Latest / The Enigma Daily / UFO Whistleblowers vs. The Pentagon: What Are They Not Telling Us?
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ah, good old 2026 hasn't taught you everything, is that?
- 0:04Speaker 1: You can't trust anything. At a bare minimum, you should
- 0:07Speaker 1: need to learn that because they tell you that left
- 0:09Speaker 1: is right, right is left, up is down, down is up,
- 0:11Speaker 1: and you're stupid if you didn't know that, right? For example,
- 0:15Speaker 1: climate change was a problem until we needed data centers. No, no,
- 0:18Speaker 1: that was a hoax. You don't need all that water.
- 0:20Speaker 1: You don't need all that heat. No, no, this is
- 0:21Speaker 1: good for you. This is good for you.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Also.
- 0:24Speaker 1: That's right.
- 0:24Speaker 2: The volcanoes would take care of it.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Volcanoes take care of it. No, this is the best
- 0:28Speaker 1: way to do it. No, it's the absolute cheapest way
- 0:30Speaker 1: to do it. But hey, you do your thing. Also,
- 0:35Speaker 1: you know, the only thing that's been reported more than
- 0:38Speaker 1: us winning the Iran war is that UFO disclosure is
- 0:41Speaker 1: just right around the corner, right around the corner. But
- 0:45Speaker 1: if you look into the madness, you've heard me say
- 0:47Speaker 1: this before, if you've watched this channel more than 10 minutes,
- 0:50Speaker 1: that these people are not smart. In fact, they're not
- 0:53Speaker 1: smart and they are starting to realize they're not smart.
- 0:57Speaker 1: So that's why they're just becoming like, you know what?
- 1:00Speaker 1: This has turned into a finesse job to a straight
- 1:02Speaker 1: up smash and grab. When you can't pick the lock
- 1:05Speaker 1: on the safe, just smash the window and grab the
- 1:07Speaker 1: jewels and just what are they going to do? So
- 1:10Speaker 1: in true fashion of this good old United States of America,
- 1:13Speaker 1: of a country that I do deeply love and I
- 1:15Speaker 1: know is about to bounce back in one heck of
- 1:19Speaker 1: a way. Jay, guess what's in the news today?
- 1:25Speaker 2: Take your pick, bro. Aliens, baby.
- 1:28Speaker 1: The aliens are back on the docket. The war's not
- 1:31Speaker 1: going well.
- 1:33Speaker 2: We're back on that circle, huh?
- 1:35Speaker 1: The aliens are back on the docket, baby. What do
- 1:39Speaker 1: you mean? Stop asking about these emails.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Aliens, baby. Yeah, the Israel war. Aliens, man.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Come on, man. What are you talking about?
- 1:49Speaker 2: Dude, at this point, it's going to take two tall
- 1:52Speaker 2: whites and a gray. To walk out on stage with
- 1:55Speaker 2: Trump to be any kind of distraction.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Playing boogie night or something like that.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Right. They're going to have to have a rave, a
- 2:02Speaker 2: gray rave. Bro. It's not happening. Preach.
- 2:07Speaker 1: And in typical fashion, the response that we just gave
- 2:11Speaker 1: you is what even the hardcore people have given. Like,
- 2:16Speaker 1: you know what, man? Put up or straight up shut.
- 2:21Speaker 1: up about these aliens but here's the news guys because
- 2:24Speaker 1: you know what i just don't want to sit here
- 2:26Speaker 1: and dunk on people because i'm gonna i'm gonna dunk
- 2:27Speaker 1: on some people tonight but the pentagon you heard me
- 2:33Speaker 1: right was created some i can't remember the exact year
- 2:36Speaker 1: jay but it was on september 11 make that make
- 2:38Speaker 1: sense in the shape of a pentagram it's the same
- 2:41Speaker 1: uh pentagram that's on the uh you know what flag
- 2:44Speaker 1: over there our greatest allies flag right and there is
- 2:46Speaker 1: no star of david that pentagram was created well that's 1666.
- 2:50Speaker 2: That's technically a sexagram.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Sexagram. There you go. Thank you, sir.
- 2:55Speaker 2: It's a six-pointed star as opposed to the five-pointed star,
- 2:58Speaker 2: which is the pentagram. You know, penta being five.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I'm coming from an ex-cultist over here.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Thanks, Jay.
- 3:05Speaker 1: You're welcome. Thanks for making me look stupid.
- 3:07Speaker 2: Here to help.
- 3:08Speaker 1: I do that on my own. I don't need you.
- 3:10Speaker 1: I don't need you waiting in. Sexagram, pentagram. We're talking
- 3:13Speaker 1: about the devil, Jay. The devil.
- 3:15Speaker 2: All right.
- 3:15Speaker 1: So, pentagon.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Broke ground September 11th, 1941.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Make it make sense, man. Why is it always the
- 3:24Speaker 1: September 11th, man? That's weird, right? Bro, like, there's so
- 3:29Speaker 1: many things. Charlie Kirk was, I mean, there's so many things, bro,
- 3:33Speaker 1: that weird stuff. The CIA was created, I think, on
- 3:35Speaker 1: September 11th, right? And dig that in there real quick, Jay.
- 3:40Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch of weird stuff with this number, right?
- 3:42Speaker 1: Like September 11th, September 11th, September 11th, right? Anyways, while
- 3:47Speaker 1: he's talking to the demon box there, I'll tell you
- 3:48Speaker 1: what was in the news because Jay and I are
- 3:50Speaker 1: totally making fun of these people all day today.
- 3:53Speaker 2: Well, that was July 26th, 1947 is when the CIA.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's some weird stuff about September 11th, man.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Ask your demon box.
- 4:02Speaker 2: All the weird things in that. Yeah, that's what I
- 4:03Speaker 2: was going to do next is.
- 4:05Speaker 1: So anyways, the Pentagon, Jay has created a legal waiver
- 4:08Speaker 1: allowing current and former personnel bound by UFO secrecy agreements
- 4:13Speaker 1: to speak... to a designated government UAP reporting system without
- 4:17Speaker 1: violating those NDAs. And you know how I know this
- 4:20Speaker 1: is a lie? Enigmites or, you know, I have to,
- 4:23Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna call you guys the enigmites over
- 4:24Speaker 1: here because you don't sign an NDA until you get out.
- 4:28Speaker 1: It's not even NDA. When you get a TSSCI clearance
- 4:31Speaker 1: and shocker, me and this guy both had one, right?
- 4:33Speaker 1: And we were privy to some pretty, you know, sensitive information.
- 4:38Speaker 1: When you get that, when you sign for that clearance
- 4:41Speaker 1: is when you sign this thing with the Pentagon or
- 4:44Speaker 1: the issuing agency, I don't know who does it anymore,
- 4:47Speaker 1: who issues the actual clearance or whatever, saying that you
- 4:51Speaker 1: will never write a book or you'll never make a
- 4:53Speaker 1: movie or you'll never speak about anything you've done related
- 4:58Speaker 1: to the military without first getting their approval. There is
- 5:02Speaker 1: no NDAs, right? There is no NDA, right? There is
- 5:04Speaker 1: no non-disclosure agreement, right? You'll go to jail, and a
- 5:08Speaker 1: matter of fact, people have gone to prison for, you know,
- 5:12Speaker 1: speaking out of turn and not getting permission from the
- 5:14Speaker 1: Pentagon to go and do it. So again, I said
- 5:16Speaker 1: something about two years ago. There was a movie called
- 5:21Speaker 1: Lone Survivor about this Navy SEAL who was in Afghanistan
- 5:25Speaker 1: and supposedly these goat herders walked up there and whole
- 5:29Speaker 1: big thing. I said some unpopular stuff. I said, this
- 5:33Speaker 1: guy is lying through his mouth. I think his name
- 5:37Speaker 1: was David Luttrell or something. I can't remember his name, man.
- 5:40Speaker 1: As this guy's lying through us, there's no way that happened.
- 5:43Speaker 1: There's no way that happened. More than likely, all four
- 5:46Speaker 1: of them were asleep and a hundred guys walked up
- 5:49Speaker 1: on them and they all freaking had to get into
- 5:51Speaker 1: a major gunfight right there. Go online. Look, there is
- 5:56Speaker 1: a complete, they're destroying them online the last two months.
- 6:00Speaker 1: It was a lie. But the Pentagon signed off on
- 6:03Speaker 1: it because a SEAL can't tell a story that he
- 6:05Speaker 1: was on because it's all classified without their permission. And
- 6:09Speaker 1: the same thing with the guy who claims to have
- 6:11Speaker 1: shot Bin Laden.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard there's some controversy there with that.
- 6:17Speaker 1: He was the fourth guy in the room and he
- 6:19Speaker 1: put a shot in him. Three other guys were already
- 6:21Speaker 1: in there. But again, they're letting him talk because it's
- 6:25Speaker 1: good for recruiting. It's good for that.
- 6:27Speaker 2: That's what it is. That's what it comes down to.
- 6:30Speaker 2: They let it go if it's good propaganda. Yeah.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Marcus Luttrell is the guy's name or whatever, right? I
- 6:35Speaker 1: can't remember. Rob O'Neill was the other guy. I'm not
- 6:37Speaker 1: taking away the fact that these guys were SEALs. I'm
- 6:38Speaker 1: not taking that away. I'm just calling it out. I
- 6:41Speaker 1: can say this before. Jay, you meet some of the
- 6:43Speaker 1: finest people in the military, right, Jay?
- 6:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:46Speaker 1: And then you meet some of the biggest effing degenerates
- 6:48Speaker 1: in your whole entire life.
- 6:51Speaker 2: Yes.
- 6:51Speaker 1: In the military, right?
- 6:52Speaker 2: For sure.
- 6:52Speaker 1: And so don't think that every veteran you talk to
- 6:55Speaker 1: is just some, hey. We're amazing.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Nah. People like to make up sea stories.
- 7:01Speaker 1: You are actually a piece of trash, and I will never,
- 7:04Speaker 1: and if I ever get the opportunity, I will kill
- 7:05Speaker 1: you myself. So anyways, Jay, just because you have to
- 7:09Speaker 1: cover it, Jay. Impressed, not impressed.
- 7:14Speaker 2: By what?
- 7:15Speaker 1: Did the demon box give us any good results on
- 7:17Speaker 1: the weird stuff that happened on September?
- 7:20Speaker 2: Weird that, like, this one's weird for me personally, because,
- 7:24Speaker 2: you know, in 1777... The British celebrated a major victory
- 7:30Speaker 2: over George Washington's forces at the Battle of Brandywine, right?
- 7:35Speaker 2: And I think that that's the one that my ancestors
- 7:42Speaker 2: were involved in, right? So, let me take a look.
- 7:48Speaker 2: And then there's... I had a list. What's that?
- 7:53Speaker 1: I used to have a list about all the weird
- 7:55Speaker 1: stuff that happens on September 11th.
- 7:57Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's not giving me anything good.
- 7:59Speaker 1: September 11th is Israel's New Year's Day. That's a fact.
- 8:03Speaker 2: The first time Nikita Khrushchev arrived in the United States.
- 8:08Speaker 2: The Hope Diamond was stolen.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:14Speaker 2: 1857, the Mountain Meadows Massacre in Utah. I don't know.
- 8:21Speaker 1: And if you know, they're all into the occult. They're
- 8:23Speaker 1: all into the occult, man. Super big time. But anyways, Jay,
- 8:27Speaker 1: enough of that. What do you think about this groundbreaking UFO,
- 8:30Speaker 1: UAP propaganda storm that's going around, man?
- 8:34Speaker 2: Man, like I said, I'm dead serious about that. Like
- 8:42Speaker 2: two tall whites and a gray would have to walk
- 8:44Speaker 2: out on stage and be like, hey, we're here for
- 8:46Speaker 2: me to care at this point. Because yeah, all right. Like,
- 8:50Speaker 2: I already think the Watchers were aliens, so, like, I mean.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, the Anunnaki. Yeah, for sure.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Yeah, like, the whole story there, just... The Book of
- 9:01Speaker 2: Enoch reads to me like a first contact story, right?
- 9:04Speaker 2: Coming from a sci-fi author perspective.
- 9:08Speaker 1: You're not alone.
- 9:09Speaker 2: So, I mean... And the idea that we're alone in
- 9:11Speaker 2: the entire galaxy is just kind of... The math doesn't...
- 9:16Speaker 2: The probability doesn't add up there, right? Like... For us
- 9:21Speaker 2: to have been the only civilization to rise in this galaxy,
- 9:25Speaker 2: just the numbers on that are astronomical, dude. Do you know,
- 9:29Speaker 2: just so many stars, so many planets in our, just
- 9:33Speaker 2: in our galaxy alone, the probability says that at least
- 9:38Speaker 2: one other one has to have had some sort of
- 9:41Speaker 2: civilization on it, dude.
- 9:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:44Speaker 2: And like, and then you look at how many galaxies
- 9:46Speaker 2: there are, right? Like they have a Hubble telescope picture
- 9:50Speaker 2: and it's like this grain of rice sized piece of
- 9:56Speaker 2: the sky and there's like 15 million galaxies in it.
- 9:59Speaker 2: I know that's probably exaggerating a little bit, but like,
- 10:03Speaker 2: there's so much in the universe that we can just,
- 10:07Speaker 2: that we can see and not even mentioning the things
- 10:10Speaker 2: that we can't see because they're too far away. Right.
- 10:13Speaker 2: The idea of us being the only civilized life in
- 10:16Speaker 2: the universe to me, just like, doesn't make any sense
- 10:20Speaker 2: because yeah probability wise it just it it's not it's
- 10:26Speaker 2: very very implausible that we're the only thing in here.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Right yeah i i i'm with you on that man
- 10:33Speaker 1: as well and the thing too that i look on
- 10:35Speaker 1: this is that please let it be star wars not
- 10:39Speaker 1: star trek please let it please let it be star wars.
- 10:42Speaker 2: I'm with you on that one right for sure.
- 10:44Speaker 1: Yeah please star wars not star trek right like that's
- 10:47Speaker 1: that's my thing right so But that's where everybody's going
- 10:50Speaker 1: with this type of stuff they're talking about. And again,
- 10:53Speaker 1: it's trending. It's only reason why it's trending is because
- 10:55Speaker 1: people are absolutely positively destroying it, right? And because I
- 11:02Speaker 1: tell you that these people are not smart, they're ruthless,
- 11:06Speaker 1: but they're not clever. They doubled down on it. And
- 11:08Speaker 1: so also it's been reported heavily, heavily reported that Trump
- 11:15Speaker 1: is preparing some kind of alien disclosure speech. Leak to
- 11:19Speaker 1: the Wired reports has reached, I'm quoting now because I
- 11:22Speaker 1: don't talk like this, fever pitch in the White House,
- 11:26Speaker 1: fueled by UFO community claims and comments from figures around
- 11:30Speaker 1: the issue. The White House has said, no such speech
- 11:33Speaker 1: is currently planned. Wink, wink. So that's why they're going
- 11:38Speaker 1: to come out and he's going to come out and
- 11:39Speaker 1: say what? What's he going to come out and say, right?
- 11:42Speaker 2: What? Nothing that's going to surprise. Look, I think at
- 11:46Speaker 2: this point, Like, so Gen Xers, right? Mm-hmm. We all believe.
- 11:56Speaker 2: We all watched the X-Files when we were kids. Yeah.
- 11:59Speaker 2: Great show. Yeah.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Great show.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Of course.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Scully was so hot.
- 12:03Speaker 2: The boomers probably don't believe in anyone back, right? Nah.
- 12:06Speaker 2: But my dad didn't believe in it. My dad was like, aliens, what?
- 12:12Speaker 2: And I was like, but dad, you know? And I
- 12:14Speaker 2: kind of convinced him with the math, right? And he's like, yeah,
- 12:19Speaker 2: all right. And then my mom and I share the
- 12:25Speaker 2: same opinion. We're basically a backwater on the edge of
- 12:31Speaker 2: the galaxy that.
- 12:32Speaker 1: No one cares about. We're totally outer rim.
- 12:35Speaker 2: We are the ghetto. Anybody comes here, they lock their
- 12:39Speaker 2: doors and keep on going. You know what I mean?
- 12:42Speaker 1: We are 100% an outer rim colony for sure, man. Absolutely, man.
- 12:46Speaker 1: This hyperspace lane is coming through.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:48Speaker 1: It was actually funny because, again, I tell you that
- 12:53Speaker 1: these people are not smart, but they're ruthless. And so
- 12:58Speaker 1: somebody asked a simple question because he and I were
- 13:01Speaker 1: having a joke at the end of the podcast or
- 13:03Speaker 1: the beginning of the show about how, you know, keep
- 13:07Speaker 1: rolling this thing out. But somebody took it serious and like, okay,
- 13:11Speaker 1: what's going on? Why are they pushing it? There must
- 13:13Speaker 1: be something going on. And when they found out what
- 13:16Speaker 1: was going on, right, The Trump administration is preparing to
- 13:21Speaker 1: send a $ 2. 8 billion bomb package.
- 13:27Speaker 2: Where? Israel.
- 13:29Speaker 1: To Israel, right? According to federal officials, in the coming months,
- 13:34Speaker 1: the Trump administration is sending a total of 40,000 Mark
- 13:38Speaker 1: 84s and blue 117 bombs to the government of Israel.
- 13:43Speaker 1: Each bomb weighs 2,000 pounds. Yeah, something funny for you, too.
- 13:47Speaker 1: This appears to be the largest transfer of conventional arms
- 13:51Speaker 1: from the United States in modern history. You heard that right, guys.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Even in World War II, we didn't send this much
- 13:59Speaker 1: munitions around. But here's where they're making a mistake, and
- 14:01Speaker 1: of course... So anyways, that's why the people have locked
- 14:05Speaker 1: onto this in a huge way, right? And here's something
- 14:10Speaker 1: strange to tell you, is that the President of the
- 14:13Speaker 1: United States, you just can't up and at will... send
- 14:19Speaker 1: munitions to other people's countries because some countries will take
- 14:25Speaker 1: that as a, wait for it, I don't know where
- 14:27Speaker 1: they would possibly think that, as a declaration of war, right? So,
- 14:31Speaker 1: for example, during the Vietnam War, the Russians were supplying
- 14:39Speaker 1: AK-47s and RPGs to the North Vietnamese, but they weren't
- 14:43Speaker 1: giving it to the North Vietnamese, right? They were selling
- 14:46Speaker 1: it to Cambodia or somebody above them, and Cambodia was
- 14:52Speaker 1: handling the transfer. You just can't give guns to somebody
- 14:56Speaker 1: else that's in an armed conflict. So, again, they are
- 15:00Speaker 1: not smart.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Like laundering money. It is.
- 15:04Speaker 1: And we did the, yeah, we did the exact same
- 15:06Speaker 1: thing there in Afghanistan. We gave the Mujahideen stingers, but
- 15:09Speaker 1: we get, we, it came through like, you know, Pakistan
- 15:13Speaker 1: or someplace like that.
- 15:14Speaker 2: Like it was laundered. But dude, nobody's, nobody's buying that
- 15:17Speaker 2: stuff anymore. People have access to too much information. Yeah, no.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Right.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Like you used to be able to hide that stuff
- 15:23Speaker 2: because it was all on paper. Yeah. Right. And now
- 15:27Speaker 2: it's all electronic and they can't hide it. They can't.
- 15:29Speaker 2: This is what, this is what gets me. You got
- 15:33Speaker 2: guys in there like Mitch McConnell, who's barely conscious, right?
- 15:37Speaker 2: These are all, you know, these 70, 80 year old
- 15:43Speaker 2: dudes who just don't understand how the internet works. Right.
- 15:47Speaker 1: They can't even check their emails.
- 15:49Speaker 2: That's a, don't even know how to use email. They
- 15:51Speaker 2: can't fathom people finding out what they're doing.
- 15:55Speaker 1: And again, how are they doing?
- 15:57Speaker 2: How do they figure it out?
- 15:59Speaker 1: Trump can't read tweets. They have to be printed off.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Read it all.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to be printed off. So that's one
- 16:04Speaker 1: of the reasons why he keeps his hottie around. She
- 16:07Speaker 1: prints off.
- 16:08Speaker 2: His human printer.
- 16:09Speaker 1: That's what they call her, man.
- 16:11Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know if it was fake or not,
- 16:13Speaker 2: but I saw a picture of them smooching on the
- 16:15Speaker 2: golf course.
- 16:16Speaker 1: It was fake. Yeah, right.
- 16:18Speaker 2: I kind of figured. I didn't figure it would be
- 16:20Speaker 2: that blatant.
- 16:21Speaker 1: I looked at it, man. No, that's probably happening, but
- 16:25Speaker 1: that's not.
- 16:26Speaker 2: That's blatant.
- 16:27Speaker 1: That's not like that, right?
- 16:28Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You can almost guarantee that's happening.
- 16:30Speaker 1: So when food truck, well, I know it's happening because
- 16:33Speaker 1: when food truck Donnie slipped out of Air Force One,
- 16:37Speaker 1: he took her with her. She was in the car.
- 16:40Speaker 2: In the car, yeah. Yeah.
- 16:41Speaker 1: And they were laying on top of each other, right?
- 16:43Speaker 1: So the only one, he left the rest of them
- 16:46Speaker 1: to die. He grabbed her and broke out, right?
- 16:49Speaker 2: Yep. Left everybody to die.
- 16:52Speaker 1: And that's, this is what people are talking about, right?
- 16:54Speaker 1: And again, a lot of people are saying like, okay,
- 16:57Speaker 1: you know, but Trump's response was, is that no, they're
- 17:01Speaker 1: going to, we're going to sell it to them. They're
- 17:03Speaker 1: going to buy it. But people are saying like, they're
- 17:04Speaker 1: buying it with, we give them like $ 8 billion and
- 17:08Speaker 1: they're just buying it.
- 17:08Speaker 2: The aid that we're giving them, they're purchasing weapons with
- 17:11Speaker 2: that aid. You're right. Yeah. Right.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 17:13Speaker 2: How does that make sense?
- 17:15Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Right.
- 17:16Speaker 1: It's total, total.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Make it make sense, man. Here, I'm going to give
- 17:20Speaker 2: you a check for, For $ 35, but you're going to
- 17:23Speaker 2: get $ 5 of that back so that I can give
- 17:26Speaker 2: you some bubble gum. Yeah. That's like something a child
- 17:30Speaker 2: would do.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Yep.
- 17:32Speaker 1: And I got some news for you guys as right now, right?
- 17:36Speaker 1: These munitions, right? are old school munitions. They have to
- 17:41Speaker 1: be dropped out of airplanes. I think, I don't know
- 17:44Speaker 1: if they can be, you cannot shoot a 2,000 pound
- 17:47Speaker 1: round from artillery. So people saying this is artillery, this
- 17:50Speaker 1: is not artillery, right? The artillery shell weighs a couple
- 17:55Speaker 1: hundred pounds, right? Not 2,000 pounds each. And again, some
- 17:58Speaker 1: people are, and myself included, I said, okay, that's very
- 18:03Speaker 1: odd that they're sending conventional weapons over there. Because they
- 18:06Speaker 1: don't have the plane capacity to make these runs to Iran.
- 18:09Speaker 2: Oh, well, wait. Here's how that works, man. And you
- 18:14Speaker 2: know how this works. They send them the bombs, and
- 18:17Speaker 2: then they're like, we can't use these without the F-35s
- 18:20Speaker 2: that you gave us.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Well, here's what I think is about to happen. Those
- 18:27Speaker 1: bombs are for Turkey, their northern neighbor that they're trying
- 18:31Speaker 1: to provoke a fight with. That's it. And they will
- 18:35Speaker 1: lose that fight.
- 18:36Speaker 2: That is a horrible idea.
- 18:38Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. So I actually knew a
- 18:43Speaker 1: guy that was in the Turkish military. And you know
- 18:48Speaker 1: him as well. I can't put his name out here,
- 18:50Speaker 1: but he was in the building we were in for
- 18:51Speaker 1: a long time, right? And he and I used to have,
- 18:54Speaker 1: you know, several conversations about military stuff, right? And there's
- 18:58Speaker 1: only one thing that he and I that actually could
- 19:00Speaker 1: ever agree upon with his military is that Turkey has
- 19:04Speaker 1: a legitimate armed forces. Legitimate. I'm talking about they have
- 19:10Speaker 1: a very, very sophisticated command and controls. They have a
- 19:16Speaker 1: very sophisticated training facilities. Their boot camps are very similar
- 19:21Speaker 1: to our boot camps. They are on. I would say
- 19:26Speaker 1: they are definitely on. There are top five.
- 19:30Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 19:30Speaker 2: I mean, they're a NATO country, dude.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 19:34Speaker 2: We've been training them for decades.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Yeah, and if Israel thinks they're going to drop a 2,000-bomb
- 19:41Speaker 1: over there and run and hide behind us, they're out
- 19:44Speaker 1: of their mind. Turkey will swarm those guys, and I
- 19:48Speaker 1: think that's the plan, actually. I think Turkey will swarm
- 19:51Speaker 1: those guys.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Well it won't just be Turkey though that's the thing
- 19:56Speaker 2: right because it's an attack or attack on one NATO
- 20:00Speaker 2: country is an attack on all the NATO countries so
- 20:02Speaker 2: Europe will will not like NATO like the real NATO,
- 20:08Speaker 2: not including us anymore because we're idiots and pulled out
- 20:11Speaker 2: of that stuff or won't... I don't even know what
- 20:14Speaker 2: our NATO status is anymore. But you... If anyone thinks
- 20:19Speaker 2: that they can attack Turkey and not have, like, Germany, Poland...
- 20:25Speaker 2: Poland's just itching for a fight, bro.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Poland's itching for a fight.
- 20:30Speaker 2: And, you know, like, I.
- 20:35Speaker 2: That is literally the start of World War III, right?
- 20:39Speaker 2: If Israel sends some of those bombs at Turkey, that's it.
- 20:42Speaker 2: It's over. It's World War III.
- 20:44Speaker 1: That's why Trump is going to pull us out of
- 20:46Speaker 1: NATO so we'll fight with Israel. And again, if you've
- 20:50Speaker 1: heard me say this before, do not, under any circumstances,
- 20:53Speaker 1: put your kids in the military. We're veterans, and we're
- 20:56Speaker 1: not the only veterans out there. I don't know a
- 20:59Speaker 1: veteran out there saying do it, to be honest with you.
- 21:03Speaker 2: The hard sell right now. Yeah.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Do not put your kids in the military. And when
- 21:07Speaker 1: they draft, when they send you a draft.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Letter, laugh.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Rip it up. Just rip it up. Selective service. Just
- 21:13Speaker 1: rip it up. This is right here. This is their final,
- 21:18Speaker 1: final attempt at, you know, trying to implement that.
- 21:27Speaker 2: I'll send my sons when I see Barron Trump. With
- 21:31Speaker 2: a uniform and an M16 out on the front lines.
- 21:35Speaker 2: That's what I'll send my sons. Yeah, no.
- 21:37Speaker 1: It'll never happen.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Yeah. Him first.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Also, because, you know, you want to know why this
- 21:44Speaker 1: is never going.
- 21:44Speaker 2: To happen, guys?
- 21:44Speaker 1: Remember I told you they're not smart? I'm going to
- 21:48Speaker 1: tell you how they're not smart. So I'm a simple man.
- 21:53Speaker 1: I grew up in Upper East Tennessee, but I've been
- 21:54Speaker 1: all around the globe. And one thing I've noticed is
- 21:56Speaker 1: I've been to a few places, right? And if I
- 21:59Speaker 1: had 40,000 Mark 84s and blue 117 bombs that weighed 2,000
- 22:05Speaker 1: pounds each, I got to tell you guys something. You
- 22:09Speaker 1: can't fly those things. You have to put them on
- 22:13Speaker 1: big old ships and send them ships over there. And
- 22:15Speaker 1: the last time I checked, right, nothing was going in
- 22:19Speaker 1: or out of that waterway to right on the coast
- 22:22Speaker 1: there to come through it, right? And so there is
- 22:25Speaker 1: no shot there. in your amazing american life that these
- 22:29Speaker 1: things will make it through that pass because right now
- 22:34Speaker 1: russia and here's one thing that iran really hasn't done
- 22:37Speaker 1: right there's another thing too i can tell you guys
- 22:40Speaker 1: about the strait all you would have to do is
- 22:44Speaker 1: sink like three or four ships at the mouth of
- 22:47Speaker 1: the strait and it will shut it you'll shut that
- 22:49Speaker 1: thing down for a year and a half right they'll
- 22:51Speaker 1: never be able to clear it through They haven't done that, right?
- 22:54Speaker 1: But they will do that the moment they try to
- 22:56Speaker 1: sneak in 40,000 of these bombs to go through there, right?
- 23:00Speaker 1: And again, Turkey's not stupid. They know what these are for.
- 23:03Speaker 1: They know that these weapons won't reach Iran. They know that, right?
- 23:07Speaker 1: Jordan knows what's up, right? So, yeah. Again, and I
- 23:13Speaker 1: just thought this was the absolute positively... one of the
- 23:18Speaker 1: more blatant things that they've tried to do. And again.
- 23:23Speaker 1: I'm going to be careful what I say because I
- 23:25Speaker 1: want to keep this on the air. I don't think
- 23:28Speaker 1: Trump had anything to do with it, actually. I think
- 23:30Speaker 1: that he is so checked out cashing checks that other
- 23:34Speaker 1: people are making these decisions for him, just like they're
- 23:37Speaker 1: making decisions for his pardon. He made fun of the
- 23:41Speaker 1: auto pen, which he's not wrong for doing that. The
- 23:44Speaker 1: only difference between the auto pen that Biden had and
- 23:47Speaker 1: the pen that Trump uses is that one's actually a
- 23:50Speaker 1: human and the other one was a machine. Neither one
- 23:52Speaker 1: of them are reading what they're signing. They're just putting
- 23:54Speaker 1: things on their desk, and he's just signing it, signing
- 23:57Speaker 1: it right. And so it's funny on that because Thomas Massey,
- 24:01Speaker 1: a man after Jay's heart, out of Kentucky, literally today,
- 24:07Speaker 1: which I think is hilarious, filed impeachment papers against Secretary
- 24:11Speaker 1: of War Pete Hegseth, and specifically citing his actions in
- 24:17Speaker 1: the Iran conflict, impeaching Peter Brian Hegseth, Secretary of Defense,
- 24:24Speaker 1: the Secretary of War, get it right news, for high crimes, Jay,
- 24:28Speaker 1: and misdemeanors.
- 24:29Speaker 2: He's a war criminal.
- 24:30Speaker 1: What is a misdemeanor war criminal, by the way? What
- 24:32Speaker 1: is a misdemeanor war crime? I mean, I thought when
- 24:37Speaker 1: I read that, I'm like, high crimes and misdemeanors. What's
- 24:41Speaker 1: a misdemeanor?
- 24:41Speaker 2: Well, dude, there's probably all kinds of charges they can
- 24:46Speaker 2: stack there. Yeah.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Here's the one they hit him with, though, I thought
- 24:50Speaker 1: the one that was actually pretty much laughable. That he
- 24:55Speaker 1: has executed unlawful orders under the War Powers Resolution, abusing
- 24:59Speaker 1: his authority at the Department of War. No, he has,
- 25:03Speaker 1: but he was just doing what he was told to do.
- 25:06Speaker 1: And that's a funny thing, too, right there, is that
- 25:08Speaker 1: me and this guy both were in the military for
- 25:11Speaker 1: a good long bit, and they try to tell you that.
- 25:15Speaker 1: You don't have to follow an unlawful order. I've never
- 25:17Speaker 1: seen anyone not follow an unlawful order.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Never. I don't know that I've been given a whole
- 25:23Speaker 2: lot of unlawful orders, though, if I'm being honest.
- 25:26Speaker 1: We've done some pretty sus things, man. Some things in there.
- 25:30Speaker 2: Not as part of my official duties.
- 25:34Speaker 1: Not war crime level. We didn't take out a village
- 25:36Speaker 1: or anything like that, man.
- 25:40Speaker 2: I haven't seen anything that I would.
- 25:43Speaker 1: So you did it for the love of the game, huh?
- 25:44Speaker 1: You weren't told to do it. You just did it, right?
- 25:49Speaker 1: I got to remind this guy right here, man. And Jay, uh,
- 25:51Speaker 1: altering official Naval record.
- 25:54Speaker 2: Law is a.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Felony, right? So you want to, you want to, you
- 25:58Speaker 1: want to rethink that, Jay?
- 25:59Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. You're right. I didn't falsify anything.
- 26:02Speaker 1: I just, uh, deleted them, moved them.
- 26:07Speaker 2: Hilarious. No, no, uh, No, the one time I got
- 26:14Speaker 2: yelled at was for.
- 26:16Speaker 1: You never forged a signature at all?
- 26:20Speaker 2: No.
- 26:21Speaker 1: No, really?
- 26:22Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Okay.
- 26:24Speaker 2: No, I had a very... I had a very... I
- 26:29Speaker 2: had a good way of taking care of that without
- 26:31Speaker 2: having to forge a signature.
- 26:34Speaker 1: I can tell you guys a funny story here. When
- 26:35Speaker 1: I was in the Navy... We have to carry this special...
- 26:39Speaker 1: I'm not going to really give it too much detail,
- 26:40Speaker 1: but there was a special safe that kept all this
- 26:42Speaker 1: stuff in there, right? And the safe had a combination
- 26:45Speaker 1: called an Alpha Combo and a Bravo Combo. You had
- 26:48Speaker 1: to have two people to open it, and one didn't
- 26:50Speaker 1: know the combos or whatever. So sometimes you would get
- 26:53Speaker 1: jammed up, and you'd have like four or five Alphas,
- 26:56Speaker 1: but no Bravos. You'd have to go find that one
- 26:58Speaker 1: guy with the Bravo. I'm not going to say who
- 27:01Speaker 1: these people were. It happened on multiple occasions at multiple
- 27:04Speaker 1: duty stations. I know guys that would spin that safe
- 27:08Speaker 1: and say, Joe, I'm out. Like, and there'd be wide
- 27:10Speaker 1: open and I would be in there controlling everything. And
- 27:13Speaker 1: it would be left to me to, uh, you know,
- 27:16Speaker 1: Johnny on the spot, his official records on there, which
- 27:18Speaker 1: is a straight up felony, but you know what? Find
- 27:21Speaker 1: the other guy to prove I did it right now.
- 27:23Speaker 1: And I'll come on there.
- 27:23Speaker 2: It's straight up a felony, right?
- 27:26Speaker 1: But yeah.
- 27:26Speaker 2: Yeah. I had a system. I had a system to
- 27:28Speaker 2: get around that. You never did that like that, right? I,
- 27:31Speaker 2: I would make sure that, uh, I would make sure
- 27:36Speaker 2: that my watch section was always either an Alpha and
- 27:43Speaker 2: two Bravos or a Bravo and two Alphas.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Yeah, not me. That was what it was, man, how
- 27:49Speaker 1: to roll with it. There was always an Alpha and
- 27:51Speaker 1: Bravo there, but them older guys, man, they would just
- 27:53Speaker 1: break out, and I'd be like, all right, man, I
- 27:54Speaker 1: hope I don't come back here.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Oh, I remember them doing that. That's why when all
- 28:00Speaker 2: y'all left, I took care of that problem.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Put that little click on it right there.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:05Speaker 1: So, yeah, man, so we'll see where this goes. I
- 28:07Speaker 1: don't think it'll go. I mean, actually, here's the thing
- 28:10Speaker 1: that I told somebody. Jay has a theory here that
- 28:16Speaker 1: Trump's going to get impeached and taken out here pretty soon, right?
- 28:21Speaker 1: And in January. I don't think he will now because
- 28:25Speaker 1: the Democrats, and there is no right or left, the
- 28:28Speaker 1: demons on the left versus the demons on the right.
- 28:32Speaker 1: They all want Israel to do whatever and have a war.
- 28:36Speaker 1: So why would they take Donnie out of there? Because
- 28:39Speaker 1: he's doing whatever their demon worshippers tell him to do, right?
- 28:43Speaker 2: Well, because sometimes winning is more important than anything else.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Well, I mean, so, yeah, I mean.
- 28:55Speaker 2: Right. I'm not saying that that's the right attitude. I'm
- 28:59Speaker 2: just saying that that's the prevailing attitude. So they want
- 29:03Speaker 2: to win. They want to rub his face in it.
- 29:06Speaker 1: Well, he's about to get humiliated. I'm fairly sure on that.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Hasn't already?
- 29:10Speaker 1: Man shits himself in public. No, that right there, man.
- 29:17Speaker 1: That stuff right there, I don't think he finds humiliating,
- 29:19Speaker 1: to be honest. Right, but see, that's what I'm saying.
- 29:23Speaker 2: He'll never find anything humiliating because his worldview cannot handle it.
- 29:29Speaker 1: I think if he loses.
- 29:32Speaker 1: The what's left of his MAGA. Right. And I think
- 29:37Speaker 1: some of these people out there actually believe that island
- 29:39Speaker 1: Boy's emails were just an op and they can't figure
- 29:42Speaker 1: out why he didn't, you know, they didn't release those
- 29:45Speaker 1: files earlier. And I'm like, because they don't care who
- 29:48Speaker 1: holds the knife. They tell them what to cut, right?
- 29:50Speaker 1: So they use them both, right? On compromises.
- 29:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:54Speaker 1: But there's a thing trending today that I didn't run
- 29:56Speaker 1: out here. I didn't flesh it out, man. Is that eventually, so...
- 29:59Speaker 1: And evidently, allegedly, again, I don't know if this is
- 30:04Speaker 1: true or not. I didn't even look into it. Ivanka
- 30:06Speaker 1: Trump has some friends that are coming forward when she
- 30:09Speaker 1: was a teenage girl talking about how they took her
- 30:12Speaker 1: to get an abortion, right? And there's a lot to
- 30:20Speaker 1: unpack there about what's going on on that route. I'm
- 30:22Speaker 1: not going to talk about it because.
- 30:23Speaker 2: That's just— You don't want to get— Get on any
- 30:27Speaker 2: more lists than you already are.
- 30:30Speaker 1: That right there, man. Like, I'm going to like, we'll
- 30:32Speaker 1: see where that goes. But supposedly that ever who ever
- 30:36Speaker 1: who did, if she did get that done, her friends
- 30:40Speaker 1: at school were saying that she confided in a few
- 30:43Speaker 1: of them, what had happened or what was going on.
- 30:47Speaker 1: And let's just say that if that's in, and that's
- 30:51Speaker 1: supposedly in the island boy emails as well. And we'll
- 30:55Speaker 1: see where that goes. But according to some people that
- 30:58Speaker 1: were in her circle, that ever who got her pregnant
- 31:01Speaker 1: was actually related to her. And so we will see.
- 31:04Speaker 1: We will see.
- 31:07Speaker 2: Spicy.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Where that goes. Again, take that with a large dose
- 31:11Speaker 1: of salt. But her high school friends are talking about it, right?
- 31:16Speaker 1: And people have picked up on it, right? So don't
- 31:20Speaker 1: know the details on it, but. Jay's been saying that
- 31:24Speaker 1: for a long, long time. What?
- 31:26Speaker 2: Something along those lines. What have I been saying? Oh,
- 31:29Speaker 2: that they're going to take Trump out?
- 31:31Speaker 1: No, about Ivanka's relationship with certain people. I actually think that.
- 31:36Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 31:37Speaker 1: I actually think that Ivanka... I actually think that Ivanka's
- 31:43Speaker 1: in those emails, but in a victim standpoint.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Yes, I think she's traumatized, dude. I really do. Like
- 31:53Speaker 2: just by, I'm pretty good at reading faces, man. And
- 31:56Speaker 2: I've seen some old interviews with her and like some
- 32:03Speaker 2: of the reactions she has to some of the things
- 32:05Speaker 2: that just completely innocuous stuff, right? Like giving her a
- 32:10Speaker 2: tour of her bedroom and stuff like that happened back,
- 32:14Speaker 2: like way back in the nineties or something like that. Like,
- 32:18Speaker 2: and you, and you look at her reaction to, to
- 32:21Speaker 2: some of the things that, I really wish I could
- 32:25Speaker 2: put my finger on what interview it was, but I
- 32:28Speaker 2: saw an interview with her when they were touring her
- 32:34Speaker 2: old bedroom or something like that. I can see a
- 32:41Speaker 2: trauma response when I see one. I know a trauma
- 32:44Speaker 2: response when I see one. They were asking questions about
- 32:46Speaker 2: her old room and she was showing them things. Every
- 32:50Speaker 2: time she got every time she looked down at her bed,
- 32:57Speaker 2: you could see this, something change in her demeanor and
- 33:00Speaker 2: her face, right? The micro expression would change. And like
- 33:06Speaker 2: a lot of times with people who have experienced some
- 33:08Speaker 2: kind of trauma, they'll, they'll have a, they'll have a
- 33:13Speaker 2: reaction to seeing something from the period in which they
- 33:16Speaker 2: were traumatized. Right. So like her going through her old room,
- 33:21Speaker 2: I feel like, There's something in, there was something in
- 33:27Speaker 2: that room that was, that was, I mean, giving her
- 33:30Speaker 2: flashbacks for lack of a better term.
- 33:33Speaker 3: Right.
- 33:34Speaker 2: And I really truly do believe that, yeah, I think
- 33:40Speaker 2: that she was traumatized and I won't get specific there, but.
- 33:44Speaker 1: There's also, there's also reports out there that I've read
- 33:47Speaker 1: that are, that are pretty, that are pretty sound is that.
- 33:50Speaker 1: she married Jared Kushner out of spite because Trump actually
- 33:54Speaker 1: hated Jared once upon a time. He absolutely hated this kid, right?
- 33:58Speaker 1: Absolutely hated Jared Kushner, right?
- 34:00Speaker 2: Well, they were the competition.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Yeah. So for a long time, right? The Kushners and
- 34:04Speaker 1: the Trumps were not, you know, allies whatsoever.
- 34:07Speaker 2: It was competition, man. They're both real estate people, big
- 34:12Speaker 2: real estate people. Yeah.
- 34:13Speaker 1: And so that's the thing too, that a lot of
- 34:15Speaker 1: people said that she did that out of spite. Either way,
- 34:18Speaker 1: I don't know. But again, I also, I think that, uh,
- 34:20Speaker 1: You know, I think Melania is in there as well
- 34:23Speaker 1: at a younger age. And she was, you know, also
- 34:29Speaker 1: a victim. But now she is what she is, First
- 34:33Speaker 1: Lady of the United States. So anyways, we will see
- 34:36Speaker 1: how this goes, Jay. Do you think that Hexeth will
- 34:39Speaker 1: get removed? I mean, I saw they had Kash Patel
- 34:41Speaker 1: in there today. A fun fact, the FBI says that
- 34:44Speaker 1: if you— this is weird. This is weird. The FBI says
- 34:49Speaker 1: that if you have ever had intercourse with an animal,
- 34:54Speaker 1: you're no longer disqualified from being an FBI agent. You
- 34:57Speaker 1: heard me say that, Corey.
- 34:58Speaker 2: I'm not making this up. They questioned Patel about that, yeah.
- 35:07Speaker 1: How many people are applying for the FBI that have
- 35:11Speaker 1: put that on their record that they had to go
- 35:13Speaker 1: and say, okay, yeah, well, this can no longer be
- 35:15Speaker 1: a disqualifying... Right?
- 35:17Speaker 2: Like, I could see, like, oh, well, you know, if
- 35:20Speaker 2: you had a little bit of marijuana use, we're going
- 35:23Speaker 2: to overlook that. But bestiality is a symptom of a
- 35:27Speaker 2: diseased mind.
- 35:29Speaker 1: I don't know where that came from. And they also,
- 35:31Speaker 1: for some reason, worded it that the animal can become
- 35:33Speaker 1: an FBI as well. I'm not making this up. I'm
- 35:36Speaker 1: not making this up. They even asked him, like, why
- 35:38Speaker 1: are you including the animals? Well, we have a lot
- 35:40Speaker 1: of good canines. I'm like, what are y'all—what are you doing?
- 35:45Speaker 1: And it makes me think of something along the lines
- 35:47Speaker 1: here that something weird is afoot, man. Something is strange
- 35:53Speaker 1: on there. I do not understand.
- 35:56Speaker 2: Yeah, me neither. I just think it's a madhouse. I
- 36:01Speaker 2: think that you have the worst possible people in charge,
- 36:06Speaker 2: just not remotely qualified for the job. Like, Like, historically,
- 36:12Speaker 2: the Secretary of Defense is someone who's earned it. By
- 36:15Speaker 2: hook or by crook, they've earned it, right? It's a
- 36:17Speaker 2: general or, you know, some high-ranking military guy who's been
- 36:23Speaker 2: in the service for a long time and ends up
- 36:27Speaker 2: being Secretary of Defense or has some kind of experience.
- 36:31Speaker 2: We're talking about a dude who got the job because
- 36:34Speaker 2: he's pretty and he was on Fox News.
- 36:36Speaker 1: I don't even think he's that handsome.
- 36:39Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Objectively, objectively not ugly. How
- 36:44Speaker 2: about that?
- 36:46Speaker 1: Yeah, he, he, I don't understand. I don't understand the,
- 36:50Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on.
- 36:54Speaker 2: I do. He's recruiting for a reality TV show.
- 36:57Speaker 1: No, the animal, the whole thing with the animals.
- 36:59Speaker 2: The animals. Yeah, that I just can't fathom. What?
- 37:03Speaker 1: Like, what?
- 37:04Speaker 2: Well, it had to have happened enough That it was
- 37:09Speaker 2: impacting the ability to recruit people.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
- 37:15Speaker 2: And if that's the case, why are they scraping the
- 37:20Speaker 2: bottom of the barrel so hard?
- 37:22Speaker 1: Oh, I know why.
- 37:23Speaker 2: I know why.
- 37:23Speaker 1: I know why what that is right there. Because, again,
- 37:27Speaker 1: they are, out of all the three later agencies out there, right?
- 37:32Speaker 1: The two rock bottom is FBI and CIA. The two
- 37:36Speaker 1: rock bottom.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Didn't used to be that way. No, no.
- 37:38Speaker 1: It used to be the CIA could recruit and get anybody.
- 37:42Speaker 1: All their recruitment numbers are down. All of them.
- 37:45Speaker 2: Nobody wants to work for a complete and utter incompetent...
- 37:50Speaker 2: But you know what the main catalyst on.
- 37:53Speaker 1: You can look this up, man. The main catalyst is
- 37:54Speaker 1: the J6. They had FBI agents in the crowd hyping
- 38:00Speaker 1: the crowd up during January 6th. They were setting people
- 38:02Speaker 1: up to get arrested, right?
- 38:03Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. And.
- 38:06Speaker 1: People are like, what? Like, so also, too, have you
- 38:08Speaker 1: seen the have you seen these group of guys that
- 38:13Speaker 1: go out? They're supposed to be like these radical dudes
- 38:18Speaker 1: wearing khakis and black polos and like these masks or whatever.
- 38:22Speaker 1: And they're carrying these like these these flags around. They're
- 38:27Speaker 1: all in shape, right? They're all in shape, right?
- 38:29Speaker 2: Are we talking about like some kind of group like
- 38:31Speaker 2: the Oath Keepers or whatever?
- 38:32Speaker 1: Something like that, man. Like something, some radical.
- 38:35Speaker 2: The Cowboys.
- 38:36Speaker 1: Something like that, man. Some radical thing, right? They're all feds.
- 38:39Speaker 1: And you want to know how they budget?
- 38:41Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. There is a lot of that, right? Yeah. Well,
- 38:47Speaker 2: the Oath Keepers started out as like a constitutionalist group
- 38:51Speaker 2: within the services, like, Like in the military service and
- 38:55Speaker 2: in like the FBI and police and everything like that.
- 38:58Speaker 2: That's where it started was like guys who were strict
- 39:04Speaker 2: constitutionalists within the services, right? And it was infiltrated. And
- 39:11Speaker 2: just like any other group that happens like that, they
- 39:15Speaker 2: get infiltrated and twisted, right?
- 39:18Speaker 1: So do you know how they busted them?
- 39:21Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
- 39:22Speaker 1: It's hilarious. It's funny. There's no fat one. None of
- 39:26Speaker 1: them are fat. They're all in shape. They're all... they're all,
- 39:30Speaker 1: they're all in shape guys, right? There's no fatties out there, right?
- 39:32Speaker 1: People like, so, and they're, and also too, they all
- 39:35Speaker 1: get on this bus and they're all so orderly and
- 39:38Speaker 1: they're all so, They're also, you know, no tattoos.
- 39:42Speaker 2: There's discipline.
- 39:42Speaker 1: There's exactly. There's no beards. There's no nothing.
- 39:46Speaker 3: Right.
- 39:46Speaker 1: And so no one's drinking a Red Bull.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Or a monster.
- 39:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:50Speaker 1: So. So because of that, people are like, you know,
- 39:55Speaker 1: nailing these feds.
- 39:56Speaker 2: And then.
- 39:58Speaker 1: Have you ever looked into this story about. Oh, my gosh.
- 40:03Speaker 1: I'm drawing a blank on it. This guy. Who was
- 40:06Speaker 1: a Green Beret who was living off the grid and
- 40:08Speaker 1: the FBI went to his house and in ghillie suits
- 40:11Speaker 1: and shot his kid, shot his wife while his wife
- 40:13Speaker 1: was holding his baby. Now this was a Ruby Ridge.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Oh. Have you ever seen the details of Ruby Ridge?
- 40:19Speaker 2: I don't know a whole lot of, no, I don't
- 40:21Speaker 2: know the details of Ruby Ridge. I remember it happening,
- 40:23Speaker 2: but I don't remember.
- 40:26Speaker 1: This dude was a Army Green Beret, came back from Vietnam,
- 40:31Speaker 1: was done with the world. moved off into the wilderness,
- 40:34Speaker 1: started his own, you know, basically living off the grid.
- 40:39Speaker 1: For some reason, he came under the FBI's surveillance. Instead
- 40:44Speaker 1: of them going to his house and knocking on the door,
- 40:48Speaker 1: they sent sniper teams out there with ghillie suits, right?
- 40:52Speaker 1: So this Green Beret notices that his house is being
- 40:56Speaker 1: surrounded by snipers and spotters, right? And he confronts them.
- 41:03Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, he knows they're out there. His kid
- 41:07Speaker 1: sees them, pulls up a gun. He doesn't know what's
- 41:10Speaker 1: going on. They shoot and kill his kid. And then
- 41:14Speaker 1: his wife comes out. She's holding their baby. They shoot
- 41:17Speaker 1: and kill her. So Ruby Ridge, bro, is a horrible,
- 41:24Speaker 1: horrible stain.
- 41:27Speaker 2: It says here they went on August 21st, 1992. Marshals
- 41:33Speaker 2: went to watch or arrest Weaver. The family... This is
- 41:38Speaker 2: the official story. Yeah, right, right. Right? The family dog
- 41:42Speaker 2: barked at the agent, so they shot the dog. Right.
- 41:45Speaker 2: And that started a gun battle, right? Right. Weaver's 14-year-old son, Sammy,
- 41:52Speaker 2: was killed. The FBI surrounded the cabin with a large team.
- 41:56Speaker 2: An FBI sniper shot and wounded Randy Weaver. And then...
- 42:02Speaker 2: Another shot missed or missed or went through the door
- 42:06Speaker 2: and killed Weaver's wife, Vicky, while she held their baby.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Exactly. Missed.
- 42:10Speaker 2: Just.
- 42:11Speaker 1: Bro, that's the FBI. I'm telling you, that's what it's become, man.
- 42:16Speaker 1: And I'm not the only one pointing this out. They're hated.
- 42:20Speaker 2: They're hated.
- 42:20Speaker 1: When's the last time? Perfect example. When is the last
- 42:24Speaker 1: time the FBI cracked a major, you know, like save
- 42:29Speaker 1: the planet case, right?
- 42:32Speaker 2: Well, see, that's the other thing. How many do we
- 42:34Speaker 2: know about, right?
- 42:36Speaker 1: Because they don't want them cracked. They don't want them saved, right?
- 42:41Speaker 2: Justification for their existence, right? Bingo.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Bingo, bingo, bingo. And there's countless examples. So if you
- 42:48Speaker 1: don't know this, the FBI is on the GS pay scale, 13, 14, 15,
- 42:51Speaker 1: or whatever, right? They only get promoted up as if
- 42:54Speaker 1: they crack these cases. These guys are creating the cases
- 42:58Speaker 1: and then cracking the cases. They're getting promotions on it, right?
- 43:01Speaker 2: We don't know. We don't know anything about that, do we? Exactly.
- 43:06Speaker 1: For sure, right?
- 43:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:08Speaker 1: For sure.
- 43:09Speaker 2: Even in our little world, that happens where people create
- 43:13Speaker 2: a problem and then they come up with the solution
- 43:16Speaker 2: to the problem to get promoted. Yeah.
- 43:19Speaker 1: And that's what I'm talking about with these guys. And
- 43:21Speaker 1: that's why their recruitment sucks. And that's why no one
- 43:23Speaker 1: wants to work for them. And again, we don't need them.
- 43:27Speaker 1: We do not need all of these alphabets. We need one.
- 43:31Speaker 1: I thought about this yesterday, right, because I'm stupid like this.
- 43:36Speaker 1: We need one intelligence agency.
- 43:41Speaker 3: One.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Keep the NSA. Get rid of the rest of them.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Get out of there, right? Number two, we need one
- 43:47Speaker 1: federal to compromise with you, right, even though I don't
- 43:49Speaker 1: think we need it. We need one federal law enforcement agency,
- 43:54Speaker 1: and it's not the FBI, man.
- 43:55Speaker 2: U.S. Marshals.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Bam! I didn't even know what they were until the
- 43:59Speaker 1: other day, right? You need a U.S. Marshal system. Get
- 44:03Speaker 1: rid of the ATF. Get rid of the FBI. Get
- 44:05Speaker 1: rid of the CIA.
- 44:07Speaker 2: DEA.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Get rid of all these donkeys, man. Get rid of
- 44:10Speaker 1: all these guys, right? You need one. And you know what?
- 44:12Speaker 1: I'll even tell you. You don't have to lay these
- 44:14Speaker 1: guys off. Just combine them.
- 44:16Speaker 2: And then trim it.
- 44:17Speaker 1: And just trim it.
- 44:18Speaker 2: Just make them all Marshals.
- 44:20Speaker 1: And then rework the mission statement. That's it.
- 44:25Speaker 2: That's it. No, I get down with that.
- 44:28Speaker 1: And you know what? The FBI headquarters or the new U.S.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Marshal headquarters has to be in Wyoming. It has to
- 44:35Speaker 1: be so far away from D.C.
- 44:37Speaker 2: From D.C., yeah.
- 44:38Speaker 1: That they can't go to any parties or any dinners
- 44:42Speaker 1: or anything like that.
- 44:43Speaker 2: It should be a separate entity. Well, see, that's the
- 44:45Speaker 2: same thing with the– that's the same thing, and I
- 44:48Speaker 2: agree with you on this. The attorney general needs to
- 44:50Speaker 2: be an elected position.
- 44:54Speaker 1: Correct.
- 44:54Speaker 3: Correct.
- 44:55Speaker 2: Right. It can't be an appointed position. It has to
- 44:58Speaker 2: be an elected position. We should be voting for the U.S.
- 45:01Speaker 2: attorney general because right now, like the current administration and
- 45:07Speaker 2: I'm not saying that like I'm not saying like literally
- 45:11Speaker 2: every administration has done this. They appoint an attorney general
- 45:15Speaker 2: that's that's favorable to the executive.
- 45:18Speaker 3: Right.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 45:19Speaker 2: And that's not it can't be like that. Right. In Pennsylvania,
- 45:23Speaker 2: we have opposing, right? Which is interesting, right? We have
- 45:27Speaker 2: Dave Sunday, who's the Attorney General of Pennsylvania. He's a Republican.
- 45:31Speaker 2: And Josh Shapiro, who's the governor, who's a Democrat, right?
- 45:35Speaker 2: We vote in Pennsylvania for the Attorney General. I like
- 45:37Speaker 2: that system, right?
- 45:39Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt.
- 45:39Speaker 2: Because sometimes you get opposing viewpoints. And that way, you
- 45:43Speaker 2: don't have somebody who's in the governor's pocket, right? Yeah.
- 45:47Speaker 2: And he'll prosecute crimes based on the crime's merit rather
- 45:51Speaker 2: than what the governor wants him to do.
- 45:53Speaker 1: Correct.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Or at least the governor has to negotiate with him.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. I think it should be a
- 45:58Speaker 1: separate– I think that– Put it under the judicial? Believe it, bro.
- 46:04Speaker 1: They should not have any say in what goes on
- 46:07Speaker 1: down there. And I would snatch up Fort Meade right
- 46:09Speaker 1: off Fort Maryland. I'm sorry, the NSA. I would snatch
- 46:12Speaker 1: the NSA right off Fort Maryland and put it in
- 46:14Speaker 1: Fort Hood down in Texas. If you guys don't know
- 46:16Speaker 1: where the NSA is at, it's actually on the back
- 46:18Speaker 1: end of this Army base in Maryland, Laurel, Maryland. I
- 46:23Speaker 1: think it's the exact same place on it. specific place,
- 46:27Speaker 1: I'd move it to Fort Hood. I would take that
- 46:29Speaker 1: whole thing to Fort Hood. That way you're not driving
- 46:31Speaker 1: down to D.C. for these private meetings or anything like that.
- 46:34Speaker 2: No, and I agree. I think that's a good idea.
- 46:36Speaker 2: A little bit of geographical separation would be a good idea.
- 46:39Speaker 1: And every single lobbyist, and you know what else I
- 46:41Speaker 1: would do too? I'm dead serious when I say this.
- 46:43Speaker 1: Every lobbyist and every embassy has to go to Baltimore
- 46:49Speaker 1: or Richmond, one or the other. Split them up.
- 46:53Speaker 2: Well, the lobbyists live in D.C. because that's where the
- 46:56Speaker 2: senators and that's where Congress is.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Get rid of them.
- 47:00Speaker 2: I don't even want to see the lobbying anymore.
- 47:03Speaker 1: We need to get rid of that. All the embassies
- 47:06Speaker 1: have to go to Richmond. That way, again, that's how
- 47:08Speaker 1: we'll look at it.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Yeah, geographical separation of all this stuff is not a
- 47:11Speaker 2: bad idea.
- 47:12Speaker 1: And that way you're not having those cocktail parties or
- 47:15Speaker 1: whatever doing all that weird stuff down there. Yeah, a
- 47:16Speaker 1: whole lot of weird stuff. Anyways, speaking of weird stuff,
- 47:19Speaker 1: as we come up to the back end of this thing.
- 47:23Speaker 1: a place there's not too many places i wouldn't go
- 47:25Speaker 1: guys but there's one of them out there that if
- 47:27Speaker 1: i ever got tickets to i said i'd give them
- 47:28Speaker 1: away and that's skinwalker ranch right i got no i
- 47:32Speaker 1: know you would right i have no desire to go
- 47:35Speaker 1: to skinwalker ranch however they're uh trending today because george
- 47:40Speaker 1: knapp recently brought together former skinwalker ranch robert bigelow and
- 47:44Speaker 1: current owner brandon fugal for a comparison meeting right and
- 47:48Speaker 1: they were talking about you know the information that they
- 47:51Speaker 1: gathered from the last 30 years that they had together.
- 47:56Speaker 1: And they were talking about all the weird stuff down there.
- 47:59Speaker 1: Anywhere from dogman sightings, cattle mutilations, predator sightings of the
- 48:08Speaker 1: shimmer effect in the tree lines up there, strange creatures,
- 48:12Speaker 1: aerial phenomenon, and The hitchhiker effect, right? The hitchhiker effect
- 48:17Speaker 1: is when you go through a ghost investigation and that
- 48:19Speaker 1: ghost leaves with you and goes home. That's why I
- 48:21Speaker 1: don't do paranormal stuff, right? I don't need that in
- 48:24Speaker 1: my life. Even though I'm down with Jesus, I'm not
- 48:27Speaker 1: trying to test those waters. But the strangest thing about
- 48:30Speaker 1: Skinwalker Ranch that freaks me out is that if you
- 48:32Speaker 1: dig anywhere on Skinwalker Ranch, they specifically tell you do
- 48:36Speaker 1: not dig on Skinwalker Ranch. What sounds like it when
- 48:40Speaker 1: you stop digging is that you hear some type of
- 48:43Speaker 1: underground machinery taking place or moving around we had a
- 48:48Speaker 1: guy on our show back in the day jay scott
- 48:49Speaker 1: murtaugh scott how are you doing big guy he was
- 48:52Speaker 1: the one that told us about you know he was
- 48:53Speaker 1: really big in the skinwalker ranch and talking about that
- 48:58Speaker 1: phenomenon specifically about something mechanical is alive underneath skinwalker ranch
- 49:07Speaker 1: and the number one theory that seems to be taking
- 49:10Speaker 1: place is that I don't know if you ever watched
- 49:13Speaker 1: Dune or anything like that. they had and the dune
- 49:15Speaker 1: bacolor they have these things called smart machines right which
- 49:18Speaker 1: is like a basically an ai auto bot of some
- 49:22Speaker 1: type right they're saying underneath that is there's got to
- 49:26Speaker 1: be some type of crashed buried you know.
- 49:31Speaker 2: Self-repairing there's all these rumors about a craft that's bigger
- 49:35Speaker 2: than something that they can.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Move yeah exactly right yeah.
- 49:39Speaker 2: Nobody wants to disclose what or where that is. What's
- 49:45Speaker 2: interesting to me is that Skinwalker Ranch is right near... Utah! Well,
- 49:53Speaker 2: it's in Utah, but it's right near a mountain range.
- 49:57Speaker 2: And a lot of tribal lands there. It's directly tribal lands.
- 50:01Speaker 1: Yeah, so the folklore reasoning for behind what happens in
- 50:10Speaker 1: skin Walker ranch is I can't remember the two tribes.
- 50:13Speaker 1: One tribe was going to war with another tribe and one,
- 50:16Speaker 1: the other tribe was losing badly. And again, I like
- 50:21Speaker 1: people sending me videos talking about how the colonizers were
- 50:24Speaker 1: savages and rapers and killers. And I think to myself, like,
- 50:28Speaker 1: have you not studied anything about what the Comanche and
- 50:31Speaker 1: the Choctaw and the Cherokee and like how y'all.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Used to not a peaceful place before we got it.
- 50:36Speaker 2: It wasn't all. Sunshines and rainbows and dancing with wolves, bro.
- 50:41Speaker 2: It was savage.
- 50:43Speaker 1: The fact that they try to think that Native Americans
- 50:45Speaker 1: were making daisies, you know, hair bows down there. No,
- 50:50Speaker 1: you guys were.
- 50:52Speaker 2: No, they were fighting amongst each other.
- 50:54Speaker 1: Fighting amongst other. But the medicine man from the losing
- 50:56Speaker 1: tribe made a deal or did something, man, and became
- 51:01Speaker 1: this entity of some sort, right? And cursed the land
- 51:05Speaker 1: because they're about to lose the land, right? And that's
- 51:07Speaker 1: where they say that the Skinwalker Ranch got its parent.
- 51:10Speaker 1: I can't remember the two tribes. Ask your demon box
- 51:12Speaker 1: what the two tribes.
- 51:13Speaker 2: Well, all I can say is there's a reservation. And
- 51:18Speaker 2: I'm going to butcher this name and I apologize in
- 51:21Speaker 2: advance because even this one's hard for me. Uintah and Ouray.
- 51:26Speaker 2: U-I-N-T-A-H and O-U-R-A-Y reservation is right there. To the south
- 51:36Speaker 2: is some other... I had it just a minute. But, yeah,
- 51:42Speaker 2: there's some... Yeah, I want to say, like, trying to
- 51:47Speaker 2: find the right map now. Hold on. There's another reservation
- 51:51Speaker 2: right nearby. The Ute Mountain Reservation. The Navajo Nation. The
- 51:57Speaker 2: Hopi Nation. It's all fairly close.
- 52:00Speaker 1: I think it was the Navajos were fighting the Utes,
- 52:02Speaker 1: to be honest with you. And the Utes cursed the land.
- 52:04Speaker 2: Could be.
- 52:06Speaker 1: So anyways, if you know in the comments, let us know, guys.
- 52:08Speaker 1: But there's definitely something weird about that place, man. Something weird.
- 52:13Speaker 1: Something very, very, very weird about that area. And I
- 52:17Speaker 1: have no desire to go there and do any type
- 52:18Speaker 1: of investigation about it whatsoever.
- 52:20Speaker 2: Oh, man. Somebody sends me a ticket. I'll go.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Bro, you're not worried about that stuff.
- 52:25Speaker 2: I ain't scared. I ain't scared.
- 52:27Speaker 1: You're not scared? Bro.
- 52:29Speaker 2: Nah.
- 52:30Speaker 1: We're talking Skinwalker Ranch here.
- 52:31Speaker 2: God.
- 52:33Speaker 3: Man.
- 52:33Speaker 2: Don't scare me. I got like, it's weird, man. I
- 52:37Speaker 2: got like this weird force field around me or something
- 52:39Speaker 2: that no crazy weird stuff happens around me like that.
- 52:44Speaker 2: So if I show up on Skinwalker Ranch, ain't nothing
- 52:47Speaker 2: we're going to have.
- 52:48Speaker 1: All right. Well, now I want to test. Now I
- 52:50Speaker 1: want to send you down there. Now I want to
- 52:53Speaker 1: poke that beehive and see what we.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Can get going. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.
- 52:58Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not going.
- 52:59Speaker 2: My aura just repels weird stuff.
- 53:02Speaker 1: It'll be you and a plus one of your choosing. Yeah, exactly.
- 53:06Speaker 1: I'll send you and Steve out there, man. And you
- 53:08Speaker 1: guys can come back with that hitchhiker effect on it.
- 53:10Speaker 1: That's just strange to me, right? But again, the paranormal...
- 53:15Speaker 1: aspect of skinwalker ranch tied into the uh the high
- 53:23Speaker 1: intensity of extraterrestrial activity goes on there as well right
- 53:26Speaker 1: there's tons of orbs weird stuff out there to me
- 53:29Speaker 1: it's just very like i said i can't really put
- 53:32Speaker 1: my mind around exactly what's going on on out there
- 53:36Speaker 1: the craft underneath the surface that repairs the ground That
- 53:41Speaker 1: is fascinating to me, right? On ways that I can't
- 53:43Speaker 1: even begin to tell you. Now I want to dig
- 53:46Speaker 1: it up, right? Like I really want to dig it up, right?
- 53:48Speaker 1: I don't want to dig it up personally. I want
- 53:50Speaker 1: to have it dug up, right? To see what is
- 53:53Speaker 1: going on. The scariest story I saw out there was a,
- 53:57Speaker 1: I think it was when Bigelow owned the ranch. They
- 54:00Speaker 1: recorded a portal opening up and a shadow dude stepping
- 54:05Speaker 1: out of the portal and then walking away, right? Like
- 54:08Speaker 1: literally something came out of this portal, right? And they
- 54:11Speaker 1: got it on tape.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Dude, I would love that, man. I'd be all over that.
- 54:17Speaker 2: I don't get scared. I guess there's a little too
- 54:19Speaker 2: much sociopath in me or something. I don't know.
- 54:21Speaker 1: I guess, man.
- 54:22Speaker 2: It doesn't scare me.
- 54:24Speaker 1: You know my rules. If it bleeds, we can throw
- 54:27Speaker 1: hands all day, man. If it doesn't bleed, I'm not
- 54:30Speaker 1: quite sure how to handle it. I'm thinking, boys, I'm
- 54:34Speaker 1: not going to be much good to you guys in
- 54:36Speaker 1: the fight. As a matter of fact, I'm only going
- 54:38Speaker 1: to get in your way, so I'm not going to go.
- 54:40Speaker 1: I'm going to slow you guys down.
- 54:41Speaker 2: I'm going to get some of them special cells with
- 54:44Speaker 2: the iron shot and the rock salt, and you're good.
- 54:49Speaker 1: You know what else bothers me, man? You can't see it.
- 54:53Speaker 1: That's what bothers me. You can't see these things. If
- 54:55Speaker 1: you could see them, even with goggles on, something like goggles,
- 54:59Speaker 1: I think you'd be like, all right, right? But I'm
- 55:02Speaker 1: not trying to go full Van Helsing out there finding
- 55:04Speaker 1: something in the middle of the night, man. Invisible to
- 55:08Speaker 1: go with it.
- 55:08Speaker 2: So, we'll see, man.
- 55:11Speaker 1: Anyways. Well, coming up on this, man. We haven't done
- 55:13Speaker 1: this in a while, man. Good news segment coming up here, right?
- 55:16Speaker 1: And I thought this was funny because I have inappropriate humor.
- 55:20Speaker 1: A critically endangered eastern lowland gorilla named Lulingu was rescued
- 55:26Speaker 1: from an illegal wildlife trade as an orphan in 2016,
- 55:30Speaker 1: basically 10 years ago, has now given birth in the wild.
- 55:35Speaker 1: As years of rehabilitation, she was released into the Verunga
- 55:40Speaker 1: National Park.
- 55:41Speaker 2: Verunga.
- 55:42Speaker 1: Verunga. And conservationists say her new baby is an encouraging
- 55:46Speaker 1: milestone for species under severe pressure. And again, I know
- 55:51Speaker 1: people want to say, well, what's so special about that?
- 55:53Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. It is extremely rare for you
- 55:57Speaker 1: to take an animal out of the wild, raise it
- 56:00Speaker 1: in captivity, and it actually survive being released into the wild. Now,
- 56:06Speaker 1: there's plenty of times they'll rescue an eagle that's down,
- 56:09Speaker 1: fix its wing and let it go. Now, he was
- 56:11Speaker 1: wild to begin with.
- 56:13Speaker 2: Right.
- 56:14Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about there, Jay, right?
- 56:15Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's a mature wild animal. Yeah. Right?
- 56:21Speaker 2: They fix its wing and then... release it it it
- 56:24Speaker 2: never stopped being a wild animal yeah this is a
- 56:27Speaker 2: this was an infant that was traumatized.
- 56:33Speaker 1: And the reason the most lethal species on that is
- 56:38Speaker 1: actually uh big wild cats if they take a cat
- 56:44Speaker 1: in captivity so for example there was a show on
- 56:46Speaker 1: netflix i can't remember his name man i actually have
- 56:48Speaker 1: a wig i pretend to.
- 56:49Speaker 2: Be this guy every now and then Oh, yeah, Tiger King.
- 56:52Speaker 1: Tiger King, man. So Tiger King was running an illegal... Well,
- 56:55Speaker 1: not illegal, but he was running.
- 56:56Speaker 2: No, it was illegal. Tiger.
- 56:59Speaker 1: It was illegal. Tiger Sanctuary. And when they went and
- 57:02Speaker 1: got his tigers, they can't release these tigers back. These
- 57:06Speaker 1: animals will die in like a week.
- 57:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 57:09Speaker 1: Other cats will kill them. There's something about them, right?
- 57:13Speaker 1: Like their mannerisms or.
- 57:17Speaker 2: They become too dependent on humans.
- 57:19Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
- 57:20Speaker 2: Feeding them and taking care of them. Yeah. Yeah. It's not,
- 57:24Speaker 2: it's not a good scene. And you know, those things were,
- 57:27Speaker 2: things were rough. There were people mauled and.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 57:32Speaker 2: It's like people who keep chimps. Like what's with the
- 57:34Speaker 2: stupid thing. This is also a funny thing going around.
- 57:38Speaker 2: I can, I could, I could take a chimp in a,
- 57:40Speaker 2: in a.
- 57:42Speaker 1: No shot.
- 57:42Speaker 2: You are not.
- 57:43Speaker 1: You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind, bro.
- 57:47Speaker 2: It will eat. It will eat your face. You will
- 57:51Speaker 2: not stand a chance.
- 57:52Speaker 1: Yeah, and the second one I thought was hilarious was
- 57:54Speaker 1: 100 guys versus a gorilla. We're all dead.
- 57:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you're all done.
- 57:58Speaker 1: We're all done, bro. 100 dudes are not taking down
- 58:01Speaker 1: a silverback, right? No shot, right?
- 58:03Speaker 2: There's nothing that you could do, even 100 of you,
- 58:06Speaker 2: there's nothing that you could do that would hurt him.
- 58:09Speaker 2: You can't punch him hard enough. That's what I'm saying.
- 58:13Speaker 2: Bare knuckle boxing with a gorilla, you're going to lose.
- 58:16Speaker 2: I don't care how many of you there are.
- 58:19Speaker 1: Undefeated.
- 58:20Speaker 2: Undefeated. It's not happening.
- 58:23Speaker 1: Yeah, undefeated, right?
- 58:24Speaker 2: Gorillas are scary, bro.
- 58:27Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. And so, like, when I go down to
- 58:29Speaker 1: the park down here in Tampa, Busch Gardens, look at
- 58:33Speaker 1: their chimpanzees. Even the three-footers, I'm thinking, like, yo, I
- 58:38Speaker 1: don't want to tangle with this.
- 58:38Speaker 2: Dude, man.
- 58:39Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, this raw, savage, super strong.
- 58:43Speaker 2: And they don't have, like, they're not going to fight fair, man.
- 58:46Speaker 2: They think they're going to punch this thing. It's going to,
- 58:49Speaker 2: bite their hand off before it gets there.
- 58:52Speaker 3: It's not, it's not a thing. Like there've been cases of,
- 58:58Speaker 3: of people who have like raised a chimpanzee and they've
- 59:01Speaker 3: had it in little diapers and stuff all its life.
- 59:03Speaker 3: And then one day it gets mad and just literally
- 59:06Speaker 3: rips their face. Yeah.
- 59:08Speaker 1: It's the same people that keep rattlesnakes and can't figure
- 59:11Speaker 1: out why it bites them one day. It bit me.
- 59:14Speaker 1: You're an idiot.
- 59:15Speaker 2: Well, we used to sleep together.
- 59:16Speaker 1: You used to sleep with a rattlesnake.
- 59:18Speaker 2: No.
- 59:19Speaker 1: You're an idiot, right?
- 59:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:20Speaker 1: You're an idiot.
- 59:21Speaker 2: It was just well-fed. That's it. Exactly.
- 59:24Speaker 1: And you were warm. That's it.
- 59:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 59:25Speaker 1: And one day it bites you.
- 59:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to bite you.
- 59:28Speaker 1: It's a snake, right?
- 59:30Speaker 2: Make the wrong move and that thing is going to
- 59:31Speaker 2: kill you.
- 59:32Speaker 1: So anyways, man, I'm happy that the little gorilla's out
- 59:36Speaker 1: there and that she actually got back into the forest
- 59:39Speaker 1: or the jungle. Anyways, we're coming up on time. Got
- 59:43Speaker 1: some good channel news for you here. Jay, tomorrow, Jay
- 59:45Speaker 1: is out doing what Jay does every Wednesday. Snows, you know.
- 59:50Speaker 2: Disco aerobics night at the Lancaster Skate Land.
- 59:53Speaker 1: Disco aerobics. Jay's leading the disco aerobics tomorrow night at
- 59:59Speaker 1: the Lancaster Skating Ring. Guys, go on down at 8 o'clock.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Get your free glow sticks and go at it. And
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: so tomorrow, actually, tomorrow I have to do a bunch
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: of recording for other shows. I will not be a
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: show tomorrow. And on Thursday, I'll be doing EnigmaCast, so
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: there won't be a show then. And on Friday, I'm
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: going to Star Wars land.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: Oh, are you?
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: No show on Friday. I'm going to go build a
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: lightsaber on Saturday and get myself a well-earned, Vacation, I
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: haven't had in a while.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: That's fun, dude. I did do that. When we went down,
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: last time we went down at Disney, me and the
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: boys went and built lightsabers. Yeah. I'm going to go
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: do that. And, of course, Jonas, a man after your
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: own heart, what color did he pick?
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Got to go red, son. There's only one lightsaber color. Oh,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: I want to be purple.
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: Oh, I want to be blue.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Oh, I want to be gay. I want to be green. No, red.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: No, it was Jonas built. Jonas wanted a yellow lightsaber.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: And Cole built a red one.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: That's it.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: Good job, Cole. There's only one lightsaber color, and that's red.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: The rest of you guys out there, tell me you're
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: gay without saying you're gay. Show me your lightsaber color.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: I'll tell you if you're gay or not. It's real simple, right?
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: Anything not red is gay. Purple, you're bi. And bi
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: literally means you're just gay. That's it, man. You want
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: to flirt with the dark side, but you don't want.
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: To go to the dark side. I want to see
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: you say that to Sam Jackson.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: I will.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: I look, man.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: You know how many arguments I've got into on the
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: internet when I say that Mace Windu was a shit Jedi.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: A trash Jedi? Oh, man.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: I start so many fights on that, right? Mace Windu.
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: They did him wrong. They did him wrong at the end.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: He was a loser.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: They did him wrong at the end. Loser. Loser.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: But you know what? Anakin was stupid, too. Anakin fights
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi, and yo, man, you let this dude baited
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: you to make that jump?
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: Just step off the raft and walk up. You've been
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: kicking his butt for like 10 minutes. Step off the raft, bro.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: Walk up the hill and finish this dude. Oh my gosh, bro.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: I wanted Obi-Wan to lose. I even knew how the
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: story was.
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: Obi-Wan is one of my favorite characters.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: Here's, here's my order of hate when it comes to Jedi.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: And I'm going down there. I'm going down right now.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: The window.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: Mace window. Obi-Wan Kenobi. And Yoda. I hate all three
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: of those Jedi with an absolute passion.
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: And see, what's funny is I love Obi-Wan Kenobi. Yoda,
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: I think, was, man, I don't get the need for puppets,
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: but whatever. But I thought, like, during the Clone Wars, like, I'm,
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: you know, Clone Wars, Mace Windu's character during the Clone
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: Wars was, he was a badass.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: Bro, before we go here, I don't want to get
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: off on my rant on here, man. All Mace Windu
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: did ever since Anakin was a kid was mess with him.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: Put him down, mess with him. Because he was a punk.
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: All the other Jedi standing around is letting him mentally
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: abuse this kid.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: Because he was a punk.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: You mean to tell me, man, no one can go
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: save this kid's mom? No one can go buy this
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: kid's mom, bro?
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: So here's the story before we go here. I like
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Qui-Gon Jinn a lot, right? Jedi Council. Here is the
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: child of prophecy. It's dangerous it is to train this boy.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: He will go to the dark side. Well, if we
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: go get his mom and put her safely, he probably won't.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: Go to the dark side. I agree with you there.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: 100% agree with you.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Go get her!
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Just make sure his mom's safe.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: And Anakin don't freak.
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: Period. No.
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: No.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: Mace Windu's a chump. I'd take them all. I'd 3v1
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: them all, dude. I'd 3v1 them all, but that's my
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: level of Sith power right there. I'm just waiting for
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: my yellow eyes to show up.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: So who's your favorite Sith, then? You like Maul?
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: Darth Bane! Bane, son! I'm old school. Darth Bane, dog.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: The original man, or Darth Revan, when he was a
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: bad guy. Darth Bane or Darth Revan, dude. That's the
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: only time to ever dual-wield Is if you have a
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: purple and a red. That's it, man. Purple and red.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Doth Revan on that.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: I like Asajj. Asajj was a good story.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: She was good. They did her wrong as well.
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: Anyways.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: Anyways, coming on that, Jay.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: Well, in the end, she did all right.
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: Our New Year's Eve show, Jay, is going to be
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: nothing but us going over Star Wars, man.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: All right. I'm down with that. I will be prepared
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: for that.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: All right, guys, we're coming up on time. You guys
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: hang out. We will see you back next Monday. Again,
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: this is becoming the enigma every other daily show, but
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: we've got a lot going on. He writes books, and
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: I've got something big cooking right now. I'll let you
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: guys know pretty soon. So you guys, hit subscribe, give
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