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Son of a Boy Dad: (BONUS) Episode #77 - The Legend, Matt McCusker · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Avoid a podcast today.
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  Speaker 4: It is Tuesday.
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  Speaker 7: What's the date, August thirtieth, and we have a special guest,
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  Speaker 7: Matt mcskay mccuster. It's McCusker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been
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  Speaker 7: saying mccuster.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone does. Really. Oh yeah, I want an ice cream,
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  Speaker 4: a free ice cream like ice cream cone. In kindergarten.
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  Speaker 4: They announced my name over the thing like Matt mccuss
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  Speaker 4: and I was just like, fuck it, dude, they should
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  Speaker 4: have not accepted it. I was popped, dude. I it
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  Speaker 4: was school wide and I got I got like I
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  Speaker 4: think it was like my favorite flavor at the time
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  Speaker 4: is Rocky Road. So I got like a free cone.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine being six and they just say your name of
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  Speaker 4: the speaker like you want to. It was the happiest
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  Speaker 4: I've ever been. That's awesome. Take it away. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I think it was five. It was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 4: I must have been. I don't know when it was,
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  Speaker 4: but I was like, this was the cool that was
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  Speaker 4: the best day of my life.
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  Speaker 1: But that's ice cream is different than Custer, though, custard
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  Speaker 1: custard like he said how he say.
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  Speaker 4: A D on the end kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Custard.
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  Speaker 4: People give me like sometimes steal like civil war general stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Feel like I'm a custard. I'm like, yeah, pretty much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: probably you're.
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  Speaker 1: Essentially a civil war general. The way you live your life,
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  Speaker 1: you'd probably grow a good ass beard. Dude, could you
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  Speaker 1: go no, I sure, only a goateate, which also is
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  Speaker 1: civil war general.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's sweet. Only be able to I can only
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  Speaker 4: grow a goat. Yeah, they grow a beard so fucking bad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: as I do the filters on my phone, see what
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  Speaker 4: I would look like, and I'm like, I would look
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  Speaker 4: so much better. Just put those out professionally right now,
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  Speaker 4: I know I should. You should use those?
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  Speaker 1: Only do you have LinkedIn?
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  Speaker 7: Now start one and get the beard I would get.
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  Speaker 7: I would get hired as like the face of like Patagonia.
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  Speaker 4: That's how handsome you'd be, dude. I the pictures are astonishing.
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  Speaker 4: Put the fun around on LinkedIn.
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  Speaker 7: I did I found out that people can see when
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  Speaker 7: you look at their profiles, and I like looked at
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  Speaker 7: a girl's profile and then I deleted my entire account instantly.
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  Speaker 4: As I googled.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, oh, there's no I was like, I
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  Speaker 7: just had to check. I was like, can people see
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  Speaker 7: and it was like it was like, yeah, they get
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  Speaker 7: an email.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's professional. It was a professional. Yeah, not professional, dude,
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  Speaker 4: you were endorsed in her. I think it was someone
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  Speaker 4: who I like, had never even met before. Are you
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  Speaker 4: the computers? I don't think she'd be disgusted by that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she would bad. You hit her with the beard filter
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  Speaker 4: pick and we're like, I want to pursue you. I
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  Speaker 4: know you'rerofessional woman, but I want to come pursue you
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  Speaker 4: because the fact that you to come to the woods
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  Speaker 4: with me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact you deleted it makes me think that
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  Speaker 1: you did want to like pursue hers, like sexually.
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  Speaker 4: You look she probably so she got the view and
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  Speaker 4: then it was just gone with the wind. He was like,
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  Speaker 4: damn this, dude, just I can't miss that. I know, dude,
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  Speaker 4: You're definitely not the first person in perv on Chicks Online.
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  Speaker 4: I'm linked I'm on LinkedIn, though I feel like it's
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  Speaker 4: so much creepier now. That's where that's where the hardest
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  Speaker 4: perving probably is.
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  Speaker 7: Probably those are the people that don't have social media business.
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  Speaker 4: You've already checked every form of social media. Could work
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  Speaker 4: for a place that was looking at women's profiles on
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  Speaker 4: Facebook and be like, she's hot should we hire? Or
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  Speaker 4: is this check hotter? And they would bring me in.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know, she's kind of hot, and
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  Speaker 4: the higher that's a pretty good job. Jop stunk, but
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  Speaker 4: that was kind of like that was kind of like, alright, fuck,
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  Speaker 4: that's how we do it at barstool.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't I say that.
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  Speaker 4: It didn't. Yeah, at the time, I know, my professional
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  Speaker 4: ethics weren't where they were. I was kind of like
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  Speaker 4: made perfect sense in my head. I'm like, yeah, obviously, wait, was.
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  Speaker 1: That the official way that they were doing the hiring
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  Speaker 1: or like they were like, all right, we're gonna pretend
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  Speaker 1: that we're looking at a resume, but we're actually just
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  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, it.
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  Speaker 4: Was like the whole place was fucking bullshit. So there
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  Speaker 4: was just like women sitting there looking envelopes and ship
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  Speaker 4: so you might as well get babes. That is fair?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like what really, what credentials would you be
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  Speaker 4: looking for in an envelope?
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  Speaker 1: Licker your lip? You're like literally looking at lips and tongues.
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  Speaker 1: You're just zoning in on lips and tongue to see
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  Speaker 1: it there anatomically correct for it?
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  Speaker 6: True?
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  Speaker 1: Are howdy lips in a luscious tongue?
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  Speaker 4: So would your boss pull you in and be like
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  Speaker 4: which one of these girls would rather stuff? We're just
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  Speaker 4: kind of like, yo, we're about to get another we're
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  Speaker 4: aout to hire someone. Who do you think we should get?
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  Speaker 4: Just busted up? Just showed me pictures right now? That's hilarious,
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  Speaker 4: pretty tight. Damn these people had linkedins, had LinkedIn definitely
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  Speaker 4: on LinkedIn, dude, Yeah, I was in. This was like
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  Speaker 4: the I haven't been I was nineteen at the time
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  Speaker 4: now I'm thirty six. That was like my last No.
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  Speaker 4: I had one more sojourn into the business corporate world
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  Speaker 4: when I was like twenty seven for two weeks, but
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  Speaker 4: like that was like my only experience within like an
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  Speaker 4: actual office.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing that it took an actual LinkedIn profile to
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  Speaker 1: get that, Like did you do you looking back? Do
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  Speaker 1: you think the LinkedIn profile was necessary for the job
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  Speaker 1: that you got, Like, could you've gotten the job?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 4: I never my LinkedIn pretty I used to have a
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  Speaker 4: shirtless pick one. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty sick.
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  Speaker 4: That's sick. The girls were definitely perving on you, dude.
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  Speaker 4: My skills were like fucking sexual shit. But I found
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  Speaker 4: out that's how you got to hit me up like concertain, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what the fuck you doing on LinkedIn? Like you're gonna
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  Speaker 4: ruin your whole future. Can't fuck around on LinkedIn.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but people take it dead serious. They're dead
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  Speaker 1: boy in here. Who's like they update their LinkedIn profile
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  Speaker 1: and it's like a big moment for their career. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a watershed moment, Like you update the LinkedIn profile
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  Speaker 1: your head of video now.
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  Speaker 4: To some Chinese billionaire, it just clicks your picture. It's
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  Speaker 4: like perfect, this is the man who fit. Yeah, LinkedIn
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  Speaker 4: is fucked up, dude. It's like the if we were
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  Speaker 4: actually to fall to like if like you know, Facebook
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  Speaker 4: and Twitter like merged and just ruled our lives are,
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  Speaker 4: we'd have to use LinkedIn, Like everyone had to be
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  Speaker 4: forced to use LinkedIn as the most humorless It's like
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  Speaker 4: the most humorless like fake social media platform, but people
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  Speaker 4: spend all day, don't know.
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  Speaker 7: A bunch of people just post like motivational like work
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  Speaker 7: space quotes on it, like on their page.
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  Speaker 1: I think so, And I don't think it's like sweet
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  Speaker 1: to navigate either, Like you're not like swiping down like
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  Speaker 1: some TikTok shit or whatever. There's no algorithm they.
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  Speaker 4: Should make it like that. But you get on, you
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  Speaker 4: see someone endorse your skills and you're like, yes, dude,
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  Speaker 4: is that how it works? You get like an endorsement
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  Speaker 4: on Linds, like somebody you note k new from high
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  Speaker 4: school endorsed your fucking Microsoft Excel skills, and you're like nice,
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  Speaker 4: So dudes are fucking off LinkedIn. Yeah, it's a can
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  Speaker 4: you would imagine? Yeah, I would imagine. Dudes are fucking
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  Speaker 4: on LinkedIn big time. And it's like corporate sex too.
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  Speaker 4: All the Wall Street bros.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the kids they like just graduated college and they're like,
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  Speaker 7: that's the first thing they do is they make LinkedIn
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  Speaker 7: to get some corporate pussy.
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  Speaker 1: I really think that that's what's going on. My wife
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  Speaker 1: is always on LinkedIn, dude, and it's probably because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not on there. I gotta get you got to get
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  Speaker 1: or started joint account exactly.
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  Speaker 4: We got to do a joint smart.
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  Speaker 1: Our professional interests have merged, exactly. That's the only way
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  Speaker 1: to make sure they fuck endorsed you last.
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  Speaker 4: Who the fuck is Kevin? Yeah? Why is he endorsing
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  Speaker 4: your page? You don't know about type a completely different field.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen you muse excel, you suck. Yeah, you get
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  Speaker 4: on there, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you zoomed in on this guy's lips?
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  Speaker 4: Gotta keep him honest on LinkedIn this guy's luscious ass.
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  Speaker 4: Powerful men. It's just powerful men.
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  Speaker 1: It's devastating. I'm I stay off because I think I'd
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  Speaker 1: be bored by it, But that's probably they lull you
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  Speaker 1: to sleep, dude. They'll probably inspirational quote you to sleep,
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  Speaker 1: but then the next thing you know, they're having that
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  Speaker 1: corporate sex you were talking about. Oh yeah, bent over
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  Speaker 1: the oak, over the mahogany desk or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's absolutely just I don't want.
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  Speaker 4: To find out of khakis, du dude, birds get so
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  Speaker 4: hard in khakis and like dress bands.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's why police were invented to like
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  Speaker 1: fucking disguise the boner that's dude, dress pants. Your whole
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  Speaker 1: life linked. You're the hardest, most dribbling dude in the world,
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  Speaker 1: and you're going on business trips. That's why there are
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  Speaker 1: business like conferences. Why are they always in Las Vegas?
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  Speaker 1: Bro it's the most It's just debauchery. It's for fuck fests.
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  Speaker 1: It's Saturday Alia for mid managers.
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  Speaker 4: They go in there. They they're like fucking each other
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  Speaker 4: and getting drunk. It really is just fun.
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  Speaker 7: Every time we go on trips and we're saying hotel
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  Speaker 7: and there's always conferences going on, and I remember like
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  Speaker 7: being in the elevator with people and the sexual tension
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  Speaker 7: is just strong.
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  Speaker 4: It's unbearable. I mean, they're utterly repressed for their entire
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  Speaker 4: existence is repressed beyond any imagination. Yeah, and then they
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  Speaker 4: just feed them alcohol in Las Vegas and then they
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  Speaker 4: just like sixty nine. They all have work husbands. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: eating as Yeah, disgust. It's got to be just like
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  Speaker 4: I've thought about flipping the tables at a work conference
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  Speaker 4: going in like you guys, get the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Jesus in the temple, go back to your family.
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  Speaker 4: Driving around.
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  Speaker 1: People care about fucking like bottle caps.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever you guys say. It's like, yo, go home.
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 1: The same way that people there's like vigilantes who will
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  Speaker 1: find like to catch your predator people walking into Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: Like we should be vigilantes at these work conferences and
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  Speaker 1: be like you have a fucking husband, dude, Like you
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  Speaker 1: switch the fucking hand, you switch the ringhand from one
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  Speaker 1: to the other.
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  Speaker 4: We know you're out there fucking Yeah. He puts it.
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  Speaker 1: He's like this, he puts it. He's like, it's a
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  Speaker 1: thumb ring.
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  Speaker 4: I just only going around the tip of the top.
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  Speaker 4: I can't get around the first knuckle. I have a
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  Speaker 4: silicone ring. I even a Sperman with the thumb ring lately,
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  Speaker 4: Like this is.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of dope.
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  Speaker 4: Thumb ring is nasty, dude, thumb ring dope.
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  Speaker 1: The silicon ring is dope too. That's like that's a
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  Speaker 1: ballplayer's ring.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I lost my other one, did you? I was
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: playing pool football, dude, Literally, I was. We were at
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  Speaker 4: the beaches with Shane. My brother came down and uh,
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  Speaker 4: I think my voice pud and we're playing pool football
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  Speaker 4: and dude, it literally I lost some weight and I like,
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  Speaker 4: what like that? I think it just flew off of
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  Speaker 4: my finger. Damny to come home and be like, yo,
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  Speaker 4: I was trying to catch balls in the pool and
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  Speaker 4: it fucking I tossed my ring.
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  Speaker 1: It just slid in one. She was like, dude, you
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  Speaker 1: lost weight on your hands.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I lost a ton of weight also. I told
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  Speaker 4: her though, I'm like, dude, you think I like took
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  Speaker 4: my ring off to have sex and lost it? Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't take it off. He's like, that's fucked up.
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: I'll talk about that. It makes girls so much horny.
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  Speaker 4: How do you lose hands? Dude? If you lose like
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: ten pounds, you just your whole body, just like their hands.
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  Speaker 4: And I gain right in my hands, I know, but
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  Speaker 4: it's ring size, so it's like you lose like a millimeter.
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  Speaker 4: That thing's flying off.
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  Speaker 1: And like im bloating when you Yeah, if you bloat
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  Speaker 1: or if you like in a pool, don't you kind
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  Speaker 1: of like shrivel your hand shrivels down a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: I could have used the prune defense, yes, yeah, a
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  Speaker 4: little bit of prune hisself. Yeah, I've been to the
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  Speaker 4: pool for too long.
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  Speaker 1: If it was in like an enclosed space, uh, Like
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  Speaker 1: one of my boys lost his tubing, like he got
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: like caught up in some rapids tubing and it just
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  Speaker 1: whipped off of his hand. He lost his shoes, he
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: lost his wedding ring or whatever. We couldn't go back
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  Speaker 1: for it. I feel like you could have like kind
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  Speaker 1: of done a little suit.
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  Speaker 4: I looked. It was a two day process, and it
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  Speaker 4: was I just looked around for literally an hour and
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  Speaker 4: a half.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have the fellows? Did you have the fellows?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean, you know they weren't the most dedicated.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm thinking of of you going like belly
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  Speaker 1: down on the pool like information trying to figure out
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  Speaker 1: where no.
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  Speaker 4: Stone was unturned, like a field search. Yeah, field chirch, Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 4: no stone was unturned. But then you have to eventually
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  Speaker 4: give up. I eventually just called her and said, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: here's a deal. I lost this thing. I'm gonna stop
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: worrying about it and have fun. You were looking for
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  Speaker 4: it though, I told her. I was like, I flipped
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  Speaker 4: every stone. Yeah, that's the dedication. It's what matters.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to have the boys get on the line
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  Speaker 1: to be like he was, he's looking.
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  Speaker 4: He's looking, he was really looking. Sleep last night. Well,
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  Speaker 4: there's broken up over it. Yeah, there's you know, it's
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  Speaker 4: like it just has that like connotation like you lost it,
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  Speaker 4: like immediately. You can't just lose this. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 4: you lost it and like butt fucked. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 4: I just lost it. It's in her ass. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: didn't impregnate it pregnant a lady and beating her. No,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't do that at all. Just fucking things slid
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  Speaker 4: off my fingers. But yours, yours now isn't going anywhere silicon, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: get another one. I like five of these at the house.
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  Speaker 4: I lose it whatever. Sometimes I just I forget to
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: wear it sometimes. I never got used to like wearing
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: a thing.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: I take mine off every night when I get home.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: It's more it's like, uh, I don't wear it all
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: the time. But I talk to my dad like he
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: has never taken his shit off, Like it won't even
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: calm off of him. He's because he's plumped up a
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: So you know what I mean.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: That's just not sliding off, but mine, Like I don't
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: want to be sleeping in jewelry or whatever.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm not sure to be sleeping in it.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: Do you pop it off? Asleep every night, pop it
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: off every night to sleep. Yeah, I can't have anything.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: I tried. I used to attrack my sleep with an
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: Apple Watch and even that, like, I can't have I
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: can't have anything on my body.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I feel that I don't want to be touched like that.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: No, I don't like wearing anything totally new. I have
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: a fit it. But that's now nice. Before that, I
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: was rawleep. Oh yeah, it is nice to track dragging
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: your sleep when you wake up and you're like, oh
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: my god, I having twenty hours of deep sleep last night. Fuck.
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: But then it kind of verse fucks you too, because
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: then you get super used to it, and then you
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: wake up one day and you're like three hours and
• 15:05
  Speaker 7: then you're like, even if you're not tired, you fully
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: convince yourself that you're tired. You're like, I didn't hit
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: my fucking goal last night.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, there's a There is a whole thing online,
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: like every Instagram ad is a product to be Like,
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: we finally figured it out. All you need is healthy
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: and yeah, everyone's just clinically depressed on like a massive Yeah,
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: like gojo beans are not going to the mud water ship.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Have you seen that stuff? Yeah?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: That's mud water.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: It's there.
