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- 0:15you, JT. I don't believe it. Good morning. I
- 0:19don't even know what you guys are talking about.
- 0:22This is DeProgram with Ted Rall and Jamarl
- 0:25Thomas. It is Thursday, September 24th, 2026.
- 0:29Today on the docket, to give you an idea how
- 0:32crazy international relationships have become,
- 0:35Prime Minister Mark Carney says that Canada is
- 0:39preparing for military action by the United States
- 0:42and Donald Trump against Canada. That's
- 0:45not in a rag. Well, maybe it's in a rag, but
- 0:48it's in The New York Times. Another U.S. citizen
- 0:51misidentified as a legal immigrant has been brutalized
- 0:56by ICE this time in Evanston, Illinois. That's
- 0:59south of Chicago. They even broke out his teeth.
- 1:02We'll talk about that. Two U.S. senators, well,
- 1:06one U.S. senator and a U.S. senatorial
- 1:08hopeful, are in deep shit this morning. We talked
- 1:11a little bit, Jamarl, you brought up Susan Collins
- 1:14and the troubles that she's facing relating to
- 1:18allegations that she broke federal campaign law
- 1:22in a very serious way. That's now being added
- 1:25by another New York Times report. This is Mary
- 1:27Peltola, who's the Democratic nominee for the
- 1:30U.S. Senate in Alaska. She basically is being
- 1:34accused of being another Amy Klobuchar mean girl.
- 1:37It's funny because we just brought up Amy Klobuchar
- 1:39yesterday in the show, apropos of nothing in
- 1:43particular, and this just came up. So it's funny
- 1:46how that comes up. We are here Monday through
- 1:48Friday, 9 a.m. Eastern time. Mondays, Wednesdays,
- 1:51and Fridays we go a full two hours to 11.
- 1:53On Tuesdays and Thursdays we have the TMI Show
- 1:56at 10 a.m. So that cuts us off at 10 a.m. On
- 2:00Fridays I have the DMZ podcast and don't
- 2:04forget seven to nine Monday through Friday in
- 2:06the morning. That's Eastern time to tune in
- 2:08Jamarl's show solo. Okay that's a lot. Please
- 2:13like, follow and share the show. Please continue
- 2:15to support the show. Okay, good morning Jamarl. How
- 2:18are you doing this morning? I'm doing fine. I'm
- 2:20doing fine. I want to add one more story to it
- 2:22and it's not that this person is in trouble. It's
- 2:24just intrigue. Kyrsten Sinema. Did you hear the
- 2:29thing about her and the bodyguard? Where the
- 2:30bodyguard apparently trashed her place, $200,000
- 2:32worth of damage. Apparently she likes artwork.
- 2:37She has a lot of artwork that ended up at the
- 2:39bottom of the swimming pool. Yeah, he basically
- 2:42wanted her to post something on Twitter. But
- 2:45I don't know what he wanted her to post on Twitter,
- 2:47and she told him no, and he flipped out. Now,
- 2:49just for the audience, just in case they don't
- 2:51know, she was having a bit of an affair with
- 2:53her bodyguard. I saw the guy, and I thought to
- 2:57myself, she couldn't do better than this. I'm
- 3:01sorry. I saw the guy, and I thought, when you
- 3:05look at the mugshot, and I was like, this is
- 3:07the guy? Yeah. Look, she's not. She has
- 3:11a certain something, right? She's not
- 3:15a classic beauty, but. But there's
- 3:18something there that I like. She does. She's
- 3:20sexy. No question she is. Now when people
- 3:23say can you be pretty and not sexy, she's an example
- 3:25of, I mean can you be sexy without being pretty.
- 3:28She's not ugly but she's not pretty but she's
- 3:31definitely sexy. And he's, I think
- 3:36this reminds me when Arnold Schwarzenegger got
- 3:38with his nanny and I saw a picture
- 3:41of her I was like she was just what was lying
- 3:44around. When I saw the Kyrsten
- 3:50Sinema 39-year-old dude, I was like, man, that
- 3:55guy looks like he sleeps hard sometimes. It was
- 3:59like, whoa. Although, mugshot is never a great
- 4:02moment. True, but I can't see a good moment for
- 4:07this guy. No, I'm agreeing. I'm extrapolating.
- 4:11Clean him up, Ricki Lake makeover. I'm like,
- 4:15hmm. Still don't see it. By the way, did you
- 4:19see the woman who was arrested? The woman was
- 4:22arrested for having sex in Florida with the family
- 4:24dog. And she had a great mugshot. And she's a
- 4:28dog fucker. Alleged dog fucker. And she definitely
- 4:32broke. She didn't go the Nick Nolte route. She
- 4:36looked great in the mugshot. Yeah. Well
- 4:39that dog obviously had it coming. He was. I didn't
- 4:54know that TMI got moved up. It's a confusing
- 5:01time. I never thought I'd live to see a time when the government
- 5:04of Canada would have to prepare itself, steel
- 5:06itself against a U.S. military attack from the
- 5:10U.S. But here we are. Well, that is a time-honored,
- 5:13in fairness though, Ted, that is a time-honored
- 5:16tradition. Canada twice.
- 5:19The last time was in the 1850s. We nearly went to
- 5:24war over... went to war with the British Empire
- 5:26over a pig. Look it up. It was a crisis. A Canadian
- 5:28farmer shot an American pig and damn it, it started
- 5:33a war. Yeah, that's true. But this is North America,
- 5:35where if it happened before Tuesday, nobody remembers
- 5:41it. This is America. What are you talking about?
- 5:44It happened yesterday. No one knows. That's true.
- 5:47Very true. How do y'all think my mugshot would
- 5:50look? Brutally honest. Pretty much the way you
- 5:53always look. I'm hoping I would smile. Well,
- 5:57a smile is a good idea because that picture is
- 6:04going to be all over the place. Well, it depends
- 6:06on how they get you in there for the mugshot. It's
- 6:08like, is this your last-stand mugshot? Or is
- 6:11this a... I always assume it's my last
- 6:14stand. I'd like to take a page out of the apostle.
- 6:20My favorite one is the Frank Sinatra one that's
- 6:22in every pizza parlor where he's just
- 6:24sort of like, what. What's the... He'd
- 6:27polish it off. I don't even remember what he was
- 6:33arrested for. Neither do I, but
- 6:35Sinatra, Sammy Davis, all those guys had mob ties
- 6:39and stuff like that so who knows. But I don't
- 6:41think this had anything to do with it. I think
- 6:43it was something like maybe shoplifting
- 6:45or something stupid like that. Oh you mean when
- 6:47he was a kid? Yeah. You've seen it. He's
- 6:50very young. And he's, he
- 6:53aged great. He always looked great. But
- 6:57yeah he's such a man. I always think to myself
- 7:00Sinatra's thing is a man's man.
- 7:02Jill Scott is a woman's woman. When
- 7:05they're doing their albums, their music, it's
- 7:09very unapologetically a man. Men would always
- 7:11that type of true. Oh God, man, he's so good.
