weekend. I'm proud of myself, though, Keith.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I could have gone insane, but I didn't. And I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: have my first training session Wednesday. Whoa. Personal trainer. You
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: have a personal trainer? Yeah.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: What is that divide in the personal trainer vibe?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. How you feeling? I'm feeling excited. I'm
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: feeling like this is what has to happen or I'm
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: going to die. Oh, shout out to Ruda and Danko.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: You feel me? Ruda and Danko, bro. Shout out to you, bro.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Shout out Tengo Calderon. Shout out Remedy. Shout out The Click.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: That's what the fucking vibe, bro. Ruda and Danko. Tengo Calderon.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Don't know my shout out to all you guys, bro. Okay,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: so you have a personal trainer? Facts. Yeah. I'm going
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: to go first with him. On Wednesday? Wednesday. Wednesday night. Night? Night, yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Just switch it to morning. I feel like mornings you'd
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: feel better.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: No, that's okay. I mean, just first step. First step,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Just don't eat like shit after. He's giving
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: me a plan, too. A nutritional plan. Are you buying
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: the food, or are you making your mom make it,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: or what's the vibes? Well, I'm going to tell my mom, hey,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: this has to be done, or that's it. We're going
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: to send your ass back to Indonesia and I'll play Goji.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: How come you don't... I want to learn how to
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: cook by myself, too.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I have an air fryer, fool. Anyone could be a
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: chef if they have an air fryer. I promise you, dog. Oh,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: the chef's not like that. Who? What, my mom? No,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: the chef's. Obviously, you know what I'm saying? But I'm
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: saying if you don't know how to cook and you
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: have some like maybe some short rib in front of you.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: How'd my sister make you your meal prep? Just tell
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: her what you want. That's what I was thinking too. Well,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I just have to tell her the grams, huh? No,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: just she's a cook. My sister's a cook, so she'll
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: know exactly. Your sister's a cook. I've known you for
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: about six, eight years. You don't think I know your
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: sister's a fucking cook? You stupid dumb bitch. What I'm
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: saying is you don't got to give her the exact gram. Well,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I just don't think, I think you don't have to
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: call me a stupid dumb bitch. But what I do
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: think is what happens if this was telling me, hey,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: you only can eat this amount. Wouldn't I have to
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: tell your sister that, buh-buh?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Papa, what I'm saying is you just tell her, hey,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: I want this and this, and she'll know how to
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: make the protein bowls and shit.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Bro, I know. I've had them at your house. They're delicious, actually. Yeah.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying maybe I need a measure. That's what
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're saying you want the specific of what daddy
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: tells you. I mean, what your personal trainer tells you.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, fool. I'm paying to listen to this, fool. Yeah, fool.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I want to fucking listen. How much are you paying?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: You don't mind me asking? I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: It's nothing like... Well, I don't want to give up
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: this business because I might be getting the homie price.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? But it averages out to
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: like 60 a sesh. Are you doing... It's only one sesh? No, no.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I got like eight. Twice a week. Twice a week. Oh,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: that's not bad. But are you going to go to
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: the gym more than twice a week? Well, first I
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: want to get... Do you want to gym at your night?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: Or at least on walks.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: No, walks for sure. Walks, walks. I think walks are good. Walks,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: you know, walks is something I'm good at. Well, because
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: we're fat, so we have to do cardio. Oh, yeah,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: it sucks. It sucks. Wait, wait, wait. Do you want
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: to gym at your night with me and the boys? No,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, thanks for asking. I appreciate the ask, though.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Where are you guys gymming at? Just good. With a
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: couple just meet at my crib like at 7. Yeah, no,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I'm okay. I already have the mental for Wednesday. Bro,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I'm paying this food to go to the gym with
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: him on Wednesday. Why would I do that? Why would
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I go to the gym today? It's like I'm wasting
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: this food's time. I paid to go Wednesday. I don't
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: want to go today. It's done. We could go on
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: a walk. It's a private gym? No. No, it's not.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: So what are you paying for? Paying for this food
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: to help me. Bro, why? You want to pay this
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: for it? I already paid. It's done. It's locked in, bro.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: And I paid early to make sure, like, I have
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: to do this personal training shit. Bro, bro, bro, I'm
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: fat as hell, bro. I don't want to. I don't
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: want to look like this my whole life, bro. No, no, no.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. If you guys want to make fun, listen,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: if you guys want to make fun. Oh, my God. Oh,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: my God. Watch out. If you guys want to make fun,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: because Andy and Raymundo do that. Whenever I mention me
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: losing weight or anything, they laugh immediately. I literally just
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: said I'm happy for you. I know, but I appreciate that.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: So listen, can you hear me out? But I wasn't
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: finished with my thought. So you're going on Wednesday? Yes.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: What other day of the week are you going? I
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't decided yet. I want to see
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: how Wednesday goes. But what do you think? Wednesday and what?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe Wednesday and Thursday. Oh, yeah, maybe Wednesday and Thursday.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: No, I was thinking, because if you're doing Wednesday, like
