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MYSTERY CROTCH MEAT SHOWER · Cosmic Peach

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Speaker 1: I have a.
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Speaker 4: Pretty interesting topic for you guys today, but before we
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Speaker 4: jump right into it, I know a bunch of you
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Speaker 4: out there are probably Stranger Things fans. I did watch
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Speaker 4: the first two seasons, and then I lost interest in
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Speaker 4: it and I never really picked it back up. My
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Speaker 4: husband is really into Stranger Things. I think he's really
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Speaker 4: into Stranger Things. I mean I think he kept up
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Speaker 4: with it. At least I caught a little bit on
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Speaker 4: this season finale or whatever he was watching it. I
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Speaker 4: was watching him watch it pretty much. Being a new
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Speaker 4: mom and all, I like to get my hours in
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Speaker 4: when I can, so when he goes down, I go down.
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Speaker 4: And that gives my husband plenty of opportunity to watch
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Speaker 4: whatever the fuck it is he wants to watch while
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Speaker 4: we're snoozing. But I did catch a little bit of
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Speaker 4: this last season, and there's like a weird character. I
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Speaker 4: guess his name is mister What's It? And I found
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Speaker 4: like this weird thing. He's just like a creepy, weird character.
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Speaker 4: I gotta read you this thing, says, mister What's It
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Speaker 4: might be the creepiest Stranger Things character yet. And it's
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Speaker 4: not just because of how he looks. What makes him
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Speaker 4: truly unsettling is that he's reportedly tied to real events
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Speaker 4: inspired by a disturbing nineteen sixty two school case where
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Speaker 4: thirty seven children who had never met each other all
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Speaker 4: drew the exact same imaginary figure, a tall, shadowy man
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Speaker 4: wearing a hat. That eerie coincidence is said to have
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Speaker 4: caught the Duffer brother's attention and helped shape mister What's
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Speaker 4: It's presence, blurring the line between fiction and something far
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Speaker 4: more uncomfortable. And there's these little pictures of what these
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Speaker 4: kids were drawing. Let me show you. Look at that shit,
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Speaker 4: like if that wouldn't keep you up, Like that's on
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Speaker 4: some slender man shit right there, And it's the hat man, right,
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Speaker 4: it's the shadow figure, the shadow person, like the sleep
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Speaker 4: paralysis demon and so I guess, mister, what's it is
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Speaker 4: based off of the hat Man the shadow Man, and
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Speaker 4: that's not fucking creepy at all. So I just wanted
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Speaker 4: to share that with you because it popped up and
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Speaker 4: I was like, ooh, how interesting. Thirty seven kids who
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Speaker 4: had never met each other all drew the hat Man,
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Speaker 4: and wow, sleep paralysis demons showing up even for the
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Speaker 4: little ones, I guess. And in other news, keeping up
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Speaker 4: with current events here at first, RFK Junior hat re
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Speaker 4: called the hepatitis B vaccine, And say what you will
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Speaker 4: about this guy. I know a lot of you out
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Speaker 4: there are not big fans of his. I don't even
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Speaker 4: think that I'm necessarily a big fan of his. I'm
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Speaker 4: glad that he's doing some of the stuff that he's doing.
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Speaker 4: Doesn't mean like I'm gonna start a fucking fan page
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Speaker 4: for him. But he took the hepatitis B vaccine off
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Speaker 4: of the recommended newborn vaccine schedule, and that was pretty great.
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Speaker 4: Vitamin K I think is still on the table, even
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Speaker 4: though I think it's highly unnecessary. But just today and
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Speaker 4: I will include this nippet. He recalled a bunch of
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Speaker 4: the recommendations for the newborn vaccines to match Denmark, and
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Speaker 4: people are saying, like why would why Denmark? Like why
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Speaker 4: is he doing this shit? Like why because Denmark has
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Speaker 4: like the least newborn fatalities and the healthiest kids. And
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Speaker 4: I think he took it from like seventy doses. That's
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Speaker 4: what we were doing to our kids, people, seventy doses
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Speaker 4: down to like ten doses, which I'm not even fucking
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Speaker 4: with the ten. You can miss me with the ten.
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Speaker 4: And one of them that he took off the recommended
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Speaker 4: vaccine schedule was RSV. Now they like to scare you
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Speaker 4: to death during RSV season that your baby's gonna get
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Speaker 4: sick from this or like whatever they took off the flu,
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Speaker 4: they took off covid, they took off pneumonia. I can't
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Speaker 4: even believe people were really thinking that was necessary for
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Speaker 4: newborn So like, why are you vaccinating your newborn for COVID, RSV, flu, pneumonia?
