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Mic Drop Comedy San Diego _ Club Owner Jenny Canfield(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to another Good to Know podcast.
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  Speaker 2: This is week two, and this is actually a.
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  Speaker 1: Really, really good one because we have one of my
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  Speaker 1: favorite people in the world joining us today.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, give a big round of applause for.
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  Speaker 1: entrepreneur, accountant, everything you could think under the sun, Jenny Cannon-Fu.
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  Speaker 3: Hey! You're making me blush over here.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what'd you go? Oh, I forgot.
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  Speaker 1: Also, too, we are also joined by our lovely producer
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  Speaker 1: and engineer, Nicky.
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  Speaker 3: She said, just when I thought I wasn't going to
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  Speaker 3: be on camera.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty much. That's so funny. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I want to give Nikki a shout out. She does
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  Speaker 1: a great job and she's awesome. And she's really funny.
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  Speaker 2: So, okay.
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  Speaker 1: With that being said, you guys were actually talking about
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  Speaker 1: something I kind of want to get into too because
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  Speaker 1: there's been only, there's been three owners of Laughs Unlimited
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  Speaker 1: out of the 44 Four years?
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  Speaker 2: Five?
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  Speaker 3: 45?
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  Speaker 2: 45 years. Wow. Yeah. So, yeah, you're a third owner.
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  Speaker 2: You're like the Pittsburgh Steelers coach. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Did the Steelers have a good year?
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  Speaker 3: Do I want to be compared to them? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they only had three coaches in their whole NFL, like, span.
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  Speaker 1: It was like Chuck Knoll. I can't remember the other
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  Speaker 1: guy's name. And the guy just fired a dude right now.
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  Speaker 2: Mike Tomlinson. but no I was going to say they just.
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  Speaker 3: Fired the third one and you compared me to.
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  Speaker 1: Him great but he never had a losing season that's
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  Speaker 1: why it's so amazing like why are they firing this
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  Speaker 1: guy who never had a losing season you know what I.
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  Speaker 3: Just watched was the last dance with yeah Michael Jordan
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  Speaker 3: and how they were all like they fired Phil Jackson
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  Speaker 3: and then they brought him back for that one season
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  Speaker 3: like how do you have so many championship seasons and
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  Speaker 3: then you get fired i don't get it same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Right yeah yeah it's ridiculous it's nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Uh are we are we um uh is is uh
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  Speaker 1: the the wi-fi messed up huh who knew you're coming
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  Speaker 1: in clear on my recording but okay okay okay play
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  Speaker 1: back it looks a little blurry okay no worries then
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  Speaker 1: it's okay cool i'll just cut that part out uh
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  Speaker 1: i was wondering worried um uh uh Yeah, so you
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  Speaker 1: were talking about how you became the final owner of
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  Speaker 1: Laughs and how that little interesting story.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm the.
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  Speaker 3: Current owner of Laughs. I mean, who knows if I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to be the final owner.
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  Speaker 2: You are. You're always going to own Laughs. Don't ever.
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  Speaker 3: Don't even play like that. Yeah. Well, there's no current
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  Speaker 3: plans to not be the owner.
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  Speaker 1: How about that?
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  Speaker 2: It's like a really cool good guy story.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh yeah, where I, I worked for a bookkeeper
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  Speaker 3: and then I took over the club from her and. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I think the funnier part of the story was the story.
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  Speaker 3: The part that I hadn't told yet was Steve was
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  Speaker 3: trying to buy somebody to find somebody to buy the business.
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  Speaker 3: And it was 2009 and it was a recession and
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  Speaker 3: people couldn't get funding and you know, whatever. And he
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  Speaker 3: was like, Jenny, I'll just sell it to you for cheap,
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  Speaker 3: which I mean, it wasn't exactly cheap, but I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: really relatively. to what he was thinking. And, um, I
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  Speaker 3: laughed at him and I was like, you're crazy. And then, uh, JC,
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  Speaker 3: who actually is a bartender at laughs and my best
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  Speaker 3: friend and the father of my daughter. Now he said,
• 4:03
  Speaker 3: why wouldn't you even consider it? And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about running a comedy club. And
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  Speaker 3: he was like, you know, everything, you know, the numbers.
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  Speaker 3: And so I had to reconsider it and be like, Oh, Well,
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  Speaker 3: I guess that's true. So really, really everybody should give
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  Speaker 3: a big thanks to JC because he's the one that
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  Speaker 3: was like, don't be a dodo bird.
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  Speaker 2: The unsung hero, JC.
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  Speaker 3: The unsung hero. That's him.
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  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: You know, and he's also the one that did a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the work building the stage to where it's
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  Speaker 1: at now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about the stage, Carlos. I tell everybody
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  Speaker 3: about the stage. How Carlos bullied me into getting that stage.
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  Speaker 2: He did.
