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#109 - Sound Bites & Stream Fights: Music, Money, & Mental Health · The Chris and Mike Show

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  Hey, Le Moyne. Yeah, Le Moyne.
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  Call into the show can. We play your song, everybody.
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  Listen to me, I want to tell you.
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  So did you know that Jim Morrison, when they recorded the
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  riders in the storm, he actually laid an entire track of whisper.
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  So if you if you listen real closely, you can hear him
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  rioters on the storm. Especially when you have
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  headphones on. Right, Right as you singing
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  Riders on the Storm, the background Riders on the Storm.
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  It's pretty legit man. There was a song that we had
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  that I wanted you to do that too, and maybe you did anyway, I
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  don't remember. I we did it something we did
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  something where I. Was for we did.
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  We did. We did something.
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  And that's why I got the idea I, you know, stole from a lizard
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  king, which, you know. Well, and there was another one
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  where you talked underneath it, which was like certain parts you
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  would just use a speaking voice. Yeah, yeah, that was the cool
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  thing about about being in the recording studio and and
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  learning from artists that you, that you, you, I don't want to
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  say like a icons are like idolized because that's such a
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  weird thing, but artists that you that you respected and
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  emulate. There you go.
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  Good word. Hey, this is the Chris and Mike
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  show boys and girls. And by the way, excuse me, if
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  you want to come on our show, there's it's super easy and it's
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  super simply got to be living, breathing and a human.
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  OK, unless you're an alien and can prove it.
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  That would be kind of cool, like from Venus or Mars or something.
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  We will. Put you at the front of the
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  list. We will like we'll, we'll bump
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  everybody if you're legit alien from another planet, OK, Just
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  like just saying that now. Also, if you're a serial killer,
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  whether you're at large or incarcerated, if you're at
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  large, you, we, you can wear a mask.
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  We're cool with that. We'll protect your identity.
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  We will protect your identity, but the catch is this, you have
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  to have a dedicated Internet, meaning you got to have like
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  plugged into the wall or in a house Wi-Fi, something that is
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  not DSL, something that is not a hotspot, something that is
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  legitimately you're, you're rock and rolling.
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  And the reason why we know this as, as we've we're now in our
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  season #3 of this show when we first started back in the day,
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  Mike had some struggles because you just had DSL and, and, and
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  DSL is no bueno. Now he's the king of the waves
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  because he's got fiber optic cabling.
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  And it's the bomb. It is the bomb diggity like like
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  his shit is just like legit. Now I'm still wrapped with Cox
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  Communications and or Verizon, which I unplugged getting rid of
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  that then we still have Starlink.
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  But ironically enough, the Cox seems to be better right now
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  than Starlink. I don't know what that's about.
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  You know, I'm sure it has something to do with with Elon
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  and and Donald, you know, bickering back and forth or
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  sunspots or sunspots. Yeah.
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  So basically, here's the deal. We want, we want, we welcome
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  anybody that wants to come on the show, tell your story,
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  whatever that may be. The more interesting you are,
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  the better the show is going to be.
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  If not, I can still. And Mike and I both can still
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  kind of, you know, pull your story out of you.
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  But the more engaging you are, the most the more extroverted
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  you are, the better it's going to be.
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  But we got to have a dedicated Internet line.
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  That's the thing. We had a scheduled guest Sunday,
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  super nice lady named Liz Rodriguez.
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  She's all about life coaching, things like that.
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  She's been doing it for a super long time, but unfortunately the
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  Internet, where she's at was down.
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  She's trying to hotspot and this it's not going to work.
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  I've tried it, ladies and gentlemen.
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  It doesn't. Work.
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  Yeah. So we're going to have her back
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  on. So don't worry Liz, we're going
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  to have you back on. We are streaming live on
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  YouTube. So for those of you were
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  expecting her to be here today, unfortunately, you know,
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  technology has trumped us, which is fine, but I'm bumped.
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  It happens. It does happen.
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  It does happen. So you can shoot myself a
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  message, You can shoot Mike a message.
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  You can go to Facebook to the Chris and Mike show and give us
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  a message. You can go to the YouTube
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  because we're streaming live. You can shoot a message there.
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  It doesn't matter how you reach us, what you do, then Mike
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  typically sends you to me, 'cause then I'll help facilitate
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  the scheduling, things like that, and we'll get you on the
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  show. It's that simple.
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  You pull the words right out of my mouth.
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  Right out of his mouth and you and there's.
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  More than welcome to contact me anytime you want if you feel
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  more comfortable talking to me, but I'm just going to forward it
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  to him because it is too much chaos if both people are booking
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  guests. This is true.
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  And and the other thing, the other little caveat that we
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  require, which is which is really multi serving because
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  we're going to do the same thing for you.
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  We want you to go to our our Facebook group, our Facebook
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  page, Chris and Mike show and like it and review it and then
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  follow it. Same with the YouTube channel,
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  give it a subscribe, Instagram, give it a follow and then we'll
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  turn around and do the same thing for you.
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  So everybody we've had on the show, we've done the same thing.
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  Yes. And they'll verify that if you
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  want to check. That yes totally verify it.
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  So what would be cool since since unfortunately Liz's
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  technology network today, we have some really cool shows
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  coming up, which which will end up being after this one.
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  So it'd be weird to talk about what's coming up because Howard,
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  we record ahead of time, but. I just thought of that.
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  I was like, those are sitting on my computer.
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  I'm acting like they're already out there and everybody's heard
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  them. But I know, I know.
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  If Lemoyne listens to all our episodes, I just happen to crank
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  your insecurity song on the way home, brother.
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  And holy shit is that a banger. Yeah, I just, yeah.
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  I couldn't get it loud enough. Lamoine Alexander insecurity.
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  Look it up on Spotify, Apple, wherever you.
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  Listen to music. Yeah, YouTube as well.
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  And the cool thing about Lamoine, he's a Grammy nominated
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  artist that we actually had on the show.
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  Super, super cool guy. Like dude.
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  This is a rocker, man. It's.
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  All. He's totally.
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  Yeah, yeah. I I mean, I guess I was
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  expecting one of his bigger. This has got millions of hits.
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  I thought it was more like in the hip hop and R&B vein.
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  You know, I guess I misunderstood him when he was
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  talking about this song or maybe we didn't even talk about it
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  being a rocking song. I.
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  Don't know. I, I, I knew that he was based
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  on our conversation and his, his his, his launching pad was rap
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  producing and behind the scenes stuff.
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  But then when he told the tale about how he took went down to
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  his his home studio and recorded every single part of cheap
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  tricks. I want you to want me.
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  And Killer Queen. Right.
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  And then yeah, Yeah. And boys and girls, he did.
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  He worked with Queen on a song called Killer Queen, which is in
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  Bohemian Rhapsody, but it was pulled off the movie.
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  But it's still on the sound sound track, right?
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  And has received millions of downloads.
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  And he received, what, a couple of words for it.
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  And he got 600 bucks. Yeah.
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  That is if you and because you will, you will have heard that
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  show by the time this one airs. That was one of the most
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  intriguing things we talked about where 20 years ago you,
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  you have two million cells, 2 million song cells, 2,000,000
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  singles, whatever you want to call it, you making $1,000,000.
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  Yes, this last year you you dropped 2 million song.
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  2,000,000 Downloads. Yeah, plays whatever you get,
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  600 bucks. So I guess he said multiple
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  million downloads. Right, right, multiple million
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  downloads. He got 600 bucks, so Snoop.
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  Dogg had a billion and got 34,000.
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  Right, so those you didn't think Lars was an ass 'cause I thought
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  Lars was an ass when he was. Doing we all did in the
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  beginning 'cause we didn't understand and he was ahead of
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  us. He was big time, big time Nikki.
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  And in fact, I even shared that concept with Nikki and that was
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  it's like I now I I really truly understand now why artists have
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  to charge so much when they do their live shows because you got
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  to pay for the venue. Well, you know what, unless you
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  unless like Billy Eilish, right, I don't know how she self, she
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  self wrote, self produced, self distributed.
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  I think she was on her own label when she dropped all that stuff.
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  So that dollar that Lemoyne talked about, remember that
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  Mike, yes, 75 cent goes back to the label, $0.25 is leftover and
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  that goes to the artist, the promotions, the distribution
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  and. He said the producer gets the
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  majority of that right. Right, so a band doesn't.
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  Leave much for the And if the band has five members, I'm
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  pretty sure that's where you're going.
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  Now we have to split that last penny.
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  You get that nickel, you get the nickel, the bandmates get a
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  penny each. So like a band like Alter
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  Bridge, they're splitting 5 cents among four of them.
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  You know, it's a band like. Metallica, go away with the
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  penny here. I'll never get paid again.
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  Right, right, right. So Metallica, same concept.
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  That's why. And before somebody wants to
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  come on and debate me about ours and they're welcome to do that,
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  have a good time. Trust me, I don't get angry.
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  I just, I have my opinion on, especially on Lars.
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  Is he the greatest drummer in the world?
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  Absolutely not. Is he the only drummer that
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  could have made Metallica? Metallica 100% because he's also
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  the businessman, right? Right.
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  And they'll all admit if it wasn't for him, they wouldn't be
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  where they're at because he was the one that kept the books.
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  Talk to the booking agents, talk to the, you know, promoters, all
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  the stuff that nobody wants to do.
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  He took on his shoulders. And that's why Metallica are,
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  they're a billion dollar selling band, right?
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  They're all 100 millionaires. Chris seems to have lost his
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  headphones, ladies and gentlemen.
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  So we'll just keep talking about Metallica.
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  I think we're back in action. I'm dude, I was, I was
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  listening. My, my, my headphones are being
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  wacky. So yeah, I, I was like, whoa, I
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  could hear you then I couldn't hear you.
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  I could still hear you because of technology.
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  So I, I know you're talking about Lars and Metallica on the
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  business side of things and. That's definitely my argument to
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  anybody that says that somebody else could have done a better
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  job, right? And there's enough YouTube clips
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  out there of like Dave Lombardo playing with them.
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  And does it sound right? Yes.
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  Does it sound like Metallica? No.
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  No, that's kind of like white Led Zeppelin.
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  Can't be Led Zeppelin without Bonham. 100% Wow.
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  And to me. You should see Nikki right now.
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  Like what? That's holy shit.
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  I'll be back in about 1/2 an hour.
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  I got to carry the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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  She's got, we're going. We picked up, we picked up
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  paddle boarding, right? It's like our new little thing.
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  She loves it. So she got a new little outfit
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  to go out in the lake and you're approved.
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  I can't stand up right now. It just stopped him dead in his
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  tracks. I understand there's nothing,
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  there's nothing better than a beautiful woman, man.
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  There's nothing better than a beautiful woman.
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  Nothing. Nothing in this world,
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  especially when it's your wife, it's.
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  Tied with an electric guitar because I can't always have the
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  beautiful woman, right? So I had to.
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  Exactly. So standing in front of 100 Watt
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  Marshall is pretty close. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
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  different, different, but close, right.
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  So since we're, since it's a, it's a, it's a Chris and Mike
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  show like how we started, which is fun because it's every now
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  and then I like when there's, there's whoopses and then we can
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  do this because you and I like just Mike and I just like
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  talking to each other and having great conversations about
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  things. Yeah, it was funny.
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  The first thing I was going to tell you was it was nice to talk
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  to you on the phone, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  MM does a lot of the behind the scenes stuff.
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  So once, once an episode's done, Mike goes through and, and does
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  all the short edits and things like that, which isn't, it's a
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  painstaking process because it takes, yeah, it takes a few
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  hours. So what you see here is cool,
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  especially on YouTube because you're watching this live.
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  But it's the fun part. Right.
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  Then there's the back end. It's kind of like you can write
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  the music all you want, then you got to go record it and that's
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  the piece by piece by piece by piece.
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  And you know it's not. Well, the hours I put into
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  editing, you're putting into talking to guests and getting
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  them lined up and seeing what they're about and.
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  Yeah. It's called splitting the time
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  and dividing the work up. Right.
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  And then I still go in and I still go in and drop the shorts
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  and things like that and. And yeah, you run the entire
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  YouTube channel. It's just kicking ass.
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  Thank you. And for those of you that like
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  the shorts, those are actually scheduled every day.
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  The first one drops at 6:00 AM, the second one drops at 4:00 PM.
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  We do have the days the shows drop, which are Wednesdays and
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  Sundays. Then we're going to have three,
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  three things drop daily there. So there's always something
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  going on on our YouTube channel. So that's why it's super
• 12:41
  important to subscribe because you get notified every time
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  something comes up. And the shorts are random, which
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  is kind of cool. They're from guests from the
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  past, guests from the future. And they all just they, they,
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  they're, you know, a minute or less knowledge drops like and
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  fun stuff too. Some of it's silly, some of it's
• 12:58
  really interesting and intriguing.
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  A lot of the health stuff we've done with with Nate Palmer, the
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  $1,000,000 body and and Peter Ho.
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  I saw those are really doing well.
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  Man, that's awesome. You know why?
