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36: Martin vs Fresh Prince | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to I saw us on the internet. The last
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  Speaker 1: episode you saw with this group. We had a very
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  Speaker 1: interesting debate about S and L versus UH.
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  Speaker 2: And Living Color. Mal would like to debate some more.
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  Speaker 1: We was talking about Jamie Fox versus Edite Grey, who's
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  Speaker 1: more talented and all this and that. So Mel said,
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about Martin Lawrence and Will Smith.
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  Speaker 3: They're not gonna win, but I will say, had Martin
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  Speaker 3: kept on his trajectory from the nineties. I have a
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  Speaker 3: theory that when he had that little psychotic break, he
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  Speaker 3: was lobotomized and he has not been the same.
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  Speaker 4: Since Illuminati, and I think he broke.
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  Speaker 2: I think he then remember he had a stroke, Yeah
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  Speaker 2: he did.
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  Speaker 5: He did changes, Yeah, yead he stroke because.
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  Speaker 2: He had that body back.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about first we needed debate, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: we needed to debate Martin Show versus The Fresh Prince.
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  Speaker 2: So that's not really what.
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  Speaker 6: To start with.
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  Speaker 1: And I think usually on this debate people fall into
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  Speaker 1: the I made it made me laugh more if they
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  Speaker 1: choose Martin, and it's a better show and it has
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  Speaker 1: more replay value for The Fresh Prince. So which says
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  Speaker 1: you will start with you email since you sorry, which
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  Speaker 1: side of the fence are you on for the show?
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  Speaker 2: And for whatever reasons you decide Fresh Prince?
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  Speaker 3: Really, after all that, after all that, I am a
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  Speaker 3: Fresh Prince person. As far as product I did, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't forget I would bring up Martin Lawrence, not Martin.
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  Speaker 6: I was bringing up not Martin Pa.
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  Speaker 3: So for a Fresh Prince, I think all around it
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  Speaker 3: was a like you said, a better show, it had
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  Speaker 3: more range. Martin show was just we laughing, we niggas,
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  Speaker 3: We got some colorless jokes, were talking about we're talking.
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  Speaker 6: About brother Man. It's funny. We're having a great time.
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  Speaker 6: Fresh Prince.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny. I was watching Fresh Prince the other day.
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  Speaker 3: That ship is still it holds.
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  Speaker 2: Up well, and it holds up.
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  Speaker 5: For different reasons.
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  Speaker 1: The funny parts of Martin is funny, still funny. The
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  Speaker 1: episode reasoning, it's still like Fresh Prince.
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  Speaker 3: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you're getting were learning about drugs
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  Speaker 3: where we got shot.
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  Speaker 1: They got three episodes of that stuff, maybe five, and
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  Speaker 1: people point them same episodes out because Martin has zero.
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  Speaker 6: Zero against zero. They're doing great.
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  Speaker 1: But it's funny because Martin was on Fox and Fresh
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  Speaker 1: Prince was on NBC. It was, and Fox was like,
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  Speaker 1: we're edgy, We're letting the Blacks do what they want
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  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 2: That was their thing.
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  Speaker 6: A Fresh Princes like a.
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  Speaker 3: Strong black Republican family, republic family. And then it was like,
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  Speaker 3: I mean they both had great guest stars, everybody was
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  Speaker 3: on both shows, but it's Fresh Prince was just I
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  Speaker 3: personally am more leaning even though I was born during Martin,
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  Speaker 3: it was some by Fresh Prince.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like, even to this day, it's just like a.
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  Speaker 2: Okay show, Jason.
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  Speaker 7: I agree with everything you said as far as like
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  Speaker 7: better show, but I'll take Martin Martin just like Dragonfly
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  Speaker 7: Jones and the characters.
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  Speaker 3: And they were so different now honestly shouldn't be compared,
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  Speaker 3: but we're gonna do it anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Can flop Joe When when when he fought Kenji in
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  Speaker 1: the living room of Gina's apart and the cash was
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  Speaker 1: over there, dude and.
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  Speaker 5: He was.
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  Speaker 2: And they were just laughing and they just left in it.
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  Speaker 7: And I don't think Martin gets enough credit for his
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  Speaker 7: stand up like Dude.
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  Speaker 2: His def comedy jam hosting Dude is specials to.
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  Speaker 5: Man in his prime.
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  Speaker 8: I sat there, I remember asking my brother, I was like, yo,
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  Speaker 8: how is this, dude, this funny? Between Def Comedy Jam
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  Speaker 8: and Shoe Martin. I was just sitting there like, how
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  Speaker 8: is he this funny? Like I just got frustrated. I
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  Speaker 8: was like, I've never seen nothing like this at that time.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny about that? That's a good point
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  Speaker 1: you bring up, Deff. Comedy Jam has the best of
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  Speaker 1: our generation of comedians at their best. Right, Comedy was good,
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  Speaker 1: but def Comedy Jam has Oh yeah, and Martin was
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  Speaker 1: hosting for all all of them.
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  Speaker 2: When they went to a certain.
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  Speaker 1: But what I'm this what I'm saying, he didn't host
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  Speaker 1: all the Death County Jams, but when all the big
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  Speaker 1: hitters he was there. Comedy Jam went on for a
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  Speaker 1: long time, but that Bernie wasn't. They went on then
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  Speaker 1: and Steve, when you had the people at their best,
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  Speaker 1: Martin had come right back out there and to hold
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  Speaker 1: him own dog and he was.
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  Speaker 2: He came out.
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  Speaker 5: Draw he was the best ever ever ever, Like.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine trying to host and then Bernie Max.
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  Speaker 5: Chris Tucker when he lit the stage on time up and.
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  Speaker 2: Because those were career those that at the time careers
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  Speaker 2: that Chris Cooker.
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  Speaker 3: Like Chris Tucker and Dell Chris everybody was from Death.
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  Speaker 1: Comedy Chris Tucker's stand up set. They really took that
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  Speaker 1: and put those words in the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Same time. Man, they was keeping the canes. He was like,
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  Speaker 2: you were from there to twenty million.
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  Speaker 6: In fact, Chris Tuckers from the Cata Georgia. We went
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  Speaker 6: to the same high.
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  Speaker 2: School twenty thirty years later.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, twenty Suckers on the wall of ninety one.
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  Speaker 2: And you were born in ninety three, wasn't it before?
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  Speaker 6: I can't bringing that up, man, I'm gonna I'm grown up.
• 5:14
  Speaker 5: Brought it up.
• 5:15
  Speaker 6: I'm a grown up.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: I think that's a good point because when we talk
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: about Martin in my debates, he's not his death comedy
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  Speaker 1: jams not brought up that much.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's general and he's like, was what
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  Speaker 2: was his first one?
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  Speaker 5: His HBO special? Is my favorite Martin stand up?
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  Speaker 2: Is that the one cragging them had been, you know,
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  Speaker 2: cragging them?
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  Speaker 3: Is that the one we said that joke we had
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  Speaker 3: another pants and that's the brown.
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  Speaker 8: Where he was the fly to fly joke, the kind
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  Speaker 8: of learning together now tail that was the tan out
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  Speaker 8: that was.
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  Speaker 5: You're so crazy? Before that, but before that, hang it
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  Speaker 5: up before that, the.
