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DLHS Hour 1 | Trump and his inept cabinet · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: So let me get it straight. The man who cabinet
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  Speaker 1: consists of incompetent, corrupt rules like Christinan and dam Bondie
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  Speaker 1: and Pete Hessmith and RFK and Howard Lucking at all
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  Speaker 1: these people, everybody from being corrupted, being complicit, or to
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  Speaker 1: being on Epstein Island. The man who put the cabinet
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  Speaker 1: together that we now see, which is a symbol of
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  Speaker 1: inaptitude and corruption. That man who's now considering picking a dude,
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  Speaker 1: Mark Wayne Mullen, who literally sounds like I could beat
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  Speaker 1: him in speldy. That dude, that dude who put this
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  Speaker 1: cabinet together, now insist on being involved in picking the
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  Speaker 1: leader of another country. This dude to put this cabinet together.
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  Speaker 1: The dude who put this cabinet together, this cabinet, should
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  Speaker 1: he be in a liquor cabinet, let alone running the country.
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  Speaker 2: That dude.
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  Speaker 1: Wants to choose another country's leader. Get the here. That's
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  Speaker 1: a little note from the GED section. It is the
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  Speaker 1: DL hugly shelf.
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  Speaker 2: She's jazz. It's the Jazzy report on the d L.
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  Speaker 3: Hugh Trump says he will not sign any legislation until
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  Speaker 3: the US Senate passes and sends the Safeguard American Voter
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  Speaker 3: Eligibility Act to his desk. The SAVE Act would change
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  Speaker 3: requirements for voting ahead of the midterm elections, and while
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  Speaker 3: it was has relatively wide support among Republicans in Congress,
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  Speaker 3: most Democrats have raised concerns that it could actually make
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  Speaker 3: it more difficult for people to vote.
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  Speaker 4: It will he needs to make a policy where we
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  Speaker 4: can back up and take a vote, because there's a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people that supported him before they wish they
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  Speaker 4: could take their vote back, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's that pastor that's obviously what he's doing.
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  Speaker 3: He wants to make voting harder and harder and harder,
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  Speaker 3: so you know, obviously, uh, it puts him in a
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  Speaker 3: better position. Well, a new Bluetooth sensor can detect heart
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  Speaker 3: failure ten days before it happens with up to eighty
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  Speaker 3: percent accuracy. It's a patch and it works by tracking
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  Speaker 3: heart rate and rhythm, your sleep quality, your step count,
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  Speaker 3: and your body posture. And then it sends that information
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  Speaker 3: to a smartphone app, which uses AI to establish a
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  Speaker 3: normal baseline for each patient. Well, that's there's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: an app and a sensor for everything.
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  Speaker 4: Ten days, like ten days you're gonna check out or
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  Speaker 4: just have heart problems.
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  Speaker 2: Because well ten days before heart failure. So I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on how much your heart fails. Better pay
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  Speaker 2: your phone bill otherwise I know that's right. Well, no
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  Speaker 2: ten days left.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't paying all the bills.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just.
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  Speaker 4: Period.
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  Speaker 1: So this is interesting. A man and a they were
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  Speaker 1: they were dating or are starting to date, and he
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  Speaker 1: uh got irritated because when he got there he found
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  Speaker 1: out she didn't have a hand.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean a hand, like a real hand
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  Speaker 2: an appendage missing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like she's the future. Wait a minute, she's doctor
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  Speaker 1: Kimball or what he wasn't here. Yeah, so they are arguing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, shouldn't she have told him she had one
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  Speaker 1: hand ahead of time?
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  Speaker 3: Well, didn't she see that? He didn't see the pictures.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if he just saw a picture of her
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  Speaker 3: online or I.
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  Speaker 1: Never see anybody show their hands in a in a picture.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, really, if you got your whole body and
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  Speaker 1: in your picture, you are as small as hell. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so what do you think do you think that she
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  Speaker 1: she had told him that she was one handed? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would have knowned like she claps funny.
