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Stavros Halkias _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _545(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is a stand-up comedian.
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  Speaker 2: He's a podcaster. He's an actor.
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  Speaker 1: He has a new film called Let's Start a Cult
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  Speaker 1: that he both co-wrote and starred in. He's got his
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  Speaker 1: own podcast, Stavi's World, and he's one of the hottest
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  Speaker 1: young comics in America. I'm grateful for his time today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm grateful for his honesty always. No one else I'd
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  Speaker 1: rather be sitting down with than Mr. Stavros Palkias.
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  Speaker 2: And I will find a song I've been.
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  Speaker 1: Singing since the beginning.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, whoa.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Good to see you. You look so slick, huh? Thanks, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Going with a slick back. Wow. You like it, bro?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A little fucking aerodynamic.
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  Speaker 1: It looks very, I'm trying to think of what it
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  Speaker 1: even makes me feel like.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. Explore that, bro. Like a principal, maybe?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Principal at a very unique school.
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  Speaker 3: We don't give grades, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't give grades.
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  Speaker 2: There's, um, shit. I need some socks. Dude, I think
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  Speaker 2: it's a good look. No. You can't throw ankles out, dude?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry. I mean, I feel homeless. I just felt some
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  Speaker 1: wind hit them. And my first thought was I've worked
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  Speaker 1: too hard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure. I got the thighs out.
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  Speaker 2: I give out the whole leg for free, brother. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but you have good legs, man. Thank you, bro. I
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  Speaker 2: appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And do a lot of... People from your culture
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  Speaker 1: have good legs, huh?
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  Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: It's a leg because even the pillars, yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 1: that's a part of it, huh?
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of hills. Greece is very hilly. I
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  Speaker 3: think people are.
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  Speaker 2: The hills have thighs, dude. over there they really do
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  Speaker 2: i think that helps.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah um because you see a man like that it's
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  Speaker 1: like this is a structural man.
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  Speaker 2: Sound sound i am structurally sound you're not shaking me
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  Speaker 2: yeah you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Shaking me bro no you won't you're not like that
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  Speaker 1: building 47 or whatever no no no no no or
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  Speaker 1: whatever that is seven was a building seven which one
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  Speaker 1: is it that keeps falling down seven tower seven.
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  Speaker 2: Tower seven yeah Yeah, the one that we can't exactly
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  Speaker 2: explain or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, some guy's like, oh, it's a great time to
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  Speaker 1: just get three blocks over just to drop this one.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right. I see what you're doing, man.
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  Speaker 3: Wouldn't have happened if it was made out of Hellenic marble.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, out of some strong baklava.
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  Speaker 2: Some baklava. You can't shake baklava either.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: As far as desserts go.
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  Speaker 1: Very structurally sound.
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  Speaker 3: Structurally sound.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Stavros Halkios, dude, you have a new movie. The movie is.
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  Speaker 2: Let's Start a Cult.
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  Speaker 3: Let's Start a Cult.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: And is it kind of, your new movie, is it
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  Speaker 1: kind of like, is it a 12 years a slave
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  Speaker 1: type of thing? Is it like a Lincoln lawyer movie?
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  Speaker 2: Like, what's the... Those are your two references.
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  Speaker 3: Or what's the arc of it, you know?
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  Speaker 1: 12 Years a Slave, which is like a serious slavery
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  Speaker 1: drama that won Oscars for The Lincoln Lawyer. Just a
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  Speaker 1: middle-of-the-road Matthew McConaughey entertaining movie.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's... They're both good movies, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Lincoln Lawyer, pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: 12 Years a Slave was a little long. They could
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  Speaker 1: have done it in eight years. Nine years a slave.
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  Speaker 1: Seven-minute slaves. We didn't need to see all 12 of
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  Speaker 1: the years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. Come on.
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  Speaker 1: The last two years, it's like, we kind of get
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  Speaker 1: how this goes.
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  Speaker 2: We get it. We get it.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, what's the story arc? What do we expect it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 2: So it's way less, way, way smaller of a budget
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  Speaker 2: than those two.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, the movie is, I just love dumb ass comedies.
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  Speaker 2: Like the stuff we grew up on, like the Sandler,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Spade, Farley, you know, to Will Ferrell, to
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff that was just like silly as shit.
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  Speaker 2: you know, like the first movie I was obsessed with
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  Speaker 2: was Billy Madison.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And just like goofy, technically a premise, but it's like,
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  Speaker 2: would this ever happen in real life? No, but we
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  Speaker 2: just need, it's there to just as like a skeleton
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  Speaker 2: for jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And let's get goofy. Let's get silly. Let's get a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of funny people in it. And that's what this
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  Speaker 2: movie is, dude. It was like, I just wanted, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted the opportunity to make something that I loved.
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  Speaker 2: And like, I don't consider myself an actor. I'm a
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  Speaker 2: fucking comic. And for, Comedy movies, I think are an
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  Speaker 2: extension of just like, I'm not trying to make a
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  Speaker 2: good ass movie. I'm trying to make a fun time,
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  Speaker 2: 90 minutes. And you know, I'm proud of it. Don't
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  Speaker 2: get me wrong.
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  Speaker 3: It's not dog shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not like Amistad or like.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: There was nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get something else I've seen recently.
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  Speaker 2: No slavery.
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  Speaker 1: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I don't know what's going on with
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  Speaker 2: your references. No, sorry. Amadeus, maybe?
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  Speaker 1: No, Bridges over Madison County or whatever like that. Sure, sure.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see that one. The Bridge to Terabithia. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you saw that one, huh? That's a child's movie. I
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  Speaker 3: saw that as a kid.
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  Speaker 1: It's about a... Something happens to somebody, I remember.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it since I was a child. Is
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  Speaker 2: it like an allegory for something wrong?
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  Speaker 3: Well, someone's handicapped.
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  Speaker 1: I remember somebody was trying to do The Life of Jesse,
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  Speaker 1: Bridges to Terabithia, and Adolescent Changes when he befriends Leslie,
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  Speaker 1: the class outside of the children's creative and imaginary world
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  Speaker 1: called Terabithia, which is inhabited by all manner.
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  Speaker 2: Of magical creatures. Right, so basically, no, it's not like
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  Speaker 2: that either. It's not like The Bridges to Terabithia. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so okay, so it's not like that. It's just fun, dude,
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  Speaker 2: and I think like... Yeah, funny movie, good comedy. Funny...
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  Speaker 2: You turn your brain off. No lessons. You're not going
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  Speaker 2: to be a better, you're not going to be a
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  Speaker 2: better or worse person.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: You're just going to have a good time. You're just,
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  Speaker 2: you can get high as fuck. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like you can, you can make some popcorn. You won't
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  Speaker 2: miss plot points. You might want to go back and
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  Speaker 2: miss and see if you missed a joke, but you
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  Speaker 2: get the movie.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: The whole point is like the, basically the like bullet
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  Speaker 2: point is, What if a guy was so annoying, his
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  Speaker 2: cult committed suicide without him? Like they left him out
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  Speaker 2: of the final ritual. And then he tries to start
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  Speaker 2: up his own cult. And that's the like, and so
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  Speaker 2: I'm just, I'm that guy. I'm the fucking annoying idiot
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  Speaker 2: who's just like, you know, with a heart of gold, classics,
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  Speaker 2: classic comedy shit. And I just like, you know, we
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  Speaker 2: meet a bunch of funny people we have. Really funny
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  Speaker 2: comics in it. Bobby Kelly is in it for a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. Tom Papa's in it for a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: You know, a lot of really funny, just like Wes Haney,
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  Speaker 2: who co-wrote it with me, and Ben Kittnick. It was
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  Speaker 2: basically like me and my friends got a chance to
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  Speaker 2: make a movie, and I was like, yeah, fuck it.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck? No one lets me star in a movie.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: So you just got to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice to have a movie where it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like you can just... go look at a movie, go
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  Speaker 1: look at a movie.
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  Speaker 2: And the jokes are like, I'm not, I'm not trying
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  Speaker 2: to make any commentary on anything. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 2: make you laugh. And it's like that it has been,
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  Speaker 2: even some of my favorite movies, like towards the end,
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  Speaker 2: they all kind of had weird lessons or they just
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  Speaker 2: kind of got like even 40 year old virgin. It's
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  Speaker 2: weirdly like, an allegory for virginity and like saving yourself.
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  Speaker 1: From, you can read into a lot of those movies.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot read into this movie. There is nothing. There
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  Speaker 2: is no subtext. It's a fat, it's a lovable fat
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  Speaker 2: guy getting into hijinks for 89 minutes, not even 90.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be out. You'll be out. And if you fast
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  Speaker 2: forward through the credits, we get that to 87 and
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  Speaker 2: a half. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: So that's, Nothing like a thick guy coming in short.
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  Speaker 2: You know? That's what I'm saying, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I get the movie and they need good comedy.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you need them. It's like you go to
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  Speaker 1: a thing now and it's like, Yeah, some stuff, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even make you laugh. You're like, what is this
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  Speaker 1: about or whatever? And then like everybody at the end
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  Speaker 1: is kind of like handicapped or something at the end.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, what is this? You know, it's like Elliot
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  Speaker 1: gets a rainbow or something. You're like, what is this?
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  Speaker 1: You know, and it's like the guy always has a
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  Speaker 1: heart transplant, but his new heart is... like it's yeah
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  Speaker 1: it's like a libertarian or.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah so now he's like i'm gonna kill myself
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  Speaker 2: yeah because i would rather i would rather die than
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  Speaker 2: have a heart that's against public school systems or something
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  Speaker 2: you know no.
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  Speaker 1: One will be committing seppuku at the end of this
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  Speaker 1: movie for their political it's called it's called homeschool heart
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  Speaker 1: that movie it's a movie yeah where somebody gets our
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  Speaker 1: transplant and that heart right it's a homeschool teacher that
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  Speaker 1: would be fun yeah Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's either, it's either, it's like both. It's like, and
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  Speaker 2: even independent movies, it's like, I don't know. Cause I,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'd love to talk about just more comedy
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  Speaker 2: stuff too, but.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But this is interesting because it's a new time
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  Speaker 1: where someone is making their own film.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's, that's the thing, dude, is like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how you feel, but I feel like I hit
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  Speaker 2: the jackpot of all jackpots.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Like I never thought I'd be fucking podcasting. You know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like I wanted to just do comedy.
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  Speaker 2: I never thought I would have to like build my own.
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  Speaker 2: fan base to just like make a living and then
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  Speaker 2: like got really lucky and and like so when you
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  Speaker 2: get lucky what do you do with it and it's
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  Speaker 2: like i've never been the kind of person that just
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  Speaker 2: wants to chase i don't want to get super famous
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  Speaker 2: i don't want to get super rich i want to
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  Speaker 2: be able to make the stuff i fucking love and
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  Speaker 2: like that's what this was it's like i think you
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  Speaker 2: know there's some people who like we have a chance
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  Speaker 2: like building our own fan bases where it's like we
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  Speaker 2: can make what we like yeah and instead of trying
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  Speaker 2: to desperately get into like a mainstream studio system or
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  Speaker 2: you know not that i won't make a fucking you
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  Speaker 2: know so you know studio and once you make a
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  Speaker 2: movie i'd love to do it but instead of like
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  Speaker 2: waiting for years like i think i don't know i
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  Speaker 2: think a bunch of like a generation of comics found
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  Speaker 2: out you can go through the internet make up a
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  Speaker 2: fan base and then it's like what do you want
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  Speaker 2: to do with it and For me, it's like, let
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  Speaker 2: me just fucking make a fucking movie. The way no one,
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  Speaker 2: it's stupid that I get to sell out theaters. It's
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  Speaker 2: stupid I get to make movies, but that's what I
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  Speaker 2: want to fucking do. And instead of just being broke
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  Speaker 2: and trying to be an actor and all this other shit,
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  Speaker 2: it was like, I know at least some people will
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  Speaker 2: see it.
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  Speaker 3: My fans will see it. Hopefully, some of your fans
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  Speaker 3: will see it.
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  Speaker 2: That's the cool thing about building a network where it's
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  Speaker 2: like you just hit up your friends.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, I'm not on, I got on NPR.
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  Speaker 2: Because the lady liked my movie, like a lady on
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  Speaker 2: the weekend thing liked my movie, but it's like, we
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  Speaker 2: don't even have a mainstream way to put it out there.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know, man, I just think it's cool.
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  Speaker 2: And it would be sick if people just started doing
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  Speaker 2: that shit. If you started doing whatever you're passionate about,
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  Speaker 2: because you have this. fan base and you've built your
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  Speaker 2: own thing and yeah tires is like that that was
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  Speaker 2: really inspiring.
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  Speaker 1: That was the best thing yeah that was once something
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  Speaker 1: amazing about tires it was like you heard jokes on
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  Speaker 1: there for the first time there was jokes about everybody
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  Speaker 1: yeah and it was just normal stuff you would probably
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  Speaker 1: hear yeah at a very alarming rubber shop yeah yeah
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  Speaker 1: it's a bad time you're like god this place exactly
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  Speaker 1: and it's like no one's saying that that's the only
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  Speaker 1: comedy that has to exist you know what i mean
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  Speaker 1: i want to see shit from everybody but it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like Go make your own shit. Everybody gets to make
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  Speaker 2: their own shit. So that's why my version of that
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  Speaker 2: is just like a goofy ass.
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  Speaker 3: Let's start a cult. Let's start a cult.
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  Speaker 2: And it's on VOD. You can rent it. rent it
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  Speaker 2: or buy it right now.
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  Speaker 3: You can do that right now. By the time this
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  Speaker 3: is out, you can go rent it, you.
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  Speaker 2: Can go buy it. So right now they can get it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like.
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  Speaker 1: And so VOD, like what is that? So I know
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  Speaker 1: it means video on demand, but where?
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  Speaker 3: Like what does that mean? Apple, Amazon, just wherever you rent.
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  Speaker 1: So you can go to Amazon, put in Let's Start
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  Speaker 1: a Cult, and you can watch a movie.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And now what's that price point? How do y'all figure
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  Speaker 1: that out? I don't actually know, but hopefully low. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get it out there. I'm trying to get there.
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  Speaker 2: And what do you mean low?
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  Speaker 1: You're talking $ 9.
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  Speaker 2: 99?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe lower even than that. That's... I just want
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  Speaker 3: people to see it. Yeah, but you don't want... Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I get that. But you're right. I think probably $ 9.
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  Speaker 1: 99. If somebody's like, I can get this or I
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: can get some McNuggets.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that they're going to debate between the two.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But then they're kind of like, hey, I want both
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  Speaker 1: for $ 14. 99. Right.
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  Speaker 3: So you kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Want to fit in there. Maybe we should talk to McDonald's.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: We could do a tie-in. You remember those glass cups
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: for Batman? You remember those, dude?
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  Speaker 3: Those were sick.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-uh. Batman, I believe Batman Forever, which was not a
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  Speaker 2: good movie. It was like the Jim Carrey... Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: forgot that he was Batman.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, he was the Riddler.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he was the Riddler?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They had those glass cups. Oh, wait, with the.
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  Speaker 2: Those, yes. Oh, yeah. You remember those, dude? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I had the fuck out of those. The Two-Face ones?
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  Speaker 1: But one loser shattered one of those in the fucking
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  Speaker 1: ball pit.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: And ruined it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: People were dealing with that. Yeah, that one. That one's
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  Speaker 2: an iconic one, the Tommy Lee Jones one. That movie
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  Speaker 2: was fucking awesome. And the one after it with Mr. Freeze...
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  Speaker 2: was even more awesome. They had Joel Schumacher, who was
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  Speaker 2: just like the gayest guy of all time. He's the man.
