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BE AFRAID - BE VERY AFRAID · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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  I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have with me Madame.
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  Liv. Hey, guys.
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  So Liv, I've really got this cute little e-mail from this
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  guy. His name's Brian.
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  He's like, hello, Mistress Mia, I absolutely love your podcast
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  question. You always reference your
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  dungeon. Where is your dungeon located?
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  I feel at some point I want to take a pilgrimage to this
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  promised land. Keep up the great work.
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  Truly enjoy tuning in to listen to you and your lovely ladies.
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  Thanks Brian. I.
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  Like that? That's nice.
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  Yeah, Yeah. Come see.
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  It's not dungeon. So yeah, he's actually right
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  outside of Houston and you know, that's 6-7 hours away.
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  It's not too bad. But, you know, I told him I'm
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  like, yeah, you know, we're in close to Pensacola, FL, right on
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  the outskirts. And I told him I said, you know,
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  we're not that far, you need to come see us.
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  But we, we had a, a few exchange of emails and talked back and
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  forth about different things and.
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  Yeah, really. Super guy.
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  Good. Yeah.
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  I. Like when they reach out and say
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  something nice to us. Don't you though?
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  All right, so the other night I did a vac bed session.
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  He's probably one of my absolute favorite people.
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  We'll explain about what a vac bed session is.
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  So the vac bed session is, you know, the vac bed we talked
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  about with Storm the other day, you know, and it's sleeve sack
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  of latex. So we still need to put you in
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  it so so you can try it, right? All right.
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  And it was funny because it's like when we stuck Storm in
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  there, you immediately say to him, you're not claustrophobic,
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  are you? That's one way to fucking psych
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  him out. Like I said, breathing hole,
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  Dick hole. It's cool, you know, And when
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  you turn that vacuum on, it sucks.
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  Everything sucks the air right out of it.
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  And that's why you have to wear protective ear wear.
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  And you know, in certain cases with different people, you know,
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  they need to be very cautious, you know, and clean out your
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  sinus cavity like it sucks the shit out of your body.
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  This gentleman, he actually likes to and get in it for two
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  hours and it's wild. It's wild, right?
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  You know, and he puts his, his earplugs in and everything.
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  And you know, a lot of times with different people, I'll do
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  impact while they're in the bed. But with him, you know, I run my
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  nails all over it when I put the silicone Lube all over the vac
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  bed. The silicone Lube is something
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  that's safe to put on top of all that rubber so it doesn't
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  depreciate it at all. But when you put that on, you
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  can rub your hands all over it. You can so they feel that
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  sensation, you know, of your hands and your nails over, you
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  know, the latex and he just absolutely loves it.
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  That's OK. I love you too, Ella.
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  But Needless to say, he's super cool.
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  I do that. He never does any anal.
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  I don't do any of that, but I do a lot of tease and denial.
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  I use the the milking machine that we have on him and he
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  actually bought his own attachment for the milking
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  machine. What does?
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  That look like you told me about that.
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  It's the same like cylindrical tube.
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  So we have that one cylindrical tube and it has the latex sleeve
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  on the inside, and you basically just slide it on, slide it on
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  his Dick, and you hook it up to the actual machine.
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  And so it does that pumping action.
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  You know, the one he brought in, it was like 5 inches versus the
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  other one that's like almost 10 inches long.
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  So I put that on and he was the one I was telling you he has
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  like the mushroom head. Oh, yeah.
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  And that's the one I took. And I put that massaging prong
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  inside his urethra. So he enjoyed it.
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  Yeah. But it was interesting because
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  first when he came, he came with the prong sticking in his deck,
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  and you could see a little bit of like, come, like spurt out.
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  Well, then when I use the cylindrical tube to attach to
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  the milking machine, there is a screw, you know, at the top of
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  that tube and it just kind of holds that casing on.
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  Well, when there's stuff in that sleeve come, it spurts out
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  because this is an older tube and ours really doesn't do that
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  usually like it the screw is on there tight, there's longer
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  tube. And yeah, exactly.
