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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Levar Burton Better Watch His Back! IYKYK! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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We are grumpy today,
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and we're handing out demerits.
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Maybe we don't have to.
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Maybe we don't have to hand out demerits
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today.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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What's going on?
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Beautiful thing.
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Beautiful thing.
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Not a whole lot,
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to be honest with you.
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It is CrossFit doldrums right now.
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No wind blowing from any direction.
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We're just kind of stuck in one spot
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until we at least get some sort of
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announcement or something, right?
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We know when the Open starts next year.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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We know that Brute has three team members
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for SoCal,
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but we don't know any other team members
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of any team or whatever.
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And we now know that Hayley Adams and
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Heinrich Heipelainen have gotten an invite
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to Rogue.
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Yeah.
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And that's about it for the last
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twenty-four hours.
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So the Heinrich Heipleinen,
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he was getting a bid regardless, right?
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I would think so.
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They popped his Achilles,
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so they got to have him back.
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They'd be like, hey, man, look,
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we're really sorry about the Achilles
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thing.
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Would you like to come back?
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Because if you can, if you could,
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that'd be great.
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We would really,
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really love to see you back on this
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floor after the whole incident that shall
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not be named.
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I'm assuming we'll get the Gabby McGowan
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invite in the next day or two.
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After she comes on the show.
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Gabby McGowan is scheduled to come on the
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show.
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I know.
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It's the fact that she's going to Rogue.
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I just made that up.
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This is like the nerdy fitness version of
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NFL fan experience two weeks post-Super
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Bowl.
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Yeah.
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We are in that spot where you are...
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digging and diving for anything to talk
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about.
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It is super, super.
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So it's time for a way too early
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picks for next year's CrossFit Games
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champion.
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Yes.
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Who you got, Corey?
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Oh, man.
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I'm going to go with Amy Kringle.
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Let's go with that for right now.
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I'm going with Amy Toomey Orr.
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I love it.
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I love it.
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I'm going to go with,
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on the men's side,
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I'm going to go with James Pepper.
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Fergie,
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down to two-twenty-six body weight,
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at what point do you pull my Clydesdale
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card?
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Got a few more pounds.
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How tall is Fergie?
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He's like six-four or something.
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Six-four, two-twenty-two, so that's lean.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's like... He's probably going to...
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on that borderline of Clydesdale,
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no Clydesdale.
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But the height helps him, right?
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Yeah.
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Because Clydesdales are tall.
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And he's not losing height.
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Larry Young,
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that's my goal to lose the Clydesdale
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card.
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Larry, I've met you.
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You're more of a silverback than a
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Clydesdale.
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Sorry, brother.
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Well,
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we have you in the club at least
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for a few more years.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And one,
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I think Larry's a good looking man.
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And he is a good looking dude.
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Larry looks like if he got a hold
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to you and was angry,
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it would not end well.
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I'll put it to you like that.
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Yeah.
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And he's a super nice guy.
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He's awesome.
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But Jesus Christ, dude,
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like I wouldn't want to tangle with him
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whatsoever.
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Ortega is only two hundred pounds if he
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has weights in his pockets.
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They're holding down a cinder block and
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he's soaking wet.
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Maybe he's two hundred pounds.
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And yeah, he's smaller.
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He's shorter than I am.
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Ain't no way that dude weighs two hundred
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pounds.
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Maybe with all of his camera equipment.
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Yeah.
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Like all of it.
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You should probably weigh yourself without
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carrying all of that stuff.
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And three extra lenses.
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He gets like two hundred point three.
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Yeah, a hundred percent.
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I don't see that.
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Yeah,
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I don't know anything about CrossFit comps
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in New Jersey.
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Is it strictly because it was in New
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Jersey or...
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You're like, man,
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if this would have been anywhere else,
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it would have been a whole lot cooler.
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Yeah,
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CrossFit says it's because of New Jersey.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Is it because it was in Jersey?
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Not that we're shitting on Jersey by any
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stretch of the imagination.
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We're just asking questions that nobody
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else will answer.
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It's the Garden State.
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It is the Garden State.
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It is the Garden State.
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I don't know who's doing their marketing
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and where they saw a garden in New
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Jersey, but hey,
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Let's call it the garden state.
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Maybe in somebody's backyard.
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Nobody...
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So California citrus, right,
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and California olives,
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and then there's Florida oranges and stuff
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like that.
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New Jersey doesn't have one of those
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things.
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It didn't say it was the orchard state.
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It says it was the garden state.
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Maybe they grow pansies.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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oh that's good stuff uh mr ramirez trying
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to get up to one eighty five the
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fact that joseph weighs one fifty five
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like i've seen that dude without a shirt
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on he is a unit at one fifty
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five at one eighty five i don't think
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he could walk through a door because he'd
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be from he'd be just he'd be too
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damn wide uh hexi lover's giving a
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Hey, now,
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I'm from a farm in South Jersey.
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North Jersey is what you think of.
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That's what everybody thinks of is North
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Jersey.
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We don't think about the Jersey Shore
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unless you're watching MTV circa nineteen
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ninety four.
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And you don't think of South Jersey.
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But, yeah, South Jersey isn't really that.
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It's actually really nice.
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Couldn't tell you.
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Never been.
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I flew into Jersey once,
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and then we took the train to New
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York.
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Well,
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I got lost in Philadelphia once and ended
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up in South Jersey.
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There you go.
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Cross fat is in South Jersey,
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basically Philadelphia.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Cross fat and I are in the same
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wavelength today.
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It's wild.
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Got it.
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Love it.
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Love it.
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Love it.
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Love it.
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Joseph, I'm going to give you,
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I'm going to give you the recipe to
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get up to one eighty five more tacos.
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A lot of tacos.