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  Because I think the world is so health conscious right now and
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  especially with with whoever it is in the Trump administration
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  that's banning all their artificial colors and shit.
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  Which is great. Right.
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  And then the epiphany I have with Ritz crackers.
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  I liked your short. I watched your short on rich
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  crackers. Thank you very.
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  Much. I had people chime in and send
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  me messages after like I'm stopping.
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  I think you're killing Ritz crackers but man.
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  God, I just, I don't know how I could put another one in my
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  mouth knowing what's in there. What's mind boggling to me is.
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  When they all that shit. Right.
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  Because when they first made Ritz crackers, it had to be
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  simple, right? It just had to be the flour and
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  the salt and whatever. Well, let me tell you one thing
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  right now, OK? I had the best dinner.
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  I haven't had pork chops in a long time.
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  My pork chop dinner last night consisted of a butterfly pork
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  chop, which was amazing because I know where it came from.
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  We're lucky around here that the grocery store that I go to pulls
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  meat from like within 50 miles of here, right?
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  Oh, so it's it's like legit fresh, Yeah.
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  Right on that pig's not that old, right?
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  Nice. Beautiful butterfly pork chop.
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  The only thing I did is salt, pepper it and I put some BBQ
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  sauce on it and it was I was like man this is amazing.
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  That's it. No sides.
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  Broccoli and baked potato. OK, see yeah, good job and see a
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  whole food I learned on this show I I I never really knew
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  what a. Whole they told me that a potato
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  is OK 'cause it's just a potato. Right, 'cause I and I, I didn't,
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  I never really understood what what a whole food was, as stupid
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  as it sounds. So when Nate and Peter were on
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  that day, I told like. What I learned so much from both
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  of those guys. Man, Yeah, yeah, really.
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  You know, So it's it's it's fun. That's the fun thing about this.
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  So ladies and gentlemen, if you have not listened to Nate Palmer
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  or Peter Ho, go back and listen to those episodes because they
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  were just full of information. I went back and listened to each
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  one of them a couple times a piece, just pulling different
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  things out right. Yeah, 'cause it's, it's, that's
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  the cool thing about shorts. If you don't, if you don't have
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  time to engage in one of our, our full length shows, you know
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  which some people don't, right, 'cause sometimes they're an
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  hour, sometimes they're two. Lemoyne Alexander.
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  Show is about two hours. Could have talked to him for six
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  more for sure. Easily, easily.
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  And the reason we had Nate and Peter back on is because we
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  could have talked to Nate and Peter forever and ever.
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  And we will again for sure. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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  Our only real time constraints when we have you on, just so you
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  know, listeners and viewers, Thursday or Tuesdays, we have
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  about 60 to 90 minutes. Fridays, it's fair game.
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  It's whatever we decide. You know, we've had boxers on,
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  we've had, we've had Grammy nominated artists, we've had.
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  I don't know is Arizona USA? Yeah, Missus.
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  Yeah, right. Missus Arizona USA Going from
• 15:54
  Missus Missus USA we've had, I don't know how to frame it, but
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  we had someone who Jimmy Cross, I don't know how to frame him.
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  One of my. Favorite shows for Yeah Oh yeah,
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  Jay. And if you didn't, if you didn't
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  listen to our Jeremy Cross episode, you should go back and
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  listen to it, especially if you or someone you know is
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  struggling with addiction. So Jeremy messaged him back and
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  he's heard the same thing multiple times, that we were a
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  great platform for him. You know, those people listen to
• 16:20
  all his podcasts that he's on. Yeah, he gave us a really nice
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  compliment in that he's heard this was the best show, you
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  know, as far as the interaction. And so thank you very much for
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  the people who listen to that. That's awesome.
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  Yes, and thank you, Jeremy, for the compliment.
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  Absolutely. Yeah.
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  So, so Jeremy's, Jeremy's show was was has got a lot of buzz.
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  So go listen to that. Then you'll find out about his
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  book. You'll find out about his story.
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  It's a very, it's a very interesting story from somebody
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  who you know, had a a legit normal happy everyday life and
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  then just tragically went down into the gutter, like literally
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  as. Far as you can go.
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  Yeah. There I thought I went far.
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  I learned I was wrong. Yeah.
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  Yeah. And but then he climbed back out
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  of it and he's an amazing. Human being.
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  Yes, he's a shining example of how recovery works.
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  If once you get to the point in your life and you need that, the
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  recovery kind of, you know, I don't know, chimes in or you
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  know, the bell rings or whatever.
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  I don't know what the fuck I'm trying to say, but kind of like
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  Mike that. Don't make sense.
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  Yeah, kind of like Mike Larose, right?
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  I mean, yeah. How many people, you know,
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  smoked pot when they were six and still live?
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  The tell. The tell.
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  There too, yeah. Right.
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  So and then we had we had Cheyenne on who was kidnapped 3
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  different times. We've had Kelly Myers of of a
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  show coming up that you're going to hear once before this one
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  airs. It's a musician who's who's
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  ahead of his time. Kind of like how large was as
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  far as Napster ahead of his time from the coaching facet.
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  By about 25 years. Yeah, So we don't just have, you
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  know, Bob from next door coming on the show.
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  We love Bob. Bob can come on the show all he
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  wants, right? We had an Iraqi war veteran who?
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  That show did really well too. Yeah, his whole, his whole, his
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  whole gig was finding IE D's in, in Iraq.
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  And then his his story is really, really cool as far as
• 18:15
  how he was able to stop drinking in, in the path he took to do
• 18:18
  that. And, and Mike and him had a
• 18:19
  great conversation about magic mushrooms that they have to call
• 18:21
  it. I like Don, he's my people.
• 18:23
  Yeah, Don's a good guy, man. So, yeah.
• 18:26
  So if you want to be the show, just drop us a message.
• 18:28
  We'll get you on. And then, you know, there you
• 18:30
  go. You can have a conversation with
• 18:32
  us and we share all your shorts that we come up with.
• 18:34
  So you have them. You can use them on your own.
• 18:37
  You can put them on all your social media channels.
• 18:40
  You know, we've we're continuously growing this thing
• 18:42
  organically. We're getting close to 100,000
• 18:46
  what views since since March where we were like what, 50 in
• 18:51
  March? We were at right around 38.
• 18:56
  At 30th February. OK, so there you go.
• 18:58
  So yeah. So it's just a short 38,000 and
• 19:01
  90,000 and about 3 months. Yeah, which is it's all Mike,
• 19:05
  man. It's 'cause you know, he carries
• 19:06
  the show. I'm just here for, for window
• 19:08
  fodder, you know? I'm window dressing.
• 19:10
  I'm still the behind the scenes guy that's you know.
• 19:12
  He's he's I'm the Robin quivers to his Howard Stern.
• 19:15
  You know, that's just how it rolls.
• 19:20
  I think it's funny, man. There's days where I noticed
• 19:22
  that one of us is off and the others not, you know?
• 19:25
  So it balances out for sure. It does.
• 19:28
  And that's the dynamic of having two people on a show because
• 19:31
  again, when you just do it by yourself, you don't have that
• 19:34
  exchange. You don't have the organic
• 19:36
  conversations. And like my little The Real
• 19:39
  Estate Guy podcast moment with The Real Estate Guy.
• 19:41
  That's great too, by the way. Well, thank you.
• 19:43
  But they're quick. They're like, you know, 2
• 19:46
  minutes or so, but it's, it's insightful information in a
• 19:48
  short amount of time to help you understand the home buying or
• 19:50
  home selling process, depending on what I'm talking about.
• 19:52
  So those drop every Tuesday afternoon on my channel, which,
• 19:56
  you know, if you want to find that, just go to YouTube and at
• 19:58
  Chris Dunham. Simple.
• 20:00
  Check it out. Subscribe.
• 20:01
  Chug it out. 3:00 and 4:00, There's legitimately only one
• 20:05
  guy that I will listen to, and that's Bill Burr that does it by
• 20:10
  himself. Oh agreed, because he can.
• 20:12
  He's amazing. He can argue with.
• 20:14
  Himself, Dude, I think you have that potential.
• 20:17
  You probably, you know, even if I don't know it, you could have
• 20:20
  that kind of banner. I'm not that guy, right?
• 20:24
  I could argue with myself. It would be pretty engaging.
• 20:26
  I had I've, I've done videos, marketing videos where I'm, I'm
• 20:29
  talking to myself. I believe it.
• 20:31
  Oh, yeah, I've seen them. Yeah.
• 20:32
  I'm the one with Santa Claus. Yeah, I'm Santa Claus in the
• 20:36
  video, just so you know. You know, this is an over 18
• 20:40
  podcast. They all, they all know there's.
• 20:42
  You never know, man. And then they had one where,
• 20:46
  where when I was in council, I had this.
• 20:48
  I had we wrote this song called Plastic Icon.
• 20:50
  I remember that too. Right, which was all about the
• 20:53
  plasticity of the music industry, basically, and how,
• 20:58
  how the fake pop, the full, Yeah, exactly.
• 21:01
  The full, the beautiful people, right.
• 21:04
  So my, what I would do on stage, they'd put on my, my Playboy.
• 21:10
  What? It was a Hugh Hefner costume for
• 21:12
  Halloween. So it's his red smoking jacket.
• 21:15
  My, my fake hair and sunglasses. And and I was the I was the
• 21:20
  plastic icon. So that persona, I made a video
• 21:25
  one time like it when if you'd send me a referral, I used to
• 21:28
  pop it up on your Facebook page where I'm talking to myself in
• 21:31
  the plastic icon identity, going back and forth with myself.
• 21:37
  You know, which is funny because I've always you ever.
• 21:41
  You remember the movie The Big? Chill.
• 21:43
  Oh yeah, that's a great movie. Man right, one of my all time
• 21:45
  favorites right? I love the the scene.
• 21:49
  Will William Hurt is sitting on the couch.
• 21:53
  He found the camcorder, right? So he's going around the house
• 21:55
  filming people. And if you've never seen The Big
• 21:57
  Chill, you need to see The Big Chill just for the soundtrack
• 21:59
  alone. That opened me up to so much
• 22:01
  music. Just the soundtrack.
• 22:03
  Oh, for sure. Man, just unbelievable.
• 22:06
  But he's sitting on the couch and he's got the camera on a
• 22:09
  tripod and he's and he's filming himself having a conversation
• 22:13
  with himself. It was, it was it was a great
• 22:16
  scene. And he pulled it off and it was
• 22:18
  just, it was it's a great movie. Nikki hates the movie.
• 22:20
  I love it. The true, true story.
• 22:22
  The body, the corpse at the beginning.
• 22:26
  Yeah. Kevin Costner's first role.
• 22:32
  And he got cut out. That was his first role.
• 22:37
  And he was, he was the, he was the corpse.
• 22:40
  And they didn't pan up to his face.
• 22:41
  They stopped. I did not know that.
• 22:44
  You got to start somewhere. Did you hear that?
• 22:46
  They're supposedly making young guns dead or alive?
• 22:50
  Young guns 3 dead or alive. No.
• 22:54
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:56
  They better do injustice because it's Emilio Estevez.
• 23:02
  And because he is who he is. And if you don't, if you, if
• 23:06
  you, if you never follow Emilio because he hasn't been relevant
• 23:09
  for years. But brilliant young mind he had
• 23:12
  he had so many movies in the 80s that just were were very
• 23:18
  entertaining and just I enjoyed them.
• 23:21
  One of my favorite movies he ever.
• 23:22
  Did I loved young guns? And young guns too, I thought.
• 23:25
  That was that was in the 90s, but I'm talking like back in the
• 23:29
  80s, That was then. This is now repo man, Men At
• 23:33
  Work, Men At Work, he wrote. And Charlie Sheen's was his, is
• 23:36
  his actual biological brother. And for those who don't know,
• 23:38
  Estevez is their actual legal name.
• 23:40
  So it's Martin Estevez, not Martin Sheen.
• 23:42
  But Martin made his last name Sheen.
• 23:44
  So when Charlie got in the business instead of Charlie
• 23:46
  Estevez, he's Charlie Sheen. And Emilio was the only one that
• 23:48
  actually kept his, his legitimate birth name, which I
• 23:50
  thought was interesting. So that's the Estevez family,
• 23:55
  Martin, Charlie and and Emilio. Speaking of Charlie, I saw
• 24:00
  something like two or three days ago, somebody caught Charlie
• 24:07
  outside something. He was just fucking hammered and
• 24:10
  he just came into the car. Yeah, came into the window of
• 24:13
  the car, was talking to the people, pounding fists and
• 24:16
  giving a high fives. And you know, it's like his
• 24:18
  shirt's like half ripped and the guy's like, what's that?
• 24:21
  Oh, it's too bad. You know, like some weird, I
• 24:24
  don't know what it was an elephant or something.
• 24:26
  I just, it was, you know, it was kind of funny 'cause, you know,
• 24:31
  Charlie got destroyed with the whole me too thing.
• 24:33
  Rightfully so, 'cause, you know, he didn't behave himself.
