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Kelly Ripa, Vanderpump, Erasing Women with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 1: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: When you're on the road, when you're on the go,
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop is the show to know.
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  Speaker 1: She talks Hollywood tales for real life.
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  Speaker 3: Mr.
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  Speaker 3: You'll be addicted and addicted.
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  Speaker 2: Fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in,
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  Speaker 2: listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the original favorite,
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  Speaker 2: old blue eyes. Chris Frangiolla.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Old, older than ever blue eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you say that?
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  Speaker 5: You're gorgeous. Because I've been on the road. I was
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  Speaker 5: on the road for two weeks driving around the South.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: You know, rent a car.
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  Speaker 2: Fine.
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  Speaker 5: And I felt, I feel like it aged me a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think you look good.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You can find out by subscribing to my YouTube and
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  Speaker 2: liking and leaving comments. Oh, I... Get those subscription numbers up, people.
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  Speaker 2: Right here, right here.
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  Speaker 5: I always look it on YouTube. It's well lit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: So I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: Annie tries hard.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, you are coming on the road with me,
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  Speaker 2: and I hope I make it as fancy as other
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  Speaker 2: competing female comedians who have had you with them, but
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I can. I'm no Fortune Feimster. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to say that Fortune... There was a car.
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  Speaker 5: It was, they picked us up at the airport. I
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  Speaker 5: had my wife and my child with me and they
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  Speaker 5: went above and beyond.
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  Speaker 2: I never said you could not bring your family to
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  Speaker 2: when we go to Vegas. I know you went to
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  Speaker 2: Vegas with fortune, but we're going to be in Vegas
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  Speaker 2: for a live juicy skip, which is different than the standup,
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  Speaker 2: but it's juicier. It's funnier. Everything at the Venetian on
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  Speaker 2: May 27th. And we're going to be there Friday night
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  Speaker 2: just to get our feet wet. Right. I have absolutely
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  Speaker 2: no plans, no connections.
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  Speaker 5: In Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: No hookup at all. So I'm putting it out to
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  Speaker 2: you people that work in Vegas, have a restaurant, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Chris and I and Justin and Spencer and your spouses,
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  Speaker 2: maybe not, maybe I don't know. We would like to
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  Speaker 2: have a fun dinner situation happening. Maybe Delilah's, maybe some
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  Speaker 2: other place that's like that. possibly Friday night. Then we
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  Speaker 2: do our show Saturday night. And then after the show,
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  Speaker 2: we want to hit another hot spot.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. But also, can I just say, it's got to
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  Speaker 5: be a legitimate connection. It can't be my cousin's a
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  Speaker 5: busboy at this place. He might be able to... It's
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  Speaker 5: got to be a good one. We don't want to
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  Speaker 5: be standing around and trying to call the bus boy
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  Speaker 5: and his pager's off.
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  Speaker 2: No, if you're listening to this and you are actually
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  Speaker 2: the person.
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  Speaker 5: Right, yes.
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  Speaker 2: And you can send it to therealheathermcdoll at gmail.com or
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  Speaker 2: heathermcdollmanagement at gmail.com. We have some time to get this
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  Speaker 2: shit together. I want to make it a perfect weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Now, what about a pool?
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  Speaker 2: And we're at the Venetian.
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  Speaker 5: What about a pool situation? What about like an afternoon pool?
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  Speaker 5: Because it's got to be pool time.
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  Speaker 2: Also looking for that, but I cannot have anybody drinking
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  Speaker 2: in my pool situation.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a drinker.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I need like, we eat sharp so that
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  Speaker 2: we can have some drinks Friday and we can have
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  Speaker 2: drinks after the show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But we can go to a pool situation and have
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  Speaker 2: some fun.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Which then we will talk all about the pool.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to say that.
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  Speaker 2: We will talk all about the pool and the night
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  Speaker 2: before on the live Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: Perfect, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So, I mean, that's the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to say, fortune did not put these
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  Speaker 5: parameters on me. I was able to drink at the
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  Speaker 5: pool if I chose to. I didn't, but I'm a professional.
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  Speaker 2: I've never worried about you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know who I ran into in the pool in
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  Speaker 5: Vegas and she said to say hi and she was
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  Speaker 5: very happy to hear about all your success? Tig Notaro. Really?
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  Speaker 5: I happened to be swimming in the pool and we're
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  Speaker 5: running to Tig. And we were chatting for a long time.
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  Speaker 5: We had a nice chat.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she said, I know it's Juicy Scoop, and
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  Speaker 5: says that's great for Heather. Tell her I said hi.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't seen her in forever. Anyway, it was fun.
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  Speaker 5: We talked for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there was this little weird thing with Tig and
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  Speaker 2: Cheryl that happened.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: So Cheryl Hines and Tig, I've known Cheryl since, I've
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  Speaker 2: known both of them really long, but I knew Cheryl
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  Speaker 2: from Groundlings.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And we were pretty close. Because to be honest, she
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  Speaker 2: was like, in my opinion- the prettiest girl in Sunday
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  Speaker 2: company besides me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 2: And at that time, female comedians were not that pretty.
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  Speaker 5: Just like a growling sketch theme.
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  Speaker 2: There was Jennifer Coolidge who was ahead of us. I
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  Speaker 2: thought she was the prettiest in the company. And then
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  Speaker 2: I thought Cheryl was next prettiest. And then I thought me.
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  Speaker 2: So I clung on to Cheryl and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: let's go to the Mondrian across the street sky bar.
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  Speaker 2: Because I call and I say I'm calling from the
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  Speaker 2: Ford Modeling Agency to get my girls on the list.
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  Speaker 2: I would put our names on the list. Wow. So
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  Speaker 2: we had some fun. And now they have a podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And they do this thing where they were like trying
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  Speaker 2: to call me or something.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, Cheryl Hines and Tig have a podcast?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And they were like trying to call me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And people were like, they're trying to call you and
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  Speaker 2: you aren't answering. I'm like, I have had the same experience.
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  Speaker 2: number for a very long time. Yeah. Again, I think
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  Speaker 2: Peter set up my phone number when we were dating.
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  Speaker 2: Also real creepy. Yeah. But anyway, it's the same number.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So, but I mean, I don't know. So I think
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  Speaker 2: they might've thought that like, I have any kind of beef.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. Like, I love them both. And I'm ready
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  Speaker 2: to go back to the Sky Bar with both of
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  Speaker 2: them right now, tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: Is it still there? The Sky Bar?
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  Speaker 2: Yes!
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  Speaker 5: Is it really?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they just featured it in Vanderpump Rules for Guys Night.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And in all that scandal stuff, they have a scene
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  Speaker 2: at the Sky Bar. And then that is the first
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  Speaker 2: night that Tom screwed his mistress up. Raquel, afterwards, she
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  Speaker 2: drove him, allegedly drove him home to his house, and
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  Speaker 2: they got together in the car.
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  Speaker 5: I also feel like this, though. When it's available for
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  Speaker 5: television shows, it's not as hot as it used to be.
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  Speaker 2: 100% it's not as hot.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, we can put cameras in here because there's
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  Speaker 5: nobody here.
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  Speaker 2: 100%.
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  Speaker 5: So that means it needs some help.
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  Speaker 2: Which is why they would, I'm sure, welcome us.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely. Get in there, no problem. I love it.
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  Speaker 5: I always loved the Sky Bar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That was a good time. So anyway, and then you
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  Speaker 2: and I are hitting the East Coast in August. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: then we got Las Vegas. San Diego is my biggest
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  Speaker 2: place ever, which is the Humphreys by the Bay in
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  Speaker 2: San Diego.
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  Speaker 5: It's an outdoor venue.
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  Speaker 2: Outdoor venue, which whenever, when I was a little girl,
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  Speaker 2: there was Carly Wilson, wait, Carly Simon. Carly Simon.
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  Speaker 5: Connie Wilson. Two different people.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Carly Simon. Yeah. She did a concert.
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  Speaker 5: You're so vain. Carly Simon.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Anticipation. All of it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's a great song.
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  Speaker 2: Anticipation. And then she did this other song. Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Let the river run. That's an empowering song.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes. Okay, so anyway.
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  Speaker 5: That's from Working Girl or something.
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  Speaker 2: She did a concert, I believe in Martha's Vineyard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's her hometown.
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  Speaker 2: That is like a classic video. And I saw it
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  Speaker 2: as a little girl. And it was at the Golden Hour.
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  Speaker 2: And it was like, obviously, they're like on the beach somewhere. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, one day, I'm going to perform by
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  Speaker 2: the sea.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Like her.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: I manifested it. Yeah. Now, I won't be singing. Or
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  Speaker 2: maybe I will.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I really should.
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  Speaker 5: You should sing. Let the river run. You should sing
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  Speaker 5: that song.
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  Speaker 2: No, I should do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to listen to all her songs. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to start working on it. I'm going to hit
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  Speaker 2: a couple of karaoke bars in between for practice. And
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  Speaker 2: I think this could happen now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's exciting. That's all happening.
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  Speaker 2: And then you're coming with me to the East Coast to,
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  Speaker 2: how do you say this, Mashantucket?
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  Speaker 5: Mashantucket. That's a casino, right? That's a cute name.
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  Speaker 2: That's in Connecticut. And then I'm not really sure. Huntington,
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  Speaker 2: New York.
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  Speaker 5: That is my hometown of Long Island, Huntington. I know
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  Speaker 5: it very well. Okay, so you better.
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  Speaker 2: Pack it out for me. That's at August 12th. The
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  Speaker 2: other one is August 11th. And then Red Bank, New Jersey,
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  Speaker 2: August 10th. And then the West Hampton Beach, New York.
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  Speaker 5: Once again, Long Island. Out there on Long Island.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to stay out there. Yeah. I am
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  Speaker 2: reaching out to friends that have nice big mansions.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And i'm hoping i can stay with them but you
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  Speaker 2: and i will stay at like a sad holiday and
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  Speaker 2: during these other ones that.
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  Speaker 5: You know i can i don't i'm actually much more
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  Speaker 5: comfortable saying is that how they in the name and
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  Speaker 5: somebody i you have such a comfort level staying at
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  Speaker 5: people's homes that i could not have i just can
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  Speaker 5: hear somebody said i got up a little late last
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  Speaker 5: night i heard you see how i don't want to
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  Speaker 5: know that i don't know and i know i got
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  Speaker 5: an apple at two a m you know jupiter for
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  Speaker 5: doing last night i don't want it i don't i
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  Speaker 5: don't want that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, anyway, we're going to have a great time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. But you know who's also going
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  Speaker 2: to be in Vegas in August? Erika Jayne. Oh. She
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  Speaker 2: is back. And she has announced she is doing a...
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  Speaker 2: She says it's a residency. It's 11 shows.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. They consider that a residency now.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I wrote her, congrats, girl.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Congrats. And all the info, she just announced it. She's
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  Speaker 2: back from.
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  Speaker 5: and a residency at what venue house.
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  Speaker 2: Of blues um it's mandalay bay i think yeah house
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  Speaker 2: of blues yeah um so anyway good for her you
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  Speaker 2: know trying to copy my thunder i don't know i
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  Speaker 2: shot the idea of performing in vegas clearly i invented
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  Speaker 2: it yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No who goes to that who goes to the erica
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  Speaker 5: jane show at.
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  Speaker 2: I think a lot of Bravo fans and gay guys
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  Speaker 2: for sure. And I mean, it's like, I mean, she
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  Speaker 2: really can perform and she really can sing and her
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  Speaker 2: songs are really fun. So I do think if you
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  Speaker 2: had a girls weekend, and Juicy Scoop Live is unavailable
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  Speaker 2: that weekend, I would say, yes, go do this, get
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  Speaker 2: your dinner, whatever. That could be fun. Okay, that sounds
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  Speaker 2: pretty fun. So good for her. So you're probably wondering,
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: what did happen to the Donda Academy?
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  Speaker 5: I was wondering.
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  Speaker 2: Kanye West's amazing school.