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I don't know if you can go more.
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You're saying, well, I mean,
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if you thirty pounds is a lot to
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put on.
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Period.
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He's trying to put on thirty pounds of
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muscle because he said he didn't want to
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be a soggy one eighty five.
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He going to eat a lot of tacos.
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Chachi B told Larry Young two thirties is
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magic body weight.
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If that's your magic body weight, Larry,
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you're never leaving the Clydesdale Club.
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The actual origin of Clydesdale is from
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like five K's and marathons that had a
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Clydesdale division.
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And generally that was over two hundred
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pounds.
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Oh, yeah.
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What is it?
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The triathlon.
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Ironman still has a Clydesdale division.
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Yeah.
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That's where it came from.
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Cross-fitted varies depending on which
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race and whatnot.
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I've seen him at .. .
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.
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I've seen him at .. .
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.
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I've seen him at .. . .
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I don't think the Clydesdales have not
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united and formed a union to determine
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what the actual number is yet.
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We were waiting for the PFAA to take
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us on as one of their clients.
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And then they, they went under.
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So now we're kind of at a loss
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as to where to go.
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They just dropped the ball completely.
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I blame them.
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The professor.
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I'll put it on Brett Fikowski.
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Yeah, Jody,
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the origin of the name Clydesdale comes
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from that concept and that I thought at
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the time that CrossFit should have a
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Clydesdale division at competitions
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because people over two hundred back then
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there weren't money,
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two hundred pound CrossFitters at the
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games.
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Now it's just it's a it's a thing.
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And I thought there should be a Clydesdale
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division,
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at least at local comps for local people
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to compete against people their own size
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and just kind of see how they match
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up.
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You'd have to put on,
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at least around here,
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you'd have to put on just a strictly
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Clydesdale comp.
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You've got to be two-twenty-plus to enter,
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and we're going to weigh you before you
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get here.
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Because there's not enough people to
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support.
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We've got RX, we've got Scaled,
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and we've got Clydesdale.
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That's not happening.
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I'm not as big of a fighter for
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it today as I was seven years ago
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when we started this podcast.
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right right like my thought process is in
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a different place and you know it is
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what it is uh what's the weight is
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for the shetland pony division i think
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that is something you should talk about
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with joseph ramirez well he's in the hobby
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horse division yeah i'd give him shetland
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pony vicky we need to find out what's
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he does so he's he's more flexible than
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a hobby horse
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Hobby horse is mostly a big stick.
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So, yeah,
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I can see him being more flexible than
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a stick with a horse head on the
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end of it.
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Oh, my word.
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Damn, Tega, that sounds terrible.
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At the competition,
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the guy changed the workout standards
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mid-workout after like two heats went.
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Wow.
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I would have been livid.
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live it yeah like we don't have a
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i don't i don't often get angry at
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a car needs get one set of rules
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and the other two other two heats don't
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get a separate set of rules yeah that's
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i would i probably would have walked off
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yeah that'd been a revolt on your hands
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at that point no thank you no thank
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you god don't that's terrible you'd have
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to have oh shit
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You'd have to have weigh-ins in like
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powerlifting or the skinny guys would lie
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to get an easy win.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude.
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Like it would have to be,
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you'd have to weigh in whenever you get
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there, period.
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Oh, no, you are overweight.
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You're underweight.
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Sorry, you can't.
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It's like a wrestling match.
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Vicky did some research.
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Average Shetland pony equals four hundred
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pounds.
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Right.
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But the average Clydesdale is way more
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than what I weigh, Vicky.
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So like you have to do it proportionately.
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Like a Clydesdale probably is eleven
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hundred, twelve hundred pounds.
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Oh, a Clydesdale?
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No, bigger than that.
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And I do not weigh that much,
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just to let you guys know.
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No,
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I actually look up what a Shetland Pony
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weighs.
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He told the intermediate in scale that
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standard for lunges... That's not a lunge.
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It's not.
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not even a lunge or take i'm assuming
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you were taking pictures at this thing
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that's terrible wow that's just that's
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terrible well that's jersey for you all
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right folks you have a great show we'll
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see y'all tomorrow um we were talking
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right before we went on air i uh
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i finally watched the first episode of
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lanterns last night
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no spoilers i haven't watched it yet
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actually i don't really care about
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spoilers i'm gonna watch it anyway um what
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a dude it's it was the best dc
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product since the the christian bale
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batman i've heard no bad things about it
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nothing nothing bad about it so i'm
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excited the writers of it are people who
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did true detective
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And they're viewing it as like a buddy
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mystery crime thing with Jon Stewart and
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Hal Jordan being those two buddies kind of
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doing things.
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Dude, it was freaking awesome.
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It takes about twenty minutes to get up
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and running.
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I got no problem.
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And then the last forty,
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they smashed so much stuff into that last
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forty.
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My wife walked out at twenty.
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That's how I that's why I have the
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delineation.
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And this morning I'm like,
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it was so good.
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She goes, yeah,
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but they were just I'm like, yeah,
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but you missed this, this, this,
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this and this.
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And so I think we're rewatching it tonight
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so that she can see and we'll pick
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up from where she walked out and then
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we'll see if she'll because she loves True
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Detective.
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Right.
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and so um i think i think she'll
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actually like it i'm excited my wife's not
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gonna make it fifteen minutes but not
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because she's not gonna be interested
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she's gonna fall asleep well there's stuff
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that would make you go like what like
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what in the first twenty minutes but it
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the the true the storyline doesn't really
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start rolling until like twenty minutes in
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No, she just, it doesn't matter what,
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like put the kid to bed and it's
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like, okay, I want to watch this thing.
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I was like, okay, okay, here we go.
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And I'll look over five minutes in like,
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did you hear what they just said?
