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Hating Social Media + Billy's Weird Dog Habits · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Now this morning show in Boston.
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  Speaker 2: Billy and Lisa in the morning. It's just a great
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  Speaker 1: So we're buzzing about this floating hot tub that just
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  Speaker 1: launched in Boston. Have you seen this thing. It's literally
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  Speaker 1: a hot tub on water. It fits up to six
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  Speaker 1: people and you can rent it go out for a
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  Speaker 1: couple of hours. It goes very slow, around three miles
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  Speaker 1: an hour, but they have a speaker. You can bring
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  Speaker 1: your own booze and have a good time. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, lot of questions around this.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to do this hot tub boat, and
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  Speaker 3: I would also be a little apprehensive too. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you're drinking and there is a steering wheel, so it
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  Speaker 3: looks like you steer your way through Boston Harbor. I
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  Speaker 3: mean they're going to trust us drunk curls with traveling
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  Speaker 3: through the water.
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  Speaker 1: And how do you get back?
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  Speaker 3: Does it navocate you back after two hours?
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  Speaker 1: What if you get lost?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what doc do you go to?
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  Speaker 4: Who drives you home?
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  Speaker 3: An uber after we're drunk questions?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you set sail out of Atlantis Marina?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think you probably maybe should just stay
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  Speaker 5: close to the marina, right, That's what I would do.
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  Speaker 1: Who's driving the hot tub you are?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no captain of the hot tub and right
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  Speaker 5: next to Logan Airport, so the jets are coming in
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  Speaker 5: and out too.
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  Speaker 6: It's a very active harbor. Like I thought, this is
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  Speaker 6: a great idea. You know, everybody has questions.
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  Speaker 2: And well, it opened two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 5: They have it in Chicago, So if you've done it,
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  Speaker 5: you've been out there, please reach out to us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So I'm not sure, but the hot tub boat, if
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  Speaker 7: it's in Winthrop out of Atlantis Marina, then they're not
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  Speaker 7: going to be going into inner Boston Harbor. There's no
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  Speaker 7: way they're going to make it that far Winter Bay
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  Speaker 7: to the Inner Harbor area, and Winter Bay itself is
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  Speaker 7: usually pretty quiet, So I guess that's the plan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the calm waters north of Logan.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she makes a good point, because Marina, if you're
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  Speaker 6: approaching Winthrop by water, you know what the what they
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  Speaker 6: call the milk bottles out there Deer Island. You come
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  Speaker 6: in behind the boats and you go up river. So
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  Speaker 6: you're going up river for quite a way into Winthrop.
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  Speaker 6: See this is already making a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so it sounds safer them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Then you're not going out at three miles an hour
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  Speaker 6: in a little hot tub. You're not getting out to
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  Speaker 6: Boston Harbor. Okay, Well, because there's some concern.
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  Speaker 8: You know, I don't know if y'all have seen this
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  Speaker 8: hot tough boat, but the edge is like four or
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  Speaker 8: five inches.
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  Speaker 4: From the water and one big wave about whole thing.
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  Speaker 6: There aren't a lot of big waves going into Winter Bay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure they thought this through.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean it's a very successful operation.
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  Speaker 5: Right, but there are other boats in Winthrop that area, right,
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  Speaker 5: that will create wake.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, Yeah, they could have done the Charles River.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, You're right.
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  Speaker 6: I could call my buddy Rayyah, who owns a marina
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  Speaker 6: right there in Winter Harbor.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, Atlantis Marina could be his. Actually, yeah, you're right,
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  Speaker 1: and either way he'll have some information.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you will.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they can switch it to the Charles River. I
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  Speaker 1: would never go up to Charles like their boats like ants.
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  Speaker 1: Well never mind, Well that was for July.
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  Speaker 6: But I did get a text from somebody saying it
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  Speaker 6: sounds like it makes a lot more sense on Charles
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  Speaker 6: River than it does in the But you're not going
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  Speaker 6: into the harbor.
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  Speaker 1: We've learned that already.
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  Speaker 2: We've learned that there's a major issue.
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  Speaker 6: Where do you pe.
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  Speaker 9: You're not peeing in the hot top on your friends,
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  Speaker 9: You're not getting out into harbor and gross, give me
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  Speaker 9: a couple of drinks and put me in water.
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna need to pay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's another concern.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean people are wearing diapers in concerts. Now,
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  Speaker 6: maybe they wear I will.
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  Speaker 5: Say that they clean it and they drain it after
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  Speaker 5: every single yeuse.
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  Speaker 1: So you just you just pay it, so you just.
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  Speaker 2: Drink disgusting that you cannot do it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they do put chlorine or bromine in it
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  Speaker 1: to clean the water.
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  Speaker 6: So again, we're just looking for answers because.
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  Speaker 1: We want to do it. We want to go win
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  Speaker 1: the hot time past. Where are they going to? Where
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  Speaker 1: else are they going to peep? Well, you have to
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  Speaker 1: hold it or you're drinking. You could pee over the side,
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  Speaker 1: or you could Well, that's a you could catch a
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  Speaker 1: case for that. That's in decent exposure. You can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: You're among friends. Who's going to sue you? Well, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, you're drunk anyway, who cares if you're sitting in.
