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Tripping Crocs and Balls | Monday 11.04.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a Monday, November fourth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. Just a quick shameless plug on our part.
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  Speaker 1: shows that we do just just for you the subscriber
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  Speaker 1: on Patreon. Sometimes I share really horrific things with Trey
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  Speaker 1: and Raj that I think is going to be fun,
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  Speaker 1: and then I regret, and that's what uh, that's what
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  Speaker 1: we did earlier. But now that we're in the regular show,
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  Speaker 1: regular programming, I'm going to share something with you both
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  Speaker 1: that I know you're going to love. It's twofold one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm debuting a new game inside the Treehouse called if
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  Speaker 1: You Laugh, You're Dead. Okay, I literally just you know, disfiguratively,
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  Speaker 1: and the thing I'm going to share with you to
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  Speaker 1: see if you win the game or not. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: I can speak frankly, it's shocking, okay, Okay, So here
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  Speaker 1: we go. This is the debut to you, Trey and
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  Speaker 1: to u Raj, okay of the new game inside the
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse called If You Laugh, You're Dead. This is a
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  Speaker 1: news report from a station I don't know, and honestly
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't really matter. Just enjoy the anchor trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you about something unfortunate that happened to a woman.
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  Speaker 2: A Boise, Idaho woman is considered a medical miracle. Laura
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  Speaker 2: Estreman was struck by lightning nearly a month ago and
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  Speaker 2: she was considered officially dead. Thankfully, CPR from her mom
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  Speaker 2: revived her heart, but she laid in a coma for
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  Speaker 2: two weeks and then she divied all odds and woke up.
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  Speaker 1: Well, honestly, congratulations, I think, Raj, you've won the game.
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  Speaker 1: You're not laughing in Trey's smiling, and I think kind
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  Speaker 1: of uncertain about things.
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  Speaker 2: There was a problem with that tape. She doesn't really
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  Speaker 2: sound like that. She doesn't remember the accent.
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  Speaker 1: I am so sorry if.
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  Speaker 2: The lightning burned her legs, and we'll have all that
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  Speaker 2: story and hopefully get that tape fixed for you.
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  Speaker 1: That is that is one of the best slash worst
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  Speaker 1: timed uh VHS or beta max whatever this TV station
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  Speaker 1: was using times for it to skip that I've ever witnessed.
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  Speaker 3: Now here's I give him credit because he's not me,
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  Speaker 3: because I wouldn't have called it out.
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  Speaker 1: What would you have said?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, isn't isn't that amazing? What an amazing comeback?
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  Speaker 3: And I wouldn't. I wouldn't even make mention that it
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  Speaker 3: was the tape vault.
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  Speaker 1: It's just actually how she is.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's called lightning talk.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for that report. We appreciate that. Clearly she's
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  Speaker 1: still struggling in her recovery process, but we have high
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  Speaker 1: hopes for her.
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  Speaker 3: Her brain works lightning fast, so she sometimes can't get
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  Speaker 3: it out as fast as she wants.
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  Speaker 4: To the other side of the reason there's that's shocking.
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  Speaker 3: The flip side to this is the reason I didn't laugh.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen this video a damned and they also did.
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  Speaker 3: They also did a report on her on like twenty twenty,
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  Speaker 3: back in the day when they didn't do all murder.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it was actually they covered other news.
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  Speaker 4: Stories back when it was Barbara Walters and Hugh Downs.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but basically yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Friday Night Man who that was exciting times.
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  Speaker 3: What was Stone Phillips on? Oh he was DATELINEA where
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  Speaker 3: Dateline was all murder yeah, but no, it's really pretty
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  Speaker 3: incredible that she she managed to make a full recovery,
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  Speaker 3: like legitimately, like.
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  Speaker 1: Because the deck is clearly stacked against her. In case,
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  Speaker 1: it's the tape deck.
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  Speaker 3: And here's the crip. My my girlfriend's uncle who lives
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  Speaker 3: out in West Texas has been struck by lightning three times.
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  Speaker 3: What yeah, three times. I don't believe it either, but
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  Speaker 3: everybody is like, yeah, boys, yeah, but didn't I mean,
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  Speaker 3: nothing like that happened. I think he he just looked
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  Speaker 3: and sounded like that before the lightning strikes.
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  Speaker 1: And so he corrected him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just made him a normal guy. He's an
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  Speaker 3: accountant now.