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  Speaker 5: Where is this school located? Is it here in California?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's somewhere like in the West Valley or like...
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  Speaker 2: Calabasas or something.
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  Speaker 5: Now children go to the school?
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  Speaker 2: Children go to the school. What I understood is that
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  Speaker 2: from everything I've researched, allegedly it sounded like the only
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  Speaker 2: people really going there were like his employees' kids.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That were probably a little bit feeling like they better
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  Speaker 2: go so that their dad keeps a job. Right. That's
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  Speaker 2: my understanding because I don't know who else would go.
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  Speaker 2: But he did hire real teachers and now the real
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  Speaker 2: teachers are suing because they said there was a lack
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  Speaker 2: of safety at the school, including only serving sushi.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So the school served sushi every single day and the
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  Speaker 2: students were not allowed to bring outside food or drink
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  Speaker 2: other than water. That would be so hard because my
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  Speaker 2: kids were picky eaters and every year we had to
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  Speaker 2: give them an earthquake kit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like the school, St. Mel's required an earthquake kit.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, Make sure you have like a can
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  Speaker 2: of tuna or whatever. And I'm like, my kid would
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  Speaker 2: die before he ate a can of tuna. So like,
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  Speaker 2: but I was also like, even in the worst earthquake,
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  Speaker 2: like I can walk over the rubble and get you.
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  Speaker 2: Like we're close enough. You don't need to sleep with
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  Speaker 2: a foil blanket on. Right. But we still had to
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  Speaker 2: do it. But we never replaced the food. So every
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  Speaker 2: year they'd be like, make sure you replace the food
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  Speaker 2: and bring out your, and Peter's like, no, just take
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  Speaker 2: that same thing. And I want to say they also
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  Speaker 2: had sardines and weird shit that would last forever. But anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Canned food.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. No, my kid would die.
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  Speaker 5: Under the rubble eating kidney beans.
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  Speaker 2: He made sure the sushi was nice because he spent
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  Speaker 2: 10K a week on sushi. Two women are suing because
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  Speaker 2: he allegedly violated multiple Department of Education requirements and did
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  Speaker 2: not follow state regulations. Employees were improperly paid. There were
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  Speaker 2: only two female black employees, and they were mother-daughter. One
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  Speaker 2: taught third grade and the other taught fifth.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, so it's like an actual school that goes up
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  Speaker 5: to fifth grade?
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  Speaker 2: The school banned crossword puzzles and coloring sheets. Wow. They
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: were required to wear black head to toe. You know
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  Speaker 2: how he doesn't like colors, like bright colors?
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  Speaker 5: And big fishing boots, big rubber fishing boots. That was
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  Speaker 5: the uniform.
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  Speaker 2: They were banned from using any type of utensils, so
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  Speaker 2: they had to eat the sushi with their hands. But
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  Speaker 2: we like the sushi from Ralph's. You were saying you
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  Speaker 2: like that. I do. I like it because it's like $ 7.
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  Speaker 5: 99.
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  Speaker 2: And they definitely do it. But I get nervous when
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  Speaker 2: you like it when you see it that it's for $ 5.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I think after 3 p.m. they stick a
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  Speaker 5: sticker on it, $ 5. It's not normally like $ 8.
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  Speaker 2: 99, $ 7.
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  Speaker 3: 99.
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  Speaker 5: But then I got to get rid of it. I
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  Speaker 5: got to move it.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, I discovered sushi in college. Never had had it.
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  Speaker 2: This guy, obviously wealthy, like took me to sushi in
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  Speaker 2: this place in Westwood. And then I introduced my sister
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  Speaker 2: Shannon to it. And I knew it was expensive. And
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  Speaker 2: I like, you know, I always hear my mom's voice about,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like fish is more expensive than chicken. If
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  Speaker 2: you're on a date, order the fish.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, always. Okay. So I'm always like, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: even now Shannon and I are like, Shannon's like the
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  Speaker 2: other day, my sister, she's like, because we're trying to
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  Speaker 2: like not eat as much and like get out of
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  Speaker 2: our weird like valley recession from the 90s point of view.
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  Speaker 2: Clean your plate. Clean your plate up. She's like, I
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  Speaker 2: threw away half of a salmon salad and I heard
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: mom's voice in my head. I'm like, I know it's like,
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: it's so hard to like throw away food. My kids
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: are so grossed out about our doggy bags. Both Shannon's
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: kids and mine are like, mom, if you bring over
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: home those leftovers, I'm going to kill you. You never
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: eat them. I'm like, shut up. Anyway, so I, I
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: discover that, you know, you could do all you could
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: eat sushi at this place. I take my sister and
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: I fucking ate so much. And I puked all night,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: and I had a wedding the next day to go to. Oh, no.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: And that's when I then read some article, like, an
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: all-you-can-eat place on a specific night means that you're to
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: eat it that day because they have to throw it
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: out the next day.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: You've got to get rid of it.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: So I never did that again. Oh, man. But I'm
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: not saying Ralph's is doing anything wrong. I love them. Okay,
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: so anyway, moving on. The school banned crossword puzzles. Okay, wait.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: No classes were allowed to take place on the second
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: floor because Kanye was afraid of stairs. Kim Zolciak is also, no,
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: she's afraid of elevators. Anyway, she's a weird housewife that
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: used to be around.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: Well, hopefully she doesn't have a school with a second floor.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: You know, I feel like that, he should have had
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: a school with a, if he was afraid of stairs,
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: he could have built one floor.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is weird. I guess his house with Kim
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: didn't have two stairs. How great, though, if it did
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: have a second story, and then every time she got annoyed,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: she was.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: Just like, I'm going upstairs. And he's like, damn it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He did not allow chairs, so kids had to
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: sit on foam cushions. Wow. Some teachers did not have
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: a curriculum. The mother-daughter duo named Haley and buyers are
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: seeking $ 1 million for lost wages and emotional distress. I
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: think they're going to have a hard time getting that money,
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: but whatever.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: I also feel like this is a little bit on
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: the– if you send your kids to the Kanye West
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Donda Academy, it's a little bit on you. You know,
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: probably better schools.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Like the Will Smith, Jada Pinkett. They had one.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Didn't Mel Gibson have some sort of weird school church
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: or something?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: He had a Catholic church that was going back like
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: a hundred years to Catholicism. He didn't like Vatican II
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: that happened like in the 60s. He wanted to go
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: back to like all Latin and everything.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Like in his yard. It was like in his backyard.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he'd have mass there and then he would
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: go over to, what was the restaurant? Moonshadows.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: And scream at the cops. Sugar tits or something. Oh, boy.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: And then, of course, Oprah famously had an all-girls school.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: She did. And, yeah. There was some conspiracy, controversy about
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: if that school was really for the good of the girls. Oh.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: There's been some rumors that it was not so great.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah. I think there was, yeah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: But I don't really know enough about it.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: And I still.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Well, go on TikTok and get some more information.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I... Yeah, but Will and Jada, they... That school
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: didn't last either. Yeah. And I don't think Willow or
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Jaden ever finished high school.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Is there some sort of tax break or something to
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: have a school? Why would you ever want to do
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: such a thing?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. There's tax breaks for having churches. I
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: knew that. I don't know. I think the same thing.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: It seems like the most.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: First of all, that reason right there alone, also it's
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: a lawsuit. I feel like it's a heavy, you could
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: be sued for a million different reasons.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: It's so interesting, like, thinking about what's a good new
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: business and what's not.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: And I was talking to my friend who also does
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: my nails, and she was like, oh, I was at
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Menchie's the other day, and they were trying to sell
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: the franchise, and they said this is recession-proof. And she's like,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I guess we're really in a recession. I'm like, well,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: wait a minute. I think a frozen yogurt place is
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: kind of a genius place to own. Think about it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: The food doesn't really go bad because it's frozen. The
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: people can serve themselves. It's not like you're dealing with
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: a hot grill.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Like one or two teenagers can run the joint.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: And all you do is just weigh it. Like it's
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: kind of a good, it is kind of a good business.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: I also think though, it's one of the things like
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: if you, if it is a recession, you cut out
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: your frozen yogurt. You know, I feel like that's one
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: of the things you're like, we don't need frozen yogurt tonight.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: You do? I think it's kind of the thing that's like,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: that's your one, like, we're not going to go out
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: to a fancy dinner, but we'll walk to frozen yogurt. Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Also, I think it's a great business if, you know
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: how like people in the olden days would like have
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: a lot of kids to run their farm. I think
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: if you're like, if you're like a mom that wants
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: to have a job and you haven't really had a job,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: but you have a couple of kids, maybe like your
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: kids are like 13, 15 and 16. Yeah. You open
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: that place and they can all work there and work
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: at the Frozen place. Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: It's not a bad idea.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it's available and it's near Fallbrook. Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Near the Fallbrook Mall.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Okay. Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Are the most annoying people on earth.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: And there has literally been, we are doing the research,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I believe there's been over Between 472 and 489 articles
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: written about how hot their sex life is. Yeah. From
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Page Six to People Magazine. I don't know if you know,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: but they've been married for 20 years and they fuck
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: all the time. Did you know that?
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I hear about it a lot.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: How do you hear it? They tell you. Yeah, they
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: tell me. So they got rid of Ryan Seacrest, which
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: nobody really knows the reason why.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I follow Seacrest on Instagram. And he's never looked
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: more relaxed and enjoying his life than the last couple
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: of days since the Kelly and Ryan show has been
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: as ended. He's like making smoothies in his kitchen.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Why did he take the job? I wonder if he
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: just took the, I always remember he, he was one
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: of those people that was like, um, who was that
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: other person that Dick Clark or whatever. Yeah. It came
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: from the philosophy of like, I'm never going to like
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: a Joan Rivers. I'm never going to turn down anything.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I don't care how rich I get.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if it's mutual, like they wanted
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: him to leave and he wanted to leave, but I
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: definitely don't think he's sad about it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: No, I think he's loving it. I definitely don't think he's.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Sad about it. And I think he kind of, I
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: think he accepted it because it was one of those
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: things like, I always thought I'd host a talk show.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And how can I turn it down when at 10
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: years old, I always thought I'd have a TV talk show.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: And then he did it. And he's like, why the
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: hell am I doing this on the East Coast? I
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: can come back to California. I can do American Idol.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I can live in, like, my $ 50 million house.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he does a million other things, too, right?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Right, no. And so, but anyway, so she got Mark Consuelos.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: And I already had predicted, like, it would always be
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: about them screwing and their kids walking in on them
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: and a million stories about that, which it hasn't. It's
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: gotten worse.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard the review. People would.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Here's some of the reviews that came out.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Brutal. Last time I watched, I can go to the
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: mall and watch teenagers kiss less. The beginning of the end.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute. How old is this guy that he's
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: going to the mall to watch?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even think kids know.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Kids aren't even at the mall anymore.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I saw a documentary recently where they're explaining what a
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: mall is.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: They were like, so a mall was a thing, you guys.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, if I watch a documentary about something in
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: history and they're explaining what a mall is, I'm like,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I probably know what this story is in history and
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I don't need to watch it. This was a place
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: where you'd actually go buy something and you could try
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: it on in person and touch it. Like, we're seriously
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: saying this.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Nothing depresses me more than a sad, closed- Some cities
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: you go to to do stand-up and you go to
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: the mall and it's just like all the stores are
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: closed down.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Ugh.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: There's, they have the new stores.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: There's just one frozen yogurt place.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Hi. There is. I've seen like so sad. And they're
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: not even the, the name brand places. Like it's, you know,
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: it's not Foot Locker.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: It's like a little bit off, you know, it's like,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: but they still sell sneakers, you know, Jimmy sneakers or whatever.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: The car is beautiful.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. they have
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Else you have to put me in touch what's it called.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It's dune ideal where dune ideal there's an accent on
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: the e do you mean yes i got it on
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: done deal cars.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Lift please you're going past oh kimmage.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: No done deal cars you couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: go through. It's about what happens next.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: I decided to risk it all.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: What happens next?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: So anyway, she interrupts him a lot. And the way
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: she does it is she touches his hand when she
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: gives him a signal. I'm about to interrupt you because
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I've been doing this for a long time and you're boring.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: You're pretty to look at, but I'm the funny one.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I'm the funny one. And I watched a little and
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: it is pretty boring. And they talk about their relationship
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: up at the top and everything. They used to go running.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Now they barely can walk in the park because they're
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: so old. I'm like, what are you talking about? And
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: then she thinks she's so funny. And she recorded him
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: snoring and she played it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Which gave the critics even a better chance to make
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: fun of it because they're like, it's a snooze fest.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Clearly, when I come to New York in a couple weeks,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I will not be invited to be.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: On Kelly and Mark's show. You're better off probably.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I really kind of think, listen, I have
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: recorded Peter snoring before.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: But I am proud to say, and I revealed a
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: lot about my life, and I have never played it
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: on stage or on the show. I think it's kind
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: of fucked.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Why do you record it? Does it play for him
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: the next day?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Only once. Only once I did. And he did get
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: like this operation that was pretty painful. Oh. And it like,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Does it work? Does he still snore?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: It got much better.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: It got much better, but it's still on occasion. And
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: on occasion, I've been told I've like snored when I'm
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: like so dead tired or I've had like eight drinks.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Either or. So it can happen. And I think it's
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: like such the few times I slept at a guy's
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: house that wasn't Peter. And if they ever told me
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: that I snored, I never wanted to see them again.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I was so horrified. And I was just like, I
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: just think that it's so embarrassing.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is embarrassing. I don't know why.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Embarrassing. Why is it so embarrassing? You're fucking asleep. How
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: are you supposed to know? what are you just not
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: supposed to breathe?