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  Speaker 3: He ganged up on me with other comics. Oh, this
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  Speaker 3: is going in my burn book.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds very dramatic, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: So what happened was... That's not... I didn't bully her.
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  Speaker 3: We'll let Carlos tell his story and then I'll tell
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  Speaker 3: my version.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I've been wanting this stage. Because
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  Speaker 1: the stage used to be in the middle... I'm not
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  Speaker 1: in the middle. In the corner of the showroom.
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  Speaker 2: And it made it like.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a baseball field when you did stand-up,
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  Speaker 1: which was fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's great because it's good.
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  Speaker 1: It made the room very long instead of wide.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then when you're on stage.
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  Speaker 1: uh, the kitchen door was to your stage left. And so, yes,
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  Speaker 1: they would come out while you're on stage and people
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  Speaker 1: would be, you know, bringing food. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I would like to shoot a special here,
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  Speaker 1: but I was like, I'd like to, when I shoot
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  Speaker 1: my special, I want to move the, the stage over here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to have people sit on the stage
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  Speaker 1: that we usually perform at. And I'll just make shift
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  Speaker 1: a stage over here.
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  Speaker 3: Just so I'm going to point out that we moved
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  Speaker 3: that stage seven years ago and you still haven't shot
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  Speaker 3: a special. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then, so I was going to, and then, and, um,
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  Speaker 1: And then the pandemic hit and then I lost my
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  Speaker 1: memory for a good four or five years and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just barely getting back.
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  Speaker 3: Excuses are like, what? Okay. Everybody's got one.
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  Speaker 1: So, so I was like, yeah, so let's, I want
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  Speaker 1: to move it there. And then, and then I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you should just end up moving the whole stage there.
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, no, I, I like my unique
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  Speaker 1: room of, of standup, like the way it is, the set,
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  Speaker 1: the setup.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, all right.
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  Speaker 1: And then I still liked it because of that yeah
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  Speaker 1: and then you were doing remodeling because we were doing
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  Speaker 1: some remodeling and then there was a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 1: comics there and I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like what happened? I said this is where the bullying part.
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  Speaker 1: Comes in yeah because I was like I go I
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  Speaker 1: started standing where the mic would be at on center
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  Speaker 1: stage as they cleared out the showroom and I'm like
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  Speaker 1: right here I was like it would be dope and
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  Speaker 1: then Ellis was there Ellis and Brad Bonner and they
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: were like what are you talking about and I was
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  Speaker 1: like I'm trying to get Trying to get Jenny to
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  Speaker 1: move the stage right here.
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  Speaker 2: And then they all came and stood with me. They're like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm in the room and they're all talking around me. No,
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  Speaker 3: I can hear them. And just, just ganging up on me.
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  Speaker 1: And they were like, oh yeah, this, oh, this is bad.
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  Speaker 2: This would be perfect.
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  Speaker 3: This is at the beginning of a three week renovation
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  Speaker 3: where we're shutting the whole club down. And I mean,
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  Speaker 3: like we basically did the work ourselves and, I'm, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I was the general contractor and all of this. And
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  Speaker 3: then Krause was like, yeah, we could just move a stage. Sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it was funny because, um, uh, Tristan was there too.
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  Speaker 1: And Tristan was like, cause he was, we're all, everyone's
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  Speaker 1: moving tables and chairs. Everyone's pitching in, you know, all
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  Speaker 1: the comics. And it was funny. He was, he was
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  Speaker 1: dismantling the, uh, the state of the, the other stage.
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  Speaker 1: But like, um, well, he was not at that time, but, uh,
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  Speaker 1: he was like, he was even too late. He was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh shit, that, that will be nice.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be dope.
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  Speaker 1: You could see Jenny just, not liking the whole idea
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  Speaker 1: that everyone's starting to agree and it's her club and
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  Speaker 1: she's going to do what the fuck she wants to
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  Speaker 1: do with it.
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  Speaker 2: And then like, it's called science.
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  Speaker 3: The more you, uh, the more you fight me, the
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  Speaker 3: more I want to say no. So I'm digging my
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  Speaker 3: heels in harder and harder about it.
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  Speaker 2: Harder.
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  Speaker 1: And it was like three or four days later, I
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  Speaker 1: get a call and she goes, I thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: And it was the next day.
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  Speaker 3: We were going to, uh, we were going to Throckmorton
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  Speaker 3: or no, Wait, that was the theater, right?
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  Speaker 2: Stockport Theater over in Mill Valley?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. It was me, you, and Mike Paramore. We
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  Speaker 3: were in the car.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: We went over to Stockport. That's right, Mike Paramore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And because he was even saying, too, he was like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: it does make sense. You were like, shut up, because
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  Speaker 1: that's going to make me not want to do it
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  Speaker 1: even more. You're going to ruin this for them.
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  Speaker 2: But that's right.
