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EPISODE 35: Cupid Called...We Hung Up And Called Chris · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:00
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• 1:14
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it Mama Clock yet? I am going crazy.
• 1:19
  Speaker A: Heck, yeah, it's Mama Clark. Somewhere. You're not seeing double.
• 1:44
  Speaker C: You're seeing trouble. Oh, my God. You just. You just told me not to scream. What do I do? I scream.
• 1:51
  Speaker A: I wanted that to be triple, but he insisted on it being trouble.
• 1:54
  Speaker C: Trouble.
• 1:55
  Speaker B: We got him back.
• 1:55
  Speaker A: We got him back.
• 1:56
  Speaker B: Well, to be fair, I never had him.
• 1:59
  Speaker A: I know you decided to have strep throat, and I.
• 2:03
  Speaker B: And I am vibing with you. I'm so excited.
• 2:06
  Speaker A: Cheers.
• 2:07
  Speaker B: Cheers.
• 2:07
  Speaker C: Well, I'm drinking coffee, but cheers.
• 2:09
  Speaker A: Yeah, me too.
• 2:09
  Speaker B: And is decaf.
• 2:10
  Speaker C: Decaf?
• 2:11
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 2:12
  Speaker B: This house sucks.
• 2:13
  Speaker A: We're on AIP diet. Chris Williams is back for our Valentine's Day special. Let me just prepare.
• 2:23
  Speaker B: Can you do that with that?
• 2:24
  Speaker C: And let me preface to as they're putting on their little props here. Aren't I giving? Like, you tell the one, like, the cool kid in, like, eighth grade, like, wear Valentine's Day shirt. He comes in, like, the one.
• 2:34
  Speaker B: The one pink shirt he has in the back.
• 2:36
  Speaker C: No, literally, I got this store, and.
• 2:37
  Speaker A: I was like, gay men, like, don't own anything vibrant.
• 2:40
  Speaker C: No, I own vibrant, but, like, I don't own pink, like your style. Thank you. Thank you. I like what Emily's wearing. I would wear this in, like, a black.
• 2:48
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, you would.
• 2:50
  Speaker B: You can have it.
• 2:51
  Speaker C: I might. I might wear it to Valentine's Day.
• 2:53
  Speaker A: Funny thing about that Shirt, though. Emily and I got to come to Zara with me. So we go to Zara.
• 2:58
  Speaker B: I don't have anything. She goes, which one?
• 3:01
  Speaker A: Yeah. She goes, ew, I hate that shirt.
• 3:03
  Speaker B: Wearing, but I cannot take you seriously in those glasses.
• 3:08
  Speaker C: Put them on your hat.
• 3:09
  Speaker A: I know.
• 3:09
  Speaker C: Just take them off.
• 3:10
  Speaker A: No, I could do one thing. So for. Wait, Valentine's Day.
• 3:15
  Speaker B: I know. I went all out. I'm a little mommy. Also, I'm repurposing all three of these things for my kids, so please give them back.
• 3:24
  Speaker A: I can't focus with these things on my head.
• 3:26
  Speaker C: Like, I can't distract and take it off.
• 3:28
  Speaker A: Anyway, so Happy Valentine's Day. Chris Williams is on the pod because we just needed views, so we.
• 3:37
  Speaker C: And I'm nothing special, so.
• 3:38
  Speaker A: Nothing special. You're very special. We're so excited to have you back, though.
• 3:41
  Speaker C: Thank you. I'm excited to be back. Dominique texted me. She was like, what do you think about coming on the pod for, like, Valentine's Day? I was like, next question. And she was like, wait, does that mean no?
• 3:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, I kind of got mad.
• 3:50
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 3:51
  Speaker B: I feel like I would think that was, like, rude.
• 3:53
  Speaker A: Yeah, I was like. I was like. And then he didn't answer. I was like, okay, what's happening? I need to call him right now. Then you called me.
• 3:57
  Speaker C: Chris was on the clock.
• 3:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, on the clock. Then you called me, and I was putting my son down. I was like, all right, I'm on the clock.
• 4:01
  Speaker C: You sent me a video with you of sleeping. Yeah, but I saw also, I feel like it's only right that now the whole trifecta is here.
• 4:08
  Speaker A: This was supposed to be what it was supposed to be the first time, but it was co host. Co host.
• 4:12
  Speaker C: Co host.
• 4:13
  Speaker A: Now it's co hosts, and I'm stuck.
• 4:16
  Speaker B: I'm pumped about it. I'm so excited you're here, because guess what? We have a lot in common.
• 4:20
  Speaker C: What do we have in common? This was not in the outline. This is not in the outline.
• 4:24
  Speaker B: No, I was just thinking, like, we both grew up with single moms, okay?
• 4:28
  Speaker C: Right?
• 4:28
  Speaker B: We both are obsessed with Dom and cousin not said.
• 4:33
  Speaker A: Anyway, you're obsessed with us. Go on.
• 4:35
  Speaker B: Obsessed. And we both love dick.
• 4:37
  Speaker C: We. Why is it Dom included in me?
• 4:40
  Speaker A: I know.
• 4:40
  Speaker C: What the fuck are you. Are you eating Ba. Bafs on the side? No. No.
• 4:45
  Speaker B: You talking about muff diving? No, you said the muff pie. That was that.
• 4:49
  Speaker A: Wait, why don't I, like.
• 4:51
  Speaker C: I don't know.
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  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 4:52
  Speaker A: I love dick.
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  Speaker B: Okay.
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  Speaker A: My husband's Dick. Cheers to love you.
• 4:54
  Speaker C: Amen.
• 4:55
  Speaker A: No, I love my husband's dick. She loves all dick.
• 4:57
  Speaker B: Wait, I don't discriminate.
• 4:58
  Speaker C: Wait, let me say something, because now, since we're talking about dick, it's reminding me of a story that I have. And I know we're not at story of the week. If you're. So am I.
• 5:05
  Speaker A: Or we are at story of the weekend.
• 5:07
  Speaker C: Okay, good. I'm going off script. So you just said dick. It reminded me. So I don't know if you guys saw, I posted a TikTok, basically how I was accosted at Dino and Harry's in Hoboken.
• 5:17
  Speaker B: Fuck Dino. Fuck Harry.
• 5:18
  Speaker C: Didn't need Harry. So I'll give them benefit of the doubt.
• 5:20
  Speaker A: But Dino and Harry's is so good.
• 5:22
  Speaker C: Well, so.
• 5:23
  Speaker B: Never going back.
• 5:24
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 5:25
  Speaker B: So homophobe.
• 5:26
  Speaker C: A couple of people said it kind of fell off, but aside from the food, I don't even care about that. It made me feel uncomfortable. Oh, no, no, It's Hoboken.
• 5:32
  Speaker A: It's always Hoboken.
• 5:33
  Speaker C: But basically, long story short, guys, my story is it's been four degrees. As everyone knows, me and my friends, we walked from this one bar to Dino and Harry'. I get there, I'm in my cute little beanie. I have maybe like, insert picture here.
• 5:47
  Speaker B: I love you in a beanie.
• 5:48
  Speaker C: Yeah, I have my, like, nice little beanie on. And Dino comes up to me. He's like, take your beanie off, telling me the story. Then he leaves, comes back and he's like, well, I just hope he doesn't like pickles. Talking about dick to my three girlfriends.
• 5:59
  Speaker A: Wait, I never heard of that saying. What do you mean, pickles?
• 6:01
  Speaker C: Like, he was like, I. Well, I hope he doesn't like pickles. Like, I could. You could pick up what he was putting down.
• 6:06
  Speaker A: Wait, why didn't I pick that up? I would have been like, I love picks.
• 6:08
  Speaker C: I don't know. And you clearly didn't pick up that phone and look at the TikTok. Because I explained it there.
• 6:11
  Speaker A: I did, but I didn't understand them. When you said the pickles.
• 6:13
  Speaker B: That's very obvious.
• 6:14
  Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. So then he walked away, and it was just very weird. So that's my, like, sad story of the week.
• 6:19
  Speaker B: Rude.
• 6:20
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 6:20
  Speaker A: I don't like when you don't know me. And you're a condescending prick.
• 6:24
  Speaker B: I'm.
• 6:24
  Speaker A: I laugh at cond.
• 6:26
  Speaker B: You're so. Wait, you're actually. Now, I have a question for you. If you're like. Like, I think if I saw you walking down the street. Like, people probably don't assume you're gay. Well, so you look like a very hot straight man, and I probably hit on you.
• 6:39
  Speaker C: Well, one, I love that. Two, I feel like my girlfriends, their family will always think I'm dating them. My one friend, Jackie, her grandf parents will message her and be like, who's the playboy you're with? It's so funny.
• 6:49
  Speaker B: Yeah, you look like that.
• 6:50
  Speaker C: No. So they'll always think I'm, like, straight, but then I open this mouth and the rest is history. Too far.
• 6:56
  Speaker A: Sorry.
• 6:57
  Speaker C: But as we're talking about how I was accosted at Dino and Harry's, so just closing the loop on Dino and Harry's. Let me say something. I'm loud, proud, outspoken, and that was honestly a moment I haven't had in a while where I was like, wait. He was kind of, like, dulling my sparkle. I was like, wait a second. And it's not like I walked in like, this. My place.
• 7:13
  Speaker A: Yeah, right, right.
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  Speaker C: No, I walked in respectful, in a leather jacket from Italy, and I was like, I was ready to eat. And real quick to what you said about you hate condescending people.
• 7:21
  Speaker A: Yeah.
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  Speaker C: If you're a business one. And if you're a business owner and you've got people coming in the cold, taking Ubers in traffic for an hour to be at your place, respect them.
• 7:31
  Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
• 7:32
  Speaker A: It's like people like that think they're funny.
• 7:34
  Speaker B: No, you weren't.
• 7:36
  Speaker A: Laugh, laugh.
• 7:36
  Speaker B: Haha. No joke.
• 7:37
  Speaker C: No, a joke. Two people have to be laughing.
• 7:39
  Speaker B: Laughing.
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  Speaker C: Neither of us were laughing in that moment. Hence the word accosted.
• 7:43
  Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, my God, I hate everything about that.
• 7:45
  Speaker B: I'm never going there. So, all right, it's off our list.
• 7:47
  Speaker A: What did she say?
• 7:48
  Speaker B: We are definitely not going there. But guess what? Yes, we're going somewhere for Valentine's Day. The three of us, plus our plus, plus our others.
• 7:56
  Speaker A: Wait, I cannot believe we were saying, I am going all out for this event just to let everybody know I'm wearing a leopard onesie.
• 8:02
  Speaker C: Wait, I'm explaining a leopard onesie.
• 8:05
  Speaker A: Wait, I don't want to wear.
• 8:06
  Speaker B: Pick her. I have to tell you what Joey said to me today. Yesterday.
• 8:09
  Speaker A: What?
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  Speaker B: He goes, okay, so you said you were like, you had Valentine's Day. Like, we're good, right? And I was like, what do you mean we're good? He's like, like, that's what we're doing. I don't want it to be like. And I was like, right, we're going out at five?
• 8:22
  Speaker C: Yeah.
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  Speaker A: Like, he's. He's asking, should I be planning something?
• 8:24
  Speaker B: Should I be planning something else? And I was like, no. Because he's taking Vienna out Friday night for Valentine's Day, and then we're going as a group, and they're just going like a restaurant. I don't need to be one on one with him. I'm one on one with him for too long. But should we get into our outline?
• 8:37
  Speaker A: Let's get into our outline. So we have a script to follow today, and we want to get to it. Happy Valentine's Day. Single, married in a situationship. It's Valentine's Day. Spend it with a loved one.
• 8:48
  Speaker C: Amen.
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  Speaker B: Amen.
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  Speaker C: And some good food.
• 8:50
  Speaker A: And some good food. We're going to have good food.
• 8:52
  Speaker C: I know we will. This is a hot place we're going. FYI.
• 8:55
  Speaker B: I'm so excited. I've never heard of it.
• 8:56
  Speaker C: My friend just went there and she posted pictures of the vibe.
• 8:59
  Speaker A: The vibe is dark.
• 9:00
  Speaker C: Nice vibe. And she said the food's amazing.
• 9:01
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 9:02
  Speaker C: Falcons in Jersey.
• 9:03
  Speaker A: I've been there. I like Falcons in Lincoln.
• 9:05
  Speaker B: I went, oh, you won for the Christmas.
• 9:07
  Speaker A: Christmas part? No. Was it Christmas party?
• 9:09
  Speaker C: Yes, I think it was.
• 9:10
  Speaker A: Yes. Christmas party.
• 9:11
  Speaker C: And.
• 9:11
  Speaker A: But I think it's a, like, experience because the vibe were, like. The vibes were up. Like, we were the only ones in the restaurant.
• 9:15
  Speaker C: So it was like, you'll experience it with us.
• 9:17
  Speaker A: Okay, so romance is a lie but needs scheduling software. Chris is here to judge men loudly and accurately. Valentine's Day with guys, how is it different?
• 9:29
  Speaker C: Oh, is there a question in there?
• 9:31
  Speaker A: No, no.
• 9:32
  Speaker B: Like, in the gay community, is Valentine's Day, like, celebrated or.
• 9:36
  Speaker A: Yeah, talk just about that real quick.
• 9:37
  Speaker C: You know what's funny? How you just said, like, also, I call her husband Donuts because his Instagram is Joey Bag of Donuts. So stay with us here, guys. So Donut said to you, am I planning or you? So I was gonna say, the only difference I could think is, like, maybe the man is the one who plans it. Cause gender roles and all that great old thing. But with guys, obviously, we're both guys. So who's going to plan it?