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  Speaker 8: HBO special theme of that to pull it up on
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  Speaker 8: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 7: He had with the Lady on Her period and he's like,
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  Speaker 7: you're looking at your deck like a murder.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is, Will's gonna beat almost everybody when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to movies actress period except maybe Tom Cruise.
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  Speaker 1: But Martin had some movies that were hilarious. They might
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  Speaker 1: not have box office smashes, but Martin was. He had
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: Big Mama's House, the first Big Mama's House.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: He was kind of, you know, a movie I didn't
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  Speaker 3: see until he had what I could.
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  Speaker 2: Find it.
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  Speaker 5: First. Yeah, so you got House Party one and.
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  Speaker 2: To chill you bump at the table, that's Martin.
• 6:46
  Speaker 5: You got the right streak. That was Martino. He killed Boomerang.
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  Speaker 8: He did absolutely thin line between love and hate Bad
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  Speaker 8: Boys one and two and three.
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  Speaker 5: To take that though, uh you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: The funeral wild.
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  Speaker 8: Hogs got in like Black Knight. I presume Big Mama's
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  Speaker 8: House one, two and three National Security.
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  Speaker 6: He was in three.
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  Speaker 5: Black Knight.
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  Speaker 6: That was the Son the Steps.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love Black Knight. I loved it. I
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  Speaker 2: just like Martin.
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  Speaker 4: So it's easy dude.
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  Speaker 7: That's scene in Blue Streak with Tim Robbins when he goes,
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  Speaker 7: hey man, you gotta fucking spider on your head and
• 7:25
  Speaker 7: Tim Robbins is like, hey man, I don't know all
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  Speaker 7: these urban terms.
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  Speaker 4: What is what is spider?
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  Speaker 2: He goes, you got a motherfucking spider?
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  Speaker 4: I fucking killed me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so, but.
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  Speaker 1: Will's gonna win the movie debate. Yeah, in any he wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: Will wasn't making comedy movies though he was making sci fi.
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  Speaker 2: He started off.
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  Speaker 3: His first movie was that one movie You Played the
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  Speaker 3: Game Man, But.
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  Speaker 2: Then he was Separation.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was in Where Did They Take?
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  Speaker 6: He was in Made in America with a long and
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  Speaker 6: Will we Go? You know what that is? It was
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  Speaker 6: good watch the movies.
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  Speaker 1: My first Will Smith movie was Independence Day. He punched
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: the alien in the face and somehow that I heard
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  Speaker 1: the aliens guard even though that they said that was
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: a protective man, as.
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  Speaker 6: A child said, that's a fucking man right now?
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  Speaker 2: How you said that in your life?
• 8:14
  Speaker 6: I know a man? I seen one.
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  Speaker 1: Also, Vivica Fox was so dark on fine and Independence Day.
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  Speaker 2: God, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 2: One of my favorite Will Smith movies is Enemy of
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  Speaker 2: the state.
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  Speaker 1: That was good Jesus and Regina Regina King was.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't gona talk about early Martin movies. I found this
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: in the Pandemic talking Dirty after Dark. I had never
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  Speaker 3: seen that before.
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  Speaker 5: The movie disappointing.
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  Speaker 6: It's definitely trash.
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  Speaker 3: But I was like, this is news fire because everybody
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  Speaker 3: was Yeah, everybody was in.
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  Speaker 5: I got to see that movie.
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  Speaker 6: I was a comedy club. He's like an upper coming comedian.
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  Speaker 5: In l A never appointment to this moment.
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  Speaker 1: You said fresh friend, you said Martin, Yeah, you said,
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  Speaker 1: what man?
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  Speaker 8: So it's tough pound for pounds. Martin is is smacking
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  Speaker 8: fresh prince in terms of just straight laughs.
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  Speaker 2: Have no raccoon puppy or the dog, the dog fa dog.
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  Speaker 8: But I couldn't deny it, because yeah, I couldn't deny.
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  Speaker 8: I was laughing. I was like, Yo, man, Dragonfly Jones
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  Speaker 8: doing all this extra ship.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, Nile man, get off of me, you
• 9:33
  Speaker 5: get hurt.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: All the characters that the way Jerome look man, jerome.
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  Speaker 5: O, this.
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  Speaker 2: Roscoe white boy.
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  Speaker 5: Bob, Bob from a county man. What was hav Man?
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: All right, Martin been a church pew and spit it out.
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  Speaker 8: But here's the thing about me and silly. Here you
• 9:59
  Speaker 8: go got too silly. Here we get too silly later
• 10:04
  Speaker 8: on in the seasons where it's just like, all y'all
• 10:06
  Speaker 8: really don't.
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: See the party all the time.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: They didn't have gena, they didn't have genus wrong.
• 10:12
  Speaker 8: Party all the time is a silly track. But it
• 10:16
  Speaker 8: was a hit, That's all I'm saying. Andie Murphy made
• 10:19
  Speaker 8: a musical hit song as a stand up comedian.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Y'all brought it back to me, don't bring it up.
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  Speaker 5: All I'm saying is he has a hit on Billboard,
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: just like Jamie. Okay, but.
• 10:39
  Speaker 8: The fresh Prince of bel Air. The writing was leafs
• 10:42
  Speaker 8: and bounds better. That's not close the character development of
• 10:48
  Speaker 8: in the dynamic of Carlton and Will, it's just.
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  Speaker 1: Like, we have the funniest person on earth. Let him
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  Speaker 1: do funny things.
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  Speaker 2: We were last, that's all. They didn't try, didn't do nothing.
• 11:00
  Speaker 5: We got a good ensemble. Phil was dope and Vil
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  Speaker 5: was fired.
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  Speaker 8: Carlton was a great all set to Will, it was
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  Speaker 8: just like that dynamic.
• 11:10
  Speaker 5: He is just being dumb. We see Ashley grow up.
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  Speaker 5: It was just like in the Shenanigans.
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  Speaker 8: They would get into the women on the Fresh Prince
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  Speaker 8: were just he had all the fun.
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  Speaker 2: They were.
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  Speaker 5: Fun.
• 11:23
  Speaker 6: If you wasn't on that Japan.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Banks she was. I guess that Neil Long was on there,
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: season five, episode seventeen.
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  Speaker 5: The original was fired.
• 11:40
  Speaker 6: I am five thousand. She went on that show.
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know. She might have just been watching AU.
• 11:46
  Speaker 6: She didn't get I think she audition.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: She didn't.
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  Speaker 5: She was on a different world.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Was that the time?
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking that Will filmography he got some ship on him.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not even going on he am even looking. So
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: he gonna bet him on that either on what on
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  Speaker 1: top three Martin Movies. There's nothing in the movie.
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  Speaker 5: Martin Movies has Will what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: So once you get out of the TV show, the
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: House Party is top three for Will Martin.
• 12:16
  Speaker 5: Oh for Martin. House Party is one of my favorite comedies.
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  Speaker 5: All right, So I'm gonna go with Fresh Prince overall
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  Speaker 5: because Martin ran out of steam.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: When him and Tisha Campbell weren't getting together that whole season.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: It was just far flat because they spend so much
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: trying to trying to make make it make sense why
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Tcha Campbell's not in there?
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: That you really can't make that show makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: That's like crossing not being in the fresh Prince like
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  Speaker 1: dog you need him.
