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Episode 269: Two Truths & Lie · Not That Serious

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  We're stopping that hour and a half. We got it, there is a
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  hour an hour and a half. Did you run this? Nigga smoked?
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  I know that, having quite Yeah, he sat down here like, yeah,
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  the game is not even over yet. They don't have to it's done.
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  That should have been over since the second quarter. I'm surprised he wanted
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  to celebrations. I got it recorded as it recorded, the games recorded.
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  Gotta plug it, gotta plug it. So welcome to the podcast. Hey
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  everybody, Hey, how are you people? What the hell is going on?
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  that's very alleged. We got sticky fingers. Sticky fingers with the sticky bandits.
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  What can you do sticky bandits? Well? AnyWho, Uh, I'm
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  Michael starting hit now. I told him, Oh yeah, he yes,
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  sir, My man got pack in a half. Got that Washington pack huh
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  smoking wrapper wood smoking that weed Washington, Yeah, Mike, get get get
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  We got a mega announcement. Okay, and it's no, it's not,
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  it's not Halley and DG's baby. No no, no, that's it's
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  Way bigger. Anything is bigger than that. I mean it blows that
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  Okay, my god. Yeah, Man Live show Man is coming soon.
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  It will be March second. He's a Hawaiian man Q with the deets for
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  y'all. So yeah, Saturday, March second. We are going to be
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  in Blackwood, New Jersey, South Jersey, South New Jersey, South New
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  Jersey. The show will be from six to eight pm. Doors will open
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  at five. There's limited tickets available, so do not waste your time.
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  Once they're gone, they are gone. There will be no tickets sold at
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  the door. There will be a bar there for drinks. There will be
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  an open bar pass or open bar ticket, and then there will be tickets
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  sold for individual drinks. You can also buy them on the website beforehand at
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  a discount of price along with your seat ticket, and then or they will
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  be sold at the door, but like I said, they will be discounting
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  if you buy them ahead of time. With your ticket, you can find
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  the ticket link in the late tree. Just click on the seats are being
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  sold individually. Click on at actual seat number and it will show you there's
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  three different rows, three different tiers of tickets. But go on and it
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  will be available to Patreon users as of Wednesday this week, you'll be hearing
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  this. If you hear this, the ticket links and lenks. The ticket
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  link is in your Patreon DM or Patreon message box and then a regular release
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  on Thursday. By the time this is uploaded, it will be in the
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  link tree. So h go now go fast caught for you and your significant
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  other or your friend group, you get it going. It is a small,
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  intimate setting tables of three and then there's one table to where there's four
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  chairs. But even if you don't have somebody to go with, just pick
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  a table. We'll make friends there. I'm sure exactly. It's gonna be
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  a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a what canan
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  money money a grand all time? There? Yeah, go a hell of
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  a grand old time. I'm like, how that sounds. Listen, man,
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  I'm just free styling. That's why I'm like, I have to think
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  about him, Like neither one of those work. Yeah, you want to
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  hear this live come through. Man, We're gonna be kicking it. We're
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  gonna be playing some games. We're gonna be able to ask us questions and
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  people to hang out with us. You know, we'll be doing things,
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  just be mixing it up, you know what I'm saying, making it you
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  know what I'm saying, getting getting getting inebriated, not reallyriated a little bit.
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  I'm not gonna keep it it got to drive home, keep it cute,
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  keeping it cute, you know what I'm saying. But yeah, you
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  can be able to hang out with us people to do little things for y'all,
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  keep you all a little entertained, to do some things that we couldn't
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  do by ourselves, you know, and include y'all on the fun because that's
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  what it's all about, man, It's about you stinky plebeians that we want
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  to bring into our world. Yes, without y'all, we're just Friday,
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  six dudes, four hours a day. Yeah, every Monday, yelling into
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  an empty room. Yeah, y'all we are just sad. If you think,
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  yeah, I don't want to get into it, you don't think about
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  it, because we got you. You know what, you got us,
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  and buy some tickets. Come through March second. You know what I'm saying.
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  The specific location will be included in the link tree. So you're thinking,
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  oh, we're just showed the black just anywhere. No, we got
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  the location in the goddamn place. Yeah, the location will be be on
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  the ticket, It'll be on the website. So what I'm saying, You
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  know what I'm saying. So come through, hang out. It'll be a
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  mother looking dig Yeah, it's gonna be a time. It's gonna be a
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  time and a half. We had a time, just like overtime at work,
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  time and a half, A great time. Well, how's everybody.
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  Everybody's good? Pretty good. Everybody's every week man good good. There was
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  nothing crazy mind neither uh date nights. Oh yeah, I had a date
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  night. Uh ladies, surprise surprised me. Put the day now. On
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  Saturday, we went to a comedy show to see uh in for dance,
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  In for dance, Yes, I for dance, I guess. Yeah.
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  It was a lot of When I walked in because it was a surprise.
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  I saw nothing but white people in there, so I'm like a white comic,
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  cool comedy here. He was cool, He was cool. He started
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  off hot, kind of like fizzled doubt. And then we went to the
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  uh ping pong spot Spin. You ever been there? I heard what I've
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  never been yet. Yeah. It's a nice little spies just nothing but ping
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  pong tables like a sports bar. Yeah. Uh, Keanu is big on
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  ping pong. Yeah. I mean she's athlete, you know, and she's
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  competitive. Respect her games. She is very competitive, and it's annoying because
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  I lost every game and just over the weekend, I was just losing everything.
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  I lost and Spin, and then we went back played Oh I never
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  losing that, I'm shooting a hundred but nah. Then we went to play
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  risk. Lost in that. I played chess, lost in that I didn't
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  lose the chest to her and somebody else. But uh yeah, I sucked
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  up on chess. I was thinking too far ahead and let myself over.
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  I can't. I can't play no chess. Chest is easy, It's fine,
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  wouldn't call it easy. That's just nerd checkers pretty much. I play
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  some checkers, though, double jump jumped the whole table chess nah. Yeah,
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  and then you know, just regular basketball stuff. Other than that,
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  nothing nice. Speaking of competitive I went to Top Golf with my family.
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  It was my family is not much of the golfing type, but they love
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  to compete. Okay, I'm the only person that really has probably swung a
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  golf club since the last time we went to Top Golf, which is over
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  a year ago, and it shows there's many, many whiffs, but the
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  passion is there. Like I've never seen a group of people like slander each
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  other so much but also be so asked. Everybody's asked, but they're talking
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  cash money ship Like I love how you know what you're doing, Like you
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  don't know what you're doing. That's the way to live, Like yeah,
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  so yeah, and in mediocre. Yeah it's crazy. Cue that's crazy much
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  business. Your backcrack when you do that. It feels good done it yea.
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  But yeah, it was like me being there, it was like it
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  was a race with a bunch of like overweight people, like obese people,
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  but I'm just like a little bit slimmer. I'm like, I'm slightly overweight,
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  but I can still run. They're just like completely immobile, So it's
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  like, ah, but it was fun, good family time because you know,
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  I'm obviously out of the house now. My siblings are getting older,
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  they don't always want to hang out with us. But you know, yeah,
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  but you know, obviously games bring out the most of them. Brandy,
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  she's the opposite. She does not like this from the smoke. The
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  lights are too break she didn't cut cut off. Cut off said she doesn't
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  want to play charades with my family anymore. Dan short Off, Like when
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  you're when you're when when Brandy message up, they're like getting in on her.
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  Yeah, like fucking up. Anybody want Brandy on her? Everybody's like,
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  no, last person time you take her. Now, it's always a
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  handicap. When she's on our team, it's more on five. Can I
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  just go twice? We're playing man down. That's crazy. You gotta have
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  nobody to haven't play handicap. It's okay five points now she's just dragging his
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  down. But yeah, take the technical free throw. But she actually won
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  one of the games of top Golf for this. Good come on now,
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  and she probably starts fling their angry bird. No, just the normal game,
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  really angry bird. That ship you played it over there. I know
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  I didn't. It's a good one. Angry Bird is a good one.
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  It is okay, I'll try it next time. It doesn't seem like it
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  makes sense. But when you start playing like it's perfect, I think that's
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  the problem because I'm just like, how are we playing angry Birds with?
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  I don't know it works out? Yeah, we'll see. Man, we
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  played That's night when me and you was there, right, sure we did.
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  Yeah? Yeah. Top golf is crazy expensive these days. How much
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  is it for that like two hours? It was like one hundred and thirty
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  some dollars a person. Oh it's just for the bay. Oh then you
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  just flit that that's not expensive. Split it with my fourteen year old brother
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  with people. Yeah fortune, oh yeah, oh yeah. Nigga, you
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  want to swing this club? Ya paid his dumb the fuck? Come up
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  off that money? Like, I know you got it. That was a
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  good one, Mike. Yeah, Like I know you got some Christmas money
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  running niggas got a gift card, bitch, what's up? Just turn the
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  pockets like yeah, come on, yeah, come on, come on,
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  I ain't got it. Don't shot look new. I know you just got
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  a new monitor. How much that would he didn't mm hmm, yeah,
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  Mike, No, man, I just chilling working playing on my Steam deck.
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  Oh it's so great, isn't it. That doesn't have a good battery
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  though, does it. I'm I think that's like the only negative thing about
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  right, Probably take some similar power anything, Yes, but I get a
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  lot of get a lot of mileage out of that thing. It's really good.
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  I play everything I want. It's really a really grand old time.
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  What's what's your favorite game on there? Right? So, right now,
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  I don't have any new games I play on. I play a bunch of
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  old games that I like that I wanted to play, like old games that
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  I've always wanted to play handheld, like Deaf Jam Fight for New York.
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  I just walk around playing that. Yeah, do you walk around where you
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  walking? Well, I'm not I'm not walking much. I'm just saying,
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  okay, it's it's in my hand. Mm hmm. He can go from
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  the room, I can say room to sit in another room while you know,
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  beating the ship out of Fat Joel And have you got to that part?
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  Yes? That sounds that sounds crazy. I beat this ship out of
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  Fat Joe. Yeah, he was always knowing. Oh, he was the
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  hardest battle by far in the game. Easily when I was young. I
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  definitely lost him at least ten times before even and then you got the train
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  fright afterwards. Was fired through that nigga too, the train on the first
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  go. That's how I know too now that bitch perfectly. Motherfucker. You
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  know your frontal lobe is all the way was easy. I was just about
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  to ask, like, was that game a lot easier now to play it?
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  Oh, it's easy as fuck now, like it's it's kind of bad.
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  It's still fun, but it's easy. Ran through that ship quick said.
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  I'm throwing blazing moves left and right like nigga nigga, I'm going crazy.
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  And the blazing moves are crazy, like the one like Sean Paul,
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  Like they're just the things they yell when they do the blazer. It's great.
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  All the West Side, Brooklyn and all the girls. They just screamed.
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  No, little Kim says Brooklyn. Yeah. Yeah, but like it's
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  man niggas in that game that I'm just like, damn, you win this
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  game. God, damn, that's what's theerio I missed out on that.
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  I couldn't why it's too violent, like parents win and gave from what And
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  that was the best one too, Like the first one was good, that
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  second one was crazy. Icon was asked that ship was. Icon was asked
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  that was the most disappointing ship ever, because I was like, oh t
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  I s in the game, Nigga, that ship is ass ass because you
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  like gotta fucking It's like the music is this stage and you gotta use the
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  music to beat as like a weapon. It's like, you know, when
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  like a big beat comes on, like say, like the stage is this
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  stage right and there's a big speaker on the end, you got to throw
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  somebody into the speaker and go error boom and then like like when the beat
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  beat comes on, it blows the speaker on, like blows the guy with
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  it's fucking dumb sound. They did too much, way too much, went
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  too realistic, like bro, relax, you want the childish Yeah, keep
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  it kitty cute, you know what I'm saying. And Tony Hawk Underground I
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  been playing that. So the best Tony Hawk game by far, no question,
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  is not debatable. The number one Tony Hawk experience. That's it.
