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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 24th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Here's a question off the off the text for you, Morgan. Okay,
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: has dumb asked Tyler? They said, question that's on everyone's mind.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Has dumbass? Tyler accidentally walked in on Morgan while she's been.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: In the bathroom.
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: Oh you know what's embarrassing. I have already walked in
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: on him.
• 0:22
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, because it's who ever the door right?
• 0:28
  Speaker 5: And I still don't think he locks the door, but
• 0:30
  Speaker 5: it's like the bathroom door is closed.
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know he was home, so I was like, oh,
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: why is this closed?
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: All good?
• 0:34
  Speaker 5: I thought maybe it's stung, and so he was trying to,
• 0:37
  Speaker 5: you know, keep it in there. Thankfully, his boxers were on.
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know what he was doing.
• 0:42
  Speaker 4: He was like on the toilet.
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: I guess he had just showered me.
• 0:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, was he like lotioning up?
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: Is he was looking down and doing something.
• 0:52
  Speaker 5: But the second, the second that I opened the door
• 0:54
  Speaker 5: and saw and it's like a sliding door to.
• 0:57
  Speaker 7: Door.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: I can see through the glasses about time he got
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: to his feet to get to this whole thing is
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: He's just sitting there like a.
• 1:04
  Speaker 8: Slug lighting her explained, I had just gotten out of
• 1:07
  Speaker 8: the shower.
• 1:07
  Speaker 5: So what were you doing though, because I walked in
• 1:09
  Speaker 5: and I don't I was literally like taking yourself out.
• 1:12
  Speaker 8: No, I was getting the sleeves out of my shirt.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: To put it in on. Okay, but inside out? Are
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: you one of.
• 1:19
  Speaker 8: Those people that shirt was inside out? Yet when it
• 1:21
  Speaker 8: comes to my laundry, sometimes I'll just leave it in
• 1:23
  Speaker 8: the basket.
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm very particular, as you can imagine, Right do
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: you do this? So when you take off a pair
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: of socks, like I make sure before I throw them
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: in the hamper, like they're right side out socks.
• 1:36
  Speaker 4: Like never I'll do with shirts and.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: Shirts, okay, all this stuff because like when I inevitably
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: when I get my uh, what are you?
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? Would you just come on in here? T?
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: Like God damn Christ.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: But yes, like everybody's looking through the window, like in Minese,
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: like what's the what's the what's the miscommunication?
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: What's to understand about this?
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's universal. You don't know what language you speak.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: But yes, everything has to be what's the term right
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: side out?
• 2:08
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Because my my kids will throw stuff in the laundry
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: and I'll be a nice dad and I'll go to
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: help them out and I'll pull this stuff out of there,
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: like every sock is inside out, every shirt is.
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not doing this, Mario. Every single thing
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: inside it drives.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Everything because then you're just gonna have that makes folding
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: fould Nobody likes to fold.
• 2:30
  Speaker 4: Do you fold?
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 2:31
  Speaker 6: Because I would just say, fine, your your clothes are
• 2:33
  Speaker 6: getting folded inside out?
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: Then I mean I've done that.
• 2:35
  Speaker 10: I mean just hold on you guys.
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: Don't wash your clothes inside out?
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: No, No, I do.
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know a lot of people do, genes.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: I know that it depends that.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: The only time I will do that if there's like
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: a you know, like a cheaper T shirt or sweat
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: that has like a logo or some kind that they like,
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: uh you know, heat transferred, you know, because that's the
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: way it keeps it from you know, getting all screwed up.
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: But just on a.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: Regd like this solid color black lung leave T shirt
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: that I'm wear, that just gets thrown it.
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I always put my things inside.
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: You do it on purpose?
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every single thing? Yeah, the same?
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, But the bathroom thing real quick, I find it strange,
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: especially if I have somebody over at my house and
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: they walk down the hall and to use the restroom,
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: and I hear the door go click that they locked it.
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: I think, do you think I'm gonna come in there?
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: I know you're there, the door is closed, somebody's in
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: the bath I'll do that if the door is closed,
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: if the toilet.
• 3:31
  Speaker 6: Is too far away from the door, I'm gonna lock it.
• 3:33
  Speaker 6: If I can't like it.
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: I think if a bathroom door is closed, someone's in there,
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: I know not to open it.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: It's also living in a house with kids really just
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: don't respect closed.
