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Kitten Lube: Microsoft Buys Minecraft & Shia LaBeouf Cabaret Meltdown · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdy all right welcome back another week multiple nerdgasm away away we go
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you're back welcome back Dave what do you mean you weren't here last week yeah
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oh you record one did you yep yep good stuff I knew you I knew you didn't
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listen to them I knew you wouldn't even notice if that came out yeah I know why
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the [ __ ] would I listen to this podcast it's terrible ratings were through the
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roof last week
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yeah oh so where were you do you want to not really play yourself no all right fine
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no fine if you must know I was
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working oh well that's no that's not interesting at all all right fine moving
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on right well unlike our listeners I have a job you're assuming our listeners are
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unemployed yeah yeah um all the listeners that I've bet actually have
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jobs really then why haven't they all sent me a dollar like I asked for three
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asked several times for us to send them us a dollar and I have no dollars in my
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bank no dollars Matt Matt can you start a virtual tip jar on our website because
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I think uh people just sending me a dollar direct is just not working out
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for them I can certainly put one up there I don't know if anyone's going to
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well they will if they want to listen to this podcast again because if you don't
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send me a dollar uh then you're not allowed to watch it anymore yeah
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literally if I don't have a dollar in my account by by the next episode I'm not
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doing this podcast anymore and of course we go by the honor System so I won't
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know but um but you'll know you'll know if you're listening to this podcast and
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you haven't paid so if they give into a Kickstarter but don't give you a dollar
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can they still listen or all right I'll allow that because I do want to talk to
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the dead ghost of Steve Jobs Dan I think I think everyone wants to talk to the
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dead ghost of St jobs I mean that's well you'd think so Dave you'd think so but
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we're we're not quite halfway to our goal so it means that people out there
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just don't give a [ __ ] about the ghost of Steve Jobs how much how much is our
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goal I got this $500 amazing $500 and
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how much do we have now uh60 that's not even halfway that is no near halfway no
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so pull your fingers out listeners all right pretty sure the people that have
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kicked in already are sleeping with one or more members of the podcast so who's
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sleeping with my mother I'll kill you if we don't uh get this uh kick started
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happening I'm out of the podcast I'm done so uh there you go all right so if
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you enjoyed last week's episode then continue to not give us
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money if you if you didn't then come on
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guys so if we don't get an influx of cash we're going to assume that people
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just don't want Dave on the podcast is that is that what we're going to that's
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pretty much where I'm headed dude so uh if we don't get cash by next week I'm uh
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I'm out for good and that's uh that's on you listeners that's on
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you well you heard it here first cuz where else would you where else would
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you hear it let's be honest unbelievable well I guess we uh we
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better start well speaking of stars throwing a tanty uh not not at all well
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shuff's in the news again chuff what's he done this time man well he he was in
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trouble for um yelling of cities at a burlesk show I believe uh it wasn't a
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burlesque show it was a Broadway production of Cabaret the musical oh
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sorry cab staring Alan Cummings my bad they'll teach me to read the
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headline you just read Cabaret and assumed it was
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exactly after Shai was kicked out of the Cabaret and after he got into a fight
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with a homeless man hold on I have go back
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what what what happened next he got to do a fight with the homeless man yeah
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but not after not until he'd been kicked out of the Cabaret whilst screaming
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don't you know who I am such a cliche and not only that once he was gone the
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stage manager made an announcement ladies and Gentlemen please take your
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seats for the second half shil buff has left the building in
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handcuffs excellent oh Jesus he is a real [ __ ] isn't
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he so well he's he's got a fan
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apparently well he's got four fans us and another fan who whoa I'm not a
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fan well someone is grael Nal I love it when Matt tries to pronounce foreign
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names do I Nal see I just skipped over it but Matt uh Matt really tries uh 10
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points uh she's been arrested after she was found skullking around the ACT is Studio City
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Property um he caught her eating watermelon in
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her driveway her driveway or his driveway his driveway his driveway his
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watermelon or did she bring it from home what was her crime when he asked
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her to leave she reportedly screamed I am going to blow up your house I am
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going to blow up the world you are Albert Einstein and we belong
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together okay there's so many things that are funny about that I mean if you
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were going to mistake shil buff for anyone anyone living or
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dead I think the last possible person
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would be Einstein yeah sheally also arrived once carrying a baby claiming
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she and La labuff were best friends in a previous life and that's so Random I
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thought you were going to say showed up carrying a baby and saying that it was
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his baby no no but no no no turned up with a baby with an unrelated story
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about being best friends in a past life Y and she said something like it's a
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baby come out shy we need to talk Matt I'm sure it would have sounded more like
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it's a baby y' it's a baby I'm going to leave the baby he said don't leave the
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baby I'm not famous
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anymore so yeah she's been um ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from him at
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all times if only we could all be so lucky I just love the restraining order though I mean
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you know what can I do if a mad men's after me just file the paperwork right
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and that'll stop them from no no it's not a force field it's paperwork will
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tell them they're not allowed to come near you yeah right what what if they're
