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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Things You Miss About Your Ex · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. We show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Irvine, California, I will
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  Speaker 2: be there this Friday and Saturday. So one show Friday,
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  Speaker 2: two shows Saturday. Irvine is in Orange County. Orange County
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  Speaker 2: is so conservative. Every time I cross the county line,
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  Speaker 2: my car tip to the right. Maybe Obama was a terrorist.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it. It's really, really bad. That thing is... So
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  Speaker 1: the flood happened in Tibet and China, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it came from China's side.
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  Speaker 2: And so we will never really know how many people died.
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  Speaker 2: China's never going to listen to that.
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  Speaker 3: No, we won't. We won't.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's already over, I think, a thousand people.
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  Speaker 4: And obviously, you know, we we have no idea just
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  Speaker 4: because the amount of damage and a lot of people are,
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  Speaker 4: you know, under everything from concrete and rocks. It's just
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  Speaker 4: it's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's so soft. They can't get heavy equipment in.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. You know, it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I think what I find sad is and I think
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  Speaker 2: what I have noticed and there seems to be a tendency.
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  Speaker 2: And I think most people by by by, you know,
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  Speaker 2: by habit are tribal. You kind of tend to, they
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  Speaker 2: even see that in animals. Animals with the same markings
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  Speaker 2: tend to help other animals with the same markings.
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  Speaker 1: So I think it's instinctive.
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  Speaker 2: But when something like that happens, if that happens somewhere
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  Speaker 2: else where people look like you or from a region
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  Speaker 2: that you, it's just amazing how our empathy quotient is.
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  Speaker 1: Connected to our ability to relate to them as people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like I remember once there was like a few, maybe 10,
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  Speaker 2: 15 years ago, there was a big tsunami in Indonesia
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  Speaker 2: and there was a girl who survived.
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  Speaker 1: In a mosque for three weeks. Remember that? I think
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  Speaker 1: we even covered that. She survived for three weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine if she had been a Christian that
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  Speaker 2: that would be a story praising? But, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: fact that it was a mosque and that she was
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  Speaker 2: of a different religion. it didn't garner the same kind
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  Speaker 2: of headlines, attention, and weight it would have had.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There'd been a movie about it already by now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, I just think the world is so
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  Speaker 2: much smaller than anybody imagined it would be. And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: for context, there are about 60-something Americans who are missing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right out there.
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  Speaker 1: And they always put that on. Damn the 5,000 people,
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  Speaker 1: but the 60, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I definitely, it's a lot to be praying about.
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  Speaker 2: This is floods and war. It's starting to look like revelations.
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  Speaker 1: Earthquakes, yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 3: Because we had one in the Grand Canyon. We had
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  Speaker 3: one in the Grand Canyon. Two people died from that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, they say that was a freak accident. Because I've
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  Speaker 2: been to Phoenix before and they had monsoons everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: And haboobs.
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  Speaker 2: Haboobs are dirt storms. And they can black everything out.
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  Speaker 2: A monsoon, you only thought that was on Gilligan's Island,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's those new weather patterns that Global Woman
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  Speaker 3: had brought about.
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  Speaker 5: And a monsoon, that's what they call hurricanes that are
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  Speaker 5: on the Pacific side, right?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's just a rainy sea.
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  Speaker 1: Rainy, rain, rain. Like rain and wind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a rainy sea.
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  Speaker 2: But it's in the desert. Because Arizona's all desert. And
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  Speaker 2: so they can come up. I'm telling you, I was
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  Speaker 2: at the Phoenix airport years ago and a Habub came
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  Speaker 2: and it was literally like an eclipse.
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  Speaker 3: Whose boobs?
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't see. You couldn't see it.
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  Speaker 2: You think you would like Habub, but no, they're not that. Now,
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  Speaker 2: if you find yourself wanting that old thing back, we're
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  Speaker 2: going to tell you why. Jazz, give us five things
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  Speaker 2: you may miss about your ex by Brooke Dean for
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  Speaker 2: Madame Noir.
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  Speaker 4: Number five, their dog or cat?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Two cats?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five things you may miss
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  Speaker 4: about your ex, the scent of them, their fragrance. That
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  Speaker 4: could happen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five things you may miss
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  Speaker 4: about your ex, their favorite restaurant or your favorite restaurant. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That you can't afford to go to no more.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five things you may miss
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  Speaker 4: about your ex, their friends because they're better than yours. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes. Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five things you
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  Speaker 4: may miss about your ex, the sex. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Don't call my mama no more. She don't like you either.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's harsh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Tyler and her wife broke up, and I
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  Speaker 1: still sneak off and see her.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's nice.
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I love her. You shouldn't introduce me
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  Speaker 1: to her. If you broke up with her, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I still send her Christmas presents. I still send her money.
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  Speaker 2: She still call me dad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. That's nice. It's a sordid affair. I'm sneaking
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  Speaker 1: around with her ex-lesbian wife, but it's, you know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's a little weird, but do it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not weird to love somebody. And just because somebody
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  Speaker 2: else broke up, you still in their life.