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  Speaker 1: He counts cards in vain. It's one of those few
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  Speaker 1: times you're getting struck by light and you really pay
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  Speaker 1: it off.
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  Speaker 3: He can see through the deck.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't even have to.
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  Speaker 3: You ever seen somebody play blackjack blind? That's a weird time.
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  Speaker 1: Not only does not only does he know which card
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  Speaker 1: is next or next in five hands, but he also
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  Speaker 1: can tell you how many electrons are in it.
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  Speaker 3: Favorite movie Powder, favorite cartoon character, Louis the lightning Bug.
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  Speaker 1: One more time because it makes me smile.
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  Speaker 2: The Idaho Woman is considered a medical miracle. Laura Estreman
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  Speaker 2: was struck by lightning nearly a month ago and she
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  Speaker 2: was considered officially dead. Thankfully, CPR from her mom revived
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  Speaker 2: her heart, but she laid in a coma for two
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  Speaker 2: weeks and then she defied all odds and woke up. Well,
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  Speaker 2: obviously there's a problem with that tape. She doesn't really
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  Speaker 2: sound like that. She doesn't remember the accent of the.
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  Speaker 1: I am so sorry to walk again.
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  Speaker 2: If the lightning we'll have more that story and hopefully
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  Speaker 2: get that tape fix for you.
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  Speaker 3: And when they cut away, what do you think happened?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 3: How much do you think they were just dying?
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  Speaker 1: I think I think that studio floor was covered in
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  Speaker 1: pissed because you know that they played that clip at
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  Speaker 1: the station Christmas party at the end of the year.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's like, let's go through all of our
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  Speaker 3: I would like for the engineer to come in, like
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  Speaker 3: I did, fix the tape. That's that's it. That's that's
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  Speaker 3: the fixed version.
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  Speaker 5: I think there's an engineer. Oh oh, you chewed me
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  Speaker 5: out about your mic last week. Okay, here you go.
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  Speaker 1: havoc in communities and in homes. I'm talking about kids
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  Speaker 1: who are tripping and falling over their own crocs, so
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  Speaker 1: schools are banning them over safety concerns.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I thought they were supposed to be like
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  Speaker 3: like the safety shoe, like you could wear them like
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  Speaker 3: in restaurants. I thought you could wear those because they
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  Speaker 3: were like the no slip soles is what the crocs had? Well,
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  Speaker 3: am I wrong? Or it's just all plastic shoe.
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  Speaker 1: They're supposed to be safe, They're supposed to be soft
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  Speaker 1: and cushiony.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I've got a pair of crocs myself. I
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  Speaker 1: use them for my yard. I don't wear them everywhere
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  Speaker 1: like gen Z or Gen Alpha does. And apparently it's
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  Speaker 1: Gen Alpha that is having the major issue with tripping
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  Speaker 1: and falling over their crocs.
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  Speaker 5: And and because I in my previous relationship I live
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  Speaker 5: with two small Gen Alpha kids, I can tell you
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  Speaker 5: what the problem is. Oh, you know, crocs come with
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  Speaker 5: a strap that you can you put your foot in
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  Speaker 5: and look it over the back of your heel.
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  Speaker 4: Gen Alpha. That is too much trouble, Like using that strap?
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  Speaker 1: Do they know it's there? Do they know what it's for?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Yeah, it's like the whole new phenomenon. Like
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  Speaker 3: I've asked this to people before, like the slip in
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  Speaker 3: shoe now like sketchers, like tired of tying your laces.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, who's who is? Like Like now you don't
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  Speaker 3: even have to bend down. I'm like, we're gonna get
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  Speaker 3: to the point it's like let the shoe come to you.
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  Speaker 3: Like I don't know, like what's coming next. Like I've
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  Speaker 3: never I've never had an issue with tying my shoes before.
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  Speaker 5: And one of the biggest problems in aging is lack
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  Speaker 5: of flexibility, not being able to bend down.
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  Speaker 4: And so you're just, yeah, you're making it work, hating it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to point out that while I don't
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  Speaker 1: have an issue with tying my shoes. I am a
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  Speaker 1: big fan of shoes that I don't have to tie
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  Speaker 1: the laces I had.
