Latest / The Breakfast Club / Best of full interview: Gary Owen Defends Himself Against Loren LoRosa & Jess Hilarious, Talks Nate Jackson, Special + More
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Every day, A way up the Breakfast Club finish for
- 0:05Speaker 1: y'all morning.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Everybody's d J n V. Just hilarious.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast Club. Lo La
- 0:12Speaker 3: Rosa is here as well.
- 0:14Speaker 2: We got a special guess in the belt one of
- 0:16Speaker 2: my favorite comedians. Ladies and gentlemen.
- 0:19Speaker 3: I don't know, but one of my favorite gentlemen.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Yes, Garry Owen.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Let's get it. Rating is about the skyrocket.
- 0:28Speaker 2: How you feeling? First and foremost, how's everything?
- 0:31Speaker 1: These great? No complaints.
- 0:32Speaker 3: I've been I've been really watching your clips the last
- 0:35Speaker 3: couple of the last the last couple of weeks, I've
- 0:40Speaker 3: been watching your clips, and I just want to say
- 0:41Speaker 3: salute to you. I've seen a couple of clips where
- 0:44Speaker 3: one guy which was kind of weird.
- 0:46Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of weird.
- 0:47Speaker 3: His wife died, Yes, and he still went to see
- 0:52Speaker 3: Gary Owen.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Yes, two days two days later, two.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Days later, because he was supposed to go with his
- 0:57Speaker 3: wife and his wife died and he still went, which
- 0:59Speaker 3: was surprised, but he went.
- 1:00Speaker 2: And Gary, you decided to take care of the funeral
- 1:03Speaker 2: course the.
- 1:04Speaker 1: Well they cremated her there. I took care of the
- 1:07Speaker 1: earn then I gave him. I gave him more because
- 1:09Speaker 1: he had to take off work for a month. But
- 1:11Speaker 1: he didn't I don't think he had a a GoFundMe.
- 1:15Speaker 1: So he got that and that got over fourteen thousand. Wow,
- 1:18Speaker 1: So he got But the reason it just was kind
- 1:21Speaker 1: of spur of the moment, But it was more he
- 1:24Speaker 1: didn't ask because then you see the good and the
- 1:26Speaker 1: bad side of social media to do something like that,
- 1:28Speaker 1: because I had my DMS got overrun. Well, since you
- 1:31Speaker 1: helped him, help me, can you do this? Can all
- 1:34Speaker 1: he sent me a message was he told me that
- 1:38Speaker 1: his wife passed. They and then when I saw his page.
- 1:41Speaker 1: They go to a lot of comedy shows. That was
- 1:43Speaker 1: their thing. So they got pictures of all kinds of
- 1:45Speaker 1: comedians and so he's I'm going to go because she wanted.
- 1:49Speaker 1: She we were supposed to go, and so that's why
- 1:51Speaker 1: I took care of it. Because he didn't ask. He said, Man,
- 1:54Speaker 1: I don't know if you do meet and Greece, but
- 1:55Speaker 1: I really like to get a picture with you. That's
- 1:56Speaker 1: all he wanted.
- 1:57Speaker 2: That's all he wanted.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I could even tell you even when he
- 1:59Speaker 3: was asked and he was stuttering like I'm not here
- 2:01Speaker 3: for this, but thank you, and I wanted to know,
- 2:04Speaker 3: you know, because you pick on.
- 2:05Speaker 2: I don't want to say pick on, but you will
- 2:07Speaker 2: call people out at a show. If you ever.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Called out somebody and it was wrong, like I've done
- 2:10Speaker 3: it uphill all the time, but like, so what did
- 2:12Speaker 3: your mom think? And they'd be like, my mom's dead,
- 2:13Speaker 3: Like it's happened a bunch of times. So has that happened?
- 2:16Speaker 5: Ye?
- 2:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you just be like, oh the way to
- 2:18Speaker 1: bring the show down if you had a conversation. You're
- 2:22Speaker 1: there to laugh, but that's going to happen, you know,
- 2:24Speaker 1: not mean like that. People think I'm just doing like
- 2:27Speaker 1: crowd work. Sometimes I get interrupted and we're taping it now.
- 2:33Speaker 1: So I finally got a full time camera person with me,
- 2:37Speaker 1: which I should have did a long time ago.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Oh that's why I'm seeing so many clips now. Yeah.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Well I got the right editor too. I mean I
- 2:43Speaker 1: had camera guys, but then I'd be like, why did
- 2:46Speaker 1: you stop it there? Now I got it. Took trial
- 2:50Speaker 1: and error. Now I got the right team. So that's
- 2:52Speaker 1: why I think you're seeing me more in the algorithms,
- 2:54Speaker 1: and the clips are better because they're actually capturing it
- 2:58Speaker 1: and they're editing it correctly, you know what I mean.
- 3:00Speaker 6: So you're so you were always doing it, you just
- 3:03Speaker 6: got a team to actually capture it, edit it and
- 3:06Speaker 6: put it together.
- 3:07Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks to Nate Jackson. Okay, I saw him here
- 3:10Speaker 1: last week.
- 3:11Speaker 3: To Jackson, but also Lon Rosa that's sitting to the
- 3:16Speaker 3: right of you, threw a shot at you, just just
- 3:18Speaker 3: just you. Yeah, there was another white comedian here and
- 3:21Speaker 3: I think she was trying to pick two white comedians
- 3:24Speaker 3: against him.
- 3:24Speaker 7: Saw that a white comedian, Yes, and.
- 3:27Speaker 2: She just threw a shot at you for no reason.
- 3:29Speaker 1: And we didn't.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Let's let's listen to the order know what's going on.
- 3:34Speaker 1: But they brought to Kendrick lamartin and all of a sudden,
- 3:37Speaker 1: the girl that fills in for justs hilarious. That was
- 3:40Speaker 1: there when I was there a few months ago. They said,
- 3:42Speaker 1: you know, Kendrick has never really said who he's talking about.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Andrew's like, how do we even know Kendrick was talking
- 3:47Speaker 1: about me? Now Envy Charlotte Magne and the Schultz is like,
- 3:50Speaker 1: we don't even know who Kendrick was talking about. He
- 3:52Speaker 1: could have been talking about Gary Owen and literally goes
- 3:56Speaker 1: anybody check it for Garyel. I tell you this girl,
- 4:02Speaker 1: I can't remember her name. I don't know what her
- 4:04Speaker 1: issue was with me is, but I'd be like, what,
- 4:08Speaker 1: how did I catch a strain? Anybody checking for Gary Wood?
- 4:11Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, Baltimore, somebody check it for me.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Worried moved out in nash for this weekend?
- 4:18Speaker 2: Somebody checking for me?
- 4:21Speaker 1: Yeah? You could tell she like takes her hip hop
- 4:23Speaker 1: real serious, the lyrics real serious. I could tell when
- 4:27Speaker 1: I was there. I go, so, she's like, you know, Andrew,
- 4:30Speaker 1: how can you say that? And you know you got
- 4:32Speaker 1: almost you almost was defending Kendrick. But I was like, oh,
- 4:35Speaker 1: she takes those lyrics serious, takes your hip hops heerious.
- 4:37Speaker 1: It reminded me it was like when Terre Scott maddening
- 4:39Speaker 1: me because I said up, I said a joke, Like
- 4:41Speaker 1: in her mind, I'm not a real celeb, not a
- 4:45Speaker 1: real entertainer. She doesn't take me serious, doesn't feel I
- 4:50Speaker 1: bet you in her mind, if she was booking the show,
- 4:52Speaker 1: she wouldn't have me on. I bet you in her mind,
- 4:54Speaker 1: she goes, no, no, no, no, no no, why are you like that?
- 4:59Speaker 8: No?
- 4:59Speaker 1: No?
- 5:00Speaker 2: Why?
- 5:01Speaker 1: Why?
- 5:01Speaker 7: First before we ask me questions, do you know my name? Now?
- 5:04Speaker 1: Yeah, Laura l Rossa from Delaware with the Delaware State.
- 5:08Speaker 7: Okay, people come from me. They act like they don't
- 5:12Speaker 7: know my name.
- 5:13Speaker 5: But first of all, it wasn't a shot.
- 5:20Speaker 2: What you are?
- 5:21Speaker 7: I okay, so I have a shot? Can you be quiet?
- 5:24Speaker 1: All right?
- 5:25Speaker 5: I have a tendency to say things and I don't
- 5:27Speaker 5: think much of it. But then I'm realizing that people.