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: And it's also just like a bodily thing, you know?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is really annoying to the, you know,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: to the spouse or the girlfriend or whatever. And, you know,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: where you're just like, I would always just say readjust
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: your body.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: That's what I say.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Readjust your body.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Just really nice.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Just readjust your body. Yeah. Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: I don't snore. I do some sort of weird breathing thing.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: And my wife will just go, okay, roll over. Cause
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: you're doing that. I go. Like I'm blowing up a balloon.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: And my wife recorded it one time, but it's so strange.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: But yeah.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Well, hope you could ever have a talk show. Cause
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: that's going to be the first time.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: But I always just imagine the producers being like, Oh
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: my God, that is funny. That's relatable. That is relatable.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Let's play.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: This is what I say about, When eventually a show
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: gets to this where it's been running forever and she's
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: obviously the star of the show and whatever she says goes.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: And then you surround yourself with yes people who just
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: want to keep their job.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, of course.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: So the executive producer is on board with everything, no
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: matter what. We did it. We've all done it. Oh,
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: that's a great idea. And we all know it's the worst.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: We're like, wait, we've got to get a check on Friday.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: So the next thing you know, you're playing somebody snoring
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: and you think it's all great. And you'd go happy
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: hour with the other writers on the show and you're like, oh.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I remember.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: I can give you a specific example of it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I know. Okay, yeah.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm going to give?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I'm going to guess and tell you if I'm right.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Does it involve Chunk being dressed up in a sexual outfit?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: The dog?
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: What was it?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, is Chunk having sex with Jenny McCarthy?
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Yes. Well, yes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Is it a bestiality joke?
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: It was a bestiality joke. Yes, and then the reveal was.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: These are Chelsea Lely days.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Yes, the reveal was then we show a picture of
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Chunk and they superimpose Jenny McCarthy's head on Chunk. That
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: was like the joke. Like they had a baby.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, they had a baby.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: They had sex. The dog and Jenny McCarthy had a baby.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: The dog cheated on Chelsea with Jenny McCarthy. Yes. And
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: then they had like a baby, like you did with the,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: remember that scene in Invasion of the Body Snatchers where
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: like the bum's face comes out and half of the
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: bum is the dog.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Exactly. So that's what it was.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: And we all sat down and we're like, great idea.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Because we all knew there's a check coming on Friday.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: And then we.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Would break from the writer's room and then I would
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: go into your and Jen's room and I would shut
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: the door and then we would talk shit.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: It was my favorite. It was my favorite.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Or I'd be like, Or we'd turn in our things
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: and then when we were in the Universal lot, then
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: we'd be like, want to get a coffee?
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: The greatest.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: The greatest coffee walk ever. Talking shit about the stupid
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: stuff we had to do. I know. Steve Mommelstein, you
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: sit next to me. He would always under his breath
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: and go, oh my God, what are we doing?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Oh boy. Oh my God. Well, good luck to them.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm. Um, okay.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Uh, Oh, they also said, she also said, my kid,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: she said, wait, first she said, they do their date, okay,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: they also said, Kelly says, that she and Mark are
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: also taking a vow of chastity. I don't know, that's
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: another ploy. Yeah. Because maybe they said, we're talking about
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: sex too much now, we're not, I don't know. Oh, okay, okay.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, they didn't want to. They did a little.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Funny joke because of Amy, make sure you clean this
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: up so I can say. So then they did a
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: funny joke. saying we're not going to have sex at
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: all because of Amy Robach and TJ Holmes.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: They got in trouble because they had sex.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I'm still waiting for them to announce their podcast. They
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: have not.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like the heat, they should have announced
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: it when the heat was on. The heat, I feel
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: like it's gone down a little.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Then the kids blocked them on social media for self-preservation. Okay,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: how soon before the kids start making appearances?
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, like real soon.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's do a prediction.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: How old are the kids?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: They're like all, either they're out of high school or
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: about to be.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: So they're like they're like 23 to like 16 i think.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Okay so there's three of them yeah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: And i mean they're all attractive and everything how could
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: they not be you know but i think that um
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: i think that it's going i'm going to predict that
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: they start making appearances or something by uh june 1st
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: of this year.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: I like that prediction. What does Mark Consuelos do? Was
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: he supposed to be an actor?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was an actor.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: He was an actor. So obviously it didn't pan out.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Not that he's a bad guy.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Did he do work?
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: He was on Riverdale. Oh, he is? Oh, I don't know.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: He's really good looking. I think both of them can
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: totally act. I don't think it's a bad idea. Once
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Ryan said he wanted to leave, I think they were like,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: let's find a host that isn't going to walk away.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: That's her husband. I don't think they'll ever break up.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I think they do have a good marriage. Even if they...
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: This is a show. That's it. I don't think trying
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: to get some other guy, whether it's a gay guy
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: or a straight guy.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Or a black guy or a Chinese guy.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Whatever, just stick with the husband. It's not a horrible idea.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: But I don't think we want to hear about your
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: marriage every day. I think they should treat each other
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: like you and me.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: You're welcome. Yeah. And just.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree. I agree.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Or cut the banter. Get right to the guest. Do
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: we need 25 minutes of banter? Why am I producing
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: this show? I already have a show. Shut up. Whatever.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Okay. Nick Cannon forgot his daughter Onyx when
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: he was listing all 12 of his kids recently.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, that's easy to do. It's a lot.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I think anybody with a lot of kids. I saw
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Kris Jenner, like, oftentimes forget, like, Khloe.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: And she's forgotten her grandkids because she's up to like 12.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of them.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: It's hard to go through. Yeah. Garcelle on Real Housewives
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: of Beverly Hills, one time someone was asking about her siblings.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: She had like eight siblings. She forgot one sister that
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: she loved. Yeah. But.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: And Bruce turned into Caitlyn and now you got to
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: remember that too.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: That's a lot. You can't say Bruce. I've known you
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: as Bruce for many years and now you're Caitlyn. All
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: the kids, all the grandkids. It's a lot.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a lot.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: And she's a squirter. Did you see this?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, so I saw that.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: On Howie Mandel's podcast.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I think I mentioned it on something saying, how desperate
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: are you? That's pretty desperate. No, she was. Later on,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I think it's taken out of context to get for
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: a headline.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, because it was all over.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: She was talking about. She loves her cleaning supplies. She
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: has her own cleaning supply line. And he goes, so
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: you're a squirter? And she goes, yes, I'm a squirter.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a squirter, meaning I squirt the stuff. Oh.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, that was like all over the paper that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: All right. Well, I obviously.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that that was the case.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: But she could be too. I was pretty disgusted too. Yeah.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, are you kidding me? Like how desperate?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: How can any, does every fucking thing have to be
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: revealed to everybody?
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: But anyway, you know, she's got to sell her cleaning supplies,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: otherwise she'll lose her house.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Does she have cleaning supplies? Is that her thing now?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I guess she has cleaning supplies, like natural cleaning supplies.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: She was doing it with Chrissy Teigen, and then I
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: think they, like, broke up with the Chrissy Teigen controversy
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: and whatever. Yeah. All right. And Chrissy Teigen just posted
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: a photo, you know, of her with her new baby,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: which is great.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: I saw that.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: But, you know, here's my bad body. Yeah. I still
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: have a fat tummy because the baby's like two weeks old.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, and I don't care because you
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: were worth it to the baby.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, so when the baby sees us like in 15 years,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: just a reminder, you know, that's why I had to
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: get these tits done. Yeah. Because of you.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: That's why my vag is the size of a tunnel
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: because of you. Like, I'm just kind of like, but
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, whatever, girl. I'm just so sick of
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: people saying, Acting like they're being brave by showing a
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: postpartum body or just a not great body or whatever.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I don't get it why people don't see what the
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: real intention is. Why do I have to point it out.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: For these dummies?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: I agree with you.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: All right. Meanwhile, Randy is a guinea pig and he
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: broke into a female enclosure and he impregnated over 100
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: female guinea pigs. Speaking of Nick Cannon.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Wow. Oh, wow.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: That's, yeah. Well, isn't that what guinea pigs do? That's
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: just their whole life.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: And then these guinea pigs are going to get together.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: And they're going to have to, you know, start screwing
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: each other, which isn't great. You know, a lot of
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: people are realizing that they've married their second cousin or
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: whatever because of 23andMe and they didn't even know it
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: was happening. Really? Yeah. A lot of people are realizing
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: they've married or their boyfriend or whatever. I think pretty soon,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: you know. Do you have to.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: What?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: You don't have to get a blood test to get married.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Do you?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I wonder, didn't they in older days, didn't they kind
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: of do that to make sure you weren't related?