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  Speaker 5: But pound for pound funny Martin is smacking of most
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: TV shows in existence.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I choose Martin because I just be wanting
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  Speaker 1: to laugh. I don't care. I want Martin to say,
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: not my Mama's biscuits. I want him You've got the world,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: you gotta love myras feed or whatever they said is gonna.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: Work, I'm gonna work.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: I like, I like to just be like, this is
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Martin having the dog. I heard that's because they wanted
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: a dog and they couldn't get it through.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: The fake dog and then seeing them losing it.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: And then not editing it out got the draw when
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: Martin got the dog, got the dog.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: And when Martin lost that and he was the day
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: to get you over said dog.
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  Speaker 1: They just turned the cameras on and was like, let
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  Speaker 1: him pretty.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: From the fifth floor.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Tracy Tracy Morgan Hustleman had a kazoo, take you to
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: a saxophone, blew the kazoo, but play the saxophone.
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  Speaker 5: It's still my favorite.
• 13:52
  Speaker 8: Tracy Morgan hip, I got this chick the chickens cheese chickens.
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  Speaker 2: Hue and fun, chilly and dumb and fun.
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  Speaker 5: But it was it was.
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  Speaker 1: I would not argue that The Fresh Print is a
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: better show. But if you asked me, keV, you're going
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: you got three hours and you're gonna get to watch
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  Speaker 1: your favorite episodes of both.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, turn on line.
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  Speaker 2: I am I'm the man. I'm not gonna watch the
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: last season.
• 14:20
  Speaker 8: Oh when it changed into the little Car Car, you
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: come out and it was creepy man.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Probably the the time I almost peede laughing hardest in
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: my life when Martin Fought told.
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  Speaker 2: Me to say that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when he came out of that room and his
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: head was this. He was sitting on that coming out
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  Speaker 1: hair he was I almost had asthma attacked the first
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I was gonna die bro in real time because we
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: were alive. He came out man with no we didn't
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: know what was happening. The way he sat down, his
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  Speaker 5: Job, And we used to.
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: Go to school quote and Martin, like Friday, we would,
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: don't you know, no, we all singing.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: We would.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I remember playing outside. We would stop like bikes on
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: the ground, the basketball dribbles, and everybody would run home
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: in enough time to see Martin. Right, that didn't happen
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: for Frustrats, not that it wasn't as good as show.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: But if you came the next day to outside and
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: you didn't see the episode one is wrong with don't
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: even go to school, then you might as well be sick.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: When Gina had the headboards, he is stuck in the
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: when Gina went to the dentist, and.
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: He wanted her to come to the reunion so he
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: can stand. I'm changing my answers. Wow, it's just like no,
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: I'm going back to the Fresh princeated funny.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: It's funnier. I think that's fair. I don't think any
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: of us disagree.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: The Fresh Prince and the Fresh Princes don't have a
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: bad season. Like they transitioned well into will going.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: They wrapped it. I like, when the season can serious,
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: can just end.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: The only walk knock on the Fresh Prince probably is
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: when they switched to the light Skin Aren't Viv. Viv's
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: character never had nothing. She had, she had her own job.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: She had the dance episode. She had one of my
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: favorite Fresh Prince episodes. She kept breaking everybody's hand she
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: was giving birth to Nikki and the episode, Yeah, I
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: don't know if it was the last one. I'm just
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: saying that that was one of but she had her
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: own like stuff.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Was just like you just be over here and be smiling.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a nice lady.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: But she's nice and I'm not glad about it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: She did, but they didn't. They didn't write for her.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: She can't say lines that are not not there. Uh,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: they and I don't know. I think they probably just
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: wanted to stay away from that.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Niky looked like dark skin unvibed. Who was this job mammy?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Because that's who gave birth to him? Because it was
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: dark skinned Viv when she gave birth.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: When he was out, it was like he was aware
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: of itself because it was like the scene so like
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: unbib and sees the four season five, little Nikki came
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: and then Jazz came in, who's playing the mom this year.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: It was funny and then it just like a.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Fully five year old grown Nikki walking and they addressed it,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, we love that.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Let's continue sitcom.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we said Martin Fresh, Prince Martin Fresh.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Prince Fresh, Martin.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Martin.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I think they're just different shows.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I think your favorite Seinfeld is not favorite
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: all the time.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: You know what my buddy told me, Like I never
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: watched Seinfeld. I've watched it now afterwards, but I didn't
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: watch it like real time. My buddy told me something
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: about Seinfeld, and it's so true. It's the perfect background noise,
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: like if you're doing something, put on just put on Seinfeld,
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: let him play, and it's it's great. And now I
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: like Seinfeld a lot.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: They watched them.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, George, it's so funny.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: From top to bottom. That's hilarious.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I only know because I know interludes, and that's how
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I know that's all is kinmad.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: So what were you saying? Top five Will Will Smith movies?
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Top five or even top three?
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I think top three is a little easier because top
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I mean it's one person's movies.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: He has he has a lot, though, top three, we
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: gotta do three.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Any of the State is my favorite Will Smith movie.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that might be.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I could do five.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Will Any of the States my favorite. He was really great,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: and it has Tom Sizemore, who I love. He's never
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: been in a bad movie.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: He was great.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: R P to the Goat, Gene Hacklen was great. You're there,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: incredibly smarter, incredibly stupid. Also, that movie starts off and
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: they don't stop from the cheating to the to the
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: c D. Jack Black is in there, standard training, seth Green,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: John Voyd, Barry Pepper, Barry Pepper, Star Study Castle.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I love Any of the State.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Allie got all got.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Wetight guys as people make it out, and I like
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the white dude in there. I can't think Kevin Klink
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: was great. That movie didn't make as much. That's why
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: people got such.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: A hard meal. But the budget was yeah, uh shoot.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: He did that and turned down the matrix.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I know he regrets that he turned down, but.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I did why he did it. I would have done
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: the same. Yeah, I would have done the same thing,
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: So in me, the State Men in Black was great,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: flawless movie. I really like I am legend a lot.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I think there's very few actors period who can.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Legends. Definitely he was when he when that dog died, I.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Felt I was like, talk about the sequel and they're
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: gonna go with the altimate was much.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Better to me, makes way more sense.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: King Richard's good.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: He was great King Richard.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: He deserves and will Smith does accents though, I.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Just always it always takes me out of Yeah, when
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: he was doing King Richard's accent, it was her rich
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Williams accent. Yeah, I hated that doctor.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Richard, I'm trying to talk write with you Williams.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: In the southern situation going on like that.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Uh, Hitch, I love hitch Handcock.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Half the Handcock is excellent.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Half they went away from their own rules and I
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: hate when movies do that. You're supposed to be dying.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: That could have been the best ship ever.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually I really like Hitch. I don't hit your
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: man and uh, where the.
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: Bad Boys are not to give you one? Okay, yeah,
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: bad Boys the first.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Bad Boys mineus too, specifically.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Two is the Devil's not welcome here. I like Bad
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Boys Too, was a good time.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: I like that one of the very black dams and Distress.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: I have a whole thing about that.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: One of the reasons I started doing my series because
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: there's no black woman in these movies or damsels in
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: the stress and movies. I think only two black dams Distress,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I can I can think of It's Bad Boys Too
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: and Blade, And I can't think of the other movies.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: That I've personal.