- 5:30Speaker 5: It hits people differently because I thought I was saying
- 5:34Speaker 5: that during that time, it was very clear what Kendrick
- 5:37Speaker 5: Lamar was talking about because Andrew Schultz and the conversation
- 5:39Speaker 5: that he had was all over the news, and then
- 5:42Speaker 5: the Kendrick Lamar stuff happened.
- 5:44Speaker 1: So over the news. Gary Owen, don't be all over news,
- 5:47Speaker 1: but show Kendrick Andrew Kendrick.
- 5:50Speaker 5: At the same time, y'all know what I'm talking about. Like,
- 5:53Speaker 5: it was very clear at the time what was happening.
- 5:56Speaker 5: It wasn't a dig at you. It was like a
- 5:58Speaker 5: I thought we all saw the same thing.
- 5:59Speaker 7: I saw you said that was I think you a celebrity.
- 6:05Speaker 1: No, I just want content. I want you to I
- 6:11Speaker 1: don't take none of this personal. And if I'm doing
- 6:14Speaker 1: a ram. I'm like, yeah, they probably picked this up
- 6:16Speaker 1: and sure enough took that baby. No, I mean no,
- 6:20Speaker 1: I saw you in your car. Yeah, it helped out,
- 6:23Speaker 1: helped both of us out. Now, look then they're going
- 6:25Speaker 1: to clip this up and we're still riding that Kendrick train.
- 6:30Speaker 7: You were like, my first celebrity or not celebrity beef.
- 6:33Speaker 1: It's someone. All my beefs are fake. O my god,
- 6:36Speaker 1: the Michael Black's and moments, fake this this thing we're
- 6:39Speaker 1: about to do with Nate, it's fake before we.
- 6:41Speaker 2: Get to before we get to Nate. And I don't see.
- 6:45Speaker 3: I don't know what your problem is, Gary, or with
- 6:47Speaker 3: these with black women, black women. Just then to the
- 6:51Speaker 3: left of you, you and.
- 6:53Speaker 2: J Hilarious went back and forth because yes.
- 6:56Speaker 6: I ain't never saying nothing that name, but I never
- 7:02Speaker 6: and I don't know why this white man decided to
- 7:04Speaker 6: attack me.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Listen me.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Yeah, Jess Hilarious went to Detroit Mikev's Comedy Club, which
- 7:11Speaker 1: Mike EV's had nothing to do with it. I think
- 7:13Speaker 1: his name is on it, but I guess it just
- 7:15Speaker 1: wasn't run well. The weekend she was there, she goes
- 7:19Speaker 1: on the Brest Cup and she goes. You know, they
- 7:20Speaker 1: told me Damon Williams is gonna be on the show.
- 7:22Speaker 1: I get there's Damon Williams. I don't know, No, damn
- 7:24Speaker 1: Damon Williams. And I'm going Jess. Everybody knows Damon Williams
- 7:29Speaker 1: in the comedy world. I don't know why she took
- 7:32Speaker 1: that moment to dig on Damon, like, I don't know,
- 7:34Speaker 1: damn Damon Williams. Every comic knows Damon Williams. Out of Chicago.
- 7:39Speaker 4: I'm from Baltimore. I ain't from no damned Chicago.
- 7:41Speaker 1: No Dan Williams, Yeah I do.
- 7:43Speaker 4: Now I know who he is.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Now he's a good dude.
- 7:46Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, obviously.
- 7:48Speaker 6: But I met him one time backstage right, he was
- 7:52Speaker 6: on the same show.
- 7:53Speaker 4: I meet so many people on one shows, you know
- 7:55Speaker 4: what I mean. So I think it was the damn Yeah,
- 7:58Speaker 4: it was the damn.
- 7:59Speaker 1: He said, I don't know, Damna.
- 8:02Speaker 2: She was more taking her frustration out on the N Club.
- 8:05Speaker 6: It was just more so, and it was you weren't
- 8:07Speaker 6: the only one, it was. It was a lot of people.
- 8:09Speaker 6: I think he called an X to make videos to
- 8:11Speaker 6: say like, yo, come on it showedy ruined my credibility.
- 8:14Speaker 6: I'm valid I'm in these streets. I've been like a
- 8:17Speaker 6: pioneer and this ship. Can y'all please let her know
- 8:21Speaker 6: who I am? And it was it was you amongst
- 8:23Speaker 6: other you know o G comics that made the video
- 8:26Speaker 6: and said it. But I'm like, yo, I really did
- 8:29Speaker 6: not know who he was until uh videos were no
- 8:33Speaker 6: pictures were posted. A couple of pictures were posted from
- 8:35Speaker 6: one night at a club.
- 8:37Speaker 4: We were on d.
- 8:40Speaker 6: Yes and I did, I swear. I meet so many
- 8:43Speaker 6: people like I just did not remember. Oh that's Damon Williams. Okay,
- 8:48Speaker 6: cool even still only met him one time. Now, my bad,
- 8:52Speaker 6: But like I'm not gonna say sorry because I didn't
- 8:55Speaker 6: know who he was by name, and every comic does
- 8:59Speaker 6: not know Dami Williams.
- 9:01Speaker 4: Every comic does not know me. Every comic don't even
- 9:04Speaker 4: know your ass.
- 9:05Speaker 3: Shocking, I don't know everybody.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Now. Some people are just like, dub, we know what
- 9:12Speaker 2: that is.
- 9:12Speaker 4: You know what I mean. But it's like I I
- 9:14Speaker 4: did not know.
- 9:16Speaker 1: Yeah, well he ran with it and like I said,
- 9:17Speaker 1: it's all content. I didn't. I didn't say no, no, no,
- 9:22Speaker 1: I didn't I like.
- 9:23Speaker 2: Da So you just joked in me if you didn't
- 9:25Speaker 2: even he didn't even call it.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, I'm very listen, I'm very very strategic. You
- 9:32Speaker 1: don't see me calling them out their name. You don't
- 9:34Speaker 1: see me saying they should get fired. You don't see
- 9:37Speaker 1: me saying they're not good at their job. I don't ever.
- 9:41Speaker 1: I'm like, anybody check for Gary Olan, you know who
- 9:44Speaker 1: Damn Damon Williams is. And then I just keep it moving.
- 9:46Speaker 1: I'm like they're gonna respond. I literally go to my
- 9:49Speaker 1: phone and be like, oh yeah, Lauren did it. When
- 9:53Speaker 1: I go on, Jess is going to bring this up.
- 9:56Speaker 6: And you know what's crazy when you did that when
- 9:58Speaker 6: you posted the video, somebody was like, what telling me
- 10:00Speaker 6: from make a video talking about I probably don't know
- 10:05Speaker 6: no Damn Damn, but I was like, you know that's.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Gary Yeah, so boom yeah about it, gonna get the
- 10:14Speaker 1: smoke smoke unless respectful like beef person. Just like her, Lauren,
- 10:22Speaker 1: she's good at her job.
- 10:22Speaker 7: You didn't say that.
- 10:24Speaker 2: He did said hip hop?
- 10:26Speaker 7: Si, that was a dish. You just that I was
- 10:27Speaker 7: good at my job. You said I take my hip
- 10:29Speaker 7: hop very serious. Like that was like a your name exactly.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was that was on purpose.
- 10:34Speaker 7: If you think I'm good at my job.
- 10:35Speaker 1: You can say, now, are you good at your job?
- 10:37Speaker 7: Thank you?
- 10:37Speaker 1: I think you add something to the show, you know
- 10:39Speaker 1: what I mean. You're's good to have a little antagonist
- 10:42Speaker 1: every now and then.
- 10:43Speaker 7: But what does that do for you though? At where
- 10:44Speaker 7: you are?
- 10:45Speaker 5: Because like, wow, it's fun where you are?
- 10:50Speaker 1: Can we have fun in this?
- 10:51Speaker 7: No, I'm just saying where you are?
- 10:52Speaker 5: Meaning so when I when you said I didn't think
- 10:55Speaker 5: you were a celebrity, I was like, what, I've been
- 10:57Speaker 5: watching you. My household has been watching you for or
- 11:00Speaker 5: I do think you're a celebrity. I'm saying where you
- 11:02Speaker 5: are as if, like you, you're at a point where
- 11:05Speaker 5: like that type of trolling do you need to do that?
- 11:08Speaker 1: I don't think it was trolling. I like the breakfast club.
- 11:11Speaker 5: So I chime in, yeah, you're saying commentating, commentating that
- 11:15Speaker 5: same thing you're doing. Yeah, but I feel like my
- 11:18Speaker 5: comment like you're you're here saying those weren't your true feelings.