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  Speaker 1: And you were like, and then you told me, you go,
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  Speaker 1: the only way I'll do it you have to build
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  Speaker 1: it and i was like i will i'll build it
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  Speaker 1: i'm mexican i i've never stepped foot in a home
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  Speaker 1: depot i don't know shit about hitting a nail and.
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  Speaker 3: You'll see yeah you'll see a picture of him he's
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  Speaker 3: holding a tool he was probably holding it upside down
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  Speaker 3: by the sharp.
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  Speaker 2: End and backwards.
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  Speaker 1: And uh yeah no so uh we all we all
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  Speaker 1: then we came back and we all pitched and we
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  Speaker 1: dismantled the old stage and then we started working on
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  Speaker 1: the uh i just listened to whatever jc told me
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  Speaker 1: he's like hold this stay right there put right there
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  Speaker 1: but he he basically designed it and all of it
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  Speaker 1: and but we were just all pitching in and helped
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  Speaker 1: building the stage but it was really it was really
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  Speaker 1: a labor of love.
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  Speaker 3: Some people he enjoyed he some people he appreciated pitching
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  Speaker 3: in more than others.
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  Speaker 1: I was good i didn't i listened i was i
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  Speaker 1: was out of the way too i didn't because i
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: know what it's like to be frustrated and have someone
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  Speaker 1: in the way like motherfucker move like doggy you keep
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  Speaker 1: you keep standing there talking and it's like i get
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  Speaker 1: it we're comics you're supposed to talk but fuck shut
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  Speaker 1: up and get to get to work and um yeah
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  Speaker 1: no it was it was interesting it was fun it
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  Speaker 1: was fun and uh But, yeah, now the stage is
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  Speaker 1: in the middle, and it's really nice, and we have
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  Speaker 1: a long walkway, too, now.
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  Speaker 2: It's dope. I like it. I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: But, yeah, and then uh and you said 45 years
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  Speaker 1: and it's what uh the what number the longest running
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  Speaker 1: comedy club i think it's.
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  Speaker 3: The ninth the ninth longest running comedy club in the nation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah i just was at um el paso at the
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  Speaker 1: comic strip and um they're they're celebrating their 40th yeah
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  Speaker 1: i was like oh interesting i was like yeah yeah
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  Speaker 1: and they had a picture of laughs in there and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's dope.
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  Speaker 2: That's dope. It was like, I was like, that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. I love that. I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: rocking with you then. Cause I fucks with it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Comedy cats just celebrated their 40th this year. This last
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  Speaker 3: year too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know comedy cats
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  Speaker 2: was that old. Oh, okay. Boom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And Danielle and her parents, it's been in the
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  Speaker 3: family since like year two, like they've been running it
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  Speaker 3: the entire time.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And, It's so funny because Laffs is the second.
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  Speaker 2: Location, right? Because at first it was in the alley over.
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  Speaker 3: It was over on K Street. It was 108 K Street.
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  Speaker 3: I know that from the Bob Saget commercials that we have.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Bob Saget was doing commercials for Laffs Unlimited way, way
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  Speaker 1: back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could hear R.I.P. You can hear Scott's voiceover
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  Speaker 3: that laughs unlimited at 108 K Street. And the phone
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  Speaker 3: number is still the same. 916-446-5905. It's still the same number.
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  Speaker 3: We still have the same number.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. And what do you have?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any like crazy stories of like nights
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  Speaker 1: at laughs?
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  Speaker 3: You know that that is... Loaded question.
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  Speaker 2: Very loaded question.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like, every night is a crazy night. It
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: just depends, good crazy or bad crazy. I mean, I've
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  Speaker 3: had customers be crazy. I had a customer try to
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: act like he was giving a comic a drink, like
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: he put it on the table in front of him,
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  Speaker 3: but I had watched him drink out of it. And
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: he was already, he was already chatting. I was already over,
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  Speaker 3: over next to him to tell him to be quiet anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So I just, I just walked by and I was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: I need you to stop talking to the comic, you know?
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  Speaker 3: And you know how I do. I just say it
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  Speaker 3: and walk away. Just give them a chance to correct
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  Speaker 3: their own behavior and not make a big deal out
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  Speaker 3: of it. And when I walked by the table, I
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: grabbed that glass. Cause I was like, no, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to let the comic drink off this. And he
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: was like, and he told the comic, he's the, he's like, Hey,
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: she stole your drink. And the comic was smooth. He
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: was like, no, it was Joe Hill. He goes, no, she,
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  Speaker 3: she's just taken out to the bar to bar for me.
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  Speaker 3: She knows that I'm not going to drink it on stage.
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  Speaker 3: So she's going to take it to the bar for me.
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  Speaker 3: It's cool. You know, she's, he's trying to play it off.
