Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 373: Round Earth Friends
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What you saying?
- 0:03Speaker 2: Like, like, bro, you you don't you don't have You
- 0:07Speaker 2: not a six syllable vocabulary type nigga, Like you are
- 0:11Speaker 2: very much a three syllable max type nigga. And once
- 0:15Speaker 2: you start using words to have more than five vowels
- 0:18Speaker 2: of them, I know you're full of ship. Got a
- 0:20Speaker 2: ghost writer, ghost? You got a ghost thinker.
- 0:25Speaker 1: A ghost you said your thoughts nigga, nigga, you are
- 0:29Speaker 1: a way out of your depth.
- 0:31Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
- 0:34Speaker 4: Yeah, this nigga thinks depth has three p's in it.
- 0:39Speaker 1: You are stupid and you know what.
- 0:43Speaker 2: I'm in the class with you, So what does that
- 0:45Speaker 2: say about me? We chose to be That's why I
- 0:47Speaker 2: always get myself. We chose to be very lazy, you
- 0:51Speaker 2: very like I'm not.
- 0:53Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm not.
- 0:53Speaker 2: I've already been accepted the Montclair. They already decided to
- 0:56Speaker 2: give me my money. I'm not trying any bit more
- 0:58Speaker 2: harder than I have to.
- 1:00Speaker 6: Knew that happened to me before senior year even started.
- 1:03Speaker 1: That's how you knew a whole year in events you
- 1:05Speaker 1: were going.
- 1:06Speaker 6: Or no, Like during the summer I had early acceptance.
- 1:09Speaker 5: Damn wow, And they're like, oh, yeah, here's your scholarship.
- 1:12Speaker 1: You really didn't give a scholarship.
- 1:13Speaker 5: And I was like yeah.
- 1:14Speaker 2: I was like, ah, cool, he really is smart day
- 1:17Speaker 2: you really a smart ass scholarship.
- 1:19Speaker 1: I was like. And then early acceptance.
- 1:22Speaker 6: I was lazy for a good eighteen months after that
- 1:24Speaker 6: into college.
- 1:27Speaker 1: I turn it on midterm midterms.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Yeah you got the mid turns back.
- 1:39Speaker 1: It's a little tough. Actually, the ACC schools on playing.
- 1:43Speaker 1: I think I had his brain off for a year.
- 1:47Speaker 1: What did I do to get here? God? Damn it?
- 1:52Speaker 1: Yeah that's you gotta lock in. That's great.
- 1:55Speaker 2: I had the exact opposite, Like I started off real
- 1:58Speaker 2: strong and then I got damn went to the end.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Damn.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I army crawled to the.
- 2:03Speaker 2: End like like a Vietnam fighter, like detective, like lieutenant Dan.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Both legs blown off. My second junior year and it's
- 2:11Speaker 2: just second or it.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Was rough goost that last year that I'm like, bro,
- 2:17Speaker 1: I'm not going to be a six year supersed like
- 2:20Speaker 1: that was that was that was on the.
- 2:22Speaker 5: Table at that point.
- 2:23Speaker 7: You just do online class that last week I was
- 2:25Speaker 7: it was just do online classes at that point.
- 2:28Speaker 5: Don't go to no classrooms, no cut everything home.
- 2:31Speaker 2: No disrespect, but going to a school for four years
- 2:34Speaker 2: and then coming back and doing the online route, you
- 2:37Speaker 2: would feel like such a fucking failure.
- 2:40Speaker 5: I feel more like a failure of being a six
- 2:41Speaker 5: and seventh year senior.
- 2:42Speaker 8: That's what I'm about to do. But it's gona be
- 2:45Speaker 8: online through my school, so not switching.
- 2:47Speaker 7: Schools exactly, so exactly to do everything online.
- 2:50Speaker 1: It's just called king.
- 2:51Speaker 5: You'll know, none of these.
- 2:52Speaker 2: New niggas, don't some some some There's always a way, yeah,
- 2:58Speaker 2: but not without switching school. Are going to a different
- 3:02Speaker 2: Then you got worried about transferring the credits, explained, I'm I'm.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Probably gonna end up changing my major all types of ship.
- 3:08Speaker 1: All you really got to do, for real is this,
- 3:09Speaker 1: uh uh.
- 3:11Speaker 7: Just find out which credits you can get from RCPCA
- 3:15Speaker 7: and then you could just do that and then just
- 3:17Speaker 7: transferred it.
- 3:22Speaker 1: I just thought about it. I don't know what the
- 3:24Speaker 1: hell was that.
- 3:25Speaker 5: That's crazy, no clue.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Hey, everybody, wait,
- 3:31Speaker 1: wait what I'm like, you didn't push.
- 3:39Speaker 5: That wasn't been first.
- 3:40Speaker 7: I about to say, there's no monetization on this episode,
- 3:43Speaker 7: but that's okay, or it's gonna.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Be very limit.
- 3:47Speaker 5: How long have we been recording? Three minutes and.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Fifty okay, one hour?
- 3:52Speaker 2: I think I think we started recording when you were
- 3:55Speaker 2: talking about the amortization.
- 3:57Speaker 6: Amortization of the Panamanian economy exactly.
- 4:01Speaker 2: I think that's that's when the button was fresh there.
- 4:05Speaker 2: But hello, everybody, it's the not that serious podcast. We
- 4:10Speaker 2: happen to be the best podcast in the world according
- 4:13Speaker 2: to everybody.
- 4:14Speaker 4: I happen to be one of your hosts. Large Michael
- 4:18Speaker 4: l Z.
- 4:19Speaker 6: Keenan is in the building aka doctor Waffle aka seeing
- 4:23Speaker 6: a sensation like skin lightning the bottle aka Waffle aka
- 4:29Speaker 6: we have you know a k A daddy doctor doctor
- 4:35Speaker 6: doctor d D.
- 4:38Speaker 1: Stop fighting it. I don't fighting. Stop fighting, doctor Dinglan.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I wouldn't fight. I'm not trying to fight doctor.
- 4:49Speaker 7: And it sounds like every time you get this doctor,
- 4:51Speaker 7: he's like doctor d D just become doctor baby.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Let that dingling take over.
- 4:59Speaker 2: Let the dingling can, let the talk, let me.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Did you let let it go?
- 5:12Speaker 8: Deep bro, I'm gonna miss TikTok so brou Oh.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I just thought about that, Kean.
- 5:19Speaker 5: What are we gonna do? I have no clue.
- 5:21Speaker 6: Just now we gotta we gotta stop.
- 5:26Speaker 1: No r I p r P TikTok r P Push
- 5:29Speaker 1: Up Challenge, damn no, just do reels and don't post
- 5:31Speaker 1: to your profile. Yeah, I know, I'm sure on Twitter thought.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Twitter will judge you real mega mega push up thread.
- 5:44Speaker 6: So in case everyone doesn't know, me and keenan Ha
- 5:46Speaker 6: started the twenty twenty five push Up challenge. You do
- 5:48Speaker 6: a push up for every day of the year. Today
- 5:51Speaker 6: is the thirteenth, so so far post the most we've
- 5:54Speaker 6: done is thirteen push ups exactly in the day.
- 5:56Speaker 4: So I do have a quick question.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Once we hit some places like October, right, and you're
- 6:01Speaker 2: in and you're in a two fifty range. Now, I
- 6:04Speaker 2: know you're gonna do them every day. Now I want
- 6:07Speaker 2: to know what these videos look like.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Are we I'm probably just gonna speed it up, okay.
- 6:11Speaker 5: And it's gonna be throughout the day.
- 6:13Speaker 7: I'm not doing three hundred straight, right, you know, I
- 6:16Speaker 7: might like do fifty.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Here here, bust a hundred by that.
- 6:21Speaker 5: By that point I probably could.
- 6:24Speaker 7: But but three sets of one hundred is crazy.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Throughout the day.
- 6:29Speaker 5: Not not as crazy.
- 6:30Speaker 2: Now you do one in the morning's plan one in
- 6:35Speaker 2: a shower.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Mm hmm. With or without shorts would get in your butt.
- 6:43Speaker 5: So without them, push up, turn on the phone real quick.
- 6:55Speaker 7: No, now you gotta do like the the only fans
- 6:57Speaker 7: people were like, maybe going live on only fans, but
- 6:59Speaker 7: then are live on Twitter and just showing the ceiling
- 7:02Speaker 7: doing the push ups.
- 7:03Speaker 1: You can't see it, but I'm doing it.
- 7:05Speaker 6: What the fuck is clapping my dick on?
- 7:11Speaker 1: Doctor strikes again? That mother fucking beige brown dicks naboc. Yeah,
- 7:22Speaker 1: you know, you gotta look at me. You ain't gotta
- 7:24Speaker 1: look at yourself if you want to know this, this
- 7:26Speaker 1: is the color you really want to know. I bet
- 7:30Speaker 1: that tracks mm hmm that it definitely like you said.
- 7:34Speaker 5: I bet it.
- 7:35Speaker 1: Yeah, it was know.
- 7:44Speaker 5: I was not invited.
- 7:45Speaker 2: You know another thing I thought was funny uh with
- 7:48Speaker 2: Doctor w we were talking that clip we posted about.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Uh like avoiding arguments sext and then Brandy very in
- 8:00Speaker 1: the comments that that was funny when.
- 8:02Speaker 2: She comments because she very rarely interacts with with the
- 8:05Speaker 2: content correct, so she comments and I was like, Oh,
- 8:09Speaker 2: what is wrong with what's wrong with you?
- 8:11Speaker 9: Man?
- 8:14Speaker 1: Are you talking to me like that? I was like, Oh,
- 8:18Speaker 1: that ship was funny? What is wrong with you? Man?
- 8:21Speaker 6: It was funny because I was just in the house
- 8:23Speaker 6: and I heard when she was watching it because she
- 8:26Speaker 6: was like what because I didn't send it. I usually
- 8:34Speaker 6: send it to her, but I just put it on
- 8:35Speaker 6: my story.
- 8:36Speaker 1: I was like, just wait and see just what dtor Rascal?
- 8:45Speaker 1: Such a menace and such a minute.
- 8:49Speaker 5: Me and my million dog.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Keep it out of the way, Like I need some
- 8:53Speaker 1: screen time.
- 8:54Speaker 5: I need more screen time.
- 8:56Speaker 6: Yeah, my dog has separation anxiety.
- 8:57Speaker 5: She'll pull up on you anywhere. What you here, I
- 9:02Speaker 5: could do push up. I'm justus.
- 9:05Speaker 1: I could be right tomorrow. I could be right tomorrow. Man.
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- 10:00Speaker 6: Losing the TikTok followers, I mean, yeah, TikTok account, I guess,
- 10:03Speaker 6: so yeah.
- 10:04Speaker 8: Eventually, I say, I know what they're doing with that, right,
- 10:07Speaker 8: Like it's gonna be like Flappybird, So they're gonna it's
- 10:10Speaker 8: not the app's not just gonna disappear. It'll still be
- 10:11Speaker 8: on your phone, but it'll be taking off the app
- 10:13Speaker 8: store so we can't make updates to it anymore.
- 10:15Speaker 1: So eventually it's gonna just stop working.
- 10:18Speaker 8: Oh that's oh, that's an easy word, like pulling the
- 10:20Speaker 8: plug on somebody who's like on life support, like but.
- 10:23Speaker 5: They can breathe.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Still be able to upload and you can upload.
- 10:28Speaker 8: But there's it's such a it's such a busy app
- 10:31Speaker 8: that it needs bug fixes.
- 10:33Speaker 7: I guess the bus are just gonna pile up and
- 10:35Speaker 7: anything is which with each up date of the app.
- 10:38Speaker 7: They have to mask the update on the phones, so
- 10:41Speaker 7: once the phone's updated and then it doesn't match the app, then.
- 10:44Speaker 1: She's gonna just when you try to open it.
- 10:47Speaker 6: Have y'all heard about the new app people have been used?
- 10:49Speaker 8: So there's two of them that I heard about red Note,
- 10:51Speaker 8: so I heard about red Note or is that red Note?
- 10:54Speaker 1: And then there's one called Lemon eight. Yeah, I heard
- 10:55Speaker 1: Lemon eight. Lemon eight, so Lemon eight is actually like
- 10:58Speaker 1: linked with TikTok.
- 10:59Speaker 5: Yeah, so okay.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I made eliminated. Sometimes sometimes I already have like
- 11:03Speaker 1: three thousand followers, like.
- 11:05Speaker 2: You just make it okay, just how many followers you
- 11:08Speaker 2: have on this on TikTok twenty nine thousand, that's why.
- 11:12Speaker 2: But only I don't really like because the people that
- 11:14Speaker 2: also may eliminate that follow you.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Oh it automatically doesn't.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be like follow people, it'll connect it and
- 11:21Speaker 2: be like when you walk on and be like follow
- 11:23Speaker 2: people that are connected to their tiktoks.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Yeah, you automatically choices over that. I was like, I'm
- 11:29Speaker 1: officially because I was like, how is this happening? How
- 11:32Speaker 1: is this possible? Chinese getting in my phone? It just
- 11:35Speaker 1: made twenty four hundred yea zero zero everything except for
- 11:39Speaker 1: the following.
- 11:40Speaker 2: So yeah, that's it's getting not to be not funny anymore.
- 11:46Speaker 1: I really need something last minute to come in and
- 11:48Speaker 1: save the day.
- 11:48Speaker 2: With TikTok man, they tried to say I need something
- 11:51Speaker 2: something I don't need.
- 11:53Speaker 1: I don't need just to day somebody. They're talking about
- 11:56Speaker 1: elon no ban it.
- 11:59Speaker 3: I don't.
- 12:00Speaker 1: We've seen what get take it down if he if
- 12:04Speaker 1: he comes in, he's like, i'll buy it. It's not
- 12:06Speaker 1: worth it. Yeah.
- 12:07Speaker 5: Well the thing is they're not like they're not going
- 12:09Speaker 5: to sell it yet. They didn't want to sell it.
- 12:11Speaker 6: They were like, nah, we'll.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Just we'll be fine, which I mean I respect Yeah,
- 12:15Speaker 2: I do. I respect it a lot like you. I
- 12:18Speaker 2: heard his band in China American.
- 12:19Speaker 7: Dollars was TikTok and China is completely different than TikTok and.
- 12:25Speaker 1: I heard the algorithm is very different.
- 12:26Speaker 7: Yeah, like the animation in China. Yes, it's more factual, educational.
- 12:31Speaker 5: It's like the stem tab.
- 12:33Speaker 1: That stem tab is interesting. I remember the time it
- 12:37Speaker 1: popped up. I'm like, do anybody else got this ship?
- 12:39Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 12:39Speaker 7: I was definitely on there, like Nigga, I need to
- 12:41Speaker 7: stay on. I'm not here for science, man, so I
- 12:44Speaker 7: need to stay.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Like oh ship magnets work like that, I need to stay.
- 12:48Speaker 5: I'm like a negative magnetic pool.