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  Speaker 6: Well, okay, you're assuming everybody's drunk. They might just be
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  Speaker 6: going out to have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. Some may not be drinking, but if they are,
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  Speaker 1: they might be in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but it just sounds so bizarre. In the
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  Speaker 2: middle of Boston Harbor.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's just like a Yeah, it's like a
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  Speaker 5: floating bathtub.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we've cleared that up. They're not going out into
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  Speaker 6: Boston Harbor. It'd probably be.
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  Speaker 5: Cut in half of it's in the calm waters north
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  Speaker 5: of Logan Airport, and they're leaving out of Atlantis marina.
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  Speaker 1: In Winthrop isn't in Winthrop's.
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  Speaker 11: About the hot tub excursion. I actually live in Winthrop
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  Speaker 11: and we're planning on doing it soon. But I've seen
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  Speaker 11: a couple of videos on TikTok and it goes really slow.
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  Speaker 11: Three miles an hour is really not that fast. So
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  Speaker 11: you're really not getting that far into the ocean. You
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  Speaker 11: may as well stay in that marina where you're at
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  Speaker 11: and just enjoy the Winthrop scenery.
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  Speaker 2: You're not getting far.
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  Speaker 6: Trust me, it's beautiful Winthrop. I'm calling Ray. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: call them right now alive on the radio. No, that's
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  Speaker 6: not otherwise known as rotten Lawton.
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  Speaker 1: What do you can? You turn your Folah, turn your
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  Speaker 1: billy with him.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to be in a meeting about that and
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  Speaker 5: Google Billy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 12: So I really really want to go one of these boats.
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  Speaker 12: I remember seeing videos of them in other cities. I
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  Speaker 12: do feel like it's going to be a little hectic
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  Speaker 12: in Boston. I just I mean, I know they go
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  Speaker 12: really slow, and I feel like it will give you
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  Speaker 12: time to like turn away from other boats, or like
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  Speaker 12: other boats will have time to turn away from you,
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  Speaker 12: Like I don't think anything's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know why.
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  Speaker 12: I have a feeling that in Boston it will get
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  Speaker 12: a little crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, again, it's not going in Boston. We cleared that up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's one answer we've gotten so far. Okay, it's not going.
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  Speaker 6: It's in Winthrop Bay, commer waters, the calm waters of
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  Speaker 6: North Winthrop Bay.
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  Speaker 1: What do they say, at least in the ad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's literally you're going three miles per hour
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  Speaker 5: and the calm waters north of Logan Airport.
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  Speaker 2: You leave set sale out of Atlanta's marina.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to be caught in the waves
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  Speaker 1: of Codzilla. Oh no, that figure eight will take your
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  Speaker 1: right out. That's that's that's not going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: They've done this in Chicago. They they've done this in Copenhagen.
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  Speaker 1: So and now here in Boston and now here, you're
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  Speaker 1: not going to be surrounded by booze cruises. No, all right, no,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Well, enjoy the hot tub, everybody, and tell.
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  Speaker 13: You from the Planet Fitness Kids one O eight Studios,
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  Speaker 13: we're back with the Villy and Lisa.
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  Speaker 6: In the morning, we were talking off the air a
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  Speaker 6: couple of minutes ago about social media, and what about
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  Speaker 6: social media really annoys us? And apparently Lisa, there's a
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  Speaker 6: whole list of things that annoy people.
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  Speaker 1: Well and least the trends could be something that annoys people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all the new trends, like that's the newest trend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: TikTok trend here, it's so true.
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  Speaker 5: But I do have a few, a few on this
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  Speaker 5: list that I think we can probably all agree on.
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  Speaker 5: The First one is the all garithm, the non chronological
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  Speaker 5: feedt It's frustrating for a lot of people when you're
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  Speaker 5: not seeing what you want to see right. Another one
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  Speaker 5: is sympathy or not in order. Another one is sympathy seeking.
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  Speaker 5: I'm making cryptic posts to get attention, but refusing to
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  Speaker 5: elaborate in the comments really annoying. Another one is humble bragging,
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  Speaker 5: posting a photo to brag while pretending itself deprecating.
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  Speaker 1: I give you an example of that. It would be
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  Speaker 1: doing what Yeah, yeah, I'll just leave that one.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll just see it. I'm going to move on.
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  Speaker 5: Another one is over sharing children. That a lot constantly
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  Speaker 5: posting photos of your kids.
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  Speaker 1: So here's the thing about that, Like for me personally,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that people get very upset when people criticize
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  Speaker 1: their kids or say anything about their kids. I know
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent when I post my kids that people
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  Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't some people do, and some
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  Speaker 1: people don't like. They don't care. They don't like my
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  Speaker 1: kids or my family. It's that they don't really, they
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  Speaker 1: just don't care.
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  Speaker 14: I know.
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  Speaker 1: But I know that when I post. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: for anyone that ever asks me or says anything to
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  Speaker 1: me about it. If you follow me on social media,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna post things like work and family because that's
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  Speaker 1: my life. Yeah what I mean. But I understand you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to see my kids, and I'm perfectly fine
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  Speaker 1: with that. But I don't want to see them either.