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Speaker 4: Like these this this is overkilled And in my opinion,
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Speaker 4: we've never even decided whether or not any of those
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Speaker 4: things actually exist. Okay, flu, pneumonia, COVID, RSV, they're all
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Speaker 4: just like upper respiratory infections. To varying degrees. The parents
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Speaker 4: that are freaking out because RFK is saying, we're overdosing
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Speaker 4: our babies. We don't need to do this, this, this, this,
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Speaker 4: He took it from seventy doses to like ten doses.
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Speaker 4: He even took one of the HPV doses off, and
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Speaker 4: people are freaking out. I bet you can guess what
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Speaker 4: color their hairs are, right, all the blue hairs are
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Speaker 4: freaking out about this, and this is gonna harm our children.
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Speaker 4: This is what we've been doing is harming our children. Okay.
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Speaker 4: I was stoked about the hepatitis b because even though
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Speaker 4: I would never engage in that behavior, I know that
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Speaker 4: it's going to save a lot of babies in the future.
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Speaker 4: So I was stoked on that great, one less thing
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Speaker 4: that we're loading our babies up with. When I saw
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Speaker 4: this announcement today that he's matching Denmark's schedule and he
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Speaker 4: took flu off, covid, off pneumonia off RSV, I was like,
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Speaker 4: fucking fantastic. This will save a lot of babies. And it's,
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Speaker 4: you know, not my feelings about OURFK Junior that I'm
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Speaker 4: the reason why I'm stoked, Like, oh, he's our hero. No,
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Speaker 4: I'm just stoked for the babies out there who are
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Speaker 4: not going to get shot up with a bunch of
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Speaker 4: toxic shit, poison and heavy metals. I'm stoked for that.
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Speaker 4: That's amazing. So there is a chance now that we
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Speaker 4: have this new vaccine schedule that in the next I
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Speaker 4: don't know, fifteen to twenty years, we won't be surrounded
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Speaker 4: by a bunch oftism. Forrest gum motherfuckers out there, there
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Speaker 4: might still be a chance that we can. You know,
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Speaker 4: autism is not a superpower. It's not the next wave
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Speaker 4: of humanity. And yay for the new vaccine schedule. That's awesome.
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Speaker 5: It's a new year, and OURFK just dropped the largest
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Speaker 5: rollback on the childhood vaccination schedule in US history. Let's
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Speaker 5: talk about it. Hi, I'm Katie to PA, and I
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Speaker 5: talk all things conventional and crunchy, and I talk about vaccines.
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Speaker 4: All of the time.
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Speaker 1: And this is wild.
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Speaker 5: Following the President's orders to align America's childhood schedule with
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Speaker 5: international peer reviewed best practices, RFK just dropped the new
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Speaker 5: recommendations for the US to mirror Denmark's vaccination schedule. Currently,
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Speaker 5: the US recommends vaccinating for eighteen different diseases with a
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Speaker 5: total of seventy two doses overall. This is going to
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Speaker 5: be shrunk dramatically to match Denmark schedule. Denmark only vaccinates
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Speaker 5: for ten diseases with get this, eleven doses.
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Speaker 1: That's it.
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Speaker 5: Vaccines that are no longer recommended influenza, COVID, RSV, hepatitis A,
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Speaker 5: hepatitis B, rotavirus, and ME ninja cockle disease, and these
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Speaker 5: are just removed from the routine recommendations. They will still
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Speaker 5: continue to be offered with shared decision making with your provider,
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Speaker 5: and don't worry, these vaccines will still be covered by insurance.
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Speaker 5: The vaccines that are still on the schedule MMR, DETAP,
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Speaker 5: polio hib new macaccle vericella, and one dose of HPV
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Speaker 5: instead of two. Not only does this reduce dosing exposure
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Speaker 5: from seventy two doses down to eleven doses, this also
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Speaker 5: reduces cumulative aluminium exposure from eight milligrams down to two
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Speaker 5: point nine milligrams by age eighteen. I've already heard some
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Speaker 5: reactions on the internet saying we're not Denmark, this is
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Speaker 5: going to harm children. Let's go over some of the
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Speaker 5: stats from Denmark. Denmark is one of the healthiest countries
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Speaker 5: in the world, with low infant mortality and low rates
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Speaker 5: of chronic disease and kids.