• 9:57
  Speaker A: Who's planning it?
• 9:58
  Speaker C: So last year, I feel like it was a communal conversation. We were like, oh, we got to book Valentine's Day. So we talked through it. And this year, you two bulldozed my Valentine's Day and said, hey, Chris, you down for dinner?
• 10:08
  Speaker B: Were you happy about it?
• 10:10
  Speaker A: Can we talk about our last year Valentine's Day?
• 10:12
  Speaker C: Yes.
• 10:13
  Speaker A: So last Year Valentine's Day, I didn't have planned. My husband booked the one hotel in the city and quality Italian in Central Park. In Central park simultaneously. Without knowing cousin and Chris also booked one hotel and quality Italian Day before. We were like, chit chat and what are we doing for Valentine's Day? And I was like, this is my plan. And Chris is like, this is my plan. I'm like, oh, my God, we have the same Valentine's Day plan.
• 10:36
  Speaker C: Unplanned.
• 10:37
  Speaker B: That's like serendipity shit.
• 10:38
  Speaker C: Yeah, it was, but thank God it wasn't now, because me and Dom, I only had met her once at this point. Because if it was now and I knew you were in the same hotel, I'd be like, let's have a look. Where's my sleeping bag? Yeah, like, you and Mikey are not having that little fabulous Nike plan. Chrissy and Cuzzy are upstairs in the.
• 10:53
  Speaker A: K. That was so fun.
• 10:54
  Speaker C: And you had a view of Central park and I had a view of just walls.
• 10:57
  Speaker A: You did have a view of walls. Anyway, fast forward now. We're all spending Valentine's Day together. We're super excited. But what are you guys doing separate from that?
• 11:03
  Speaker B: Why is everyone doing something separate? This is the plan. Separate.
• 11:07
  Speaker A: I don't know if my husband has something planned. I mean, he loves that.
• 11:09
  Speaker B: Surprise. Joe needed to get on.
• 11:12
  Speaker C: No. That's why Donuts don't. I got to talk to Donuts and Cuzzy. We were going to do, like, hydro facials, but you can't do them at the same time. So we might just save our money and call it what it is.
• 11:21
  Speaker A: I mean, call it what it is.
• 11:21
  Speaker B: Yeah, fine.
• 11:22
  Speaker C: Like, I'm kind of over the thought of, like, Valentine's Day. And, like. Okay, like, what do we have to do? We don't have to do anything. We don't have to do whatever we want.
• 11:29
  Speaker A: Correct.
• 11:30
  Speaker B: Can we talk about how Valentine's Day has changed over the years?
• 11:33
  Speaker A: Yeah, talk about it.
• 11:34
  Speaker C: Well, especially for you guys as moms.
• 11:35
  Speaker B: Okay. But I want to bring you back to, like, when you were a kid. Like, first grade, second grade. Like, your crush. So my. I'm. I'm, like, in it with my kids right now.
• 11:44
  Speaker A: I mean, your crush was Joey. Your husband is.
• 11:46
  Speaker B: No, wait, no, it wasn't. Not in first grade. No. Lou Mazzella. Steve Bellow. Grind.
• 11:50
  Speaker C: Oh, my God, I like them. Lumisello. You would love L picture offline.
• 11:56
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 11:57
  Speaker A: He's married. Beautiful.
• 11:59
  Speaker B: He would also love you, too.
• 12:00
  Speaker A: I love him, but they, like, still kiss, which is crazy.
• 12:02
  Speaker C: I mean, unedit. Out.
• 12:05
  Speaker B: No, don't. Oh, didn't we, like, kiss at the wedding or something?
• 12:08
  Speaker A: They kissed in front of a wedding.
• 12:09
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
• 12:09
  Speaker A: Go ahead, go.
• 12:10
  Speaker B: No. So, like, being. Having a little crush. Like a little. A little elementary school crush and like, having to give the Valentine.
• 12:18
  Speaker A: It's like a little, like, candy thing you could write on.
• 12:21
  Speaker B: So like, they still have those. But now, oh, my God, the parents go all out. You have to put a slime pack or a poppet or like a toy with the Valentine.
• 12:31
  Speaker A: But I feel like it's also guarded because a lot of kids are allergic to. And moms are cautious.
• 12:35
  Speaker B: Yeah, like, a lot of the glasses back on a lot. No, a lot of schools don't allow, like, sugar.
• 12:43
  Speaker A: What I'm saying.
• 12:44
  Speaker B: Yes, my sister in law school doesn't allow Valentine's celebration. It's called, like, Celebration of Love. It's like, not Valentine's. It's like.
• 12:51
  Speaker C: But what's the difference at that point?
• 12:52
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 12:53
  Speaker C: Nothing against, but I'm just.
• 12:54
  Speaker B: Honestly, they don't. The school doesn't allow.
• 12:56
  Speaker A: I'm calling the police is what I'm doing.
• 13:00
  Speaker B: Like, there's a lot of. I don't know.
• 13:01
  Speaker C: But.
• 13:01
  Speaker B: So. Yeah, but like, back in the day, it was like all.
• 13:03
  Speaker A: When you were like, Joey's age, like, as a kid.
• 13:05
  Speaker B: Yeah. So cute. Like, just putting myself in my son's shoes. Just last week, someone came up to him and said that his. The little sister had a crush on him. And Joe, little Joey's face went, like, completely white. Like he was.
• 13:18
  Speaker A: Like he was embarrassed.
• 13:19
  Speaker B: He was embarrassed. I've never seen this face on him where it was like he was embarrassed, but also like a little bit happy, but, like, didn't know how to react.
• 13:26
  Speaker A: Maybe he was embarrassed in front of you. Like, if you didn't want. Mommy didn't know.
• 13:28
  Speaker B: I don't know. But I feel like that's his probably.
• 13:30
  Speaker C: First time even feeling that emotion.
• 13:31
  Speaker B: I mean, yeah, like, he's five.
• 13:33
  Speaker C: Embarrassed, but, like, anxious. A little. Like a good. Excited.
• 13:35
  Speaker B: But then, like, I didn't want to, like, embarrass him. But then after, like, in the car, I was like, did you hear. Did you hear that? So and so said they had a crush on you. And he was like, no, no. Like, he was like, you get embarrassed. Why?
• 13:45
  Speaker A: I wonder what that is.
• 13:46
  Speaker B: And then.
• 13:47
  Speaker C: Emily, enjoy it now before they start doing what you and Donuts do.
• 13:53
  Speaker B: It brings me to middle school. Where did you guys have.
• 13:56
  Speaker A: I had a school crush in middle school.
• 13:58
  Speaker B: Did you're like, did you guys have DECA in middle school? Or, like. I don't know. It was like a. Like a.
• 14:04
  Speaker C: Do you know what that is?
• 14:05
  Speaker B: No, I don't know what is for. It was like, for, like.
• 14:08
  Speaker A: Like dare dance.
• 14:09
  Speaker B: No, not dare. It was like, for, like, finance. It was like a club, like, for finance or something. I don't know.
• 14:15
  Speaker C: I was Catholic school. We didn't have Catholic school.
• 14:17
  Speaker B: No, but so. So this. This, like, fundraiser, like, sold roses. And I remember it was, like, such a thing.
• 14:22
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
• 14:23
  Speaker A: You buy them from, like, the PTA people.
• 14:25
  Speaker B: It was like pta. You buy the rose, and then you.
• 14:27
  Speaker C: Give it to your crush, and you.
• 14:28
  Speaker B: Give it to your crush, and it was such a big deal. Like, who gave it to.
• 14:31
  Speaker A: It's anonymous.
• 14:31
  Speaker B: Yes, and it's anonymous.
• 14:32
  Speaker A: I had so many roses.
• 14:34
  Speaker B: You're such a. I did.
• 14:36
  Speaker A: I remember.
• 14:38
  Speaker B: So, like, you. You get the rose, and it's like, oh, my God, that girl has, like, five roses.
• 14:42
  Speaker C: I don't think.
• 14:43
  Speaker B: Is she blowing?
• 14:44
  Speaker C: Literally?
• 14:44
  Speaker A: We didn't do blowing. We're just like, oh, she's pretty and cute.
• 14:47
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 14:48
  Speaker C: Well, you guys also went to high school in different times now. What are you, three years?
• 14:52
  Speaker A: Yeah, three years apart. Yeah, three years apart.
• 14:54
  Speaker C: And then I'm four from Emily and one from you. So, yeah, we kind of did grow up in a little different time.
• 14:59
  Speaker A: A little different times. But I feel like mine wasn't roses. Mine was like. Like, candy things in, like, your box or something.
• 15:06
  Speaker B: I just remember what people doing roses.
• 15:08
  Speaker C: What box?
• 15:10
  Speaker A: I can't do the one eyebrow thing.
• 15:11
  Speaker C: Clearly, I didn't do that in high school.
• 15:14
  Speaker B: Well, maybe you went to a Catholic school.
• 15:16
  Speaker C: I didn't get any roses. But also, like, I didn't even know what the I was doing at that point. I was still kind of kissing girls.
• 15:22
  Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't know you were yet.
• 15:24
  Speaker B: What's your type? If you.
• 15:25
  Speaker C: And then for a girl. Yeah.
• 15:26
  Speaker B: In another universe.
• 15:27
  Speaker A: We talked about this.
• 15:28
  Speaker C: You did wait for, like, if I wanted a girl, what would I like?
• 15:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, like, would you pick an Emily or a Dom?
• 15:33
  Speaker A: You were so more dom.
• 15:35
  Speaker C: But only because. Now, listen, Emily. Only because I've always said I like, like more exotic even in a guy, too.
• 15:41
  Speaker A: I like a little more exotic compliment.
• 15:44
  Speaker C: This is what your cousin says, too. You guys are the same.
• 15:46
  Speaker B: I thought that you were gonna want, like, a little blonde spinner. Like, a little tiny, like.
• 15:50
  Speaker C: Like a little, like, little thing that I could just flip around, flick around. No, because even in a guy, I don't want, like, A little thing I could flick around. Yeah, you got your husband for that D Day. But, no, I don't like little things to throw around. I want, like, something I could hold.
• 16:03
  Speaker A: Yeah, I understand. I got me. My genetic therapist just told me he's calling you fat. My genetic counselor just told me that I have a lot of muscle on me. I always have.
• 16:13
  Speaker C: Okay, next.
• 16:16
  Speaker B: My BMI is over 30. All right.
• 16:19
  Speaker A: So honestly, though, like, middle school, high school was so fun to have, like, a Valentine. Like, it wasn't as fun as it is now, because now it's, like, more serious. But it was fun to have a boyfriend.
• 16:30
  Speaker B: Like, the feeling. It's like butterfly.
• 16:32
  Speaker A: It's not like concrete.
• 16:33
  Speaker C: I never had that in middle school or high school. I didn't date. So, like, I kind of feel like I missed out.
• 16:38
  Speaker B: All right.
• 16:38
  Speaker C: But even when I was single, I never had, like, Valentine's or, like, oh, are you going out with a guy tonight? Like, no, I've only done Valentine's in a relationship.
• 16:45
  Speaker B: Yeah, like, you missed that.
• 16:46
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker B: We weren't out then, right?
• 16:50
  Speaker C: No, I was out.
• 16:51
  Speaker B: You were out.
• 16:51
  Speaker C: But I was. What do we say? Middle school? Seventh?
• 16:54
  Speaker B: Eighth?
• 16:54
  Speaker C: Yeah, I was. But, like, me and I don't even remember Valentine's Day.
• 16:58
  Speaker B: But you wouldn't have gone on, like, a date with a boy for Valentine's.
• 17:01
  Speaker C: Day or a girl, because I was still kind of playing. You do.
• 17:04
  Speaker A: We'll get into the friends thing for Valentine's Day. But I think I always had a boyfriend, so I always celebrated Valentine's Day.
• 17:09
  Speaker C: And I remember, honestly, growing up, and then we're not doing the whole sob story today, but growing up, I always would look at my cousins and get so jealous because I'm like, your significant other. Got to come to holidays and things. Like, even if I was a sophomore in high school and said, mom, I'm going out with a guy for Valentine's, I'd be like, what? I was. Actually, you're right. I wasn't out to her.
• 17:27
  Speaker B: Right.
• 17:27
  Speaker C: And this is before I could drive, so she would have to drive me. And this was before Uber. Okay. So, yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker B: Do we not, like, Uber?
• 17:33
  Speaker C: No, I'm saying, like, to show how old we are.
• 17:36
  Speaker B: For Joe and I's first Valentine's Day, we had to get driven to the sushi restaurant we would go to. Like, I forget when we were 14.
• 17:42
  Speaker C: Now kids are just called.
• 17:43
  Speaker B: Parents would drive us.
• 17:45
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker B: Like, how embarrassing. I remember one time Joey picked me up and his dad was, like, a stickler on, like, being, like, a good guy. Like, open the door, go to the front door.
• 17:53
  Speaker C: And you guys are like, 14.
• 17:54
  Speaker B: Yeah, we're 14. He. My mom. That's when my mom, I think, fell in love with the d', Annunzios because she was like. He went to the door, he had flowers, and he rang the doorbell and said, Mrs. Weinstock, what's your maiden name? Weinstock.
• 18:09
  Speaker C: Weinstock.
• 18:12
  Speaker A: I bet you never saw that one.