• 3:43
  Speaker 9: It's just mindless. Like you know, I don't think day
• 3:46
  Speaker 9: the front of the building, Like I don't have to
• 3:48
  Speaker 9: use my key card to get in, and I still
• 3:50
  Speaker 9: go bring it up to the It's just habit.
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: Although I have.
• 3:54
  Speaker 6: To say, Greg, when you live with somebody, like I
• 3:56
  Speaker 6: don't know, a husband or a partner and they lock
• 3:58
  Speaker 6: the bathroom door, It's like, what do you think I'm
• 4:00
  Speaker 6: gonna see that I haven't seen?
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Did you see?
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: Did I see Tyler?
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Naked?
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: Well no he had boxes on, thank god, like regularly.
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: I saw his stomach, so you didn't have sure.
• 4:16
  Speaker 8: I will say the lock for the bathroom door is
• 4:18
  Speaker 8: a little flimsy because it's a pocket. I actually did
• 4:22
  Speaker 8: look at it this morning.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: But.
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: We'll go back.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't lock it, though.
• 4:26
  Speaker 8: I thought I did. I apparently did, But either.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: Way, I don't sounds like an invitation.
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: I mean it another bathroom question. If you're home completely alone,
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: do you close the bathroom door?
• 4:37
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: Never? Yeah? Interesting?
• 4:40
  Speaker 5: I used to not, but now I do because you
• 4:41
  Speaker 5: never know when someone's going to come home type of thing.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: I think I think that might be it, because like
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know who's okay, But what if you're home
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: on a woodcsion, the family's out of town and there's
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: no way they're going to Just.
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: Like, psychologically, do you shut the door or not your family?
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: When you say that way, I want to say no,
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: but I probably do. Really interesting, it's im It's just
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: a habit. I think it's just like you know, oh,
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the bathroom, close the door without thinking
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: It's not a consciousness.
• 5:05
  Speaker 9: I for sure know that I'm home alone, no one's coming.
• 5:08
  Speaker 9: Then on the sleeve, everything open?
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I missing with the door open?
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 5:13
  Speaker 3: Why do I like it so much?
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's weird.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: Right did you bring? Uh oh, you're one little piece
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: of laundry news for Sammy. Okay, So you know, first
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: there was the powdered and the liquid laundry churge, and
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: then tide pods came around. I don't I don't like
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: tide pods well because I don't like them because of
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: the I have the front loading washer dryers. Yeah, you
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: know that have the door in the front, like like
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to put the detergent into the little drawer.
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: Thought, No, you don't have to.
• 5:39
  Speaker 7: You can just throw the type pod right into trust
• 5:42
  Speaker 7: because I don't think because they're water efficient, I don't
• 5:44
  Speaker 7: think there's like enough.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's not gonna be enough uh water, Yeah, exactly.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: Like if you have like an old school where the
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: lid is on the top, Yeah, you can throw it
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: in like a big tuble water fine. I think it
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: will dissolve better. I just don't trust it's going to
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: dissolve properly.
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: That's how I do it, and it's fine.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: I like to see, like when the washer starts, I
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: like to see the SuDS pressed up against the laundromat.
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's working better. Activation.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, so then yeah, then you have the tide pods.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: And now there's something new. There's like a tide Evo,
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: which is concentrated waterless tile with six cleaning layers that
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: activate in cold water. And they use these minuscule fibers
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: to clean, creating soap without liquid or fillers.
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: Winter kids.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: Tied ev oh tide So do you put that in
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: a in the regular.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: That's all I have. That's all the information I have.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: The only reason I said to the side because I
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: know Sammy's horny for laundry.
• 6:39
  Speaker 6: Their their slogan is so idiocrisy. Tied Evo detergent, entirely
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  Speaker 6: made of clean.
• 6:48
  Speaker 9: Cool All right, Sammy researches. Do I need to put
• 6:50
  Speaker 9: it in the little tray or do I just throw.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: It in with the wash?
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  Speaker 7: That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think it's
• 6:55
  Speaker 7: similar to a tide pod, it just tile.
• 6:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, and then the question I had for uh, for
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: dumb ass Tyler, did you bring sand to the beach
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: to the Woody Show event on Saturday?
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  Speaker 9: Because we had there's all.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, because we had women
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: that were showing up to meet Tyler and then you know,
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: apparently he brought somebody.
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: No, I had not. I was one of my friends
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: that I hadn't seen in the ears. You can't.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: You can't show up with a woman to an event
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: where there are women coming to meet you. They're gonna
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: be They're gonna be like, not intimidated, but they're gonna
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: be there gonna think, oh, he came here with somebody
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: like she was with you the entire time.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: No game followed along a little bit.