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Speaker 4: In other news documentaries you should check out. Here's one
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Speaker 4: I just found out about. It's called Love Has One
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Speaker 4: and it's about this lady named Amy Carlson. You're probably
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Speaker 4: all familiar with this. I really had never done a
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Speaker 4: lot of digging into the subject because, uh, you know,
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Speaker 4: I've said this in the past, the hippie, dippy New
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Speaker 4: Age stuff is not really a tree that I bark
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Speaker 4: up very often. But I guess to Samy Carlson, she
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Speaker 4: was like a cult leader. She drank a bunch of
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Speaker 4: coloidal silver and turned herself blue, and you know, she
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Speaker 4: thought she had the keys toll Emria and was so
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Speaker 4: out shaking her titties and doing some kind of dance
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Speaker 4: in front of Mount Shasta. Had all these people convinced
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Speaker 4: like that she was Jesus or something. Now, despite all
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Speaker 4: that weirdness, if you could get past that part, which hello,
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Speaker 4: is weird, she fucking died somehow, and they did, like
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Speaker 4: the cult members did, like this whole weekend at Bernie's
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Speaker 4: thing with her corpse. They fucking were out doing the
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Speaker 4: Cha cha with her like this tango waltz, living it up,
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Speaker 4: dancing her around, painted eyes onto her dead eyelids, dressed
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Speaker 4: her up like a Christmas tree, lights and all, and
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Speaker 4: they were having a whole weekend up Bernie's thing with
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Speaker 4: this woman, her dead fucking body. Okay, this is I mean.
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Speaker 4: They were getting spiritual with it. Okay, in one way
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Speaker 4: or the other, they were getting spiritual with it.
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Speaker 5: You know.
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Speaker 4: This is why I say, and condemn me if you must,
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Speaker 4: but this weird new agey stuff, this it goes to
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Speaker 4: dark places. One of those places being dressing up your
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Speaker 4: dead cult leader's dead body and fucking partying with it,
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Speaker 4: weakened up Bernie's style, feeding it cocktails and doing juking
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Speaker 4: and jiving, fucking dancing around with it, dressing it up
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Speaker 4: like a Christmas tree. And that I mean people. The
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Speaker 4: documentary is called Love Has One. You can check that out. Okay.
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Speaker 4: She was saying there was like some kind of portal
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Speaker 4: activities near Mount Shasta, which I agree with. I think
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Speaker 4: there is portal activities which going on with Mount Shasta.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 4: I don't think that she unlocked the keys to the
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Speaker 4: Kingdom or any shit like that. I don't think she's
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Speaker 4: the second coming. But speaking of portal activity, I guess
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Speaker 4: we could get on with the topic of the hour.
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Speaker 4: I'll just come right out and ask you, have you,
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Speaker 4: guys ever heard of the Kentucky meat shower? Ever heard
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Speaker 4: of it? Not to be confused with the Golden Shower.
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Speaker 1: This is the.
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Speaker 4: Kentucky meat shower. This is strictly meat fucking Michael Jackson's
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Speaker 4: Weat dream a meat shower. We got it right here,
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Speaker 4: and it's coming out of Kentucky. Listen, my entire family
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Speaker 4: is born in bred Kentuckians. I lived right directly in
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Speaker 4: the center of Kentucky from first grade all the way
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Speaker 4: to ninth grade. I mean, you could pretty much say
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Speaker 4: my entire childhood was spent rolling through the blue grass.
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Speaker 4: Then we packed up and we moved back to Cleveland, Ohio.
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Speaker 4: But in all my years and all my relatives who
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Speaker 4: literally were born and bred in Kentucky, I lived there myself,
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Speaker 4: what a eight nine years? Never had I ever heard
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Speaker 4: of this shit? Never had I ever heard of this shit.
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Speaker 4: This is another zinger I found from listening to the
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Speaker 4: Brohio podcast, And again they went in a little bit
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Speaker 4: different direction with it, but We're going to bring the
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Speaker 4: cosmic fire to this little investigation, and we are going
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Speaker 4: to go balls deep into the Kentucky meat shower. Okay,
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Speaker 4: Kentucky is just great for these little novelty items. I
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Speaker 4: really loved growing up there. One of my favorite novelties
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Speaker 4: has to be Jesus Christ and his love of Kentucky
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Speaker 4: pizza Hut. Jesus Christ, not to be confused with Amy Carlson.