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  Speaker 3: You had a big pencil and ran head first a
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  Speaker 3: wood building. I'm glad you don't have to tie your
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  Speaker 3: shoe laces. But you're you're the reason velcrow was invented.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious. Look, there are shoes. I own two pairs
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  Speaker 1: of shoes that are no I'm sorry, three pairs of
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  Speaker 1: shoes from a company called Tropic Feel. It's not an
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  Speaker 1: endorsement form. I just like the shoes because they have
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  Speaker 1: what they have called are named sprint laces where it's
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  Speaker 1: the it's just kind of a snug fit. It's stretchy,
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  Speaker 1: and you don't have to tie the shoes I have.
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  Speaker 1: I have three of those, and I have a pair
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  Speaker 1: of crocs. I only wear those, you know, for yardwork
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. Though I have, you know, some standards, so
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  Speaker 1: I can appreciate the no tie phenomenon. Also, the shoes
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  Speaker 1: I wear to the gym are under armor and they're
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  Speaker 1: they're called slip Speed, So it has a dial that
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  Speaker 1: you push on and then you turn it to tighten
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  Speaker 1: the laces instead of tying them. Also, it has a
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  Speaker 1: foldable heel in case you want to go from gym
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  Speaker 1: mode to relaxation mode and use it like a slipper.
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  Speaker 3: So none of your shoes have laces you actually have
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  Speaker 3: to tie.
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  Speaker 1: There are a few, and you don't wear them. They're
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  Speaker 1: they're in a box at the top of the closet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, did Tara get tired of tying your shoes for you?
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  Speaker 1: To the best of mine, to the best of my knowledge,
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  Speaker 1: my wife has never had to tie my shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Come here, big pencil Danny.
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  Speaker 1: Turns out my home marriage is. Turns out my marriage
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  Speaker 1: is just community service.
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  Speaker 3: Just find out later she's a home health nurse.
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  Speaker 1: We just let him think he's married to her.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine. We did a whole wedding and everything.
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  Speaker 1: It was either that or his teddy rucksman, so we
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  Speaker 1: figured this was healthier. Uh now not everyone, of course,
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  Speaker 1: is thrilled with schools banning crocs for safety concerns of
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  Speaker 1: children who keep tripping and falling over them. Enter in
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  Speaker 1: the mother's And this is one here who disagrees with
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  Speaker 1: her kids school banning crocs over safety concerns. Oh wait,
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  Speaker 1: hang on, I got to pull up my fader here.
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  Speaker 8: There is a condition in regards to like sandals and
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  Speaker 8: shoes with open backs, Crocs are somewhere in the middle.
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  Speaker 8: I guess it's up to interpretation. To say that it's
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  Speaker 8: a safety issue is kind of where he's saying that
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  Speaker 8: does not make sense. Nurses wear them, people in food
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  Speaker 8: service wear them.
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  Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter if the people in the restaurant industry,
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  Speaker 1: if the people in the medical industry were tripping and
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  Speaker 1: falling over them, then they wouldn't be wearing them. If
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  Speaker 1: your idiot kid can't stay upright in a pair of crocs,
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  Speaker 1: then probably they should have different types of shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, to Trey's point, they I've seen nurses wear them,
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  Speaker 3: I've seen the food industry with them. The strap is
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  Speaker 3: over the back of their heel, so that's why they
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  Speaker 3: don't trip and fall. Also, why aren't we selling these
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  Speaker 3: kids helmets, Like, let's do that if there if there's
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  Speaker 3: a if there's a if there's a market for these
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  Speaker 3: kids tripping and falling. You know what, we have the crockmet,
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  Speaker 3: the crop helmet. Uh, we'll make it a no tie.
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  Speaker 3: We'll figure out a way they don't have to tie
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  Speaker 3: the helmet onto their head or fasten it.
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  Speaker 1: It'll it'll be it'll be like our rebock pumps from
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  Speaker 1: the nineties. He just hits a button, you push a
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  Speaker 1: few times, and it titans on their head.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that's called h encephalitis.
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  Speaker 5: I think, and we have the spokesman for it. Look,
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  Speaker 5: this is what happens when you don't wear a helmet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised they're not tripping over their crocks and then
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  Speaker 1: then their big pencils are going right into their jugular.
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  Speaker 1: Don't run in your crocks well, holding your big pencils.
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  Speaker 1: your consumption. All right, so let's shift now from Genalpha
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  Speaker 1: kids that have trouble walking in their crocs to some
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  Speaker 1: of their moms who may be tripped balls. Maybe this
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  Speaker 1: is an explanation to why we have some children who
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  Speaker 1: can't walk properly. Maybe it's because their moms are on shrooms.