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: It's fine when you introduced her, you go, this is
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: my good friend.
• 7:41
  Speaker 4: That sounds like girlfriend.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm an idiot in this arena when it comes
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: to the whole like, you know, dating stuff.
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: And you know what, even I know you go do that? Dude?
• 7:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean god, I'm trying.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: We're trying you. It's how hard we're working for you. Yeah,
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: And how much time we're putting into this? All right?
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: And does it benefit us? No, you didn't.
• 8:04
  Speaker 9: I say a month before the event on the air,
• 8:06
  Speaker 9: I said, he's going to funnel this and bring sand
• 8:08
  Speaker 9: to the beach.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: And what does he do?
• 8:09
  Speaker 5: Well? Can we talk about the fact that the day
• 8:11
  Speaker 5: before this is an exact quote, he said, this whole
• 8:13
  Speaker 5: thing revolves around.
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: Me tomorrow, right, And I told him I don't think
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: so was the exact quote.
• 8:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but he's you don't get it. He's being he's
• 8:24
  Speaker 9: being sarcastic.
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think no, he is.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: It was. It was completely sarcastic. He's being sarcastic. Some
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: people haven't picked up on it.
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: Well, as long as Mena says so and not Tyler.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: So despite the fact you brought sand to the beach,
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't like. But did you talk to chicks like
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: I did? I talk to a couple people, and how
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: that go?
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: Numbers?
• 8:44
  Speaker 8: So if I'm talking to someone, I start off on
• 8:46
  Speaker 8: Instagram because I've had people when I give him my number,
• 8:48
  Speaker 8: they just blow up my phone and.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: All right, Morgan, just change numbers. He's he's laughing because
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: she's seen you with your shirt.
• 9:00
  Speaker 9: Here's another thing that we keep on bringing to the
• 9:02
  Speaker 9: table behind the scenes.
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 9:04
  Speaker 9: He keeps on addressing it as people. I'm like, dude,
• 9:07
  Speaker 9: are you bisexual?
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: God?
• 9:08
  Speaker 9: Like, if you are bisexual, then just let us know I'm.
• 9:11
  Speaker 4: Not you double your options?
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would that would make things easier. Yeah, yeah,
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: but I'm not so well girl or woman?
• 9:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you keep on saying people.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: I don't interested people. I guess okay, well you got Instagram,
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: but you didn't getting numbers. No, I'd like to keep
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: it on Instagram. Are you they don't I like to to. Yes,
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: they don't blow them up? People. Are you sorry? Are
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: you like conversating with people? Are you a little bit?
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: Has there been in a conversation since the event? A
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: little bit? So what's going on? Don't it's just a
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: little bit like I've been working. That's a reasonable answer.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: I mean it just happened.
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.
• 9:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you love texting.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't get it.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: Why not give me to bed? He'll text me in
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: the middle of the night like, oh what do you
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: watch him?
• 9:59
  Speaker 9: Texting me?
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: Something coming from your TV? I was like, hold on,
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: that actually sounds pretty cool. You guys are gonna be
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: cuddling Sam.
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: No, oh, it's only I'm telling you ladies, live with
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: someone if you're interested, and then you'll learn real quick
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: if you are or not.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: So you're interested in Tyler?
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think that.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: I might have been before.
• 10:18
  Speaker 10: But oh hey, all right, well from Morgan, keep this
• 10:23
  Speaker 10: up to oh oh god, are you all right?
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: He's knocking out the wall, Jane, he's.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Not doing what good.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: We got the Craigslist prices right coming up for you
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: right this hour.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: Then the phones for that eight seven seven forty four.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: What are you not yet? Not yet? Just let you
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: know it's coming up. We got that.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, Sammy got excited, you guys. Yes, something happened here
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: at the radio station. And then it was a big letdown.
• 11:01
  Speaker 9: Yes, I know.
• 11:03
  Speaker 7: I was so excited because I walked into the women's
• 11:06
  Speaker 7: bathroom and on the counter was a little jar of
• 11:10
  Speaker 7: tampons and I was like, shut up, we have tampons now.
• 11:13
  Speaker 7: And then I got closer and there was a sign
• 11:16
  Speaker 7: on it that said courtesy of Sea Bass.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: Wow, I know, yeah, I haven't let me.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: I was waiting for you to do this because seas yeh.