• 24:37
  But what are you gonna do? He's also tied.
• 24:42
  Remember the Corey Feldman, right?
• 24:44
  Yeah. Corey Feldman claims that CC
• 24:46
  Sheen raped Corey Haim on set in one of the movies they were
• 24:51
  doing. I do remember that and I just I
• 24:54
  still, I still call Bush on that because you would think that
• 24:56
  that if Corey Haim was being raped, he'd be screaming,
• 25:01
  fighting and struggling. I mean, I don't know.
• 25:02
  I, I don't, nothing surprises me anymore.
• 25:04
  It comes out of out of Hollywood and and, you know, especially
• 25:07
  with the Diddy stuff. What what what was his face?
• 25:12
  Suge Knight testified or something.
• 25:14
  And I didn't read the article, but apparently it was all tied
• 25:17
  to what did you did to Bieber, Justin Bieber, and how he just
• 25:19
  fucking absolutely, you know, destroyed him.
• 25:24
  You know, all the things he did to having Bieber's claiming, you
• 25:28
  know, parents could give a shit because they wanted the money,
• 25:30
  which is sad. Yeah, that's it.
• 25:33
  If, if people don't know that story, that is a sad story.
• 25:37
  It really is. Yeah, and that's the problem, I
• 25:41
  think with a lot of the young, the young stars and whatnot,
• 25:46
  that it's the parents that want them to be famous.
• 25:50
  The kids don't have a say. They're just, you know, they're,
• 25:52
  they're too impressionable and and not all have to make those
• 25:54
  decisions. And they're just kind of OK.
• 25:56
  Mom and Dad. I want to be the movie.
• 25:58
  Yeah. You know.
• 26:00
  Mama Kay's worried she's interrupting the podcast.
• 26:02
  That's what's going on here, ladies and gentlemen.
• 26:04
  She was going to bring me some food.
• 26:05
  So if I seem distracted, I'm not.
• 26:07
  I'm listening to Chris. But we'll give Mama Kay a shout
• 26:10
  out for making some amazing spaghetti, and I will be having
• 26:14
  that tomorrow. I had leftover jobs for tonight
• 26:17
  so. Right.
• 26:18
  Did you know spaghetti is not a whole food?
• 26:21
  No, but it is delicious when Mama Kay makes it so.
• 26:25
  Is it the sauce? As long as she's walking the
• 26:27
  planet, I'm going to eat her spaghetti.
• 26:29
  Well, that's fine. Is it the sauce?
• 26:32
  I don't. Or did she make the noodles from
• 26:34
  scratch? Did she make the noodles from
• 26:35
  scratch? No.
• 26:36
  No. OK, OK, we'll have.
• 26:39
  To then it's got to be it's got to be this.
• 26:40
  It's got to be the sauce. Then we got to have Mama Kay on.
• 26:42
  Just tell her to come over. It's it's made with love.
• 26:46
  Oh, that'll take some coaxing. I think we could get steel on
• 26:49
  here. He'll come.
• 26:50
  Yeah. We need to get steel on.
• 26:51
  We got to get him to tell his paranormal stories.
• 26:54
  He's got some great ones. Cool, that's another thing.
• 26:58
  I was going to say Bigfoot, but yeah, for sure, if there's
• 27:02
  paranormal people out there and you have stories.
• 27:04
  We'll listen to them for sure. Ghost stories?
• 27:07
  Absolutely. Yeah, he has multiple.
• 27:09
  He's had not a Bigfoot sighting, but a brush with OK and
• 27:16
  definitely ghosts, UFO. And this is a guy who has no
• 27:21
  reason. I mean, he's a common sense, no
• 27:23
  nonsense. You know, he's not somebody
• 27:25
  that's looking for attention. He's the antithesis of looking
• 27:28
  for attention. Yeah, and just so you know,
• 27:31
  steals Mike's dad. That's his nickname, yes.
• 27:33
  Yeah, self-imposed. Yeah.
• 27:35
  Yeah. He had to come up with an e-mail
• 27:39
  address and it got shortened to that.
• 27:40
  That's all that happened, really.
• 27:42
  Yeah. We won't give out.
• 27:44
  We won't give out his e-mail address on the podcast, but I'll
• 27:46
  tell you later. Well, his phone number is
• 27:48
  867-5309 and and just use the the three O 9 prefix, you know,
• 27:55
  so 309-867-5309. If you want to give Steele a
• 27:58
  call, tell him we said hi. He'll be happy to talk to you.
• 28:02
  I should give people his actual phone number because he would
• 28:05
  educate the world and the world would be a better place.
• 28:08
  Well, you know, so that wasn't a real number I just gave of.
• 28:12
  Course it was. Damn it.
• 28:16
  So we were talking before the show.
• 28:19
  You had something What we we were doing some enlightening
• 28:21
  with each other. Oh, I'm glad there was
• 28:24
  something. There was something you wanted
• 28:26
  to tell me that that I told you about Kellogg's cereal.
• 28:30
  Oh yeah, thank. You yes, while you're looking at
• 28:32
  the Kellogg's cereal thing, we, we learned how to, we learned
• 28:35
  how to dehydrate strawberries. So because, because we kind of
• 28:40
  stopped all the sugar in things, right?
• 28:42
  Strawberries have natural sugar. So I sliced them all up and I'm
• 28:46
  terrible at slicing. So we're going to figure out a
• 28:47
  better way to slice and then they can put them in the air
• 28:50
  fryer because we have a dehydration setting and we
• 28:53
  actually made legit strawberry fruit snacks that are that's
• 28:58
  just strawberry. That's it.
• 29:01
  Nothing else. And they actually pretty damn
• 29:04
  tasty aside from my failure to cut properly because, you know,
• 29:09
  I'm terrible at cutting. Like if I was on the Worst Cooks
• 29:11
  in America they would have a whole episode on my cutting
• 29:14
  skills and how they suck. So I'm glad that I I'm glad I.
• 29:21
  Looked it up. OK, good.
• 29:23
  It says the claim that Kellogg's cereal was invented to prevent
• 29:26
  masturbation is a common misconception.
• 29:29
  John John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of cornflakes, was 1/7
• 29:34
  day Adventist minister who believed in a healthy lifestyle
• 29:37
  and included a vegetarian diet and abstinence from sexual
• 29:41
  activity. He advocated for a bland,
• 29:44
  unstimulating diet to reduce. OK, they're double talking now
• 29:50
  let me read. Let me read this again.
• 29:51
  So they're saying that it's a common misconception.
• 29:53
  Now listen to what I'm going to say.
• 29:55
  John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of cornflakes, was the
• 29:57
  7th Day Adventist minister who believed in a healthy lifestyle
• 30:01
  that included a vegetarian diet and abstinence from sexual
• 30:04
  activity. Why you're married or before
• 30:06
  you're married? Because why you're married?
• 30:08
  If you want abstinence, that's a shitty ass marriage.
• 30:10
  Man, no. So the 7th Day Adventist would
• 30:13
  say that you can only have sex to procreate.
• 30:17
  Get the hell out of here. You got to remember I studied a
• 30:19
  lot of religions, my brother. Why I That's insane.
• 30:23
  That's their Yeah. Well, that's a hardcore version.
• 30:26
  Of Christianity. So I think that's what Scott
• 30:28
  Stapp's family is because 'cause when his dad, when one of his
• 30:32
  interviews with his dad, his dad had this massive crucifix on his
• 30:36
  hanging off his chest and he was like a total, just came across
• 30:39
  as a total control freaking asshole.
• 30:42
  I'm like, whoa. But I bet you that is.
• 30:44
  So what I'm saying that they're double talking is the last
• 30:47
  sentence is he advocated for a bland, unstimulating diet to
• 30:51
  reduce sexual desire, including masturbation.
• 30:54
  Those are his words. Weird.
• 30:59
  So if so, boys and girls are actually boys.
• 31:01
  If you have a problem with with you know if you fail the, if
• 31:05
  you, if you join the Seinfeld regime, if you understand where
• 31:07
  this is going, if, if you have a contest and for being master of
• 31:12
  your domain, apparently, just buy cornflakes from Kellogg's
• 31:14
  and you will win. Yeah.
• 31:18
  Wow, that's wow. I think there's some double talk
• 31:23
  in there because he's the one that said he and he invented the
• 31:26
  cornflakes because they were bland and he advocated for a
• 31:30
  bland diet to ward off. The.
• 31:35
  Sexuality, including masturbation.
• 31:37
  That's what it says. So there was a movie and which,
• 31:42
  excuse me, I think Anthony Anthony Hopkins, Sir Anthony
• 31:45
  Hopkins played Kellogg in the movie.
• 31:48
  I forget I'm seeing it in my head because they're talking
• 31:52
  about cereal. Let's just Google machine
• 31:55
  Anthony Hopkins. Whoops, spell it right.
• 31:58
  The Google Machine. Hopkins, Kellogg.
• 32:01
  There it is. Kellogg movie.
• 32:02
  It came up right away. It plays Kellogg, yes.
• 32:04
  The road to Wellville. There you go.
• 32:06
  The road to Wellville. Never saw it.
• 32:08
  OK, it's a good it's a good movie.
• 32:12
  The road to well. The road to Wellville is a 1993
• 32:17
  novel by American author TC Boyle, set in Battle Creek, MI,
• 32:21
  not far from your dispensary during the early days of
• 32:24
  breakfast cereals. The story includes a historical
• 32:28
  fictionalization of John Harvey Kellogg, who the inventor of
• 32:31
  cornflakes, Anthony Hopkins plays him British known actor in
• 32:38
  the 1994 film The Road to. Well, it's a really good film.
• 32:41
  I, I, I, I watched it so much. I mean, obviously it left
• 32:44
  something because I just pulled that out of my arse that oh,
• 32:49
  this is where Anthony Hopkins played the Kellogg guy.
• 32:52
  I don't completely remember what it's about, but it is, it is
• 32:56
  kind of wrapped around him, the Kellogg dude and, and that kind
• 33:02
  of jazz. So this here's an unbelievable
• 33:06
  fact, OK, an unbelievable fact. Just so you know, boys and
• 33:10
  girls, in November 2022, James Michael Grimes won a free drink
• 33:15
  in the air guitar competition. Now I have posted before air
• 33:18
  guitar competition that was legit thing on the ESPN the Ocho
• 33:22
  where these guys were actually if you if you if you go down the
• 33:25
  path of my my Instagram, you'll see a story where I I actually
• 33:29
  Nikki and I where were we were we were on a cruise and then and
• 33:32
  that late night TV came on and and legit it was it was air
• 33:35
  guitar competition, kid, you not told.
• 33:38
  Me this and I was in disbelief. Right, so So in November of
• 33:41
  2022, James Michael Grimes won a free drink in an air guitar
• 33:45
  competition, which became his last memory before walking up.
• 33:48
  Waking up overboard in the Gulf of Mexico with no ship insight,
• 33:51
  he then shredded water for 18 hours and was stung by two
• 33:55
  swarms of jellyfish over his arms and legs before eventually
• 33:57
  being rescued. Isn't that crazy?
• 34:00
  That is a crazy fact. Weird wild, weird wild fact.
• 34:03
  I love that Facebook page, by the way.
• 34:05
  That's where I get a lot of this shit.
• 34:06
  What's? What's that Facebook page share
• 34:09
  with the world? Isn't it on the?
• 34:11
  I don't know, I closed the window already.
• 34:13
  I was pretending like I just knew that from from knowing it.
• 34:16
  I wish. We should give those people a
• 34:18
  shout out. That's why I take screenshots
• 34:20
  of. Them.
• 34:22
  Whatever, I lost it. Now there's thousands of these
• 34:25
  things. It's OK.
• 34:27
  One in ten Americans think the Earth is flat.
• 34:31
  OK, so funny story. I showed little man.
• 34:33
  That's all I gotta do. I showed little man the there's
• 34:36
  a picture right, of the ice wall.
• 34:39
  There's this massive ice wall which would be in the North
• 34:42
  Pole, Antarctica, right? But the way the picture came
• 34:46
  across was you you saw this ice wall and then the all the ocean
• 34:51
  was dark black and then you had the land on the other side of
• 34:54
  it. Little man legit said, oh,
• 34:56
  that's why the earth is slap pop pop.
• 34:57
  I'm like no, no, So something I googled the earth and I reminded
• 35:02
  him it was around because he's he's in the planets and stuff.
• 35:04
  But. The one I just sent to you is
• 35:06
  for you only. There's too much shit on there.
• 35:09
  But the one I'm sending you right now?
• 35:12
  Read that one OK still. Very interesting so here you go.
• 35:17
  So a study shows less age-related cognitive decline in
• 35:20
  cannabis usage. So, a newly published study.
• 35:24
  From the National Library. National Library.
• 35:27
  Library of medicine, it's not me a Stoner.