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  Uh yeah, Oh grand Theft Ato four the Best Grand theft Ato. Yes,
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  let's go bowling, Let's go. And then because it's the computer version,
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  you could put your own music to the radio. It's like a little
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  like a radio, see where you can put your music. I just got
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  that running and I'm riding around the fucking I'm just playing all the neo soul
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  nigga. I'm just killing I'm killing niggas to slide the family stone nigga,
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  I'm just shooting niggas. What's the family Kindred Kendred Family Soul. Yeah,
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  nigga, far away from here fun, that's fine. I realized it was
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  PC versions on there. Oh yeah, yo, so you can mond everything
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  I'm seeing. I'm seeing the light when niggas are talking about the PC game
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  like, yeah, PC games something to this. It's way better whatever you
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  want. Yeah, there's mods for the mods. Yes, it's just crazy.
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  Yeah. So I've been having fun with that. So yeah, nice,
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  We're have I had fun. But I know who's not having fun.
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  Uh earthquake, Steve Harvey, Uh, Ricky Smiley, we are We see
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  your week. We saw it week and had talk Michigan. How was your
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  week? My week is great. I saw Jeff Hardy again. Yo,
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  that I saw that. That was that was one of the only things that
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  was one of the very few things in the past like three years, actually
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  made me sad when I saw it, Yo, that was that it looked
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  bad. I was like, was that that was mad? Right? That
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  was Jeff Jeff, that was Jeff. He looked terrible. Matt don't look
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  great easily. I thought that. I thought that that failed. I thought
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  that was mad because I was like, Okay, that's mad. He's jumping
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  on Matt. I seen that. I was like, oh god, I
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  felt bad for you. You pay for that? Oh no, no,
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  no, my boy? Who was that a w Yeah? My boy was
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  like, yo, I got an extra ticket, you want to come through.
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  I was like, I aint nothing, dude, so why not with
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  the Newark? And then he was like I didn't know there were floor seats
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  literally right there on the floor. I was like, oh ship purposely,
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  well actually not purposely. I did wear my NTS hoodie. I was like,
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  oh ship perfect. And then I was like on TV like man times,
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  but that was yeah, it was so he was he was so close.
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  You see him jump. He just his knees, his knees gave out.
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  He was just like, can I tell you because like because we were
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  like, was that was that part of it? No, but the way
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  he the way he hit and the way the wrestle like like how he fell
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  was like you had to sell it. He had to he had to sell
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  it, and it just it was off the table or something. He did
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  the poetry emotion where he jumps off of his brother and he damn sure wasn't
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  poetry supposed to be in this like it was a car supposed to be like
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  in this area where his legs supposed to be like landing on like that was
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  motions. Dick straight to his face. No, I'm telling you, bro,
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  it was the party hot, the hobdy brothers, right, they're wrestling
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  or whatever. Literacy emotion. Motherfuck, I wish you could. We might
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  have to post this on the pod story. Everybody needs to see. Look
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  how bad this look at this move. They're about the deal. Oh it's
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  so bad. Oh God put the crop. They're like, because if you
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  looks like somebody slipping, if you watch wrestling as a kid, it was
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  way differently. He was like fifty. But then that's what made the post
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  funny because I was like Jeff Hardy when I was a kid, Hardy Now
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  it's bad man, yo, and who's work. You've seen the Big show
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  now his ease. They were trying to trot him out there. He got
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  his knees in. His knees are not he was always not need he does.
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  Wrestling is one of those sports where they just don't stop. He's like
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  a fucking a whooping crane. They don't retire, bro, it's because they
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  got flamingo legs. Yeah, well there's too big. I don't get.
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  Yeah, they don't get like I don't know. You don't got with or
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  No, they're like independent contractors. Those are not the man. Well in
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  the old w wrap it up, you'll sell cars, Nigga will be an
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  actor, even the rocks coming back his legs as he don't. He just
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  doesn't. Just he's just doing to sell that. I'm saying he's he's about
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  to fight Roman Ring. He's not about to fight. They're just they're just
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  selling for the ype it up up Rock and Ring. He always come back
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  to the rest time Johnson distion. It is what it is. Yeah,
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  you gotta sell that, you gotta sell tickets tickets. Yeah, but that
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  that I mean they selling tickets. These niggas got tickets. But that was
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  sad though, that was that was sad to watch that shout Jeff Hardy.
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  We'll get him on the pots. We can explain. I didn't talked about
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  last time I went to the one in Philly, Like we randomly met him
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  because he was just sitting outside the broad Street waiting for his Uber cigarette.
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  No you just car uber or it's a car they pay for the okay,
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  But he shouldn't be right where you, Like he was coming out the entrance
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  and you had to got to be in the back. Weird because if you
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  if you know the Lyric Course Center, it's not like it's hard to get
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  the spot where they the cars have to go and ship like that. He
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  left earlier because we left like after the the TV taping and what they do
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  is they tape another episode of like a a another episode that's gonna be on
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  like a different it's a different show on another day, so that's like not
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  the main show. So like he already had left, so he was just
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  waiting and then me and my boy and his daughter actually Jay his daughter,
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  we were like, I was like and I said, this is the funny
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  part as we're walking, because we're walking down broad Street coming out of the
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  course and they're going to my car, and then I'm like, oh,
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  Stuke's standing there and he has face paint on. I was like face paint.
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  I was like, Oh, that's funny, that's Jeff Hardy. Why
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  didn't they take it off? And then my little uh my boy's daughter got
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  a fucking picture with which is why didn't he take it off? Though he's
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  right just going just like that. They don't have showers and the digging.
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  Okay, that's how you know didn't That's how you know he didn't shower.
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  It's probably gonna go to the car. It was funny that he still had
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  his face paint. That's weird that like, that's like seeing Lebron outside of
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  the Red and he's just fully clothes sleeve on. Guy, like he got
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  sleeve just walking outside with his path. He got to sleep sleeves on too,
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  because he actually gave he actually the one that I went, he gave
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  U some dudes in the crowd sleeping old ass twenty five year old as sleeve
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  Jeff. It was because there's the two dudes in front. He's like,
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  yo, give me and he gives it. The dude one dude was like
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  he had to be in like early forties. He had like a little mohawk,
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  and then like he's kind of and and then the other dude is probably
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  like probably in his early twenties and they like we're talking about give me.
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  He took that ship and he took a deep whis it's crazy, you know
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  he put it on. I don't know. I don't know if I got
• 25:52
  that first. This ship was, yeah, it could be at least this
• 25:59
  dude rare. It literally was a monkey monkey Yeah, but that ship was
• 26:06
  that was funny. And it's also just like funny seeing like like I said
• 26:11
  in the chat, hardcore wrestling fans there little forgive me. It's over a
• 26:18
  little acoustic. I mean yeah, to the point to the point where they
• 26:26
  know the ref's names, like all the refs, right, but to the
• 26:30
  point where they're like yelling at the refs like, oh, you missed the
• 26:33
  count that should have been ten counting. It's like that's not you know,
• 26:37
  you know, this ship is stripped away right, You're like you're not playing
• 26:42
  He's They're yelled at the ref like, like's hockey. You missed the come
• 26:48
  on and they were like Nick, like, oh, you're sucking up Nikkas.
• 26:56
  That's his shoulders and down. What are you talking about? Q?
• 27:03
  You know, he's not the chair there. It was like it was kind
• 27:06
  of annoyed too, because like, all right, so Tas is the commentator,
• 27:10
  right, he's at the desk. I see he has like a light
• 27:15
  like for the desk for when like it gets dark and he has to read
• 27:18
  his notes and ship like that. They're worried about like his flashlights on up
• 27:22
  telling the turns phone. I'm like, god, this is a production.
• 27:27
  Watch the show. When the lights go off, he has to do commentary
• 27:33
  and read his notes. It was it was yeah, I'm just like that.
• 27:40
  Well, it's a special crowd, scripted special crowd. Indeed. Yeah,
• 27:44
  I say scripted because you still got to be athlete. The wrestled.
• 27:47
  You can't be nobody, you can't be Goldberg. You try slamming on that
• 27:51
  matt or slamming on a concrete or any type of slam and see a vest
• 27:55
  fhage. Okay, it's pro content. Yeah, that's why our athletes.
• 27:59
  No, that's why No, but that's what Yeah, but that's why the
• 28:03
  outcome is fake. Yeah, but they still have to actually, Yeah,
• 28:06
  that's why. That's why they say, don't say fake, say scripted the
• 28:08
  same thing because the more I the more I've seen it, and like the
• 28:11
  more I see like the backstory on stuff, like the more I respected,
• 28:15
  Like, have y'all seen the video with Mankind got slipped off them? That
• 28:21
  ain't fake? That's different. You know it say doesn't go right, It's
• 28:26
  definitely not. I saw it was a It was a match where Undertaker had
• 28:29
  to fight Goldberg and Goldberg didn't know what he was doing, and like Undertaker
• 28:33
  ended up messing up his back. Yeah, he never know what was doing.
• 28:34
  We ended up like messing up his back, Like it was really bad.
• 28:37
  So seeing that, I was like, you kind of got to be
• 28:40
  good at this ship and Goldberg wasn't good, but he was a favorite.
• 28:44
  Like as I got older and realized he was trash niggas. I remember,
• 28:48
  I know they said McMahons just like big buff niggas. Oh yeah, I
• 28:52
  mean that's why it was. It was a big if he was a big
• 28:56
  buff nigga, he get a shot. He loved you. He's TV.
• 29:00
  He's obsessed with bodybuilding. I mean, thankfully like look at him thankfully.
• 29:04
  Yeah, talent. But they said, like it's even crazier, like the
• 29:07
  work like his work, like he like challenges like Mark Henry, the working
• 29:11
  like he's working his workout. I mean both. That's why quads gave out,
• 29:17
  Like, yo, that's crazy. That was crazy. Both his quads
• 29:21
  went out at the same time. It's karma, but he did. Wow,
• 29:26
  that was fun. I had a great speaking of early day. It
• 29:30
  was not scripted that damn interview. Listen, I think we all cat we
• 29:37
  all know the cat in the hat. The cat's out the bag, the
• 29:42
  cat is out the definitely yes, So curiosity so much didn't kill that.
• 29:52
  It's it's so many things to unpack in the interview, like so many different
• 29:57
  claims he's made. I kind of almost wanted to make a master list of
• 30:03
  the things that he claimed in this thing. They're kind of in my head,
• 30:08
  but keep on going, so I'm gonna just start rattling some of them
• 30:11
  all. So he rattled off that obviously said the entertainers stole jokes from him.
• 30:19
  He rattled off that earthquake can't read right, which I found very funny,
• 30:26
  sounds accurate. Niggas that can't read is funny. I'm sorry little men.