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  Speaker 3: And the customer goes that bitch. So I set the
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  Speaker 3: drink on a table and walked back around and right
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: back to where I was. And I was like, and
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: now you can leave, get up, go. He's like, what
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  Speaker 3: do I do? And I was like, you're obnoxious. Other
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  Speaker 3: than that, you called me a bitch. What else does
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  Speaker 3: it take? Just get out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And Joe was pissed. He got off stage afterwards and
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: he was like, I've never wanted to fight a customer
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  Speaker 3: more than that for calling you a bitch. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't even that serious. I wasn't even mad about it.
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, get out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I have to do, just get the
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  Speaker 1: doors that way. So I got two from my experience. One,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't there, but I always hear about it, which
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  Speaker 1: I wish I was there, because I'm usually always there
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: for a good story. Nikki, you're looking at maybe one
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: of the four people in the whole world that ever
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: stood up to Suge Knight.
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  Speaker 2: And Cat Williams at.
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  Speaker 3: The same time. Oh, shut the fuck up. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: even stand up to shit tonight. Why do you even
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  Speaker 3: say it like that? Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, you just weren't impressed. You're like, I'm not even.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was not impressed. That's different than, like, I
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: didn't try to fight the dude. I need your autograph.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because Cat Williams popped in.
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  Speaker 3: Are you going to tell a story, or do I
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  Speaker 3: have to tell it?
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  Speaker 2: No, you tell it, because I wasn't there, so it's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to hear it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Cavaliers popped in. That's when he was going on
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: his spree around Sacramento. He slapped a Target employee. Remember
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: they were riding scooters on the grounds of the Capitol
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  Speaker 3: or something. He was just wilding out. Something happened when
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: he was in Oakland during his show. They stopped the
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: show early. I don't know. He was wilding out. He
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: was having a whatever. So he was at laughs with
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: an entourage and my stepdad was there for deliveries. And
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: my stepdad's an older white guy, I guess all older
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: white guys look alike. Right. And he was talking to skip,
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  Speaker 3: like skip gave him his start at laughs, which he
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: wasn't even there at the time, but it was whatever.
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  Speaker 3: So I show up and he's talking and he's walking
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  Speaker 3: around and he's like, um, uh, it's the wood that
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  Speaker 3: makes you funny and you know, And I was just
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: unimpressed because I was just like, Oh Lord. Um, and he, uh, Larry,
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  Speaker 3: who was a bartender at the time and part-time manager,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: he was like, where's Suge Knight at? Because he's, uh,
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: you know, he's like always around wherever, uh, wherever Kat is.
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  Speaker 3: And sure enough, here comes the SUV across the street,
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: pulls up double parks, comes inside there's Suge Knight. I said, well,
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: you spoke too soon. So JC was trying to get
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: a picture of me with Kat Williams, which I was like,
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I don't like to be, I don't like to have
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: attention to them. Yeah. I don't like to spotlight. I
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: don't like any of it. I'd like to sit in
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: the back and run the numbers. And so I walked over,
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I was standing by the front door and I was
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: standing shoulder to shoulder with Suge Knight. And I, Cat
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Williams comes around and he's fixing to leave and he's like,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I was doing comedy here back when Tupac was alive.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: And I said, isn't Tupac still alive? And he said,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: how disrespectful to say in front of Suge Knight. And
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I just went like this and tapped his shoulder and said,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: my bad. And then they left. And that was the end.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so funny because you're what, 6'4?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I'm 6'2.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: You're 6'2. Okay, 6'2. So it's like, you're not, I mean,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I think he's, I think he has almost the same height.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're the same height. We were standing shoulder to shoulder.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: It was, I mean, I was not physically intimidated by
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: his size.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Hilarious.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Plus, we're also in Old Sacramento. I'm not a threat
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: to him. What's he, what's he going to do?