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  Speaker 1: Call me crazy.
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  Speaker 6: What if you're constantly posting your children, how are you
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  Speaker 6: going to explain to them to get off the screen
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  Speaker 6: and when.
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  Speaker 1: They get a little bit older.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the screen time issue is a big issue
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  Speaker 1: with children, and it's hard to get in the way
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  Speaker 1: from it if you've been putting them on screen time yourself.
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  Speaker 1: M Yeah, you also have to be careful with kids too.
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  Speaker 1: It's like there's weird people out there.
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  Speaker 5: Well, This is constantly posting photos of kids who can't
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  Speaker 5: consent to their lives being documented.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a big thing. The other one is airing personal.
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  Speaker 5: Drama, posting intimate personal financial or family drama publicly just
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  Speaker 5: to get attention.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, happens all the time. Facebook is infamous for that,
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  Speaker 1: or to trigger or go fund me. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: people do that.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The funny thing is is a it serves a good purpose.
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  Speaker 1: It really does in most cases. Yeah. Yeah, Well, like
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  Speaker 1: if you're putting a go fund me out for like
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  Speaker 1: you need a new car, you know, help help me
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  Speaker 1: get a new car? Can you donate to my goal?
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  Speaker 1: Some people get one. Yeah. Yeah. I have a friend
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  Speaker 1: now that's battling cancer, and is it go fund me
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  Speaker 1: for him? And it's doing very very well. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: it does. It's absolutely absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: We were talking off the air about the lip thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is my a number one.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know who started it, why it exists and
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  Speaker 6: why it's constant. Just the posing for a picture on
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  Speaker 6: social and it's always like you're holding a drink at
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  Speaker 6: a bar somewhere, or you know, we have to see what.
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  Speaker 1: You're having for dinner. That's another one the food. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what you're eating.
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  Speaker 2: That's a big one.
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  Speaker 6: You know, don't show me the plate at dinner time.
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  Speaker 6: But it's the pursing of the lips. So the tersting
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  Speaker 6: what do they call it when they roll up?
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  Speaker 1: Is it the du yes?
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  Speaker 2: Like what the Kardashian ago?
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  Speaker 1: Why is that still going on? Who started that? Oh? God, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see it's it was really big. Okay, they'll do
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  Speaker 1: it into the camera. There's a camera fronty, Yeah, duck.
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  Speaker 2: But do you guys like the food posting? The constant
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  Speaker 2: like this is what I had for dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's two different types for me, right, I understand
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  Speaker 1: what Bill's saying, you're showing your dinner. I understand that
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  Speaker 1: food influences are great for me. It's the people who
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  Speaker 1: are gorging on food. Yeah, the muck bangs. It's disturbing
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  Speaker 1: and and what's sad is that they're killing themselves.
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  Speaker 6: They're not only killing themselves, but their followers are cheering
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  Speaker 6: them on.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, every time.
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  Speaker 6: You get a new follower, that follower is someone that
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  Speaker 6: knows you're trying to kill yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're also generating income because all the engagement of
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  Speaker 1: people that it's rage baiting essentially, it is, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so they're commenting and liking it, and they're sharing the
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  Speaker 1: post to all their friends and that they're making money
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  Speaker 1: from it.
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  Speaker 6: But they're killing at least twelve mark bangers that you
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  Speaker 6: watch every day.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we talked about algorithm. Yeah, my whole algorithm is
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  Speaker 1: people doing muck.
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  Speaker 6: Bangs, like giant amounts of food, Yeah, piled on top
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  Speaker 6: of each other, and they're gonna sit and eat it
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  Speaker 6: in one sitting.
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  Speaker 1: But it's actually there was a sad element to this.
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  Speaker 1: There's there's one in particular who weighs about five hundred
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  Speaker 1: pounds and if you scroll down on his page you
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  Speaker 1: can see just a couple of years ago he weighed
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  Speaker 1: about one hundred and fifty pounds. Wow, so he's gained
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  Speaker 1: all this weight from eating on solid.
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  Speaker 2: Getting because he just wants the attention. It's like, it's
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  Speaker 2: it's people.
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  Speaker 5: Well, they're they're addicted to negative attention, yes, in a
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  Speaker 5: lot of ways, and social media is just driving.
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  Speaker 1: That and people pay them to eat more. Yes, yep,
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  Speaker 1: you keep eating. Here's more money. Yeah, Like what is
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  Speaker 1: going on? My wife and I have a going way
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  Speaker 1: back when we first got together with Facebook and into
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  Speaker 1: you know, Instagram and TikTok. We have a rule in
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  Speaker 1: our marriage where we do not put any of our
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  Speaker 1: drama or fights or anything, no subliminal posts, nothing about
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  Speaker 1: our personal marriage on.
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  Speaker 5: Right, right, And I one hundred percent agree with you, Like,
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  Speaker 5: there's no place for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But it is funny though, because you can always
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  Speaker 1: tell when people break up. You know, it's the subliminal
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  Speaker 1: post thing. It's the changing of the profile picture, like
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  Speaker 1: you know, when stuff's going on. Ye yeah, you know, wow, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty crazy. One thing I hate.