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Wednesday's a good day, I think, in the middle of
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: the week. I think, I do still think if you're
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: getting two sessions, you know, seven days out of the week,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: two sessions. Like, if, so you're going to go, like,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: you can come with me today, you're still going to go,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: and you have to take.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Wait, when? Listen, listen, listen. You take Tuesday off, and
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: then you go back Wednesday. No, I don't want to
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: go with you today. I just feel intimidated. I just
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: feel like you guys aren't the. I'm literally fat, dude.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: You guys aren't the most welcoming. Who do you go with, though?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Jerome and Tanga. See, right there. Jerome?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: You're taking it personal because he doesn't reply to your skits.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: He's nothing like his really nice mother and his really
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: nice sister. He's nothing like his really nice people.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: You're taking the fact that Jerome doesn't reply to your
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Filipino memes.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Why is it hard for you to reply, though? I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: know you're on your phone, bitch. Don't do that, bro.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sending him Filipino memes every single day. He's being
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: a rude piece of shit. Putangina. Putangina. Putangina. All right,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: let me call Jerome and let's address it. He's a
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: little bitch.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: If you want to join for a half marathon too,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: he's going to start it.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: How much is a half? 13.1. Putang Ina. Putang Ina.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Putang Ina. Chino. What up? Chino, Jakarta. We're on the podcast.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: We're on the podcast. He doesn't want to join us
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: today because he says that you're really mean to him.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: And I told him that I disagree.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: I think Jerome very... Much loves you, and he loves
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: the fact that he's no longer the only Asian in
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: our friend group.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I love him. Yeah, so why
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: don't you reply to my text, though, bro?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: I don't reply to anybody.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: All right. But who says that, though? Who says that? Oh,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I don't reply to anybody. I'm too cool. My name
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: is Jerome. I don't ride a bike. Okay, can I
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: be fair? Can I be, can I be, can I be,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: let me put that without getting here. He doesn't reply
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: to me since high school. And he's my best friend.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: That's a lie. Sorry, he doesn't reply to me. I'm sorry.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: He replies to me.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: He has an issue with you. I think somehow there's
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: a little animosity between the Asian beef. I don't want
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: to get into it.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: No, he just sends me Filipino posts. I don't know
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: how to reply to that shit. Maybe Filipinos doing anything
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: like what Jerome might like this. I don't get Indonesian
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: fucking memes enough. Yeah. Well, because nobody even knows the country.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I think it's still fake, by the way. Hey, shut up, bitch. Hey,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel. Hey, bottom
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: of the barrel. Hey, Jungle Asians? The what? Are we
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Jungle Asians? I don't know about you, but maybe me.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Are you a jungle Asian? I would say so.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Jerome, the Philippines is way more popular than Indonesia.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Popularity-wise, yeah, I guess so. But it's because Manny Pacquiao,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Bruno Mars, fucking... Anderson. Paak. Anderson. Paak. No, Anderson. Paak
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: is not fucking Filipino. He's half. He's half. I thought
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: he was Indonesian. All right, hang up on this bitch, bro.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: See you later, bro. I'll see you later, bro. All right.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: He's hot. Okay.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: I do want to call out the fact that my homie- Oh, Korean.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: He is too cool for school. Who? Jerome. Facts. He's
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: very aesthetic. He knows he's hot. Yeah. That was a
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: hot Asian at that. He's a hottie.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: He already thinks he's better than us automatically. He just
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: ran half a marathon. His dick is so hard right now.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't blame him, though. And I don't post
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: him because bitches, he be taking my bitches. I don't
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: blame him, though. I think if you're him, if we
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: could just put up a picture of Jerome right here. Andres,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: can you put that up, please? And then, he's a
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: hot Asian. He's a Haitian. He's a Haitian.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and he's Filipino. Haitians are those.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: Putang Ina.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Putang Ina. Putang Ina. Honestly, I'm way more Filipino than
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: you ever mean. Okay, I bet. So name some Filipino dishes,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: if you're more Filipino than me. Name some Filipino dishes. Jollibee. Okay,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: you're a fucking dumb fuck. Okay, I'll let that pass.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Chicken adobo. Chicken adobo. You don't know anything else. That's okay.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Cat dog. And that's what Duno thinks about Filipinos, guys.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Shout out AJ Raphael. I grew up in historic Filipino town. Yeah,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I know, but that doesn't mean shit, right? That means
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: a lot. You know nothing about the Filipino culture, though.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: It's the truth. You don't. Are you mad at me? Oh, what, Bernie's? Oh,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Tito Bernie. Hi, Tito Bernie. Please make me some food,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Tito Bernie. I literally know... Know what? You know nothing.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: You know nothing. He named the most famous shit, and
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: that's all he had. No, no. I had C-Cig. I
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: had that. It's C-Cig. You stupid dumb bitch.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: You said it wrong.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: C-Cig. You stupid bitch. That's C-Cig. That's something totally different.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Pork C-Cig? Yeah, but they have chicken, I think. Pancit.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I know way more. I know way more. Okay, you...