- 12:51Speaker 1: So you put a appletararium, what things come up? Oh
- 12:55Speaker 1: my goodness, Oh my god this time.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Watch these mushrooms growing three days and this pea tree
- 13:01Speaker 2: dven to Betsy.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Look at all the Oh my god, look at this.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Look at this peach tree grow in thirty seconds. Bro,
- 13:07Speaker 1: I'll never forget all the mold.
- 13:09Speaker 7: One time I caught I caught COVID and I was
- 13:13Speaker 7: I went down one of those binges on YouTube, and like,
- 13:15Speaker 7: I fell asleep and I woke up to terrarium videos.
- 13:18Speaker 5: Oh, and I was like like like, I mean, I
- 13:22Speaker 5: know what a terrarium. So them them putting together a terrarium.
- 13:26Speaker 5: So it's like an aquarium for.
- 13:29Speaker 7: Plants with no water, plant plants and like microscopic organisms.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Oh wow. So like literally never heard bruh.
- 13:36Speaker 7: And the thing is I woke up and I was
- 13:37Speaker 7: just I was just watching and I'm like, huh, this
- 13:41Speaker 7: is no pleasure. And then it went from terrarium to uh,
- 13:46Speaker 7: acquatic terrariums.
- 13:47Speaker 5: So I had a little little fishy.
- 13:48Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, watched like two videos. Oh
- 13:51Speaker 1: the fish getting bigger, look at it.
- 13:54Speaker 6: Go those are great growing, just those and then before
- 13:58Speaker 6: it was like the Filipino dudes making.
- 14:01Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's making real yeah, making water slides. Though, yeah,
- 14:11Speaker 1: there are a thousand percent.
- 14:13Speaker 5: I mean, I don't got to be a thousand percent
- 14:14Speaker 5: like everything that they do.
- 14:16Speaker 2: You look at those things, you can tell there are
- 14:18Speaker 2: thousands of feet because things are too straight and like Crisp.
- 14:23Speaker 5: Mike, they don't trust their hand they build their houses.
- 14:25Speaker 1: Niggas built the pyramids, so of course.
- 14:27Speaker 5: They know how to build things Christians straight.
- 14:29Speaker 2: When you look at them, it's like those are machine
- 14:32Speaker 2: made and it's like you.
- 14:34Speaker 5: What the pyramids, Mike.
- 14:39Speaker 1: Aliens?
- 14:41Speaker 5: Aliens made the Filipino huts.
- 14:44Speaker 1: By again, his Lord Jamar bang listen, brou niggas an
- 14:48Speaker 1: idiot you're talking about? This is how you know he
- 14:52Speaker 1: was cooked from Did you watch that?
- 14:55Speaker 7: So damn you gotta be that crazy wants to explain,
- 15:00Speaker 7: all right, So Lord Jamar.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Is a rapper.
- 15:04Speaker 5: No, no, you haven't got to finish it as a rapper.
- 15:10Speaker 5: You need to hear.
- 15:11Speaker 2: This is a nineties rapper from the group brand Nubian
- 15:14Speaker 2: back the conscious brand.
- 15:16Speaker 5: Okay, he's like a conscious I can tell about the name.
- 15:19Speaker 1: I don't want to say woke anymore.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Conscious rapper, Yeah, original conscious, Lord Jamar, Lord Jamar five percenter.
- 15:29Speaker 2: That those types and that's the type of time we're
- 15:31Speaker 2: telling it right, equal yeah, back, shout out the man.
- 15:40Speaker 2: So he was on the comedian godfre his podcast, and
- 15:44Speaker 2: I guess, unsurprisingly, Lord Jamar thinks the Earth is flat.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Shot. He would have thought, right, who would have thought.
- 15:51Speaker 5: That that's said?
- 15:53Speaker 4: That said completely, that the Earth is flat?
- 15:58Speaker 2: And they brought in a physics or some nigga that
- 16:02Speaker 2: opened the book before, especially if.
- 16:04Speaker 1: He clearly knew what the fuck he was talking something,
- 16:07Speaker 1: but he can't.
- 16:08Speaker 2: He came out with the smoke immediately. He was like,
- 16:11Speaker 2: Lord Jamar is like, flat earth theory is a stupid
- 16:16Speaker 2: shit I've ever heard of, and anybody who's open like,
- 16:19Speaker 2: like all the things can be explained with middle school physics.
- 16:22Speaker 1: He was like, whoever wants to argue, let's go, let's go.
- 16:24Speaker 2: And then Lord Jamar his first argument was, can you
- 16:27Speaker 2: show me a working model of water attached to the
- 16:31Speaker 2: outside of a spherical blow of.
- 16:33Speaker 1: A ball of a ball. He was like, it's not
- 16:36Speaker 1: falling off and it's not. He's like a tennis ball.
- 16:39Speaker 2: He's like, no, no, it's it's gonna fall off the
- 16:44Speaker 2: ball as saturation. He said, of course it's gonna fall
- 16:48Speaker 2: off the ball because of gravity.
- 16:49Speaker 1: And he was trying to deny it.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Now you're just making up shit. I'm like, what he said,
- 16:54Speaker 2: he's gravity. Gravity is not some magical thing is because
- 16:58Speaker 2: it's dense. You know what dinsity is, nigga.
- 17:02Speaker 1: He was like, but what is weight.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Was?
- 17:07Speaker 8: Because he I think he said that was weight and
- 17:09Speaker 8: then the physicists like, well, you tell me what waight is.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Wait is wait? He's like, you're throwing words, but you're
- 17:14Speaker 1: not saying what they mean. You tell me what weight is. Yeah,
- 17:17Speaker 1: do you know what waight is? Bro? He was cooking them, bro.
- 17:20Speaker 2: And then he this is how I knew you. He
- 17:22Speaker 2: was done from the rip and he started insaulting him.
- 17:25Speaker 7: But like, like he never seen any other videos in
- 17:28Speaker 7: space where they got the water. They squired the water
- 17:30Speaker 7: in their hands and the water stays in their hands.
- 17:31Speaker 8: Because keenan, let me tell you why, let me tell
- 17:35Speaker 8: you why. That doesn't even matter this nigga, what what
- 17:38Speaker 8: was the linear thing?
- 17:39Speaker 5: He said, oh, the train track.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Yeah, like the train track. He was like, he's.
- 17:43Speaker 5: Talking about the light from the sun.
- 17:45Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 17:45Speaker 1: He was like, the sun is ninety three million miles away, right,
- 17:47Speaker 1: They're like yes. He's just like he was like, you
- 17:56Speaker 1: agree that the sun is three They're like yeah, okay.
- 18:01Speaker 6: And and he was talking about like the rays from
- 18:03Speaker 6: the sun for some reason can't converge.
- 18:07Speaker 5: And the guy was like, you.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Ever seen train tracks, Like they seem like they touch
- 18:12Speaker 1: each other.
- 18:13Speaker 4: Oh?
- 18:13Speaker 2: Yes, yes, He's like, it's the same concept, but it's
- 18:16Speaker 2: just even further away.
- 18:17Speaker 7: He was like, when do they when do they touch?
- 18:19Speaker 7: He was like nobody, You won't know. It's just way
- 18:22Speaker 7: too far.
- 18:23Speaker 2: I just he was like, he was like gravity was
- 18:26Speaker 2: holding water to the surface of the Earth.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Then how come people can swim through water?
- 18:33Speaker 5: Yeah, he was saying nonsense, swim through water.
- 18:36Speaker 1: He was like.
- 18:37Speaker 6: And another one he said, he's how how are their
- 18:40Speaker 6: pictures with people above the sun?
- 18:42Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 18:42Speaker 1: Oh my god, he said. He said people have been
- 18:45Speaker 1: above the sun before.
- 18:47Speaker 6: Huh, Like, you know, if the sun is in the sky,
- 18:49Speaker 6: something could be flying relatively above it.
- 18:52Speaker 5: Yeah, he thinks that.
- 18:53Speaker 1: If he thinks that's there and they're up there around here.
- 19:01Speaker 4: Son here person that.
- 19:04Speaker 2: Nigga read the story about Icarus and was like that
- 19:06Speaker 2: Nigga did ass flu into the Sun.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Science.
- 19:13Speaker 2: They should have listened to that, Nigga. And then and
- 19:16Speaker 2: it was like there was so much it's an eleven
- 19:18Speaker 2: minute video. But something told me like I need to
- 19:20Speaker 2: watch all of this. So at one point he was like, well,
- 19:23Speaker 2: what about vacuums. Then then it was like what is
- 19:27Speaker 2: the vacuum because when he said that, the other co
- 19:29Speaker 2: host started to getting mad. He was like, Nigga, you
- 19:32Speaker 2: know what, He's like, a vacuums All it sucks.
- 19:37Speaker 1: He was like, no, it doesn't suck.
- 19:38Speaker 2: He's like all these things like gravity and are just
- 19:42Speaker 2: like these things are just made by people to assert
- 19:45Speaker 2: a certain already proven point.
- 19:47Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he said that science proved. He said science
- 19:52Speaker 1: was only just backing up their theory.
- 19:55Speaker 7: Oh okay, it wasn't like factual, so they were just
- 19:57Speaker 7: pushing that now. Okay, So so every every photo that's
- 20:01Speaker 7: ever been taken on the Earth has been from a
- 20:03Speaker 7: downwards But does that mean that then every picture that
- 20:07Speaker 7: we have with the other planets they're vertical.
- 20:10Speaker 8: It's not just not even he said about air, about gravity.
- 20:15Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like He's like, he's like, how come things
- 20:20Speaker 2: don't fall up? He was like, evaporation goes up. Don't know,
- 20:25Speaker 2: he said, he said that gravity is so great something
- 20:28Speaker 2: about why do bubbles flow up.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Eventually come down?
- 20:36Speaker 2: Wada the ass nigga. So he was like, even if
- 20:41Speaker 2: you throw a ball, you can throw it as far
- 20:43Speaker 2: as you can, as hard as you can, but eventually
- 20:45Speaker 2: it's gonna come back down.
- 20:46Speaker 1: It's not the earth, Like.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Why do birds fly if if gravity pulls them down,
- 20:51Speaker 2: they don't fly forever?
- 20:53Speaker 6: Ass, And the dude is trying to explain, like, you
- 20:55Speaker 6: can exert a force to overcome gravity.
- 20:58Speaker 1: That's why you're standing.
- 21:00Speaker 2: That's how that's what jumping, that's how explained swimming. He
- 21:03Speaker 2: was like, you just exert force. You're exerting force.
- 21:08Speaker 8: He couldn't grasp I think the main thing he's not
- 21:10Speaker 8: grasping is how big the Earth is and the fact
- 21:13Speaker 8: that something that big has his own gravitation, because he
- 21:16Speaker 8: just didn't he just refused to believe that.
- 21:19Speaker 2: He comes from the school thought that he thinks he
- 21:21Speaker 2: is a god and the world is in him, so
- 21:23Speaker 2: he has no grasp of.
- 21:25Speaker 1: The scale of things.
- 21:26Speaker 6: Talking about space, like how is everything not floating off
- 21:29Speaker 6: into space because of the same gravity?
- 21:31Speaker 5: Like somebody should ask him what's a magnet?
- 21:36Speaker 1: Like trying to kill him.
- 21:39Speaker 7: Somebody should be like, you know what a magnet is?
- 21:44Speaker 5: How do magnets have?
- 21:48Speaker 2: But might come out of his ears like a slurping nigga,
- 21:51Speaker 2: But that would have been a great example, like how
- 21:53Speaker 2: does something that niggas a little magnet that that small.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Has a pool?
- 21:56Speaker 5: Right?
- 21:56Speaker 2: He'm like right now times that by I don't milk
- 22:01Speaker 2: twenty nine billion, Like it's the Earth.
- 22:04Speaker 1: Numbers don't even go that hard. What do you mean
- 22:08Speaker 1: numbers isn't indefinite? There's definitely an end to numbers, yo.
- 22:14Speaker 1: But that nigga was cooked when he started making he
- 22:16Speaker 1: started saying like we.
- 22:17Speaker 4: Said, you know, if you was here, I shut out,
- 22:20Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, yeah, he's like we we all do
- 22:23Speaker 4: wee bass.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Like, uh no, nigga's just smarter than you, sweety.
- 22:27Speaker 2: At one point we going with that, Gates called him
- 22:30Speaker 2: a cock bag like this cockbag okay.
- 22:34Speaker 1: Like this niggas is an idiot.
- 22:35Speaker 6: That's how you know someone's cooked when they start bringing
- 22:37Speaker 6: When they start bringing somebody starts insulting you for no
- 22:40Speaker 6: reason at all.
- 22:40Speaker 1: You never really even insulted them.
- 22:42Speaker 5: And it's like, hey man, we're talking science especially.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Yeah, it's threatening violence and making bad jokes. He went
- 22:49Speaker 2: through middle he went through like grade school mocking.
- 22:51Speaker 1: Yeah, magnet, I like brother. That that was. That was
- 22:57Speaker 1: That was probably the highlight today watching that video. Was
- 23:03Speaker 1: that niggas idiot an idiot.
- 23:06Speaker 5: Oh Mike, you went on a trip.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Oh I was.
- 23:11Speaker 2: I did, making sure, but real quick before I'm sorry,
- 23:14Speaker 2: but yeah. Payreon also cop the merch. We got a
- 23:22Speaker 2: new merch out, cop the merch go on our website.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Cop that also cop the quotables merch. That's a new
- 23:28Speaker 2: sub search sub section of merged that we have that
- 23:31Speaker 2: features various famous quotes from our podcast Run.
- 23:37Speaker 5: From the Discord.
- 23:38Speaker 6: If you want to have something added to a shirt
- 23:41Speaker 6: added to the Discord Quotable section.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Go that quotables channel and then vote for quote Mike
- 23:47Speaker 2: made made.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Into a T shirt.
- 23:49Speaker 5: You might say it's funny enough.
- 23:51Speaker 4: Listen, if Q thinks it's a bible chance to make
- 23:54Speaker 4: more than zero.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Sense, he will do it. Just cant make money. Gonna
- 24:00Speaker 1: sell it. I'm gonna sell it. Will it be bought.
- 24:03Speaker 1: I will sell it.
- 24:04Speaker 4: So you know, choot for the moon. You might end
- 24:08Speaker 4: up been a teacher with uh dirty.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Words on it.
- 24:12Speaker 4: Funny words, fun words, dirty words strung together to make
- 24:16Speaker 4: a fun hilarious quote.
- 24:18Speaker 1: But dirty, noneth.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Less, not always dirty, not always dirty. I want to
- 24:23Speaker 2: see how many people buy the uh. I can't talk
- 24:26Speaker 2: to my parents.
- 24:28Speaker 1: That's gonna be hot. I need that one.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Yeah, it's either that one or the burn the cigarette.
- 24:37Speaker 6: You gotta burn a cigarette, like what Anyone who doesn't know,
- 24:43Speaker 6: they'd be like, what the hell is this?
- 24:44Speaker 1: Just sometimes you got crette? What are you stand for?
- 24:50Speaker 1: You have problems?