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: It's like supposed to be like they try and market
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: is like an alternative coffee or an alternative to coffee.
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: But it's like, first of all, the name sucks mud water,
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: and then second it looks disgusting.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: I know the guy who around, I know the guy
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: who he is. I love that ship. No, no, I'm
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: gonna send something over. This is a free market. The
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: market is free.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: You're just the invisible hand of the market.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: He is a man.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I uh yeah, I never never never was
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: my thing. So it's like it's a combination of different mushrooms. Yeah, yeah,
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: oh it's mushrooms. Then they add coffee. Interesting, a little
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: bit of caffee.
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's supposed to be like coffee, but you don't
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: get the jitters if.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: I yeah, I'm in it for the jitters.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I can't. I enjoyed the minute sheer panic.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Dude. If I drink this coffee, it's just it's euphoria.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Then like two hours later, I'm.
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: Like, shit, it's brutal. I can't drink coffee. I can
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: drink energy drinks fine coffee. For some reason, like one
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: sip of coffee, I'm like going home and laying in
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: bed with the lights off.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: It's that bad, brutal. Yeah, damn, you can tolerate energy.
• 16:36
  Speaker 9: I can.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: I can slam like three hundred milligram energy drinks to
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: be fine.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, What is it about coffee that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I think it might be placebo as well?
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: Because I'm like, I had like insane panic attacks in
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: high school from coffee. Yeah, and now every time I
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: drink it, I'm like that was.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: A horrible mistakeic it used to happen to me. I
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: should not be able to drink coffee. Yeah, And I
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: just now I can just be like whatever and just
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: slam it. Yeah, fucked up. But yeah, if you start
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: having anxiety, dude, coffee is absolutely the worse.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Especially before flights. I'd be like smoking a joint to
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: my face and drinking a fucking cold brew, and I
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: would wonder why I.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Was like terrible. Yeah, I just put I can't.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: I can't even drink like a diet coke before I fly, yeah,
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: or else it'll be fucking is the caffeine, Yeah, I think.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Just sat me down.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: The caffeine definitely induces some anxiety.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, some pit sweat.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: I remember being in high school, like when I first
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: got anxiety and I didn't really know what it was
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: and just slamming a cup of coffee and then just
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: like sitting there with like just not moving for like
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: two hours and being like, dude, what's wrong with my brain?
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna die. Yeah, I'm going to die. It matter
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: be like nothing dying right now. Yeah, you're like seventeen,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: You're like I'm dying right now. And then you go
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: outside and you're just better all of a sudden.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sat up.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I better keep a lookout for that all day long.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: I hope that doesn't happen again. I hope that all.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Like seven years out, are you still off the caffeine
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: or on the caffeine?
• 17:59
  Speaker 12: I was?
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I get back. So here's what happened. So I was
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: off coffee for a while. And then I started taking magnesium.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: I heard about taking like different types of it, and
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: the like, I think this stuff whatever, The like neurotransmitters
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: are and you're like your parasympathetic nervousis and the part
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: like slows you down, your sympathetic nervous system makes you
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: like run away. Parasympathetic slows you down. You can run
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: out of like the physical components of whatever the juice
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: that it like pumps out to like chill you out,
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: if that makes sense, okay, And a lot of that
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: stuff's made by magnesium. So I started taking magnesium, and
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: weirdly enough I could tolerate coffee. But then of course
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: I fucking spas out and started drinking like espresso every day. Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: getting like fucked up on coffee. And I was right back.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: I used all my magnesium up like in two yeah,
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: And I was like, all right, this is magnesium crazy
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: for dreams. Doesn't it supposed to make dream take magnesium
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: before you dream. You have pretty tight dreams, really, yeah,
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: good dreams are bad dreams cool. There's vivid. I mean
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: they could be terrifying. But vivid dreams get a little
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: dicey though.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: If you have one bad one and you're like, that
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: was real life, I chase that that actually happened.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I chase that I had a dream one time that
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I was dreaming and realized that the world was just
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: a dream. In the dream, I woke up and it
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: was just like it was a fucking it was terrible.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I had like the full like holy fuck.
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: And then I woke up and was like, yeah, have
• 19:10
  Speaker 10: you ever tried lucid dreaming?
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I get sleep paralysis a lot, so I
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: try to get pussy right away, and then I fucking
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: wake up. Every single time I trained myself, I trained myself.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: It's either I get attacked by demons or I try
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: to get pussy in both times, I'm fucking out.
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: I trained myself to Loucid dream when I was in
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: like seventh or sixth grade.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Did it work? Yeah? I did it once, and then
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: I ever did it again. So what'd you do?
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: I apparently, if you you're supposed to, like every hour,
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: you're supposed to stick your hand while you're awake, supposed
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: to stick your finger, poke it in your hand, and
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: then you do it while you're dreaming, and it goes
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: through your hand and then instantly I was like, I'm
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: gonna fly, and then I was I was in the
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: bathroom in my dream and I'm just like flying, like
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: my back's like hitting the top of the ceiling, and
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: then I woke up instantly.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of crazy. That is even an option
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: to be able to do. But I never do uh
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: and and none of my dreams do I do stuff
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: that wouldn't happen. But in real life, I'm never flying,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm never like visiting like different realms, Like I'm never
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: like encountering like a fucking monster or anything like that. Yeah, basically,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: like I just chase a dog or chase a ball,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Like I just am in a.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Field, like right now, I'm kind of the same way.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing paranormal ever happens to me, And I don't know.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know why it is, Dude.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I had literally the other night, I had a dream
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: that I wasn't even me. It was just I was
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: watching a dude who was getting who would like take
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: like meteors would hit the ground, he would take the
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: powder and sell it. And every time he sold the powder,
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: another meteor would hit that place exactly where he is,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: and you only had like ten.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Seconds to get out of there.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: I figured out how to get away from them, and
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: then like it started slamming into his house and he
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: like ate the powder and died. This was your dream, Yeah,
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: it was like the other day.
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: Is it true every face in your dreams you've seen
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: in real life somewhere?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know, because then there's you have miss you
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: ever have dreams of just like women you've never met before.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you just and then you wake up and
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: you're like pissed, Like she was the best? Does she
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: go just an absolute mystery woman? I don't know. It
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: could be. I mean, I don't know.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: I had a dream about Sidney Sweeney a couple of
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: months ago. Woke up furious. I was like something woke
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: me up, like my mom called me or some ship,
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: and I woke up and I was.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Like livid your mom, dude.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: I was like, that was like the best dream I've
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: ever had. It was like me and were just like
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: hanging out. Oh yeah, you try and get back.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what do you think that You're I don't
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: even know who this person is, but problem guessing some
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: hot porn star. No, dude, Sydney Sweeney, the girl from Euphoria,
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: she's abo babe the trends. Uh yeah he was furious.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Who was.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know you're talking about racked up for sure.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Because her dad dad wore a Blue Lives Matter shirt
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: and like a picture that she posted and everyone's like, bro,
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: how is how was HBO not doing background checks on
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: these freaks?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's preposterous, dude. Of course, to the princess.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, I know what from like, Ohio, how would
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: more the comps if my daughter had tits like that?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And she just couldn't be this way if that
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: wasn't what her lineage was. Like, her parents aren't going
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: to produce, like they're not going to produce Sidney Sweeney
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: unless they vote how they vote and they live how
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: they live. Like that's not how that bet it comes
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Also, you have to be such a fucking noodle to
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: like genuinely pretend that offends you. Like what her dad, yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: and her mom had, like it was like make sixty
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: great again had or something. So it wasn't even to
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: make America great, but it was like a parody of it,
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: and people were worth Curiously, it was her sixtieth birthday, sick,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: that's a fun time.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: For six years they had like a mechanical bowl and everything.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: It looks like a good time.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: They're not gonna care. Oh man, there's probably some tits
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: in that family too. Oh they were probably rocking. Her
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: grandparents said she had the best tits in Hollywood. Her
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: grandparents are they direct quote from them? This family rule.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: They don't hate, dude, they hate the family dude, they
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: fucking hate the family.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they can't show love to the family, but uh
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: to just to circle back to dreams, dude, I'm trying
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: to figure out what your dream meant, because I feel
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: like all dreams are like allegorical, Like every dream has
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: has to do something with your life, Like it's based
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: on like a fear that you have or something like that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to figure out what your dream was.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Where you're where the dude was like selling the powder
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: from the fucking meteor and like running back and like
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: the time was the thing. Everyone who tried to do
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: that would get crushed by meteors.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: But he figured out, he goes, I know where these
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: things are coming, so he could tell when they were coming.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Was he you? Are you the guy? It was not me?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: It was just some other dude.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Are you like his part?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Were you studying him? Were you like trying to peep
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: game up?
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: I was purely just like watching it thing. I wasn't
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: even just like an I had no concern in the matter.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: I was just watching this dude run from these meteors
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: and eventually, like he had like his stone house and
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: it blasted through his stone door and he was like, fuck, dude,
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: they finally found me and he just sat there and
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: ate the powder and he just slowly died. What the fuck?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Damn dude. I woke up like, what the fuck was that?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: If you had to guess what a meaning of it
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: would be in your own life, like what do you think?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: What do you think it was?
• 24:02
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: If you have to do some dream analysis on your
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: side to do it, what do you think it was
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: based on? It could be about people trying to shirk responsibility,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: being like I'm above the law, I'm beyond the system,
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: and then you just you still die, damn die. You
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: might even die a worse death having not subjected yourself
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: to the rules of life. Yeah. I would rather get
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: taken down by the media or than to eat the powder.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it was. It was like
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: a really agonizing lonely death.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: You like, ate the powder and I was like, laid there.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: What the god, damn dude, you're a deep ass thinker.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: She's literally I just have the most fucked up dreams, dude,
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: my dreams.
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: I was taking these uh the allie fucking what is
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: the gummies you take to fall asleep?
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: What is the Melaton. Yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: I was taking the meloton and gummies, and my dreams
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: got so vivid that I started like talking to people
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: and being like, remember when this hat like thinking, like
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: and they do like I have no idea what you're
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: talking about. I'd like flushed them down the toilet in
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: like a I was like so scared too much dreaming, dude,
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: really like it. For like a week straight, I was
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: like I could not tell like what reality was because
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: I was just my dreams were so real, dude, that's wild.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, our glans, we're fucking with our glands. We're just
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: dumping light into our brains at all times, and we
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: don't know when it's time to like access the dreams.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Now, those that shit strong.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Because when I would take them and I could track
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: on my fitbit, I would get like six hours of
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: ram sleep.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: What, yeah, is that that's a lot. Yeah, you get
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: like an hour a night usually that's six hours.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Is it possible to get like straight rem the entire way?
• 25:30
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: There's four stages of sleep?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, so yeah, you like just waves that you're
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: going into up and then you go in stage one,
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: stage two, stage three, and then stage four is rim
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: and the only muscles that aren't paralyzed, your breathing muscles,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: and I think your eyes because your eyes move around
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: like up down. Yeah, yeah, dude.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I'll I'll forget to breathe sometimes in my waking hours
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and I'll just realize that I've been holding my breath
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: for a minute, and I'll just like let out like
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: a fucking big ass sigh.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: People drink too much coffee. I do that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I'll be standing there and I'll be like, yeah, i.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Haven't been breathing. Yeah. They've done lucid dreaming studies where
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: they have people there's people who claim they can be
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: aware of the entire time they're asleep, even when they're dreaming,
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: and they have them, they track them. They enter a
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: rem state, which is like that's like the you know,
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: the deep sleep, and then they have them since they
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: their eyes are moving, they have them kind of like
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: do a conscious eye pattern to tell them like, I'm
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: awake right now. Really, I know I'm dreaming right now,
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: but I'm completely with it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't even think i'd want that.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: That's kind of fucked up to have to just be
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: in it and on at all times.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of fucked up.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: They say.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: The cool thing they chase is like not even the dreams,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: but the complete dreamless sleep. They just sit there and
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: they're like that sounds could be just dudes making it up. Yeah,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: that's nuts.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: But they're aware of it. They're aware of the dreamless sleep.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: There's dudes that claim that, so six hours of just
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: fucking chilling. I mean, these are like what dudes in
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: India flex each on each other with. They're like, bro,
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I'm never I'm awake even when I'm asleep. Like me too, dude,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: obviously I am too. Where they come here and they
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: trick and Erica be like, dude, I'll give you all
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: my money, teach me how to do this. They're like,
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: ye okay, why would you want that.
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't want that at all. That would suck supreme awareness. Yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: I guess that's buddhas shit.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Or what they claim. Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 13: Also, just like life is short, you guys never feel
• 27:12
  Speaker 13: guilty about turning off for like a third of it, No.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I see. Yeah, I crawled to the bed every night, dude,
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: And like finally, yeah, yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I heard like Roger Federer gets like fourteen hours of
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: sleep sometimes when he's trying to like train the hardest. Yeah,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I guess like twelve or something like that, that these
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: dudes are just trying to be off for half the
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: time over half the time.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's powerful, dude, that's nuts.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Why do you feel that way?
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Owned? Do you feel like I.
• 27:38
  Speaker 13: Have a terrible relationship with sleep though you feel guilty
• 27:40
  Speaker 13: over your sleep?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: I get very existentialist in the night hours, but.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: I feel like being awake will kind of make we'll
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: rob will rob you.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Of like good awakeness when you should be sleeping. Or
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: do you not feel that in your existential crisis?
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:55
  Speaker 10: Hard to find that.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: How old are you if you don't mind me asking?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Twenty three?
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, Yeah, you're fright. You're just completely full of
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: common energy. Dude. It's an absolute physical spast ball. Dude,
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: I was twenty three the same way.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, sleep just trying to push it.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: I fuck with I like sleep. I like being awake
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: at night though, like really late no one else is awake.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: You feel like you have like ownership of the night. Yeah, moment,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: go to bed early.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: You can do that early in the morning, and it's yeah,
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: it is you Just all you do is slowly degrade.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: When you stay up late, you just slowly unravel and
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: fall apart. Yeah, up late, like fuck, yeah, that.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Is a shitty feeling. But the people who are so
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: gung ho about waking up super early and like rub
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: it in your face, be like, oh.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: You slept in until seven thirty. I was up at
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: five thirty. That's tough.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: They made me hate fucking the idea of waking up early.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was me. I did that for a bit. Yeah,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I made Jocko started doing pictures of the wristwatch and yeah, yeah,
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: I got super into Goggins. Yeah that happened. It's like
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: the next stage after like getting over a patic attack
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: just seven.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got super into Goggins when I was in
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: my freshman year of college and I fucking I remember
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: my roommate was like a big like coke all that,
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: like do a bunch of coke, stay up to like
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: nine am, and I'd wake up kind.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Of dog instead too.
• 29:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, I would up at like five am, and
• 29:19
  Speaker 14: I'd be like stretching to like go on a run.
• 29:21
  Speaker 14: If you guys are to see each other, oh yeah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 14: I'd be like looking at him just being like you're
• 29:26
  Speaker 14: a piece of ship, Get your life together, Bruce.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Last one mile.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: As a term I learned from you guys, Bruce and
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: on people were you guys talking about. Yeah, when you're
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen, you just like pull up in a fucking
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: that's blue collar job though, that's when you're blue collar job.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: When you got a I got like these pussies aren't working.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Two times, Bruce.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: The one was when I I delivered beer to like
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: the art museum in Philadelphia, and there I think there
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: was like I had like classmates or people I knew there,
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: like a professional art function. I walked in with a
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: hand truck with like case a beer, like, oh hey, guys,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: I'm taking these down in the kitchens stuff. And then
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I one time came her was doing demolition. Like I
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: had stopped doing comedy for a while. I was doing
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: demolition for my dad, and I was just covered in
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: like like you rip roofs off, and there's this stuff
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: called pitch that like literally like your whole face is black.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: You're literally like Burt from Mary Popping walking. And I
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: saw two dudes I was doing stand up with and
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: they were like, oh, hey, what's up my cuser And
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: I was just covered it like, hey, guys, literally a
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: little man.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I was fully bruised out. It was that's a good feeling, though.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It is sweet because you really just stun on people.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: It's like your fucking soft hands, like you're fucking pussy
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: ass ship. It's a what what's a movie with Matt Damon?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: It's a good one. Like I was like dumb good,
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: I was just dumb.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I was looking at him.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Like, hey, gosh, I didn't know anything about math, and
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: like later, I just got a one hundred and fifty
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars and education.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I could have gone for ads dollar fifty and late.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Coos worked for my dad. I learn that is sweet, dude.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I used to try and fucking convince myself that I
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: had to upper hand on people. When I would I
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: would like try to get up and run early. And
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I convinced myself I had something called like a fun
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: to run ratio that was better than anybody else. I
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, people might be having more fun
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: than me, and people might be like running harder than me,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: but there's nobody that has like a better fun to
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: run ratio. I'm fucking running hard as fuck and I'm
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: having a ton of fun.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: It was like my way of getting some kind of moral,
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: moral high ground. Convinced myself up. I'm like, I'm gonna
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: be a millionaire by fucking oh yeah. That's the thing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know why working out is so much is
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: so associated with being rich. It's like, dude, you can
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: run in the morning, You're not making any money.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Like it's one of the most views I know are
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: broke as fun.
