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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: "West Coast Reliable" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling drama, Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Oh hello, ahoy, welcome aboard the Parceval three. Everybody, it's
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: Captain Glenn, your captain speaking, and we're going to be
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: talking about the blow deck sailing yet. Hello Emily, Emily thereesas.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: How you doing interesting stuff?
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: That guy?
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: No, that's Glenn shirtless leaning over his bed.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right, yes he did.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's my encyclopedia. Uh, it just travel with just
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: one encyclopedia per charter. Uh, this charter is m so
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: I'm getting to know everything in there because of mermaids
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: and the irons over here. No, you're so interesting stuff.
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: It's probably what was hanging up on the wall that
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: almost killed him last week.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: That was his lover. No.
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: Actually, I by the way, you guys, I know that
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: Captain Glenn is in a wonderful relationship and with a beautiful,
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: beautiful woman. And I've seen pictures. You're not allowed to
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: ful woman and they travel the ocean's blue. Some people
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: sent me they're like, no, he does have a girlfriend.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, I'm just kidding, but she's gorgeous
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: and uh yeah, they travel all over. So Glenn is
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: happy as can be, even though I like to portray
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: him as this lonely man who just is in the
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: cabin all the time.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Reading, rummaging for snacks.
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more it's more fun.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: But he kind of he's very self entertained. That's what
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: I love about him.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really independent.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, god, get it, Glenn.
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get it, get it Glenn. Oh you know, that's
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: what they used to call me back in the seventies,
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: Get it Glenn, when I used to go to key
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: parties and such.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: The big afro picture they love to put up. Yeah,
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: that's why I remember that.
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: Oh it was such a swinger. Anyway, So Daisy, we
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: pick up a Daisy basically telling Klois or trying to
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: not giving him the tough love that we agreed on
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: last week that she needed to. But she's like, you
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: need to be more elaborate, and I think you're capable
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: of doing it. And he's like, yeah, I'm the most
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: reliable chef on the East Coast.
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh, you know, he said, I'm known
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: as the I'm actually known as the most reliable chef
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: on the West Coast. So the West Coast, I mean
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It's just that he like, who who?
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: Who did this?
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: The Poles are wrong, dude.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: The Poles are also you know what, the West Coast
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: people are highly unreliable, so it doesn't take much to
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: be reliable on the West Coast.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: How dare you?
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: It's true? We're all flakes out here?
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh that's a horrible thing
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: And we're immoral? Oh my god, and we oh okay, okay,
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: what I mean by that is okay. So I wouldn't categorize.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to say this, but I wouldn't
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: categorize like you or me or our friends in that
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: group because most of us that we know are like
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: from the Midwest or the East Coast that weren't born
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: and raised here. And I just find that, like when
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: I moved to California, you can't. It's such a vast
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: difference between New York, New York City and LA New
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: York City. Your word is your word. People show up
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: for appointments, people show up for meetings, show up for
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: their coffee dates in on the West Coast. In LA. Sorry,
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: something came up, Oh I forgot that was today. I'm
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: an hour late. Everything falls through nothing. It's like sand
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: in your hand.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: I've literally never had anyone cancel at me on the
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: West Coast. Thank you, damn.
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: Go Emily.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: We're on the go go. This is always in all
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: of our brains when we're walking and standing by our
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: commitments because we are.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: So I'm just saying, like broad strokes, in the entertainment business,
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: that's how I've found it to be, and that's my
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: own personal experience. I've also found plenty of people that
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: can co sign that with me, and I'm sorry that
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: you're not going to be one of them.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: But just okay, I would give you that in the
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: entertainment industry. Yes, there's some flakage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sorry if I I certainly didn't. I should have
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: said that first.
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  Speaker 1: But the entire West Coast is mostly Lukan Valley.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm not talking about that. I'm just talking about.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: La Yeah, okay, thank you. I said the entire fucking
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  Speaker 1: West Clast love beIN.
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: Ooops, what happened? I don't know. You know, when Klois
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: is talking about the entire West Coast, he's talking about
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: La only. Oh Kloise, Klois, Chloise, you are having a
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: little trouble in the tip meeting. I love the Glenn
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: called him out. Oh everybody's doing so great. Gosh oo boy,
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: I love you all so much. Let's do a group hug.
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  Speaker 2: Not you, Kloise, Not so fast, Kloisi. Luisi, make a
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: better choice, Kloise. You are not doing a good job. Kloise.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: You know what you need, Klois. A little advice from me,
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: how about you? I don't think outside the box.
