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From Pooping To Whooping It Up! (RHUGT EP 6 Recap) · The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This is the Almost Famous Podcast with iHeartRadio. Welcome back
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: to Almost Famous. It's Ben and Lauren back together to
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  Speaker 1: recap another episode of the ultimate girls trip.
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  Speaker 2: Girls trip. It's getting fun.
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  Speaker 1: That should be like how we enter the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Girls trip.
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  Speaker 4: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: This week, the women are in Miami. Vicky went from
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  Speaker 1: constipated to whooping it up, as they say. Luann can't
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  Speaker 1: stop flirting. Got a lot to talk to Lauren about
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to Luann. Kyle's rolling her eyes, and
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  Speaker 1: Giselle and Portia still aren't over Lisa's late entrance on
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  Speaker 1: the bus. Let's break it down here. Lauren, do you
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  Speaker 1: poop when you travel? No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I honestly have great bowel movements, got
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  Speaker 2: to be honest. What about you?
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  Speaker 1: I struggle, so I bring some probiotics with me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because it can get ugly, and sometimes it can't. It's
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  Speaker 1: just kind of like it's a guessing game for me.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I ask is because, obviously, Vicky is struggling
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  Speaker 1: with And so she decides to not only take two laxatives,
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  Speaker 1: also mix that with some fiber. And we kind of
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  Speaker 1: come into this beach day. You know, when I think
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  Speaker 1: about a beach day with a bunch of women, Lauren,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, hey, this is where you kind of like
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  Speaker 1: get sexy, showing off the bods, laying out, getting some sun,
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  Speaker 1: probably like, you know, a lot of these women are single,
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  Speaker 1: so they're going to be flirting. And Vicky just can't
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  Speaker 1: stop pooping herself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this wasn't a very sexy time. And Vicky's sound
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  Speaker 2: effect for the amount of poop that is coming out
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  Speaker 2: was so, like, real. It was so yucky. But then
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  Speaker 2: you saw flashbacks to other housewives that had pooping issues
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  Speaker 2: from New York, mostly. Mostly the New York ladies. And Sonia,
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  Speaker 2: I will always remember that she, like... went to poop
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  Speaker 2: and she accidentally pooped all over the floor. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: how does that even happen?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. How does that happen? And they showed it, which
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  Speaker 1: is kind of gross. Like it's, it's gross to me. I, I,
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  Speaker 1: no matter how many times it happens in my life
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  Speaker 1: that I get pooped on by my daughter, by the way, just,
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  Speaker 1: just to be clear. Um, it, it still grosses me out.
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  Speaker 1: The idea of seeing it and they show it like I,
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  Speaker 1: I have a visual now of the consistency of her
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  Speaker 1: bowel movement.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And, I think it was like a reoccurring
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  Speaker 2: theme for her. I think something's going on. Even when
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  Speaker 2: I see a public bathroom and I see poop on,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, how does that even happen? The logistics of
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  Speaker 2: how that happens. I don't understand. But yeah, Vicky's having
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  Speaker 2: a hard time, but I'm glad that she feels comfortable
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  Speaker 2: enough with these women to talk about her bowel movements.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Kyle is the one that says it where they
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  Speaker 1: just don't talk about it in Beverly Hills. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: surprised by that necessarily. There's a lot that I could,
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  Speaker 1: assume goes into not talking about this because girls don't
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  Speaker 1: poop in the Beverly Hills. But it was interesting to
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  Speaker 1: me when they did do the montage of how many
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  Speaker 1: conversations about bowel movements and the human discretion exist on
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  Speaker 1: the housewives. It feels like something that would not be
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  Speaker 1: talked about to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all like New York. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: maybe New Yorkers are more open about everything. So they're
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  Speaker 2: going to be open about it rather than like the
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  Speaker 2: reserved OC Salt Lake City, Beverly Hills. And I think
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  Speaker 2: the girls in New York were like actually really close.
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  Speaker 2: So I think they also felt more comfortable to say
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  Speaker 2: it rather than just being like proper ladies thrown together.