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a psychopath which is actually why I'm
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here yeah if I crazy like a bad note if I thought there was a chance they
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wouldn't come at me I wouldn't need to be
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here uh so yeah sh sh
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Leff is an inexhaustible well of joy in
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my life he's he's just an idiot I hope he
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never changes the one thing I'm loving out of this whole story was the fact
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that he he's claiming he's not famous anymore but when he's getting thrown out
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of a show he's trying to claim that don't you know who I am I'm famous well I
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mean has that ever worked has anyone ever never been disruptive or rude at
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any place and said don't you know who I am and it's actually worked and I've go
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oh [ __ ] you're Harrison Ford I'm sorry
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yeah there's a great story that Bill Murray tells on the behind the scenes on
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the DVD of Lost in Translation his first day that he got to
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Tokyo to shoot the movie he didn't speak a word of Japanese and he said to one of
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the crew members can you teach me to say something in Japanese and he told him a
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phrase and he said it over and over again until he got it right and he said okay
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what does it mean and he said it means don't you know who I am and um he's like
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oh I'm never going to use that on one of the shooting days they were packing up
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after the shoot and some security guards came in and was saying stuff in Japanese
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that he couldn't understand so he turned around and said his one line that he
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knew how to say in Japanese and they looked at him and we're like sorry sorry and backed
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out awesome well I stand corrected obviously it does work yeah yeah well
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I'm going to I I think they did know who he was and then they threw him out
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anyway because he was being ridiculous now we've talked about our
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Kickstarter but there's another Kickstarter yeah a bit of a trend
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Happening Here with another 500k Kickstarter that's just taken everyone's
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money except this one's a little bit more high-profile um Neil Stevenson the
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Sci-Fi writer has kickstarted his own
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video game a motion cap sword fighting game called clang sounds [ __ ] but if you
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know Neil Stevenson's writing he's excellent and so it could have been
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awesome but just like all the other people that take hundreds of thousands
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of dollars from the public and promise to make a game and don't actually know
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how to make a game uh he didn't make a
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game so uh yeah that's uh it's 500
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Grand not like how did this go wrong how did this go wrong well what he he what he
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said is the the money from the
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kickstarter was to create a kind of beta like a a proof of concept
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um uh kind of alpha kind of thing of the game Prototype uh which they could use to
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find investors for the full game yep but uh nobody wanted it so there you go end
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of story so if he'd taken that 500k and say I don't know given it to charity it
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it probably would have done a lot more good well sure but that's not what the
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kickstarter was for well maybe it should have been well maybe they I mean it's it
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does look like they made the Prototype I mean this videos could they not just go
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sorry guys if we didn't get the full funding for the game here's the
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Prototype uh I guess yeah well there you go that that would be a solution of
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sorts I suppose would you play a game that's so [ __ ] that it has half a
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million dollars funneled into the development and still nobody wanted it
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like that's that's not really a great promo for it the game no one
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want it's true I don't know maybe they will put it online so how I mean do we
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even know how it worked probably not motion capture sword fighting so what
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was that game where you swung the sword around using the mouse Die By The Sword
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die by the sword that was a cool game they should just make that again that
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was a cool game I've actually uh I played that about four weeks ago can we
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do another Kickstarter where it's just we give people a game that's already out
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the sword yeah no no no By The Sword it's live by the SW the
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prequel I don't want to do any work I just want to send you want to prepackage
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up someone else's game and just re-release it he to be fair Dave he
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wouldn't be the first person to do that no give me 500 Grand I'll mail everybody
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who donates a copy of die by the sword on a bir DVD
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yeah of a printing press here Dave Auto
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autographed by everyone who scammed you yeah
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me oh [ __ ] I just can't believe all these kickstarters that just fail
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horrendously and yet we can't uh we can't get $500 to raise the ghost of Steve
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Jobs I know what do you want internet what do you want well we don't have Neil
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Stevens maybe I should just put Neil Stevenson's name on the Kickstart yeah
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no that be the best name to put on at the moment though
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you know what we could do is name all the celebrities that have been involved
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in Kickstarter in a paragraph that says the following people are not associated
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with it so then when people search Kickstarter Neil Stevenson maybe we'll
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show up I say yeah why don't we just hashtag shy abuff in everything we do
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yeah I do yeah I mean I my day-to-day stuff but
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yeah yeah we could try that be seriously people we're not
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asking for much just donate some money well last podcast ever you get good
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stuff you get like a you get like a t-shirt or hoodie and we'll we'll send
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them to you like it'll happen we promise plus you can submit a
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question so far only one backer gets to ask a question though because there's
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certain tiers where you get to submit a question well who's who's doing the sing
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is it Luke because if it's Luke no one's getting anything well Luke's actually
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you know I mean he's the one who has delivered a prize in the past and not
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only that he went and collected it again when we found out that that person had
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Che so he's actually got a better track record than just about any of
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us that's true that's definitely true well you say that but I still don't have
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my [ __ ] multiple nerdgazm mug do I I may have given them all away I may have