• 18:13
  Speaker C: No, that was. That was off script as well.
• 18:16
  Speaker B: But the more I know he would.
• 18:18
  Speaker A: Do that now, though.
• 18:18
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker B: And, like, then he would open the door and, like, he was a gentleman in, like, that regard.
• 18:22
  Speaker C: And I love that.
• 18:23
  Speaker B: I really, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly hope that I raise good boys. And, like, they do that for them too. Like, that's what I'm doing.
• 18:30
  Speaker C: I feel like you're going to. Because not only is your husband like that donuts, but also I feel like the people you surround your kids with are.
• 18:36
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker C: I mean, they're gonna see from every angle, not just at home.
• 18:38
  Speaker A: Yeah. So they are. Your kids are what they say.
• 18:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 18:42
  Speaker A: Chival is not death.
• 18:43
  Speaker B: Chivalry is not death.
• 18:44
  Speaker A: Still opens my door.
• 18:45
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker C: Yeah. That's beautiful.
• 18:46
  Speaker B: I like that.
• 18:47
  Speaker A: Beautiful. And when he does that, I'm like, excuse me.
• 18:49
  Speaker B: I. I had a joke that I've never opened a door, like, any door, for, like, 20 years. I've never fucking touched a door.
• 18:55
  Speaker C: I'll be making the point if we leave that you'll be opening the door.
• 18:58
  Speaker B: I won't open it.
• 18:59
  Speaker A: That's so funny. So I'm curious. So, like, what is your. Like, what is your take in your relationship with, like, chivalry? Like, who is the chivalry? Who is dad?
• 19:08
  Speaker C: While you guys were talking, I was literally thinking too, like, this is so interesting, but, like, for us, I feel like we. We say we like to keep it equal. I feel like there are some gay relationships that they're like. You can tell one is more than who's getting manly. I don't want to say girl and guy, but one is more, like, more.
• 19:23
  Speaker B: Feminine or more manly.
• 19:24
  Speaker A: It's so funny you said that because you both are the masculine.
• 19:26
  Speaker C: Yeah, but me and your cousin, we kind of split it. But, like, don't get me wrong, I don't mind getting a door open for me, and he doesn't mind getting the door open.
• 19:33
  Speaker A: But I feel like you more. You would want the door open more than he would want the door open for us.
• 19:36
  Speaker C: Sometimes, like, depending on my mood, like, sometimes, like, I'm in the giving.
• 19:39
  Speaker B: I can Slam the door in your face.
• 19:41
  Speaker A: No, literally, Like, I love that. Cute. Okay, so honestly, dating error. I feel like when I was at that dating Valentine's Day era, there was, like, pressure to be sexy. Like, I had to have, like, lingerie.
• 19:53
  Speaker C: And, like, when did you do blonde? Because if we're talking about sexy, what were we thinking with that hair?
• 19:59
  Speaker A: You didn't like the blondes?
• 20:00
  Speaker C: Not the picture. I saw blonde.
• 20:02
  Speaker A: I mean, my hair.
• 20:03
  Speaker C: My hair looked orange.
• 20:04
  Speaker B: Too exotic to be blonde.
• 20:06
  Speaker A: Siv off. My hair fell out.
• 20:09
  Speaker C: Well, probably because the bleach.
• 20:11
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I was blonde for maybe 30 minutes, and then I went back.
• 20:14
  Speaker C: Well, I saw a picture in that 30.
• 20:16
  Speaker A: Every guy was obsessed with me with the blonde hair.
• 20:18
  Speaker B: Really?
• 20:19
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 20:19
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. Every guy was obsessed.
• 20:21
  Speaker C: Every rose.
• 20:24
  Speaker A: So I just feel like every rose has its own.
• 20:29
  Speaker B: I told him to sing.
• 20:30
  Speaker A: I know.
• 20:30
  Speaker C: I wanted to get that out of the way.
• 20:32
  Speaker A: You had to. But did you feel pressure to be sexy? Like, the texting? Like, I feel like I needed a.
• 20:36
  Speaker C: Long message from, like, sexting, or you just wanted.
• 20:40
  Speaker A: I want a text from, like, my boyfriend or my scene.
• 20:43
  Speaker B: And I also think that it was, like, blown up. It was like, you would talk to your girlfriends, and if your boyfriend didn't do, like, the. The best thing, it was like a competition.
• 20:51
  Speaker C: That's when we can say, thank God we matured. Like, imagine being in that mindset. So I feel like I look at young kids, I'm like, it's so much easier said than done. But this isn't going to matter to you in 10 years. Yeah. Because, like, now, like, so I don't need anyone's thoughts or opinions of me and my.
• 21:04
  Speaker A: And I don't even need much.
• 21:05
  Speaker B: I remember, like, in dating in high school, like, I wanted this coach bag so bad. Coach is back for Valentine's Day.
• 21:12
  Speaker C: Coach is back.
• 21:13
  Speaker B: And. And Joe obviously bought it for me. And, like, I remember my girlfriend like, oh, my God, he bought you that coach bag. Like, it was like such a. It was like, such a. Like, it was the best Valentine's Day ever.
• 21:23
  Speaker C: But did his parents get it?
• 21:24
  Speaker B: Because. Oh, yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker C: I mean, his parents. Yes. Not for nothing. Let's go there for a second, too, because.
• 21:30
  Speaker A: Right. That's actually so painful.
• 21:32
  Speaker C: All of these holidays for the kids are constructed by the parents.
• 21:35
  Speaker B: Right.
• 21:35
  Speaker C: So as parents, because I'm not doing this for anyone but me. But, like, the Valentine's Day for your oldest, like, you're the one sitting there having to do slime packets.
• 21:42
  Speaker A: Cards.
• 21:42
  Speaker C: Are you. What the.
• 21:43
  Speaker A: But imagine when they're Older. And they actually have to get, like, a Coach bag. You're gonna go to the store and buy a Coach bag for you?
• 21:48
  Speaker C: Oh, I'd be pissed. I go, honey, you can buy me.
• 21:49
  Speaker A: Think about it that way. My mom did that. My brother.
• 21:52
  Speaker B: I didn't even think of that.
• 21:53
  Speaker A: But my brother, I feel like, could afford it at a certain age.
• 21:56
  Speaker C: I didn't work till college, but my ex worked.
• 21:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, in high school. So for Valentine's Day, he bought me a David Yurman bracelet.
• 22:03
  Speaker C: That's hot.
• 22:04
  Speaker B: And then his own money. And then Daddy's earrings.
• 22:07
  Speaker C: Still hot.
• 22:08
  Speaker A: Wait, you guys, I was getting David. Yeah.
• 22:11
  Speaker C: That's ridiculous.
• 22:12
  Speaker A: That is ridiculous.
• 22:13
  Speaker C: I think I'm a little jealous, which.
• 22:14
  Speaker B: Is why I'm fighting with it. I got all the Tiffany jewelry for Valentine's Day.
• 22:18
  Speaker A: You probably still have it.
• 22:19
  Speaker B: I had this one Tiffany ring. I wanted this Tiffany promise ring so bad. It was like the triple hearts.
• 22:25
  Speaker A: Did Joey give you a promise ring?
• 22:26
  Speaker C: Well, it worked, clearly.
• 22:28
  Speaker B: Yeah, it wasn't a promise ring, but I got it. I still have it. It's like, literally covered in, like, tanning lotion.
• 22:33
  Speaker C: Do you need jewelry to get things?
• 22:35
  Speaker B: Definitely not.
• 22:36
  Speaker A: Are you kidding?
• 22:36
  Speaker C: I was gonna say you should. It takes, like, five seconds.
• 22:39
  Speaker A: Wait. I can't believe, like, one day my son's gonn take me to David. You're going to have to buy my girlfriend a bracelet.
• 22:44
  Speaker C: Not for nothing, but I'm going to say you're okay. Write her a no, no, you'll be right. That's Daddy's money.
• 22:49
  Speaker B: I just bought Joey the Lego rose.
• 22:50
  Speaker A: Will you actually say no?
• 22:52
  Speaker B: He's building roses for his classmates that he likes.
• 22:54
  Speaker C: Like Legos. Like, you're not breaking the bank to give someone you're probably not gonna know in 10 years again.
• 23:00
  Speaker B: No, but, like, maybe if it's like a serious girlfriend in high school and they're like, mom, can I. Like, I really just need, like.
• 23:05
  Speaker A: I mean, my crush on it. I guess middle school definitely got me jewelry.
• 23:10
  Speaker C: Yeah, I guess I feel like I'm gonna be a strict parent as I'm talking.
• 23:14
  Speaker B: I mean, but if you're somebody pissed.
• 23:16
  Speaker C: For the kid I don't have right now.
• 23:17
  Speaker B: If you date someone that's family, doesn't have money, then, like, you're not getting the David Yurman. Yeah, you were blessed and I was blessed and.
• 23:24
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 23:24
  Speaker A: Yeah, I was so blessed.
• 23:26
  Speaker B: So not everybody.
• 23:28
  Speaker C: Clearly just a table of blessed people here.
• 23:32
  Speaker A: I can't wait.
• 23:34
  Speaker B: Can we go back to the sexy lingerie?
• 23:36
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker A: Well, let's get into if we're gonna go there. Let's go into the Married mom era, then.
• 23:39
  Speaker B: Are we still.
• 23:40
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Valentine's Day. Like, are you guys still getting gifts?
• 23:43
  Speaker A: I think I'm sexier. She's better. Don't like me today.
• 23:48
  Speaker B: I love you.
• 23:49
  Speaker C: I feel like. What? You said you don't think boys like you.
• 23:52
  Speaker A: No, I'm saying I feel like you don't.
• 23:53
  Speaker C: You don't have to wait. You need to. I don't.
• 23:56
  Speaker B: Wait.
• 23:56
  Speaker C: Bye, Emily.
• 23:57
  Speaker A: Where's she going?
• 23:57
  Speaker C: Emily. Oh, my God. Is this off script? This is off script.
• 24:02
  Speaker A: It's off script for me.
• 24:03
  Speaker B: It's off script for me. No, I. So I. I was preparing for this episode.
• 24:07
  Speaker A: I was talking about people not liking me.
• 24:09
  Speaker C: There's so much going on. Wait, you don't think I like you today?
• 24:12
  Speaker A: Do you like this decaf?
• 24:13
  Speaker C: Yeah, it tastes.
• 24:14
  Speaker A: No, I just. I just feel like you're not, like, listening to me.
• 24:16
  Speaker B: This is what I wear. High school.
• 24:20
  Speaker C: May I hold those?
• 24:22
  Speaker A: I don't think you want.
• 24:23
  Speaker C: Are these actually from high. I was going to put them close to the mic as if they were talking.
• 24:28
  Speaker B: I found my old.
• 24:30
  Speaker C: Wait, are these current?
• 24:31
  Speaker B: No, this is not current.
• 24:32
  Speaker C: Because I was going to say.
• 24:33
  Speaker A: Did you wash them?
• 24:35
  Speaker B: Like, what is this? Where do the holes go?
• 24:38
  Speaker C: How old were you buying this?
• 24:40
  Speaker B: Well.
• 24:42
  Speaker A: I kind of like that one.
• 24:44
  Speaker B: I know you.
• 24:44
  Speaker C: You could. And that goes with Raffa.
• 24:46
  Speaker A: I know.
• 24:47
  Speaker B: Wait, look at this. Peekaboo Vagina. Look at this. Peekaboo vagina. This is crazy.
• 24:53
  Speaker A: Where are the tits?
• 24:54
  Speaker B: The tits are out.
• 24:55
  Speaker C: It's just.
• 24:56
  Speaker B: It's just holes.
• 24:58
  Speaker C: These are your.
• 24:59
  Speaker A: Did you wear them for Joey?
• 25:00
  Speaker C: It's like an eye patch. What the.
• 25:02
  Speaker B: What the fuck is this?
• 25:04
  Speaker A: Size small.
• 25:06
  Speaker C: You're probably still a size small.
• 25:07
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker C: How much do you have?
• 25:09
  Speaker A: I had a whole.
• 25:10
  Speaker B: I had a cheetah bag filled.
• 25:13
  Speaker A: I changed my mind.
• 25:14
  Speaker C: But you still have it.
• 25:15
  Speaker B: I found it in the back of my closet. You don't wear it anymore?
• 25:18
  Speaker A: No, I mean, I just wore mine last weekend.
• 25:20
  Speaker B: Okay, you're cool. Maybe I'll bring it back. I just couldn't believe, like, the. The fucking G string of G string.
• 25:27
  Speaker A: Wait, I want to see the black one. Show me it. Hold it up.
• 25:31
  Speaker C: Isn't that like a bustier? Kind of some sort.
• 25:34
  Speaker B: In college, one of my roommates worked for, like, a lingerie boutique.
• 25:38
  Speaker A: Wait, I want to see.
• 25:39
  Speaker B: And we just rated.
• 25:40
  Speaker A: Oh, that's the tits and that's the ass.
• 25:42
  Speaker C: Did you guys feel, like, hot when you had your lingerie on? Well, you did last week, so. How'd you feel, huh? Yeah, I'm like doing a little like Christmas trick over here.
• 25:52
  Speaker B: Yours is probably still this little nipple tassel that bad boy on.
• 25:57
  Speaker A: Wait, wait.
• 25:58
  Speaker C: This.
• 25:58
  Speaker A: I don't want that on my microphone.
• 26:01
  Speaker B: This would not. My nipples got way bigger. And your nipple doesn't.