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  Speaker 2: He's a great director, but he made it fun as shit.
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  Speaker 2: Like those movies sucked. coming off the Tim Burton Batmans.
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  Speaker 2: Cause they were like, went from dark and like moody
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  Speaker 2: and kind of cool and comic booky to like truly
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  Speaker 2: the campiest. It was like essentially Batman going to like
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  Speaker 2: drag brunch. And then like, people weren't ready for that now,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: but throw those on now. You'll have a great time.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be like, wow, this is so over the top,
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  Speaker 2: but it's fun. You know what I mean? Like they
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  Speaker 2: got jacked guys. They got sexy ladies just parading around. It's,
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  Speaker 2: it's very fun. Alicia Silverstone's Batwoman. That girl? Oh, I
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: remember her.
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  Speaker 3: She's looking pretty good. When did this happen?
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  Speaker 1: Because I saw the one with Hugh Ledger.
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  Speaker 2: Heath Ledger?
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  Speaker 3: Heath Ledger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: And then I saw the one where it was like
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: the two old guys in the cave running around, you know?
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Remember that one? I don't remember that one.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Batman and Robin.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, Batman.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: Batman versus Superman?
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Were they on like a rock or something? Batman and Robin. Yeah.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Can you bring that up?
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, you mean like the old ass ones? Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: The one where they're like running around in the same
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: cave over and over again.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: With Adam West. Yeah. And one of the guys.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, there you go. Yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: And one of the guys is like, I'm Batman. And
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: the other guy was like, I'm just here, you know.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: I'm here for the party.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: That guy.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Well, they were actually part.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Adam West was absolutely getting pussy in this era.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: He was like, he's like notorious for fucking and sucking.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: In this time.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: And I believe.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: With men too?
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think men. Well, I don't know. Is that
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: what man ass is? Is that his long pussy?
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I think they call it that. Cause dude, if you
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: look at it, they, you know, wiener, wiener is just long.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, you mean the dick is long? Yeah.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Like an inverted.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I thought you meant the ass.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude. A wiener is just like a... It's
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: reaching for something. Look at this guy. Now, this just
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: looks like any.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: This looks like... It's awesome. He refused to shave his mustache,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: so they just painted it over. This is how little
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: they gave a fuck about the Batman TV show. The
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: guy was like, I'm not shaving my mustache. They're like,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: we don't give a fuck, man.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: He's like, I got to play tennis tomorrow.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not shaving this fucking thing. But Burgess Meredith, who played...
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: The Penguin in this, and also played Mickey and Rocky,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I believe him and Adam West were absolute coos hounds.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: They were just fucking so much in these times.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: And by that, I mean I saw one TikTok about it,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: and I love to think of that.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Well, they didn't even have condoms at this time, did they?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I don't believe so.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: When did condoms really start to- No, they probably had them,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: but they weren't using them.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: You think?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: It was like a luxury good. It was like a
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: fancy thing.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: They probably had like, I bet you cavemen were putting
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: their dick in sheep's intestines not to have children at
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: a certain point.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, just to get it out of their system?
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I think they just figured out condoms pretty quick.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Condoms have been used for centuries, but became more popular
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: at different times for different reasons. 18th century condoms became
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: more well-known, and the market grew despite opposition.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Opposition to condoms. That was the first time the church
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: was like, this is unnatural. Yeah. I absolutely, yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: The church was against them.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I promise you, the church was against them. Because they
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: got a nut. The whole point of life is procreation.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: So, for them.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: And Mother Nature was probably against it. Nature has to be...
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Because nature wants things to have sex.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: That's what nature needs that.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: So, I wonder if nature put that in the minds
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: of people. Like, we can't stop it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Yes. You mean, like.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Like Mother Nature planted that thought into your head. Or
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: she's not going to let that not... Like, that's her
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: only goal.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Right. Is to smash and party. But is it people, though?
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Because people were doing her harm. Maybe Mother Nature wanted
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: condoms so rabbits.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Put that back up.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: So rabbits and plants and shit could fuck and bring back,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: you know, the eco... Because we're fucking polluting. Especially if
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: this is the 18th century. Mother Nature probably... the industrial
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: revolution happens, we start polluting shit.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: She's like, these motherfuckers are no good.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to get them out of here. We
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: got to get them nutting inside of plastic bags inside
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: of pussies instead of free and clear.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, it started to become
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: sort of this... Oh, look at this. It was like
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: blue blockers for sex, you know?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: 19th century. Oh, wait, go on. What were you going
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: to say?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Despite opposition, they were sold in pubs, theaters, and barbershops. Barbershops.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: When the lineup's so crispy, you know you're going to
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: get pussy. You're like, now this. That's a good marketing ploy.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: It is, huh? You're going to need one of these, pal.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I lined you up so nice.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Good day, sir. And then you get a bad cut
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: and the guy's like, you're not going to.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: We'll save this. We have eight for the whole city.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: And by the way, wash it out and tie it
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: back up when you're done. These things are expensive.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I know, huh?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: You see him on the clothesline?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Those are the days. Don't nut in it too much.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I know, huh? Hey, come on over.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I stole my neighbor's condom, man.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll go half on a condom with your boy.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Tonight's a night, Judy.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Be like, dude, jack off before you fuck. I don't
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: want the first nut of the day going in this thing.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: We need the second. The weaker one goes in this one.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: We got to.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: We got to keep the foundation intact on this thing.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: The penis can't handle, it can only handle about seven PSI.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's not rated for the first none of the day loads.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: It's not rated for that. That's crazy. In the 19th century,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: it says rubber condoms became popular. However, condom use was
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: mainly limited to the upper class due to a lack
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: of sexual education. Yep. And the working class is, wow.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: That makes sense. Oh, for sure.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Like these people can barely, you know, if this guy's,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Making shoes all day.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cobbling.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's cobbling. Or would cobbling be like a hierarchy job,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, you mean they're in the shoe factory? The cobbler
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: is kind of a— An artisan. A bespoke, yes, artisan.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: You're right. Yeah, yeah. He's probably somewhere in between the two.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: 19th century, so we're talking the 1800s. You still got both.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: You still got cobblers and shoe factory workers. They wouldn't
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: let them have condoms? It's a little bit of both,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I would say, where it's like the education keeps them
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: not understanding how useful is.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: So the working class has kids.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Working class women have to have kids earlier.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: They're trapped. They don't get to fuck it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: You know. I mean, it's a classic thing. The working
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: class always gets tricked in this fucking, in all of
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: human history. While the fucking, the barons fucking suck. You
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? They're on their fucking couches. They're
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: on their chaise lounges.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: The factory workers, they don't know any better.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: But then they're just letting them have sex and make
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: more factory workers, which seems bizarre.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Well, that's good for, again, the upper classes.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: They want disposable working class people in shitty living conditions.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: What do they care?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Right. And so if people have more kids, it keeps
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: them in poverty because then they have to spend it
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: to take care of the children.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: And they get more workers and then wages go lower.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: So, you know. Keep them going.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Keep condoms just for the rich.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Condoms in 1950s and 1960s, condoms became a
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: popular birth control method with 42% of Americans of reproductive
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: age using them for birth control between 1955 and 65.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: So that's about when we're to bring it full circle.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: That's when Batman, I believe the first Batman was shot.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: So they probably mixed it up. They probably had condoms.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: But those guys look like raw doggers to me. Those guys.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I think Adam West. Can we do a little research
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: on Adam West's sexual history? Yeah, bring that up. I
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: think Adam West and Burgess Meredith, they're old school guys.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: They're not putting on condoms unless absolutely necessary. What do
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: you say? Well, look at this, Adam West. His stories
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: of romantic conquests, including the infamous night with eight women. Wow.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this man sucked. Part of lore surrounding his life
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: and career. While some might view West's candid revelations with
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: a mixture of astonishment and disbelief, they also offer a
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: glimpse into the complexities of living under the spotlight.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, wow. Sounds baffling. Real tough.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Got to fucking suck before smartphones.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: The Lord knows what Adam West was up to. There
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: was no way he was fucking.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Well, he had that bat phone, didn't he? Sure.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, what's that? He used it to get head. Mayor,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: give me the woman with the largest tits in Gotham ASAP.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Bring her over to my trailer. You've got it, Batman.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: He just shines that bat light just across into his
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: neighbor's apartment.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It's his fucking dick. He has a bat light, but
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: he also has a dick light.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know whether he's horny or not.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Bam! Squish!
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: The crazy part was when they would, like, they had
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: to run like this or something.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Well, they would go up a wall.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: They would pretend to go up a wall, and they
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: literally just put the camera up sideways.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: It's pretty fun to watch it.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: We need more stuff like that. But, you know, we
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: just need more stuff that's entertainment.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: More goofy bullshit.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: And no, we did not have as much sex on the...
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is there a love story? Is there a love
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: arc in there? You know, I will say there is
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a sex scene.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Really? There is a sex scene. And it was probably
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: my favorite... I wrote the movie, like I said, with
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: my friends. And so of course you write in a
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: sex scene, dude.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I used to, I used to have acting class and
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I would just like, we'd have to do scenes and stuff.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: And I would always bring a scene where there's like
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: possible making out.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. And sometimes it would just be like two
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: people are walking.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: And they're in an argument and then for no reason
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: they kiss or whatever.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: You wrote it. And chicks would always be like, this
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: is crazy.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it is dude. Janet presses her tits against Mark, uh, Vigorously. Like, Theo,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: don't put, don't add actions, please. I just think it
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: should be clear. I think it should be clear it's
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: a vigorous tit press. It was, I had to, I
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: had to.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Now, you had a sex scene. Wow, first one you've
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: ever done? Like in a film or something?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it was.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, without hiding your phone on a cabinet across
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: the room?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Without being like, oh, yeah, I don't know why that
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: teddy bear is blinking red. That's weird. I'm going to
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: go turn it off. Then you just put a fucking
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: piece of black masking tape over it. Um, I'm trying
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: to think cause I will. Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Was that a nervous day?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: It was weird, man. So yeah, there is a sexy
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: and I don't want to spoil too much, but it
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: is a wild one. And I will say, uh, there,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: there was an intimacy coordinator and that's the person I
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: felt bad for the most. Cause this person's job is
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: if you're ahead of a nude scene. And so if
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: you're nude, some lady has to put a little like,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: rubber triangle around your dick and balls.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Really? Like one of those bibs you get at a
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: crab joint? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: It has a lobster with a fork and a knife
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: in its claws printed on it. It is honestly not
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: that far off from that, though. It is just like a,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: it's like a plastic thong, essentially.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: No, and so you're naked that day?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, perhaps I am. Wow. Perhaps I am.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I'd be so nervous.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it sucked. And it's like, you know.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: And the person's naked?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: The woman? I won't divulge who. I'll just say I'm naked. Okay.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: You know, that's, you know. And so I'm definitely nude.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: And a woman has to tape, literally tape my dick
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: and balls to this fucking thing. Because you want to
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: look naked, but you don't want if, you know. you
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: don't want people to have to look at my dick
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: the whole day so yeah you want to put like
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: a plastic sheet over it but this woman's job anytime
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: that thing like slipped she had to just like get
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: in there just.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: This poor lady man really she had to re-tape my
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: shit up she's just like cutting edge with it huh
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: and she's.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: It's like the way like uh you know they would
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: they would tape up your ankles at a high school
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: football game she had the same demeanor it was just
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: like a grizzled you know you're going to be fine.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I've seen worse.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: He's a couple M & Ms. It was tough, but wow. No, dude,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I fucking, so there's a lot of little layers in
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: the film, huh? Yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of, a lot of, you know, anything, again,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: anything for a laugh. And I wanted, you might never
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: get a chance to make a movie again. So it's like,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: let's fucking, yeah, let's leave it all out there. You
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? And so, and the way there
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: is always, I love, I, again, I used to love
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: when there was over the top sex scenes in those
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: movies we're talking about. So I was like, Let's put
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: one of those. And there's some physical, other physical stuff.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I had to run a lot, which is hilarious.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't think about it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Any acrobatics or anything for you?
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I wish. Next time, dude. Next time I'm going to
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: fucking spend a year running. Learning how to do a backflip. Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Or the cartwheel that never stops. Yeah, that would be sick.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: That Greek cartwheel. That would be awesome.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Just fucking rattle that bitch. Just eliminate the Albanians with it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I would love that.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: That's just a joke, Albanians.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Let's not get into it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: That's just a joke, Albanians.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: That's just a joke.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: One of my dear friends. That's the classic racist thing
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: to say. My best friend is Albanian, which is actually
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: true in my case, but it's like the classic.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: What was that? And what was the budget of the film?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: What does it cost?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: It was, it was 750 K.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah. So it was, it started at like 200
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: K and we did it with, I want to say,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: you know, dark sky and, dark sky films it's like
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: it's a smaller production company they've actually they've done a
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: lot of cool shit a lot of cool horror movies
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: and stuff but lower budget stuff and they were just
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: fucking awesome uh to work with they just saw a
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: short that we did and they thought we were gonna
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: write like a one location because the short takes place
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: in one place but we were like if you're gonna
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: let us make a movie we're gonna fucking there's gonna
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: be wild shit in it yeah and so we pretty
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: much pushed it to the the amount because it's such
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: a weird you also learn so much about this kind
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: of shit where it's like.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: If you go over, what'd you learn? What was the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: number one thing you learned? You like, well, I mean,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I interrupted you. If you go over what? No, no.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Like one of the things I learned is that like,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: you can't really go over a certain budget because then
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: everything becomes more expensive and you have to like, You
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: have to get like more, just like for, you know,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: union reasons, you have to get more people involved.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: It becomes like a harder job.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Whereas like the lower budget you make a movie, they
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: kind of allow you to like, a lot of people
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: can do different jobs. You can, you know, obviously you
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: have to follow certain rules and you can't overwork people.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: But there was basically like a limit where they're like, look,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: if you spend any more than this, we have to
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: pay all the actors more. We have to pay everybody
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: else more. And, you know, we pretty much lost. I mean,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I lost money. So you put some of your money in. No,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: but like just not work. I took, I like canceled dates.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I like, you know what I mean?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: And it was like.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Your time cost.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Totally, totally. And like, and I'll probably lose money just
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: like traveling to promote it and stuff like that. But again,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: who gives a fuck? It's about making cool shit. And
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: it's like, I'm not starting for money. And so, but yeah,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: you just learn a bunch of, you know, and you
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: also think like, you think a movie is going to
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: be like this fucking actors fucking talking about. each scene
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: and shit like that. And they're like, dude, we have
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: fucking 12 minutes to get this. And Oh, it's actually
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: the most crucial scene in the movie. Well, yeah. Good luck.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: And this dog has to be asleep in a half hour.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: We're putting the dog down. Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: We're putting the dog down unless you nail this scene.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, huh?