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  Speaker 10: That people do on social media is post about this
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  Speaker 10: big news they got coming they can't wait to tell you,
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  Speaker 10: and then you never hear about it. Just spit it out,
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  Speaker 10: don't make us wait because whatever you've got to say
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  Speaker 10: probably isn't that important anyways.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, that's like a that's like a radio rule, right,
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  Speaker 1: you never tease something and not follow through.
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  Speaker 5: But that was on this list, like sympathy seeking, making
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  Speaker 5: cryptic posts and then not following up on them.
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  Speaker 1: Right yeah, putting something out there and then just leaving
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  Speaker 1: it alone, letting you just burn.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I also don't like the stupid trend things, like you know,
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  Speaker 6: a person just posing and doing something stupid on TikTok
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  Speaker 6: or something. In fact, if my producer is listening over
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  Speaker 6: it to me Boston Dining Playbook right now, they're expecting
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  Speaker 6: me to do a couple of those today, which I
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  Speaker 6: will not be doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm making this formal announcement, Lisa. He will want to know.
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  Speaker 6: There's because they send me a video of an example,
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  Speaker 6: and it's just you're walking down the street mining your
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  Speaker 6: business and then a couple of people walk by and
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  Speaker 6: you screaming, shouting their face for no reason.
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  Speaker 1: But you why would I do every trend It's on
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  Speaker 1: the dining plate playbook instant against my will I know.
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  Speaker 2: But again, if you're listening, producer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't even asked today.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think that Billy will do it. He's just
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  Speaker 5: lashing out right now because because this is a safe
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  Speaker 5: space for him. But later he's going to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a long way. It's the radio show. Don't pay atten,
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  Speaker 1: that's the dumb radio. This is the TV.
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  Speaker 13: This is Big Time from the Planet Fitness Kiss, one
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  Speaker 13: of eight studios.
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  Speaker 2: We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: What up, everybody? Welcome back to a Wednesday morning the
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  Speaker 1: Billy and Lisa Show. I'm justin. Billy's here, Lisa's here,
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  Speaker 1: Producer Riley. Of course, a reminder coming up nine ten
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  Speaker 1: this morning, we have a trip to Las Vegas for
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Not just a trip, but also
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: one thousand dollars in spending cash. That happens at nine
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  Speaker 1: to ten. You'll see Benson, Boons, Zra Larson, Bts and
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  Speaker 1: so many more. So make sure you're here for that.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: In the meantime, I want to go back to this moment.
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  Speaker 1: So Lisa's birthday was recently. We snuck her two sons,
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  Speaker 1: Max and Riley in the building and put them to
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  Speaker 1: the test of who knows their mom best when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to The Billy and Lisa Show. Of course, time pain, time,
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  Speaker 1: baby Ingo.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is pretty big massive, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Max and Riley, do you listen to this show?
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  Speaker 1: Your mom's radio show fit amount in high school every morning?
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  Speaker 1: Ry Riley, you don't listen ever, terrible son. Really occasionally,
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  Speaker 1: what are you listening to?
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  Speaker 15: The lush life, the buzz of my tooth brush?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you got to keep those shoppers. This is the
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  Speaker 1: game of how well do you know your mom. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's based around the show Wow. So it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: multiple choice, don't don't worry and I'll go one of
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  Speaker 1: the time. Here any volunteers, and who wants to go
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  Speaker 1: first in this first? Riley? You want to go first?
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  Speaker 2: He did?
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  Speaker 1: He raised always the competitor. How well do you know
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  Speaker 1: your mom? Lisa Donovan? In honor of her birthday? What
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  Speaker 1: country does your mom claim? Mexico? I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: finish the question. Knows everything about Mexico. Okay, you're on
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  Speaker 1: the board.
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  Speaker 2: My parents have a house in Mexico.
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  Speaker 5: You guys just need to be quiet because I know
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  Speaker 5: everything about Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: This is the point for Riley.
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  Speaker 2: Are on the board.
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  Speaker 8: One word he was in max is getting worried a
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  Speaker 8: little nervous here life.
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  Speaker 1: What's olympian did your mom rage on during the twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty two Winter Olympics. Was it a Mikayla Shiffrin, B
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  Speaker 1: Lindsay Vaughan or C Chloe Kim would be easy Lindsay Vaughn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: finally answer Lindsay Vaughan. No, okay, right, oh you said yes?
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  Speaker 8: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Why are you answering a chance to answer and pick
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  Speaker 6: up another Blie, not Shane Riley.
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  Speaker 1: You do this every day during all right, I was saying,
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  Speaker 1: that's incorrect. It is MICHAELA. Schiffer real, Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Schiffrin, who is one of the most consistent and mistake
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  Speaker 6: free skiers that we've ever seen, goes down on her hippen.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't kid made you know what about Mikayla Schiffrin,
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  Speaker 5: who cares now all of a sudden, I am Mikayla
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  Speaker 5: Schiffrin's mother.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't watched one second of the Olympics.