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: Miami, alright, see that they had to go get Naomi
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: Hair and South of the Trailer.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Sure, and they won't go back to you with the
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: top five Wheels.
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: Uh top five will Bad Boys? Maybe one even know
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: that maybe.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Martin was the bigger star in one, wasn't he at
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the time?
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: It was? Yeah? Uh in me of the state shoot
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: uh men in black.
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be the same pretty much the same goddamn
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: lists different Uh I am legend.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: I am legend. And then rounding it out.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Pursue the happiness I forgot about that seven pounds actually
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: probably like pursuit of happiness more than Hitch.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Happiness is really good.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I love that he made me so sad when that
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Little Boys in the Bathroom.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen emancipation. By the way, we have another accent.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I put bad boys too, Bad boys too, and one
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: he was good in maturmation though.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't seen.
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay, bad boys too. I robot.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: I like that I had Simmons in it, Simmons.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: Men in black. I want to say, would.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: You say you say bad boys too? I rolle by
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: men in black?
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: Independence Day?
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I can't beside the side between shark Tail
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: and Hitch.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Shark Tal does not hold up. I just watched when
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Shark came out. I put the day.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I put that on for my preschool kids when I
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: worked in the daycare. You would have been a child
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: I've never watched.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I just rewatched it for research.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Research.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Whoa more than I like Madagascar?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I did not like Madagascar. Wasn't that Chris Rocking there?
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: And Ben Steller and Ben what's the one white man
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: name I'm looking right in his face? Not Zach braf
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Ray Romano was Ice, which is also.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Good it's Ben Steller, Jada, Chris and the White Man from.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Friends, Tom Mcgrathtar David Swimmer, David David Swimmer.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: He was really funny in that. Dang, I forgot about that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, what's yours?
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I am Legends number one for me?
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Uh? Uh?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Put Independence Day in there? What was the one?
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: It was based on the true story with his son where.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I like that. I gotta rewatch Jenemy of the State.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: It's been so long I remember seeing it, but I can't.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: It holds up really well, except the technology looks because
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it's like Bad Boys.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Put the first Yeah, I'll put the first one? What
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: is that for? And then I'll do? Uh?
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: I did? I did?
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: What's you mc?
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Call it? The one?
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: King Richard?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: It was great. I don't know.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: I like movies based on true stories, like and then
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: you try and afterwards be like, okay, how accurate is this?
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Look it up?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Order Top five Martin movies in reverse order.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: First you put this pressure on me. Yeah, I don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: have the Tony mind.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: You should go with somebody else first ahead.
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: Uh. Top five Martin movies House Party, Bad Boys one,
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Bad Boys two, Boomerang, and.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Man, let me see if you have I guess the
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: thin line between love and hate. All right, I'll go on.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Was looking life, Oh life.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: Life, bad line of life. I cannot believe I forgot life.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is great. Life is my favorite
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Martin movie.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, he really held his own against or with Eddie.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: For sure, he was great.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: He already outshined Eddie, and so I knew he was capable.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, house party, Oh my god, but that don't really
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: do the right thing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: That don't really count why he's in it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Not a Martin movie?
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Okay? Fine? Uh th line then, I.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Like nothing to lose a lot.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Nothing to lose is good tim uh Tim Robbins, Tim Robbins,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: And I liked the original Big Mama's House. He was
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: funny to me, and I like silly and bad boys.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: That's nothing to okay, I'll take off their line and
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: put bad boys, bad boys, Big mama House and put
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: that boys to.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Boomerang bad boy, I mean Big Mama's House.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Black Knight, definitely, y'all don't like. I watched Black Knight
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: on my own time as a kid. All right, my
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: personal the top. But it's like that's not Martin Movie,
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: House Party. He's just in it. He's in it. Wouldn't no, no,
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: he's in it major Martin Movie's Martin Movies.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: But he's in Boomerang this similar amount. If you got
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: he ain't there as much as he is in Boomerang.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: He's still a show for show, and with both of those,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: he was in there.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Like I'll say, that's not one of my favorite my performances.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, you can say that. You can say what I mean.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: It was funny.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: I remember liking it, but I don't remember it like that.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Why you don't like Big Mama's House.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: It was cool.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: It was cool.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: For the top five just.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Because he had the wig.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Or I'll look at like you got Big Mama's House
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: in the top five when you got Life, House Party,
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: Bad Boys one and two, Boomerang out here.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Damn. I didn't say life.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Maybe life I don't give to you.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. So I was like Big
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Mama sound yeah, alright.
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: Uh, not in any type of order, but we'll definitely
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: do Boomerang. A thin line between love and hate. Uh,
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: Bad Boys, Uh, I might put.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Both join.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: Death of the Funeral. Life interesting oh yeah, life, you
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: left that out, all right, there you go.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: All right, that's enough hot take, and then we're closing.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: My hot take is Bernie Mac would not be seen
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: in such a legend had Robin Harris not died prematurely.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Those are always hard to do for me because you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: the you don't know what Robin Harris would have done.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: That's like Kevin Hart. They say that about they say
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: that about Kevin Hart. He's thinking thinking.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: They say, Kevin Hart wouldn't be Kevin Hart. If kat
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Williams Uh didn't fundl the bath she said fight middle schoolers.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: He really did and white people, he would have never
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: had that success.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: But that's another conversation.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. Rob trying to get a bad Bernie.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: And I'm not saying Bernie's not funny at all.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like Bernie Mack and Robin Harris were
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: in the exact same lane. No, because they were both
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: working at the same time.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: They were. That's what I'm saying. It's kind of like,
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: who's somebody that died.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I don't Bernie.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's nothing Bernie Mac had in his
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: career that heould't have had it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: They were say, Robin Harris is known for roasting people.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: That's his I'm saying, like that real uncle of comedy
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: of that generation.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: I feel like that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I mean show, was it Bernie Matt show that he Yeah,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: but he got that off of off the Kings of Comedy.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: He still would have been on Kings of Comedy, I believe,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: and he STI would have got that show. He still
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: had that deaf comedy jam like those are Bernie three
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: of his tenants Kings of Comedy. I'm sorry, Deaf Comedy Jam,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Kings of Comedy, Bernie Max Show.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think Robin Harris being alive would.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Have changed would have had actual competition with because he
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: watched everybody on Kings of Comedy.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: You don't think he could compete with?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't think. I don't think Robin
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Harris would have changed anything about Bernie Max's career. I
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: think they were in different lanes comedically, and maybe.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Because I wasn't alive during either, well not I wasn't
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: not alive during but like I wasn't alive.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: To see Robin Harris passing what ninety three or ninety four,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: because he passed before Baby's kids.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, I didn't.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't learn that party was nineteen love he got
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: March eighteenth, nineteen ninety.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Now I'm getting tomatoes, y'all. Mad geez. He just wanted
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: them back at the tip Gate.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: I just tho, I don't even put them together.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: No really, I think because Bernie Max's stand up was
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: so unique to him, they gonna give that show Bernie.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I'm saying he wanted to got Bernie Mackshaw. Yeah, but
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: I mean that's what that was like ten years after
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: he I can't.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Even imagine Bernie mac roasting people.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Nah, they were different, but I feel like the old
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: genius because he was even Actually he really not that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Much older than Steve.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Robin Harris looked old, but he wasn't that old.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Neither was Bernie a four year difference. Bernie mack was
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: four years younger than Robin Harris age. Yeah, roughly.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: I just feel like I love Robin Hairs.
