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Brett Keane Alcoholic Drunk, Drug User, Darkness Lover, Kitten Eater, Satan Music · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brett Keane from God TV
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radio. I hope you're all having a
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blessed day out there. Drinking some purified.
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Drinking water, best choice. So there's a lot of gossip and
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rumors going around on the internet.
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There are Christians who are stating that?
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I'm a drug addict that I drink alcohol when I make my Youtube
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videos even though I haven't had a alcoholic drink and MMA ages.
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I think I had like one of those little tiny aquila's, the little
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bitty bottle, whenever I was celebrating New Year's and
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making my resolutions. But I wouldn't say that I'm
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like, sitting over here with a six-pack or something and just
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tearing it down while watching the football game, like most
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Americans do, as far as drugs go, they did legalize marijuana
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and weed and Missouri. I don't know if many of you've
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heard that and you know how many times I've been to that building
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where they're selling it right down the road in my town.
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Not once I did stop by at the local Dollar General and pick up
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some shampoo and some cleaning items for my home.
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But I just didn't find the desire to go in and get me any
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weed or blunts or roaches or anything like that.
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As far as drugs go. I think the most serious drug
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that I ever did well to whenever I was a kid, I was diagnosed
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with hyperactivity and attention disorder ADHD and all that kind
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of bullshit. So I ended up getting put on red
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one for a while there whenever I was a kid but I grew out of that
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and then I ended up getting injured at one point in time.
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Some back problems and also I Had a some lymph node problems
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that needed to be dealt with. So I ended up having to take
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something called oxycodone, and I think there was a little bit
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of a morphine drip there as well, but I didn't go out on the
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street looking for it. That's what the doctors gave me
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because I was in so much pain at the time.
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Have I been on? Morphine sense?
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Do I sit at home and shoot up heroin and snort cocaine off of
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my Well, I don't actually have a desk.
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This is a kind of a dresser thing that I'm sitting on my
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stuff on now. And to be honest with you, I
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couldn't even if I wanted to. Because if you go over to my
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patreon right now, I've got my link in the description.
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You'll see that I have zero supporters and I have zero
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people donating money to my PayPal.
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I did have a guy who actually called Nick who sent ten bucks.
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Trying to help me get a new computer that is set it about
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two thousand dollars only have like 900 and whatever required
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in order to get that new computer because the old one, I
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have this 10 years old it's got smoked out of coming out of it.
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You can have the smell of burnt wires.
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When you're standing just three feet away from it and I'm
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absolutely surprised. It's a miracle God that this
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machine still works. But you know, Know if we're
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going to be fair, it is a Dell, a Dell computer and Dells,
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you're massively badass, they tend to they tend to age.
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Well But this one is definitely going out of business.
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And I am concerned that one day it will go out.
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And then what will I do? I got other Christians who are
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basically saying, I'm a double worship her, that I worship
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Satan, all this kind of stuff, because I've done videos where
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I've talked about some of the negative passages in the Bible.
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Although, in those same videos, I say, I love God, I care about
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God, I respect God, the fact that I point out some of the
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evil and some of the nasty stuff in the Bible, this somehow, I
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guess, hurts my character for whatever. and according to
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Christianity, they've given me countless sweet verses in the
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Bible. They want me to preach about.
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They don't want to hear about all that Old Testament stuff.
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I get it, I get it. I don't like negativity myself
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brings me down, there was some Christians recently, who
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commented on my channel, and they also made some videos they
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say Brett. We can tell that you're evil, we
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can tell that you're, you know, endorsing demonic behavior.
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And their conclusion to that is because they say that I sit in
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the darkness, whenever I'm making my YouTube videos.
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Now usually when people say stupid shit like that I usually
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just let them keep on doing there.
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Then I keep letting them make dumb videos that will eventually
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plug and advertise my channel but I don't know.
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I woke up on the right side of the bed today, I'm feeling
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really good and I figured I'd respond to some of those people
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who bitch about the widening and a YouTube video.