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  Speaker 2: Her claps are silence.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like a clap. I don't know what you're doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So do you think she should have told him she
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  Speaker 1: had one hand? The question we're asking this is the scenario.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I can't be late, Oh god, because I got
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  Speaker 2: one hand. We don't want to go. You want you
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  Speaker 2: want you? Oh my god, it's pissing me off. Because
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 4: Born like this.
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  Speaker 1: You should have told me about that.
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  Speaker 4: I had, come on, don't do that, man, I was
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  Speaker 4: born like this.
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  Speaker 1: So should she have told him she only had one
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  Speaker 1: hand before he showed up to a date?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yikes, you.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta yeah, well, uh, what we're gonna do with this
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  Speaker 1: other gloves?
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  Speaker 4: Shut up?
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  Speaker 1: Gosh? Uh, we gotta go to our social media platform
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  Speaker 1: especially Okay, what do they say? So we got a
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  Speaker 1: Byron from New Hampshire. Byron said, and Byron said, well
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  Speaker 1: you really got a hand to him.
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  Speaker 2: That was a good That was a clever cobet.
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  Speaker 1: I think that anything you try to hide from somebody,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because obviously you know that you had one
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  Speaker 1: hand missing, and I would think that you would know
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  Speaker 1: that some people would notice that.
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  Speaker 2: So I think that, well, maybe she thought he'd overlook it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, but she should get an opportunity to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he might, but she by keeping it from him,
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  Speaker 1: I think she was trying to bob scate, right.
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  Speaker 2: She was trying to Maybe she thought that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: she her personality or her looks outside of that might
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  Speaker 2: be So maybe he might not.
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  Speaker 1: But we could have took all the maybes out of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was no need for maybe, but there.
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  Speaker 2: Are maybees on the table anyway about what I was saying.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: So one of those things.
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  Speaker 1: You just can't say. She should have told him she
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  Speaker 1: had one arm.
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  Speaker 2: She had an arm, she didn't have a hand.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell something. If you went out on a
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  Speaker 1: date and you came and that dude had one hand,
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  Speaker 1: you would have a problem with him not telling you
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  Speaker 1: he had one hand.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I will not have a hand and you like it.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same when it broad doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: Jasmin told the story when the dude showed up at
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  Speaker 4: the date with a baseball hat on, took his baseball
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  Speaker 4: hat off and he was rocking on now Jefferson.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what, I wasn't mad that he didn't
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  Speaker 3: tell me earlier. I just didn't go. Okay, okay, the
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  Speaker 3: same thing.
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  Speaker 2: So the same thing he can.
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  Speaker 3: She can show up like he did, show up and
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  Speaker 3: take their chances like Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you'd like to know. The chances are somebody else
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  Speaker 1: might too. And I'm not mad or uh, you know obviously,
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  Speaker 1: But but what happens is you denied me a chance
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  Speaker 1: to be a dope dude. But I said, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care if you got one hand. I still I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know that you're gonna be a dope dude. What
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  Speaker 2: you might do is be a I'm not going.
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  Speaker 1: Out, but but but you denied me the opportunity to
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  Speaker 1: show you I fly. I am what you do? You
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  Speaker 1: deny me the opportunity to show you a fly him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care that you only got one hand. Try
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  Speaker 1: to knock you off anyway.
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  Speaker 2: You need one hand to do that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Sure, we don't have to.
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  Speaker 2: Do about me, but go ahead, Joe boy.
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  Speaker 3: Dating to me is like it is, like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: a bit like gambling at Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know if you're gonna win or not. So
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  Speaker 2: waste my breath arguing.
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  Speaker 1: You made me waste my gas, argue with you with
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  Speaker 1: you come here to one handed ass, and I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even been like that. I would like her anyway. I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm sure I sure would have, even even if
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  Speaker 1: it had just been Forday, I'm gonna make you feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: You know what she want to get? I just never
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  Speaker 1: call you again. She didn't want to get a nubb
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  Speaker 1: Yeah man, you know, Uh give me one handy wipe.