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  Speaker 1: There are middle class women who are tripping balls across America.
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  Speaker 1: Women are using hallucinogens to improve their marriages and mental health.
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  Speaker 1: Meet the Mushroom Mommies. This is from This is from
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  Speaker 1: the Free Press for Free People by Cat Rosenfield just
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  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds room Mommies sound like they open for the Giggles
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  Speaker 3: or the Wiggles whatever it is.
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  Speaker 4: The Wiggles, yep, the Wiggles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Mushroom Mommies show would definitely be one of those.
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  Speaker 1: It's got something for everyone, Yeah, some for the kids
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  Speaker 1: and then adult stuff as well.
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  Speaker 3: It's called Laser Floyd.
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  Speaker 1: Picture the platonic idea of the millennial woman, and you're
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  Speaker 1: probably thinking of someone like Rachel, a mushroom mommy. At
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  Speaker 1: forty two. She has enviably unblemished skin and a nose
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  Speaker 1: piercing nostril, not septum, in which she sports a delicate
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  Speaker 1: gold hoop. She's been married for nearly two decades. To
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  Speaker 1: start that over, she's been married for nearly two decades
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  Speaker 1: to her college sweetheart, with whom she has three kids
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  Speaker 1: under the age of thirteen. That's a lot. She worked
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  Speaker 1: for ten years in the healthcare industry before becoming a
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  Speaker 1: full time mom. She rides a peloton every morning, attends
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  Speaker 1: PTA meetings in the afternoons, and in her spare time
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  Speaker 1: knit's gorgeous understated sweaters that look for the kind of
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  Speaker 1: garment Gwyneth Paltrow would wear on a trip to the
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  Speaker 1: Scottish Highlands. But Rachel also has another hobby, one that
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  Speaker 1: makes her a bit different from the other moms in
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  Speaker 1: her Texas suburb, not that she talks about it with them.
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  Speaker 1: Once a month or so, after she and her husband
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  Speaker 1: put the kids to bed, Rachel texts her in laws,
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  Speaker 1: who live just down the street, to make sure they're
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  Speaker 1: home and available in the event of an emergency. And
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  Speaker 1: then Rachel takes a generous of magic mushrooms or sometimes
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  Speaker 1: in DMA, and there's really no other way to say this,
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  Speaker 1: She spends the next several hours tripping balls. She says,
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  Speaker 1: everything feels incredible, everything tastes incredible, all your sensory experiences
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  Speaker 1: are really intense. Sex is incredible as well, She says.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: If you take MDMA with a partner, it feels almost
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  Speaker 1: like you can accomplish what you would in like five
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: years of couples counseling in one night. In popular American culture,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: psychedelic drugs are probably best known as recreational substances, beloved
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  Speaker 1: by the sort of dreadlock sporting but tuly marinated camper
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  Speaker 1: van dweller who takes sound bats instead of actual bats
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  Speaker 1: and just wants to free his mind. Man that their
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  Speaker 1: use has sharply risen in the last decade or so.
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  Speaker 1: One study published in July twenty twenty four found that
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  Speaker 1: the percentage of adults aged thirty five to fifty who
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  Speaker 1: had used hallucinogens within the past year was seven times
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  Speaker 1: what it was just ten years ago. And that's not
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  Speaker 1: just hippies driving the trend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know a lot of people that
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  Speaker 3: micro dose mushrooms. This isn't microdocing like she does it
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  Speaker 3: once a month and she does like full on. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot of people that microdose. And I've
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  Speaker 3: seen it at like dinners where they have like a
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  Speaker 3: little jar and they'll just reach in and take a
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  Speaker 3: little piece of mushroom, and I was like, what are
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  Speaker 3: you doing there, buddy?
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  Speaker 1: Just micros That's probably the only way you'd ever see
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  Speaker 1: me at a PTA meeting Like I was high and
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  Speaker 1: I just wandered into the wrong room.