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to do another order yeah so you gave you gave away mugs to people not affiliated
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with the podcast and you didn't give I gave way to listeners right listeners
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whatever once you've given both of the listeners one where' the others go okay
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I do have to do another order all right well we can Kickstart that as well well
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don't do us any favors [Music]
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luk well one product I think we're all excited about is uh is the new
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Fleshlight Launchpad so now who who here has watched the video I watched it it's
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the best video for anything ever all right so for the listeners who
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haven't seen the video basically it's a flashlight but it has a giant sort of
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that you can place your iPad in you can place your iPad in so when you're
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jacking off with the flashlight you can look either at a FaceTime video of your
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lover or I'm assuming just some really filthy internet point you can shake a
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FaceTime video of your it's going to be really hard to
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keep your eyes on the screen but um yeah yeah oh I'll figure it out yeah I'm
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pretty sure there's a position you can get into where you can stare down
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directly at your [ __ ] I just want I wish I was in the
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boardroom when they came up with this concept Jeff hit me what do you got it's
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also got a wall mount I've noticed in the accessories so you can actually
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mount it on the wall so you can [ __ ] it okay what cuz just holding it was too
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difficult I keep dropping it yeah M on the wall there all these
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people going look watching porn and
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jerking off is just too difficult I need to literally be jerking off with
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the thing I'm watching and I don't want to have to touch anything while I'm
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doing it did you have you've seen the video the actual on the same website the
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flashlight video it's just the ad for the flashlight itself where I it's guys
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and you know hot chicks doing it and then but the guys doing it with the
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flashlight instead ah it's like yeah she's holding it down where the business
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would be happening anyway except he's entering the Fleshlight instead of yeah
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CU I me I assume they're porn stars anyway it's just a bit weird cuz I
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assume the premise is well you can't really be doing this but you can be
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pretending and doing the same thing this guy is like I assume that's the
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message yeah is this not a chilling indictment of the Western World though I
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mean it's we got to have sex with something Dave we're on the precipice that's
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that's it that's you know got to have sex with something you
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got to have sex with something the dinosaurs are extinct that that should
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be the tagline for the Fleshlight Fleshlight cuz you got to have sex with
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something yeah Gary Gary what do you got for a tagline we wiped out the dodo so that's
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out [ __ ] that to death and we have we have all [ __ ] the
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Galapagos turtles into Extinction we can't F we can't find a Sasquatch I mean
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cavemen [ __ ] the dinosaurs until they were gone exactly as far as I know
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that's that's what I know about what do you suggest we do
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[ __ ] oh Jesus ah you know humans and dinosaurs never coexisted then you know
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that they cohabitated no you fell as a blowing on my
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mind oh [ __ ] no no I know that I know that God put the dinosaur bones uh in
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the ground to uh test our faith yeah they did they did so um you guys going
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to buy one of these devices no thumbs thumbs down from that
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how about you Dan H just no no comment
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[ __ ] no no all right cool I might get one when this one breaks but don't need
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a replacement at the moment yeah yeah you're talking about your hand when
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this one breaks [ __ ] how vigorously do you go
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Luke ja off broke my
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hand well speaking of buying weird [ __ ] Microsoft bought
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Minecraft yeah look few years too late on that one this sort of took this sort
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of caught me out of the blue uh I get why Notch would sell
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Minecraft and Mojang for like $2 billion but
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um I'm just a little curious as to what Microsoft intends to do with it because
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Minecraft's been monetized on pretty much every platform now yeah and they're
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only going to get the proceeds of new sales so all I can assume is that
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they're going to put Mojang to work straight away in making Minecraft
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2 um what the [ __ ] that going to be I don't know who cares the people will buy
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it it says Minecraft on it I think they I think they're they're looking at
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merchandise and I think they're also bridging out and they're going to make a
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movie somehow they already did it it's called The Lego movie cuz Microsoft and
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movies have done so well in the past where's my [ __ ] Halo movie it's such
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an odd thing for them to do like they make [ __ ] Windows like they don't
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need money well if you've used Windows 8 you would know M they don't make Windows
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anymore it's just an odd move cuz like you said I mean everyone's bought
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Minecraft multiple times already like I can't see they're going to be you know
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the millions and millions and millions of dollars have come in and we'll
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probably sell although did they still sell a [ __ ] copies every day they probably do I
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think you're probably getting a lot of people buying more now just to upgrade
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to cuz a new consoles to come out so people are upgrading to PS4 and Xbox
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enough enough to Warrant a$2 and5 billion because they're upgrading it's
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$5 to upgrade they're not buying a new copy I think very strange I think he's
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just picked the perfect time to sell money's probably starting to slow down
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from the sale of it and he's just ring $25 billion doar well he says he doesn't
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want to do he doesn't want to do that anymore he's not interested in being a
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celebrity game developer kind of guy well if I had2 and a half billion
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dollars I would I'd quit my job as well yeah he's more interested in diving into
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a money bin he can do whatever he wants look I don't care about Notch's spurious
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reasons he's just a [ __ ] tool anyway
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like he's tool love I love the headline of this article Minecraft game maker