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: By the way, fun fact, the first time I got
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: hit was by a Filipino girl.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Hey, double tap that. Yeah, you too? Same, yeah, Filipino.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: I do love Filipinos. Jerome's mom, by the way, is
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: the nicest lady in the world.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: One of the nicest. She did have a piece of
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: shit son like my best friend Jerome. It's crazy. It's incredible.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: But that's what it is. The nicest parents, they have
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: shit children. My parents are very nice. Shit child right here. Yeah,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: shit child. Your parents are very nice. Your mother is
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: very nice. I never met your father. You are a
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: shit child. Not a shit child, but you're one of
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: the cool ones. Come on. Come on. You're not a
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: shit child? Shit child? You calling me a shit child? Boy,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: you're a shit child. Okay. All right. Then you're a
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: shit child, too. No. Motherfucker, you're a shitty-ass child, though.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: You're a shitty-ass boy child. Boy child? You calling me
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: a boy boy? You listen to Boy Boy West Coast,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: and that's on you. Okay. All right.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: And you're listening to Anjanelle Raphael, whatever the fuck his
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: name is.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: AJ Raphael, whatever the fuck. What's his name? AJ Raphael.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: AJ Raphael. I wish I would have asked you out.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: I wish I didn't have these.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Doubts about myself in those three minutes that you stood
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: in front of me.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: What does AJ stand for? Always hot though? I wish
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I hadn't walked away. Hey, by the way, by the way,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: by the way, who's controlling the cheese mode? Don't know.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: Story.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Would you be mine? Would that you? Why'd you put
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: wishing on the star, you depressed bitch? I wish it
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: had a star. Oh, no, no. I will always be
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: there for you. Were you going through it too? Oh, yeah. No, no.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: It's just because I put the little. tune. I'll be
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: there for you. You like that song, though. Can you
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: sing it for me? How does it go? Can I
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: see the lyrics? Can you pop the lyrics? Good night,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: my name. Hey, baby.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I love that song. Hold on. Actually,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: we haven't done karaoke in a while. Can I request
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: a couple songs for you to sing for me?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: That's the least you can do for not going to Vegas.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: I've probably done it. It's the Asian. You love singing, Papa.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: You love going to karaoke. Yeah, I do. Where he's like,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: get it for everybody else. All right. Yeah, I think it's. Yeah,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: go up, go up, go up. All right, all right,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: all right. So no one told you life was going
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: to be a joke. Your life is dumb. It's your
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: old life. All right. Go down, go down. Maybe, maybe.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Hold on, let me see. I think it's this one. No. Wait,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. Andres was bumping this. I know
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: he was. Andres, you okay, bro? I'm just funny because
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: I thought about it. Are you okay? Or do you
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: not have me in your girlfriend's and I couldn't see
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: what you were going through? No, I'm good.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you putting me in your girlfriend's. By the way,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: by the way, I generally felt bad for you and
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: I tried to call.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: You and you didn't answer. There was nothing wrong, bro.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: I was just in my feels. Leave me the fuck alone.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: I'm a grown ass man. I got it. I got it.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: I got it.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: I got it.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I'll be there for you. Oh, I know.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I never met. Oh, here. Let me see. Hold up.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: We're going to get copyrighted. I wish we could sing this. Okay,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: maybe you just got to go.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, I never met a person quite like you.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is the pre-chorus. All right.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: You have to sing this part, and then you sing
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: the pre-chorus. Okay, so let me do the little mellow part,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: and then you sing the good part.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: I never met a person quite like you.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: What's going on? It's not here. Someone that makes me
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: feel love. I want to be.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: The one that you're thinking of. So I'll be the
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: one that brightens your day.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: Because there's nobody else that can do the things that
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: you do forever. I'll be there for you. So when
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: you feel the need to love, let me be the