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: They did, yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Well, now I think they have to do a 23andMe.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Whoever created 23andMe should push for that so they can
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: sell more tests.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Right. I never did a 23andMe, but my brother did one,
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: and I figure, isn't it the same thing? You know,
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: like my brother did it, and we're like, yeah, we're
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: of the same genetic makeup. So if he did it,
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: I did it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Well, you're one fourth. You're one fourth of your brother.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: I know, but we're the same.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: You'd have one fourth DNA.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: We have the same mom and dad. So we're the same.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Well, you're not the same unless you're identical twins. You're
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: not the same.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: I know, but with this, like they're like, you're part Norwegian.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, right. Oh, that. Oh, the, yes, that makeup. Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: That what your, yes.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, genetic background.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Your genetic background. I thought you meant DNA. No, no, no.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Your genetic background, yes, is the same. Yeah, I did
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: it and I told Shannon.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: That's when we found out that my mom was 100%
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Irish too and she wasn't half French. Like she thought
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: she was and she was such a fucking snob about it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: She thought she and Jackie Onassis were like best friends
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: because they were both French.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: She made us take French in school. Yeah. We'd go
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: to French restaurants and eat crepes.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, how is she not French? Like
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: when I got this test, because she'd already passed when
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I found out. And she would say, I'm French-Canadian. And
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: then people said, people just said that because the French
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: were more accepted in in Canada than the Irish. Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And so they're like, her family was to come over
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: and just change their name to a French name, but
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: they were truly just Irish. Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So you're like 100% Irish.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I'm 98%. Yeah. And the other is like 2% English
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: or something, but no, I am like, yeah. Oh, and
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: by the way, I was at the, I was at
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: the Beverly Hills hotel last night having dinner with some friends.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: What a life.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Such a great day. And I'm at the bar cause
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I got there early and, um, This older man was
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: there and it was like, it was 1992. He looked
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: over at me and he said, are you Persian? Every
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: dude in the nineties at a nightclub was Persian and
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: would ask me if I was Persian.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Like they wanted. They just wanted to connect. So this
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: guy was Persian.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: And because I have brown hair and brown eyes, there's
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: a chance I'm in LA. I could be Persian. And
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I'm a single woman there sitting there. You know, by myself.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Is that still happening out there?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: And he was like 70. Yeah. So I obviously thought
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I should be grateful to talk to him because I'm
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: past the prime of being a hooker at the Beverly
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Hills Hotel. And I go, no, I'm Irish. And I
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: turned around. I was like, I'm not dealing with this
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: older Persian man right now. And so anyway, that's it. Wow.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: That's what I always asked. Oh, are you Persian?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Now the Beverly Hills Hotels, it's still a happening spot.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: People still go and.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: You know it was really fun they had live music
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: there this guy was great and the food was good
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: expensive but good right i think it's just an iconic
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: fun place to go yeah and my friend kim douglas
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: she's there like she knows the dude right so like
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: she was able to get the reservation and it wasn't
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: like a big deal so we had fun like a
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: good good little girl that sounds fun it was fun
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: um But the mayor of New York said that he's
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: going to ban guinea pigs in New York City.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Why? Because they just hired a rat.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Because there's too many rats.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: But what about guinea?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I think he thinks that the guinea pigs
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: are adding to the nightmare.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Well, they hired a rat czar. You see, they got
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: a woman. Her job is to just get rid of
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: the rats in New York.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to New York, everybody. Yeah. Oh, did you
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: ever go to New York and have your hot... Night Out? Yes.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: With your brother? Who hooked you up? Was it a
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scooper?
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I got a lot of different, great, I got
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: a lot, not actually hookups.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Recommendations.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: But I got great recommendations.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Okay. And where'd you go?
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: We went to a new play, a new Moxie hotel.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: That was downtown. You know, there are Moxies around.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: But they're owned by the Tao Group. Okay. And this
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: was the new one. So it had a good rooftop
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: and a good, we, it was.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Did the Mike guy hook you up? Who? Mike Snaggert.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Who's that? Nobody hooked us up. Everyone just gave us places.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: And then there's a place. The place to be is
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: called Bad Roman.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: This is the restaurant you want to be at. Apparently,
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: it's next to impossible to get into.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go there.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: Bad Roman. It's in Columbus Circle. Bad Roman.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Bad Roman people, listen. Yeah. I'd like to go. I
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: would like to go on Wednesday the 10th.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: May 10th. Put that out there because you want that.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: I'm putting it out.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I'm secreting it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: You want that. You want bad roaming.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: What kind of food is it?
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: It's Italian.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Yum. That's what I want. I want Italian in New
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: York City. Yeah.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: So I think you should go for that.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: And then are there rats there?
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I think there's rats everywhere. Why are they everywhere?
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: My daughter loved the rats. That was her favorite part
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: of New York. She still talks about it. She's like,
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: the greatest thing ever was the rats. Then they were,
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: She loves seeing them running on the street, running in
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: the subway.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: You really are seeing them walking around?
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Kind of. If you go out late, you can see
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: them running under the garbage. You know, those piles of garbage.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know, barf.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: That actually really freaks me out.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Does it? It doesn't bother me at all, really. I mean,
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: I kind of got it. It's an old city that's
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: built on a big.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, shut up. That's disgusting.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Millie Bobby Brown shares close-up of her engagement ring from Jake.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Bon Jovi. So he is Jon Bon Jovi's son. Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: They're like both like 19. And I just thought this
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: was kind of an interesting topic because, oh, he's 20.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: She's 19. And I just think it's kind of well,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: first of all, I'm glad that Drake stopped calling her.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Because that was really weird. Remember when Drake, not my Drake,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Drake the Singer. Drake the Singer.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Your son is calling.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Remember when Drake the Singer was like texting her and stuff? Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: And everyone was like, that's weird. And he's like, I'm
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: just giving her career advice. Why is it weird that
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I'm texting a 14-year-old? Yeah. Get your head out of
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: the gutter. Anyway, so I do think it's kind of interesting.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I've noticed that more and more really young people are
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: getting married.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Because there's no fun anymore. There's no fun out there. Like,
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: there's no good times. Oh, good point. Yeah. So, like, well,
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: why not? Why not get married? Because there's no more
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: spring break or, you know, the fun things we used
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: to do.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: There's no spring break.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: There's no more tanning booths or Brazilian cut jeans or,
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: you know, the shit that everybody did on a Saturday night.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I was telling Brandon how, like, on a Saturday night. Like,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: like my friend Liz and I, we just drive up
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: and down Wells Drive and look for a party.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Every single Saturday night.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: And there would just be teenagers out and somebody's parents
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: in Tarzana, Encino had chosen to go to Europe or whatever. Right.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: And you just went there. Yeah. You just went, we
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: literally would party every Saturday night and just be like,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: the music would be playing, you just drink beers or whatever, coolers,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: wine coolers, and go on.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: And so- You'd start prepping around Wednesday for, you know,
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: you'd go to the Chess King in the mall or whatever,
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: get yourself a shirt.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Get, you know, whatever to tan. The grossest thing ever
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: was the tanning booth. You were never tanning.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I can smell- Oh, it's- The smell of my burning skin.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, burning skin.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Of what it smelled like. And I remember I walked
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: into an open house- That was Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Remember they were married? And she had, I walked into
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: her walk-in closet because my mom was a realtor and
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: it was in Westchester County. And I'm like, I literally
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: rode my bike from St. Mel's in my uniform to
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: go to this open house. Yeah. And I went in
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: there and I saw all these corsets, beaded corsets. And
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: then I went in to the bathroom and they had
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: their own tanning bed. And I was like, one fucking day.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: One day, I'll have a podcast.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: So popular.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: That I can have my own tanning bed. So gross.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: I don't have to.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Go to a tanning salon. Yeah. Yes. But I also think, oh,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: speaking of that. So because I thought about it, I
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: left Brandon alone. Junior in high school, 17 years old.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: He could drive for several days when we were on
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: our trip. My mother-in-law came for Easter, but then he
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: had like days alone. And then she came and then
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: days alone. Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: And.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I do. I'm fortunate enough to have a Porsche convertible.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I love it. Right. And never did it even occur
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: to me or him to take it out.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, so not risky business.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: So then I thought about risky business. Yeah. And I
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: was like, have you ever saw a movie called risky business?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: He's like, no. And I go, Oh, it's kind of similar.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: This kid's a junior in high school or senior freshman,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: you know, first year, whatever he was in high school. And, um,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: parents go away for a week on a trip and
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: they're kind of wealthy. And he takes the Porsche out
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: and then the Porsche goes into the ocean or whatever.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: And then he has to pimp out all these prostitutes
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: to all of his friends to pay it back. Brandon
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: was like, wait, what? And I go, it's with Tom Cruise.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, we're going to watch that movie together.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: It's a great movie.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, yeah, that fun can't happen now.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: No.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Get married at 19. Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Get married.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Also, I want to say what's interesting is like, I
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: think that there is going to be a movement towards
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: more people getting married younger because I want to say,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I do feel like the best people you may meet
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: are like, the ones you know from high school and college. Right. Like,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: and everybody told these, like, 30-something women that are now
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: 35 and they haven't gotten married yet, no, you don't
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: want to marry your high school sweetheart. No, you don't
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: want to marry the college guy. Like, you want to
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: live your life, get your job, blah, blah, blah. But then, like,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: when you're ready to get married at, like, 34, all
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: the best guys oftentimes are snagged.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: And now they built their wealth with their wife and
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: they have homes and this and that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: And you've got to wait to get them when they
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: get divorced again. And then once they get divorced, they're
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: on Tinder or whatever, and they've got a different chick
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: every night coming to blow them because they owned a home.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: Is that all it took?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: That's it. Wow. And you're like, what? Yeah. I built this.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I have this great career and this and that. And
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: that is why I think women say it's so hard.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Because they were told, don't be that dummy that got
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: married right out of college. Live your fun life. Go
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: on all those vacations. Screw life. Like the women and
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: sex in the city, that was a story written by
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: gay guys. Nobody was screwing anyone at a gym. Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: But a gay guy.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Remember when Miranda was sleeping with a guy at the gym,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: sweaty after the gym?
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: No chick is going to fuck someone for the first
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: time after doing squats at a gym in a pair
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: of Lululemons. There is no way.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Some people are into that sort of thing, right?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Men.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, men, like buy dirty panties and stuff.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Women are not.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, women.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to say on behalf of men, I'm
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: personally not into dirty panties. That's not my scene.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I'm saying gay men.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's who wrote the script.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, gay men wrote it. You're right. Yeah. I got
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: a little bit of an inside story about Sex and
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: the City.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Please tell me everything. I was performing in New York
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: City at this venue called The Cutting Room, which is
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: a fantastic venue. And it's owned by Chris Knopf.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: It's semi-owned by him. He's like a partner in it. Anyway,
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: so and then the owner was there and we were
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: talking after the show. He was very happy with the show.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Anytime you want to come back, blah, blah, blah. And
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: he goes, sorry, Chris wasn't here to see it. You know,
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: he would have loved it. And I was like, oh, yeah,
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: how's he doing? And he goes. He's great. He's great.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: He's a little upset about everything that went down. It
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: was cancellation and all that. He really wants to work
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: and he just can't.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: For termine people, he's Mr. Big. And right when the
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: show came out, there were allegations of him sexually assaulting
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: like three different women.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like on set.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: And so then they cut any flashback scene that they had.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: And he was let go from a CBS show with
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Queen Latifah and all that stuff.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: So, and then now he's, I think, you know, can't
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: really get work. I mean, the guy worked nonstop. He
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: was on a ton of things.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: For a law and order.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for everything. Anyway, so the guy, and he was
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: just like, and he's really upset that Sarah Jessica Parker
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: never talked to him again. Like never, after it was done,
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: never reached out like, hey, I don't agree with what
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: you did, but, you know, we had a long run together.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry about how it went down, but we got
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: to let you go. Like it was just done. And,
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, I guess I understand. Like, it's not Sarah
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Jessica Parker's business. You know, she's like.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: But that just goes to show you that that's... You're
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: not a real... That wasn't a real friend. Of course not.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: You're a Hollywood friend. And the minute you get some
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: stink on you, I don't want to smell it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: Right, right, right. Yeah. But I thought that was interesting.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, okay.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Got it. Of course.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: But wait. Speaking of which, I want to talk about
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: something with this. Because Ali Wong is in a... Ali
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Wong is in a little bit of.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: In the news.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Ali Wong is a very funny comedian. She's divorced. She
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: has two kids. She's in a show on Netflix called Beef.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Which I kind of love because it's like filmed in
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: like West Hills or the Valley or Calabasas. So I
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: kind of like it. I just started watching it. It's
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: very good. She is dating Bill Hader.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I heard they were dating. Then I heard it
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: was over. Now it's in the prep. But I knew
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: about this a couple of months ago. I had it
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: inside track on this one. What are you saying?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently some people are going after her because- The
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: star of the show, David Cho, faces backlash over a
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: clip of him telling a story on a podcast from
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: 2014 of how he sexually assaulted a massage therapist.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Well, what does that have to do with Ali Wong?