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  Speaker 2: So they feel comfortable talking about it with each other.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like it's not, you know, it's obviously
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  Speaker 1: low hanging fruit. We can make a bunch of like
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  Speaker 1: potty jokes on here and we would giggle and nobody
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  Speaker 1: would think you're that funny or that we were that clever. Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's not really a conversation I mind having if it's
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  Speaker 1: brought up and I know somebody's interested. I do a
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  Speaker 1: lot of trips in the course of a year and
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  Speaker 1: bring a lot of people to Central America.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it is always a conversation that somebody asks me
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  Speaker 1: why we go down there. If they're a 22-year-old college
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  Speaker 1: student and she's like, hey, how do I make this happen?
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  Speaker 1: Where can I go? We're in the middle of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: Or if it's somebody in their 60s who's like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm having trouble. Do you have anything I can use?
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  Speaker 1: It's not uncommon to have these conversations. As adults, we
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  Speaker 1: should be having them. I just found it to be
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  Speaker 1: a lot. And then I started to feel bad for
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  Speaker 1: Vicky because here's the thing. She had a rough night,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Last night or the last episode, she had
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  Speaker 1: to leave early. She wasn't feeling well. I believe her
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  Speaker 1: on that, I think. But now she has to go
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  Speaker 1: to the beach. And I can't imagine a worse scenario
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  Speaker 1: than the hot, sandy beach in a bathing suit while
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  Speaker 1: at the same time you're not feeling good.
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  Speaker 2: So true. But she really pulls it together this episode.
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  Speaker 2: And she has a great time. We see whooping it
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  Speaker 2: up Vickie. And as she says, you can't bring the
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  Speaker 2: whoop it out out of someone. You have to just
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  Speaker 2: be in the mood to whoop it up. And I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't agree more. You know, when people are like, come on,
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  Speaker 2: have another drink. Like we said last episode, you can't
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  Speaker 2: make me have a good time if I've already stopped
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  Speaker 2: having a good time. So she kind of shows us her,
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  Speaker 2: her personally coming out at the beach. She has lots
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  Speaker 2: of tequila that will do it for anyone pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But do you think the pooping situation, like people don't
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  Speaker 2: poop on vacation or when they're out because it's what
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  Speaker 2: they're eating.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a mixture of eating. I imagine for myself,
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  Speaker 1: it's the comfort, like it's the routine of like knowing
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  Speaker 1: where I'm at, you know, where I'm going to be.
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  Speaker 1: I think new environments, I am kind of a germaphobe
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to this stuff. So like at the airport,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm like double or I'm putting those like
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  Speaker 1: toilet seat like covers on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know I have some friends who are like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care. I'm like, I definitely care.
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  Speaker 2: At the airport, 100%. These people are coming from everywhere,
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  Speaker 2: carrying everything. Yes, at the airport, I'm definitely using the paper.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not really shy about that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a little anxiety. I think it's just
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  Speaker 1: enough anxiety to cause the body to say, nope, not happening.
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  Speaker 1: And during a filming of a show, I'm assuming there
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  Speaker 1: is anxiety. And you're traveling all the time. You're in
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  Speaker 1: new places. You're eating new things. You're not staying hydrated anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That's another issue I think on TV shows is you're
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  Speaker 1: not chugging water like you do in the course of
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  Speaker 1: a normal day.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, so true.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot to it. But we kind of get
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  Speaker 1: over this whole scene and then we flash back to
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  Speaker 1: the hotel. We get to see Lisa and Teresa sitting together.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa is trying hard. I think she knows she messed up, Lauren.
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  Speaker 1: Like messed up by being late. It was another reason
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  Speaker 1: for people to get mad at her. But, and I
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  Speaker 1: think the show wanted to show it this way, but
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  Speaker 1: she comes off very earnest to Teresa, to me, like
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  Speaker 1: trying really hard.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And even the producer asked her, like, do you realize
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  Speaker 2: that she's pumping your tires this whole time? And I think,
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  Speaker 2: cause she knows like Teresa, it will ride for her.
