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Full Show 5-29-26: Faking It · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we're getting in and we're getting out, in and out,
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  Speaker 3: in and out like the restaurant. Yes, that's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: our show today. Welcome to the Alabama Show. We're in
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  Speaker 3: and out. Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 4: In and out, Hey, we'll be gone.
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  Speaker 3: We got a big announcement at nine. That's it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because we're in and then we're out seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: Ask Alabama eight o'clock. I'm faking it. And then we're
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  Speaker 3: out and then we're out. We're gonna go enjoy our weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Happy Friday. Good morning. Hopefully you're hopefully your workdays like
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  Speaker 3: that too. It's Friday. Tell your boss, Hey, boss.
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  Speaker 1: We're in it out.
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  Speaker 3: We're in and out. We're leaving our leave our early today.
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  Speaker 3: You have my permission. If your boss tells you you can't,
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  Speaker 3: say Alabama said I could.
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  Speaker 4: And if they say that doesn't count, say whos Blake
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  Speaker 4: also said I'm allowed to leave, So you've got two permissions. Sure,
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  Speaker 4: in and out?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, good morning, Thank you for listening to the show.
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  Speaker 3: What the Hell headlines Crazy things people are doing in
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  Speaker 3: the news. That's on the way six fifty and eight fifty.
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  Speaker 3: If you have good news, call and share yours. Eight
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  Speaker 3: three three five O one Bama and thanks for being here.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Boys are making AI girlfriends and it's messing up their
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  Speaker 3: real relationships.
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  Speaker 4: What they have actual girlfriends and they're getting a new one.
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  Speaker 3: Like this is a article that just came out. More
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  Speaker 3: and more boys are creating online girlfriends using AI and
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  Speaker 3: it's ruining how they learn to have real life relationships.
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  Speaker 3: And now all these experts are coming out and saying
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  Speaker 3: this is going to ruin future human relationships because in
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  Speaker 3: the real world you cannot create the perfect person, but
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  Speaker 3: people are making AI perfect people and then they're holding
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  Speaker 3: that to the standard.
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  Speaker 4: It's a whole thing that is insane.
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  Speaker 1: Why the.
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  Speaker 2: Super Easy Trivia with the Yellabama Show?
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  Speaker 3: running eighty The girl slow down? You're spading and you
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  Speaker 3: just admitted it. On the radio. Come get me okay,
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Okay, Crystal, Let's play super Eazy trivia and get
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  Speaker 3: I love y'all. You just made my weekend.
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  Speaker 3: has already had more than two hundred and twenty five
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I was excited.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. We're done. We're just we're more. At the
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Carolyn. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 6: I think my husband's mistress is stalking me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, Oh my gosh. That's why we do ask Alabama.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully we can help if you ever have an issue.
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  Speaker 3: Called the show. Eight three thirty five I one Bama
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  Speaker 3: is the number?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: What is going on?
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  Speaker 6: My husband and I are separated after I've found out
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  Speaker 6: that he's been having an.
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  Speaker 3: Affair for years? Okay. I started getting messages.
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  Speaker 6: A few months ago from random accounts telling me that
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  Speaker 6: my husband was having an affair and actually giving me
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  Speaker 6: details about trips that he was going on with this
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  Speaker 6: other woman.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, So I confronted.
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  Speaker 6: Him about it and he admitted to everything. They even
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  Speaker 6: have a child together.
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  Speaker 3: No, he and I have three, So you have three
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  Speaker 3: kids with him and he has been having an affair
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  Speaker 3: and had another child with the mystery woman. What did
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  Speaker 3: you do?
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  Speaker 6: I loved him and I moved in with my mother,
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  Speaker 6: Thank god, well, now, the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Is the Cuckoo mistress. She keeps showing up to places
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  Speaker 3: that I go to.
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  Speaker 6: She even showed up with a playground where I was
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  Speaker 6: with my kids.
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  Speaker 3: Was it just the playground or was there anywhere else?
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  Speaker 6: I take my girls to get their hair done, we
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  Speaker 6: get ice cream, and I could have sworn the place
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  Speaker 6: where I go all the time that I saw her there.
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  Speaker 3: Do you say anything to your husband about it?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 6: I talked him about and he said that I'm probably
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  Speaker 6: stalking her and going to places she goes to.
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  Speaker 3: Oh heck no.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So this has just gotten out of hand and I.