• 30:30
  Not being able to road it in this day and age is funny all
• 30:33
  the time, all funny, and said, but very it's funny, just
• 30:37
  funny. Okay, Yah nigga asking the nigga to read it. He can't
• 30:41
  read. And he's not like eighty seven, he's like forty seven. Yes,
• 30:52
  I got it, Yo. That's get to give me every time,
• 30:56
  like, oh my god, you know read to your kids. Well son,
• 31:00
  the out you could do ki cat, No, no, I don't
• 31:21
  want to do this. Go to your room getting frustrated. Don't get in
• 31:23
  my room. You're in my room. Spell room up. No, earthquake
• 31:30
  can't read, he said, I'm find a list of things. He said,
• 31:33
  did you? I was gonna see how much Mike remember, but earthquake
• 31:37
  can't read? He said. You know, Steve Harvey was jealous of Bernie
• 31:42
  mac and Steve Harvey's hair was fake. He wears a he was wearing a
• 31:48
  two paint man unit this whole time, which wow, I thought you knew
• 31:52
  that. I did not know that that was like a thing. I wasn't.
• 31:57
  We were we were little when that was a thing. No, they
• 32:00
  just like that that came out like a couple of years ago. I wasn't
• 32:04
  there. I didn't get that memo. I didn't get it. I didn't
• 32:07
  get that didn't land on Mike's desk, didn't didn't land didn't land on my
• 32:10
  desk. I'm not saying that was the thing that we knew then, but
• 32:14
  I heard they somebody revealed that here, Like yeah, like a couple of
• 32:17
  years ago. They said that. He said Ricky Smiley wanted to be said
• 32:24
  like he was. Ricky Smiley wanted to be money. Mike wanted to be
• 32:27
  money Mike, but he couldn't be money Mike. He said that he wouldn't
• 32:31
  work with Mickey Smiley unless he wore a dress, which he did in first
• 32:37
  Sunday. Uh. He said he read eight thousand books a day, no
• 32:45
  year, which is eight to day, which is eight to day from the
• 32:49
  ages of like what eight to twelve he was little. Yeah, but also
• 32:52
  cat dropped out of school and he was like he said he got accepted the
• 32:55
  college at seven at seven and failed out. He said he was reading.
• 33:01
  Sorry to cut you off, Yeah, no, no, no, he
• 33:04
  said he was reading fully reading at three years old. He did say he
• 33:07
  was fully he said, no, he also said I think as a pre
• 33:13
  teen, the nigga hit tight with a truck driver from Ohio to Miami,
• 33:19
  Florida. Correct, and then the nigga claimed that he was a single father
• 33:24
  and we don't know where the mom is. He didn't make mention of that.
• 33:28
  Nope. But I'm gonna blame Shannon Sharper that because why the fuck once
• 33:31
  you asked that? That proved that Shannon Sharp isn't really a good interviewer,
• 33:36
  but also he's terrible. Kat was doing a lot and making his job a
• 33:39
  lot harder. I wouldn't say that. I would say Shannon was just letting
• 33:44
  that nigga cook. He had nothing. But even when he tried to talk
• 33:47
  like Cat would just say one thing and then't going to rent, And I
• 33:51
  think Shannon would just lose his train of thought, like damn, I don't
• 33:52
  even know we're talking. You got to keep up. You gotta what I'm
• 33:55
  saying. He's not good. But also Kat wasn't making it any better.
• 33:59
  I feel like part of Kats. I don't know if it was part of
• 34:01
  his plan, but because of all those other people, Ricky Smiley, Cedric
• 34:06
  Steve went there and they said kind of whatever, and he felt like they
• 34:09
  said whatever unchallenged. Yeah, he was just saying whatever to see how much
• 34:16
  he could get off, and obviously he got. He got everything. Everything
• 34:21
  was off, three thousand books in a year, a little bit, him
• 34:23
  and his Rottwiler puppy going down to Miami. Yeah, going to the library
• 34:29
  and stealing car radios, making thousands of dollars at marielve, Uh, knowing
• 34:37
  Prince, knowing Prince. When he was twelve, he mentioned that Harvey Weinstein
• 34:43
  offered him, offered the Suckers, Dick and Jess movie rolls. He talked
• 34:46
  about Chris Tucker and Michael Jackson said that Michael Jackson called Chris Tucker Christmas Christmas.
• 34:52
  Yep, he runs a four to four seven right now. Yeah,
• 34:55
  he said he runs a four to four right now. We saw that said
• 34:59
  four to one for either way. Yeah, he doesn't run that, he
• 35:02
  doesn't. He's still fast for old man. He was very fast for his
• 35:06
  age. But he ran a forty on a basketball court which is only ninety
• 35:10
  four feet in yards at thirty one feet thirty one yards, I'm sorry,
• 35:15
  so not a forty. It's not a thirty one, not a forty and
• 35:17
  not a four to four or four to one, and then they did cut
• 35:21
  cut away from the kah right into it, but they cut away and then
• 35:25
  brought it back either way, still fast. He didn't lie about being fast.
• 35:29
  He's quick for his age. Can't lie. Well, yeah, he
• 35:31
  said so much. Bro. It's just like there were so many things that
• 35:35
  were said. It's kind of like you really got to sift through the bullshit
• 35:37
  and kind of look at things that have happened to even determine if his bullshit
• 35:42
  or not. I thought, but the Ricky Smiley thing, he wasn't completely
• 35:49
  inaccurate, Like there were certain things that he wasn't telling the truth about,
• 35:52
  Like obviously in his contract that was not true, saying that Ricky Smiley had
• 35:57
  to wear a dress. No, he's doing that. But Ricky Smiley came
• 36:00
  out and said, who the fuck puts that in their contract? Like,
• 36:04
  I'm not gonna be in this movie unless he wears a dress. That's not
• 36:08
  that's not a contractual thing. I imagine him being that petty if he is
• 36:14
  that, And I also imagine Ricky Smiling might be that desperate to do something
• 36:20
  that he already doady does. He said, he said, Ricky Smiley and
• 36:25
  Tyler Perry only play women because they're not convincible men. And and I never
• 36:31
  lock all right, then, not one time, because it ain't even not
• 36:36
  one time where I've seen Tyler Perry not as Medean. And I was like,
• 36:39
  you didn't like Alex Cross, No, why did I get married?
• 36:46
  That's the best And even then it was like this bitch azz nigga. Well,
• 36:51
  to me, he's just always Tyler Perry, like, he's not a
• 36:53
  good actor unless he's playing with deal. That's the only time he's actually active
• 36:59
  when he's playing himsel he was, he's not. I don't think he's terrible.
• 37:01
  It is himself. I don't think he's terrible. He's just like,
• 37:04
  oh, that's just Tyler Perry being this. Yeah, he doesn't have a
• 37:07
  lot of rain lost what it is, Yeah exactly. It's it's kind of
• 37:10
  like the the Steve Erkle thing where you're that's just so iconic. Anything else,
• 37:15
  anything else he does, it's just you like, no, No,
• 37:19
  it's because he's not a good actor. It's very simple. He ain't good
• 37:23
  at it. He's good at one thing, that's it, because he's good
• 37:29
  at nothing else. No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 37:30
  no, No, he isn't good at other stuff. There's people where
• 37:36
  he was acting bad and why did I get married? One and too he
• 37:37
  wasn't doing good. He was doing Okay, I'm not I get married.
• 37:46
  He doesn't. He's not even the top ten actor in the movie. And
• 37:50
  I think it's eight characters. Okay, so he's not good. Girl.
• 37:58
  The Rock was in fourteen seconds of that movie did a better job than Tyler
• 38:01
  Perry in two hours. I think the rockymens satt anything on camera exactly.
• 38:07
  He said hi, next to meet you. Yeah, but that was off
• 38:09
  Cameron. Then they turned to your yourself. I was like, that's convincing.
• 38:14
  I was like, I'm smitting you admitting that's a charming man. That's
• 38:19
  charming, dude. But but yeah, how do we like what would y'all
• 38:24
  take away from it? Like from the actual I thought when I thought I
• 38:29
  was, I was like, listen, when he talked about his own life,
• 38:32
  I think everything he talked about his own life is bullshit. I think
• 38:37
  a lot of it was bullshit, Yes, But I think when we talked
• 38:39
  about other people in his relationship with people in the industry and how they treated
• 38:45
  him or how like their interactions, I think it was largely mostly, if
• 38:50
  not damn there, all the way factual. The only reason I might disagree
• 38:54
  with that is because nothing is ever cat waiting his fault. He's ad it
• 39:00
  to fault, And this interview didn't really seem like it seemed like everything was
• 39:02
  always somebody else's fault. All the times he said he went to jail,
• 39:06
  he said it was his fault. He said he just knew he could get
• 39:08
  out, but it was he was definitely at fault. I feel like the
• 39:14
  whole interview was just two truths in a lie, just continuously. That was
• 39:19
  it. Yeah, that's the whole interview, like seventy of them, like
• 39:22
  sixty percent. I'm going to say he is all the way true, but
• 39:27
  I'm sprinkling some bullshit in it. But his bullshit was very obvious. Like
• 39:31
  hitchhiking at twelve across the country, and then when I get across the country,
• 39:37
  I'm doing a hustle where I'm sleeping in the park at night, but
• 39:42
  then going to the library and the day to study college level books, read
• 39:45
  all the books in the library, and then the meanwhile I'm stealing car radios
• 39:49
  and batteries and making turning up profit and my Dick don't get hard yet,
• 39:53
  but I'm doing all this and friends with Prince and friends with princes at the
• 39:59
  same times, friends with Prince, and then Prince said, oh, man,
• 40:04
  I like your cars, get every car you have, and then I'm
• 40:08
  gonna go to the West Coast and live with a band of hookers like Oliver
• 40:13
  Twist. I thought that was in Oklahoma. Whatever. Still the West Coast.
• 40:19
  No, No, the West coast. It's on the west. It's
• 40:22
  in the middle Texas. It's a bit right north Texas, right above Texas
• 40:27
  comedy get right, yeah, over over there, all right west of my
• 40:31
  west, west of west of the Mississippi. There there you go in the
• 40:37
  Louis Purchase. That's where he learned about pimps. And yes, he put
• 40:42
  that knowledge into the character money Mike, which he helped develop, which I
• 40:45
  believe, which was true. I believed. First of all, this interview
• 40:51
  had me watching other people talk for a very long period of time, like
• 40:54
  too long, because right after that, ice Q put out a nine minute
• 40:58
  video. I watched that, Thank god, I watched it. I watched.
• 41:00
  I saw a tweet that said I'm gonna save you. Yeah, nine
• 41:04
  minutes, that's all I needed. I'm tired of missing out on details,
• 41:07
  so I just watched the whole thing. But he was talking about he was
• 41:10
  like, yeah, he pretty much he didn't come up with the role,
• 41:15
  Like the role was already created, right, but he added his own lines
• 41:17
  and stuff and brought it and took it to a whole different level. Yeah,
• 41:22
  And ice Q admitted to that and what he said about how the money
• 41:25
  mic was supposed to be in the bathroom and how he took that out.
• 41:30
  That's a good choice. Well, great choice also, But ice CEB said
• 41:35
  that he was never putting that in his movie. He said, he said,
• 41:38
  you can watch anything I've ever done. He was like, I've never
• 41:40
  put that type of scene in any of my movies. I think it's good
• 41:45
  to say that now once you see that it's bad twenty something years later.
• 41:47
  But I don't. I think twenty years ago he probably would have been open
• 41:52
  to it. I don't think that the scene that was in the movie that's
• 41:54
  what he was supposed to be. Yeah, like was going that way.