- 24:51Speaker 5: Sometimes you gotta cut somebody off to relax.
- 24:54Speaker 1: That's what. No, that's I that's that's what it's saying.
- 25:01Speaker 2: So yes, I I went to New Orleans know Ledge
- 25:10Speaker 2: Knowledge this weekend. Uhh yeah, it was very listen, it
- 25:15Speaker 2: was a good time, good good time. I'm gonna start
- 25:19Speaker 2: off really quick with a quick apology to one Zion Williamson.
- 25:25Speaker 2: I apologize for every bad thing I ever said about
- 25:29Speaker 2: that young man. Every most bad things about that young man,
- 25:34Speaker 2: most of the things having relating having relation to being
- 25:38Speaker 2: in shape and not eating eating right because that damn
- 25:43Speaker 2: city is the city to eat unhealthy and the food
- 25:49Speaker 2: down there is so.
- 25:52Speaker 4: God damn good mm hmmm, mother fucking good.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Man. I can't I ate it all, can it?
- 26:02Speaker 5: Did you have fish?
- 26:05Speaker 1: No? I mean I don't even see food. Oh yeah,
- 26:08Speaker 1: so I missed out.
- 26:10Speaker 5: M same ship.
- 26:11Speaker 7: I'll tell you you're not missing out. I know you're not,
- 26:13Speaker 7: but it's the same. Yeah, they're both bugs of the sea.
- 26:17Speaker 2: So the thing about the shrimp is they have this
- 26:19Speaker 2: thing called barbecue shrimp and it's not what you immediately.
- 26:23Speaker 5: Think, okay, because sas shrimp.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Yeah, but the barbecue shrimp there is like it's literally
- 26:28Speaker 2: just the shrimp.
- 26:30Speaker 1: They pulled it out the ocean.
- 26:33Speaker 5: There it is.
- 26:34Speaker 6: Oh they put it, didn't peel it, didn't do it.
- 26:36Speaker 1: I don't peel it.
- 26:36Speaker 2: They don't have the legs and the polers all that ship.
- 26:40Speaker 2: I'm like, I hate no, I don't want that. So
- 26:43Speaker 2: you know, that's like whatever. But the Beignets mm hm
- 26:50Speaker 2: oh them goddamn bens. Now think of a uh Zeppelese
- 26:55Speaker 2: times a billion. Okay, Biggie thinks to fall sleep, things
- 27:00Speaker 2: that been Zeppeese are better.
- 27:03Speaker 1: I think that's her feeble new York.
- 27:06Speaker 6: Mind, it's her Italian heritage, her deep Italian bride.
- 27:13Speaker 5: What's what's it?
- 27:13Speaker 1: What's that? Fried dog? Pretty much a.
- 27:21Speaker 6: Dessert hush puppy mm hmmind not a not cornbread but sure.
- 27:26Speaker 5: But it's just just the concept of it.
- 27:28Speaker 1: It's like funnel cake, but like, yeah, a circle of
- 27:31Speaker 1: funnel caickball.
- 27:32Speaker 7: Funnel kickball with with layers with powdered sugar. Fucking And
- 27:43Speaker 7: what does she compare? Those two say that they.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Were police better than Bennye's.
- 27:48Speaker 5: What's it? Now? What's that?
- 27:50Speaker 1: The same thing as what I'm talking about?
- 27:52Speaker 5: Yeah, what is that?
- 27:53Speaker 1: Zeppese is kind of the same thing, but what one
- 27:57Speaker 1: is French?
- 27:57Speaker 2: One is Italian man essentially like but it's baddy.
- 28:03Speaker 5: But they both made the same fried balls.
- 28:05Speaker 6: I would assume, Oh no, it's like this fried pastry.
- 28:08Speaker 6: The Begnet's they weren't a ball, right, they were like a.
- 28:11Speaker 4: It's like a block, like a block, like a block
- 28:15Speaker 4: pocket type thing.
- 28:17Speaker 2: But it's like I don't know how they make it
- 28:20Speaker 2: where it's like layers in it, but damn those layers.
- 28:26Speaker 7: So that's like as lost for words without the feeling, right, Sure,
- 28:32Speaker 7: but I like it's better layered. Yeah, because you like
- 28:37Speaker 7: the pastry sheets, you just layered up and you cut
- 28:39Speaker 7: it and that's how you get the flakes.
- 28:40Speaker 2: Yes, I guess so like the layers inside flaking its outside.
- 28:44Speaker 1: But yes, you're on the right track. Yeah.
- 28:47Speaker 2: Man, it's all the food. I don't know how they make.
- 28:52Speaker 2: I really have no words. It's delicious everything, bro I had,
- 28:58Speaker 2: I had so much steak I had.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know.
- 29:02Speaker 5: You're a big steak guy.
- 29:04Speaker 2: I like, you know, I'm not in it for like
- 29:06Speaker 2: the snowdiness of it, like curious, like like you want
- 29:10Speaker 2: to say in Q two Q Like I'm not like cury,
- 29:15Speaker 2: Like I'm not like those.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Guys, but I like just I'm just in it for
- 29:18Speaker 1: the taste.
- 29:19Speaker 5: I want to seven wag top.
- 29:21Speaker 6: I don't mean their dominant sense people.
- 29:23Speaker 1: I don't need the cow's birth certificate. I don't.
- 29:26Speaker 2: I don't know what you did with it beforehand, honestly,
- 29:30Speaker 2: as all as it tastes good when it's done.
- 29:32Speaker 5: How many acorns did this count?
- 29:34Speaker 1: Eat?
- 29:35Speaker 9: Like?
- 29:36Speaker 1: How was it relationship with his parents?
- 29:38Speaker 5: You said that.
- 29:40Speaker 1: My boy? He said he had a two hundred ninety
- 29:42Speaker 1: out of steak. Yeah, I don't know.
- 29:46Speaker 2: I don't give a I don't know about Like, no,
- 29:49Speaker 2: I don't get whatever it takes to get a steak, Like, like,
- 29:54Speaker 2: what do you It can't taste that much better?
- 29:59Speaker 1: M it can't.
- 30:02Speaker 6: Wasn't waggone?
- 30:04Speaker 1: Well?
- 30:05Speaker 5: No, was that wagoon?
- 30:05Speaker 1: Yes?
- 30:06Speaker 6: Okay, maybe two hundred and ninety, Mike, you need to
- 30:10Speaker 6: have wago.
- 30:10Speaker 1: And there's a car payment.
- 30:12Speaker 5: You'll see there's two car payments.
- 30:14Speaker 1: I mean, well, I have a car payment. I mean
- 30:16Speaker 1: I'm about to have a car payment. How much is
- 30:18Speaker 1: your car payment? Nigga drive some car payments just like
- 30:20Speaker 1: five of dolls. I'm not mine. I'm about to say,
- 30:23Speaker 1: you gotta find.
- 30:24Speaker 4: A corporate.
- 30:26Speaker 5: Well, you you're rich rich.
- 30:28Speaker 3: I'm not.
- 30:29Speaker 1: That's why that. I'm not not why I'm not.
- 30:32Speaker 2: You have a five car But yeah, the food was
- 30:34Speaker 2: really good. We went at this this one place called
- 30:38Speaker 2: bear Cat CBD.
- 30:40Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
- 30:41Speaker 6: I saw that and I thought it was a weed place.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Like No, I thought so too. I was like, is
- 30:45Speaker 1: this place infused? Let's go, But CBD means central business district.
- 30:49Speaker 5: I saw they knew what they were doing.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Yeah, they knew what they were doing false avertime.
- 30:54Speaker 2: But nigga, that when I tell you that is the
- 30:59Speaker 2: hands down the best breakfast I've ever had in my
- 31:02Speaker 2: black ass life. Better than house, but by a fucking
- 31:07Speaker 2: country mid No breakfast in my life comes close to
- 31:12Speaker 2: that place. We went twice, that's how good this place was.
- 31:16Speaker 2: And on top of that.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Everything is so cheap down there.
- 31:23Speaker 7: Everything is cheaper down South, I know, but like just
- 31:27Speaker 7: living in an experience is Jesus Christ?
- 31:30Speaker 2: Like, how much would you think of Like if we
- 31:32Speaker 2: went to a brunch place and you asked for like
- 31:34Speaker 2: a bacon, egg and cheese biscuits, how much you think
- 31:36Speaker 2: they would.
- 31:37Speaker 5: Is it a sit down place?
- 31:38Speaker 7: Yeah, and I got a bacon, egg and cheese probably
- 31:42Speaker 7: like let's say eleven twelve.
- 31:44Speaker 1: I was gonna say eleven six dollars.
- 31:47Speaker 7: Okay, Hey, that's that's down South, bro, your money six
- 31:50Speaker 7: dollars and is the best bacon, egg and cheese biscuit
- 31:53Speaker 7: I've ever had in my fucking life.
- 31:54Speaker 5: Your money go long down South, man.
- 31:56Speaker 2: That's some of the best eggs, best bacon, best biscuits,
- 32:00Speaker 2: it's best best cheese.
- 32:03Speaker 4: No cheese is cool, but some of the best coffee.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Cheese was actually the weakest part of the sandwich. I don't
- 32:11Speaker 1: know are you guys big coffee drinkers? I am what
- 32:14Speaker 1: I want to be. I haven't really been drinking.
- 32:15Speaker 5: Coffee is so nasty.
- 32:16Speaker 2: They put me on something there at that place where
- 32:18Speaker 2: you sweeten coffee with maple syrup instead of sugar.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Mm.
- 32:22Speaker 6: That sounds Canadian, very very Canadian.
- 32:25Speaker 2: Very interesting taste, very nice, like extra, like gave it
- 32:28Speaker 2: a nice, extra breakfast vibe.
- 32:31Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this is nice.
- 32:32Speaker 1: This is refreshing. I never had that. I had a
- 32:35Speaker 1: fucking breakfast steak and egg and cheesea.
- 32:38Speaker 5: My coffee and.
- 32:44Speaker 1: So good man. Everybody's so nice. People are so nice
- 32:47Speaker 1: down there. Every accident, every Uber driver was a nice person. Black, white.
- 32:52Speaker 1: They all sound the goddamn saying. The white people sound
- 32:56Speaker 1: like straight ne Gorordians down there. But that's just accent.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Say that is my favorite accent by far. That's a
- 33:03Speaker 1: good one.
- 33:04Speaker 7: You ever see the the TikTok or Instagram video where
- 33:07Speaker 7: like there was on like that little video chat ship
- 33:10Speaker 7: on the Internet and there was an older white guy
- 33:12Speaker 7: and like a gay black kid and the white guy
- 33:15Speaker 7: was like, hey, what's going on? Gay? And the gay
- 33:17Speaker 7: black kid was like, don't act black, that's gonna piss
- 33:20Speaker 7: me off, and he was like, don't act like a female.
- 33:22Speaker 5: That's gonna piss me out.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Wow on Facebook, Nah, that sh was funny.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Facebook.
- 33:33Speaker 5: That wasn't Facebook.
- 33:35Speaker 1: That sounds like a Facebook.
- 33:36Speaker 7: No, it's because the guy was from down south. So
- 33:40Speaker 7: he just got that down like he just got that twang.
- 33:42Speaker 7: He was like, look at your acting all presidency ship.
- 33:45Speaker 5: That's like something I saw.
- 33:46Speaker 6: There's a black dude that had his hair dyed. No,
- 33:52Speaker 6: I'm not gonna tell that. I'll tell you later. I'll
- 33:54Speaker 6: tell you later.
- 33:55Speaker 5: It was a.
- 33:58Speaker 6: Something have you've seen the men know what I'm talking about.
- 34:01Speaker 6: Someone was complaining about him dying his hair, saying that
- 34:04Speaker 6: he wanted to be white.
- 34:05Speaker 1: But this other person they had something else to say else.
- 34:12Speaker 6: It would also apply to that.
- 34:15Speaker 2: We're looking at this. Yeah, but yeah, I had I
- 34:21Speaker 2: had a really nice time. The flights were cool.
- 34:26Speaker 5: The flights were cool.
- 34:28Speaker 1: You're welcome, Corey, that's just for you.
- 34:31Speaker 2: He's like, oh good, Yeah, I forgot to sit on
- 34:34Speaker 2: the flights on the way back. But the way on
- 34:36Speaker 2: the way back was mad delays brouh because we had
- 34:39Speaker 2: to go from New Orleans to Atlanta. That took an
- 34:42Speaker 2: hour and that was fine. But I guess these niggas
- 34:46Speaker 2: the scanners for the air traffic Control and Atlanta went
- 34:49Speaker 2: out for like forty forty five minutes, so mad planes
- 34:53Speaker 2: couldn't take off or leave. So by the time it
- 34:56Speaker 2: was time for us to board and leave, they were
- 34:58Speaker 2: like we were like thirteenth and line to get on
- 35:01Speaker 2: the runway, and then twenty fifth.
- 35:03Speaker 1: In line to take off. Jesus, yes, and then something
- 35:05Speaker 1: went wrong with the plane, like the water pump wasn't working,
- 35:09Speaker 1: and something of the turbox was wrong. Jesus. I'm like,
- 35:14Speaker 1: I'm sitting there this whole time, like the pilots making
- 35:17Speaker 1: these and I was I'm fucking sleep. I'm sleep.
- 35:20Speaker 2: My Erica is just freaking out like she she she
- 35:24Speaker 2: did something real nasty.
- 35:26Speaker 1: I want you to see how nasty it is.
- 35:28Speaker 2: I guess she was nervous about hearing all these announcements
- 35:32Speaker 2: and I'm sleep, so I don't hear these announcements.
- 35:35Speaker 4: So she wakes me up.
- 35:38Speaker 2: So I can hear these announcements too, So I so
- 35:40Speaker 2: I guess she had somebody to panic with.
- 35:44Speaker 1: That's why you gotta you gotta put her headphones in it.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Just I'm like, yeah, let me hear it. Let me,
- 35:50Speaker 1: let me, let me live in ignorant bliss.
- 35:54Speaker 5: She wanted you to know, she said, Nah.
- 35:56Speaker 1: I don't need to know. I want to be sleep.
- 36:00Speaker 1: We're away three in the morning, get on this god
- 36:01Speaker 1: damn plane.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Yeah, but but it was a very very good time.
- 36:07Speaker 2: Glad to have done that, nice kind of spur of
- 36:11Speaker 2: the moment. Not really greatly playing trip Bourbon Bourbon she
- 36:16Speaker 2: was great, Uh, hand grenade, Yeah, every penny right, Yeah,
- 36:24Speaker 2: I think I think it's serious.
- 36:26Speaker 1: I know. Once I got to the end, I was like, oh,
- 36:29Speaker 1: you're not a heavy drinker.
- 36:30Speaker 2: No, no, no, Weed's not league on Louisiana. Big L
- 36:34Speaker 2: for Louisiana, the state. Louisian weed is not legal there.
- 36:37Speaker 1: Big L for them down there, Big al for the
- 36:39Speaker 1: crawl dad. Boys.