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Speaker 4: This is a different Jesus Christ, and this one happens
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Speaker 4: to really love pizza hut. Let me play the clip.
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Speaker 1: Half point nineber one. What is your emergency? Yes, this
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Speaker 1: is Jesus Christ. And I just broke in into the
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Speaker 1: pizza hut. I broke the window and I'm here. Jesus
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Speaker 1: is here now he's He's back to Earth, all right,
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Speaker 1: And uh, you don't work there? No, I just broke
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Speaker 1: in had a pizza. I'm Jesus. And what was your
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Speaker 1: name again? My name is Jesus. What's your last name?
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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ? Okay? And what do you look like? I
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Speaker 1: look like Jesus? What else? So I was supposed to
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Speaker 1: look like? Why did you do that? Because I'm Jesus,
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Speaker 1: I can do whatever I want We're tired of Jesus
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Speaker 1: is on this earth. We're going to clean this earth up.
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Speaker 1: So what are you up to? Man? Where do you
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Speaker 1: live at? I don't I'm from heaven. How'd you get
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Speaker 1: over over to the Pizza Hut? I'm from heaven, sir? Okay?
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Speaker 1: And do would you break a front window? Yeah? I
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Speaker 1: broke the door windowe sir? And g the pizza? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: At a mountain, dew Are you gonna stay there for
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Speaker 1: a minute? Yeah? You ain't got any weapons or anything
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Speaker 1: on you, do you? No? I'm not violent, sir, Okay,
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Speaker 1: just hungry. Yeah, I was starving to death.
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Speaker 4: That came out of Kentucky. Right, I'm pretty sure could
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Speaker 4: be wrong, but whatever, You'll never look at Pizza Hut
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Speaker 4: the same. How about uh the Cuff? Good old KFC,
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Speaker 4: even though it started in Utah, we can group that
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Speaker 4: into the Kentucky culture, right. I grew up in Somerset, Kentucky,
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Speaker 4: and we had little to no entertainment. But one thing
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Speaker 4: we did have was the twenty seven to twin drive in.
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Speaker 4: Literally some of the best memories of my life. Every
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Speaker 4: chance we got, my mom would take me to the
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Speaker 4: drive in and we would get hot dogs, and nachos,
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Speaker 4: and we'd sit in the back of our station wagon
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Speaker 4: and some kind of weird little trunk pop up seat
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Speaker 4: that it had and watch movies. I loved growing up
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Speaker 4: in Kentucky. We had every season. Summer was great, beautiful falls,
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Speaker 4: snowy winters. It was just majestic. So while some of
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Speaker 4: you out there see Kentucky for its unfortunate cousin to
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Speaker 4: spouse ratio, or you think of the movie Deliverance, I'm
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Speaker 4: here to tell you it's actually quite beautiful, and in
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Speaker 4: the more populated areas there's still hope you can find
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Speaker 4: a spouse that you're not related to. But in other news,
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Speaker 4: we are here to talk about an incident occurring for
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Speaker 4: a period of several minutes between eleven am and noon
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Speaker 4: on March third, eighteen seventy six, Okay, where what appeared
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Speaker 4: to be chunks of red meat fell from the sky
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Speaker 4: in a one hundred by fifty yard area near Olympia
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Speaker 4: Springs in Bath County, Kentucky. Now, there exists several explanations
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Speaker 4: from blood to vulture ejecta as to how this occurred
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Speaker 4: and what the meat quote unquote actually was. They say
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Speaker 4: the exact type of meat was never identified.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Various reports suggested it was b flamm, deer, bear.
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Speaker 1: Or horse. But we.
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Speaker 4: Yes, we are going to get to the bottom of it. Okay.
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Speaker 4: And despite various theories, the exact cause of the Kentucky
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Speaker 4: meat shower remains a subject of speculation and mystery. So
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Speaker 4: what exactly the fuck happened? Let me tell you exactly
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Speaker 4: what the fuck happened. So it goes on March third,
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Speaker 4: eighteen seventy six, a farmer's wife, missus Crouch or crotch.
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Speaker 4: I've heard it both ways. For the sake of easy listening,
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Speaker 4: We'll go with Crotch. Missus Crotch was making soap on
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Speaker 4: her porch when she reported seeing a piece of meat
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Speaker 4: fall from the sky. She said she was forty steps
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Speaker 4: from her house when the meat began to hit the ground.