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: Y'all know they do this in the other bathroom, right, Okay?
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so Sea Bass for years, there's a you know,
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: copy machine out in the hallway by the by the studio,
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: and he will bring up new like reams of paper,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: but he has to write on the outside of the
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: courtesy of Sea Bass. Yes, because he's been leaving that yeah,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: courtesy of Sea Bass. Courtesy of Sea Bass. You know, yeah,
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: so he's like, well, I have a new courtesy of
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: Offering.
• 11:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, text everybody, gus, did you buy those or did
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: you steal them from the downstairs bathroom.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Let's be more clear. It doesn't say courtesy of.
• 12:05
  Speaker 7: Okay, it says courtesy of Sebastian from the Woody Show.
• 12:09
  Speaker 7: He appreciates, appreciates you parentheses and is available for endorsements.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Because this room, this bathroom, is doing the sales.
• 12:21
  Speaker 11: I like that.
• 12:21
  Speaker 10: So what Morgan's saying is so as I was putting
• 12:23
  Speaker 10: out my again, as I mentioned last week or two ago,
• 12:27
  Speaker 10: when I said, hey, we don't have tampons here at
• 12:28
  Speaker 10: this at this office, and women deserve.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Because we brought it up on the air. We brought
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: it up, you guys told me. And then Gina made
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: the argument, oh, they should be free.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: It should be free.
• 12:38
  Speaker 10: To Morgan's point is, as I was going about Sea
• 12:41
  Speaker 10: Bass the tampon ferry handing out free tampons, I went
• 12:44
  Speaker 10: down I went downstairs to their their bathroom and the
• 12:48
  Speaker 10: women's bathroom downstairs. It's like tamp PACs airlifted a crate
• 12:52
  Speaker 10: of crap downstairs to the women's bathroom. They have ears
• 12:57
  Speaker 10: and mind you know what else they do for our
• 12:58
  Speaker 10: sister station. I guess a bunch of people chip in
• 13:01
  Speaker 10: and they have like a big giant snack drawer.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah they do.
• 13:04
  Speaker 10: I've seen it, Chips.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: That's the same girl that supplies the tampons. I haven't
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: paid for a tampon and over a year.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: Michelle is like a fairy godmother.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Oh babe.
• 13:12
  Speaker 10: So Michelle for the downstairs seas for the upstairs out here,
• 13:17
  Speaker 10: two feminists serving you. Yeah, I noticed too about this
• 13:22
  Speaker 10: sign that I made, Sammy. It says purt is a
• 13:24
  Speaker 10: bashing but gray because it's for women. It's kind of
• 13:26
  Speaker 10: like it's very pastel, and it's got flowers that like.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Bubbles on the edge of the letters.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: Sammy Morgan, I don't know if you feel my on this.
• 13:35
  Speaker 10: I don't know if I could use those why because
• 13:37
  Speaker 10: you're thinking of.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you didn't answer my question. Did you buy them yourself?
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: I sure did. Wow.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, there's a third layer of this, a bunch of Tampa.
• 13:48
  Speaker 10: Amazon third layer to this. You did get the good
• 13:51
  Speaker 10: ones tampas get the because I know, but then like
• 13:58
  Speaker 10: cute stuff and they have to everything.
• 14:01
  Speaker 11: But he did get that high end actually a really
• 14:05
  Speaker 11: points every time you're down there inserting and crammon. I
• 14:11
  Speaker 11: don't know if I could do it, even though he
• 14:12
  Speaker 11: did get that top shelf tampons.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Random question like I know that you know people will
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: dedicate in a in a hotel, this is the sleeping bed,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: this sex bed or h here at the radio station
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: or work wherever you work, one bathroom will be the
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: pooping bathroom. And do women, uh do you have there
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: is there a tampon changing bathroom? Like will you go
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: to a different bathroom for changing tampons? Then you will
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: just for like a quick you know you don't need
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: that much space. Well, it's not about needing space like
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: some people will go more. It's almost like how people
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: go out in the woods because they're shameful.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Oh no, like you know, for we go to a
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: period hut the embarrass of our periods.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Like you shouldn't be embarrassed about it taking a dump either,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: but people.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Are there's no fallout from and.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: There's like more more perceived deprivacy even though they're both
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: you know, open to whoever in the office about single seeds.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: I don't think women care.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: It was like you don't run down to the first
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: floor bathroom. I was wondering, like, why why are there
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: tampons in one bathroom but not the other. It's just
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: because somebody else.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I guess already you know that one because now it's
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: adopted highway. You just you, you know the people downstairs,
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: and Michelle downstairs adopted that bathroom.