• 26:06
  Speaker C: That happens. Your nippies get big after.
• 26:08
  Speaker B: Oh, shit. Areola terrible.
• 26:10
  Speaker A: It's big, guys.
• 26:13
  Speaker B: It's so bad.
• 26:14
  Speaker A: How does it stick on your nipple?
• 26:16
  Speaker C: But what is this?
• 26:17
  Speaker B: It's a nipple tassel.
• 26:21
  Speaker A: Keep it there. Keep it there. Baby's gonna eat it. It's gonna be in his mouth.
• 26:25
  Speaker C: Are you still digging over there? Okay, good. I've never worn lingerie for anyone.
• 26:30
  Speaker A: I can imagine you doing that.
• 26:31
  Speaker C: I think you should that you can imagine me doing it. I would, but.
• 26:36
  Speaker B: Do you wanna go? Do you wanna go to the sex shop and get lingerie for this Valentine's Day?
• 26:41
  Speaker C: Which one?
• 26:42
  Speaker B: I'll take you into the mine. I'll go my own.
• 26:45
  Speaker A: Wait, I feel left out.
• 26:47
  Speaker C: You can come.
• 26:47
  Speaker B: You can come.
• 26:48
  Speaker C: That's weird to do with you because it's for your like blooded like family.
• 26:51
  Speaker B: That I'm buy they can't talk sex.
• 26:53
  Speaker C: But I could talk sex with you. But I feel like even when you talk about it, I'm like you look.
• 26:58
  Speaker A: At me like you. Actually when I talk, I look at you like a.
• 27:01
  Speaker C: Like a.
• 27:01
  Speaker A: You look at me like my cousin looks at me. I know you don't look at me like that.
• 27:05
  Speaker C: No, it's not true.
• 27:06
  Speaker B: To be fair, she's married to my cousin.
• 27:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, to be fair.
• 27:09
  Speaker C: Yeah. But could you talk about.
• 27:11
  Speaker A: You asked about my vagina. The first thing you asked Michael when he met me was about my vagina.
• 27:15
  Speaker C: I did.
• 27:16
  Speaker B: It's a good one. She did.
• 27:17
  Speaker C: I feel like I know what question she asked and I don't want to know.
• 27:19
  Speaker A: No, what you think she asked? Is she that's asked? Yes.
• 27:23
  Speaker C: In or out? Yeah, I know.
• 27:25
  Speaker A: She's disgusting.
• 27:26
  Speaker C: Is that what you asked Emily? You're so sad.
• 27:27
  Speaker A: And Michael didn't tell her because he knew he was gonna marry that he said that girl was me.
• 27:31
  Speaker B: Yep. That girl was you.
• 27:32
  Speaker C: Wow. See, that's respect. Old school. Chivalry's not dead from my husband. We keep what that looks like to ourselves.
• 27:40
  Speaker A: We still do.
• 27:40
  Speaker C: Amen.
• 27:41
  Speaker A: She like begs me to get naked.
• 27:42
  Speaker B: So I'm trying to go on onlyfans. Like I need to make some money.
• 27:45
  Speaker C: So I'll be for real if you and Donuts did an lf. I'm subscribing. I'll be real.
• 27:51
  Speaker A: I'm fine. I feel like I would be in it.
• 27:54
  Speaker B: In it?
• 27:54
  Speaker C: What are you playing in?
• 27:56
  Speaker B: No, she wants to my husband.
• 27:57
  Speaker C: I, I, I don't want to say. I can tell, but I don't know what that was. I said I'd subscribe, not participate.
• 28:05
  Speaker B: Hun.
• 28:06
  Speaker A: Wait, I have to go back to the lingerie real quick. Before we picked up the foreplay action.
• 28:10
  Speaker C: What are we planning? Foreplay?
• 28:12
  Speaker A: No, we were talking about foreplay a couple minutes. What was the last time?
• 28:15
  Speaker B: When was the last time you put on lingerie? Um, well, I have this one lingerie. It kind of kept. It kind of stayed with me all throughout the years when I was pregnant too. Cause it was like black and it had like a, you know, like.
• 28:29
  Speaker A: You didn't put it on when you were pregnant?
• 28:31
  Speaker B: No, I did. It was like the only lingerie I would wear, but I'd have to wear it. Like, I'd have to wear it when I was having sex because it covered my body. It was like my feeling like I bought that.
• 28:43
  Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker B: It was just like lacy, black. And then it had like a baby doll.
• 28:47
  Speaker A: Well, I think for Mother's Day, Michael just bought me a new bag. Lingerie.
• 28:50
  Speaker B: Lingerie. Oh, that was Mother's Day. That's sexy. I like that.
• 28:53
  Speaker A: Sorry. Why are you getting.
• 28:55
  Speaker C: It's weird. It's weird for me to like, talk about sex with you and why buying you lingerie? Because I see your kid, I'm like, I don't want to think about them in the dude in the sack.
• 29:02
  Speaker A: How do you think he was me? Do you bet it?
• 29:03
  Speaker C: I know it looks something like this, but. Emily, real quick, I kind of love that you said that you had lingerie that stuck with you through the years. Yeah. It makes me think of my friend Jackie. She had like a date shirt on every date. She like, wore it and she looked hot as fuck in it. Cute. And I love that you have like, that one piece that you're like, this is staying.
• 29:19
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 29:19
  Speaker C: And Donuts didn't get tired of it? I mean.
• 29:21
  Speaker A: No, he's such a sex fiend. He would never get tired. He would love you.
• 29:24
  Speaker C: How do you know? Wait, I have questions for you guys off camera.
• 29:28
  Speaker A: Okay, off camera. So wait, back to what I was saying.
• 29:30
  Speaker B: Do it on camera.
• 29:32
  Speaker A: I feel like.
• 29:35
  Speaker B: As a mom, you have to spice it up. We should get back into play.
• 29:38
  Speaker A: Are you into. Do you guys do foreplay?
• 29:40
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker A: Yeah, you do.
• 29:41
  Speaker B: Wait, can we, can we actually find.
• 29:43
  Speaker C: What foreplay is real quick?
• 29:44
  Speaker B: Sometimes. No. And it's Awful. Like you need fucking foreplay.
• 29:47
  Speaker C: What is foreplay to you, though? Real quick, like, make out, like, whatever.
• 29:51
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, foreplay's like acting as somebody else.
• 29:53
  Speaker C: No, that's role play. Am I.
• 29:55
  Speaker A: Okay, wait, d. Sorry, I was talking about role play, not foreplay.
• 29:59
  Speaker B: Okay, okay.
• 29:59
  Speaker C: Because I was gonna say. Oh, my God.
• 30:00
  Speaker A: Me and. Me and. Me and my husband are big on foreplay.
• 30:04
  Speaker C: What is foreplay again?
• 30:05
  Speaker A: Like. Like figuring, like, everything but sex.
• 30:09
  Speaker B: Everything. Like, leading, like, get. Revving the engine.
• 30:11
  Speaker C: Okay, I like foreplay.
• 30:12
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm a foreplay girl.
• 30:13
  Speaker B: I mean, I feel like you have to foreplay, because if you don't, it's just like.
• 30:16
  Speaker A: I was thinking about roleplay. Wait, I was gonna tell us.
• 30:18
  Speaker C: Well, roleplay, too. I never done.
• 30:20
  Speaker A: Wait, so I'm not a role play?
• 30:21
  Speaker B: Role play.
• 30:22
  Speaker A: I was gonna ask you, do you do role play?
• 30:24
  Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I. I definitely have.
• 30:26
  Speaker C: Like, you've done teacher, like, stuff like that.
• 30:28
  Speaker A: One of my exes was so into that, and I wasn't like. And he tried so hard, and maybe it just wasn't the right person. I'd never really done it with Michael.
• 30:35
  Speaker B: Roleplay.
• 30:36
  Speaker C: I was about to ask. Have you done with Michael?
• 30:37
  Speaker B: You know what? Roleplay is really fun, and it's not so crazy. It's like you're at a bar.
• 30:41
  Speaker A: We've watched porn and, like, done that.
• 30:43
  Speaker B: Yeah, like.
• 30:44
  Speaker C: Wait, I've only. Never mind.
• 30:46
  Speaker B: I can't believe you can't talk about.
• 30:47
  Speaker A: We have to talk about.
• 30:48
  Speaker C: No, this. I can it one time.
• 30:51
  Speaker B: All right. But this just actually, this is. This is a. This is a fun foreplay. I mean, role play.
• 30:57
  Speaker A: I'm getting so confused.
• 30:58
  Speaker C: I'm so confused.
• 30:58
  Speaker B: If anybody wants to try a mediocre role play, you go to a bar with your partner.
• 31:03
  Speaker A: Oh, I love this.
• 31:04
  Speaker B: And you're. You sit at the bar and your partner comes up and, like, hits on you, and you totally don't know each other. You're complete strangers.
• 31:11
  Speaker A: Oh, I've done this.
• 31:12
  Speaker B: And then you can.
• 31:13
  Speaker C: I can't do that.
• 31:13
  Speaker B: You could be whatever the you want. You could be a. I don't know. Or. Yeah, you just flew in from California. You could be anything. And then they take you home or they take you in the bathroom in the restaurant, and.
• 31:27
  Speaker A: Oh, I know that.
• 31:28
  Speaker C: But I never done that. I don't know.
• 31:30
  Speaker A: I'm thinking, like, teacher. And, like.
• 31:31
  Speaker C: I mean. Yeah, well, that's role play, too. But so to that question, so, like, let's say, like, you're going back to your house that you live in. Together. Are you still keeping up the bit in the car ride home? Yeah, you choice or like if your baby calls, you're like, oh, no, professor.
• 31:42
  Speaker A: Mommy's getting professor.
• 31:46
  Speaker C: Our favorite student. Like, how does that work? My mom. No.
• 31:53
  Speaker B: No, like that.
• 31:54
  Speaker A: Time out.
• 31:55
  Speaker B: I gotta get. I gotta get back into role.
• 31:57
  Speaker A: That's so funny.
• 31:58
  Speaker B: No, that's.
• 31:58
  Speaker C: No. So I never role played. I feel like I'd be so weird with it.
• 32:01
  Speaker A: I know. It is.
• 32:01
  Speaker B: Well, you have to commit. You have to commit. If you're in it, you have to commit. Otherwise it's weird.
• 32:06
  Speaker C: I'll be calling your cousin after this. In an accident.
• 32:08
  Speaker A: I don't know, I'm like, I had to be at the right time.
• 32:11
  Speaker C: Yeah, you and Michael did the bar thing when you.
• 32:13
  Speaker B: No, not me.
• 32:14
  Speaker A: Michael.
• 32:15
  Speaker B: Wait, remember when we went out, Dom.
• 32:19
  Speaker A: When we went out years ago and.
• 32:20
  Speaker B: I was like obsessed with her? They weren't even married yet.
• 32:23
  Speaker A: Still are.
• 32:23
  Speaker B: Yeah. No, but I was like really obsessed with her. And I was like, I'm gonna role play you. Like, I'm gonna be Dom and Joey's gonna be Mike. Remember?
• 32:30
  Speaker A: I don't remember.
• 32:30
  Speaker C: Really funny.
• 32:31
  Speaker B: Do you fucking. What? We went out. We were like.
• 32:33
  Speaker C: We were.
• 32:34
  Speaker A: Where were we?
• 32:35
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 32:36
  Speaker C: I feel like that's the biggest compliment you could say to someone. I'm gonna role play you, Dukes.
• 32:39
  Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna role play you.
• 32:40
  Speaker A: Oh, you're gonna role play me, Duke.
• 32:42
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 32:43
  Speaker C: How many times does this conversation rise? You have to think about it. I feel like I.
• 32:46
  Speaker B: Okay, wait, do you need like.
• 32:49
  Speaker C: Like something like a water? I have my oala.
• 32:51
  Speaker A: I have mine too.
• 32:52
  Speaker C: Wait, where's my oala? I'm freaking.
• 32:54
  Speaker A: It's right there.
• 32:56
  Speaker C: Where?
• 32:57
  Speaker A: So anyway, I thought that you both played me in the bedroom. How'd it go?
• 33:00
  Speaker B: It was good. He came really quick.
• 33:06
  Speaker C: No, because now I have a lot of questions that I will have to ask off camera.
• 33:10
  Speaker A: No, that just came out of my nose.
• 33:12
  Speaker C: No, it did. Yes, it did.
• 33:13
  Speaker A: It actually did.
• 33:15
  Speaker B: Emily.
• 33:16
  Speaker C: You actually. So what'd you do with her, hun?
• 33:21
  Speaker B: I was in. I had a stomach ache.
• 33:22
  Speaker C: Literally. Like, what'd you say? And I think too literal because I'm picturing you, like riding now as Dominique. And are you still in character? Well, also, I'm an actor. Let's call it what it is. I did theater. So I'm thinking too much of that.
• 33:34
  Speaker A: I'm like an actress. So picture me.
• 33:37
  Speaker B: Yeah. And I'm just a regular person trying to be hot.
• 33:41
  Speaker A: Give me one situation, like you or me. Like what did you say, I need to know right now?
• 33:48
  Speaker C: And how often has this happened? Because why do I feel like this was last week, too?
• 33:52
  Speaker A: People are like, what the fuck?
• 33:53
  Speaker C: No, this is sick.
• 33:54
  Speaker B: Sick.
• 33:55
  Speaker C: I wish there was, like, sex toys on here, too.
• 33:57
  Speaker B: Like whips.