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  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: He loves generic.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: Between Glenn and the charter guest that comes on, I
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: mean they they ran out of cliches, truly. Yeah, the
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: and and then later the wife and the charter ran
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: out of cliched toasts. I was like, we've exhausted them all.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: There's nothing left.
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  Speaker 2: What are someones that stood out to you? Oh my god,
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: we're gonna get sunburn We're gonna go sunburned out here.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: We're from Minnesota.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: It was more like now that now we're cooking with gas.
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: When the sales went up, it was just like I
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: wish I would have written them down because he had
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: he had some that. I was like, oh wow, I
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: hadn't heard that one. In a minute like it, it
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: was just like, uh, and I think the Midwest accent
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  Speaker 1: really helped lift those cliches right the top.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, really just beautifully risen bread.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't mean to skip over Crewe night, so.
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: I wasn't even there. We see a press preference sheet
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: meeting for Charter five or Sweet sixteen for and so
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: Chlois is really starting to take it seriously being called out,
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: and he is making notes. They're out at the crew
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: night and he is making notes at dinner about what
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: he's gonna do. He comes back to the boat, he's
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: in the galley making stuff.
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: A little pasta granny down there rolling out the yeah,
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  Speaker 1: pasta grand RABULI Yeah, I loved it.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: Good for him. It's about time a little fire under
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: that ass.
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I want I just like to see him
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: doing like taking notes and doing that like what you
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: see on the Bear, like when he's like really passionate
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: about a meal. I'm like, yeah, I think that's what
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: all these charter guests think the chef is doing, but
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: they're not right. So I was happy to see it.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: I was been excited to see what he did with it.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: Isn't it interesting that Daisy called him out several times
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: that didn't seem to affect him at all. But when
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: captain called him out and of course in front of everybody,
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: and in the most friendly way, barely admonishing him at
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: all by saying like, oh, you know, just think outside
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: the backs. Uh, he was rattled to his core.
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, because the captain's the captain. I mean, if
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: it was Sand, I don't think are you saying like
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: that he doesn't take direction from women.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on some level, I was like, he's not taking
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: it seriously enough from Daisy when he should have.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Well, also, Daisy wasn't very direct.
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sure. She kind of Yeah, she beat around
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  Speaker 2: the general.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: I think if it was Sandy, I think he would
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: have listened too. I think, you know, I think it
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: just was that Daisy wasn't clear and Glenn wasn't clear.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: But coming clear Daisy and a captain note, I think
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: I would have snapped two as well. Whatever you do is.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: Going to have hurdles. So, uh, you know, they go out,
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: nothing much happens. Keith doesn't want to get involved in
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: a love triangle with Danny.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: She's good news. Neither does Gary. Uh. Yeah, yeah, did
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: you see how hard Emma was hitting Gary at the table.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: She was like punching him hard.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: I know. I was like, well, that's how you fight
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: with your siblings.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: Also, like, where's that energy for the fucking ropes for
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: the pull deck.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: When you need to get a towel for the guests. Yeah,
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: use that same fisting.
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, use that same fisting technique to grab a
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: towel for a charter guest.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Okay. So yeah, in the morning, Gary is teaching Emma
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: how to drive it tender and it's just going terribly wrong.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: She's this is so rough.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: He was such a good teacher. I know how to
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: drive it tender now. And the fact that Emily Emma, yes, yes,
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: thank you after that episode, that she cannot receive anything
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: in it. Something's going off, yeah, can't. I mean it
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: was lessons.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: I think, and I'm sorry to speak out of turn,
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: but I think she's got ADHD.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: I think it goes deeper than that. I think it's
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: like the second well.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got the other issues that we talked about
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: with the sister and the sisters, the prized possession of
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: the family.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's accurate. I know she says that.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: I think it's a deep, deep, depression coupled with anxiety,
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: and like, I'm not yes, I'm not even gonna I
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: am absolutely diagnosing her.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: Well you know we are, Yeah, I mean.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: But the anxiety of somebody telling her how to do
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: something and her reacting like that, Like I don't even
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: know how she got this far.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: I don't either. She should have been fired so long ago.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Captain Lee would never ever ever stand for this. I
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: honestly think Captain Sandy would be like, all right, you
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: get one more chance, and that would have happened on
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: the first day.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Captain Captain Lee's rubbing me the wrong way.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know what his deal is,
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: why he has to go for Sandy every fucking chance
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: he gets in the press.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Is that happening still?
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, when saw it like a week ago, I was
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: gonna ask you about it anyway.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what did he say?