• 35:30
  No, it's right, right. It's a National Center for Bio
• 35:33
  Technology Information and a new study was published just found
• 35:38
  that men who used cannabis experienced less age-related
• 35:41
  cognitive decline than those who did not. 5162 men were studied
• 35:46
  for an average of 24 years, and neither frequency of use nor age
• 35:51
  initiation were significantly associated with the great, with
• 35:54
  a greater decline. So it does not burn your brain
• 35:57
  cells like they tried to tell you on afternoon television.
• 36:01
  And, you know, everywhere, there's so much.
• 36:03
  And a lot of that I think is still is still pharmacy.
• 36:06
  Pharmaceutical companies don't want marijuana to become
• 36:08
  something that people go to as a source of remedying their
• 36:12
  anxiety. And here's.
• 36:13
  How I'll prove it to you in your great state of Arizona.
• 36:17
  They tried to make recreational marijuana the first time, if
• 36:20
  you'll remember right, in 2016. OK.
• 36:24
  The same company that makes fentanyl spent $500,000 on
• 36:32
  advertising against making. Yes, I'm just proving your
• 36:38
  point. Oh yeah, there's I, I, I
• 36:40
  remember them prove that. I remember Arizona trying to
• 36:42
  pass that and it failed the first couple times it was on the
• 36:44
  ballot just. You know who else funds those?
• 36:48
  No. Big alcohol, so Budweiser Coors.
• 36:51
  Which doesn't make sense cause 'cause you know, I mean, the,
• 36:54
  the, for those of you that, that have smoked cigarettes and, and
• 36:57
  drink beer, it, there's a hand to hand thing.
• 37:00
  Like, I can't remember, you know, years and years ago when I
• 37:02
  was still drinking and we'd go out and, and, you know, it was
• 37:06
  one of those things like you have a couple beers, you just,
• 37:08
  you want a cigarette. And I wasn't a big smoker, but
• 37:10
  it's just one of those things, hey, you got you, Hey, you got
• 37:12
  one of those, you know, 'cause it just, it elevates it somehow,
• 37:16
  right? It's just, yes, it's kind of
• 37:18
  like the yin and Yang of it, you know?
• 37:21
  Yeah, well, nicotine stimulates your brain for sure.
• 37:23
  That's also scientific fact. It's not good for you in mass
• 37:27
  quantities. But in little short, don't like
• 37:30
  in your case, if you hit a cigarette before you went on
• 37:33
  stage, what you did a lot, it started your synapse is firing
• 37:37
  like 10 times faster, 100 times faster, right?
• 37:42
  Yeah, that was more just to calm the.
• 37:44
  I mean, I wasn't nervous and that wasn't it was it was
• 37:46
  anxious energy and I was one of those things just like.
• 37:50
  Yeah, I used to describe it as an adrenaline dump.
• 37:53
  So like, if anybody's ever been super scared, super quick, Yeah,
• 37:58
  that's what it sounds like. Only it lasts a lot longer than
• 38:01
  that, you know? Yeah, your legs start shaking.
• 38:05
  That's one thing we didn't ask Lemoyne about about his
• 38:08
  experience would like like when I talked to Michael Bruce on
• 38:10
  good news Arizona, we we touched we touched on him playing live
• 38:14
  and like he stood in front of when Michael Bruce you know
• 38:16
  don't for those of you don't know is one of the founding
• 38:18
  members of the Alice Cooper group.
• 38:20
  Great guitar. Great guitar and super nice
• 38:22
  human too. I watched that episode.
• 38:24
  Yeah, that was a nice one. Interview.
• 38:26
  Yeah, thank you. And he the the man of people
• 38:30
  that he played in front of was astonishing.
• 38:32
  And one, I forget the number but it was an insane number.
• 38:34
  Probably over 100,000 for. Sure.
• 38:36
  Yeah. I want to say like 230 some odd
• 38:38
  1000. Alice played some big.
• 38:39
  Festivals in Europe yeah yeah, and it so that was one thing I
• 38:43
  didn't think about to after the fact with Lemoyne.
• 38:45
  Like I wonder how many what's his biggest thing as far as
• 38:48
  being in front of But that may have been a a moot point because
• 38:52
  most of his career has been behind as a.
• 38:55
  Producer and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:57
  Beat Maker and. Still, yeah, so and, and I would
• 39:01
  like to talk to him again and just kind of dive deeper into
• 39:03
  the, the connections that he's made.
• 39:04
  Like especially we didn't, we didn't really go down the path
• 39:06
  of, of, of working with Queen, you know, and, and the insurance
• 39:10
  and outs of that. And how was, you know, meeting
• 39:12
  Brian May And, and you know what I mean?
• 39:14
  Cause Brian May's got to be just an amazing human to talk to you.
• 39:17
  He's an astrophysicist. I know.
• 39:18
  That's why it'd be amazing to talk to.
• 39:20
  It's like, dude, you, you went from this to that, Like I mean.
• 39:23
  I follow him on Instagram and he's so mellow, man.
• 39:26
  He's just. Like I could see that he's.
• 39:28
  Just like kind of you would imagine he's very soft spoken
• 39:31
  and very humble. Very thankful for his lot in
• 39:35
  life. As far as you know what he's
• 39:37
  got, you know, not a bragger at all.
• 39:39
  Just. No.
• 39:41
  Well, that's that was what what cool was that was you.
• 39:44
  That's what was cool about Lemoyne.
• 39:46
  He wasn't dumb. No, he was very humble as well.
• 39:48
  Yeah, very, very humble. I told you the one thing if you
• 39:52
  don't pick up on it when that episode drops, ladies and
• 39:54
  gentlemen, he was very honest about, you know, if I wrote a
• 39:58
  song that ended up on Bohemian Rhapsody soundtrack, I'd just go
• 40:01
  ahead and make it act like it was in the movie, you know?
• 40:04
  Right, but he was clear to point out, you know it got.
• 40:07
  Caught from the movie, but it's still on the soundtrack, which
• 40:10
  got downloaded millions of times.
• 40:12
  And his version of Killer Queen is very good.
• 40:14
  I checked that out too because you can get that online as well
• 40:17
  if everybody wants to go listen to that.
• 40:20
  OK, so I found, I found Brian May.
• 40:25
  Brian May Formal. Is that what it is, Sir?
• 40:27
  Brian May? Yeah, it's got to be 3.9 million
• 40:29
  followers. That's him.
• 40:30
  Is that the legit one? Yeah.
• 40:32
  Yeah, right on. He dropped some really cool
• 40:36
  stuff. Yeah, no, that's a good.
• 40:38
  That's good, man. I like, I like that kind of
• 40:40
  stuff. And if you can happen to book
• 40:42
  him on the podcast that. Would be I'll try.
• 40:44
  Let me send him a message right now.
• 40:45
  Reach out. I am this is Chris from the
• 40:47
  Chris and Mike show. There it is here we go.
• 40:52
  Good afternoon, Sir Brian, because he says Sir Brian.
• 40:57
  So you got to use his his his professional name.
• 40:59
  He's knighted. Yes, that's what you got.
• 41:02
  I I have, I said say tell him I have a one square foot of land
• 41:06
  in Scotland. Of course, OK.
• 41:08
  Of course, reaching out to you because we would love to have
• 41:11
  you on the guest on the Chris and Mike Show.
• 41:13
  That's where Dave lives on that one square foot.
• 41:16
  A world renowned podcast that is all about human interest
• 41:21
  stories. Such as your own.
• 41:24
  We would love to dive deep into her.
• 41:29
  Aeronautical physicist. Is that what he is?
• 41:31
  He's an astrophysicist. We'd love to dive deep into you.
• 41:34
  Dive deep, dive, dive deep, deep into your level of
• 41:40
  astrophysicism. Is that a word?
• 41:43
  Physicism. I don't know.
• 41:46
  Astrophysical, we'll just say astrophysics sounded good and
• 41:50
  anything and anything else you would like to discuss perhaps
• 41:56
  what you've done with your life since obtaining that degree.
• 42:00
  We heard you play a little guitar.
• 42:03
  Please reach out at your earliest convenience.
• 42:05
  We would love to establish a time to connect with you.
• 42:10
  From what our friend Lemoyne Alexander says, you are a super
• 42:13
  nice human and we'd love to verify that talk.
• 42:18
  Soon. I thought you were Chris.
• 42:21
  I thought you were going to drop my name.
• 42:23
  I did. Chris, Chris, Chris is in there.
• 42:24
  Mike's in there. No, I just.
• 42:27
  Met with you in Le Moines place, you know.
• 42:29
  I could do. That I was No, I was just being
• 42:31
  funny. With you.
• 42:32
  OK, from one of one of our friends, Le Moyne Alexander says
• 42:36
  you are a super nice human. Here we go right here.
• 42:39
  This is the power of editing, as does Mike Michaels.
• 42:46
  I have been founding member of Nemesis.
• 42:52
  That might be one of those messages that's just crazy
• 42:55
  enough to get answered. That's how I got Kevin Guy on
• 42:59
  the Good News Arizona show, man. I kept poking at him.
• 43:01
  I kept, I kept dropping messages and shit.
• 43:04
  For those you don't know, Kevin Guy is the head coach and
• 43:06
  general manager of the Arizona Rattlers, Arizona's most
• 43:08
  successful sporting franchise with seven world champions.
• 43:11
  And just so you understand, right, the Suns have zero, the
• 43:16
  Cardinals have 0 because Larry Fitzgerald failed to take a knee
• 43:19
  at the three yard line. The Mercury, which can't really
• 43:24
  count, I think they have four or five, but they're girls.
• 43:26
  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
• 43:28
  Don't light us up. But if, hey, if you're an WNBA
• 43:30
  player and you'd like to defend your sport, reach out.
• 43:33
  We'll have you on. Especially if you're Caitlin
• 43:36
  Clark. Right.
• 43:39
  She seems to be kind of popular. She said she's very popular.
• 43:44
  Let's see. I also do not watch the WNBA so
• 43:47
  that's. I've heard, I've heard, and I
• 43:49
  don't know if this is true or not.
• 43:50
  So viewers listening, watching if you've, if you're a fan of
• 43:52
  subscriber, a season ticket holder of the, of the WNBA, I've
• 43:57
  heard that part of the enjoyment of watching the games is
• 44:02
  watching the athletes fall. Like they're not like men where
• 44:07
  they run back and forth non-stop and don't ever fall over just
• 44:10
  for the hell of it. I've heard that some of the, you
• 44:13
  know, call it the women, not college.
• 44:15
  The, the, the, the athletes in WNBA, they just randomly fall.
• 44:20
  You know, they'll just randomly fall when they're running.
• 44:22
  And apparently some people think that's the main draw of watching
• 44:27
  them play live is to see how many times the athletes will
• 44:29
  just stumble and fall. OK, one thing I will tell you,
• 44:32
  and I wish I could give this person credit because that just
• 44:35
  triggered a memory. Speaking of shorts, Chris said
• 44:37
  how powerful shorts are because we all have a busy schedule,
• 44:40
  right? I watched a short on the Caitlin
• 44:43
  Clark effect and it said you don't think that the WNBA sucked
• 44:47
  before Caitlin Clark? Let me show you.
• 44:50
  And it was 30 seconds or a minute of up and down the court,
• 44:55
  and nobody made a basket. It was brick, brick, brick,
• 44:59
  brick, brick, brick, brick. Caitlin Clark comes and all of a
• 45:02
  sudden they're playing more like the men.
• 45:04
  They're running Phillies, yes. It was.
• 45:07
  It's a. Completely different game It,
• 45:10
  it's an effect just like Michael Jordan was to the NBA, right?
• 45:13
  So it's that next level of female athleticism.
• 45:18
  Right. OK, so, so here's a question.
• 45:19
  Would the WNBA then be more entertaining now than the NBA?
• 45:25
  Because we all know the NBA is about not driving to the lane
• 45:28
  anymore. If you get about, if you get
• 45:31
  about 10 more players like her in that league, 100% really,
• 45:36
  maybe even 5. OK.
• 45:38
  Just enough to make the other people around them become that
• 45:41
  much better, right? Yeah, just like I always
• 45:44
  fascinate people when I say I like to be the weakest link in
• 45:47
  the band, right? How am I going to get better if
• 45:50
  I'm the best person in my own band, Right, Right, right.
• 45:52
  I need people that are like, hey, man, you know, why don't
• 45:55
  you try this here or that there? You know, I'm looking for
• 45:58
  forward thinkers, not people who are looking for me to direct
• 46:01
  that, right? That's the effect she's had on
• 46:03
  women's basketball is you guys got it or you ladies have to
• 46:07
  step up your game. That's interesting.
• 46:10
  Same thing Ronda Rousey did for the mixed martial arts, right in
• 46:13
  the UFC. Yeah, yeah, cuz really she's, I
• 46:16
  mean, I don't remember anybody female wise before her that put
• 46:21
  females on the map for that in that sport.
• 46:23
  There was Cyborg, but she was so steroid it out at that time that
• 46:27
  she looked like a dude. Nobody paid attention to her.
• 46:29
  You know, she probably could have kicked a lot of men's
• 46:31
  asses. Right.
• 46:33
  I think I that's what I'm saying.
• 46:34
  I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't even recognize that name.