• 33:58
  Speaker C: I'd be whipping you guys the whole time. Oh, God.
• 34:01
  Speaker B: Do you want to play the game? It's called Red Flag.
• 34:06
  Speaker A: What is that?
• 34:08
  Speaker B: The anal bead.
• 34:10
  Speaker C: You know what's sick? The fact that I could, like, anal bead.
• 34:13
  Speaker A: That was on someone's ass.
• 34:15
  Speaker C: You cleaned it, right?
• 34:16
  Speaker A: Can I see it with Lysol?
• 34:18
  Speaker C: And what's this little. Little stocking on?
• 34:20
  Speaker B: Well, we're playing a game. It's called Red Flag. In a minute. We could play.
• 34:23
  Speaker C: There is a hair wrapped. We don't have to talk about that. There is a hair wrapped to the anal plug, but we don't have to talk about.
• 34:28
  Speaker B: It's just because I.
• 34:30
  Speaker C: No, we don't have to go there.
• 34:32
  Speaker B: I don't want to.
• 34:32
  Speaker C: And I know you're repurposing these for the kids, so let me get that away from the anal plug.
• 34:36
  Speaker B: Wait.
• 34:36
  Speaker C: How those little babies are.
• 34:37
  Speaker B: I think we should play our game just because we have it out.
• 34:39
  Speaker A: Okay, fine.
• 34:39
  Speaker B: This is Squirt. Squirt.
• 34:41
  Speaker A: What is it? Is it water?
• 34:43
  Speaker B: No, it's my cum juice.
• 34:44
  Speaker C: Wait, that's water. That's funny. Wait, I saw My Strange Addiction. This girl was obsessed with her vaginal juice, and she put it in a bottle.
• 34:51
  Speaker A: I'm sick. To my sister.
• 34:52
  Speaker C: I'll have to send it. Yeah, sorry. Okay. Wait. Yeah. Disgusting.
• 34:56
  Speaker B: All right, we're going off script because this we're playing.
• 34:59
  Speaker A: I wanted to just, like, happy, go lucky, go into, like, romance about being a mom. And Emily takes out anal beans that I don't want on my table.
• 35:06
  Speaker C: Well, they're on the table, Dom. And there's a Christmas tree of lingerie.
• 35:09
  Speaker B: Here, and those are, like, 20 years old, so.
• 35:11
  Speaker C: And squirt cheese.
• 35:12
  Speaker B: Yeah, Squirt.
• 35:12
  Speaker A: Can I just finish my thought?
• 35:14
  Speaker C: Yes, absolutely. What's your thought, Tom?
• 35:17
  Speaker A: Anyway, so I just feel like, as a mom.
• 35:22
  Speaker C: That'S crazy.
• 35:23
  Speaker B: I also. Sometimes I'm like, I'm a mother.
• 35:25
  Speaker A: No, but this is what throws me.
• 35:27
  Speaker C: This is so good that you guys don't lose anything. Being a mom. I mean, you still got lingerie. You got beads, you got puss juice. Like, this is great. Michael's buying you lingerie. I don't know where Gio is. I hope he's not there when I.
• 35:38
  Speaker A: Don'T want to finish my thought. I Do not want to finish my thought.
• 35:40
  Speaker C: What's your thought? What's your thought?
• 35:42
  Speaker A: I just saying, like, I just feel like sexy. Time with anal beads and lingerie requires a calendar invite. Put it on my calendar. You need a calendar invite. We need to have it on the calendar or we're away. Or it needs to be like, unfortunately, as a mom, you need it on the invite. Okay, let's play the game Red flag.
• 36:02
  Speaker B: Or make Chris wet. This is Squirt. Hold this.
• 36:04
  Speaker C: Oh, okay.
• 36:05
  Speaker B: So you're holding a red flag. One round only. No explanation until the end. Chris, you wave your red flag proud if you think it is a bad, bad thing.
• 36:14
  Speaker C: Okay.
• 36:15
  Speaker B: Or you squirt your water bottle if it makes you wet and you would want your man to do it to you. Okay, okay, okay. He plans Valentine's Day without asking. We don't need gifts. But still shows up with one. He sends a Valentine's day text at 6am.
• 36:37
  Speaker C: Going to run out of water.
• 36:38
  Speaker B: All right. He says that Valentine's text at 11:58pm.
• 36:45
  Speaker C: No, Squirt.
• 36:48
  Speaker B: Says, we'll do something this weekend, babe.
• 36:55
  Speaker C: Because give me a plan.
• 36:56
  Speaker A: Yeah, right.
• 36:57
  Speaker C: You know what I mean? Like, yeah, we're gonna do something.
• 36:59
  Speaker A: Nice effort, but give me a plan.
• 37:00
  Speaker C: Do we actually have a plan? That'd be my question.
• 37:02
  Speaker B: No gushy card, but an elite text message. Oh, all right.
• 37:07
  Speaker C: Oh, making myself one now. I'm about to start spraying down here.
• 37:12
  Speaker B: Says, I got this. And go sit down.
• 37:16
  Speaker C: What? Contact? Just in general.
• 37:18
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker C: You're gonna have no equipment.
• 37:21
  Speaker B: All right, this is straight up text messages that you're like, okay, I'll read this.
• 37:25
  Speaker A: Straight up text messages. And this is just like, from a text from significant other. If you squirt me, you're dead.
• 37:29
  Speaker B: And you. This isn't like your relationship now. This is just like, in general.
• 37:32
  Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker A: Happ V day. Red heart.
• 37:36
  Speaker C: Are we dating?
• 37:37
  Speaker A: No context. Just happy.
• 37:39
  Speaker C: I can take a little. I can get a little more than that.
• 37:41
  Speaker A: Happy Valentine's.
• 37:43
  Speaker B: Wait, make the. Make the freak flag fly. Why is the thing not flying?
• 37:47
  Speaker A: Happy Valentine's. Kissy face. Heart, heart, heart.
• 37:52
  Speaker B: Ew.
• 37:53
  Speaker A: Can't wait to see you later.
• 37:56
  Speaker C: Minimal.
• 37:57
  Speaker A: We. We can do something this weekend. Did you want to do something, question mark? I can't. Okay, round four.
• 38:07
  Speaker B: All right, Round four.
• 38:07
  Speaker C: My arm's getting tired from the red flags.
• 38:10
  Speaker B: All right. Dinner at 5pm on purpose.
• 38:14
  Speaker A: We literally have that.
• 38:15
  Speaker C: You did.
• 38:16
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker C: Well, you had last year and this year.
• 38:17
  Speaker B: All right. Take out and wine at home.
• 38:19
  Speaker A: Love that.
• 38:20
  Speaker B: Love me too. Babysitter and no plans.
• 38:23
  Speaker C: Don't have kids.
• 38:23
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 38:24
  Speaker B: Surprise. Hotel room word. Squirt.
• 38:28
  Speaker C: I feel like now that I'm so, like, thinking mature, I'm like, we could save our money and just do something else.
• 38:33
  Speaker B: Right, but like, you're in a mature relationship now, but maybe back in the day it was different.
• 38:37
  Speaker C: That's very true.
• 38:37
  Speaker B: Staying in sweats all night and just like, Netflix and chill. Maybe not on Valentine's Day. Okay.
• 38:46
  Speaker C: Make myself wet. This is working.
• 38:49
  Speaker B: Falling asleep halfway through the movie.
• 38:50
  Speaker C: I hate that I don't fall asleep like that. I. I would say it's not a red flag, but I hate that stuff.
• 38:57
  Speaker B: Like, why are we the swinging of it? People that are not watching our show right now? Our co host guest is swinging anal beads with a red fucking nylon.
• 39:09
  Speaker A: What's the red thing on there?
• 39:11
  Speaker C: I asked. She didn't know.
• 39:13
  Speaker A: Fine. Last final round.
• 39:14
  Speaker B: This is it.
• 39:15
  Speaker C: Okay.
• 39:15
  Speaker B: It's a. It's a red.
• 39:16
  Speaker C: Give me this.
• 39:17
  Speaker B: Sexy. I'm sick of the beads.
• 39:18
  Speaker C: I'm sick of the beads.
• 39:19
  Speaker A: Round 5. Behavior that changes everything. He cleans the kitchen before Valentine's Day.
• 39:25
  Speaker C: We don't live together, but in general.
• 39:27
  Speaker A: That would be context. He cleans it after. He cleans up after you. He says, you don't need to do anything for me. He actually.
• 39:36
  Speaker C: Whatever. Sorry.
• 39:37
  Speaker A: He actually means what he's saying. He remembers your love language. He thinks love languages are fake.
• 39:47
  Speaker C: Well, your cousin does. FYI.
• 39:49
  Speaker A: He does. He says, relax. He says, I got it. Go sit down. Bonus round. Husband specific. Real life. Okay. These are for us. Should we have Chris read it?
• 40:01
  Speaker C: Yeah, I want to read it to you guys. And one of you squirt. And one of you who wants to squirt the table soaked. So he said, I thought Valentine's Day was more for kids now.
• 40:11
  Speaker A: I mean. No, that was not meant to happen. That was not meant to happen.
• 40:14
  Speaker C: Please, Dom. What's that? Take that breath then. Red flag, right? All right. He showed up in jeans he's had since 2010.
• 40:22
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. Joey.
• 40:23
  Speaker C: Sounds like donuts. Sounds like donuts.
• 40:26
  Speaker B: No. You should see.
• 40:26
  Speaker A: I buy my husband a new outfit for Valentine's Day. Good.
• 40:29
  Speaker C: He dressed correctly for the occasion. Squirt. Emily, just make yourself squirt. He said, I. Ew. He said, I didn't know you cared about this.
• 40:37
  Speaker A: Oh, my God.
• 40:39
  Speaker C: I'm, like, getting mad at this. Someone actually did this?
• 40:44
  Speaker A: Probably you.
• 40:45
  Speaker B: You do know my husband.
• 40:46
  Speaker C: Yeah, clearly not. Well, he tried, but missed the mark. He tried, though. Yeah. Squirt.
• 40:52
  Speaker A: Yes. Put the face like that.
• 40:53
  Speaker C: He didn't try at all. At all. He didn't try.
• 40:59
  Speaker A: Oh, why do I keep doing that?
• 41:00
  Speaker C: I don't know.
• 41:01
  Speaker B: She's losing her marble.
• 41:03
  Speaker C: Oh, I know. He planned something small but thoughtful. Squirty little squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt.
• 41:10
  Speaker B: All right, that was.
• 41:11
  Speaker A: Is that it?
• 41:11
  Speaker C: That's it.
• 41:12
  Speaker B: All right. That was fun.
• 41:13
  Speaker C: Thanks for coming, guys.
• 41:15
  Speaker A: So let's just translate straight men behavior in one sentence.
• 41:20
  Speaker C: Like, probably. Like, if a guy sends at noon, Happy Valentine's Day. What could that mean? Maybe he was busy with work. He didn't think. Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker B: All the excuses in the entire world.
• 41:28
  Speaker C: I don't know Men.
• 41:28
  Speaker B: So do you think like that?
• 41:30
  Speaker C: Like, think like what?
• 41:31
  Speaker B: Like, if. If. So partner says, like, men are just weird. Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker C: Like.
• 41:36
  Speaker B: Like, do you. Do you feel like men are stupid?
• 41:38
  Speaker C: I feel like it's not that hard.
• 41:40
  Speaker B: I think inadequate. They are.
• 41:42
  Speaker A: I think Valentine's Day. Like, people like, men don't understand sometimes. Like, I feel like not to be like me, but Joey, like, doesn't understand.
• 41:48
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 41:49
  Speaker A: And I had to teach Michael well.
• 41:51
  Speaker B: Yeah. Men need to be trained.
• 41:53
  Speaker A: He's gonna get mad at me. Like, he's very romantic. He knows he's doing.
• 41:56
  Speaker B: He's romantic.
• 41:57
  Speaker A: Not.
• 41:57
  Speaker B: My husband is negative. There's just no romance.
• 42:00
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's not.
• 42:02
  Speaker C: You want the romance.
• 42:03
  Speaker A: Exactly.
• 42:04
  Speaker B: So.
• 42:05
  Speaker A: Right.
• 42:05
  Speaker B: Like, I don't need it. Like, clearly, I don't need it. But I would, I guess if he does something, it's like, I get excited. Right? So, like, it's like, well, that's nice. He does the stand. Like, I'm get. I'll get flowers, I'm sure. And I like a handwritten card. But that was the thing.
• 42:21
  Speaker A: I kind of take it back. He knows what he's doing. I'm just being picky. It's me.
• 42:26
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah. To each their own. Like, I feel like it's me.
• 42:28
  Speaker A: It's me, hon. It's me.
• 42:29
  Speaker C: Yeah. I love a handwritten card. I think hammer cards speak more than anything. Like, tell me how you feel from your phone.
• 42:35
  Speaker B: Tell me I'm mushy, gushy. Tell me I'm the best in the whole world.
• 42:38
  Speaker C: And the best.
• 42:39
  Speaker A: I love a car, too, though. It's like I'm both.
• 42:40
  Speaker B: I don't need a gift. I need.
• 42:42
  Speaker C: I do love a gift. But I. If it wasn't a. With a card, I'm like, the gift's a cop out, right? Like, I. I'm on a card. Oh, yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker B: I'm saving all my gift without a cop Out. I'm literally saving all my gifts for a boob job. I'm just saying, rack it up.
• 42:53
  Speaker C: You want a boob job?
• 42:54
  Speaker B: Y.