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  Speaker 16: We kept asking you, mom every day, how's Mikayla Shiffer,
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  Speaker 16: your little girl?
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  Speaker 2: I know she wasn't doing well. I'm like, I am
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  Speaker 2: not her mother.
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  Speaker 6: Well, she couldn't stand on her skin like I meantime
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  Speaker 6: she came out of the gave she fe fell on
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  Speaker 6: her face.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever felt that anger at home in Milton,
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  Speaker 1: Max and Riley?
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  Speaker 8: Have you witnessed it the Mikila Shifferent anger or just.
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  Speaker 1: The anger you just heard?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah from We're not the Olympic watchers, I would say
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  Speaker 15: to the biggest extent, but I can't say I've witnessed
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  Speaker 15: it myself.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, just listened to the golf snob and
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  Speaker 6: doesn't pay attention to the Olympic Games.
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  Speaker 1: It's a slice of America. All right, Raley, you're up.
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  Speaker 1: How well do you know your mom? What artist does
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  Speaker 1: your mom say pumps her up? Is it A Sabrina Carpenter,
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  Speaker 1: B Noah Khan or C dou a Lipa. You know
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: it's either A or C.
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  Speaker 15: My original thought was A, but I didn't hear C,
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  Speaker 15: so I'm gonna go with C.
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  Speaker 8: That's right, baby, good one for a little context here
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  Speaker 8: for a whole year straight, that's the only song she
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  Speaker 8: listened to.
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  Speaker 1: That's always the go to. I need to point out
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  Speaker 1: to Max that you are not talking the leader. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is now too big, definit here It's okay. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go, Max, listen up.
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  Speaker 2: He claims to watch the show.
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  Speaker 1: What member of the Billy and Lisa Show did your
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  Speaker 1: mom one serenade for their birthday? Was it a Billy,
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  Speaker 1: B Justin or C? Producer Riley, I'm gonna say Billy.
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  Speaker 8: With a.
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  Speaker 1: Final answer, I suppose.
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  Speaker 5: Killing me.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to LUs life, dance to.
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  Speaker 1: Big finish with the lush life. Yeah, you're so far
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  Speaker 1: your goose. I was lucky one.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, Happy yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was me so okay, hie.
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  Speaker 2: Riley, huh, hey, you have another question.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're another building. That's called building tension, right, how
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  Speaker 1: they do it here?
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  Speaker 17: Here?
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  Speaker 1: What did your mom famously not get during the twenty
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  Speaker 1: eleven holiday season? I know you were young, then was
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  Speaker 1: it a a Christmas card? B the item or c?
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  Speaker 1: Never got the item? Machine? Machine?
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  Speaker 15: Let's I feel like a machine, machine and annoyed and annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's bugging me. Boy, you're really driving this whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: This reminds me of when.
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  Speaker 5: Billy's sons compete, like there's so much anger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Riley, you correct the item?
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  Speaker 13: Oh oh and by the way, oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 13: never got the item?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Goodbye? Wow, Mats you are you know what the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Red Sox came back? Yeah, maybe this would be the
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  Speaker 1: same magnitude as that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you got yourself a losing trake going on here.
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  Speaker 16: But you can't, Jimmy, you can't have a shut out
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  Speaker 16: your mom's breath. You are the one at Brown University.
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  Speaker 15: And the self proclaimed the biggest listener.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, he listens to hardcore hip hop.
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  Speaker 1: Continue the game, Okay, go ahead, next question, Max, what
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  Speaker 1: famous singer once said your mom's interview was the most
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  Speaker 1: relaxed they had ever done. Was it A Justin Timberlake?
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  Speaker 1: Was it B Pitbull or was it C Chris Martin?
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  Speaker 2: Max, you can get this one.
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  Speaker 1: Was it Chris Martin Sterviews He said he ever done
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  Speaker 1: an incredibly relaxed interview. Therapeutic. Just incredible. Yeah, very nice. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean there's really no way for Max to.
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  Speaker 6: Win here, but at least to close the gap.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I only have one more question.
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  Speaker 2: Who answers it first? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Whoever raises their hands yells out Max and Riley?
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  Speaker 1: What did your mom famously say she does not allow
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  Speaker 1: in the bed? Was it a kids b food or
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  Speaker 1: c outside clothes food?
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  Speaker 14: Max?
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  Speaker 6: You Max almost had your hand in here, but you
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  Speaker 6: kept pulling it back.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he was doing the lush life. Say dog,
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  Speaker 1: it is correct, it is food.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the young yeah, the younger brother.
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  Speaker 6: You know what, Max, you can use this birthday adventure
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  Speaker 6: to get to know your mom a little bit better.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding off. Riley, who slept in almost didn't
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  Speaker 1: make it, came through with the didn't even want to come. Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Well no, I wanted to be here. I wanted to
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  Speaker 15: support my mom. I wanted to wish your happy birthday, Surpriser.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, congratulations, Riley.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you if that's for you, Mexico, to your.
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  Speaker 6: Morning. In a million years, I never expected to talk
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  Speaker 6: about golden showers on the Billy and Lisa Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: It's just not something that comes up without offen, nor
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  Speaker 1: did we know.