- 36:41Speaker 2: Also, don't ask me how, No, don't ask me how. Somehow,
- 36:47Speaker 2: someway in this vacation, I managed to accidentally. I don't
- 36:51Speaker 2: know how it got to porn hub, but porn hub
- 36:54Speaker 2: is definitely illegal down there, and legal illegal. Well, you
- 36:59Speaker 2: gotta have you got to show your like you got
- 37:01Speaker 2: to prove your your identity like age before you can
- 37:05Speaker 2: like even log on.
- 37:07Speaker 5: How do you prove it?
- 37:08Speaker 1: I guess you gotta do some type of ID verification thing.
- 37:12Speaker 7: We're we're asking the wrong questions here. How do you
- 37:15Speaker 7: actually end up on porn hub?
- 37:17Speaker 2: I don't know, I forget where it was. I think
- 37:19Speaker 2: I probably clicked the link on Twitter or something, okay,
- 37:22Speaker 2: or like one.
- 37:22Speaker 1: Of these one of these okay, fair enough, but you
- 37:25Speaker 1: know it said. Look, it says you gotta verify your age.
- 37:30Speaker 7: With like, hey man, they want to make sure the
- 37:31Speaker 7: picture your ID, make sure a picture of your ID.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too much.
- 37:37Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, there's a couple of states that are
- 37:40Speaker 7: strict with porn on internet.
- 37:44Speaker 6: It's a relatively new law for Louisiana.
- 37:46Speaker 5: They're trying to keep you no kids innocent.
- 37:49Speaker 7: Now, granted, they could just go to Twitter, Twitter, Twitter,
- 37:51Speaker 7: ready and watch all the point they want Twitter.
- 37:53Speaker 1: Reddit, TikTok, TikTok porn.
- 37:58Speaker 2: It's very it gets very Joseph TikTok okay suggesting it
- 38:03Speaker 2: does need beating off.
- 38:05Speaker 5: The suggestions.
- 38:07Speaker 2: I've seen the chick on TikTok, like you know how
- 38:09Speaker 2: they look like she's like bent over reading a book
- 38:12Speaker 2: and like she's like moving so it looks like she's
- 38:14Speaker 2: getting her cheek clap as she's reading a book.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Nah, I fys are very different.
- 38:18Speaker 5: That's not on my page.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Well, yeah, well I've seen that. I don't even know
- 38:23Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I get comedy and music, freak
- 38:26Speaker 1: boy cats and funny stuff. Yours is the capitations, you know,
- 38:34Speaker 1: my films exactly?
- 38:36Speaker 5: That was? That was?
- 38:37Speaker 1: That was twitter al rhythm.
- 38:38Speaker 5: It's crazy.
- 38:39Speaker 1: You want to see this girl died Twitter down? I
- 38:44Speaker 1: still get those here and there. You're you're your fucking
- 38:46Speaker 1: twitter is, I mean, your TikTok is? Uh?
- 38:48Speaker 7: What was the empty the MTV TV show where motherfucker's
- 38:51Speaker 7: falling and breaking scars?
- 38:53Speaker 1: You're that that's your ship people falling and breaking my Instagram?
- 38:57Speaker 8: That's that's all the skaters skate you know Hall of
- 39:00Speaker 8: Meat is follow all of Meat.
- 39:03Speaker 5: Everybody knows Hall of Meat.
- 39:05Speaker 1: You remember that? What's that? What was that show on MTV? Scarred?
- 39:08Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you a part of this podcast?
- 39:13Speaker 1: I heard scar but I wasn't sure. What's the show
- 39:16Speaker 1: on m t V?
- 39:18Speaker 5: Just asked the same question. I just asked, like, just the.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Conversation gets a little faster, man, Okay, all right.
- 39:26Speaker 6: Like it's Louisiana is you're talking a little too.
- 39:32Speaker 1: The other drawn I had.
- 39:34Speaker 5: I had made some possum for Thanksgiving.
- 39:37Speaker 1: Took your clues by with the.
- 39:42Speaker 2: Squirrel, took the cloes off, like clothes off squirrel, like
- 39:48Speaker 2: squirrel carcass.
- 39:49Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, what are you doing? Bro?
- 39:52Speaker 5: He brought some ship into the locker room. I had
- 39:53Speaker 5: the fucking mediate people tasted.
- 39:55Speaker 1: They was trying to dally good right that Nigga had
- 39:59Speaker 1: rap cool.
- 40:00Speaker 2: He was like, I don't really need that bell peppers
- 40:02Speaker 2: and stuff that's too exotic, and then pulls out a
- 40:05Speaker 2: fucking raccoon.
- 40:07Speaker 1: I'm like, Nigga, yeah.
- 40:10Speaker 6: You see, he has raccoon in his backyard. He doesn't
- 40:12Speaker 6: have any bell peppers.
- 40:14Speaker 1: He said, fucking peppers is too exactly exotic.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Bell peppers get it in every shot, right, every picking,
- 40:21Speaker 2: every pig, piggy wiggly.
- 40:26Speaker 1: I didn't mean it, you know.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Tariokey Poppy came back, Terarioky Poppy on TikTok, the Asian dude.
- 40:33Speaker 1: You never seen it before.
- 40:35Speaker 2: No Nigga would come back when TikTok bastard, the one
- 40:40Speaker 2: that the dude would be like he hasn't made a video.
- 40:42Speaker 1: And like you don't get five years. The one that
- 40:45Speaker 1: was like the doctor. Yeah, going to the doctor with
- 40:48Speaker 1: your mom.
- 40:52Speaker 2: Ain't got no bitches what Yeah, that's terrible.
- 40:57Speaker 1: In jail something, I'll really be messing all.
- 40:59Speaker 5: I have no clue with Teryocy Poppy.
- 41:01Speaker 2: He's like that said, I mean TikTok, Like yeah, he.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Started that kid. He started like he was on it
- 41:11Speaker 1: heavy during the during COVID. Yeah, he had on his
- 41:16Speaker 1: back and then he just he literally disappeared five years.
- 41:19Speaker 1: He just came back.
- 41:21Speaker 5: He made like a little short. Uh it looks like
- 41:24Speaker 5: a short film.
- 41:25Speaker 6: There's a longer video compared to his other.
- 41:27Speaker 1: Talking about this one, Yeah so long. That was just
- 41:32Speaker 1: an actual video. Yeah, was like a skip.
- 41:34Speaker 5: Okay, but it's just a lot longer.
- 41:36Speaker 2: Bro came back and decided to drop a movie. Yeah, exactly,
- 41:40Speaker 2: like just out of nowhere.
- 41:42Speaker 5: That's why I've been busy for five years.
- 41:44Speaker 1: I'm making that.
- 41:44Speaker 5: He was writing it, directing it, producing it.
- 41:47Speaker 1: That is literally a five minute video. I'll definitely watch
- 41:51Speaker 1: that later.
- 41:51Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, that that that's good.
- 41:56Speaker 5: Els. I went to an Equals game.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Yeah, to the Eagles game. That was lit Bro, So
- 42:03Speaker 1: shout out keV. keV always got to hook up for tickets.
- 42:06Speaker 8: Apparently somebody like that says behind them couldn't make it
- 42:09Speaker 8: to the game, so I bought their ticket tailgating. Ended
- 42:14Speaker 8: up tailgating with this random ass Italian family like Kev's
- 42:21Speaker 8: like cousin in law, knew one guy over there or
- 42:24Speaker 8: something like that.
- 42:26Speaker 1: South Philly Italians.
- 42:27Speaker 2: Bro.
- 42:27Speaker 1: As soon as we got over there, they were like,
- 42:29Speaker 1: you guys.
- 42:29Speaker 8: Are gonna eat, You're gonna drink, Okay, that was really
- 42:32Speaker 8: no question, like you're gonna eat, like and every time
- 42:35Speaker 8: like they saw us, like if we didn't have something
- 42:38Speaker 8: in our hands, like yo, come come get these meatballs
- 42:41Speaker 8: right now, like we have to Eat're.
- 42:45Speaker 5: Not going hungry around here.
- 42:46Speaker 1: The food was good.
- 42:47Speaker 4: You might get a little racism.
- 42:49Speaker 2: But you didn't get done that Eagles fans, so it's
- 42:53Speaker 2: like the racist is is Eagle.
- 42:55Speaker 1: You have some drives girls exactly. But yeah, the food
- 43:00Speaker 1: was good. They had They gave us a hot tidy.
- 43:03Speaker 1: Anybody had a hot toddy?
- 43:04Speaker 6: Yeah, Like it was an Apple SI, Yeah, applesider with
- 43:08Speaker 6: the which.
- 43:09Speaker 8: Appleside with liquor in it. But it was like an
- 43:11Speaker 8: apple liquor fire Crown Apple.
- 43:15Speaker 1: No, it was some apple ship I've never seen before.
- 43:18Speaker 5: Some Italian apple.
- 43:19Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really good. Uh, yeah, made it to
- 43:22Speaker 1: the game. It was one. I'm trying to think of
- 43:26Speaker 1: what else happened.
- 43:27Speaker 7: What I'm saying between Jordan Love and being asked and
- 43:30Speaker 7: the referees being on your.
- 43:31Speaker 2: Side, the referee on our side, I don't think they
- 43:36Speaker 2: It was bad calls on both sides.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Yeah, it was more on your side though, No, it wasn't.
- 43:40Speaker 1: I don't think it was at all. It was bad side,
- 43:42Speaker 1: bad calls on both sides.
- 43:45Speaker 5: Now, I just have one question.
- 43:47Speaker 7: The game was already over by this point, but this
- 43:49Speaker 7: was the last bullshit thing that the referee.
- 43:51Speaker 5: Didn't call the defensives that.
- 43:53Speaker 7: Last I was strange that last pick that was a
- 43:56Speaker 7: smooth I couldn't see that.
- 43:59Speaker 4: I always I.
- 44:00Speaker 6: Was like, exactly like the ball he was in the
- 44:04Speaker 6: end zone. Yeah, he's in the end zone. Ball just
- 44:07Speaker 6: like tackled him, stopped him from getting the ball, and
- 44:09Speaker 6: dude's trying to get back to the ball. He's just
- 44:11Speaker 6: facing him, stopping him from that.
- 44:14Speaker 5: I'm like, game was over. Yeah, the game was over
- 44:16Speaker 5: at that point.
- 44:16Speaker 7: But then I also know that there was a what
- 44:20Speaker 7: was it a unnecessary roughness in that same quarter on
- 44:23Speaker 7: the sideline that even because I was listening to Eagles
- 44:25Speaker 7: radio as I was leaving work, and it was like, yeah,
- 44:28Speaker 7: that was going against the Eagles.
- 44:30Speaker 1: We probably be pissed about that because that wasn't when
- 44:32Speaker 1: somebody hit out of bounds, right.
- 44:33Speaker 6: Yeah, it was one where it was tagging, but it
- 44:39Speaker 6: was contact and then he kind of pushed him a
- 44:41Speaker 6: little extra.
- 44:43Speaker 1: That was he was out of bound.
- 44:46Speaker 8: I think it was. It was at the end of
- 44:48Speaker 8: the game. What's towards the end and then we got
- 44:50Speaker 8: the first down.
- 44:51Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was definitely at the end of the game.
- 44:53Speaker 2: It was I mean it was over at that it
- 44:56Speaker 2: wasn't over yet, but that stilling was frustrated and it
- 44:59Speaker 2: was like it was a frustrating thing, like you can't yeah,
- 45:03Speaker 2: like you're away, bro, it's a playoff game.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Just don't do that. Like that's just The second one
- 45:07Speaker 1: was way more egregious.
- 45:09Speaker 5: Oh yeah, definitely, No, the second one was on purpose.
- 45:12Speaker 6: The first one was like I'm just trying to, you know,
- 45:14Speaker 6: set the tone like we can still come back.
- 45:16Speaker 7: But the other one, Yeah, that that second one where
- 45:20Speaker 7: it was stupid because the.
- 45:21Speaker 5: Wish was blown.
- 45:22Speaker 6: You're in the backfield, like everyone sees you.
- 45:25Speaker 1: It's third down and you just gave him first down.
- 45:27Speaker 1: You know it was bad when Tom Brady was like,
- 45:29Speaker 1: you can't.
- 45:29Speaker 8: Do that's certain ship you can't do like it wasn't
- 45:36Speaker 8: a lot, but just stupid that Jayalen Carter was.
- 45:39Speaker 1: Like, why would you do that? Crash out, crash out
- 45:42Speaker 1: things or do you know you used to do that
- 45:43Speaker 1: a lot. Derek Barnett, Oh God, thank you, he's doing
- 45:47Speaker 1: it like that. I think it was.
- 45:50Speaker 6: I gotta defend Jordan Love real quick. Top three receivers
- 45:53Speaker 6: are at top three receivers are out, So what are
- 45:56Speaker 6: you really?
- 45:56Speaker 7: I don't care that man Love throwing the ball in
- 45:58Speaker 7: double coverage. You gotta to do something yours. It's the playoffs.
- 46:02Speaker 7: What are you supposed to do?
- 46:03Speaker 1: You're throwing it hoping there's a passing appearance.
- 46:06Speaker 5: Scramble run.
- 46:07Speaker 1: I don't know. He's not really like that. He and
- 46:10Speaker 1: he's recovering from a knee injury.
- 46:11Speaker 7: Yeah that's true, but I'm like, my god, how much
- 46:13Speaker 7: are you gonna throw the ball in the double coverage?
- 46:15Speaker 8: Whatever what happens with the I couldn't hear what happened
- 46:18Speaker 8: with the one receiver that was laying the end zone
- 46:19Speaker 8: Maroo Dobbs. Did they ever said, I have no clue
- 46:21Speaker 8: because they had that he was laying down forever bro
- 46:24Speaker 8: like he.
- 46:25Speaker 5: Had he had the padded helmet on, something like you
- 46:28Speaker 5: got a concussion.
- 46:29Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he had a concussion because from that
- 46:32Speaker 6: it had looked like he hit the ground out even
- 46:34Speaker 6: like he has his head on the ground.
- 46:35Speaker 1: I'm saying it was in the end zone that was closer.
- 46:38Speaker 5: To it, and said, apparent head injury.
- 46:40Speaker 2: Really, and he had on the padded help, that's why
- 46:43Speaker 2: he had the helmet because he had he's uh susceptible.
- 46:48Speaker 6: They said, yeah, you definitely need this motherfucker.
- 46:52Speaker 1: Loose bwinging the whole nigga took that helmet right to
- 46:59Speaker 1: the fucking arm. Wow, yeah, I said. And then yeah,
- 47:03Speaker 1: I was like, damn, Nick, well he broke it.
- 47:06Speaker 5: No, he's just like tackles.
- 47:07Speaker 1: You got to say by Nolan Smith right now, the
- 47:10Speaker 1: old lineman for the Packers. I didn't there's a replay, Yeah,
- 47:14Speaker 1: the game. He doesn't see anything that ship like nasty.
- 47:18Speaker 1: That's what happened him.