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  Speaker 5: You know, clearly they learned from their parents that shardonay
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  Speaker 5: and coke wasn't the best way.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the good old days of house moms that you know,
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  Speaker 3: the housewives that just did meth. What happened those days?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, Trey, you're actually onto something there because
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  Speaker 1: you know, wine and cocaine, you know, with a cigarette
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of all of it. All grew up
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: a little off, so we're open to, uh, exploring different
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: ways of living life or open to doing other things
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: on a Friday night besides uh, you know a movie
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: and popcorn thing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for years, I I could tell you a couple
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: of bars where you could see the you know, after
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: tennis lessons, the chardonay and and a and a and
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: a bump before picking the kids up to school.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little Kendall Jackson, some Peruvian flake and some
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: marble lights. Let's do it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Bonus. If they're a Virginia Slims.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: That's the soccer mom trifecta.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: And and they're they're they're not drinking Kindle Jackson.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, my bad, come on I'm in Mesquite, buddy.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, if it was meth then yeah, Kendall Jackson.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: And that's after and that's after doubling up with Bartles
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: and Jane. And I'm not talking about the wine coolers.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: No, the wine is wine coolers is cracked.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Look, it's an interesting thing. I think. The thing that
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I'm most surprised by by, you know, middle class women
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: tripping balls on a Friday night is the fact that,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: in the case of this lady who lives in a
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Texas suburb, I need to see which one it is,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: is that she texts her in laws who live down
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: the street, to say, Okay, just be aware we're about to,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you know, eat some shrooms or take some mollie. They
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: seem to be fine with it. And then they that's
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: after they put the kids to bed. Wouldn't you just
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: have the in laws come pick up the kids.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: No, See, that's leaving a paper trail for CPS. That's
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: all custody.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Dan.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I think, if you're gonna, if you're gonna,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: you know, do hard drugs, let the in laws take
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: the kids for the night, and that way you have
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: the whole house to do it it is that you
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: want to do without the kids waking up, which they
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: will in the middle of you tripping balls and wonder
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: what has gotten.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Into mommy trip and Daddy. That's who's got.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when you walk into your parents doing their
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: first threesome. But the third partner is Molly.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And first of all, I don't think mushrooms are
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: and I love how you aged yourself. I don't think
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: mushrooms are hard drugs anymore.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: They are to me when you classify it as a hallucinogen,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: to me, that's a hard drug.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Gotcha. I think you should try it. I think you
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: should try the mushrooms and see what it does for you.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I think those terrify me. Anything where my reality has
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: completely changed I am I am terrified of I don't
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: like not being in control, and I certainly don't like
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: eating something that's going to alter my reality. And God
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: knows what I'm gonna end up doing or saying or whatever.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I have a feeling you're gonna be best friends with
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: a goat man.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And that's why I don't want to do. I don't
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: want to be best friends with a goat man, no
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: matter how cool he seems.
• 24:24
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• 24:28
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• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sure the goat Man of Hoffman County sounds cool
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: when you're tripping, but not when you're sober.
• 24:56
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• 25:28
  Speaker 1: podcast on YouTube. Trey, you looked like you had something
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: else on the tip of your tongue about middle aged
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: women tripping balls.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: No, I.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Although I have always been against it, I am now
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: I have for some reason, I have an urge to
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: like go to a place and try ayahuasca.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my buddy does that out in West Texas. So
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: let me know.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Is that like a is it like a camp or
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: something that you go to. I don't you is it camp?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers? Yeah, like other quarterbacks have a QB camp.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: He's got a Ayahuasca camp.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Camp by Ahuasca. Yeah that sounds that sound that sounds
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: like a legitimate camp. But trust you don't want to
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: send your kids there, like, oh maybe you do. Yeah, No,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: it's a it's an Amazon thing where it's.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: This ancient Amazonian. Yeah, it's a plant that they blend
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: with something else.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: And oh Jesus Christ, this is how much Amazon the
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: company has infiltrated my life. When you said it's an
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Amazon thing, I thought, really, you can get hallucinogens from Amazon. Okay,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: is it on Prime? Sorry? Now I get it from
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: the Amazon rainflows.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Amazonian thank you. Uh yeah, And they boil it down
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: and then you drink it and then usually vomited up
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: or you you can usually depending on you. A lot
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: of people do it for just like to get themselves
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: off substance abuse or to go back like his therapeutic,
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: like to go back to past like traumas or whatever.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: And apparently he was you like, they do it for
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: like a three or four day thing. And usually people
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: are like like Aaron Rodgers, right, just a big a
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: hole his whole life, and like even his family, like
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: you guys know his family would invite him to like
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Christmas or Thanksgiving, like like they wouldn't even he wasn't
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: they left a chair open for him, but they like,
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: he's not invited. And now he spends time with his family.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: He sees the shadow Man in the in the stands,
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: and if he sees the shadow Man, he knows he's