• 15:22
  Speaker 9: She took care of the period stuff down there, and
• 15:25
  Speaker 9: now you have, you have, You're welcome. We go in
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: business and we buy like a machine that distributes them,
• 15:32
  Speaker 9: you know, because.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: They want them for free. They should be free, should
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: be free, I should tam.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Because it's because we have to deal with having a period.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: It's not like like why first of all, why would
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: they be taxed?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: They should just be.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: At the office because it's an expense that we didn't
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: ask for.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: So the ladies.
• 15:59
  Speaker 10: So here's here's the better analogy for you ladies. Uh,
• 16:02
  Speaker 10: we don't go into the bathroom and pay for squares
• 16:04
  Speaker 10: of toilet paper. Why are we paying for.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Another different argument?
• 16:08
  Speaker 10: No, I think I think it's an analogy.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that makes that makes more sense. Yeah, this is
• 16:14
  Speaker 10: a natural thing that's a regular part of our bodily function.
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: You're not making us pay for toilet paper and towels
• 16:20
  Speaker 10: or soap.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Or so is why they should be free. The tampons,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: That's why I put them there.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Like you said, like it's a it's a provided service
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: in the bathroom because it's a bodily function.
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: The whole thing is ridiculous because then you could apply
• 16:35
  Speaker 10: that again to soap and toilet paper, etcetera.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Uh did American psychle go into the women's room to
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: place these there?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: That's a good question. First off, mister Bateman, cameras there.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I went in.
• 16:46
  Speaker 10: I specifically went in Sunday morning, eight am when no
• 16:49
  Speaker 10: one's in this office. I knocked and I said hello.
• 16:57
  Speaker 10: The light was off, meaning that no woel had been in.
• 16:59
  Speaker 10: You know, it's the motion detection was out there, and
• 17:01
  Speaker 10: I went in. I placed my gift to you ladies.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: I mean, the thing is, it's hard to say no
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: because he got the good ones. He didn't get the
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: like cardboard ones, thoughtful.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: You know how you can get which ones are good?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: You know how you get your business name and your
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: phone number and your logo like on a pen or
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: little little baseball.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I'm saying like you should be able to get it,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: like where there's like custom wrappers, or it's like Sea
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Bass's face on the wrapper.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I saw that on the applicator.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah. Literally, now do we look at this all angles?
• 17:34
  Speaker 9: Do you think there will be a complaint?
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: I think that somebody out of spite will remove the
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: sign that says courtesy of Sebastian. They'll enjoy my tampons
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: may or maybe they'll just turn the box around.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're right. I could tell you about
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: one thing that I heard about that got a complaint
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: about me. Yeah, oh great, uh oh great, Like I
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know how I missed. I missed
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: it and then somebody said, oh, well, we did hear
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: about something, but it wasn't quite clear what it was.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: You left a mug in the break area in the sink.
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: I don't know what you're talking about, Woodie, because this
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: is now with HR. Thanks for thanks for literally screwing me?
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: What you literally just screwed me? How do I literally
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: just screw it? Because it wasn't No one knew what
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: was going on. This wasn't This was kind of being
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: left alone. And now I'm gonna have to go to
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: a meeting.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Did you or did you not? Okay, well, why bring
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: it up now because everybody told me that it was you.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I told you, guys, it was no, no, no, no.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: That's the thing that part I wasn't aware of.
• 18:41
  Speaker 10: Well, I brought it into the studio and showed Greg
• 18:44
  Speaker 10: and see in Menace. This is straight up snitch in Menace.
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: Oh okay, no, no, no, okay, To be honest, I
• 18:51
  Speaker 9: don't remember you showing the mug at.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: All, okay, smart movie. No no, no, no, no, I
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: swear to god, I don't remember you showing it to me.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: Somebody brought in the bug that was not you and
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: showed it to me because it was funny, right and
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: I was dying laughing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: But the person who, by the way, I'm on good
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: terms with or was until what he just snitched on.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so you did something. I'm the person, Okay, God,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: because I told who did it?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Right there?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: That's how are you not understanding this? Because I was
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: told who did it? But I told you, guys, there
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: was no no, no, no, it was the cat or
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: whatever bag. It was already out.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. By the time it got to me.