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: And that's the day, from then on, she was known
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: as Suge White.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Well, I got Suge White was later. Ellis started calling
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: me Suge White and that just stuck. I think that's
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: less because I met Suge Knight and more because everybody's
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: so intimidated by me. I mean, I only hung a
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: guy off that balcony one time.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: But the other story that I have, I was there
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: because I was on stage and I was doing the
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: set and it was going well and having a great time,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: and there was one table that was in the front.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It was so funny because it was just one table
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: that was empty in the front. It had been empty
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: for the whole show, and I want to say I'm
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: probably like 20 to 30 minutes in, and this guy
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: and this girl and another guy make their way and
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: sit at the table, and then they proceed to talk
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: so loud that I can't, I'm trying to ignore them
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: to let them situate themselves because I don't want to
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: be all in people's shit. I was like, I'm just
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: going to hit, bop, bop, bop. And at one point,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: the lady keeps talking over me as I'm on the mic.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: And I go, hey, I'm... I was like, are you okay?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're being really loud. I was like,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I have a microphone and I can hear you. The
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: whole room can hear you. So what is it that
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you need? And then she looked at me and she
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: was like, don't. Don't you even start.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: No.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: She just went.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: She was fucking telling me to, like, you know, don't
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: even fuck with her. But I'm like, I'm not fucking
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: You're the one fucking being loud.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: And then I can see Jenny slowly getting out of
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: the sound booth and making her way towards her to
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: go tell them to stop her to knock it off.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: And out.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Of nowhere, the boyfriend or whatever, her date, grabs her
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: by the throat and picks her up out of her
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: chair and then proceeds to take her out.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: And the guy.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: That was there with her, he was like, I'm sorry.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: But I was like, holy shit. I want her to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: shut up. I just– I don't want to get her
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: fucked up. And Jenny kind of looked and kind of
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: like was like, well, I was going to do that.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I wasn't going to do that, but I was going
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: to do something similar. All right. I'm just going to
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: go back to my– but that was so.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Wild sometimes they take themselves.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Out yeah and then later on you told me uh
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: what i don't know if it was you or one
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: of the people told me they go yeah they um
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: they snuck in they didn't even pay i was like
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: so you're gonna sneak in uh 30 minutes while the
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: headliner's on that means you're super fucking late and not
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: only that you're not gonna sneak in and sit in
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the back you're gonna go to the front row and make.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: A scene and be just Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: And then and then beat your brought up right in
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: front of the whole fucking community i was like oh
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: man it's wild i love it i love laughs there's.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: A there's another crazy uh customer story uh i don't
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: i i don't know if you know this one maybe
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: um so i mean we had a packed house full
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: room you know everything and um there was this, this
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: guy and girl, they were kind of interacting during the show,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: but it was totally manageable. They were fine. And then
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: they get up to leave and they're in the back
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: of the showroom and the comic gets off stage, you know, big,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: big finale. Everybody's clapping. Yay. And she, he walks out
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: and she walks like she's, I thought she was going
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom, but she, you know, we have that
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: cocktail station right there. She walks into the cocktail station.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: which is just a curtain. And it's like a five
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: foot by three, four foot room with all of our supplies.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, that's not the bathroom. So
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I walk over there and then I hit the light
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: because it's dark. I hit the light and I turn
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: it on and I go, hey, are you all right?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: And she has her hand over her nose like this.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: She takes her hands away like this. She goes, he
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: bit me. He bit her nose. Like, hard enough to
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: make her bleed. And I'm like, what? Like, I didn't know. One,
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I can't comprehend that an adult person just bit you.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: And that it happened in a full showroom. I mean, like,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: it was just timed right to where everybody was clapping. And, like,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: there was, it just, like, was this thing. And, yeah,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: called the cops. And, yeah, it was crazy.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: That dude's nuts.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Corey and Chad were there. It was a Corey and
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Chad weekend. Oh, yeah.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, those guys are great. Yeah, it sounds like they're crowd....
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. She was like, he's... I don't remember which affiliation,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: but she was like, he's a... I don't know. Whatever
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: gang it was. And I was like, that sounds like
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: bad news. I was like, well, hopefully he's not coming
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: back for you. That's all I want.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: That's nuts. That's crazy.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Just bitter nose.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Like a Hannibal Lecter.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like... I mean, how do you go back to
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: your gang hideout and say, you know, I just.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: What do you say, like, the Batman villain?
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I'd better ask. I mean, listen, Carlos, I don't know
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: if you... I might be called Suge White, but I
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: don't know if you look at me. I really don't
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: have the gang look.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: She said their gang hideout. You think? Yeah, after I
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: bit the girl in the nose, I took off to
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: my hideout.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh, my gang hideout. I don't know wherever the gang
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: people hang out, wherever that is.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: What's up, fellow gangsters? Yeah, we had a dry out
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: for a couple weeks.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you what I just did. I bit her.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: She was talking back, so I bit her.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Well, with that great and lighthearted story, we're going to
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: roll on to our next segment. Great segment.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Let's see the most famous bite that would be Mike
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Tyson okay next.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I know right okay so we do trivia and just
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: to spark conversation and silliness so let's see some people
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: are good some people aren't good who cares whatever just I'll.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Be terrible I am not a good trivia person at
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: all really I.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Thought you would be okay.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Okay okay all right so cool then all right here
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: we go so this is question one How many Oscars
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: has Martin Scorsese won?