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Speaker 4: Missus Crotch and her husband, Farmer Crotch, believed the event
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Speaker 4: was a sign from God. Missus Crotch is on record
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Speaker 4: saying that it was snowing meat and that the meat
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Speaker 4: fell with a snapping like noise when it struck. Okay,
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Speaker 4: let's pause. Wouldn't the meaty crotch shower be a better
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Speaker 4: name for this event? I mean, they are the originators
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Speaker 4: of the claim anyways, and usually people who come up
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Speaker 4: with something get the fucking event or product named after them, right, So,
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Speaker 4: as I do with serial killers, it would just make
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Speaker 4: sense that we should be calling this the meaty crotch shower,
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Speaker 4: And if you're okay with it, I think we'll proceed
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Speaker 4: with that notion. So Joe Jordan, a grocer in the area,
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Speaker 4: stated that quote the smell was offensive to the extreme,
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Speaker 4: like that of a dead body. End quote. The phenomenon
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Speaker 4: was covered by Scientific American, the New York Times, and
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Speaker 4: other publications. So what's crazy to me is that it
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Speaker 4: wasn't like little fragments of meat. Most of the pieces
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Speaker 4: were like two by two inches. One piece was four
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Speaker 4: by four inches. Fucking filets literally dropping from the sky.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 4: The meat appeared to be beef, but according to the
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Speaker 4: first report in Scientific American, two men who tasted the
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Speaker 4: crotch meat judged it to possibly be lamb or deer,
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Speaker 4: which means it was gaming and disgusting. And who the fuck,
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Speaker 4: By the way, I guess only in Kentucky would you
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Speaker 4: have a rogue piece of stanky crotch meat fall out
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Speaker 4: of the sky. Hit the dirt and then you pick
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Speaker 4: it up assumed raw and maybe uh, just having landed
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Speaker 4: in dogshit, and take a nibble that right there? That
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Speaker 4: right there's deer. Actually, let me take another little taste.
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Speaker 4: Could be lamb, but I ain't tasted a good lamb
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Speaker 4: in a month of Sundays. I mean, really, this is
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Speaker 4: what gives Kentucky a bad rap, all right, people nibbling
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Speaker 4: on stinky raw crotch meat that falls out of the sky.
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Speaker 4: But whatever. Writing in the Sanitarian Leopold Brondice, some bourgeois
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Speaker 4: asshole identified the substance as gnostic nostalk nost talk something,
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Speaker 4: a type of Ciano bacterial. That's as close as we're
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Speaker 4: gonna get with that. Leonardo or whatever the fuck his
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Speaker 4: name is gave the meat sample to the Newark Scientific
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Speaker 4: Association for further analysis, leading to a letter from doctor
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Speaker 4: Allan McLain Hamilton appearing in the Medical Record and stating
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Speaker 4: the meat had been identified as lung tissue, either from
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Speaker 4: a horse or a human infant. Here's a quote, the
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Speaker 4: structure of the organ in these two cases being almost identical.
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Speaker 1: End quote.
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Speaker 4: Learn something new every day. I guess, uh. There's apparently
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Speaker 4: no way to tell the difference between horse lung and
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Speaker 4: chunk of human infant could be horse lung or chunks
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Speaker 4: of you human baby. We're still looking into it, like, hello,
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Speaker 4: these are two totally different scenarios. Here, a little crotchy
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Speaker 4: horse lung is completely different than human infant chunks here.
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Speaker 4: So the composition of this sample was backed up by
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Speaker 4: further analysis, with two samples of the meat being identified
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Speaker 4: as lung tissue, three as muscle, and two as cartilage.
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Speaker 4: So Brandeice nos talk theory relied on the fact that
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Speaker 4: nos talk expands into a clear jelly like mass when
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Speaker 4: rain falls on it. But here's the problem. It was
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Speaker 4: a clear jelly like substance, and hello, it wasn't raining
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Speaker 4: during the event. Charles Fort noted in his first book,
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Speaker 4: The Book of the Damned, that there had been absolutely
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Speaker 4: no rain in the area. Another theory, Kurt Goad, a
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Speaker 4: professor at Transylvania University, found was asserting that it was
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Speaker 4: quote unquote cosmic meat. Now brace yourselves for this one.