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: It was just more of the same, like I'll never like,
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: he like said something nice about another captain and then
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: he's like, but you know how I feel, I'll never say.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'll look it up, I'll send
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: it to you.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: He's just yeah, I don't know what's up.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's him and Emma have the same issue.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well get some medication, guys.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no truly, or you know what, go to the joint.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Yet.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Gary talks to Emma and he's like, do you really
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: want to be here? There's no sense of agency. I
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: don't know how to talk like Gary. He's like, smoke breaks,
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: you need to improve on your urgency initiative. And she's
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: just like, whoa, whoa, I don't drink coffee, no shit, yes,
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: start start sleeping, standing up, but we know that, Yeah,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: didn't take it well. And then Gary goes and tells
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Glenn about it, and he's like, all right, just let
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: it seem her down in a little bity, you know.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Gary's like a captain. He's like, what d.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Do?
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: What is the letter of the daity?
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: It goes on interesting stuff. Also, Emma's like to Gary,
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: you never given me. You've never given me feedback. And
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like like, this is this entire season has been
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: you getting feedback?
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Wow, we have the footage, we've seen it. Yeah, well yeah,
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: even a daisy. She usually stays in her lane and
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: in her department. But she's like, it seems like she's
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: lacking all the fucking skills to be here. She's like,
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Gary? I usually mind my own fucking business,
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: But does this girl even know what this is that
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: we're on right now?
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: She I get what Gary was saying to like, just
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: if you look urgent, have a look of urgency. She
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: cannot even produce that.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: He goes to grab that towel and she's like.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: When the yeah, the camera panned over and she's right there. Yeah,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: that was free arms dead down like I was like,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: oh my god, you.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Know what she would be good at the guards in
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: front of the Buckingham Palace hours.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she's got something good. Like clearly somewhere.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Everyone she got something, Emily, everybody's got good inside of them.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I think so. I think something snapped in a recent
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: time because she got this far.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe a siren took her soul. Oh now it makes
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: sense they do that. Oh yes, I forgot to tell
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: you about that, Emma. Okay, Gary, we need to go
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: reverse these soul extractions. So Gary, why didn't you get
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: your uh, get your school bigear on and go down
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: and go Oh and also, the sea witch took her voice,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: so go down there and get that back from Ursula.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: All right, sails up. Oh seven a ey knots of wind.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck that. I hated that sail up the sailor,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: especially with that crew. The I'm glad that the guests
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: really wanted it, but this this one gave me extra anxiety.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: No one was ready for it down below.
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  Speaker 2: And we're back talking below decks sailing at Sherry from
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Minnesota was born ready? How can you say that when
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: they're getting ready to sail. When she got on that boat,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: you know, she just was like, I am ready to sail.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I want it all. I want the wind in my hair.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I want to see that genu app. I want to
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: be tassed around like a wave, like a like a
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: ball with a seal playing with a ball. I want
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: to be flipped. I want to be hipped. I want
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: to be fucked up the ass. I'm just kidding.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And I want to use my own decorations and I
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: want an indoor birthday party, Get it going, Glen, Glenn?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Hello, was that a tampon? Insert that one of the
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: stews found on the ground. Yeah, yes, that's tough. That is.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I don't understand not using gloves when you're cleaning the bathrooms.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: A hundred yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I if it's an environmental thing, they probably,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: but you can have there's environmentally friendly gloves like I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't understand that at all.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean there's there's gonna be hurdles.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Right, there's going to be a sound drop for that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, whatever you do is going to have hurdles. Oh layer,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: you know we were going sailing now with Sherry and
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: her rag tag group of friends from Minnesota.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: They're her family.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Whatever or alrighty, I love when going on the tender
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: by the way, not for Glenn, sure whatever. Everybody on board, right,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: let's go clubbing a head baby Bavy Crocket thing of
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: the wild Frontier. Oh everybody? Yeah, the dishes were crashing
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: on that sale, people flying. Yeah that was fun. Oh cake?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: What about Sherry?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Oh she's like, I have four wardrobe changes?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Was that so? So they were her daughters and then
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: like her friends? Were they the glam team, because then
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: he was like doing her hair, the kid's hair.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know, and I'm like, these are the things
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: that I don't.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Ask ow they're not your encyclopedia cheese.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Louise, No, they sure not aren't are not?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: So?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Daisy was talking about how the Sweet sixteen dinner. She's
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: like they wanted to be fancy, and Cherry gives a
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: speech which wasn't much of a speech. It was like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: enjoy life as it comes. When the sun's sun rises
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: in the Midwest and sets somewhere else in the world,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: take the take the bullet from the horns, and lift
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: off my drop.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Woo what And then she picked it back up a