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: gonna win. If he doesn't see the shadow Man, he
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: knows he's gonna lose. And so I don't know if
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: I guess the shadow Man didn't go to the Jets
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: with him when they traded him. So, but apparently it's
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: A yeah, it's it's supposed to be like an amazing
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: wonder drug.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: The tray is that something that fits into the sober
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: lifestyle of of a A because you've been sober for
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: eight years and that like A.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Well, it's this is more therapeutic. I would say, it's
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: not like something it's not something you recreationally do. It's
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: not something you you know, you just you typically do
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: on your own. It's like It's Rod said, you go
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: there are like centers that you go to that you
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: do this you spend a couple of days at and
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: it's very controlled and it's supposed to be very therapeutic.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's completely supervised. Like you it's not
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: like you're gonna catch tray at two o'clock in the morning,
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: just hammered on aahuasca like you do this like once,
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: like once every six months to a year.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: You can do it, Okay, gotcha?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah? So, but I mean a buddy mine from college. Uh,
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: one of the sweetest human beings in the world. But
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: he was just a raging, raging alcoholic. And he was
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: your typical downtown, uptown guy man Trove the BMW, had
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: the one hundred and sixty one hundred and seventy five
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars a year job, had a beautiful apartment, just miserable,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: blocking out all the time. He had heard about this
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: thing in Peru and went down there. Uh, not Peru,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I guess it's Prue. And I went through there and
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: did the ayahuasca. He's never had a sip of alcohol again.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: And he started filmed the documentary More joy Less Pain.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: It's amazing, uh, and he swears by it so like
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: and he turned took like he turned like he like
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: has a garden at University of Texas Arlington, where like
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: he like it's a community garden like that.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: He's I went to UTA. I don't remember an ayahuasca garden.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: No. I think it's mostly weed. But I mean that
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: they had yeah they had that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this is this is stuff that they've they've
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: are they they've dated back to at least like thirteen
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: thousand years ago.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Interesting.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So, I mean so.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: It is sort of like a it is sort of
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: like a camp. It's just obviously for adults. You just
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: but you said, it's it's controlled. It's with professionals. They're
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: monitoring you, making sure you don't have a bad trip,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I guess, and if you do, they can.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: The funny thing is you read about it, you don't
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: hear about people having bad trips.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: It's not like LSD or anything else.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: It's uh he said, its supposed to be very spiritual
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: and uh uh healing.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, if you let me know, if you want
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: to do it, Tray, I'll get in touch with him.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Wedn't go up there together, be fun.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I want to do it too. I don't think
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: we should do this as a treehouse family, we all
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: do the ayahuasca.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: And then the band breaks up, like everybody goes solo,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: like the Beatles.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Is that what broke up the Beatles?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: It was drugs, yes, and Yokoda.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's I always thought it was Yoko.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm intrigued by it because you know, when
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: when I was in Seattle recently, I experimented more with
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: marijuana there than I ever have in my life. And
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: keep in mind, that was like three times wow that
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I did in Seattle, So that tells you my experience
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: with drugs. It's very minimal. And I tried it and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I don't like it because all marijuana did to me.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: And I tried. I tried all the different vehicles, right,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I tried gummies, didn't like it. I tried to joint,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: didn't like that. I tried an edible, didn't like that.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: So I don't know of any other method of taking
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the dope, taking the weed whatever. All all it did
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: was just make me motion sick, and I hate being
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: motion sick, so weed is not for me.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I have a vape pen. That's what I used. Like
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I've tried weed three times. I was like I did
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: that today.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I can't see it. The other reason why is I
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: can't do it because it was just over a year
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: ago that I smoked a joint and I made the
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: mistake of basically smoking the whole thing because I don't
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: know moderation very well. If there's a cookie, I want
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: two cookies. If there's a bowl of cereal, I want
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: the whole box. And so someone gave me a joint
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: or okay, I bought it, and I ended up smoking
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the whole thing, and I spent the next three hours
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: feeling like I was on the poseidon.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, but you're not supposed to like because you're not
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: a frequent smoker, you're not supposed to smoke of the
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: whole thing. You take a couple of hits to see
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: how it does. And tell people, honestly, when you ate
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: the edible, you ate the whole edible, and then you
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: overdose on weed.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: No I didn't. I overdosed on wheed on that first
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: joint every time since I was very cautious about it,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and also a terror monitored and told me, no she
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: didn't try it, No, no, no she did, but so
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: she was there, so so it wasn't possible for me
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: to overindulge on my experimentation.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: She probably fed you a lot just to just to entertain.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Herself, just so she didn't have to tire your shoe
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: laces anymore. If he's passed out, he doesn't need shoes.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I hate to say, but I think you guys might
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: be right. You're in the tree house.