- 7:16Yeah, let's talk about Canada. Let's talk about
- 7:20Canada. All right, let's get... Is Carney playing
- 7:23to his audience in this? And just for the audience,
- 7:26he was having an interview with The New York Times
- 7:30and in The New York Times piece Carney made the
- 7:32point of saying it would be irresponsible if
- 7:35I didn't prepare for potential military
- 7:37attack by the U.S. It's a tail risk but still
- 7:40you have to prepare for it because a long-tail
- 7:42risk he used, which is that term which is sort
- 7:43of like a dot-com term. Yeah. Is he
- 7:45playing to his Canadian base? Is that what this
- 7:48is? Look, hey we have to pretend
- 7:53we have to potentially prepare for an invasion
- 7:56by Trump. He threatened Greenland with military
- 7:59force. He's threatening South America with
- 8:02military force. He put out the map of all of Canada
- 8:04and South America and even British colonies
- 8:06and French colonies that are supposed to be American
- 8:10territory. So we got to prepare for this. Okay,
- 8:14but the U.S. hasn't built up any military force
- 8:17to attack Canada. Yeah, but we don't really need
- 8:20to. In the doctrine of preemption,
- 8:22you're allowed to attack if your enemy's forces
- 8:26are massed on the border. Right. Okay. But we're
- 8:30the United States. We're already massed on the
- 8:34border. We're right
- 8:38there. But don't you have to build up some military
- 8:40contingent to go after Canada if you're going
- 8:41to do it? I would think honestly, I have a feeling
- 8:45that this is probably something the U.S. could
- 8:48take care of over a weekend. It's so
- 8:51sparsely populated, right? There's
- 8:5350 percent of the economic. I think that's
- 8:56right. But a very, very high percentage of economic
- 8:58activity in Canada is all in Quebec, right? So
- 9:02if you merely control Montreal and Quebec City,
- 9:05the game's half over. And if you
- 9:09can't imagine Ottawa is going to be terribly
- 9:13difficult to get rid of. So if you have Ontario
- 9:14and Quebec provinces, and even then you don't
- 9:17need the northern parts at all. That's just tundra
- 9:21where bears live. That's it. Game over.
- 9:23You don't care about Vancouver. You can scoop
- 9:26it up later. We should take it. That's
- 9:28probably. Look, I read this in a number
- 9:31of ways. Like you, I would imagine this is also
- 9:31for Canadian domestic consumption. And rightfully
- 9:33so. The Canadians are stirred up and
- 9:37it's not without cause. Whip them up. Whip them
- 9:40up. Yeah. And on the other hand, this is also
- 9:43that thing where governments have
- 9:46to have contingency plans for every possible
- 9:48thing, right? So right now the United States I
- 9:51guarantee you has an invasion plan in a dusty
- 9:54file cabinet somewhere for the U.S. invasion
- 9:57and occupation of Vanuatu. And we have,
- 10:00what if we're attacked by Cuba? Who
- 10:03knows, right? So the Canadians
- 10:06are no different. They're a real country. They
- 10:09have a military. They have to have contingency
- 10:12plans. And he was clear about saying this
- 10:16is not like we don't think this is going to happen,
- 10:20but just in case. But I thought the mere fact
- 10:22that he could bring this up, and he's not a stupid
- 10:25man. In an interview with The New York Times,
- 10:28tells me. This isn't a message
- 10:31for a Canadian audience
- 10:31who are reading the Toronto Star.
- 10:35This is for an American audience.
- 10:38This is how much I'm telling you guys how much
- 10:41you guys have scared us and how pissed off we
- 10:42are. Yeah, well, scared the world. Yeah.
- 10:45Donald Trump threatened to attack Greenland.
- 10:48Right. Right. And the Greenlanders are more to
- 10:50the point. The Danes rolled. Yeah. So
- 10:51it's not like we're just going after brown people
- 10:54or we're just going after Persians. It's not
- 10:58that. We are putting the world on notice. Again,
- 11:01when Donald Trump put that map out. Our imperialism
- 11:07isn't racist. Right. We have equity in our militarism.
- 11:10Give him credit. He's equal opportunity.
- 11:11He's like, hey I like that too. Yeah. But we're
- 11:15white people we don't care. That's cool. Yeah it's
- 11:18like fair enough. He's equal opportunity. He's not
- 11:22being racist about it. Good for him on that.
- 11:24From an economic standpoint it makes sense.
- 11:28Canada has all this tar sand, has a
- 11:29crap ton of natural resources that we want that
- 11:31we need that we covet. And to the point,
- 11:36JT, think about this. And those bear rugs are going
- 11:37to look nice on our sofa. Whenever I play Civilization,
- 11:40and I've got to know about you. By the way, we've
- 11:43got to pick up our Civilization game again. Do
- 11:48you ever spawn and you're right there next to
- 11:50a neighbor who's huge with a crap ton of resources,
- 11:52no military, you're sitting right there like,
- 11:55I want that. Do you ever just go across the border?
- 11:57What can they do? Do you ever just go across
- 11:59the border when you play Civ and take it? If
- 12:01so, that's a human condition. It's like we were
- 12:04giving them the option of being a governor. You
- 12:07didn't want to take that. We tried. And at that
- 12:09point you say, hey man, we feel under threat
- 12:13by Canadian Mounties. That's so funny, right?
- 12:15We think Canada has nuclear weapons and we can't
- 12:18allow Canada to have nukes. This was
- 12:18literally, wasn't it some Bill Murray movie or
- 12:20something? Like in the 70s or 80s where Canada
- 12:20invades the US? Yeah. So it's literally it. It's
- 12:23literally a joke. Literally, it was a comedy
- 12:23routine. That's where the Bill Clinton-Monica
- 12:25Lewinsky thing came from. The wag the dog thing.
- 12:28The idea that the U.S. played up as if Canada
- 12:31was going to invade America in order to get away
- 12:34from a scandal that was taking place in America.
- 12:37That's where it made it, right? Wag the Dog,
- 12:40I think. Wag the Dog, yeah. And that's where
- 12:44the phrase came from. When Bill Clinton was trying
- 12:44to... They claimed that Bill Clinton launched
- 12:47airstrikes in order to distract from Monica Lewinsky
- 12:49and wag the dog. Yeah, the Canadian thing. Look,
- 12:52I'm being tongue in cheek when I say we should
- 12:54take Canada. I hope so. But that is what we did
- 12:59to Greenland. And that is what we did to Venezuela.
- 13:02That is what we did to Iran. And what we're about
- 13:03to do to Cuba. That's what we did to Mexico.
- 13:05This is not a new
- 13:05phenomenon. Right. No, but the thing is, will
- 13:09it stick? Anyone,
- 13:12as the Afghans can tell you, anyone can invade,
- 13:15but can you occupy? And occupation is hard. So
- 13:15I mean. Just to be clear, I'm not truly
- 13:17suggesting we should invade Canada. I just want
- 13:17to make sure. I don't want people to like Jamarl
- 13:19saying we should take Greenland and Canada.
- 13:21No, no. Look, we can't even run our own country.
- 13:23Right. Are you kidding? This
- 13:26country is a cesspool with
- 13:31declining birth, with declining infant, with
- 13:32rising infant mortality. We can't send our kids
- 13:33to college anymore. Everyone's broke.
- 13:37The economy's a disaster. And just you wait.
- 13:40And yeah, no, it's nuts.
- 13:40We should do some comments and then yes.