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just cheaper to put them down. Union rules.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro. Either nail the scene or the
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: fucking shih tzu gets it. Aw, I didn't want to
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: kill a dog.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Then you shouldn't have fucked with the teen stars. You're gone.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: All right. Do you think you'd be able to make
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: your money back?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I think so. We did pretty well. You know, we
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: didn't do crazy. We had a release in theaters just
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: because I just think it's important to see.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no. That's what's amazing about it. It's this.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: You know, like we had Kevin Smith on and he's
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: done this, you know, but now it's certainly that there
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: are creators that have their own world and they want
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: to make a film sometimes, you know, like me and
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Spade wrote a movie and we have a chance to
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: do it. Right. And so we're finally gonna do it
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: it just took forever to get it together and like
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: nobody in hollywood wants to finance or anything but it's
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: cool to see people just making their own stuff and
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: so yeah dude that's why i called you even last
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: week and i was like hey tell me about this
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: i just want to know because it's just brave you're
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: trying something thanks man yeah and it's um And it's, yeah,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: what you want to do. Nobody can kind of tell
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: you what's supposed to.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Be on the script.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: The only limitation was budget. And for me, I think
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: that's so much, that's so much cooler. And you get
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to actually be an artist about it, not to fucking
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: suck my own dick. It's a movie about, you know,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: a fat guy and my, you see my nuts in it.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: It's not like I'm fucking again, we're not making both
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: your nuts in the movie. I will also mention this.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: They didn't let me show my real nuts, which is
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: a big problem for me. Well, how much is the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: nuts looked a little. And I have pretty nice nuts. Foundation.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I have a nice foundation.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Truly.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: The dick is more of an ornamental piece.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: But it's like the little star at the top. The
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: dick is the nose. The lung.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: The dick is the nose.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: The nuts are the lungs.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. They go deep. Oh. They go deep. They go deep.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: And they're full.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Deep breath, let's just say. The lungs are the heavens.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I got Michael Phelps' lungs.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice capacity on those lungs.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Nose, not so much. Cute little button nose. Michael, yeah, dude.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: More of a, yeah, it's nothing a snowman would love. No,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: it's not a Michael Imperioli nose. It's very loose.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: It's almost like a burn victim nose. Yeah, right, right, right, right. Again, yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Shaved off.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: They've made it out of a little ankle bone. They
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: took a little ankle bone and they're like, look, we'll
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: do our best. Yeah, it's kind of a Voldemort situation.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Kind of more of a cat's nose. I've got a
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: penis like a cat's nose, you know?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: It's cold and wet.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess this kind of.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: It stays up all night.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: It stays up all night. Yeah, yeah. It'll bother you.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: It'll bother you all night. Yeah, it'll fucking... Yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: It'll fucking bat your eyes out of your face while
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: you're resting. It'll keep nudging you until you give it
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: a little attention. It'll beat a jingle about to death
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: on your Christmas tree.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Wow. But yeah, but I didn't get to show my
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: real nuts, which is a prop. But again, these are
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: the artistic sacrifices we have to make sometimes.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: No one prop 24, you know, whatever.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: But that is crazy.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: And there's Michael Phelps has small nuts. You cannot not.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I bet you he's got a nice pair.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: He's a large guy. He's a huge guy though. Not
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: to the fucking.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: They show.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: You can have big back tires on a fucking swimmer.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: He's got a nice pair, dude. No, he doesn't look
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: at this.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: No, I will not.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I bet you he's tucked them underneath his ass. You
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: have to almost tie them in your ass.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: There is. There is. Okay. There is a image. I
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: believe they tried like, wow, look at that. He's fucking jacked.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: He's probably got an, I mean, he's a big dude.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: He's got a nice pair. Now I would say probably
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: size to size pound for pound. I think I have
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: pretty nice nuts. Oh yeah. And not weight.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about frame.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Okay. We're not going to go. We're talking about what
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: my body should be on the, on the nuts. That's
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: a big disadvantage for the fat man. Titties get bigger
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: the fatter you get. Dick and balls stay the same size.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Is that true? Absolutely. Dick, my dick got plumper the
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: fatter I got. That's almost beautiful this time of year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: The leaves change. The nuts are getting plumper with every
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: slice of pumpkin pie. Every helping of squash, your fucking
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: dick gets a little bigger. No, if your dick got
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: bigger the fatter you are, I would be 800 pounds.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: You would have like feeders trying to get dicks as
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: big as possible yeah which doesn't happen so um but.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah i think you want those smaller nuts you want
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: less drag if you're a swimmer that's true i think
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you're right juniors you know.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Dude, why don't they have Roy Jones Jr.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Mints? That's a great idea. Roy Jones Jr.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Mints. I'm not even kidding anymore. Yep.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: They'll knock out bad breath.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Done and done, dude.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something chocolatey that knocks out bad breath.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I love that. Just a hint of chocolate. Well, so
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: that movie is out now. People can go check it out. Yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: please go see it. Congratulations, man.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Thank you, dude. And yeah, I think it's cool to support.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: It's obviously my movie. I believe in it a lot,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: but it's like... Anytime creative people that you like make
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: shit outside of a system, I think it's kind of
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: important to go support that shit.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's kind of like a new realm, you know?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And also, some movies that are billion-dollar movies are horrible.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: There was one Ryan Gosling was in. My mom and
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I went and saw it.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: It was horrible.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I went and saw something the other night. It
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: was A Chance in Time or something.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Can you look it up for me?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: We Live in Time.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Well, here's what I don't.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Love about it. Is that bad?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: I like those actors.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: It was sweet. It was cute.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: But every shot was so close on their faces. After
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: a while, you're like, where's all the money they spent
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: on set? You can't even see the set. So what
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: starts to happen for me, I notice in movies, is
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: they shoot things so tight nowadays. Right?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Like, it's just this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And your brain, there's no, like your imagination, if there's
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: more going on, your imagination has to process things on
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the screen. So your imagination is interested in what's going on.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: But if there's nothing to even really think about, it's
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: so dumbed down. Everything is this tight. You're not, you're
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: just kind of like, you just start to lose interest
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: because I think there's a part of you that's not working,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: you know? It's like when they shoot comedies now, it's
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: like they shoot everything so tight and it's just about,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: you don't see people's body language stuff. They just, I
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: feel like they miss out on a lot of things
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: just because they think we need it to be so simple, right?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think that is another thing that I
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: learned about movies which I didn't think about at all
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: is that it.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Is such a visual... You.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Think it's about the writing, you think it's about your jokes,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: and especially being a comic, you're like, it's all about
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: the writing, it's all about the jokes. And you don't
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: think about, like, it's a visual medium. It's like a
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: bunch of interesting pictures strung together. Ultimately is what it is.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: And it was interesting to, like, talk to our cinematographer
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: and a scene that I thought was, like, pretty straightforward,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: just two people talking, kind of what you're describing, just faces.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: He's like... nah, let's fucking play it. Why don't you
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: guys lean on the car? Why don't we make it
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: a little more interesting? And like, that was a fucking
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: sick part of it to like, yeah, because you don't
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: think about that. I just think about the jokes and
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I just think about my words getting laughs. And then
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: it's cool to watch a movie and be like, oh,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: you just do something with your face and that's a laugh.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: And you just fucking, you run funny and that's a laugh.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And it's like, that was
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: a cool thing. Again, I love comedy so much and
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out every way to be funny.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: And I think like, yeah, what you're saying of like
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: making it interesting, having the visuals being really interesting, that's
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: a huge, a huge, again, it's a cool learning experience.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: And that's what I, I don't know if you feel
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  Speaker 2: and it's cool to get the chance to make a
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• 40:03
  Speaker 1: You have an annual calendar due, which is pretty crazy.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I do, yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Is that coming out soon?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: That's out now.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's out now.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the 2025. Oh, it's already out. You can
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: already buy it, the 2025. Look at the calendar. half
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: on the sky like that dude look at the it's
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: popping kettlebell you're it's popping brother yeah wow you got
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: that rogan head down there nuts and calves that's all
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: i got oh that's a cast and you know oh
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: you know and is this real yeah yeah i'm on
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: fucking mount everest right there that's me that's some beautiful
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: some of it's real some of it is uh the
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: work of my my brilliant uh uh producer benjamin butt
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: cheeks benny butt cheeks ben o'brien who also directed my special.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: He helps me with the calendar as well. That's Squirtember,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: of course. The Get Headsby, that's you right there. Wow.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Now, if you zoom in on those, there's a lot
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: of fun in the background. A lot of fun things
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: to see, right? The set, right?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: It adds to it. Moby Cock.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Do you?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Les Giserables.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, the different books on the bookshelf? Yeah, different books, yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: A lot of Easter eggs in here. A lot of
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Easter eggs. A lot of Easter eggs. And then we
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: have Halloween right there.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: And this is very Chelsea Lynn. She has a calendar
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, I saw that she had that. I've been doing
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: a nude. This was the first thing that was successful
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: in my career. Before I had anything going on, I
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: sold a nude calendar when I was like basically a feature.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I was opening for Bobby Kelly. And dude, this was
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: the first thing that ever made me money.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I've been doing a calendar for Legitimately, probably, I think
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: nine years.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah. And I used to print them myself. I
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: used to sell them out of my fucking Honda Civic.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: And now it's like, and now it makes a shit
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: ton of money. But I would make like a couple,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: like back in the day, I would make a couple
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: thousand bucks. And I was like, I'm fucking rich, dude.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: The headliner starts to hate you, dude. That was always
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: a thing. The headliner and the feature selling stuff. Well,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: that's why, I mean, Bobby was the man and he
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: knew me. And I was like, and he was cool
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: with it. And I also would just like, I would
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: just fucking sell it on Instagram and like mail it
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: personally to people. Oh, for sure. Like I had no,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: just like sell it out of the back of my
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: fucking trunk at like, I would be headlining shitty little fucking,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: you know, like a restaurant in Frederick, Maryland.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, it'd just be 12 Polaroids of your cock or whatever.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: And you just wrote a different month on each one.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: You're like, but if you only had 11 Polaroids, it's
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: like January, February, spring.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: June, July, August. Do you ever audition other men to
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: be in it? Because I was wondering if there should
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: be more. I mean, you do a great job, right?
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: But would there ever be the possibility to creating a.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: something around the idea of getting other men in there.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: A diversity of body types.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Um, I don't know. I've never considered, I did think
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: at one point to get, to make it like a
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: collaborative calendar where every month there's like a, a guest
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: that's a different type of person, you know, like, Maybe men,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: maybe women, some non-binary motherfuckers, just some different body types.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's Sagittarius, whatever, dude.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, get them all.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Barbecue lovers, whatever.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. For sure. Some centaurs. Oh, yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Half.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Short legs.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Long life.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Short legs, that is true. The taller you are, the
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: quicker you die.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, short people live longer. Bring them down!
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Enjoy all that pussy, 6'6, guys. Must be nice, dude. Now,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to go into the obesity metrics right now.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: We're just going to keep it just on height.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take my wins where I can get them, brother.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: This ain't about me, dude.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: This is not about me. Some people say fat. Some
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: people say foundational. That's right. A good foundation. You're not
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: knocking me over in the wind.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: It would be cool if you got guys on there.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Just get like, you could get a lot of union workers.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Sure. I would love to get. Yeah, you're right. I
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: should get.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Lay them down. Put some grapes on their chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, grapes will, that'll fucking, that'll Greek out any union worker.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Sure. I think they're close. I think you show them
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: a little, you know, any of the most hard edged
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: union worker, you show them a little bit of the
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: forbidden fruit of what it can be like to be
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: a fat, you know, just they would trade in a heartbeat.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, some Rubenesque cement worker.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Absolutely. That's what we should,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: that's what we should figure out here. We should set
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: up a situation where it's like, look, we got DMs
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: coming in. We're not going to be able to fuck
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: everybody who wants to fuck us. We don't want to
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: fuck everybody who wants to fuck us, right? What do
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: you mean?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: What are you saying?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I'm saying both of us, I feel like, have, I'm
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: sure you're, I don't check my DMs too much.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, you have DMs coming in, you're saying? I'm saying
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: young ladies that want to, you know, are attracted to
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: a style of guy.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Older ladies across the board. We're not going to fuck
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: all of them. We should be able to find, in
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: my case, Rubenesque, you know, union workers. In your case,
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I don't, you know, I don't know exactly know guys
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: that run rehabs or, you know, guys that run rehabs
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: or I don't know exactly.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I've been offered a couple of free 30 day stays.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. But you know, a little mullet guys,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Theo style gentlemen.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Neighbors of farmers. Neighbors of farmers.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't do any farming themselves, but they got
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: the same zip code. They got farmland zip code, but
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: they don't own a tractor.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, but they'll sit on their porch and look at
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the other guy's place and be like, oh, look at
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: these soil facts over there.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: We should be able to hand them off some of
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: the DMs. That's all I'm saying. I think that would
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: be a nice thing to do. Yeah, yeah, like donate
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: a DM to someone.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Donate a DM, almost like create love connections, you know? Ooh,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I would love to see a dating site if you
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: would put one together.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I'd love to do that. I'd love to host a
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: dating show, actually. That would be awesome.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: You'd be so good at it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: That could be maybe your next movie. You host a
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: dating show, and then you find love somehow.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: I love that. A little romantic comedy.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember you saying one time about one of
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: the reasons that you got into comedy was for dating, right?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: A lot of guys do.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Purely, without question.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Okay. And I think maybe- And.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Is that still a good reason? Do you feel like,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: what's that evolved like a little bit? In order to
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: get laid, does that work? And what's the dangers also
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: of having sex? in some places, some regions of the country.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: The regional dangers of coitus?
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying, if you're ever in the bus belt,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: you know? Well, you can't let it fly like Adam
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: West used to.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: I'm definitely using condoms. I'll put it that way. There
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: you go. I guess the dangers of the bus, you
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: don't want to get stuck in the bus belt.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: You can have a nice visit, but you don't want
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: to be a father that has to check in court-ordered
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: once a month at the bus belt.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: That's the biggest danger.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Especially if it's a layover to get to your child.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, dude.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: How many children lose out on a father because there's
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: a layover?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Right, because JetBlue doesn't want to fucking fly direct to Akron.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And we just used Akron in a joke last week,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: which is crazy that you did as well.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Because we did show in Akron.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: We were there at the same. That's why I thought
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: of it. That was fun as shit.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: It was fun.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: But yeah, what are the side effects now as you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: see that? You've been out in the world over there,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you know, glazing.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You know, glazing the, you know, different.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Literal glazing, not the metaphorical, like sort of pumping somebody up.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: You mean actually glazing?
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just, yeah, or, you know, whatever they call it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Letting it fly?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, filling the, you know, doing the manicotti or whatever. Yeah,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: filling the manicotti up.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Filling up the manicotti.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You've been more, you know. Creaming the cannoli. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: I got you, brother.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, what does it look like over time, do
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you feel like?