- 11:20Speaker 5: If I say something that's really how.
- 11:21Speaker 2: I feels fake.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm completely fake on the internet.
- 11:26Speaker 7: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
- 11:27Speaker 1: I mean, I did one of my specials is literally
- 11:29Speaker 1: called hashtag doing what I do because I go, I'm lying.
- 11:32Speaker 1: If I need a hashtag, I'm lying. I taking pictures
- 11:35Speaker 1: in front of the yachts. I wasn't on the yacht.
- 11:37Speaker 1: I was lying.
- 11:38Speaker 6: Oh so that's what bow Wow got all that face
- 11:41Speaker 6: shift from.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Yeah, probably did you. That's where I got it from.
- 11:46Speaker 1: I got from the best when he was on Private Planninggo,
- 11:49Speaker 1: that's a good idea.
- 11:52Speaker 6: Yeah, so you got your comedy special, Gary, he's got the.
- 11:55Speaker 2: One on Netflix.
- 11:56Speaker 1: No, No, you know that's a lie. You two.
- 11:59Speaker 7: You gotta do a video about Netflix yet?
- 12:04Speaker 6: But yo, so do you really does it really grind
- 12:08Speaker 6: your games what people call you?
- 12:10Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 12:10Speaker 2: I mean.
- 12:14Speaker 6: When people say Gary Owens not I don't think the public,
- 12:18Speaker 6: but I think when a promoter hires me and you
- 12:20Speaker 6: put on the flyer, I'm like, dude.
- 12:23Speaker 1: You won the wrong name on the flyer. The funny
- 12:26Speaker 1: it just happened last week, Uh Stavid. They did some
- 12:29Speaker 1: promo video about some city I'm coming to and it
- 12:31Speaker 1: was Gary Owens. I go, bro, and he's like, why
- 12:34Speaker 1: aren't you reposting it? I go, because you got the
- 12:35Speaker 1: name wrong. They don't do it to nobody else. You
- 12:37Speaker 1: don't see Bruce Bruce's earthquakes just hilarious.
- 12:44Speaker 3: Now, you know, on a serious note, you are funny.
- 12:50Speaker 3: You sell out shows all the time, You sell out
- 12:53Speaker 3: specials all the time. What did you do to an
- 12:56Speaker 3: executive at Netflix? Did you bang somebody's Why you did
- 12:58Speaker 3: you bang somebody's?
- 12:59Speaker 2: Man?
- 12:59Speaker 1: Like?
- 13:00Speaker 2: What did you do where they are not reaching out
- 13:02Speaker 2: to you?
- 13:02Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, ridiculous? Now, come on, I know,
- 13:04Speaker 1: I but you know what it's been. People think like
- 13:07Speaker 1: I got all this these special all these networks. Now
- 13:10Speaker 1: it was BT had a good relationship with them when
- 13:13Speaker 1: they were doing comedy and then Showtime. I had a
- 13:15Speaker 1: good relationship with them, so Showtime stopped doing comedy specials.
- 13:19Speaker 1: So it pretty much there's three buyers right now, Hulu,
- 13:22Speaker 1: Amazon and Netflix. Right So, I don't know, you asked me,
- 13:27Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 13:28Speaker 3: See comedians getting special that you feel like he's not
- 13:31Speaker 3: better than me.
- 13:32Speaker 1: I think we all think we're better than everybody else.
- 13:34Speaker 1: If we're being honest, We're like, but I would, I'm
- 13:36Speaker 1: not ever bitter towards another guy getting a Netflix special.
- 13:40Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that's fine because I'm doing fine, Like
- 13:43Speaker 1: I'm selling out everywhere in advance. You know what I mean.
- 13:46Speaker 1: So I'm the YouTube's I finally figured figured it out
- 13:51Speaker 1: with YouTube. I said, who was the highest paid people
- 13:53Speaker 1: on TV? It was judges and it was daytime talk
- 13:56Speaker 1: show hosts And I was like, why cause they're on
- 13:59Speaker 1: every day? Correct, that's why you knew Jerry Jerry Springer
- 14:02Speaker 1: was on once a week. He wouldn't have been. So
- 14:03Speaker 1: I go, I gotta post a clip every day. I
- 14:06Speaker 1: have to take over people's phones and I have to
- 14:08Speaker 1: post good clips. Once I figured that out, I go.
- 14:12Speaker 1: It just went. And this is all in the last
- 14:14Speaker 1: like three months. And it just went because even my
- 14:17Speaker 1: guy Adam who's he's like slash opener and he's also
- 14:22Speaker 1: my web guy. It was the best DM I ever
- 14:24Speaker 1: answered This guy DM me like two years ago and said, hey,
- 14:27Speaker 1: I'm just starting out doing stand up. You know, I've
- 14:29Speaker 1: been watching you forever. And I said, I looked at
- 14:32Speaker 1: this page. Who does your clips? He says, I do
- 14:33Speaker 1: it myself. I said, you can come down to a
- 14:35Speaker 1: guest spot. We said the West Palm Beach. Improv I go,
- 14:38Speaker 1: if you film me and let me see how the
- 14:39Speaker 1: clips look and me and it's been seamless ever since.
- 14:43Speaker 1: It took a while for me to bring him on
- 14:44Speaker 1: like full time. But now, but.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Do you just hire him for the clips?
- 14:47Speaker 1: Oh, he's very funny and he takes the craft serious.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Like even when he's not with me, he's on stage
- 14:51Speaker 1: every night he's open Mike and I'm like, dude, you're
- 14:54Speaker 1: want stage again. So he takes the craft serious and
- 14:57Speaker 1: I love the way he edits me and it's just
- 15:00Speaker 1: it's seamless. So I'll even call him be like that
- 15:02Speaker 1: that clip wasn't funny, take down or it's too short
- 15:06Speaker 1: or you know, but we work. We were good together.
- 15:08Speaker 1: But that's what that's what's happened over the last like
- 15:10Speaker 1: three months. We finally was like we made a decision.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Every day we got to post a clip.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that's work because I can tell the difference.
- 15:18Speaker 4: Yeah. So he's a comedian.
- 15:19Speaker 1: He's a comedian Adam Fink, and.
- 15:22Speaker 4: He is a videographer and he does.
- 15:24Speaker 1: He came from like doing rap videos. He was like
- 15:27Speaker 1: working with Big Sean and some other people, and so
- 15:31Speaker 1: working with me is great. He goes, dude, there's less weed. Yeah,
- 15:34Speaker 1: he goes, I'm getting paid on time, no offense. Yeah,
- 15:38Speaker 1: I got paid, but I have to ask you know
- 15:40Speaker 1: what I mean, don't get my money. The video's over,
- 15:43Speaker 1: the song's number two high.
- 15:47Speaker 3: And what happened with you in Nate Jackson? So you
- 15:48Speaker 3: and Ate Jackson you'll do well. You used to do
- 15:51Speaker 3: a podcast together. Yeah, and he alluded that you might
- 15:54Speaker 3: have stole some of his materials stuff and not.
- 15:56Speaker 1: Still nobody's me and Ate jack you've seen us not.
- 16:00Speaker 5: But it was like the concert.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Here's Nate's issue. He reads comments too much and takes
- 16:08Speaker 1: him the heart and so I'm sure in his brain.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Two people said, Gary wore jersey and I did. I
- 16:16Speaker 1: live in Houston. I got an Astros jersey. I put
- 16:18Speaker 1: it on one night. I thought nothing of it, and
- 16:21Speaker 1: my first head shot was in a jersey. So I
- 16:23Speaker 1: was like to say, I stole a jersey like. I
- 16:25Speaker 1: was looking at Nate like and then I know Nate
- 16:29Speaker 1: puts out a lot of clips. I didn't know he
- 16:32Speaker 1: does like a monthly thing because he puts out so much.
- 16:36Speaker 1: So I was sitting here going huh. I said, I
- 16:38Speaker 1: I'm gonna get all these cities. We're gonna clip it up.
- 16:41Speaker 1: And I said, at the first on the first of
- 16:43Speaker 1: the month, we'll do whatever city I was in, like
- 16:46Speaker 1: in Baltimore, we'll do that, and we'll do I'm gonna
- 16:48Speaker 1: call it off the dome. So Nick, I guess he's
- 16:51Speaker 1: a podcast. When he goes, hey, man, I had a beef.