• 42:55
  Speaker C: Well, after what I seen tonight, you're gonna get it. Jesus Christ.
• 42:59
  Speaker A: I just feel like, what? Like, my thing is, your husband should just know what you want from a Valentine's Day perspective. And again, like, you shouldn't be saying, well, you know, it's fine. Like, I don't need anything. Like, no, if you want what you want and you don't want what you don't want, so. Yeah, but.
• 43:14
  Speaker B: But do you want to tell them? Like, I feel like I think you have to at a certain moment.
• 43:19
  Speaker A: They're not gonna reach me thing. This is why it's a me thing. I anticipate because my husband's good at what he does. I don't have to teach him anything. But I just kind of want to have a special moment with my husband and I because he wants to make it a surprise. But I'm also type A, so I also want to know. But I also don't want to know because I also like a surprise. So I kind of.
• 43:37
  Speaker C: It's like you're setting yourself up for failure.
• 43:39
  Speaker A: So I'm kind of like, you got.
• 43:40
  Speaker C: To figure that out.
• 43:41
  Speaker A: It's almost like, I'll plan Valentine's Day. Like, no big deal. He's like, I'll have. I have something planned. What are we doing?
• 43:45
  Speaker C: Yeah, but you gotta trust that your husband's got it, because he has issues. Okay, well, you are married, so I'm hoping those are gone. Right?
• 43:53
  Speaker B: They're not.
• 43:54
  Speaker A: They're not. No, seriously. He always comes through, and I always just like. Because I just want to be special. Like, I just. I. I love special times.
• 44:03
  Speaker C: Yeah. Let me say something. As someone who's starting a relationship, it's going to be, like, a year and a half soon, and, like, this is our second Valentine's Day together. It's not that I think you need to train. You need to do this. That it takes away. I feel like, what's important to you, if your partner knows that and doesn't execute it, that's what speaks.
• 44:20
  Speaker A: That's my problem.
• 44:20
  Speaker C: You've said you love a car. I should never have to say that again.
• 44:24
  Speaker A: Correct.
• 44:24
  Speaker C: You know, but also, sometimes you have.
• 44:27
  Speaker A: To tell them what you do like to say, though. Like, if you send your boyfriend, that's.
• 44:31
  Speaker B: Like, in the bedroom also, right? Like, you have to tell them what you want.
• 44:33
  Speaker A: Yeah, totally.
• 44:34
  Speaker C: Yeah. Like, how are they supposed to know that? Didn't Feel good or that does feel good. But I'm saying communicate.
• 44:38
  Speaker B: Hello.
• 44:39
  Speaker A: Tell your boyfriend or your husband I want this cake or this specific thing for my birthday.
• 44:46
  Speaker B: Right.
• 44:47
  Speaker A: He should know to get that specific.
• 44:49
  Speaker B: Cake for your birthday.
• 44:49
  Speaker C: And if he doesn't get that cake, he better be making that cake. You gotta save money. Great. Make it at home.
• 44:53
  Speaker A: No, it's like, that's just how I am. My husband once said he wanted, like, something and I wrote it down and that's what I got him because that's what he wanted.
• 45:00
  Speaker C: He's like, oh, my God, I got also Dom. To me, like, even the effort of doing that, I think is so sweet.
• 45:06
  Speaker B: I'm big on that.
• 45:07
  Speaker C: That means to me so much.
• 45:08
  Speaker A: It doesn't mean that your partner should be doing that, you know?
• 45:11
  Speaker B: No, I'm just saying that's like in green. Like, for example, my son, my five year old told me last week, he was like, his teacher really loves snow globes. He's like, maybe I can get Miss Emmy a snow globe for Valentine's Day. I'm like, you fucking listen to her. And I got her a Valentine's Day snow globe. And she's gonna be like, that is a star student who listened to me that said I.
• 45:30
  Speaker C: That's her credit.
• 45:31
  Speaker A: That's what I'm talking about.
• 45:32
  Speaker B: That's the shit that I want to raise a son to listen to a woman, and what she wants, she's gonna fucking get.
• 45:39
  Speaker C: Okay, so you are buying the coach bag?
• 45:41
  Speaker A: Yeah, it seem. Yeah, we are buying the.
• 45:44
  Speaker B: And also in that regard, Valentine's Day absolutely has changed. And I think it'll change more for you as Gio gets older. Where it's like, I really, like, I hand to God, like, if Joey is more mushy, gushy, like, brings Vienna flowers, does the thing for Vienna. I would rather that because she's learning. Like, that's what a daddy is.
• 46:05
  Speaker A: You should also hang out for yourself.
• 46:07
  Speaker B: Yes, for myself too. But I'm just saying, like, like, for her, like, growing up, like, that's like, so nice. Like, she's so excited for their date on Friday night. And then that's how Joey's excited.
• 46:14
  Speaker A: But that shouldn't be. Okay, so I understand what you're saying and I. I agree with you and I think it's adorable. But that should be a given. That shouldn't be like, oh, my God, I can't believe my husband's taking my daughter out. Like, it should just. That should just be a natural thing. But I feel like I should buying you Flowers. I'm saying in general.
• 46:30
  Speaker B: No, but I think you need to, like, create those memories.
• 46:32
  Speaker A: But I'm saying from your husband's perspective, like, that should.
• 46:35
  Speaker C: She's saying it shouldn't even be like a gold star. It should just be a standard.
• 46:38
  Speaker A: Yeah, but I kind of think your husband daughter out and also treats you.
• 46:42
  Speaker B: Yeah, but I don't. I don't think every dad in the whole world takes their daughter out. Like, my dad never took me out for Valentine's Day.
• 46:48
  Speaker A: I'm setting yours.
• 46:49
  Speaker B: Yeah, okay, but I'm saying a good dad.
• 46:52
  Speaker A: I'm saying. But you understand what I'm saying? Like, for your perspective, I feel like that. Well, is your gold standard. But that should just be standard.
• 47:01
  Speaker B: Okay, but. But that's not for everybody. Because I'm saying my dad didn't do.
• 47:04
  Speaker A: It for your household.
• 47:06
  Speaker B: Old. Right. And that's what. But I'm trying to make it a point.
• 47:09
  Speaker A: And I feel like you should feel the love too.
• 47:12
  Speaker B: Yes. I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about for my kids. Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker C: You're happy that your kid has that.
• 47:15
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 47:16
  Speaker C: Are you getting flowers too? Just curious.
• 47:17
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 47:18
  Speaker C: Okay. Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker B: Everyone's good.
• 47:20
  Speaker C: Yeah. Amen. Everything's good in the denominator. Hold on.
• 47:23
  Speaker A: No.
• 47:24
  Speaker C: Put your glasses on. And smart.
• 47:26
  Speaker A: This is not meant to be rare. I'm just saying, like, I feel like you do. You absolutely settle. But also, they've not only heard it from me, you've heard it from other people too. You should not be able to settle. You should feel love. You shouldn't be like, I'm not like that. I don't care about that stuff. But you do. And you should. And you should feel love from your husband as well. That's all I'll say.
• 47:50
  Speaker B: TL Jesus. Right? Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker C: I mean, I. I agree. Yeah. Mic drop. I mean, I don't know what you want me to do.
• 47:58
  Speaker A: I just like, I want you to feel what you deserve to feel.
• 48:00
  Speaker C: Feel.
• 48:00
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 48:02
  Speaker C: People always say, I don't care about stuff like that. Like, I don't need a card. I don't need this. But yeah, I'm saying for me too, secretly in your head, if you're like, you're. No, like, this is going to disappoint me if I don't get it. Communicate it.
• 48:15
  Speaker A: Valentine's Day is not about jewelry. It doesn't need to belt. It needs.
• 48:18
  Speaker C: It's.
• 48:18
  Speaker A: It's showing love for your.
• 48:20
  Speaker B: Like, yeah.
• 48:21
  Speaker A: Like if. If taking your daughter out is what you feel to feel appreciated, then that's that.
• 48:27
  Speaker C: Well, yeah, but you're still in the piece.
• 48:29
  Speaker B: I get what you're saying.
• 48:31
  Speaker A: Don't make me talk out loud.
• 48:33
  Speaker B: I was being totally separate. Like, I. I'm talking about my kid. How it changed for me as a kid.
• 48:38
  Speaker A: That's why you said that it changed for you. You shouldn't have to change. I will always have that. But I also have me and my husband.
• 48:45
  Speaker B: I mean, yeah, I'm gonna bring out my lingerie and the out of my husband, clearly.
• 48:50
  Speaker A: Yeah. That's what my point was at.
• 48:55
  Speaker B: This is good, real conversation here.
• 48:57
  Speaker C: Jesus Christ. But also Domnoff or nothing, since your dad did that with you, that's ingrained in you. Like, that's why you're like, this is not even a given. If I have a daughter, Michael's doing it.
• 49:06
  Speaker B: He knows.
• 49:07
  Speaker C: Yeah, but for Emily, if she didn't have that and now her kid's getting that, I feel like that even, like, unlocks another little heart chamber to be like, my partner's doing that for my daughter. Like, that's such love, you know? But I get what Dom's saying. Like, that's great for Vienna, but you still deserve that equally, in whatever way it is.
• 49:23
  Speaker A: And this is no shame to tell me.
• 49:25
  Speaker B: You also have to remember, like. Like, you grew up with the family man. Like, I didn't marry the family man because I didn't have that. Oh, yeah.
• 49:32
  Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. You have the family man.
• 49:33
  Speaker B: Right.
• 49:33
  Speaker A: So he knows to do what he has to do. And this is. No shame on Joey. I love him to death, and I know he has it in him, but I feel like. And I'm not blaming you, and we can always take this out if you want. I'm just having a real conversation with you. I mean, when's the time to do it? Time to do it now. Obviously, lies saying, like, obviously, you're my best friend and I love you to tell, and Joey's my family too. But. But I know the type of man he is. He's the kind of family man that I had my whole entire life. So I know he has it in him. So when I don't see him doing it, I really, truly believe it's because you are, like, nonchalant.
• 50:06
  Speaker B: It doesn't matter. Yeah.
• 50:07
  Speaker A: You're like, ah, it's all good.
• 50:08
  Speaker C: But again, if it does matter, you'll figure that out and you'll start communicating. Yeah.
• 50:11
  Speaker A: Which I think last year kind of did. And you came to me and you opened up about it and you were upset, but.
• 50:16
  Speaker C: Well, Emily, you and Donuts have been together for like.
• 50:19
  Speaker B: Yeah, also we've been together. No, now almost 20.
• 50:23
  Speaker C: I mean, why, like, I feel like who you were. You don't need me to say this, but what you wanted even five, 10 years ago, it's so interesting, like thinking about someone in a relationship. Like, do you guys, in the beginning of a relationship, do you guys like sync up like every now and then and be like, okay, well you're clearly not the person you were five years ago. Like, what do you like, like you're different.
• 50:42
  Speaker B: That's interesting you said that.
• 50:43
  Speaker C: No, like I'm just, I mean, not.
• 50:45
  Speaker B: Like a sit down conversation. But yeah, like we should like, like people are evolving. Things are changing. I think even like we've talked about, talked about it this year. It's like I actually have something other than just being a mom. Like, I'm going out, I'm doing mama clock. Like things are changing for me. Like I, I, I feel like an identity shift. So. Yeah, you feel it.
• 51:06
  Speaker C: Not for nothing, clearly that's going to show in your relationship too. So even for you, Dom, too, like, even when you have a baby, like anything, it's like, wait, things are changing for a second.
• 51:15
  Speaker A: We're going out with as a couple for Valentine's Day.
• 51:17
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 51:17
  Speaker A: Five years ago I'd be like, we were going me, like, now I'm like, I'd rather be with my best people in the my favorite people in the entire world. Laugh and have fun and have a good night. Like evolving in that sense. Yes. But I still think, like, I don't think it'll ever change in my husband. Like, I still want that love because I just feel like that's my love language. Like, I'm not even talking about gifts or jewelry or flowers. I just want like something special. Like one year he did like a whole day and he wrote down a calendar of like, okay, we're going to Maria's for brunch, then we're going to come back and do this with Gio. And then that was like my favorite thing. I still haven't laminated.
• 51:50
  Speaker B: He laminated it, remember? And I remember seeing that me like, oh my God, that's like the cutest thing do. I would never do something like that.
• 51:55
  Speaker C: Your cousin did the paper.
• 51:57
  Speaker A: So he has more than. He's like my brother. Like, I feel like he would have that. Like, yeah, pull that in. But I feel like again, you've been together for a long time, you have three kids, you kind of are like, let's just celebrate the kids. Let's go out with everybody. Like, you kind of shoo it away. And he's like, ah, it's been 20 years. Like, you know, put your foot down. He would kind of be like, I understand.
• 52:14
  Speaker B: I totally understand what you're saying. It's just like, sometimes, like, when I actually say, like, I don't really give a about all the jazz. Like, I really don't.
• 52:22
  Speaker A: I know you don't, but, like.
• 52:23
  Speaker B: And then other times, like, if he doesn't give me a card, I'll card.
• 52:25
  Speaker A: I care what you care about.
• 52:26
  Speaker C: First thing I ever said to you girls when you started this podcast and I was listening to it, I was like, I want to be what I say. I said, I want to be a happy medium of both of you. And this was the perfect conversation for it.
• 52:35
  Speaker A: I'm happy. Let's have a conversation.