- 47:19Speaker 5: He woke over with the bruise off or no, no,
- 47:22Speaker 5: he walked off.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Okay, when dude, somebody I know somebody got carted.
- 47:25Speaker 5: Off two people got carted off.
- 47:28Speaker 1: Niggas getting hurt left and right in that game. Yeah,
- 47:31Speaker 1: a lot of injuries.
- 47:32Speaker 2: Shouting to Kobe Dean, Yeah, and Kobe tourist tell's team's
- 47:38Speaker 2: he's probably not gonna play again until next.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Year twenty six. Sure might. He might miss next year
- 47:44Speaker 1: getting hurt this like he's and it sucks. That's that's
- 47:48Speaker 1: what sucks. Really, he's not going to be back normal too.
- 47:51Speaker 5: So yeahwere go Rams?
- 47:54Speaker 1: Who is the game over?
- 47:56Speaker 8: It's definitely it's not over yet, but it's not over,
- 47:58Speaker 8: but it's game will Rams the crowd over?
- 48:00Speaker 1: Yeah? Alright, So Saturday were gonna pipe the Rams.
- 48:05Speaker 5: And on to the and then after that and the
- 48:10Speaker 5: Lions if you make it past the Rams.
- 48:13Speaker 1: You don't want to root for the team in your division, nigga. No.
- 48:16Speaker 5: The only team I would roof on this division Goal Commanders.
- 48:19Speaker 1: The root for them.
- 48:20Speaker 7: Okay, but I'm going for every team against you. I
- 48:23Speaker 7: want to make sure y'all lose. I want everything Affilly
- 48:25Speaker 7: to burn one. You know why because everything I said
- 48:30Speaker 7: that before got there.
- 48:31Speaker 1: So I was like this before.
- 48:35Speaker 4: You were not this passionate, passionate.
- 48:41Speaker 1: It's different, passionate, Michael. You was at my house. I
- 48:44Speaker 1: know different.
- 48:45Speaker 5: You said I will never go again because I was
- 48:47Speaker 5: talking Ship the whole game.
- 48:49Speaker 2: I was because you're it was. It wasn't conducive to
- 48:54Speaker 2: watching the game had nothing to do with you.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Everybody was going to the uncle. Who the big dude
- 49:02Speaker 1: that was there?
- 49:03Speaker 5: I got big people.
- 49:04Speaker 1: I know it was either one of your uncles or cousins.
- 49:07Speaker 2: And then just the litany of light skinned children running around,
- 49:11Speaker 2: and then the TV is being lost tender and I'm here,
- 49:14Speaker 2: niggas go in the other room and I don't know.
- 49:17Speaker 1: What the fun is going on.
- 49:18Speaker 2: We got that fixed and everything, well, Ship, it wasn't
- 49:21Speaker 2: fixed then, So all those things together, you were probably
- 49:25Speaker 2: the bottom of the bottom of the list of things.
- 49:27Speaker 1: And No, I've always been passionate about Philly sports sucking.
- 49:30Speaker 5: This is a different brand of negativity.
- 49:31Speaker 1: It's a different flavor. It's a little bit more to it.
- 49:35Speaker 5: I always want the city to burn, except for the Sixers. Actually,
- 49:37Speaker 5: like root for the Sixers, but why.
- 49:39Speaker 7: We're we're the worst ones out of all of them.
- 49:41Speaker 7: Well just just just just out of the sports in Philly.
- 49:44Speaker 7: Like I'm a basketball guy, so like I rooted for
- 49:47Speaker 7: the Sixers before you ever you ever.
- 49:49Speaker 1: See me root for the youths ever?
- 49:52Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess. Yeah.
- 49:55Speaker 7: You can give two funks about the Flyers or the Phillies,
- 49:58Speaker 7: but he gos about hockey.
- 50:01Speaker 1: Well, hockey fans, hockey, the hockey fans, hockey fans. Is
- 50:08Speaker 1: that a sport that's dying or no? It's pretty steady.
- 50:11Speaker 5: I think steady.
- 50:12Speaker 1: You're steady.
- 50:12Speaker 5: I think so.
- 50:13Speaker 1: I think it has not really is consistent. Like the
- 50:16Speaker 1: people who are in are in. Yeah, pretty much.
- 50:19Speaker 2: It was a lot of fans down in Tampa where
- 50:22Speaker 2: I was at because hockey. I don't think hockey really changes.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Like there's nothing that people are like, oh why.
- 50:27Speaker 5: They It's fast, it's aggressive, it's entertaining to watch and
- 50:31Speaker 5: go to. Yeah, I haven't been to a hockey game yet.
- 50:33Speaker 1: You want to?
- 50:34Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go to the hockey game.
- 50:36Speaker 7: All right, we've been the one already. We want Phantom
- 50:42Speaker 7: want to see No, we saw the Penguins. It was
- 50:45Speaker 7: the Penguins versus Fay.
- 50:49Speaker 1: We didn't for a school trip. That was the Phantom Penguins.
- 50:56Speaker 1: I promise you.
- 50:57Speaker 7: With the Penguins, okay, either way, because because I remember,
- 51:00Speaker 7: like I remember distinctly, there was a redheaded ginger girl,
- 51:05Speaker 7: same ship. Uh in my class, I remember her going,
- 51:21Speaker 7: why are you guys with it for the penguins.
- 51:23Speaker 1: We're here for the flyers. You said that, No, she
- 51:26Speaker 1: said that. I remember her saying that, you ginger bitch
- 51:38Speaker 1: to me Angela and shut up.
- 51:43Speaker 5: You know who I'm talking about. We only had one
- 51:45Speaker 5: red head.
- 51:45Speaker 7: Well, no, we had a couple, the one with the
- 51:47Speaker 7: jigging ship Ginger.
- 51:52Speaker 1: Yeah, come on in our grade. Yes, you know her
- 51:57Speaker 1: back hurt ginger attractive.
- 52:00Speaker 5: Jigg woos are just.
- 52:03Speaker 1: The jugga woogas were pristine. But everything else was, everything
- 52:06Speaker 1: else was.
- 52:07Speaker 2: You're gonna have to gonna pull up some footage because
- 52:10Speaker 2: I don't know those hurting I know exactly.
- 52:14Speaker 1: Okay, those are some woggers. Okay, yes, like the nerdy girl. Yeah,
- 52:20Speaker 1: oh my god, you niggas are you know, focusing? They
- 52:23Speaker 1: said the jiggers that they were were jugging. I don't
- 52:29Speaker 1: know what. You gotta focus on the pride those those No, No,
- 52:34Speaker 1: they were not, they were not.
- 52:37Speaker 10: No, they were not talking to stop it. She's she's
- 52:46Speaker 10: he's he's she's over Elsie's wait limit. She wasn't.
- 52:51Speaker 4: She was a bigger them is alone.
- 52:55Speaker 1: Alone is alone. Want to put her over the hold on.
- 52:58Speaker 1: I'm a finder, I'm a finder, but but yeah, I
- 53:01Speaker 1: keep going, this is so bad.
- 53:02Speaker 5: I don't know why we're doing this. Has an Instagram
- 53:06Speaker 5: or Facebook?
- 53:07Speaker 1: Facebook? Okay, I mean if Kingan finds it.
- 53:13Speaker 5: No, them things was them things, you know. Oh boy,
- 53:18Speaker 5: I'm telling you them things was perky, just.
- 53:24Speaker 1: The they were.
- 53:25Speaker 4: This is here she go got her.
- 53:30Speaker 1: Dangerously. I have to find that a more recent one.
- 53:32Speaker 1: Come let me confer. Let me make sure it's who
- 53:35Speaker 1: I'm you said, that's right.
- 53:41Speaker 5: See see she's hiding the joker. Wokan is in all
- 53:43Speaker 5: the photos. Everything is always everything is from the neck.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Up away like a personality. What a shame out there?
- 53:55Speaker 1: Put the meat in the window shop. I can't go
- 53:58Speaker 1: through the high school once because now put the meat
- 54:01Speaker 1: in the window at the deli market. There was never
- 54:04Speaker 1: a point in time. Yes, it was about what you
- 54:06Speaker 1: actually even had them out like there.
- 54:09Speaker 7: Was always every shirt you saw them. Okay, she got
- 54:13Speaker 7: a crew neck on it turned in to a V neck. Okay,
- 54:20Speaker 7: things was God them things?
- 54:25Speaker 1: Oh this is random. Let me see so so that's
- 54:30Speaker 1: that's that, that's that's her.
- 54:32Speaker 7: Now.
- 54:33Speaker 1: They were not down there in high school.
- 54:35Speaker 6: Down there, down there, down there, I mean, it's natural
- 54:40Speaker 6: down there women.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the way you said down there.
- 54:46Speaker 5: No, no, no it's not. It's not crazy.
- 54:48Speaker 1: Yeah, this is exactly who I thought you were talking
- 54:49Speaker 1: about exactly. They were. Yes, they were, Yes, they were.
- 54:56Speaker 1: They were gang banging, gang banging.
- 55:01Speaker 5: Shout out the smoky proper.
- 55:02Speaker 4: Look at those chids.
- 55:04Speaker 7: She was walking around the halls like an idle anime character.
- 55:12Speaker 1: She always okay, I'm not doing that, Okay, yeah I'm not.
- 55:16Speaker 1: That's I've never looked at that girl that way like that.
- 55:21Speaker 1: Oh I didn't either, but clearly you did. You can't.
- 55:25Speaker 1: You can'tnot be fine. That's like, that's like baby d No,
- 55:29Speaker 1: that's like baby had all that like seeing her To me,
- 55:32Speaker 1: it's like seeing an old lady with some big ass
- 55:34Speaker 1: c No, because they weren't like that. They were they
- 55:41Speaker 1: always were they were.
- 55:43Speaker 7: I swear to guy, I really want to go down
- 55:44Speaker 7: to the high school photos. But that's nast It must
- 55:46Speaker 7: be the first city.
- 55:47Speaker 1: It's not nasty.
- 55:48Speaker 5: It would have been that because I don't know how
- 55:49Speaker 5: old she is.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Signed we're saying age.
- 55:53Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm thirty two now looking at seventeen year
- 55:55Speaker 5: old titties.
- 55:55Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 55:56Speaker 2: Like if somebody went to high school was bad in
- 55:58Speaker 2: high school? Like, oh, she was bad in high school. Yeah, sure,
- 56:01Speaker 2: that's weird, that's face. But if I'm going.
- 56:05Speaker 1: Jores has some fat buds in high school, that's true.
- 56:09Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 56:10Speaker 5: It just feels weird.
- 56:13Speaker 7: It doesn't feel right, It doesn't feel doesn't feel right,
- 56:17Speaker 7: like the eighteen section on porn hub like this, that's
- 56:23Speaker 7: only weird if you make I've never typed in eighteen anything.
- 56:27Speaker 1: Yeah, but do we have any any other news with
- 56:31Speaker 1: the football while we're done? Uh? All right, cool? Justin
- 56:37Speaker 1: herberts a fraud, but will keep at that. Jordan loves
- 56:41Speaker 1: a fraud.
- 56:41Speaker 2: He's not really know that, niggas an. I don't want
- 56:46Speaker 2: to hear ship about Justin Herbert anymore.
- 56:49Speaker 1: Are the Chargers good bad? They should better than the Texans?
- 56:53Speaker 1: They should be why? Wow? Yeah?
- 56:55Speaker 5: Why not?
- 56:56Speaker 1: Who has better? They have a better defense?
- 56:59Speaker 4: They have what else?
- 57:01Speaker 1: Who has better? Legedly a better quarterback, who has better receivers?
- 57:07Speaker 1: Probably narrowly, what's narrowly, nigga? They have Nico Collins and
- 57:11Speaker 1: Stefan Diggs Digs not playing either way. They Jank Dell
- 57:15Speaker 1: was not playing. They don't have Nico Collins.
- 57:17Speaker 2: That's still better because Collins and whoever, Because tell me
- 57:20Speaker 2: who's the charges receiver.
- 57:22Speaker 1: Lad mcconkley, McConkie, Nico Collins. No, no, no, no, Ladd mcconchley, Nico.
- 57:30Speaker 1: I leave my arm high enough. Collins is like a
- 57:33Speaker 1: top seven receiver, like he's Nico Collins. Collins is like
- 57:40Speaker 1: that seven.
- 57:42Speaker 5: Yes, I'll say top ten, just seven.
- 57:46Speaker 1: You can say, all right, top ten, I'll say top seven.
- 57:48Speaker 8: I'll say top seven. I'm going seven. He probably is
- 57:51Speaker 8: number seven. Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson A. D.
- 57:54Speaker 1: Brown to kill no what sure?
- 57:59Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sure, Mike ro Saint Brown and do nothing
- 58:04Speaker 2: this seasons might be better than oh my fucking lord.
- 58:09Speaker 1: You don't know me this season. Okay season.
- 58:13Speaker 7: He's better than than to rekill re killing. Do ship
- 58:15Speaker 7: this Now he didn't have had to choose which was right.
- 58:19Speaker 1: Now, keep going Mike's classic tactic. Yeah yeah, class Higgins,
- 58:25Speaker 1: I'll take Higgins over. You're not t Higgins over Nico Collins. Okay, Higgins,
- 58:31Speaker 1: but come on now, Nico Collins, don't you stay? Don't
- 58:35Speaker 1: you did say the monte Man CD lamb.
- 58:39Speaker 5: Okay, I'll take that over T Higgins.
- 58:41Speaker 1: I'll allow it. No over T Higgins. Are you taking
- 58:44Speaker 1: CD lamb oversea over T Higgins? Yeah? Let me move,
- 58:48Speaker 1: let me move C the up my bad eye podjet
- 58:50Speaker 1: move CD up. Yeah.
- 58:53Speaker 5: Who else?
- 58:56Speaker 6: Mm hm Cook and the cool it's the fan Tigs,
- 59:00Speaker 6: not Stephan not in this year Collins.
- 59:06Speaker 1: The cool. Mm hmmm h m hmm.
- 59:11Speaker 5: Nico Collins had a very good year.
- 59:13Speaker 1: He was bawling, hooping, man scored a lot and he
- 59:17Speaker 1: was hurt.
- 59:18Speaker 7: Yes, he scored a lot of season though I think
- 59:21Speaker 7: he almost had touchdown every game.
- 59:23Speaker 5: Respect to Nico Collins, respect but.
- 59:26Speaker 7: I'll say top ten just be safe, all right, But
- 59:29Speaker 7: this season alone, that's fine, that's fine, Fine, that's fine.
- 59:34Speaker 2: But you know, Justin Herbert is allegedly in this Top
- 59:38Speaker 2: five Conversations that that people be saying all.
- 59:41Speaker 7: His receivers are normally hurt. Though every time he gets
- 59:43Speaker 7: the playoffs so late the season, his receivers are hurt.
- 59:45Speaker 7: So what do you want to quarter back to do
- 59:46Speaker 7: with no receivers?
- 59:47Speaker 2: And Quentin Johnson, I'm not saying his main receiver, well,
- 59:49Speaker 2: other than Glad mccackey, Quentin Johnston can't catch.
