News Roundup: Shay Mitchell’s Rini, Dua Lipa x Bader, $1 Trillion Elon Pay
This week’s GlowJob News Roundup is pure chaos in the best way — celebrity scandals, billion-dollar power moves, and beauty industry BS getting exposed left and right.
Sasa and Julia kick things off with Shay Mitchell’s Rini kids skincare fiasco — toddler sheet masks, K-Beauty name-dropping, chemical fear-mongering, and why parents are getting played. Next, they tear into Dua Lipa’s surprise skincare line powered by Augustinus Bader, breaking down the price-per-ounce math that completely blows up Bader’s luxury mystique.
Then it gets even bigger: Kimberly Clark’s $48.7B takeover of Kenview…
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