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, not good. Not good at all.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's, that's something I'm facing kind of, I
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's head on. I don't know if I,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: it's one of those things. There's a couple things remaining
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: in my life that I feel like I need to conquer.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: And that's long-term health. Like I have, I took a
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: lot of time off and I lost some weight this year.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I lost like 45 pounds, but in the month that
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: I've been shooting tires, promoting the movie, doing stand-up again, fucking,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I've gained 10 pounds.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you look more organized, your body does.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a mess before.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: It was like when you go, remember, when you just,
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: that show where they would open up random storage units?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: That's kind of what my body was like. You never knew,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: once the shirt comes off, you don't know what you're
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: going to get. You know what I mean? There's a
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: little more, now you open up a storage unit, at
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: least it's got some rusty shelves that all the stuff
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: is in, in little boxes.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Or some curios okay it's a cabinet of there's a
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: little something you know.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Uh i've been working out and so i still am
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: lifting weights and stuff and i feel better i i
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: literally city biked over here from from queens uh yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Because you're a little wet when you got here i'm just.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Guy i had a sweat i was i was fucking
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: city biking listening to sexy red you know the in
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: sexy we trust a lot of bangers on that nothing
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: like listening to bad bitches when you're working out in
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: my experience because it puts me in that in that
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: headspace you know oh of that like you know there's
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: something a little more there's something a little more um
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: You know, sure. She's back. I love She's Back. Honestly,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: the one about the gentleman being outside. I don't remember
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: which one it is. It's sort of like, you know,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: an anthem for the gals to get ready. Maybe it's outside. Outside.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Outside, yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: It's basically a song about, hey, gals, you know, look
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: real hot. There's a bunch of sexy gentlemen outside. And
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: even though I don't want to fuck the guys, I
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: could gender flip that and be like, fellas.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: There's whores to be gotten. Let's fucking put on our
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: nice shirt.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Let's get out there. There's opportunity to meet these gals.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: There's opportunity to be gotten.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'll go in the bathroom sometimes at a
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: bar and there'll be guys in there and I'll yell, like,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: fucking piss and get back out there.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, boys, come on. You've been shut down three times
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: in a row. Actually, maybe go home now that I
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: think of it. of fucking the vibes up i just
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: thought about it for a second please leave both the
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: ratio and the vibes are being fucked up by you.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: I'm more like a like a you pisses s.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Grant when i'm in there i'll just start you rally
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: the boys yeah get back out there what do you
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: mean what do you mean you coked up yeah yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah what do you mean there's no way your
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: dick works remember people used to slap people like.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: That I really want to do that once in my life.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Like the Three Stooges? You could be in one of
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the Three Stooges, brother.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I would love to. I would love to do some
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: physical comedy.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: But I would also love to bring one of my
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: friends to his senses when he's having a psychotic break
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: with a nice, get yourself together, man. That would feel awesome.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Get yourself together, man. The markets are closed.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And that's all it used to take.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: You didn't have to send someone to a fucking mental institution.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: No, you fucking popped him once in a public street. Yeah.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Simpler times. Different times. Now, did he go home and
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: hit his wife? Not deal with any of the mental issues? Probably.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: We can't say.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: We don't know.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe it is better. Again, on second thought. There wasn't
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of accurate reporting back then. Right.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: We don't know the numbers. Do you?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: What was that like taking a year? You took a
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: year off stand-up.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Was it a year?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: It was about six months, but yeah, I didn't tour
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: from February until I had like one date.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: But did you still practice or no?
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: No, I was, I didn't, I didn't do any standup. Um,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: and it was, it was fun. The thing that sucks
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: is it was awesome. Like I felt peaceful. I didn't
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: have to travel every fucking week. It's called being unemployed. Yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: it was. Yeah, exactly. It felt like that.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: I would, I would go on long walks.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I would fucking go to, I would go to like
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: fucking the supermarket and just see what was on. It's like,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: what's on special today. I had like, I've never heard
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: somebody say, I'll go on long walks through the supermarket.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: To the supermarket. Oh, to the supermarket. Not through. No, no, no.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I'm like, here's this guy who's fucking. I'm pulling up
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: to a fucking Safeway and hitting, I'm hitting all the
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: aisles at the grocery store.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, what do you mean there's not a
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: mile marker by the graham crackers?
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: The way they have old people walk through malls, they
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: have fat people walk through grocery stores. I'm like, come on.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: These are your favorite things, little buddy. You pass the
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: ice cream eight times, you get a lick. You get
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: a fucking thing, a whole halo top. No, I would
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: fucking walk by the water. I was in Baltimore. I
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: would take long ass walks. I would buy like one
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: piece of meat, grill it up, eat it with some veggies.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: It was a beautiful experience. beautiful, simple life. But I
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: also love, that's the other thing is like, and I
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: did stand up. I was like, damn, this is awesome.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: But I think the, the, the lesson is to not
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: do three things at once. Um, it's a lot. So
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I think like next year when I tour, I'm not
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: doing anything else.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Like right now I made the mistake of going from
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: nothing to tires, the movie coming out. Um, uh, my
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: back to my stand up back to my podcast. I'm also,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I have a tour that I'm announcing, um, I think
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: actually probably if it comes out next week, it'll be then.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: But the dream boat tour, I'm doing a big all
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: across like. On the water? Yeah, that would be fucking sick.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: I should have done that. I should have chartered a sailboat.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: But no, it's more of a metaphorically the dream boat tour.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine fucking chartering a sailboat to go to
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: your shows?
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: That would be fucking awesome.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: They're like, where is Cyrus?
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: He's on the horn. Yeah, the horn of Africa, the
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: horn of... Yeah, he got caught. The gales of November
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: came early and caught him. He's marooned off Vancouver Island.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Off the Seychelles. Yeah, he only sold 40 tickets near
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: the Suez Canal. But he's still got to go down there.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: He's still got to go.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: He's still got to go.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Are the Greeks the blacks?
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Are.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Some people say that the Greeks are the blacks of Europe.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Who are these people exactly? Bring up someone. Google.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: No, people say that all the time.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: I'm serious, man. I love that.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You'll be wandering past an olive shop. And you'll hear
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: the door will open and you'll hear somebody yell.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about your internal monologue, Theo?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about every time you see a Greek person,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: that's what you think? I'm just saying there is a
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: lot of people call them black olives. There's a lot
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: of conversation about black.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Olives out there. Sure, sure. Hey, I'll take that with pride.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Black people are the cool. They make things cool. They're
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: the culture drivers of America without question. In some ways,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I guess that's, you know, maybe ancient Greece, what's democracy
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: if not the original hip hop? Yeah. You know what
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: How everything filtered out from that. Kind of, you know,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: the same way. Love it when you call me Big Sar.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: The same way music's been taken from black people forever.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Everyone's kind of been taking our shit between philosophy and democracy. Hey,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: he's a Pompeo.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Pompeo, I believe, was that the Roman Empire? Don't be
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: a hater.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Fuck Rome.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: They took our whole shit. Some people think it's in Greece.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: So, don't kill our dreams.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: That Louisiana public school system.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Cheaper globes. Cheaper globes if they're from 1820.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: 30 countries.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: They mash Europe together. Yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: So no comment on that, huh?
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I say, I'll take that. Like I said, you know,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I had a joke on my special where if you
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: think of it, really, I think Greeks are probably the
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: most light-skinned Arabs. It's really what we have more cultural...
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: were pretty similar people. Loud, you know what I mean?
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Like loud, kind of flashy, you know what I mean?
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: But I think people, British people loved England or England
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: loved ancient Greece so much that they were like, we
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: got to make them white because then white people were,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like ancient Greece was white.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: When in reality, I think we're probably light-skinned Arabs.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Very loud, you know, touchy-feely. You know what I mean? Like,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: it's just the same vibe. The gold jewel, you know,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: I'm wearing jewels. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, warm, intense people. We're not, we're less, you know,
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Like grape?
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: What's that? Like grapes?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Grapes is a very Middle Eastern food, isn't it?
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: We'll take grapes. We'll take grapes. Dates, all that type
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: of shit.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. A date's nice.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: And me personally, I like that kind of.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: That kind of, that style of woman as well, nice
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: curly hair, big nose type of situation.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Anywhere from like, you know, you go Spain to the
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Middle East kind of vibe?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I met a beautiful Greek girl one time in Florida.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Ooh, okay.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: And popped a couple of wiener pills or something. This
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: was early when the gas stations just had them.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: When you had to ask for them.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Stree Overlord?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Rhino?
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: This was before Rhino.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: This was like, I think these were Healthy Dose or something. Yeah, yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Or The Last Captain, I think it was called.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: It was like, these were hopeful ones.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Love it, love it, love it, love it. And I
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: remember I took a couple of them, dude.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. And then I was like trying to make out
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: this girl and my nose started bleeding right onto her chest, dude.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, what a shame. That could have been your wife, dude.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: She was so cool too. She's somebody curly haired woman, dude.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I agree. I actually, my favorite.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: You know, they're crazy if their hair had to come
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: out like that. You have a great 17th century doctor. Well,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: you can tell she's suffering from bouts of insanity. Look
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: at her hair. Look at the wave in her hair.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: My God. Look at the printout here. She's lying. Look
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: how far apart her eyes are. That's a space for deceit.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: That's the deceit zone right here.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: I guess she's just holist. Let's calm down.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: But they look at, it's like your lie detector test
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: What else does it go? Wow, the boner pills, huh?
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: How long was it, bro?
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I took them most of my life because I just
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: had so much anxiety.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, believe me. I'm lucky that I only caught
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: the tail end of the gas station era. Those were horrible.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Now you can get them online pretty easily, but I also,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: in between one time I confessed I had an old
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Italian doctor, and I convinced him I had some other,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I read that like, if you have some kind of
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: prostate issue, you can also take Cialis to like, I
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: just kind of read it as like, I was doing
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: my research. And I was like, dude, I think my
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: fucking prostate's fucked up.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my prostate's acting up. Yeah, it's picking up radio stations.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was like, and he had to put
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: his finger up my ass. And he realized the prostate
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: was fine, but then he was like, okay, I give
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: you the cup. He knew what I wanted, which is
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: also like, why'd you have to put your finger up
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: my ass?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: But I guess he just was hoping I was onto something.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: And then he was like, listen, I give you this
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: and no more. But he was like, he knew I
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: was just, I was like 20. He had short fingers.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Wide fingers, though.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Like, come on.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: He was fucking awesome. And he just gave me a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: couple of dick pills.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: And dude, those were like, that was my holy grail.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: I had like a sample pack of Cialis and I fucking.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, so when that, yeah, when those sample Cialis and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: stuff hit the streets, they were breaking people's windows to
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: get those. I went, when I first went to college,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I went and lived with my buddy's dad. He had
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: a Viagra prescription, right? He lived in a one bedroom apartment.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Where the fuck were you living?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: On the couch? Yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: And we would take turns like sleeping on the couch
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: with the bed, right? And so, and there was- You
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: and his dad?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: And the reason i did was because he got a
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: boner pill subscriptions right so you could so i could
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: but he only got like eight of them and i'm
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: like fuck it's so hard to steal.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Off steal out of eight because you can kind.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Of like the third day you can pull one you're
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: like oh he got drunk he took two yeah no
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: but then you have to cut one directly in half
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: like well how did one yeah just get get Take
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: it in half.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to take it in half. You got
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: to make that last.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: You got to make that last.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: That's a fun kind of Passover parable.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: It was horrible. Making the one dick pill last 12 days.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Just nibbling on it just a little bit.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: We had one can of oil and we made it
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: last for 64 days.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: One dick pill. 100 milligram Viagra. We made it last
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: for 12 weeks. We each took one lick of it.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Me and my friend's dad. Shabbat Shalom.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: How long? Yep. Shabbat Shalom. How long were you living
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: with your friend's father?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Six months, one semester of school.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: God.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: How were your grades that semester?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Here's the crazy part. We had a wall. There was
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: like a half wall. There wasn't enough.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: It was a loft.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: The bedroom was a loft and there was a living room.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: It was a nice building. They did have a pool
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: with the building. That was pretty cool.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: And I was learning to play guitar at the time.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: And so I would go in there.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: He'd have some, every now and then he'd have a
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: chick stay over and I'd go in there and play.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Teasing.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: The song about Eric Clapton's son dying. That's the song
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: you would play while the guy.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Was getting me. It's about his fucking son falling out
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: of a window.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: No way. How was his son? Was he in the military?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: No, he was like a little ass kid, dude. It's
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: a tragic song.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude. Sorry.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Eric.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Is Eric Pappas alive?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: He's alive, yeah.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. So your friend's dad who's giving you shelter
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: is getting, see, with one of his eight Viagras and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: he has to battle that Viagra's up against that old
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: man's LED and the saddest.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Song, one of the saddest songs of the 90s. A
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: poor rendition, by the way. There's no way you were
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: good at it. You're butchering it, and it's sad as shit.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: You are so you, you. Bink, bink. Oh, sorry, sorry. Bink, bink, bink. Bink, bong. Oh,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: so my bad. Bink, bink, bong. Bink, bink. Would you
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: know my name?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: But i would go in there and one time after
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: they would request him to come back wow you were
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: the fucking you were the music for them fucking well
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: i didn't have usually post-coital that would bring me in
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: post post and i also then eventually played um uh
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: um uh every rose has its thorn okay rock that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: form a little bit okay and i did eventually a
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: um Widespread panic.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, nice. Yeah. That's good, man.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: So that was just the three songs spread.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Fucking rattled out a very poor rendition.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: A lot of hand beating.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: On the fucking... Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Try and dress it up. You can barely play guitar.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Nibble on a Viagra to keep me going.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Like a mouse with a little piece of cheese.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: And that dude was hammering, dude.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: And I was having so much sexual issues and shit.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: You'd be in there just fucking... I almost have Jason
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: to send him in there.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Just go up the hill, man.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Climb up his bunk bed. Climb up the top bunk.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Turn around. That's a very interesting living room. It was crazy, dude.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Roommate dynamic.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: And we had an eclipse. His son had an eclipse
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: because this dude was struggling.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: His son had an eclipse.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Mitsubishi? Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Mitsubishi eclipse. But it wouldn't turn off, right? You couldn't
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: turn it off.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: So you had to just... Siphon gas.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: No, you just have to keep putting gas.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: So we keep like.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. It never turned off. You could,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: but you'd have to fuck. It was so hard to
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: get back on. So we would just, we keep like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: extra cans of gas at the fucking parking space. We
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: had an underground parking space.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was it.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: But it was a green one.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: That's a nice car, man.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: It was a green one. And it had good rims
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: on it too. I don't know if they have that. Oh,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: not that green.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: That is very.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: More of a sea foam.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would go with that one to the right
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: of the horizontal one, of the vertical one.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Left, left, right there.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Something like that. Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Not as nice
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: as that, but it's something like that. But yeah, we
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: get the idea.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But that bitch, we would keep a couple cans
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: of gas because it got great mileage.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: You could fucking keep it going.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: The mileage is if you have to keep the gas
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: just to keep it running. I would drive that bitch over.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: I went to Loyola University.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I'd drive that bitch and fucking park.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Loyola where? In New Orleans?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: In New Orleans, yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: And since you kept it running, people didn't, you could
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: park in a weird spot and people would be like, oh,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: the guy's just coming and going. And how long would
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: it be there idling? Fucking two hours. I'd fucking be
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: in class. I'd be in class, dude. Yeah. But it
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: was kind of nice right when you got to it,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: got right in.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure, sure.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: You don't have that hassle of doing this.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Turning your fucking forefinger one inch. But it was a
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: flex to the lady. Like, damn, that guy's a chauffeur.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Keep it running. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's him.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: It's you from the past. But that's my chauffeur. Sorry, guys,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: my ride's here. My ride's here.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: No one stole it, huh?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: They respected the eclipse. I guess.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, sometimes I would put the flashers on. I
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: think it's like, there's a lot of reverse psychology there,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: you know? It's a lot of General Sherman. Hiding in
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: plain sight. Yeah, very much. Very much of the Ongonquin,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: how they behaved.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: I love the idea. And how old was that guy
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: at the time? Is that depressing to think about? Probably 52. Okay. Handsome,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: pretty good at tennis. Handsome.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: He could wear short shorts.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: Love that. He's a foundational guy.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Plus size guy? Middle size.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Middle size. Mid-size. Yeah. Love that. I see.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: I love to drink.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: He's a vodka, orange juice guy in the morning even.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Morning drinker. And I guess a divorced man? Yeah. If
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: he was hammering.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I lived with his family before that.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Before? Well, through the divorce? Yeah.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: And then he got you in the divorce?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like, how the fuck did I end up
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: with my son's adult friend in the divorce?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: This bitch got the house. I got Theo playing fucking
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Tears of Heaven while I'm trying to keep a heart on.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: And meanwhile, you can barely hear the song.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Because there's a Mitsubishi Eclipse riding outside the window.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: The fumes are coming up through the underground garage. You
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: have fucking poison.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: You have CO2 poisoning.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Oh man, dude.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, dude. Was that your weirdest?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: That was probably one of my craziest living situations, but
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I always lived for cheap, man. I slept in my
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: buddy's bed for probably seven months out in Los Angeles
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: when I first got out there. I lived in this
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: little cupboard that was in a living room. They had
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: like these two cupboard doors and it was like four,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: three feet high, four feet wide.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Just the bed?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: No, there was no bed in there. It was just
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: a floor, right? But it was long and it was
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: like probably... Eight feet deep.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: So it's perfect.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to bed, boom, get in there like a bird,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: little bird house or whatever.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: And sometimes I come out right on the hour, you know? Right, right, right, right.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Boo-oo, boo-oo, boo-oo.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: But I was always sharing, dude. I slept on my
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: buddy's floor for $ 150 in college in a sleeping bag.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: And I'd fucking yell at him and complain about shit.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he needed the money. It's so
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: fucking funny. I did the same. I similarly, I convinced
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: my friends to give me a shitty room in their
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: house in Baltimore.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: I lived for 300 bucks a month.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: I had a room. They were just like, I was
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: literally living on the, my go-to meal was beans and
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: eggs on one, I would bake them and put them
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: on one sheet. And that way I could just use
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: the sheet as my plate. I wouldn't have to do dishes.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: I just, after I'm done eating the beans and eggs...