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: People think if they just wake up at five am
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: and run three miles, like money is just gonna start
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: flowing into their banking But.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: We got hit with montages like no other people for
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: thousands of years had to see a montage. And we
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: were like, okay, we gotta do five things and then
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: we win. Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like you just chase his chicken and
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you'll be good at fighting.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Literally, you just wood exercise. They last four minutes, so
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: you're like, run a mile and a half. Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: The worst part is too, is you do the run
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: and then you get home and you're like, I'm fucking
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: exhausted six a m.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Still keep it up with it?
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Have you been doing a good job keeping up with it?
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I ran four times last week, but I now I
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: got this fucking pitariasis. Was that parash that I am
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: covered in it? And it says you're not supposed to
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: run because it irritates it and makes it worse. It
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: was like a contact dermatitis. Was it like a pariasis
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: you're saying? Or no, it's called pasis? What is that?
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: Pitariasis? Rosea, It's like a it's like a reaction to
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: a viral affection. So they think it's because ied COVID.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, your.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Body just fought that ship off, No big deal.
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: No, I think they it's like it's like.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: They think it's like a reaction to like recovering from COVID.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Really, it could be anything to do with like wearing
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the same clothes over and over again.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: No, dude, I'm I'm fully clean.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: I brought a massive bag of laundry the other day,
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: did you Yeah, brand new sheets, threw away my old
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: sheets they were so gross. Nice, But I am, dude,
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: I am covered like my arm.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: It looks I kind of want to see it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: It looks like, No, I don't want the viewers to see.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: They'll never look at me the same.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I just I feel like you just don't want to
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: pull the mover where you have to pull up your
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: shirt and put your arm down for fear of your
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: belly hanging out.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: The side of that too. But it's like, yeah, I
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: don't want.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Also, I don't want my tummy out on camera.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: It's all here and it's all over my back.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, all at least is it going away? Oh no,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: it's still great.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when a rash intensifies, dude, this is I've talked
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: about this before. I got this rash on my bird
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: and it was I thought it was fucking ring worm,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: so does every other doctor. And I just kept putting
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: lotrimen on it, and I just fucking like my dick
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: looked like literally had been like in a fire.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like red and dry.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: It was fucking yeah, dude. And I kept it, kept
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: having to show like my tiny inflamed penis.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: To like multiple doctors.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: You have to do the same.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I was dissurging care. Go to this doctor. Finally I
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: went to a dermatologist, like, no, it'sriasis.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I didn't even didn't say what it was. I
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: used this cream and I used that cream. This was
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: years ago. All went away. I got it again, started
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: hitting with the loachraman. I'm like, wait, a second called
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: him up like what was that cream you gave me?
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: And I looked it up, like oh that's sorry. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: crisis of the bird.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Were they calling different like doctors in like resident nurses
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: in too, like cather around your penis?
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: They did that for me. Oh yeah, the one place,
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: the one place I had to go. It was like
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: it was like two dudes and a lady came in
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: to fucking look at my bird. And I was like, yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: it's so weird, dick.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: No, this was a while ago. I had No, I
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: had it on my dick too. Yeah, but the same body. Yeah, absolutely, same.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably had this, dude, you probably had some
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: of this stuff.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: I had an east infection on my dick. And I
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: know how you got that, bro.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now in sixth grade you're stuffing, Yeah you were
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: when you hit the posy too hard, yeahs. Or maybe
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: you're you're masturbating without urinating afterwords. Probably that's how some
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: dudes get it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And I also had poison ivy? What bad did
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: you might murder somebody like, what the how did you
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: not poison ivy end yeast on your penis at once? No,
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: this was separate the poison ivy was way worse on
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: your dick all over shower. No, dude, I was. I
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: would like jerk off with the lotion they gave me Calne.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: You called it beat the caw mine.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it tries, it turns into like a red I
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: beat it, it frosts. I finished before it froze. Quick
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: trigger sass fired. That ship was brutal. Jerking with calmine
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: is nothing but respect. I never even thought the jerking calm.
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: Because I hadn't jerked off for I was in like
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: this was in eighth grade, and it's like this like
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: peak horniness, and I hadn't jerked off in like two weeks, and.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: I was like it got to corners, like I have to, Yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: and I just lathered it up.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: You're probably so horny at that point that it didn't
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: take that long.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: No, it was probably like three second, the slightest breeze. Yeah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: just your mask. Teacher bends over to crip something. You
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: just going to down on it.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I've never even been that rashed up that I don't
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: have calamine in my life, dude. I don't even have
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: a encyclopedia of calamine experiences to draw from.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: I got grounded one time in high school. I think
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: it wasn't even mine. I took the wrap for alcohol
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: that wasn't mine because someone't give you money. But it's
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: pretty sick. I got three hundred bucks, but I got
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: in trouble. I got suspended from school, but I had
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: my parents as a punishment made me go remove thorns
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: from like this fence in this yard. I had to
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: take it and like cut them and pull them off
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: for the lawnmowers. I was like wrapping my arms around him.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I got completely cut. But there's poison ivy too, So
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: the poison ivy like fully entered my blood stream and
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: I know full PI everywhere.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, in your blood.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: That's like when people burn it, yeah, and they like die.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Your parents punish the fuck out of you. It was crazy.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: That's like a crown of thorns. That's like a biblical punishment.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Thorns from a fence. They like cut all those thorns away,
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Like fuck, what's either Like? I don't know if you
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: ever seen the weed whacker attachment that it's just a
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: metal blade.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you cut those deep.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I had to cut those like thick roots of thorn bushes,
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: and I had a tire rope around them. And pull
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: them with a lawnmower tractor.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: That's terrible punishment work, yard work, just like picking up sticks.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: That used to be my punishment. I just have to
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: go pick up sticks and ship like that. That's bad,
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: that's the worst. That's just terrible.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: You're because then you're like what sticks? Like you start
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: losing like one of my what sticks? Am I supposed to.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Pick it up with?
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Ones? Am I leaving?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Start losing your mind?
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you used to get paid to a penny for
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: every piece of crab grass removed. You walk around all
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: day with like a trash bag and just slowly feel
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: you start losing your mind. You're like, wait, is that
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: if you covered? It's just it's pretty nuts and nothing
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: to do. Who was paying you? My Martia?
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we go grab the crab grass.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Do you remember how much you made?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Like five bucks?
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Boss off on five bucks. That's still a ton
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: of We got so much, five hundred blades. I don't
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: think count they counted. I think we would just like
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: stack them up. They're probably ripping you off.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, it was an entire day of labor.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: If you had trash that is full of crabgrass, that's
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: at least a twenty. I think we would fill like
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: a bager as much as we could. Yeah, it might
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: have been some fist on for uh.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I've always been a bit of a huckster.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some onion grasslions might have made it. Bottom crab grass.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Crabgrass is an infestation though. Crawdgrass will ruin your ships.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You need to play that dude zoo in sid City City.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they might haven't been in the same city for
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: a while.
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: I've like never had like I don't obviously I live
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: in the city, so we don't have a yard. But
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: I just remember my grandfather being just like fired up
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: about crabgrass the time because Matt, yeah, it spreads fast
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: grasses coming in.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: But it comes up by the blade or don't I
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: thought it came up in like clumps like a moss
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: No, it comes up it the way I remember this
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: is like a like a little four leaved thing that
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: kind of comes up. Oh really problem.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So they would count from the bottom of the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: crab grass or like the like the roots of it,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: or like the top of you try to pull the
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: whole thing out, A whole clump of crabgrass Damn was
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: this in Havertown?
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: No, this is when we moved up to the Garden Valley,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Pennsylvania Valley. This is this is compound. How many do
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: you have a bunch of brothers? Yeah?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: How many brothers?
• 39:08
  Speaker 12: Do you have?
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Three brothers? Damn?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: We're both brotherless?
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're both just sisters at all, older sister. Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: I was always so envious, dudes, I only have younger sisters.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Dudes had older sisters. I was so envious because they
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: would bring their friends over. It was like the most
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: mythical crazy. It was just always nuts. It's like, yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: it's bad, you start showing off trying to be cool.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I all I know is my Yeah,
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: you don't have them my older cousins. But I was
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: so much younger than them. They'd bring their friends over
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: and I would just be like eight, just being like
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: what the they were angels? Dude?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I remember that was so beautiful.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Oh and you have an older sister, right? Yeah too.
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: Did you ever do any like embarrassing ship that you
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: look back on? You're like that was so cringey, like.
• 39:53
  Speaker 10: Come downstairs and run bits.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like start like dribbling the basketball around.
• 39:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I did both feet in one ug boot. Oh yeah,
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: and then you stand up and you fall right over.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: When I was in I was probably really young. I
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: was probably in like fourth grade or something. And my
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: older sister's a year older than they had a she's
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: one year older than Yeah, she.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Had uh these these girls. Yeah, this one girl.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: Who was like the hot girl in that grade. And
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: I remember this is gonna sound in saying, I like
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: had like a pocket knife and I like pulled.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: That's exactly that's the right road I gotten. My parents
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: screamed and poured a pocket knife on her. Yeah, I
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: like walked up with it, like like when you were
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: like threatening her or just like just showing up. I
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: was off and it came off like I was like
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: to kill her or something. That worked, though she was
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: probably like, that's the hottest.
• 40:53
  Speaker 12: Your brother's kind of hot, your younger brother's hottest. That
• 40:57
  Speaker 12: was Britial with two inch Swiss, Give me a bit,
• 41:04
  Speaker 12: I got.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: That's such a sick instinct though, to be like I'm
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: gonna pull a knife out of this super high I
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: don't know what else.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Threaten in her life.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: I remember it so vividly, like in the garage because
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: you wanted to come off dangerous.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a warrior, young warrior archetect.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to be cool. You go outside, you
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: start practicing.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not scared of this, and then your mom yells
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: at you, and she was gonna be like this is
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: to protect you and even try to harm you. Yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: you were just like just a couple of instincts away
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: from saying I love you to her. Like that was
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the same kind I don't even remember the place your
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: body problem.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Coming from a deep love like an old ass like
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: rusty pocket knife that like my uncle gave me or something.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: That's why he gave it to you. Yeah, you'll know
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: how I got my first when Uh what was her
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: reaction to the blade?
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: I think she started crying because I got in a
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: lot of trouble. I remember my parents like they maybe
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: like dusted in my room. Really yeah, because I was
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: like outside hanging out with them.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Wait, why was she crying and then my parents let
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: me out there in confidence they didn't know I was packing.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: You know, how did you even get the blade? I
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: told you my uncle gave it to me.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, because I remember my first blade and I don't
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: really remember where I got it from. But my sister like,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: she like cut her hand and like we both got
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: a ton of trouble. Kids with blades is fucking dangerous.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: We also got fencing swords and she she fucking got
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I smacked the fuck out of her with the fencing swords.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: She started crying. In trouble.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to get.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: I bit my sister once, so I got in a
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: bunch of trouble because we were going I remember that
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: was the day we were gonna go get Pokemon cards.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: My mom was taking me to cargets to get Pokemon cards,
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: and me and my sister got in a huge fight
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: and I bit her. Then I was probably this was
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: I was like, I was probably like six. Yeah that's fair,
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: but I bit the fuck out of her. No more
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: Pokemon cards, you can get it exactly.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: It was like totally over.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Trips canceled. You were no longer a trainer. I retired.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: They made me throw throw them all away. You had
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: to get rid of your existing Pokemon cards. Dude, I
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: used to get a bunch of trouble when I was
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: little for by biting.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's fucked. I feel like when you were
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: when you're tussling with brothers, you kind of have to.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: You have to like kind of square up in more
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: of like a manly way, Like you can't fight like
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: a pussy with like fucking fencing swords with a tip
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: on him, or biting your siblings and older brothers.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: That's got my assick NonStop. Got square up on my
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: younger brother and now he's like huge, Yeah, you forced
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: him in fire.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: It was psychological torture, NonStop. You boy name sued him
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: kind of like you just put him through like a
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: torture chamber of gauntlet early on in life, and you
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: you strengthened him up.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like if if the CIA were to
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: send like operatives convince you you were gay. That's when
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: my two older brothers were like, it was just next
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: level mind control. It was just like pick me up
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: and dunk me in the I'll be watching TV and
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: they picked me up and just like in the toilet later, dude, Like, dude.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: It must have been awesome for the second brother when
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: like you came along though, and he's like, let's divert
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: the fucking attention from me.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: They hated each other, Yeah, they did. They were like
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: they my brother told me this. They were both like
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: fuck you, dude, fuck you, and they didn't like each
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: other that I was born. They're like, yo, let's fuck
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: with this dude. Our powers coming back. That was literally
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: my early I remember when I lived in Habertown Town
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: I was. We left when I was like six years old,
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: and they used to like yell out their window because
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: if they did something where they like yelled through their window,
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: they could scare me through my window. And they were
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: just like my early I was six years old and they'd.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Be like, damn, your dad was just firing off. Boys
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: didn't care. He must have had some fucking dense ass sperm. Dude,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: just creating men, crazy man, just creating four men. Dude, Dude,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: my cousin is one of ten kids.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Really damn, that's like all next to We grew up
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: next door to each other. That's fucking crazy. It's pretty tight.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: That's awesome. Was that fun though?
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: I so much last Yeah, so much fun. I have
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: a buddy from home and he's like he lives next
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: to all of his cousins, and it sounds like.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Going to school.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: I went to school like with my I had a
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: cousin that was in my grade pretty much my whole
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: life in school. Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's sweet, so much fucking fun. Do they
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: have a fucked up family dynamic now or are they
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: tight as fuck? They're really Yeah, yeah, they're all cool.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes it can go the other way
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: where it's like people will be banished to the ends
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: of the earth and they'll all live as far as
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: possible because it like turns into clans. It's like, if
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you have ten brothers and sisters, like you'll have an
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: alliance with three of them, you'll hate two of them,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: and like you won't talk to like four of them,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: like I feel like or in my experiences, that's how
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: it's been. I don't know how it is with you.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: No, I've seen that. That's I was looking for. Granted,
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: everyone pretty pretty much for the most part. And my
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: dad's one of ten two so they're all of my
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: aunts and uncles on his side besides one live within
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: like a thirty minute radius of one another. Damn.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: It's pretty sick. Yeah, how are they just scooping these
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: like absolutely fertile women that are fucking just cranking out
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: ten babies coming out of you?
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, It's great I have two kids.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know how my parents had six. I think
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: once you have like one or two, you're like, well,
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna like not going in my free time
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: back anything. You might as well have like a ton
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: of fucking I feel like.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: It's like an Irish tradition though, that they they would
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: kind of like sow into reality when like they were
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: losing half the kids to like famines that shit, to
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: protect against it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, dude all the time. It's crazy, dude. The
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: average woman way back when used to spend more time
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: pregnant than not because they would start getting at like sixteen. Yeah,
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: and then they die and it was like a fifty
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: to fifty shot they would die and child birth. Yeah. Yeah,
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: the dude would just re up on a babe because
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: you could not not have a wife because you had
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: all these kids.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you get pregnant until death.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: The average dude had like two wives or so at least.
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: I feel like it's also kind of a thing where
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: like if you have a certain amount of kids, they
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: started like taking care of each other.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Parents can fall back. Yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: The oldest kid kid, Yeah, oldest kid just has to
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: be a mom. Yeah, just takes takes charge.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, my uh my mom's dad. He was born
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: in Ireland and he had I think he was a
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: twin or a trip. I don't know if he's a
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: twin and triplet, but I think like his twin definitely
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: died and like he had multiple siblings die.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It was like pretty normal back then. I
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: was just over there like on a on like a
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: boat that they took people to America, and this boat
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: called the Jeanie Johnson and they would have like two
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: hundred people all in the same boat, but like they
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: had the log of people like who were on the
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: boat and their profession, and it's like if you were
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: an eighteen year old girl coming to America and you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: didn't have a job or a husband, you were just
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: like a spinster, which now is like a term for
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: an old lady, like an old spencer. It is like
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a sixty five year old like infertile woman. But like
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: at the time, if you were eighteen and you didn't
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: have kids yet, you were like a fucking old, dried
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: up bitch. Why tough times, I guess, I don't know,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: or maybe it was just like you're a spinster until
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you get husbanded.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Until some guy comes along and puts one in you,
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: or they probably wanted.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: To just for the record, be like, Yo, this lady's coming.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: She doesn't have a husband, just heads up.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a problem, dude, There's an eighteen year
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: old lady just kicking around by herself. There was like
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: the authorities like, what the fuck is this fuck's going on?
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Is this lady doing this whole? It was just bullshit.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Do you ever hear that there was that law like
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: if so many women live together under certain age, they
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: considered a brothel.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I always heard that about like colleges and why they
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: couldn't have sororities because it's like a brothel. But I
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: think that that rumor persists state to state. I don't
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: know if that's actually true, Like, I don't I think
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: it might just be an old wives tale.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: I've heard some people.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: Say that, like it like when frats get kicked off
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: of campuses, they're now considered a gang by the police.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Really, like tribe of dudes who are all like,
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: we bleed for this fucking Greek symbol and they don't
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: have any affiliation with the school. And it's a tough
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: it's a tough look yeah, you weren't in a frat. Nah, yeah,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: I mean neither have it. I couldn't do it. Man.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I would go and I would go to this one
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: and chill and they were like you gotta rush, and
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I'm like, like, dudes would walk up like what are
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: you doing, pussy you go clean thing, and I'm like,
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't be subjected to that, dude.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I just like it looks like, hell, it looked like
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: a terrible experience.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Now I have no interest.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: It never was even just like a semester of partying
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: and like that. It's just dudes and like they'd have
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: to like wear khakis and like a white button down
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: while their brothers were like getting like obliterated and they great,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: and you had to like be downstairs cleaning up throw
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: up and like fucking making sure that like nope, not
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: too many people were getting in at the door of
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: the party.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's like, you know, brother, I don't even thought
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: about that. How I dodged being an accomplished in sexual crime.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: That was pretty much what was going on. Oh yeah,
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: and you want to commit crimes with us?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: You want to do sex crimes?