- 13:42All right hold on let me just say this real quick.
- 13:44Wouldn't, if we're going to be
- 13:45fighting wars and stuff,
- 13:47building an empire, would it make sense to actually
- 13:50take over a country that would benefit us? Instead
- 13:54of occupying Afghanistan for 20 years, which
- 13:54you got nothing out of, at least Canada would
- 13:56give something of material benefit to the empire,
- 14:02unlike Afghanistan. So you can at least make
- 14:03the logical choice. And think about all of the
- 14:06illegal pot that comes across the northern border.
- 14:10That's a massive national security issue because
- 14:11Americans don't grow their own pot. It's all
- 14:13coming from Canada. You've got to stop it. Wait,
- 14:13wait. Pot's coming? I don't think that's true
- 14:16at all. No, you're throwing pot. First
- 14:17of all, the Canadian climate isn't good for pot.
- 14:19Trust me, I live in Montana. But also, the vast
- 14:22majority of the weed that's sold on the street
- 14:26in the United States originates now in legal
- 14:28grow houses, right? Basically, since legalization,
- 14:32there's overproduction, and they can't sell enough
- 14:35of it through legal dispensaries. So it's mostly
- 14:39just dumped on the street. So most of the weed
- 14:42you can get from Joe Bob is perfectly
- 14:44good. It's the same you can buy at the dispensary
- 14:46because it's a great market. You'll buy weed
- 14:47off the street at this point. Those taxes. I just
- 14:48don't get why. Look man,
- 14:48I'd love it cheaper. Yeah there's no taxes on
- 14:50no. Yeah. Believe me, street weed, I don't
- 14:54buy it, but I know someone who does. I know someone
- 14:57who does, and the same shit is literally half
- 14:59the price, and it's the same shit. It's not the
- 15:03same shit, though. If I go to the weed shop,
- 15:03and I say, hey, I would like Thai lights. And
- 15:05they say, okay, well, here's your container of
- 15:10Thai lights. And Thai lights may be expensive,
- 15:12right? Or Northern Lights. Dispensary weed is
- 15:12expensive. Yeah, but it's the same exact stuff.
- 15:14It's not the same thing. They're different products.
- 15:15They're different types. It's the same product
- 15:17because it's grown in the same exact facility,
- 15:18usually in California. Ted, there are so many
- 15:19different brands of weed. I know. I've been to
- 15:21dispensaries. I know. Right. I guess I'm saying
- 15:24it's not the same. If I'm going in, for example,
- 15:25if somebody says, I want something from New Rock.
- 15:29You can order that specific strain, though. And
- 15:31in New York City, for example, it'll be
- 15:35delivered to you. Right. From a street vendor.
- 15:39Is that what you're saying? From yeah, yeah exactly.
- 15:39Usually you go out they text you they say come
- 15:43out into the street a guy drives by hands it
- 15:46to you and he's selling it off the street. He's
- 15:49not selling it from a dispensary. No. Yeah exactly.
- 15:52He's selling it from, he probably has it in his
- 15:55apartment. I'm very doubtful. Well I believe that
- 15:57you can get it in New York and I believe that
- 16:01they can deliver it in New York and you're in
- 16:04D.C. I can't imagine it's any different. It's a
- 16:07real city. Well I'm in Richmond. Wait, wait, wait.
- 16:11Richmond's a real city too. Kalispell would probably be not, they don't have
- 16:16delivery systems and stuff like that, but. Well,
- 16:19they have delivery systems, but they're from
- 16:21dispensaries. That's what I'm trying to say.
- 16:24Right, right, right, right. That's not what I
- 16:24mean. I mean, talking about, I think there's
- 16:27a lot of gray market weed, stuff that sort of
- 16:28falls off a truck. In D.C. it is. There's a
- 16:30huge amount of gray market stuff. Like in D.C.
- 16:31you can go to a weed house and they would
- 16:33have just crispy tree. Let's do some comments
- 16:37here. Okay. Ray is taking me to account for my
- 16:38bedhead. I'm like, I don't have bedhead today.
- 16:40This is normal. You should see my bedhead. I
- 16:40look like McNulty. Jackson, would you do a PhD?
- 16:42Would you do a PhD, Robby? That's a,
- 16:44okay. So yes. Yes, I would. But I'm worried about
- 16:48the opportunity cost of it takes
- 16:51five years on average, can take longer.
- 16:54And during that time, I'm not doing this podcast
- 16:56and I'm not drawing cartoons or not as much as
- 16:57I should be. So I'm 63 years old. Do I now want
- 16:58to be 68 years old and with a PhD, which is cool,
- 17:01it would be fun to have, besides which I would
- 17:04also need a master's. So seven years, I'd be
- 17:0770 years old. I think that'd be great. If I had
- 17:07the money and the time to do that I would totally.
- 17:09I love college. I love studying. But also a PhD
- 17:12isn't really college where you get to hang out
- 17:14at seminars and shoot the and solve the world's
- 17:18problems. A PhD is a lot of individual research
- 17:21which is pretty lonely. So I guess I'm sorry to
- 17:23weasel. I'm like maybe. How about you guys? No.
- 17:27It's nice to be a doctor but the work that
- 17:29you put into it properly. No there's other things
- 17:30I would prefer. I prefer to be a chess master.
- 17:32I would prefer to go back to a master's in
- 17:36history. I've never been to college. I don't see
- 17:36the point. I do see the point. It's
- 17:38well if
- 17:39seriously let's just say you're rich and you
- 17:41have nothing better and you can do anything you
- 17:43want. College is a lot of fun especially when
- 17:43you're young. It's like you're
- 17:44meeting, you're hanging out with other people
- 17:46and studying and the world feels open and you
- 17:46have possibilities and you have access to
- 17:47research institutions. It can be a lot of fun.
- 17:49I think it's maybe not as fun if you're at a
- 17:51community college or something. Ted, I've heard
- 17:54your stories about studying. I'm a married man,
- 17:54so I don't think I could study the same way that
- 17:56you did with your extracurricular activities.
- 17:57You probably wouldn't be married when you're
- 17:58going to college. Most people aren't. I was a
- 18:03good student. I graduated with honors. Yeah,
- 18:06you're going to get a three-year degree on threesomes.
- 18:08Lay Pipe 401. Not just threesomes. Her Majesty
- 18:08Lindsey Graham says, sup, heifers. And Jackson,
- 18:12did you dye your hair since yesterday? Ted, you
- 18:16look different. Yeah, it's weird. I look grayer.
- 18:17Yeah, I think it's just the light is different.
- 18:23Okay. And no, I don't dye my hair. I've never
- 18:23dyed my hair ever in my life. I can't say I never
- 18:28would, but actually, I like the way my hair looks
- 18:30right now. Is it the laptop versus the iPad?
- 18:33Oh, that's probably what it is. That might be
- 18:33it. Different camera. Because I have an external
- 18:36camera on my home computer. Thank you, Ray, for
- 18:38gifting a subscription to DeProgram. We do need
- 18:42those subscriptions. Moth36, the dog can now
- 18:46be an FBI agent. So true. So true. Pura Vida.
- 18:47Guys, I highly recommend you pay subscribe. Ted
- 18:48sends pics of him in his briefs on request. Uh-huh.