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There's a couple different reasons why I do the black and
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white thing. One, it hides most of my room
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and I have this call it PTSD or paranoia or whatever.
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But I've had so much aggravation in trouble with some YouTubers
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out there that because of accidentally recording,
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something that had personal information on it or something.
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I didn't want people to see that, I've grown tired of that
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and that seems like it's easier to make.
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Videos where it looks completely dark, where people can only
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focus on me. And I've also looked at some
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psychological research out there that states that bright lights
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and things blinking and cutting away and all that kind of stuff
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can give people seizures. And it also distracts them from
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the actual message in the video. So, there is kind of a
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psychological thing there. and also for the fact that black and
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white, I don't know if you ever watched a movie in black and
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white, or a television show, how old some of you out there who
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are watching me, but I always liked the way Leave it to
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Beaver, and I Love Lucy, and the Twilight Zone looked at had kind
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of a, this mysterious Kind of suspense thing going on with
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that and plus, and hit a lot of the blemishes that the actors
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had. They all look like supermodels
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and the, and the dark. And, well, let's face it folks.
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I could use all the help I can get, I'm not the prettiest man
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on the planet. Although my wife tells me, I am
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granted, if you want to have a good marriage, a relationship.
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You should always endorse the idea that your wife is right
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about everything. And if she says, I'm beautiful,
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then I'm going to go with that. She also tells me a lot of other
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things too, in the dark. Oh, yeah.
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We won't go all there. There's another thing too.
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That some of you may not realize, when making videos And
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using software to record your videos.
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There's this little thing called filters.
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And what filters do is when you turn the Marne, they can add
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loud colors. They can have effects, they can
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do. All kinds of weird stuff, you
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know, cutesy stuff, little puppies, running across the
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screen holding balloons and their little jaws and then
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there's filters where you can do black and white.
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Now, when my filter black and white is not Arne, if you were
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sitting Sitting here with me right now.
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You would see that I have lighting pointed at me in
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different directions and the room.
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I have a lot of light probably got more light going on in my
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room. Then you have light going on in
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your room right now and I do that so I can get the clear
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picture that you see if I can get that 1080 720 resolution
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that we're all looking for. We all like that,
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high-definition look. So yeah, there is a lot of
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lighting. Whenever people make movies or
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television shows, they have to have a lot of lighting even if
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the filter is black and white or because they hadn't invented
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color television yet and I like it, I like it.
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There's also kind of a spiritual influence to it as well, and I'm
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not saying the devil or demons or anything, but I like rock and
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roll and I like heavy metal and one of the colors of the
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dissociates itself is black purple, you know?
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No spooky spooky stuff. I don't know.
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I've always felt comfortable with that.
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I don't think it means I'm evil. It just means that I grew up in
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the 80s and I love having metal and classic rock.
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I love 70s music also, from time, to time, when I'm playing
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Fallout, I like to listen to between 1930 and 1950 music, one
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of my favorite songs. Is mr.
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Lonely, Mr. Lonely, nobody loves me.
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I'm on my own and then I'll turn around and listen to Say your
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prayers little one. Don't forget my son to include
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everyone. I'll tuck you in warm within.
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Keep you free from sin. Till the Sandman he comes sleep
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with one eye, open gripping your pillow tight.
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See, I can listen to some old stuff and I also tend to like
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some country music as well. Oh, my exes living in Texas to
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whom to whom, or what? Is that one?
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All my friends live in those places.
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No, no, no. How does that?
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Go on my friends? Now I don't remember the lyrics,
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it's been a while since I listened to some Garth Brooks.
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So I apologize for that. I even like some Kenny Rogers,
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my family has thought for the longest time that Kenny Rogers
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and I might be related before he got the surgery and ended up
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looking like a goofy alien. You know that big puffy, white
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hair, you know, I had people actually see you look like a
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young Kenny Rogers there lady. You know you're the most
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important thing in my life. Lady.