- 16:54Speaker 1: He goes, you put on a jersey and then you
- 16:56Speaker 1: put on the best of and you call it off
- 16:59Speaker 1: the dome. I go and and then he was like, man,
- 17:02Speaker 1: you know, I do a compilation and I wear jersey
- 17:04Speaker 1: in every city. I said, Yo, see you gotta you
- 17:07Speaker 1: can't wear jerseys? Is that way right now? You know?
- 17:09Speaker 1: So I just think he read the comments and then
- 17:12Speaker 1: I don't know, we're good, like he said, we're good.
- 17:15Speaker 1: I just I think he shouldn't read the comments as
- 17:18Speaker 1: much because I read the comments. I don't takehimersonal.
- 17:20Speaker 3: This is what he said for people that don't know,
- 17:22Speaker 3: so we can have a clear understanding what he said
- 17:23Speaker 3: when he was in Rock with Gary.
- 17:25Speaker 8: I have no I have no malice, you know what
- 17:28Speaker 8: I'm saying. And so he's good but uh not. But
- 17:32Speaker 8: it's just and and so I have noticed that as
- 17:35Speaker 8: I'm up in the Pacific Northwest fighting for ways to
- 17:37Speaker 8: be an innovator and stay relevant from way to fuck
- 17:39Speaker 8: up there and off the grid. That sometimes people come
- 17:42Speaker 8: up and they're like, Oh, that's it, that's the sauce.
- 17:44Speaker 8: You can't I can't protect that, whether he comes close
- 17:47Speaker 8: to me and does it, or stayed away from me
- 17:49Speaker 8: and does it. If somebody sees an editing style or
- 17:53Speaker 8: a wave or I don't know, a dress or a
- 17:55Speaker 8: way somebody walks and talk and it's working, there's nothing
- 17:59Speaker 8: you can do. He from he from there, Well, he's
- 18:01Speaker 8: from Ohio.
- 18:03Speaker 2: He lived listening Envies wy.
- 18:10Speaker 3: No.
- 18:10Speaker 1: But I wore I wore an Excel jersey. Nate's not
- 18:14Speaker 1: wearing jersey. You're stupid with extra large. Nate's not wearing
- 18:21Speaker 1: an extra lar. If I would wore a triple X,
- 18:24Speaker 1: I stole it. That's mean it's not me? Is it me?
- 18:29Speaker 7: He's wearing triple Is that a joke?
- 18:31Speaker 1: Or I just want I want him to see it
- 18:34Speaker 1: and I want him to react.
- 18:39Speaker 2: Anymore? Now he says it's timing. Is it timing?
- 18:42Speaker 1: It really was like when I did his club last year,
- 18:45Speaker 1: I said, yo, he's because he's he's an impressive guy.
- 18:48Speaker 1: And if I took anything from Nate, it's work ethic
- 18:51Speaker 1: and you know, investing in yourself so the full time
- 18:56Speaker 1: camera guys that are on the road with you, I said,
- 18:57Speaker 1: I gotta start doing that. You know, I'm be the
- 19:00Speaker 1: first one to admit like I was probably. I saw
- 19:02Speaker 1: Bill Brown here and he was like, I take care
- 19:04Speaker 1: of my people and make sure they're paid well. And
- 19:06Speaker 1: I when I hear comments that, I go, yeah, I
- 19:08Speaker 1: don't want people work from me struggling, so I make
- 19:10Speaker 1: sure everybody's well compensated. When I saw Nate taking his
- 19:13Speaker 1: camera guys on the road, I go, I gotta do that.
- 19:15Speaker 1: And Nate's the one that told me you should have
- 19:18Speaker 1: the camera guys with you at all time. So if
- 19:20Speaker 1: I took anything from him, it's that. So the podcasting
- 19:23Speaker 1: away because he doesn't live in Tacoma. It's far and
- 19:27Speaker 1: I'm going up there once a month for like two
- 19:29Speaker 1: three days and we're busting out five six episodes, and
- 19:32Speaker 1: so it was just it was a lot. It was taxing,
- 19:35Speaker 1: and we weren't, you know, it just he got busy.
- 19:37Speaker 1: I got busy, and I was like, dude, this is
- 19:38Speaker 1: a lot, and we won't agree. I'm Houston.
- 19:41Speaker 6: Oh shit, you're Houston, and he's watched oh yeah, but
- 19:44Speaker 6: he's got his own studio, which is impressive.
- 19:46Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, this is It's like a mini
- 19:49Speaker 1: mini Tyler Perry going on over there. He's got his
- 19:52Speaker 1: own spot he can do and he runs his merch
- 19:54Speaker 1: out of there, and he's got like three people in
- 19:57Speaker 1: cubicles just cutting up his clips. So if I took
- 20:00Speaker 1: anything from Naden's that, but no, like I said, we're good.
- 20:03Speaker 1: I don't take nothing personal, you know what I mean.
- 20:05Speaker 1: I just think he got a couple of comments, and
- 20:07Speaker 1: then he was like, hey, wait a minute, I do
- 20:10Speaker 1: this cause like Charlomune's got a podcast, he wasn't the
- 20:14Speaker 1: first one to do a podcast. Somebody did a podcast,
- 20:16Speaker 1: saw there's money in it, saw that you could build stuff,
- 20:19Speaker 1: and you go with it. You know. Matt Rife, I
- 20:22Speaker 1: didn't know I had a TikTok. And then I remember
- 20:24Speaker 1: I was in Atlanta and the club owner there, Gary Abdul,
- 20:27Speaker 1: I saw Matt Rife and he was sold out, like
- 20:30Speaker 1: a month in advance. I go, Matt Riife sold out already.
- 20:34Speaker 1: He goes TikTok bro he would nuts. I called my
- 20:36Speaker 1: web people. I go, dude, do I got a TikTok?
- 20:38Speaker 1: They go, you got six hundred thousand followers. I didn't
- 20:41Speaker 1: know I had a TikTok. They had already had it,
- 20:43Speaker 1: and my clips was up there, and I was like,
- 20:45Speaker 1: oh I got one. Yeah, So now I make sure,
- 20:48Speaker 1: just like Instagram YouTube, I make sure I'm active in
- 20:52Speaker 1: my TikTok. But where'd I get that from? Matt Rife
- 20:54Speaker 1: took off?
- 20:55Speaker 2: You know that they monetized it. Did you get a
- 20:57Speaker 2: check from TikTok every month? Okay?
- 21:00Speaker 4: You know what? Because MV just put me on today.
- 21:02Speaker 6: I didn't realize that I had like that I could
- 21:05Speaker 6: monetize TikTok.
- 21:06Speaker 4: I never posted on somebody undred thousand views. I literally had.
- 21:10Speaker 6: Somebody running it. I never was on TikTok. I never
- 21:13Speaker 6: been on Twitter any of it. I just run Instagram. Right,
- 21:16Speaker 6: So when MV came in here a couple of weeks ago, like, yo,
- 21:18Speaker 6: are you monetizing? Like I didn't know you can make
- 21:20Speaker 6: I didn't know I could make money off Facebook for
- 21:22Speaker 6: the money, yeah right, but he told me that, And
- 21:25Speaker 6: so now I'm working.
- 21:26Speaker 4: On all my social media.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Right, I'm saying, your thief.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Obviously, you know what.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Damon Williams has a TikTok.
- 21:39Speaker 2: He actually should.
- 21:40Speaker 4: Have off that whole moment.
- 21:42Speaker 6: He should have had who is Damon Williams to it
- 21:45Speaker 6: so you could tell people who didn't know who he was.
- 21:47Speaker 1: I think he he one thing I will say he maximized.
- 21:52Speaker 1: I think that was we say, like how could just
- 21:55Speaker 1: do that? But that was like the best thing for
- 21:59Speaker 1: him at that time. Literally went everywhere.
- 22:03Speaker 2: You know, you're welcome.
- 22:05Speaker 1: It's like Angel Rees, the best thing she ever did
- 22:07Speaker 1: was do the ring thing to Caitlyn Clark. Of course
- 22:09Speaker 1: because she's the villain, you know, because wm A is
- 22:12Speaker 1: kind of boring.
- 22:13Speaker 2: Yeah, every time they sold.
- 22:15Speaker 1: When when Angels and Caitlyn play, you watch that thing.
- 22:19Speaker 4: They went from Angel Rees doing that, you know.
- 22:21Speaker 1: To the dill dos all over the court. Man, that's
- 22:24Speaker 1: when you know your your leag's boring. That's the headline,
- 22:28Speaker 1: not the score, because I guarantee you all those all
- 22:31Speaker 1: those games that don't got thrown the court no knows
- 22:33Speaker 1: the score.