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sexual crimes?
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: You can sign up here. We have to torture you
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: for three months before and then before you can commit
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: a sex crime.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: But after we need a crop of thirty new dudes
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: to commit sex crimes.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Were drying up. It was almost way too much, some guys,
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: That's what it was. You walked there was like they
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: those places look so sick. Where I went to school?
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Like those parties. Now, where'd you get Drexel? Oh, the
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Drexel and they had like the one right on the corner.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I'd always go, met guys, I want to plague. I
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: swear I'm gonna let me in, and finally I'm like, no,
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to play. That's smart. Yeah, damn.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Drexel's campus is right in West Philly, right, yeah, it's
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: right in your pen is it?
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: How was the campus I was living on? Like did
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: you live by the campus over there? Yeah? I love Yeah,
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: I love there for like ten years. I didn't leave
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: after I graduated. At you really, yeah, I was like
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: the weird dude, like watching a new freshmen coming, like,
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: whoa fuck, dude? Why they all dressed up? You just
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: see when you see freshmen if you living in college town,
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: like you're just living your life and all of a sudden,
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: there's women, young women, just dressed like like they're on
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: like going to like.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: An award show and what oh fuck?
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah it is crazy. How fast? Uh Like
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: you feel like an old person.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You're like a senior being like these fucking young ass
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: bitches in here, Like what's this fashion that they're even wearing,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: like tube tops.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Or some shit like that.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, you're like two years older than that.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I was walking around here. This is the slut headquarters
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: across the street of Fashion inst dude. Yeah, weirdest fucking
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: clothes dude. Yeah, oh it is crazy.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm kidding.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: I don't think there's sluts, but I mean no, no,
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: they are the no brothing work humongous discussing sluts, no
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: broth thing. I take personal.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I take personal offense to that.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Why they're trying to get you horny. It know, it's
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: it's it's like you're pinging my biology. Yeah, they're trying
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: to get you horny. I actually keep it peaceful as hell.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not making I'm not making excuse for sexual aggression
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: on women. But like if I see no bra, I
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: get like destabilized. It's like a flashbang for like seconds.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: The fuck is going on.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: He's socially irresponsible.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be a jerk, but like, dude,
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: you're dealing with dudes like who is like like dudes,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: they don't tell you, but like there's dude's been married
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: for thirty five years. Dudes who are like have not
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: got there. Just I'm like, I'm never gonna pus it
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: again outside of doing something horrible. They hung it out
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: to my entire family. And then you're just walking around.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: There's like a twenty two year old chick just you
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: just see her tits in a shirt and you're just
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: that guy is going not me, obviously, that guy, that
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: guy that he's hits him and he's going, you're getting
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: like angry. He's like, fuck, it's bad for his brain.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: It was young ones.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Why did we have these girls trying to launch back
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: in time?
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is a physical stress if you're a hook,
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: not me or whoever else that got other guy talking
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: up to like a physical stress test. It was you
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: were your heart rates two hundred, it's going up.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just fucking I mean, dude, they can do whatever
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: they want.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: You start pulling your knife out.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to hurt.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I just want to show the knight look at me.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: It is crazy. But this area has gone through fashion
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: institutes right there in twenty seventh and seventh. I was
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: watching gangs in New York the other day and uh,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: you have you seen gangs in New York? Remember the
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: scene at the very end where they're like the the
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: they're having the riots for the draft or whatever, and
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: they hang the black bro the dude.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: I remember that.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: There's the dude he was in the water Boy. He's
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the kicker from the water one of the dudes from
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: the water Boy.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: They hang him, Dude.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: That was on twenty seventh and seventh.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: They hung that dude.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: What right now where all the titties are out?
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Dude? Now, I mean, I guess it's an improved disrespectful
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: of these ladies that out. I'm gonna tell That's what
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell them.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: When I rushed in with my blade.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: That was hung here, race crime for committed here. Yeah,
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: that is that is destabilizing. Dude, fucked up. Whenever I
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: come to New York, I feel like a kid that
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: got lost on a field trip. I always walk around
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: here and I'm was like, I don't really get like
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't notice like hawkgirls in New York
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: at all. I think it's just some numb to it.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got the blinder zone.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just like being in the city, you just don't
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: pay attention to anybody. But every time, like when like
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: the mics, I mean, obviously they are different breed of people,
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: but they were here and they were like foam his
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: buddies that like help shoot our stuff.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Most of my buddies from Philly, our name Mike. I
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: don't know, if you know a lot of dudes name Mike.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: You gotta know a lot of mics.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, literally most of my friends, so many, and they
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: were here.
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: I remember we were driving around and they were like
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: they had like their fucking tongues hanging out of the
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: windows like they couldn't believe it.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just like stop it. Yeah.
• 53:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I will say, going to some college campuses, it's
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: like that where you're like I get mad.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, dude, what what is this school? Like
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: why they're clearly that's like going back to like the
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: like the job thing. Dude.
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: They're they're definitely denying ugly people at like Miami and Tampa,
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: Like for sure, if you're you're not going.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: But people go to there, people get mad going there.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: It's like that it turns into there will be blood
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: where they're like, why.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Don't I own this? Oh? Why this girl not mine?
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: I would I couldn't. I wouldn't be like go to
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: one of tho schools. It would be like that fucking
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: who's the kid? Who's the intel to shoot the kid
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: that shot up the every one of them? Elliott Elliott Rogers, Yeah,
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: that's what it would be like. You don't know, Elliot Rogers.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: The guy was making the videos being like, these girls
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: will look at me and voice is He's like, that's tough.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: He looks like Giga Chad, you know that guy like skinnier.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Did he shoot someone? A couple of people shot up
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: school school. He shot up a sorority.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Virginia was a Virginia attach. He shot up something. Wait
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: where was it?
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: I forget it was a sorority. I don't know where. Damn.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: He shot up babes for just being babes.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because they wouldn't he was. There was lots of
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: like they was like he started a movement for the
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: ino Chan loves him.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Damn it's pretty dark. Yeah, I don't know if
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: I would go down like these you guys are both
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: intimately familiar. Oh, I just know him because he's like
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: people post the video all the time. It's a weird
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: ass video.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: It's fucked up.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: It's a guy in his car being like, you know,
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: you like go to a bar when you're like nineteen,
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: you don't get this guy like he you know, You're like,
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: you're nineteen, you go to bar, you don't get posted.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: You go home. You're like.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: He just kept that energy going for you. Usually you're
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: like all right, like.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Up the next day and you're like it's a new
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: day whatever.
• 55:31
  Speaker 11: He never stop seeing dude, like Golden Hour in the
• 55:36
  Speaker 11: video and the sun's like right on his He's like
• 55:39
  Speaker 11: and he has this like perfect jaw line and he's
• 55:41
  Speaker 11: like I was.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: It's like the fucking like Joker mixed with like, I
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: don't even know, dude. I think I do remember that
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: he was in like a like across in a cold
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: or something like that. Yeah, I don't stop. That's a
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: tough video to watch, but I've been at this school
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: for four years. Like that's what it's like, the entire
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: pace of the video. It's tough stuff. Not once have
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: I gotten pussy.
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, And it's mostly about like I'm surprised he
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: even shot up a sorority. It should have been a fraternity,
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: like realistically based off of just his mindset because he's
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: mad that all the hot dudes are getting to fuck.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: But I feel like girls are into that type of dude. Now.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like if he had just like kind of
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: like leaned into the personality.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Pussy today's, he could have went five years and pretending
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: totally hate racism.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just had hated racism off their ripe.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, he just could have crushed these days.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: But this place his love. I just hate Trump so much. Yeah,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I'll totally fuck you.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: That's tough stuff, dude, But you know that does live
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: in the hearts of men, whether people want to agree
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: to it or not.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: But he just hated the wrong establishment. Like if he
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: hated the government establishment, he would have been cool instead
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: of like hating like the fucking patriarchy or the matriarchy.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: He's pissed off.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: He can't attack the babes. That's the number one rules,
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Like did we get it well?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Because the dudes are going to fucking rally against you,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: even if you attack.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think everyone's gonna rally against you.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Can't attack the babes.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one guy ran his car into like Grandmams. Remember that,
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: the guy who ran like Grandmams. People still protected the babes,
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: like yo, dude, they're not the fucking most supple babes,
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: so you can't run over the hottest. But we might
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: have been hot. They were hot at one point. They
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: might have hot granddaughters that are now distressed. Yeah, I
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: want to check out what what you got. You said
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: you brought this, and I waited until you came in
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: to open it up. Dude, that's yo, bro, this one.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: I have a bunch of them. Sure, yeah, this is
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: fucking fire sick. I could sell this worn worn by
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Matt mccusterard himself. What the fuck, dude, these are cracked. Dude,
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: they are nice.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: You guys in the merch game.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: We're in the merch game. I didn't know that. Hell yeah,
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: but you know it's not even about that as a gift.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Damn the fact that you brought it in a box
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I thought I love.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Yet we get a march gets returned, so like it's
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: just like has the wrong address and it gets sent back. Yeah,
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: I have a dude who doesn't march, and I'm like, yo,
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: we have these that I sent another one out already,
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: so I have just like stuff that in my house.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: We basically jersey swapped. So because we got dude, I
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: got a little merch you know what I.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Had want this lid?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Actually sure, yeah, yeah, yeah little swap.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fully lid swill do a little lids. Both of
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: us show on the flow for a second. We have
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: the same as I said, we have the same body.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: You really do the rash. You guys have the exact
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: same bod. Yeah. You guys have been fucking uh you've
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: been killing it. How was Australia sick? Australia is fun
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: as fun as Fox fun.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Were you knocking back bruise down there or what type
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: of time were you on?
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: I tried. I'm not a big drinker, but I tried.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I did try to like drink so we could have
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: fun at Fosters. I don't wanna be a wet blanket
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: that like they're they like like they hate that they
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: have out back. If you bring up Fosters and outback,
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: they're like, it's like, dude, fuck out back fucking ruled you.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Guys should have embraced out back, like yeah, that's us. Yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: blooming onions is like a cultural phenomenon, man, But what
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: type of did they have any sweet slang? I feel
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: like when I came back from there one time, they
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: had incredible slang and.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Leave me with easy. Whenever you're like, hey, thanks man, easy,
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: that's awesome, it'd be like cool easy, like that was
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: easy to do? Easy? Easy? Like I needed a fork
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: cent in my room and they were just like I
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: was like, hey, I think I like I would. I
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: would go down the desk like I get a fork
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: and like we send it, we'll send it up, and
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: then I would just like forget. I was like walk
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: around like I'm gonna look at the gym, and then
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: like I'd come back down to the desk like yeah,
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: where the fuck is my fork? Send it up? I'm like,
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: oh shit. I'd see the guy and I'm like, oh here,
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: I'll just take this off. He's like easy. Do you
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: think it's more like that was easy to do?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Or take it easy?
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: It's just like no problem, I got it easy easy.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know, it just sounded cool whenever they said it, damn,
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: that's sick.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: When I was over there, they were like, uh, there
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: are like these women who were talking about like they
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: were calling everyone feral, which it took like like probably
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: like six or seven years for us to get that,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: for us to like start talking shit on people and
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: calling him like feral dogs. But they would call a
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: ship a bog. He'd be like, I, I just took
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: the marks disgusting bag, just like the women. Just let
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: him fly, dude, women just let it get let.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: It go out there.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: That's the best for that's the best description of a
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: dump ever.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: A bog.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Just getting bogged down, dude.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: They had him in Ireland.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: They were like, uh, They're like dudes would get stuck
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: in bogs, Like it was like quick saying, like there'd
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: be a fucking just a thick ass bog and dudes
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: would get like almost like sucked in like amber, and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: like bodies would be preserved in bogs for like eight
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: hundred years.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: Dude, what bogs like Cranberry bogs? I think, well, I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: think that's a different type of bog. But I think
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: that any type of like Marshy swamp land, I think
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: would just be a bog. Dude, bogs are the best
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: places to skate on in the winter, are they? Because
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: the shallow? I didn't know that. That's not bad. Yeah,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: I've never even thought about them. Yeah, that's pretty sick.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: That's fine. Irish guy falling into a bog and the funniest,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: funniest ever.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: Help.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is fucking stuk. I can't matching what that
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: would sound like.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Definitely terrible. Yeah, high pitched, you're like fucking fuck. I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: didn't know that that Ireland was all uh stones, that
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: they just had to clear the stones themselves. That the
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: whole it was like getting banished to like the moon
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: and like every stone. That's why there's walls everywhere. They
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: just had to pick up stones and fucking stack them
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: on each other. That was like everybody's job was just
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: moving stones. Mighty ass irishman.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Sounds about right.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Terrible, terrible terrain.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some wack shit Irish. They were sending people down
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: to Australia too, a bunch of Irish people down down
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: in Australia. How long was the flight out there?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: It's forever, dude, it's literally time travel.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: It's like seventeen hours, right, Yeah, so we flew from
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: Newark to Vancouver first, so that was six hours, and
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: then you have to do sixteen hours after that flight.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Damn Jesus Christ.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: It was fucking ridiculous.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: You gotta long, like you get to sleep at the
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: layover and now were you just straight onto the next
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: It was like hour or like you know, hour and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: a half whatever it was. How was the jet lag?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: It was incredible. It was unbelievable. Yeah, going there, it
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: was like kind of bad, but also like, you know,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: we're in a hotel, you can kind of sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: so it was it was like bad, but not that bad.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Coming back was like Jesus, although for the when I
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: was there, I had a heart palpitation every minute for
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: the first six days just kept I think it was
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: my body was just like where where the funk are? Yeah?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah's going on here, damn, And I just was like whatever.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Once I was like after two days, I'm like, it's
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: definitely not killing me. My shit reset on like the
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: eighth day, I finally stopped. How long were you guys
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: out there? Two weeks?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: When we came back, dude, I was We did a
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: show and then we got done at like midnight, and
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: then had to fly out. We had to wake up
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: at four am to then go to start like the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: flying process. I was just up for like a day
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: and a half straight flying, and then we left. I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: think we left Australia at five in the morning, and
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: then we got to Canada at five in the morning.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: That same day that we left. The calendar didn't like
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: move basically, god damn. And then I flew on it back.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: We drove from New York to Philly, and then it
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: was six pm. I had to just like jump into
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: my fatherly duties and I was completely It was crazy.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: I was tired for like I would sleep for eight
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: hours and wake up like I didn't sleep, Yeah, for
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: like six days. I was just terrible because you're fully
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: like a whole different side of the globe. Well, I
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: mean two weeks too, you fully adjusted. I did. Yeah.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: What was the food like over there?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: It was cool, it was it was good. It was
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: like it wasn't like the best, it wasn't the worst.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: It was just like regular. Nothing disgusting or anything like that. No,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, Vegemite's not even that disgusting. I didn't even
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: I didn't even that I would see that on the menu.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: And it's completely I didn't even google it. I was like,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what that is, and I just
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: skipped vegemite had a kangaroo sausage tastes just like a
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: hot dog. I was like, all right, this sucks.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: That's kind of sweet, though it was cool.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: I'm not a big dog guy, more of a burger
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: more a burger man, so I was kind of like, fuck,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: I got tricked it eating like it was like a