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I agree. It has nothing to do with her. It
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: has nothing to do. And Netflix. I mean, the thing is,
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, it's an awful story.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: But- It's a story. Right. And like I do think,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: you know, everyone now has podcasts. Everyone's telling their life
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: stories or whatever. But I do want to say as
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: a comedian, when we tell stuff on stage, we can
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: say this happened to me. And oftentimes it could be
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: 100 percent true.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: It could be 50 percent true or it could be
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: 5 percent true or it could be completely made up. Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: And so when you see other comedians or not comedians
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: talking in a podcast situation, Right. It's for, it's a
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: comedic conversation and oftentimes for entertainment purposes. Right. So we
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: don't make up stories when we talk because we're friends,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: but I'm assuming some people might. Yeah. To shock or
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: be entertaining or whatever. But even if this was true,
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: he could always say, I made it up. Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: There's like Bobby Lee's in trouble for a story he
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: tells on some podcast.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Bobby Lee, there's a Reddit thread about him that he
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: did a podcast. But I wasn't sure if it was.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: A long time ago or not that long ago. I
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: believe it was, well, I don't know how long ago,
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: but it wasn't recent.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: But when I heard it, it was a story that
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I recall I heard before.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: And it was, I got this sex worker in Mexico.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: And when we had sex, she cried.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And I think the point of it, from my perspective
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: as a comedian, I'm not condoning.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Anything, but it's self-deprecating. Yeah, he was saying, I'm gross.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I'm so gross that this was the worst experience of
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: this sex worker's life. And that is where I think
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: it came from. And if you know Bobby Lee, that
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: was a lot of his stories that he would talk
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: about on stage and whatever. And so here he's trying
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: to be entertaining and There's no way of knowing if
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: either one of these stories are true unless these women
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: come forward with receipts. And I was at this massage
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: place and this happened and this happened. And now I
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: am suing these people. Then we can say, okay, now
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: we've got to get rid of these people forever. But
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: that isn't the case.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: I would say this for anybody who's like telling stories
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: on podcast. I would stay away from sexual stories these days. Totally.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Because even in the early days of Juicy Scoop, every
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: now and again I would tell sexual stories. And I'm like,
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: I'm almost embarrassed by it now. I never told anything
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Right. Because you never did anything like that. But even
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: if you're like dating someone and you're like, I slept over. No,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: you're right.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: But there's too much of a risk of it seeming
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: like you're an asshole.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: So I would just stay away from any of that
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: type of stuff and just talk about guinea pigs fucking,
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, I agree. Like, you know, and it's not
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: that funny. Okay, so let's get back to some other
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: fun stuff that's happening. Brittany is writing her book, allegedly,
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: and it's brutally honest.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: I've never been more over somebody than Britney. Yeah, I
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: know you're over... Say you're Mark Consuelos, Kelly Ripon, however
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: you are of them. This is my threshold of Britney Spears.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: It is beyond... It has topped out. It has more
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: than topped out. And I cannot believe that anybody is
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: still semi-interested in the exact same thing on Instagram. Every
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: single day.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: There's nothing that she... Can say really. Well, maybe she can.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: But you know it's not going to be her.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Right. But even if she's sitting down with somebody who were,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: she's telling stories and then they're trying to write it
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: in her like way. I don't know. I'll believe it
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: when I see it.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: I'll believe it when I see it too.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I believe it when I see it. And you're not
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: going to see it. So, you know, she did another
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: dancing thing. And she wrote, I did eight videos yesterday.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I was excited because I haven't danced in forever. I
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: need a baby stroller today, literally. I guess that means
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: like because she's having a hard time walking maybe because
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: she worked her thighs so hard. Anyway, I thought it
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: was pretty– it was a tiny, tiny bikini bottom. A
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: couple versions of this. It's boots, tiny bikini bottom, and
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: then it cropped off the shoulder top.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Dancing back in the original Cheesecake Factory foyer.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: And I sent this to Drake. I sent a video
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: of this and I said, just know if I ever–
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: if you ever open up your IG and see me
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: doing this, my Drake son. It will be me impersonating Britney.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Is that more or less embarrassing than being Britney's sons?
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: And he says it's not embarrassing.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's nice of him.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: So I just want to say I shouldn't judge anything
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: because if my son doesn't care, but I think my
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: son is also really smart and he knows, like, if
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I have to do that, it's because I need it
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: to get some views on TikTok, which leads to people
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: listening to Juicy Scoop, which leads to us making more money,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: which leads to him having a new golf club or whatever.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Um, so hopefully her kids don't care. Okay. I wanted
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: to get into, this is a little bit of old news.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: It's last week. Yeah. The Dalai Lama who honestly, I
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: never really understood who the fuck the Dalai Lama was. No,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: no offense. I, I just, I felt it was always
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: something that someone said, like even the Dalai Lama, like
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: they'd always just reference the Dalai Lama. I didn't even
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: know the Dalai Lama was like still alive. I didn't
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: even know what really the Dalai, but anyway, he is,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: and he's 89 and he was, um, A little boy
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: came to him and he kissed the boy on the lips.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: And then he said, now suck my tongue. And he
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: stuck out his tongue. And everyone kind of giggled and
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: encouraged it. And the little boy then did it.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: But he said it. He goes, suck my tongue. Yeah. Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: I watched the video.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: And obviously people went crazy. Like, what is this? Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Other people said.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: He's a jokester.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: He's a jokester. He was doing a tight five at
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: the improv tomorrow.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, listen, I'm a jokester too. I don't need
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: anyone to suck my tongue. That's not one of my bits.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Other people said this is something in the Tibetan world.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did hear that too.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Like a sign of respect or I don't know what.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Other people wondered, does he have Alzheimer's?
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Then looking up.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Though, what's nice for their people is they have the
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: lowest amount of Alzheimer's or Yeah.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Anything.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: So whatever they're eating, we should be eating because they
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: don't have dementia. Tongue.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: Little boy's tongues. Yeah. It's all bizarre.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: But then I had this great guy on last week
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: that told these amazing Hollywood stories. And I follow him
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: on TikTok, Scott Nathan Photography. And he had a story
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: about how this model called him. And she's like, oh,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: my God, I'm on this plane. And she's FaceTiming. And
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: she's like, and she was with Bill. According to him,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: she was with Bill Clinton and the Dalai Lama. going
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: over to like Rome or I don't know, go to
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Europe on like a Gulf stream. Right. And so I'm like,
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: I don't really understand how he, you get, I like,
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like their Pope, I guess. Right. You go,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: you go through the ranks and then they say you're
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: like the holiest person. And I'm just glad this wasn't
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: the Pope because I would do so much shit for
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: like having a kid at a Catholic boys school right now.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: If I like.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah. Cause the Catholics, they don't have any issues.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Listen, I agree. I agree.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: I haven't heard anything about that.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, I agree. But, like, obviously, that would be
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: really bad. Yeah, yeah. And it would be hard to
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: say that that was part of a thing. Right. He
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: would definitely have to pull a Tom Girardi, the Pope,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: and say, I have full-blown Alzheimer's, and I don't know
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: what I was saying. This guy just was like, well, sorry, but,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: you know, I wouldn't mean anything by it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: But the thing was, the apology wasn't even him. It was, like,
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: his office said, like, the Dalai... Like, it would have
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: been him saying... uh, you know, his own apology, but
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: it wasn't, it was like a weird apology from his
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: camp that said the Dalai Lama has got a sense
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: of humor. Right. Um, you know, who knows? I don't, I'm,
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: I'm with you. I just, I don't, I'm now I
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: sound ignorant. I don't really know the Dalai Lama is,
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: is it a Buddhist thing? I'm not, I don't really
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: know exactly.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: What it is. And he's like the sixth most like reviewed. I, Sorry,
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I think he's gross. End of story.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care if he has Alzheimer's.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: I don't care if this is a cool way to
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: greet an old Tibetan man. I think it's gross, and
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I would not allow my kid to be around him. Yeah.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Some people are upset that this Honey Burdette lingerie for
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: their latest model is featuring a man wearing In a
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: bra and underwear.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say this about all of this, what's
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: happening now.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: And this is the New York Post, and I follow
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: all these stories. I'm a little fascinated by the Dylan Mulvaney,
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: the Bud Light, this. Thank God.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Just to remind people, because I haven't talked about it,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: because I've been afraid to.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Talk about it. Oh, I'm ready to talk about it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Okay. Dylan Mulvaney was born a man, was an out
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: gay man. Got on TikTok.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: And shared her transition to become a woman. Right. And
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: her surgeries and her hormones and her facial surgeries and
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: all of that. And she gained 11 million TikTok followers.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: She got invited to Kathy Hilton's Christmas party in which
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: I was not invited.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: And then she got the Nike ad wearing sports bras
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: and she also got Bud Light. to put her face
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: on a can. I don't know if that was just.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: It was just, I guess, yeah.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was like a real campaign.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, they weren't like on the shelves at Ralph's, right?
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: No, they weren't. They were doing it, yeah.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: And then Kid Rock got upset by that, drew attention
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Shot up some beer cans.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Allegedly, they lost $ 6 billion in stock. Right. And... Okay.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: And so then, you know, now a lot of people,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: and then this came out and some people are upset
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: about this. And then the lingerie is like, hey, if
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: you don't want to support LGBTQ and how we promote
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: our stuff, don't buy our stuff. We don't care.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Okay. So now I'm going to let you talk and
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: then I'll give my opinion.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Go ahead. Okay.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Here's my opinion. First of all, I would like to
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: thank the New York Post and Tucker Carlson and all
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: the people who seem absolutely obsessed with any type of
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: this type of stuff, whether it be trans or otherwise.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Because honestly, I would not know who these people were
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: were it not for the New York Post and fuck.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: i like the dylan mulvaney who would know but i
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: feel like tucker carlson has some sort of weird fascination
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: with with these people and i i mean honestly i
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: don't kid rock too it's like i don't even i
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: wouldn't have even known the the bud the bud light
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: thing had i not The other thing is, let me
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: just say this. This is influencers. They're all, he's an, sorry, whatever,
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Dylan is an influencer on TikTok. Everyone needs to stop
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: because what has happened is now these people have gone
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: and they, I guess they hire young staff members. The
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: White House, Bud Light, all these people. And they're like,
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: we need, what are we going to do here? It's
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: like when we were on Chelsea Lillian and used to say,
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: we need a viral video. Because they knew nothing. Like,
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: we need a viral video.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't need a viral video?