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  Speaker 6: But I was telling a story privately to Justin, and
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  Speaker 6: then Lisa walked in, and then suddenly we were talking
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  Speaker 6: about it. Because Michelle and I have Titus, who's our
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  Speaker 6: rescue pit bull, good boy and uh, and then recently
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  Speaker 6: we adopted a little Luna, who's a shnoodle, a combination
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  Speaker 6: between a poodle and a and yeah, she's got some
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  Speaker 6: strange habits. But suddenly there's a new thing going on.
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  Speaker 1: Now. You know, we walked the dogs together two.
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  Speaker 6: Or three times a day, and the past couple of
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  Speaker 6: weeks at least three times this has happened. Luna will
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  Speaker 6: be pausing on the walk and Titus will walk over
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  Speaker 6: and pee on her, like right on her face, like
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  Speaker 6: like it's almost intentional, And Michelle and I.
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  Speaker 1: Look at each other, look, he's doing it again.
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  Speaker 2: She's okay with it?
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  Speaker 1: What is to tell? Well, what is Luna do? Does
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  Speaker 1: she run away?
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  Speaker 14: No?
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  Speaker 6: She stays right there. Whatever she's doing, it's like jathant
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  Speaker 6: pay attention.
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  Speaker 1: She takes it like a champ. Takes it like a champ.
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  Speaker 6: But I think it's going to become more and more
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  Speaker 6: habitual because Titus is seeing that she's okay with.
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  Speaker 5: But tell the backstory about what Luna does to Titus's bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And that's something else I want to address is that
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  Speaker 6: she's a very very this is a tiny creature Luna, right,
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  Speaker 6: but she's a very very aggressive humper, Like she humps
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  Speaker 6: everything in the house.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like really fast humping.
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  Speaker 6: So we've got our pal, thankfully, the best vet in America.
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  Speaker 1: Jake to Daldy on the phone, Good morning, Jake.
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  Speaker 14: Hey Billy, how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. Jake is peeing on her head? Thing?
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  Speaker 1: Is this something that happened frequently with dogs that tell
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  Speaker 1: me about it? Does?
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  Speaker 14: And I think that the most reasonable explanation is that
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  Speaker 14: he is establishing ownership over her, or maybe dominance. But
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  Speaker 14: it's a behavioral I won't say attribute, but it's a
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  Speaker 14: typical behavior and it doesn't have to be just males,
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  Speaker 14: but since they can lift their leg and do so
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  Speaker 14: with aim, they tend to do it to establish ownership
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  Speaker 14: or dominance over the other dog. I've seen dogs do
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  Speaker 14: that in the park to people as well as dogs,
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  Speaker 14: and it's pretty disturbing when it happens to you and
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  Speaker 14: you look at the owner and they deny it. You know.
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  Speaker 6: But it's funny you bring that up the park thing
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  Speaker 6: because there's a dog in the neighborhood when I tell
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  Speaker 6: you several times has walked over and pee on my
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: wife's leg.
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  Speaker 1: What's that called?
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  Speaker 14: I guess maybe he finds her attractive and wants to
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  Speaker 14: make her his.
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  Speaker 1: That's how dogs communicate love. Here, let me piss on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's a competition. Oh okay, I'm not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: say that. Well, I take it. I just take it back,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 14: And also in relation to Luna, she may be doing
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  Speaker 14: that very same thing with this humping behavior in your home.
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  Speaker 14: She may find that these are things that she finds
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  Speaker 14: attractive or wants to communicate with in some way, and
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  Speaker 14: this is her only way of doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she helps his bed, Yeah, she helps does it privately.
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  Speaker 6: She walks over to some area of the house and
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  Speaker 6: starts humping something.
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  Speaker 1: It could be a shirt, and.
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  Speaker 14: It may just be a social outlet too. She doesn't
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  Speaker 14: know how to express her emotions, so this is her way,
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  Speaker 14: and this is all anthropomorphizing. This is what we do.
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  Speaker 14: You know, we can only extrapolate from human experience. So
• 26:47
  Speaker 14: you know, maybe that's what it is, but so do
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  Speaker 14: we know for sure? Sure? No.
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  Speaker 6: So when Titus walks over and peas on her face,
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  Speaker 6: that's his way of saying, f you.
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  Speaker 14: Well, it could be or it could be I love
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  Speaker 14: you and I want to make sure that everyone else
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  Speaker 14: knows I own you.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 6: Noll And Oh, he's pointing his center because that's another
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: thing with the male dogs that drives me nuts.
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  Speaker 1: They pee every ten feet? What's that about?
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  Speaker 14: Dog?
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  Speaker 1: It's marking, it is, but it's aggravating. You can't walk,
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  Speaker 1: You have to stop every five seconds.
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  Speaker 14: He's and left, he's sniffing somebody else's pee. No, you
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  Speaker 14: got to identify who is pete. He's got to cover
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  Speaker 14: it with his What a weird existence.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: I got another weird thing with Luna, and it's it's loving.
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  Speaker 1: But whenever she's like if she jumps up and sits
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  Speaker 1: in your lap.