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: huge dog, dude. I just had to sit there and
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: munch it. I hate this muscle down to kangaroo just
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: like kangaroo dog.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 12: Dude.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I had to just eat a kangaroo dog.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Kangaroos are They're nasty, dude. They're crazy. I didn't know
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: how mean they were. Yeah, explained on the way over
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: HEAs now they'll like kick you, dude, they'll beat the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: fun of you. If you've seen these videos of them.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: Where they're just have their heads poked up out of
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: like the water, and everyone's like, apparently they're they're it's
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: literally a tactic that they use so people are like
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: other animals will think that they're like stuck in the water, dude,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: they're just standing straight up in the water and it's
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: so deep that just their heads coming poking out. So
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: then so then like a person or an animal something
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: will come into the water and they'll just drown them.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're not even carnivores, like they're just fucking dickhead.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: They're just like mean, they're just trying to brawl, dude.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I think they're just trying to box.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: There's no reason they're like that's crazy because I think
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: they eat like fruit and stuff.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: I don't know, dude, but I saw a video and
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: there's around and they're just danced up all the time. Yeah,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: and that was just it was just stands up and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: all you could see was like its upper chest and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: its head and it was like, yeah, apparently that thing
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: is just standing straight up.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's it's so fucked up to like lay
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: in a puddle or like a all day. Just want
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: some fucking the dude up and then just eating berries.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna go eat. Yeah, I use all
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: that editor beating the ship out of that guy for
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: no reason and having.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: A nasty ass pouch too, like just a disgusting, like
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: gooey pouch.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, clean that. Yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I used to think that ship was sweet and like fuzzy.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Well because yeah, because like they make it out and
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: like the fucking kids shows. I saw Joe I saw
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: Joey in the pouch when I was there. It's pretty tight.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Oh really yeah in the wilderness. Now we went to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: like a reserve, yeah, preserve or whatever. We have to
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: see the kangaroos.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Was it just too Was it just you and Shane
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: over there?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just like booling around for the entire time, just you,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: god or anything.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: He had a tour manager. It was a man too. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: he was cool. So he shows you guys to do
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: out there. You do one like every night. Nine it
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: was like nine in the fourteen days, so there was
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: like two days off in Sydney and the rest of
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: it was like pretty much Joe Show show. You go
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: to Bunda Beach. We did. We went. It was there.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: It's their winner though, oh really, so we just went.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: It was like sixty degrees so we went there and
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: we did go to Bandai Beach. It's beautiful, right, beautiful.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: We chilled, beautiful, beat hot Instagram photos. Dude, I fucking
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: loved it out there. That's the only time I ever
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: stayed in the hospital was on Bandai Beach. It was
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: kind of fucking dope though. Yeah, it wasn't even a
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: full hostile It was like I my own room. I
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: just had to share a bathroom or whatever. But I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: stayed in the hostel in Brazil in like a twelve
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: person room. Was it frightening? No? I thought I was chilling, dude. Yeah.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: I mean I shared a room with three of my
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: brothers growing up, So I was like, whatever, dude, this
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: old person room for the course is the deal. Yeah,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: they got bed bugs. I didn't know what bed bugs
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: were in Brazil.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: I was like, what was it? After a while, I
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: was like it was me and one other dude in
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: the room, like yo know where everybody going like, oh
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: they got bead bugs. I'm getting out of here. And
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: I was like like from the fucking nursery rhyme, dude,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: bed bugs? Like okay, just went home to my roommates.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know bed bugs were there. Did you
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: bring anything? Didn't even like they didn't make the trip.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: They ever biting me.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I was like I had like little blite marks on
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: my level.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 7: Dude, I thought when I I thought this was bed
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: bugs at first. Yeah, and we got mice right now.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: And I was like, dude, if we got the combo
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: of bed bugs and mice, you just got to burn
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: the place down at that point.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, but it would have to.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: But you still, I mean, they were telling him he
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: has to get a cat, like you guys should.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Just get a cat for the Uh. I don't really
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: know if I want. I don't want a cat. That's
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: just like eating dozens of mice every day. Oh yes,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: better than having mice. H Yeah, dude, mice will ship
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: all over stuff and the cat will like bring them
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: to you and supplicate. Yeah that's what they Yeah, I've
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: killed this for you. They just bring it over and
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: drop it in front of you.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: It's like a sign of love and you can like
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: let it out or like just let it out when
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: it's you know what I.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Mean, just let a fucking run free. That's a good
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: deal for a cat, like dude, serve me for It's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: like an indentured service, like four years a genie from
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: a Laddin and you can just you just pick one
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: up today somewhere dude, immediately.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you just go to like and then is there
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 10: anywhere you could just drop it off.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: You should just borrow someone's cats.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have an infestation, like terminatory terminator should
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: do that, or exterminators terminator that was not along, like yeah,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I think so, yeah, ex terminator ship drop off.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: But yeah, but that would I don't want to have
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: to take care of a cat.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: You barely have to even shake care.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Of the cats. Would it'll resent you anyway? Like even
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: if you take care, if it's not going to fucking
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: like you have some mice eat the cat. That's how
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: many we have having it. Having a cat is purely
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: a professional relationship. There's no love now at all, you
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: know that thing? Would you get a good fierce one
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: and if don't be scared, if he doesn't go for
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: the mice, give it right back.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: They get this fucking loser out of here. Open the
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: capacity for love cats, Yeah, I don't think so.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: They're furious, but.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: They what are they doing Whenever they come around and
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: they'll like press you.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Like this, you know what I mean? Yeah, like paw
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: at you. Yeah, they'll they'll pile around with you a
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: little bit.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Is are they trying to give you a massage or
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: they like testing you for like a fucking soft spot
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: that they could bite into I don't think anybody knows
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: a cobra s.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a cat that's real friendly. Yeah, they'll
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: my family.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just bring that cat down too friendly?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: You need a killer?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the nasty they have that.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Dog in them. I really think they do. Get a cat.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: Get a cat that was on the streets for a while,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: like made sure it was on the streets, and just
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: fucking feed it and just don't look at it and
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: let it just kill everything in there, and then you
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: take it at Yellowstone National Park and here you go
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: have fun. That's just cat heaven.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Dude, why do you keep saying Yellowstone?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: That would be sick for a cat.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Cat to get out of Yellowstone?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: A cat would get killed within an hour's warriors. A
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: bird would just like an eagle. Du drop right in, dude,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: that would be a glorious death for a cat. Dude,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: getting killed by a bird would be so brutal it
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: would suck. So that would I mean, that's the equivalent
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: of getting eaten by a rat.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Like as a human, I kind of welcome a death
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: by animal, though with the amount of animals I've eaten,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's like kind of only right or
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: after I die to put my body like to serve,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: serve me to the bears or something like that.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Just leave bears out there. If anything, you to throw
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: you to the alligators. Yeah, the gators A lot of
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: a lot of a lot of animals are weird. They
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: would I'm a weird dead thing. Really, you have to
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: be pretty fresh. I thought, man, I thought they like
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: picked his bones dry, or maybe because they killed him
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: and maybe I don't know. Mayb r ptrail wide out
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: the Yellowstone Park. Immediately imagine dedicating your entire life to
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: these bears and one day they just dedicated you know.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't think he could have even been
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: pissed off that the bears ate him, because he like
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: got he milked the bears for so much like if
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Jane Goodall gets her face ripped off by a fucking gorilla,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, you had a crocodile.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you had a good family. Came up on
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: that though. Yeah, they have like the Irwinszo Now, it's
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: just they're all set forever and they're all doing his
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: ship like they're kind of like spitting in the face
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: of fate, like they're swimming with the same rays that
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: killed their daddy.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Like that shit is fucking dangerous.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: True, but it also do you think they planned it?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: Like do you think they they're smart enough to just
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: be like all right today, it's like we're sucking them up?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: What are the rays? Or yeah? Yeah, any of them
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: honestly talking about Irwin's family set him up for I
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: like that. That would be nuts. That's a millionaire mindset.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: I getting stung by a sting right and dying that
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: way can't be that. Like what you think it hurts?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: You think you just instantly you just go down. It
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: probably sucks. Dude, what is that? That's my baby pup? Insane?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: Is that an e call? What is it weed? Yeah?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: That's crazy so fire?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Thanks pretty sick insane thinks pretty sad earlier, and I
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: thought that's what it was. I didn't want to put
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: you on this. It looks like a genie's lamp.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: That's great. It looks like you're about to fucking extract
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: fucking full genie from there. Do you ever like chilling
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: it now? I haven't got it. I'm going to start
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: getting it, like really chilling on it. I've been like
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: getting accostan. How old is it?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: How long have you had that?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: Probably a couple of months? Really pretty new. Yeah, damn,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: that's kind of in good shape.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what I mean. I'd I thought it
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: would be a couple of days old.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Baby dude. Yeah, I want to get into a really
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: really chiefing it, not even.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Inhaling, just just doing that little pop thing.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just sitting him like it's not working. Is that
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: for people? Who? Uh, like, who is that designed for?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: I think it's just meant to look cool, I'm assuming, right, Yeah. Damn,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: weed like corn cobs like eighth graders.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Really it's stick to get your hands on a corn
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: cob pipe when you're younger.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: And my buddies used to smoke pipe tobacco all the
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: time because we just really massive bag of it in
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: one of my buddy's grandparents house and we just had
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: like this like huge zip lock bag of pipe to
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: back and we just roll it into cigarettes.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: That's tough. That's tough on the lungs.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: Did you ever smoke stuff when you're like a little kid,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: like roll up like random leaves and ship Yeah?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 10: I don't think prettal rods made smoke.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you do?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: That's pretty nice?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: What do you mean you light the end of a
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: pretzel rod on fire just.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: To suck on you? Try to smoke sugar roll the
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: sugar packet, try to light it up now doesn't work.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: I had a couple buddies who switched it. Tried to
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: smoke moss one time.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, plays and shit like just ran level looks.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Like weed when you're like six, like this is kind
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: of high. It does give you that sweet feeling.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: People used to smoke catnip that actually fucks you up, though,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I think, right, I mean, it sucks up cats.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: I have no idea. You might catch your buzz if
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: you puff cat.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: I mean I think if you smoked most things, if
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 7: you smoked enough of it, you'd probably There is.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: A bunch of stuff you can smoke besides weed that'll
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: kind There's like a whole online culture like smoking different.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, there's a flower like smoke passion flower.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: What I mean it makes sense, like why would we
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: be the only thing that could the only smokable plant?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: That definitely the best though. I think it is the
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: best because I think it's.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Because it's been cultivated and grown to be the best
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: or you think it's natural words.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: There's just something out there there could be. I mean, dude,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: I think we only know that. I think we only
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: know about like five percent of all the plants. How
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: the fun would they know? If we only know five
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: percent of the plants, how we even know?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there are, but we just need someone like
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Shoe nice who's like smoking all the fucking plants. Like,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: we just need a fucking adventurous human being who.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: I'm surprised not someone hasn't done that. Just go out
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: like the rainforest or some shit and just like they
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: do it.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: People who are different plans, people who live there smoke
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: all kinds of stuff. Yeah that's crazy, but licks, toads
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that. Yeah, I mean yeah, who figured out?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, there must have been a lot of death,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: a lot of death and discovery.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: There's like so much death in like medicine, like the
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: history of medicine to try and figure out like what
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: we're like what president there's like one president who died
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: or no, who died. One of the presidents died from pneumonia,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: but like he shouldn't have even died, but they just
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: like bled him of like three quarters of his blood
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: because they thought that that's what you were supposed to
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: do when you got sick, Like he could have easily recovered,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: but people were just fucking stupid with medicine. I don't know,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I'm talking out of my house.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of shit like that with cigarettes too,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: Like people like in surgery, like getting tumors removed, like
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 7: smoking because they had no idea of.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: The people who were under the knife. Yeah, like just
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: ripping sick. So they had no idea that it was
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: like cigarettes were bad for you. Yeah, they were like
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: promoted as like a health Oh there was like they
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: would be like there was like on some of the
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: packages it would be like doctors recommended, like Doctor's number
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: one recommended brand.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: What was the thinking behind it being something that was healthy.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think it was just like it
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: has like stimulating effect. It was just kind of like
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: it's good and it's pressed your appetite. Probably had people
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: skinny as fuck. Yeah, they're probably like it's like good
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: for blood flow. I think it like shrinks your blood vessels.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: They do tell you if you're like have a really
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: bad wound, if you can get a cigarette to smoke
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: it really slow down bleeding. Really, Yeah, you.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Gotta start smoking it for your fucking rash.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I should start smoking SIGs for that.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Puss West plan of action for the rash. It's nothing
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: you can do. You just try to wait it out.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: That's and it's still like I apparently supposedly.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: I don't know if it's gonna get much worse, but
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 7: apparently it's still in the it's still in growing stage.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 7: They say, I got like six more days until it
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: stops spreading.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: How about sunlight, they say, to give it some lighter
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, or it's starve it of sunlight. No, I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: think it says, uh, if you can get out in
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: the sun in the morning. Yeah, helps. But you were
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: scared of his monkeybox though. Oh I was convinced.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Oh you thought you had the dude.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 7: I was on this Reddit page for like hours, and
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: it's just like one of those pages where you just
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 7: like post a picture and you're like, does this look
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: at monkey pox?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: And dude, the entire page was just these It was
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: just gay dudes just being like posting their dicks. No,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: not even like that, like you, No, one just post
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: it was. There was not one person who just posted
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: a picture and was like, it's this monkey pox. It
• 1:16:20
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• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: last night? Uh woke up with these bumps and it
• 1:16:28
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• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: about myself. Truly. Yeah, I was like, I didn't fuck.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Gay sex must be incredible. If they're like still just
• 1:16:36
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• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: it was still fucking threat dude.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: It's not even it must be good to monkey pox though.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: It's scared me, Like, I kind of want to get
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 7: the fucking monkey pox vaccine now.
• 1:16:48
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• 1:16:51
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• 1:16:53
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• 1:16:58
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• 1:17:10
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• 1:17:13
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• 1:17:21
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• 1:17:24
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• 1:17:27
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• 1:17:30
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• 1:17:32
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• 1:17:33
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• 1:17:35
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• 1:17:38
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• 1:17:40
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• 1:17:42
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• 1:17:50
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• 1:17:52
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• 1:17:54
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• 1:17:57
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• 1:18:01
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• 1:18:02
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• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: you're not even thinking about that. Is it a bigger bird? Full?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: It's your whole bird, it's your fuller, it's your entire
• 1:18:12
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• 1:18:16
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• 1:18:17
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• 1:18:25
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• 1:18:32
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• 1:18:34
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• 1:18:39
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• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: I can give my wife a good eight minutes. In
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  Speaker 4: five days from now, you'll have no idea what you're
• 1:19:07
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• 1:19:20
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• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: You need to let them know what they're doing to you,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's probably damaging to pretend
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: that you're not seeing anything.