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: A cat shitting is a viral video for no reason.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: You never know. So anyway, that's what we used to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: go through. It doesn't work that way.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: So an older person hires the younger people, yes.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: So they come in. It's happening at the White House.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: So now the White House is literally in the press room.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: They're inviting TikTokers to come in. And I was like, whoa,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: we need to stop. everybody stop let some shit be
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: for old people yeah and let some shit be for
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: young people the world this is young people shit yeah
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: it's not a we need to just step aside and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: let whatever's happening happen and and also we don't need
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: tiktokers in the fucking press room at the white house
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: asking i don't need some guy in a bra and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: panties asking about china you know like just let's separate
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: the two worlds But they feel like they have to have,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: you know, Dylan Mulvaney has to say something about Bud Light.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: I'm like, Bud Light needs to go. Somebody over Bud
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: Light needs to go. No, it's not. Bud Light's an
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: old man beer.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: We don't need Dylan Mulvaney.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a great, it wasn't a great match. You know,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: like there's other things that Dylan could do.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: There's nobody looking at a beer and going, you know,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: no 21 year old or Drake's age is going, you
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: know what? I might have a Bud Light because I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: just had Dylan Mulvaney's on the can.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: And I want to be inclusive with my beer. It's
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: not happening.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Never in a million years is somebody drinking Bud Light
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: because of Dylan Mulvaney.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: So it's just so stupid. I know your dad was
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: in advertising.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: And there has to be one old man at these
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: places who goes, all right, enough crap. You know? And
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: sometimes you do need some sort of common sense.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but Dylan Mulvaney
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: is fine for happy dad or whatever.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Caitlyn Jenner's out there promoting. So, but the whole thing
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: is just overblown bullshit. Right.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: And listen, Dylan is a genius. Like she makes a
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: shit ton of money. She's super famous.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: You know, and if someone's going to give her the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: account to do it, then fine. Right. But as a woman,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: as a woman, oh, this is so scary. Right. But
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: I do feel there's something going on in the world
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: that is scary for women right now. Like what? Very scary.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Like just realizing that like we are kind of getting
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: erased in certain ways. Right. Like I just saw a video,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: and I think this is a video that cannot be
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: excused in any way.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: A mom- was at a place trying to go to
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. Right. There's two bathrooms. There's the men's room,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: and then she went to what was always the women's room,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: and it's now the all-gender room. All gender's welcome. Yeah,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: but that's like.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: First of all, I don't know if that's.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: I never had a problem with a trans woman.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: There's women's rooms.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I never had a problem with a trans woman coming
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: into the bathroom and using it, and I still don't.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: I had a joke in my act for a long time, like,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: that's why it's nice when a new restaurant opens, you
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: just have, like, three... individual stalls. I think that's a
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: safer way for everyone and a better way if you
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: can afford it. Now, if you're not building from scratch,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: you've got the two bathrooms and the two plumbings and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: you've got to accommodate everybody now. So, you know, that is,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: and it is a little bit weird now because there are, listen,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: when it was all started, there really were people, a
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: very small percentage of the world that saw themselves, men
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: who saw themselves as women and became women and we,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: and wanted to live a life as a woman. And like,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: that's respectable. But when you see, honestly, the biggest thing
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: that concerns me is the safety of women in female prisons.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: And that is terrifying how so many prisoners that are
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: men are now in transition or even just identifying and
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: have a penis. Right. With their penis, they are entering
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: female prisons. Oh. And that is... The whole point of
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: having a female prison when it started was to protect
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: women from being attacked and raped. They cannot. Women don't really.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Women do not rape each other. They really don't. They
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: don't have a body part that can do it. They
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: cannot penetrate. That is a serious thing. And that is
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: what's scary. If you put on your driver's license like
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: I'm this and then you get arrested. Right. And then
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: you're in this. I don't know what they should do.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Now we have to create all new prisons, and then
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: even that's going to be hard. So I get why
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: it's a huge discussion, and I get why people are concerned.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: There's a big difference between Dillon Mulvaney on a Bud
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Light can and women in prison.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying that's why people are starting to talk
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: more and more about it.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing. It's also, you don't feel this
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: is lit. Here, I'll try and simplify it as best
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: as possible. If your biggest issue in life Is Dylan
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Mulvaney on a Bud Light can? I feel like things
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: are going pretty well for you.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: It's not my biggest issue.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying you personally. I'm not saying you personally.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: I'm saying anybody.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: I don't care if anybody makes money or anything. I
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: just think, like, I do feel for the women athletes.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I 100% do. I agree with that one.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: And I think Riley.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Is really brave to be talking about it. The latest
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: one is the surfing. Right. That now men can compete,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: biological men who identify as women can compete against the
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: female surfers. Right. And so that one girl with the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: missing arm, that famous surfer that lost her arm to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: the shark, Bethany Hamilton, she's speaking out about, like, all
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: this tells me is I am really glad I am
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: not a young girl that got up every day at
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: 5 a.m. from 5 years old on, and now I'm 19,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: and I'm in college playing a female sport. I'm really
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: fucking glad. I'm glad I never was athletic. I'm glad
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: I had boys. And like, it would suck if, or
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: I'd suck if I was the mom that gave up
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: my whole career to get my kid to a place
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: to compete. And there's nothing we can do about it.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: And if you say anything, then you, you might be,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: you know, seen as this like horrible person. And so
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: I just think that's why more and more people are saying, please,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: if you do feel that way, just think, think about
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: the younger sisters coming up and like what, like, And
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of women were so accepting of
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: our trans sisters, they didn't think about how other people
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: could take advantage of it that weren't really doing it
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: for the right reasons. And who it could screw over later.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: And that's why I think it's such a hard topic
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: and a scary thing. And I also think the other thing,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: this is also true, I think when you hear about
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: somebody saying, my child is a nine-year-old boy who identifies
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: as a girl right and she now wants to play
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: soccer on this little girls team versus the boys team
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: right everybody's like absolutely my god that's so mean not
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: to let this little trans girl play with her friends
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: on the on the girls soccer team of course you're
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: going to let her right but that little boy good
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: little girl who little boy who identifies as a girl
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: born as a boy That little soccer player.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: My head is spinning.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: But that little child can grow up to be 6'5. Right.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: And now playing against the girls' teams. Yeah. And that
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: is where it's like... I just don't... That's how you
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: don't know what to do.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: My feeling is I just don't know if it's as
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: prevalent as people are making it out to be.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: True.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: I know there are some... How often is it? There
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: are outliers.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: It's not. And the fact that people are saying it is,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: is feeding into bullshit. It's all bullshit.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Or they feel if they don't speak up now, it
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: will become.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Let me stop everyone's panic. It's not. It's not going
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: to become that.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: We'll look back on this.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Please do.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: And I hope not. I hope that women are still
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: able to secure their spots.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: It's going to be fine. There'll be outliers where it happens,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: like the swimmer and all that. It's not going to
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: become a prevalent issue. And the fact that people are
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: trying to make it seem like it's going to is hysteria, craziness,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: cut it out.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I think this moment of a Bill Maher
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: show is great. And I'm not afraid. And you don't
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: have to worry about cutting it out. I want, I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: want to share my opinion because I think it is
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: a hot topic and I think it's, I think you're.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: Everyone's going to hate me for.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: No, I think they may hate me. Right. They may say,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I only all.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: Agree with Chris. I'd be 50-50 on the hate.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: But this is coming from someone who is non-athletic.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: Me neither.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Last picked on the team. This doesn't affect me.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: I would have loved to have gone over to the
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: girls' team. And honestly, I probably would have failed out
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: of both.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Like, listen, I mean, I have a lot more gay
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: friends than I do straight. Right. Like.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: As do I.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, so yeah, but I am seeing, you know,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing all of it and I'm, just, that's why. Okay,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: so moving on. Buy a bra, buy a bra. They're
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: beautiful bras. Honey Burdette, beautiful bras on men, women, trans, whatever.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: They're pretty bras. Black China has deactivated her allegedly $ 240
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: million OnlyFans account. I wonder if there was really choice.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: It's a dead end. She said she has left.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: And she's taken out all her plastic, different injections. Injected,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: she said. And plastic surgeries.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Black China says she made $ 240 million in 2021. Oh,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: she is saying that. They said they called her the
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: voluptuous mother of two. I wish I was described as that.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, you can be.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. No? No. It's a dead end.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: All that stuff is a dead end, and I know
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: that I'm worth way more than that. She wants to
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: set a better example for her kids. I also want
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: to say, if you make $ 240 million, you don't have
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: to do OnlyFans anymore.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: No, it's time to deactivate the account. You won.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the whole point. I hope every woman doing
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: this can get to the place that they're so successful
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: that they're like, I don't need to have to put
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: on the Honey Burdette bra anymore. I can just go
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: to Target down the street in my sweats and be fine. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: So kind of interesting. Good for her or not. I
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: really don't think she made $ 240 million, but I think
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: she made a lot.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Well, I feel the same way about the Cash Me
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: Outside girl because she's another one. It's like $ 70 million
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: in one day or something. Are these numbers real? They
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: can't possibly be, right? There's got to be some sort
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: of overblown.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: Because Black China is not even– is she also going
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: to change her name back to Susan Jones? Because it's
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: really not Black China, right? That's not her name.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Angela.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay. So she's going to go back to just–
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: But her mom.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Is saying Tokyo Tiny. What's her name? Tokyo Tony.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: Tokyo Tony. Saigon Susie.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: So anyway, did you hear about the popcorn fiasco?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: I did. I did.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: So Jesse James Decker's sister, who is married to an
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: MLB player who makes $ 5 million a year or something,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: went on a smaller plane that was under the United umbrella.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: And she's pregnant, five months pregnant, and allegedly said that
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: she was with her two kids alone and they gave
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: them a popcorn snack and the little kid dropped the popcorn.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: It was in the aisle. And then a flight attendant
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: who they have not identified who that flight attendant is,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: if it's a man or a woman, came up and said,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: with a wipe and a bag or something, and said,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: the captain, this is the weirdest part, the captain wants
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: you to clean up your mess. And then the sister
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: allegedly got on her knees and was picking it up, crying,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: and saying I was humiliated. So then the husband tweeted about,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: I hate United, whatever. The tweet's in there? Okay, so
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: then the husband said, The flight attendant at United just
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: made my 22-week-old pregnant wife traveling with a 5- and
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: 2-year-old get on her hands and knees to pick up
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: the popcorn mess by my youngest daughter. Are you kidding me? And,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: you know, in a photo of the two kids that
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: seem very happy, they have their headphones on and their iPads.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: And I guess they were full from the popcorn. But anyway.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of popcorn on the ground. I saw
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: the video. You can see the picture with the popcorn
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: on the ground.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, you can? Yeah. Okay. Anyway, so there was a
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: lot of controversy, people saying, like, You know, that is awful.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Other people say, if you have that money, much money,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: why are you traveling alone? And, you know, and are
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: you really high risk? And could anyone even tell she
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: was pregnant at five months old? And people do kind
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: of need to, like, take care of their kid's mess.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: And people have cut back on the cleaning crews of
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: these airplanes. And I, I don't know. I definitely feel,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: I feel the weirdest part is the captain flying. That is, like,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: the weirdest part. Like, how would the captain know that
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: there was popcorn that fell?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: Who's the captain?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Let's hear it.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Let's do it. It's the captain speaking. Is there popcorn
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: on the floor?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: It's so, yeah. The captain doesn't even, the only time
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: the captain comes out is to take a pee-pee.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: And then they block it off.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: Just let him pee.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: Let him pee-pee.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, that's what I think. I think it's
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: so weird. And I also feel like there's not one
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: other witness to this story. Yeah. Besides this girl. And
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: this is what I think. Only Heather's opinion.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, I think I'm with you on this one.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: As a mom who's been pregnant, who has been with
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: two other kids, because I have three, including my stepdaughter.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: There's been times where I was pregnant with Brandon, I
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: was with two other kids. And for whatever reason, Peter
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: wasn't around. Yeah. And I'm not saying I've ever done
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: this because I really haven't, but I thought about it.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Like maybe exaggerating, maybe you're at your wit's end and
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: you kind of exaggerate and create a story to tell
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: your husband because you're like, Fuck you. Like, I'm losing
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: my mind. Why can't I have a nanny travel me
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: with you cheap son of a bitch? Yeah. And really
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: probably what I'm guessing what happened is the popcorn fell
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: over and the flight attendant said something like, you know,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: you're going to have to clean that up. And it
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: was kind of rude and went like, can you take
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: care of that or can you watch your child? Something
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: like that. And then it was like, she went crazy.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: And as she was picking it up, like probably started
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: to cry and have a nervous breakdown and then like
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: wrote her husband or told her husband the story. And
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: then Jessie Decker, Boo Boo, whatever her name is, she
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: got on it too, because it's her sister. Because now
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I feel the girl is like trying to make light
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: of it. Like she took a photo with her daughter
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: with the popcorn. And I think she's kind of like, oh, shit.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Like the story got way bigger. I just wanted my
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: husband to feel like a cheap dick and feel sorry
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: I actually like that theory. That's a pretty good theory. Yeah. Also, popcorn,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: it fucks you. My daughter loves popcorn and it is
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: a mess. It is everywhere. But also, I'll say this.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: Flight attendants aren't really, they're not housekeepers, you know?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: No, and they shouldn't be.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: And normally they don't, like I've seen messes on planes.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Not just kids. People are, like when I get off
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: a plane after, like you walk down the aisle, it's
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: a nightmare.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I purposely really try to get them all
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: that trash. Yeah. Because it all helps. It helps the