- 22:34Speaker 3: I got in trouble for that the other day because
- 22:37Speaker 3: the court that was like w N b A, there
- 22:42Speaker 3: was a deal thrown on the court.
- 22:43Speaker 2: Show him what was the score? I don't know.
- 22:45Speaker 1: Nobody cares no.
- 22:49Speaker 6: Look, going back to what you said about your videographer, right,
- 22:51Speaker 6: like you say he's a comedian, right, what do you do?
- 22:54Speaker 4: Was he a comedian? But when you met him?
- 22:55Speaker 1: Yeah, he d M me and he was like, I'm
- 22:57Speaker 1: a comedian and he was already. I went to his
- 23:00Speaker 1: page and I saw his videos and I go, that's
- 23:03Speaker 1: pretty good. I go, can you record me? And he
- 23:05Speaker 1: was like yeah. So we tried it and it took
- 23:08Speaker 1: about seven eight months for me to bring him on
- 23:11Speaker 1: full time. I use him here and there. But he
- 23:14Speaker 1: got better too, like he now we're we're synergized. He
- 23:18Speaker 1: gets me, I get him. He's so I like how
- 23:21Speaker 1: he's like he's way younger than me. So he's like thirty,
- 23:24Speaker 1: so he he knows what the thirty year olds are
- 23:27Speaker 1: looking for. You Nah, that attention spanic gonna be there
- 23:29Speaker 1: for that. Yeah really it's great. Yeah for real? So
- 23:34Speaker 1: so what sorry my neglecting eye contact. I'm over here.
- 23:38Speaker 1: I'll leave you out. Yeah like this, Yeah, the energy
- 23:41Speaker 1: is great.
- 23:44Speaker 4: So what do you do right when he goes? Like
- 23:47Speaker 4: when he blows, he pops off.
- 23:49Speaker 1: Like good, we talked about us, dude, I would love
- 23:53Speaker 1: to have the the like Joe Coy opened up for
- 23:56Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler christ Leah opened up for Joe Coy that's
- 23:59Speaker 1: how deal. And he told me he goes dude. By
- 24:02Speaker 1: the time that happens, this is going to be a
- 24:04Speaker 1: well oiled machine. You're going to be good, you know,
- 24:07Speaker 1: because he's we I have a full time camera guy
- 24:10Speaker 1: that's not Adam. Adam edits it. So Adam doesn't have
- 24:13Speaker 1: to be with me every week, you know. But I
- 24:16Speaker 1: like him with me because when you're in the room,
- 24:19Speaker 1: you know when the energy's right.
- 24:20Speaker 4: Get it's a comedian.
- 24:22Speaker 1: That one that went nuts last month the paper Straws
- 24:24Speaker 1: won in Baltimore went with the guy. I was like
- 24:27Speaker 1: imitating four people at the same time, the security guards
- 24:30Speaker 1: and everything. It was like I forgot all about that.
- 24:32Speaker 1: That was back in February. That happened, Yeah, but he
- 24:36Speaker 1: captured it. If he wasn't there, we missed out on that.
- 24:39Speaker 1: So if you're talking about what I took from Nate,
- 24:41Speaker 1: keep the camera guys with me, because that wasn't crowd work.
- 24:45Speaker 1: That was I was getting interrupted. The guy was like
- 24:48Speaker 1: animate and we come to find out he doesn't drink
- 24:50Speaker 1: and they were trying to get buy drinks. That was
- 24:52Speaker 1: a discussion. He bought the VIP take, but he wasn't
- 24:55Speaker 1: buying anything. They're like, dude, you need to buy some drinks.
- 24:58Speaker 1: He's like, I don't drink. That was what the I
- 25:00Speaker 1: didn't know, but they were so animate. I just started going.
- 25:03Speaker 1: But that wasn't like crowd work. That just got interrupted
- 25:06Speaker 1: and rolled with it, you know what I mean?
- 25:08Speaker 3: He said, John Sena's interview really really change your perspective
- 25:12Speaker 3: on things.
- 25:13Speaker 2: So break that down. What how did it change your perspective?
- 25:17Speaker 1: It was funny because like the week before he came on,
- 25:21Speaker 1: Kelsey Plum were talking about the WA player. She like
- 25:23Speaker 1: snapped on somebody that was trying to get her autograph,
- 25:26Speaker 1: and she goes, how does that make you feel as
- 25:28Speaker 1: as a grown person, you know? Doing that? Then when
- 25:31Speaker 1: John Sena came on your show and he goes, if
- 25:34Speaker 1: I can sign something and you guy can make money
- 25:36Speaker 1: off of it, it's now sweat off my back because
- 25:38Speaker 1: I'm helping put food on somebody else's table, and I go, dang,
- 25:42Speaker 1: I was caught up and you're just going to sell
- 25:44Speaker 1: this now. I'm like, it ain't nothing, I'll sign it,
- 25:48Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I'm glad I saw
- 25:49Speaker 1: that because it really did change my perspective on things,
- 25:52Speaker 1: get so caught up and like we feel like we're
- 25:54Speaker 1: getting taken advantage of, or we want a piece of
- 25:57Speaker 1: everything that has our name on it. But if somebody
- 26:00Speaker 1: gonna blow up, but eight by ten glossy and I
- 26:03Speaker 1: can sign it and they can get one hundred bucks
- 26:06Speaker 1: for it, there's no sort of my back. But you
- 26:08Speaker 1: know what I mean, I'm glady. I'm glad. I saw that.
- 26:10Speaker 1: You know what I mean. That was dope.
- 26:12Speaker 3: That was good, And let's talk about this special. Yes,
- 26:15Speaker 3: Gary Owen, no ship on YouTube, No s on YouTube,
- 26:18Speaker 3: no s because black people put s on my name,
- 26:20Speaker 3: No s on your Gary Owen, no s, no s
- 26:23Speaker 3: on YouTube.
- 26:24Speaker 4: So it's only us that do it.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Yeah, you got Filipinos put a p on it in
- 26:29Speaker 1: the beginning, Perry Poens just Pilipinos put.
- 26:33Speaker 5: On targets like targets target.
- 26:39Speaker 7: It's just an older black person thing. I don't know
- 26:41Speaker 7: they put s is on everything.
- 26:42Speaker 4: Damn, that's true. I didn't know that we was the
- 26:43Speaker 4: only one who did that.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Black people love the letter S. You guys love it.
- 26:46Speaker 5: You're not coming to the cookout anymore, we can't because
- 26:49Speaker 5: the S. What do you mean are you disassociating yourself,
- 26:51Speaker 5: like because they're going to still call you Gary Owens.
- 26:53Speaker 1: Maybe I still come a cooker. Maybe we'll talk about it,
- 26:59Speaker 1: share your like. Gary was at the cookout yesterday and
- 27:01Speaker 1: I'm like, Lauren, you knew who I was. He didn't
- 27:03Speaker 1: even say hello at the cookout, said I'm not coming
- 27:07Speaker 1: to the horse. You were coming to my cookout? Where
- 27:12Speaker 1: Charlotte Mane? I miss him.
- 27:16Speaker 3: I want to ask to you know, So you had
- 27:18Speaker 3: a crazy divorce and it's finally over. You moved on
- 27:21Speaker 3: and everything is good. So you've been You spoke about
- 27:23Speaker 3: your relationship with your kids. Has that gotten any better
- 27:26Speaker 3: at all?
- 27:26Speaker 1: Son got right after I left here last time. Son
- 27:29Speaker 1: got ahold of me. So now we're good. He was
- 27:31Speaker 1: just in Vegas with me last two weeks ago.
- 27:33Speaker 2: How did y'all make the interview?
- 27:35Speaker 1: He didn't see the interview. He had an issue at
- 27:38Speaker 1: his job and he needed my help, needed my advice,
- 27:42Speaker 1: so he just called at a left field. It was
- 27:44Speaker 1: funny because out of my open we're in Philly and
- 27:47Speaker 1: he matched with this girl on tender and he goes, yo,
- 27:50Speaker 1: I got to fill in this girls trying to catfish me.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Can you go to the bar with me, just to
- 27:54Speaker 1: play wing man. All right. So we're walking to the
- 27:56Speaker 1: bar and my phone rings. That's my son. I looked up,
- 28:00Speaker 1: go my son's called me. And he looked and I go,
- 28:02Speaker 1: my son call me like three years So I picked up.
- 28:04Speaker 1: I said, good luck with your Tinder date, but I'm out.
