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Do You Fart In Front of Your SO? | Wednesday 01.28.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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  Speaker 1: YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air, it.
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  Speaker 2: Is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 2: us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 2: Trenholm and Sharman. Still getting caught up from what we
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  Speaker 2: didn't get a chance to get to on yesterday's show,
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  Speaker 2: which includes Super Bowl sixty, is set New England Patriots
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  Speaker 2: against the Seattle Seahawks in a Super Bowl attend rematch.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously very different teams than the teams that competed in
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  Speaker 2: the previous Super Bowl. Tom Brady's not the quarterback of
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  Speaker 2: the Patriots, Marshaun Lynch is not the running back for
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  Speaker 2: the Seahawks, but I think it will still be an
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  Speaker 2: entertaining game. Also, Bill Belichick is not the head coach
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  Speaker 2: of the Patriots and Pete Carroll is not the head
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  Speaker 2: coach of the of the Seahawks. So things have changed,
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  Speaker 2: but it's still a repeat, so some things I have
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  Speaker 2: state the same. You're excited about the Matchupray.
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  Speaker 1: I think it'll be interesting. I mean, honestly, I think
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  Speaker 1: Seattle will probably whip their ass. But you know, I
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  Speaker 1: was both games ended up being good on Sunday. I
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  Speaker 1: watched I watched more football Sunday that I had in Ages.
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  Speaker 1: The the fact that Denver made it all the way
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  Speaker 1: with bow Knicks and they got that backup quarterback and
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  Speaker 1: I can't think of his name, but yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and he played remarkably well up until the end.
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  Speaker 2: And then.
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  Speaker 1: Ye say, you know, I was rooting for the Rams,
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  Speaker 1: just Matt Stafford. I'm part kid. I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it'd be cool if he goes out. Uh went out on.
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  Speaker 2: Top a little Dallas connection.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, Yeah, especially since Kershaw went out with a with
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  Speaker 1: a World World Series ring and they're best friends. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but other than that, I have no big rooting interest
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  Speaker 1: in any of them. But you know, Ginger Cuz he
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  Speaker 1: was dropping dimes in that game. I was for a
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  Speaker 1: guy that's really been very maligned for most of his
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  Speaker 1: career and rightfully so, Uh he played great.
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  Speaker 2: Are you talking about Sam Donald? Yes? All right, just
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  Speaker 2: for those follow football and like Ginger cuzes like, who
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  Speaker 2: is that? Yes, Sam Donald? Yeah, it turns out he's
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  Speaker 2: not that bad of a quarterback. He just needed to
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  Speaker 2: get away from the New York Jets, which, if we're
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  Speaker 2: being honest, if you're a quarterback and you're with the Jets.
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  Speaker 2: Things aren't looking good at least not since, not since
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  Speaker 2: back in the day with Broadway Joe.
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  Speaker 1: Well, remember last year he took Minnesota to I forgot
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  Speaker 1: it was the NFC Championship or whatever, and he he
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  Speaker 1: ended up I think through like four picks or something,
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  Speaker 1: but and they dumped him. But yeah, it seems like
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  Speaker 1: the better he's coached, the obviously better he plays.
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  Speaker 2: What a novel idea, Roger, what do you think about
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  Speaker 2: the matchup Super Bowl sixties, Seattle versus New England? I
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  Speaker 2: love it.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's going to be a great opening performance
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  Speaker 3: by Green Day. I think it's going to be a
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  Speaker 3: fascinating performance by Bad Bunny so and then you know,
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  Speaker 3: and then the game happens around.