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: one you're thinking of. Because I will make.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: It so right.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Forever and ever.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: I will always be there for you.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I think we're singing that so wrong. Are we doing it?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: I think you got... Yeah, you got it right. You
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: got the pre-chorus good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. No, no. You stupid bitch. You
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: started adding like... No, no. I did it right.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: I did it right.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Because there's nobody else that can do the things that
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: you want. Is this not Michael Jackson? No, you stupid bitch. Stop, stop.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: You're going to get a comparator, bro.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: Because it's nobody else. Because you're more than nobody else. No,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: you got to, that's when you're doing it wrong.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Because there's nobody else.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're singing it like, you're singing it like, you're
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: singing it like you got blue, like tight jeans on.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Because there's nobody else that can do the things that
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: you do. No, you don't got to stop there. It's
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: one chorus. Because there's nobody else that can do the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: things you do. Forever, I'll be there for you. So
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: when you feel the need to love, let me be
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: the one you're thinking. You don't got to do that, huh?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I do. I think I need to. I need to.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: I need to.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I need to. What are you doing?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: It's like he has the razzle.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Because there's nobody else that can do the things that
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: you do.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: And forever, I'll be there for you.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: You don't got to do that. No, no, no. Trust me.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: The people on my show, they said I do.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: I need a little extra shit.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: I get it though. Can we pull up another song?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Pull up another song. Pull up a... Pull up a...
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Like a song that I like? You like the Beatles?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: I fuck with the Beatles. Can we play Yesterday? All
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: my trouble seems so far away. Has to be a
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: song you know though. That is a song I know.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Can you sing Hey Jude? Hey Jude, don't make it
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: mean it.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Sing a sad song and make it better.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Tempt him in your heart. To make it better. Is
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: this AI? Yell at your Jude. Yeah, let you see it.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: You know the waifu that goes to different countries? Yeah,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I can speak your language.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. You're like, hey, you're messy? You like messy? Nah,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: he's a Jew. What do you say? He's a Jew.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: I said that? That's one of his foot. All right,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Yesterday. I hate this song. All my troubles
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: seem so far away. Now it looks as though they're
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: here to stay.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, I believe in yesterday.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Suddenly. That was a Jew, though. This was a Jew? Yeah,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: he was a Jew. He's going around with him, but
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: the Jews hate that because he's cool with the Muslims
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: and stuff Oh, I have a good OD, I have
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: a good.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: OD KK, can we do Sitting in the Park?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: You're going to sing with me? I'll do that. I'll
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: do a little. Sitting in the, a lot of shade
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: of brown. That's the one you're talking about? Are you
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: talking about I Had a Choice? No. Oh. I had
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: a choice, and I chose wrong. I made a promise, girl,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: to leave it alone. You gave me the.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: I threw it away, baby, please. Baby, please. What is
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: this one? Is it Sitting in the Park? No, no, no.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: I had a choice. I don't know the song. Sitting
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: in the Park. How does it go? Why'd you make
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: it a Christmas song, bitch? Sitting in the park on
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: a sunny day.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: Sitting in the park waiting for you.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Sunday morning, rain is falling. Come on, come on, come on.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal some cover, share some skin. I like that.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable. You twist to
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: fit the mold that I am in.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: But things just get so crazy. Living life gets hard
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: to do. And I would gladly hit. I don't think
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it right. Am I doing it right? You
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: fucking suck. Am I?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: That someday it will lead me back to you.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, right, right, pause, pause it.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: That someday it will lead me back to you.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: That may be all I need.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: And darkness is all I see.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: Come and rest your bones with me.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: Driving slow on Sunday morning. And I never want to leave.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 7: Woo-hoo!