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  Speaker 2: And it is like kind of uncomfortable. It's kind of
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  Speaker 2: like watching someone suck up to the popular girl in
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  Speaker 2: high school and But then after that was brought up,
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  Speaker 2: I started noticing that Lisa gives compliments to everyone. Like
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  Speaker 2: even when we go see her meet up with Miami girls, like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you'd be a great lawyer. Oh, you look amazing. And
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  Speaker 2: it's just like, it's kind of like a nervous thing,
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  Speaker 2: which is a very good quality to be a nervous
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  Speaker 2: quality is to compliment people, but it does get a
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  Speaker 2: little bit awkward.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. It's a great quality to have, but
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  Speaker 1: it also, if somebody's giving me too many compliments... I
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  Speaker 1: start to ask internally, what are you hiding from me? Like,
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  Speaker 1: why are you just being nice to me? Like, there's
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  Speaker 1: no human that just sits down and says, wow, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: you're this, this, this, this, this, this, this. I would say, hey, like,
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  Speaker 1: you don't actually think I'm, like, what do you not
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  Speaker 1: like about me? What is annoying you about me? Like,
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  Speaker 1: tell me, I'd rather us be real here than I
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  Speaker 1: would walk away from this just feeling like you lied,
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  Speaker 1: or not lied. I think she's probably being Truthful. She's
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  Speaker 1: trying hard, Lauren. She feels like she needs to make friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she needs friends.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: She needs friends. She's not used to it on her season,
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  Speaker 2: so she's like, I better have these girls like me,
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  Speaker 2: especially with this new Salt Lake City season, I guess,
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  Speaker 2: ramping up, that she needs to keep everyone on her
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  Speaker 2: good side, pumping the tires.
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  Speaker 1: I might have to watch... salt lake city now because
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  Speaker 1: i want to see how this all plays out because
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  Speaker 1: it feels like right now there's no getting better it's
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  Speaker 1: only getting worse by this road trip and there is
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  Speaker 1: a big disconnect between the salt lake city cast and
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  Speaker 1: lisa right now and so i kind of want to
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  Speaker 1: watch how it plays out.
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  Speaker 2: I know because i know nothing all i know is
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  Speaker 2: lisa from right now what do you think elisa I
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  Speaker 2: like her. I like her. I see nothing wrong. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so she was late to the bus, which Giselle brings
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  Speaker 2: up again. And Giselle, again, is the person that is like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you want me to start? Let me just bring it up.
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  Speaker 2: Out of absolutely nowhere. We see them at lunch. And
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  Speaker 2: they're like, I have another thing to say. If you
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  Speaker 2: just apologize right away, it would be no problem. And
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  Speaker 2: then she's, and then Lisa's like, well, I'm burned by
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  Speaker 2: my own season and my own cast. And I knew
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  Speaker 2: that even if I apologized, nothing good would have come
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  Speaker 2: of it. So I didn't really do it. But she's like,
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  Speaker 2: now I'm learning that you guys are way more forgiving.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought that was a great way to handle
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  Speaker 2: it too. She was like, I'm not used to actual nice,
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  Speaker 2: kind people. So I don't know. I kind of like Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: I like the way she thinks that was bad move
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  Speaker 2: being late. But other than that, I see nothing wrong. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Still not a fan of the lateness. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it would be something I would talk about the
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  Speaker 1: next day. It doesn't, it felt disrespectful, but it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: feel like, an issue worth harping on because it's done.
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  Speaker 1: We're over it. Like there's no going back.
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  Speaker 2: Giselle is a producer's dream.
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  Speaker 4: So good.
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  Speaker 2: Like talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So good. He bring it up. Just hammer this thing
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  Speaker 1: into the ground. Cause those fights. Uh, the ladies are
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  Speaker 1: going to a beach party. They're visiting Miami and a
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  Speaker 1: real housewife stars of Miami, Alexia and Marisol are hosting
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  Speaker 1: the beach party. Uh, The ladies walk out to the beach,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a whole setup with mannequins and bikinis and
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  Speaker 1: men shirtless with neckties on. That seems to be a
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  Speaker 1: theme on The Housewives.
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  Speaker 2: Naked men?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, naked men.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I mean, because you got all these single
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: perimenopausal menopausal women. Yeah. I'm looking for their next man.
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  Speaker 2: And hopefully that one of them hooks up with one
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  Speaker 2: of the men, because that'd be a great storyline. They
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  Speaker 2: never really ended up do ending up do they never
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  Speaker 2: end up do.