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And then she's yeah.
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Just out of cold.
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Yeah.
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I, uh, Andrew, I have seen,
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I've seen the first three episodes of
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reacher.
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Um,
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my wife declared that that is her favorite
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show now.
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Um,
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But that's just until Landman comes back
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and then that'll be your favorite show
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again.
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Well,
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I can't wait for Landman to come back.
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Or Dutton Ranch comes back.
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That'll be your favorite show at that
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point.
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She has a rolling set of favorite shows
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and it just changes which one.
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Depends on which one's currently playing.
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Yeah.
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I mean,
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there's a bunch that don't get into that
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favorite thing,
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but there's like four or five that are
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a rolling favorite.
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And they are spaced out throughout the
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year so that like that can be her
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current favorite one.
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I thought when my daughter asked me
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because she's eight and she's into those
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kind of questions.
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Dad, what's your favorite?
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Whatever.
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I'm like, depends on the data, kiddo.
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Like, I really don't know.
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I feel the same way about TV shows.
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If I'm into something at the moment,
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I'm going to watch it and be like,
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this is amazing.
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But if not,
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I have to be in the right mood
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to watch some of that stuff.
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I have no idea what Lucky even is.
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I don't either.
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I used to have Lucky Brand jeans.
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Any relation to that?
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No?
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Maybe?
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Those were pretty cool back in the day.
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We were watching Reacher the other night,
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and Julie looks at me and goes,
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does he seem robotic this year?
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And I was like, he's robotic every year.
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Yeah, that's the point.
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That's the character.
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If you've never read the books,
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the books are so good, dude.
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I read stuff from the guy who actually
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wrote the books that just...
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he wrote him intentionally for like for
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this dude to be this american hero kid
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who's like unbeatable you know he doesn't
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really get beaten off into trouble or or
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stuff like that like he doesn't really
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lose necessarily he's larger than life
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that's how the character is written and he
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comes off as a little robotic because he
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got a little touch of autism um just
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from the way he lives and whatnot and
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uh richard is playing it a lot like
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you like you would read him in the
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books having said that in the book he's
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actually bigger than reacher is in real
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life which is i mean it'd just be
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kind of hard to find somebody who could
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both act and be that large at the
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same time i
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I don't know this thing you say read.
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I know.
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That wasn't made for you.
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That was mostly meant for the members of
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our audience who actually do read.
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Can I tell you,
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it's funny because I used to read a
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lot.
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I'm watching Get Up this morning and
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they're talking about a book, Chop Wood,
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Carry Water.
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And I'm like, well, yeah, I've read that.
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Like, so when I say like,
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I don't read, like I,
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I did a lot of reading,
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like a lot of reading.
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Yeah.
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And it was only after my master's degree
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that I gave up reading because,
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and I shouldn't say gave up.
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There's still,
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there are still times where if a book
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speaks my interest, I will read a book.
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Sure.
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And then like my friend,
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Athena writes a book.
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I will read her book,
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like things like that.
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You heard it here first, folks.
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If you want Scott to continue reading,
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you need to read a book.
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You need to write a book.
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Yeah.
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If Vicki ever gets her book published,
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I'll read her book.
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I read every essay she sends me.
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I have to.
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Right?
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So, like,
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if I like you and you're my friend,
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I'll read your stuff.
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But for the most part, I'm done reading.
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I just am.
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i just love the way that sounds i'm
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just i've had my fill mostly i'm just
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you know books can kiss it i'm over
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with it that's fantastic oh anyway uh read
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the charlie sheen book i don't know if
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i can i don't know if i'd want
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to read the charlie sheen book that seems
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like it has some details in it that
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i do not want to own
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There it is.
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There it is, folks.
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In case y'all were wondering,
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reading is fundamental for some of us here
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on Clydesdale Media.
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It's not fundamental.
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Not for everybody.
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Reading is no longer fundamental.
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I don't give a damn what PBS tells
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you.
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Oh, good night.
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That is good.
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Can I tell you,
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my friend Vicky sent me a GIF that
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was the Reading Rainbow opening.
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Oh, butterflies in the sky.
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I can go twice as high.
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Yes, LeVar Burton.
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Yes, Mark Phillips.
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Yes.
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LeVar Burton is so disappointed in you,
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Scott.
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The fact that you said Reading Rainbow and
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immediately my brain went,
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the butterflies in the sky.
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I can go twice as high.
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Like I know the words to that song.
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There it is.
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There it is.
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Look at LeVar.
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He's judging shit out of you right now.
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I'm willing to take him on.
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I could take LeVar Burton.
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I'm going to prove that reading is not
20:33
fundamental and it is not a rainbow of
20:36
joy and fun with butterflies in the sky.
20:39
Ladies and gentlemen,
20:40
Scott Swizer just challenged LeVar Burton
20:43
to a fight.
20:43
I don't know if y'all heard that or
20:44
not,
20:44
but pretty sure that's what just took
20:47
place right here on the lunch show.
20:51
Pretty sure I could take LeVar Burton.
20:52
All right.
20:56
So that's immediately now,
20:58
because of my word association brain,
20:59
goes to Fight Club when they were talking
21:01
about what celebrities, dead or alive,
21:03
would you like to fight?
21:05
And I forget which one it was.
21:07
It was like Abraham Lincoln.
21:11
Tall guy, lanky, had good reach.
21:13
I'd like to be able to fight him.
21:15
Scott just goes, LeVar Burton.
21:19
Why?
21:20
Because to hell with reading.
21:24
Hey,
21:25
there's times in life where you have to
21:26
take a stand.
21:28
If you don't stand for something,
21:30
you'll fall for anything.
21:31
That's what I hear anyway.
21:32
Good night.
21:33
That's funny.