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  Well, this one was shorter and as it was doing its thing, you
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  know, the, you know, the little droplets of Lube that silicon
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  Lube would just like pop out. I'm like, oh, it's raining, it's
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  raining. And you know, right, that vacuum
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  is so fucking loud in there and I've got my music cranked up so
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  I can hear the music over the vacuum that he's doing that.
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  And you know, obviously he's enjoying himself.
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  Well then of course, you know it's going to be mixed with cum.
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  But when he does his grand finale of this crazy orgasm that
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  he had that shit shot up out of the hole from the screw, it was
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  like everywhere it was, it was like a fucking rainfall load.
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  It was it was a crazy load. I was like, what the fuck?
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  And even after after between the mixture of the solution of the
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  calm and Lube, it was coming out like a foam at the end.
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  EW, yes, gross. And with the friction and
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  everything in there, science is so cool.
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  Fun to watch, but at least it's his take.
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  Give it to him and just sit him on his way, yeah?
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  Yeah, I know. And so I was like, oh, OK, shit.
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  So yeah, that was his grand finale.
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  And he came twice. But the whole time he's so, you
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  know, he's so hard the whole time.
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  And I'm like, fuck, you know, two hours.
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  I told him I'm like, you know, you got to be a Mac daddy in bed
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  doing that. Like, I mean, a man staying hard
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  two hours, he can come two or three times in that session.
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  And still stay hard. And still stay hard.
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  So I it's ideal, right? I'm like, fuck yeah, you know,
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  And he's got such a great personality.
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  But it was funny. He told me a funny story the
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  other day after our session. We were talking and I was
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  telling him about my sweet little Twila.
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  And I was saying, you know, I take her to Auburn for her
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  cancer treatments. And he's like, you know, Auburn
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  is my alma mater. And he's like, you know, I love
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  it there. He said I had a lab growing up.
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  And he said I had my lab for a really long time.
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  And he started getting sick. He developed this tumor and
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  everything. And, and so I had asked them if
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  there was a way that we could go ahead and get his DNA or his
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  sperm so that we could save it for the future.
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  And he's like, yeah, he's like, I actually pay Auburn monthly to
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  hold on to my, my dog's sperm. And I'm like, how cool is that?
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  You know, he's like, you know, I tell some people and they're
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  like, uh, and I'm like, no, that humans and the faculty, they're
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  doing it for an animal. I mean, that's that's actually.
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  Kind of cool, yeah. It.
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  Is right nice of them. And I told him, I said, you
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  know, if I had with my dog, you know, I would have loved to have
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  saved her eggs, you know? But again, that's just so cool.
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  So anyway, so we're talking. And he's like, yeah, He's like,
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  I thought they were going to just be kind of scientific about
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  it, go in there and extract it from his testicles, and that
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  would have been it. And he said, so I took my dog,
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  and he said I was with my mom. He said, this is years ago.
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  You see where I'm going with this?
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  He says, you know, they have such a high protocol too, this
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  at this facility that you take your animals to because, you
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  know, you go in, if you go into certain areas, you know, you
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  have to be escorted and everything.
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  So he said, yeah, he said, they took me back with my mom and my
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  dog and we're going back there. And then they, they recruit a
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  couple of other people. And he said, and then this hot,
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  beautiful blonde doctor comes in and he's like, wait a minute.
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  And he kind of looked at his mom like, are they not gonna like
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  use a needle to do this? And so he's like, uh, are you
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  all doing this? And she says, Oh, yes, we have
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  to do, you know, a manual stimulation to do this.
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  I think my mom and I want to go ahead and go.
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  And they're like, look, we don't have a lot of time for this.
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  We're just going to do this real quick.
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  You know, you all don't have to watch this, but it's going to
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  take a lot for us to take you all back with an escort, blah,
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  blah, blah. And he's like, you know, it was
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  one of those most uncomfortable moments.
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  He's like, not so much for me, but just the fact that I'm
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  sitting there with my mom. Jack off your dog.
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  It was hilarious and I was like, wow.