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• 1:19:31
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• 1:19:50
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to go crazy. That's the other thing
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: to I used to go crazy, being like I'm gonna stupid.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, don't go crazy. If you absolutely must come
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: by all means, go ahead. Can't fight your bio too much,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: of course. But when you're getting into like you don't
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: even feel like fapping, and you do anyway, that's where
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, I gotta stop. Yeah, I'm like
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: something that you kind of remember. Yeah, I'm like, I
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: guess we'll do. It's like eating when you're not hungry.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: I'm experimenting with that too, like not eating unless I'm
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: actually hungry. You don't realize how much. I don't realize
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: how much I was eating just to fucking eat like meals.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: I will I wake up hungry now because I eat
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: like very late dinners. But I would just like I
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: would just munch an entire meal out of board them,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: like a fucking huge meal. I would munch like a
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: thousand calories time. That's what I say.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: It's dinner time.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: Just fucking stuff my face for no other reason that
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: It's like wait a second, Yeah.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I don't need food right now because we've evolved so
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: far that it's like were you just have food at
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: the ready and we don't listen to our body at all.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, we have a ton of food
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: in a pantry that we could stuff our face whenever
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: we want. Dude, and I swear I've been restricting the
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: calariy and if I need, you know, if I have
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: to go do something, I'll like eat and stuff.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: But it's like if I have nothing to do, it's
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: like I'm not going to eat like that much food.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: There's no reason you feel so much. Dude, your brain
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: you don't realize how much you're hypercharge, especially if you're
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: like a negative thinker. You just feed your brain calories
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: and it just comes up with ship to just punish
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: you with. If you cut the fucking calories off to
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: the brain, it fucking chills.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Really, it's crazy.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: I need to try that. It's nice you cut the
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: ca cows. Dude, your brain, you have nothing to fucking
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: inviserate yourself with. Your brain's just like we got nothing refund.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: I was walking with my wife to breakfast and she
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: was like, if she's like let's cry. Usually she'll like
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: micro manage me in some ways, and if I'm fully
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: on the cows, I'm like.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 7: What to do?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: But I was like only a two day fast and
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, whatever you apt. It was just
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: kind of I didn't have the energy.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Or you're just like lethargy.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: You're just a lethargic. It's weird. It's like it kind
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: of a clarity hits you. You're kind of like, yeah, okay,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: let's do this. If I'm fully carved up, it's like why, yeah.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: That's why I like fat people are all grumpy all
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: the time, like that, why gude, you think of some
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: people in here that have fat dude, dude, it's the office.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: It is that office. I don't know if you've noticed.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Every office is fat as hell the office settings in general.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Fuel we got maybe like top five biggest guys in
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: the city.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, take a poke around, like just like true,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: let your eyes gaze on. This is a fat guy
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: safe space.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: Though no, not when I'm around you probably time fat phobic.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: But if a cattle prodery, yeah, but they would they've
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: like collects fat fat guys like he like Dave Portnoy,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: the guy. He likes fat that he loves fat guy. Well,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: you can't kill like he's like a mess. He's like
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: a millionaire.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: So like now for millionaires, you can't like shoot tigers anymore.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: The only thing you can do is collect fat guy.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: He collecting skins. It's like a hunter who would have
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: a bunch of elephant tusks on his wall or something like.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Having a fat guy rug like my six hundred pounds
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: life guy. Just let him die and skin him.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: Dude, we got some guys in the office. That's one rug.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: You could make. One rug. You could make like a
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: like a full rug tent to like yeah, the red
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: car a house with some of these people's skins.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Just thick ass.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: I hold on a fat phobia.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: I think we should pursue fat phobia to the I
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: was on the amtrak. I was going home to Massachusetts
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: a couple of days ago. Fucking massive dude like next
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: to me snoring the entire four hour ride.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: And it's like seven a m. And the dude's just
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: snoring his fucking brain off, and I was so mad,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: so furious. Oh I'm trying to sleep because it's the
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: started at seven am. And it's a Saturday. The trains
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: a Sunday. What you're saying, you're on a morning train,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: morning train, and you want to sleep. I want to sleep.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: But there's this fat guy on there, and he's just
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, he really did I mean, dude, he had
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: a walk fully fat through a train station. You must
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: hit that. He's way more tired than you. He did
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: not mean. Yeah, it was nuts, he was tired, kunked out.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I mean, it's there's something healthy to wishing
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: fat people to be a little bit skinnier.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: There's like, uh, a silver lining of fat phobia. There's
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: part there's some hatred in it. It's but there's also
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: a silver lining, and it's hatred is nice. It's saying
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: you want them to be nice. It's aspirational around I.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: Encourage them to get fatter.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: They're greedy food addicts.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: Dude. Yeah, it's like train spotting, just with fucking like donuts. Dude,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: that's just glorified. I choose life. I choose it all around,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: it choos to be thin. It's just so it's funny that,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: like you know, it's like the majority of the country
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: is fat somewhat fat. A lot of it is funny
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: to be like, what would I just do it? Because
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be funy to a bunch of people
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: are listening to having a good time.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 12: Then like.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: They're like, I'm hanging in there.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Even skinny people are fat, Like even our skinniest like
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: people are fat as fu Yeah exactly. Lo is degrading.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's tough. That's what I'm meanto I'm trying to
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: get I'm trying to set it right, dude. Yeah, I'm
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: trying to want to how's it going? All right?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: I've been working out. I do like I do.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: I work out for like one month and stop for
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: three months. But I'm trying to get into it now.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: Like every time I work out for two days and
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: be like, all right, the transformation is probably complete and go.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: I look at a thirty six year old who hasn't
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: worked out for a long time, But you're like, you've
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: got to go at it for like at least three
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: months to notice results. I've been at it.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: I've been at it pretty hard, Like, yeah, I just
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: do it for the mood benefits. Dude.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: If I don't like move my body, I turned into
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: like a total mental slug dude, cake ows not moving.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: I turned into just like a fucking evil person for
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: a Disney movie. I'm just like, I need to take
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: down the prints set there is or it.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: Also, you get to a point where, uh like you're
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: you're just like pissed off at uh. I don't know,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: you're just pissed off in general.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a fucked.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: Position to be in. I woke up the other day
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: and it was like I was sleeping and I just
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: ate so much, just completely just totally didn't have to,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: but I just like I was just munching all day.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: And then I uh, I woke up with like food
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: in my throat, like I just will see my stomach
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: and like and it was just like something I think
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: Shane was in.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: It's like a dog. It was like dog barbed.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: It was like and it was just like that's insane.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, ew that that really set me off.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, bro, you have to get it together. Damn.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: I don't even know how much I would have tea
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: for that to happen.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: I just just munching.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: I was just munching, were eating in bed. Yeah, sometimes no,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: I just if you're like lying back eating sometimes the
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: true if you.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Eat right after you if you go to bed right
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: after eat.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: But no, I just was like I have weird food
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: allergies and ship too, and I was like relax in
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: Australia and I came home like all right, I'm tightening up,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: meating veggies two meals a day and just continue to munch.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: And then I fucking that's when like I munched really hard, unnecessarily,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: and then just my wife happened, like I'll eat. I'll
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: get home. Sometimes it's like four and I haven't eaten
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: all day. It's like time to munch, so I'll munch
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: as hard as I can. But then dinners that usually
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: like six pm. So I munched right before dinner and
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: then she put the plate of like spaghetti in front
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: of me, and I was just like just house another
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: thousand sleep and then spoo gots came up, came up.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: I just woke up with like a fucking food in
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: my throat. A rock solid would be hilarious. It's just
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: like a thick you're just pulling it out. I'll swallow
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: it back down obviously. Oh yeah, continue to monitor that
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: stays in Yeah, I was like, I need to figure
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: out a way to eat food. That that was like,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: it just stabilizes me the way I eat food.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: What kind of food?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: Hourgies? Do you have gluten?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gluten, dairy.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: You're trying to get off gluten. Apparently my mom said
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 7: that if I get off glute.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: And you have the same body, Dude, you can't have gluten.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: You can't have it. Gluten and dairy I can't have.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: My mom said, if I get off gluten, my rash
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: will go away, probably and probably dairy too. Trying to
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: get rid of consume much dairy. No, not even cheese
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: except for the ten slices of pizza eat on Saturday
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: night I.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: Wolf and pizza. You're writing any books or.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: What, Broy, I'm writing. I'm writing another book right now,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: are you? Yeah? Novel? Can you say what you're writing about? Yeah,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: for sure, it's a I'm still figuring it out. But
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: the essential premise is a guy who became he was
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: a guy who studied psychology.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: He went to Harvard psychology.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: He started working for the CIA as like a psychological
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: and now whatever. He was just like working for them
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: whatever psychologists do. Again, this is still in the very
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: early phases, but basically he gets into some things, gets
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: into some trouble, and he has He ends up in
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: Pennsylvania and he starts fucking one of his clients, and
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: his like practice starts falling apart because his whole life's
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: based on like a scam. So then he has to
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: She convinces him, like, come live with me. I'll tell
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: my family that you're my uncle from California. So he
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: moves in with the family. But she's like, you have
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: to help us as we're super dysfunctional. So he's trying
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: to help the family while fucking the life. Damn, Dan,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: it's you know, stuff happening. Stuff happens. You know, like
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: there's a there's a terrible event in the very beginning
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: that like frames, the whole thing was detective there was
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: a school shooting basically, yeah, and then they get this
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: file and it's the dude, it's the guy wrote a
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: story explaining what happened, basically because he doesn't want to
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: be blamed for the school shooting because he was the
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: advisor to the that's awesome, So you thought all you
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: just think all that out, well, you start with like
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: I want to make a story about this and you
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: start writing like that sucks, and like you just go
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: every day and eventually it like formulates into like a coherence.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 7: So do you do you write, Like do you just
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: get right into like writing, or do you like write
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: out the plot? Like are you trying to work out
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 7: I'm a draft. It's called I didn't realize that's what
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: it is. Is a it's called draft writing. You just
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 7: fucking write draft after draft after draft. Some people do,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: like I'll try to do like a plot.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: Line, but I always like, while I'm writing, I'm like,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: do you know the end when you're starting it? I
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: kind no, I never know when I'm starting really, and
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: then it kind of just eventually you're like, yes, this
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: makes sense. What that's awesome? That's crazy. Write every day.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: I try to, Like today today I won't because I
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: have to like drive New York. Yeah, but I every
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: free day I get, I try to spend at least
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: like an hour or two.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: That's that's kind of good discipline. Like that's a lot
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: of people would love to do that, or they'll even
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: convince themselves that they're going to do that, but then
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: they just won't do.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: It because it's torturous because the whole time when you
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: start doing it, you're like, I'm a fucking loser. Did
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: you go back and forth like I'm a loser and
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: like I have the best idea every yeah, show it
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: to one person, Like this is totally incoherent, makes no sense.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: You're like, fuck, showing writing to someone is off. Yeah,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: you get over that. Though I had the same thing.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: Then you get over it because once you stop for
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: a while, I'd be like, you want to like, am
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: I good? Am I good? Am I good? You're showing
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: people stuff now It's like I don't care. I just
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: want to come up with a compelling story that's fun people.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a great story, it'd be fun.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: What who are your people that who are your like
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: sounding boards? Is it like publishers or like friends of
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: your friends who are like yeah, just friends who you
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: know are well read? Yeah, and you're do you uh?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Who was talking recently? I don't even know if it
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: was like just someone on Twitter who is basically like
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: if you, I can't take you seriously as a writer
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: unless you're super well read. And there's a lot of
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: backlash of that people. I guess who are writers who
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: don't read a lot. But what's your take on that.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Do you think that people have to read a bunch
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: to be a good writer, or do you think there
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: is an avenue to being a good writer without being
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: super well read. I think whatever, you know, whatever you
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: want to do.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: I don't. I mean, I like to read a lot.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: But it's like, that's that's like the the most douchiest
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: subject section of people on the planet who are, like
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: a real writer does It's like to shut the fuck up. Yeah,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: writer culture.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: Writer culture is like the worst.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 7: That's all people who are so obsessed with telling people
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 7: that they're a writer, like grammar nazis.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate that. Actually, I hate when people misuse
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: gramps like.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, shut the fuck up, dude, shut up.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: A lot of writers have horrible grammar.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: I never did.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: I never opened a grammar book. And in grade school
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: we had the grammar books and I for years I
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: just didn't. That was the one thing they didn't check
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: if you did it or not. I just didn't do
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: it forever.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how to use comments, no fucking
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: I just throw.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: I'm like I used to add like a comma. I
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: used to I used to put like a million in there.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's such a good writer, dude, look at
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: all these comments. Yeah, but no, it's just fun to
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: write the stories.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: And how many do you have on your belt? How
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: many books have you read?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: I finished one? Yeah, and then this is my second one.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: So you're on about to be writes books, multiple books,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna try. I love to do that, like
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: when I'm older, just do that the whole.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's a good thing to age into.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Just like I must sit in my desk, my room
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: with my desk, smoke my fucking weird pipe, smoke my
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: electric that's a writer, just way to smoke weed. Like
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: that's a true fucking.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: You gotta get yourself a typewriter. I've seen those that
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: there's another thing of, like, yeah, typewriter, and it's just
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: like fuck that too.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 7: Now that's someone that watched, like, fucking I don't even know,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 7: watched a writing movie.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: Tony like that. I like Dondolo was the writer. I
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: like a lot. It was a big thing of like
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: the real writers had the typewriters. You couldn't like, dude,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: I'd like google words constantly. I'm like I already use
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: that word. I double click it, and I'm like, Yehesaurus,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: look up a different version. Yeah, I'm not gonna not
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: use that. Yeah, I've written it and used the grammar.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: What is it, grammar league. Yeah, it just makes you
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: sound like a genius.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 7: It'll be like you want us to rewrite this sentence
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 7: for you, and then you click yes, and then it's
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 7: just like an amazing sentence.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: I'm on my way right now. Yeah.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, I'm so excited about being all my
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: way right now.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The Yeah, it's fun, it's funny. It is a
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: thing that was like the only thing I'd never finished
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: anything ever before. And I finished that first book and
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, fuck.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gotta be uh daunting as hell. That's just
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: like a massive undertaking with uh probably for your first one,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: not a lot of governance from someone else to be like,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: hey get this done, Hey, get this done.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: I had literally zero structure in my life. I had
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: no I could have done anything, but I already had
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: wasted like seven years of my life being like I
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: can do whatever I want. Then I literally didn't do
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: anything for like seven years. Yeah, just selling weed. I
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: had all my free time. I was like, dude, this
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: is the best. Probably was kind of sweet, was sick,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: so I had all my I squandered all my free time.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: Then I was like, all right, I'm not going to
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: do that again. No more free time. What was your
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: first book called Overlook? Overlook? Yeah?
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah dude, Yeah it.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: Was Yeah, that was good. That was I use a
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: lady to copy edit. Just I'm like, just I suck
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: at grammar. Just pick out all the grammar shit. And
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: she fucking I think he used grammarly on me. Oh
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: really over the whole document and charge and dude, she
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: missed so many fucking things. So I just self published
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: on Amazon. And do people be like, yo, there's so
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: many fucking mistakes. Yeah, fuck you guys.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: But I mean you can go in and edit them
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: and fix them. Oh, you can have a on the draft. Yeah,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: and what's your release schedule for this one that you're
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: working on now? Or it's too early for I?
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: No idea. I'm hoping to be done a dreft now
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: it's kind of now I figured out like a plot
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: line finally. It took me a long times. It didn't
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: really make sense. But now that I have like a
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: I'm like all right, it's kind of moving. I think
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: maybe I'll have a rough draft done by like winter time. Yeah,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: and then you know, we'll see. Though it always takes
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: way longer than anything.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: It's got to be interesting because there's like more pressure
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: on you to uh or there's more eyes on you
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: for sure, like with the success of your of your show.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's I know, I mean, but the problem
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: is is like not even the problem. The good thing
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: is like because when you first do anything, like if
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: you're writing or do it like you're just like I
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: would be like going to the writing stubreddit, it's like
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: I need to publish or need to like you just
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: want the validation of it all now, Like it's just
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: like genuine it is genuinely therapeutic for me to sit
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: there and it's like it's my favorite thing in the
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: world to do. So I like you, I really I'm
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: not saying like I don't care. I'd love for people
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: to buy it and be like this is the best ever,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: but like I also it's something i'd do anyway because
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: I just really enjoy doing it. Damn. It must be
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: crazy writing sex scenes, bro, there's a lot in this
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: one because it's constantly fucking it lady, and they're just
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: coming there, real short quick ones. But he's just Also,
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: this guy'st like mentioning and by the way we did,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: he's like giving like a detailed log of like what happened,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: So he's like telling a narrative and like and then
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: we had sex again.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: Basically damn, but you you're probably not horny as fuck.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: You'd probably just write about it clinically. Just from my outsider's.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: Perspective, it is making me laugh to have this guy
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: talk about like because he's like trying to like help
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: this family, Like he owned like a spirit This guy's
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: a spiritualist as well, so he's trying to like get
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: into the nitty gritty and like help this family on
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: like a deep spiritual psychological level. And he's like, and
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: then his wife blew me. But he's doing it.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: He's telling himself he's doing it for.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: Her own good. She's a broken woman and she put him,
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: she advanced on him, and he's like, I can't reject
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 4: this woman in a frail state.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: That's he's basically a hero with that.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: With that, the whole point, the way he's slinging that day,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: I mean dude, she's a broken woman.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: She came to his preth there are therapists. I've read
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: a book.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 4: This one guy. Uh fuck dude, who's the guy who
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: wrote road Less Traveled? It was Frost No, no, no, no,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: it was but this was the this guy took that
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: as like alf He was a very first self help book.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: I forget the guy's name, but he wrote it's called
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: The road Less Traveled and he wrote in that book
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 4: he was just like a psychiatrist, and he was like,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: if a woman comes to me and I think having
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: sex with her will help, I'll do that. I was like,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: damn bro m Scott Peck, Yeah, that's nuts.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: So he like wrote this book like how to be
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: a good person all this stuff, and then I read
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: his next book. It was like a later book, his memoir,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 4: and he was basically like, yeah, I was cheat on
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: my wifle. I got my book blew up and I
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: just couldn't help it.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Sanctimonious masters, just fucking people's wives when they came in.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: He was like, he was one of those guys who
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: like got real into the study of evil. A lot
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: of guys and I think the seventies got like Dug
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: down and like the nature of evil and wrote these
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: like real in depth books about like how we all
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: could have been Nazis and all this shit man Salmon
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: Rushti type shit or fucking uh, I guess he's just.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: Talking about uh Islam.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: He's a Islam. These dudes were basically like looking into
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 4: like where where does like aggression stem from in the
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: first place?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 6: Damn?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: You know, he was like getting in on that ship.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 4: Like there was like a like a crossover between like
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: theology and psychology that kind of intersected, and.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: The answer is he's just got to fuck people's wives.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: He just kept selling books. Yeah. He would just be
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 4: like how to be a good person, and then he
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: just would sell books and be like and they'd be like, yeah,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: this book rules, and he would get like psychology pussy.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Damn dude, it's tough, dude. Be he was the first,
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: it was the first self help book.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's a pioneer.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: He was like a guru basically.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of sweeting guru them. But you know,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 4: he was just slamming dudes, wives and books.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 6: Babe.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: He eventually took his babe to like, uh the book
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: I was read the second one I was reading about
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: him was like him looking he would like go and
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: look he stopped cheating on his wife, and he's like,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 4: they got into megaliths. So he would go to megaliths,
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: so like those big like the the fun what's the
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: big famous one sone hinge. So he would go to
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: like fucking big ass rock standing up with like a
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: rock on top, and him and his wife after he
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: had cheated on her for like thirty years, he's like,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: we're going to go look at megaliths. So the books
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 4: about him and his wife, like was that the cure? Yeah,
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: it's just them being like, look we're all now, I'm
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: sorry I fucked a bunch of chicks, but here we are.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 4: Now we're still together. We're gonna look at these megaliths.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: And and he wrote about like that experience, the fact
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: that it's tough for.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: The wife because where is she going to go, Dude,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: what book is she going to crack open to fucking
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: like affirm herself.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: Then there was in the fourteen hundreds, there was there
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: was books that were written that are now like massively reproduced.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: They were written for one person at Duke. In the
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: fourteen hundreds, you'd be like, yo, write me a book,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: one book and you're the only one who had it.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: I'd like a story, one book, fucking crafty story.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd have to, dude, spend like fourteen years writing
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: like a sick but like a thick ass home for
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: you as the duke, and you'd be like, thanks, dickhead,
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 4: and you'd give them money. And then through these guys
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 4: and know they made these books thinking one guy was
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: gonna read it.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: Now they're massively reproduced like classics.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: That's kind of dope. I'm pretty sick. Damn the printing
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: press wasn't involved. It wasn't in any it did.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: I hope you come up with a classic. I hope
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: you write a classic. I'm rooting for you to write
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: a classic.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: I mean I haven't until I die to do it.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, you have tons of time. That's something that
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: the age super well. It's not like trying to be
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: like a rapper or like a fucking old ass comic
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Like you can be a writer
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: until the day you fucking die. I have no problem
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: spending like seven years. I'm going to finish this one.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: The next book I want to write, I'm gonna spend
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: probly hopefully like ten years.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 4: Off, bro, I want to do it. If you spend
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: ten years, it would definitely be good. What the fuck, dude,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 4: who cares? I'll do ten years. You spent seven years
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: as a weed dealer. I was pretty good.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I was pretty good people.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 4: I will say. People always said, like, dude, you were
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 4: the best time I had a I brought a genuine
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: work ethic to it. Really, yeah, I was organized. Did
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: you ever get up ever getting any trouble that? Man?