21:33
Thank you, Joseph Ramirez.
21:35
He's got fifty dollars on me.
21:37
Oh, I didn't say you couldn't take him.
21:40
Vicky, how old is LeVar Burton?
21:42
Let's find out.
21:46
Oh, my word.
21:47
How old is Lieutenant Geordie LaForge?
21:49
Let's find out.
21:54
Nice.
21:55
Marksville is correct.
22:00
Sixty nine.
22:02
Oh, yeah.
22:03
Scott's threatening to fight senior
22:05
citizens.
22:05
Let's go.
22:06
Hey, I'm fifty six, man.
22:09
Yeah, but he's past retirement age.
22:11
Like that's that counts as a senior
22:13
citizen.
22:14
George Foreman fought Michael Moore and
22:16
there was like a thirty year gap.
22:24
Fergie's still waiting for his personal
22:27
pan pizza for summer fifth grade reading
22:30
program.
22:31
Damn, Ferg.
22:33
Screwed over by their summer reading
22:35
program.
22:36
That's messed up.
22:37
That's messed up.
22:38
I don't know if you ever get it
22:39
back, dog.
22:40
Like,
22:41
the checkered tablecloths and the Pac-Man
22:46
or the video games you could play while
22:47
you were sitting there.
22:48
All of that's gone, man.
22:50
the jukebox man go in there throw in
22:54
a dollar pick five songs now i think
22:56
it's like two dollars a song a song
22:58
yeah hundred percent oh hold up winter
23:08
winter the police have spoken that is a
23:10
felony in florida scott good thing i don't
23:12
live in florida
23:16
It's just this match is going to be
23:17
at a neutral.
23:18
It's going to be at a neutral site,
23:19
not in Florida.
23:20
Still not out there.
23:23
Oh, man.
23:26
Big, big, big.
23:28
Oh, speaking of Pizza Hut, did you know,
23:31
this is a fun fact.
23:33
Hold on.
23:34
Do you see Techno Sweater?
23:36
Can you participate as an adult in the
23:39
reading program of Pizza Hut?
23:42
Scott can't.
23:45
Scott won't.
23:46
Scott won't.
23:47
Yeah, it's not that he couldn't.
23:48
It's not that he can't.
23:49
He just won't.
23:51
Holy smokes.
23:52
That is good stuff.
23:54
Did you know that when Pizza Hut had
23:56
their buffet,
23:56
they were the biggest buyer of kale on
24:00
the face of the planet?
24:04
I feel like Ken's got his number on
24:06
speed dial.
24:07
One, we're back on buffet.
24:09
On the buffet.
24:10
Dude, I...
24:13
right out of God wouldn't stop with the
24:18
kale.
24:19
I worked,
24:20
I had to work at a Wendy's for
24:23
right in college.
24:24
Yep.
24:24
And I was in charge of their super
24:26
bar.
24:26
If you don't remember the Wendy's super
24:28
bar,
24:30
we went through so much freaking kale to
24:33
cover three sections of the super bar.
24:36
Yep.
24:37
That's how you covered the ice back in
24:39
the day.
24:40
Yeah, nobody knew about it.
24:42
Nobody knew you could actually eat that
24:43
crap because it didn't look edible.
24:44
It looked like grass.
24:47
And at some point, somebody was like,
24:49
this stuff is full of vitamins and
24:50
minerals.
24:51
We should eat.
24:52
We should knock this down.
24:53
If you gnaw on it for a few
24:55
days, you can get through a piece.
24:56
Yeah, if you're lucky.
24:58
Sweet baby Jesus.
25:00
That is one of the few things,
25:01
and I say few things.
25:01
There's way more stuff than that that is
25:03
just stuck rattling around in my forty
25:05
nine year old brain.
25:09
Fergie is right.
25:10
Fergie is right.
25:11
The Gallagher table at Pizza Hut was lit.
25:14
A hundred percent.
25:15
A hundred percent.
25:18
And you, the first,
25:19
my pizza first had the football with the
25:21
track ball and it was just X's and
25:24
O's on the, on the screen.
25:27
And you like spun the track ball to
25:29
like throw the pass.
25:30
And then,
25:31
and then you'd run with the track ball.
25:36
oh here we go what the heel that
25:40
was and then they brought in the galaga
25:42
and then that thing just took off galaga
25:44
was like galaga was outstanding one of the
25:46
biggest video games of my era yeah same
25:54
uh it's not even that way it's not
25:57
even so wayne's saying start a book club
25:59
and we'll just never read or talk about
26:00
him scott's gonna start the anti-book club
26:04
where he just goes around telling people
26:05
hey don't read that this week don't read
26:10
this week don't read whatever it is you
26:12
have in front of you put it down
26:15
it's gonna be okay oh my lord
26:22
So Ortega, it was the first.
26:25
It was super bar because it had Italian,
26:29
Mexican, and salad.
26:33
You had like an Italian pasta bar
26:36
connected to a Mexican taco bar connected
26:40
to a salad bar.
26:43
Beautiful thing.
26:44
And at the very end,
26:45
you had a couple troughs of soup.
26:48
I don't know what the technical term of
26:49
that is.
26:50
I'm going with troughs.
26:51
Probably not trough, if I had to guess.
26:57
I'll go ahead and say it's probably not
26:58
trough.
26:59
It might be.
27:00
It's entirely possible,
27:01
but I'm going to go ahead and say
27:02
it's probably not trough.
27:07
Ed, if we're talking pizza at buffet.
27:09
At the buffet, yeah.
27:11
We need to bring back Scholastic Book
27:13
Fairs.
27:13
Riff.
27:16
So I will say this, Ed.
27:17
They still have book fairs because my
27:19
daughter,
27:21
there's like two or three of them a
27:22
year at her school where she goes back.
