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Full Show 5-15-26: The Darndest Things · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: It's Friday, God, what are you doing this weekend?
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  Speaker 4: Why did you ask?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 4: I forgot.
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  Speaker 3: It don't matter. We're just gonna have a weekend. We're
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  Speaker 3: gonna sleep in. It's gonna be awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe maybe I'm sleeping in. We're gonna hope. So
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  Speaker 4: I might play games the entire weekend and sleep just
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  Speaker 4: enough to get back to work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna clean my house. You know.
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to my girl this morning because her
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  Speaker 3: off day was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I said, what did you do?
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  Speaker 3: She goes, I claimed, because when you work the schedule
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  Speaker 3: that we work, the only time you feel like doing
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  Speaker 3: it is on the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Then even then sometimes you're like, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 4: I need a little time. I think genuinely. You might
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  Speaker 4: not hear from me at all this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: I might be on my computer the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: My phones on. Do not disturb. Don't call me, nobody.
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  Speaker 1: If you're my neighbors, listen.
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  Speaker 3: If you're the boss, if you're Producer Blake, nobody call me.
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  Speaker 1: Do not disturb.
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  Speaker 4: Do not get in contact with producer Boy or Alabama.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, Happy Friday. We hope you have a really good weekend.
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  Speaker 1: To call the show. We'll see. We're not leaving yet.
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  Speaker 1: We're here for at least the next few hours. Eight
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  Speaker 1: three thirty five, Ay and Bama is the number. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: it's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? On the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 3: Lunch and Bull has just created a SHARKOOTERI ring.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think they were getting this fancy, but I
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  Speaker 4: guess I can be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know what it is yet. It's a shring,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's a sharcooter ring. It's a ring that
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  Speaker 1: you wear on your finger. Oh okay, cracker with a
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  Speaker 1: ring on it, and you put it on your hand
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  Speaker 1: and you put your lunchable stuff on it. They called
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  Speaker 1: it the sharcoter ring. It's so weird.
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  Speaker 4: No I fucking handle this type of information.
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  Speaker 1: I know so T ninety nine.
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  Speaker 3: It'll drop starting June eighth for National Best Friend's Day,
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  Speaker 3: where you can wear your lunchable as a ring, or
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  Speaker 3: you can get it ahead of the release at lunchables
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  Speaker 3: dot com.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta go see a picture of it.
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  Speaker 3: It's literally a charcooterie board, but a ring that is
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  Speaker 3: wild to me?
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  Speaker 2: Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yellabama Shaw eight.
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  Speaker 3: Three thirty five IY and Bama is the number to
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  Speaker 3: call the show.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry, good morning. What are you doing today?
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  Speaker 5: I am driving to my boyfriend's work.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome? What are you going to do? Or? You're not
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  Speaker 1: going to slash his tires? Are you?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: I volunteer there?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? What does your boyfriend do that you volunteer at
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  Speaker 1: his job?
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  Speaker 5: He's a mechanic, So I do the reception mark.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you're not getting paid to do that. You're just
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  Speaker 1: volunteering fun. Okay, but you need to tell that man
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  Speaker 1: to give you some money.
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  Speaker 5: Oh he does?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Jerry? You want you want to play
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  Speaker 1: Super Easy Trivia? And when it gets to Chris Brown,
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  Speaker 1: I do all right.
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  Speaker 3: I'll ask the question. Producer Blake is your lifeline if
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  Speaker 3: you need him?
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  Speaker 1: Question number one. I'll need him, Jerry. What is a
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  Speaker 1: group of lions called Producer Blake?
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  Speaker 4: That would be a pride?
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  Speaker 1: Pride?
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  Speaker 3: Is it next one? What star is closest to the earth? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know this Onney either.
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  Speaker 1: Ask Producer Blake. He's as space nerd Producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: That would be the Sun.
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  Speaker 3: The Sun is a star and it is the closest
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  Speaker 3: one to Earth. All right, last one for the wind. Jerry,
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  Speaker 3: in what country can you find the Great Pyramid of Giza?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that either.
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  Speaker 1: See the pyramids? I know you know this. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: I don't say Egypt, Egypt. Good job. I love you, Jerry.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations, you just won super easy trivia.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to Chris Brown and Usher.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 1: You with the Alabama Shaw the ironail.