- 28:10Speaker 1: So we talked for like three four hours at night
- 28:13Speaker 1: and then uh, yeah, we're as close as ever now.
- 28:16Speaker 1: It just took took time. Daughter is still still nothing,
- 28:20Speaker 1: but she's uh, she's gonna be a tough one the crack.
- 28:23Speaker 7: Have you attempted to reach out to your daughter since always?
- 28:26Speaker 1: Yeah? I always do, but you know, I don't have
- 28:29Speaker 1: I don't have any I don't have a way to
- 28:31Speaker 1: contact her. She's not on social media. She got a
- 28:34Speaker 1: new cell phone, so I have I have no way
- 28:36Speaker 1: other than an email.
- 28:37Speaker 7: She's told her brother not to give you her number.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Well it's it's a little different than that. I'll keep
- 28:45Speaker 1: that between them. I'll keep that between them. I don't
- 28:47Speaker 1: want everything. I'll be on the breakfast club.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's good. But what was that initial conversation
- 28:51Speaker 2: like it was like with my son? Was it natural?
- 28:54Speaker 2: Was it like, Hey, how's it going.
- 28:55Speaker 3: It was like, hey, Dad, we haven't spoken to speaker, Like,
- 28:57Speaker 3: how was that that conversation after three years?
- 28:59Speaker 2: Because he's still your son. Yeah, but you still got
- 29:02Speaker 2: a place for y'all.
- 29:03Speaker 1: Yeah. The first thing he said was, Dude, I know
- 29:05Speaker 1: we got a lot to work on. I know we'll
- 29:07Speaker 1: get to it, but I really need your help with
- 29:08Speaker 1: this problem right now. So I went into immediate like
- 29:11Speaker 1: dad mode, like all right, this is what we gotta do.
- 29:14Speaker 1: And then it just so happened. I was gonna be
- 29:18Speaker 1: in the Bay Area like two weeks later, and that's
- 29:21Speaker 1: where he lives. So the phone call happens two weeks later,
- 29:24Speaker 1: we got to reconnect and then uh, and then he
- 29:26Speaker 1: ended up flying back to Houston with me. I said,
- 29:29Speaker 1: you wanna you wanna fly back Monday when I fly back,
- 29:33Speaker 1: because yeah, because you got the twins. So we got
- 29:35Speaker 1: to meet the twins and then everything's good. Now he's
- 29:38Speaker 1: got it, you know, he's got his favorite already.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Be honest, when you first seen that number, did you
- 29:43Speaker 2: think it was a money call?
- 29:44Speaker 3: Like you know, like, because you know where your kids call,
- 29:46Speaker 3: it's either problem or they need some money.
- 29:49Speaker 1: Oh no, he has no problems for money. Okay, that's
- 29:53Speaker 1: not an issue with him. Let me tell you.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was like this, oh, you're making up
- 29:57Speaker 1: for that three years.
- 30:01Speaker 2: It wasn't a money call. It was I need some advice.
- 30:02Speaker 1: It was that. No, that wasn't a money call. There's
- 30:04Speaker 1: been money call sinced.
- 30:09Speaker 5: Did you have a moment where you, like, because the
- 30:11Speaker 5: last time you're hearing you talked about it, it was
- 30:13Speaker 5: it was a little bit emotional for you.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Ish.
- 30:16Speaker 5: Did you have a moment where you like, we're like, oh, okay,
- 30:18Speaker 5: like I finally got to the point where me and
- 30:19Speaker 5: my son are reconnecting.
- 30:20Speaker 7: You were able to take it.
- 30:21Speaker 1: In and like yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know, I
- 30:25Speaker 1: was like I was able to like be honest with
- 30:28Speaker 1: them about the divorce. It had nothing to do with you.
- 30:31Speaker 1: That's too me and your mom because I think he
- 30:33Speaker 1: I think and maybe my daughter feels that way too.
- 30:35Speaker 1: I think they probably think they had something to do
- 30:36Speaker 1: with it, And I was like, dude, it had nothing
- 30:39Speaker 1: to do with you. Nothing. So yeah, you got you
- 30:43Speaker 1: kind of replay the years lost in your brain. But
- 30:46Speaker 1: then where we're at now, well, you know we're good. Yeah.
- 30:50Speaker 1: I didn't miss a wedding. I didn't miss like him
- 30:53Speaker 1: having kids or anything like that. So I think that
- 30:55Speaker 1: would be that would be tough. Like if my daughter
- 30:57Speaker 1: ever when she does get married, My god, I hope
- 31:00Speaker 1: we're back in touch by them.
- 31:02Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
- 31:04Speaker 5: Yeah, all that, do you change how you do your
- 31:06Speaker 5: jokes now, because, like I mean, from this point on,
- 31:08Speaker 5: because your son's watching and you know all the things,
- 31:11Speaker 5: and you had jokes about the divorce and all that stuff.
- 31:14Speaker 7: Did y'all talk about that?
- 31:15Speaker 1: Na, He's got a dark sense of humor like I do.
- 31:18Speaker 1: So he was good with it twenty four Oh yeah, yeah,
- 31:22Speaker 1: he's an adult now. Yeah, so no, he's good. He'd
- 31:25Speaker 1: be cracking up. And then you know, it's funny because
- 31:27Speaker 1: now he's kind of hanging out at the comedy club
- 31:29Speaker 1: up there in the Bay Area because I when I
- 31:32Speaker 1: did the show, I brought him up there and everybody
- 31:34Speaker 1: knew him from back in the day we used to
- 31:36Speaker 1: come around. So now he's kind of hanging out there
- 31:38Speaker 1: a lot. So he's meeting a lot of the comedians.
- 31:40Speaker 1: So it's been good because I think I've been cool
- 31:42Speaker 1: with most comedians. I'm like Jess, you know, with Damon,
- 31:45Speaker 1: But he says, man, comedians really like you.
- 31:49Speaker 8: Dad.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Nobody says anything bad about you, so I hope not.
- 31:52Speaker 1: You know, I don't really cross people like that, so
- 31:54Speaker 1: it was good.
- 31:55Speaker 7: He's funny.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Is he trying to No, he's funny. He could do
- 31:58Speaker 1: it if he wanted to pursue. But I don't think
- 31:59Speaker 1: it's his passion. But he could do it. He's quick
- 32:01Speaker 1: on his feet.
- 32:02Speaker 2: This is how I knew you were white, Gary, not
- 32:03Speaker 2: because of your complexion.
- 32:07Speaker 3: You driving past the blank of America so crazy and
- 32:12Speaker 3: say hey, I want to close my account today.
- 32:15Speaker 2: You close the account and then say, oh, well, why
- 32:17Speaker 2: are the money?
- 32:18Speaker 3: But the count's closed, so they say, okay, you can
- 32:20Speaker 3: either take a cash his checked or cash. You take
- 32:24Speaker 3: the cash. Then you proceed to go to the gym
- 32:26Speaker 3: and say, you know what, I'm going to leave the
- 32:29Speaker 3: cash and I just took out the bake in my car.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Or I go work out for an hour plus and
- 32:34Speaker 3: I expect.
- 32:35Speaker 2: The cash to be there.
- 32:36Speaker 4: Better be here.
- 32:40Speaker 2: I forty minutes.
- 32:42Speaker 6: Oh wow, Yeah, relax in a sauna with money, your
- 32:45Speaker 6: car absolutely white.
- 32:47Speaker 3: Then you come back out your car's broken into the
- 32:50Speaker 3: money is gone, with a note that says that asshole, damn.
- 32:56Speaker 2: Now how why where how explain what is.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Just that that that white privilege was kicking in that day.
- 33:03Speaker 1: I thought, I'm on, I'm good, you know, I thought,
- 33:09Speaker 1: I wish he was there that day. I wish he
- 33:11Speaker 1: was here that day. Get him Tommy Kissel Christmas on these.
- 33:15Speaker 1: So I'm literally I don't bank a Bank of America,
- 33:20Speaker 1: but I have an account there and I've had money
- 33:22Speaker 1: there for years that I just I didn't paying attention to.
- 33:25Speaker 2: It's not money.
- 33:27Speaker 1: It's not an enormous amount. No, it's there, but it's
- 33:31Speaker 1: not an enormous amount. I'm not going to say. I
- 33:34Speaker 1: don't want to be judged.
- 33:35Speaker 7: It arranged it over ten thousand, but under fifty.
- 33:37Speaker 1: I'm not. It's over a thousand, and under thirty you
- 33:41Speaker 1: don't get to dictate. You don't get the dictators.