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  Speaker 6: She just never stops kissing your face in your mouth,
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: like very aggressively, very rapidly.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: What is that about?
• 27:45
  Speaker 14: Like it never ends well historically. And if you look
• 27:50
  Speaker 14: back dogs from birth, when they're in the wild, they
• 27:55
  Speaker 14: get fed by their mothers with regurgitated kill. So the
• 27:59
  Speaker 14: mother goes out to kill, eats it, and then regurgitates
• 28:02
  Speaker 14: the food defeat her young, you see with birds?
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  Speaker 6: Are you saying that Luna is licking my face because
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: she feels like I'm giving her a regurgitated kill.
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  Speaker 14: Because she loves you, and this is another way of.
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  Speaker 1: Cleaning your mouth.
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  Speaker 14: She's getting a few food remnants. She's just expressing love,
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  Speaker 14: but she doesn't know when to turn it off.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Well, Jake, it's also how he talks to Luna too,
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  Speaker 1: a pretty girl.
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  Speaker 14: You know you have a history of very unusual relationships
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  Speaker 14: with your dogs.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, won't go into that. Showers, we have showers.
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  Speaker 6: Oh okay, I'm glad you brought that up, so doc listen,
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: it's okay if I shower naked with the dogs.
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  Speaker 14: Right. I can't speak to that, billy because I'm not
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  Speaker 14: a therapist, but my perspective is a vet.
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  Speaker 5: It's fine, it's not hurting the dog.
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  Speaker 6: At least she's not humping me when I'm making that'll
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  Speaker 6: be a little weird, right, So you go from the
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: golden showers to the house shower. Yeah, well all right, doctor,
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  Speaker 6: I think we've got some significant answers here.
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  Speaker 1: I think so, thanks Jake, and say, how do.
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  Speaker 14: Your beautiful wife rus Absolutely have a great day, guy,
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  Speaker 14: money morning crew.
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  Speaker 9: I have two dogs as well, just like Billy was,
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: you know, talking about his two dogs. And I have
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: a Staffy Mastive mix and a German Shepherd, and the
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: male Staffy when he's going pee, he will sometimes pee
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  Speaker 9: on the German Shepherd and I don't know if he's
• 29:40
  Speaker 9: going and.
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: She just gets in the.
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: Way, or if he's deliberately peeing on her, or if
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: he's peeing and she wants to get in there.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: Well, according to doctor Jake, that's the way they communicate. Y,
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: how do you like this the dominance thing?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: So then Lucy, you have to imagine it, right, Titus,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: He's on young Luna and then Luna comes into the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: house and goes to see Billy.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: I have a rescue dog, Luna that sits on my face.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: This whole scene at your house, you my house weirdness.
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  Speaker 2: She's establishing dominance that for you.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: You talk about the weirdness in my house, let's go
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: check out your house. Are you saying that Luna thinks
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I'm an easy target? Girl?
• 30:24
  Speaker 15: Girl?
• 30:25
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  Speaker 6: talking about weird things that pets do, dog cats, any
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  Speaker 6: kind of a pet.
• 30:50
  Speaker 14: Uh.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: It so happens that my dog Titus has been peeing
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: on little Luna's face all.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: The time, and I thought that was a little odd.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: But we've got Cindy on the phone from Boss and Cindy,
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: you get a parrot or a parakeet?
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, well we know I no longer have them, the
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: poor thing. We had a fire when he passed away.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: But so anyways, I forgot my keys and they had
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: to crawl into the apartments to get in, and somebody
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: called the cops thought I was breaking in, and the
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: parrot was going nuts, Cindy, what are you doing? What
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: are you doing? And I'm like, oh my god, well
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: the girl told me not to tell you this too.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: The bird would hers suit and the cops were saying
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: to me, who is that, Cindy, Who is that going on?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Exactly, Cindy, are you currently being arrested? There's a lot
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I was going to get arrested, but the bird got
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: me out of it, because why would he say my
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: name if I didn't live there?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Exactly? Yeah, the parrot perished in the in the fire.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: That, yeah, the poor thing.
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  Speaker 4: And but I lived here and he knew me. It
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: was an African parakee.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Well was it a parrot or a parakeet?
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: It was a gray one, so I don't know.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I guess it was. What was the parrot's name, What
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: was the parent's name?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but he did he did r I p.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: The nameless parrot call all right. You know you don't
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: get a lot of parakeet talk. It was the gray one.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought you was under arrest because I heard
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: the Assirans and it could be believable.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I love swearing parts though.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Parents.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: I love parents yeah, there is all creatures.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I love all creatures. Oh yeah, and today, by the way,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: is national bring your dog to work. They wouldn't kill
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: your bill to bring the dog. Next week I'm going
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: to bring them, but produce not allowed day off.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Do you know something right that my Doug Ruby does.
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  Speaker 2: She eats out of every trash can.
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  Speaker 5: She'll just pick out like a tissue or like something
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  Speaker 5: and she'll just eat it and then leave it like
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: a non food item, non food items everywhere in the house.