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: Why and you know that it's that someone filed an
• 19:31
  Speaker 10: HR complain And now you're now you're publicly putting my
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: name on it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I knew that somebody can play. Did you do it?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: That's not the okay?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Well whatever, no, not whatever. No, you totally just ratted
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: me out for no reason.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? No reason?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: We're talking about talking about reason. It started with you
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: putting courtesy tampons in my name on them. Yes, correct,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: but he's taking credit for and I did a small
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: harmless office pranks.
• 19:57
  Speaker 9: That was not a prank.
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: That was a gift to the women of this. No,
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: don't don't play dumb on this. I'm not playing dumb
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: on it because you thought, oh, you know that I've
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: got to that somebody went to hr about this.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I did not know that somebody went to quote to me. No,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I said somebody complained because I had the person ask me. So,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: why why rap me out? Publicly? Rat you out?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You just what you just did that it's already out?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Is that I guess that anybody who would Why haven't
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I heard about it?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know that's them. I have no idea because
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I have no idea why you haven't heard it the audience?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: You haven't heard about it? How are you aware of so?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Somebody let me. One of the one of the managers
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: told me about it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I go, it sounds about right, right about like you
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: your sea bass being sea bass, right, it wasn't like whatever.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't really know like too much about it other
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: than what they told me. And I go, yeah that
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: somebody else said, somebody else from the fourth floor. I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: already knew who it was, like one of the other
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: hosts on the fourth floor, Like if it's the fifth floor,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: there's only one person it could be.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, so they might have guessed. But you know, hey,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: but he went to HR about this.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: You told me that, no, because somebody from the management
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: on this floor told me, yes, sea bass did this.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah, that sounds that sounds about right. That's
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: a sea bass.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Like the the ornament or the ornament I had, Yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: right was on the lobby of the there was there
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: was an ornament.
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: I'm not gonna be too much of a dick about this,
• 21:21
  Speaker 10: but what he said that the person who I made
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: this joke about went to HR about it, and now
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: he just publicly ouded me as the person who did
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: the offending prank.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Publicly outed you, Yes, that's what you just did.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: And let me explain real quick what happened.
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: So I took an inside joke here on the show,
• 21:36
  Speaker 10: putt it up a fake coffee mug, left it in
• 21:38
  Speaker 10: the work kitchen. Let's let that's too late now. I
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: left it there because it was funny. And by the way,
• 21:43
  Speaker 10: I'm on great terms with this person who I made
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: the joke about. And I just left it there and
• 21:47
  Speaker 10: it sat there for months until like the guy was like,
• 21:51
  Speaker 10: what the hell right, and then he read the mug
• 21:53
  Speaker 10: and so on and so forth. They made it look
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: like a promotional mug for a different show. But it
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: says something foul that we saved. We save in the air.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Now that person apparently went to HR.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: How do I know because what he told me he
• 22:04
  Speaker 10: went to HR and now what he just and I
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: thought I was hoping he would kind of die and
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: go away because there's no exactly people.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Assumed like he just said, let me no confirmation. The
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: manager person told me it was you, You just said
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: assumed No, I did not. I said, they already knew,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: which is why this did not.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: This is not because other people knew that it was him.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I don't I know it. That part I don't know.
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: It got to me that you it was you who
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: left this mug. We're ruining in a great tampon story.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Because this is a time of joy. Yes.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: The point is I made a joke that somebody took
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: the wrong way, and I thought it went away until
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: right now. It might have gone away until someone just body, I'm.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Sure it's still away. It's it's.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: They don't listen to this show because you're so too
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: because here, no, because here's here's the thing. It'd be
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: like saying, uh, the cops had no idea. No, the
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: cops are the ones who told me that it was
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: this person.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: So like like the what's the secret? That's that's thank you,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: that's the point. What's the secret?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I think it was just hoping it would just fizzle.
• 23:15
  Speaker 10: I thought it had fizzled, so it probably did fizzle.
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: But if someone went to HR, there's there's a paper trail,
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: and that's what I'm talking about. Okay, legit now, don't
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: don't act don't act exasperated.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: You're the one who failed screwed up here, okay eight
• 23:29
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• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Send us a text to the tampons.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tampons, it is it's proudly it was just another
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: example of sea bass office hijinks.
• 23:40
  Speaker 10: Right, but you didn't think about it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, if you like to
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: play the Craigslist price is right, I would we have
• 23:47
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• 23:50
  Speaker 2: What do you mean considered a preservative, genetically.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Modified, genetically modified menace origin?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe yes, exactly where the Woody Show will be right
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: back