- 33:46Speaker 3: Would have an account with over one thousand dollars in
- 33:48Speaker 3: there and not know it's there.
- 33:50Speaker 1: I know it's there, I just haven't. I don't bank there,
- 33:53Speaker 1: So it's just kind of it's not rich like that.
- 33:57Speaker 1: I just I go in. It took like an hour.
- 34:00Speaker 1: I was getting fed up. I go, oh my god, dude,
- 34:02Speaker 1: I'm looking to delay, like I just want to leave
- 34:04Speaker 1: and then she was like, well, do you want to
- 34:07Speaker 1: cash yours check or do you want cash? I go
- 34:09Speaker 1: whatever faster because once you're there for an hour, you're
- 34:11Speaker 1: ready to go. She goes, we can do the cash
- 34:13Speaker 1: right now. All right, car, I put in the middle
- 34:17Speaker 1: consolet I go. Now, I'm just driving by Lifetime Fitness.
- 34:21Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop in the sauna, use a little sweat.
- 34:25Speaker 1: I knew people break into the lockers in lifetime, and
- 34:29Speaker 1: that is I thought about it. I go, huh, I
- 34:32Speaker 1: think it's safe in the car because I have the
- 34:34Speaker 1: alarm on the car. You know them aldis are like tanks.
- 34:37Speaker 1: And I was like this, I should be good. And
- 34:39Speaker 1: it's middle of the day. It's like one thirty.
- 34:42Speaker 2: Did you leave the crime?
- 34:43Speaker 4: Don't have no time?
- 34:45Speaker 7: Where did you put it?
- 34:46Speaker 1: Where was it in the middle?
- 34:49Speaker 2: So you didn't even put in the glove box and
- 34:51Speaker 2: lock it?
- 34:51Speaker 6: You just that's the first place I used to look
- 34:53Speaker 6: when I break in Nigga's cars. You don't do that nice, okay, okay,
- 35:00Speaker 6: so you can't perfect.
- 35:04Speaker 1: So I come out. I'm just I'm doing not only
- 35:07Speaker 1: am I getting robbed because the whitest thing I ever
- 35:11Speaker 1: did was leave the money in the car. I got
- 35:12Speaker 1: a smoothie, you know.
- 35:14Speaker 3: Wow.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I was listening to Chris Stapleton Wide Horse.
- 35:23Speaker 1: I come out. The security guard is on a golf
- 35:25Speaker 1: cart just sitting by my car, and I go, here
- 35:27Speaker 1: you go, Yeah, I gotcha, And I went, huh, look around.
- 35:31Speaker 1: I mean that passenger side back window is gone. And
- 35:35Speaker 1: they tried to get in all four windows, but they
- 35:38Speaker 1: finally got in. Well, the police department finally called me
- 35:42Speaker 1: right and they said, all right, here's what's crazy. He
- 35:46Speaker 1: clearly follows you out of the bank. It's called jogging
- 35:48Speaker 1: jogging in Houston, where they literally guys will sit her
- 35:51Speaker 1: outside of banks and they'll follow people. Jesus. Here's the thing.
- 35:55Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't go home because he would have
- 35:57Speaker 1: followed me home. And I'm because I was paying no
- 36:00Speaker 1: attention to nothing. So I'm glad I went to the
- 36:02Speaker 1: gym and uh so, they said, dude, you walked right
- 36:07Speaker 1: by his car. They got the cameras at Lifetime said
- 36:09Speaker 1: you got out. He parked about five cars away from you.
- 36:13Speaker 1: He goes, you stopped and threw something into garbage can,
- 36:16Speaker 1: and you literally stopped right in front of this white
- 36:19Speaker 1: Chevy blazer. I think he was in. Now I'm replaying
- 36:21Speaker 1: to Blair, why say Blazer? Why your blazer? And then
- 36:23Speaker 1: I was like this, I go, hey, I'm not saying
- 36:26Speaker 1: this is what I really want to know. What clue
- 36:27Speaker 1: was he? I do? I get a guess. The detective
- 36:35Speaker 1: was like black and he was he was. It was
- 36:41Speaker 1: a black guy. It was really black. Yeah, you robbed me,
- 36:47Speaker 1: you're really okay? Okay? What so? They he got the money,
- 36:54Speaker 1: he gets there and then here's the silver lining. Once
- 36:58Speaker 1: he broke into the car. I went back and had
- 37:02Speaker 1: to call my insurance company, and of course they cover
- 37:04Speaker 1: the damages. Well, they go re evaluate everything. They said,
- 37:06Speaker 1: you know, shout out to State Farm. You know, you
- 37:09Speaker 1: can consolidate the homeowners, the car and everything. They go
- 37:12Speaker 1: and you're gonna save two hundred four dollars a month.
- 37:14Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna tell you how much it was,
- 37:16Speaker 1: but in five years I'm ahead. Thank you for robbing
- 37:20Speaker 1: me because I just saved money. Oh my insurance two
- 37:23Speaker 1: hundred four dollars a month.
- 37:24Speaker 7: Boom.
- 37:26Speaker 1: You gotta look at God.
- 37:27Speaker 2: Look at God.
- 37:29Speaker 1: I'm telling you come come two thirty. Gary's ahead. Do
- 37:32Speaker 1: you think you dropped the wrong one today State Farm.
- 37:37Speaker 2: They did they catch the people they catch?
- 37:39Speaker 1: They no, they said there they said they do have
- 37:42Speaker 1: a guy that they got him for other juggings. So
- 37:46Speaker 1: now they're going to see if he ever rented a
- 37:47Speaker 1: white Chevvy Blazer, because now they do. They rent the
- 37:49Speaker 1: car and they take the front light. They said, this
- 37:52Speaker 1: guy's a pro because he took the front license plate off,
- 37:54Speaker 1: and the way he parked it, you couldn't get the
- 37:56Speaker 1: lights play from the camera. And he backed up. And
- 37:59Speaker 1: so here's the bad part. He tried to get into
- 38:01Speaker 1: the driver's side first and couldn't and he realized, oh,
- 38:04Speaker 1: I can't keep here, so he drove and parked in
- 38:07Speaker 1: another part of the Lifetime Fitness and then came back
- 38:11Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes later, and that's when he got in
- 38:12Speaker 1: the passager's side.
- 38:13Speaker 6: Right.
- 38:14Speaker 1: They said, the security guard on the golf cart that's
- 38:17Speaker 1: supposed to patrol, where was he at by the way,
- 38:20Speaker 1: And then they said he drove when he tried to
- 38:22Speaker 1: do it the first time, he drove right by your
- 38:24Speaker 1: car and sat there and looked at it for a
- 38:26Speaker 1: few minutes, and then he drove off again. I'm like,
- 38:29Speaker 1: where was this guy at? And let me tell you
- 38:32Speaker 1: something when you get robbed. This is what you don't do.
- 38:35Speaker 1: I called a couple of people, right the people you're like, hey,
- 38:38Speaker 1: I just got robbed. One you don't try to share
- 38:41Speaker 1: a story of somebody else get robbed. The security guard
- 38:44Speaker 1: tries to tell me about all the crimes. He stopped.
- 38:47Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't care about the dun you stopped before.
- 38:50Speaker 1: He was like this, He goes, I came just having
- 38:52Speaker 1: on my watch, but I took a lot of pride.
- 38:54Speaker 1: Another guy that came here, he tried to rob somebody.
- 38:56Speaker 1: We have some Keida, tried to play basketball. They didn't
- 38:58Speaker 1: want to leave. Finally they were robbing people locker room.
- 39:00Speaker 1: I had to kick him out. I go, dude, I
- 39:01Speaker 1: don't give a ship we were talking about right now.
- 39:04Speaker 2: All my money's gone.
- 39:05Speaker 1: Windows still broke. I'm waiting on tow truck, bro And
- 39:08Speaker 1: then he so I'm waiting on the tow truck. I'm
- 39:10Speaker 1: in my car. I got the a C on. I'm
- 39:12Speaker 1: just sitting there with the door open. He keeps driving by,
- 39:14Speaker 1: trying to talk to me. I finally said, dude, I
- 39:15Speaker 1: don't want to talk to you. I don't want to
- 39:17Speaker 1: be rude. I don't want to talk to you. It
- 39:19Speaker 1: was just like and the same thing. How's it going?
- 39:21Speaker 1: How do you think? How do you think it's going? Man?