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  Speaker 3: Farmers and Makers Market's going to be back next weekend. Farmers'
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  Speaker 3: markets are so good because you get the best fresh produce.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to have handmade stuff and baked goods also
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  Speaker 3: and locally harvested honey, which is good. It'll be every
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  Speaker 3: Saturday from May twenty third to August first, from eight
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  Speaker 3: am till eleven am. It's free to get into the
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  Speaker 3: farmers market and then you go get your goodies. So
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  Speaker 3: next Saturday you'll be able to go.
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  Speaker 1: Miller Lite just.
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  Speaker 3: Dropped a soccer ball shaped cooler. It can hold up
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  Speaker 3: to twelve beers. This is ahead of the twenty twenty
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  Speaker 3: six World Cup. It's actually a really cool looking Cooler.
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  Speaker 3: The limited edition soccer ball Coouler will drop on May
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  Speaker 3: twentieth for nineteen seventy five. Taylor Swift is starting to
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  Speaker 3: call her friends to invite them to her wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get an invit?
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  Speaker 1: No? I did not.
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  Speaker 3: She won't send out invitations or text because she doesn't
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  Speaker 3: want the information about her wedding to leak, so she's
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  Speaker 3: only making phone calls. And all she's saying is we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna get married this summer. Keep your schedule flexible. She
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  Speaker 3: hasn't even told her friends the actual date. It's just
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  Speaker 3: this summer. Keep your schedules open.
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  Speaker 4: You know how rough that is?
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  Speaker 1: Only Taylor Swift could do that. Yeah, it's twenty else
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, you're crazy. I don't care. Only Taylor
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  Speaker 1: Swift could do that.
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  Speaker 4: For Tita, I will keep my schedule open.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's three things you need to know. More at
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  Speaker 3: the Alabamashow dot com.
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  Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app eight.
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  Speaker 1: Three three five oh one.
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  Speaker 3: Bama is the number to call the show, Jason, give
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  Speaker 3: them more.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? What's your issue for? Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 7: The girl that I'm currently talking to, we've gone on
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  Speaker 7: a couple of dates. Okay, the inconsistent communication is what
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  Speaker 7: kills me.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean by inconsistent Let's call it the
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  Speaker 1: hot and cold hot and cold syndrome.
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  Speaker 7: I know there's a vibe. I know she likes me,
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  Speaker 7: but she does like to play the kind of cat
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  Speaker 7: and mouse game.
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  Speaker 1: How do you say?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 1: Give me an example.
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  Speaker 7: She will text at very random times of the day,
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  Speaker 7: very love bomby sweet things like things that I want
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  Speaker 7: to hear and like and whatever. I'll respond pretty right
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  Speaker 7: away to show like, you know, I'm not ghosting, I'm interested,
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  Speaker 7: but then nothing until like two days later.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that is very too.
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  Speaker 1: Much into it. No, it's not. She's got a life.
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  Speaker 1: She has a life.
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  Speaker 3: If she's thinking about you and she's letting you know,
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  Speaker 3: she's thinking value and then she's going to do something
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  Speaker 3: like I sent text and then put down my phone and.
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  Speaker 1: Go do farm tours. Yeah, for two days she may
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  Speaker 1: have forgotten.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there are times that I forget. Do you follow
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  Speaker 3: up after that? Like if she doesn't text you right away,
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  Speaker 3: do you not see anything and you're just like, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, I hope you had a good day,
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  Speaker 3: or do you just wait on her to respond back
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  Speaker 3: to two days.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just sit and wait.
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  Speaker 7: So, yeah, I can't sit and wait. I can't do
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  Speaker 7: that because I'm like, I'm not I don't care about
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  Speaker 7: the you know, the stupid rule of like double texting,
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  Speaker 7: you know, or triple texting, like I'm going to text
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  Speaker 7: you if I'm into you.
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  Speaker 4: So did you text her back?
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  Speaker 1: Or did you wait the two days to hear back?
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  Speaker 1: Like did you text her again?
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  Speaker 7: I did. I'm always texting back just chilly little updates
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  Speaker 7: or like I'm thinking about her, I'm texting her and
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  Speaker 7: I'm not getting I'm not getting those things back.
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  Speaker 1: But what are your updates?
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  Speaker 3: Because I went on a few dates with a guy
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  Speaker 3: that was sending me like an outline of his day,
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  Speaker 3: but none of it was asking me about me and
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  Speaker 3: how my day was going, and there was no need
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  Speaker 3: to respond. Are your text giving a warrant for a response?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely. I'm telling her like what I'm doing. I'm telling
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  Speaker 7: her about work, I'm telling her.