• 42:00
  Insinuated it. The insinuated that that's where it was going. But yeah,
• 42:04
  it's hard to think that that was that that happened. It might not happen
• 42:07
  on camera. The whole plot was hinted at the whole movie. Literally,
• 42:10
  the mom used as a threat, she said, if I don't get my
• 42:14
  rent today, you're getting your salad toss tonight. So she was that was
• 42:21
  that was the that was the move, and then katiam said they were they
• 42:24
  were more scared of what he was going to do than getting kicked out of
• 42:28
  the house. Yeah, that was way bigger than getting evicted. So yeah,
• 42:35
  yeah, so yeah, that was that was always hinted. But yeah,
• 42:37
  so if kat Williams did to get that taken out of movie, all
• 42:39
  right, fine, that's cool. He had a lot to do with that
• 42:42
  character anyway. He took that character to a completely different place. But also
• 42:45
  the part where he says that he took the role from Ricky Smiley, So
• 42:51
  what happened with that was apparently they have Ricky come in and do the role
• 42:55
  in audition. He got it like they originally they gave it to Ricky,
• 43:00
  and then kat Williams came in and did his audition and Ice Cub was like,
• 43:04
  nah, we have to we have to switch this because he's just gonna
• 43:06
  be a better So he did take the role pretty much and then they were
• 43:09
  like, well, it makes more sense for Ricky to play this character anyway
• 43:14
  because of what he's actually doing, Like it wouldn't make sense, Like it
• 43:16
  just it just worked out better that way. It just don't talk. Yeah,
• 43:20
  it wasn't making sense and it just worked out that way. So a
• 43:22
  silent thief. Yeah, yeah, So I don't know, he wasn't.
• 43:30
  I guess there's there's things he wouldn't line it. But he's like just stretching
• 43:31
  the truth of last he had in his contract to I wanted to have a
• 43:37
  ward or whatever. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't have
• 43:40
  that much power. I don't believe that. And then the thing he said
• 43:43
  about gave Brandon T. Jackson the job for Martin or Big Mama's house.
• 43:49
  He told, you want Brandon T. Jackson, you don't want Kat Williams.
• 43:52
  And that's what he said. That's what he said in the interview.
• 43:54
  He's like, and then Brandon T. Jackson got the actually, well,
• 43:58
  I mean he said, but he said. Jackson also said, like,
• 44:02
  yo, he like that. Brandity Jackson basically said that Cat Williams warned him
• 44:07
  about not putting on addressing like the Big Mama Brandon Jack. He's one of
• 44:15
  the super warms with the laugh track. Yeah, yeah, you haven't seen
• 44:20
  it. Oh yeah, we've seen that stand up watching that ship. You
• 44:22
  know, it's not even out, it's just on his Instagram. Yeah,
• 44:27
  he does like like he's Matt Rife, but he doesn't show the crowd stupid
• 44:30
  as right, and you can hear yeah take last. It's a little it's
• 44:35
  obvious. It's very it's a it's kind of scary actually to watch. It's
• 44:38
  kind of rep hard. Yeah, very very He's not in all these rooms
• 44:44
  as well, like he he made it seem like he's in all these rooms.
• 44:46
  Who cat. Yeah, I mean I feel like at one point in
• 44:49
  time he was. I feel like there was a point where he was in
• 44:52
  a lot of room. Yeah. But also I do know that he is
• 44:53
  very generous like everybody ever since his interviewer came out, like people have been
• 44:57
  saying a lot of things that's true too, like the Jack quiz one.
• 45:00
  I saw that one a while ago. He said he just gives him money.
• 45:04
  Like he saw him. He was like, Oh, we ain't never
• 45:05
  gonna worry about wardrobe money or whatever he said, And yeah, he gave
• 45:08
  him money for that I know Dion Cole had a cool story about him,
• 45:12
  like him giving a thousand dollars. I know he has seven adopted kids.
• 45:16
  Boost something like that. Yeah, oh yeah, boot yeah. Boosie story
• 45:20
  was crazy. He just got out of prison and he said that Cat Williams
• 45:22
  invited him to the show, had him front row and then gave him fifteen
• 45:25
  thousand dollars. He's like, I don't even know him. He knew of
• 45:29
  me, but we didn't know each other. He just did all the strength.
• 45:31
  So I'll never doubt that he's a journalist, generous person, but he's
• 45:36
  clearly stretched the truth. Like when he said, think about Ludacris, how
• 45:39
  it was they had to choose between him and those two d who's gonna be
• 45:43
  in the illuminati? Him in the illuminati room, one of us happened.
• 45:47
  One of us has to cut off our hair, take away our burns with
• 45:52
  the point because they're gonna put twenty You get twenty movies for two hundred million
• 45:57
  dollars in a funny face, light skinned wife, what was like, who
• 46:01
  got but have you wife? Bad as hell? Yeah? Which you want
• 46:07
  to know he didn't defend his wife. He just said he didn't defend his
• 46:12
  wife. He just got rapping, rapping. He's kind of funny looking.
• 46:15
  I got bars though. He told you he's rapping. Check the temperature and
• 46:20
  check his poles. He was spitting up bars. When you chew the bars,
• 46:27
  I literally checked out after that. Check your temperature like this, I
• 46:39
  gotta checked the wrists. Yeah, don't do anything. And also Kevin Harts
• 46:44
  girls were fine. Kevin Hart Yeah, he oh man, he a lot
• 46:49
  of people hate. I think he was just flat out hating on m heart.
• 46:52
  They don't like each other for years, flat out had its like a
• 46:54
  known and it was like you don't know I know a plant when I see
• 46:59
  one. I'm like, you think Kevin har is a playing I think he's
• 47:02
  right about the thing about Kevin not making his bones in l A. I
• 47:06
  agree with that definitely makes sense. Well yeah he broke it down. Yeah
• 47:09
  yeah, well yeah. And him having that Network show when he did that's
• 47:14
  like that is that happens all the time? Day Chapelle had sucking twenty pilots.
• 47:20
  Yeah. I think a lot of a lot of people it's the same
• 47:22
  as a random person happened to Network show that it happens a lot. I
• 47:25
  believe that he's Steve Harvey, stole Steve Harvey show from Mark Christer Cooper.
• 47:31
  It makes a lot of kind of the same same concept, but also a
• 47:35
  lot of those shows us to have the same concepts. That's true. It
• 47:37
  was a lot of variety that works. So let's do that on our what's
• 47:42
  the difference between Martin and Friends? A lot, a whole lot. Well,
• 47:45
  first of all, Friends has six people. I mean Martin had a
• 47:49
  lot of people to just white, white and black. But for the most
• 47:52
  my point is about the same. But they said single, and that's the
• 47:58
  thing. Yeah they still Friends stole single, But yeah, a lot of
• 48:01
  shit. All I'm saying is a lot of ship wasn't really as original as
• 48:04
  people think it is. Justly when it comes to the sitcoms, there's only
• 48:07
  so much that happened happen the time. That shit was in the living room
• 48:09
  anyway, just like every other sitcom, so to be honest. But and
• 48:13
  then he said Cedric Entertainer was stealing jokes. I mean it was the proof
• 48:17
  is it really? I don't know if it was, because there's a video
• 48:22
  there's a video from two years ago where Cedric is talking about that same incident.
• 48:25
  He's like, I've been doing that joke for twenty years. Yeah,
• 48:27
  he's lying, yeah, because he's a liar. He stole twenty years ago.
• 48:34
  The video you're talking about is the video that made Kat say what he
• 48:36
  said. It's like he's like, you went videos from Shannon No, he
• 48:40
  was on club Yeah with Cedric dinner stand it No, from two years ago
• 48:44
  when he was talking about the video where he was on club talking about that
• 48:47
  video. No, there's a video. There's a video of Cedric entertainer talking
• 48:51
  about that joke because Cat Williams that brought it up before. Yeah, and
• 48:54
  then they squashed it and then he went on club and Shannon Sharp askimut it
• 49:00
  and he said the same thing. Yeah what you thought? That's a video?
• 49:04
  But yeah, that to that nothing that saw video. It's literally him
• 49:07
  talking. He's like like talking on his cell phone. Somebody did an interview
• 49:10
  with was on the phone. He's like yeah, He's like, yeah,
• 49:13
  I've been doing that. He's still a great joke. He's still a bominious
• 49:15
  joke. Oh you're the bomb now stolen one thousand percent stolen, hurt Unfortunately.
• 49:22
  I love that joke. That joke, like it's not a cedric.
• 49:24
  I mean, well, nigga, I know that it's designing Women. I'm
• 49:27
  just saying, I don't even know what the hell designing women is. Just
• 49:30
  come on Lifetime. I just don't understand how Cat Wayiams is just talking about,
• 49:35
  like, oh, the energy is different if they said to me,
• 49:37
  now, punch me in the stomach. But then he gets choked out by
• 49:39
  teenager like a few years ago. That's true. He did Cat getting choked
• 49:44
  out by a seventeen year old team, and it's prime of his career.
• 49:46
  Is a little different than him fight. That's also different. Also, I'm
• 49:52
  still taking said also toss up no stomach, niggas that nigga sur rock cars
• 50:00
  of stumping. Yeah, what are you making the stomach? What did he
• 50:02
  say about him though, sitting on the count's like a what like a wall?
• 50:06
  Like a wall? Get his hands off? That was funny, he
• 50:10
  was. I was like, damn not that. But also as soon as
• 50:15
  it came out, that's when I quickly realized that Cat is on tour right
• 50:17
  now, Like at this moment, that ship is probably about to sell out.
• 50:21
  Like this is obviously, I mean seen the jaw, the people posting
• 50:24
  by, like yeah. I saw a girl I know she was like,
• 50:27
  I'm going so y'all think he was making up those Netflix numbers or those those
• 50:31
  are factuals. What were the Netflix numbers? His last special wasn't even good?
• 50:37
  Two million dollars last three per per per special. I think that's true.
• 50:44
  Bro. He said, they's in the ballpark at least, and he
• 50:46
  said they do it by the amount of ticket sales you have for the tour.
• 50:50
  I think for like that and that motherfucker. I don't know if he
• 50:52
  that Mouck sell out shows, bro, like he shell out Atlantic City every
• 50:57
  year about to do it again. I believe it weeks of all the stuff
• 51:00
  he said, I think that was probably true, and I think that is
• 51:04
  that seems don't quote me. I feel like Monique said the same thing about
• 51:08
  that's how they priced her, especially on the tickets, right, and she
• 51:13
  was like, she hadn't toured, so that's why they low balled her.
• 51:15
  I maybe misremembering that, but I feel like that was part of it.
• 51:19
  That's true that it makes sense, right, Yeah, yeah, it makes
• 51:22
  sense. It makes sense. I don't know, it's just the whole day.
• 51:24
  It's not like he got a lot of hate Bankers. I mean,
• 51:28
  is it hate or is it just like he's coming and trying to set the
• 51:30
  record strings it's lying if you've ever listened to cat out, but he was
• 51:35
  lying to movies outside of stand up. I feel like that is him though,
• 51:38
  like yeah, he's always talked like that, but we never watched watch
• 51:43
  him on whiling out. Recently with Michael Blackson, y'all see this episode.
• 51:46
  I saw it was all a clip. It was like cringey, like,
• 51:50
  yeah, he was shutting him down the whole time, like Michael Blaxson was
• 51:52
  trying to pick him up, and cats just like nigga, you're not funny,
• 51:57
  stopped talking like fuck you shut up, like the whole while. In
• 52:00
  that episode, it was like secondhand embarrassment almost like all right, cad damn.
• 52:05
  Like but I mean when he said Michael Blackson's African doing a freak fake,
• 52:10
  I feel like I felt I felt crazy because I'm like, damn,
• 52:14
  why has that never clicked to me? Like, I mean, he does
• 52:16
  a fake an accent that is not the niggas from Philly? Yeah no,
• 52:21
  no, he he actually from Jersey, yeah, North Jersey and my family.