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: next person. Because if there is too much cleaning to do,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: then that flight's delayed. Then the next flight's delayed. Like, listen,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: it is what it is. It's not 1965 where my
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: dad said, but I would bring home all those extra
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: little bottles of liquor.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: Remember that?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: In like the 70s. And then they'd say, they'd do
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: these fun games where they'd be like, okay, hey, men,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: take off your shoes. Whoever has the biggest hole in
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: his sock gets a free drink. Oh, really? And they
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: used to play all these fun games.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, man, let's bring that back. Whoever has the biggest
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: hole in their sock gets to clean up James Decker's popcorn.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like, because it was all business men dressed up,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: and it was, like, hot, you know, flight attendants, and
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: it was, like, a totally different world when Kris Jenner
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: was a flight attendant before she.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: Met Robert Kardashian. Now it's a bunch of angry old men,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: the flight attendants. They're, like, older men.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: I have Now I don't ask for anything because there
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: was a time when I said to a very strapping
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: young man flight attendant, strong, good looking, gay, just my type.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: And I said, I'm like, can you help me with this?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: And he's like, absolutely not, to get the bag up.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, absolutely not. We don't do that.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard people say that too. And then I
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: kind of understood because.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, if he pulls out his shoulder, now he's
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: not only hurt, but then now he can't work. So
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: they probably tell them not to. So I never, ever ask.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: I just struggle with it enough near somebody, you know, like,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's really good if it's like someone that's
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: like in the military or something, they'll hop up in
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: a fucking second. But like, I just try to get like,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: and I go, you know, and then a stranger will help.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you a sad story about flying that
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: relates to Juicy Scoop?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: Like two weeks ago. I was at, I left my hotel,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: you know, around 7 a.m. to head to the airport.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: And I took the free breakfast, whatever, Hilton Garden Inn
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: free breakfast. And I took a yogurt from the free breakfast,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: stuffed it in my bag and said, I'll eat this
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: on the plane. This will be perfect. And I got up,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: you know, we've plane flying and now we're at high altitudes.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, this will be a perfect time for
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: my yogurt. I pull it out of the bag. And
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: I open it, and it kind of explodes a little
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: bit because I guess it builds up whatever pressure. And
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: it explodes a little bit. And a little bit where
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: it gets all over my jacket. Some of it gets
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: on my glasses.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: God, what a nightmare.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: No sooner does this happen, the flight attendant comes up
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: and goes, I just want to let you know I'm
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: a huge, juicy scooper.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were going to say, I just
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: want you to know the captain needs you to clean
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: up that yogurt. here's a wife and here's a trash bag.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: She goes, I'm a huge, thank you for making me
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: laugh all the time. And I was like, oh, thank,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: and I swear she must've been like, walked back to
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: the other flat and says like, I think this old
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: timer's like lost his mind. He's covered in yogurt.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: Activia. Was it Activia?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: Is that the poo-poo yogurt? That's Jamie Lee Curtis' poo-poo yogurt. Yeah,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: but it was so embarrassing. I'm like, oh, you couldn't
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: have come up five minutes before, five minutes after. You
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: got to come when I'm covered in yogurt that I
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: stole from Hilton Garden Inn, you know, three hours ago. Anyway, so.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: And then yesterday at the 99 cent store. I wasn't
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: happy I was at the 99 cent store in Woodland
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: Hills right here.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like $ 1. 09 for you.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: Well, it is. No, it is a lot. I bought
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: a pool float for my daughter for $ 14.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: 99.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: That's not $ 0. 99. No.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: But anyway, I need an extension cord. There's a reason
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: I had to go. Anyway, I'm checking. And that's kind
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: of something you want to be low-key on. And the
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: cashier at the end of the night goes... Oh, Juicy Scoop.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: I love this.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: I know. I got to go to the 99 Cent story.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: What does she look like?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: She would have freaked out. Yeah, she's a nice lady.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: But anyway, she was a Juicy Scooper, too.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah. Well, thank you very much.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Listen, I think being a flight attendant, it's a hard job.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: But my theory is that she exaggerated the story.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: I love that theory, actually. I kind of agree with it.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: Okay. armpit hair is all the rage. I knew it
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: was going to happen.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: I don't like it at all.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Rachel McAdams poses with her armpit hair showing.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: I know. I don't like it.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: There was a girl in college that let her leg
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: hair grow and her armpit hair grow.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: I'm seeing that one a lot too.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: And she was in her sorority and we didn't recruit
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: her like that. She became kind of like hippie-ish. And
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: she said, you know, the reason why is The armpit
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: hair is like, she said it was like some hygiene
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: reason why you shouldn't shave it or I don't know.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: I was just like, I disagree.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: But whatever. I saw something that was so shocking on
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: TV the other day.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Now, I was away. I didn't have my way to
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: go back on a DVR. So I couldn't go back
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: to find out what the commercial was. But I swear
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: to God, this is not from a dream. This is
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: a real thing on a real commercial.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: And I know we've all seen, you know, every type
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: of person being featured. No. Other than an attractive model
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: on TV.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: That was over. That was it. Earlier when you mentioned
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: the Ford Modeling Agency, I was like, God, remember the
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: Ford Modeling Agency?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Remember when people were like, when pretty people could work? Yeah.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: Now they'd be like, now they'd be like, Do they
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: have empatigo? No. Then forget it. They're not getting on
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: this cover.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Now, I had noticed some... Okay, first I'm going to
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: say what I saw because it was so shocking. Okay.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: It was... I'm going to use all the right terms.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: It was absolutely a cis female. Okay? Meaning a girl
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: who identifies a girl who was born as a girl.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: That's who the model was.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: She had a face of makeup. She had red lipstick.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: She was selling something.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: And they zoom up and she's like, And she has
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: an unwaxed female stache. Yeah. And I'm talking law.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: I saw the commercial. It was on during the Super Bowl,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: I believe. Yeah.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: And they never address the fact that she has a stache, right? No.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: I forget what it's for.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: But I saw the commercial.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: Someone needs to tell me what that is. Yeah. We have, listen,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: a lot of people felt like America's gone too far.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: This was the moment I said, I'm fucking out. I'm
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: ready for the apocalypse to happen tomorrow. Once it's okay.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: I knew the armpit thing was coming. Well, once it's
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: okay that women start growing out their female mustaches while
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: having makeup on. Not in a prison. Not if you're
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: in a cave like that Spanish woman for 500 days.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: She just came out. I mean. I kind of wanted
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: to stay back in. I agree. That's it. It was
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: an Amazon commercial.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's for Amazon.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: I've accepted unibrows.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: I can even accept the armpit hair.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Female stache. Uh-huh.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Fucking cancel me. I'm never going to accept that.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: I'm going to agree with you on this one.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: Mostly because the amount of my life that I've spent
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: first started with bleaching. Then I went from just waxing.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Now I just do the whole, like, Get rid of
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: your dead skin and shave all at the same time
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: because I was told never to do that because it's
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: going to grow back like Charlie Chaplin. It never did.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: Well, now it can be in an Amazon.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: It doesn't. Now I need to grow up. Now I
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: can actually get a commercial. Yeah. No, not okay.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: I know. I'm with you on this one. I'm 100%
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: with you on this one.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: A lot of people think that's what I'm saying, like
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: what I've suffered as someone that's brunette that's had some
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: facial hair situation. The reason I don't want to see
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: people rock it is because I'm jealous because of what
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: I've suffered. A lot of people feel like that's why
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: people with thin privilege is against people that were not
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: thin getting thin on Ozempic. Oh. Because they're like, you
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: were always naturally thin.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: But maybe you didn't have a great face. But your
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: best friend who had a beautiful face, who was heavy,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: you were okay with that. Yeah. Well, now the beautiful
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: people that were a little heavy... are now getting skin,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: skinny next to a Zempik. And then those original skinny
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: people with not a great face are like, you're going
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: the easy way. It's all going to come back. They're like,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: they're like, no, you just don't like that. We can
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: be your size. You that you are not supporting women.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: And I support women, but I do not support rocking
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: female mustaches on cis females out in the public. And
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: I'm ready for the, You ready for the backlash? Something
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: tells me that the Juicy Scoopers- They're going to be
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: on your side on this one. I believe that the
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoopers who listen to this are on my side.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: And in the famous words of Kelly Dodd, Real Housewives
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: of OC, when she was mad at Shannon and they
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: were in Ireland, she said, shave your fucking face. And
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: ever since then, I've been like- Oh my God. Shaving
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: my face. Yeah.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: Not okay. Okay. I'm going to, yes, I'm 100% on
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: board of this one. This one is.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: It's too far. Yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: Too far.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: You can... Remember, it used to.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Be like in a carnival. There'd be a bearded lady.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: That was like a freak. That's right. It was like
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: a circus act.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: They would get a job for that.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they would do a job for that. You'd be
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: a circus act.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: So Annie just left the newsroom. She said, the story
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: is in the commercial. The girl is about to get
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: rid of her stash. And then she realized some really
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: great people in history, like Freddie Mercury, had a stash.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: So she's going to keep it and rock it and
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: wears an outfit much like Freddie Mercury. That's fine. Freddie
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Mercury was a man. Again, I know we're in a
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: genderless society.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: It's wild times.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: So, okay, fine.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: Do you ever feel, I know this is a fun discussion.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: I could do this shit all day.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Good, because you're staying here. You have to go to
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: your Dodger game so I'll let you go soon.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: I have to go to my Dodger game. I was
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: at the Dodger game yesterday.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: And I was sitting with some comedians. Last night you
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: guys won. Oh, you don't identify? I'm a Mets fan.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Because you were born there? Yes. Because you were born met?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: You can't transition to Dodger?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I think, honestly, you've been.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: It is funny. You have been in LA.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Listen, I disagree with this. Okay. Because if people have
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: been living as a woman, if you were living as
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: a woman since you came over here at 22, 24? No, 21.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: When did you come to LA? So you've been living
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: as an Angeleno.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Since 21. Yeah. You were born a Met. Uh-huh. And
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: now you've been identifying as an Angeleno.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: But you are refusing.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: I choose to stay.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: To transition.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: I know. It is.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: And actually, weirdly, is a similar. That's a good analogy.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: It does kind of. But anyway, I went to the.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: And I was with some comedians.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: And I hadn't seen one in a while. And I said,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: how's everything going? And he goes, I'm just really depressed.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: I'm so depressed. And we're at the match game.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: And he's like, I thought he was kidding. And I
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: kind of like laughed. And he's like, no, seriously, like
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: that's why I don't do stand-up anymore. Like I can't
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: even leave the house. And I was like.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Well, how are you getting to the doctor? Of all
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: the things to go to.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: He goes, I'm on new medication and things are getting better. Oh, good.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: And I was just like, does this happen a lot?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: Like they're getting hits and fun things are happening.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: I wanted to be a supportive friend, but I'm like,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: not the place.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: And then I saw they have. So that, like, not
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: two minutes after, they're promoting a day at Dodger Stadium,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: Mental Health Awareness Day at Dodger Stadium, with a hat
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: that you get, like it says, Mental Health Awareness Dodger Hat.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 5: So I guess these are, I love it. I'm all
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: about it. Right. But these are just, we are, everybody's
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: got a day. Everybody's got a day. Yeah. It's great.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: I don't, I never had a day of anything. I mean,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: I did because I'm a white guy, you know, so
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: I always had a day.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: You have Father's Day, but they can't call it Father's
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Day anymore. Yeah. What do they call it? They're calling it,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: they're calling it parents. I don't know what they're calling it.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: Is it really not called Father's Day? No, they don't
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: want to call it Mother's Day anymore, but they're keeping
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: Father's Day. And hence, why we're being erased.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: Do you really feel you're being, like you're, You're in
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: a good place right now.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: Do you feel happier than ever?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: I'm old. I am happier than ever. My life is great.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: Thank God I was born when I was born. If
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: I was born any earlier, I wouldn't be any help
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: to society. If I was born any later, I wouldn't
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: be any help. Right.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: I love telling your story. I tell it to a
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: lot of my friends.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: What is my story?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to tell you because I don't think
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: you know. I think you're too concerned about women's prisons
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: to enjoy your life.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My sister's behind bars because my biggest fear is
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: to go to prison.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: And I just thought it was because I would have
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: to grow a beard and not have my little razors.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: Then I thought I could be funny and entertain people.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Not if I'm getting raped.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not if you get raped.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Not if I'm getting raped by fellow prisoners.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: Get over here, Freddie Mercury.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: But go on, yes?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I mean, here's the thing. And I feel a
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: little bit, certainly not to your success, but similar. We
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: were on a scrap heap. You know what I mean? Like,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: it was over.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: And I was actually talking about this with Tig.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: And we were on a scrap heap. And then you
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: were like, kind of like, I'm going to do a podcast. Like,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: why not? Nothing else is happening. And it got to
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: the level that it's at. And that's fucking amazing. Like,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: you are, I mean, better than you've ever done in life, right?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent. Yeah. A hundred percent. I have no
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: desire to do anything. If something comes to me, great.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: Who was it? Actually, oh, I did an interview and
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: someone said, what is your goals for the next five years?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I mean, I'm so happy, and maybe
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: someone could say I'm not that ambitious or whatever, but
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so, yes, would I like more people
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: to know who I am? Would I like to sell
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: more tickets easily? Would I like more people to listen
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: to Juicy Scoop? Yes. But no, I don't have any
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: other thing like, oh, I've got to play this place,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: or I just want to win an Emmy or be nominated.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: I have none of that. I want to be- Completely.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: On your own terms.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: A person of a certain age, which in most cases,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: you're just dead in any business.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: Right. A woman, certainly.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: And you've beaten the odds on everything.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: God, Chris.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: Age, female, all of it. And to get to this level.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: And you're concerned about penises in women's prisons? Get over it.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: Who gives a fuck?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: Because I may end up there one day. I don't know.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: It's happened to my friends, Teresa Giudice. It's happened to...