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  Speaker 1: I think it made sense. It just didn't come out
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  Speaker 1: the way you wanted it to.
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  Speaker 2: They never end up doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. But Luann would be closest. She was trying. She's trying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think the men are biting.
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  Speaker 1: What does a hookup like that even like entail? You're
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  Speaker 1: on the beach. You start to flirt. You say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: come back to the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The guy does.
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  Speaker 2: And that's it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And then you'll talk about it the next day in
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  Speaker 2: your interview.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, hey, that was fun.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you're right. There wouldn't really be much to
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  Speaker 2: talk about. It's more of like the exchanging of the number,
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  Speaker 2: being salacious, and then seeing them exiting the hotel room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, Luann definitely is trying. She is it.
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  Speaker 1: Just because she's like horned up or is it a
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  Speaker 1: validation thing or what is it? You know her better
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  Speaker 1: than me.
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  Speaker 2: I think she just loves men. She wants the validation
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  Speaker 2: from literally everyone. And she loves sex. She literally said
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  Speaker 2: at lunch here that she wants to die having sex.
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  Speaker 2: She loves it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move into that. Luann at lunch. I guess we'll
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  Speaker 1: close the beach.
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  Speaker 2: We'll close the beach scenario where they snatch wigs. That
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  Speaker 2: would seem like a kind of fun game. Fun, but, like, pointless. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't make a lot of sense to me. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like... It felt like a filler. Like, hey, girls,
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  Speaker 1: this will be fun. Just, like, pull each other's hair.
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  Speaker 1: Run around for a bit. Get competitive. It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. Yeah, well, I guess... closing out the wig
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  Speaker 2: snatching scene, they go into like just conversations with Vicky
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  Speaker 2: and how I guess Portia calls Vicky out for leaving
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  Speaker 2: her alter ego party early. And then we already said
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  Speaker 2: like Vicky was done. She was having a really awkward time.
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  Speaker 2: And then Portia and Giselle are like, is it because
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  Speaker 2: you weren't getting the same treatment as Nini? Yeah. And
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  Speaker 2: it's like, I don't think that was it. I personally
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  Speaker 2: don't think that was it. I think, yes, it was
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  Speaker 2: a way more like over the top situation, but that's Atlanta.
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  Speaker 2: Like Nene is over the top. Always has been. Even
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  Speaker 2: people have never watched housewives knows that Nene leaks is
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  Speaker 2: over the top. That's not the, that's not for Vicky.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she, Vicky was being sour because of that.
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  Speaker 2: I think she was just awkward and she had no
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  Speaker 2: one to talk to. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It just felt like she was awkward. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: think that's the, she can say she didn't feel good.
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  Speaker 1: She can say all those things. I think the best
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  Speaker 1: excuse was, Hey, I just like, wasn't having a good time.
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  Speaker 1: Like this was not my scene. Um, I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: anybody wasn't having a good time. So I left. Do
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  Speaker 1: I think it was the right move? I don't know. No. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: am I like, on the Vicky train, not at all,
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  Speaker 1: but I do understand leaving a party early. So as
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  Speaker 1: I said last week, I'm all for, as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you start to desire to leave, you leave because as
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  Speaker 1: you said at the beginning, you can't whoop it up
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  Speaker 1: by being forced to.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. And Giselle says in her interview, she's like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I've just never met a housewife that isn't over their
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  Speaker 2: top and isn't super confident. So like getting to know
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  Speaker 2: Vicky is, That's new for me. She's like, I've never
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  Speaker 2: met a housewife that leaves a party early that doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want to be center of attention. So that started making
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  Speaker 2: me think about Ashley being like, yeah, Ashley gets super
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  Speaker 2: awkward at parties. She always is worried about her bunions
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  Speaker 2: hurting and wanting to leave and being hungry and all
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  Speaker 2: the things. So like if Giselle were to meet Ashley
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  Speaker 2: in real life, she would probably think the same thing
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  Speaker 2: about her that she does about Vicky, just like being
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  Speaker 2: slightly uncomfortable and not being a classic housewife.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's definitely some similarities between normal, like what we
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  Speaker 1: imagine Housewives characters, and then some of those who have
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  Speaker 1: just not fit into that mold. Ashley would 100% be
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  Speaker 1: one of those. Final comment here. The two teams that
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: were formed were the Crashouts and the Winners. What a
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: terrible name to choose during this. The Winners?