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: That was great, man. Give it up for the boys, man.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much, bro. How long has it been, bro? 57.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: What's the others? Like, 120? Sunday morning. 120?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: Like, 130?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: 130, that's cool? Nah, do one more song for me.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: One more song? Nah, bitch. Just kidding, just kidding. I'm joking.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: We can dance, we can dance. I'm going to be
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: wild as fuck. Okay. Hey, Boogie, it's going to be
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: in New York. Swear.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 8: The day we're there on the 29th. He's doing his
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 8: 10-year reunion. This is all I ever wanted, nigga. How
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 8: would I let you take it from me, nigga? I
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 8: ain't stupid. I ain't no dummy, nigga. Couple fingers on
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 8: a couple trickers. Fall with you while I fall with you.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 8: You being proud, nigga, of what I did to you.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 8: I should have been.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: So what are we doing? We're going? I'm down. I'm down? Yeah,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: we're down? Wait, how much are the tickets? Oh, I
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: got mine down there for free. Don't do that, bitch.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: Come on. Get us all one. Oh, wait, you got four?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: I got two only. Bro, stop being so too loud.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Andrea's old. Humberto's old. So it has to be me
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: and you, too. What about Andres, though?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Dick.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Bro, let him be sad, bro. Come on, bro. Come on.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: It's all this, bro. Come on. The show's literally called
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Chismaduna and Jakarta. Don't be a dick. You know? For real?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: You gonna take Andres? It's Chismaduna. I'll get me to
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: come to Vegas. Because you didn't have it in your budget.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: The overhead, remember? Oh, wait, wait. You're self-sustaining. Buy your
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: own ticket. I am self-sustaining. A comment was like, I
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: totally understand. Jakarta just couldn't fit in the budget, bro.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: He just does too much.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Chismo doing Jakarta, not Chisme with
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Jakarta and.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, valid. And close friends. And close friends. All right, valid. Well, actually,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: shout out close friends. They're actually going to be DJing
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: my birthday when it comes up. Close friends only? Close
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: friends only. By the way, by the way, Bolo was
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: telling me he watches the pod. Hey, shout out Bolo, bro.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Shout out Bolo. And then he's like, I want to
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: come out. I was like, Bolo, I love you too much.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin your career. Yeah, Bolo, come on, bro.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: Don't let us ruin your shit, bro.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Bolo, I know you got a lot of brand deal
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: in this shit.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: I love you to death. I love Bolo. His little
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Hitler mustache. I love it.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: Bolo got that little 90s porn.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, Bolo. I'm with Bolo. Hi, Hitler.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: Bolo.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: Bolo just. Hey, by the way, fool. The Jews are good, dog. Yeah.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: You want to know why, fool?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: Because I was watching Captain Marvel yesterday, fool. Because Bolo
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: sent me the list. I couldn't understand Doomsday.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: You're walling. Okay. How many years did he send you?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: And then I seen Disney, instead of them fools, you
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: know how the fools are bad? Instead of doing the, hiya, Hitler. Hiya, Hitler.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: It's a what? You know how, you know how. No,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: it's Hail Hydra.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that still Hitler? Hydra's the Nazi thing, yeah,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: for them. Hydra. Hail Hydra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: didn't want to do this for the sink, so they
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: did the two-fifths.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: They do this. Hail Hydra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's who
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Captain America goes against when he goes up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: So I was like, oh my God. They have Nazis here?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're tripping on? No, in my head
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, and then they made the Jews seem
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: like the- The good guys. Like the heroes and shit.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Come on, pops. That's how it goes, bro. When you-
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, turn out
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: your phone. No, bro, turn that off, nigga. We ain't
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: be talking about them. So the fucking Jews, huh?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: And then I closed the door just in case they're listening.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: When you run the entertainment business and control the weather,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: you can do whatever the fuck you want, you know? Yeah.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: History is written by the victors. Remember that. All right, guys,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: you guys want to hear one more song or what? Hi-ja! Hell,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: I'm done with that. I don't do that. By the way,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: I was seeing this for a poet argue about the MCU.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Poet's a fucking dweeb, bro. He thinks because he watches shit,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: he knows more than me, bro. He doesn't know shit, bro.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: But he does. Hey, I was watching more than me,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: and I just secured a Disney Plus account, so it's over.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: From who? Come on now. You already know. Old girl.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: If we started piping it down good, she gave you
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: the Disney thing, huh?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: No, actually, she just gave it to me.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: By the way, you know, a poet told me that,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: You could watch, like, if you and your girl, if
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: you guys are in the same Disney account, you guys
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: could watch a show together in a pause when one,