27:24
And we have to stop her from buying
27:27
accessories like pencils and erasers and
27:30
all that shit.
27:30
Like, no, dude, we're not here for that.
27:32
If you want to buy a book,
27:33
we can buy a book.
27:34
For you to read because my co-host is
27:36
not going to read it at all,
27:39
even for the eight-year-old books.
27:41
But they still are Scholastic Book Fairs.
27:46
I don't know if you can buy a
27:47
post.
27:47
There it is.
27:48
There it is.
27:51
There it is.
27:55
It's me with glasses, man.
27:57
It's perfect.
27:58
It's perfect.
27:59
He's got one hoof and one hoof with
28:01
fingers you can actually hold onto a
28:03
coffee cup with.
28:04
That is fantastic.
28:06
Better conversation.
28:08
No required reading on the mug.
28:10
Yep.
28:10
Yep.
28:13
I don't know if I'm going to make
28:14
it through this show.
28:14
Oh, you'll be all right.
28:15
You'll be all right.
28:20
Oh, the stoop trough.
28:21
Yeah.
28:28
You know what just slays me is every
28:30
time I come on this show and I'm
28:31
like,
28:31
I don't know what we're going to talk
28:33
about because there's no CrossFit news.
28:37
No need.
28:38
We're thirty minutes in and I'm having the
28:40
time of my life.
28:41
No need.
28:43
No need.
28:43
No need.
28:47
Oh, you know where else?
28:49
While we're on the subject of soup
28:51
troughs,
28:52
there's probably a protein trough at
28:57
At the Golden Corral.
29:04
Come to the Golden Corral.
29:07
Get your protein trough on.
29:10
Get your nanograms of protein right here.
29:15
At the Golden Corral Buffet.
29:19
At the Golden Corral Buffet.
29:21
You better believe it.
29:25
Oh, take a deep breath.
29:27
Take a deep breath.
29:28
Philip's the cheek and ab workout at
29:29
lunch.
29:32
It'd be all right.
29:33
Right.
29:33
It's good for his cardio.
29:34
It's good cardio.
29:36
It's fun.
29:39
Oh, man.
29:40
Clydesdale Book Club at Pizza Hut off
29:42
Highway Ten.
29:43
Please weigh in first.
29:45
I like that.
29:46
Fergie just tied it all together.
29:47
That was nice.
29:48
That was nice.
29:49
That's good stuff right there.
29:50
That is the synopsis of the whole show.
29:52
A hundred percent.
29:53
So speaking of book clubs,
29:56
my nephew has a beautiful little baby
29:59
named Olive.
30:01
not train olive just olive no no turns
30:03
out train olive's name is actually winter
30:05
who knew and uh and when she was
30:10
born they asked that like everybody buy a
30:12
children's book and write a message to her
30:14
inside and that was like the thing so
30:19
in a couple weeks is his first her
30:21
first birthday they want you to come
30:25
dressed as your favorite storybook
30:28
character
30:36
can you see how excited i am oh
30:38
yeah absolutely to embrace my love of
30:42
books absolutely dress up as a character
30:51
uncle scott uncle scott what are you
30:56
supposed to be uh i'm somebody who doesn't
31:00
read nephew sorry
31:05
Still,
31:05
I need to come as a blank page.
31:07
I'm not doing that.
31:13
Vicky,
31:13
I couldn't even read what was on the
31:15
sign behind the Clydesdale in the soup
31:17
trough.
31:18
It doesn't matter.
31:18
It's the soup trough.
31:19
That's all you need to know.
31:22
Available at your local Golden Corral.
31:23
Bring a spoon.
31:28
Yes, Ortega.
31:37
I mean, it's a trough.
31:38
Everybody can get in.
31:40
Fuel laughs, dumb ideas.
31:46
Which is our other byline for this show,
31:49
FYI.
31:50
And it looks like it's a nice minestrone.
32:00
all right bring it back in bring it
32:01
back in bring it back in so yeah
32:06
yeah so you know like normal so i'm
32:09
thinking of going to this party as uh
32:13
uh the man in the yellow hat from
32:15
cruz george do you have a raincoat i
32:19
I figure I can go somewhere and get
32:21
some yellow shit.
32:22
You shouldn't be able to get a yellow
32:24
raincoat and a yellow rain hat and you're
32:26
done.
32:28
I think it's a cowboy hat.
32:29
You're going Paddington Bear.
32:31
And even me that doesn't read knows the
32:33
difference between what Paddington Bear
32:35
wears and the man in the yellow hat
32:38
from Curious George.
32:39
Close enough.
32:42
If I find the raincoat,
32:43
I'll just go as Paddington Bear.
32:45
See?
32:45
See?
32:46
Look, two birds, one stone, baby.
32:52
I'm more the shape of Paddington Bear than
32:54
I am of the man in the yellow
32:56
hat.
32:57
It's fine, dude.
32:58
It's fine.
33:00
The weight's falling off of you, Scott.
33:01
At this point,
33:02
we just had a discussion the other day.
33:07
Rails?
33:08
Who needs rails?
33:11
badges we're going there are no rails or
33:16
we don't need no stinking rails either way
33:19
either way picky movie reference let's
33:21
just go go with either one you want
33:24
oh there you go the invisible man done
33:30
fergie has man he's a problem solver done
33:34
the man is like he's got it he's
33:35
got his together for damn sure
33:44
Yeah,
33:45
we don't need Scott going back in a
33:46
film.
33:46
We'd be all right.
33:48
Yeah, we're good.
33:51
There is.
33:53
There it is.
34:02
Whose idea was it to get a damn
34:04
producer?
34:05
Yeah, I don't even remember,
34:06
but I am certainly glad she was two
34:08
minutes late today.