- 59:54Speaker 1: Yeah, nigga got no hand. Ken Allen still on the
- 59:56Speaker 1: chargers now he ain't got nobody.
- 59:59Speaker 2: I ship that's some top you're supposed to be top
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: five if you're no, if you're supposed to be a
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: top five quarterback, he will go like Lamar Josh Allen
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: Burrow they have good receivers, and then and then right there,
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: and they'd be like Justin Herbert, he's right next. And
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: when you're right there. I don't want to hear no
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: ship about you don't. But those are four picks.
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it. But I don't want
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: to hear those.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Other four head receivers though, better receivers.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: Mahomes Doane, Yeah, one that was the only person he
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: could throw to. Yeah, his second leading receiver was will Disley.
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: You and then after that it was Fisk. Isn't he
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: the full back?
- 1:00:46Speaker 8: He's a tight end, So so the next two lead
- 1:00:50Speaker 8: receivers are tight ends. I hear you A j Shark
- 1:00:53Speaker 8: only had one catch.
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: He saw him put up the what do you put up?
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: As soon as he got the soon the game.
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: On his story on his poling story, that's stupid. That's
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: just I don't care how legal it is. That just
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: looks that looked like he wasn't even.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: Wait to smoke this, Like what.
- 1:01:16Speaker 5: I dropped those passes just to get to this.
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: I have one question for you outside, so outside of
- 1:01:22Speaker 7: you know, the two projected.
- 1:01:25Speaker 5: Who do you think she went v?
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: P Lamar Jackson Lamar outside of the two like like
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: like sos like like, without without having outside influence, just
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: from this season, who do you think she went v?
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: P Lamar Jackson Lamarin sick one?
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: I don't think so.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: Who do you think Josh No? Who? What? Joe Burrow?
- 1:01:44Speaker 4: What?
- 1:01:44Speaker 5: That's not how it works?
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Keenan, No, they didn't even make the playoffs.
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: That's not his fault.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: That it is his fault.
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: No, it's not.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: He's on the teams. No, no, no, no. They were
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: asked in the beginning.
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: Hold on, he was asked, when you have was not good?
- 1:01:59Speaker 7: All you have multiple three hundred yard games, he wasn't
- 1:02:03Speaker 7: more plus touchdowns and you still lose.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: He wasn't good.
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: Look at his stats compare to everybody else.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: I get you, I get you.
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: I'm not blaming.
- 1:02:11Speaker 7: But now, of course you know the team record. But
- 1:02:14Speaker 7: if it's the most valuable player. Yeah, the first three
- 1:02:16Speaker 7: weeks he didn't have the season.
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: Michael, he did have a nice little stretch. Look at
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: his twenty eight three fifty six, three nine three sixty nine.
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: Nice stretch coming off an injury.
- 1:02:26Speaker 7: To look at them, look at the total season stats. Now, yes,
- 1:02:29Speaker 7: his team, his his defense was assd well. Unfortunately he
- 1:02:32Speaker 7: didn't lose those games. Unfortunately, that plays a part.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: Fortunately, Yeah, that's not fair, it's not it's not bad.
- 1:02:39Speaker 8: But we'll take Lamar off the Ravens. Are they still
- 1:02:41Speaker 8: this No, so he's the most valuable player.
- 1:02:44Speaker 5: They might just turn into the the Titans.
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: And then we are to look at the got better numbers.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: Then we gotta look at we alla look at what
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: value is, what's the what's your value? Your team ain't
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: doing ship and now it's you could have been who
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: throws more and who has the better receiver? Wait and
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow. It'll turn in the same thing
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: as Dak last year. Like you're you're having all these
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: like empty stats.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Because your defense. But again, so I just it should
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: literally go to the best player that season.
- 1:03:19Speaker 7: You you like, it's not basketball where you're playing both
- 1:03:21Speaker 7: sides of the ball, so like you have more impact
- 1:03:24Speaker 7: before a quarterback.
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: You can only throw the ball. I can't go catch
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: a interception.
- 1:03:29Speaker 7: And after after Joe Burrow, I would then say Saquon
- 1:03:32Speaker 7: because only nine other players in history did what he
- 1:03:36Speaker 7: did this season.
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: So I would say Saquon because this team is more successful.
- 1:03:39Speaker 6: But for Lamar, he had the fourth best passer rating
- 1:03:42Speaker 6: of both times, only three people did.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: What he did.
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: Yeah, Lamar, and I think two of them are one
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: Nick yea.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: Two times.
- 1:03:54Speaker 7: Okay, So but just just just looking at this season,
- 1:03:57Speaker 7: I'm like, I feel like Joe Burrow should be higher
- 1:04:00Speaker 7: up on.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: That No, right where he is Mark lamar Jas got
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: four thousand, one hundred and seventy two yards passing forty
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: one forty one fucking throwing touchdowns only four picks.
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: Yeah, what's your birth looking like?
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: I mean worse forty three the same forty three and
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: ninety three nines. But I even tell you the Russian stats. Oh,
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: the Russian stats is exactly. It's like having two players
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: at one position.
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: That's true.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: You got two MVP in one so it's Labar that's
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: one touchdown. And I can't stress this enough. The Bengals
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: are dog shit.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: But that's the defenses dog shit. That's that has nothing
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: to do with Joe burn You got you gotta win.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: That has that has nothing to do with Joe b
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: It's got something to do with him. He's on the team.
- 1:04:49Speaker 7: My nigga, Michael, he's having He has multiple four hundred
- 1:04:52Speaker 7: I mean four touchdown, three hundred yard games.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: It is multi him and Joe Burrow.
- 1:04:58Speaker 7: I mean him and Jamar Chase broke the same record
- 1:05:01Speaker 7: three times and they just kept breaking their own records
- 1:05:03Speaker 7: this season.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: Yeah times. It's like.
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: The team.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: It's hard to me to assess your value if the
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: end result is you didn't make the playoffs, because now
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: it's just, oh, this team is not as ass as
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: they could have been without me.
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: You're still ass how much value adding if you're still
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: asked at the end of.
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: The day because you're not because you're not playing both sides.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: I understand that, so so product is still asked. So
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: so all your tone is that you as a player,
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: they take you away, you're just more ass.
- 1:05:38Speaker 5: That's however that works. If you take Lamar Jackson off
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: the Ravens, they're not doing anything.
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: I think they depending on who they take, they can
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: probably make the playoffs.
- 1:05:48Speaker 6: Maybe they'd be the receiver they turn into the Titans
- 1:05:51Speaker 6: World receivers.
- 1:05:52Speaker 7: Their defense, I think I think Lamar Jackson's wiggles is
- 1:05:55Speaker 7: what really takes them over the top.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: And then nine hundred fifteen yards wrestling, I hear you,
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: And that's why he should be m v P.
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, Joe Burrow did get an All Pro
- 1:06:06Speaker 6: or some All Pro votes for good.
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what deserved.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: But that's like a nigga on the fucking That's like
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: Kate Cunningham winning MVP.
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: To me, yeah, at the end of the day, it.
- 1:06:18Speaker 4: Still all sucks.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: And I know you did really great and that's fantastic hoops,
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: but the niggas, you are still part of a collective
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: and you're not separated from the ass difference because again,
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: with basketball, you play both sides the ball.
- 1:06:32Speaker 7: Football you only played one side, So in basketball you
- 1:06:35Speaker 7: have more impact on the defensive side than the quarterback
- 1:06:37Speaker 7: would potentially.
- 1:06:38Speaker 8: That's fine, but m VP is an offensive award no
- 1:06:40Speaker 8: matter what sport it is. Mostly, I ain't never heard
- 1:06:44Speaker 8: nobody win MVP.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: Because he played good defense.
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: That's true.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: That's true. Office and Award.
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: Yeah, shout out to Joe burrow Man. Maybe you'll get
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: some help on defense.
- 1:06:53Speaker 7: I don't know, yeah, because the office is just fine
- 1:06:57Speaker 7: that the offense is fucking them niggas fire.
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: They'll probably lose T Higgins.
- 1:07:00Speaker 7: But so apparently T Higgins and like T Higgins, Jamar
- 1:07:04Speaker 7: Chase and Joe burrow like they got their own little
- 1:07:07Speaker 7: tepic little gup check.
- 1:07:07Speaker 5: They're like, hey, we're gonna rock this out until.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: We went one.
- 1:07:10Speaker 7: We'll see how Apparently that's what's being said in the
- 1:07:13Speaker 7: football word world.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: They'll do what.
- 1:07:16Speaker 5: They're gonna rock it until they went one.
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: They should whatever. I mean, they were just in the
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: super Bowl, so it's kind of it. Sounds crazy.
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: They will have to collect it.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: But pay cut. They were just two years three three
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: sounds right, yeah, Joe, Yeah, the rookie year. Good luck.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: Damn that was Chase Rooking year. Joe, Yeah, came in
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: the year before. They're gonna they're gonna want to Chase.
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: They're all gonna have to take some serious pay cuts,
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: and I doubt it.
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: Sometimes you gotta do it because T Higgins wants.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: His money, wants his money, so you balance the books,
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: take a little from Joe, take a little from.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: Who was the other receiver they had? It was three
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: of them niggas. Oh Tyler boyd boy. Now they got
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: east of us. You other dudes, they're they're they're doing
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: something on offense. Yeah, Higgins, go somewhere else because it's
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: cool the offense number.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: You're not winning over there.
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: You need to go to a different Hey, this just
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: needs defense because you're not gonna be better than the Ravens.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: You're not.
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: If the defense they could, yeah, you're gonna it's gonna
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: they need a lot of defense, and you gotta pay
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: a lot of defense. They don't need a lot of defense.
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: They just need to not be ass. If they were mediocre,
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: they'd be in the playoffs for sure.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: Yeah, mediocre. And still the Ravens defense is mediocre right now.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: I just think the bar just just think if the
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: Bengals had the Chiefs defense.
- 1:08:40Speaker 7: Huh, think if the Bengals had the chief defense, because
- 1:08:43Speaker 7: right now, the Chiefs defense is leading them to the playoffs.
- 1:08:46Speaker 5: It's not the offense.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: The Chiefs defense is very good, That's what I'm saying.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: So you need it takes a lot to go from
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: ass to very good and niggas gotta get paid.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: That's there's a cap limit here.
- 1:08:57Speaker 5: That might be the wrong.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: No, it takes one draft, then I don't draft, and this.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: Front office has not showing me anything to show they're
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: gonna hit on that many defensive draft plick picks.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: That's not a very composite Uh had a good defense?
- 1:09:14Speaker 7: This team is because Cincinnati is notoriously cheap. If they
- 1:09:17Speaker 7: get somebody like a who's the line of y'all?
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: Just as Jayalen Carter. Yeah, like if they pick up
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: the car, they have to have a home run.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: Year like we just did last year, like getting Kick
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: and the Gene and they both come in and start
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: and they're like ones almost like they don't draft.
- 1:09:39Speaker 7: I mean they don't do that draft like that on
- 1:09:41Speaker 7: the on the defensive side of the ball. And then
- 1:09:43Speaker 7: when it comes to draft, it comes to pay.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Niggas.
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: They're cheap, so they're not it's not happening, Higgins, Go
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: get your money. Go somewhere else, because you're not gonna
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: be better than what you're not gonna be. I don't
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: know you're gonna be better than the Steelers.
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: Is not really a number one, so he better stay there.
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: Mm hmm. He could, he could do it.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: He could definitely be a number one somewhere. And this
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: mock draft got the Bengals taking a tight end. And
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: I swear to.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: God where he would be the number one of the
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: charges right now from Michigan people charge number one.
- 1:10:14Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's not moving the needle.
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: I think Higgins would help T.
- 1:10:20Speaker 7: Higgins being the number one of the charges not moving
- 1:10:21Speaker 7: the needle for the charges. Actually, yeah, I think that
- 1:10:24Speaker 7: would help them quite a bit better than Quentin Johnson.
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: Johnson. T. T. Higgins is a good second.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: Imagine if if bad McConkie can do that by himself,
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: none recessions and almost two in the yards people.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: T Higgins on the other side of that, you're in good.
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: That's got something you heard.
- 1:10:41Speaker 5: Who's a better number two?
- 1:10:42Speaker 9: Uh?
- 1:10:43Speaker 5: Smitty or T Higgins? T Higgins?
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: Higgins Jiggins really? Yes, yeah, Higgins is that good. That's
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: not taking away anything from DeVonta, but T.
- 1:10:51Speaker 6: Higgins is really like that. He's probably the closest number
- 1:10:54Speaker 6: two of being a number one, because I saw it
- 1:10:58Speaker 6: when Jamar Chase was not playing and he was snapping.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: They're out here where luxury they like they had.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: They're they're operating at a premium right now, and I
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: don't think they're understanding how how benefit how like much
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: they're benefiting from having these two elite, elite receivers.
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: And she is gonna get real spooky when t Higgins leaves.
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: Well, I mean, they had all these years to get
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: it together and they're not, and ship's going down for them.
- 1:11:33Speaker 5: I'm telling you, you ain't in the knocking room in
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: the group.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: The nigga wanted his money.
- 1:11:39Speaker 4: He's made it very he's made that very clear for
- 1:11:42Speaker 4: a long time.
- 1:11:43Speaker 7: There's other ways for places to get their moneys without
- 1:11:46Speaker 7: him being directly in the contract.
- 1:11:49Speaker 4: Unless we're doing the legal ship.
- 1:11:54Speaker 5: Okay, between unless he's going to get the endorsements.
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: Unless he's getting this fucking frosted flakes deal heard about yet, you.
- 1:12:02Speaker 5: Can get some endorsements and just tied tied on the
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: back end and incentives, and yeah, the back incentives.
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: You catch two passes, you get a million dollars exactly
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: Cam Newton talked about.
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: He said, literally every player has in sensives.
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so it's like just just Bump.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: Had an All Pro and so that he didn't even
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: know about until he got it. He was like, oh, Ship,
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: I didn't even know I could get this.
- 1:12:28Speaker 6: His agent just slent that ink.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: Okay whatever, whatever, Ship, Yeah you got it. I mean
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: that's what million dollars.
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: If you do get that, fine, we'll pay you for it,
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: because it's like you only work money obviously.
- 1:12:46Speaker 5: All right, man, you got some questions for of course?
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: Of course? Yeah, sure, sure matterfuck is Loupe Fiasco?
- 1:12:55Speaker 5: Good question? Did I ask this question already? I'll ask
- 1:12:58Speaker 5: it again and we'll see.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: We didn't talk about the food in London?
- 1:13:02Speaker 5: Were food in London?
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: I knew there's something that we're talking about in the Patreon.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: Now let's listen, let's talk about it in the after
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: credits conversation.
- 1:13:11Speaker 5: Na, this needs a full it's a dissertation. What's up
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: with the food in London? So it's time we got
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: we had one thirteen. Oh that's.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: The patre Yeah we can talk. Oh yeah, we'll be.