• 46:36
  Like Round Rossi. They might.
• 46:39
  They might remember Gina Carano. I think she was before Ronda a
• 46:43
  little bit. But yeah, Ronda Rousey became
• 46:45
  the face of women's MMA, right? Caitlin became the face of the
• 46:49
  WNBA. Michael Jordan became the face
• 46:52
  of the NBA in my generation and your generation.
• 46:55
  Right. And he's still, he's still
• 46:57
  talked about to this day. And he and he forever will be.
• 46:59
  Yeah, he's not for sure. That's The funny thing about the
• 47:02
  GOAT talk, right in people. Somebody who says if I wanted to
• 47:07
  have better stats, I would have tried harder.
• 47:10
  I was trying to win championships, right?
• 47:13
  Yeah, we were trying to play as a team, is what he's saying.
• 47:16
  Yeah. Right.
• 47:17
  And in playing as a team, he still put the numbers up that he
• 47:20
  did. Just staggering.
• 47:23
  I saw, I saw a thing the other day that LeBron was at the free
• 47:28
  throw line. He hits the ball, he hits the,
• 47:31
  the and that's it. He wins the game and he missed.
• 47:37
  He just like Jordan. Jordan, if you never, I mean,
• 47:40
  everybody's probably heard the story.
• 47:42
  I, I don't think it was a playoff game.
• 47:44
  I think it was just a regular season game.
• 47:45
  But he was, you know, he looked at somebody that was on the, the
• 47:48
  line, you know, the box and the free throw and, and he's, he's,
• 47:52
  he's bouncing, bouncing about and he looks over the guys.
• 47:54
  He closes his eyes. Check it out.
• 47:58
  You could probably argue 100 other people with me, not you in
• 48:02
  particular, but the people who are listening who are going to
• 48:04
  scream at me. But what about?
• 48:07
  I don't think I've ever witnessed somebody who wanted
• 48:11
  that pressure at the end of a game more than Michael Jordan,
• 48:14
  other than maybe Tom. Agreed.
• 48:16
  Agreed. Yeah, yeah, I, I would, I, I
• 48:20
  think Eli because Eli, Eli, Eli, Eli excelled.
• 48:24
  In, but he just didn't have high pressure.
• 48:25
  Longevity of No I'm. Talking about people who did it,
• 48:28
  you know, 6 * 7 times. I know there's not a lot of
• 48:31
  them, but let's say more than three times.
• 48:34
  Yeah, OK. Somebody that's that great.
• 48:37
  I can't think of anybody who just soaked that.
• 48:40
  Like, give me the ball right now.
• 48:42
  I know there's one second left. I'm going to be the one to shoot
• 48:45
  it, right? From A and from a baseball
• 48:47
  standpoint point, you'd have pitchers that give me the ball.
• 48:49
  Sure. You know Maddox and Johnson are
• 48:52
  Schilling. You know Rodger Clemens before
• 48:55
  steroids. That whole thing between Curt
• 48:57
  Schilling and Randy Johnson when the Arizona Diamondbacks won the
• 49:01
  World Series that year, that determination to go out there on
• 49:06
  2 days rest or a day's rest, That was proven you were a man.
• 49:10
  Well, I'd see back in the day, right when right, But back when
• 49:14
  baseball was baseball, right, you didn't have seven days rest
• 49:18
  you. You would pitch, you would throw
• 49:20
  150 pitches and then pitch the next day.
• 49:23
  Well I mean modern day is like four or five, but you're right,
• 49:27
  it was usually AI. Think a three day rotation.
• 49:30
  Something something small and you didn't have the Tommy John
• 49:34
  surgeries and all the bullshit you have now because it just
• 49:38
  it's kind of like you over train now we're in from from from an
• 49:41
  athletic standpoint. Is there such thing as too much
• 49:43
  training? And that's something I'm hearing
• 49:46
  a lot about just recently on the fitness people that come on the
• 49:49
  different podcast that I listen to is they found out, as you
• 49:54
  just said, that recovery time is almost more important than the
• 49:57
  workout itself, right? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 50:00
  You you found that out as well. Yeah, you can get at least.
• 50:05
  Stronger by letting yourself rest.
• 50:08
  Yeah, like our friend Alicia Shields, she did her first half
• 50:10
  marathon. Congratulations.
• 50:11
  I asked. Yeah, I asked her what her time
• 50:13
  was. She didn't have it yet.
• 50:14
  She's waiting for the official time.
• 50:16
  But then I gave her the rundown of of this is because it's your
• 50:19
  first one, you know, go find a place that has has you can you
• 50:23
  can compress your legs. And if you know what that is,
• 50:25
  you'd be basically pull yourself up and what would lack a better
• 50:28
  term overalls just for your legs.
• 50:30
  And. And they squeeze them and it
• 50:33
  helps the blood flow and it helps circulate the blood
• 50:35
  through a flout your entire ankle to hip, which helps your
• 50:39
  legs recovery. And then you go into a cryo
• 50:41
  chamber and stand there for a minute, freeze your ass off, and
• 50:44
  then you go into a sauna for 20 minutes and it's a whole cycle
• 50:47
  of of recovery. That works great.
• 50:50
  So you do the cryo. I have done it.
• 50:52
  I haven't done it in a while, but but I have done it before.
• 50:56
  I've done it several times. It's.
• 50:57
  Have you ever done a float tank? No float tanks freak me out just
• 51:01
  because how you look at them. It's it's kind of like you.
• 51:03
  I don't. I'm claustrophobic.
• 51:05
  I think I'm positive I'm claustrophobic.
• 51:07
  Yeah, so I could. Do that.
• 51:09
  No, no, I I like the I think the idea of it's cool because it's
• 51:13
  it has, it is supposed to pull, you know, impurities out of your
• 51:17
  body and shit while you're floating.
• 51:18
  But the other, well, the. Big thing is, is it separates
• 51:21
  you from the Earth. It's the only time that you're
• 51:25
  weightless on Earth. Yeah, because you're laying in
• 51:28
  that 1000 lbs of salt or whatever, right?
• 51:31
  So you're actually, you're not submerged, you're kind of half
• 51:34
  in and half out. You're floating.
• 51:37
  So you don't feel your body, the weight of your body anymore,
• 51:39
  which allows your mind to expand.
• 51:41
  And that's the way it was described to me hundreds of
• 51:45
  times on these different shows. I just, I don't think I could do
• 51:48
  it unless it was like an open one right where you're not
• 51:52
  closing it like I put some black goggles on or something.
• 51:55
  And. I know and I don't.
• 51:55
  Closed in there. Yeah, and my other thing with it
• 51:58
  too is, is do they change the salt every time?
• 52:03
  In the ones that you go to, the salt kills all the there's no
• 52:08
  bacteria is going to live in that salt.
• 52:10
  That's why they call it the Dead Sea, my friend.
• 52:13
  Oh. Nothing can live there, so.
• 52:16
  Yeah, but you're still, but you're still laying on somebody
• 52:18
  else's salt. They do have regulations.
• 52:24
  You know, all those places that you would go to in a big city
• 52:26
  are regulated by the health department.
• 52:28
  So if they if they care about their business, you're not
• 52:31
  laying in anybody's filth. Well, that's kind of like dirty
• 52:34
  dining though, right? You don't get caught until they
• 52:36
  come inspect your restaurant. So you you're for a week or two
• 52:39
  leading up to the inspection. Yeah, but just like if we were
• 52:42
  shitty podcast hosts, how many more guests would we have if we
• 52:45
  didn't have this? True.
• 52:46
  You know what I'm saying? Reputation is everything.
• 52:48
  I agree with what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, You don't have to
• 52:51
  agree. You can be like, fuck off,
• 52:52
  Chris. That's wrong.
• 52:53
  No wrong man. There is nobody that's more.
• 52:55
  I mean, I'm not like Howie Mandel, germ freak, but you know
• 52:58
  me. I like that clean and organized.
• 53:00
  Oh, me too. Nothing can live in that salt,
• 53:03
  man. Jake had taken 1000 lbs of salt.
• 53:06
  Yeah, well, Speaking of clean and organized, Jake sent us a
• 53:09
  picture today that I won't share because I don't know if I'm
• 53:11
  allowed to share it, but he's holding this grenade launcher.
• 53:15
  But what struck me that But what struck me, I told him that's a
• 53:18
  great Father's Day present. What struck me was the
• 53:20
  background and so in the background of it, it was
• 53:23
  shelving with and and I'm kid you not everything was perfectly
• 53:30
  lined up like you want to talk about like OCD.
• 53:35
  It was they're all they're all exactly.
• 53:37
  If it just lined up perfectly and the tags were the tags were
• 53:42
  perfectly dangling on each piece like it was supposed to be it
• 53:45
  just all. And because what he does is he's
• 53:48
  in charge of recruits when they come into Pendleton.
• 53:52
  So I'm sure this is something where he's his little office and
• 53:56
  what he checks out and things like that.
• 53:57
  But it legit, dude. It was just like.
• 54:00
  I had somebody that RH come in here one time and say this is
• 54:05
  like sleeping with the enemy. You remember that movie where
• 54:09
  she opened up the cabinets and everything was facing?
• 54:12
  I said, isn't it easier when it looks that way?
• 54:16
  I'm not a psychopath. I just want to know what I'm
• 54:19
  looking at when I open my cupboard, right?
• 54:20
  Why would I turn everything backwards?
• 54:22
  So yeah, of course I face everything forward, apparently.
• 54:25
  That's weird. I do the same thing in my
• 54:26
  refrigerator. Really.
• 54:29
  Yeah, my clothes in my closet are hung by the day.
• 54:31
  I'm going to wear. Yeah, some of this shit's a.
• 54:33
  Little mine Mine are hung by color, so I have I.
• 54:35
  Do that on my good clothes. My work clothes are hung by the
• 54:39
  day. I'm going to wear them in the
• 54:40
  order I'm going to wear them, OK?
• 54:42
  That's cool. Yeah, mine are hung by color.
• 54:44
  Only because we wear red on Wednesday, so I put that in spot
• 54:47
  #3 so I have to think about what I'm doing at 4:45 in the
• 54:50
  morning. Yeah, that's kind of one of the
• 54:52
  things that Nikki tries to do because that's her biggest
• 54:55
  struggle every day when when she's teaching is like what I'm
• 54:57
  like, where to work. So every now and then she'll
• 55:00
  she'll plan on her outfits. And then that that #1 takes the
• 55:03
  anxiety of choosing what I'm going to wear today off her
• 55:05
  plate. And then she has more time to
• 55:08
  play her whatever iPad game she googled she plays on and in the
• 55:11
  mornings and you know. But I do do with my good clothes
• 55:14
  what you do as well. They're by collared shirts,
• 55:17
  colored. They're by T-shirts colored.
• 55:20
  They're. Right, for sure.
• 55:22
  Yeah. I think I own 2 collared short
• 55:25
  sleeve shirts, 1 of what she just bought me.
• 55:28
  I actually have quite a few. I had to go to a couple weddings
• 55:31
  and my mom bought me a couple. And for a guy who never wears A
• 55:34
  collared shirt, I actually probably have seven of them now.
• 55:38
  No, none. I have suits and stuff because
• 55:40
  you know, like. I do not own a suit or a tie,
• 55:42
  and if I never have to wear one again, I will die a happy man.
• 55:46
  I don't. I had one custom made years ago
• 55:48
  that actually on the inside of it, which I didn't realize at
• 55:50
  the time. The little tiny scorpions Jay
• 55:52
  calls of the scorpion suit three piece suit vest everything
• 55:56
  custom tailored Italian shoes look pretty fly for a white guy
• 56:00
  in you look good. Dressed up, I just, that's not
• 56:02
  my thing, man. And I'm sure you know now Mama
• 56:06
  Kay's screaming at the podcast. You look great when you're
• 56:08
  dressed up. All parents got to say that,
• 56:12
  man. It's I just feel so unlike do
• 56:14
  you feel comfortable that way it?
• 56:17
  Depends on the scenario. So yes, if I'm, if I'm, if.
• 56:20
  I'm not ever. Yeah, like if I'm like back in
• 56:23
  the day when $1,000,000 houses were not a dime a dozen in the
• 56:28
  Valley, you know, when the average sales price was was 320
• 56:30
  four, 324,000 and I'd have randomly somebody we're looking
• 56:34
  to, you know, we'll look at $1,000,000 homes, which there's
• 56:36
  probably 10 then yeah, I would, I would be comfortable in the
• 56:40
  suit because I was, I was putting my best foot forward
• 56:44
  because I knew this person was spending the amount of money
• 56:46
  they were spending. So the confidence you have
• 56:50
  depends on why you're doing it, right.
• 56:51
  So if I'm going to a, a wedding, yeah, you know, it's cool.
• 56:56
  I I'll wear, I won't wear the custom one.