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  Speaker 1: About like my chilly social life.
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  Speaker 7: But then I'm always opening the door for like how's
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  Speaker 7: your day, What was the best part of your day?
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  Speaker 7: What was the worst part of your day? Like opening
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  Speaker 7: the conversation up.
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  Speaker 4: She sounds like the bad guy.
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  Speaker 1: I know she does it. She will text differently. Do
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  Speaker 1: you all? How are your phone conversations awesome?
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  Speaker 7: That's the thing, Like when we talk on the phone,
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  Speaker 7: we could like talk four hours like we could talk.
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  Speaker 1: It's so easy if you have good phone calls, just
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  Speaker 1: pick up the damn phone and call her. Also valid,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Hey, Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know how much translation gets lost in freaking text?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's a good texter. Or just pick up the phone
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  Speaker 1: and call her. You're not wrong there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Call the show Hate three three five I one bamas number.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever lost.
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  Speaker 3: A relationship over stupid texting?
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  Speaker 1: Things?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 3: What gives you the biggest ick when you're dating somebody
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  Speaker 3: new and they text you something that you don't like.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 1: The following program is on demand.
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  Speaker 3: Jason is upset because he started dating a new girl
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  Speaker 3: and she doesn't text him back every single day right away.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes she goes two days without texting. Call the show
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  Speaker 3: if you have advice. Eight three three five O one
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  Speaker 3: BAMA is the number. Amanda, Good morning, Where are you
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  Speaker 3: calling from?
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from Koleira awsome. What's going on in Klera today?
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  Speaker 6: Traffic? You know, instruction from the expansion?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, Yeah, that sounds about right. Okay, Amanda, are
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  Speaker 1: you calling about the texting?
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  Speaker 6: I am personally I'm a bad texter. I hate texting.
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  Speaker 6: I don't like texting, and I'm really really bad about
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  Speaker 6: reading a message and forgetting to respond. And even if
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  Speaker 6: you double takes me, I'll read it and then I'll
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  Speaker 6: get back to them later and it could still be
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  Speaker 6: like two three days And it's not yes, intentional, I.
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  Speaker 5: Just I don't like texting.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like it's what teenagers do when as an adult,
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  Speaker 6: I just have too much going on.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And if you are a grown man trying to
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  Speaker 3: date an adult woman, pick up the phone and call her.
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  Speaker 1: Texting is stupid.
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  Speaker 3: You read it in your own own anyway, somebody may
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  Speaker 3: text you.
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  Speaker 1: Something and it's meant as a joke and you read
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  Speaker 1: it as an insult.
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  Speaker 4: Then how do you communicate?
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  Speaker 1: You call her she's.
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  Speaker 4: Got work, How am I supposed to call?
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  Speaker 3: Wait until she gets off work and pick up the
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  Speaker 3: phone and make a phone call. If you don't have
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  Speaker 3: time to make an actual phone conversation, you don't need
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  Speaker 3: to be dating.
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  Speaker 6: And if she doesn't answer, just leave a voicemail saying, hey,
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  Speaker 6: give me a call whenever you have a chance. I'd
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  Speaker 6: love to talk to you and catch up.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, Amanda, I agree with you. Thank you, thanks for calling.
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  Speaker 3: He needed to hear that. The guy that just called
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  Speaker 3: that's mad about the girl.
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  Speaker 1: He needed to hear your call. Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure. Thanks, have a good day.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: We were asking what's your biggest ick when you first
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: start dating somebody? In texting? And you can always comment
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  Speaker 3: on The Alabama Show. We're on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: Crystal said, long replies when the other person clearly is
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  Speaker 3: on social media. I think that means they're waiting to reply,
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  Speaker 3: but you see them still post on Facebook.
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  Speaker 4: That is so irritating. That mean it feels like you're
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  Speaker 4: just trying to ignore me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, eight three three five one Bama is the
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  Speaker 3: number to call the show to share yours, Caitlin said,
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  Speaker 3: And I hate this one and somebody has done this
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  Speaker 3: to me and because they don't mean it, using pet names.
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  Speaker 1: Like baby, babe, sweetie.
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  Speaker 3: In every single message, when we just matched and it
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  Speaker 3: only seemed like three messages.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's a like dated, like when you're a fish flag. Well, yes,
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  Speaker 4: that's an official thing. You don't do that before you
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  Speaker 4: do like shut up, set the date.