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Twelve.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry. Would you like to try again?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Of course not. I just made it up.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Martin Scorsese has only won one Oscar in his whole career.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I wanted to say it with confidence, though.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I know. It did sound confident. I was like, damn.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Was I close?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I was going to give it to you.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I told Nikki before this.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I know. I told Nikki before this that I edited
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: all these questions. And it's not going to help me
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Like I was only looking for spelling. I wasn't paying
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: attention to the answers. I was just making sure that
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: all of the words were capitalized and that there was punctuation.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what any of these questions are
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: going to be. I was like, I should have cheated.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Do them. You know what's funny? Did I even say
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: that you own laughs? Oh, no, I did. I said
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: final owner. That's right. For a minute, I was like,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I was such an entrepreneur.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did a whole thing about it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Brought to you by ADHD. I know.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. You are not lying.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: This is how all of Carlos and my conversations go.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: It's like seven different conversations at once, and then you
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: just got to pull the threads back to figure out
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: where you were one time.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: We're on the phone for at least an hour and
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: a half and we're like finishing up seven stories that
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: started in the first five minutes.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: That's how it goes. It's like, it's like a quick summary,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: a summary of things. And then we get into the
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: detail and it takes us into other directions. And then,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: you know, we sum it up. It's fine.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: We know. Yeah. And it's so cool.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Cause when we do have conversations too, we're like, Oh,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you know what? That reminds me of fucking. And then
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I was over in this town and before you know it,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: it's like, and then we're, Yeah, we definitely take little
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: road trips, little side trips and things. Oh, Nikki, Jenny
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: is also the one that helped me come up with
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the idea for the shirt that I.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Sell on the road.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she corrected my diction, I guess you could say.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: She does that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, we did just say I corrected all of
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: your spelling typos and on your quiz questions too, so
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: that makes sense.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Because when I first came up with the shirt, the
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: shirt says, relax, you can't die from being offended. But
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: when I first came up with it, I was like, relax,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: being offended isn't terminal. And then she was like, that's funny,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: but it just needs to be worded different. And so
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: we were just sitting there in the car driving to,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: was it the NoHo Fest?
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I think so. And it was, yeah, you won't die
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: from being offended, unfortunately.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And then I couldn't land on, I was like, should we,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you won't die from being there or you can't die
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: And we were going back and forth. You're like, uh,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I think you should go with can't. Um, and I
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: was like, okay. And then, but yeah, no, it was good.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: It was funny.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Cause like I, I, I had that idea. I was gonna,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I made, I was like, okay, gonna make shirts. And
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I sat on it for like two years. I want
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: to say until one day Jenny was like, that shirt
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: is so awesome. I like it so much that if
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you don't do it, I'm going to start making it
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: and selling it at the club.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I'll make it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Get it together. And not only that, I want one
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: in every color. Yeah.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Do you have a hoodie?
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I have a hoodie. Yeah, do you have a hoodie?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Because his printing person knows and likes me. And so
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I have them in like three different colors. I have
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: a red one. I have a blue one. And I
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: have a hoodie.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have a new style.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I got to get it to you next time when
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I'm over there, which is next week.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be over there next week.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: All right. So number two, question number two.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: See, we took 17 minutes to answer one question to
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: two questions.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Number two.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Sounds right.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: It says, name one of the three defenses in the
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: immune system.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: What?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Name one of the three defenses.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: In the immune system?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Like what? Like white blood cells?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Boom, there you go. That's a good one.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Awesome. It only said I had to name one.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they only had to name one. That's why
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: So skin is one, white blood cells, and then antibodies
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: is the third.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, so.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Yes. All I needed was one point. I feel validated.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: You're on the board, Jenny.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: You're on the board.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: All right, so number three, question three. It's a geography question.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Where is Machu Picchu located?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Peru. Peru.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, got it. Nice. Fucking noise.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm feeling good now.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: This one is, I don't know, this one's kind of
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: a tough one. But for some. Who plays the piano
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: in The Muppets?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Animal.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: No, Animal plays the drums.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: It's the dog, Ralph.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Ralph.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: The dog he's awesome that dog is awesome um yeah uh.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: What degree okay oh yeah what degree does water freeze.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: At oh 32 boom look at you that's good that's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: good uh that's how cold it is in my house
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: because my wife doesn't let me touch the thermostat same
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: um dude it's so cold in my house it's pissing
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: me off that's like that's.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Why we have jackets and blankets just.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Cuddle up you'll be all right I know, but it's
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: so cold that my.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Socks are cold.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: He says, it's so cold in my house. You live
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: in Vegas. It's cold. You know that they just had
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: freezing sleet and rain in Texas or something?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I was in New Mexico this weekend, and that was
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the first time I've ever.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I've driven in snow, but fuck, bro.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: When it's fresh snow, it's scary as fuck.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I'm on the freeway. I don't see any lines. How
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: do people live like this?
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Yes. Hopes and prayers. That's how you live on hopes
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: and prayers. You follow the car in front of you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But there was no car in front of me.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: So I was like, where the fuck am I going?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: And I had to like rely on the google maps
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: to show me that i was in the lane.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's what it was made for it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Was ridiculous and then i um i was like uh
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: i was gonna get off on my exit and so
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: i had to turn and i didn't know that you
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: can't you when you turn you can't like it's even
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: more gradual yeah because i started sliding and i was
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: like oh shit like fucking driver's ed kicked in and
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: i let go of the wheel and i let go
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: of the brake.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: No i don't think they taught you to let go
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: of the wheel in terms of that's right not the
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: wheel the brake jesus jesus took the wheel right he
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: said jesus take the wheel i can't do.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: This hilarious uh All right, so we're halfway there.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: So number six, this is a movie.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: But I'm already winning. I think we should stop at five. Okay,
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: all right, I'm ready.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'll retire right now after a win. Okay,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: so this is a movie question because I know you're
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: a big movie person.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Not like you. What is Edward Norton's character's name in
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Fight Club?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: It's himself. I don't know. Does he have a name?