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  Speaker 2: Crashouts? We both hate both of the names. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, out of all the creative juices that you have
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  Speaker 1: and all the opportunities that you have as a housewife
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  Speaker 1: to be creative, you say, here's a name, The Winners.
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  Speaker 1: The Winners.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't give a shit about this game. No one cared.
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  Speaker 1: That's really what it was.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, let's just get this started. We're The Winners. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's go. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: We do see everybody go to lunch. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: just things happening at lunch. A lot of storylines that
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  Speaker 1: kind of get compounded into a very short segment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: As you mentioned, Vicky gets called out for leaving the
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  Speaker 1: party early. But then also we see Luanne. And we
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  Speaker 1: see Luanne start to try to lift Vicky's spirits. We
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  Speaker 1: see Vicky start to open up. We see some tequila shots.
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  Speaker 1: We see her personality coming to life. And it's really
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: wonderful to see. We see as she gets in the car,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: even she's kind of like booty shaking it a little bit,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: like doing some stuff.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: So happy for her.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: But this is the catalyst, the start of Luanne this episode, Lauren.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I want, if you don't mind, kind of walk through
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: these Luanne storylines. We see her talking about somebody's mom,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: the death of a guy on a toilet. Yeah. We
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: see Luann talking about wanting to die, you know, having intercourse.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Obviously Luann had a lot to drink, but this isn't,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't, even if she was sober, I would think
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: this is just classic Luann wanting to talk about herself
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: being the center of attention. Marisol, her mom died and
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: she's a big part of the show. So I guess
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: her and Luann were close. So yeah, Luann jumps in
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: and says, oh, I talked to her and I knew
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: all of this. And of course making this death about herself.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: And then she, Marisol says that her mom died of
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: a stroke. And then Luann, I guess, took that as
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: the opportunity to say how she wanted to die. And
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: then segueing into how her stepfather or uncle or something
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: died on the toilet and made it obviously about sex
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: and the fact that he had an erection as he
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: died and So it's all crazy.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Um, but, and she's talking in very inopportune moments. Everyone
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: wants Luanna to shut up. Even when they're like covering
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: her mouth, she's not stopping.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Do you, okay. As a Luann fan here.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Did you want her to shut up?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I wanted her to shut up. I thought there were
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: some parts were funny, but especially when Vicky was trying
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: to make her speech. I was like, let Vicky talk.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: We have to cuddle her a little bit. Let her talk. Obviously,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: it was very disrespectful for her to cut off Marisol
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: when she was talking about her mom. And Portia, if
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Portia's telling you, be quiet, I would absolutely listen. So, yeah,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: it was time for her to stop talking. But I
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: howled when they cut to Luann in the car on
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: the way home and she was still talking and talking,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: saying her her song lyrics to crying Lisa in the back.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I was howling. I was like, this woman loves herself.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: So amazing.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: See, that's what, what makes you a better person than me, Lauren.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Cause I walked, watch that. And I want to pull
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: my hair out. Like I'm mad. Like I'm like actually
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: like angry at this situation. And you're watching it being like, no,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I still love that woman.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: But explain that to me. I don't get it. I
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: want to, I need to learn from you on this.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that, um, maybe she's like, so,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: so polar opposite of me that I find it fascinating
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: to watch. Like when I'm drunk or I've had any
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: kind of drinks, I want to make sure I'm quiet
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: and I'm not annoying. Like I'm overthinking everything that comes
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: out of my mouth to make sure I'm not the
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: annoying drunk person, but she does the polar opposite. She
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: thinks everything she has to say is gold. She was like,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: always leave a party early because you want to keep
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: them wondering where you're going. And it's like, no one's
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: asking this. No one's asking this unsolicited advice. I don't know.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, maybe it's just, it's just absolutely
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: foreign to me to act that way that I find
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: it funny.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. It's very odd. Like if I've found
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: myself in a situation where, where I'm uncomfortable, I get quiet.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: And if I do happen to over-talk, I usually lay
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: my head on the pillow that night and go, why
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: in the world did you do that? Why did you
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: say that? These people are going to think you're so
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: annoying or you just hurt that person's feelings. And I
