Episode 877 - Don't Forget About the Solar Eclipse Today!

The March jobs report comes out and it is bad. Don't let anyone tell you otherwose.

A fat person does a jumping jack in New Jersey and everyone on the eastern seaboard is flipping out.

And sometimes other countries have it right. The way they treat their flags is far better than the way we treat ours. Let's talk about it.

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