• 52:27
  He wrote him not Libya. When he got here. Yeah, well
• 52:30
  he represented he's just by way of Philly though, Yeah, because he's been
• 52:32
  there for so long. But yeah, either way, that accent is not
• 52:35
  real and it's so obviously not real. Nobody talks like that. Eli Apple
• 52:38
  cousin yea Elipple. No, that's his uncle, uncle, uncle uncle.
• 52:43
  How many times can you tell the same joke of he looks like under the
• 52:45
  bed, We get it. It's just like, yeah, we get it.
• 52:51
  That was probably cool in early two thousands or what when you said it
• 52:53
  the first time, Yeah, we get it. Your dark skin you're African,
• 52:58
  like eleven fifty nine. Every time when he says it, Sorry,
• 53:07
  it's not funny when he said because like you know, he's gonna say it,
• 53:10
  but the joke is still funny. Nah, yeah, he's he's tired.
• 53:15
  I don't know. I mean, it was it was cool, I
• 53:20
  guess, like for cat to do what he did, But at the same
• 53:22
  time, it's like, you canna be lying like that in between the truths.
• 53:24
  It's like how much can we believe? I just gotta use my skills
• 53:31
  skills, I use my say t prep skills. I think what made me
• 53:37
  kind of believe what he was saying is that's the quickness with which a lot
• 53:40
  of these people responded, like, damn, you just find a real fast
• 53:45
  to a nigga. That's a allegedly line. I mean. But the thing
• 53:49
  is, it was a very viral thing. So it's not like it was
• 53:52
  just a small video like people had to go, oh no, that wasn't
• 53:54
  me. That ship was everywhere. The clips came out very quickly, not
• 53:59
  even with this, but also the like way in which they did, like
• 54:05
  Kevin Hart, why are you addressing this on Sports ESPN? That was weird.
• 54:09
  He got to really address it. He was just joking from what I
• 54:15
  saw, like he was joking around it. He wasn't like he wasn't addressing
• 54:19
  it, and it's not addressing he's addressing it by way of making jokes about
• 54:22
  it. Yet that's funny. That's not up to him that it was all
• 54:25
  right. It's not like everybody shouldn't have been brought up in that space though,
• 54:30
  like y'all talking about sports right now. But no, But the thing
• 54:31
  is that's that's the purpose of the space, that space for them to be
• 54:35
  making jokes while watching basketball. So Shack asks him, so what do you
• 54:38
  think about And it's like, do you whatever, talk about the circus or
• 54:44
  you just watched entertainment some deep ship. Is that the same thing where he
• 54:47
  was talking about him buying the Knicks? Yes, yes, yeah he said
• 54:52
  he said was bought the Knicks and then he returned and put a receipt as
• 54:58
  he got dropped off in his can ship. The first person was funny.
• 55:05
  Yeah, that funny. I think that's not addressing it. He's just cracking
• 55:09
  jokes. It's addressing it because he wouldn't have done it if that I'm talking
• 55:13
  were talking about addressing it, dress like putting the phone. That's what I
• 55:15
  like. He's never well at this point, he's never going to even the
• 55:19
  way that spank already did it for him. And he kind of looked stupid
• 55:22
  when he did it. He looks, he looked he should have said anything
• 55:24
  that Tiffany Hattish did it you see her breakfast club ship. No, it
• 55:29
  was like I thought what he said about Tiffany Hartish was like, okay,
• 55:32
  what exactly to say? Well, he just said she wasn't funny, right,
• 55:36
  No, he didn't say that. He was saying, like all these
• 55:37
  other women were in line or should have been in line to get that,
• 55:43
  but they didn't. So it's just like, what did she do that was
• 55:45
  so spectacleic? What? Like there was a Kevin Hart interviewed for the Breakfast
• 55:50
  Club when he was like, oh, I just brought my people with me.
• 55:52
  That was the first cat Kevin Hart. Yeah, that was a response
• 55:55
  to that then now, I mean then he cat just doubled down and said
• 55:59
  the same thing again. Yeah, pretty much like all these other women that
• 56:01
  were in line. It was like, you can have you can find all
• 56:04
  these you have an Ado cousin that could do It wasn't on the Breakfast Club.
• 56:07
  She was doing a standard. She was on the show in l A
• 56:09
  somewhere, That's what it was. It wasn't there club. She was doing
• 56:13
  like actual And then I guess like, well she cause she's she announced it
• 56:15
  on Yeah, she said it on stage too. She's like, I've been
• 56:17
  doing the ship like oh, but Kat didn't say she wasn't, just saying
• 56:21
  like, could have been somebody else. How did she jumped these other people?
• 56:23
  Yes, I mean it made sense when she did what's it called,
• 56:28
  girls, Girls Trip girls Man, hilarious, hilarious, But she fumbled the
• 56:32
  bag she did with her own personal life and the fact that she seems like
• 56:37
  she's just pretty annoying in real life. Yeah, so it's her own fault.
• 56:43
  What was that clip? I never mind. Yeah, she's just she's
• 56:45
  just annoying, like her in Common. Did you see how they broke up?
• 56:49
  She talked about how they broke up and he was just like, yeah,
• 56:52
  I'm done. Like you can imagine that boy, sniper she was annoying.
• 56:55
  Yeah, he is a sniper. He doesn't get enough credit common to
• 57:00
  common Skins comic got some ones. Man, he was a serena serena Eric
• 57:09
  was he really got a baby? Don't they have a baby together? He
• 57:15
  escaped with a baby. Who has the baby? Electronica and Slim Thug Thug,
• 57:23
  all three of them Slim Slim Thug has a baby with Eric Not d
• 57:30
  O C the d O C d O C the d O C d o
• 57:35
  C download content m hm another Houston rapper. Yeah that interesting. I feel
• 57:44
  like, Yeah, his claims, well, there are a lot of them,
• 57:47
  and I won't say all of them true, but I agree with a
• 57:51
  good bunch of them. I'm gonna lie to you. I agree with a
• 57:53
  good bunch of them. And Andre three thousand, the d O C and
• 58:00
  electronica y d c is A when I was on Conye's album right No Getting
• 58:07
  getting the g s. Yeah, now I'm making up all the mixed up
• 58:13
  acronyms. He's part of death Row, but yeah, he's like fucked up
• 58:15
  his vocal chorus, so he writes all the dre ship Okay, oh yeah,
• 58:22
  I'm writer. Yes, yes, a song far off g T G
• 58:27
  T A one of G T A s huh. A little bit of them
• 58:32
  say so thick. Yeah the dress thing might be weird though, because oh
• 58:38
  yeah, well, first of all, that's sparked the whole different conversation.
• 58:40
  I saw somebody say, how come, how come white guys never you have
• 58:45
  to wear dresses and only black people. I'm like, Nigga, that's not
• 58:47
  even. It was like somebody was like, you can name twenty black actors
• 58:50
  that have done it, but you can't name twenty white. Somebody literally made
• 58:52
  a minute and a half video of all white men, and it was like,
• 58:57
  I've never heard half these people. It was like, Nigga, it
• 58:59
  don't matter. You carry Robin Williams like you would go on, bro.
• 59:06
  It was like it was so many people, so many John Travolta, Bro
• 59:12
  and he did that ship when he was old, Like, you can go
• 59:15
  on and on. It's nothing that I just another thing solely just put it
• 59:21
  on, black man. I hate when when niggas get way too woke because
• 59:23
  you just start saying some random ship like that. I think, just think
• 59:27
  for a second, bro, I'm sorry, No, it's okay. One
• 59:30
  of my favorite things he said was they had they spent a year trying to
• 59:35
  convince everyone that Jonathan Matrix was attractive. Oh my, he said that that
• 59:39
  niggas attractive thing to say, which women love him like you can't. That's
• 59:52
  when I added the part where muscles covering up ugly and see exactly before when
• 59:57
  he was Yeah, they liked the when he was on was a on what's
• 1:00:00
  called not love craft. Yes, he was already big then muscular. You're
• 1:00:08
  not thinking about it because it don't exist because they weren't checking for him that
• 1:00:12
  it was hilarious. Sorry, she had the same fashion sense with no muscle
• 1:00:16
  love Craft. What's her name journeys Smote, Yeah, juggers. And she's
• 1:00:23
  been fine. She just came out like she works out a lot. Now,
• 1:00:29
  good for her, she looks great. True or false? That sh
• 1:00:30
  it was hilarious. Yeah, either way, it's fine. Jonathan Major's line
• 1:00:35
  hilarious because it's true hilarious. I don't think so. I don't think he's
• 1:00:39
  like woman be liking some random niggas. I don't know. I don't think
• 1:00:42
  he's a bad looking guy. He just got a civil rights face, like
• 1:00:45
  like that nigga. They try to say he's like the sexiest man alive.
• 1:00:51
  I'm not believing that that nigga. It makes the racist monkeys jokes a little
• 1:00:55
  bit true. Well, oh, let's go one hour and well one minute,
• 1:01:02
  we're gonna move on. Well, what else we got? So I
• 1:01:07
  was watching this show with Brandy called The Stranger. We're not going to talk
• 1:01:12
  about Johnathan Majors. You alread talking about him, were already talking about Oh
• 1:01:15
  yeah yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that. We watched him.
• 1:01:17
  So Johnathan Majors. Yeah, he did an interview in bell Bottoms about did
• 1:01:25
  that come out already? M hmm. That's was like a uh, like
• 1:01:30
  an interview from the life something from the boys exactly like a Trane was talking,
• 1:01:35
  what is this? Yeah, look dumb? Yeah, So yeah he
• 1:01:39
  did it with them, dumb ass bell Bottom You ever see an undercover brother,
• 1:01:44
  when you flow out the building and use them fucking bell bottom of parachutes.
• 1:01:49
  That's what the fuck he had on he had He did the interview with
• 1:01:52
  them pants on and when is that man? And then he do it with
• 1:01:54
  ABC. Yes, that was the company that fired him. Well, that
• 1:02:00
  was the thing that people were saying, like it's real nasty Disney's part because
• 1:02:04
  they fired him from the role. But then they interview him under the umbrella
• 1:02:07
  of good Good Morning America, just to see what the temperature is like,
• 1:02:13
  like with the perception, see if they could, can we bring that king?
• 1:02:17
  Yeah, that is forty chess, they'd be not checking. Let's see
• 1:02:24
  what happens. Let's just see what they think. Let's just see that y'all
• 1:02:30
  still fuck with him? And I feel like I feel like a lot of
• 1:02:34
  people. Well. The thing the thing about it though, is like his
• 1:02:36
  actual charges, like it was like a misdemeanor, right if I'm not mistaken,
• 1:02:40
  Like the charges weren't as bad as people think it was. I think
• 1:02:45
  it's third degree is saw or something like that. So I think he can
• 1:02:46
  spend up to a year in jail technically, But that's what I was gonna
• 1:02:50
  ask. I think like he can actually do jail time for this. It'll
• 1:02:52
  probably be three hundred and sixty four days a year. It'll probably three six
• 1:02:57
  But I mean he can get probation or something's only fine or community service some
• 1:03:00
  like that, but I think he can technically do jail time for it.