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: so you guys could, so, like, let's say, because, you know,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: let me finish, let me finish, because you know how, like,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: technically your girl can't sleep over because the night show
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: is sleeping over with you and your brothers.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: So if you guys don't want to have a movie
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: night without getting a hotel. Uh-huh. I'd rather get a hotel,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: but okay. Well, because then it makes you feel like
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: a prostitute, you know? Nah, okay. I ain't going to lie. Usually,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: but once you're at a hotel, it makes you feel
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: like a prostitute. I feel great. It's my girl, bro.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? What?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: You ever slept with your girl at a hotel?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: If it's out of the, like.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: If you're out of the state, yeah. You ever heard
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: of a staycation? I literally have three days, pops. Remember?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: You also literally have a house. Oh, not mine. You
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? My mom's there. I don't know. Okay,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: back to what you were saying. Back to this. So
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: it's like a you watch together thing on that, huh? Yeah,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: so if you're a Parisian officer, why not? Yeah, watch? Because,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: you know, she's dink-dinked if you can leave state lines
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: or not. She's not dink-dinked. All right, guys, that's this episode, man.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: You guys have a good one. All right, bros. See
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: you guys later. How's it going? Hold on a minute.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: Let me try to end it without me, bitch. You
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: do it all the time to me. And that's not
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: how it happens. I'm trying to make it seem like
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: she's on probation. Okay. Parole officer. I'm just a bitch, bro.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: You should fucking damn near a lot. Go finish, brother.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: You said you were saying something.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: He said that you guys could watch it in the
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: sense to where like, let's say me and you have
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: the same Disney account.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: And we want to bond.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: But let's say like we're not, we can't be in
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: the same place. You guys could watch a show, like
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: if you pause, they'll pause her movie or vice versa.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: That would annoy the fuck out of me. I can't
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: watch with somebody unless I'm with them, because I need
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: to tell them everything. Well, you could pause it, but
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: you're on FaceTime at the same time. That's OD. Let
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: me watch my show with my food. That's it. But then,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: do you feel bad? Let's say your girl was like,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: she call you Umar? She calls me Umar. Umar? Yeah.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Hey. Hey. You know, it's real. Nah, I've heard her
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: call you papi. Yeah? Papi, papi. Okay, okay. She's like, Umar. Okay.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: All right. Umar, boom, boom, because you know she lives
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: in the ghetto. All right, go ahead, go ahead. Hurry up.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: This girl lives in the vecindado. Hey, come on. Hurry
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: it up. Come on, come on. Okay. Does she also
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: live with 500 people? No. Okay.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's say you and... Old girl. Just say
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: old girl. Yeah, yeah. For you and your girl. Chill, bitch. Yeah, no, no.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: You're not a brat. Chill the fuck out, pussy.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: Who's that paranoid? All right. For you and your girl,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: you guys are watching. And let's say... What is it? Omar. Omar. Okay. Umar. Yeah.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: I want to see a movie with you. Okay. Please, fool.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: That's not how she talks. She talks like that, fool. No,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: she fucking doesn't. Let me say like, hey, come on, fool.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: I really like you, dick. That's not how she fucking talks.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: You know that's not how she talks. Please, dude. No,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: she's not that. She's dude. She's dude, fool. We're done.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: We're done. She's dude. She's not a dude, that's fool.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: Shut your bitch ass up. All right, we're done. All right,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: I'll see you guys later. That was the pause. I'm
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: so tired of you guys, bro. Don't do this shit.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: You're being weird as fuck. Don't do that. Because you
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: know that she's not like that, so why are you
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: doing that?
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: You know she's not like that.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: So why are you doing that, though? Why are you
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: doing that? So say it, bro. You keep prolonging it.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Say it, bro. Hurry up. Okay, chill, papi. Bro, hurry up, bro.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: Come on. She's like, hey babe, check it out. You're tripping.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: That's not how she talks though. And it's crazy because
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: you guys met her, so I don't know why you
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: guys are... And I told you guys, I don't even
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: want to be... All right, bro. You're doing too much.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: You're doing too much. You guys are doing too much.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: Real shit. Now you're just prolonging it. I don't know
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: what you're trying to say. You're taking things so serious, dick, too.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: But she doesn't talk like that. You're trying to make
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: her sound like she's stupid. That's how it seems. That's
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: how it seems. That's not stupid, fool. You think she's
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: stupid or something or what? Is that how you feel?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: That's not what I... So why are you talking about
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: it like that then? You literally make fun of a
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: jerk because of her accent and we can't call your
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: girl by her... You know that's nothing, bro. About the way...