- 18:51You don't need to wait for him to get up
- 18:54and let the cat inside the room. Okay. Liza Lan.
- 18:56Do you know how big Canada is? You Americans
- 19:00are stupid. Yeah, I know. Canada is huge. But
- 19:03I think the point that we're making is most of
- 19:06it is empty. It's like if you're in Iceland.
- 19:09Iceland is mostly empty. It's huge landmass.
- 19:13You don't need to control the Canadian wildfire
- 19:19zones. Yeah, you don't need the polar bears.
- 19:24Polar bears can do what they do. They've got
- 19:27that under control. Yeah, just get the part that's
- 19:30important. So in Montana, you take three cities,
- 19:32you have the entire state. Yeah, you don't need
- 19:36all of it. Honestly, New York, if you
- 19:42wanted to control New York State, all you need
- 19:44is the city. And maybe you could use Buffalo.
- 19:45You don't even need Albany. Yeah, yeah. So, yes,
- 19:50we know Canada is huge. We're just talking about
- 19:54the population center. And, yes, Americans are
- 19:56incredibly stupid. F you so. I took community
- 20:02college classes for 12 years and got 15. What?
- 20:0515 associate's degrees and three certificates.
- 20:11It's cheap and no stress when old and doesn't
- 20:12matter. So I ended up going to. 15 is a little
- 20:13crazy. I went to Longwood first. I was sick most
- 20:15of the time I was in Longwood. I ended up coming
- 20:18out. I ended up going back to J. Sargeant Reynolds,
- 20:18ECPI. I got two certificates from both of them.
- 20:20Well, that's not true. One was a certificate.
- 20:22One was an associate's degree. Then I went to
- 20:22get the bachelor's from New York Institute of
- 20:23Technology and have a herbal bachelor's degree
- 20:31that I never used. We had a thing in
- 20:34Richmond where if you went to community college,
- 20:38you could skip the first two years of your regular
- 20:38college, if that makes sense. But it doesn't
- 20:43work great. Yeah. There's stuff that you need.
- 20:48So you graduated with a bachelor's? Yeah, I graduated
- 20:48with a bachelor's from New York Institute of
- 20:50Technology, J. Sargeant Reynolds. I got my associate's
- 20:54in. And I got my software degree from ECPI. ECPI
- 20:54was like a college event which became
- 20:56kind of like a community technical college here in
- 20:57Richmond but I got associates from, I got a degree
- 21:00from that which is what I used to go into software
- 21:04and which start doing the software development
- 21:06stuff. Yeah now you wouldn't even need a degree
- 21:09right? Not really. They
- 21:10care more about your skill and capability. In fact
- 21:12they have classes. Yeah and testing. I
- 21:15think technical tests anyway. When
- 21:19you go into software usually there's a panel
- 21:22of people who you're talking to and they're
- 21:26evaluating you and sometimes they have you doing
- 21:34stuff on boards and coming up with software logic
- 21:35and all this other stuff. Yeah technical interviews
- 21:39can be intense. So, OK, well, let's I think we
- 21:42should keep. Oh, let's see. Did I hit all the
- 21:42comments here? Oh, I got to say, if I had to
- 21:44do if I really wanted to do things my way, I'd
- 21:49honestly get a history master's PhD combo. And
- 21:50it would probably I know it's stupid, but it
- 21:52would probably help me sell my books better.
- 21:56What's not stupid? Knowledge for the sake of
- 21:58knowledge is not a negative thing. Yeah, no,
- 22:00it's just the accreditation thing. Look,
- 22:00I like dusty archives. I like handling
- 22:04documents that the President of the United States
- 22:04handled. It's just cool. And I
- 22:07think and obviously you learn a lot, but I'm just saying
- 22:09it's stupid that someone would buy
- 22:10your book because it says Ted Rall, Ph.D. on
- 22:12it. My mom used to say that I should have used
- 22:14my formal name, my legal name for my books because
- 22:18I would be taken more seriously. And she was
- 22:18kind of ridiculous. But I kind of see her point
- 22:20like Frederick T. Rall the Third.
- 22:24It just sounds very serious. Yeah
- 22:26it sounds very serious and pretentious
- 22:30which is something I do hate. All right so
- 22:30that's it for the comments for now. Should
- 22:34we talk about ICE? Yeah we should talk about ICE.
- 22:34Okay or we can move on to I want to talk I'm
- 22:36really dying to talk about Mary Peltola. Shall
- 22:38we talk about her? Yeah. Okay so Mary Peltola is
- 22:42an Alaska Native running. She's the Democratic
- 22:45nominee for Senate. Democrats were very, very excited
- 22:46about her. And basically
- 22:49she
- 22:49was kind of favored to win probably in what would
- 22:52likely be a blue wave election this November.
- 22:56And she still might. The New York Times just
- 22:57published this piece that basically says she's
- 22:59an asshole. Basically, she pushed one of her
- 23:01aides, shoved him in the chest, almost knocked
- 23:04him over. She apparently has a raging temper.
- 23:08She likes to dress down people in front of others.
- 23:08All reportedly, allegedly, all the normal weasel
- 23:10words. My personal favorite, and you'll know
- 23:10why, is that she was taken to task for using
- 23:14the R-word, retard, as in, fuck that retard.
- 23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she also used the
- 23:21F-word, where she was referring to someone as
- 23:25a faggot. Really. And I'm like, okay, so definitely
- 23:27shades of Amy Klobuchar. So she has two principal
- 23:28lines of defense here. Well three. One is
- 23:30I knew her and I worked for her and she was great
- 23:35and I didn't see anything like that from some
- 23:38people. Okay that's not much of a defense. Okay
- 23:38then because it's like so what maybe she was
- 23:41nice to you. Okay then the
- 23:43next line of defense is this is sexism,
- 23:47double standard, dudes act like this all the time
- 23:52and so what's with this. This is just like
- 23:53what y'all did to Amy Klobuchar. That was also
- 23:56her principal line of defense. And then
- 23:58there's also people who are just
- 24:03like I don't care I'm going to vote for a Democrat
- 24:06against any Republican no matter what. Team
- 24:09Team Blue no matter what. And that's not really
- 24:12defense that's an annulment. Yeah that's just
- 24:15yeah that's right. And so wait, what was
- 24:17the other thing that she said? Oh, yeah. She
- 24:21said that in 2023, she suffered two big deaths
- 24:24in her family. Her mother died and her, look,
- 24:26I feel that. My mom died six years ago and I'm
- 24:30still not over it. So I totally feel that. And
- 24:32also her husband died in a plane crash so she
- 24:35was raising as a widow raising her kids
- 24:38and she says I was look I was short-tempered.
- 24:42I was strung out and grieving and so
- 24:45I took it out on myself. I may have
- 24:48taken it out on my staff, right? So these lines
- 24:51of defense are somewhat in conflict with each
- 24:57other, right? Because I didn't do it but if
- 25:00I did it this is because of
- 25:04my grieving. The one that interests me is the
- 25:05sexism one. I don't know. Because it's like.