• 1:03:02
  So I was wondering, why the fuck are they doing like a redemption interview
• 1:03:05
  about the ship already. I'm kind of confused. He probably going to jail,
• 1:03:07
  That's probably why. But even so, like, well because the main
• 1:03:12
  the main mister mean to assault charge, wasn't it because when he ran away
• 1:03:15
  from her, like he's like the way he ripped his arm away. They're
• 1:03:17
  saying, like, because the whole video was there beforehand, like whatever cause
• 1:03:22
  that or something like Yeah, they're saying, whatever, it was something before
• 1:03:25
  the video we all saw. Yeah, think that was running. Paul asked
• 1:03:30
  that ship looked crazy. I'm like, damn running through the streets of New
• 1:03:34
  York. Stay away from these white women. Huh huh now about that about
• 1:03:40
  that? No? No, nah, he put on because no, because
• 1:03:45
  I'm watching the interview right, And they asked him about Meghan Good Oh yeah,
• 1:03:51
  and he goes, you know you know. Yeah, she's been holding
• 1:03:52
  me down. She's been great. Bla. She's like a Kreta Scott waiting
• 1:03:59
  like no, it was he. There was the pause before h It's like
• 1:04:02
  she's like, she's like, please don't say please, don't Coretta Scott.
• 1:04:10
  God damn, nigga a name after saying that to the white bitch, like
• 1:04:16
  nigga, Yo only knows one. He only knows one. That's is the
• 1:04:20
  only one he knows, Like like Rosa, who knows Michelle? Just say
• 1:04:24
  you like you could have said Michelle, but she actual he said that it
• 1:04:27
  was Michelle or Coretta. That was just Michelle. No, you gotta pick
• 1:04:30
  a third you got you can't use the same one. He's like, he's
• 1:04:34
  truth, say anybody nigga Damn. She's like Mary McLeod but like she's like
• 1:04:43
  Barbara Jordan's you gotta find someone new. You can't use the same She's like
• 1:04:46
  cookie. She's like everybody needs a cookie. She's like everybody needs first black
• 1:04:54
  astronaut lady with the short hair, right, Ray Gemison, she can't take
• 1:05:00
  away his microphone. I forget, I said after not hidden figures. So
• 1:05:05
  he's got like this silver that was like this civil rights fetish right, calling
• 1:05:12
  her correct, Scott King whatever, and something just tells me, I'm like,
• 1:05:15
  like Betty Shabbas and I saw this tweet where like this this makes a
• 1:05:19
  lot of sense. And he was like, yo, the tweet signs like
• 1:05:23
  the tweet said like I'm tired. What do you say? Whose tweet?
• 1:05:27
  The tweet that I saw about this? He's like, I'm tired for black
• 1:05:30
  women. Blah blah blah. It's like these dudes always come back around when
• 1:05:33
  it's hot, when it's like you was true. You know what I'm saying,
• 1:05:39
  like they always is the truth. It's these dudes. They look the
• 1:05:42
  same. All these dudes look alike. Who's saying by name? I was
• 1:05:46
  damn sure about the ass Not because I don't believe you. I just don't
• 1:05:49
  know. Because Cat said what he said applied to seven people, Nigga applied
• 1:05:55
  to Nigga. He was talking across from ship sharp. That was another thing
• 1:05:59
  he was saying about their country ass accent. I was like, you know,
• 1:06:02
  the most country nigga, nigga, and also a lot of those people,
• 1:06:05
  I felt bad. He's like a lot of people with my friends.
• 1:06:11
  I ain't gonna have to give no more. It is unlike you to align
• 1:06:16
  yourself for such losers. You haven't you have an affinity on the natural alliance,
• 1:06:25
  unlike you to have a natural land that is unlike the losers, and
• 1:06:27
  that is unlike that isike that was crazy over that line was cold. He's
• 1:06:32
  like the truth does not need motivation. I was like, I am not
• 1:06:36
  feel about alcohol I have and he drink in there, that whole bottle.
• 1:06:43
  I'm like that nigga is late, Like yo, man, he's five.
• 1:06:47
  You want to you want to be in white Land, Stay in white Land,
• 1:06:51
  don't come back home when it's time. But maybe he's not in white
• 1:06:55
  Land. Maybe he likes all the land. I ain't no, but I
• 1:07:00
  just don't see him. Have you seen the girl before the white girl?
• 1:07:03
  That's why I didn't. I didn't want to go that far because I looked
• 1:07:06
  this up. I looked up. I was trying. I was like John
• 1:07:11
  Van Major's dating history, Why because he's so I wanted to see it because
• 1:07:17
  I don't even finish my agenda. That's all that matters. That's all I'm
• 1:07:21
  trying to get on. What you find. Well, I couldn't see anything
• 1:07:25
  past uh, the old, the original girl that got in trouble because nobody
• 1:07:30
  cared about him back then. Because no one cared about him that back then,
• 1:07:32
  you know what I mean. So I just you know, it just
• 1:07:35
  it just seems that way. I can't really you know, like most things,
• 1:07:41
  it's just a feeling. You have a lot of feelings, a lot
• 1:07:44
  of feelings. Cause I'm like, you know, he wasn't really all you
• 1:07:45
  was all queen, didn't he answered the question sticking with you? With you
• 1:07:51
  and your answered the mystery I was wondering about. I was going to bring
• 1:07:56
  up actually during Christmas Christmas movies, like in like Friday After Next, his
• 1:08:02
  teeth are missing, but like he covers it pretty well the way he's talking
• 1:08:06
  and always, oh Jonathan, I'm like Jonathan Majors. Then yeah, what
• 1:08:15
  the fuck is teeth? Yeah? Because he said his uh child broke his
• 1:08:19
  teeth by a chain or like a medallion on his mouth, so they didn't
• 1:08:24
  have money to fix his teeth. So that's why they needed the money from
• 1:08:27
  Friday after Next just to fix his teeth. And they were living out of
• 1:08:30
  the trailer. That's what he said. And he was the next his like
• 1:08:34
  mouth like it's like look like he's missing teeth. I always wondered was that
• 1:08:38
  the character like or did he always have missing teeth? So, and it
• 1:08:43
  always bothered me in that movie, like working Out he came out because like
• 1:08:45
  they could have blamed on all of his character. I thought it was a
• 1:08:48
  I couldn't tell, and then like I guess another role later after that,
• 1:08:53
  his teeth was good and I was like, yeah, can't So that's true.
• 1:09:00
  At least that person is true. I don't like that to your John
• 1:09:03
  Majors. No, that's all. I'm just like, bro, like these
• 1:09:08
  dudes like they get famis, you know, they get these white women,
• 1:09:10
  and then when they when things get hot or when they get in trouble messing
• 1:09:15
  with these broads, they want to go run back to where they should have
• 1:09:19
  been the whole time. It is like, bro, like stop using like
• 1:09:23
  it just feels it feels it feels like not genuine number one. It feels
• 1:09:30
  like but she's like, huh like black Queed, but nigga, he was
• 1:09:41
  just calling the white bitch credit scot King. But then even in that it's
• 1:09:47
  delusion, because what the fuck are you looking at this motherfucking you want to
• 1:09:51
  want this milk of motherfucking madness. Looking at her, be like, yo,
• 1:09:57
  you know what you should be like. He just wanted to oh Bama.
• 1:10:00
  He just wants her to hold it, hould him down. That's it.
• 1:10:03
  They don't hold me down, while these white women like reds did Martluther
• 1:10:09
  King did. I'm saying down, Yeah, that's what different. That's different.
• 1:10:15
  Didn't Yes, yes, you're saying that was some bullshit they read just
• 1:10:23
  to discredit him again. You might want to do some research. Show me
• 1:10:29
  the white bitches exactly, give me some research. Show me Martin Luther King.
• 1:10:36
  Show me Martin Luther King with white bitches. Yeah, all right.
• 1:10:41
  The absence of evidence is not the evidence ofence. There are now unknown not
• 1:10:45
  knows, things that we don't know, we didn't know, and I don't
• 1:10:47
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  You know what I mean? Mike, Are you a fan of Joe
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  Koy? Oh? Yeah, then he hosted on the Golden Globes Golden Globes
• 1:12:35
  last night. I can't get a chance to Oh I didn't get chance.
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  I get a chance to watch that was he? I didn't watch, but
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  I got a lot. Really, Yeah, he was really funny, but
• 1:12:45
  I guess not everybody can toybody is meant to be a host of just because
• 1:12:49
  you're comedian comfortable? Really? Was he worse than what's his name? The
• 1:12:54
  one dude that hosted? Uh? Fuck? He's Oh. He had a
• 1:12:57
  joke about Taylor Swift that I saw. He said, I know we're airing
• 1:13:00
  during NFL Sunday, but we actually have less cutaways to Taylor Swift. Then
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  they cut to Taylor Swift and she was just drinking her champagne like this.
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  Whether he won't be here next year? Yeah, hell no, he won't
• 1:13:15
  not be there. What was the one dude that did it? The black
• 1:13:16
  dude? Who was Carmichael? Yeah? Carmichael? What was that? What?
• 1:13:21
  What a show was that? Though? Was it last year? Years
• 1:13:26
  ago? Either? They ain't getting right now? I had to be It
• 1:13:29
  wasn't last year. I think it was like a couple of years ago.
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  What is the Golden Globes for? Is that? T TV? TV?
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  Movie, TV and movie? Carmichael was he was he was just saying anything
• 1:13:38
  up there, but he was trying. He was trying to be like he
• 1:13:41
  was trying to be edgy. He was literally on TV all right, shut
• 1:13:43
  the fuck up, Like, bro, what did you know? I'm gay?
• 1:13:45
  Now? Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Like
• 1:13:48
  you know, yeah, you know I'm now. It's like he was trying
• 1:13:51
  to be like it's like he was trying to be Dave Chappelle, but it
• 1:13:56
  was like a really bad Dave Chapelle impersonation. Like okay, okay, hell,
• 1:14:00
  okay. His TV show was good, his TV show was funny.
• 1:14:08
  Well, he's a funny comedian, but that ship was like watching a car
• 1:14:10
  accidental. I'm like, god, damn. Now he's a gay comedian,
• 1:14:15
  always a comedian, he was always. We just didn't know he was in
• 1:14:18
  the closet, in the closet, in that big ass closet, big ass
• 1:14:25
  closet. He got a lot more fashionable. He can dress, you know,
• 1:14:30
  huh. You know. And I wish I didn't know or who the
• 1:14:32
  fuck Gypsy Roads is? Bro, Now, who's Gypsy Rose? You don't
• 1:14:39
  know who? Okay? I wish I li Keenan doesn't. It doesn't as
• 1:14:44
  much. Okay, So Gypsy Rose right is this? She just got ut
• 1:14:46
  prison Jesus girl. Was it nineties early two thousand? No, actually no
• 1:14:51
  it won't even I won't know. Yeah early like yeah, so yeah,
• 1:14:56
  mid two thousands. But growing up though, her mom basically made it se
• 1:15:00
  like she was sick. So her whole childhood and her whole life up to
• 1:15:02
  that point. Proxy you ever seen that movie Ma with uh Octavia Spencer.
• 1:15:12
  Yeah, so what she was doing to her daughter, Yeah, it's essentially
• 1:15:15
  what the girl what the girl gypsy roses mom was doing her. But this
• 1:15:18
  is real life, ship like real life made her believe that she is another
• 1:15:23
  chronically ill. Yeah, no, it's a movie. I think it's a
• 1:15:25
  movie based on her. She had like all teeth pooled, she had like
• 1:15:29
  feeding tube uh like surgeries for ship that she didn't need. Yeah, it
• 1:15:33
  was bad. She was in a wheelchair when she could walk the whole time.
• 1:15:36
  Yeah, I saw like TikTok about her age, like it was a
• 1:15:42
  movie. She's all that. Somehow, this chick finds love somehow, even
• 1:15:49
  through all this love, love finds a way. What do you think?
• 1:15:56
  He was well desperate and and that's acostic. He saved He saved her life.