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Into the washing machine. Yeah. Directly into the washing machine
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: with the condoms from the 18th century. Yeah. And hang
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: it off the fucking clothesline. Don't mind if I... Don't
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: mind who. Please hang them. Let the neighbors see.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: We're fully operational over here. No one eighth of a
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: Viagra needed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I saw.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that Mark Wahlberg restaurant?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Wahlbergers?
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  Speaker 3: It burned down, though.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: He had a new restaurant. A fancy one? Let me see.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg's new restaurant in Las Vegas burns down opening day.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg was excited about today because he's supposed to
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: open up his new restaurant, Fletcher Cantina.
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  Speaker 2: Fletcher.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, you can see the flames inside.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: They defrauded, dude.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: You think....
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: You think that's just a plate of fajitas that was
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: sizzling too much? You think that got a little out
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: of control? That's a great point. Do we know it's
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: not just a really intense fajita? It is Fletcher Cantina
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  Speaker 2: after all.
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  Speaker 3: Go back and show that window right there. That does look.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they spray that flavor on it, smoke or whatever.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Like grease we have. Yeah, that comes out.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe a flambe we do a saganaki greek people the
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: cheese you set on fire oh yeah a lot of
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: different stuff it could be i don't think we should
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: draw draw conclusions right away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah dude that's crazy i thought it was a burger
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: shop he was doing yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's wild they're going mexican now fletcher yeah doesn't sound
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  Speaker 2: i gotta be honest does not sound appealing fletcher sounds
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  Speaker 2: too much like flesh.
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  Speaker 1: Fletcher yeah if you're just a regular person like i'm
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: going to fletcher.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Fletcher cantina no thanks Yeah, it's kind of bizarre.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Cantina I'm okay with.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: He's done some interesting things.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: You know, he had an alcohol, but then he said
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: he didn't drink, and then he came out with a tequila,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: which I thought was.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Kind of wild. Interesting, interesting. What do you think that's about?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was just when celebrities were coming out
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: with tequilas.
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  Speaker 3: It was purely a business move. Yeah, like when George
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: Clooney came out with one.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: One time I was in Toronto. I'm sitting there. It's
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: like probably 1230 or something, you know, a.m. I'm just
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: sitting on my computer in the lobby, dude, hoping to
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: meet my wife or whatever.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the lobby.
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  Speaker 3: Desperate for attention.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Probably. I don't know.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome. I can't remember why. After a show,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: you're just there.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: I think I was doing shows, yeah.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Gotcha.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: So I was just hanging out. Because, yeah, it's funny.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: After shows, you don't want to.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Go to like bars and shit.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you go to a bar,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: you're going to see a lot of people from the show.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it can be overwhelming.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Definitely.
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  Speaker 1: And then if I don't drink, it's hard to be there.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: So it's like there's nowhere usually to go. Sure.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: No, that's true. Restaurants are closed usually.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Yep. So then you can go to like a gas station,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: sometimes ice cream or.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: your hotel.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Sure. But I'm sitting there and I feel something on
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: my neck right here. And it's fucking Mark Wahlberg, dude.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: Pretending to have a gun.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, caught you slipping, you know, or however, you know,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: failed the, the, uh, keep it on your channel or
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: caught lacking challenge.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You failed the cult liking challenge by Mark Wahlberg.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, look at this fucking boondock saint out here.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Was he in that movie?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: He was not.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn. He was not.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: No one of the joke didn't land. But he does
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: embody the spirit of the boondock saints. He thought he
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: was in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He thought
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: he was in it.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: But I said that, and then he invited me the
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: next day to his tequila opening. He was actually really nice.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: He had a nice group of friends, really chill. He
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: seems nice, but it's also like that. level of fame
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: where people start to go insane in a like polite
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: way like a guy like it doesn't seem sinister but
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: it's insane to wake up at three in the morning
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: to work out yeah and play golf and like, it's
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: just crazy. And like three 15, yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Go to three 15, wake up, pray for one hour.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know, you know, whatever this, I don't
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: know if he's yeah. Two 30. I mean, that's not
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: a time to wake up.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Two 30 AM.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Wake up. Two 45 AM. Crypto prayer. Three 15 breakfast,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: three 40 to five 15 workout.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: That's a long workout. That's a lot.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Post-workout meal. Only two hours after breakfast.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: That's wild.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Shower he gets an hour and a half for shower.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: That can't be real right hey dude.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: I have definitely taken some sad showers.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah but that's not when you're fucking when you when
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: you're a regimented like planning an hour and a half.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: Shower you don't play an hour and a half showers you're.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: So fucked up that you take an hour and a
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: half shower i've taken some of those too theo i'm
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: not judging but that's when i'm hung over as fuck
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: and i'm like Should I just fucking do drugs at
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: 7 a.m.? That's like you're spending 45 minutes convincing yourself
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: not to take pills. That's what those long showers are, man.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: They're not thinking about the Lord and my fucking bicep curls.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: I'm so high I should go in the shower.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe if I'm in the shower, I won't purchase a prostitute.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe if my hands are wet i can't fucking use
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: my phone so i won't fucking buy and hate myself
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: the second i nut that's what that shower is about
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: that shower is not reflecting on your 3 15 a.m
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: breakfast and look we're cross promoting our own lives.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Here with you yeah we're not talking about this is
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: from ours this is about yeah we're putting a little
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: the personal into this riff Yeah, yeah. But you open
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: a restaurant, dude, opening day and that thing cooks.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of anything good burnt down by
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: us when I was growing up.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Ooh, any good fires? I only have hate crimes in
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: my neighborhood, which are not fun to talk about. Just
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: idiots that didn't understand that Indian people weren't... Like after 9-11,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: some fucking idiot in Baltimore.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: Did an Indian person get Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: They just burnt just a guy, a Sikh guy who
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: wore a turban. He's like, he's Osama bin Laden. So
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: I'm going to fucking burn down his fucking mini Mart.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: You're like, that's fucking, that guy's a librarian.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: That guy runs a seven 11, the library in the
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: middle of it. Yeah.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Literally.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: He was like a fucking nice guy.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Um, I just went to a nice Indian restaurant here
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: the other day called, um, uh, bungalow.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Nice. I love that. I like a nice Indian. Yeah,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: there it is. This Indy.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, Vikas is the chef there Vikas dude he let
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: us sit at the chef's table they put a little
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: table right by the kitchen it was it's fancy but
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: it's not crazy fancy um I gotta get this guy
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: on the podcast it was just fascinating to like uh
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: eat Indian food learn like just about some of the
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: energy and why they have certain things it was that
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: looks awesome I'll check it out ton of Indian people
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: and he said a lot of Indian people don't go
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: out to dinner because a lot of them cook at
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: home yeah And they always believe their cooking is better
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: than other places.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: I get that.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: I understand that.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: I do not believe that at my place.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what's the traditional? Quesadilla smoothie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: A Slim Jim quesadilla. That's what you grew up on.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: And nobody can make these better than my mom. Owl
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: meat fried rice. A little bit of squab in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: From the holidays, get a little bit of squab.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe a nice possum rib roast.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: A little bit of pigeon, we call it. A little
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: bit of fucking sidewalk oysters. You know what I'm talking about.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: What were we just talking about?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: The Indian people will not go out to eat.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Right, but that restaurant was really great, man. Went there,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: that was kind of cool.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: I love that. I was in England, I was in London,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: and I had Indian food in it.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Was so incredible. Yeah.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: They're there. Yeah. Well, you know, that's the one upside
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: to the fucking, the British empire. It's like, if they
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: brought Indian food along, if they fucked up India, the
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: least I can do is go enjoy a nice meal
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: as a result. You know, they're there either way.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, but it was good as fuck.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: It was, uh, you'd be a good Indian. I think.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you, man. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: A hundred percent, man.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Uh, I've got some Buddha qualities. I just think, yeah,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: they would herald you. Well, they do respect the cow.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: So I have a bull, kind of like a bull.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they would just, yes.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: I have kind of like a bull.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: You could be like an Indian sumo wrestler.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: I would love that. Yeah, yeah. We can start that.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Back in one of your other movies, it's like you
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: go to India to be the first Indian sumo wrestler.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Put you in some semi-off brown face. Yeah.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I don't know. Yeah.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just get a nice tan.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: I can get pretty crispy, dude. Can you? Greek Mediterranean blood,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: you know, maybe that's it. Maybe that's what happens.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: I get such a tan that someone mistakes me for
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: an Indian.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: Signs you up.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: Signs me up to be the first Indian sumo wrestler.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: And there we go. India's first female sumo wrestler defying
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: odds and empowering women.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Hetal Dave. Is her name Hetal?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Hetal.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Hetal Dave's journey in sumo wrestling is not just about
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: personal triumph. It's about rewriting what's possible for women in India.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: Push them around, Hetal.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Love interest.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could smash an Indian sumo wrestling woman.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: No problem. That's love, dude.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: That's love, absolutely. I can't really tell. I'm going to
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: say yes. I'm going to give it a.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: Hesitant yes from that picture that.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: I would smash. I meant for the movie.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm saying, you know, I want to do
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: it for real. Let's see what happens, huh? Yeah, let's
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: see what kind of sparks fly on set. Yeah, dude.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: That's all it is, dude. You think of romance maybe
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: as possible between you and Spade? Maybe you guys just have, like,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: become gay later in life?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: No, there's a gay.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: There's... I think Tim Dillon might be in it.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Small part. Who do you think sucks who off, then?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: Not it.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: So....
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: TBD, bro. To be David.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: TBD to be Dave.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: So we'll see what God wants out of those guys. Yeah,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: I can see Tim doing that.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: What about the election over there happened, man? Did people
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: go crazy out here in New York? Did you feel
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: any of that energy? Where was I? I just felt
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: so glad that it's over.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: I was filming. I don't know.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: Are you and Philly taping? Yeah, we were taping.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: We were doing tires.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: You were doing tires, right? How exciting is that, too?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Tires fucking rules.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: What's it like between the second season and the first season?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Is the set different? Set's not different.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Same. But we, yeah, we're in the same spot. And it's,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: I think it's going to be fucking great. I mean,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: the first season, I didn't even know, when I agreed
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: to do it, I thought it was going on YouTube.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Like, it was like, Shane texted me.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: There was no, like, agents involved there was nothing he
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: was like hey we're doing this thing they didn't have
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: scripts we were kind of writing shit as we were
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: going like i was supposed to have a small part
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: and we just had like so much fun doing it
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: they kept like adding it was like so fun and
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: we felt like we're just making a fun web series
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: you know what i mean like uh because i loved
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: gillian keeps was so fucking funny their sketches were so
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: good and and i almost was in one and then
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: it like fell through and so i just wanted a
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: chance to work with those guys so when shane hit
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: me up i was like i don't need to know
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: shit let's just fucking do it and It's insane that
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: this thing that we did in, honestly, dude, we did
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: it in a few weeks and then we did like
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: a couple days of reshoots and it was a fucking
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: show that was top 10 on Netflix for like two weeks.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: It's insane.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: My mom liked it.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, and so I think, I mean,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: we've been shooting from, I think we started in October
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: and we end in the middle of December. And so it's,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: you know, much more time. They actually had a real
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: writer's room. They went over the scripts. We have, I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: don't want to, I'm the least important. I don't want
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: to give away too much, but there's like a bunch
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: of cool actors in it.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: You play the brother, right? I play... I'm basically like their...
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: I'm basically like.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Or the dad, the other manager?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: I'm the guy who's not in the family, basically.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: I'm the guy who's like... It's like a family tire
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: shop and I'm like the kind of middle manager GM
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: who's just kind of in the middle of it. You
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: can't tell if I'm good at my job or not. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just kind of a pig. Again, pretty hard role.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: A horny idiot. It was really hard for me to
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: get into the character. But it's going to be fucking good, man.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: Those guys are great.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: I mean. Is it shot on sticks or is it
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: shot like The Office? I've seen it. It's just been
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: probably four months since I saw it.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, it depends. But it's mostly, I would say
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: it's mostly handheld. They have some, you know, steady shots.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: But no, it's, we have, the whole crew is fucking awesome.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so much fun. And that girl in it
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: is so good.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Kyla crushes it.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what's awesome about like, you got to love
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Shane because he legit brought his friends along.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: In like a very Sandler way. But the second he could,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: like Steve Gerben, who is, you know, he's the man,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: he's the lead, but it's like, they did open mics together.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like that whole crew, Kyle,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: the same thing. And McKeever who directs it is so
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: fucking good. He's such a great director. Shane's a great actor.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: And it's awesome. It's just great to see that kind
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: of shit. And that's part of it.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Like funny shit. And it's, again, people saying, people fixing tires.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: What this country was founded on.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right, right, right. Misogynist fixing tires.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: You're going to have to deal with a little bit
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: of misogyny, but we're going to get you back out
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: on the road.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: You want the chassis tightened up or not?