- 25:07I even wrote it down. You said it. I even wrote
- 25:08it down. Go ahead. No, no, no. So the reason
- 25:09it interests me is, first of all. I don't know
- 25:11that I buy the assumption that men behave like
- 25:11this all the time and don't get called to task
- 25:15for it. I think that's something that mean women
- 25:17like Hillary Clinton say. And I've
- 25:21worked for a lot of male bosses, mostly male
- 25:23bosses and some female bosses, and they ran the
- 25:25gamut. I've had like by some counts,
- 25:28like over 40 jobs. And I've had lots of freelance
- 25:30clients, hundreds of them. So
- 25:34I've had lots of supervisors, editors, and so on.
- 25:36And I gotta say that men tend, on average,
- 25:39at least in my experience, to be better bosses
- 25:43than women. And they tend to be calmer and they
- 25:44tend not to go to these very bad places
- 25:49like belittling and name calling as quickly as
- 25:52women. Now, I guess what I really want
- 25:55to say is if a dude was running for Senate and
- 26:00these same allegations came out about him, I
- 26:02suspect they would be as notable and they would
- 26:06be as noticed as the fact that it's in this case,
- 26:09it's from a woman. I think it's the fact it's
- 26:13not the fact that she's a mean girl. It's the
- 26:15fact that she's a mean person. And I think the
- 26:19question for voters is, do they or should they
- 26:25care? And that's really the question we should
- 26:25be asking. I'm not even sure it's
- 26:29worthy of bringing. I'm not sure in a world
- 26:32where The New York Times every day skips entire
- 26:32countries to cover that this is really worth
- 26:34the space. Her person, the way
- 26:36she deals with personnel. In a way, I have to
- 26:41admit, I don't really care. I would care how
- 26:43she votes. I would care about the policy she
- 26:47promulgates. I would have voted
- 26:47for Ted Kennedy. I wouldn't have let my daughter
- 26:49ride in a car with him, but I would have voted
- 26:50for him because of his policy priorities.
- 26:53Bernie Sanders is apparently very loyal
- 26:58to his wife. I don't really care. It doesn't
- 27:01affect me one way or the other. But they don't
- 27:06write articles like this about men. I
- 27:07remember when men aren't really like this as
- 27:15much as women are. Well, one, I don't know that
- 27:18many they don't. Obviously, they're going
- 27:23to be people in the political space that act
- 27:28this way. And I would even like Rahm Emanuel.
- 27:32He's like that. Right. Rahm Emanuel
- 27:33is an asshole, but they don't write articles
- 27:34about this in a negative context about him
- 27:36being this way. And I gotta be honest with you
- 27:40I would wager to you that many political people
- 27:42are this way just from the pressure of getting
- 27:46into the positions that they're in. They all yell
- 27:50and curse and carry on and bark at their subordinates
- 27:53by definition to get to where they are. Now it
- 27:56doesn't mean that all of them this way but I
- 27:58can imagine that getting to this particular position
- 28:03you have a certain personality type of getting
- 28:05to this position. It's like they always say,
- 28:06CEOs and politicians are sociopaths, and that
- 28:09you on some level need to be that way. And this
- 28:12kind of type of personality need to get to the
- 28:15position. People like Sanders, who don't want
- 28:18to hit their opponent, don't typically get to
- 28:24that position because they don't necessarily
- 28:29want to be who they need to be in order to get
- 28:32there. And I guess my point is, they would write
- 28:33this about Klobuchar and Kamala Harris and this
- 28:35woman, but at a really key time, by the way,
- 28:39right? Just literally in the clutch,
- 28:44just six weeks before the election.
- 28:47How many men do they write stories like this
- 28:50about? The way Cuomo acted,
- 28:50this was only towards the end of his career where
- 28:54they went after Cuomo. But Cuomo acted like this
- 28:56all the way through. Rahm Emanuel acted like
- 29:00this all the way through. Cuomo's stuff was more
- 29:03serious. He was an ass grabber. Well, that too.
- 29:05I guess I'm saying maybe they do have a point.
- 29:08That the mean girl thing is a mean girl thing.
- 29:12Meaning they didn't make a movie Mean
- 29:15Boys. Mean Girls, right? Yeah. Even though men
- 29:15do come in groups and act like basically I guess
- 29:19you would call that a gang. But I don't know.
- 29:22I don't think this behavior is, and see
- 29:25I'm in a bubble in this. I don't know. You
- 29:29may be right that it may be this thing of
- 29:32well, women need to overcompensate. And in overcompensating,
- 29:34they have this idea in their heads about how
- 29:37men behave. And they are trying to behave in
- 29:40a similar way as they think. Yeah, this is what
- 29:43leadership looks like. Because leadership has
- 29:46always been male and aggressive. And I have to
- 29:46be aggressive. And I've got to dress like a man
- 29:49and cut my hair real short. And be an asshole.
- 29:53And be strong. Militaristic. Yeah. The reality
- 29:55of it is, okay, well, men don't entirely act
- 29:55this way as bosses all the time. I've
- 30:02only had maybe one that was that way. And even
- 30:02he wasn't that way all the time. Right? Like,
- 30:04he just acted that way when things went awry.
- 30:08I've had women bosses that were horrendous. And
- 30:11it wasn't because they were women. It was because
- 30:15they were just horrible people. Yeah. Everybody
- 30:19recognized them as just being horrible people
- 30:22in this particular context. A woman I used to
- 30:26work for as a barista, she was a lunatic. And
- 30:29just very difficult to be around in general.
- 30:32But that wasn't the norm. I had another woman
- 30:33boss that was chill, cool, and just a really
- 30:35good boss. Oh, sure. I've had great female bosses,
- 30:38for sure. I don't know. It's very possible
- 30:41that this is... I'm divided. It could be... this
- 30:44is what women think men are in which case they're
- 30:46trying to emulate men when they're getting leadership
- 30:49positions and they may be insecurity on some
- 30:52level in which case they need to behave this
- 30:55way. But the other way could be the media is
- 30:58playing up this mean girl thing because the mean
- 31:01girl is a meme of sorts and so when they find
- 31:01a mean girl they like hey she's mean to her
- 31:04staff she's pushing this guy she's hitting this
- 31:06guy etc. The other part to this is... Well,
- 31:09if true, that is a serious matter. That is assault.
- 31:12It's every bit as serious as
- 31:15what Cuomo was accused of. Although with Cuomo,
- 31:17it was a serial matter. And it was sexual harassment
- 31:21too, yeah. The other part to this is, that I
- 31:24think is interesting, is A, this is coming just
- 31:26before the election. Also, I'm worried. Is using
- 31:32the R-word disqualifying? Oh, well, so much for
- 31:35my political career. And that's the part, right?
- 31:37It's a Democrat. Which, if you're a Republican,
- 31:42it doesn't really matter. If you're independent,
- 31:45it doesn't really matter. I don't think it does.
- 31:47As a Democrat, oh, this is orthodoxy. By the
- 31:50way, part of me liked when they quoted her.