• 1:16:03
  He did either way, So he came from Wisconsin. I don't know
• 1:16:06
  where where's she from? I got you Missouriuri, So went from Wisconsin to
• 1:16:12
  Missouri, met them at a movie theater. That was her first date.
• 1:16:18
  Somehow some way comes back to their house another time and kills the mom right
• 1:16:27
  like gruesome, like he did. Yes, well she set it up like
• 1:16:30
  like he wanted it done, and he was stabbed there like she what the
• 1:16:36
  mom was doing. She was catching on what the mom was doing. I
• 1:16:40
  guess I've been waiting to murder. She was sneaking the pills away somehow and
• 1:16:43
  waking up and realizing what was happened. Was it? Uh, like fucking
• 1:16:46
  dog pills? There's all type of ship. Yeah, I forget what she
• 1:16:51
  got surgery, she had feeding tube, she had like a like not the
• 1:16:56
  bag, the bag, all type of ship. What you're saying sounds familiar.
• 1:17:00
  You're talking about something else. You've seen that that clip on uh you
• 1:17:04
  TikTok where the chick the mom was giving her dog pills and she went to
• 1:17:09
  the pharmacy and then like, oh, this is to like make dogs not
• 1:17:12
  be able to walk? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Was that a movie?
• 1:17:16
  Yeah? I think it was a movie. It was one of those
• 1:17:20
  screens Johns. So you got just hit the account delivering for part two.
• 1:17:28
  Yeah, boy. But so they ended up watch a whole the whole ship.
• 1:17:35
  But yeah, the boyfriend ended up stabbing the mom like thirty times or
• 1:17:39
  something like that. Yeah, he got life in prison and then they had
• 1:17:42
  sex afterwards, but they like left her in the house, left in the
• 1:17:45
  house, and then like just left and went to Wisconsin. Was on the
• 1:17:47
  run for like a week, and then she tweeted or like facebook something that
• 1:17:51
  was I think it was Facebook is dead. Yeah, and then ticked off
• 1:17:55
  the neighbors and neighbors like like wait, who the doing They called a wellness
• 1:17:59
  call and then found them the guy. But he got ten years and served
• 1:18:02
  eight and a half. He got life. Now she's out on like a
• 1:18:05
  press on it. Not only is she on the press run, she got
• 1:18:09
  a new boyfriend and everything. No, married, she's married now, Yeah,
• 1:18:13
  to know the whole nother guy. This is the second guy. Yeah,
• 1:18:16
  second guy. No, No, no, no, not the guy
• 1:18:18
  that killing Yea, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Guy. No,
• 1:18:23
  no, I'm not talking about the guy that killed the mom. Was in
• 1:18:27
  prison, she got engaged or whatever to another guy while she was in prison
• 1:18:31
  while she was the third guy. This is the third guy. That's crazy.
• 1:18:35
  Hey man, prisonerly need love to his family. The family was like,
• 1:18:42
  well, she must have did something so they didn't give a fuck about
• 1:18:45
  her mom getting killed. Yeah, damn, because she did. She was
• 1:18:47
  like a horrible person. It's hard to feel bad. It's hard to be
• 1:18:50
  bad for a person that would do that. But it's but I tend to
• 1:18:54
  feel not feel bad, but like if she's out, I feel like the
• 1:18:58
  dude should get out. That's kind of how I feel. But they still,
• 1:19:00
  you know, murders murder. Yeah, but I don't think he's playing.
• 1:19:03
  I don't think I think he should have got twenty five. No,
• 1:19:08
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• 1:19:14
  body like gru grusome. Keep that again, jail, never mind, you
• 1:19:17
  know he Well, then she needs to be in a little longer than eight
• 1:19:19
  years. Oh yeah, but then but then again, can you blase no?
• 1:19:25
  And that's what the court was like her time. Yeah, she did
• 1:19:29
  her time. She did the crime and did the time. Yeah, but
• 1:19:31
  now they're just everywhere ye, well, it's not even they're turning it into
• 1:19:36
  she got to like an icon though, like Jesus everywhere, like she's all
• 1:19:43
  over Twitter. She got a book coming out, which is that's cool and
• 1:19:45
  stuff this Lord press round like I'm not surprised, but people turn her into
• 1:19:49
  like the it girl. I'm like, come on, bro, it won't
• 1:19:54
  last. Don't worry who not. This wrapped this up by different touring all
• 1:19:59
  around, different all types of ship bro. And then people were attacked like
• 1:20:03
  I don't know if y'all saw this, but people were like attacking her husband
• 1:20:08
  online because the dude looks like goofy, the stalest piece of white bread you
• 1:20:13
  can find, like a fucking low like it looks like fucking cohog and the
• 1:20:20
  whole city, the whole city of right, and so I guess you were
• 1:20:24
  attacking him. And then she responds like yeah, this is like I love
• 1:20:28
  you and don't worry about them. You rock my world every night. Yeah,
• 1:20:31
  that's right, is amazing, amazing lost Yeah, well, uh Gypsy
• 1:20:45
  Ruse I said Ruby Rose, Ruby Rust completely different persons, see complete different
• 1:20:49
  person might speaking. I'm starting to I'm starting to get like you when it
• 1:20:53
  comes to the content of food, wasting food for content, it's really pissing
• 1:20:59
  me. Off. It's a bit. It's it's very stupid. You're talking
• 1:21:01
  about what did you see? Now? This is just a ton of people
• 1:21:04
  just like you, buying like a whole meal just to fucking make content or
• 1:21:10
  just to like throw it like do some dumb ship with it starring kids and
• 1:21:14
  not a star kids, just starving kids here, like for instance, the
• 1:21:17
  fucking one white lady that be cooking them horrid. Yes, yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:21
  for sure, but it's but it's other. It's just like, yeah,
• 1:21:25
  yeah, I know what you're talking about. Like I bought a fucking
• 1:21:29
  gallant thing of ice cream just for him to put it all over his kitchen
• 1:21:31
  floor and rolling it. What Remember that's how that's how they started COVID.
• 1:21:36
  They was looking at ice cream in the stores. I remember now cod started
• 1:21:42
  he was looking at ice cream in store. I remember that was like that
• 1:21:45
  was then before. How do you feel about you ever seen the people that
• 1:21:54
  do the same thing but with drinks, like swing the drinks and left the
• 1:21:57
  glass break and ship. I'll be watching that's that's entertaining. You never see
• 1:22:01
  oh what video dude on TikTok where it's like he'll like have stiff smash into
• 1:22:15
  each other like he'll have like to like two like glass things on like strings.
• 1:22:23
  Yeah, that's what you're talking about about. But the action video,
• 1:22:29
  because that's not wasteful because they drink the ship. There's there's one guy.
• 1:22:34
  Yeah that's bottles of soda just dropping like there. It'll be like like a
• 1:22:40
  cardboard with spikes on it and it'll just oh, I know. I've seen
• 1:22:43
  the one where it was like the niggas they were like commentating like it's the
• 1:22:46
  US and it was like a tournament bottles of bottle we have Captain Morgans and
• 1:22:56
  the thing it's like it's the wasteful it is soda. No, it's not
• 1:22:59
  waste, the best stuff for you. So it's like we talked about two
• 1:23:01
  different things. It's alwaysful that well, if the bottles empty and you drunk,
• 1:23:05
  you're fine. But I'm talking about the ones where like they take twenty
• 1:23:10
  full two meters or things one down the stairs. It's just like just like
• 1:23:16
  drop steps down. It's pretty satisfying. It's wasteful, but pretty satisfying.
• 1:23:24
  Yeah, I'm saying like it's wasteful, but it's not like it's not like
• 1:23:27
  a bottle of water beer, you know, it's not really good for you.
• 1:23:30
  And so it's like, so it's not like a necessity. Yeah,
• 1:23:34
  here's not good for you. It neither is the bullship mac and cheese thing
• 1:23:40
  the ladies making. I don't see that if the ingredients could be better used
• 1:23:44
  to make something healthier macon cheese thing, because white that nasty ship. First
• 1:23:48
  of all, I remember so apparently we talked about this bandy noodles. Apparently
• 1:23:55
  that's a New Orleans thing, and we're I didn't know that, saying you
• 1:24:00
  been in New Orleans. I've been. You've been in New Orleans. So
• 1:24:01
  I've been there, You've been there. Nobody ever came up to me and
• 1:24:05
  I went out to eat there. Nobody was ever like, yo, you
• 1:24:09
  want some mac and cheese spaghetti? Get the fun out of I went to
• 1:24:15
  two different places that could have macaroni and cheese on the menu, and ship
• 1:24:18
  like that. I seen the elbow mac. It was never even a topic
• 1:24:24
  of conversation. That's what happens when you want some macaroni and cheese. When
• 1:24:29
  you get a group of getty noodles, a group of men, you know,
• 1:24:31
  podcasts coming nowhere. She was coming at us crazy. I'm like a
• 1:24:34
  bunch of men. They don't never go nowhere. What I missed this in
• 1:24:42
  Europe? I was, And she put in the comments like this will have
• 1:24:45
  me get men. I don't go nowhere. No, she didn't put in
• 1:24:47
  the comments. She made a videos like this is one traveling as one traveling
• 1:24:59
  as checked my I was just in Canada this week, this year, Canada.
• 1:25:05
  Niggas just in Europe exactly like I'm going to Barbados in a few weeks.
• 1:25:15
  Stitched niggas. She stitched it. Yeah, bitch, I was born
• 1:25:17
  in Europe. Come check my berth to check my gave you guess what?
• 1:25:25
  And Italy theview she got, well, she had quite a large following.
• 1:25:30
  Not if I can find it, get don't get question started. Yeah you
• 1:25:36
  know quiet hater moves. She was like, we got a consultation baggage that
• 1:25:46
  it was funny stitch coming you are you are a disciple of Joe Budden,
• 1:25:53
  for sure? Is I think it's a spaghetti noodles and baked mac and cheek.
• 1:25:59
  You see, it's men like y'all that have never been anywhere or experienced
• 1:26:03
  anything outside of your own major city. I would fix your face to say
• 1:26:09
  some dumb ship like that. Now. I know y'all have never been to
• 1:26:13
  New Orleans wrong because it's underwater, bitch and the divine. If you've never
• 1:26:21
  been to naows your next no LO visit. I want to see her face.
• 1:26:29
  She's not ugly. We shouldn't call her bitch, but but yeah,
• 1:26:32
  she's very wrong, Mike, what's the what's what's the verdict? How do
• 1:26:36
  you lock my phone? That's what she play with the sound on. She's
• 1:26:45
  not ugly, but yeah, that's what she said. But she definitely speaking
• 1:26:57
  you like the follow her person like the video. Okay, which goofy?
• 1:27:06
  Are you talking about them? I was just gonna talk about d d G.
• 1:27:11
  Wait, why is he goofy? But he's always goofy though he's very
• 1:27:16
  goofy, but he uh, he's a pretty much a professional troll at this
• 1:27:20
  point. He's a goofy pioneer. Is this Nigga is a genius because he
• 1:27:26
  posted told us. He told us in April he said, I can't wait
• 1:27:30
  to be a dad or whatever said with the I can't wait to be your
• 1:27:32
  father with the ultrasound on April first. Everybody's like, nah, people that
• 1:27:41
  like live their lives to be celebrities or projecting feeling. There's a study that
• 1:27:45
  they're it's kind of the same thing that happened with with the with Simone Biles,
• 1:27:55
  like they just can't let somebody be happy. Like you might not like
• 1:28:00
  DDG, but you also don't know. Also you don't you don't know them.