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: Robin Harris looked like an old man, but he wasn't.
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: And then Bernie aged me old man.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: He didn't give me old man energy though.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: It is very you know what, that's fair. I was
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: thinking that too.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: It's got a lead people like oh Beyond, it wouldn't Beyonce,
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: but Lea didn't die like they were.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: Was already out.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: And also Bernie Bernie get into the Ocean's eleven universe
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: in a way. I don't know that Robin Harris would
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: have Bernie mac. He didn't have a lot of space
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: in that movie. But he was Remember he was shaking
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the man's hand.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Come on, I'm not saying they.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: Were the same at all.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, like that comedy, oh genius of it all?
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Do you think he would have been in Kings of Comedy?
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: Not saying he.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Would have replace Bernie Bernie. If Robin was in there,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: he would have bumped somebody, but he would have Bernie.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I feel like Robin would have
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: been one of the Kings of Comedy for sure.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: But Bernie wouldn't have been out. Bernie still would have
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: had his set. Bernie had the best set, uh to
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: me on there.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, that's why he was left.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Actually Cedric said he was closing on those shows they
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: the movie the Bernie, but Cric set was amazing.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: But but Bernie set was so personal that it was
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: just like.
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: The energy on his set was just different than what
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: we were seeing on the rest of the show. It
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: was just like a different like on it. And so
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: the thing is with Bernie Mack is that you know,
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't know what you mean by
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: og Do you mean age or do you mean he
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: just said like.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: A because Okay, I watched them again.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: This is why I felt this way because I was
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: watching the documentary on TV when I was watching his
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: own son, and he ran that room out here what
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: was it called.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Comedy act Theater.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: So it just seemed like he was just such a
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: big pillar in comedy.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: The thing is black comedy is a small that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Was black l a comedy which is dope, but it's
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: a small subset of a small subset of I didn't
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: even know that, and I'm a comedian. I also didn't
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: know about tripping on two days. I mean, what was
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: god tories?
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Uh, Tuesday fast Tuesdays.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that impact until the documentary, right, because
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: that was if you lived in La you knew about that.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: The world didn't know about Robin Harris like that, I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: mean his room in La nor fat Tuesdays like that.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: The comedy world knew about it. But the overall world
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: everybody knew about Kings of Comedy because that was a
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: movie in theaters. You know what I'm saying.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I think of the timeline too. I was thinking as
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: as his his old genius.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: That's what I was like. Dang, yeah, he was like
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: that dude.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: It really was.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: The old.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Room was running that room.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: So so many people came through that room to make it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: And I think he predated he died before death Comedy jam.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying he.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: Could have been really big.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: He got the death track, workerd from Comedy Theater had continued.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: The house party do the right thing.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Was his trajectory.
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: Was he was way house House Party was going to
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: make him a star absolutely once that movie hit. He
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: died in nineteen ninety. Movie came out in nineteen ninety.
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: Was like an old boy from Dirty Shamee. And then
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: so they had to scrap baby.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: We'll never know what it would have been.
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: But from the outside looking in, because I'm in Chicago
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: during all this, and so Chicago, so you see Robin Harris.
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: I didn't see Bernie yet at all. Robin Harris. I
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: see him on Robert Townsend's Partners in Crime. And then
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: I see him show up in MO Better Blues do
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: the right thing. So I'm like, yo, who was this guy?
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: He's funny because they had him doing jokes on MO
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: Better Blues like so he was doing the set that
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: we were seeing and other So I was just seeing
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: this dude from that, like, not knowing about the comedy
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: act theater in LA I was just like this dude
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: right here, and then it was like house party was like, Yo,
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: this dude hilarious.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: So it died. So then after not saying that perfect
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: my chance.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I didn't say Bernie did that, but I'm saying never knowing,
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: then Bernie started coming.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: When was coming Gym, I.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: Was like Bernie.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: Ninety two and then he didn't blow up until things
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: account He was two thousands, no.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: But he was in. He was a Friday. He was in.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: He was he was just doing the little small.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: Job everybody blew up. But he had to be big
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: before then to get on the.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Comedy he was.
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: He was only in the in the he was only
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: in the Nish black stuff. So he was in Don't
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: Be a Minute Players and Uh Players Club.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: He was in House three. He was a House Party three.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: He was Robin mam, got that I knew, I.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Knew your name. He used to call you job people
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: like it.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: What is that that first one?
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: It's a it?
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Oh it's a yeah. I think Ward Harry Potter.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: I can't I can't see what it is from here.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: It looked different on computer.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it would have been interesting to see what movies
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Robin Harris was in that Hollywood was picking the one
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: black out of time thing. So maybe that's what you mean, like,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: if he's going, is is he getting the roles Bernie
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: mack with a Bernie mac gott.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think of, Like, so, what was
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Bernie's thing? Because like Steve and Cedric already had the
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Steve Harvey show, King's Comedy came out?
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: What was d O was hosting comedic view? What was
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: Barnie Bernie?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: So this is Bernie the original Kings of comedy. Boy
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: got him, don't listen, this is his thing? It was
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it was bit rolls and movies starting ninety two, More Money.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't remember him. Who's the Man? House Party?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Three, Above the Rim, The Walking Dad Friday, Don't be
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: a Minace, Get on the Bus, Reasons, Booty Call Baps,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: How to Be a player was his he was prominent.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: That's ninety seven players.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: Trying to be a player. He was the man's the ladies.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, husband, I'm sorry, Players Club, You're right.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Ninety eight he was dollar Bill ninety nine was Life,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Kings of Comedy two thousand, Ocean's eleven, two thousand and one,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: and then.
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: His comedy is when everything to start.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: He's a comedy is when he craused show.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kings of Comedy was two thousand and Oceans eleventh,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: two thousand and one, Bernie Max Show two thousand one.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: So Kings of Comedy, you can say pilots because.
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: They talked about that within the Kings of Comedy.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Remember they have in that moment where they.
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: Just on the court, they talked about that Hollywood man,
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: you're missing out on this.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: It was like because everybody had a TV show, He's
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: on TV. He's on TV, and Bernie was the only
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: one that didn't have what did the show?
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: I'm not sure when the Hugles came on. I've never
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: seen the episode of the Hugelys.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: Boy from the Sun and as a murderer he got
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: all kind of face.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: I've read about that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: He was just ninety eight to two thousand and two
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: because they all had.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: TV and they were already on TV, the only one.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: And then I see why, I wonder what because Bernie
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: had that. That was at the time when the set
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: became your show. You had the set and they built
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the show off of your set, Roseanne tim Allen, Bernie
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: set about them kids, and I have my sister's kids.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Is the They were like, yes, this is great. Click click,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: So they ain't know, they ain't had no shoulter. They
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: saw it, and then when we got in the comedy,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: they stopped doing that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: And then after that you seem to be your album.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, after that he was guess who he was a
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: leading man after.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: That, mister three thousand transformers.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Oh he was getting transformed. But your head.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: He did. Soul Man is underrated.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: So it's hilarious. Man had a ponytail with no facial hair.