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: That's been the story of our history.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, it's a, if you're setting us
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: some shit in a tire shop. That's how those motherfuckers behave.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, you gotta be realistic
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: about it. Do you think there's like a trans male
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: swimmer in there or something?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Ooh, that would be interesting. We need these better tires. Yeah,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: that would be good. These tires ain't tiring enough. On
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: the way to the, maybe on the way to the meet.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Bring them in.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: See, get the fellas. Ooh, Reginald has a magic tire.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You're like, what the fuck is happening? No, you
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: need a fucking, all people want is just art to
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: reflect life, man.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Let's be realistic. And if your thing is set in
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: a tire shop, that's how those guys have to behave.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'll watch the swimmer show.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: That's fun. And they can go do, you know, they
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: can fucking talk the way they actually talk. And if
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: you have tire guys talk the way they talk.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: That's what you just need is I think that's people
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: just want the reality of stuff.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: And those guys are funny as shit. My dad's a contractor.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: Those guys are hilarious.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: Growing up around these fucking morons, they're stupid as shit,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: and they rag on each other so much.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: It's fucking awesome. It's great. And the office was set
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: in an office, and yeah, you can't really say wild
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: shit in an office, so it can be a little
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: bit more mainstream, but. If you're going to do some
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: shit in a family-owned tire shop, it's like anything goes there.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: We're talking, yeah, that is the wild west.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: A family-owned like. That's the Gaza Strip of fucking humanity.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: There's no oversight.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: There's no oversight.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: No matter what, no matter how many reports the UN writes,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: you're not stopping that. You're not stopping the fucking family
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: owned tire shop from saying racist shit.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: You just, you can't do it. It's, that's how it goes.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Same thing with diners. I mean, yeah, you can't, I wouldn't,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: don't let, don't let a teenager work in a Greek diner. Okay.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Just don't do it. You're going to, don't let, don't
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: let the hostess work for some guy. The evil variant
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: of me from a different universe that has same hair,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: open black polo. You know what I mean?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: You don't want him fucking, you don't want him sexually
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: harassing the hostess.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? No.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I just, as long as the guy who's making
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: my food has, has a, like a thing of toilet
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: paper stuffed up one of his nostrils.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. As long as one of
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: the line cooks is going through active withdrawals.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, you want your egg scrambled? Yeah. Just by his hand,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: just holding there with a spatula.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: Greek restaurant, same thing. Look, there might be some chest
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: hair on your lamb chops, but it's going to be
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: the best lamb chop you've ever had in your life.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: You really want to get the fucking food safety people
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: involved in this? you want a bland hairless lamb chop
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: be my guest.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: God lamb huh the pussy of beef.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: I agree. Gamey. It really is kind of. It's good
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: as fuck.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: You're like, what part of the lamb is this?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: This is good, dude.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love a nice fucking lamb chop.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: How does it feel? You've become a staple of your
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: favorite football team. How does that kind of feel every time?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. I love the Ravens. It's fucking sick. And
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: I have a show. I have a show at the Lyric,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: which is, I did it last year. I did a
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: bunch of shows this year. I'm doing a couple for
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: the holidays. It's fucking nuts to go to the team
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: you grew up rooting for. And it's like, they fucking
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: put me on the Jumbotron, dude. You get a big pop.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: I got to fucking, yeah, I got to meet players.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: I get to meet this guy. What player is that?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: That's real fan Dan. Oh, okay. Who is, yeah. Oh,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: that's cool. He does the R-A-V-E-N-E-S dance. Oh, he gets
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: it going? He gets it going. R-A-V-E-N-E-S. He's got some, yeah.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The chaperone version.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Chapel Raven, dude. Chapel Raven. That's me, dude. And yeah,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: this is on the Ravens Instagram account. The official Ravens
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Instagram account. Let me put on fucking a helmet.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: You got to rip a dart on there next time.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: They wouldn't let me mention guns.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Or Suboxone.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Which is crazy. Also, Suboxone Wilson is a player there, too. Yeah,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: great on the edge. Great on the edge.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Not allowed dude bro the saints have um the saint
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: that someone keeps tweeting about the pope keeps accidentally tweeting
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: about the new orleans saints dude can you see you
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: can find that yeah.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome were you you were uh are you
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: an lsu guy are you uh uh here's who.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: I like i'm a saints guy but they've been under
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: they've been delivering for the past few years yeah and
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: that's been um Pope Francis keeps accidentally tweeting about the
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: New Orleans Saints.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: So that's where we are.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: The hashtag Saints are formed by the Beatitudes. Poor, meek, merciful, hungering,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: and thirsting for justice, seeking peace.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: So there's some issues with the refs.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the Saints, the post went up before
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: the Saints lost to the lowly Carolina Panthers, marking their
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: 73rd defeat.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: God is not on your side.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: They took it out, but in the actual tweet, it
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: was showing the Saints logo every time he hashtagged Saints.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: So they're not on their side.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Wow thank you for your prayers pontiff we need them.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: What interesting but that now does that prove there it
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: is does that prove that the catholic god is not
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: real Because a tweet from Pope Francis doesn't even get
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: you to beat the fucking Panthers. That's a good point.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: I'd like to see, you know, a Muslim guy tweet
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: about you. This is a good way to see who wins. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: This is how we can tell who's right.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Each religion tweets about the New Orleans Saints. Tweeters, start
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: your fingers. And they rattle off.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: And they rattle off.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: And you see who really gets.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: Is it Islam?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: Is it Judaism? Each week they all get a shot.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: They all get a shot. Wiccan. Catholicism.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Wiccan, yeah. Get some fucking fat bitches with black lipstick.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: To put a curse on your opponent. Tear out a
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: raven's heart. Oh, dude.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: One time I was walking on the beach.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like destined Florida at night.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: And we're like, we're kids. And we got to go
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: to the beach. And I met this girl out there.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Pretty Rubenesque girl. Love that.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: And so she's like, I want you to hold me
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: in the water or whatever.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: And it was like, I'd hidden like a bottle of
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: wine and I saw someone in the sand earlier in
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: the day. So I'm out there literally digging in the
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: fucking sand by myself under like probably pretty decent moonlight, right? Sure, sure.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: So I'm fucking digging in there and like I'm one
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: of those like watching the grunion run or whatever.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: Like I'm a pregnant turtle.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: Trying to see how many of your babies make it
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: to sea.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Literally, I'm just looking for a bottle of Zinfandel. Yeah.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: putting my hand in and uh then she came up
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: and we had a couple sips out we were talking
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: and stuff he's like i want you to hold me
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: in the water so then we're out in the fucking
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: water dude love that kissing is fucking ridiculous was she
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: any wiccan or just she was a wiccan yeah interesting
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: interesting did she.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: Do any chance or enchantments to you no.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: She just said some stuff she didn't believe in this
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: and that and she was wiccan interesting and that she
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: had to be pregnant by a certain time or whatever.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: And you didn't oblige. You're like, I'm out.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: You want this white tail or not?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, this Zinfandel has got to fucking go, Zinfandel.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Did you encounter any, like, because I think about, like,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: New Orleans. They have some spooky shit. Any witches, any, like,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: voodoo shit. Did you ever encounter any of that stuff?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: I stole money one time off of an altar there.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: And my life was bad for, like, seven months. Yeah.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: Swear to God.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: I believe you.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: Here's the crazy part.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: I sold the money and then you use the money
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: to buy peanut butter M & Ms, right?
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: Hexed for peanut butter M & Ms. And so that
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: was horrible.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: And I finally, and I, I was on the road
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: for a while and then I finally got back home
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: and I put them, I went and put twice as
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: much money back.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: And it was all good after that?
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Well, we grew up, there was a lot of pro like, uh,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: there was like a snake fucking Protestants, you know?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Now, hold on.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: What kind of altar and where was this altar?
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: This was in the French Quarter, like on the edge
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: of the French Quarter.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: Gotcha. And it was just kind of out there.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just had a thing put together.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: It's interesting how many different, because Greek people have like,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: when somebody, we have like the, kind of like a
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: little altar for like your past loved ones. And if
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: you think about it, it is, even though we're Greek Orthodox,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: that's so clearly like a pagan ritual. You put a
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: little altar for the deceased people. That's not in like
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Christianity anywhere. It's just, you know.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: But I wonder, well, I wonder if we should spend
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: more time communicating with the deceased, you know, like helping relieve,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: you know, or is there anything that they need to
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: tell us? It's like, we're just like fucking be, you know,
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: like once they clock out, we're like, you are off
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: the fucking. Yeah.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: We're going to Mangiano's.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: Having some pasta in your memory and that's it.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just like, because the Mexicans do that every year.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: You know, they let all the, you know. Let them
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: out for one last fiesta. Yeah, like on MS-31st or whatever.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: Halloween night, they let all of like the family members
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: come back, you know.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: You ever see Coco, the movie about that? Yeah, I
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: think Joey Diaz is.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that's something. Joey Diaz is in Coco.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: I thought he was in it.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Fucking tremendous, kid. You got to deal with
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: your generational trauma, you cocksucker. Stop depending on your grandfather
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: to turn your life around. That's awesome.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: I think I did try to watch this on a
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: plane or whatever. This legitimately destroyed me when I saw it.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: What happened was, so me and my brothers, we had
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: a tradition where we would take... some kind of hallucinogenic,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: whatever big like Hollywood release was out that, you know,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: like a big fun action movie or like, like star,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: the first, the first time we did it was the
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: new Star Wars prequels where it was like, we didn't
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: give a fuck about Star Wars that much, but.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it takes some fucking acid. You watch Star Wars.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: It's going to be fucking awesome. So we would do
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: that on Christmas or around Christmas.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: You'll sort by your stepfather in the fucking yard.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: You really, you really will actually.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: You really will. It did cause some issues.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Surprise attack with a catalytic converter out there.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: Well, so we did that. And then one year we
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: were going to, it was Aquaman was coming out.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Forgot to buy fucking tickets ahead of time. We thought
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: for sure there's no way, you know, Aquaman's going to
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: be sold out. And then we forget. So it's sold out.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: We get there. I'm already on acid.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. And we're like, all right, let's just
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: get back to the house ASAP. We're all fucking on acid.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: We didn't have, we couldn't. So then my brother's like, um,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: Coco is pretty like colorful. This could be fun, dude.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: It's a story all about family like my best friend's
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: mom had just died we were like it's a story
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: all about like family and dude i'm.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: Just tripping my nuts off just sobbing and being like
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: dude i thought i was gonna watch jason momoa fight
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: a fucking punch a fish in the head and now
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: i'm thinking about my dead grandparents and if they're proud
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: of me or not.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: It was so fucked up, dude. Wow.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: And then my brother, I was like sobbing so much.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Afterwards, my brother's like, all right, man. And he just
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: put on Thor Ragnarok for me to just fucking calm down.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: He was like, I was a fucking baby. You got
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: to calm down. It's like, here's your fucking dumb movie
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: because I would watch that on acid a bunch.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: That was a fun thing I would do sometimes. He
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: puts on Wendy Weatherfoot on YouTube.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he puts on softcore pornography with huge-titted women.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, here you go, buddy. Your favorite stuff.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: Wendy Weatherfoot is a children's.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, sorry. I was just thinking. I don't know
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: what Wendy Weatherfoot is. I was just going into stuff
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: I liked.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wendy Weatherfoot is a nature-based animation series on YouTube.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: If you like children in nature, you might like it.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: That would have been a better thing to calm me down. Yeah.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was fucked up how much cocoa on
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: acid when I was not emotionally ready to deal with it.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: How fucking destroyed me, dude. Destroyed me.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: But you know acid is just such a wild thing
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: that they make yeah because first you're like you're telling
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: me this little bitty square of paper this is gonna
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: do shit is gonna remodel the way i experience.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: The world completely fuck my brain.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: Up is gonna make me hide behind the car in
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: your yard and cry about how your parents met each other.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know, guys.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: Same thing.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: The last one we did was Avatar, and.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: I literally was fucking crying at that, too.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: But that was more like the movie was affecting me.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, fuck, dude.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: The fucking little guy's going to die.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: I was fucking crying. And like moments before I was
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: laughing at what a stupid movie it was. And then
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: they kill a character.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, he's fucking dead, bro. My brothers were
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: just laughing at me. They weren't as fucked up as
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: I was. And it's just the attendant is just shining
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: a flashlight right in your eyes. You give him your license.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: That's when you're fucked up at the movies. Yeah.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: You give him your license. You hand the guy your
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: driver's license. The guy's just shining a light on you.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: Dude I've been watching all those like around the holidays
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: I'll start watching a lot of those military people come home.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: Videos oh that's that'll fucking do it to you for
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: sure surprised at the school while we look for that
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: one more time I was on acid at the movies.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: The people in the theater thought I was a special need.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Because I was like.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: And what was it? What gave it... Or what gave
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: them the impression?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: I was again on... I was actually on Mushrooms and
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: Acid at the time. And it was a packed one.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: And Bob... You know, you're familiar with Babu Frick? He's
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: a little Star Wars guy. He's a little Star Wars Muppet. Okay.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: And every time Babu Frick would come on.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: I would be like... yeah i would be so happy
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: because i was so on acid that i kind of
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: returned to being a fucking baby and so he was
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: just a cute little muppet guy and every time he'd
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: come on i'd be like yeah couldn't stop laughing people
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: were mad and they looked at me and then i
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: saw i saw them be like like their faces soften.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: Because They go, this guy's special needs.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: There's like, there's no way. They thought I was like
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: some teenager. They just looked around. It's like, there's no
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: way a man this old and fat is not special
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: needs if he's reacting to Babu Frick this way.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: And they looked at my brother. My brother was like, sorry.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: And they were like, oh, no, it's fine. Dude, I
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: don't even know what to say now. Some memorable acid.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: You're not an acid on movies.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, me and my buddy.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I've told this story recently. It's just one that
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's okay.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: We went to the Waffle House in our town, right?
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: And we got there at like 4.30 in the morning
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: and there was a gay or there was a homosexual
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: urban male in there, waiter.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: We'd never seen a gay black guy, right? Wow.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: How old were you?
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: We were probably 14, right?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's big. Yeah.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: It was big, dude. We were very excited. That's some
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: of the funnest- That's one of the funnest type of
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: guys in the world.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, we're so high, dude. Yeah.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: And we're so high that all we can do is
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: fucking laugh. On hallucinogenics or just weed?
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're taking some LSD.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: And so we went there because it was open. It
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: was the only place that had lights out where you
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: could be somewhere and be young and not have to,
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: as long as you were buying food, you had a
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: legal reason to be there.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: I'm legally here.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: For breakfast, right? Yes, yes, yes.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: Well, we started laughing so hard.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: May I use the hash browns defense? I'd like to
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: enter the hash browns defense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead. No, it's... So you guys are fucked up?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, and we're so fucked up, my buddy starts laughing
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: so hard and starts fucking choking.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: He's laughing so hard.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: The guy, the witness starts giving him the fucking.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: Heimlich?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: Heimlich maneuver, dude.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 3: So there's a... Bro, I laughed.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: I fucked my... That's... I mean, that would destroy me.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: My body was coming out of my fucking body, dude.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: I was doing like this.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: And my buddy's just getting fucking remodeled by his breakfast.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: Brother, dude.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: Just fucking reshaping him, bro.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: Love it. Smothered him fucking.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: And what style of gay guy are we talking? Does
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: he have like eyeliner on?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: Small but strong. Small but strong. Yeah.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: Small but strong.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: Just posture and the way he talks. What do you mean? Quick.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: Quick with his words. Had flair on.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: Flair.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: But didn't need to have it on.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: That's not mandated by- Like he had so much on,
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: you almost thought he was like one of those people
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: that blows up the balloons or whatever.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: You're like, what is this guy?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: He's selling them.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, blow up some breakfast. Yeah, he's being fun. Yeah,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: he's being fun. Great attitude, great God.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: Great attitude, saved your friend's life.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: I went to SNL the other night too.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: That was pretty cool. Oh, hell yeah. We saw Burr.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: Fuck yes, dude. That was awesome.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: It was cool just to be there. You ever, you
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: ever been there? I've never been there. No, I want
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: And I have, I mean, I have friends who are
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: on the show now and like, it would be cool
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: to go, but I just, you know, always traveling, never here.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: Saturday. It's a hard night to... to be, they'll probably
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: ask you to do it this year.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: I bet.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I'd love to, but I
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: would absolutely love to.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to fuck, you know, it
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: seems like, cause I have friends who were on the
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: show and it's like, seems like a hard job. That's
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: the thing. We're as, as much as stressful as it
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: is to like, have to put out shit constantly and
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: be touring. Like you're still your own boss. I can't
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: imagine as that's a great, you know, that's a huge
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: comedy show that people still watch, but you're somebody who's
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: fucking employee. I can't imagine doing that anymore, dude. Even
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: if it's a cool fucking job, just being worried about
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: my performance at work. I can't do that shit, dude.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy. But I would love to. It's a
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: dream to host it.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: But if I, yeah, that's why I say like, I
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: work for myself and I'm a hard person to work for.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. I'm my own boss and my boss is
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: a fucking idiot.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: And my boss is an asshole.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: My boss is an asshole. He's a fucking.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a closeted homosexual as well.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: Hey, that's a lie.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: Okay. If I saw you in Houston. If your name
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: is Mark and we hooked up in Houston.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: Hold on guys, let me start over.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: You can't help it. The dad just. Yeah, yeah. Oh,
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: that was so good.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: But I had to play in the dark and that
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: was a challenge.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: That's good for your understanding of the fretboard. Yeah.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: You know, it's more intuitive. It's more.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, SNL was great. It was cool to see.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: Well, Bill Burr dropped into a lot of the characters. He, like,
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: the acting part where you're, like, doing the characters, he
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: did a really great job.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: He's a good actor, man.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he really, like, you know, it's like, because some
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: of it was, like, kind of you would think it's
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: a little cheesy or whatever.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: But he, like, you know.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: You got to commit. You're there. You know what I mean?