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  Speaker 1: That's a love bomber. I have had somebody call me
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  Speaker 1: babe after only going.
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  Speaker 3: On one date and I was like, ooh that, what's
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  Speaker 3: your biggest ick when you're texting somebody that you just
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  Speaker 3: started dating?
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  Speaker 1: Eight three three five oh one. Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 2: There's three things you need to know you with the
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  Speaker 2: Elemma Show.
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  Speaker 3: If you're looking for things to do tonight, there's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of concerts going on around Birmingham. Brother Cain will
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  Speaker 3: be performing at Iron City Treaty Oak Revival at the
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  Speaker 3: Coca Cola Amphitheater. Eat a Peach It's an Allman Brothers
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  Speaker 3: tribute band at Avondel Brewing. Also willis Allan.
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  Speaker 1: Ramsey at Woodlawn Theater.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of stuff going on, so if you
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  Speaker 3: plan on getting out tonight, go have fun.
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  Speaker 1: All those concerts will be good.
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  Speaker 3: AMC Theaters just announced new menu items and they look
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  Speaker 3: really good. There's a Hot Honey Sausage, pizza del pickle
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  Speaker 3: pretzels in bites or a full sized pretzel, popcorn chicken
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  Speaker 3: and street corn poppers.
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  Speaker 1: They're also selling.
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  Speaker 3: Right now out house shaped popcorn buckets to celebrate the
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  Speaker 3: twenty fifth anniversary of Shrek, which also will be starting
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  Speaker 3: to air the starting today. So if you plan on
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  Speaker 3: going to the movies this weekend, there's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: new good movies out or you go see Shrek. Britney Spears,
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  Speaker 3: have you seen the report that she was causing a
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  Speaker 3: scene at a restaurant waving a knife around and barking
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  Speaker 3: like a dog.
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  Speaker 4: I've not seen this. No, I don't know how I
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  Speaker 4: missed that.
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  Speaker 1: This report came out yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: There was an entertainment journalist sitting at the restaurant and
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  Speaker 3: said that all the guests feared for their life and
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  Speaker 3: tweeted about it and said it was the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Britney Spears' is rhtt spoke out yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Afternoon to people and he said this was completely blown
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  Speaker 3: out of proportion. She was having dinner with her assistant
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  Speaker 3: and bodyguard and she was telling a story about her
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  Speaker 3: dog barking at the neighbor and cutting her hamburger in half.
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  Speaker 1: They said that.
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  Speaker 3: This is what happened twenty years ago when the media
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  Speaker 3: was trying to make Britney look crazy and that it
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  Speaker 3: needs to stop.
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  Speaker 1: It does need to stop.
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  Speaker 4: I need to know both sides of this situation.
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  Speaker 1: Fully, I need a video.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, full of this.
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  Speaker 1: Situation video so we can. But it does make sense.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Brittany, if you follow her Instagram, I could
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  Speaker 3: see how she would be telling a story about her
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  Speaker 3: dog and she would start barking, and I could see
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  Speaker 3: how if their table is close to her that they
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  Speaker 3: look at her like.
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  Speaker 1: What has happened?
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  Speaker 4: And she's a little animated. So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 3: More at the Alabama Show dot Com, we were listening
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  Speaker 3: to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 1: Me me, good morning. Do you have a what's awesome? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: I do? I have a really good with alt time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what's your good news?
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  Speaker 5: So my husband was diagnosed with stage four lung cancer
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  Speaker 5: a year and three months ago. Okay, and yesterday we
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  Speaker 5: just got gaman from his brain and long and there's
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  Speaker 5: no sign to care.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, girl, that is amazing. Oh my gosh, how hard
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: did you cry when you got that news yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: It was definitely surreal. We're just so thankful.
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  Speaker 1: So does he have to do anything else now? Like,
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  Speaker 1: is he good? No more meds? No more? Is it
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  Speaker 1: just like follow ups or what.
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  Speaker 5: He's taking a pill every day that is like a
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  Speaker 5: chemokill just to keep the cancerer coming back. Okay, but
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  Speaker 5: it didn't really have any bad side effects. And then
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  Speaker 5: he'll get scans every three to four months. But he
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  Speaker 5: feels good and we're just so blessed and thankful.