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Notch sells out yeah it's not selling out if it's for $2 billion doar I will
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literally do anything for $2 billion literally
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anything that goes to [ __ ] a dead child to murder person if you want if
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the worst thing he's done is sell his company for2 and a half billion dollars
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then I think he can sleep at night pretty comfortably like who cares on a better
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[ __ ] money yeah
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yeah you would too good a
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yeah Microsoft came to me and said we want to buy anything of mine for $2 and
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half million I'm like yeah all right I can create another son would you sell
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would you sell your future wife
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man it's $2 billion can I visit her no but think of all the wives you could buy
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with $2 billion I'll s mattch future wife for $2
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billion I could have a cloned well you could at least have her clowned
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I'm sorry honey you're off to live with Bill
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now that's a [Music]
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pit well you know more power to him whatever yeah he's not interested in
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being famous anymore and he just wants to go and he he doesn't want to be
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famous he wants to be rich well such a fine line he just wants to do what he
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wants to do I don't want to be the guy who owns the company I want to be the guy with $2
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billion he just wants to be able to do whatever he wants and he can now so good
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on him well I mean if I was Microsoft i' would be like well there's a lot of ways
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you can monetize this like you straight up start developing a sequel you give it
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some fancy graphics and you essentially just make the same game again but with
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better graphics and um you score millions and millions of dollars I don't
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know if they're going to ever recoup their investment though I don't actually
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think it' work with better graphics yeah I can't see that working because the
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thing is they're already getting negative feedback because Microsoft them
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I think it's yeah seems a bit silly and they they're closing down work on all
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the other stuff like Scrolls that they were doing aren't they they shut that
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down oh yeah Scrolls was a huge success oh no I know it wasn't but you
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know they were still working on it and now that's just been shut down I think
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they basically it's just m they might as well just call it Minecraft the company
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yeah well so the three people that actually develop Minecraft are no longer
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with the company now too so awesome oh did jens's leave as well
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yeah yeah they all leave yep well there you
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go oh congratulations to
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them yep that's success enjoy your two billion if you're listening kick into my
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[ __ ] Kickstarter yeah notch man [ __ ] you can afford
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it you get Matt's future wife as
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a what do they call it what's the little gift did you get Dar incentive she's a
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good-looking lady Notch you'd like her she likes
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games oh he doesn't though and
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sweds fat hairy sweds that's a thing isn't a
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Jenna speaking of Destiny okay oh there supposed to be a
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witty segue you know even at my worst my Segways weren't that bad man has anyone
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been playing it again well I haven't played it somebody else take the reins
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Luke did you finish it or um yes I did oh I think I finished it what you mean
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you think you finished it how do you finish an MMO it's not an MMO it is it's
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not it's an instance game like [ __ ] what's that game Matt used to
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like Gabriel Knight no the one with the the thing that was
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like Warcraft that wasn't at all and was like Diablo but that wasn't at all you
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mean Guild Wars Guild Wars yeah that's an MMO yeah not an
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MMO well it's it's it's an Mo the The Other M is questionable I guess yeah
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yeah I've never seen more than five people I don't know how massively it is
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certainly multiplayer well I'm up to uh I'm up to Venus cuz my internet
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connection decided it would not cut out every 5 Seconds um are you further than
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me yeah yeah it's um I'm on the moon I finished the main story yeah I'm
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enjoying it I'm actually really enjoying it um yeah me too yeah I really like it
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um it's no it's no Halo but um it's better than Halo I still don't get it
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it's not better than Halo it's definitely better than Halo it's more
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interesting have you played the um Crucible have you been playing that you
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mean multiplayer like the yeah Death Match you can't tell who's an enemy and
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who's on your team that's what I was about to ask I was about to ask how the
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[ __ ] do how the [ __ ] do you tell who's on the other team you can't well the
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ones that kill me are on the other team and the guys that run past me and don't
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kill me are on my team why why did they even include a multiplayer mode in it it's
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terrible see yeah so I've just taken a shooting everybody and then if if that
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doesn't if makes my team unhappy then I'm sorry but I can't [ __ ] tell yeah
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I find that the multiplayer and the single player what it is very very
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different the multiplayer is a lot more Fast
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Pace I had to swap weapons completely I went into multiplayer with the Scout
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rifle I had I was utterly useless I had to like buy an assault rifle yeah or
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what do they call them Auto rifle yeah yeah cuz I'm playing through the whole
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game with just a pistol and that is useless oh the
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revolvers yeah yeah I like them they're quite powerful in single player because
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I don't know the AI just dies yeah no I've got this Scout rifle at the moment
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that's um I've upgraded it's pretty [ __ ] awesome yeah see I like them but
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in yeah in the multiplayer it's no good or rather the versus PVP I like going to all the
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different planets but the load times are so bad they are pretty it's pretty slow
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isn't it oh they're awful oh it's so painful I have time for this I don't
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have time for this get you further than me yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know how
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that's possible because I haven't been on for three weeks what the
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hell well I mean I play it when I can I don't have a huge amount of time
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unfortunately I guess not you got the same amount of time as everyone else