• 52:37
  Speaker C: No, honestly. Because part of me is like, I wish I could be like Emily in the sense of when I say I don't care, I kind of mean that. So, like, if something wasn't enough and you're like, this is perfect in the back of my head, then I take over with this one, and I'm like, oh, no, he should have did this. I should have got my laminated.
• 52:52
  Speaker A: Yes. Like, it could be simple like a planting, but laminate the paper, put it out.
• 52:57
  Speaker B: Like, you know, I would never think about. So, like, if. Yeah. Did that, I'd be like, I want.
• 53:03
  Speaker C: To be right in the middle.
• 53:04
  Speaker A: I need something simple. But, like, put effort into it. Use your mind, because I use my fucking brain, you know?
• 53:09
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker A: All right. Can we talk about something else?
• 53:11
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker A: I'm happy we went. I'm happy we went there.
• 53:14
  Speaker C: We got serious.
• 53:15
  Speaker A: You got serious for a second.
• 53:16
  Speaker C: Let's.
• 53:16
  Speaker A: Let's switch a little bit. We'll come back to the Valentine's Day segment. Let's go into our tea time. We have something to talk about.
• 53:21
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 53:21
  Speaker C: Do it.
• 53:21
  Speaker A: Want to, too. Let's talk about the Grammys real quick. Oh, I just feel like a lot of crazy things went on in the. At the Grammys this year. I feel like the statement at the Grammy was, like, nudity. And I feel like, oh, yeah, everybody, like, looked great, but then there was people that were like, Wait, was that, like, half naked?
• 53:38
  Speaker B: Well, chapel had little size. Yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker A: What was that? Is that fashion now? Like, people are trying to express through their body, then through clothes, I think.
• 53:46
  Speaker B: What about that? Like, that really? It was like a glove suit that. That woman.
• 53:51
  Speaker A: Oh, a Latex suit, Wore that. What's her name?
• 53:54
  Speaker C: Kate.
• 53:55
  Speaker B: Who was it, Hudson?
• 53:56
  Speaker A: No, but she wore, like, a latex glove.
• 53:59
  Speaker C: Tiana Taylor. I don't know if you guys know her. She looked cool.
• 54:03
  Speaker A: She was actually one of the body. Yeah, body. Like, that's what I'm talking about. Like, that's how we should be looking at the Grammys.
• 54:08
  Speaker C: Well, let me say something about the Grammys real quick. And it has nothing to do with fashion. No. Because I've been brewing with this. Because I. So I'm sitting there. I don't really watch award shows like that. I'm not like, that type of whatever. So I'm watching and it opens up. The part I saw was Sabrina Carpenter doing Man Child. And I'm watching her, like, shake it and, like, play around, like, flick her hair. And I'm like, we used to have Whitney Houston.
• 54:30
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 54:30
  Speaker A: What's happening?
• 54:30
  Speaker C: One moment in time. I'm like, we used to have power. I'm getting worked up thinking about it because, like, as someone who, like, does appreciate good singing, I'm like, what the fuck is that?
• 54:39
  Speaker A: I agree.
• 54:40
  Speaker C: Give me a singer, put the mic down, sit your ass down and sing me a song. And I want to feel it. I agree. I don't want to watch you dip Instagram, man.
• 54:48
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 54:49
  Speaker C: Why?
• 54:49
  Speaker B: I agree.
• 54:49
  Speaker C: I can do that on TikTok. Show me something. I have people, like.
• 54:52
  Speaker A: People, like, are doing weird things.
• 54:53
  Speaker C: People are being weird now. I want the rose. I'm mad.
• 54:56
  Speaker A: No, honestly. And then Justin Bieber. I love him. I'm a huge fan. Justin Bieber. Him coming out in his boxers. Like, I just felt like it was like, what is happening? His first debut back and he's his boxer. The Grammy.
• 55:06
  Speaker C: People, people. Everyone. I feel like, has lost the plot.
• 55:08
  Speaker A: Alex Warren Malfunction.
• 55:10
  Speaker C: Yeah, I felt bad. He was upset.
• 55:12
  Speaker A: You could tell. Yeah. I would be one of. Yeah, you.
• 55:14
  Speaker C: Because in that. In their ear, they're supposed to. I thought.
• 55:20
  Speaker A: Yeah, forget it.
• 55:21
  Speaker C: That the Grammys pissed me off. Honestly. A little bit. I'll say it.
• 55:24
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'll say it, too. I just, like, wasn't a fan.
• 55:27
  Speaker B: I. I did not.
• 55:28
  Speaker C: Yeah, you're silent. That wasn't on in the household. Maybe Teletubby should.
• 55:33
  Speaker A: I'm going to Tell Me Lies then.
• 55:34
  Speaker C: Oh, God, another show.
• 55:36
  Speaker A: Let's just make a little switch real quick. We are about to spoil the latest spoiler alert episode of Tell Me Lies. So if you're listening. Okay.
• 55:46
  Speaker B: That episode was terrible.
• 55:48
  Speaker A: 3 out of 10.
• 55:49
  Speaker B: I set it down. I go the whole time it was giving me this feeling. And I'm not an anxious person. I was like. It was giving me this feeling of like.
• 55:56
  Speaker C: Like.
• 55:57
  Speaker B: And she was like, that's anxiety. I was like, no.
• 56:00
  Speaker A: Like, that was like, it also.
• 56:02
  Speaker C: I don't know what. College parties. And again, they went in, like, 2008. Right. So, like, you were. You got.
• 56:08
  Speaker B: No, those were, like, college parties.
• 56:10
  Speaker C: So I wasn't.
• 56:11
  Speaker A: Yeah, that was doing college parties.
• 56:12
  Speaker C: At that time when I was in college, we didn't have enough to sit down and do, like, story time and get a piece of paper and pen. Write it down. Put it down.
• 56:19
  Speaker B: No, no. That's.
• 56:19
  Speaker C: How much parties are these also. But again, I guess it's.
• 56:22
  Speaker A: I just feel these all random things on this episode that, like, hopefully the next episode's, like, a big ban.
• 56:28
  Speaker C: Because they're just pissing me off every single thing.
• 56:30
  Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know. I was really into Alex this episode.
• 56:33
  Speaker A: Me, too. He's.
• 56:34
  Speaker C: What?
• 56:35
  Speaker A: You don't like Alex?
• 56:36
  Speaker C: I think I lost him when he's like, call yourself pathetic, like, go up.
• 56:40
  Speaker A: But also the last part of the episode, I felt bad because he really has a problem.
• 56:44
  Speaker B: So he's dealing with his problem. He's dealing with own.
• 56:47
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker B: He. He grew up in foster care. After foster care, clearly he was. Something would happen to him. He was abused, and he. He needs, like, the power trip of having somebody beneath him. And he. It's like.
• 56:59
  Speaker C: It's giving me pins and needles because I'm pick. I can see.
• 57:02
  Speaker A: It was eerie.
• 57:02
  Speaker C: I can see Lucy, like, saying, like, but you like me like this. I'm like, this is disgusting.
• 57:07
  Speaker A: Honey, you need help. That's the point.
• 57:08
  Speaker B: No.
• 57:09
  Speaker C: Why?
• 57:10
  Speaker B: It's the whole point of it. But it.
• 57:11
  Speaker A: But it is.
• 57:12
  Speaker B: Like, if somebody is going through that, it's real. It's.
• 57:16
  Speaker A: He pulled down her pants, and he was like, let's get to.
• 57:18
  Speaker B: Because. And he was, like, crying too into it. And they were crying and they were turned on. It was like. So, like.
• 57:24
  Speaker C: I guess for someone, like, mentally who's got it going on up there, this is like their foreplay. We're talking about foreplay.
• 57:30
  Speaker A: This is mental play.
• 57:31
  Speaker B: Exactly. Exactly.
• 57:32
  Speaker A: I just think there wasn't many answers to this episode. It was kind of like a wash. And it was kind of like, all right, let's move on.
• 57:38
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 57:38
  Speaker B: But not much there, but Wrigley and Brie are.
• 57:41
  Speaker A: I love.
• 57:41
  Speaker C: Thank God they kissed. I was getting annoyed waiting for that, too.
• 57:44
  Speaker B: Love that.
• 57:44
  Speaker C: Come on, let's do it.
• 57:45
  Speaker A: Wrigley and Brie love Lucy. I love Alex. Not with Loosey.
• 57:49
  Speaker C: Wait, can you say your. Did you say your theory on what you told me? And I was like, wait, I forget. What was it when Wrigley is at the wedding and puts the phone down and you. Did you guys talk about this already?
• 58:02
  Speaker A: I talked about this with her.
• 58:03
  Speaker B: Not on the pod.
• 58:04
  Speaker C: Okay. I don't know if you want to say it, but that was a theory I actually could get behind. Because I'm like, why is he stupid on the phone?
• 58:09
  Speaker B: They want to take down Steven in some way?
• 58:11
  Speaker C: No, Dom, was that. The theory is me saying to you. You could say it. Me saying it. The theory is, is that he purposely put it down there because you know, Stephen's so fucked up and convoluted, he would take his phone, figure it out and spoil it. So then hopefully the goal, Wrigley and Brie together. Brie, also from my town. You came up. Hi, Bri.
• 58:29
  Speaker A: I think you made up that last.
• 58:31
  Speaker B: Part of the theory.
• 58:31
  Speaker A: I think my theory was to develop Steven. You and your. Our theories were put together.
• 58:35
  Speaker C: Our theories were symbolic.
• 58:37
  Speaker B: I mean, there's some fucking crazy theories out there.
• 58:40
  Speaker C: That would be a cool theory.
• 58:41
  Speaker A: Like Oliver being Brie's dad. That can't be true.
• 58:42
  Speaker C: True.
• 58:43
  Speaker B: I kind of.
• 58:43
  Speaker C: That's.
• 58:44
  Speaker B: I kind of hope it is.
• 58:45
  Speaker C: I hope. Wait, why?
• 58:46
  Speaker A: Because. What does Brie's mom have to do with all this?
• 58:48
  Speaker B: Because I need to know she's gonna come back. She's.
• 58:50
  Speaker C: I feel like they're gonna have like a fight or something. She's gonna like walk off on upset bra. I don't know.
• 58:54
  Speaker A: Or Oliver comes into play and then.
• 58:55
  Speaker C: He'S like, honey, that's your dad.
• 58:57
  Speaker A: How about Bri with the mistress? Not mistress.
• 59:00
  Speaker C: Did she get work done also? Cuz that doesn't look like her, but it's the same.
• 59:03
  Speaker A: She has no makeup on.
• 59:04
  Speaker C: No. Guys, I think she got like a facelift. Cuz that face looks completely different.
• 59:08
  Speaker B: Did look different. She might have.
• 59:10
  Speaker A: I hear you. Maybe she just like did a glow up like a face routine that night.
• 59:13
  Speaker C: She did a glow up with her skin.
• 59:15
  Speaker B: Yeah, let's move on. Because not a lot of our fans are tell me lies.
• 59:18
  Speaker C: Okay? And here we are screaming.
• 59:20
  Speaker B: But maybe they are Galentine's day fans. Can we talk?
• 59:25
  Speaker A: I'm a huge fan of Gallon.
• 59:26
  Speaker B: I have never in my common one this year.
• 59:29
  Speaker C: Because you never had to. You had. You had Coach Urban Tiffany.
• 59:33
  Speaker B: So is Galentine's just for like single ladies?
• 59:37
  Speaker A: It used to be.
• 59:37
  Speaker C: I feel like it's evolved to really anyone Single.
• 59:40
  Speaker B: Yeah, but now it's like gets like a girl's gallant.
• 59:44
  Speaker C: But there's more to people than just girls.
• 59:45
  Speaker B: So I could get after that.
• 59:46
  Speaker A: But like if you're single, you have a Galentine instead of a single or gay Chris.
• 59:51
  Speaker C: What? Well, that's. I was just saying the Dom. I think it's evolved to more than just girls. Like, I feel like even maybe single guys, let's get together. Like we don't have anything to do.
• 59:58
  Speaker B: Not straight.