• 56:58
  You're just a casual one, right, Because you just got to blend in
• 57:01
  and be comfortable. I don't like the restriction
• 57:05
  that the jackets have on you. You know, that's fuck, I don't
• 57:07
  know, that's not comfortable. But it just it's, it's depends
• 57:13
  on the situation. You know, if I'm, if I have to
• 57:15
  wear a suit for something because they require a suit,
• 57:17
  then no, I'm like, yeah, this fucking sucks.
• 57:20
  But if I'm wearing it because I want to, you know, look like
• 57:24
  James Bond and and Nikki's dressing up, you know, to look
• 57:26
  like her sexy ass and yeah, I'll, you know, I'll bust out a
• 57:29
  suit. I wore a suit for Scottish
• 57:31
  wedding. Well, of course it's your
• 57:33
  daughter, I mean. But I could.
• 57:34
  It was in our backyard, man. I could've worn jeans and boots.
• 57:37
  Yeah. Well, that's not your style and
• 57:39
  that's what I'm saying. That's where you and I are
• 57:40
  different. You know, you would expect.
• 57:44
  I don't know. I just, you know me better than
• 57:46
  everybody else does, and that's just not me, right?
• 57:49
  No, yeah. I always tell people, Hugh
• 57:51
  Hefner had the world figured out, right?
• 57:53
  He was surrounded by beautiful women in his pajamas.
• 57:55
  Yeah. With all the money in the world.
• 57:58
  Yeah, something about that something, somebody, whoever
• 58:01
  bought that they're, they apparently renovated the whole
• 58:03
  thing. I don't know if that's true or
• 58:05
  not, but one of the things I saw on the Internet, which you know,
• 58:07
  who knows? It's probably true because I'm
• 58:11
  pretty sure it was up for sale the last season of $1,000,000
• 58:14
  listing Los Angeles. It hadn't moved yet, but if
• 58:17
  you've seen something recently, I'm sure I'm sure that's true.
• 58:21
  Yeah, there's just a random thing.
• 58:22
  I saw something too about Michael Jackson Neverland, but
• 58:25
  that's been that was bought and completely revamped.
• 58:30
  You know all that kind of jazz. Put up Mcmansions.
• 58:33
  Yeah, yeah. That's what they called them
• 58:35
  back in the day. So I think it was you that sent
• 58:37
  me the thing. There's more dispensaries in the
• 58:39
  country now than there is McDonald's.
• 58:40
  Ladies and gentlemen, public service announcement.
• 58:43
  There are currently more pot dispensaries in the United
• 58:46
  States than there are McDonald's.
• 58:49
  We now resume our regularly scheduled program.
• 58:52
  And, and The funny thing about that is McDonald's is so bad for
• 58:56
  you. So, so bad for you.
• 58:58
  And marijuana has never killed anyone.
• 59:00
  McDonald's has killed a lot of people on their day.
• 59:03
  Yeah, because there's people that have lived strictly on
• 59:05
  McDonald's and died. Yes.
• 59:10
  Because there's no nutrition. No and then that one guy there
• 59:14
  was that there was that taste good.
• 59:16
  I forget I forget his name, but he was a documentarian that he
• 59:19
  had. He did a movie called super size
• 59:21
  me. What AI remember that?
• 59:23
  What a revealing movie that was, because if you've never seen it.
• 59:26
  That early 2. Thousands, maybe.
• 59:28
  Some had to be. But he started, he started with
• 59:32
  his baseline of all his health, right?
• 59:33
  Like here's here's the stuff, here's his blood pressure,
• 59:36
  here's his heart rate, here's all his blood levels.
• 59:38
  Like, so you had legitimately, this is his starting point.
• 59:42
  And then he went through the entire thing of eating
• 59:45
  McDonald's for X amount of time and that was it.
• 59:49
  Like nothing else, just McDonald's every single day, I
• 59:53
  want to say for six months or something.
• 59:55
  And the dude put on weight. His health went just down the
• 59:57
  drain. His blood work went just wacky.
• 1:00:02
  Just mind boggling what what he was able to show the world by
• 1:00:07
  just having a McDonald's only diet not and it kind of similar
• 1:00:11
  to what Jared did the pedophile asshole from subway right where
• 1:00:16
  he just ate Subs every day and but he was also walking and what
• 1:00:19
  not too. So he wasn't just eating Subs to
• 1:00:21
  lose the weight. He was doing some physical
• 1:00:23
  activity. I don't think the dude on super
• 1:00:26
  size me and I forget his name, but I don't think he exercised
• 1:00:29
  at all. I think it was.
• 1:00:29
  It was just this is what America's doing.
• 1:00:31
  Let's see who he was. Super size me.
• 1:00:35
  Yeah, If I. Remember right, he was just a
• 1:00:36
  straight McDonald's. Guy yeah, Two yeah, 2004.
• 1:00:41
  See early 2000 I remember this movie I.
• 1:00:44
  Morgan Spurlock. That's right.
• 1:00:45
  Morgan Spurlock. OK, so he changed my.
• 1:00:48
  Opinion to McDonald's instantly. Right, right.
• 1:00:50
  So. And he died.
• 1:00:51
  Holy shit. That's what changed my opinion.
• 1:00:54
  Spurlock died Thursday in New York from complications of
• 1:00:56
  cancer, according to a statement issued.
• 1:00:58
  But Friday by his family is a sad day.
• 1:01:00
  I said say goodbye to our brother Morgan Craig, who worked
• 1:01:03
  with him on several projects, said in a statement.
• 1:01:05
  Morgan gave so much to art, ideas and generosity and that
• 1:01:08
  was He died May 23rd 2024, so just over a year ago.
• 1:01:13
  How old was he? Does it say?
• 1:01:15
  I'm going to find out now. I'm serious.
• 1:01:22
  Well, come on, Morgan. It had it like it all.
• 1:01:26
  That's because I just did. I just did his movie.
• 1:01:28
  That's why it's doing that. OK, let me click on his face
• 1:01:30
  now, OK. November 7th, 8th.
• 1:01:33
  Wow. He was our age.
• 1:01:35
  He he was born in 70. Wow.
• 1:01:37
  So he's 54. OK, so the Super size me, why
• 1:01:46
  was it controversial? It explored the fast food
• 1:01:48
  industry's corporate influence, including how it encourages poor
• 1:01:51
  nutrition in its own profit for its own profit and gain.
• 1:01:55
  The film prompted widespread debate about public eating
• 1:01:58
  habits and has since come under scrutiny for the accuracy of its
• 1:02:01
  science and truthfulness of Spurlock's on camera claims.
• 1:02:07
  That And I don't get that because he did the movie in the
• 1:02:09
  movie, he legit, he, he doctors care.
• 1:02:13
  Like he started out, you know, this is these are my, my, my
• 1:02:21
  levels of everything. And then as it progressed and as
• 1:02:23
  he gained all the weight and shit, it was bad.
• 1:02:25
  You know, he believed his body. This is a quote from him.
• 1:02:28
  He believed his body never fully recovered, though.
• 1:02:31
  He lost the weight thanks to a special diet concocted by his
• 1:02:34
  then girlfriend, the vegan chef Alex Jameson.
• 1:02:37
  The pair married and had a son like Laken in 2006 before
• 1:02:42
  divorcing in 2011. So he did lose the weight, but
• 1:02:47
  he says that he never, he never actually got over it.
• 1:02:52
  And in March of 2004, six weeks after the debut of Super Size
• 1:02:56
  Me, McDonald's announced a plan to phase out the Super Size Me
• 1:02:59
  option siding. It needs to simplify the menu
• 1:03:03
  and to offer healthier food choices, which I don't think
• 1:03:05
  they ever did. They did not, but they did do
• 1:03:07
  away with the Super size me. Right, but, but, but did they
• 1:03:11
  really though? Because I saw something and I'm
• 1:03:13
  I'm meaning to try this. So I saw a real somebody did at
• 1:03:16
  Starbucks. You have 3 levels of Starbucks.
• 1:03:19
  I don't know what they are but it's it's Grande Vente and or
• 1:03:23
  there's 3 cups. Yeah, you just mentioned two of
• 1:03:25
  them. I don't know what the third.
• 1:03:26
  One is right, so there's 3 cups. So somebody bought all three of
• 1:03:31
  those, right? And dumped the coffee out of two
• 1:03:35
  of them and then had the coffee in One Cup and poured it in the
• 1:03:39
  second cup and and then poured it in the third cup.
• 1:03:41
  So you saw the different levels of cup.
• 1:03:42
  It was the same amount of coffee.
• 1:03:43
  They did that with McDonald's French fries too.
• 1:03:46
  Yeah, it's the same amount. Small and the medium and the
• 1:03:49
  medium and But I call bullshit. I've had a small fry and I've
• 1:03:53
  had a large fry and I've not had enough small fries and I've had
• 1:03:58
  too many large fries. So fuck them motherfuckers.
• 1:04:02
  Sorry. Ladies and gentlemen, No, but I
• 1:04:03
  think it's, it's it's different with liquid though.
• 1:04:06
  And I want to, I want to try it. I just don't want to waste the
• 1:04:07
  money, but it would be. Interesting.
• 1:04:08
  I'm saying though. I do.
• 1:04:10
  You, I know you eat a healthy lifestyle, but you and I have
• 1:04:12
  both eaten our fair share of McDonald's, especially back in
• 1:04:15
  the band days when we were poured and couldn't afford
• 1:04:17
  anything else. Right.
• 1:04:18
  Taco Bell and fucking McDonald's Filibertos.
• 1:04:23
  See. So it's funny you should say
• 1:04:24
  that because Nikki and I, the last two Tuesdays, because we
• 1:04:27
  were doing dance lessons to learn different type of country
• 1:04:30
  dancing and it's done. It's 8:30 at night, which is
• 1:04:33
  weird. 8:30 to 9:00. 30 Not a time you want to start making
• 1:04:35
  dinner. No, so both nights we were done
• 1:04:38
  like fuck, we're hungry, so you know, nothing's open except fast
• 1:04:42
  food. So we succumb to the Filbertos
• 1:04:43
  options last Tuesday and last night.
• 1:04:45
  And I got to say I'm having for Belchers for a long fucking
• 1:04:48
  time. That's.
• 1:04:51
  So good. It's one, it's one of those
• 1:04:53
  things like we didn't. We saved it and I'm 2000 miles
• 1:04:56
  away. Right.
• 1:04:57
  We, we went like forever because I didn't do dairy forever.
• 1:05:01
  So then all of a sudden I'm like, OK, I can do pizza again.
• 1:05:03
  So we had pizza probably 3 or 4 times and we decided to do this
• 1:05:06
  whole, let's get off the bad stuff.
• 1:05:07
  Let's get off the starches and the breads and shit, right?
• 1:05:10
  And then, and so I kind of made a comment when I was like, it's
• 1:05:12
  kind of ironic, right? I'm finally agreeing to eat
• 1:05:16
  dairy, which includes pizza, right?
• 1:05:18
  And then I stopped because we're doing this, this, you know, no
• 1:05:21
  bad starch thing. So we ended up getting Barrel's
• 1:05:24
  pizza one night. And dude, not having pizza for
• 1:05:28
  as long as we, it was the fucking greatest pizza we had.
• 1:05:30
  So I have one. I got another question, but that
• 1:05:32
  leads to OK. Does that not prove that
• 1:05:37
  everything in moderation is probably fine?
• 1:05:39
  Yes. Because you got away from it.
• 1:05:42
  And here's what I hear, like people that go through what
• 1:05:45
  you're going through as far as what works for my diet, the one
• 1:05:48
  thing I hear over and over again is if I reintroduce it into my
• 1:05:52
  diet and it causes me grief, I kick it right back out of my
• 1:05:55
  diet, right. So if you had that pizza and you
• 1:05:58
  had an adverse reaction, you would just wouldn't eat pizza
• 1:06:00
  anymore. I know you.
• 1:06:01
  Agreed. But you enjoyed it, so enjoy it
• 1:06:05
  once a month or once every two months, you know, because you
• 1:06:08
  know you're going to get that reward and then we're not going
• 1:06:12
  to have it for a while and you're not going to miss it
• 1:06:14
  because you don't want it all the time.
• 1:06:16
  But that was the problem. That was a problem having filled
• 1:06:18
  back to us because then it's just it.
• 1:06:19
  Oh, because you know. I'm glad you said that.
• 1:06:22
  So when you and I were in the band and that was the only thing
• 1:06:25
  we could afford, you got the biggest burrito.
• 1:06:27
  You. It was like the size of your
• 1:06:29
  head for $2.00. How much are they now?
• 1:06:31
  I don't know, because I always my always my staple up for
• 1:06:34
  baritos has always been two shredded beef tacos with sour
• 1:06:36
  cream. I didn't do sour cream anymore,
• 1:06:38
  but two shredded beef tacos, shredded beef tacos.
• 1:06:40
  How much was your a large quesadilla.
• 1:06:42
  What I did, what we did last night was.
• 1:06:45
  I'm just curious how. Many I know, I know.
• 1:06:47
  It was, it was, it was, it was $28.00 for three shredded beef
• 1:06:51
  tacos, a cheese quesadilla, and then just a flour tortilla for
• 1:06:55
  Nikki. So she had one Taco and a flour
• 1:06:56
  tortilla. It was 28 bucks 28.