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: Like, sketch comedy in general is a little cheesy. But
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: if you're going to do it, you got to fucking
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: It was cool. McGee played.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. That was pretty dope. I'm trying to think
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: of what else happened. Any.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: Go to the after party or anything like that?
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't go.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: I heard that it's interesting.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: They line up like limos and people all from the
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: show go get in the limos and they're just waiting
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: outside and it takes everybody to the after party.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 3: A show of force.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Kind of like how North Korea has a bunch
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: of tanks and stuff. SNL is like, we got 12 limos.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't fuck with us. We got what we got.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: We got 12 limos going.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: To the Dave and Buster's in Times Square. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And all of our drivers are addicted to porn
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: if you're in North Korea. You see that?
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: That's awesome, dude. Salute to those guys. They made a
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: big mistake. Once someone gets a little taste of pornography,
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: you tell me they're going to go back to no porn.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: This could legitimately lead to the toppling of the North
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: Korean regime.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: Little dabble do you do.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: North Korea soldiers in Russia gain internet access, view lewd videos.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: This is from UkrainianWorldCongress.org.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: Where the fuck are you getting your news, man?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: The same place everybody.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: Is, dude.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: UkrainianWorldCongress.org. What the fuck is this?
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: This is a website we made a half hour ago.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: This is all news now. It's whatever you want it
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: to be. A usually reliable source.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: This is from this article.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: Tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 3: As a result, they are gorging on pornography.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: Gorging is crazy. Gorging means, what's gorging like the equivalent of?
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: Because I've gorged on food.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: Probably mouth open, use a couple of phones, go in
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: at once. I don't think it's their best soldiers. I
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: think they're sending expendable guys. There's no way Kim Jong-un
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: is sending his best boys out there. They're sending the
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: poor boys. He might want to get the masturbators out
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: of his ranks. He might have sent the masturbators out.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: Let's zoom in on a couple of these guys. Can
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: I just say, he looks awesome.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: Look at that fit, bro.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: I want to dress like that for real.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: You can do that, man. I need those pants. I
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: need that fucking leather jacket. Is that goat leather?
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Where do they get it from? It's shiny.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: He's looking awesome.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, he looks great, I think, especially over the years.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: He's really figured his look out. He's come into his own.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: They say he gets massages every day.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: And facials, too.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: I'd love that. I would love to live like that.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: I would love them.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: Look how high the one dude is on porn. Right
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: above your cursor to the right. Zoom in on that guy.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: Right there. Right there. Zoom in on that guy right there.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, you can't, sorry. Enhance.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: Let's get a shot of that guy.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: The hats are pretty high.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: Great hats.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: I've watched that much porn before. Where one of my
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: ears turns really red. crazy man yeah that's a lot.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: Because he's lost all the blood from that ear and
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: it's gone translucent because that's all pumping to his cock
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: it's all being used brother all non-essential blood is being
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: redirected to your dick when you see porn for the
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: first time in 40 years.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: Oh dude i remember at school when i would have
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: to take tests i would fucking tie my legs off
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: like this to keep the blood like up by my
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: brain oh smart so i'd be able to have more
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 1: um oxygen in my brain help me think.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: That's where did you find out about that who told
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: you about that was that just.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: You know i mean good idea just good idea did
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: it work yeah it was pretty.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: Good Pretty good student, you know?
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: I love that, dude.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun, man. Just being alive back then.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: Fucking beautiful leg skin. Oh, yeah.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: What's the leg skin looking like these days? You don't
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: really show off the gams too much.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: I don't that much, yeah.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, I put them away today. That's not bad.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: That's not bad.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: They won't be in Westminster, but, you know, they won't
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: be in the dog show. but I do so I
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: think if I get in the gym for a couple
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: weeks I'll show them you know please do I will
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: thank you man please do but see that's the thing
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: that's a blessing of being a foundational man thank you.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: Man yeah yeah we got some thick and I'm even
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: hiding the calves too what bothers me is I love
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a little.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: Too milky white up here you got those force 5
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: walls right there baby those things are category 3 yeah
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: oh yeah you could hang out you could hide two
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: bitches behind.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: Those you could you could take shelter behind my calves
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: no problem I would love that. Yeah, dude.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: What else is happening, man?
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: Anything else you want to talk about? Police seized a
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: goat from an 11-year-old girl who won a $ 300, 000 settlement.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 2: What is up with cops taking fucking animals, dude?
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something happened with a squirrel, too, huh?
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why people are fucking... It's just, like, bureaucrat... Like,
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: who gives a fucking... Good for this girl. She won $ 300, 000. Now,
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know all the facts. Hopefully this goat wasn't
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 1: biting people's dicks off or whatever. It turns out the
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: goat was a fucking piece of shit. But if he
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 1: was just a nice little goat... Vanessa Shaquib. Yeah, it's
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: tough to know. The goat was seized by sheriffs. Go
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: back to the top a little bit. Sheriffs deputed in
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: 2022 while living at a North Carolina farm and was
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: later slaughtered.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: Why? Did they eat him?
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: As outlined in court documents. You can't slaughter a goat
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: for no reason.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: For no reason. I agree.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: No, not for no fucking reason. But if, look, if
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: they had a nice- What cop's like, nah, we're getting
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: this guy out of here. Yeah. And the girl's just like, ah.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: The sheriff's deputy did nothing but enforce the law.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: Who knows if this is even right. And then they
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: got this squirrel or whatever.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: He did something.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 3: Some dumb bitch snitched.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: They shouldn't have killed Peanut, but the bitch who snitched
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: is obviously the biggest villain in here. But also the
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 2: cop's overstepping. Cops love killing a fucking animal when they can, man.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: They do. They'll shoot people's dogs for no reason. They
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: just fucking like killing shit. Quiet him down.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 3: It's just a fucking parakeet.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a gun.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: The parrot had a gun.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. What do you think of the world right now?
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: Do things feel okay now to you?
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: Are you scared? Not really.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: Because I know there's the election, right? Yes. What are
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: people truly scared of, do you think, when they talk
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: about Trump?
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 3: But what is it?
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: I kind of start to wonder, what do people... be
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: scared of.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 3: I can tell you right away.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, the thing... So for me, you know, I
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: didn't love either candidate here. I didn't... I really didn't
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: understand being enthusiastic about either candidate.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 3: I think, you know.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not a Trump guy, obviously. I think he is
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 2: dangerous in the things that I'm scared of the most.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: And the thing that made me lean towards Kamala was,
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: more than anything, was the Supreme Court and that it
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: would be, if it's put under far-right control for the
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: next however long. We've already seen women's right over their bodies,
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: the abortion. Roe v. Wade's been overturned, which I think
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: is really dangerous. That's going to really affect women's health care.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: already in states that banned it, you see they're getting
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: less just general OBGYN care because it's more dangerous to
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: be a doctor in those states. So we don't think
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: about shit that trickles down. So like, it's harder to
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 2: get just general healthcare, let alone abortion, in Texas now
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: for women. And that's only going to get harder in
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 2: rural states. And I think, for me, that was the
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 2: number one issue. That's really fucking scary to me. Well,
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: especially with the border being open and they're letting rapists in.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: It's fucking.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, though? It's like you're just, well, yeah.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if it's the best time
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: to repeal that.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. If we're going to follow your logic and
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 2: you claim they got rapists coming in, maybe we should
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 2: also keep abortion. But, you know, I think we got
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: plenty of homegrown rapists, too. But, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: We've got our own.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: We've got some heirloom American rapists, for sure.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: Um jesus but i think i think that's my the
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: number one thing that scares me is about that because
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 2: it's not only that's the first step and i think
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: you can really see stuff that we take for granted
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: as progress gay marriage is another thing there's a really
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: weird cultural i think this is what happens anytime uh
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 2: the party that's backed by the you know the powers
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 2: that be big business the rich people the richest people
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: in the world want far-right politicians and i think Do
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: you think still? Absolutely, without question.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: I feel like tech is now.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: I just feel like the.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: Parties have changed.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: Elon Musk is a huge Trump guy.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: That's a good point.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: I think rich people will support whoever's in power, number one,
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: but they want to transfer wealth from the poor to
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: the rich.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 3: They've been really good at doing it. The biggest issue.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: I think the reason the Democrats lost is because they
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: pretend that there is no problem. It's like, that's fucking crazy.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: You have to tell people that, yes... there are issues here.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: Shit is more expensive. I think inflation, I think a big,
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: a big part of inflation is that companies realize they
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: can just charge you more and say it's somebody else's fault.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: A lot of it's price gouging. That's, you know, that's
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: fucking true.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 1: And the, but you should, everything gets so much more
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: expensive and.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 2: Companies are, some of it is just real inflation, but
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: some of his companies are hiding behind inflation. And like
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: there was no Democrats did nothing to stop price gouging.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: They didn't even say they were going to do it. The, um,
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: You can't tell people that things are going good when
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: they're just clearly not. And there were just no, it
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: sucks because they offered, the Democratic Party has become like,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: they were going after fucking Dick Cheney, who was like-
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: It was so bizarre. It's crazy because they're going after
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: policy-wise moderates, Republican people who most working class people don't
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: agree with. the economic stuff that they're saying. And then culturally,
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: it's not, it bothers me when you become a party
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: of like tattletales. It's like, it's become a party of
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: like middle managers that want to get mad at you
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: if you say the wrong thing. And it's like, That's
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: not fucking, that's not the most important issue. The most
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: important issue for people is that things are fucking more,
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: they have no healthcare. Wage inequality is out of fucking control.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: We're not, people's wages have not kept pace with how
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: much bosses are earning.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, well, what percent, I mean, Bernie Sanders said
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 1: greatly that he thought if AI starts to happen for companies, right?
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: So companies are making more money because of AI, because
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: they don't need people.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: Right. Then some of that money should go to the employees.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: As opposed and cut it, cut it down their hours
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: for the week. Now you give them a better life
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: instead of just making it where, well, fuck.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 3: Well, we don't need you anymore. Yeah.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So you don't get anything
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: and we keep all the fucking profits. And I do think,
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think we talked about it a little
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: bit last time where it's like AI is a tool.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: to fucking do creative shit is it's so weird when
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 2: it's like, it should be making normal people's lives easier.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: It shouldn't just be for rich people to be able
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 2: to charge less. Like there should be some protections for
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 2: workers and we should be able to like, you know,
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 2: you should be able to fucking buy a house, all
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: these fucking regular issues that weren't really hit on. It
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 2: was just, well, you got to vote for us because
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: the other person's worse. And even though I think that
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: is true, that's not a winning message. That's nothing. Especially
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: when the other side is offering... They're at least saying
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: shit's bad. And they're saying it's for the wrong reasons.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's immigrants' fault. It's definitely not fucking...
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: Immigrants aren't the people buying up houses and not letting
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: you buy it. You know what I mean?
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't... But at least they're saying something's wrong.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 1: And.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: They're saying some fucked up shit, in my opinion. They're
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: trying to make it culture war stuff. They're trying to
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: divide people who should be on the same side by saying, oh,
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: gay people are bad, trans people are bad, when it's like,
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: the people trying to fuck you are rich people. That's
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: how it's always been. That's the fucking- That's a tale
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: as old as time. And it's weird. Some people think
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: they're going to be fucking billionaires when it's like they
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: don't make off crypto or whatever. And they're like, well,
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: when I'm that rich, I don't want to be taxed.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: And it's like, you fucking don't. You're sharing a loft
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: bedroom with your friend's dad who's taking dick pills. You
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 2: don't have to worry about fucking tax.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 3: Rates going up on you.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 3: Bet on yourself now. Bet on yourself right now, man.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: How about we raise some fucking, some taxes on the
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: richest people and you get some fucking healthcare? It just,
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: No, maybe I shouldn't have asked. It's a lot.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: It's a lot. It's frustrating because I, but even having
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: said all that, I think what people are scared of
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: the most with Trump is just Yeah, man, the Supreme
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 2: Court being taken over by like ideologically really right wing
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: because now the Senate is Republican and there's like, you know,
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 2: taken over by that. That's scary. That is scary to
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: me because we could see a lot of stuff rolled
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 2: back that is that we take for granted as fundamental
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 2: and stuff that's just progress. We can argue over like,
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 2: you know, economic issues, whatever. But some of those things
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 2: that does scare me. when it's like, like, Women's rights
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: are being rolled back.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, it would be so wild if you got groups
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 1: in there that were like, well, you can't do gay
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 1: in anymore.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 1: We're taking away gay marriage or whatever. But then you'd
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: have to, all the gays would have to pretend they're
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 1: straight again or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 2: Back in the closet, boys.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, come on. I just threw away all my straight,
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 2: I just threw away all my dockers.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about?
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 2: I just threw away all my fucking plaid shirts.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: I just fucking burned all my Doc Martens. And just
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: lay in bed holding my high school girlfriend? What are
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 1: you talking about?
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: Gay guys and lesbians have to get married again? And
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 2: then fuck on the side?
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: Hey, you know what?
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: There was something admirable about those days, though.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: Look, I respect getting a nut anyway against everything.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 1: Well, just the hard work, just the effort that people
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 1: put into being gay.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: Whereas now, some dude is just like all day being gay. Yeah.
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 1: Just willy fucking nilly. Just burning the gay candle at
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 1: both ends.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at both ends.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yep.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: Doing Pilates. He's the only guy in the class.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 3: Which is the gayest thing you do.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 1: I used to have a gay roommate for about four
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: months and he would chew gum in his fucking sleep.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what is going on?
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 2: Did he have a defined jawline?
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: He was a figure skater.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 1: He could jump over a Toyota Tercel, the front.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 2: Wow. Just the front.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but side to side.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 2: Couldn't go all the way. Side to side is good.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 1: And he's jumping.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 3: But he could jump literally at an angle and kind of. Oh,
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 3: he do the spin, the axle.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 2: It was crazy. That's awesome.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: He could axle over. Finger skater, huh? Yeah.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: Where'd you meet him?
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: We met him. We were shopping.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 1: My buddy and I were shopping for firewood and we
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 1: met him at a Vons one afternoon.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 2: We just moved to Los Angeles.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 3: He was doing tricks in the parking lot?
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just doing that fucking pyro. Your buddy's like, hey, pal,
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 1: ease off the Tercel. I just got rid of the Mitsubishi.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: I can turn this fucking car off. The last thing
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 1: I need is a gay heel going through my windshield.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tone it down, huh? Tone it down.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 3: Hey, just buff.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 1: He's just buffing it with his feet as he passes over. Well,
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: I do think some things that I do. I will
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: say this, though. Also, Donald Trump campaigned harder than fucking
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: anyone for a 78-year-old man.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's unbelievable. Yeah.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think he loves the attention of campaigning.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, I agree. You know what I mean?
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 3: But to even do it.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 1: I just can't even believe. I mean, that, like, blew
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 1: my mind just how– how much he could do, you know?
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 3: I think that's his favorite part, though. You saw him.