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  Speaker 2: It, So I think you're there for the show. I
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  Speaker 2: love football.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a you know, like Tray was saying,
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  Speaker 3: like I don't have a dog in the fight. But yes,
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  Speaker 3: the games the other day were fantastic to watch, especially
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  Speaker 3: the Seahawks game, like that was just so back and
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  Speaker 3: forth and everybody won by like three or one something
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  Speaker 3: like that, Like it was just fun to watch. You know,
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  Speaker 3: we don't have a team like that.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, it's interesting because I started out the NFL
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  Speaker 2: season in New England, like, yeah, I was. I was
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  Speaker 2: on the island of Cape Cod and We're in a
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  Speaker 2: bar trying to watch the Cowboys game. And at the
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  Speaker 2: same time, you've got the Patriots playing and I think
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  Speaker 2: they I think they started out against the Dolphins. I
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  Speaker 2: can't remember exactly, but the Patriots on another TV. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at both games, right, and this is the
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  Speaker 2: Patriots did not look like a super Bowl team in
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  Speaker 2: Week one or two, whatever it was is we're watching
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  Speaker 2: that game. Clearly they got better throughout the year. So
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  Speaker 2: I was impressed by that because I really like I'm
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  Speaker 2: watching that game, I was like, well, Newland doesn't look
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  Speaker 2: too good this year. And then you see that they're
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  Speaker 2: actually going to another Super Bowl. It's like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: well they got better. Meanwhile, as a Cowboys fan watching it,
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  Speaker 2: it's like we're about the same, which is good bad,
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  Speaker 2: good bad, and at the end of the day, suck. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So if I have the ability to jinx the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 3: which I have clearly done over the last two years
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  Speaker 3: or so, and you can go to a bar in
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  Speaker 3: New England and the Patriots go to the super Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Can you start this year when training camp starts, Can
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  Speaker 3: you just come here just for a day and drinking
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  Speaker 3: a bar in Dallas and then you can go because
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  Speaker 3: I think if you want me, yeah, I think so,
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  Speaker 3: because you started. You started the season at a bar
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  Speaker 3: in New England trying to watch the Cowboys game and
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  Speaker 3: it couldn't happen. And then the Patriots go to the
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  Speaker 3: super Bowl. I was like, hey man, these guys look
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  Speaker 3: great and they ship the bed as they do.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I have anything to do with who
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  Speaker 2: goes to the super Bowl. If I did, I would
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  Speaker 2: run a muck like Biff and back to the future too.
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  Speaker 1: I think the more fascinating news coming out of the
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  Speaker 1: weekend NFL news is the fact that the Steelers hired
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  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy.
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  Speaker 2: I somehow just knew that was going to happen. I
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  Speaker 2: just I just felt it. I was just like, you
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  Speaker 2: know what, I think they're going to do it because
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  Speaker 2: when he was an NFL player, didn't he play for
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  Speaker 2: the Steelers or did he just grow up as a
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  Speaker 2: Steelers fan? But he's from the area. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But but it's gonna be fascinating because the Patriots, for example.
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  Speaker 1: Mike Vrabel was coach at Tennessee, very mid but that
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  Speaker 1: also is a very screwed up team as far as
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  Speaker 1: ownership goes go to Patriots that has a very steady
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  Speaker 1: ownership and seems to let the it doesn't meddle in
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  Speaker 1: football affairs. Seems like he's actually a pretty good coaching.
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  Speaker 1: He listen to those players, seems like they die for him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So now, I mean, this will be a great litmus
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  Speaker 1: test of how screwed up the Cowboys are. Is if
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  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy goes to Pittsburgh and has some success, it
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  Speaker 1: just shows you how dysfunctional the Cowboys are.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think he will? I'm gonna go with no.
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  Speaker 2: Right now. I don't think the Steelers have the same
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  Speaker 2: level of talent that I think the Cowboys roster had
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  Speaker 2: when he was here.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think Tomlin's gonna go?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he is.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's gonna I think he's done.
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  Speaker 3: So he's just gonna go into commentating or whatever. Probably commentary.
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  Speaker 2: I think he'd be great at it. I mean, Mike
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  Speaker 2: Tomlins one of those NFL coaches that I thought, man
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  Speaker 2: if it was ever a possibility to get him out
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  Speaker 2: of Pittsburgh and put a star on his head and
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  Speaker 2: stick him, you know, on the sidelines of Dallas. I'd
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  Speaker 2: have been really happy with that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to see him and Omar Epps
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  Speaker 4: in the same room.
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  Speaker 2: Never gonna happen.
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  Speaker 4: They're the same person.
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  Speaker 2: It's not gonna happen. The same way. You're never gonna
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  Speaker 2: see Pitt Bull and Kenny Chesney in the same room.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: Pittbull and Kenny Chesney in the same room. Not happening
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  Speaker 3: is for various different reasons.
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  Speaker 2: Although I would love to see Mike Tomlin's face if
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  Speaker 2: you told him like, man, I thought you were I
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  Speaker 2: thought you were I thought you were so good. In
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  Speaker 2: the program, he gets Omar Epps all the time. He
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  Speaker 2: says it.
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  Speaker 3: I think it would be hilarious if Pitt Bull and
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  Speaker 3: Kenny Chesney were in the same room and Ice deports.
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  Speaker 2: Kenny Chesney wrong god Man, ro Guy and pit bulls
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  Speaker 2: You have a new girlfriend, Lovely the Lovely Brandy. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 2: see if this applies to your new relationship. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: here we go. Just saw this pop across my social
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  Speaker 2: media feed. Chrissy Teagan, the model and actress, claims she
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  Speaker 2: has never not once farted in front of her husband,
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  Speaker 2: John Legend, during their twelve year marriage.