• 1:06:59
  Bucks in comparison. Yeah.
• 1:07:03
  Yeah, we used to get a burrito the size of your head for $2.00.
• 1:07:06
  Yeah, yeah, it was amazing. So, but it and it's the nice
• 1:07:10
  about thing about that is because normally when we would
• 1:07:17
  do something like that, we've been doing right.
• 1:07:18
  Then you'd come home, we would have bread, we would have
• 1:07:21
  sandwich meat, you know, processed sandwich meat, right?
• 1:07:24
  Sure. So we would just make a sandwich
• 1:07:26
  or we'd just, you know, do whatever.
• 1:07:29
  Hello, hello, hello, hello. I got to get new headphones.
• 1:07:33
  Oh, you can't hear me again, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:07:35
  I can hear you. I can hear I moved it.
• 1:07:37
  I'm moving and I'm not moving, which is weird.
• 1:07:39
  Like, why does it do that, man? Just stay still.
• 1:07:41
  Just order a pair of these, they'll be there in like 2 hours
• 1:07:44
  because you've lived 10 minutes from the Amazon warehouse
• 1:07:46
  apparently. Dude there's like 5 warehouses
• 1:07:48
  near me now as we drive around because they're popping up
• 1:07:51
  everywhere. I told you that was a craziest
• 1:07:52
  thing I had ever seen. I've been an Amazon Prime
• 1:07:55
  customer for, what, going on three years now?
• 1:07:57
  And that was the first time it ever asked me what time would
• 1:08:00
  you like it delivered, Sir? Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Yeah, it's. Like what time?
• 1:08:03
  Usually they're like it'll be two days or less, you know?
• 1:08:07
  I wonder if they'll do the drone thing where you like somebody
• 1:08:09
  posted yesterday on Facebook. They had somebody I know, so I
• 1:08:12
  know it wasn't bullshit. They grub hubbed and and it was
• 1:08:16
  this red robot that actually brought the food to their door.
• 1:08:20
  So I just read a thing that they are also on the bandwagon of the
• 1:08:26
  humanoid robot delivery. So I told you about the assembly
• 1:08:30
  line in South Carolina. Amazon is supposed to have the
• 1:08:37
  first Test humanoid Droid delivery people I don't know
• 1:08:44
  within the next three to five years.
• 1:08:46
  Really. Yeah, it might have been sooner
• 1:08:49
  than that. I want to say it said 2026, but
• 1:08:51
  don't quote me on that. I don't think I saved that one.
• 1:08:54
  That's interesting though. So not to say that they're not
• 1:08:58
  going to keep using the drones, but I think that's the direction
• 1:09:01
  they're going to go in is just not pay anyone to do it.
• 1:09:05
  Just have robots do it. Wow, that's a little insane.
• 1:09:14
  Oh. Here's one that I think you
• 1:09:15
  would enjoy. OK for sure because this blew me
• 1:09:21
  away. This is 1 can of coke.
• 1:09:23
  One can of Coke, OK Cocaine or Coca-Cola.
• 1:09:27
  No one can of cocaine. Would be a lot of cocaine bro.
• 1:09:30
  OK, that that would kill anyone. We both quit talking at the
• 1:09:47
  same. I know because, because I, I was
• 1:09:49
  waiting for you to say something and then my, one of my clients,
• 1:09:52
  oh, check your e-mail. So I was checking my e-mail and,
• 1:09:55
  and I would, I guess I had to ask him a question.
• 1:10:01
  So I had to go I had to go get salt today for the for the, the
• 1:10:05
  water softener, you know, and they're 40 LB bags and I still
• 1:10:09
  have that issue with the middle of my back, but the between my
• 1:10:13
  it feels like something's growing.
• 1:10:14
  Nikki says nothing's growing there.
• 1:10:16
  I keep having your check. So what happens one hour after
• 1:10:21
  drinking a can of Coca-Cola? Now boys and girls, mind you,
• 1:10:23
  when they first came up with Coca-Cola, they called it
• 1:10:25
  Coca-Cola because there's actually cocaine in it.
• 1:10:28
  That's. A true story.
• 1:10:29
  Which is why your grandmother could clean the house so
• 1:10:31
  lightning fast back in the 1950s in the 1st 10 minutes.
• 1:10:36
  And have dinner ready and have time to have fun with grandpa
• 1:10:39
  later. Exactly. 1st 10 minutes 10
• 1:10:45
  teaspoons of sugar hit your system 100% of your recommended
• 1:10:49
  daily intake. By the way, you don't
• 1:10:52
  immediately vomit from overwhelming sweetness because
• 1:10:56
  phosphoric acid cuts the flavor, allowing you to keep it down.
• 1:11:02
  Now I understand you've probably all seen the stuff online where
• 1:11:05
  you can take Coca-Cola poured on rust and it it disseminates the
• 1:11:09
  rust. Or clean your car battery.
• 1:11:12
  Number two, thing that happens. Your blood sugar spikes, causing
• 1:11:17
  an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by
• 1:11:21
  turning any sugar it can to get its hands on it into fat.
• 1:11:26
  There's plenty of that at this particular moment.
• 1:11:29
  Because you have 10 teaspoons of sugar in your system.
• 1:11:32
  And it makes the medicine go down #3 caffeine absorption is
• 1:11:37
  complete. Your pupils now dilate, your
• 1:11:40
  blood pressure rises as a response, your liver then UPS
• 1:11:46
  more sugar into your bloodstream.
• 1:11:50
  The adrenaline, the end, I'm sorry, the end and endonosing
• 1:11:53
  receptors in your brain, whatever that is, OK, are now
• 1:11:58
  blocked, preventing drowsiness. So basically imagine having
• 1:12:03
  cocaine mixed in that. Your endocrine system is
• 1:12:05
  basically what's keeping you awake and alert while while you
• 1:12:08
  are awake during the waking hours.
• 1:12:12
  Gotcha, gotcha. You know, in Coca-Cola, it's
• 1:12:15
  cold, it's sweet, it's. Everywhere.
• 1:12:17
  It's delicious, but for those of you who are sucking down 6 cans
• 1:12:20
  a day like I used to, that really was an eye opener.
• 1:12:24
  Well, and the other thing too, like we.
• 1:12:25
  Were talking about 600% of my daily allowance of sugar every
• 1:12:29
  day just in those six cans of coke.
• 1:12:31
  And, and you struggle to put on weight, but most people if
• 1:12:33
  they're drinking, you know, 1015, I, I know people that, you
• 1:12:37
  know, Oh yeah. That they drink soda like it's
• 1:12:40
  water like. They turn into 200 and 83127.
• 1:12:44
  People and then and then you stop drinking soda all of a
• 1:12:47
  sudden you lost like 40 lbs in in 2 1/2 months because you
• 1:12:50
  stopped drinking soda. So then and then they take the
• 1:12:52
  next level stop drinking beer same thing.
• 1:12:54
  So everything in moderation is like if you want to have a Coke,
• 1:12:57
  have a Coke and then realize do it like 10:00 in the morning
• 1:13:00
  because then when you crash at 2:00 you can take a nap.
• 1:13:02
  Yeah, So to give people a perspective of how like, I'm not
• 1:13:06
  the healthiest person in the world, you see me vape all the
• 1:13:08
  time, that's the next thing I'm giving up.
• 1:13:10
  But I am not overweight by any stretch of the imagination.
• 1:13:14
  The one thing that I do because I have trouble sleeping for a
• 1:13:18
  long time is first thing I did is cut out Coke, right?
• 1:13:21
  So now if I order a meal, unless I'm out, you know, on the
• 1:13:26
  weekend or whatever, I always get Sprite and a small one.
• 1:13:30
  The other thing during the week, obviously I drink coffee, but
• 1:13:34
  the last caffeine that I ever have is at my 9:00 break.
• 1:13:38
  That's it. I have 3 cups of coffee,
• 1:13:39
  whatever fits in like a travel thermos.
• 1:13:42
  I make 4 cups of coffee every day, like in the pot right up to
• 1:13:46
  the number 4. That's it.
• 1:13:48
  So after 9:00, no more caffeine for the rest of the day.
• 1:13:51
  That helped. Definitely helped with my
• 1:13:53
  sleeping habits and not waking up all the time.
• 1:13:58
  Yeah, yeah. And I say I drink.
• 1:14:00
  I drink 1 cup of coffee. I use honey and soy milk.
• 1:14:04
  Yeah, I use honey. And it's probably it's, it's a
• 1:14:09
  Tumblr. It's not a coffee cup.
• 1:14:11
  Yeah. That's what mine is.
• 1:14:12
  Yeah. It's probably like 16 ounces,
• 1:14:16
  but that's it. And then I don't.
• 1:14:17
  That's all I have to. I drink tea, you know, during
• 1:14:20
  the day. Which has a little bit of
• 1:14:21
  caffeine, but not like not like coffee.
• 1:14:25
  Yeah, and I drink Folgers because it's it's, it's the best
• 1:14:28
  part of waking up, you know? I drink Don Francisco
• 1:14:31
  butterscotch toffee, my brother. Really.
• 1:14:34
  Yes. Does it actually taste like
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  butterfly Scotch coffee? It will change your life.
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  I have never been able to drink. I mean, I do like Sunday.
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  My dad drinks Folgers as well. I like Folgers.
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  There's nothing wrong with it. He'll tell you.
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  I sit down and drink a pot and 1/2 with him.
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  It's amazing. It's the best part of waking up
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  soldiers in your cup. For me, being owner proprietor
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  here at my own Little Ponderosa, I like the Don Francisco's
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  Butterscotch Toffee because coffee is amazing.
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  This will change your life. Now, how did you discover Don
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  Don Francisco's Butterscotch Toffee Coffee I.
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  Will tell you a story. That's why I asked.
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  So it was like the second time that I went to visit Carrie in
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  Michigan. I think I talked to you on the
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  phone that time. OK?
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  I woke up 1 morning and she always had my coffee ready and I
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  would go in. She worked from home, so I'd go
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  into her office and sit down and talk to her, and I'm sitting
• 1:15:29
  there drinking the coffee. And she was super quiet.
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  Yeah. And I was like, man, this is the
• 1:15:35
  best cup of coffee I've ever had in my life.
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  And all of a sudden she started talking to me.
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  She's like, Oh my God, Who? She said I didn't have any
• 1:15:43
  regular coffee left, and I just put it in your pod.
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  She had one of those Keurig Keurig things, and she said I
• 1:15:50
  was just going to see how you liked it.
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  If you said it sucked, I guess you were going to have to go to
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  the store and get some coffee. But I'm glad you like it.
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  I've been drinking the same thing ever since man.
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  So is it in a Keurig or do you actually brew it now?
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  No, I buy it in a can and the coffee is flavored.
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  It's not a Creamer bullshit. It's actually that flavored
• 1:16:09
  coffee. It's amazing.
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  OK, I'm going to have to try that, man, because I, I, I, I
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  don't. When we stopped the whole sugar
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  thing, I stopped buying the the because I would have flavor.
• 1:16:20
  I'd put soy milk and then I'd add a, you know, a splash or two
• 1:16:22
  of, of whatever. See, and I can't put milk in
• 1:16:24
  there, so. Right, this is soy milk.
• 1:16:26
  This helps and I'm not, I don't know.
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  No, that's good. I wasn't not a fan.
• 1:16:31
  Of soy milk. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:34
  I tried it in my cereal and it probably saved me because I
• 1:16:37
  probably would eat cereal if I like soy milk, you know?
• 1:16:40
  Well, there's all Have you tried the almond milk and and?
• 1:16:43
  Yeah, and it was all right too. It just, I guess I've lived with
• 1:16:47
  cereal without cereal so much of my life.
• 1:16:50
  I used to eat it with a thing called coffee Rich, which I do
• 1:16:54
  put a little bit of that in my coffee, but I'll put like, I
• 1:16:59
  don't know, less than 1/4 of a cup in that whole Tumblr.
• 1:17:04
  Oh wow. OK.
• 1:17:04
  If you want to sit down and eat a bowl of cereal, this stuff's
• 1:17:06
  full of sugar, man. OK.
• 1:17:09
  So. Yeah, yeah.
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  The other the other Creamer I've used is Planted Oat, which is
• 1:17:13
  pretty good. OK I might try that.
• 1:17:15
  I do like oat. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:17
  And they have different, different varieties of it, like
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  regular, and then they have vanilla, then they'll have super
• 1:17:23
  velvet. It's like a creamy.
• 1:17:24
  It makes it a little more creamy, like a barista style.
• 1:17:27
  Now I will tell you almond milk ice cream.
• 1:17:31
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 1:17:32
  From Ben and Jerry's is the bomb.
• 1:17:34
  Yeah, I've had that. It's so good.
• 1:17:35
  Oh, I didn't realize Ben and Jerry's had.
• 1:17:36
  It it's so good dude. Really.
• 1:17:38
  Yeah, in the in the grocery store aisle.