• 1:28:06
  Again, you don't know DDG. You don't know Halle. Clearly she's
• 1:28:12
  in madly in love with this nigga and they're married, and they're married and
• 1:28:15
  they have a baby. Maybe he's doing something right that you goofball on the
• 1:28:21
  internet don't see every day? Did you see the one posted the one chick
• 1:28:27
  she did a whole big like two three paragraphs because they didn't do a maternity
• 1:28:31
  shoot. So she posted a maternity shoot and was like, see, you
• 1:28:38
  don't have to hide, And it was like, what does this have to
• 1:28:40
  do with you? You know why nobody don't you know why you don't got
• 1:28:43
  a high bitch, because nobody give a fuck about you and your wound.
• 1:28:46
  But why do you have to do all that, Like, you don't have
• 1:28:48
  to do a whole it's re medial. It's one of people because they just
• 1:28:53
  expect, oh, there's a celebrity with a filing, So they need to
• 1:28:57
  post everything about their lives because I because I need to know. No,
• 1:29:00
  not even just I deserve to know because I'm titled. I'm entitled to access
• 1:29:05
  to their personal lives. No, she don't gotta tell you nothing, bootball
• 1:29:11
  bitch. These people don't owe it ship. She don't gotta She don't gotta
• 1:29:14
  do nothing for y'all. The sooner you realize that celebrities don't owe you anything,
• 1:29:17
  the better your life will be. These mermaid little mermaid checks and die.
• 1:29:24
  That's all she gotta do. When I go to the movie, I
• 1:29:27
  pay her salary. Really thing like that. That's that's the crazy part.
• 1:29:30
  That's gotta be sometimes some form of narcissists. That's no, some some form
• 1:29:34
  of stupid stupid ass list because how like like she's happy, let her be
• 1:29:42
  happy. Most be one of that post like Hallie will never let you trap
• 1:29:45
  her? Oh yeah, trap her has a lot of money. She got
• 1:29:54
  more than him, but he still got his own brain. He's not okay.
• 1:29:58
  Just because you don't know who is doesn't mean of that money you don't
• 1:30:01
  know, it's just money. Be so quick. I know everybody's gonna kill
• 1:30:06
  me for this. I wouldn't be so quick to say she's got more than
• 1:30:09
  him if we're going off the black actress payscale right now. No, I
• 1:30:13
  think it's a chance that he. I think the Disney got checks. Are
• 1:30:19
  they underpaid or not? They are, Raggie's underpaid, but it's a Roagie
• 1:30:26
  wasn't the Little Mermaid but exactly, And then with all the fucking extra merchant
• 1:30:31
  stuff. I think she's okay. Yeah, I think she's okay. I
• 1:30:35
  just I wouldn't. I'm just saying that Nigga's doing pretty all right. It's
• 1:30:42
  a different move. And then she's also in the Beyonce camp. And if
• 1:30:46
  you think that anybody in her camp is gonna let her get underbold, Giselle
• 1:30:50
  is not even going to let her her soul. No take no chump change
• 1:30:56
  in her middle name. You know, did you? Yes? You know.
• 1:31:03
  I'm be over here for a long time, down with Robin. I'm
• 1:31:11
  down with her too, But we need music, Robin, but we'll never
• 1:31:15
  get it, you know what I wish. This is a pet peeve of
• 1:31:17
  mine, and this is terrible. It's not terrible, but it's kind of
• 1:31:20
  on the same lines as what the fuck you just said. So this goes
• 1:31:24
  against all my being about being in people's business that you don't know. I
• 1:31:28
  wish Google's network ship was more accurate. You pocket watching. You just google
• 1:31:36
  both of theirs and they're a million apart. But it's like, that's not
• 1:31:41
  right. See that's what I'm saying. It's one of those things a million
• 1:31:44
  apart. That's not right. And it made me think about it because cats
• 1:31:46
  aid the same thing, like Googles. The ship that Google says my network
• 1:31:51
  is I got in cash, Like I said that that was for like one
• 1:31:55
  Netflix network, So what sense does that make? That is a weird thing.
• 1:31:59
  That's I understand that, but for argument purposes, to defend these niggas
• 1:32:04
  are like have liked a nigga? I use their network not about think pieces,
• 1:32:11
  but for argument purposes or conversations purposes. I wish it was just like
• 1:32:14
  you know, look told you. It's just like let them be happy.
• 1:32:20
  Yeah, it's all right. They're raising a nice, happy family. It
• 1:32:25
  looks like so maybe baby Halo funk off. Maybe I don't know. I
• 1:32:30
  don't know. Try it, try it my workout for you mind your own
• 1:32:32
  business, you know what I'm saying, focus on your life. You know
• 1:32:38
  again, it's always the people that are not even you are single. Chloe
• 1:32:42
  still looking good as ever, she looks better now. Let her get a
• 1:32:45
  winner for Chloe. I just hope that they start not having to the two
• 1:32:48
  of them. Yeah, they will probably get one more album out of because
• 1:32:50
  that last album was actually fire. They make good music together, the music.
• 1:32:55
  They make good music. They make good music together. But Edd,
• 1:33:00
  let's not just you don't know how many times to watch that nine seconds of
• 1:33:10
  fings Wow for getting her backbone up. Yea, that ship she was plastered.
• 1:33:15
  She's getting back horny hours because it's a it's a little part. It's
• 1:33:19
  a nice little three seconds where you can see her butt crack, really good,
• 1:33:25
  really nice. It is not everybody. When you see the top of
• 1:33:28
  that butt crack, I'm like, that's Chloe's butt crack. Like you felt
• 1:33:31
  a little bit of damon. Yeah, you can shot the damnse fucking bastard.
• 1:33:35
  No shout out to that ball that was in between them. That's what
• 1:33:40
  That's what it was. Yeah, it was always like that was the only
• 1:33:42
  thing saving her because boy Slift in sorry jail, you go fast track to
• 1:33:53
  prison, right to the back of this paddy wagon, side to side.
• 1:33:59
  They're never gonna jail, so quick, brace yourself on the turns. Don't
• 1:34:04
  go, don't go further, do not, do not collect two hundred dollars
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  directly under the jail. Jail nigga. As soon as she feels like it's
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  over, guess who's going get done. It's like when the porn starts accidentally
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  put in the button the girl goes. That was always one of my favorite
• 1:34:29
  segments on the Accidental there's a series, and that's because he'd be they will
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  be plaster in the chick, like when it come out and it goes in
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  the butt and it just goes all the way, it goes all the way
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  and pop out. No, no, no, no, it's just Wayne
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  Wayne Wayne whan when Wayne wa like like a fucking dolphin, Like then they
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  slowed down, slow it down. Yeah, that's sick. Yeah, I
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  can only imagine it happens. I actually happens a lot, happens a lot.
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  Yeah. You gotta know your stroke, fellas, got to know your
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  stroke. That's the lesson O the day that you get your dick broke.
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  Yeah, on the on the re entry, you just hit that space in
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  between Okay, then grundle the the m M. All right, what else
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  we got? Do we have anything? You know? That's it, folks
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  doing something a little different today. You find out as we go. Yeah,
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  yeah bye, you think I play? I'm not shout out to my
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  cousin who took me to the Michigan game this year, my cousin brother brother
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  cousin historic year n C double A Champs take that they did. They do
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  the trainer for the game game. I don't think they lie. They lie.
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  They tell a lot. I don't know. M left before the lastuf.
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  Haven't eaten yet. I need to get some food and hungry. Okay,
• 1:36:38
  all right, guys, see you in a couple of you figure it
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  out. Sorry, guys, we were just lying. We was lying just
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  now, well we wasn't lying, but were lying. We wasn't lying.
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  So what was that? Like a record show? And what are we doing
• 1:36:53
  again? Uh? Do your normal go back to the live show stuff?
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  Yeah? God, that mother. I don't know why you're looking at me
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  like you want me to and whatever. It has to be right mouth like
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  it's inside, it's like right at the door. I can taste it.
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  Yo, It's like I looked around like tasted. It tastes. I never
• 1:37:20
  saw a skunk that strong. Like it's literally like fogging my brain. It's
• 1:37:25
  like that woman to go out there like elmre pew, like get that waskly
• 1:37:30
  skunk. Sorry, guys, it's just a skunk around and it's really pungent.
• 1:37:34
  But there. But yeah, make sure you guys, uh true.
• 1:37:39
  Lord, I can't even focus. It's a lot. Oh god, this
• 1:37:44
  is Check the link in the lake tree for the live show mark second.
• 1:37:48
  Details in the lake Tree all be on the website and then this week stay
• 1:37:54
  tuned, check your iTunes, your Apple podcasts, your Spotify a little sooner
• 1:38:00
  than you normally do. Mm hmm. You switching it up, making it
• 1:38:03
  a little more digestible nuggets. Everybody's talking about it's too much meat for us,
• 1:38:09
  So we're gonna we're gonna even step your pussy up. They said,
• 1:38:12
  the one by one is too much one by one, too much, too
• 1:38:15
  much girth for the man demn So we'll break it up a little bit,
• 1:38:20
  you know what I'm saying, Give you a little nugget to keep you going,
• 1:38:24
  and so you can't it's people look at a three hour riadygo oh my
• 1:38:28
  God, it's too much. I'll never watch this, understand that because I'm
• 1:38:31
  still trying to get through that all of this Cat Williams interview. So I
• 1:38:35
  couldn't really participate all the way I want to do because I'm like, God,
• 1:38:39
  damn, nigga, this niggas talk for forty four hundred hours, Like
• 1:38:43
  why do I forty four hundred hours? That's two hours and forty four Man,
• 1:38:46
  it felt like it though, But you know what I'm saying. If
• 1:38:49
  that's it said that he went on for forty minutes before they even turn the
• 1:38:54
  cameras on, I believe it. I believe it said he walked in just
• 1:38:57
  on on ten, like, just walked in this already going all right,
• 1:39:01
  we should probably start the ship, turn on the camera. He's like,
• 1:39:04
  I wish I would have start had the cameras rolling when he walked in,
• 1:39:06
  because they missed so much good ship. Yeah. So yeah, guys,
• 1:39:11
  we're gonna divvy up the episodes. We're gonna give you the same amount of
• 1:39:15
  content. We're just gonna break it up over and give it to your some
• 1:39:18
  different times. Actually might get more content, you might get this way,
• 1:39:23
  you might get more because you know we're not running through it all crazy.
• 1:39:27
  So you know what I'm saying, let us know how to keep So keep
• 1:39:31
  those notifications on for your Spotify's, for your Apple podcasts, all the likes
• 1:39:35
  and all them there YouTube, make sure you subscribe there. Patreon the best
• 1:39:41
  website in the world. Make sure you uh get up on that and make
• 1:39:45
  sure yeah, like you said, like you just said, live show link
• 1:39:49
  coming soon. Make sure you grab your tickets there are They are limited.
• 1:39:53
  There's not a lot. We're going for a little intimate first first run with
• 1:39:57
  the live show. So you know, real beaters only and medium beaters whoever's
• 1:40:01
  got money, whatever, beaters with money, medium beaters, like beaters,
• 1:40:05
  whatever, beaters want to cough up the DEVI come through and well we'll promise
• 1:40:10
  you we're gonna have a good time man, and we will see you next
• 1:40:13
  time. I don't know s yes, bye, okay. I guess that
• 1:40:20
  answers my question. What it's all right, It's all right, we're hearing
• 1:40:30
  us here for the ride always. I don't even know if you want to
• 1:40:38
  be I wasn't out out George. Sorry, I stop recording bustling up my betting a