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It's close. And that's great. Okay. So you have, okay.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a name and they, and they title
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: him as narrator because he doesn't have a name. Boom.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, it's yeah. Cause they don't. Yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Everyone always says Tyler Durden, but that's Brad Pitt. That's
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: his alter.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're definitely going to get this one.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yes. Is it a math question? I like the
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: math questions. No, we don't have those.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: It's a geography question. I couldn't do math questions because
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't know the answers, even if.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: I looked it up. That's how bad I am at math. Okay,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I'm ready.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: What is the capital of California?
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Sacramento.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Hey, Sacramento.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Suck down. There you go.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're on to question eight.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Sacramento, where you can see Laugh's Unlimited, right by the capital,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: just down the street.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right down an old sack.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: And you'll recognize it because my face is plastered on
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: one of those.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: That's another reason, too. Like, Jenny really pushes me to always, like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: to do comedy things.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I don't like taking pictures.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Now that you're talking about this, I do think that
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I should start getting a cut of all of your proceeds.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I know, right?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Because I don't like doing pictures. I only do pictures
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: for people at the end of the shows, but I
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: hate taking pictures. And I hate taking headshots. And she's like,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you need headshots. You need some new headshots. I was like, yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just good with this one.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: That's okay. I'm not doing anything.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: It was like, hint, hint, you need a headshot.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was like, nah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And then she goes, listen, asshole, the reason why I
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: want you to get a headshot so bad or a
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: new headshot is because I'm going to put you as
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: one of the giant, uh, windows at laughs unlimited.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: And I was like, shut the fuck up. I go, okay,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I'll go get headshots.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: And then she's like, well, it's not even two foot.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: It's even bigger than that. I don't know. Five foot
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: by four foot window. I need to blow a picture up.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: So I need a high resolution headshot. Go get them done.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. High resolution.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: And then she was like, and then I was like, okay,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I will. But she goes, don't even worry. I know
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: So I got Chris Smith coming in about an hour.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: So get your ass down here.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So come down here.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: So I went down there and I took photos right
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: around the corner.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah. So, and it's funny. It's nice. It's dope.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Cause I'm like right next to Jerry Seinfeld. It's dope.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, thank you for that. If I never, if
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I never said it before, I'm saying it now.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: That's legit.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: So here we go. All right. So that's number seven.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Question number eight. What was Outkast's first album's name?
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: All I can think is Andre 3000, but that's the
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: dude's name. I don't know. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. It's a weird word,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: isn't it?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah damn you're really close yeah no it's not super
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: catch-up but it's got it's got like i'd like that
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: everything's together.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: In it yeah yeah yeah it's it's like something long
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: and boom bostic or i don't know go ahead.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Jenny look at jenny with the hip.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah you don't mess with suge white she out here
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: produced it she's like i should know what i produced
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: um it's southern playlist to cadillac music.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Oh see i knew it was yeah i knew it
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: was like it's because it's all one word.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Right Yeah, it's all one word. Yeah, I'll give that
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to you because you did. Yeah, yeah, you can have that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. You were like, I know it's
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: it's all together. And that's that's a pool.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: It's almost like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is another we just got in talking about this.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: So and question nine is how many championships does Michael
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Jordan have? If you remember from Oh, I think it's six.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Boom.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Look at it. I just watched that. Yes.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I'm going to.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Have to thank my niece because she was the one
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: that put me on that. She was like, you got
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: to watch it. I totally did.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: And I wasn't a big Jordan fan or Bulls fan
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: either until.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, I'm not a basketball fan at all,
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: but it's weird because I do like sports documentaries. Like
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I watched Malice at the Palace. Did you watch that one?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That was so good. And the one where the
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Minnetoteo got catfished.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh yeah. That's crazy.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: That whole series. Cause there's one about the America's cup too.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: I don't watch sailing, but it was, that one was
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: pretty interesting too.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: What is it? It's on Netflix, right? It's a sport.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: It's a series that I can't. Oh, it's untold.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Untold. Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: The untold series. Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: They had the, uh, the boxer chick. They had that
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: one was good.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Her husband was the manager or whatever. Yeah.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: There was, what was the other one too? There was
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: one about like the.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: There's a Caitlyn Jenner one.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Um manatee teo uh malice at the palace the america's
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: cup uh i can't remember oh uh hope uh the
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: soccer player oh yeah yep hope solo talking about how
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: she was trying to get more money for women's um
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: sponsorships and stuff and like she kind of got She
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: made it happen, but also got screwed at the same
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: time because they were like, she's difficult to work with.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: But it's another interesting one.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it was this series where there was
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: some New Jersey guys, the mobster bought his son a