- 39:24Speaker 1: And you know? So then I found out Nate Jackson
- 39:26Speaker 1: got robbed, so I just want to do what he
- 39:28Speaker 1: was doing.
- 39:32Speaker 6: I know, man, that boy, so you pull out the
- 39:37Speaker 6: goddamn banker was like, that's Gary Owens.
- 39:43Speaker 1: He got me. I was an easy mark bro. They're
- 39:46Speaker 1: like this, Oh that's what I kept thinking. Was it
- 39:48Speaker 1: an inside job with somebody in the bank, like tipping
- 39:51Speaker 1: somebody off? Because that's when I heard. Also, they said
- 39:53Speaker 1: be careful, it's now I'm replaying everybody in the bank.
- 39:56Speaker 1: I'm like, there was a there was a brother in
- 39:58Speaker 1: a suit at the ATM. The young book came in,
- 40:01Speaker 1: the young Mexican dude. He was kind of walking around aimlessly,
- 40:04Speaker 1: you know, like everybody.
- 40:06Speaker 4: Don't play with the Mexican dude.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Joe Black friends Mexican?
- 40:11Speaker 4: Is he Mexican? And black?
- 40:12Speaker 1: Oh? Where'd you meet him?
- 40:14Speaker 2: Yeah? That's funny as hell.
- 40:15Speaker 4: What do you mean in Baltimore?
- 40:17Speaker 7: I thought she met him.
- 40:18Speaker 1: At a specific occasion like Chipotle? What did you meet
- 40:22Speaker 1: him at?
- 40:22Speaker 4: Gary? I met him. His name is Chris actually, but no.
- 40:26Speaker 6: I met him at one of the downtown restaurants water
- 40:29Speaker 6: Ship in Baltimore.
- 40:31Speaker 2: He's aware, no crazy truck driver.
- 40:35Speaker 1: He's a truck driver. So he's gone a lot. Yeah,
- 40:39Speaker 1: that's good. I don't know. I didn't see what the
- 40:41Speaker 1: truck driver has. It good that he's gone a lot
- 40:43Speaker 1: because it makes the heart girl fonder, because truck drivers
- 40:47Speaker 1: ain't out there wild truck stops. You know what could
- 40:51Speaker 1: go wrong?
- 40:52Speaker 4: A lot lizards.
- 40:53Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying exactly. I don't think. I don't
- 40:56Speaker 1: think he's if he's with you, he's not going to
- 40:59Speaker 1: go back to lotzards. I'm sure he had one at
- 41:01Speaker 1: some point in his life.
- 41:02Speaker 4: Jesus, what's the next question? Anybody? Anybody?
- 41:05Speaker 1: I mean, at one point, it's already sold out, sold out.
- 41:09Speaker 1: We added Sunday, it sold out. You want to talk
- 41:12Speaker 1: about Atlanta next week? Sold out? We did add a show.
- 41:14Speaker 1: We did at a show Sunday in Atlanta, and then
- 41:17Speaker 1: in two weeks I got eleven shows in DC. They're
- 41:20Speaker 1: sold out.
- 41:21Speaker 2: I know that's right.
- 41:25Speaker 1: You better. Oh wait a minute, I'm in I'm in
- 41:30Speaker 1: Virginia Beach in October. About that October sold out. You
- 41:35Speaker 1: better tell.
- 41:38Speaker 7: That's right. No more divorced jokes because it came up
- 41:40Speaker 7: in court mediation.
- 41:41Speaker 1: I know that with the thing, it came up mediation. Yeah,
- 41:46Speaker 1: that was funny. Though I can't even lie. I never
- 41:49Speaker 1: even like the same thing. If I'm talking about Jeff,
- 41:51Speaker 1: we're talking about Lauren. It's all content. Even in the divorce.
- 41:55Speaker 1: I was like, even with the mediation, it was content,
- 41:58Speaker 1: like I was acting like I was serious. I was like,
- 42:01Speaker 1: that's kind of funny, you know what I mean, Go,
- 42:03Speaker 1: it's just and it's like.
- 42:04Speaker 4: I know, the lawyers don't even know when to take
- 42:06Speaker 4: you serious.
- 42:07Speaker 1: This is what I learned. This is the biggest thing
- 42:09Speaker 1: I learned. I helpe anybody's getting a divorce. Listen and
- 42:12Speaker 1: then you hear it all the time. Get to a
- 42:14Speaker 1: point where you're cordial with your ex and you, guys,
- 42:17Speaker 1: decide what you want to do that's fair to everybody.
- 42:20Speaker 1: Because this is when I knew these lawyers are playing
- 42:23Speaker 1: us this. We were held up for a couple of
- 42:26Speaker 1: weeks over life insurance. She wanted to take out like
- 42:30Speaker 1: like a I think it was like a five minut
- 42:31Speaker 1: dour live insurance policy on me, right you yeah, me?
- 42:34Speaker 1: In case I passed away. So she's good, right, Yeah,
- 42:37Speaker 1: but she's got to play the premium. I'm not paying it.
- 42:39Speaker 1: So my lawyer went back and forth to her lawyer.
- 42:42Speaker 1: Oh that's too much for life insurance. I said, I'm dead.
- 42:45Speaker 1: I don't care what it is she's paying for it.
- 42:47Speaker 1: I don't care what my policy is. They go, well,
- 42:49Speaker 1: I don't think the live insurance should be bigger than
- 42:52Speaker 1: the divorce settlement. I go, who cares. When I realized
- 42:56Speaker 1: I'm getting the bill, like, okay, why am I getting
- 42:59Speaker 1: charged every email over there? I said, it's done, give
- 43:02Speaker 1: it to her. I'm done. And then when I finally
- 43:05Speaker 1: we finally get to a point where you're like that,
- 43:06Speaker 1: I go, this is so pointless. There they will literally
- 43:09Speaker 1: find one thing to keep it going. And that kept
- 43:12Speaker 1: it going for a couple of weeks. The dang, if
- 43:14Speaker 1: I'm dead, how much does she get? I don't.
- 43:17Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 43:17Speaker 3: I'm w allthough you do is get a physical and just.
- 43:21Speaker 4: Getting your money taking more money to prolong it.
- 43:24Speaker 1: And I finally told her. I was like, I finally
- 43:25Speaker 1: got to a point where I called her. I said, look,
- 43:27Speaker 1: we just got to get this over with. Trust me.
- 43:29Speaker 1: On this. I said, yeah, I wasn't the best with fidelity,
- 43:33Speaker 1: but I never did you wrong financially, you know what
- 43:35Speaker 1: I mean?
- 43:36Speaker 4: So say she feeling like, all right, yeah, y'all called you.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Right. Every now and then it'll creep back up, like
- 43:50Speaker 1: I think the it's funny I on stage a little bit,
- 43:53Speaker 1: like when I had the twins. I randomly sorry to
- 43:56Speaker 1: airport and I said, hey, you know I I had twins,
- 43:59Speaker 1: because yeah, I go, well, do you want to see him?
- 44:01Speaker 1: She just know? I said, I know you do? So
- 44:03Speaker 1: I showed her the twins, right, so.
- 44:08Speaker 7: It's fun is not fun?
- 44:10Speaker 4: She thought it was fun. She knows him by now.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Anyways, she goes, there's this white arm and there's this
- 44:17Speaker 1: white leg in the side of the picture. She goes,
- 44:19Speaker 1: who's that? I go to nanny. She even nanny. Even nanny,
- 44:23Speaker 1: we have a nanny. I go, well, you met me
- 44:25Speaker 1: at the wrong time. You with me, now, you would
- 44:30Speaker 1: have a nanny.
- 44:31Speaker 7: He's a l I would have threw my drink at you.
- 44:36Speaker 3: Why it's funny, Lauren, when you.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Get divorced, you'll know it.
- 44:49Speaker 3: Gentlemen, not owen and check out his comedy special No
- 44:53Speaker 3: S on YouTube, and we appreciate you for joining us anytime.
- 44:55Speaker 1: This is awesome. I'm glad. I'm glad we're friends again.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Lauren L. Rossa from Delaware, Delaware State and BOM. Just
- 45:01Speaker 1: know if I ever say anything, I don't mean it.
- 45:04Speaker 1: I don't at all. You should anybody check it from
- 45:07Speaker 1: any about you.
- 45:09Speaker 2: You should have called it.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Laura L. Roses Roses from TMZS, Delaware states.
- 45:14Speaker 2: It's the breakfast club good boy, hold up every day
- 45:18Speaker 2: a week ago. Pick your ass up the breakfast clubs.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Y'all done,