- 31:50And it was like where she was pissed
- 31:53because some guy sent, some fundraiser sent out
- 31:54a photo, a selfie of him and her together and
- 31:57he wasn't supposed to and she texted
- 32:00her staff that retard. I'm like I like this lady's
- 32:02style. I literally was like I would feel
- 32:04the same way that I love a woman that would drop
- 32:07an F-bomb. I think it's very, yeah me too, depending
- 32:11on how to do it. I don't want it to be
- 32:14if it's I had an interview with a guest the other
- 32:16day. I like the fact that she didn't feel the
- 32:19need to be woke or that she could talk like a
- 32:23real person behind closed doors. And it kind
- 32:25of sucks to think that we live in this world
- 32:25where every time you text out a brain fart, it's
- 32:28going to end up in the fucking New York Times.
- 32:31It's not a brain fart. She was pissed off. She
- 32:32meant it. Well, I have a question for y'all.
- 32:35And I think I probably have a different take
- 32:38than y'all. I think we're going to see more
- 32:40of this with women bosses. Because women are
- 32:42outperforming men in the workplace. So you're
- 32:45going to have more women bosses. You're going
- 32:49to have more women executives. More women senators.
- 32:55And women like to put knives in other women.
- 32:55Listen, I worked in healthcare. It's
- 32:58a very woman-dominated industry. It just is.
- 32:58And you are swimming in a sea of estrogen. That's
- 33:01one of the reasons I wanted to work from home
- 33:03is because... I'm not going to pretend like I
- 33:06don't know what you're talking about. It's bad
- 33:08enough to be a woman in that environment. Me
- 33:10as the only dude, the only guy with external
- 33:12plumbing. You were like Clint Eastwood in The
- 33:14Beguiled. It was bad. And the thing is, for example,
- 33:17there was this one lady who I had to train. And
- 33:18I used the word train loosely because, frankly,
- 33:20she was stupid. To borrow a Tedism, she was retarded.
- 33:20And so my job was medical records, which involved
- 33:24reading and reading comprehension and be able
- 33:27to actually understand the document that's
- 33:32in front of you. I spent six months training
- 33:36this lady. When she finally got done training,
- 33:39she called me over to talk to her about an ecology note.
- 33:43The first I asked her, so did you read it? She
- 33:46said, no. I said, read it, do your job.
- 33:48If you need help, come back to me again. She
- 33:49went to HR. I got to have six weeks of sensitivity
- 33:52training because I was too rough on her. I hurt
- 33:52her feelings because I told her to read a document
- 33:54and do her job. That was sexist on my part. So
- 33:56women who are squealing about this. Come on.
- 33:58Who watches this show who would not say that
- 34:00you deserve more sensitivity training? Well,
- 34:03it's probably why I'm so insensitive. It's because
- 34:06I've had enough of all this crap. But seriously,
- 34:09Ted, if I don't do the job that you don't pay
- 34:09me for, I get called to the carpet for it, for
- 34:15not doing the job that I'm not supposed to do.
- 34:17And I say, hey, retard. Correct. But
- 34:20that's the point. Although you would deserve
- 34:25it, but I wouldn't do that, no. Well, of course.
- 34:28In which case, I would tell you then to find
- 34:28yourself a lower paid producer to replace me
- 34:30with. Oh, wait, you can't. I'd have to pay you
- 34:32to do the job at that point. But I guess the
- 34:37point I'm trying to make is that as women
- 34:40climb more and more and more in the
- 34:44workplace just to see more and more and more
- 34:46of the stuff coming on and women are very toxic
- 34:48to each other. It's just a fact of life. Sorry
- 34:53ladies if it hurt your feelings. It's the truth. I
- 34:56worked in all-male workplaces and I've worked
- 34:56in all-female workplaces and
- 34:59oh boy. All male is not good. It's
- 35:01like you need that. You need the
- 35:04sexual variety. You need people who
- 35:06are more civilized to be present. Men aren't
- 35:10civilized. Men are savage. But an all-female
- 35:12workplace is so toxic and it's dangerous. You
- 35:13just don't want to be around. Is it dangerous?
- 35:16Yeah, you will be. Yeah, only bad things
- 35:18will happen. All right. But anyway, so let's
- 35:22get back to Mary Peltola. Yeah, I mean, is it
- 35:24newsworthy? Her family members have passed. Because
- 35:27I think it is. Let's assume it's true. Well,
- 35:31it is true that they had passed. We don't know
- 35:34if it's relevant. Yeah. Look, but that
- 35:37brings up another question, right? Grace
- 35:39under pressure. Look, in
- 35:402020, during the pandemic, my mom, right before
- 35:42the pandemic, my mom died two weeks before the
- 35:46lockdown. I didn't spend the next year or two
- 35:48screaming at people and calling
- 35:52them names and shoving them. So the point is, this is a presumably being a United
- 35:58States senator, even albeit from Alaska would
- 36:01involve some pressure, some high-pressure
- 36:04situations. You'd want to think that
- 36:06she'd be able to be calm and address
- 36:07those. I don't know. Maybe. People handle
- 36:10stuff differently. I know when I got sick
- 36:10when I, well ironically just before the pandemic
- 36:12and really didn't even have anything to do with
- 36:14the pandemic, when I had the stroke when I
- 36:14was at the job I mean, in fact, a lot of stuff
- 36:17went wrong that year in 2020. It was like a stroke.
- 36:20It was MERS. What's this thing called? Oh, what
- 36:23is the thing called? I can't think of the name
- 36:26of it. Mindy didn't let me come into work. Mindy
- 36:28was like, dude, go home. And I was trying to
- 36:31do the job. At one point, he was like, dude,
- 36:34go home, go home. Yeah, this could
- 36:37be contagious. But a lot of stuff was going wrong
- 36:40that year. And I wasn't popping off. I was distant.
- 36:43Yeah. You're right. People respond differently.
- 36:45Yeah. I want to be left to my own devices. I'm
- 36:48like you that way. Yeah. And when you're stuck
- 36:49with a wife. I don't want to talk about my problems
- 36:51because I already have my problem. And if I talk
- 36:54about my problem, it's like I'm reliving my problem.
- 36:56I'm experiencing it again twice. Well, it's indulging.
- 36:59I would consider it's indulging. It's like it's
- 37:01it also doesn't do any good. It's almost
- 37:02never that someone says hey Ted have you ever
- 37:04thought of and I'm like oh no I didn't know that.
- 37:07And see I think this is the difference
- 37:07between men and women if we're being honest.
- 37:09Women would more so indulge. Yeah women always
- 37:12say oh you feel so good after you talk about
- 37:15something. I'm like I don't. Yeah I don't see the
- 37:16point. Unless someone has a practical
- 37:18solution. Like if someone says like when I was dealing with the L.A. Times,
- 37:22if someone said, oh, I know a good lawyer who
- 37:23would be interested in your case. I already talked
- 37:24to him. He wants your case. OK, that's really
- 37:25useful. Thank you so much. That's helping. Men
- 37:26get this wrong. I really think men get this wrong,
- 37:31though, like on some level. I think that's why
- 37:31men eat their guns. The housewives. One of the
- 37:34things that blew my mind about housewives is
- 37:35the way they talk about stuff that I would consider
- 37:40to be too weak to talk about. And they would
- 37:43just openly have these conversations. And I'm
- 37:46like, whoa, people talk about that. And I realized,
- 37:48oh, right, it's the housewives that are doing
- 37:52this. These aren't like the housemen or the house
- 37:56husbands that are doing this. Husbands don't
- 37:56really get into it. They may a little bit, but
- 38:01they're usually talking about external stuff.