34:10
I am not mad for that.
34:12
And she's got the caffeine shake.
34:14
She said, I can understand why now.
34:20
What is on the tag?
34:22
That is a profile picture.
34:24
Please look after this bear.
34:27
Please look after this bear.
34:29
Thank you.
34:31
That is a bear.
34:35
That is fantastic.
34:38
oh my gosh we would like to thank
34:42
producer vicky for scott's new profile
34:44
picture on instagram so vicky makes the
34:54
thumbnails based on what we talk about in
34:55
the show she's got a lot to pick
34:57
from today i think she has a lot
35:01
of content that she can just grab and
35:03
throw on the thumbnail at this point
35:05
A hundred percent.
35:06
I feel like she's probably working on that
35:08
right now.
35:09
Good night.
35:10
That is good stuff right there.
35:11
All right.
35:17
Let's talk about a couple other things.
35:19
Oh.
35:21
So I was reading an article because I
35:23
do read articles.
35:24
I was reading articles.
35:25
Because they're not written on paper is
35:26
why.
35:31
And did...
35:34
it was about what is the highest scoring
35:37
harrison ford movie on rotten tomatoes oh
35:40
you think about harrison ford there's a
35:43
lot of movies out there right he was
35:45
indiana jones he was han solo in star
35:48
wars lots of like cult favorite movies can
35:53
you name his number one rotten tomato
35:56
scored movie so here's the thing about
35:58
rotten tomatoes that i do not like is
36:00
that um they
36:04
It's like a critic thing, right?
36:06
Like, oh, we've got blah, blah, blah.
36:08
Well, this is not critic.
36:09
This is viewer scores.
36:10
So this is viewer scores.
36:12
Okay.
36:12
So they have the critic score and they
36:14
have the viewer score.
36:16
I'm going to go out on a limb
36:19
and give one of my favorite Harrison Ford
36:21
movies,
36:21
which is not Indiana Jones or Star Wars,
36:24
and go with The Fugitive.
36:27
That is it.
36:30
That is it.
36:30
You and Mark Phillips nailed it.
36:33
Meredith nailed it.
36:34
Dude,
36:36
when him and Tommy Lee Jones are apart
36:39
from each other and he's like,
36:40
I didn't kill my wife.
36:43
Tommy Lee Jones goes, I don't care.
36:44
I don't care.
36:47
That is, it's probably my favorite.
36:49
And I,
36:49
Indiana Jones is one of my favorite movies
36:51
of all time.
36:51
Oh, I love Indiana Jones.
36:52
Absolutely.
36:54
But The Fugitive,
36:55
every time I see it on TV,
36:57
I stop.
36:58
A hundred percent.
36:58
Absolutely.
36:59
I will watch that one hundred times.
37:02
i mean dude look at a cast tommy
37:04
lee jones um him joey pants uh i
37:11
can't think of the guy who was supposed
37:12
to be the young kid but he was
37:13
fantastic in it as well yeah like the
37:16
entire cast is outstanding all the way
37:19
through front to back
37:20
And just, it's well acted.
37:22
It's well done.
37:23
It's well put together.
37:25
The dialogue, just, you know,
37:27
the various one-liners.
37:28
When Tommy Lee Jones says,
37:29
I want a hard target search of every
37:31
hen house, outhouse,
37:33
go buy in whatever range area, like,
37:37
it's outstanding.
37:40
And the way Tommy Lee Jones plays the
37:42
part where he's calm, cool,
37:43
and collected throughout the whole thing.
37:45
And then there's that point where he gets
37:48
rattled.
37:49
Yeah.
37:50
And his demeanor completely changes.
37:53
Everybody thinks it's a coot calling in.
37:56
He picks up the phone and it turns
37:58
out to be Richard Kimball.
38:00
And then he's like, yeah.
38:06
Yeah.
38:07
Mark Phillips is correct.
38:08
If it's on, I leave it on.
38:09
There's no bad scenes.
38:11
There is not.
38:12
There's none.
38:14
And I just love it.
38:15
I know a lot of guys that work
38:17
in law enforcement.
38:19
I know one guy that went through the
38:21
FBI Academy, doesn't work for the FBI,
38:23
but he does.
38:23
A lot of them that have done,
38:26
I know some door kickers and stuff like
38:27
that.
38:28
And I don't care if you did it
38:31
or not.
38:32
Like that's that whole scene right there
38:33
where he just tells him I don't care.
38:35
It's that is a lot of guys like
38:37
I don't give a shit.
38:38
It's not for me to decide.
38:39
I really don't care.
38:40
I'm here to pick you up and bring
38:42
you in.
38:42
And like that's it's one of my favorite
38:45
scenes in all of cinema.
38:46
It's when I was when I was a
38:48
bartender,
38:49
I was talking to some state police
38:50
officers and they say they told me it's
38:53
not their job to determine guilt or
38:55
innocence.
38:56
Their job is to go pick up the
38:57
person they're told to go pick up.
38:59
That is it.
39:02
um i was six years old when it
39:04
came out so i asked my dad if
39:06
i could go see the fugitive yes you
39:09
can sema um so it's yeah it's just
39:16
a great movie and i needed something to
39:18
get me back on track just yeah for
39:20
a minute that's fine that's fine the other
39:23
thing i saw today from the illustrious
39:26
news resource uh the morning chalk up
39:30
Did you realize that for the first time
39:33
ever,
39:34
no rookie finished in the top ten at
39:36
the games?
39:38
I did not realize that.
39:39
I also don't care.
39:42
I just found it interesting.
39:44
Yeah.
39:44
You may not care.
39:48
Even though I've had my run-ins with the
39:50
morning chalk up,
39:51
I left them for a reason.
39:54
Sure.
39:54
But I just found it an interesting fact.