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Matt I know I'm just some people don't get more time than other people all
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right fine but you're not that [ __ ] privileged no I know I know bung are
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generally pretty awful at telling stories but this is even worse than than
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Halo's non-existent story like this this is I don't even know what I'm doing I
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don't even know I'm fighting people why am I fighting people I find the world a
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lot more interesting visually like a [ __ ] ton more interesting visually than
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Halo but I still don't really have any idea what's going on and you're right it
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is it's very similar to Halo where I'm sure they're explaining things to me but
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it's just it just in one ear out the other is not interesting to me I
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actually like the story in Halo see I don't even know what the story is in
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Halo yeah but L and I like the story in Halo because we know all the backstory
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we've read all the books we know all the yeah okay you know that makes sense us
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but if if you play through Halo 2 and you haven't read any of the books you
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would have no [ __ ] idea what is going on all I remember about Halo 2 is that there's
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that thing in the water the grave mind yeah that I remember that thing I remember
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him and then at the end I was on a spaceship yeah yeah it it's very
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confusing but I mean I like the art the art in Destiny it's it's really nice
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when I got to Venus I was like oh this is pretty um I I do like the gun play I think it's
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the the mechanics are really good it's a solid shooter but it
28:05
it oh God it falls down terribly when it comes to the story I don't even know
28:10
what's going on what the hell bunge yeah and apparently there's not a
28:14
whole lot to do once you get to level 20 you just keep going back and playing
28:18
different things so you can get better armor yes what are you going to do with
28:21
the armor you you you wear it and then what to to go back and do the same
28:26
things again yep well I assume they're going to release more content but they
28:30
are but man it's been such a long time you think they would have had more so
28:34
long yeah you get level 20 the story's done and then you're just leveling up
28:38
your armor and it's the story should have been a lot more in depth and a lot
28:42
longer for what it is cuz what level are you now Dave being uh level 13 okay cuz
28:48
I'm level 10 and I'm on the moon is Venus next yeah Venus is next
28:53
okay you should be getting to Mars around level 16 1
28:58
right right how do you go from the Moon to Venus you you going on a spaceship
29:03
Dan oh right well that's uh yeah no get this again not only do you go from Earth
29:09
to the Moon then to Venus but you go all the way to the outer asteroid belt like
29:15
in the OR cloud and then back to Venus so in terms of like distance it doesn't
29:22
really make any sense yeah plus Jenna's going to cut that bit where I uh showed
29:26
my ignorance aren't you Jenna if you do Jenna I'm never doing this podcast again
29:33
[ __ ] let's really put her on the spot I don't think it has I think she's
29:38
cutting it right now thanks Jenna is that your answer for everything now it
29:43
is I don't actually listen back to the podcast but if I find out from someone
29:47
and they tell me that it was cut I will be fine if it's not cut you can contact
29:52
Dave on let him let him know that it was cut
29:58
cuz he won't be listening to the podcast yeah so someone's got to let him know
30:01
someone's going to have to call him and it's not us cuz we don't
30:05
care [ __ ] you guys so listeners head on over to the I summon Kickstarter out
30:10
donate some money and then give Dave a call on and let him know that you did all
30:16
right that's it I'm out I'm out I'm done done I'm [ __ ] done I got I got better
30:23
things to do now I got better things fine look
30:28
what Dan tell me about Sin City 2 yeah I
30:32
went to the premiere of Sin City 2 a Dame to kill for did everyone like Sin
30:38
City did everyone love it loveed it love it it I really liked it as well imagine
30:44
if Sin City went for twice as long and all the good bits were in the first half
30:50
why so I'm not even going to watch it now thanks it's exactly the same but
30:56
here's the thing it's enjoyable but it doesn't offer anything new it's
31:01
literally just like a bit more sinity and not quite as nuanced and the first
31:07
time I saw sinity like just the visuals of it blew me away and of course it
31:10
looks exactly the same but I've seen it so it's not exactly blow my mind all
31:14
over again yeah um One new story and then the rest of
31:20
them are just stories that continue on the characters from the previous film
31:25
including one that I didn't realize it did until I realized Iz that they have a
31:28
new actor playing the same character as someone played in the first
31:32
one and uh so see it
31:36
but yeah I don't know don't enjoy it or else no no no look it was enjoyable but
31:43
like I've already forgotten most of
31:46
it thumbs down really like um no it's
31:51
not thumbs down it was just um no no no
31:54
thumbs thumbs straight across I guess uh Luke if you've got a [ __ ] ton of
32:01
ironing to do maybe you want to pop this
32:04
on uh at the cinema of course yeah I mean look I I saw this at the cinema but
32:10
I didn't pay for the ticket so if I had had to pay for it maybe I would have
32:12
been disappointed also I Saw 3D because I had no choice um I'll say it's a
32:17
pretty Innovative use of 3D I mean it's you know was interesting
32:21
having that visual style but
32:24
dimensionalized um but just all in all bit nothing really I was meant to go see
32:31
it last week but then I had to fly to Adelaide for work so that stopped that
32:35
you don't have Cinemas in Adelaide nope well look I don't want to talk
32:40
anyone out of it like it's the same reviews we always get if you were going
32:43
to see it go [ __ ] see it like you might love it Luke I don't know like why do we even
32:50
talk I I found it less satisfying than the first film by quite a large margin
32:56
but I mean if you don't care you probably like it not as good as Guardians of the Galaxy
33:02
Dan there's not a lot of films that are as good as Guardians of the Galaxy Dave
33:07
okay have you been to see that yet Dave what do you think I think you probably
33:11
haven't yeah I think hon right I think you should yeah I'll uh I I'll see it
33:18
eventually all right I'll see it like I did Avengers at your house and I'll eat
33:21
a slice of pizza and then vomit for 4 hours yeah and and then never watch the
33:26
end of it yeah that's right still haven't seen the ending so Dave still doesn't know what
33:32
happens well speaking of the Avengers
33:36
um I mean not really but um Dan akroy has come out and said that he wants
33:41
Ghostbusters how is that a segue how is
33:44
that a seg wait for it wait for it Dan Arro has come out and said that he wants
33:49
Ghostbusters to have a Marvel like Universe where is that ACC crazy occur
33:55
together yeah but what what else occurs in the same universe as Ghostbusters
34:01
here here well that's that's the thing because he's he's made a statement here
34:05
and I'll read it I'll read it but I'll be honest it all involves the
34:08
Ghostbusters one way or another so Dan arroy says my whole thinking on
34:13
Ghostbusters now it's beyond just a sequel and a prequel and a movie and
34:19
another TV show it's a whole mythology from the beginning of their lives to the
34:24
end of their lives Ghostbusters as 9-year-olds Ghostbusters in high school
34:29
they weren't Ghostbusters as olds I'm taking on the model of Marvel
34:34
where you take all the elements that were in those movies and you put them
34:37
out there as different ideas I don't think that's quite what Marvel did but
34:41
I'll keep going um I think a third movie with females or a fourth movie with
34:45
females is definitely a possibility that said though I'd need to write
34:52
it he's a [ __ ] idiot now can I just say is Dan arroy like the one in like in
34:57
your friend group who's just a shi house dreamer that is all talk and never does
35:02
anything he must be cuz what does that even mean oh it's
35:07
gone beyond a film now no it hasn't you haven't made a film I know you made two
35:11
of them and everyone keeps asking you for another one and you won't do it and
35:14
all he does is talk about it it's gone beyond the third film now has it
35:18
actually technically hasn't quite gone up to there yet yeah and there was an
35:23
animated series yeah that's true but how they weren't Ghostbusters when they were
35:28
9 years older in high school no I still can't get over that
35:32
part well they did hunt ghosts at the beginning of the film sort of but they'd
35:36
never seen one before they were studying paranormal science whatever the [ __ ]
35:42
that is yeah they'd never seen one had they wasn't that the whole point the
35:46
librarian was the first one they'd actually seen yeah that was the first
35:49
one they saw and they were shocked and yet the scariest ghost in the entire
35:53
film as well yeah without a doubt yeah that scream woman reading yeah that