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  Speaker 3: The unsung heroes are the spouses that do everything to
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  Speaker 3: take care of their spouses. Like I'm sure you've driven
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  Speaker 3: him to appointments, you've helped him when he's sick, you
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  Speaker 3: cook the things, and I know that has been hard
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  Speaker 3: and scary on you too. So if nobody has told
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  Speaker 3: you today you're awesome, you are awesome.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate that. And we have a three year old
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  Speaker 5: and nine year old boy, so it's been a journey.
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  Speaker 5: But we're so so blessed.
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  Speaker 3: That is great. Thank you so much for sharing. I'm
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  Speaker 3: so happy for y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: My lifelong dream of maybe retiring from radio and being
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  Speaker 3: a teacher one day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm over that.
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  Speaker 4: What happened for that to happen?
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  Speaker 3: By the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama show
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Remember how yesterday I went
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  Speaker 3: to talk to my little cousin's class. My little cousin
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  Speaker 3: Hannah who that's her voice when she was a kid. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: her class was a whole. She teaches second graders, a
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  Speaker 3: kind of a rough scoll and she wanted me to
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  Speaker 3: go in and talk about my job, and we did
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  Speaker 3: a fake like radio show.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Well, I go in. Those kids are feral. As soon
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: as I walk in, they go, are you her mother?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: So it's sos mother.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I was fifteen when she was born. What kind of
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Springer show is this?
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  Speaker 4: Kids are feral. They'll say whatever they want.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Then they were like how old are you? Who are you?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you here?
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like, hey, does anybody listen to the radio?
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  Speaker 1: And then I said I'm Alabama. They're like wo.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: And then one kid goes, how much money do you
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  Speaker 3: make it ye're doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, none of your business, buddy, and then
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  Speaker 1: they go, oh, they said so much. I have a
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  Speaker 1: poor on my nose.
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  Speaker 3: You know what a poor is where your skin just
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  Speaker 3: has a hole in it where Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: The one kid comes up to me and he goes,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: was your nose, Piers? Oh whit, nobody, My skin's just bad.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, I was like trying to do show
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: stuff that we do.
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  Speaker 3: So I said, one of the things we do on
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: the show is three things you need to know. So
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: I'm new to your classroom right now, what's three things
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: I need to know about your class? And the trouble
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: making kids stands up and he goes, if you don't
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  Speaker 3: do what, miss sell and so says, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to say my little cousin's last name.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: If you don't say what Miss Hennis says, you go
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  Speaker 1: to the office and if you do this, you get
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  Speaker 1: a rite up.
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  Speaker 3: He like goes down the list of all the things
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: if you do bad, and.
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  Speaker 1: Hannah's sitting there with her head in.
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  Speaker 3: Her hands, going, oh my god. She goes, they're being
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: bad today.
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  Speaker 1: Those kids are so feral. They were cute and I
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  Speaker 1: loved it.
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  Speaker 3: But I was overstimulated after an hour.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think you can do that for a full
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  Speaker 4: not all day.
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  Speaker 3: No, I started, I was like, okay, kids, it's been great.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta go, I gotta go.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: And then they all latched onto me and they're like,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: can I come on with you?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: No, you cannot, But you know what they did that
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: was cool. It was so cool to see.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get emotional seeing my little cousin.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: This is her first year being a teacher and she
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: went to college for it, and I am very proud
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: of her because she's like my little sister.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: We both grew up with my grandmother, her whole class.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: When I was getting ready to leave, they all.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Lined up at the door, like two lines on each side,
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  Speaker 3: and they all put their hands up and did spirit
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  Speaker 3: fingers and made a tunnel and I.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Had to run through the tunnel when I love It's cute.
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  Speaker 4: It's cute.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I like that, so cute. But yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: He asked if my nose was pierced. I said, nobody.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Muskin's just bad.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just aging.
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  Speaker 3: So what are your kids, Because if you're a parent,
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I know you're listening. Your kids say things that they
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: don't care. They're feral, they have no filter. What's the
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: last craziest thing your kid has said to you? Eight
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  Speaker 1: Cherry, Good morning. Where are you calling from? Do you
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: have kids? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: What's the craziest things your kids have ever asked you
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  Speaker 3: or said to you?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: He's nineteen and he's you know, the boy.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: So he tells you to you am I that you
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• 19:51
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go home. It's Friday.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I like that idea.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Baby, it's been a week. Hey, have a good weekend.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Be safe. We'll see you on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Also, keep listening today because there's more chances twenty thousand
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• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.