- 38:04The women are talking about internal stuff that
- 38:04is effectively bugging them. And you think to
- 38:07yourself, is this what you gotta spend your time
- 38:08on even in the show the men are like oh god they're
- 38:12at it again. They're able on some level to maintain
- 38:12their friendships and relationships because they're
- 38:14willing to kind of air this stuff. I don't know
- 38:16maybe there is a value in just airing stuff. Oh
- 38:20clearly there is. It makes a lot of
- 38:23people feel better. Yeah but sometimes
- 38:23group, I did when I was,
- 38:25I supported
- 38:26my mom. I was a caregiver for my mom. She had
- 38:28Alzheimer's. It was hard. I'm an only child.
- 38:29And I went to a support group. And that was useful,
- 38:32just basically. My main takeaway, though, was,
- 38:36man, my situation sucks, but it could suck worse
- 38:36when I heard these other stories. It always can
- 38:39be worse. Yeah. I stopped feeling sorry for myself.
- 38:42I guess the main point is, well, that
- 38:44doesn't. That wouldn't stop me from necessarily
- 38:47feeling, well, I guess I can see why it would.
- 38:50But it's still the situation, still the situation,
- 38:52even though other people's may be worse. It's
- 38:53still my own situation in that case. I don't
- 38:56know. I give her a little bit of grace
- 38:59if it's true, but that's assuming it's true.
- 38:59Like, I don't doubt that the people died and
- 39:01I don't doubt that it was hard on her. Whether
- 39:04that was why she was an asshole to her people,
- 39:04she might have just been an asshole to her people.
- 39:07It just so happened this other stuff might have
- 39:11just been going on. I don't know. Yeah, it sounds
- 39:13like she's kind of excessively spicy, right?
- 39:13Just in general. I
- 39:17think that's probably what's going on here. She
- 39:17should probably take up hunting and go shoot
- 39:18some animals. That's where... Right. Don't take
- 39:21it out on your staff. Yeah, yeah. Go shoot something
- 39:21that can bite. Then that'll keep you
- 39:22busy. Sinema was also rough to her
- 39:24staff or something like that. Yeah.
- 39:27They seem to do this for women they don't seem
- 39:30to do this for men. I haven't read articles oh
- 39:33this guy is very and I guess that's true
- 39:36and I guess yeah I guess the question
- 39:38is yeah. Bill Clinton was an... Yeah
- 39:41nobody knows. When I, so I had a friend
- 39:43he worked in the West Wing of the White House.
- 39:46He's a former cartoonist. And he ended up becoming
- 39:51a speechwriter for Bill Clinton. And at that
- 39:56time, my cartoons appeared regularly in The Washington
- 39:56Post. And I did a cartoon that the president
- 40:00didn't care for. And Bill Clinton walked into
- 40:03my friend's office and threw the paper on the
- 40:06desk. And he said, you tell your friend to go
- 40:08fuck himself. What? So he calls me up and he
- 40:12goes, and he's like, the president of the United
- 40:16States is pissed at you. Oh shit. Like, that's
- 40:21not good. This man can kill me legally. Right?
- 40:25Like, it's not good. So I was proud and terrified
- 40:25at the same time. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, but
- 40:29anyway, obviously here I am, everything's fine.
- 40:33But by all accounts, he's, I mean,
- 40:40they're all like that, right? They all
- 40:43have spicy tempers. And there are exceptions
- 40:46like George W. Bush apparently was like a serious
- 40:46pleasure to work for. Everybody loved to work
- 40:48for him. He was a sweetheart. Donald Trump, a
- 40:53lot of people who were close to him for years
- 40:56in the Trump organization, like his personal
- 41:00assistant, adored him and said that he was always
- 41:03very kind and considerate to them. It's like,
- 41:06sometimes it's unexpected. I don't
- 41:08know. I guess the question is, should
- 41:12we care as voters? In other words, should
- 41:15reporters care? I care if she's competent, if
- 41:18she's competent at her job. Yeah, that's what
- 41:22matters. And most people who are competent want
- 41:24stuff done a certain way. If you have someone
- 41:27that's a complete screw up, like someone asked
- 41:30me in the chat, Andre said, Robby, was your
- 41:34female boss an immigrant? No, she was just stupid.
- 41:36Yeah, like Mary Peltola was told at one point,
- 41:40she was angry when she was running for Congress
- 41:42because there weren't enough signs, or maybe
- 41:46in her current campaign, there weren't enough
- 41:49big yard signs in southeastern Alaska. And she,
- 41:51according to the Times article, sent out a message
- 41:51to her staff and basically said, in the southeast,
- 41:55our yard sign game sucks. I'm like, so what?
- 41:57She said that. Who cares? She's good for her. She's
- 41:59noticing things. She's on top of things. Yeah she's
- 42:02just managing her team. Yeah what should
- 42:06she say in that situation? And by the way Hitler's
- 42:08secretary thought Hitler was great. Boring though.
- 42:12I don't know if you're a god man I can't remember
- 42:17the name of the movie but at the end of the movie
- 42:18she's talking about Hitler like oh he's
- 42:21such a great guy and everything else and realizing
- 42:21what she was saying after the fact like oh my
- 42:23god all these people are killed and everything
- 42:27else. The person relationship is one thing how
- 42:30the person is something else. Yeah so I don't
- 42:33know. Some of this stuff just sounds like
- 42:36she's just being a manager. Some of this other
- 42:36stuff might sound she's been excessive. But again
- 42:39I don't know if they would write the story about
- 42:40a guy. Massive has a comment. You guys need bus
- 42:42drivers and truck drivers. I want out of this
- 42:43hellhole and I'll gladly get Canadian residency
- 42:45or citizenship if I can. You can go to a Canadian
- 42:47government website, just Google it, and you can
- 42:50find out if you qualify for Canadian permanent
- 42:53residency. It's a point system. And so it has
- 42:56to do with how much money you have, how many
- 43:01degrees you have, how many certificates you have,
- 43:03how many languages you speak. It definitely helps
- 43:07to speak French also. But there's
- 43:11it's actually pretty easy. It's much easier
- 43:14and far more direct than our immigration system
- 43:14which we talk about here all the time. So
- 43:15Phrasmatas,
- 43:16what was the topic about the bodyguard trashing
- 43:19the lady's artwork? Who is the principal client
- 43:21protectee? Kyrsten Sinema. Kyrsten Sinema.
- 43:24Yeah, her bodyguard was tossing her artwork into the
- 43:28pool. Okay, so, Phrasmatas, question for Ted
- 43:31and Jamarl in the chat. There's a new Kenneth
- 43:31Branagh movie, that's always of interest to me,
- 43:34set in the Soviet Union called Mayday. It was
- 43:39a fun action movie. It takes place in 1988-ish.
- 43:42I would watch. I would check that out. And what's
- 43:43the name of Ken Branagh? Branagh. He's very acclaimed.