35:59
messed me up as a kid it was good stuff oh yeah that's a great movie yeah
36:04
it is a great mov you we don't need a third one I don't think I think it's
36:09
it's beyond that now mat it's beyond that you're right you're right it's
36:13
beyond the third film I we can't have a third one with majority of the cars not
36:18
doing it and one of them being dead
36:21
yeah two of them oh yeah one of them's dead two of them
36:28
two of them are dead y wow sigon wither died and
36:33
Avatar well that scared me what's
36:40
predestination that's where God decides if you go to Hell Or Not predestination
36:44
is a movie you should probably watch I'm not going to say too much
36:48
about it but if you want to watch a good movie and there are so few of them it seems watch
36:54
predestination technically it's an Australian film they shot it in
36:57
Australia it's made by Australian directors but everyone talks in American
37:01
accents and uh it's got Ethan Hawk in it but uh it's well worth a watch I think
37:07
all three of you might like it all right I'm speaking to our listeners of
37:13
course I won't say much I'll say it's what lopa wanted to be oh oh is it about
37:20
time travel it is but in a good way okay okay all right you're writing off
37:27
all time travel movies now no no no no I Looper was that bad I mean it was [ __ ]
37:33
it was [ __ ] and look
37:38
it's [ __ ] this new terminator's got me worried as well I don't know just
37:42
time travel they just keep they they're [ __ ] it up so bad every time they try
37:46
and do anything with time travel it's always got loopholes keep it simple yeah
37:51
look it's true it's true I mean and and this one kind of is about a paradox you
37:55
just kind of have to go with it but um yeah I I agree with you but you know if
38:00
you want to watch a great uh time travel movie just watch Back to the Future yeah I
38:06
agree I agree or primer yeah watch Prim watch primer Back
38:12
to the Future is my favorite time travel movie though definitely all three of
38:16
them I don't care everyone hates the third one my sister likes these movies
38:19
everyone hates the third one I don't care it's my favorite one is it I don't
38:24
know I've never seen them yes you have [ __ ] haven't I've seen the second one
38:30
you've seen them all I really
38:36
haven't which was the one where the shark comes out of the thing that's the
38:40
second one the 3D shark yeah I've seen that one I've seen that one all
38:45
right what's um what's space station 76 this is a little film I uh I watched on
38:51
the plane ride uh over today on my my
38:55
iPad um it's painted as bought it from iTunes did you yeah yeah bought it from
39:01
iTunes um I had to register for the Italian store but
39:06
um yeah yeah yeah yeah so I um it's got LIF Tyler in it so I thought well LIF
39:11
Tyler's you know personification of beauty so I'll uh sorry Rose but uh I
39:16
think I'll watch this and um it's uh
39:20
sort of painted as a a comedy um it's set in a 1970s sort of version of space
39:26
so it's got 1970s decor and whatnot same space yep yep and not A lot's changed
39:32
out there since the 70s no no
39:36
uh um it's uh it's not funny it's
39:41
horribly horribly sad wait this looks like a comedy is it not a comedy it's
39:46
not a comedy it is horrendously sad it's a very very [ __ ] sad film is it
39:51
Richard draf on the cover uh no it's a guy that looks like Richard drack Wilson
39:57
it's Alman from uh oh man he looks like Richard dfus in
40:03
that photo yeah yeah but um it's it's actually a really good film I really
40:07
enjoyed it um it's really really slow and uh the plot sort of meanders around
40:14
nothing at all are you kidding I'm looking I must be looking at the wrong
40:16
poster because this looks like a rolicking ride through space man that's
40:21
exactly when I downloaded it and I was I was shocked I was literally it says it's
40:26
a comedy as well it's it's not funny it's there's not a single funny scene in
40:30
the film H now I don't know if the director intended it to be funny and
40:36
just failed horrendously at it or it was meant to be this horrendously sad film
40:42
about human relationships and Dynamics I don't I don't know but that's what it is
40:47
it's really sad now I don't want to I don't want to say there's some kind of
40:51
conspiracy going on but have you are you on the IMDb page now everyone yeah I am
40:56
under people who also who like this also liked does it show a film called lost
41:00
time yeah okay now I've already pointed out that that gentleman on the cover
41:05
there looks like Richard drus can you please read to me the description that
41:08
it shows there for lost time after leaving a doctor visit with the worst news Valerie
41:14
drus what's going on there look at that see this looks like a terrifying side
41:21
fiction uh Lost Time movie yeah but it's got 3.1 out of 10 it must be a must be a
41:27
good film oh look at it this photo looks looks great click through and look at the
41:34
poster yeah oh it's got Luke gos it stars Luke Goss Dave [ __ ] is Luke Goss
41:40
Luke Goss from BRZ no oh wow the guy that vomited up come on stage
41:46
yeah you love him he was um we should do a Kickstarter to reunite
41:52
Bross we should even though we have nothing to do with them and all the
41:56
incentives are Sean based the money will go towards us trying to befriend them in
42:01
various hilarious ways well not after they hear the [ __ ] aspersions we've
42:05
been casting about them facts you mean facts we've been casting the facts we've
42:09
been Cas casting facts y so um it's uh it's a really really enjoyable film if
42:15
you like horrendously sad slow movies um about human relationships so I'm going
42:21
to give that a skip yeah no human relationships for Luke yeah
42:27
nope if you like men who look a bit like Richard draus check it out who
42:33
doesn't M you're looking a bit Richard dra these days I got the beard going
42:38
thanks man yeah how was in Jaws apparently he [ __ ] everyone on that
42:43
island when I think we've talked about this yeah yeah he's a manic depressive the
42:50
he's on that in the Steven fry documentary yeah a manic depressive sex
42:54
machine who isn't a manic depressive in this day age let's let's ask ourselves
42:58
that who is it good point I thought you going to say who is a sex machine
43:02
speaking of madic depressive sex machines everybody stepen fry knows is
43:07
but yeah he interviewed him in that documentary and it was actually quite
43:11
interesting uh so yeah it's called I think it was called The Secret Life of
43:15
the manic depressive I've seen it fry yeah it's good it's
43:19
interesting interesting Robbie Williams used to cry himself to sleep that's
43:23
funny because I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about Robbie
43:26
Williams yeah I know well who doesn't that's so ironic yeah I put after I've finished
43:33
thinking about him I put my um flashlight aside and uh and have a bit
43:39
of a sob I cry straight onto my flashlight because you do need
43:44
[Laughter]
43:47
lubricant I use the blood of kittens oh
43:52
God so um the great iPhone versus Android
43:58
Showdown iPhone 6 is out it's [ __ ] out and uh because I got the iPhone 5
44:04
when it first came out my contract is nearly up uh before that I had the
44:08
iPhone 4 and before that the iPhone 3 mhm so I've had every incarnation of the
44:13
iPhone since it's come out here I've always been a fan of Apple but now I
44:17
just don't know if there's necessarily any point staying with them right so my
44:23
question to you fellas some of you have had iPhones and switch to Androids some
44:27
of you have switched back and I can't decide so I want you to decide for me do
44:32
let me let me ask you one question F out the pros and cons and I will get
44:35
whatever the I don't need to give you any pros and cons I'll just give you one
44:38
simple thing do you like
44:42
apps here's what I use my iPhone for right I use it
44:48
for uh Twitter
44:52
Instagram text messaging Google and the IMD app that's what I use it for well
44:58
then you could use an Android can I ask one question go what's wrong with your current
45:04
phone uh it's not shiny in You Ah that's the same problem I've got with mine
45:10
yeah Don't Rain on My Parade Luke okay I'm sorry Dan you're going to hate an
45:17
Android I just know you and I know for a fact you're going to hate how fiddly and
45:21
[ __ ] weird it is and how many options there are everywhere and you're just
45:25
going to go for [ __ ] sake M you're going to hate it is it fiddly and
45:30
weird you're going to hate it you going to [ __ ] desp it it can be a bit I
45:35
kind I like some of those things about it I do like I saw the iPhone 6 and you
45:40
know as always I was kind of like ah I kind of want that and I've
45:46
it's it's been very difficult to not just order one because I'm not on a plan
45:50
or anything right now I just have my phone and I'm on a a month-to-month
45:54
um plan like I'm not a contract or anything so I could just get one um but
46:00
I don't really need one at all it's like as Luke said what is wrong with my phone
46:03
well apart from the fact that it's actually a camera with a phone in it and
46:06
it's enormous nothing that's kind of mine your phone is so big I know I
46:13
thought about getting a new phone as well but then I started thinking about
46:15
it my phone is still working and it works fine so I've gone why bother do
46:19
you currently even have a what what phone do you do you have right now um at
46:23
the moment I have uh LG h it's an Android phone isn't it it's an Android
46:29
phone yeah it's got a very good camera on it and it does everything I need it
46:33
to do my S4 Zoom that I use now is
46:37
actually slower than my Nexus 4 uh which
46:41
is on a shelf behind me um and both both
46:45
do everything that I need them to like I don't need another phone it's but like
46:51
you said it is the lure of the the new shiny thing is uh is great
46:57
[ __ ] so iPhone 6 is the winner then yeah you're going to hate it trust me if
47:02