- 1:13:25Speaker 6: Slandering London food on the Patreon.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: Yeah. You want to hear some slander and get your
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: money up. Not too funny, We want to hear some slander. Yeah,
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: because I got some stories, some horror stories. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: but yeah for our questions asking to yes.
- 1:13:41Speaker 6: Question said, I don't know if y'all saw the x
- 1:13:43Speaker 6: Miss halftime show, but who are y'all top three performers
- 1:13:46Speaker 6: right now? Husher, Beyonce, Bruno Mars, Chris Chris Chris Brown,
- 1:13:52Speaker 6: Chris Brown, Dojakat or Tyler m Beyonce or wait or
- 1:13:56Speaker 6: other Tyler like Tyler the Creator.
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: He's a great, great performer.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: Yeah, Beyonce, that's your Bruno Mars.
- 1:14:04Speaker 5: I think so.
- 1:14:06Speaker 7: So I haven't heard anything about Like, I've never seen
- 1:14:12Speaker 7: a Doja Cat performance.
- 1:14:13Speaker 5: She's very good, but.
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: She throwing that ass you hear me.
- 1:14:19Speaker 4: Good?
- 1:14:20Speaker 7: I've I've heard like like, oh, she puts on a
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: good performance. So I can't really until I see it.
- 1:14:26Speaker 7: There's nothing I can really vouch for it. But I've
- 1:14:30Speaker 7: seen Chris Brown live, I've seen Usher live. I've seen
- 1:14:34Speaker 7: Bruno Mars live.
- 1:14:36Speaker 5: Bruno Mars was was he at the super Bowl? Well
- 1:14:39Speaker 5: he wasn't, but but I'm talking about the concert. Oh
- 1:14:41Speaker 5: you saw him personally? Oh okay, he did super Bowl?
- 1:14:44Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to remember.
- 1:14:47Speaker 6: But the best out of three of them or even
- 1:14:51Speaker 6: someone else, not including those those people.
- 1:14:54Speaker 7: I even say I think best production wise, Like you're
- 1:14:57Speaker 7: actually gonna put on the show is definitely Beyonce, and
- 1:15:00Speaker 7: it's not even a competition, But I think person working
- 1:15:05Speaker 7: hardest on the stage would probably be Chris Brown.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, okay, all type of back.
- 1:15:12Speaker 5: That's how I see it.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: Flying and ship.
- 1:15:15Speaker 7: Yeah, like the production work on beyond his ships is
- 1:15:18Speaker 7: always hop tier. But Chris Brown, that be working hard.
- 1:15:22Speaker 7: And you know that microphone be on.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: He had a lot of as though it's the one,
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: but it's something everybody has a altoune of, but his
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: is like it's.
- 1:15:31Speaker 8: Like like, yeah, it's kind of aggressive, but it's just
- 1:15:34Speaker 8: like it's not regular audios. It's more like pitch correction
- 1:15:38Speaker 8: because it's like he's probably breathing out of doing flip
- 1:15:43Speaker 8: back flips on stage.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: Yeah, picture direction is strong. He ends up sounding good.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: But I would definitely say, yeah, Chris Brown, I'll take
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: Brun and put Chris Brown.
- 1:15:58Speaker 5: That's true. No one's gonna say take Swift.
- 1:16:01Speaker 7: Hell no, get that little mad body, nasty dance, moves,
- 1:16:05Speaker 7: off tone, pitch voice.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: My bad. All right, all right.
- 1:16:10Speaker 7: White people love her so much, but just because she's
- 1:16:12Speaker 7: basic and it just leads into the basic white girl.
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: That's why we love Taylor Okaya, she got some songs.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: Songs are catchy.
- 1:16:24Speaker 5: Songs, definitely catchy.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: I like her old stuff. Not really a fan of
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: this stuff.
- 1:16:28Speaker 5: I'm every out and that's summer dropping it. I'm like,
- 1:16:30Speaker 5: oh this sketch.
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: I hear any of that new album we're talking?
- 1:16:33Speaker 5: Yeah, it's okay. Next question.
- 1:16:39Speaker 6: This is like the easiest question I think we've had
- 1:16:41Speaker 6: today or not today, but just in recent recent memory,
- 1:16:46Speaker 6: I needed to.
- 1:16:47Speaker 5: Sorry, I need you to damn. I'll explain what's going on, Mike.
- 1:16:54Speaker 6: I need you to settle a debate in my household
- 1:16:56Speaker 6: and was needing your guy's input. Okay, who is better,
- 1:16:59Speaker 6: Mike vic or Lamar Jackson? What type of questions are
- 1:17:04Speaker 6: going on in your house?
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: The niggas about to win his third in people.
- 1:17:07Speaker 6: Jackson like, we love Mike Vic for you know, his
- 1:17:10Speaker 6: cultural impact, but he is extremely overrated.
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: You think he was overrated.
- 1:17:15Speaker 5: I've said it multiple times. I think Mike Vick was overrated.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: What makes you think Mike Vick was overrated.
- 1:17:19Speaker 7: Because the fact that this question was asked, No, just
- 1:17:22Speaker 7: just as a quarterback, his accuracy wasn't high for a quarterback.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: Yeah, he could run the ball like and he had
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: power behind the throat, but his accuracy.
- 1:17:30Speaker 5: Wasn't good true, fair enough.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Are you going off with Madden standards? No, I'm going
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: off here watching throw some dots. I mean his his his.
- 1:17:43Speaker 7: Best football was on the Eagles, and that's not even
- 1:17:45Speaker 7: what got him, like the notoriety. True on the Falcons,
- 1:17:51Speaker 7: he was running and just throwing deep balls. But if
- 1:17:53Speaker 7: he had to put something in between a pocket, yeah, nah,
- 1:17:56Speaker 7: that wasn't making it.
- 1:17:59Speaker 5: It wasn't making it. Yeah, the finesse wasn't there. Yeah, unfortunately.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I.
- 1:18:04Speaker 5: Think it's not even close. It's not better.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: That's okay, that is okay, it's okay. It doesn't mean
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: Mike vig As doesn't mean like.
- 1:18:12Speaker 5: It takes nothing away from from what he did. But
- 1:18:15Speaker 5: comparing it to.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: Agreed dog walk, yeah, it's not close.
- 1:18:20Speaker 5: All right, easy enough, Next question with a stupid thing
- 1:18:24Speaker 5: to ask Your sounds like your family's your dad is.
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: A dummy other Oh my god, it's probably because it's
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: the old hey young uncle ship.
- 1:18:36Speaker 4: There would be algae.
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: That Niggas throwing to Brian fenneral and you wasn't there.
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: He wasn't done, roddy right there. You don't see it, Nigga.
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: You didn't see Roddy White, Rocky White, T J. Duckett,
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: Yo know nothing but Andrews.
- 1:19:00Speaker 11: This most consistent receiver is fucking Mark wire Mark and
- 1:19:05Speaker 11: Mark Andrews, Mark Andrews, Isaiah like likely and then Omar
- 1:19:09Speaker 11: from the shot.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: He fucking sucked. Bro. I can't stand him, Bro, I
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: can't stand him.
- 1:19:17Speaker 5: Save Flowers needed to come back any.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: God Nelson making him look good.
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: Sometimes that's what making Nelson look good.
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean, I'm not. He was good for
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: making the play here and there, but for the most part,
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: he gonna drop that ship. He gonna.
- 1:19:34Speaker 4: He's gonna piss you off, and it.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Just damn god, damn it God. Thanks Nelson, Thanks Nelson.
- 1:19:42Speaker 6: Next question, would you rather never be included in an
- 1:19:47Speaker 6: inside joke or never hear gossip?
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: I'd rather never hear gossip. I hate hearing gossip. You
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: hate hearing gossip? No, you don't. I do mess talk.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: Always said this, Bro, I never go looking for gossip,
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: and I always say the less I know, the better.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: But but but once the.
- 1:20:09Speaker 5: Gossip is being told, you like, what's the teeth.
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: Bitch, I'd rather not hear it. I'd rather not know
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: if an't said around me, yeah.
- 1:20:20Speaker 5: I mean, and then also what's inside joking?
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: Gossip and it's funny though i'd have to laugh.
- 1:20:27Speaker 5: Gossipil be funny too.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: But sometimes I don't even want to know that ship.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: Most time I'm telling you, and most of the tweets
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: inside joke it's from gossip. Well, i'd rather hear that
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: then just yeah, yeah, I laughed in here.
- 1:20:42Speaker 5: Oh she got cheated on for the fourth time.
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: I think that's funny. That's quite common. That makes me
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: laugh every time in the bed.
- 1:20:52Speaker 8: And she says the less I know the better, because
- 1:20:55Speaker 8: then I got to act like I didn't know that
- 1:20:56Speaker 8: ship and I didn't.
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: I'm like, I no inside to hear your version. No,
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: I ain't doing that. He your version, and then you
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: just saying that what the less I know? That's my favorite.
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: What I like. I've been listening to ship to people
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: I don't even know. I'm like, what, don't tell me ship, bro,
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: I don't know. I love it one more and more
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: and one more.
- 1:21:21Speaker 5: Unless it's not good gossip, and I'm like, it's even entertaining.
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: I don't want to hear something good like oh he graduated,
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: I'm giving about that.
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: You get beat up after beat up beat him after graduation,
- 1:21:35Speaker 2: they take his shoes junk and took his cap and gown.
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: They robbed his they took his tassel.
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: Until to keep the diploma.
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: They will did on his diploma School of Dick Riders.
- 1:21:57Speaker 4: He graduated magna cum Cloudy from the School of Dick Riders.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: Ride a universe.
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: Or next question, there's a private institution, only the best
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: getting private institution.
- 1:22:16Speaker 6: I think CM is going through something with this question,
- 1:22:18Speaker 6: because he said, would you rather be possessed for the
- 1:22:20Speaker 6: rest of your life with no chance of successful exorcism
- 1:22:24Speaker 6: or you lose all of your limbs for the rest
- 1:22:26Speaker 6: of your life with no prosthetics.
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: Huh? Give me the possession? Talking about brow.
- 1:22:33Speaker 5: How many times it is?
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: Like how possessed? Am I?
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: How possessed? How many times I have?
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: Can I get through a work meeting? Don't know how
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: to answer that?
- 1:22:44Speaker 5: Like in my am I possessed twenty four to seven?
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: Like was like, yeah, so the thing we're gonna shoot
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: for this week are demon soul and given.
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I think we should project to through this.
- 1:22:59Speaker 5: People just think you got the rest of that point
- 1:23:01Speaker 5: of threats. You say demonic tourets, actually.
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: Touretts.
- 1:23:09Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna start levitating, my eyes, gonna roll the
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: back of.
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: The head, but going.
- 1:23:13Speaker 6: You know, my house was built on top of an
- 1:23:14Speaker 6: Indian reservation.
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: Comes with the territory.
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: I live next to pets. I'm protected.
- 1:23:21Speaker 5: Just what happens?
- 1:23:22Speaker 7: This used to be a plantation that my ancestors just
- 1:23:24Speaker 7: used to own some now and slaves are coming back
- 1:23:26Speaker 7: and haunting me.
- 1:23:27Speaker 5: His it's not crazy.
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: What's that thing when you're applying for jobs where they
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: asked your race and ship like that, you have any disabilities?
- 1:23:36Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:23:39Speaker 6: This is right.
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: Demographics.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: I don't know what like disabilities othersion.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: Is there?
- 1:23:51Speaker 5: Are you discriminating against me.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: And my demons? Actually possessed by a slave name?
- 1:23:57Speaker 9: So slave name just going to random save slave speaker.
- 1:24:03Speaker 9: I say, mescle, we ain't gotta do no more. What
- 1:24:06Speaker 9: Microsoft word docu?
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: I ain't never hear no nothing about no computer.
- 1:24:14Speaker 4: He said it was loaded five.
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: I never heard nothing about no excels.
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: What we exceling that.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: Spreadsheet?
- 1:24:27Speaker 4: Lord Jesus, what's this?
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: The html.
- 1:24:34Speaker 4: Dot com.
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: Zip file? Those zippers? Miscle? You forget your coat?
- 1:24:42Speaker 4: You got some new pants, new pants mass.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: How they got a web going across the world.
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: That must be a big spot, big spy, real world worldwide.
- 1:24:59Speaker 4: If you don't care that rider, we're gonna be.
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: In the whole heap of trouble. Yep, social media.
- 1:25:06Speaker 4: You mean the newspaper. Now he knows we can't reads now.
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: World?
- 1:25:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:25:16Speaker 6: How long does that last before they're like, actually, Michael,
- 1:25:19Speaker 6: we're gonna have to let you go.
- 1:25:22Speaker 4: Wow, oh wow, I was really goods.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: I was just about to take my five kids good eats,
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: good sleep, so I don't cause no troubles.
- 1:25:41Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, that's that's the problem, Like, we can't,
- 1:25:44Speaker 6: we can't do that.
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: Whatever do you mean, Oh, Betty g ain't gonna have
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: me in the househouse tonight. It's just that you keep
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: calling me massive. But that's what you wiel. I'm talking
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: nothing to that.
- 1:25:55Speaker 4: D D is just a slave.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: So so, mister Toby, why would you say your greatest
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: strengths as as an employee my back well, I says,
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: I don't cries when you whoops me.
- 1:26:22Speaker 5: Okay, now.
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: Please, Toby, we don't you here right my back word.
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: I heard about this. It's something called the h a rah.
- 1:26:41Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's it. Good question, see h.
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: Back, not a question, But I want to thank Mike
- 1:27:02Speaker 6: for subconsciously bi racial relationship shaming me three three year
- 1:27:08Speaker 6: long hort shot to man almost got down on one knee.
- 1:27:12Speaker 6: Now that's all over. I know my future wedding needs
- 1:27:14Speaker 6: to be black as hell. If the attendees don't understand
- 1:27:18Speaker 6: what what to do when not a stain on me
- 1:27:21Speaker 6: comes on, then there's a problem when what comes on
- 1:27:25Speaker 6: not a stain on What the is that? I guess
- 1:27:28Speaker 6: we're not invited to the web?
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: Bu stay, let me stop for a second.
- 1:27:36Speaker 4: Mean, there's more reasons for why he didn't get.
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: On the knee and proposed when others the fact that
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: you realize three years again it wasn't black, big tuck,
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: not a stain on me. Yeah, that's that's some real
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: some country.
- 1:27:51Speaker 4: As I hope there were other reasons and you're just
- 1:27:54Speaker 4: being comedic for this question.
- 1:27:55Speaker 5: I think he's just being comedic as he said he
- 1:27:57Speaker 5: was a horchot man.
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: I'm guessing there's a line, damn with with no staying
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: on me. I don't think me not a stain or
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: Dallas rapper shout out the big tuck. They probably shout
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: out the big tug. Yeah, probably some type of down
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: so Dallas.
- 1:28:13Speaker 5: Swag banghead even know that's Atlanta.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: I started the doug y'all crazy and ship. Yeah all right, yeah,
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: oh what's this?
- 1:28:23Speaker 5: What's this open? Oh no?
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: We already God damn okay, mmmm.