• 1:17:40
  Yeah, for your section. They were the first, they were
• 1:17:42
  the first to make non dairy that I saw.
• 1:17:45
  Yeah. Now there's two companies out of
• 1:17:47
  Canada. I would like to give a shout out
• 1:17:49
  to Jeremy Cross's Canada for sending down some non dairy
• 1:17:52
  stuff so I can enjoy like a pizza.
• 1:17:55
  There's a company called Daya DAIYA.
• 1:17:59
  Their stuff is amazing. And the other one is so
• 1:18:03
  delicious, so, SO dash delicious.
• 1:18:06
  Their stuff is amazing as well. Yep, I've had both those.
• 1:18:10
  Shout out to both those companies if you want to.
• 1:18:12
  I didn't know they're a Canadian A.
• 1:18:13
  Sponsor on the Chris and Mike show.
• 1:18:15
  We'll gladly. We'll just.
• 1:18:17
  Take your money, we'll talk about you.
• 1:18:18
  You know, we'll talk about it, we'll eat it, we'll eat it.
• 1:18:20
  And, you know, we flavor test everything, you know, bring it
• 1:18:22
  on. Don't leave out the first part.
• 1:18:24
  We'll take your money and then we'll talk about you.
• 1:18:26
  Right, exactly because that's what makes the world go round.
• 1:18:30
  That's the last free plug for my free last.
• 1:18:33
  Not then again, not then again. Never, Never.
• 1:18:35
  Never. Never, never.
• 1:18:38
  Yeah, so put your Don Francisco's in the carts in your
• 1:18:42
  Amazon and they will send you 3 little cans, like the look, you
• 1:18:45
  know the little cans. And if you don't like it, you
• 1:18:48
  can send me the other two. OK.
• 1:18:52
  But I'm certain it's going to change your life.
• 1:18:55
  Right on. I bought.
• 1:18:56
  You have to give it a shot. Something I I got an Amazon
• 1:18:58
  package. I don't know what I ordered, but
• 1:19:00
  it's pretty big. And here's the great thing.
• 1:19:01
  I'll tell you one last quick story.
• 1:19:04
  I probably shouldn't, I probably shouldn't out this on the
• 1:19:06
  podcast. It might ruin it for me.
• 1:19:07
  I don't think Amazon's listening to the Chris and Mike show, but
• 1:19:10
  since January I've ordered 2 sets of three cans, and both
• 1:19:16
  times they sent me the wrong ones because Don Francisco's
• 1:19:19
  makes many kinds of coffee. So they sent me Colombian
• 1:19:22
  Supreme Colombian. Colombian supreme.
• 1:19:25
  He's a political refugee from Columba, Cuba.
• 1:19:28
  So I was all pissed off and I go to work and a good friend of
• 1:19:31
  mine said go up to your account and go all the way to the right
• 1:19:35
  hand side to customer service and tell them they sent you the
• 1:19:37
  wrong shit and they'll tell you to keep it because it's
• 1:19:39
  considered a food item and they will send you the new one.
• 1:19:42
  So I have been drinking coffee for free since January on
• 1:19:45
  Amazon. So thank you for picking the
• 1:19:47
  wrong one off the shelf, you stupid computer.
• 1:19:51
  Right. It's funny how that works, but
• 1:19:54
  that's the kind of the it's kind of cool thing with Amazon, you
• 1:19:56
  can return anything. Yeah, they went.
• 1:19:59
  I don't know if you were familiar with Amazon before that
• 1:20:03
  was that way. They used to have horrible.
• 1:20:06
  You had to call somebody and tell them you wanted to return.
• 1:20:08
  They tried that route for a while.
• 1:20:10
  Oh, gotcha. They actually had customer
• 1:20:13
  service people. Then they said fuck it, we'll
• 1:20:16
  just send you whatever you want. Just.
• 1:20:18
  Keep it. Yeah, Because then they just did
• 1:20:20
  the returns end up going on those pallets you can buy for 35
• 1:20:23
  bucks and you don't know what you're going to get.
• 1:20:25
  You know, the Amazon pallets. That's a big thing in Arizona
• 1:20:27
  anyway. Oh, it is.
• 1:20:28
  Yeah. I guess when you get up around
• 1:20:30
  Chicago or a bigger town, yeah, it is here too.
• 1:20:33
  Yeah, like Nikki, at one point in time she signed up for an
• 1:20:36
  Amazon thing. You know, you don't know what
• 1:20:39
  you're going to get type thing. And then what came in was like
• 1:20:42
  air pods, like a couple nice little apple, right?
• 1:20:45
  I'm like, that was like, what, 20 bucks?
• 1:20:47
  She's like, yeah, I'm like, holy shit.
• 1:20:49
  And Skylar before, like, hey, Amazon crate carts, you know,
• 1:20:51
  crates, but pallets. Like I'm not buying an Amazon
• 1:20:54
  pallet. I don't know what the Hell's in
• 1:20:55
  it. Yeah, well, it just sounded like
• 1:20:57
  a scam, right? Yeah, it totally sounded like a
• 1:20:59
  scam, but it's legit. It was.
• 1:21:00
  It's 100% legit. You know, I think that's what
• 1:21:03
  happens when the Amazon trucks back up to each other and you
• 1:21:06
  see them a random spark, you know, neighborhoods, doors are
• 1:21:10
  like. Now you and I have talked
• 1:21:12
  recently about, you know, taking starting something from nothing
• 1:21:16
  and building it to what it is right Now.
• 1:21:19
  Imagine being Jeff Bezos from that famous picture of him
• 1:21:23
  sitting in his office behind the IKEA desk with
• 1:21:25
  the.matrixamazon.com sign behind him to holy shit he rules the
• 1:21:32
  world. Right.
• 1:21:34
  Because that's a lot of people forget.
• 1:21:36
  That's a worldwide company, man. It is all over.
• 1:21:39
  Which makes it even more comical that he tried to stage a flight
• 1:21:44
  into space and allowed the participants to open the door
• 1:21:49
  incorrectly, then stop and say wait it gots to go out and then
• 1:21:54
  a video leaked of him picking up the trash around his spacecraft
• 1:21:59
  before it actually was supposed to air.
• 1:22:01
  Some people are what I like to call Mr. Chris Dunham Idea Men.
• 1:22:07
  Yes. They're not good at the practice
• 1:22:10
  of no. A lot of people don't know this
• 1:22:13
  and this might be one of those Mike talking out his ass, but
• 1:22:17
  I'm almost positive Leo Fender did not know how to play guitar.
• 1:22:20
  I I I've heard that before. So.
• 1:22:23
  I have. I've heard that before.
• 1:22:24
  He made what he made arguably one of the two most famous
• 1:22:27
  guitars in the entire world, and he was the first to do it right.
• 1:22:31
  Gibson. Gave the Les Paul, right?
• 1:22:33
  Yeah, Les, other ones being the. Just Gibson in.
• 1:22:35
  General Right, right, right. But the yeah.
• 1:22:37
  But what made Gibson famous was the the stun, the starburst,
• 1:22:40
  right? That was the.
• 1:22:41
  That's the whole. The Sunburst.
• 1:22:43
  Yeah, yeah, I said starburst. I'm sorry, I said starburst.
• 1:22:46
  Les Paul, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:48
  So when people think of guitars, they think of the Fender
• 1:22:51
  Stratocaster, which Leo Fender made.
• 1:22:53
  Yep, 1st 100%. Probably in the late 40s, if I
• 1:22:57
  remember right. And then Gibson came along, you
• 1:23:00
  know, a few years later, and Les Paul helped him design the
• 1:23:03
  famous. You know, if everybody knows
• 1:23:05
  Slash, that's the guitar he plays all the time.
• 1:23:07
  So yeah. There you go.
• 1:23:08
  Yeah, one of the most famous guitar makers in the world did
• 1:23:11
  not know how to play the instrument.
• 1:23:13
  I found that fascinating. That's crazy, weird, wild stuff.
• 1:23:16
  So that's it. That's this is This Is Us.
• 1:23:18
  This is the Christian life. He's pulling the plug, he's
• 1:23:20
  pulling the plug, I'm pulling the He knows I'm hungry.
• 1:23:23
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• 1:23:35
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• 1:23:50
  the chance to be in front of otherwise.
• 1:23:52
  Lemoyne being one of them. His agent contacted us.
• 1:23:54
  So you guys put us in a position where somebody that was high up
• 1:23:59
  enough, Grammy nominated producers sold millions of
• 1:24:03
  records in the rap world. And, you know, the guy was
• 1:24:05
  legit. And thanks again to both of you
• 1:24:08
  for her name was Laura. Correct.
• 1:24:10
  Laura. Laura.
• 1:24:11
  Laura. Lemoyne, thanks again.
• 1:24:14
  Yeah, and Laura's e-mail was was one of the best emails we've
• 1:24:18
  gotten for the show because it showed us that she actually took
• 1:24:23
  an interest in our show. Because she.
• 1:24:26
  Reference. Yeah, because she referenced an
• 1:24:28
  episode in which we were talking music.
• 1:24:30
  In the middle of the show. Right.
• 1:24:32
  And it wasn't, it wasn't something you could just Fast
• 1:24:35
  forward to because we don't, we don't, you don't see what we're
• 1:24:37
  talking about, right? I mean, it's in this, it's in
• 1:24:40
  the description, it's in the show's description.
• 1:24:42
  You know the hashtags and keywords may make that.
• 1:24:44
  Sometimes those are accurate, sometimes they're right.
• 1:24:48
  Right. But legit for somebody to dive
• 1:24:50
  into our show. I was impressed.
• 1:24:53
  And what strikes me about that is how many episodes did you
• 1:24:55
  actually listen to until she got to something that.
• 1:24:58
  Was yeah, we don't know to. Her world, sure.
• 1:25:02
  And I kind of, you know, originally when you sent an
• 1:25:03
  e-mail, I was like, well, this is just bullshit.
• 1:25:05
  There's no way, you know, and and then she responded and here
• 1:25:08
  we are, you know, we've. And so, yeah, if you want to be
• 1:25:11
  on the show like we yeah, if you want to be on the show, like we
• 1:25:13
  said earlier, just be a human breathing, living.
• 1:25:17
  It'd be cool to have a zombie on, if that's possible.
• 1:25:19
  I don't know how we'd communicate with a zombie.
• 1:25:21
  I don't think a zombie would be a very good podcast, other than
• 1:25:24
  the fact that we could say we had a zombie.
• 1:25:26
  I don't think we're going to get a lot of interaction.
• 1:25:28
  Yeah, yeah. You know, I don't know either.
• 1:25:31
  We could do a short with a zombie.
• 1:25:33
  We could do a short with a zombie, absolutely.
• 1:25:35
  Does Dave from Ireland know any zombies?
• 1:25:37
  I don't know, maybe if vampires, if you're a vampire or a
• 1:25:40
  werewolf, that would be cool. Come on.
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  Sweet. You know, Yeah.
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  Just anybody. Everybody wants to come on the
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  show. Just let us know.
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  We'll talk to you and you know. It's not hard to figure out why.
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  We're in a band together. We're into the same shit.
• 1:25:50
  Zombies. Werewolf serial killers.
• 1:25:53
  And all the things that make you warm and fuzzy at.
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  Country line dancing exactly. Just to prove we're enigmas.
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  Exactly YouTube Channel 2 don't forget to subscribe, especially
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  those watching because you'll, you'll get all the alerts when
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  attend next time if you're having a bad day, don't not let
• 1:26:12
  the bad day win. Somebody Loves You, somebody
• 1:26:14
  will miss you. Don't leave that hole in
• 1:26:17
  somebody's heart and soul. Reach out, talk to somebody,
• 1:26:19
  seek some help, and tomorrow is always a better day.
• 1:26:22
  Amen, brother. Amen, brother.
• 1:26:24
  Love my friend, you have a wonderful rest of your evening
• 1:26:26
  and go have some leftover pork chop and applesauce.
• 1:26:29
  I'm looking forward to it. Love you my friend.
• 1:26:31
  But no applesauce. Love you too, brother.
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  This is the place where you will go.
• 1:27:01
  Feel the trail behind your eyes, Feel the soap and meet yourself.
• 1:27:08
  Take your moment. Look until you see him.
• 1:27:11
  Fight the battle. That's you, boss Wheel.
• 1:27:15
  Fight the battle. But you boss Wheel.
• 1:27:19
  Who is this baby? Come down here, we haven't found
• 1:28:45
  salad and sand from fighting. We're going to see we're closure
• 1:28:53
  out here for the wind. You ain't no creature.
• 1:28:58
  We're playing. Smile and you should you press
• 1:29:02
  on the Almighty. You gotta treat you who in your
• 1:29:07
  life to keep our soul in every man.
• 1:29:13
  Take the tail behind your eyes. Feel the soul everyone shed now.
• 1:29:20
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:30
  Take a moment. You can see your fear quite the
• 1:29:35
  fail in two more clear. You gotta, you gotta.
• 1:30:05
  You gotta, you gotta, you gotta.