you get an Android phone you're going to [ __ ] hate
47:04
it how big is the six the six is about the size of my Nexus mean I didn't want
47:10
I didn't want it to go up no the standard six isn't that big at all it's
47:13
the size of a normal Galaxy it's fine yeah but a Galaxy's [ __ ] big they're
47:18
so thin Dan like these were these are Big why have they phones were getting
47:21
smaller and smaller and there they like they fit better in your pocket than the
47:26
existing phones do how could it fit better it's wider and taller because
47:29
they're so much smaller they're tiny trust me they're so thin you won't even
47:33
know what's there no no it's not the thin that I'm worried about it can be as
47:36
thick as it wants to be but if it gets any wider it's literally not going to
47:40
fit in my pocket I all right Pockets how small are your pockets I'm a size 28
47:46
jeans they're that small I'm a size 32 and like mine mine fits like it's like
47:51
almost falls out it's just so it's not that big man just go to a store and put
47:56
it in your pocket and try not to look like you're stealing
48:00
it you know what you know what I nearly did that but I didn't want it to look
48:04
like I was trying to steal it I was just I didn't have the balls I haven't even
48:08
seen one in the flesh or steel rather and I still want one the I the brushed
48:13
aluminium well I had to go up both of them the other day and I was going to
48:16
get a six plus and even I was like oh
48:21
this is probably too big yeah it looks pretty big it's a two
48:27
hander oh from what I've seen on the internet
48:33
yeah on those in the flashlight ads yeah it's probably a bit too big work's going
48:38
to get me one so I'll let you know of course he getting phones from work I'll
48:42
play with yours for a bit but trust me D you're going to hate
48:46
a Galaxy man you're going to [ __ ] despise it yeah you might you might yeah
48:51
but every time get a Windows phone every time a new iPhone comes out all the
48:55
Galaxy owners going yeah I've had that already had that for
48:58
a year I'm just I'm just sick of the smugness quite frankly yeah but it's had
49:03
us for a year in a halfast Incarnation and the [ __ ] and it's got Android the
49:09
Android App Store the Google Play Store is full of [ __ ] ad wear ridden spy
49:15
wear filled [ __ ] crap every version of the app that works
49:20
on the iPhone looks so much better and then you get it on the Android and it's
49:23
a piece of [ __ ] like it is literally terrible here's the thing though like I
49:30
know everyone went app crazy when apps became a thing and so did I I just use
49:35
the Bas apps but I haven't downloaded a new app for so long and I can't think of
49:40
what I could possibly want that isn't currently an app do you know what I mean
49:45
like I use like three three apps maybe yeah I think they kind of um
49:51
figured out what all the apps could be and then made them yeah it certainly feels that way
49:57
like Instagram was the progression from hip static yeah and and all that and
50:01
then now that's done yeah we've we've got that app now yeah and then Vine
50:07
actually was uh progression from Instagram and then Instagram integrated
50:11
that functionality and and now we just have Instagram still again yeah yeah
50:15
look Dan it's it's it's all about the Elegance of the interface
50:20
and how easy it is to get around with an Android phone you're going to be like
50:23
tapping on the left button on the side of the screen going there's 50 options
50:26
here I just no I don't like this I'm out I'm it's going to be like you using
50:31
Windows it's going to be like literally like you using
50:34
Windows well I thought this was going to be more of a grudge MCH but it sounds
50:38
like uh iPhone 6 is a clear winner so uh looks like I'll be getting my hands on
50:42
one there you go you'll be happy I honestly I don't see a reason not to
50:47
like Android's fine and I can use it but it is different and in some ways a pain
50:52
in the ass and some of the apps are ugly so yeah
50:57
so for shitty UI and terrible apps is what you're up for when I got my Nexus 4
51:03
it was because iOS didn't have Notification Center or any of that cool
51:08
[ __ ] um that Android has or had at the time it still has it um but now the
51:14
iPhone has it as well so you know the reason that I switched to
51:19
Android got covered by the iPhone a couple of months after I switched
51:25
so H and now I'm I've still got Android but
51:32
that's only because I couldn't be bothered buying an iPhone outright and
51:35
I'm not haven't been back on a plan I liked the um S3 and S4 because the
51:40
screen was bigger and it was uh once I got used to all the [ __ ]
51:46
with it I was quite happy with it as as a phone plus it had an SD card slot
51:50
which I thought was really really good um what I quickly learned is that no
51:54
matter what SD card you buy it will inevitably corrupt itself at random um
51:59
and second of all that all the apps that you used to use on your iPhone that I
52:03
really liked uh are [ __ ] on the Android and at the end of the day it's like do
52:09
you want to fight with your phone or just have it work and I finally went
52:12
[ __ ] Apple all right I'm coming back I don't really know what an SD slot
52:16
would actually give me like what would I be putting on my phone music oh but it's
52:22
Spotify or you know just yeah no that doesn't help me really really you have
52:27
that much [ __ ] 3G you can just willy-nilly yeah I've never gone over I've only got
52:32
16 gig and I just filled it up with music and if I want i' change it dude I
52:37
couldn't F [ __ ] my phone if I couldn't F
52:41
Jesus if I had a 256 gig phone I wouldn't even be anywhere near the
52:46
amount of music that I have I know but how much of that do you listen to I
52:51
listen to all of it man I my favorite thing to do is go to my iTunes library
52:54
and just hit song random yeah just mix it up every now and
53:01
again it's easy I do it all the time
53:07
yeah all right I think we've exhausted this
53:12
topic all right well I've got um I got a little segment that we haven't done for
53:18
a while that I'd like to bring back if I may you may get going on go it's called
53:23
Matt horrifically horrible horror Omnibus cure the jingle m
53:27
or Jenna or Jenna yeah kill the jingle
53:32
Jenna
53:36
hor and that's the jingle we assume I'll have to remember to give it to us as you
53:40
can oh come on guys I preempted the
53:45
reaction bill has paid $2 billion to ensure you don't give it to her
53:51
anymore all right oh dear this game well it's not really a
53:57
game it's just a bit of fun is um called mically horrible horror homnibus I'm
54:02
going to give these gentlemen the name of a film and they need to come up with what
54:09
they think the plot of this film might be um they can ask me questions and they
54:15
can just kind of Riff on from there this
54:19
week's film is called kpo zoids kpoo
54:24
well okay I guess Luke you ask first yep does anyone have their breasts cut off I
54:31
don't think so I don't think so sorry are you asking us in the group
54:34
or it's like the same answer every week does anyone get their breast cut off uh
54:38
I'm not really sure yes my mom but it didn't stop the cancer from spreading can we move
54:44
[Laughter] on oh dear sorry Matt let's go on with
54:50
your fun game all
54:54
right oh it's funny is it F that wasn't a question Dan I'm out I'm not quite
54:59
sure how to answer that wasn't a question could you phrase that in the
55:03
form of a question just that's just to show for anybody who gets [ __ ]
55:08
offended by anything we say on this podcast No One Is
55:13
Safe not even Dan's dead
55:18
mother so just think about that
55:23
audience no can we finish the segment please yeah let's get let's do the same
55:28
okay it's called creepoid cre creepoid creepazoids yes what was it creepazoids
55:34
creepoid creep ooid yeah I'm making sure it's creepazoids but it's got an o in
55:39
there cuz creepazoids sounds like an a cre okay so I'm assuming that there's
55:43
multiple of these kids yeah yeah okay uh
55:48
okay is it it's a real bade horror film isn't there oh definitely Yes sounds B
55:53
grade sounds at least B grade I'd say C or D okay Dan so are you thinking mad
55:58
scientist or failed experiment or uh I'm thinking roaming the streets at night
56:04
looking for girls but the zoids what's focus on the game
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Luke like like Droid you know creepo
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crepo zooid does that sound robotic kind
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of robot robot zombies could that be a
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thing uh creepo Zoid Zoid it could be
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alien or robotic yes or it could be a mutation it's just very hard to work
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these things out okay Matt does it um is it is it set in a small country town
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it's not oh it's not okay all right Dan
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you're up is it in a big city
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no okay is it set the suburbs is it set
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out in space yes hey o so perhaps we
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were right with the creepazoids being Al aliens
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no no all right okay it's a far flung research station where a mad scientist
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is try to perfect super soldiers oh pretty close CL course I'm pretty close
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sounds good I would watch that yeah and uh basically he tries to create a
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perfect super soldier and they end up turning on him and the crew of this
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space station and or spaceship very very very close to I mean