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: That movie is funny. What were you doing? Sam?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get out of here, man.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I got to go myself to track meet Random question generator,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: starting with mel Mitchell. If you had to walk away
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: from one technology in your life, what would it be.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: M hmmm.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: It's a hell of a question. What do I not
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: like doing. I don't know. I don't like driving.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: There ain't no technology.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: I mean, my car is a computer, when these new
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: cars is computer. I can't but why I gotta do it? Someone?
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: If someone else could drive it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: If you take out driving, that means you can't go nowhere.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well damn, never mind. I don't know. Do you'll
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: have an answer for that?
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm trying my job answer, so I
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: don't know. I haven't answered. I said you can have it,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: you just you got to walk.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Well, that's not fair.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I honestly don't know what technology I would do without
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: because it's my whole life. So past someone else going
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: then get a better idea.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: We'll see if this qualifies. I get rid of which
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I already have.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: Cable. You don't like it, comp.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: You did this on your own.
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: You also don't need cable anything, you know, That's what
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: I'm saying. Uh so you're saying something that we use.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Question.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I don't like that question that I'll get another question
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: because that's kind of tough. Do you say so your
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: iPhone iPad? You tell your iPad uses the same thing.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: You ain't losing nothing?
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, does it affect you.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: No how want of random questions said, what's your opinion
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: on tipping?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: We'll leave that one out. It's not I don't I
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: have forgot are.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Again the Sage crew is gonna they have a meeting
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: after this. We don't like this male bitch, so let's
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: just get it together and we're gonna put the shitty
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: moji for her.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: Please. I paid the girl. Megan is fine.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Here's a good one. Do you have a nightmare travel story?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: I have one.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, My nightmare travel story is me trying to get
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: to keep your distance. The devil knew what that what
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: doors that was gonna open for me? And they would
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: try to that devil. Now, first off, it was my fault.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I stopped the Chick fil A for breakfast and I
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: shouldn't have something. I thought I had time because I'm like,
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: I have pre check, ain't clear.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I'm fine, heartfelt Jackson there, But again, I.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: Fly all the time, even previous to uh is that right?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Is that?
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Prior to whatever? So I was like, I'll be fine,
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I just gotta pull up, I'll part whatever whatever. But
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Dick greg book my ticket? Who book my ticket? Didn't
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: put pre check on my ticket. So I get there,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I'm saentring to the pre check line. I had already
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: was pushed it with time well checking my bag. I
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: get to the line like boom, I'm pre checked, and
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: then he was like, no, you not, and I was like, fuck,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: you mean I'm not pre check. I paid for pre checks,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: not a new ticket, so just go back to the
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: ticket counter. But at this point my flight, I said twelve,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: it's like eleven.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: I'm like.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I was cutting it, That's what I'm saying, because I
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: stopped check for like for breakfast. I thought I had
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: time because I was like, I'll be fine. I was
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: not fine then, so I missed. I'm I was trying
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: to get my luggage. I tried to get the pre
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: check back on it. I was like, I don't have
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: this kind of time. So I'm like I had to
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: go through the peasant clear line, tuck my shoes off
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: the present regular clear, not pre check clear, just clear clear,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: and Atlanta that ain't.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: I'm flying out of Atlanta, so that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Clear don't even matter.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have pre check and digital ID. So it's
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: like it's clear that ain't ship you as well just
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: be in a regular line. So I'm like, I'm waiting
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: in line, which is I do not do with the airport,
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: have to take my shoes off. I'm trying to. I
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: had on burking stocks. I had this exact actually Jim
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: shirt Jim Sharks set the full set on and some
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: burking stocks. I was fighting for my life and I'm like,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: you know how when you rush it and you just panicking, logic,
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: don't really be logic. And so I was like, Okay,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I'm in b gates and the train ain't here, so
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I could probably run there faster than the train will
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: take me. That was incorrect, Hard says, I'm running in
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: my burking stocks. At this point, I'm asthmatic, so my
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: asthma gets triggered, which triggers my allergy. So now my
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: nose is running and my face is covered, it's not
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: under my mask.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: I'm run it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: I get to my gate, the doors closed, and it's
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: a black lady like.
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: That and didn't make it and didn't make it, And
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: I was like, man, if I gotta get to lost interest.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Like this is the biggest opportunity, but let me.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: She's like, man, you have to calm down. Crying literally
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: in the wild.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, if I just really sell it like
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: a true white woman, maybe shouldn't let me on this plane.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: She was like, ma'am, it's the planet now.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: You could die right here.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: I don't give a damn.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: She was like, you have to calm down one and
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: then two, I'll put you on the two PM flight.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, okay, you fine.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: So she put me on there, but I'm standing by.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: So I get to the gate distraught. I'm defeated, like
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: it was so much going on around me, Like again,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: my algies are triggered. Now I saw Brent Fiask come
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: off the plane. I couldn't even be excited. I love
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Brent Fias. I'm just like, man, fuck Brint because I
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: missed my flight. I don't even care right now.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: You was flying out the day before the day before.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: But like, I'm still panicking because like, if I don't
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: make it to LA for this life changing ten minutes
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: of comedy, my life is over.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: She said, all that the show tomorrow, right, But I.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Haven't got to the worst part.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Some sitting here, it's more so I'm like, mom, like
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: they put me in a two o'clock fight, but it's
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: stand by. What if I don't get on a fight.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: She was like, well, baby, you have to buy that
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: flight straight out. And because I was doing my little
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Instagram influencing videos, I have the money in my savings
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: and I live home so I don't have no bills.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: So I had the money six hundred dollars WHOA for
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: a one way flight to LA that same day. At
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: this point, I'm getting paid less than that to do
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: the damn shit.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: I'm in the hole now.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, you know what, you're down a hundred. Now,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: you're down down one hundred.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not even getting paid that much to do to
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: damn show. But it's like, I'm like, no, what fuck it.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: I'm getting to god damn La. So I just bought
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: the ticket straight out so I can have a seat.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: So I'm on the plane. It's raining in Atlanta.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: I'm just like, I just gotta get to LA. I
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: just gotta get to LA. It's raining.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: So we're taxing until the rain stops so we can
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: take off. We taxi so long for the rain to stop.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Now we don't have the legal amount of gas to
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: take off.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Why they didn't just park the plane if you can't
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: go nowhere just to pull in.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: And get gas. I ain't never seen the plane get
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: fucking gas. We have to go to the fucking plane
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: gas station.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, what this the layst flane?
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: You went to the HIV room when don't have got
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: damn BP complain ship. The flight is delayed three hours
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: till five. We don't leave to a five pm. And
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: then I'm on my cycle. Because it's even worse. I'm
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: on my cycle on top of everything else.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Sneezy got something to come out every orbit, so your
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: body right now, I'm like, I'm.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Like, this is the worst day of my life. I
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: finally made it to the hotel. You know, like they're
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: parting backs when they finally leave an audition in their
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: hairs off flapped and they just like what.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: That's how I made it to the hotel.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm gonna stomp a hole in this fucking
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: stage tomorrow. I don't give a damn. I'm literally always
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: on my like every moment of my life, my period
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: has been on.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: Period. It's just like my period is always on.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: It literally is always.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: I did stomp your stomp.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Your distance, Jesus distance, keep your distance on the next day,
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: I woke up and I tell your practice that said
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: from top to bottom.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: I came in here. I was like, i'mna beat my
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: fucking face.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Then I sucked my wig up because I sweated out
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: trying to run through the airport, so it didn't lay
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: how it was supposed to lighten and keep your distance video.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: I was very upset about it because like all my
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: hate n assholes on Twitter was like this be wigged.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, you, you don't know what the funk
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I've been through to get on the stage.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: Bitch.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I was so fucking mad because my head has had
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: a field day with my wigs and day. I was
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: so fucking mad. I was so mad, but I never
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: saw bad.