39:57
Something that makes me... Nothing that...
39:59
Not that it warranted a full article like
40:02
they gave it.
40:05
But I thought,
40:05
as Arsenio Hall used to say,
40:07
things that make you go, hmm.
40:11
Yeah.
40:12
Yeah.
40:13
No, I mean,
40:13
that is in fact a stat.
40:14
Out of all the stats, that is one.
40:18
That is definitely one of them.
40:19
And I think it's also showing the
40:22
evolution of the sport.
40:25
Yeah, I wouldn't have known deeper.
40:27
And so it's harder to make a splash.
40:31
I wouldn't have known that was a thing
40:32
simply because of the fact that I don't
40:34
pay enough attention to the rest of the
40:36
top ten once they're out.
40:38
Does that make sense?
40:39
Once it's finished, it's like,
40:41
who finished seventh last year?
40:43
I really don't know and I really don't
40:44
care.
40:45
Oh, it was a rookie.
40:45
Oh, good for him.
40:47
High fives all around.
40:48
Fantastic.
40:49
What's he doing now?
40:52
Kind of like the NFL,
40:52
I think our sport is very,
40:55
what have you done for me lately type
40:58
deal.
40:59
And
41:00
Yeah, I really don't.
41:02
It is an interesting stat.
41:03
I will give you that.
41:04
I will also say that it probably doesn't
41:07
warrant an entire article.
41:10
That sounds like,
41:12
and I might probably show a little bit
41:13
of my bias here,
41:14
but that sounds like a tagline or like
41:17
a bullet point in a barbell spin,
41:21
like a rundown.
41:21
Like, oh,
41:22
and for the first time this year,
41:23
no rookie finished inside the top ten.
41:26
And then you move on.
41:28
Mark Phillips says he'd be curious how
41:30
often it's a male versus a female.
41:33
Off the top of my head,
41:34
I would say it's more often a female.
41:35
I would say so too.
41:37
But I do not know that for a
41:38
fact.
41:40
But I just think of like the Emma
41:42
Lawson, Mal O'Brien, Emma Carey, all that.
41:50
Arsenio, was Cowboy even alive back then?
41:53
How old do you think the cowboy is?
41:56
I am so very curious at this point.
41:58
Nobody say anything.
42:00
Nobody say anything.
42:01
How old do you think I am?
42:03
Please,
42:04
please go ahead and throw that number out
42:06
there.
42:08
That's funny.
42:11
Just say thank you.
42:18
I'm going to go ahead and throw this
42:19
out there.
42:19
He was out in the early nineties.
42:21
Yeah,
42:22
I'm going to go ahead and throw this
42:28
out there.
42:29
Tessus is forty two.
42:30
There's a number that is, in fact,
42:32
a number that is, in fact, a number.
42:35
Yeah.
42:36
Arsenio Hall is from Cleveland, Ohio.
42:38
Is he really?
42:39
I didn't know that was his tribute to
42:42
the dog pound round games.
42:45
yeah so you said cleveland like okay it
42:46
makes sense dog pound oh that poor bass
42:49
is a browns fan that is long suffering
42:52
that sucks in not the best area of
42:57
cleveland yeah hexie lover called you have
43:04
got the world fooled
43:07
Nosfit is the true age-defying drug.
43:13
Yeah.
43:13
I am forty-nine, Tessa.
43:16
I'll be fifty next year.
43:21
I guess this is probably not going to
43:23
help.
43:23
You can't see.
43:26
There's a lot of gray up in there
43:28
and up in here.
43:32
Oh, shut up, Ken.
43:35
Yeah, he is.
43:36
Forty-nine going on, fifty.
43:38
Forty-nine going on.
43:39
I'll be fifty in April.
43:43
Mark Phillips says he's a youngin' in this
43:45
crowd, though.
43:46
I don't know.
43:48
I think he's got some people on the
43:49
younger side.
43:50
But we probably do skew old.
43:53
Yeah, which is fine.
43:56
Which is fine.
43:57
My wife says every pot has a lid.
43:59
Sure.
44:02
Sure.
44:05
Unless you're at my house and there's my
44:07
wife has misplaced, but I mean, whatever,
44:09
it's fine.
44:11
Holy smokes.
44:13
That's what she used to.
44:14
That's what she used to tell her brothers
44:17
before they were married.
44:19
Um, that, Hey, every pot has a lid.
44:21
See, look, there it is.
44:23
As you stand short, people look younger.
44:25
Uh, when a percent,
44:31
that's why Joseph looked like he's twenty
44:32
three.
44:37
uh larry young so we have one year
44:42
in the same age group so larry must
44:45
be going on yeah that sounds right ah
44:54
did i have anything else i want to
44:56
talk about tyson bajan got hurt i don't
44:59
know if you guys saw that oh
45:04
So he won't be playing this week in
45:06
the preseason game.
45:09
Hamstring injury.
45:13
So he wasn't at practice yesterday.
45:16
Was he doing something?
45:19
During the game.
45:20
Okay.
45:21
The reason why I ask is if you
45:23
get – like I've seen people doing stuff
45:26
like running at full speed, trying to cut,
45:29
grab their hamstring because something
45:30
happened or whatnot.
45:31
Right.
45:34
that is a fact that every temp war
45:35
does not have a lid that is accurate
45:38
yeah um generally speaking it's been my
45:42
experience that if you you know i'll say
45:46
encounter a hamstring injury but you get a
45:48
hamstring injury while not really doing a
45:50
whole lot it's usually a whole lot worse
45:53
like if there's an impact if there's a
45:55
you know something that happened but like
45:56
if you just pull up just walking all
45:58
of a sudden your hamstring pops those
46:00
usually aren't real good that's usually a
46:01
bad thing
46:02
So it's believed to be pretty minor,
46:06
but he is the backup quarterback that they
46:09
want to be healthy for the season.