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I don't know that you'll get much more specific well may I they're creeps right
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right so like I mean what would you call a creep that's like a like a lecherous
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douchebag you know like so you know like you don't call someone a creep unless
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they're being creepy right yes so I'm I'm thinking that these mutant alien
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zombie robots are also a little bit
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rapy no I frat girls in this I guess is
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what I'm asking space frat girls Space Marine Space Marine FR girls it it
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definitely has that Vibe the um the uh
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you know getting it on what oh sorry got
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the uh again getting it on uh just before they die kind of vibe uhuh yeah
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yeah I'm hoping to get it on just before I die yeah well in uh in in this film
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there's a shower scene um that I think is very shortly interrupted by
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somebody's death right right okay so I'm imagining uh things sex scene right not
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just a shower scene correct no no no there's a shower and then somebody dies
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the shower in the background okay okay so somebody comes out of the shower and
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goes well I feel refreshed hey that was great someone's died things quickly
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spiral out of control they do uh multiple people are killed inevitably
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one person in the group um ends up like the hick likee character from Aliens and
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um essentially saves the day but it comes at great cost to the crew of the of the
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station all right shall I reveal the um the plot please please please please uh
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I recommend everybody watch the um watch the trailer for this by the way I'm
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going to put it in the show notes here because the trailer is
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excellent um cids even if you kill them they're still deadly oh a group of
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survivors try to avoid the battles of World War
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I um the year is 1998 6 years after the
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new Wars reduce the world to Rubble oh new Jesus Christ yeah in an abandoned
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Government research facility where they were working on making the body capable
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of creating its own amino acids thus obviating the need for food
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obviating is that right that's what it says and is that correct the only reason
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we eat is because we can't create amino acids yeah literally that is the reason
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if I could I'd just stop eating yeah I'd spend so much time creating the
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amino acids I wouldn't even have time to eat I know I'm just busy
1:00:00
creating I can't talk to you now I'm creating amino acids come back to me at lunch
1:00:06
time the cast are then attacked by one of the leftover experiments and begin
1:00:10
experiencing an attrition problem who are the cast Matt I'm uh I'm willing to
1:00:14
bet no one we've heard of ah may be incorrect it stars linear
1:00:20
Quigley uhhuh and sometimes these films end up starring Lance Henrickson I just
1:00:25
still can't work no no no I think she's the only famous or famous person in she
1:00:30
is most well known uh as the The Goth chick in Return of the Living Dead who
1:00:35
gets naked oh you H I'm sure you know who I mean she's got the red spiky hair in Return
1:00:41
of the Living Dead not Night of the Living Dead living the Dan oanon film
1:00:45
yeah I was about to say not even linked to Night of the Living Dead in anyway uh
1:00:51
it it is only in that he linked it by saying he makes they make a reference to
1:00:56
the the events of the first film in in
1:01:02
return um and that's supposed to it's supposed to be a sequel but they weren't
1:01:05
allowed it's not an actual sequel but anyway she's famous for that she was in
1:01:09
Silent Night deadly night and she was in Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and a lot of
1:01:14
other films that you would never have heard of so and and how did she go she good uh
1:01:20
apparently she's excellent she's she's one of the the only reasons to watch this film
1:01:27
so um that's that's what that's what the reviews all say um the director had this
1:01:32
to say about the film creepazoids was shot in 15 days in a warehouse in Los
1:01:36
Angeles I think the budget was something like 150,000 it was a difficult shoot
1:01:40
because of all the effects and monster sequences lots of slime and very
1:01:44
ambitious L quickly stting it and we had a great time working together it was my
1:01:48
first feature shot on 35 mil it was theatrically released and a hit on video
1:01:52
a hit was that in quotes it a hit on video well that whole that whole s well
1:01:58
paragraph Was he uses the movie to hit on women I you know I made I made movies
1:02:02
you know no it means he hit women and and that's why he was in debt and that's
1:02:07
why he needed to finance but I definitely think you
1:02:11
should watch the trailer it's got one of my favorite tripping over while running
1:02:15
shots you the trailer basically reveals the whole film I assume I haven't even
1:02:18
watched the film but I know what happens in it like it's my favorite tripping
1:02:21
over while running away it's got uh an alien that looks like the alien from Alien
1:02:27
uh it's got uh it's got an alien that looks like the alien from Alien from
1:02:31
Alien I know the fact that I even understand that sentence is is just
1:02:35
amazing to me knew what he meant that was actually quite
1:02:41
descriptive I'm surprised because I'm like no one else should understand that
1:02:46
sentence like no one has any business understanding that sentence watch the
1:02:50
trailer and you'll go oh yeah he's right that is the alien well it has an alien
1:02:52
that looks like an alien from Alien so mhm gidy up I'm not going to call it a
1:02:57
xenomorph because that's not what they are that's just a that's just a word a
1:03:00
xenomorph that's that's just Latin that doesn't that's not what they
1:03:06
called but uh and it's also got a mutant baby and it's got a uh a a person who
1:03:12
looks like a deadite from uh Evil Dead Like There's No as far as I can tell
1:03:17
from the trailer there's not a lot of consistency between the various
1:03:21
creepazoids they're all just results of these experiments and they went for
1:03:25
whatever what what's a cool idea for a monster yep put that in there you know
1:03:29
what's the other result of an experiment this [ __ ] podcast that's true and I
1:03:33
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1:03:38
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ladies and gent we have to do a Kickstarter to get Dave back it's it's
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I'm not sure it's it although we might lose so much M for him not being on
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theast that it's in our best interest to get him back true you never know you
1:04:05
want to take the risk Dan you want to take that risk all right well listeners tune in
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next week to find out if you've if you've killed the
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[Music] look we we try not to get political on this podcast obviously that's for what
1:04:33
we do over at multiple politics gasm
1:04:36
right um but I saw this clip recently of
1:04:41
actor Jeremy ions giving his opinion on samesex marriage and I laughed so much
1:04:47
that I just had to share it all right here we go it's a very interesting one
1:04:54
that and and I don't really have a strong feeling but I worry I mean
1:04:59
taxwise is an interesting one because could a father not marry his son I'm
1:05:05
sure that incest law would still cover same-sex marriages really why it's not
1:05:10
incest between men if I wanted to pass on my estate without death duties I
1:05:15
could marry my son and pass on my estate to him I mean
1:05:21
I think the lawyers are going to have a field day with same-sex marriage
1:05:26
I don't have a strong feeling either way I mean I just wish everybody who who's
1:05:31
living with one other person the best of luck in the world spoken like a happily
1:05:35
married man yeah and also a man who has a dog that he loves you know I mean
1:05:40
living with another animal whether it be a husband or a dog um is
1:05:46
great who so there you go that's Jeremy Irons I love Jeremy
1:05:52
Irons he's he's even more amazing now y that's uh that's his
1:05:58
opinion wow take it or leave it men could marry their sons couldn't they um
1:06:04
no yes they could cuz it's against the law incest to it's
1:06:09
men what does that mean oh [ __ ] hell that's pathetic that's excellent and I
1:06:15
love my dog and that's all I'm going to say about that it's his thing can't call
1:06:20
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