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Yeah, I listen to all kinds of different genre of music. but I
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just wanted to let you all know since you're so concerned about
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me, making all these videos stating that I'm on drugs and
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alcohol and I'm over here, you know, smoking Blunts and
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roaches, and all that. I just wanted to let you know,
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that's not the case. I'm too poor to get a drug
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habit, going these little bitty devices right here, they help
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calm me down and they tell me out there Vape.
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I used to smoke cigarettes all the time. but my wife told me
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that, She told me if you're going to smoke cigarettes, you
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have to go out on the deck. I have to go outside every time
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and unfortunately, there's snow it gets cold and sometimes it's
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too hot. And I hate the heat, the heat
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gives me the shits. I don't like, it makes me sick,
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makes me feel nauseous. Makes me feel like I'm gonna
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pass out, so I don't always want to go out on the deck to smoke a
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cigarette. So, I get these little things
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and they don't really have that much nicotine in them.
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In fact, me and my wife, we've argued with each other about
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this because I tell her if I'm going to smoke Vape, I want to
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smoke Vapes that taste like actual cigarettes.
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I want something that's very close.
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To what cigarettes taste like. But instead she gets me Hawaiian
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Punch coconut. Oranges Peaches.
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I mean, I said honey, why even bother going and getting me a
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vapor? Want you to stick a straw into
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a, like a fucking banana or something and we'll go that
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route. There's no need to even buy
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these things. If I'm going to be smoking fruit
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juice all damn day. My wife thinks I got a great
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sense of humor. Well I hope I got something
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going good for me. She says, she loves my sense of
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humor. It always makes you smile and
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laugh. Don't have much else going for
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me. Nowadays, couldn't couldn't
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light a campfire with these looks.
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That's for sure. It is what it is.
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I also discovered while making my videos that if I move my head
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a certain way, I look like Chris Farley or Jay Leno.
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Yeah, this like toad. Chind is drops.
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I don't know what the hell that's all about.
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So if I do this it's a little bit better but if I put my head
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down It's like Chris Farley or something.
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You guys like Chris Farley. I like Chris Farley.
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Poor guy. He was on some massive Coke.
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Mmm. Yep, I'll tell you some some
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real things about me so you don't have to gossip and rumors,
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let me tell you some actual facts about me that you can make
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videos about that are true. That some of you may actually
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consider really bad and terrible because there's so many flaws
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and blemishes that I have you might as well be able to use a
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stuff that is real. As opposed to just make shit up
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and complain about the fucking Lighting in my room, ladies and
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gentlemen. As far as it goes with my wife,
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married for almost 30 years. I'm an absolute pervert whenever
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it comes to her. Yeah, complete completely
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dysfunctional, wound up. Sexual toy is what I am.
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I like drinking soda even though it causes me serious problems
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and eating chicken. I've learned in the last couple
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of years that if I take an allergy pill or night coiler, I
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mean, it's somehow resolves, a lot of my issues.
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So, ever, since I found the cure for that, I've been just sucking
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down sodas and chicken left and right Coca-Cola.
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Oh yeah, mmm. Another thing that's really
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awful about me my wife and I, we have over 20 cats, we didn't go
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out and buy them. They're not some kind of exotic
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cat from Egypt. And they've had dozens and
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dozens of kittens, we don't believe in taking animals to the
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vet and having them neutered and all that.
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We feel like we ought to let nature take its course and do
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what it's going to do. We have dogs that come by and
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eat the food. Possums.
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And raccoons and other little creepy ass animals.
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We've even had an armadillo, which shocked me because I
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thought the fuckers lived out in the desert, but they hang out
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around here. So we're taking care of kittens,
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we take care of puppies, we take care of animals and we could do
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an entire YouTube channel just based upon her fucking animals
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alone, but there is something evil.
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I've done to my animals that is just so scary and terrible that
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a lot of you will eventually make videos about and that's
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every once in a while when I'm standing there with my wife and
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I were watching a little kittens and cats eat food.
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I'll say something like, hmm, don't they look look delicious.