46:11
They're just being overly cautious.
46:14
You act like they gave him a ten
46:15
million dollar contract.
46:17
Yeah.
46:19
Because if Caleb goes down,
46:20
there is belief that Tyson could carry the
46:23
team for a period of time.
46:25
Yeah, he could.
46:27
And so they just don't want him hurt.
46:30
I mean, dude,
46:30
they would not have given him all that
46:33
money if they did not believe in him.
46:37
Tesla says people are so mean to Tyson.
46:40
Mike Tyson?
46:41
Who's mean to Tyson?
46:47
Tyson Chicken?
46:48
I'm in a fighting mood today.
46:50
Yeah, LeVar Burton, people mean in Tyson,
46:53
whatever.
46:54
Second anybody that talks bad about Tyson.
46:58
Get in line.
47:03
Get in line to the soup trough.
47:04
Scott is handing out ass whoopings left
47:06
and right.
47:09
Hey, speaking of money,
47:11
save fifteen percent today at third Z dot
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47:16
It's the best sleep and recovery
47:17
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47:20
Hey, it's third-party tested.
47:21
You're not going to pop for steroids.
47:24
Hey,
47:24
it doesn't have that crappy melatonin in
47:26
it to give you that awful hangover.
47:29
And I've been using it for almost a
47:32
year now,
47:33
and it has truly changed the amount of
47:35
sleep I get.
47:38
It has changed my life completely.
47:40
I was tired all the time.
47:41
I'm not anymore.
47:43
It is freaking amazing.
47:44
It is an outstanding product and worth
47:46
every single penny.
47:49
That's a fact.
47:53
Damn, Scott said I got these hands.
47:54
Who's trying to catch them real quick?
47:56
LaVar Burton.
48:04
Reading Rainbow this, bitch.
48:10
The price is wrong, bitch.
48:17
And you know what LeVar Burton's saying?
48:19
Son of a bitch!
48:27
Oh, God, that's so good.
48:32
I'm ready.
48:33
So in Lanterns, the best part,
48:36
I'm not spoiling anything.
48:38
When Jon Stewart takes out the one
48:40
criminal,
48:42
that's what I'm going to do to LeVar
48:43
Burton.
48:46
When you watch it tonight, you see that.
48:49
That's what Scott's doing to LeVar Burton.
48:51
Yeah,
48:51
I'll probably tell my wife that and she'll
48:54
have absolutely no idea what the hell I'm
48:55
talking about.
48:57
Mark Phillips,
48:58
be sure to tag LeVar in the reel.
49:03
Come get it, Mr. Burton.
49:05
Come get it, Geordie LaForge.
49:07
Let's go.
49:08
Geordie LaForge.
49:11
You just went Star Trek Next Generation.
49:14
Damn right.
49:15
If you don't know who Lieutenant Geordie
49:16
LaForge is, ladies and gentlemen.
49:19
You can get it too with that little
49:22
doodad on his face.
49:23
That always looked like my mom used to
49:24
have these hair clips.
49:27
Yes.
49:29
It was spray painted with gold glitter,
49:31
man.
49:32
They just rolled it from here to here.
49:33
I was like, just put that on LaVar.
49:35
It'll look like you got this funky looking
49:37
thing on your eye and it'll look very
49:38
spacey and futuristic.
49:42
So much.
49:44
All right, guys.
49:45
For nothing happening in CrossFit,
49:47
that was a fun show.
49:49
I think I burned like seven hundred
49:51
calories laughing alone.
49:54
It's the it's the Clydesdale media workout
49:57
plan.
49:58
Listen, if anything,
50:01
we try not to take life too seriously
50:03
on the show.
50:03
And I hope you guys have a good
50:05
time hanging out with us doing it,
50:06
because I'm still I was like last night
50:10
still getting comments about short people
50:12
at ATMs.
50:15
If you have not watched that,
50:16
I'm going to...
50:16
The AI version of it that I put
50:18
onto the thumbnail because I had to sub
50:20
in for Vicky.
50:22
It came out so good.
50:23
It really did.
50:25
If you haven't seen the clip,
50:26
I can't remember the guy's name,
50:28
but it's way funnier than I made it
50:30
out to be.
50:31
He's a comedian.
50:32
When he talks about stretching his toe to
50:35
keep it on the brake and reaching up
50:37
for the Taco Bell, and he's yelling,
50:40
can you meet me halfway?
50:41
Come on.
50:42
Come on.
50:42
Come on.
50:44
God, it was so good.
50:49
So good.
50:50
And he wants Taco Bell to pay for
50:52
his tendon surgery for making the stretch.
50:55
He said,
50:55
Taco Bell going to pay for this MRI.
50:57
I'm telling you right now.
51:01
Mark Phillips says you can catch a cramp
51:03
doing that for real.
51:04
Hey, especially us Masters athletes, man.
51:07
I got to warm up before I go
51:09
to the drive-thru.
51:09
Like, that's messed up.
51:14
We can't go down this rabbit hole again.
51:16
It's not even fun.
51:18
For real.
51:19
I don't have to do that.
51:21
All right.
51:22
Take us out, Vicki.
51:23
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
51:25
room to jazz me up.
51:27
I'm already jazzy.
51:38
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
51:40
saddle.
51:40
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
51:42
saddle.
51:42
Talking to reps,
51:43
real life strength in the battle.
51:47
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
51:48
we cover it all.
51:51
Midday motivation every time we press
51:54
call.
51:56
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
51:58
heat.
51:58
Crossfit, movies, music on repeat.
52:00
Half hour hustle, yeah,
52:01
we building that brand.
52:02
Grab a plate.