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  Speaker 3: I have seen her fall down the stairs of the
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  Speaker 3: laugh Actory, hammered out of her gourd, So maybe she
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  Speaker 3: farted on the way down.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the case, but one can hope. Noah,
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  Speaker 2: we've talked about this a fair amount here inside the treehouse,
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  Speaker 2: and you know whether or not it's okay to toot
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  Speaker 2: in front of your significant other. Some people are for it,
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  Speaker 2: some people are against it. I think most of us
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  Speaker 2: here are against it. But Trey, since you are in
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  Speaker 2: a new relationship and now we have, you know, celebrity
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  Speaker 2: proof here saying that, you know, Chrissy Tiguan and John Legend,
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  Speaker 2: by all appearances, need to be very happy couple, she
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  Speaker 2: says she's not once farted in front of him in
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  Speaker 2: twelve years. Have you and Brandy popped that brown turred
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  Speaker 2: it all? Nope? Good on you and don't plan on it.
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  Speaker 2: Have you had it like, have you had that discussion
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  Speaker 2: at all? Or is it just sort of an understanding?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it just we're both in agreement that
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  Speaker 1: you know, something should remain a mystery and not be
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  Speaker 1: discussed and not in front.
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  Speaker 2: Of each other. And yeah, so on what number date,
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  Speaker 2: do you have the fart talk.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that it was a on a date specifically,
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  Speaker 1: but as you spend more time together, that's inevitably, especially
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  Speaker 1: like over the last you know, during the ice storm,
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  Speaker 1: she stayed.
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  Speaker 2: With me, so.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there was no like sit down of oh,
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  Speaker 1: we have to talk, but kind of casually came up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you do your thing, I said, I don't,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we don't really need to discuss it, and.
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  Speaker 2: So it's squeaked out organically something like that. I have noticed, though,
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  Speaker 2: what whenever you've posted a photo or a video of
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  Speaker 2: her at your place on social media, she is often
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  Speaker 2: covered by blankets. And I know that this past weekend
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  Speaker 2: it might be because of the gargantuan ice storm, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm also wondering if there's another storm brewing underneath those blankets.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, don't stick your head down your track
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  Speaker 2: just in case. What is it? Rush?
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  Speaker 3: No, I was just gonna say, I wonder if John
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  Speaker 3: Legend farts in front of his boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: So I was going to ask that question about their marriage.
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  Speaker 2: Is this a two way street? Chrissy Teagan says she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't fight in front of him does he faright in
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  Speaker 2: front of her? And you took it to a whole
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  Speaker 2: new path.
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  Speaker 3: Well there again. They used to come to the laugh
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  Speaker 3: Factory all the time. Wonderful people. They're fantastic, they have
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  Speaker 3: I mean when you talk about going lights out, they
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  Speaker 3: go lights out like they're drinking, having a great time,
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  Speaker 3: laughing at everything.
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  Speaker 4: And one day I was going.
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  Speaker 3: Up the stairs and here comes you know, Chris taking
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  Speaker 3: to John Legend. You're like, okay, well I'll let them
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  Speaker 3: go first, And man, did she fall down the entire.
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  Speaker 4: Set of stairs.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I would imagine that falling down the stairs
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  Speaker 2: at the laugh Factory probably happens quite a bit, and
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  Speaker 2: you're probably with some rare company. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was at the bottom when she got up, laughing
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  Speaker 3: the whole time.
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  Speaker 4: But I did smell something fun.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Chrissy.
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  Speaker 3: No, my girlfriend and I have We didn't have really
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  Speaker 3: the talk, but it's just kind of understood, like, I'll
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  Speaker 3: use it. I'll use a different restroom when i'm if
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  Speaker 3: I have to do that business, I'll use a different restroom, uh,
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  Speaker 3: in her house, and then she can have hers.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a believer in the two toilet system of a happy,
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  Speaker 2: happy relationship. Yeah, and if it's not possible, then you
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  Speaker 2: need to know your options. And I'll shit in the
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  Speaker 2: yard with her dogs. Before I do that. Maybe I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna go outside. I need you to turn off all
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  Speaker 2: the lights and here walking. She's like, who's a good boy.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna hear some things out there. But I want
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  Speaker 2: you to know it's very important you stay inside the house.
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  Speaker 2: Come here, you're gonna hear some things.
