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Is This the Worst Radio Call In History? (2009 Archive) · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_03: Hey everybody, this is Big Dad Rich, and I do this under complete duress and that gunpoint.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_03: You're watching CMS-TV.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: Cale and kill caller, you're on the air.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I am not Doghouse's son.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're the crack whore's son, right?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: You heard me.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't understand.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_03: First, take a big step back
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: and literally fuck your own face!
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, at least I can take a step back.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: And fuck your own face.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: That's a skill.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sure.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: All right, stop here.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Now you have to play a lick on your guitar.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: That was the rule.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, what do I play?
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  SPEAKER_01: Play something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Play something that you think we'd enjoy.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Every time you say a sentence, you have to play.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you enjoy Eric Clapton?
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: Who?
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: Eric Clapton.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can't say I've heard of him.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's the guy that threw his kid off the balcony, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, that's Faggot.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's who?
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  SPEAKER_01: Forgive me, sir, for speaking so bluntly.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: Those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's new.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, where's your guitar?
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I just had it plugged in, but I just put it back.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: You're not allowed to speak on this show anymore unless you play a guitar.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's fine with me.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's something I enjoy doing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Look, fuckstick,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm incredibly busy,
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  SPEAKER_03: so why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it
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  SPEAKER_03: into your ass?
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is all stuff I've heard on the Snake Man thing on the replay, so nothing new to me.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: I am loving this.
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  SPEAKER_00: You little scumbag.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and you said I was the one with the soundboard.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: I thought you were going to play something.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Stop talking.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're not allowed to speak until you're playing.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't take just one second to hook a guitar up.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's real hard to plug that cable in, stupid.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you have to get it out of the room and then plug all your stuff in and hook it up.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't ask you to play it through a pedal board.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just play something.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: How about a little Layla, Eric Clapton?
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  SPEAKER_00: I know you've all heard of him.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: You little son of a bitch.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: Neely.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:01
  Hang up.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Hang up.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Right now.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: There we go.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds gay.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_03: That got cut off.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
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  SPEAKER_02: I want to tell you butthole something.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: This shit is way out of line.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 3:37
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