• 33:19
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• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Back inside the treehouse. Now. It is Monday, November four,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. Let's get some pre election birthdays in.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Des Bryant, former Dallas Cowboys receiver, is thirty six today.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: After he played for the Cowboys. He also played for
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the Saints and the Ravens. It's interesting when I go
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: back and think about des Bryant's career with the Cowboys
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Jones's lack of wanting to get rid of
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: players that he likes. I'm still surprised that the Cowboys
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: released him when they did, because I thought they were
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: they were going to hang on to him for at
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: least a year or two more. I was really really
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: proud of them that they cut him when they did
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: because he had become such a liability because he was
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: still freakishly athletic, but then he would make a great
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: catch and then fumble the damball.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah you mean Jerry paid for him to have a
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: handler twenty four to seven from the time they drafted him,
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: and I think even the handler's like, we can't do
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: this anymore.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: He was final. The final straw was when he slapped
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: his mom. He was they were both him. I thought
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: it was whom and his mom were drunk and slapped
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: his mom slapped the hat.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Now that was That was a couple of That was
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: two three years before he ever got released. They really
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: that was kind of a non issue. I think everyone
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: when that happ were kind of like, Okay, we get it,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: we get why you hit her.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: There were a couple of one was public.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know that I know of one instance that
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: did not get publicized, but.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: In a hotel bar.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Slap people and had numerous security have to get him
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: under control and get him out.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't just as far as as far as
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: rumors go, the Cowboys releasing birthday Boy des Bryant wasn't
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: just because of his play on the field. It was
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: mostly because of his play off of it. Yes, then
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: that shows an amazing amount of maturity on the Cowboys
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: franchise part, despite the fact that Jerry Jones himself rarely
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: displays it. Other birthdays Today on November fourth, twenty twenty four,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Curtis Stone, celebrity chef from Australia, is forty nine today.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: He's tall, and he's blonde, got the frosted tips, and
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: he's Australian and he can cook. So a lot of
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: women really like that. Matthew McConaughey is fifty or five today.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Ralph Macchio. Oh, by the way, Trey, how do you
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: feel as a UT fan? How do you feel is
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey still the king of the alumni of the
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Hollywood Alumni UT? Or his Glenn Powell, his his star
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: has shot to the top of Hollywood fame. And I
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: guess he's a UT alum as well. He was at
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the he was at a game a few weeks back.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Is he usurped McConaughey as the ultimate Longhorn?
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know if Glynn Powell actually went to UT
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: or if he's just been adopted, but I don't know.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Why do you say adopted like that?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Their generosity knows no bounce. Sometimes sometimes they're taking a
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: poor actor kid.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Uh oh.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: I think for the time being, McConaughey is still rules supreme,
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, okay, and.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: He does like she does, like their like their locker
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: room pep talk.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Even I think he teaches a class down there too. Yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: it's funny he was. I met him one time, like
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: during Rush, like he was a senior. I was a freshman.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: He did not look anything like he does today.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: But uh, he looked he looked more Congress Avenue.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: He looked more frat boyish.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Really, I was thinking. I was thinking maybe he looked
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: more like he was living underneath the Congress Bridge with
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: the man.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: He was adult.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Yes he was.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was Delta Ta Delta over you.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Oh gotcha, okay, Delta Oh yeah. So McConaughey fifty five today.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Ralph Macchio, star of the Karate Kid movies and the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Surprising Hits series called ra Khai, is sixty three. Sixty three.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: The dude still looks thirty three. It's amazing how he
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: doesn't have some sort of skincare endorsement. I do not know.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: He's just one of those anomalies. Like I thought you
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: were gonna say, Ralph Mancio, star of Karate Kid and
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Cobra Kai ninety four.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Today, Eventually we will if we're still around doing birthdays,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and I guarantee and he's still gonna look forty four.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I know when he did Karate Kid two, he had
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: just had his third child, so that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: But the Karate Kid three because I think he had
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: an appearance in that one with the girl that was
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: the girl Karate Kid, right, I think he was already
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: like in aarp.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: But the girl that's on the show on Cobra Kai
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: that plays like the high school girl, she's like twenty
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: nine his daughter.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think she's she's pushing thirty.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, Survivor host Jeff Probs is sixty three.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Laura Bush for My First Lady is seventy eight. Loretta Switt,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: who played Hot Lips Hulahan on Mash is eighty seven
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: today and celebrating his fifty fifth birthday in much different
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: fashion than he's used to. Diddy Diddy is fifty five today.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: He's in prison. He's celebrating it in fashion. Trust me.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: My thing.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Now he's just on the receiving end of the birthdays.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: He's just missing Crystal and music.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: I'm sure he's getting all his birthday spankings though.