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Jen Shaw.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: Like when I feel the gates close on my place
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: in Tarzana, these gates we have, you know, they make
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: a big junk.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: And we have these 10 foot hedges and I'm just like,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: I think I give a fuck about Dylan Mulvaney and
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: about like, can't it? I'm I did it. I got
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: a pool. I did everything I need to do here.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: Bye bye.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: So you don't care about helping young women. No, no, no.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Just kidding.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: I honestly don't. I feel like there'd be other people
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: who can handle that. I'm good.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: That's fine. You're helping in other ways. Yeah. Like being
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: on Juicy Scoop.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: That's it. You're bringing joy to people.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: This is a really scary thing and then we'll end
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: it on the show because I think this scares the
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: shit out of me.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: It's terrifying.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: So turned out the end of the story is these
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: people are okay, which is what I'm going to tell you.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: But this mom has a daughter who's on like a
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: ski trip with her friends. And she gets a call
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: from the daughter's phone and it is the daughter's voice saying, crying, mom,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: help me. I've been kidnapped. And this person then comes
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: on the phone and they demand $ 1 million. The girl's
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: only 15 years old. And the man gets on the
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: phone and says, listen here, I've got your daughter describing
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: how things would go down. You call the police, you
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: call anybody. I'm going to pop her so full of drugs.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: And then shaking, like I'm going to, and then I'm
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: going to take her to Mexico. I'm going to have
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: my way with her. And then I'm taking her to
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: Mexico where she would be a drug addict, disappeared, sex trafficked,
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: everything at 15 years old. She said she didn't have
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: the money. And he goes, okay, I'll lower it to 500,000.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: They got her voice. So anyway, thank God they realized
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: that through some of the other moms that were with her,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: she got on another phone and called and they're like, no,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: she's going down the bunny run, whatever. She's having a sandwich.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: They realized that now this has happened before, but this
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: is the next step in that they were able, AI
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: was able to take, and this girl wasn't like a
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: famous TikTok girl or anything, but she had an Instagram.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: She'd been on a couple of things. They were able
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: to match her voice, even crying. So it sounded like
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: her real daughter's voice and cadence.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: So crazy.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: And in the past, Because I remember I did a
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: story on this years ago. I had someone come on
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop and tell the story of how this happened
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: with their brother.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: And they say, we have your brother and this and that.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: And they ended up going to a store, doing the check, whatever,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: sending the money from a grocery store, this and that. Yeah.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: This whole awful thing when they never had the guy
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: at all. Right. And the guy had no clue. And
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: I can't remember all the details of it. So now
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: they've upped the thing with the AI. Yeah. And- I mean,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: and actually AI just is scaring the shit out of me.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: And it is the infancy of it. It's just beginning. Like,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: it's going to be wild. But this is once again,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: I just got to shut my gates. Remember there was
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: a movie called.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: AI and it was like the people had like a
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: fake son?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: The Spielberg movie.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Didn't they have a fake son? Like that you could
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: just design your perfect child, which you kind of now can.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: You can basically pick the perfect embryo and everything.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: Thank God that wasn't around. Because I don't think I'd
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: be the design my parents would have chosen. You know
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: what I mean? Yeah. Thank God I'm able to, because
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: I have my calves, and that is nice. Like, they
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: would have chosen better calves.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: Well, even when my sister was having her fertility issues,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: and she thought she would maybe need to get an
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: egg of mine. Yeah. And the doctor said, what about
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: using your sister's egg? Just because I was a couple
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: years younger, and I hadn't had any kids yet.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: And... My dad's like, I think it's fucking weird, you know? And,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: and I was like, well, and I remember I asked
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: the Wayne's brothers, what would you do? And they were like,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: if my brother needed my sperm, I'd give my brother,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: you know, to have his child. Right. And she's like, well,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: if I use your egg, it'll be 25% DNA. Right.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: So it will still be some of my DNA. It
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: won't be my child. And, um, and I was like,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: I thought about it and I said I would do it.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: And then turned out she didn't need it. She had
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: her babies herself. Yeah. But like I did say I
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: would do it because she goes, well, it's OK. There's
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: in Dr. Paulson's office. I remember being there once and
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: there were these girls who were donating their eggs. And
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: this girl had come down with her sister from San
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: Jose or whatever. And then I thought about it and
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, listen, I'm not a 4.0. You know,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: I wasn't like the smartest. I got into college, but
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: I wasn't like such a genius. I mean, people. I
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: tell my kids I was a 4.6 because I went
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: to SC. But the truth is, in 1988, you didn't
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: have to have a 4.6, okay? But they can believe that. Anyway, so,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: but I was like, and I'm not athletic, you know?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be on this way. Your kid's
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: not going to understand. But I'm like, but I have
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: some other talents, and at least I know I'm, like, healthy, right?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: And so I'm like, so, you know, and I go,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: I think I'm better than a San Jose stranger egg.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, so like you can have it. No offense
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: to San Jose. Yeah. Come to Sacramento in the fall.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm just like, you know, but I
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: do feel that like, but then I also thought about
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: the fact that like, what if I did that? And
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: then her kid is everything. Like he's smart. He's a genius. He's,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: and then I'm at that, my nephew's, you know, medical
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: school graduation, why my kid is like, barely got out
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: of high school. And then I'm like, to everyone around me,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: he's not really my nephew, he's my son.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: And then I'd be like, what if you get the
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: one good egg? Because my parents had five kids, and
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: I was the best egg. Shannon and I were the
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: better eggs.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: You don't know!
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: What if you give your one good egg to your sister?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: That's a great point.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: You're left with the one egg that's slow to roll
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: and has to be held back in first grade, and
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: you're like, fuck.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you make another comedy special and you
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: don't call it I'm Better Than a San Jose Stranger Egg.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: Heather McDonald's Better Than a San Jose Stranger Egg.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: Not the greatest thing, but yeah. So it scares me.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: And I actually said... I think education now should be
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: making a strong, strong move to all tests need to
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: be oral. Everything needs to be based on personality because
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: anyone can get these papers and everything from AI. And
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: the teachers can't even keep– like we used to read
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: Cliff Notes and rent the movie instead of reading the
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: book in 1988. Yeah. And then the teachers caught on.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: And they would rent the movies. And then they would
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: ask us a question that was only in the movie
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: but was different in the book. Yeah. And then the
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: teacher was like, I know that Heather and na-na-na. I'm like,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: sorry that I had a blockbuster card. Because it was
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Tales of Two Cities or something, that hard book.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Tales of Two Cities.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: And there was something about waving a flag or whatever.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: And she's like, why did everybody say this? And someone's like,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: because in the movie. And then she was like, fucking
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: shut up.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: So then... Like they could figure out the cliff notes
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: and they would know what to ask to prove that
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: you didn't just read the cliff notes. But they can't
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: keep up with the AI and what's a real paper
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: from your kid. And what's... I mean, used to be
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: writing a paper was... The hardest part was, I thought,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: going to the library, finding the actual books. That took
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: like five hours using that method. Yeah. And then getting
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: the information.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 5: The Dewey Decimal System or something.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: And the writing was the easiest part. Yeah. Yeah. Now...
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: They are not even writing it. So it's like, if
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: we're going to teach our kids something, we've got to
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: teach them how to just be humans. Because we're not
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: going to be humans anymore. We don't need women anymore.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: We're not going to need humans either.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: Women will be the first to go. And I have
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 5: a young child. I've got to worry about all this shit.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: I just... Just stay behind your gates.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 5: Sometimes. You know, my wife will be like, we'll go
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  Speaker 5: to like get her clothes and she'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: isn't this a cute dress? I'm like, let her choose her.
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  Speaker 2: We joke.
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  Speaker 5: We have fun with it. What do you people know?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: Chris. besides coming on the road with me, tell me everything.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening to this Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you tonight?
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  Speaker 5: Tonight I'm in the one that you always used to
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: do the joke about walking on the side of Jacksonville.
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  Speaker 5: I'm in Jacksonville, Florida tonight at Comedy Zone.
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  Speaker 2: Just one night? One night.
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  Speaker 5: Then I'm on to Tampa. Sidesplitters in Tampa. It's only
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 5: a few tickets left. That's Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great club, and it's in a nice little shopping.
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  Speaker 5: Square tucked in the back. And it's a great room.
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  Speaker 5: And then West Palm Improv the next night.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 5: West Palm Improv. Zany's in Chicago. Rosemont. Nothing better than that.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 5: And downtown. That's Rosemont is April 30th. Downtown is May 2nd. Indianapolis,
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 5: Helium May 3rd. St. Louis, Helium May 4th. And then
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: Omaha Funny Bone, May 12th and 13th. Frangelo.fun has everything
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: you need. Cover to cover is my podcast if you
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 5: want to hear all my crazy ramblings.
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  Speaker 2: Chris, I love you.
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  Speaker 5: I love you back. I've always enjoyed doing this. I'm
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: truly inspired by everything you do. Thank you for being
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: a friend.
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  Speaker 2: You're so nice. I'm so glad that I didn't stop
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: being your friend because you were accused of sexual assault
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  Speaker 2: like Sarah Desert Parsons did.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So let's hope that never happens because I will act
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: like I never knew you.
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  Speaker 5: Will you?
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  Speaker 2: But I will say, and everybody, go to heathermcdoll.net. You
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: can join my Patreon. You can get all the tickets there.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: Make sure to buy the tickets for my show.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: And come out to our... We're going to have some
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: fun with these live shows we're doing together, right? Because
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 5: we got it really good at the end of last
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: time we did them together.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: It's going to even be better.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: And because it's a live Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. And it is.
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  Speaker 2: And we do not like, you know... This is, we're
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: saving special stuff for that.
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  Speaker 5: So Long Island and East Coast.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: And then all those shows. It's all going to be good.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: And anyway, go to heathermcdall.net. Subscribe to the podcast here
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: on Apple and as well as, you know, anywhere you listen,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: but also on the YouTube because we film it. Chris
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: looks cute. Yeah. He spends a lot of time on this.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And we really would like more people to be aware
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: of everything that Chris said of how great I am.
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  Speaker 5: You are. You are really great.
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  Speaker 2: Love you, honey.
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  Speaker 4: Bye.
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  Speaker 5: Love you back.
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