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: But she didn't say dude. She didn't say that. Okay,
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: so we're joking. So why are you saying that, though?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: You're making it seem like she does. She doesn't say that.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: You're only getting mad if she does something like that. Yeah, no, no.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: All right, bro, I'm saying, bro, can you just say
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: what you want to say, please, bro? Okay, chill, bro.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Hurry the fuck up. Puppy, chill. All right, I'm chill, bro. Okay,
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: so she's like, hey, Jakarta, Omar. I really want to
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: watch this movie, fool.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: Like, can we watch it together?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: I want to bond. And are you not down to
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: do that for her? I mean, you're already down not
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: to go to work. Through the phone? What do you
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: mean not? There was no work for me. But don't lie.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: There was no work for me over there, so shut
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: the fuck up. You made it very clear, too, right? So, okay. No,
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to do that. Through the phone?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: That's stupid as fuck, bro. I don't know, I feel
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: like if we're going to watch a movie together, we
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: need to be physically together. There's no point in me going, hey,
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: did you see that? Like, you know what the fuck, man?
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: Do you get me or no? I get it. Do
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: you get me?
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: I just, I went forward, got on pole, told me
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: initially he thought I was gay, but I'm like, I'm
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: the type- You would do that?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: And somehow I could watch Sopranos with my bitch. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: And so she don't have to fucking ask me every
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: time she watches a clip about what the fuck it is. Yes,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: I will rewatch this shit. But you don't like explaining someone? Explaining? Like, bro,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: you're passionate about this show. If someone was asking me about, like,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: what happens in Tulsa King, I'd love to tell them.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: But in person. Yeah, in person. Like, if I were
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: just to call you and tell you about, hey, what's
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: up with Tulsa King, you'd be like, shut the fuck up. No, no. Actually,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be. I've been telling you to watch that
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: shit for how long? Okay. I know.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Now I have your account. I restarted it on your account.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: Sorry if you got lost in the episode.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Listen. Wait. No, I didn't. I didn't. You took my
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Paramount account. Yeah, you have. You gave it to me.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: But honestly, not a lot of good shows. Are you tripping, Pops?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: Not that. Honestly, I did a problem. You're a Paramount too?
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: But shout out you because I have been watching South
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: Park on there. Yeah. No, no, no. Great episode. I
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: just remembered I gave you my account. Right now, I
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: need an account from you. You have everything. No, I don't.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: I have... Poets Netflix. I have my shorties. Disney Plus,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: I have. Your fucking Jainitas Disney Plus. That shit called that?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 7: No, not.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Come on, boss. Made it from the barrio.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: Made it from the barrio. I have. Okay. What do
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: you have that's yours? Because I know you're very anal
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: about other shit. Okay.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Poets Netflix. Yeah. Margot's Disney Plus. What's it called for
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: your girls? Disney Plus. Hulu. Hulu.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: Hulu.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: I write Reza's Hulu. Oh, Reza's Hulu. Okay, you have
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: your own Paramount Plus? I have my own Peacock. You
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: have your own Peacock? My own Apple TV. Okay, what
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: the fuck else do I need to give you? What
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: do you have? At this point, what do you have?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: You want me to check? Yeah, I know you have
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: Cookies Prime. I have, okay. I'm going to be honest.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: I know, but that's Cookies. No, no, I'm going to
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: be honest. I'm going to be honest.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: Look, I have Cookies Prime and I have Erica's Prime.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: Cookies Prime is mad. Erica got the whole bundle popped. Yeah,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: but I can't just be on Erica's shit. But I
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: think Erica likes you enough. You do never support her
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: business with food and shit.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: I just bought last week. No, no, no. I just
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: bought last week. And I only bought because I suggested it.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: I just bought last week, though. And what do you
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: mean I never support? I'm about to start my meal preps, right?
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: So should I just not buy from her? Do you
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: want me to not support your sister? No, you don't
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: want to support her. Okay, let me check what I have. Dick,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, yeah? Okay. Okay.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: It's a thing. Okay, who's HBO Max do I have?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: If you have HBO Max, I need that. Andrea gave
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: me her HBO Max. She had ads. I logged the
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: fuck out right away.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 5: I was like, the fuck is this bullshit?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck is Jonathan? I have that account. Bunga?