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: run through that scenario for hours.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Hours? Yes. Hours.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: The worst is a wedding.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: She doesn't care, I don't think. Like, it's loud. You're, like,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: just trying to come up with anything to say. You're drunk.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, why the hell– do I drink
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: at all? But she's, she has this recorded and she
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: gets to watch herself back. And the amazing thing about
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Luann is she's going to say, it was absolutely fabulous advice.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I was the smartest person in the room. So no Sunday,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: not Sunday scaries.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: No.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Um, what is it called? Anxiety for her.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: It's, it is that you're right. It is. You're, you're bringing,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: so you are teaching me because I'm looking at this
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: being like, there is a, uh, There's an anger to
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: me because I maybe am just jealous that she has
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: so little shame and guilt in her life that she
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: just runs full speed ahead and then doubles down.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Doubles down. Gotta love her.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's wild. Luanne is obviously a big character at
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: the lunch. As Lauren's mentioned, she is a character and
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: she continues to be a character throughout this whole episode.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: But we do get to see everybody would kind of
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: bring up this Lisa being late to the bus scenario again.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Lisa does finally admit it was not right of her.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that comes from a place of
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: just like, hey, I'm so tired of hearing about this,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: or I actually was not. It's been a day, thought
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: about it. I was not good for doing that to
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: you all. But what it does end up doing is
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: it does make Lisa feel like people still don't like her,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: no matter where she goes. That's a terrible feeling.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: But I do feel like she's getting a sense of
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: these women now, and she knows that if she just
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: talked about it calmly and apologized, they would have forgiven her.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: And she's not used to the blind rage of her
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City cast. So I think she's just understanding
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: a little bit more that Apologies are welcomed. But then
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: this kind of goes into, like, okay, while we're on
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: the topic of Lisa, let's just... Another Giselle thing bringing
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: up that we hear that you, like, sell stories to bloggers.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: That's what your Salt Lake City cast said about you.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Can you just squash that so we know everything about
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: you now, Lisa? And she's like, no. Definitely not. Obviously not.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: But then I don't understand. She was... What Giselle and
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Portia were saying, like, you have... but this blogger has
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: your phone number. Like that doesn't, how was that your proof?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: That's again, like a blind statement, just like a circle
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: jerk thing that it's like, so this guy has your
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: phone number. It doesn't mean anything more. Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think reality, Steve has my phone number.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to think, I'm like,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I'm sure Ashley has some crazy people's phone numbers and
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: it doesn't mean you're selling stories.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, teams, I mean, everything, every time something
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: happens in bachelor world, TMZ calls me, at some point
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: to get a quote um doesn't answer or maybe i
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: answer every.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Time oh they'll never know second kid on the way
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: we need to be selling some stories.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I need money yeah you heard it first guys um
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: yeah so um and then lisa was like if i
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: had anything to say i would say it through my
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: mouth or my hands basically she would tweet it out
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: she would make a tiktok and she has nothing to
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: hide and i believe that she's like i am very
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: comfortable saying my piece to these women without hiding behind a.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Blogger or a tiktoker but it is the fact that
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: would she do anything for.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Money Lisa gets protected or not protected. She gets support
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: from Teresa. And one of the reasons I think Teresa
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: is doing this is because she mentioned that her daughter
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Gia watched Salt Lake City and said that Lisa, the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: way the women treat Lisa mirrors the way the women
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: treat Teresa on Real Housewives of New Jersey. So I'm
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: guessing Teresa at this point feels some sort of Empathy,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: relatability to Lisa and follows her to the bathroom. Lisa
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: sounds like she's crying while she stands in the bathroom
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: and she's talking about these girls from Salt Lake City
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: and how they're mentally ill stalkers is what she says
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: about them. It does feel like, I mean, again, I
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: don't have a lot of context for Salt Lake City.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: It does feel like Lisa is on her own little
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: lonely island in the midst of filming the show, which
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: makes me wonder why in the world does she keep
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: filming it?