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Speaker 4: It's not inspired by Cosmic Peach podcast either. The cosmic
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Speaker 4: meat theory is that the meat came from animals of
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Speaker 4: an exploding planet. They literally compared it to a meteor shower,
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Speaker 4: a meat to your shower, if you will, stating that
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Speaker 4: the Kentucky event might have been caused by cosmic meat
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Speaker 4: or exploded animal matter drifting through space. Now, what kind
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Speaker 4: of a fucked up retard do you have to be
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Speaker 4: to believe this freaking garbage? It's like, well, what about that?
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Speaker 4: They think it could have been human infant chunks? Oh,
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Speaker 4: you know, human infant chunks float around in space.
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Speaker 1: Two.
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Speaker 4: Uh, so you're saying that there's horses in space, exploded
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Speaker 4: horse and baby chunks just in space, just floating around
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Speaker 4: with the stars and shit, that's one of the joke spaces.
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Speaker 4: I mean, really, just blame it on space. Is it
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Speaker 4: a comic, a star, a nebula? No, it's an exploded
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Speaker 4: horse chunk. Come on, guys, cosmic meat?
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Speaker 1: Really?
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Speaker 4: So what did it come down to? So the locals
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Speaker 4: just came up with the explanation that the meat must
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Speaker 4: have been vomited up by either black or turkey vultures,
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Speaker 4: which are common in Kentucky. But that doesn't really make sense,
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Speaker 4: seeing as how nine days later, on March twelfth, eighteen
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Speaker 4: seventy six, red corpuscles with a vegetable like appearance fell
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Speaker 4: over the city of London, Kentucky, and who the fuck
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Speaker 4: knows what that was, right, Nobody fucking knows. Nobody knows
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Speaker 4: about the crotch meat, Nobody knows about the corpuscles. Nobody knows.
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Speaker 4: So in two thousand and four, a meat sample from
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Speaker 4: the event was rediscovered in storage at Transylvania University by
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Speaker 4: art professor Kurt Goad, who was conducting a collections clean out.
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Speaker 4: It has been in various exhibitions since this finding. The
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Speaker 4: piece of meat is primarily housed in its long term
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Speaker 4: repository at the Moonsick Medical and Science Museum at Transylvania
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Speaker 4: University in Lexington, Kentucky. Now the sample is pretty odd looking,
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Speaker 4: all right. It looks like some frankensteinshit in this jar.
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Speaker 4: But they say the sample is submerged in alcohol contained
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Speaker 4: within a small glass vial which has a label with
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Speaker 4: the faded words Olympia Springs written on the front. It
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Speaker 4: is widely believed to be the last known surviving sample
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Speaker 4: of the event, and the rediscovered specimen has also been
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Speaker 4: the focus of later scientific and artistic experiments. What about
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Speaker 4: this is artistic to you? What kind of artistic experiments
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Speaker 4: are they conducting on this shit? What does that even mean?
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Speaker 4: Artistic experiments on the crotch meat? I don't get it.
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Speaker 4: So after the vile was cataloged, GOAD arranged for modern
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Speaker 4: d anda analysis of the tissue, but the age and
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Speaker 4: condition of the sample meant that the tests could not
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Speaker 4: identify a specific species conveniently, because I mean, think about it,
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Speaker 4: how else would they explain falling human in chunks that
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Speaker 4: fell from the sky on that faithful day in eighteen
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Speaker 4: seventy six. But if we look at the bright side.
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Speaker 4: In twenty twenty four, the Bath County History Museum opened
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Speaker 4: a temporary exhibit for the Kentucky Meat Shower, or as
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Speaker 4: we've lovingly renamed it, the Mystery Crotch Meat Shower whatever.
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Speaker 4: So they're showcasing the preserved piece of crotch meat from
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Speaker 4: the event, and Bath County actually started an annual festival
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Speaker 4: in remembrance of the crotch Meat on the one hundred
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Speaker 4: and forty ninth anniversary in twenty twenty five. Just last year,
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Speaker 4: the festival attracted nearly five hundred visitors, featuring exhibits, food vendors,
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Speaker 4: and what they called a mystery meat chilli cookoff. So
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Speaker 4: if you're ever passing through Bath County, Kentucky in March,
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Speaker 4: you can look forward to stopping by the festival and
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Speaker 4: possibly enjoying some mystery crotch meat chili. Why does it
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Speaker 4: taste like fish? I don't know, mystery meat. And maybe
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Speaker 4: we could just call this a one off freak incident, right,
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Speaker 4: But that's only if something similar didn't occur decades later
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Speaker 4: in nineteen ninety four. Maybe it wasn't hunks of crotch
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Speaker 4: meat falling from the sky, but it certainly was something
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