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  Speaker 4: I had Indian food last night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's important that if you want this relationship to work,
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  Speaker 2: you need to stay inside the house and don't look
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  Speaker 2: out any windows. But that is an issue. That's one
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  Speaker 2: of the things I thought about. Like our last house
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  Speaker 2: in Dallas was you know, it was a perfect house
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  Speaker 2: for us. It was two bedroom, it was one bath,
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  Speaker 2: and it was really just a one bath, so there
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  Speaker 2: was just the one toilet. So I'm right there with you, Raj.
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  Speaker 2: I had to think, okay, in terms of what if
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  Speaker 2: what if we get some bad you know, Indian food
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  Speaker 2: or something, and we both need to occupy the bathroom
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  Speaker 2: at the same time because I'm not I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to have like her on the toilet, me and the tub.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of a thing like you can draw that curtain
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  Speaker 2: all you want, but you're not gonna look at each
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  Speaker 2: other the same afterwards. So I'm with you, Raj. My
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  Speaker 2: thought was, be be, be the gentleman. Make sure she'll
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  Speaker 2: re stays alive. She can take the bathroom. I'll go
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  Speaker 2: in the yard next to the dogs. I'll go the
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  Speaker 2: BUCkies in Ennis. If it's an emergency situation, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to have time to drive to a Bucky's. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to have to do something in the medium.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I would say, is like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: the BUCkies at Ennis.
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  Speaker 2: Do you need anything? Then I go shit in the
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  Speaker 2: proger and you're right. Both would take about the same
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  Speaker 2: amount of time. I did have a spot planned out
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  Speaker 2: though at that house in Dallas. It was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: she gets the bathroom. I wouldn't go in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the yard. That'd be gross. There was like this
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  Speaker 2: little area that was like behind the garage, next to
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: the fence. There's like just a walkway to get you know,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: behind it. So that would have been where that would
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: have been my emergency spot if if it had been needed,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: and in the time that we lived after we had
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: all that storm damage from the ice storm in twenty
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: twenty one, we were selling our house buying this house
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: in Saint Thomas all at the same time. Basically from
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: January twenty twenty one through May of twenty twenty one.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: So we lived in that fifth wheel in Frisco off
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: of Lake Louisville. Gorgeous fifth wheel. It's a lot of fun.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: We lived in that thing for like ten months, but
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: it only had the one bathroom, but the park we
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: stayed in had their own bathrooms, So that was my
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: emergency spot there or just you know, in the woods
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: behind the trailer, because and then it's just me and
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: a deer.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Do you you shot in the woods?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying if I needed to, I could have,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: And don't get all snooty on me and thinking like
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: there's something wrong with that. You're the one that started
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: this conversation saying you'd go in the yard if you
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: had to.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, And I don't care if it's the middle of
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: the yard. I don't have a specific spot.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like if you do it in the middle
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: of the yard, you're like, that's like psychopath status. You're
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: hoping someone steps in it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: No, if you do it in the middle of the
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: front yard. You're a psychopath. I was talking backyard, Dann Jesus,
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: have some modicum of dignity, my.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Bro Well, I know, I assumed you were talking about
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: the backyard, but you're talking about doing it in the
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: middle of the yard. I was saying, my emergency spot
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: would have been the backyard, but behind the garage somewhere,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: not right in the middle of the backyard.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she has just a wall of windows that face
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: the backyard. That's the only thing that.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why I said you would have needed to
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: have the talk with her. It's like, Okay, we had
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: some bad Indian food, and I'm going to go outside now,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: and I need you not to go outside, and I
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: need you not to look out any windows because you
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: would see some things that would change everything about this relationship. Oh.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: She has full on blinds, so she would have to look,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: she'd have to be curious to see what was going on,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: and I would just blame the dogs.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: You better hope your dogs are of a certain size,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: because I'll tell you right now, Trey's not gonna be
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: able to take a dump in the yard and blame
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: it on Daisy has three pounds huala, because there's no
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: way Brandy, his girlfriend's gonna believe that that came out
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: of Daisy.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Grace is big enough. Now it's where I
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: can I can blame a solid poop on her.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know your dog had to. Yeah, your dog
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: is of that size. Tray's is not. Yeah in front
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: from from what I've seen, neither is Trey's girlfriend's dog.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Like there's there's gonna be no blaming of the dog
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: on any no, and.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: He's busy doing other things.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Probably got excited from all the snicker doodles that daddy
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: was making.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: He and that opossum have a.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Have a special connection. Oh girl, your girlfriend's dog was
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: going to town on that opossum. And actually now I
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: know why they call it an opossum.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Actually, the the the worst thing about it is it's
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: really he's mentally he's doing the awesome, but in reality,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: he's humping one of my pillows.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about that on a future episode at
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: the Treehouse by the way on our Patreon because I
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: saw that video. I downloaded that video and we're gonna
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: analyze that video on the next Super Plus episode.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my girlfriend sent me the video.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Hashtag couples goals. Tonight, You're gonna be the possome. She's
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: just like Whaty's doing. During the lockdown, I was like, oh.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, I knew he was worried about Julius, but that
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: possum took a.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: A wienering. Yes, it is like a citizen watch.