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that fame is very important, Lisa, from
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: what I have gathered. So that's why you probably keep filming.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Also money, obviously. But you would think the one person
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: that's hated... is the person in the wrong. But since
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Lisa is all I know, I have a hard time
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: believing the other women. So if I go into Salt Lake,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I'm already going to be on my familiar girl's side.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe we bring in expert Heather to the conversation to
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: help us make sense, again this week, of the Salt
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Lake City situation with Lisa.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Of these mentally ill stalkers.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big quote. Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Like we've kind of talked about in the past, the
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: other women have come for Lisa with rumors about her
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: marriage and the great lengths that she'll go to, to
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: quote unquote, you know, close a deal for her business.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: But Lisa doesn't do herself any favors. She will go
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: to things like a premiere or a screening and then
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: for a movie. And then we'll be like, She's famous
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: for last season saying, I live a way different life
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: than the rest of you guys. Like I was with
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Ben Affleck at, you know, such and such event. So
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: she doesn't do herself any favors by name dropping and,
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: you know, kind of throwing that in the women's face because,
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: you know, the other women are like, your life is
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: actually not that different from the rest of ours. And
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: she really does think that her life is very different
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: from theirs. She's not totally on an island when it
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: comes to the cast. She does have Meredith Marks, who's
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: been kind of her little side-by-side since the show started.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: They have history together. But I would say that they
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: are pretty removed right now from the rest of the cast.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: The two of them, because also there was an incident.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: We won't have to go all the details, but there
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: was an incident on a plane last season that was
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: focused on basically Meredith was, according to the rest of
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: the women, acting erratic on the flight. Lisa was sitting
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: next to her. Lisa was. allegedly egging her on and
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: joining in in the erratic behavior. And so when they landed,
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: all the women were like, hey, you guys shouldn't have
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: been acting like that. And Lisa and Meredith were both like,
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: we weren't acting like anything.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Everything's fine.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: You know, if it was so bad, I would have
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: gotten kicked off the flight. Did I get kicked off
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: the flight? And there was like no footage of the flight.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: So everybody for the rest of the season was like,
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: what happened on the flight? What You can't be making
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: a storyline out of something that there's literally no footage of.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: So this is partly why she's kind of on her
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: back foot with her cast.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a lot to. It sounds like there's
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of backstory here. And so not all of
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: the frustrations from the Salt Lake City ladies feels unwarranted.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Doesn't seem factual. Like, okay. So she says she lives
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: a different life than all these other ladies. And it's
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: not true, but she's just like blowing out of proportion.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: And she's excited that she went to a screening where
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Ben Affleck was. So she's like, so it's like, okay,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: she's just like exaggerating a little bit.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It can get annoying. I think I get that. I
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: have buddies, right. Who are single and the things they
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: like brag about, you're like, all right, dude, that's cool.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're having such a good time out there.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: But you haven't asked about me in, you know, six months.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: You have no clue what my life looks like and
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: what I'm enjoying in my life. So I'm a little
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: frustrated at our friendship right now. It sounds like you
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: do that enough and you can't get over it. And then,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't help with Lisa showing up to
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: the bus late, being unapologetic about it. And all these
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: other ladies who are probably trying to get to know
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: her too. And they've heard a lot of things going, yep,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: that's the Lisa that everybody's talked about. She's better than
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: everybody else. I can see where we're getting to where
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: we're getting is my point. I don't know enough yet,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: but I can see on why there's frustration towards Lisa
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: and And I'm also seeing, Lauren, I think it's worth
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: noting why Lisa's frustrated, not only with the other woman,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: but probably with herself on why do I continue to
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: put myself in situations for other women to get angry
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: at me?