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  Yeah, I mean, that's the easiest and cheapest way to do it
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  anyways, right? I don't think you can take it
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  straight from the balls, can you?
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  No, I don't think so. Because it's gonna.
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  Be like made. Yes, exactly.
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  And he says, yeah, he's like, I, I think I paid a couple grand
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  for for this hot blonde doctor to fucking Jack my dog off.
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  I love it. I love it and I.
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  Was thinking, well you know, if she would have saw your Dick she
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  might want to done yours for free.
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  Yeah, right. OK.
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  Topics that we should talk about.
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  You and I have made quite a little list of things that we
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  wanted to talk about. The one that stands out the most
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  I feel like is how people come in.
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  They think it's a lot more intense than what it is or
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  they're scared or religion is holding them back from it.
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  A lot of things is just touching it when they're like I never, I
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  never would do it or you know, if my mom or if my dad or just
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  there's a lot of ifs. This wasn't the case then I
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  would. But then when you do it, it's
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  like, why didn't I do it sooner? Yeah, 100%.
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  And, you know, I think that was something that Mandy said the
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  other day. She did.
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  Yeah. She came in and she's like, you
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  know, she said for two years, I put off not coming in to see you
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  for two years, he said. I just wish I would have gotten
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  the courage to have come in sooner.
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  Yeah. You know, I don't know, you
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  know, so many times doing this for so many years, I've always
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  seen people come in and get so scared, you know?
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  You know, back in the day, I told you at my old dungeon, I
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  used to open up the garage door manually and I had a long black
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  curtain so none of my neighbors could actually see inside, you
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  know, when I opened it. So I had this long black curtain
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  and then they would see red lights behind it.
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  So many times I had people come in and they fucking flip the
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  fuck out, wow, and want it out and couldn't figure out how to
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  get out why. And I'm like, just calm down,
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  I'll open the door, you know, Yeah, it was hilarious.
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  It really was. But I like that fear factor.
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  I would. I love to fucking scare people
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  like. I mean, I guess, I guess it's
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  like the way you would maneuver Dominic.
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  Yeah. So.
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  You know, we had this one guy years ago and he came in with
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  this girlfriend and they were supposed to do like like a
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  dungeon rental cock holding situation.
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  And here he is a freaking pilot, right?
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  Uh huh. And he goes to leave and he
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  can't figure out where the fuck the door is.
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  Really. Yeah, I believe that happens a
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  lot. Apparently so you've.
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  Had a couple stories where people couldn't get out.
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  It's so wild. It's so wild.
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  And so scared. Why are you so scared?
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  Yeah. Why are you so scared of us?
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  Just those little, little white ladies.
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  What? What are we gonna do?
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  I don't know. I've done sounding, but I have
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  literally talked so many people into doing sounding and they
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  have. I know it.
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  And that's pretty scary. So it's something I'm hitting.
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  But it's just like, like you, you trust me right about your
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  life. Like they're like, yeah, I'll do
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  anything for you. And then I stick a rod on their
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  Dick and they like it. I.
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  Told you. I thought it was absolutely
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  hilarious when you sat in front of that guy and he's sitting on
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  the couch and you were like, you want to come to the party, don't
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  you? Yeah, I feel like I'm very
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  seductive during my play, Yeah. And he's like, now that you put
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  it that way, fuck yeah. I don't know why.
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  I don't remember that one. You know, I don't know, it just
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  happened kind of quick when it did and, and we had done the
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  session and it was right at the end.
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  And yeah, I think it was with with our little puppy, our Sissy
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  puppy. And it was just cute.
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  The way you said it, you're like, don't you wanna?
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  Don't you wanna come to the party?
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  Yeah, Every time somebody comes in, I was like, are you going to
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  the party? Yeah, every time somebody comes
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  in, I'm like, let's come, come to the party.
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  Come see me the party. Right.
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  So there was a guy who came to the dungeon years ago.
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  It was when I first set this dungeon up, so like 8-9 years
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  ago, right? And a lot of times Brie and I,
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  you know, we've run ads and, you know, post on Fet.