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  Speaker 3: Loving so many splendid things.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing. These lesbians do. They get caught up.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you start treating them like regular people. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: say some things. No, I'm serious. I got you. That's
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  Speaker 1: my baby. That's my baby. I have dinner as often
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  Speaker 1: as I ever did with her.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: I remember she needed a car. She took one of
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  Speaker 2: mine and drove it until she got it back. It's
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  Speaker 2: hard enough to like love or like anybody. I think
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  Speaker 2: at a certain age, you just tolerate a bunch of people.
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  Speaker 2: But when you love somebody and you realize... Oh, you
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  Speaker 2: love her like that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She's my daughter to me.
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  Speaker 2: Just like Kiki, my daughter, I got just like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the same college fund I got for Nola and Stevie.
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  Speaker 2: I got for Kiki's baby.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know her name, but, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I love that little rug rat.
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  Speaker 1: Here, little.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure she appreciates that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they're not shocked by anything I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure they're not.
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  Speaker 1: It's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show your 2026 edition in case you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be in orange County this Friday and Saturday, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to be at the Irvine improv one Friday and
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  Speaker 2: two Saturdays. So check me out if you're taking notes.
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  Speaker 2: And in the following week, the tour begins deal and deal.
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  Speaker 2: Anything goes in for a lot of now and Orlando.
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  Speaker 1: So we're very excited about that. Um, your book, right?
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  Speaker 1: Keep on talking. Charlie's boy.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: It's, it got some pretty good reviews so far.
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  Speaker 2: Um, Do you feel like there's a general sense of
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  Speaker 2: malaise in America right now?
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I absolutely do.
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  Speaker 2: Because it must be sad, so sad to be connected
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  Speaker 2: to a mistake that you've made that you just.
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  Speaker 1: Ride it out because.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing is going like anybody planned it to.
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  Speaker 3: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: At any point, this.
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  Speaker 2: Ride could be over if most of America just went,
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  Speaker 2: this is enough. And I just, I don't know, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to feel out of place for saying this,
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  Speaker 2: but Mitch McConnell's dead, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: He's gone.
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  Speaker 3: He's been dead.
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  Speaker 5: He's been dead.
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  Speaker 4: But what's crazy about it is no one's talking about
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  Speaker 4: it anymore. It's almost like he disappeared. I mean, he
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  Speaker 4: did disappear.
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  Speaker 5: We know that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's because that's what they film in is so
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  Speaker 2: much chaos that every day is a new thing to
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  Speaker 2: talk about.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: And they counted on confusing us. And just like to me,
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  Speaker 2: when they fired all the black media, that is why
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  Speaker 2: you can have what happened in Gary. That's why you
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  Speaker 2: can have what happened in Memphis. That's why you can have,
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  Speaker 2: you know, dozens of black people hanging themselves and missing
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  Speaker 2: body parts and hanging themselves.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so it is crazy, but it's the time
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  Speaker 1: we live in.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: Wow. I just want to send some prayers and well
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  Speaker 4: wishes to Lionel Richie I saw where he collapsed as
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  Speaker 4: he was performing, but they say it might just be dehydration.
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  Speaker 4: I think the last I heard or saw, I think
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  Speaker 4: he was in ICU. But hopefully he's on the mend. And,
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  Speaker 4: you know, St.
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  Speaker 1: Louis is one of my.
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  Speaker 2: All time favorite performers. Yeah, he's been my all time favorite.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, a few years ago, me and said while
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  Speaker 2: the dinner and he was there, we just laughed and talked.
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  Speaker 1: The Commodores are performing at the Hollywood Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Without Lionel?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, without Lionel. They only got that one song, Night Shift.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: That is it.
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  Speaker 3: Three uncles.
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  Speaker 2: And after the thing, you know, they did night shift
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  Speaker 2: and after they cleaned up the Hollywood Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: So it's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: All the night shift.
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  Speaker 1: All the night shift. Skip, my man Cheetah, what'd you
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  Speaker 1: learn today, baby?
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to Tyler Perry. His show, Beauty in Black,
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  Speaker 5: has hit number one in the world.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 5: It's number two globally and number one in 30 different countries.
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  Speaker 3: That's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell me, man, black don't travel.
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  Speaker 3: Dang it. That's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell me black don't travel. Because they used
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  Speaker 1: to always.
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  Speaker 2: Think that black comedies and black dramas wouldn't travel well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But apparently they do in 30 different countries. Yep. And
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  Speaker 1: I bet they're black. I bet they are.
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  Speaker 3: They'll sew up Africa and the rest of these.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up on the next DL Hughley Show, we're going
• 9:29
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• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Only Norm Nixon. Starving Norman Nixon. Plus, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: be giving.
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  Speaker 2: I deserve someone to shoot booty of the week award.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: It is the DL Hughley show. We will definitely see
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  Speaker 2: you on the other side. Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
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  Speaker 1: Pull that straight. We gots to go. Toot, toot. It's
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: the DL Hughley show. See you on the other side.