- 43:46P.W. Walker, men police other men. Women defend
- 43:48and justify bad behavior by other women unless
- 43:52they're better looking than them. Then the knives
- 43:52come out. I'm not touching that one. No, I'm
- 43:55not touching that either. We do have to talk
- 43:57about ICE in the time we have left. Evanston,
- 44:00Illinois, that's best known for where Northwestern
- 44:02University is, Northwestern University. That's
- 44:04just south of Chicago. Anyway, ICE was looking
- 44:06for a dude outside. You can't make this up outside
- 44:07a Mexican restaurant. They saw another dude who
- 44:09looks like the guy that they're looking for.
- 44:13They go up to him and they say.
- 44:17Yo, we're taking
- 44:19you in. Let's see some ID. And the guy's like,
- 44:20fuck you. I'm an American citizen. Suck my dick.
- 44:24Eat shit. And so they get furious and they beat
- 44:26the shit out of him. It attracts a crowd. They
- 44:30beat him up. They break his teeth. This goes
- 44:34on for long enough that there's an angry crowd.
- 44:37According to ICE themselves, they were forced
- 44:39to flee for fear of being attacked by the mob.
- 44:44And Evanston PD is called. They show up, and
- 44:44you can tell from their press release that they
- 44:47are pissed at ICE. The local yokels show up.
- 44:50They see this guy on the ground, unable to
- 44:52get up. He has to be sent to the hospital. And
- 44:57ICE claims, oh, well, we offered him medical
- 44:58assistance, but he refused. Witnesses say nothing
- 45:03like that happened. And so this was
- 45:05another case of a U.S. citizen being detained,
- 45:07beaten. This is just getting
- 45:07crazier every single day. And while
- 45:10we're talking about immigration, we should probably
- 45:10talk about the Trump looks like he's about to
- 45:12roll back the Argentine beef thing. But anyway,
- 45:15yeah. Well, how can he can't press charges? I
- 45:16remember when I had a conversation with Garland
- 45:18about this, it's like outrageous. Because my
- 45:21thing was, say for the moment that cops were
- 45:23there. And say for the moment ICE agents came
- 45:26up and the guy told them, hey, suck my dick.
- 45:27I'm an American citizen. Show me somebody. I'm
- 45:28not showing you shit. I'm an American citizen.
- 45:29I don't have to show you anything. And he's right,
- 45:31by the way. And he's right. Can the cops intervene
- 45:32to prevent him from being attacked or dragged
- 45:35away? And I remember Garland said they're probably
- 45:35not going to get involved. Garland used to be
- 45:38a chief of a head cop of investigations and everything
- 45:40else. That's outrageous. Meaning the fact that
- 45:42the police department won't protect you as an
- 45:45American citizen from these goons of the Trump
- 45:48administration. Because they would say, well,
- 45:50this is a federal issue. Yeah, but I'm an American
- 45:54citizen. Yeah, I'm sorry. You got to work that
- 45:56out. And you're a local citizen of the city of
- 45:58Evanston, Illinois. Yeah. Well, whether you're
- 46:01a local citizen or not, you're in their jurisdiction,
- 46:04right? Yeah. It's amazing. It seems like their
- 46:07authority supersedes the law. I mean, we are
- 46:13seeing some jurisdictional disputes of this kind
- 46:16around ICE increasingly, right? The Minnesota
- 46:17authorities have been working very hard to try
- 46:20to hold someone accountable for the killings
- 46:20of Alex Pretti and I forget the woman's name
- 46:22in Minnesota, who were both killed by ICE earlier
- 46:25this year. And they're starting to get somewhere.
- 46:28There's increasing examples of local authorities
- 46:31and local prosecutors now indicting ICE officers.
- 46:34In some cases, ICE sort of lets them be indicted.
- 46:38So there's some accountability, but it's really
- 46:41frustrating. Look, the thing is, what I can't
- 46:49get past is, again, these are unidentified random
- 46:51goons. The media shouldn't even say this was
- 46:55ICE. They should say purported ICE officers or
- 46:58self-identified or alleged or unidentified men
- 46:59claiming to be ICE officers. That should be the
- 47:05nomenclature in all of these stories, except
- 47:08when people are not wearing masks
- 47:08and they're presenting lawful IDs
- 47:10and displaying their badges. It reminds
- 47:10me of back when I used to go to protests in the
- 47:1380s and 90s in New York. You always the cops
- 47:13had these plastic elastics that they kept
- 47:16by their shields. And if they were about to attack
- 47:19us and assault us they would cover up their
- 47:23badge. You'd see them take the plastic elastic
- 47:26and cover up their shield numbers and you'd
- 47:29be like oh here we go and I'd be
- 47:32looking for the nearest subway. It's
- 47:35just like it just should
- 47:38be in the constitution that any agent of the
- 47:41state whether you're an IRS auditor or a federal
- 47:41agent, FBI agent, you should have to present
- 47:44ID. Like if you watch videos on YouTube, there's
- 47:46tons of examples of alleged FBI agents showing
- 47:50up, refusing to present business cards, which
- 47:53anyone can print a business card, but refusing
- 47:56to show their shields and their ID. And they're
- 47:58like, well, we're from the FBI. How do I know
- 47:59that? Let me see your ID. Oh, we're not showing
- 48:02you that. Even the Gestapo presented
- 48:04their ID. That should just be the law.
- 48:06Yeah. If you need to cover up your face
- 48:07as an agent of the state, you're doing something
- 48:11wrong. True. Just as a rule. Otherwise,
- 48:11why do you need to do it? Right. Right. I mean,
- 48:13they will. I'm sorry. I don't really think they're
- 48:16in danger. Yeah. Put it this
- 48:18way. If they're hiding their identity,
- 48:21riding up in unidentified trucks and snatching
- 48:21people. And then it's like, okay, but you're
- 48:24in more danger doing that. Right? Like anybody
- 48:27in that crowd could have pulled out a gun thinking
- 48:27that these people were - And that's going to
- 48:32happen. It's absolutely going to happen. Yeah.
- 48:32You're beating the living daylights out
- 48:35of somebody. Out of an innocent man. Yeah. An
- 48:38innocent man, no less. For fun, gratuitously.
- 48:41The day after they shot someone. And so it's
- 48:44like the crowd, not knowing what is taking place,
- 48:47somebody could easily pull out a gun. In Ukraine,
- 48:50for example, when you have those press gangs,
- 48:53one of the videos had a guy pulling out a gun
- 48:54because of the press gang in order to disperse
- 48:56them from grabbing somebody. Okay, that could
- 48:59happen in the U.S., especially if you don't
- 49:00know who the hell the people are. Yeah. I mean,
- 49:03it's just outrageous. You're hanging out at a
- 49:06Mexican restaurant? How cliche. I know. I know.
- 49:09It actually does. I love Mexican food, and it
- 49:10really does make me think twice. It makes me
- 49:14also feel like, is going to a Mexican restaurant
- 49:15a political act now? I know. I know. The ICE
- 49:19thing is disturbing. It really is. Until
- 49:21there's consequences, it will continue. And there
- 49:23won't be. Guys, thanks so much for tuning in.
- 49:26We'll be back tomorrow for the full two-hour
- 49:29show, 9 to 11 a.m. Eastern time for DeProgram.
- 49:31Please stay tuned for TMI with Ted Rall and Manila
- 49:36Chan. That's coming up right now. Thank you very
- 49:39much, Jamarl. And thank you, Robby. See you soon.
- 49:41Have a good one, guys.