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We could make some cat soup baby and look at that big furry one
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over there are them possums over there.
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Wouldn't they make a good hat or some shoes?
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Of course, I'm never going to touch a hair on any of these
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creatures. Little sweet bodies and all
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that, but I have said some things like that.
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My wife's like, oh, Brad, that's just terrible, that's horrible.
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And I'm like, I'm just kidding baby.
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I'm just kidding and then we laugh and walk off into the
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sunset. Another habit that I have, that
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is really going to turn off the church.
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Goers out there. I like listening to deicide and
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Slayer and testament. I like death metal, I like heavy
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metal. I like thrash.
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I like speed metal not speed, like in the drug.
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I think most of you can tell when watching my videos and laid
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back and chill and all that don't have any kind of symptoms
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of being someone who takes. Is speed right now.
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You'd think I'm going to do a little running all over the
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place, like the Energizer Bunny. So yeah.
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Who knows though, maybe if you guys start supporting me on
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patreon or something some donations and, you know, cutting
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that 10% tithing, that preaches, keep getting off, you and send
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me a buck every once in a while. Maybe I would be able to afford
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some shitty habits. I don't know.
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Don't have the desire for it, but I'm just saying.
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Can't have possibilities unless you have a little bit of wealth.
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Well, besides all that. I'm going to be doing a live
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show tonight. 7:00 p.m. central. I'm probably going to take a
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little bit of a nap. Relax, some and we'll open it
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up. I'll put the public link out for
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everybody. I think it's already out, all
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you got to do is just go to the video where it's broadcast and
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there's a blue box with the link in it, you click on it, I had a
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Christian friend who said Brett one of the reasons why a lot of
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religious people may not be able to get in the room is because
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they don't understand the Ins are kind of stupid and I said,
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really come on. It actually has a big blue line
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that says, join the show with a link on it.
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All they have to do is take their little mouse and click on
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it and then they'll be in there and he goes yeah but once they
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get into the actual interface that ask them, what kind of
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microphone they want to use in camera and all this and I'm like
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yeah what's the problem was he got to do is just click on the
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little drop down menu they pick their camera.
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They pick their mic and While they're ready to rock and roll
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talk to the king and he goes well you gotta really help them
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along and this is a Christian guy.
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He's saying that he's been around so many Christians that
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they're too fucking stupid to figure out how to click the
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link. So I had to go into descriptive
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detail on how this works. Now, that wasn't me, I never
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imagined that anybody in the year 2023 was that fucking dumb.
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But since that is the case, according to my buddy, I'm going
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to go ahead and give it to you. Once you click on that link, the
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browser is going to open up. That's what happens when you
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click links. It's going to ask you for a
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fucking camera mic setup. If you don't have a camera or
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you don't want to use your camera, then you go down below.
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There's a bunch of buttons. One looks like a mic one, looks
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like a camera. If you exit the camera button,
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it'll show an avatar of you. It will also ask you to put in
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the display name that you want to use.
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Use like if you want to come in and your name is Bartholomew
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will, then you write that in the little fucking entry box, and
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then after all that shit, there's another button that says
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enter, and when you click that surprisingly, the heavens will
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open up, open up in the light will come down on you and you
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will be illuminated and become a glorified body and find yourself
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in the presence of bright cane and all of his associates and
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it's as simple as that girls and boys.
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That's simple. Well, I look forward to seeing
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you all. I hope you have a wonderful day.
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I'm going to go shoot up. Some harrowing snort some crack,
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or smack or cocaine. I don't even know how you do it.
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And what order, oh, there is one last thing that I wanted to say.
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There are still rumors after all these years that I'm a big-time
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mac and cheese eater. No, no, I think mac and cheese
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is okay. If I'm starving to death, then
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I'll eat mac and cheese. But I'm really, honestly, I'm
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more of a rare steak, man. I like it.
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When my meat bleeds. Yeah.
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Oh yeah. Okay.
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I'm going to put this in My Personal Diary playlist.