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  Speaker 3: Feel like I'm going crazy. I don't even know what
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  Speaker 3: to do about this. The mistress is stalking me.
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  Speaker 4: Producibly, I would say get a restraining order, but this
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  Speaker 4: one's difficult.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you handle this.
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  Speaker 3: Call the show. I see girls fighting on TikTok all
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  Speaker 3: the time over a gun. It's so crazy. Have you
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  Speaker 3: ever dealt with something like this? Eight three three five
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  Speaker 3: oh one Bama is the number? That's eight three three
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  Speaker 3: five oh one two two six y two.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show?
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  Speaker 3: A U haul trailer disappeared for fourteen years and then
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  Speaker 3: just casually showed back up like nothing happened.
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  Speaker 1: Why.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if it was still in my pristine condition
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  Speaker 4: or if it's raggedy.
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  Speaker 3: So a U haul trailer randomly ended up back at
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  Speaker 3: a store in central New York after being missing for
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  Speaker 3: fourteen years. They dropped it back off in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of the night and said nothing. Listen to one of
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  Speaker 3: the employees talk about it. So I when to open
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, well, that's not normal. And then I was
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  Speaker 7: looking for the license plate. License plate's gone too, so
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  Speaker 7: I knew something was up.
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  Speaker 3: For fourteen years.
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  Speaker 7: Multiply that by thirty dollars a day and be about
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  Speaker 7: one hundred and fifty three thousand dollars. And then you
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  Speaker 7: have to add on the tax of course, So that
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  Speaker 7: rounded up to about one hundred and sixty five thousand.
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  Speaker 3: That's how much it would have cost to have rented
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  Speaker 3: a U haul trailer for fourteen years.
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  Speaker 3: I'm faking it in the worst way ever.
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  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Alabama with producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: That's me.
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  Speaker 3: I have to do a panel tonight. I was asked
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  Speaker 3: city to talk about how great our city is questionable.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, apps freaking lutely, because if you follow me,
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  Speaker 3: I've got a tattoo of all of my favorite landmarks
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  Speaker 3: from our town on my arm. I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I can do that. Last night the girl sent the
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  Speaker 3: questions that she sent into the panel. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what the freak I'm doing. I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: thought it would be easy. The questions are like, how
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  Speaker 3: do you think we could improve our infrastructure? What do
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  Speaker 3: you think is better with like all these hard questions
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  Speaker 3: that I have no idea. I was like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: get up here and sound like an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: No, this is a great way to help. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean?
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  Speaker 3: But I don't know the It's like the hardest questions
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  Speaker 3: you're out in the community.
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  Speaker 4: You know how to answer these.
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  Speaker 3: I don't because I don't. I live in the country.
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  Speaker 3: I go home and go take care of my birds.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna freeze. I'm so afraid I'm gonna get up
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  Speaker 3: there and freeze. Like I've been studying this morning and
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  Speaker 3: thinking of my questions and how I'm gonna answer them.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, if you could change one thing about our city?
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  Speaker 3: What would it be?
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  Speaker 1: How?
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  Speaker 3: What's what sets us apart? What? Like all these things?
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  Speaker 3: I am panicking. I can help you with these.
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  Speaker 4: I go around the sit even from here, so I
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  Speaker 4: am I can handle it. I can help you out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want your help. I don't trust you.
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  Speaker 4: You go, you go handle it then by yourself, and
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait until you mess up.
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  Speaker 3: I know I said yes and didn't think about it,
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  Speaker 3: and now I'm I'm like, oh, no, what am I doing.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a fraud. I think I will
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  Speaker 3: be fine by the time it gets to it, but
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  Speaker 3: I am really bad. I have a bad habit of this.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say yes to everything and then figure it out later,
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  Speaker 3: and I always catch myself being like, oh, what did
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  Speaker 3: I just get myself into.
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  Speaker 4: I've witnessed it, yes, and this being the big one.
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  Speaker 4: Even though I could help you, but you don't want
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  Speaker 4: to accept my help.
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  Speaker 3: I'll show you call the show though. Eight three three
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  Speaker 3: five oh one BAMA is the number. Because I feel
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  Speaker 3: like people do this with their jobs all the time,
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  Speaker 3: Like you'll say yes that you can do something, but like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I really can't. I don't know why I said yes
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  Speaker 3: to this what'd you do? Eight three three five oh one.
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  Speaker 3: Bama is the number. That's eight three three five oh
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  Speaker 3: one two two six two.
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