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, no, but I have Prime. I have my sister's Prime.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: So my sister's Prime has everything. It's bundled with HBO? Yes.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: Shoot that shit, bro. But you don't need to tell her.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: But you can't say you hate her husband every other episode.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: I don't. He's not nice to me sometimes. I don't
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. Okay, so I have this. So,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have everything, papa. I have Prime. I
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: have Netflix. I have Hulu. I have Disney +. I
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: have Peacock. You have your own Peacock? What more can
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: I give? What the fuck? You want my Instagram account?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: You have, what the fuck? You have every- Apple TV.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: Give me Apple TV, bitch. No, I need HBO. If
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: you could figure out a way to give me HBO,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: I'll give you Apple TV. Here, I'll bundle it for you.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: I'll give you Apple TV, and I'll give you a Peacock. Oh,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: you have Peacock? Yes. Okay. So if we bundle that,
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: I'll give you... You need Apple TV? Apple TV has
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: a crazy.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: Stop. Are you going to give him the Apple TV?
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 5: No, I think I have Apple TV.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: Apple TV has some shit, bro. Wait, do you want VIX?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: I have VIX. Well, fuck VIX. Why the fuck would
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: I want that shit? I don't need to watch no
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: fucking La Rusa, La Guadalupe, the fuck. What do you mean?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? They have a lot of familia
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: right there. She was raised right there in the block. Actually,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: she wasn't. I found out she wasn't. I'll tell you later.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? Are you guys going to give
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: me the accounts or no? Just keep it G. I
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: don't want VIXX. What do you mean? What do you mean?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: Who has HBO? Who has HBO? Can I finish talking?
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: What if there's a fire ass show? On VIXX? Listen, listen.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Because you're willing to watch Korean shows that you don't
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: translate because you said.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: The emotions are different. So you watch the show with
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: the subtitles. What if there's a fire ass show on
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: VIXX Mexican TV? Because it's not only... It's Latin America.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: There might be shit you might not know about that
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: we don't know about. And it's on VIXX. Can you
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: pull VIXX from me right now? I'm just... It's not
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: going to show it all right here. It might show like... No, no, no.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: It'll just show like the layout.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: It's just pretty good.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: It has some good shows. Do I have Peacock? I
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: do have your Paramount Plus though. I appreciate that. Fuck you.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: What the fuck, bitch? I said I appreciate it. This
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: one's good. It's a good sitcom type of thing. Yeah,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: there's no disrespect. I just don't think I'm on that.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: But you're not giving it a chance, homo. Okay, I'll
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: give it a chance. I just don't think I'm on it.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: I'm re-watching that 70s show again. Oh, my God. It's
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: so good, bro. The 70s show? That 70s show is
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: so fucking good, bro. Yes, because you're not giving it
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: a chance. You got to give it a chance. I'll
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: give it a chance. Yeah, fuck it. Apocalypto. Never seen it.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: Vick's full. Vick's got some shit, dog. All right, then. Yeah,
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: fuck it. I'll take Vick's, man. You guys are pressing
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 1: me to take it. We're not fucking begging you to
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: take Vick's pussy, bitch. Yeah, no, you obviously are. I
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: didn't know you guys were brand ambassadors. It's my fault, bro.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: Shout out my sister Erica, though. She invested in her way.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like that. I like that on Peacock. I
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: have Peacock. I literally have it. Let me get it.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: Why, dick? You should be on, then I'll give you
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: the Peacock. Dick is my sister, then you talk shit
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: about her husband, and you make fun of her son.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: I do not make fun of her son. You make
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: fun of the son. Yeah, but that's my nephew. I
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: could do that. Okay, I don't make fun of him.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: When do I make fun of him? All the time.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: By the way, I'm the only one with an account
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: on her Prime. Oh, like it says Danny? Erica and
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: then just me. Because you're her baby. Exactly. You're her
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: little baby. So I'm saying... When I go on her account,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: I'll just use yours. Just Erica, you'll buy... It's an investment.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: You eat good and you can... You get a watch.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: You get a watch. How many people can be on
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: your Prime? I don't know. It depends. I think it
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: depends on what you get. Like the bundle you have?
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: She bundles with food or no? All right. We love
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: you guys. By the way, don't forget. We are on tour.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Link in the description, please. Please understand that. Let me
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: just give them dates real quick, please. November 12th, we're
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: in Modesto. November 15th, we're in San Francisco. And then
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: December 20th, I believe? December 30th. 30th, we'll be in Phoenix, Arizona.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: Long Beach is sold out.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: Comedy shows. We do have Austin coming up. McAllen, Salinas,
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: and San Antonio. Jakarta will be hosting other comedy shows.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: Get your tickets, pussies.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: We out of here.