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 3: He was electric on the fucking mic, bro.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: Doing his thing. He loves crushing, dude.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 3: He does.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 2: He loves getting in front of this crowd, just fucking riffing. Dude,
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: you think that motherfucker wants to be in meetings, or
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: you think he wants to be talking to the Nelk
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 2: boys about how he used to get pussy in the
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 2: 80s or whatever the fuck he was doing? Like, that's
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: the part he likes. He doesn't want to listen to
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 2: fucking reports about fucking... stats and numbers and shit. No,
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 2: he wants to eat a Big Mac, drink a Diet Coke,
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: and go on bussing with the boys. He's like, Farrah Fawcett.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 2: oh yeah yeah yeah cut the mics let me tell
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: you a little something suzanne summers yeah yeah funny i
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: will say i think one of the funniest guys i've
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: had though entertaining without question that's the thing i'm not
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: gonna sit here and tell you he's not fucking he's
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 2: funny as shit which is i think why things are
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: so that's why he was able to sneak through if
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: somebody was saying the exact same shit with no humor
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: at all It would be horrifying. It would be. It's
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 2: fucking crazy. He says insane shit, but it's funny as fuck,
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: and he seems gay. That's the other thing. He's a
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 2: New York gay guy who happens to be straight, I guess. Well,
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 2: he behaves... I mean, come on. His mannerisms, his little
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 2: pursing of the... He behaves like a gay guy is
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 3: He's got queen.
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 2: He seems like a gay guy from Queens.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 2: He's from Queens. He has like that little... Yeah, but
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 2: you didn't put him in Queens in that story. He's
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 2: fucking spray tan. No, he's from Queens. Oh, he is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 2: The spray tan? I'm saying, I don't think he's gay,
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 2: but he does have gay mannerisms. Okay, well.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 2: Doing this. Doing this. Like his little fucking.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 3: Where are the gays for Trump? That was the best.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 2: Like where are they? They're here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 1: Couple gays for Trump. Where are the squirrels for Trump?
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: They're here. Look at them. Where's my African American?
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 3: Blacks for Trump. Where are the gays? Two of them
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 3: right there.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 2: Let them loose. Let them loose, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know if there's so many whispers in his ear.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 3: Good to see you, boys.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman's here. Dude, the best was he brought up
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 1: Nicky Jam. He thought it was a woman. He's like,
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: Nicky Jam is here. Beautiful.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 3: And it's a.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: Fucking dude, some dude off Instagram. Some guy named Nicky Jam.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 3: Some dude with a mouthful of Zins rolled up there.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 1: Just fucking spit and stay awake juice into the fucking audience. Oh, man.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: No, he's so funny. But, like, I'm not going to
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 2: sit here and tell you the guy. He's so fucking funny. Like, I,
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 2: but so it's a court. So that's one thing that,
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 2: because I just hear that a lot. People are like,
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 2: I'm so scared. What are you fucking like? That's a
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 2: part of it.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 1: I just never believe the government's going to affect my
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 1: life that much.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 2: I agree with you. The president doesn't have that much power.
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 2: And if it wasn't for the Supreme Court, I would
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: be like, who really gives a fuck? The Democrats didn't
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 2: run any kind of coherent campaign. They don't want to...
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: I hope... I hope this will make, because look, my
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: politics are further left than that. I'm not a Democrat registered.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: Bernie is the only guy I liked in a long
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: time because I thought he was the only human being
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 2: who was like a real person of integrity. I think
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump just is a, the idea that he's different
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: from politicians is crazy. He's a rich guy who had,
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: you know, he.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 3: Grew up rich.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: He's a class president for sure type.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 2: And it's like his dad, you know, he was like,
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 2: his dad was a fucking slumlord. He's just a rich
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 2: guy who's fucked over people on deals forever. He's, I
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 2: don't like, I, you know, I have class issues, right?
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: I don't, I tend to not trust super rich guys and,
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 2: and I don't see how he's going to do anything different.
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 2: I think it's naive to think he's going to be
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: different than, I understand not trusting the Democratic establishment, but
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 2: it's like, to me, Trump's funny, but he is, he's
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: a fucking.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 3: Billionaire propped up by other billionaires.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 2: That's, I think he's part of just the complex that
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 2: runs our country, and I don't think he's any different.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: The only person that I like- It's going to be
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 1: a challenge to see if he is. Like, I mean,
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: they'll think- you know, he was already, that's the other
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 1: weird thing. He was already, we're talking about him. Like
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: he's the shaking up force. He was already fucking president.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: It's not, he's not new. That's what's weird. Both of
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: them were, that was a fallacy.
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 3: Both of them had, it was like, And Kamala's like,
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 3: it'll be different.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 1: Like, let's fucking go home and make it different right now.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 2: And that's why, absolutely, you're in power right now. God
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 2: knows Joe ain't doing shit. That guy's been having ice
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 2: cream for six months.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 3: And they pretended. And that's what lost me as a Democrat.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 3: That's when they lost me.
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 1: Was when they lied about, I just didn't like the
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: way they treated that old man. It's not fucking cool.
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 1: Because then he believes he's doing great.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 3: So he wakes up every day.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know any different.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 1: He's listening to the music. He's fucking riding for his bike.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 1: He's looking for fucking, I mean, what are they doing here?
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 1: He's looking awesome there, honestly.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 3: What is this, dude? Is this the end of an
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 3: amazing race?
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. To heaven?
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 3: It looks like he's just about to finish a fucking marathon. Yeah.
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 3: But he just got out of his car.
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 1: And they're still pretending every day. They just told him
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 1: the other day, he's the fucking mayor of Wisconsin. And
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 1: he's like, can I have some cheese curds? Unlimited ice
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: cream and milk.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 3: Well, and that's why I agree with you.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 2: I think they made a fucking huge mistake in running
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 2: him again. Like, when he ran the first time, it's like,
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 2: I get it. People were scared of another thing of Trump. So, like,
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 2: put some fucking, you know, put some middle-of-the-road-ass Democrat. But
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 2: then they should have had an open primary. Yeah, it
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: just seemed like a railroaded thing. People could actually vote
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: on the issues they care about. And they just didn't
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 2: do that. And she even had an opportunity to, if
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 2: she came out with any fucking— You know, I'm just
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 2: pissed off. She didn't release any new music.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was nothing new. It was all Biden remixes
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 1: and nobody liked Biden. Yeah, and you can't just hit
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 1: and she tried to go after blacks with a mixtape.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 3: You got to fucking.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 2: A little production.
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she dropped a lot of diss tracks. Yeah, but no, yeah,
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 3: nothing new.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just didn't hit.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 1: But look, man, I think it's just crazy how, I
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 1: don't know, it'll be interesting. It's a lot of pressure
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 1: to see. I'm most excited about RFK.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 2: And J.D.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 3: Vance was super cool when he came on the podcast.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 2: He's a human.
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 3: Trump's hard to get to know. I don't know that J.D.
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 2: To me, he seems like a traditional just say whatever
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 2: it takes to get elected snake, to be honest with you.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 2: I know, you know, you had him on.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 3: He was cool here. But he was a guy who
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 3: said he hated Trump.
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 1: He said some fucked up shit about women.
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 2: Like, I just think he's a and venture capitalist guys
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: are fucking worms to begin with.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 3: I don't trust J.D.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 2: Vance at all. I think he's a piece of shit also.
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 2: I think he's a cut in the regular ass Republican
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 2: that'll say any fucking fucked up thing to get into power.
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 2: He sucked Trump's cock after saying he was he called
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 2: him Hitler or whatever. And he he made a complete
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 2: turn when he realized it was politically advantageous to be
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 2: on Trump's side. I think he also is just a
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 2: run of the mill piece of shit politician. Like I
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 2: just do. And that's the thing.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 1: I think all politicians is a weird thing to be, right?
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying is like,
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 2: I've never been excited about the politics I've been excited
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 2: about was Obama when I was 18.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 3: Same, I voted for Obama.
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 2: And I think he did have a real opportunity to
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 2: do something and it turned out he didn't really do shit.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 2: And then, and then he did. Yeah.
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 1: But that's the, that's the thing that always happens. Yeah.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 2: At least that was something that was like, and I
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 2: think part of that was Obama was just too inexperienced.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 2: I think if he had a little more, you know,
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 2: he didn't know what he was doing with the Senate and,
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 2: his the health care thing got completely fucked and universal
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 2: health care i had obamacare it was bad it was
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 2: they didn't they they.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 1: Ended up some cups i saw some a set of
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 1: cups they sent me.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 3: Nice dude you got you got a mug that's the yeah.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: No it's like like i kind of like some plastic
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 1: cups of the i still use.
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 2: Them yeah but he got worked over by thinking he
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 2: could um actually uh you know find common ground with
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: the republicans they should have just rammed the legislation down
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 2: their throat.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 3: They had both, both houses at the time. Anyway, whatever.
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The, and the only person I was excited about
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: was Bernie because I think he was actually in that
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 2: run in 2016. He was like, he would have been cool.
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 2: Would have been cool.
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 1: But the Democrats shut that shit down. I, Hey man. Well, one,
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 1: I like Vance as a guy seem like a nice guy.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 1: I know that like, like he's like, you know, they
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 1: say like Peter Thiel is like the guy that got
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 1: him in office, that sort of thing. But then you
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 1: start to see that all these guys have backers. Will
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 1: things be different with some of these guys? I don't know.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 1: I think, but one thing that's cool is that we
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: both like Bernie. I like Bernie too. I would have
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 1: voted for Bernie. See, that's the, is I think those
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 1: ideas unite people because he's just saying like, look, we
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 1: have issues to deal with.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 2: There's real issues. We're not going to pretend shit's good
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 2: when it's not. And let's find real ways to do
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 2: it that everybody gets in every, that's real equality. He
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: wants to help everyone because it's not about, it's not,
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 2: it's not a fucking, it's not about like, you know,
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: cultural shit. It's about economic shit. And more people are
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: disaffected because of the, you know, people at the top.
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 2: And I think that's a message that everyone can agree with.
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 2: And I think when, when people aren't looking at things ideologically,
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: if you just ask them about issues, people agree on
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 2: a lot of fucking issues. They want to be able
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 2: to fucking buy a house. They want to be able
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 2: to afford shit and they want to be able to fucking,
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 2: you know, get healthcare. How many people do we know?
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 2: Like I have, you know, I know people extended extended
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 2: family stuff like that that are struggling off shit that
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 2: they shouldn't because somebody got sick and it derails your
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 2: whole fucking family.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 1: We talk about that all the time it's fucked up
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 1: the number one cause of I mean we say this
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 1: all the time now because one of the few facts
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 1: I know but the number one cause of bankruptcy in
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 1: America is medical debt crazy and so it's a fucking
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 1: the whole system is a money laundering scam yeah and
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know why that hasn't changed and you would
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 1: think at some point one of these fucking groups would
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 1: be able to change the shit, you know?
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, there is so much money in politics and
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 1: Right, but it's just, it's so, people are so fed
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 1: up with the fucking system. I just, you almost want
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 1: there to be- a war to end.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 2: It all or whatever. I know what you mean, man.
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: I do know what you mean.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 3: And some people do believe that. Some people think there's
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 3: no way.
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 1: Something has to change because this is not changing over time, right? Yeah.
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 2: Some people believe revolution is the only way to fucking
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 1: Hey, Tony tried to start one.
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: That was the main reason cop, like Shane said it
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: too on his podcast. It would have been so funny
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 2: to be able to blame Tony.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 1: He would just be able to like, you bombed so
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 1: hard that the part of your candidate fucking lost. How
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 1: fun would that be to tell Tony for the rest
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 1: of his life? That's actually the thing I'm most pissed
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 1: off about. Supreme Court is number two after being able
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 1: to mock Tony for the rest of my life.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 2: That's what I regret the most about the election.
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 3: He was sweating. I was out there and watched it
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 3: with him. He was sweating, man.
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 1: I think we could do, I know that we could
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 1: do better in this country about being, making useful things.
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 1: I was just looking the other day in Japan. Is
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 1: it in Japan where they have the sidewalks turned power
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 1: a fucking building? You're walking by them. The fucking building's
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 1: powered by people walking on it.
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 2: That's fucking cool. Yeah, our infrastructure is so fucked too.
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 3: It's like, our trains don't even work. High speed rail,
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 3: we need like, yeah.
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 1: Dude, our trains, if you're on a train, the other
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 1: day it got robbed by a bunch of people on horseback.
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 2: Like, The Amtrak's getting the fucking, the 310 to Yuma treatment.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 3: It's unreal.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 1: Dude, you go to the post office, you go in there,
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I'm looking for this package.
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 3: You get a piece of paper.
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 1: The guy comes back two days later and asks you
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 1: who the fuck you are, right?
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 3: You're like, where have you been?
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 2: I know, dude. What is even going on? It's fucking crazy.
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 1: It's falling around, dude. Yeah, but it's like, meanwhile, we
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 1: have all these homeless people wandering around town. If you
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 1: put them all in an area and set up one
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 1: of these, because this floor in Japan turns footsteps into electricity.
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 3: Play a bit of it there.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 2: In Japan, even walking generates electricity. tokyo metro i.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 1: Don't like this guy's voice the trains are powered electric
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 1: technology and floors to convert the energy yeah i mean
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 1: but if you can get 50 or 70 homeless people
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 1: to power a jamba juice or something i agree with
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 1: you dude how fucking great would that be they come
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: out they dance for 12 minutes or whatever and bam
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 1: the fucking exercise for them it's good electricity the blender's
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 1: cut on in there and they get a free smoothie
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 1: for their trouble what are we.
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 3: But instead, everybody's like, they need pills, you know?
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 1: It's like, fucking no, dude.
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 2: That's a perfect example, though, of homelessness. It's like, give
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 2: them homes.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 2: We have the ability. We know what it takes. Like,
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 2: make fucking apartment buildings. And like, that has been shown
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 2: to work. And most people just don't have access. But
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 2: there is all this weird, like, you will create nonprofits
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 2: to help the homeless that cost more than just getting
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 2: them little apartments.
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 3: They give them recipe books.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 1: What? And they'll just keep bossing them back and forth
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 1: to different cities.
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 3: It's basically political parties play Red Rover with them.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 2: I know what they should do is, is instead of
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 2: busting them, sign them up for Southwest miles. And then
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 2: they get some fucking miles out of it. Give them
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 2: a Southwest credit card.
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 1: Every time you ship them from Texas to New York
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 1: to fucking wherever the fuck.
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: And then they can go on vacation. They can earn
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 2: some miles.
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 3: You're not going to cough about the cabin.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 1: Just hacking up a fucking dead sparrow in his throat.
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 1: And I only say that because I was in San
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 1: Francisco one time. A guy threw a fucking bird at
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 1: me for no reason.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. It was a sparrow? It was small enough.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: Small enough.
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 1: It could have been a warbler, but I'm going to
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 1: get him back. We'll see. You put an air tag
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 1: in his bindle and you're tracking him.
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 2: You're going to get him back.
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 3: Every time I close my eyes, I still see what
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 3: he looks like. That's horrifying. Birds to me are unsettling creatures.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 3: To have one thrown at you is very tough. The
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 3: dirtiest surprise.
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We did great, man.
• 2:14:51
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• 2:15:00
  Speaker 2: I'm begging you. We got the calendar. We have a
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 2: new tour coming out, the Dreamboat Tour. And yeah, I
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 2: really appreciate you having me on, dude. It's always so fun.
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 2: this is my favorite podcast to do it's so much fucking.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 1: Really dude i love it you're the best thanks so
• 2:15:12
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• 2:15:14
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• 2:15:17
  Speaker 1: from cumtown that was so fun dude you're like i
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 1: met that guy once i was like it was me
• 2:15:22
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• 2:15:27
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Would it be? We'll fucking play some Clapton.
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 2: I'll have you play a little guitar while I get
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 2: my dick sucked. It'll be like old times, dude. Just
• 2:15:36
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• 2:15:39
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Sal. You're the man, dude.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 2: Cornerstone Oh, but when
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 1: I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 1: I found I can feel it in my bones