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: little later and said, just some more bullshit you'd read
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: in a card. And everybody's like, yeah, man.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Deep, yeah, as long as you say something. Chloy seems
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: to be doing a great job.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I know. It all looked amazing. I appreciated it. I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: would have been hungry afterwards, and this is why I
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: prefer family style.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Okay, I.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Can just keep on helping myself.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you, keep on keep it on.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my anxiety is right now.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: When Sherry was walking down those stairs. She ate shit
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: so hard. I know, we have not seen the likes
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: of anyone shitting so hard.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Shitting so hard, yes.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, not just just falling, falling down flat on
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: their face on the deck and just popping up like
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: no one's business.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Good on her, That good on her, That good on
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: her adrenaline. That's gonna hurt tomorrow so bad. If something's broken,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: she's gonna get through the night.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that looked like it hurt WHOA.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, I didn't skip my knees. I'm
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: all good. Her hip is shattered.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was tough to watch, but it was. It
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: was amazing.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Whatever you do is going to have hurdles, and you're
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: gonna walk through them and fall on your face for sure.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: So they go to the club and then they come
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: back and Emma gets her voice back from the sea
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: witch and marries Gary the Prince.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Like, say what you will about I don't know what
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the fuck happened off camera about Gary, Well, watching him
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: come out of a coma and addressing that ship that
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: was going to hit them.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I almost forgot because I didn't even write that down.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I was so captivated. That was crazy, crazy, you guys.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. I need and maybe we'll get the
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: full picture next week because Keith seems oblivious to it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: He's steering, Gary gets up, he's talking to Danny, right, Yeah,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: and for a split second he's the only one that
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: notices that catastrophe about to happen. Yeah, yeah, I want
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: him working on my boat.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Oh he's amazing. Like, yeah, we're gonna put aside who
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Gary as a person and all that other stuff, but
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: from the jump he has been he's a true pirate.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: He is an unbelievable sailor and that is no joke.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: We've seen him jump into action so many times. Yeah,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: and on sailing yacht it's a whole different game than
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: obviously on you know, the the cruise the cruisers and
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Colin too, you know, they're both like that's what you
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: know when we first start watching this, it's what's so
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: attractive when you see these men actually doing this work.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: It's very the women one hundred one hundred percent. So
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: when you see him jump into action like that, it
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: it is such a thrill. And I cannot believe how
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: that came out of nowhere. And you said that, uh,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: who was in the wheelhouse at that point, Keith.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: We just see a quick cut to Keith steering in
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: the wheelhouse. So but I'm thinking like, uh, yeah, I would.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I don't under we don't know exactly what happened. It
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: just was it just the way it was presented to
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: us in that last minute. It felt like Gary was
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the only one that knew and Keith is down there
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: steering because I in my mind, the wheelhouse has pointed
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: the other direction. But he's got TV you can see, yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: but I here are screens, but I I just think, yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: It did look like it was the back of the
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: boat by the way, right they're anchored though, you know
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: what I mean. So the wind is pushing them.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: And that other boat looks like it's going rogue, right happen.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: That's what it looks like. That's what it looks like
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: to me at this point that they're actually both moving, well,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: the Parcival is moving a little bit because of the wind. Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: and that boat it's I don't know, man, it's so
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: insane and Gary going like using his actual manual mouth
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: as a whistle, you know.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Instead of an air horn. I was like, where are
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: the air horns?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Because nobody knows yet. They don't even know enough to
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: even get the air horn going, to get a horn going,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: They don't know.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I just thought I thought that. I
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: thought that they had air horns on desk for sure.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's not at one yet. He's trying to
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: he's got to go get that the bumper thing it's called.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is that? I thought it was a bumper.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another name for it, but whatever, Okay, I'll
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: think of it in a second. So yeah, that's just
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: absolutely amazing.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, while the guests are waiting for Gary, right, because
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: that's why he's even awake. It was a fluke, he
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: was even awake.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: A fluke. Yeah, Oh that's what I like to call
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: a flu gone to sea a fluky. All right, go
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: into bed, all right, So looking forward to next week.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: You know, these types of cliffhangers are always exciting. Yeah, y'all,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: thanks for listening. Go head on over to uh let
• 29:16
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• 29:20
  Speaker 2: really enjoyed your company being here. You know, I like
• 29:24
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• 29:28
  Speaker 2: know yet I like I like you getting to know me,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: like like you like healing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Then thriving.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that, like the sea. Uh all right,
• 29:43
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• 29:45
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• 30:14
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