• 23:52
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• 25:04
  Speaker 2: some news with you that will surprise no one. But first,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: a story we talked about yesterday inside the Treehouse was
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: out of Las Vegas, the report that yoga with lions
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: will be starting up next month. And in that discussion
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: we assumed that the lions would be in their enclosure
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: and then the people would just be doing the yoga
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: like next to them. But Raj, you said, you did
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: some digging and you found what.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Two separate things.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: There is a the lion habitat ranch is what I
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: think it's called. Yeah, you can do yoga and be
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: amongst the lions, but afterwards you can do your yoga.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: You're right next to their enclosure. And then afterwards, for
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: the thirty five dollars, you can go around and pet
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: all of the lions.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Through the fence or in the enclosure.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: In the enclosure.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That's just not gonna endwelve for anybody. No, I'm sorry, no,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: like unless unless, unless the lions are the ones doing yoga,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: and then when they're done, you go in and pet them.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Because they're stretched out and all like you know, vinyasid
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: and namastae and they're chill. Not even then would I
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: The portrait, not the portrait, but the picture that they
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: have for their flyer is a lady doing downward facing
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: dog and a lion doing the same thing right next
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: to her.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that, and they did. They did disclaim
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: that to say, this is a you know, a doctored
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: photo AI and all that kind of stuff. So you're
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: not going to be doing it this close to.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: A lion, but you can walk through afterwards, when you're
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: done with your vinyasa flow or whatever, you can now
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: go through and.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Gently pent all of the lines.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to start the day with yoga
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: flow and end it with blood flow. It's just not
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: how I unwind. You won't know, dan oh, I would
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: know for a brief moment that that would be the
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: last yoga I would ever do.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: He'd be like, no, must stay what is and that
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: was where it stops. How you won't lion versus human.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: It's like that whole idea of like how many people
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: can fight a gorilla.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, no, you don't want to do that.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Uh, there's no owl like, hey, that and that's where
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: it ends.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Like what was his last words? That?
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: That was it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: It was hard to hear him, you know through the
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: main very muffled.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Dance feet dangling out of his mouth.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: That's pretty bad. The last thing I taste is fur
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: in my mouth. It's like a lion has his mouth
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: around my throat tearing it out, and I get hair
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: in my mouth. Oh, this is just the worst day ever.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Take it away, Tray. I saw the face.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I hate to say it, I do it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Yep, there it is. There's the white.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: You would actually do yoga with lions. I would pet
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: the lions after, yes, because they like.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: They like to get to know their food. I see
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: it as sort of like a you do your yoga,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: so you get all nice and sweaty, so that way
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: you're like you're good and salty, so now you're seasoned
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: for them before they take their first bite.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: M it's called the Carol Baskins. Carol Baskins Robinson, you're
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: thirty one flavors.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: You are you're the thirty second.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: No, India has been building and building and building so
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: that lions don't come around that you guys like.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, let's do yoga with them. I don't ah, not
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: gonna happen for me. That's that's that's a no for me.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Dog Okay, I'm gonna start one in Vegas, uh and
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: in the next few months, and it's gonna be mongoose yoga.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I just want to see how many people want to
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: do yoga with a mongoose.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: You know what, you people here, you can't do that here.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: There is beach yoga you can do uh here in
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: the Island. We did it once on Saint John at
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Hawk's Nest Beach and there are mongoots, a lot of them.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Luckily they didn't swarm us during the yoga session, but
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: if they had, there's not a whole lot I could
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: have done about it. Because look, I've I've come eye
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: to eye with a mongoose once and I don't I
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: will not do that again.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: To me. There are two creatures on this planet that
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: absolutely do not give an f One is a mongoose
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: and the other is, of course, the honey badger.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, well, wolverines.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Following wolverines, I was gonna say the same thing.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Wolverine yoga sounds great because people are going to think
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: it's a Marvel experience.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, you're not doing yoga with
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman. I would name the Wolverine Hugh Jackman. So yes,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: you are sold out in seconds. Mostly men, let's go bub.
• 31:13
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• 31:17
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• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's the eight am class and Ryan Reynolds isn't
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: there's the instructor.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Yoga pool. I would have loved to have seen that.
• 31:53
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