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: It's good Scott free bro. Oh yeah, it must have
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: been pretty good. Little Scott that had a sixth sense. Dude,
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: I knew when trouble was brilliant, sniff it out. I
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: could feel it.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: You get close to some trouble and be like, nah,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: I got to it. Well I got Yeah, there was eyes,
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: some close calls, close brushes. Do you ever have to run?
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: No, not like that, but like I just would like
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: like the one time, this dude definitely would have killed
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: me if I went back there. No, that clo dude
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: they lived in uh not over I guess Overbrook, damn
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: around there, and I was I was buying like pounds
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: of middies off him. And then I told dude, and
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't know they were selling heroin too, So these
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: dudes are bad dudes. Yeah, I didn't know that. But
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: I was buying middies and they like I found a
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 4: new connect and they kept shorting me. So I was like, dude.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 4: The guy called me, I'm like, Yo, you don't know
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: what you're doing. Bro, you're fucking fool. I was drunk.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: I was like drunken stone in an apartment, Like, Yo,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: you're a fucking pretending bro. You're not really about I
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 4: was just fucking just talking. This dude from West vill
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 4: he was a heroin dealer, Like, bro, you're the lord.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: You're a clown. They were like heroin lords.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, you're a fucking clown, bro, just like
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: talking so much shit. Because there were two brothers. I
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 4: was dealing with the younger one. I'm like, you're just
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 4: a kid man. Me and your older brother on the
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: same drunken high talking to like a fucking probably a murderer. Yeah,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: and then he one time he called me down. He's like,
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: come on, come down here, man, come on. We got
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 4: all the and I was like, tempted me because the
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: prices are so cheap on the middies, and I was like,
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 4: whoa man, that'd be like two hundred extra bucks actually
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: go And then I was like, uh, he couldn't killed me.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: There was like something weird about it where I'm like,
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: why is this guy hooking me up right now? And
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: then I just went, yeah, I'll let you know. Man.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 4: I was like deleted his number.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: And then it turned out that like that guy.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: I read a news story about them like years later,
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: and he like the one brother, the one that would
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: probably would have killed me, what like ran his car
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 4: through a bunch of people or like, no, excuse me,
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 4: through cops. He was like he was getting chased by
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: the cops. Apparently he like ran through a police barrica.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: And the other one allegedly I heard word.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: Of mouth that he got arrested in the airport because
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: he was like using women to smuggle drugs and then
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: probably like abusing them and stuff. And then the women,
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: the woman in the airport, a woman in the airport
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: from what I heard, just screamed like, oh be buying drugs,
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 4: have drugs, this guy's making read drugs.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Both got locked up, No way, Yeah, that's.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: You in the airport. He would have me. Yeah, I
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 4: would have total, I would have.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 12: This.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: It's a bad life though, like that, like the crime
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: life when you're younger, Like that's sick. It's like it's sad, bad,
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: like miserable existence that makes you have paranoid, paranoid, a liar.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: You have to lie. I'd imagine you'd be paranoid all
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: the time. Twenty four to seven. Yeah, and you have
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: to just lie. You're just lying constantly. You're just dude,
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 4: you ruin your nervous System's fun. It's a bad It's
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 4: like a bad thing like when I got especially as
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: you get older, you it just gets worse. Did you
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 4: did you ever make a bunch of money off of it?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: There were times I got robbed to a time, so
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: I would like make some money. Then I get robbed
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 4: and I make some money.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: And did you ever buy a garish purchase? Did you
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: ever buy anything?
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 6: I keep?
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: I kept it tight as hell. Really beat up car, yeah,
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: tit as hell, beat up car. Just love of the game,
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: just fucking just like I wasn't fatigued down the whole time. Dude,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 4: never flash civilian, You're just you're a civilian at all times. Flash.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 4: I was always fighting. I was fighting for freedom. I
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: just wanted my free time. Yeah, I was sharing all
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: my money and like nice, now I can chill and
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: look at YouTube.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: I was just kind of like the government if they
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: could like pick what drug dealers like how they spend
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: their time, Like you were probably kind of a typo
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: for them, dude. They probably liked like you just soldier
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: drugs went home.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: The thing that gets people in trouble in my what
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 4: I've surmised is well, talking about it like this, I
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 4: don't do that, but the people would either get into
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: like the violent aspect of it. I like that guy
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: rob me, I'm gonna get revenge. You'll instantly get caught
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: and get in trouble or start flashing flashing, yeah, talking
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: shit and yeah, just keep it to yourself. Yeah, people
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: do it. People can do it. Because it was like
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: you're not supposed to have access to that experience. You're
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: supposed to like drudge about and like an apprenticeship thing.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: I'm supposed to be making like two thousand dollars a
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: week as like a twenty Like economically it doesn't make sense, dude.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: There was dudes I would try to like I'd be
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: like all right, this guy could probably sell wead. I
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: watched so many people just buckle of like either like
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: the money of it, they'd fucking start flashing money and
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: spend it all, or they'd smoke like people just can't
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: do it, or they would just get like really really scared,
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: which is probably the right response, like this is fucked up.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: This is not fucked up, Like this is crazy, I
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: shouldn't do this.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were kind of built for it that you
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: weren't getting scared, but you also weren't flashing, and.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 4: You were also just like I was scared. I was
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: always scared, but I was just kind of like at
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: the same time, I was kind of excited. I'm like
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: this kind of kind were you ever packing? Little one?
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: I had a gun one time, and I just like,
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: someone broke into my house. I thought they're gonna They
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: didn't steal it, thank god, they were like kids broke
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: in my house and stole my change. But wow, but no,
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: I had a gun. They made me nervous. Dude, I'd
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 4: look at it and just bug out. As I was
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: always stoned kill somebody. I was constant. I was like,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna end up shooting. I thought I was gonna
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 4: shoot myself. Yeah, you're gonna kill yourself. Did you look
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: when you're like I was just high all the time,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: and I was looking at it like I had a
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: small little revolver and look at it.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: And be like, Jesus, I'm like two impulses away from
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: ending everything.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I just sat there and I was just
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: kind of like, I'll just look at it and go,
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: good God.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: It's a dirty game to be in the gun game.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: How about just beating people up? You ever just beat
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: some people up.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: I choked the guy once, not for fun though. One
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: time a guy robbed me. I had me robbed, and uh,
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: I put it together while I was in there, and
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 4: I started, I got like spats, I got I lost
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 4: like fourteen thousand dollars. I lost like all my money basically.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's a lot of money to lose, dude.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 4: And I had I was held a gun point for
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 4: like a while. This guy r there was like I
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 4: knew a dude who was like my friend's coming down
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: from Penn State to buy like whatever five pounds a week,
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, nice, dude, this is the pay. Yeah,
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: And then I went there. I'm in the room and
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, he's like, oh, my friend's here,
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: and then he just happens to be followed with the
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: dude in a ski mask. He's like, oh, I don't know,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: this guy was just here, And in my head, I'm like,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 4: the fuck this guy set this up? Damn uh. Yeah.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: So and then I got the guy fight. The dude
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 4: with the gun finally left after like threatening us for
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 4: like twenty minutes, and then I just like I put
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 4: it together the whole time because I was looking at
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: that I already been robbed before too. Yeah, so it
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: was like this was like my second time, and I'm
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: looking at the dude I know, who was like completely
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: cowered in fear, like eyes this big, and then I
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: was looking at this other dude I never met. It
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: was like claiming to be heck being oh no, this
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: guy has robbed me, and he was just like chilling, chilling.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, he was like it was bad acting,
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, this fucking weasel. So as soon as
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 4: I do with the gun left and I was just
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: Homer Simpson, I'm like both hands joked, blacked out rage.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 4: She's like, God, just spazzing out because you ever know,
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: I didn't know you're I'm like, bullshit, you little and
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: like your adrenaline is just so spiked. You're like, oh
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 4: my god, I almost died. Yeah, yeah, fucking damn that's nuts.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: That was it. The kid I knew was like stuff,
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: I even know what I was doing. Yeah, I'm not
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not like out to like like fuck people up,
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: and I'm not like a badass like that.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 4: I just spazed.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: But in fourteen thousand dollars, well spas.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: At the time, I was married, my first marriage, and
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: we like that night was my wife's my ex wife's birthday,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: so we had to like go to Lantic City and
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: I was like planning on having all this money to
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 4: ball out and I didn't have any money, and I
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 4: had to go home.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: Like, oh damn that is that's like a Whiteman can't
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: jump type of.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 4: You lost all of it. Money, damn money so many times. Really,
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 4: I had a credit card that had a little bit
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: of money left.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't even go crazy. It was dinner and I
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: was awfully conservative that night.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, we should call it.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like a chicken calling.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 4: I was gonna get the right was all my money
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: so many times, dude, it's like by the by the
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: last time it happened, it was just like whatever, damn,
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 4: Like from having all my money to having like no
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: money again, it was just like whatever.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: That's kind of reassuring.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: It was just about having If you enjoy your day,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: it really doesn't matter. That's what I learned from that.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: You've got to be the richest you've ever been right
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: now too, Yeah, big time. But I'm ready for it
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 4: to just be gone again.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: I mean I would love for it.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 4: It's a terrible way to think, but in my head,
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: I'm always like, bro, I'm ready to I'm ready to
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: zero out, and.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: Like I'm fully expected to zero out it.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 7: Yet that would be pretty tough at this point, at
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 7: this point for you to lose all of your unless.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: You got like in some sort of like irs like
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: trill or like if you try to like angel invest
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: for someone like venture capital into some kind of like
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: shitty business or.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't do any of that. I just chill
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 4: and it's like, yeah, your podcast, So I'm like, yeah,
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just ready for it. I'm always ready for complete
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: Like you got dirty podcast money dirty, but then you
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 4: could just start another podcast. It's like you've you're too
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 4: big to fail at this point. It's bullshit. Tell that
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 4: to myself, dude, myself, like, dude, it's all good.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to talk to yourself.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: It was fucking idiot.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: As we're trying to get a billion spud, I want
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: them to get signed by Barstool.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know what's good with Barstool, but I would
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 4: love if war Mode was in here permanently.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: That would be sick.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 4: Did you have to get the boys up in New York?
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: That'd be tough to get those guys up here. I
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 4: mean to commute though, Yeah, I war Mode is that Barcel.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know how that would play out. What do
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: you mean.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: They can't afford them, bro, can't afford that? That's what
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: I think is more of the concern.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: They're cash cows, total cash that they're about to be
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: bringing in all the but yeah, that we want them in.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to buy in early, and like if I
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: had venture capital money, I would fucking sink some Angel
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: investments into I think they're fucking decacorn.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, they're a sure thing. Yeah, the funniest dude.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 4: I know, they're the funniest dude.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: It's fucking incredible. They were just understand they were just
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: on your show, aren't they. Yeah, yeah, they just crushed.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 4: It's so funny.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: Damn what uh were you? Did you ever work with
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: either of them?
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I work for Spud. I work for him brother. Yeah,
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: bud yees Spud. He paints and he can do like contract.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: And so you because I know you used to paint
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: and I know that he paints. I don't know if
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: you both.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 4: He's the master, dude. He's literally like I mean, you know,
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 4: no one wants to talk house painting, but he's the
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 4: fucking master. He's super nice with it.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 4: It's like, you know, cutting in this is easy, cutting
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 4: into a drop, ceilings nothing, because you do got that gap.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: You guys probably can't even see it, but there's a
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: little gap right there.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 4: You get the brush right in there. You don't got
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 4: to worry about it.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: But talking like a reg talking about like.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 4: A reg stalk shop, bro, break it down, drop, So
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: you don't even got to worry about this space. You
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 4: got to cut in. Dude's fucking hide all kinds of sins. Yeah,
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 4: hide all kinds of sins up there. But dude, I
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: don't even want to know what's going on in those
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 4: crooks cutting into a ceiling. It's like you're like shaking
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 4: because you're look the ceiling. You know, you don't have
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: to fix anything. You don't know how to do it
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 4: at all. Before I was so slow. He'd be looking
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 4: at me being like usually like this, like taking his
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 4: eye off the brush, cutting in like a crisp straight line. Really,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 4: he just has that just perfect mode muscle memory. Dude,
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 4: It's pure fucking muscle. Really, dude, I love painting houses.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: Is it calming?
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 4: It is, dude, Just like it's like ninety percent of
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 4: people like it's psychological torture, But like for there's a
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: small subset of people who like, it's deeply relaxing. For me,
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 4: I can imagine that paint cut in. Throw some tunes on, dude,
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: tunes are blasting all day long, perhaps a podcast.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they ever listen to podcast.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: You can blast the pod.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those fellows listen to the podcast, and you're in
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: a safe.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 4: Space to listen to whatever podcast you want. Sere's a
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 4: construction site. Yea, yeah, lasting a pod, like it's like
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 4: you're screeching.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: Pods.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 4: People do that, but it's risky if you if you
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 4: bust out a pod on a job site, you're gonna
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: get people are right away everything you know what there,
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 4: You're going to get attacked.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: I've hear all the time people put on a pod
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 4: and like they'll put on like Matt and Shaans and
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 4: then they'll be like my boss right away, like who
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 4: the fuck are these idiots? Yeah, like you know this
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 4: rules after a month and that's always like yes, yeah,
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 4: that's the target.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 7: The episode one is tough, like getting him get it,
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 7: like for the first time, dude, all the bros com
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 7: buy like who are these fucking losers?
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, any new podcast, even to listen to or to
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: show somebody first episode.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 4: Every podcast I listen to initially, if I don't know
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 4: the person, I'm like I hate this dude, two people talking.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: I give it like four seconds. I'm like fuck.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 7: Trying to get someone like a friend to listen to
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 7: a podcast has to be like one of the hardest
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 7: things to do. Yeah, the oh you gotta listen to
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 7: this is so funny and they're like yeah, and then
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 7: they they'll never listen.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 4: Ever, they'll never do it never. You have to find
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 4: it on your own time to actually like get into
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 4: a podcast. Yeah. I don't know how people, I don't
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 4: know how the ship grows. I don't know how the
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 4: word of mouth works. No idea, it's crazy. Yeah, really,
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 4: he'll check us out. It's is jobs at the job site,
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 4: jobs on the fucking job site.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: Carpool to carpool.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one of the best ways. But people are listening.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 4: You must have a good ass contingent on the job sites.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 4: Job sites crazy. I think the bros. I think the
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 4: bros are on the job.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: We get some love on the job site. Well, I
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: know some dudes on some job sites that listen to us.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: A little bit of love on the job site. It's
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: not crazy.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: Now, we could definitely boost it. We got it, This
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 4: will heal, This might help on the job site. Yeah,
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 4: that's all I care about on the job site. My
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 4: next book, that's only two things that bringing me like
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 4: super enjoy and dude. I think that make you a
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 4: self help book about how to get love on the
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: job side. Yeah.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: I love when dudes are like, you know, I listened
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: to the podcast.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 4: In a meat freezer. I'm always like, yes, it was
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 4: manly about some dude just freezing, just listening to so A.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: Like he said some crazy ship about like cattle.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 4: We spreading misinformation and the boys did not.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 1: But like there's so many the fact that we had
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: so many people who are like I work on a
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: cattle farm, like actually.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 4: Farmers in you've never been more wrong. But it's sweet
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 4: to even know that.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: It's like, you're farm, listen to us. What was the
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: cattle take? You don't want don't true?
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 4: You know something, you don't need to bring more corn?