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: So true.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's true because she seems like actually
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: apologetic and she's like, I can't ruin another group of women.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I have to like reel it in. Like I have
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: to be overly nice. I need these people to like
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: me because I can't have another whole group against me
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: because then that'll be factual. That won't just be feelings. Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, we see episode or previews for the next episode. Lauren,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the women are going to a lingerie party.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Whoop, whoop.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a great time.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a nightmare yeah i was gonna.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Say i've never heard it i mean like i think
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: i've seen these you know at like a vegas club
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: i went to.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: One when i was 17 years old it was a
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: high school party like how weird is that that's the
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: only laundry party i've ever been to like why did
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: my mom let me go out of the house in
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: a corset.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Did you feel cool though oh i was like yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: This is like totally age-appropriate i'm really really cool yeah
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: so I can't imagine.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: A bunch of 17-year-old boys going to this lingerie party
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: being like, yes.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Seeing like barely their boobies.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So exciting.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: The Real Housewives of Miami, Lisa and Larsa are fighting.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: The girls' trip travels to New York City next. That's
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: going to be fun. We see the women getting emotional.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: with some of the New York cast members and the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: women attend another costume party. That just seems like the
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: real housewives love costume parties.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Slow hanging fruit. I think it's so boring. Whatever.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Do you like costume parties?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I just like, I'm like, Oh my God, that's so funny.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: You're dressed as whatever. It's just not interesting to me.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I agree. I'm not, I have this like a full
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: body Tigger suit that I got in college for like
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Halloween and, That's it every year. I rock that thing
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: beginning to end, but I do think I'm dressing up
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: for Halloween with Jess and Winnie this year.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Are you willing to expose the theme early or no?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I think so. I mean, we're going to
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: go with the Winnie the Pooh theme. So maybe Tigger
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: comes back. Maybe I'm just rocking Tigger.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: You're like, actually, I think we're going to do something
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: a little different this year. Winnie the Pooh.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: What?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: That's true that's fun you're just.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Gonna meet digger again that's hilarious it's very comfy i'm
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: sure but yeah ashley's like oh like every little detail
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: of this theme costume must be accurate and i was
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: kind of the one where i was like oh i'll
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: i'll be a bunny and i'll just wear you know
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: bunny ears or something.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: So yeah um i don't get too into.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: It not not too big into it but i am
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: excited that they're going to new york and we get
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: to see hopefully the original New York cast members. Um,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: cause you gotta be introduced to Ramona. You, Oh, Oh,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I would love to see it. I hope Ramona is there.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: There is a new cast of New York. You're going
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: to think, no, you're going to bash your head into
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: a window, but, but, um, it will make everything exciting.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: So I'm excited for that.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Again, we ended another episode of the
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: almost famous podcast by saying, How in the world did
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I get here?
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Every week. I watch it and I go, I don't
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: know how Ben's doing over there.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Not good. Not good.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, we'll be back next week with another breakdown of
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: the Ultimate Girls trip leading up to season two of
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Lauren, do we have
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: confirmation that Ashley will be a part of this next
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: season yet?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Will Ashley be part of Real Housewives season two? No.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Rhode Island season two cannot confirm.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Cannot confirm. Okay. We'll be hanging on to the edges
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: of our seats for that announcement. Hope so.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: That'd be cool. I like watching Ashley. Hope sometimes she's
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: on this ultimate girls trip because I'm learning a lot
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  Speaker 1: as we go.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I can't imagine with all these big personalities
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: that she would make an appearance.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: If ultimate girls trip continues, Ashley in 20 years could
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: still be on this thing. based on how this season is. Wow.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: It's nuts. She's not 40 yet, right?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: She's 38. She'll be 39 in March.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: She'd be almost 60 years old, rocking it out, whooping
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: it up, going to lingerie parties.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Dawson will be 24 and already The Bachelor. Like, this
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: is crazy.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: The life is going to get really fun.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That is, that is cool. Good for Ashley. Can't
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: wait for 20 years from now that you and I
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: are still sitting here talking about it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Could you, Matt? I know.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe you'll be a housewife by then.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: We can only hope. Give me my screen time, guys!
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I think fans would love it. I know you're loving
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: listening to Lauren and her amazing breakdowns of the real
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: housewives here at the Almost Famous Podcast. We have so
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: much content coming your way. Episodes with Ashley. Interviews with
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: former contestants. of The Bachelor. We're also going to be
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: breaking down Dancing with the Stars. Bob Getty and I
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: have something fun coming up that you'll want to pay
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: attention to. But then obviously along the way, we'll be
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: talking about everything Bachelor Nation and adjacent to Bachelor Nation, like,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: you know, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, hopefully. Hey,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: we'll be back soon. We'll talk to you then. Until
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: next time, I've been Ben.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I've been Lauren.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Follow the Ben and Ashley Eye Almost Famous Podcast on
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: iHeartRadio or subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts.