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Hour 1 - A Giant Night · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Holy cow, it's our number one, our number one of
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  Speaker 1: the Ben Maler Show. On a new Bee Night. Hooray
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  Speaker 1: for newbe Night. The regulars have the night off. It's
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  Speaker 1: all new callers all night long. You'll hear some new voices. Also,
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  Speaker 1: we welcome in people that haven't called the show, alumni,
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  Speaker 1: members of the show that used to call back in
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  Speaker 1: the day, and they'll be part of it this hour
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  Speaker 1: and all night on the podcast. Here an hour number
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  Speaker 1: one on this Thursday, the fifteenth day of January, which
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  Speaker 1: is the birthday from one of my gambling buddies, Hunter.
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  Speaker 1: It's his birthdayday, so wish I'm a happy birthday. Here
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  Speaker 1: an hour number one. Why on God's Green Earth did
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  Speaker 1: John Harbaugh pick the Giants? That's the big story that
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  Speaker 1: was on the overnight show, and it wasn't done done
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  Speaker 1: by the time you're hearing this, hearing this, it will
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  Speaker 1: likely be done. But why on God's were on Earth
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  Speaker 1: did John Harbaugh pick the Giants? Is John Harbaugh's track
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  Speaker 1: record a game on tea of success in the meadowlands?
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  Speaker 1: And do you believe that John Harbaugh took the New
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  Speaker 1: York Giants gig to coach Jackson Dart that's being reported
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  Speaker 1: by some New York media outlets. We'll talk about all
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  Speaker 1: of that and more right now here. It is our
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  Speaker 1: number one. It is a giant kind of a night,
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  Speaker 1: or is it a giant kind of a night? Welcome
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  Speaker 1: in not beginning of another night of the Ben Malors Show.
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  Speaker 1: The way tire bond should be. It's a big night
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  Speaker 1: on the show. There's a little buzz in the air.
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  Speaker 1: There's little excitement in the air. They'll pep in your
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  Speaker 1: step when you come into the studio because why it's
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  Speaker 1: Newby Night. It's Newbe Night. Yeah, we haven't done one
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  Speaker 1: of these in a while, and the plan is to
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  Speaker 1: do the more often in twenty twenty six, just like
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  Speaker 1: we said, do the more often in twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, twenty three, twenty two, twenty one, twenty
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighteen. Ye been here a long time and every
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  Speaker 1: year that we're gonna do more newby Nights. And this
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  Speaker 1: year we've added We've added a little I know, calm down,
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  Speaker 1: We've added a little extra feature to Nuby Night. Well
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  Speaker 1: what is that? I'll tell you. So, not only is
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  Speaker 1: it Nuby Night, now we have a lot of loyal
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  Speaker 1: Minion paid actors, bad actors who call the show every
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  Speaker 1: night and stand hold. We got guys like hollering James
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  Speaker 1: that take thirty six pills in the morning, thirty six
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  Speaker 1: pills at night and change. There's a James right there.
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  Speaker 1: We have blind Scott. I don't know how to describe
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  Speaker 1: blind Scott online all the time and needs intervention when
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  Speaker 1: the show's not on the air. So he's there and
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  Speaker 1: so many other jed who fled, who's got a probation violation?
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  Speaker 1: So who knows what's going on? When I've heard from
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  Speaker 1: with the Plunge, you're in it. Yeah, well that's blind Scott.
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  Speaker 1: But we also heard from Angry Bill. Hadn't heard from
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  Speaker 1: him in a while. We thought he was dead, but
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  Speaker 1: he's alive, and so there's that. So we have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of regulars, but they have the night off. We're
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  Speaker 1: not going to pay them tonight to call in. So
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  Speaker 1: this is an opportunity for new people. Tell you, as
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  Speaker 1: we go through the night, new people to call in.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, been here a long time,
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  Speaker 1: and so there's different generations of callers. People graduate from
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  Speaker 1: the overnight show, or people stop calling for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 1: So this is an opportunity for people to call in
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  Speaker 1: that haven't called in a while. Also, so it's a
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  Speaker 1: mishmash and we'll see maybe no one will call. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: we have no new listeners and no old listeners and
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  Speaker 1: it's all the same people. I have no idea, but
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  Speaker 1: we'll do that later on. I'll give out the number.
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  Speaker 1: But let's get into the monologue right now. Our lead
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  Speaker 1: this hour from the John Harbaugh sweepstakes, and not all
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  Speaker 1: precincts are reporting in, but it does appear we have
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  Speaker 1: declared a winner of the election for John Harbaugh, whacked
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  Speaker 1: as the Ravens coach a few days ago. And the
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  Speaker 1: Harball roller coaster is about to stop. Big money, big money,
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  Speaker 1: no whomy stop. Yeah all right, Well it didn't go
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  Speaker 1: around very long. There weren't a lot of loop de loops.
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  Speaker 1: And if you have not heard, the news here developing
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  Speaker 1: in the nighttime hours. And we love when news develops
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  Speaker 1: in the nighttime hours because it really pisses off the
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  Speaker 1: daytime people and I love that. So we've learned now
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  Speaker 1: that John Harbaugh and the New York Football Giants are
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  Speaker 1: this close to finalizing an agreement. They have a double
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  Speaker 1: secret handshake, and he will be the next head coach
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  Speaker 1: of the morbid New York Giants, John Harbaugh going to
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  Speaker 1: the cemetery to coach the Giants, and barring any kind
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  Speaker 1: of last minute snaff oo, the deal is expected to
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  Speaker 1: be announced when the sun comes up later on Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: The contract numbers are still being hammered out with Jeff
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  Speaker 1: means some bean counters are involved in that. However, again,
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  Speaker 1: it does appear that John Harbaugh is going to take
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  Speaker 1: the Giants deal, and the announcement will be coming down
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  Speaker 1: sometime either today and most likely today, If not, it'll
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  Speaker 1: be happening before the weekend. So that is a good
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  Speaker 1: jumping off point for the purposes of this Malard monologue.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to assume the position that this is
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  Speaker 1: the gospel, that there will not be any kind of
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  Speaker 1: hiccup at the eleventh hour and the deal will get done.
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  Speaker 1: So let's discuss the question. It's an obvious question. I
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  Speaker 1: think every man, woman and child have this question. So
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  Speaker 1: I'll just answer. I'll just ask it and answer. The
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  Speaker 1: question is why on God's green Earth does John Harbaugh
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  Speaker 1: want the Giants? Why would he pick the Giants? So
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  Speaker 1: my thoughts on this. I've got the Disney Vault, Whiplash,
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  Speaker 1: and Applebee's, and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we are going to make a New York
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  Speaker 1: beef sandwich, which is underrated. Not bad. Man, they do
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  Speaker 1: that pretty good. I can make a ripoff version at
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  Speaker 1: the Malay Mansions, not bad at all. So a this
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  Speaker 1: based on reading the information available, on hearing from people
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  Speaker 1: around the ENF. This was a full on hostage negotiation
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  Speaker 1: where John Harbaugh held all the carts. It's very expensive,
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  Speaker 1: very expensive for the giants to get Harball. The amount
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  Speaker 1: of money is going to blow your brains out. And
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  Speaker 1: the reason that the amount of money is as high
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  Speaker 1: as it is is because the giants have to pay
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  Speaker 1: what we call a suck tax. When you suck, you
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  Speaker 1: have to pay more. If you don't blow, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to pay as much. Now, after years of wandering
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  Speaker 1: the deserts of Jersey, I didn't even know they had
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  Speaker 1: deserts in Jersey. It met life there the Mara and
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  Speaker 1: Tish ownership group. They went over to the Disney vault
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  Speaker 1: and they found the genie from Aladdin, and they tapped
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  Speaker 1: into the Genie from a Ladd and they looked at
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  Speaker 1: John Harbaugh and said, your wish is my command. And
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  Speaker 1: John Harbus don't really, here's a sucker. This was a
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  Speaker 1: total genuflection from you talk about genuflex, this is it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean Harbaugh was supposed to be speed dating going
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  Speaker 1: through the whole league, all the jobs that were open up,
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  Speaker 1: playing the field like a bachelor on a cheesy reality
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  Speaker 1: dating show, and Big Blue did not just open the
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  Speaker 1: door up. From what we understand, they gave him the
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  Speaker 1: Hawk Tua Special. We're going next level, full knee pads
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  Speaker 1: with a giant logo on it. Total worship. They bent
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  Speaker 1: over backwards so far, in fact, there are reports that
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  Speaker 1: they got some kind of spinal displacement. That's how far
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  Speaker 1: they bend over and backwards to accommodate the former Ravens coach.
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  Speaker 1: So John Harbaugh, who has been placed on a tennis goal, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: on a little pedestal there, so high? How high is
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  Speaker 1: the pedestal? We need someone to give him oxygen. He
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  Speaker 1: needs an oxygen tank just to call time out. It's
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  Speaker 1: that high up the pedestal. After eighteen years in Baltimore,
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  Speaker 1: it would appear all reports indicate that John Harbaugh is
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  Speaker 1: getting the full Monty, the full Monty. He's got the
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  Speaker 1: keys to the vault and a pocket full of house money,
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  Speaker 1: which is the way to do it. Madison Avenue, better
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  Speaker 1: watch out now, because John Harbaugh, he was already rich,
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  Speaker 1: and now he's even richer, and he's gonna go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and go shopping, and the giants are gonna be picking
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  Speaker 1: up the tab on that as we continue the Hour
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  Speaker 1: of Harball, page two. So this pending Giants Harbaugh era
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  Speaker 1: is already being treated like the Second Coming, the Revival,
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  Speaker 1: the Great Awakening. They don't do hyperbole in New York.
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  Speaker 1: There's none of that. Now, check with my New York
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  Speaker 1: insiders there to get the lowdown, I'll have to go
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  Speaker 1: with the e Dog and then my my guy uncle
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  Speaker 1: Maul in Jersey and Steven Manhattan and all those clowns.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have them give me the inside information. So the
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  Speaker 1: the big news John Harbaugh going to the Giants. And
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  Speaker 1: the question is on this part of the train of thought.
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  Speaker 1: Is John Harbaugh's track record a garrongte of success in
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  Speaker 1: the meadowlands? Is John Harbaugh's success and listen, didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a good year this year in Baltimore. The most part
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  Speaker 1: good team after good team, and they won a super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl with Joe Flacco of all people. So is John
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  Speaker 1: Harbaugh's track record a guarantee of success in the metallands?
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  Speaker 1: That's the question. I will go first. You can go
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  Speaker 1: after me. And I'm gonna answer this by saying and
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  Speaker 1: O P nope and O P nope. That is just
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  Speaker 1: pro It's prolog to quote the Big Tuna Giants legend himself,
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  Speaker 1: Bill parcels, no matter how much you won, doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: whether you won a Super Bowl or multiple super Bowls.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not winning now, you stink. That's it. And
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  Speaker 1: Hardball is about to get reality whiplash. I hope he
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  Speaker 1: can get one of those next thing of the jigs
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  Speaker 1: to put on his neck because he's about to get
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  Speaker 1: reality whiplash. He is swapping, which is essentially a Swiss
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  Speaker 1: watch in Baltimore for a Sun dial over in Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: Big Blue. That roster of flotsam and jetsum the last
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  Speaker 1: couple of years. I believe the record is seven and
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  Speaker 1: twenty seven seven and if you try, you win nine games,
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  Speaker 1: seven and twenty seven over the last two seasons, which
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  Speaker 1: means what the New York Giants. That roster born losers.
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  Speaker 1: And they will change out players and they'll have some
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  Speaker 1: new players, but you can't change the whole roster. And
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  Speaker 1: let's be real here, the Giants are just the Jets
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  Speaker 1: with a dusty old trophy case and better pr and
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  Speaker 1: different colors. But hardball is going to be John Harbaugh's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a fish out of water. He has been
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  Speaker 1: so used to the Raven way. The Raven way accountability
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  Speaker 1: and sweating. Do you not do your job? That's the
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  Speaker 1: patriot thing, but the Raven's equivalent of that, and now
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  Speaker 1: he inherits a locker room in New York where the
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  Speaker 1: culture is more culture club. Now my advice is to
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  Speaker 1: bring in boy George there and change the culture club
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  Speaker 1: because you got a bad attitude there. And right now
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  Speaker 1: the Giants, and this is the same with all bad teams,
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  Speaker 1: whether it's the Jets, Giants, Browns, Titans. When things start
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  Speaker 1: to go bad, and there's that point where you cross
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  Speaker 1: the rubicon, and it's kind of like when you have
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  Speaker 1: the bananas and then the bananas start going bad where
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  Speaker 1: you can make banana bread. But most people don't do that,
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  Speaker 1: but you could. Most people just throw the bananas out
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  Speaker 1: and all that. But when things start going that direction,
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  Speaker 1: the g man channel that old sports movie The Water Boy,
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  Speaker 1: and they go a full water Boy. Oh no, we
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  Speaker 1: suck again, We suck again? All right, now the last
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  Speaker 1: word here on a Newbie night. So there are some
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  Speaker 1: reports out of Gotham that are claiming that John Harball
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  Speaker 1: the reason he picked the Giants is because he was
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  Speaker 1: a smitten kitten for the quarterback there, that he took
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  Speaker 1: the Giants job because of the quarterback question. Let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you this directly. Do you believe that John Harbaugh
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  Speaker 1: took the Giants gig because he wanted to coach Jackson Dart?
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  Speaker 1: All right, So the New York media machine working all
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  Speaker 1: night here wants you to believe that John Harbaugh has
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  Speaker 1: a secret man crush on Jackson Dart. I think they misheard.
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  Speaker 1: I think that he said he had to fart and
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  Speaker 1: then they put that as Dart, and you know, fart Dart. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: the idea that John Harbaugh took the job because he
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  Speaker 1: really wanted to coach Jackson Dart is straight up hogwash.
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  Speaker 1: It's smoking turds, is what it is. Harball is going
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  Speaker 1: to the Giants because he hit the trifecta at Aqueduct.
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  Speaker 1: That's why he's going to the Giants. Look what's trifecta?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So location, you know, you know, been living
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  Speaker 1: on the East Coast a long time, so it's not
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  Speaker 1: that far from everything, and the you know, family's spread out,
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  Speaker 1: but it's not that far from the old stomping grounds
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  Speaker 1: in Baltimore, So it's close to everybody the cash, straight
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  Speaker 1: cash homie. Even though you're rich, it's always nice to
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  Speaker 1: make more money. And Harball's getting paid. He'll be getting
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  Speaker 1: paid like a king with the Giants, which is pretty
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  Speaker 1: good and I guess they still give out raises some
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  Speaker 1: people don't. And the power of attorney, which is a
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  Speaker 1: big one too. That's the third leg of the trifecta,
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  Speaker 1: which means he has control. I know Joe Shanes the GM,
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  Speaker 1: but think about this. Logically, if there's a decision to
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  Speaker 1: be made on a draft pick, are the Giants going
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  Speaker 1: to go with Joe Shane's recommendation or John Harbaugh's recommendation.
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  Speaker 1: Typically the one with the biggest paycheck is the one
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  Speaker 1: that makes the decisions on that. But the power of attorney,
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  Speaker 1: that is catnip for a longtime NFL head coach. So
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  Speaker 1: Harpball is not going to the Giants to coach one
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  Speaker 1: specific quarterback. And when you look at the profile of
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  Speaker 1: Jackson Dart, Jackson Dart is like a He's like a
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  Speaker 1: chain restaurant like Applebee's, and Applebee's is edible, it's consistent.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to poison you. But you're not raving
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  Speaker 1: about it all week Hey, we're going out to Applebee's
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  Speaker 1: on Friday to your buddies. You know you're not telling
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  Speaker 1: your boys, Hey, we're going to Applebe's. It's like, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you go and that's it. You do your thing. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: they get the game on the TV there and then
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  Speaker 1: you like the chicken fingers. Fine, Now, Jackson Dart the
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  Speaker 1: elite time I did you know? I went and checked
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  Speaker 1: out the scout important that I remember watching him play
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  Speaker 1: and he had some nice moments, a few of them
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  Speaker 1: during the season. But Jackson Dart's elite talent right now,
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  Speaker 1: until proven otherwise. Is the ability to end up in
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  Speaker 1: the concussion protocol really good at ending up. If you
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  Speaker 1: need a quarterback in the concussion protocol, he's your guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's got an average arm. He's one of these one
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  Speaker 1: read guys, like a bunch of them, and freezes when
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  Speaker 1: the first option appears to be covered. So in the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: you generally need to be rat a tat tat, treat
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  Speaker 1: the ball like it's a live hand grenade and your
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  Speaker 1: arm's gonna get blown off and you gotta throw it
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  Speaker 1: away and all that, and there's no wow factor there.
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  Speaker 1: It thumbs up. Thumbs down. Eddie is probably upset with
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  Speaker 1: me and moving man Matt and all that those guys are.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see any wow factor, if anything, if any,
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  Speaker 1: of what John Harball is going to do when he
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  Speaker 1: advises his new coaching staff will be all just install
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  Speaker 1: a very conservative, dumb down, rudimentary on one side of
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  Speaker 1: the field offensive scheme for Jackson Dart and just keep
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  Speaker 1: him up right. And that's again not why he signed
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  Speaker 1: a contract. Now, listen, if you are there's three ways.
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  Speaker 1: It's the old tripod. There's three ways to win football.
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  Speaker 1: We all learned this in Pop Warner, right. I was
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  Speaker 1: too fat to play Pop Warner, so I learned it
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  Speaker 1: playing Tech Mobile. But the thing is, okay, you've got
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  Speaker 1: the special teams the defense in the offense. So if
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  Speaker 1: you're really good at special teams in defense, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to be amazing on offense. You don't have to
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  Speaker 1: be And the only time that John Harball won the championship,
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  Speaker 1: he took a suckbag quarterback Joe Flacco, who made a
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  Speaker 1: deal with the devil and was the greatest playoff quarterback
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. For one month, he
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  Speaker 1: was insane to the membrane for the Baltimore Ravens years
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  Speaker 1: ago and they won the Super Bowl. So he never
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  Speaker 1: did it again. He didn't do it before it Joe Flacco,
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  Speaker 1: and so he was just good for one month. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you're betting on that to win, that's generally not
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  Speaker 1: a great recipe for success. However, that's where the Giants
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  Speaker 1: are about to find themselves, barring some kind of last
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  Speaker 1: minute hiccup. Again the news here, John Harbaugh headed to
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  Speaker 1: the Giants. That's the story here as we begin the
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  Speaker 1: overnight on a new b Night. Hooray for newbe Night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so if you missed it earlier, it is newbe Night.
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  Speaker 1: All new callers, all young whipper snappers. When I say
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  Speaker 1: young whipper snappers, we've done a lot of these over
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  Speaker 1: these I remember one time we had a guy that
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  Speaker 1: was like eighty five years old called up and he
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  Speaker 1: was a young whipper snapper because he never called the show.
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  Speaker 1: And if you've never called, you're a whipper snapper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a fun word to say, young whipper snapper. I
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• 18:28
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• 18:32
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• 18:34
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• 18:36
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• 18:40
  Speaker 1: A burner made an AI video of me begging Justin
• 18:44
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• 18:48
  Speaker 1: because it sounded like me and it was me in
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: the video and it's rather disturbing. So I guess I
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: don't even need to be here. I can just you
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: know what I had to do. I got a great
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: idea of Raydon. So I think next week I'm just
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: gonna go on vacation and I'll just make a bunch
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: of monologues on like Grock or something like that, and
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I'll just have those ready to go Evergreen. Yeah, well,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: they do want you to take more vacations, Ben, so
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I think you should try it. They actually do. The
• 19:12
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• 19:16
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• 19:19
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• 19:24
  Speaker 1: we live in the age where you're not supposed to
• 19:26
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• 19:29
  Speaker 1: know it is. It's a newbie night. So eight's here's
• 19:32
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• 19:34
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• 19:37
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• 19:40
  Speaker 1: then a video killed the radio star. And then social
• 19:43
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• 19:45
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• 19:47
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• 19:49
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• 20:04
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• 20:07
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• 20:10
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• 20:11
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• 20:18
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• 22:34
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• 22:58
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• 23:02
  Speaker 1: this craziest pre preseason in years, what's more likely to
• 23:07
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• 23:10
  Speaker 1: the Giants, or Brian Flores gets hired by the Pittsburgh Steelers.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Of those three, I'm gonna say Burrow gets traded, but
• 23:18
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• 23:21
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• 23:25
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• 23:29
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• 23:31
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• 23:36
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• 23:44
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• 23:47
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• 23:52
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• 23:54
  Speaker 1: in the New York area, that Marcel and Brooklyn. How
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: great would that be? Can you Marcell lives in the
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: projects in Brooklyn? How great would it be if John
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Harbaugh rolled up and said, Hey, Marcel, I need I
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: need a place to sleep for a couple of nights.
• 24:11
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• 24:15
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• 24:20
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• 24:22
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• 24:25
  Speaker 1: are hoping for calls from FSR alumni Brian Finley, who's that?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: And somebody dropped a piano on him? And David Gagon. Well,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Gagon retired to Florida and he goes to bed after
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the Early Bird Special gag on, So he's out of
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: he retired. That's it, he's over. But I don't know
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: what I think Finley's doing like beach volleyballer, So I
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what happened to Uh, let's
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: see Gunner. Who's Gunner's back? He didn't call up after
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: this team lost, like the coward he is. He says,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: terrible first segment. Why are we talking about these terrible giants?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: They suck? Yeah, well we talked about your Carolina Panthers.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: They suck more. They suck more historically all time. Fergdog says,
• 25:11
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• 25:14
  Speaker 1: genie from Aladdin and a reference to the eels from
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: The Little Mermaid. Flotsam and jetsam. If I didn't know
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: any better, I think Lorena is writing your Mallard monologues. Yeah, people,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I don't do any prep. Why would I you know,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I just roll in here in a minute before the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: show and just crack the mic on. There's no prep.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Why would I prep? You have ghost writers? Why would
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: you do your own work? There's no there's no need
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: to prep. I mean, please, Jay Scoop making a rare
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: prince I haven't remember while says on my big Boorn,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Newby Knight is right behind the Bennies and the Mallard
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: palooza that signed Newby Knight alumnus Jay Scoop that all right, now,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: truck or Joe with a very controversial take. Trucker Joe
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: says that the New York chop cheese sandwich, which is
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: what I was referencing, is a better sandwich than the
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Philly cheese steak. And while I enjoy the chopped cheese
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: sandwich with the ground beef and the cheese and all
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: the other crap that they put on it, and I
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: enjoy that sandwich, and I just found it not that long.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I've been to New York a bunch. My brother has
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: lived there for like thirty something years, and I've gone
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: to New York a lot over the years to visit
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: him and just kind of hang out whatever. And I
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: only I don't know how old the sandwich. I only
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: recently found it, and I found it somebody sent me
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: a video of some social media and I found all
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: that looks pretty good. I tried it, and man, that's
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: pretty good. But the cheese steak is still the king
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: for me. But not those chain places in Philadelphia's Fats
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and Philly. Tony Bruno taught me years ago, the og
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: of sports radio that God, he told me, mister Philadelphia,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Tony educated me on the cheese steak. And you don't
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: go to the two chain places. Well it were not chains,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: but there were all the tourist go You got to
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: go to the local joints.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: There's a place nearby the studio here that sells a
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: pretty great chop cheese.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah it is a Okay, I know there's
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: a they opened a Chicago pizza place in not far away,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: which Harmon goes to quite often because he's, you know,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: mister Chicago. So he's got to go in there and
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: do that. All right, So let's.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Let's see, have we decided what the minimum number of
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: calls or I guess maximum number of calls before you're
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: no longer considered a newbie or is it like a.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: F Yeah, I I really haven't spent too much time
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: thinking about it. I do see a name here that
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: pops on my board, coop, and I think I better
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: go to this person first, because this sounds like somebody
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: that should be a regular. You know, sometimes these guys
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: call up a newby night and I think they should
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: be regulars. And we try to find new calls. People
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: think we just want the same people to call every night,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: and I say no, we want new people. We want
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: to mixing new people. Let's going out of Colorado. And
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: this name has me smiling ear to ear Like a
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: cheshire cat. We say hello to the cat lady. Hello,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: cat lady, cat lady, let me tell you something. I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: love your name right now. I'm already sold, I'm already smitten.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a smitten kitten. I like your name.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Oh well, I want you to know that, even though
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know too much about sports, the two cats
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: that are inside with me because you have to feed
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: outdoor cats too, but the two cats that I listen
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: almost every night.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you. That's very kind of you to do.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: And so you said your cats do she does not? No, No,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: that's fine. Hey, I'll take the cats. So you have
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: two cats, and then you have more outdoor cats. How
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: many outdoor cats do you have?
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Well, I had the last time I talked to you,
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: which is just once. But I had six cats, but
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: of them got run over by a car. So now
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: I have five outdoors straights.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you have seven total cats right now with
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: your feet at yeah. Yeah. And how long has this
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: addiction to cats been going on here? Cat lady? What
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: are we looking at? How many years you've been doing this?
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm an animal person, so I see anything, you know.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, one place it was it was Canada geese,
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: another place it was domestic geese. This time it happens
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: to be. I feed all straight cats, and they used
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: to come in through the doggy door, and that's why
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: I would take care of them. You know, they would
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: actually decide when to stay and they would want to
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: be a part of the family and my family. But
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: what happened is that I have fancy cats inside. Now
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: I have I have two pedigree cats, and the pedigree
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: cats will never get to go outside ever, which is
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: kind of sad, but they're inside, and so I can't
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: mix the two together.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to do that. That's your cat,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: cand you say something elf fast.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: These cats are not pedigree, and they also cannot go outside, so.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Nobody it's like the Ghostbusters. You can't cross the streams,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: right because if you make.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: They'll bring out door disease inside and just indoor. Cats
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: that are indoor are like they have like almost twice
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: the lifespan.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: How long do cats live? I don't even I'm a
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: dog person, so I don't know much about cats.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: I'm alert cats twelve years, baby, you know fifteen, but
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: it's it's swear that they make it to nineteen. Neither
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: cats or dogs live very long.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, if you're just tuning in, you're
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: listening to our live coverage. It's Fox Cat Radio here
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: on on the overnight and we're breaking down cats.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: The oldest living cat in the world, I believe just
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: turned twenty nine or thirty.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I saw that the other day. Shut up, favorite favorite cat?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite? What's your favorite cat? My My favorite
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: cat in entertainment is Garfield the cat. I was a
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: big fan because Garfield was fat and like lasagna. And
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I always liked Garfield when I was a kid. Favorite
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: cat in movies or cartoons. Anybody, anybody, go ahead, y'all
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you agree with me?
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Thomas O'Malley. Oh that's a good one.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Oh my gosh, why did it
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: raina right?
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, it's the cat game. Come on, you just
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: had my cat. Come on, favorite favorite criminal, the cat burglar?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: How about that? Yep? Which one was the cat?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Was it Tom or Jerry?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: I don't remember Thomas.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Tom probably Tom?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, this is amazing. You got to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: call him more off. And I love when it's Newbie night,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: cat Like, we're gonna try to do more newby nights,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: So you got to call me keep me up there?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Now those geese, those are I am a Yeah? All right?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Coop's coming to Coops visiting Colorado this week, and Coop's
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: going to be at the Bronco game on Saturday. Yes, yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: he is.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: I think I like sports, but I don't know as
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: much about it as you do, and so I find
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: that you're it's interesting to learn everything about the people.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: And somebody says to talk about that it's it's really
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: you think.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Ketley. I appreciate you. Listen, be safe,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: take care of your cats. I gotta go, but thank you, Okay,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: thank you? All right, the great cat lady. It's a
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: legend right there.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: I can't figure out my cat.
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: Ben.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I had a cat right on the tip of my
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: tongue and he threw me off. When he's had aristocrats.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, Thomas, O'Malley.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: But that wasn't going to be my guest or my answer.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I have to give you an affluorine unfortunately, but that's fine.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Let's say a lott. Let's go to Cal. It's newby night.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: It's got to Cal in Minnesota on a newbe night.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Hello Cal, it's newbe night. It's newby night. Hello Cal.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: How's you going? Man? How you doing?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Cal, I'm so excited to talk to you. Cal.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: This is amazing.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: It's been a while. It's been seven years, but I've
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: been three long time seventy.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Where have you been for seven years? Cal?
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: I missed my golden ticket and I never called cashed
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: it in.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: It's been a while, man, The golden ticket expired. It's
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: in a landfill somewhere.
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: It's all right now, you know, I was, I was
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: calling her very interested, which spoke about John Harbaugh.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: Being as I was such a big Michigan fan. With
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: Jim Harbaugh, I gotta speak about John. I think out
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: out in New York, we'll do him some good.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: Neighbors stays healthy, Scataboos stays healthy. Defense becomes somewhat consistent.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Can I call time after I want to call time?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: When is? When is there ever been an NFL team
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: where all their key players stay healthy? You know what
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I mean? You know what I'm saying.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: I'm just I'm just spitball again. This is a lot
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: of a lot of hypotheticals and what if you know,
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: maybe if you know, and then Dart gets some lessons
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: from you know, the Yankees on how to slide, you know,
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: they might do Okay.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a ringing endorsement for a guy that's
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: going to make twenty million dollars a year or whatever
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: he's going to get. They might be okay.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, at the end of the day, what
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: I'm looking at right now is, you know, he's been
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: his manager's been hanging out with Kirk Cousins manager. He's
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: getting his money grab right before he completely retires.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Go for it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: But in the long run, I gotta agree with you,
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: there's nothing's gonna come with this. Nothing.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Well, even if the Giants are just a five hundred team,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: they haven't been even that in the years. They're not
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: very I mean I had that one fluke year where
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: they made the playoffs, and that was kind of a
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: because they played a bad schedule. But all right, well, listen,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I guess I'll talk to you in twenty thirty three,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Seven years twenty thirty three.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: If you're still on the radio, I'll call back in
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: twenty thirty three.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: You don't sound very confident. I'll also be on the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: radio in twenty thirty three. You think I'll be gone
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: by then? You think it'll be long gone.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: I feel like you won't take my call by them.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. We'll see about it. Bo I'm here.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I'll take your call about that, all right, Thank you?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I got it right. It's the great Coal all right. Well,
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  Speaker 1: NFL coach getting called out. That would be Sean Payton,
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  Speaker 1: who absolutely buried a Bronco reporter this week. The video
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  Speaker 1: has gone viral over the last couple of days. Here
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  Speaker 1: a reporter's ale using the standard language asked a question
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  Speaker 1: about Dre Greenlaw, and the question was something about the
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  Speaker 1: ability to attack downhill. And I don't know if there's
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  Speaker 1: a personal beef or not with the reporter, but Sean Payton,
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  Speaker 1: rather than just playing along, we have let's play. Here's
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  Speaker 1: Sean Payton, King of the schmuck. Schmuck of the week,
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  Speaker 1: Sean Payton, A your Broncos take a list? Green Law
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  Speaker 1: back of ability to attack down hill in the run games?
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  Speaker 3: Is that the timing of it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want him to attack downhill? Is that You're like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you know about attacking downhill in the run game?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know? All right, that's right, have him attacking downhill.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to have a healthy Drey green Law back
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  Speaker 1: in the game. Yeah, that sounded like Popovich back in there, Belichick,
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  Speaker 1: did Peyton have a bad morning or something like that? Condescending?
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like it, though. I'd rather have that
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  Speaker 1: than the woman giving a massage to these Jags coach.
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  Speaker 1: I'd much rather have Sean Payton being a schmuck.
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  Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, like he is that he
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  Speaker 4: does sound like an a hole, but like I don't
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  Speaker 4: really care like.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, because he coaches your team, all right? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: fifth player all time to have multiple rushing touchdowns in
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  Speaker 1: four career postseason games. He would join EMMITTT. Smith, Terrell Davis,
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  Speaker 1: This is where I pretend to be somebody else. Let's
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: call it the who am I? Game? So, with multiple
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  Speaker 1: rushing touchdowns this weekend, should it happen on Saturday in Denver,
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  Speaker 1: Bill's quarterback Josh Allen will become the first quarterback but
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  Speaker 1: the fifth player all time with multiple rushing touchdowns in
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  Speaker 1: four career postseason games, he would join EMMITTT. Smith, TD,
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  Speaker 1: Terrell Davis, the former Bronco, Frank Go Harris, and me.
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  Speaker 1: Who am I? Well that's the question. See this is
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  Speaker 1: the who am I? Thing? As I say, who am I?
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  Speaker 1: And then people answer the question and all that Andy
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  Speaker 1: and Lino Lakes Minnesota going with y League Coyote as
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  Speaker 1: the answer. George Newman from Milkman, Mike in Colorado, John
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  Speaker 1: Wayne from Bobby that's Bobby and Florida. Cam Scataboo guessed
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  Speaker 1: by Femi Malo. Prop guy says it's fen Dog, Brian Fendog,
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  Speaker 1: Fenny Dove, Cameron who is thirty today from Late Night
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  Speaker 1: drug Chester. I don't know who that is, but who's
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: easy on the ice for dog? Going with King Triton
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  Speaker 1: as his answer? Who else? Johnny Dakota portrayed it by
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  Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio alumni and actor Eddie Garcia. Okay, very nice?
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  Speaker 1: Who else? Scatman Cruthers from alf the alien O Potter
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  Speaker 1: Justin Turner the Garden Gnome guests by Scrooge in the
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  Speaker 1: Younger Demo. Well, here's a name I like, a grumpy
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: garbage man that sounds like a good name for the show.
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  Speaker 1: And he's going with JaMarcus Russell. Yeah, listen, Oscar the Grouch,
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  Speaker 1: good character, although snuffle up Agus crushed him. Eloy from
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Compton going with the Refrigerator. Perry Claire checks in. She
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: says Thurman Thomas is the answer. Who else do we
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  Speaker 1: have to see? Page down? Gunner from King Rory, David
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Copperfield gets by far out, Dave Phyllis, George from Nature Boy,
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  Speaker 1: Surrier Federal from shaneon des Moines. Who else? Walter Abercrombie
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  Speaker 1: from Stevie Meatballs, Lorena. Do you have an answer, deuce McAllister, No,
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  Speaker 1: it is John Riggins, the Washington Redskins back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: John Riggins