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  Speaker 1: you ever been this drunk? And actually I should rephrase
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  Speaker 1: it also, have you ever been so drunk that you
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  Speaker 1: were the subject of wrong answers only inside the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: Inside the Treehouse for today, wrong answers only. A drunk woman.
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  Speaker 1: A drunk woman stole a blank in New Orleans. I'll
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  Speaker 1: let our contestants Tray and Raj think if they're a
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  Speaker 1: wrong answer. A drunk woman stole a blank in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start with you.
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  Speaker 3: A drunk woman stole a horse in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: That is incorrect, which makes that a correct answer. So
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  Speaker 1: good job. That's actually the answer. When I saw the
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  Speaker 1: when I saw the headline that I would have said,
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  Speaker 1: I would have said, a drunk woman stole a police
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  Speaker 1: horse in New Orleans, because actually that would have been
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  Speaker 1: pretty believable too. Yes, all right, Trey, over to you.
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  Speaker 1: A drunk woman stole a blank in New Orleans. I
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  Speaker 1: need you a wrong answer an alligator that is incorrect,
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  Speaker 1: which makes it a correct answer inside wrong answers only.
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  Speaker 1: And I realized I'm supposed to be the host of
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  Speaker 1: this show. But even I get confused as to what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong and incorrect when you go back and forth so
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  Speaker 1: many times, I feel like I'm taking shrooms. All right,
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  Speaker 1: the real answer is a drunk woman stole a an
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  Speaker 1: ambulance in New Orleans. A drunk woman stolen ambulance in
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans. A woman in New Orleans stolen ambulance last
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday night, took it for a joy ride with two
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  Speaker 1: e mts and a patient still inside. Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: been so drunk that you stole an ambulance in New
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  Speaker 1: Orleans that had a patient and EMTs inside. This one
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  Speaker 1: gets to say yes to that question if she's ever
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  Speaker 1: asked it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that's that's one dedicated surgeon. That is,
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  Speaker 3: because most surgeons are hammered all the time. So that's
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  Speaker 3: that's when she's like, I got this, I'll take them.
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  Speaker 5: And it's funny any other you know time that that
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  Speaker 5: seems just on face value, stealing an ambulance in New Orleans,
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  Speaker 5: it seems very deestrian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I thought it was a good fodder
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  Speaker 1: for wrong answers only. New Orleans police said the woman
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  Speaker 1: was arrested and taken to the University Medical Center for
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  Speaker 1: a psych for a psychiatric evaluation. So let that sink in.
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans police arrested this woman because she was so
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  Speaker 1: drunk they thought she needed a psychiatric evaluation. You know
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  Speaker 1: that New Orleans police has has truly truly seen some
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  Speaker 1: stuff when it comes to drunk people, and they thought
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  Speaker 1: she was so drunk that she needed to be evalcuated.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if they took her in the same ambulance
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  Speaker 3: just put it right next to the patient. How are you?
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  Speaker 3: That was my bat.
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  Speaker 1: I also like to think this would be a great
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  Speaker 1: premise for like a like for a sitcom to start
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, how I met your mother? Part two?
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  Speaker 3: I met your mother the rehab years, Why your mom
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  Speaker 3: and I got divorced?
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, All of a sudden, you get
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  Speaker 1: all the answers you were looking for in the wonder years.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of rehab. Tomorrow is election day, Thank god, thank god,
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow's election day. If you have not voted yet, please
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  Speaker 1: do so for him ever you want. That's the idea,
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  Speaker 1: that's the idea of freedom. So yeah, go vote tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: And on election day, I would like to wish us
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  Speaker 1: all luck, not for one particular candidate over another, or
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  Speaker 1: for our guy to beat that guy or anything like that. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just wish our country luck because no matter who wins,
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  Speaker 1: you know we're gonna need it. I'll see you back
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse tomorrow.
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  Speaker 7: Stay Bates, SA