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  We're like, hey, you know, we're in the dungeon tonight.
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  We'll be up, you know, a long time, basically an all night
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  kind of deal. Anyway, this guy found us and he
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  might have found us on Craigslist or one of those, but
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  umm, he came in, he was Indian and he came in and he's again
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  sees all the red lights and he starts freaking the fuck out.
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  He's like, oh, I said, hey, calm down.
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  Come, come sit on the couch. He's like, you're going to kill
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  me, you're going to kill me. And I'm like, why?
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  What? What are you talking about?
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  We're not going to kill you. Probably.
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  Have you come to our house and then we kill you?
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  Yes. It's all written down somewhere.
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  It's like you should be concerned if we say let's go in
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  the backyard. I got a hole back there,
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  motherfucker. But I was just like, calm down.
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  He's like, you're gonna kill me, you're gonna kill me.
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  I gotta go. I gotta go.
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  I gotta go. So he.
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  Never dated for the. Session Oh, no, he sat down for
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  a second. He's like, I see this in movies
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  and he like got the fuck up and tried to leave.
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  And you know, it's like that, that brick, that faux brick door
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  and he couldn't find the fucking doorknob.
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  He freaked the fuck out. He was having a panic attack,
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  'cause he really just, if you're not, if you're clear minded,
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  it's very clear that there's a door there.
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  Very clear, yeah. Since you just walked in it, you
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  know, like all right, but isn't. It funny.
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  Lord yeah, crazy how the mind can play tricks on you.
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  It is. And you know when I tell you, I
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  have said to you, I said, hey, look, when you put them up on
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  the wall, always be conscious. They're not leaning back.
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  I mean, you know, cuffs can break, things can break.
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  You know, the frame and the structure won't break.
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  But when you have him on it, you know a lot of them, you notice
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  how some will like lean back towards you and it's like, what
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  the fuck are you doing? But I try.
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  To get closer. Yeah, but you know, I've had
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  people pass out, I've had people shake, I've had people like go
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  into shop, you know, so well you're not.
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  Helping people would not be scared.
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  No, I'm not. Like fucking deal with it.
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  It's not that bad. It really everybody who has come
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  in has always been like, wow, this is it's not as intense.
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  Well, to be fair, it depends on who you see.
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  Yeah, there's some people you come in here and you get exactly
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  what you think is going to happen.
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  And sometimes you don't. Sometimes it's not as intense
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  depending on who you see. Very true.
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  Or what kind of experience you're wanting.
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  Yeah, Which you can always talk with me and what you want, and
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  then we can always assign a person to what your desires are.
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  I love how you said that. Yes, it's true.
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  It's true because like you said the other day, you're like, you
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  know, everyone has something that they offer different.
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  Yes, all of us girls. Yeah, yeah, literally not one of
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  us is the same. And I think it's great because
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  like, we each bring something different, which means the same
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  person can come in, see a different person, get a whole
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  different experience. Yeah, absolutely.
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  And, and, you know, ultimately it's about what they want and
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  they get it. I was gonna say you kind of had
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  a session that wasn't really great the other day.
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  And it's one of those he wanted you to, to spit on him.
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  You didn't want to. Oh.
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  Yeah, I remember. Yeah, A. 2nd to.
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  Get into my head. But yeah, he was being very
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  arrogant, demanding to me. I'm like, you do realize I'm the
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  boss? I'm about to make you sit on
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  your hands. And he was like, spit on it.
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  And I was like, I'm gonna spit whenever, wherever I want.
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  You don't get to tell me what to do.
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  Yeah, at one point I was about to walk out just for the fact of
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  he was just crossing a little bit of lines that I was not OK
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  with. First of all, you didn't ask.
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  Like you don't just get to take, you know what I mean?
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  Yeah. Can't come in here bossing me
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  around. Yeah, I'm the boss, you know,
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  He's not into the BDSM stuff. But next time he comes in, if he
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  sees me, he's getting chained up to the ceiling.
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  Well, in making that statement, it's not like he wants the whips
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  and the chains. He.