- 1:28:40Speaker 6: Did we We might have asked this, but we can
- 1:28:42Speaker 6: answer it again. You get fifty thousand dollars, but the
- 1:28:47Speaker 6: person you hate the most gets one hundred thousand dollars?
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: Are you doing it?
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: I get how much thousand? But the person I hate
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: the most kids one hundred one hundred.
- 1:28:55Speaker 5: They get double the amount. I'm still doing it.
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: Yeah, I still do it.
- 1:28:58Speaker 5: I'm still doing Get eyes eyes, don't turn down, no
- 1:29:06Speaker 5: freeze money.
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: Okay, now I guess I don't do that.
- 1:29:10Speaker 5: I'm you're not a big enough hater.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: I'm trying to think who I hate the most, That's
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
- 1:29:14Speaker 5: Like like when I first had that question, I'm like,
- 1:29:16Speaker 5: who would get that money? I guess that's how you
- 1:29:19Speaker 5: find out who you hate the most.
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: Probably like justin le boy or something like that.
- 1:29:23Speaker 5: Like like I've really said that, Like who do I
- 1:29:25Speaker 5: hate the most?
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: I don't really hate anyone like hating. Somebody's hate is
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: very higher, exactly. And think about hating to the point
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: where it's like you got money and they got money too,
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: and you're mad. That's real hate.
- 1:29:38Speaker 5: That's how I feel about you.
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: Most you get another hundred thousands, you wouldn't even realize
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: that's nothing.
- 1:29:45Speaker 5: You don't even know.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: And you know this is changing my life. Yeah, and
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: he doesn't even know you doesn't even know he got it.
- 1:29:53Speaker 5: I mean, fifty thousand, and he's not changing my life.
- 1:29:57Speaker 8: It's gonna change your situation. Changing my life has changed
- 1:30:00Speaker 8: your situation like that.
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: Fifty thousand, Yeah, right now, life straight. Fifty thousand changed
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: the moment. That's paying off my loans. That's changing my life.
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: It's changing lesson changing life. That is my life is different.
- 1:30:14Speaker 4: A whole aspect of debt is erase, erased from my life.
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: My life is Yes, that is true. You know what
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: that's gonna do to my credit score.
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: It's gonna send that bitch through the goddamn moon, changing
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: my life credit score with the moon, the fucking stratosphere.
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: Mike, still thinking about the system locked up with the
- 1:30:36Speaker 1: credit here. But I got question for y'all.
- 1:30:40Speaker 5: I got a question for y'all show this on it
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: and that I'm sure y'all seen it too.
- 1:30:43Speaker 7: But let's say you have a cake, okay, okay, and
- 1:30:47Speaker 7: you put chocolate frosting, chocolate frosting on that cake.
- 1:30:50Speaker 5: We did this, No, we didn't know. We didn't.
- 1:30:52Speaker 6: We didn't because I was thinking about it.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: It's a vanilla cake with chocolate frosting. It's not chocolate cake.
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: And I don't want to hear ship.
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: That's the question. So you So, let's so you have
- 1:31:01Speaker 5: a cake and you put chocolate frosting on it? Is
- 1:31:04Speaker 5: that a chocolate cake?
- 1:31:05Speaker 6: No?
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: No, what flavor is the cake exactly? Let's say it's Yeah,
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: let's say it's yellow, generic yellow cake, vanilla cake with
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: chocolate frosting. Okay, calling that chocolate cake. Yeah, people are idiots.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: We call morons.
- 1:31:21Speaker 5: A lot of people.
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: Stupid, stupid, stupid because the cakes not chocolate.
- 1:31:27Speaker 5: Ice frosting is chocolate.
- 1:31:30Speaker 7: It was a left like, Oh, so what if you
- 1:31:32Speaker 7: have a strawberry cake, Yeah, that means that that means
- 1:31:36Speaker 7: that the cake would be questioning the cake itself, the.
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: Strawberry like.
- 1:31:45Speaker 7: Red velvet cake because the ill Okay, I just want
- 1:31:50Speaker 7: to Yeah, no, we're all on the same I just
- 1:31:53Speaker 7: want to make sure there's.
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: Something, something, something.
- 1:31:57Speaker 2: One thing we can agree on is that that is
- 1:32:00Speaker 2: not chocolate cake and that Lamar Jackson's player than Michael.
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: If we can't agree on anything else, we know we
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: got those in the tother That's what's gonna keep this
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: friendship alive. Those those two things. Those two and that
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: the Earth's not flat.
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: Fact. Because those three things, I was going to keep
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: us together. Pretty strong.
- 1:32:22Speaker 4: Pretty strong tendens to have a lifelong friendship.
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: Buy because honestly, if I'd have found out like day
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: one that Elsie the Earth was flat, wouldn't be sustainable,
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: nothing to talk about. I'd have left him back and
- 1:32:37Speaker 2: talking about she didn't talk about about Elsie starts.
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: Talking about you see this YouTube video.
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: Even worse, if he came back next week talking about
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: is flat, We're done. I guess it's twenty years down
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: to dream.
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: I just killed the years down.
- 1:32:53Speaker 2: If I wake to brow and any of my niggas
- 1:32:55Speaker 2: start talking about the earth is flat for real, that way,
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: I would have me like, show me what YouTube video?
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: What I need to see this.
- 1:33:03Speaker 7: I have another question for the people that think the
- 1:33:05Speaker 7: Earth is flat? Right when you have a different, a
- 1:33:08Speaker 7: different perspective picture of the Earth. How do you think
- 1:33:12Speaker 7: that's flat?
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: They just dead ass think that those are fake, manipulated.
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: They don't even think those pictures are real.
- 1:33:20Speaker 5: So bitch, what the fuck are you basing your science?
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: What are your pictures? What are your said? Well, this
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: is a I generated picture that somebody thinks the Earth
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: looks like it's a dope with a flat It's a
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: flat dope. Huh. And it kind of makes like a
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: pyramid is a contact lens? The stupid This is the atmosphere, just.
- 1:33:46Speaker 7: Like I can get a picture of the globe showing
- 1:33:50Speaker 7: America and not get a picture of the globe showing Africa.
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: But if it's flat, I should be able to see
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: everything at one time. Everything. Also, how is Antarctica not
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: upside down?
- 1:34:02Speaker 5: How is everyone not falling off?
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: Just not falling off the Earth? Mm hmm?
- 1:34:09Speaker 4: What it's grab atigue? Where's the gate to space.
- 1:34:13Speaker 5: Through the stratosphere?
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: Earn this flat? Where's the space gate?
- 1:34:19Speaker 5: It's the hole in the ozone. That's the gate.
- 1:34:24Speaker 4: Where's the exit to the to outer space?
- 1:34:26Speaker 8: Nigga didn't believe the sun was actually ninety three thousand,
- 1:34:29Speaker 8: ninety three million miles away.
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: Like, nigga, you know how hot that bitch. It's a
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: it's a it's a star fire.
- 1:34:36Speaker 5: Yeah, it's.
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: The heard that just burns and it burns and burns
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: and burns. One day that hopefully we going by the
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: time that happens, and one day we will be that
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: is going.
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: You and everybody you ever will think of will be
- 1:34:54Speaker 2: dead by then. But you don't understand how privileged we are.
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: We're privileged to be on this earth.
- 1:35:00Speaker 4: At this point in time in the universe at the
- 1:35:03Speaker 4: right dis is from the sun that we're not.
- 1:35:05Speaker 1: If it were like a little bit closer, we would
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: be a fucking seafood boil.
- 1:35:11Speaker 2: And this nigga has the ignorance of his womeny wybbity
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: dabbley ass questioning if the ship is flat or not.
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: Nigga, if you don't appreciate the miracle that you're on
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: right now, you.
- 1:35:23Speaker 4: Stupid fuck.
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: Yeah, you're wasting time, wasting time in your life talking
- 1:35:32Speaker 2: about the Earth is fucking flat.
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: Nigga, waste time arguing with niggas why.
- 1:35:41Speaker 6: I appreciate that guy going through the trouble of actually
- 1:35:43Speaker 6: trying to.
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: Yeah, like because a lot of people ain't giving that
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: that nigga the time.
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: No, no, no nigga that I'm not talking signs with
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: no nigga that I've seen in multiple.
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: DJ lab videos. Facts Facts, that's number one.
- 1:35:59Speaker 4: That's recurring DJ blads.
- 1:36:02Speaker 12: We're gonna start, but I'm not talking astrophysics with no
- 1:36:06Speaker 12: fucking DJ flad guests, recurring character, recurring DJ flat guests.
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: Let's talk physics with It's the third Friday, Lord Jamar's coming.
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: What next week? We're talking next week, We're talking chemistry
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: with four extra.
- 1:36:25Speaker 2: On hood Oh hood man, it's protons and neutron off
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: the back. You put the positive ions with the negatives,
- 1:36:40Speaker 2: get it off the back. Oh dad clown, Oh fou.
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: I love for Extra. He's funny. He's my favorite gangster.
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: At the moment, it no.
- 1:37:00Speaker 5: Lost. I'm looking at sucking mock drafts and I don't
- 1:37:04Speaker 5: like what I say.
- 1:37:07Speaker 3: Time.
- 1:37:09Speaker 5: You're gonna be mad when we trade up to that
- 1:37:10Speaker 5: second place.
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: I'll do it because I know you're gonna give him
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: like three first round and you're.
- 1:37:17Speaker 4: Gonna take this change.
- 1:37:18Speaker 7: They're saying, Travis Hunter, huh, that's who at three at
- 1:37:22Speaker 7: three for That's why I said we're gonna trade ups.
- 1:37:25Speaker 5: That's why I said we.
- 1:37:26Speaker 8: Have Dual Carter at two. He's a rated Who is
- 1:37:29Speaker 8: that Duke Carter? So he's the question from from Penn State.
- 1:37:32Speaker 8: They think he's gonna be like the next Michael Parker.
- 1:37:34Speaker 5: Okay, so if he's gonna be two, then we getting
- 1:37:35Speaker 5: a quarterback in three?
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:37:37Speaker 5: Good.
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: I'm saying Travis because I think I think the thought
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: is get the best available if you haven't a three.
- 1:37:45Speaker 5: We just saw what what he did in that playoff game.
- 1:37:48Speaker 1: Queen you were that ship was nasty. But you want
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: to talk about oh wait, no, he don't want to
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: talk about that. Signs we got your door going to
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: six of the Raiders. That makes a lot of sense.
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: Oran Bacon, That's what they've been speculating.
- 1:38:03Speaker 5: He ain't making it down the.
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: Ticket. Travis hun Travis, Travis best available.
- 1:38:12Speaker 2: Because none of the quarterbacks are that good to be like,
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: we gotta have these niggas, That's what I'm saying.
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: We won't. Y'all are not gonna We don't have a
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: quarterback now.
- 1:38:19Speaker 4: We won't know.
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: And so I mean if they come, I mean I
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: wait to the common because he wait and trying to
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: get arch Manning.
- 1:38:28Speaker 8: Honestly, what No, No, he's only I think he's only
- 1:38:32Speaker 8: gonna play next year. Yeah, I'm sure, but no, you
- 1:38:35Speaker 8: win one Arch Manning. Do you know he has like
- 1:38:37Speaker 8: better tangibles than both of his brothers.
- 1:38:39Speaker 7: Yeah, but then once you throw that in New York
- 1:38:42Speaker 7: and his last name man and he's gonna get overwhelmed.
- 1:38:44Speaker 7: He's gonna be asked, he's gonna be all the giants three.
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: Sure you didn't think he was bred for this. He's
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: he was bred for the moment. He's literally born for this.
- 1:38:53Speaker 5: So was Michael Jordan's sons.
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: No, they never showed any signs of one. Nigga wore goggles.
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: They never had. He couldn't see that nigga wore God
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: wore that. You more goggles at U c F. You
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: goggles in two thousand and eight. You suck niggas more
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: than war back in the nineties that we.
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: Have contacts now, nigga were goggles at Universal is Central Florida.
- 1:39:26Speaker 5: Being the mother gave your contact. Fallout is just with
- 1:39:28Speaker 5: the goggles.
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: More you got money, you got you got goggles with
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: a strap on the back.
- 1:39:33Speaker 5: You look stupid.
- 1:39:33Speaker 13: Who's wearing goggles today? Who's wearing goggles right in the
- 1:39:36Speaker 13: n b A say, goddamn door. No, went on Carter,
- 1:39:44Speaker 13: that's that's not a dork.
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: Nigga ain't win down, he's in the league. Nigga ain't win.
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: Goddamn dork. No, he's not dork Windell, Okay, he can't
- 1:39:53Speaker 1: choose his name changes?
- 1:39:55Speaker 4: Why then?
- 1:39:55Speaker 5: Why would I waste that Moneyga?
- 1:39:57Speaker 1: My name was Abraham and I was milling there. I
- 1:39:59Speaker 1: changed that ship, right? I know you what Abraham Linfield?
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: What Abraham?
- 1:40:04Speaker 5: You wouldn't change it?
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: That's his sleeve.
- 1:40:06Speaker 2: D If your name is you would go by that. Yeah,
- 1:40:11Speaker 2: I'm not with Coffee Burt, Yeah, Kobe Bart Bart.
- 1:40:16Speaker 1: I'll probably just go by my middle name, like Lamayas.
- 1:40:19Speaker 5: Bart Dixon, Cornelius.
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: Why the fun are Cornelius? Dion b c D What
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: the funt? Just going down? Mike sid Cornelius.
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- 1:42:09Speaker 1: I saw something that said you didn't respond to that?
- 1:42:14Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I saw something and said, what's a bigger
- 1:42:18Speaker 6: I might I could just ask you on.
- 1:42:22Speaker 1: What I want to know it was.
- 1:42:25Speaker 5: I'll ask him again, what's a bigger or a better father?
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: Nigga closed the door.
- 1:42:36Speaker 5: What's a better father move?
- 1:42:38Speaker 6: Getting your son out of like getting your son out
- 1:42:42Speaker 6: of a federal getting your son drafted to the NBA.
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: What's a better father move?
- 1:42:48Speaker 6: Say again, a belt, I'll do what what a better
- 1:42:50Speaker 6: father move? Getting your son drafted to the NBA or
- 1:42:52Speaker 6: getting your son out of a federal like charge?
- 1:42:58Speaker 1: He's still peen. Yeah, damn, man.
- 1:43:02Speaker 5: King was really holding it.
- 1:43:04Speaker 1: Yeah, God is he okay? No, he's gotta be pranking us.
- 1:43:12Speaker 5: It's coming to end.
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: Damn. It was being we're good for you're stowing water
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: for the winner.
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: Yeah, humble back now it's flat now. That whole time
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: he was pe the question and it was just like
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: a little dribbles. It was loud p with basing it
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: a stream. You gotta wipe his dick off, that's only
- 1:43:48Speaker 2: the pe You gotta wipe his head with a baby
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: white not a not a towel of baby white, what
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: ass dick head?
- 1:43:57Speaker 1: Okay no,