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  Speaker 2: It's it doesn't it never stops.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we don't have that. We don't go in
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the trash enough. Well, we have a cat, Jack's. He's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: a good boy, young Jacks. He's a year old and
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: he's an orange cat, which are fantastic. But he loves
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: my wife. So every morning, like she gives him kisses
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: and stuff, and then he like attacks her like humping,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: more like nibble it and like nibb it nipping she is.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: He doesn't scratch her, but it's like he is kind
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: of playing with her. And we cut his things off.
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  Speaker 2: So oh, maybe he's trying to have dominance over her.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: But if we cut his personally, we had that. But
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: every day, every morning, he like jumps on her, has lunfects?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Has her?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: She then yes, okay, yeah four yeah.
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  Speaker 18: So anyway, I have a dog who does this really
• 34:07
  Speaker 18: weird thing.
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  Speaker 10: No matter where he is in the.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: House or outside in the yard.
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  Speaker 18: If you clap your hands twice very loudly, he will
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  Speaker 18: take off, go outside or in the backyard, go to
• 34:20
  Speaker 18: the same corner in the back of the yard by
• 34:22
  Speaker 18: the fence every time, no matter what he's doing. Now
• 34:26
  Speaker 18: he's a cane corso, and I'm afraid he's going to
• 34:28
  Speaker 18: plow through that fence one.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Of these days. It's a big dog. Are you listening
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: right now? Well, there he goes, he goes.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, man, I have lots of turkeys in my backyard
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: and they're pooping everywhere.
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  Speaker 14: I'm believable.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Thanks for sharing that. The turkey thing is weird. But
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: you know what I saw the other day. The family
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: of turkeys was crossing the street and everybody stops.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You have to stop.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: It's kind of cool, you know, give them their space
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: and some I went around them. Oh, you never do that, No,
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: it was very cool. He went around them. He didn't
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: see the cop car behind me, and the cop followed
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: him and pulled them over. Oh good, yeah, citation time.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the New Hampshire turkeys are harmless. They never attack
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: or what produced a riley? They've attacked you in New Hampshire.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: No, sorry, But one time I was playing pickleball.
• 35:20
  Speaker 10: In the Salem courts and we, me and my dad
• 35:23
  Speaker 10: were watching this turkey that would not leave the cars alone.
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  Speaker 10: And when I tell you, squawking like with its.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Things everywhere, I see the reflection.
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, it was something about it was like
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: it would not leave any of these cars alone, and
• 35:36
  Speaker 10: we were like kind of scared that it was.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Gonna get They take jabs at you with their not
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: at people, though, and I've seen but in Massachusetts we
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: see these reports all the time that the turkey's attacking.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: But I think they were talking. Yeah, they're everywhere, and
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: they go in the trees and sleep.
• 35:51
  Speaker 14: They do.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: They can fly, yeah, they fly just enough to get
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: up to the tree. Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Everyone.
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  Speaker 9: Weird thing my dog does is nibble my husband's beard.
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: It's really cute but a little creepy all at the
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: same time.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: She called me from a septic tank or something. The
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: white person maybe maybe like his beard cream or something.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Tastes good to the dog or.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe whatever he puts on the beard, the grooming
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: cream or something, because she like licks your face, right, no,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: it licks everybody's face, like immediately.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: If you come over the house, immediately you get up
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: on your lap and start gets from your face aggressively.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I think she likes skin cream.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Well, also like your sweat.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's the salt. Yeah, they like the sweat. Yeah, you
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: don't want cats to lick you though. They have a
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: very rough time. Yeah, it's like sandpaper because they you know,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: they clean themselves. Speaking of which, the thing with cats
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: and I love my cat is you know they go
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: into the litter box. That's one of the benefits I
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: guess of cats is they you know, they believe themselves
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: in the litter boxes. Right, You don't have to train
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: them to go outside, which is great. But the cats
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: climb up on everything. Okay, So like the other day,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Jack's my orange cat, was in the litter box or
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you know, doing his business, dropping a gangster. And when
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: he came out, now mind you, he does his business
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: and then he uses his pause to bury it in
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: hont Yeah, and then he comes out, he climbs on
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the counter, where you're serving food that can't be sanitary.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I've never been a fan of the litter box. No,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: it's convenient.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Don't you have like a really nice litter box.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bought my wife this automatic cleaner ones, so
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it kind of he still does it, but when they
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: go it kind of just kind of removes it and
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: pushes it down.
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, but the remnants are still left in there,
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: and they's bringing it to your kitchen counter.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to come over for dinner. Come on, buddy,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: come on, come to the body.
• 37:50
  Speaker 17: My cat's favorite time of the day is when my
• 37:53
  Speaker 17: boyfriend's going to the bathroom in the morning. When she
• 37:57
  Speaker 17: hears him, you know, putting the toilet seat up or
• 37:59
  Speaker 17: sitting down her whatever, she'll run full speed wherever she
• 38:02
  Speaker 17: is in the apartment to get to him and just
• 38:05
  Speaker 17: stays in there with him the whole time, sitting his underwear, puddling.
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  Speaker 11: Up to him.
• 38:12
  Speaker 17: Yeah, it's pretty nasty.