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I snugger when you said this is like baths
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: and I was like.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: It's just wild because Tony has seen so many.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Movies y'all been in that pool that it's a classic ship.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: With me, I'm gonna give you no five heartbeats.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: My worst travel story is nowhere near that. This just
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: really hurt me. One time flying in Boston, I fall
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: asleep before the plane takes off. Check my watch at
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: six am. Wake up nine thirty. Boy, were halfway home.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Look out the window. We are on the tar back
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: in Boston, and I hear the person say, hey, guys,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get off the plane now we've reached the
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: limit where we can't keep you on anymore, and we'll
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: let you back on. And that was the last time
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I fell asleep before a plane has taken off. The
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: only other thing bad travel wise when I found it
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: went to Egypt. The Egyptian government owned the airplanes, and
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: they the time you leave is just suggested.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: We'll get to it.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Flight is eleven. It'll be a lot of like international
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: like like it's like eleven. Then like eleven, the plane
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: wasn't even there, and they're not even saying nothing. They're
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: just like, man, well we'll be getting plane. You'll get
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: in there, all right, Where are you finna go? It
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: was an Amsterdam same thing. Were in Amsterdam trying to
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: get to the show and the plane is not there,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: and they're like, man, what so two thirty so what
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: we have scrambled to get in there and we get
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: to the gate, think we're gonna miss the plane.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: The plane ain't even there. But now it wasn't on
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: my period or nothing. Man crying, how do you body
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: lose that much fluid man.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: Out.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: You should have ears blood.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: You went over sees the perform for the troops recently August. Yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: in August, Bahaain, Abu Dhabi and uh oh yeah, Qatar.
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: We basically we left Baha Rerain flew to Frankfurt, Germany.
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: Now keep in mind I'm six to eight, so I
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: can't sleep on any plane. You know, maybe a cargo plane,
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: It went from Baharain to Frankfurt, Germany, and then I
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: think we went to Denver and then finally back to Vegas.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: But I was flying, traveling thirty six hours. It was
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: thirty six hours, the whole thing. No sleep, just up
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: for thirty six hours and having to deal I remember,
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: I think it was in uh Germany. Had to fly
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: like we were trying to get through all these people
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: and get to the next flight.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: And it just it was the worst.
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: Thirty six hours just up and traveling, which is thirty
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: six hours of traveling and no sleep.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: It was the worst. But that's even doze off on
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: a plane.
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: Now how where like my legs, my ever, you can't
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: do this.
• 52:05
  Speaker 8: You will talk within yourself like a pison.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Just be sleeping.
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: What will happen is all be like that and then
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: you jerk your neck and you're like, no, I'm just.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: So you just be saying.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Tony had that joke about before social media, we just
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: taking flights to the face.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: But your phone and stuff.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: What did you say to the ground right now?
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like all of our feet are on ground. I
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: have on one swinging like yeah, that's funny. You got
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: like this the ground and.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: You have that film.
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: Feel like you have a film over you for thirty
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: six hours travel.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: You gotta take the hotel. I got to get that
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: up off. Yeah got CT. That's where I'm different when
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: you said you got yeah.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Uh uh Well, first of all, uh somebody asks that
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: I see tu long food. I have not.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: So I love you against black movies.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: That's a black movie. It was black.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Okay, he's black enough for the whole CA Tony does
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: not support transh okay.
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: So well, one time I was about to make my
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: stand up comedy debut on television.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: It was on Gabriel Glacy.
• 53:32
  Speaker 8: This is standard Revolution, first time on TV doing stand up.
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: I get to the airport, y'all know. If y'all don't know,
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: I'm always late.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: I'm late McGee, I'm late mcgirts.
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: No, it wasn't the buses this time. This was I
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: don't remember how I got to the airport. I don't
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: even think I knew about Flyway at that time. And
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: so I get to the airport, they like this, it's
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: too late. I thought I had enough time and.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: This is my TV date.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: They're like cool.
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: I ended up having to buy a ticket then and there.
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: I had a good twelve hundred dollars in my checking account.
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: But forget that story.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: I made it though eventually. But here's the truth. Trash
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: travel trip.
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: So I do this stand up comedy competition where the
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: prize is the winners of this we get to go
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: to New York and watch the film SNL and we
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: get to have dinner with the cast and crew after
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: the show raps. So whoever wins the competition, that's where
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: you're going, Like, all right, So I do the competition
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: at the J Spot in Inglewood. I win, and then
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: so you know, they book a trip to New York
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: to see SNL. I'm like, man, yeah, man, I'm excited.
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: I'm like, oh man, I've never seen it.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Get taped.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: So I get out there.
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: They fly us out there we land and our hotel
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: is like in Jersey or some shit. I'm not familiar
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: with New York. So I'm like, I didn't know where
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: they taped SNL at that time. I was just like,
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: all right, so we out there. I'm sure they gonna
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: get us to the venue on time. So we at
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: the hotel far and the lady in charge of this
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: whole contest is like, so, y'all, y'all not gonna have
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: enough time for us to get you a ride out
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: here and back. So y'all gonna have to get to
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: Rockefeller Center from there. And I'm just like, yo, I
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: don't know where the fuck I'm at. I didn't come
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: like that, but I don't know why. Man, Right now,
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: I gotta get on the train. Which train, how? When?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: And so it was just like wait what So yeah,
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: just get on the train. You can get on this train.
• 55:44
  Speaker 8: I'm just like, yo.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: Where it was me.
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: And ball Head Phillips from Chicago. So we was both like,
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: what the hell are we doing? Man, you've been out
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: here before, na, you know. So so we get on
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: the train. The train takes forever in a day. By
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: the time we get to the to the place.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Mind you.
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: We lost we on the L train. Once we get
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: to the city, we're like, yo, how we get here?
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: And it's like, if you ain't familiar with New York, man,
• 56:07
  Speaker 8: it was just a grit. It looked like a micro
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: chip circuit. We're just all kind of all time, like
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: what am I looking at? I'm looking at the inside
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: of the matrix.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: It's just New York.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: People are not helping.
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: You in Jersey, right, I'm not all in Jersey, Man,
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: get the Rockefellas in Rock and Fellas Center while you
• 56:28
  Speaker 8: going over there. So I'm just like, man, come on, man,
• 56:31
  Speaker 8: we're trying to get there. So by the time we
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: get to Rock and Feller Center, they not letting no
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: more people in because they they taping live. So we
• 56:40
  Speaker 8: get there, we missed the whole goddamn taping of the show.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: I'm just like the building, man, So let back of
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: the train.
• 56:49
  Speaker 8: So no, we we still we still got to go
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: to where they hung out and ate after. So I'm
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: just looking at them after the show all keenan oh,
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: Jason Dakers and his wife.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: So wait, Keeny was still on this.