• 59:59
  Speaker C: And it's just called Straight Street Day.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker A: No, no, that's not a thing.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker B: They'll go golfing.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker A: Not a thing.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker C: Yeah, but in their own way.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker B: I mean, not Valentine's Day.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker C: What are you upset at over here? I never did. Galentine's one of my friends. Birthdays was on Valentine's Day, so we'd celebrate with her or I was in a relationship or just single and did nothing.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker B: What was your best Valentine's?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker C: Honestly? I feel like it's yet to be written, but I would say honestly, like last Valentine's Day with your cousin, we had the same exact plan. That was fun. We were walking around the city. We had a beautiful dinner, like Seafood Tower. We were in a nice.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker A: Then you guys watched.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker C: Oh, we watched Yellow Jacket.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker A: We both did. Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker B: You were both watching in this different.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker C: Hotel room, six floors apart. I'd say that was nice. That was also like our first maybe couple night. Like really spending together. So that was a really nice Valentine's Day.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker B: What was your best. I would say I hope it's not with her husband.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker A: I can't remember. I have a really bad memory. You guys.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker C: I feel like your brain has left you. This episode you're absolutely having. Should we come back to you?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker A: I think because I took a Xanax yesterday.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker B: Yesterday she took the Xanax 30.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker C: I've never taken one. I'll probably.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker B: What's your favorite good drug? No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker A: I just did it for fun. I needed a little like light in the mood.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker C: What was going on yesterday?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker B: To lighten, I was going to sprinkle cocaine in her decaf coffee.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker A: My favorite Valentine's Day. Don't get off of me. Am I acting weird this episode?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker C: A little bit.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker A: I think it's the pink sweater. Yeah, I think so too.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker B: If anything, I've never worn.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker A: Am I actually weird? Be honest.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker C: No. You will talk later. The glasses help you.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker A: So my favorite Valentine's Day. What did I do? Oh, we went to the city last year. That was really fun.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker B: No, when he did the calendar thing.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker A: With that was my favorite. That was my favorite. I'm putting the calendar out there. He laid out a whole day, and it was beautiful. We just had our son, so, like, we really didn't want to get a babysitter. Or, like, we didn't want to leave him. He was turning one, so we just kind of celebrated us. So he was cute and adorable. I love my husband. Okay, Emily, what was your favorite?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker B: God, there were so many. Literally, so many missed mountains.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker C: There really are, you know.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker B: Well, so to be fair, like, for five years, Joey always. He played baseball. He was. Played baseball at Rutgers. So opening day was already always in Miami.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker C: Baseball players have big asses, right?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker B: Do that.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker C: We'll talk about that often.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker B: Joey is big ass.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker C: I was gonna say.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker B: But opening day is always in Miami on Valentine's Day weekend. So, like, I. We never celebrated, really. Unless I gyps.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker A: Five years.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker B: What?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker A: You got gyp to five years.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker B: Five years.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker C: You're sick.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker A: I'm on her side, but.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker C: True, true.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker B: I'm trying to think. I know. I don't know. Like, my fe. Well, my craziest Valentine's Day was one time I went to Miami and.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker C: Was that the photo you sent us? Yeah, the photo I sent. I was waiting for that.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker A: That was cute.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker C: Did you look at the photo?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker A: Yeah, the background was all naked.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker B: Knew it was a porn. No, we went. What about.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker C: That was cute.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker B: It was.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker C: I was like, what the are they? It looked like they were in a warehouse and porn was.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker B: We were in a warehouse. I have no idea where we were. It was Valentine's Day.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker A: Oh, that was a club. Like a high club.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker B: This was not a club. This was.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker A: I take it back.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker B: This was an underground sex dungeon.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker C: I could feel it from the live photo. I swear. I looked it up.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker B: To get into the place, it was a sex. And you had to go under ground. So you walk into the sex shop.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker C: And you had to show your dead.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker A: Yeah. And Joey had to show his.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker C: No, you're. Now you're lying. You're lying.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker B: And then there's these little booths of just, like, cocaine. Cocaine.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker C: Are you being serious? I need the name of this place offline.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker A: No, I can't.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker B: No, but. And then on a giant projector screen, there's just porn.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker C: I've been to gay bars before.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker A: Who took that picture of you?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker B: I don't know. Somebody. Some random person.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker C: That's a place, though, Emily, where all things go. Like, another couple could just come up to you guys and be like, all right.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker B: Like, it was so. It was. Was so. Like, Unhinged and, like, fun. Like, we were just carefree. We had no kids. It was like, whatever. Miami. I have no idea. Probably, like, early 20s. Yeah, early 20s. It was so fun. Like, but we weren't necessarily celebrating Valentine's Day that night. Like, we just, like.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker C: It was just crazy.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker B: Yeah, it was, like, fun. That was really fun. And then one Valentine's Day, Joe was supposed to get on a flight to Miami for opening day. He was, like, hurt that year. Year. And we went to the Melting Pot.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker C: Have you ever been in Somerville? Somerville. I know exactly the one we went.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker B: To the Melting Pots for. I thought it was so romantic. We went and he. We got so drunk, he missed his flight. Like, we didn't get home till late. We met this couple. They were, like, giving us tequila shots. We were just, like. We stayed out late.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker A: You guys are so fun.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker B: You really.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker C: And this is what I mean when I say, I love that. The spark and the fun of. And this. Like, it never died. If anything, it just gets heightened.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker B: I mean, it did die for three years when I had three and three.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker C: Under three, but rightfully so. I feel like if it's going to die at a certain point, I hope it would die at that time.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker B: Yeah, we're coming back a little bit, but it's beautiful. No, I mean, I think we covered.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker C: I love Valentine's Day.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker A: Me, too. I really do. And I really. I.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker C: It actually makes me nervous. I don't think it's like, Valentine's Day is one of those days where, like, you go in, like, expecting things, and if you don't get what you want, you're disappointed.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker A: That's me.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker C: And that's what. It's such a happy day. But it can make you little stuff.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker B: That's why that's.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker C: That's when we need to channel Emily.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker A: You keep it loud.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker C: No, not even low expectation. We just, like. You're, like, go with the flow. You know?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker B: Also, like, I don't need a. I know people say I don't need a day, but, like, also, maybe you do need a day.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker A: Like, maybe because you haven't had a day, you don't know if you need a day.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker A: You know.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker A: Yeah. Clock it. Okay, let's play a game.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker A: This is.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker B: The game is in Truth or Dare. Pick a card.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker A: Okay, I'll go first. Chris, go first.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker C: No, you go first. Call.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker B: This could go on all day.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker A: Truth. What's one thing you've always wanted to try in bed but haven't done yet?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker C: I feel like I played this game before this summer. No. Were you gonna say that?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker A: Took the words out of my mouth.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker C: Cuz he knows.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker A: Yes, take the words out of my mouth.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker B: Valentine. Valentine's Day, 2026.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker C: Literally. Truth. If you could only have sex in one place for the rest of your life, besides a bedroom, where would it be? And why? Oh, I feel like a nice love sack.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker A: Cat downstairs.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker B: You can have it. They're trying to get rid of it.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker C: Wait, really?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker A: Michael has had so much sex with so many girls on that love sack. I don't want it in my basement.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker C: I just got chills.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker A: Are you serious?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker C: Oh, that can't be in your house.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker A: No, I know. And Geo plays on it.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker B: He changed.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker A: He changed the COVID He changed the COVID And how do you.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker B: I know. I know everyone he's had sex with. If you could do whatever you wanted to me for the next 30 minutes, what would you do?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker C: And who are you talking to? Call donuts on. Pick another. Not me.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker A: Don't look at me.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker B: When you're in a serious relationship, should your phone passwords be shared with each other or kept private?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker C: Good question.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker B: Go ahead. All right, so. Oh, I mean, I've been married for a hundred years and he knows every single bastard I've ever had. So. Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker A: Your passwords are like, help me.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker B: Everyone know. It's. I'm scared.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker A: I'm scared.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker C: No, it's not.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker A: Yes, it is all her password.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker B: Every password. I mean, yeah.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker C: Quick question. Rapid fire round. Do you agree yes or no?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker C: Okay, you say no. Well, you guys are married. That's different.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker A: I said yes or no.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker B: He says no.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker A: No sharing of it.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker C: Depends. I would.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker B: Wait, like, of what? Like, or what are we. Are we talking?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker C: Like, you guys have to remember though, you're 20 years. 5. Like, it's different for a year. And like, if he asked to see my phone, I. He has asked and I've given it to him. Not to look for something, but just in general. But like, I don't think you need my email password currently.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker A: Oh, no, I'm talking about like phone password, keypad.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker C: Oh, I'm going like, I'm going like, bank account. Yeah, like, get in the vault.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker C: Oh, no, I. He has my phone.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker B: I have my own vault.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker C: He doesn't see, he has my phone.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker B: Cool.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker A: These are like so many. Let's mix these up.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker B: Yeah, mix them up.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker C: Yeah, mix them up.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker A: Truth. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Tell me about it. Yes.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker B: When?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker C: Well, tell us about it.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker A: In Miami, I went to the ocean naked. And there's videos and photos of It Proof. If you want to say proof.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker C: Jesus. Truth. Where's the D?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker A: I know.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker C: What's the shortest time it took you to go from meeting someone to being intimate with them? Oh, short. I mean, have you seen a gay club?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker B: Five seconds.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker B: Literally dare try to lick your elbow for 10 seconds while keeping eye time. Eye contact with you.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker C: Do you want to lick your elbow?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker B: I mean, go. I don't think I can do it with the.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker A: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker C: Thank God.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker B: That's right. I couldn't. Can you lick your elbow?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker C: If I'd have to.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker A: Look, what's the weirdest place you've ever had sitting sex? God. I can't remember this, but I would say weirdest.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker C: Wait. Dumb.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker A: It's not weird, though.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker C: You sure?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's not weird.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker C: You whispered loud enough that it. I think got picked up because I could hear it through here.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker A: FYI, I think it was one of my friend's trampolines in the backyard.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker C: Now, that's weird.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker B: Oh, I love a trampoline.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker C: That's weird. Yeah. I had sex with my ex in, like, one of my friends who's not my friend anymore. Like, bed while her family and her were home. Like, she was getting ready to go out, and we were just, like, in bed. Like, in. Figured it was time.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker A: Wait, I don't like that.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker C: Or fitting room.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker B: What do you mean you like, I.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker C: Used to get busy.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker B: You love sneaky sex.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker A: I do. That was sneaky.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker A: We went into a room.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker C: We were in the room. She was getting ready to go out. We were just, like, in bed. And then she left to go do makeup for 20 minutes and we had.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker B: I used to love sneaky sex. To, like. Like. Like, if my parents were home and, like, high school, I'd go in the basement. Like, that was, like, hot and fun.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker A: I always did that.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker B: If my mom is babysitting down school, hair is like, I don't want to fuck you.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker C: Yeah, that's, like, different.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker A: That's, like, a norm.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker B: He's like, you used to love it. Like, your mom's here.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker A: I'm like, no, not him. Trying to sext you with your mom. I can't.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker C: All right, let's end with this.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker A: Okay. Go.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker C: Tell me one truth and two lies. If I guess the truth, you have to take a drink. Should we do that or no? Should I do two truths in a lie? You guys guess.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker C: All right. Love that.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker B: You have to think in your head because you have to be like, I know.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker C: Strategic.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker B: Yeah. Can we all do one Two truth.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker C: I, I, I already have mine.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker A: I have dyslexia.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker C: Wait. I also have to remember, like, we're live. Like, I can't be going too crazy.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker C: Like anal be. All righty then.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker A: This was a crazy episode. Yeah, I'm trying.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker B: This is actually a funny episode.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker C: I'm. But I'm trying to, like, also remember who listens and not get a little too crazy.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker B: Grandma, I love you, Grandma. My grandpar. All my grandparents listen. How fun crazy is that?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker C: You're also. You have grandparents. A little shout out. And you too. All my grandparents are.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker B: And my dad listens. Hey, Daddy.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker C: A. I actually don't know. Let me skip. Sorry.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker B: Two truths and a lie. I could do it so quick.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker A: We're ending on this, so make it good.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker C: Yeah, I want to make it good. Pretend you can only listen to two genres of music for the rest of your life. Oh, I thought it was going to be like during sex. Let's get deep. How many kids do you want to have? Come on. It's not that deep.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker B: 5.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker C: You have a whole podcast about it. Pretend we're on vacation. So we. You guys have to do this.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker C: Pretend we're on vacation. It's a dare. By the way. Seduce me in your sexiest foreign accents for 30 seconds.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker A: I can we. I'm just meeting you an accent.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker C: Pretend we're partners and you have to seduce me with a foreign accent.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker A: I have to do it to you or Emily.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker C: You can do it to Emily if you feel more comfortable.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker A: I'm not good at accents. The only thing I only know is, like, Jamaican.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker B: You do Jamaican is Jamaican.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker A: Let me think. I am not really. My friends know this. I'm not good at accent.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker C: Emily, I feel like you've got a Brit under. Under control.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker B: I know. All I can do is I can talk in a cockney I accent.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker C: Who's that? Don't. No need. No need to do the 30 seconds. I think that sufficed for a couple. But what accent was that?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker B: Have you ever seen a witch that look?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker A: No. I hate that. I hate that I hate something.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker C: I like that. I was dancing.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker A: Wait. Can I seduce you in my normal voice?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker C: No, that's just weird.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker B: If you seduce. Can you seduce us in a straight man voice?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker C: Yes.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker C: That's cool.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker A: Okay. Seduce Emily. Straight voice. And we're going to end it on that.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker B: Now hold my hand and me. Pretend you're a straight. Pretend we're meeting at a bar.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker A: Why are you holding your hands like that?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker C: What should I say? Tell me what to say. I never picked up a girl.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker B: Oh, damn, those panties wet.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker A: He's doing it. That was actually good.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker B: Chris.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker A: Keep that. That was actually good. Wait. Yo, bitch, you crazy.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker C: Yo, bitch.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker A: Going home. I'm leaving.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker C: You are home.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker B: I'm leaving.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker C: This area needs save.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker B: I need.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker C: This area needs save.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker B: Drop the mic.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker A: I'm done. We're going home. Thank you, Chris, for coming. We love you so much. We had so much fun. Mama Clock is going to enjoy Valentine's Day. And I hope you do too. Love you.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker C: Sure. Love you guys.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker B: Party.