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 4: They can't break down corn or something like that. There's
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: something about cows not being able to break down corn.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: Everyone was like, I feed my fucking I feed my
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: cows corn every goddamn you want to know what the
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 4: hell you're talking about. Don't listen to those Monsanto farmers. Yeah, exactly,
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: they got the Putt mustard on their jackets. Yeah, they're
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: they're saying grass feds bullshit a little bit.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know if they're saying that. I think
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 7: they were saying it's not bad for the cows corn.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you were. You were saying something about corn,
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: which is a real thing. It is a real thing,
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 4: but it's not for believe it.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 7: I wasn't even that's not for to pull I thought, so,
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 7: you know, I have ever seen when these cows have
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 7: holes in their stomachs.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 4: It's not for it's not for pulling the corn out.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 4: It's for something else, like testing something in the stomach.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 4: But it is a real thing. Like there's pictures of cows.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 7: But they have these like tube like rubber things around,
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 7: like a hole in their side of them so that
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 7: people can.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: Like get in there.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 4: I get freaked out when they get into like factory
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 4: cows and like the headless chickens and ship oh yeah,
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 4: because they say the grass. Can't talk about that on
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 4: this podcast.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of corporate ass fucking farmers.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 4: Fuck uh yeah. I think the I think the Omega six,
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: what's the good one, Omega three, Omega six, I think
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 4: the Flammas were one. But I think cows that eat
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 4: just grass like higher Omega three anti inflammatory things. Who knows,
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 4: could be bullshit, I don't know. Tell myself that and
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 4: I feel good. Yeah, but if you do lock a
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 4: count of box and feed it like fucked up ship forever,
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 4: it's going to you're gonna get negative effects of eating that.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: There's no way that gives health into your body.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: There's no way.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 4: What's good with the headless chickens, though, I don't know
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 4: anything about what do they think. I've heard this might
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 4: be heavy fucking urban legends, but I've heard like, hey,
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: i' are like cloned headless freaks, that they just they
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 4: just born headless.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 7: I've heard they think the problem is that they're they're
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 7: in these areas where they can't even move and they're
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 7: just basically just waiting there until they get murdered. Just shipping,
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 7: I've just like shitting all over each other.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 4: I've heard you just want to grow the meat, so
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 4: it's like the less ship, the better, dude.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: But I've heard that crass fed chickens though, that uh
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: that they're uh that just means that the doors open
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 1: and they can go outside if they want to, but
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: they don't even desire to go outside.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 4: They can cheat on that. A lot of them do
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 4: that where it's like is it like five feet of space,
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 4: is it like literally like a cage they can walk
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 4: outside or is it like freely roaming.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then they don't even want to roam, like they
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: are chickens got Stockholm syndrome.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 7: Chickens are weird animals. We had chickens when I was younger, Oh,
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 7: you're crazy. We had to give them away.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 4: Rooster life were eating each other. Yeah, the roosters, that's
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 4: what a pecking order is. They'll come and just rip
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 4: the crest. If there's another male, they try to rip
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 4: the crest off of it. If you don't have like
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 4: a sick crest is a rooster, you can't get any
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: pussy a crest. D Really, they each other up.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 7: And they we had we had a mice made like
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 7: a mouse in the like went into the their little cage. Oh,
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 7: they fucking ripped that thing off. They ripped it, bertialized it,
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 7: like pulling it apart while it was alive.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 4: Just protecting the bass.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: That's fucking sick. Roosters are there fully protecting the bass.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 7: And then you also got to be on watch all
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 7: the time because then the birds will come down and
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 7: they just are not I guess not like foxes and
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 7: ship fox and that's going to be a great day
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 7: if you're a fox just getting a full chicken and
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 7: they get you can't.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: Stop a fox.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 4: When we had ducks, when I was little, and one
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 4: apparently like stuck its head out of like the chicken wire,
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 4: and a fox came and just bit its fucking head off.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 4: No way, clean, headless duck. Might you might have knowed
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: it for a little bit chilled wow.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 1: KFC duck too might have been born that it could
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 1: be fake.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 4: But I hold it down like if you if you
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 4: just lock an animal in a box and it's ships
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 4: everywhere and you eat it, it's probably bad. Oh yeah,
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 4: it's got to be.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 1: And it's also like that.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 4: That's my whole trip right now. It's like, dude, why
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 4: am I not eating? Why don't have to eat all
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 4: this food? It's just it's a waste of money. It
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 4: makes me feel bad. I'm gonna I'm brushing myself to
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 4: my limits to see, like what actually do I need
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 4: to eat? Yeah, it's kind of tight, dude. You got
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 4: like you get lightheaded too. You got like a real
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: floaty feeling. Dude.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the documentaries of the guys who
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: are on like the thirty day Rip. They're like on
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: a thirty day fast and they're just like fucking like woozy,
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: like barely.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 4: Alive, looking like Jesus yeah, you space. I can only
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: do like one day where I eat like a little
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 4: bit of fruit too. Yeah, but I've done like whole
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 4: days where I don't eat. I've done one where I
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 4: don't eat, don't drink for a whole day. It's kind
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 4: of cool, it's awesome, it's and it's a way to
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 4: entertain yourself that like your whole day will be kind
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 4: of fresh and new. If you don't eat anything, like
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 4: by like six o'clock, you're like, whoa, what's this? And
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: then when you eat, how did it go? And you
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 4: finally do the next day you watched it's like, fuck, dude,
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 4: this is so good. It was good. Yeah, it's so good.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 4: So it's grace you said there, you can actually say grace.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: I'm so fucking pumped on these fucking eggs, dude.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 1: We uh, we do a wheel on the other show,
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: and one of the things on the wheel is a
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 1: twenty four hour fast, So we're all about to have
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: to do twenty four hour fast eventually.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know when that's just coming, but it's chill.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 4: It's a good thing to throw in the repertoire.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be sweet once we get there. Just starve
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 1: ourselves a little bit. Get the wheel going. You got
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 1: to come in, come in for the act some time.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 1: Bro coming for uh definitely. When Shane came in last time,
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 1: he had a good time, right wheel now he did.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 4: The talking about yeah, fall apart immediately.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 7: I mean, I could this is actually our redemption. I
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 7: think this, this might be. I think this is a
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 7: good episode. So I think we might we might win
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 7: over your team, your your your family.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: Were they pissed?
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 4: Was there enough? Yeah? I think I remember, I knew
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 4: there was like some sort of clash. I think that
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 4: they thought that we were f slurs. I think that
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 4: they they didn't like, didn't like us disrespecting their goat.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 4: What was the disrespect? We didn't I mean I did
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 4: disrespect Steven Chade that disrespect they held it down respect,
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 4: They held it down as like, are both our factions
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 4: to the chef. That's going to end in a fucking yeah, yeah,
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 4: what do we Because they're the same people at the
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 4: end of the day. We just need to fucking ingratiate them.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah you ever, uh do you ever check your reddit?
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 4: I haven't. I got you. I used to look at
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 4: it all the time. They got you what are gone.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 4: Did they take it down completely that you guys are
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 4: in like stage one band shadow Yeah, someone told me
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 4: it was like Shadow band. Yeah, you guys are. It's
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 4: at a point where you can only comment on like
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 4: the free talk posts.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 12: What.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some sort of guys.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 4: It was rounding in there because you guys got Comtown.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 4: They absorbed Comtown got there was a migration from Comtown.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 4: I think opian Anthony dudes got like that got shut down. Yeah,
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 4: there was. There's a thing called cringe Anarchy, which was
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 4: like that was like that. That's when I went on
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 4: to because I went on to read I started that
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 4: Reddit did you started it up? And I was like
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 4: I just started Reddit? So I was like excited for
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 4: reddit karma. I remember being like this is cool. Yeah.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 4: I was trying to drive people from different This is
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 4: like when the podcast literally first started. So I was
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 4: going into all these subredds trying to get people like
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 4: you were cool, look at this. No, I just be like, oh,
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 4: this is such a funny cliff difference. So I get
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 4: banned from munch of them. But there were different reddits
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 4: and the one that was like actually doing it was
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 4: just it was called crany anarchy. And I think they
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 4: got banned there. It was like a large subreddit and
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, hey, gut to check this out. And
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 4: so we had like it wasn't just because of that,
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 4: but like we ended up having this like great migration
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: of like just like Oping Anthony Dudes, Comtown Dudes, and
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 4: it was just it was a place where bros could
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 4: just be like absolutely monster was post hilarious hit It's hilarious.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 4: Some of it is very some of it was very funny.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 1: I used to be an honorary mod of the Fat
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 1: People Hate subreddit? Did you really not because of anything?
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 4: Or I did a I had a rap battle or
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 4: a mod.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 1: They like they were like, dude, this guy is our
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 1: uh he is are like God, I like this rap
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 1: battle against this like super fat guy. And I did
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: a whole round about like how fucking like fat he
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 1: is and like I was so mean to him. Yeah,
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: and uh they were like this this guy is like
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: the number one ship lord, like he like fucking hates
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 1: the fast like no.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 4: Other and they like fucking elevated. It's nuts. And eventually
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 4: they were part of like the early band of reddits
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 4: because it was like literally fat people Hate, Like they
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 4: were like so negative towards fat people in there. But yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know how I watched something. So I was like,
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 4: I always try to google stuff whenever I'm doing a podcast, Like,
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 4: let me do just like google stuff and see what's up.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 4: I was watch your battle scheme up, and I'm like,
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 4: that must be the most anxiety inducing event. I watched
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 4: the one against the fat black dude. Yeah you're talking
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 4: t dude, and I'm like, I was nervous, Like, dude,
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 4: this must be the most nervous human being can be,
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 4: having to go in and being like all right in
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 4: some ways. But I think that there's like so many
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 4: ways that uh bro, for it to be six, I
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 4: think stand up to me would be more nerve wracking.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 5: No ways.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 4: You have to have what you're saying down to a t.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 4: You know, that's a perfect word.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 7: And also you're saying like the amount of words you
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 7: would say in like a ten minute set in like
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 7: thirty seven.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 4: I can't remember like four jokes. What was I gonna
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 4: say that if some guy making guns noises at you
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 4: and ship that was making me laugh so fucking hard.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 1: He was gun noising me hard.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 4: But it's uh and uh, it's a booooo all right, dude.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 1: But but in rap battles, you could be like funny,
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 1: or you could be like aggressive, or you could be mean.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: Like in stand up comedy, you only can be funny,
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like huh, or like people
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: only want one thing and that humor out of it,
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: And there's like a lot of different things people can
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 1: want out of a wrap battle, you know what I mean.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: You could do all into different ship but which makes
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 1: it a little bit or made it a little bit
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 1: easier for me. No way, I was watching that like
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 1: that is the scariest shit ever.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 1: It was kind of fun at the time. It was
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 1: like fun to do. Yeah, it was like super fun
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 1: and just like the the high afterwards and it just
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 1: being like fuck, yeah, that was fucking sweet.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, it was. It was a lot of fun.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 4: The dudes in the background is fucking being like, yeah,
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 4: I would that's a that's a hard dragon not to chase.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Drake was at that rap battle. Was he
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 1: really was at that one against the big black dude
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 1: or whatever. It was fucking but that morning he had
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 1: like posted a picture of me and him on his Instagram,
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 1: and so I was like and so it's like as
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 1: as anxious as you might be. I was like flying
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: so like puffing out my chest like fucking I'm a god.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 4: But wouldn't you be more? I would be nervous that
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 4: you're gonna disappoint, to disappoint the goat, disappoint daddy. Yeah,
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think. Uh you're like you get off stage
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 4: and like you where Drake go? Yeah? I hope he
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 4: lives really long. That's a guy I want to watch
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 4: get like super old Drake. Yeah, he's gonna be the
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 4: coolest old dude.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he will be. But uh, I mean
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: the time waits for no man though, even like hef
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 1: who we thought was like the goat old dude and
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 1: was like having sex with like twenty seven year olds,
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 1: Like now all those twenty seven year olds are like
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 1: thirty eight and are like he he was like a
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 1: terrible dude.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 4: I mean that was pretty clear he was coursing them somehow.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 4: He was like dying like fucking a bunch of like
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 4: you know, there was something going on there. When that
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 4: came out, I was like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, obviously,
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 4: yeahs old as fuck. I thought he was triggering them
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 4: with money, but he was like manipulating them. I mean,
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 4: imagine you're fuck what seven years old, and you're feeling
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 4: like a twenty one year old girl older than seating.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: He was like like mid to late eighties, due you
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 1: have a century under your belt.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 4: You could absolutely fucking a twenty one year old chicks
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 4: mind up with mind Yeah, got all kinds of money
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 4: and shit exactly. These girls are doing it. These girls
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 4: are doing Oh, you'd fucking crush them, dude, I wouldn't
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 4: even want to be Why would you want to be
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 4: around like that girls that age when you're that old.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 1: Because he had so many of them, he was like
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 1: probably sending them away and like also having sex with them. Yeah,
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: it was this whole business, dude.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 4: It was this whole thing of like, yeah, I guess
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 4: it makes some tricking young girls into ruining their lives,
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 4: but yeah.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 1: Na, yeah, now at least they kind of like are
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 1: the masters of their own demise with OnlyFans and stuff
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 1: like that. It's like they're tricking themselves into being naked.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: Kind of cuts out the yeah, kind of cuts out
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 1: the daddy aspect, the whole half aspect.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But I mean powerless. Now there's a lot of
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 4: chicks that are doing it. They're pretty young, and it's like,
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 4: unless they're able to take it down online, there's gonna
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 4: be a lot of dudes who like come across their
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 4: mom's porn, like.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: What that's gonna be like like their wife's porn. They're like, wait,
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 1: what is this true?
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 4: However, that's not nearly dude that I think it's way
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 4: worse than your mom. You're a fab you're in.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 7: A facause you won't you won't know until you're in
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 7: school and some kid comes up to me and you're like, yo,
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 7: I fucking was cranking down to your mom night.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 4: Or you discover it.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 1: You're in a fat pole. Dude, Dude, that happened all
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: of a sudden.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 4: You're just like, who's a lady who was pregnant with
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 4: like seven kids at once? Yeah, it happened eight.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 10: I think it was eight kids.
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 4: I didn't know how many it was them.
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 7: Dude, she did like a fucking pornot at one point,
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 7: and her son was like beating.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 4: Off to it, and is that her his mom? Like
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 4: found out? I mean, I'm not judging my because you're
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 4: in the middle of a fat hole dude, just like what, Yeah,
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 4: are your young dumb mind.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 1: You're on the brink of fapping obliteration, dude, are you
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 1: gonna step back from that?
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 4: But it's also like you know your mom had sex,
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 4: like that's why you're here, but like like seeing your
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 4: wife having sex with some other.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 13: Dude thinking you're groan, It would be easier to just
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 13: close out through the laptop if it's your mom.
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you're talking about talking about I don't know,
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 4: you're talking about like her, your wife, Like you're finding
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 4: beause your white fucking other dudes. Yes, that's just like
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 4: the pictures and ship on OnlyFans.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like she had only fans. You get married at thirty,
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 1: but when she was eighteen, she was on only fans
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 1: getting dicked down. That's worse I think than your mom
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 1: having a point.
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 4: At Yeah, because you're not going to marry your wife
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 4: and be like, oh, she's never had like unless it's
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 4: like you're religious or something, Obviously they've had sex.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 10: You don't know that other people are watching her have sex.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 4: I steal it, but I don't want to. You don't
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 4: want to stop my mommy, dude, that's my mom. That's
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 4: about every I totally agree. I wouldn't like it. I'd
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 4: see that and go, god damn it, that early grinds
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 4: my fucking gears. Yeah, oh wait, that would be it
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 4: was your mom. One of the porns could beat you, dude, literally, yeah, like,
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 4: oh that one's your I would think that. But you're
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 4: also you'd be expend like to have completely different emotions your.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 1: Conception that dude magic getting charged up watching.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 4: Your conception in the morning. Yeah, really, that would just
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 4: get the moment I was just watching the guy. What
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 4: if it sucks, it's just some like drunklate night. No,
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 4: that shows how eager to get out.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, keeps you humble too.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'd rather be that than like it took my
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 10: dad fifty minutes.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like fast forwarding through that, just give me.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 4: A second through the wheel. Weird seeing like the forty
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 4: five minute porn videos, it's like, come on, man, you
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 4: see that. You're knock it off. Dude, who that it
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 4: ain't realist?
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 1: Forty jumping through.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 4: I love their tires sits through those.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. I probably wouldn't want to, Like, it'll
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 1: be like a five hour engagement there, like time that
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 1: they spend with their pornos, they're like.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 4: Watching Yeah, I know that's what. Like a majority of
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 4: porn addiction was time watching.
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 1: Picking a porn.
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 4: I would spend so much time I still finding a
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 4: perfect one. Yeah, that's the best.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 1: And you're saying you're untouched the entire time, or you're.
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 4: Working majority of jerking off For me as well, I'm
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 4: looking for something to jerk off to. It's the hunt. Yeah,
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 4: you just finishing it like a seconds.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 10: What you're just keeping it hard?
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, keep it.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 1: You're saying.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 4: You're waiting for the right thing to bust. The worst
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 4: is the worst when you go whatever this will do
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 4: and it just did it and it sucks. I mean,
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 4: I was a waste of time.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 10: Let me try again in front of it back.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 7: I used that when I was younger, I first started
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 7: jerking off. I'd be like what, I'd be like, I
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 7: don't want to bust, yeah, and I'll just do it again,
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 7: and then I wouldn't. I would never do it again
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 7: after a while.
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 1: Can't wait to do this immediately after?
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're like yeah.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, my go to get some calorieson. Fuck dude, Well, uh,
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 1: I think that we we We've got a good one.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you coming up. This was an aute to
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 1: the falling up.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 4: Thank you, man. I know you've been in here before,
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 4: but we'll take a lap after this. You can try
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 4: to look at some of our fat guys just like
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 4: they're all gone five while ago.
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of them work babies to a lot
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 1: of fat guys are work babies.
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, break yeah, yeah, I'm supposed to get a
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 4: break to count. It's get in there, you motherfucker supposed
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 4: beak was taking over from my birthday. It's true. You're right.
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 1: Go go follow Matt, Matt writes books. Matt writes books
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 1: on Twitter. Go listen to Matt and Shane Secret Pie Cast.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: Subscribe to that Patreon Stonard Dad's new venture. Fuck check
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 1: out the new venture The Man changes?
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 4: Is mother business? And are you doing? Are you in
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 4: Gillian Keeps? Are you in any of that stuff? They're
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 4: so there.
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil it, but I'm in one.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 4: You're in one? Yeah? Fuck it? And is that coming
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 4: out soon? I don't know that's that'll be out at
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 4: some point. All right, stay tuned for that as well.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 4: Any dates, any dates?
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 1: Stand up?
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be in California. I'll be in Irvine, uh
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 4: December fourteenth, Chicago, I think November nineteenth and twentieth. Hell yeah,
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 4: fuck you go see Matt. Appreciate you coming in bro,
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 4: thanks man, good ship. Appreciate you. That was awesome. Yeah,
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 4: that was fun. We went for a while, few hours.