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: The seventies, so but he definitely was on there when
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: I did this. This was like twenty eleven, twelve thirteen,
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: so that's not all on this trip. Another part of
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: the winnings of this contest was you get to do
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: a set on Hannibal Burris's show at the Knitting Factory
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: in Brooklyn. So I'm like, all right, well this was
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: a disaster, but you know, I get to.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: Thinking about the Knitting Factory tomorrow. So I hit her up.
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: I was like, hey, what's the details for the Knitting
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: Factory show? So and I was just like, no, she
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: didn't hit me back yet. So I was just like,
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: I hit Hannibal up. Luckily I had his information already.
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: I already knew him. So I was like, hey, man,
• 57:56
  Speaker 8: what time is the show? The man he was like,
• 57:58
  Speaker 8: you you on it?
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Oh God.
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: I was like, uh yeah, we won this contest. They
• 58:06
  Speaker 8: say part of the prize was me, you know, doing
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: a set on your show. He was like, this is
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: news to me. I was like, Luckily he was like yeah, yeah,
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: I got some time for you. But yeah, I ain't
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: know nothing about this.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: I was did you ever get set it?
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: The livid color?
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I was color?
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: Then I scrambled to get to the venue. I don't
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: know how I ended up making it. Day I was
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: back in the micro Chip Matrix of from New Jersey
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: to the Brooklyn Place, and then the set was cool.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: It was cool, Like I didn't love it, but it
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: was a win. I was just like and then they
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: was like, hey, because.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: They knew I was pissed. Oh man, hey.
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: Could you not like, uh not bashed the competition in
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: the in the show, I ain't gonna make no promises.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: To just behind.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: I didn't bash them, but man, that ship was Raggedy's head.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: One of my worst travel stories ain't really have nothing
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: to do with the travel, but on that point.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: I flew to La. Some church. It was a church.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: It's like a teen conference. They was booking us.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: We was performing playmakers or cleaning her I don't remember.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I think it was cleaning ear or we used to
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: perform in character as old men. It was like, uh,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: that was the funny part of the story. So they like,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: if you get to La, we'll put you up. We
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: had to fly ourselves out here from Washington. It was
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of money for us, rent a car, all
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: that stuff.
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Churches in a hotel so they had no dressing room
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: for us. We had to put our old men clothes on,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: our wig and stuff. So we're supposed to go like
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: praise and worshiping then, y'all. So we getting dressed. Where
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: they got the dishes and plates and stuff. The workers
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: are still back here. You know, they like, excuse me,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: excuse me, they're getting four plates because they got other
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: stuff other. You know, it's in like the corridors, so
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: excuse me. Get these cufs clean, clean, clean, So we
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: get dressed for waiting like praise the WORSHP.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Y'all gonna be next.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: We're all right cool sev fifteen, y'all gonna beyond come
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: back seventfteen. Hey man, the Holy ghost kind of going crazy,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: bro y'all.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Soon the spirit.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Moving done, y'all done right, Holy ghosts.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Had random light Yeah, Holy ghost going to eight O
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: five eight o five, Holy Ghost done. Y'all were gonna
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: come right back to you. We just gonna do offer
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: real quick because we want nobody to leave with the offering. Okay, okay,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: soon as offering over, we're gonna be on all right, y'all. Okay,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: offering come they playing the offering song. Holy ghosts come
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: right back do more time, right, they praised, breaking shouted
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: thirty forty five minutes. It's nine o'clock. Now people start
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: leaving pastors like okay. Then they come out, okay, man,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get y'all right before the pastor, pastor coming.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: We ain't done ween, no holy done.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: They saw your face in the kitchen with it weir
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: clink clink clan think Kevin, it was an.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Holy goes.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Another hour, kids are falling out.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: They're laying on the ground, nodding, repenting, and they getting up,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: wiping the tears, going back to their room so that
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: tail in. They're like, hey, man, you know God moved,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: spirit moving, We spirit moving. We y'all saw it. Y'all saw.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: We're just so sorry we won't be able to get it.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: It's ten thirty by the time we're back there, we're
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: just sitting down. We hate the Holy Ghost. At best,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: you know, you got to follow the Holy Ghost, so
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: at best you get to follow the Holy goes. At worst,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: you don't get to go so.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Excited get paid. We never were getting paid. It was exposure.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: We knew that up front.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: We paid our money to getting bumped, and we got
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: paid our money to sit in the kitchen, got bumped
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: by the Holy Ghost for three hours and never returned.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Then we blew up the next year and they were like,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: y'all want to come back. We're we'll get y'all down here.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: We still ain't got no money. He's gonna stick us
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen to get for the Holy Ghost. Because
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: at least you get paid. It don't matter, right, you
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: got the deposit.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: You ain't gonna go up. We just lost the money
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: on that show.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Never profess travel to get to this show? Was it local?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: It was La from Seattle, So you came from Seattle
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: to LA to do the show.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: That you never did.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Nobody knew we were there. We were like, we're gonna
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: stand in this room.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: We're gonna come out.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: They'll be like, who these old man?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: This is funny because we was killing the time and
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: only people saw was the workers at the whole came
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Why y'all, why.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: Why was it worth the exposure? Was Kirk Franklin there?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, we just we just wasn't in Washington. Anything
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: down to count for.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: We're going to l A.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: We're going to Hollywood, not Italy.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: And it was no. It's supposed to be half we
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: ain't doll we we ain't done. We ain't done. We
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: ain't done. We ain't done. We ain't done, we ain't done.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Everybody was, I mean, they was just loving.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: Were we ain't done. We ain't done, we ain't done.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: Everybody's sweating passing our heart of chairs, wheelchairs, were people dying,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: gurney We are doing, Yeah, y'all didn't get none of
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: the Holy Spirit either.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: The Holy Spirit was looking at y'all life.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: We ain't done.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: Y'all was like, man, look out, man, don't come over here.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: You know he's trying to.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: Come in speaking to tell me y'all cut your own
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: tongues off and lookout, man, we ain't speaking.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: None of that way down.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: And the thing is, I don't think none of the
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: people knew we were ever supposed to perform, but the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: person so they don't be like somebody waited, So they
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: just like we moving on.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: They was looking at y'all like, ya ain't feeling listen
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: was so mad. I was like, listen, let me go,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: because when I come back, it's.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: Gonna be different.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Came back, We ain't again. We was just down hour
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: much money we put in to go eat what I
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: was just like never again.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: This is why I see why you get paid ahead target.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: They could change their mind. Only goes didn't care nothing
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: about oh man.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: So yeah, anywhere. We ain't.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: See y'all next time. We usually do stories, but we
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: also let they take this where we're going. It's why
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: be telling people. I deserve the NAACP image A ward.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Y'all.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there when I was in that closet all Friday
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: night and old man's clothes put my make a.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: Click clan click clad excuse me if I can just
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: grab the doll.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: I felt so stupid for even doing the characters. I
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, you're just stupid just sitting there, lady,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: just sit there with a dog. I'm great, weed in
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: your hands. I hate doing this.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: They coming there, Who the fuck y'all is supposed to be?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Let me not say. They just macazine marcon you in
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: front of the plates. They're like, man, y'all still in there?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: What are y'all go?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: Are y'all going in? Everybody else?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: I gotta go to myself tracking it for we are done.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: We'll see y'all next time.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Pee all right, y'all