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  Just yeah, he. Wants the version.
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  Yeah, intense version of BDSM. Yeah.
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  He just wants like a very smidgid part of it.
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  Yeah. So next time I don't care.
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  You're here and you asked for me.
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  So you're going to get me. Not me.
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  Get you. You're going to get me.
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  It's going to be done how I want it done.
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  Exactly, fucker. Try me bro.
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  Well, you know, and that's the thing too, that so many
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  different people come in and I think.
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  That it's sex. Yeah.
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  Can you suck my Dick or can you just want for one second just
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  wrap your lips around my Dick? No, and I will tell them when
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  they call me. Hey, we do not offer sex.
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  We do not do anything illegal. It's the absence of sex.
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  We're actually working the mind. Not that when we were working
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  the body a little bit too, but I'm just saying like.
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  Yeah. And we both know.
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  I mean, we know it's sexes and the fact that some people put
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  BDSM in the category of sex, you know, they'll call the sex
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  workers and it's like, that's not what we do.
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  Be literally babied and just be held and not even detached that
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  way. Yes, ABDL, yeah.
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  You know some people just one of these Spanx spanking and
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  literally not even touched. How about extreme bondage?
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  Extreme bondage. Yeah, you know, put on the hook
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  and left, left like a dead fish. I know.
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  And, you know, that's the thing that so many people, they just
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  don't really see the concept because they're vanilla.
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  Yeah. And and they're afraid of BDS
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  and they don't understand it. They don't know it, you know?
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  And if you found out that, you know, like, like you said the
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  other day about how everybody has a version of a kink, if
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  it's, oh, I only like blonde hair, blue eyes, that's their
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  kink. And so it just kind of makes you
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  think like, people are actually more in the BDS and then they
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  think they just need to like, put the toe in.
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  You don't have to go for the most extreme stuff that's not
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  your kink. That's fine.
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  But we have things that you actually might enjoy.
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  And, you know, that's that's why I say there's been so many good
• 17:40
  things that have come into, you know, social media and and
• 17:44
  entertainment, you know, like 50 Shades, yeah, movie, 50 Shades
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  of Grey. You know, people say, oh, it's
• 17:49
  not that great, blah blah blah. Kind of.
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  It does portray it a little bit different than how I would, you
• 17:54
  know, prefer, but it does let you kind of like dip your toes
• 17:57
  into the idea. Exactly.
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  It makes it desirable, you know, and you're just like, it makes
• 18:02
  it sexy. Yes, absolutely.
• 18:04
  Not always sexy, but it just is. It's a nice way to introduce it
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  to certain people. I guess, you know, I don't know
• 18:09
  if you've ever seen the movie The Secretary.
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  I have not. You have told me to watch it,
• 18:13
  but I have not watched it yet. You will love it.
• 18:15
  Or probably. It's a David Spade.
• 18:18
  I mean, not Spade. Oh I forget his first name but
• 18:22
  it has Maggie Gyllien. God bless.
• 18:24
  I can't talk. It has Maggie Gyllenhaal in it
• 18:28
  and she's amazing in it. It was like one of her first
• 18:30
  movies is my assumption. It's called the secretary.
• 18:33
  The Secretary. Yeah, I think, I think I've seen
• 18:35
  a TikTok on that where she's like leaning over the desk and
• 18:38
  he's whipping her while she's reading.
• 18:39
  Yes. See, that's that's more of like
• 18:41
  a BDSM thing. Yes.
• 18:43
  See, like 50 Shades of Grey isn't really like that.
• 18:45
  Yeah. I mean, it could have went that
• 18:47
  way if they went more that way. But it was, you know, not
• 18:50
  really. Yeah.
• 18:51
  I think it's James Spader. I think that's his name.
• 18:54
  But anywho, I'll send you the link.
• 18:55
  OK, cool. Yeah, you'll really enjoy it.
• 18:58
  But aside from that, Liv, I think this is going to be the
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  end of the episode of. Full main Mistress.
• 19:05
  Bye, guys.