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: hockey team.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Yes. Yes.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: They're called the Trashers or some shit like that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: It was great.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: And there was one about And One, too. Oh, yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Roberto is from Sacramento. He was on there, too.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Him and the professor used to get along hella well
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and play and ball out.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I remember that. That one was dope.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I watched all those. Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: They're great.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Now I know what to get you.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I'll get you a 30 for 30 and then I'll
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: get you that.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Because.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: We were talking, like, me and my wife were going
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: back over it. I'm about, like, I go, yeah, I go,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: you know, Jenny doesn't, I don't know what to give
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Jenny ever, like a gift or anything like that. Because,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: you know, she's like me. It's like, if we need something,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: we'll get it right then and there. We don't need
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: to wait or anything or yada, yada, yads. And she
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: was like, I go, yeah, Jenny just, her thing, though,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: is like.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, just hang out. Just be cool and just hang out.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: And that's all. And I was like, okay.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: That's because my love language is quality time.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yips is very low on my love language.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now I know that I can get you
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: a sports documentary. Okay, I'll watch that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because then we'll chop it up and talk about
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: it later.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, so here's the final Jeopardy question. Okay. You
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: can wager points if you want. Oh, shoot. Or you
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: don't have to, but you have seven. And, okay, so
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: do what.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: You like to wager. I'm not going to wager any points.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to keep no points. I'll wager one point.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Spoken like a true accountant.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm already winning. I don't want to lose
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: just because off of this.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, off of this one.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, so in Back to the Future, what year did
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Marty McFly go to?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: When he went backwards?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, it was like 19.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: You're getting really good at.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: 56? Close.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. 55. It was 55. Yeah. Boom. But you got seven.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: My mom was born in 1956. That's why I guessed
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: that too.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I was going to say either 55 or 56, but
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, I should have gone with 55 because
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I knew it wasn't the year of her birth.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Because he was in 1985 and he jumps back 30
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: years to 55.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: 30 years.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: And it fucking, people and kids are online talking about, hey,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: if Back to the Future happened now, If we're in 2026,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: it would be 1996.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Hey, that would be a cool-ass time to go back to, though.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Dude, it would. I mean, hip-hop would be at its finest. Right.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Style wasn't that bad. Everyone's wearing the style now that
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: people were doing in 1996.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same thing.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much all of a sudden everything's the same,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: but there's no.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Personally, though, I wasn't having a good time in 1996.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I was a junior in high school. I just moved
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: between my sophomore and junior year, came back to California.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: from Alaska. I was not happy. That was not a
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: good time for me. Let's not go back to 96. Yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: me too.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Pac died, and I just couldn't get over Pac dying.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, man, this is about to be.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: That was rough.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I was a freshman in high school. Yeah, yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I was in detention, so. When Tupac died? She's treating
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: it like 9-11 or when Kennedy got shot. She's like,
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: I know exactly where I was when Tupac died.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I had to pour something out for him, but it
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: was Gatorade.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: What else was in the Gatorade though, Nikki?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Kicking it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: You were on Chicago, right? Illinois? Yeah, I was in
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Chicagoland at the time.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Ooh shit out there talk about snow and winter shit
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I used to have this joke about Chicago because I
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: would go do stand up there and I was like
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: yeah there's a lot of things you can do in
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: California you can't do in Chicago and I was like
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: like in California you can get drunk and fall asleep
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: on your porch like you can't do that like in
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: January you can't do that I was like you fucking
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: end up dead they don't find your ass until the
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: spring they're like as soon as it thaws out they're
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: like there he was there the.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Whole time you lose all your toes just don't wake
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: up with them they're like oh there he was.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Dang okay well that concludes our discussion our podcast and
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: all this stuff and do you want to plug anything
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: you want to promote anything that you got coming to
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: laughs coming up.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Soon nah we everything is good at laughs because I
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: book all the apps so they're all great.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Right yes all the time every.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Weekend yeah I mean oh you did no you're coming up.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Aren't you I'll be there in March. Yeah, in March.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: You'll be there in March. Tony Baker's coming back in April.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Guy A.J. Wilkerson coming back in the fall. You know,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I'm always excited about stuff coming up.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be there March 13th and 14th.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Weekday shows that are killing it. Yeah, we've always got
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: stuff going up. So, you know, check us out. LaughsUnlimited.com.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Come get some tickets.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Right on. All right, cool. Fun times.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenny, for taking time out to do this.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you as well, Nikki, for producing and engineering.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Everybody, find your way over to lapsunlimited.com. Follow, like, subscribe.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Same thing with here. Follow me at Carlos Comedy. Follow
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Nikki at... Nikki, what's yours?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just changed it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: You can find me at studiocakelv on Instagram.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Boom.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: So you guys have a week and we'll see you
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: here next week.