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  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast
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  by night, all day.
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  Speaker 2: And we're up.
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  Speaker 1: Hey. Hey.
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  Speaker 2: Good to see you.
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  Speaker 1: Good to see you. Did you see that new information
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  about China came out with a new quantum computer that
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  can do an equation in four minutes? It takes all
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  the world's supercomputers 2.6 billion years to solve. Really? And
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  it can do it in four minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Is that real, though?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, allegedly.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Allegedly. That's the problem with this whole quantum thing is
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  I don't understand. I've had it explained to me four
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  or five times. I don't understand it. Yeah. It's just
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  my monkey brain is like.
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  Speaker 3: They also say a lot of things, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So who knows if it's real or not?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you mean China?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, China.
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  Speaker 1: But they have American ones that have done them, too.
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  They've done some crazy things. Like Mark Andreessen explained one
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  of them. It's so nuts. He said that it solved
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  an equation if you took all of the world's atoms
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  and converted it into a supercomputer. All of the universe's atoms,
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  excuse me, and converted it into a supercomputer. It would
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  take so much time to solve this equation that the
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  universe would die of heat death. And this quantum computer
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  solved it in a matter of minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it means, though. I think what
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  they're trying to say is that this somehow or another
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  is proof of the multiverse. Because all of these computers
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  are somehow or another... The idea is this quantum computer
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  is computing along with other quantum computers in other... dimensions,
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  other universes, other something, other realms, and that there's an
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  infinite number of them, that there's so many of them
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  that that's the only thing that can account for this
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  thing being able to do this so quickly. Right? So
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  you're like, okay, what are you saying? What are you saying?
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  What are you doing? What does this mean? How many
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  people know this? This is what's weird, right? Let's assume
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  that they're telling the truth, and let's assume that they've
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  figured out a computer that can... It's got godlike powers, right?
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  How many fucking people know how this works? Like what
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  is the number? Like if all those people got assassinated
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  and those machines were just sitting there just like off,
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  how long would it be before somebody came along that
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  could figure out how to start that up again? Do
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  you know what I'm saying? Right. Like are we dealing
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  with like– so this is– it might be the most
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  monumental technological breakthrough in the history of the human race, right?
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  If something– it has to be, right?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And then you think of what it can do once
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  it does that. And how many people know how to
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  make that?
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  Speaker 3: One schizophrenic. He's been trying to tell us the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like one dude? Is this like one dude
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  that they just feed and take care of and guard
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  him everywhere he goes? Like he's the guy. He figured
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  this fucking thing out. No one knows how this magic works.
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  I mean, if you had to guess, like how many
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  quantum computer scientists that could Successfully recreate a quantum computer
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  given enough resources 30 maybe 30 maybe on the planet.
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  Maybe yeah, maybe and what? 30 out of 8 billion
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  30 out of 8 billion. I don't even know if
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  we're right, but let's assume we're right. Let's say 100.
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  Let's get crazy. Let's say 100 What are those hundred people?
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  What if some fucking? Mongolian assassin just gets hired just
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  take out all of them and they'd all start dropping
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  like flies and.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird when there's technology that's at a level where
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  you got to go like, how many people know how
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  to do that? Like, you were just showing me your phone. Like,
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  show me that phone again. This is so sexy. This,
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  ladies and gentlemen, is the new Samsung Fold. And I
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  swear to God, when you're holding it in your hand,
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  it feels like a regular phone. And then, bam.
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  Speaker 3: How thin it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fucking iPhone. It's so thin. If you compare
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  it to my iPhone, it doesn't feel any different. It
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  feels smaller.
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  Speaker 3: It actually feels smaller.
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  Speaker 1: It's smaller than my iPhone. And then you could use
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  it like a regular phone, and it's a good size
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  regular phone, kind of the perfect size for texting, where
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  your thumb goes across easy, like easy one-hand hold, but
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  then decadence.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Now you have a little iPad with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now you're answering emails. You're watching YouTube videos.
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  Speaker 3: Supposedly that's what Apple's doing next is they're bringing out
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  a foldable next year.
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  Speaker 1: They always do that though, right? They wait until everybody
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  gets it right. Right. Like Samsung finally got it right.
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  Because if they came out with some clunky bullshit, like
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  do you remember the Newton? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, but it was ahead of its time though.
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  Speaker 1: It was so ahead of its time. But who trusted
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  their information in that thing? Like all your data, like
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  that's a crash. That thing's barely glued together. Yeah. Yeah.
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  I remember when I first came out to California in 1994,
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  there was a guy who was head of one of
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  these big studios, like very impressive character, kind of guy
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  who wears like those tie clasps and those cufflinks. He
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  was a tie clasp cufflink guy, like very wealthy guy.
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  And he had one of those Newton stupid things and
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  he was carrying it around. And I was looking and
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  I was like, what is the benefit of that? Like
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  you have an address book? I have an address book.
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  Like you write it down and you just turn to
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  the page. Like you just turn to the page on
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  this thing that's as big as a house. Like this
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  thing is so big. It's like a loaf of bread
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  you're carrying around everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: And then that's what kind of made the trio, right?
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  Remember the trio and all that stuff? That was like
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  a baby version of it.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I remember I thought I was a wizard when
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  I had a palm. I was like, look at me.
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  I've got a keyboard and a screen, motherfucker. I'm in
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  the future.
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  Speaker 3: Those were awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember I resisted the Blackberry for a while.
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  Because the people that I work with on Fear Factor
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  all had the BlackBerrys, and they were always on their BlackBerry.
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  I was like, that thing is, like, stealing your time. Like, well,
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  you've got to answer emails. Like, that's the new thing. Like,
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  you've got to be able to answer emails on the fly.
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  That was a totally new thing.
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  Speaker 3: And you've got small, tiny buttons you had to get
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  used to.
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  Speaker 1: But you could actually send an email. So if you
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  were on a BlackBerry, like, you were kind of fucking serious.
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  You were getting things done. You were getting things done.
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  But I noticed early on, and obviously I fell victim
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  to it myself because we're all scrolling. We're all doom
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  scrolling all day. But when I first started seeing these
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  guys with the email on the phone, I'm like, man,
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  you want your fucking email on your computer. You don't
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  want it on your phone. You don't want to be
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  carrying your email all the time. So anybody can get
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  a hold of you at any time. You've got to
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  respond because you have to check your fucking email all
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  the time now. That's another thing you have to do.
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  That's crazy. And now look. Now look. Now we're doomed.
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  We're doomed, son. And then there's, you know, there's tracking
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  of everybody everywhere now. Everywhere you go, your phone's tracking
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  where you go. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I saw, like, a court case the other day, and
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  they were proving that this woman killed a guy or
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  something like that. And they actually had the information, like,
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  and then at 8 o'clock, you went on this photo
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  on Instagram and browsed it for 2.3 seconds. And, like,
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  I noticed, like, how do they know that much?
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  Speaker 1: They know everything you're doing, son. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's insane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's why they always bust people like how
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  to get rid of a dead body. People are trying
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  to find where they can buy lime for cash.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And now I guess Chachi PD is like helping
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  people like, oh, you know, asking Chachi PD about how
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  to make a bomb or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Will Chachi PD turn you in? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Chachi PD will turn you in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was just theoretically. Right. I wanted to know if
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  you could teach me how to make a bomb. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: One of the loopholes supposedly is going, I'm writing a
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  book and I need to make it accurate. Can you
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  tell me how to?
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  Speaker 1: Well, apparently that's how you can get JPT to explain,
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  to do a lot of things that you really shouldn't
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  be doing. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like my grandmother's being held ransom.
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  Like I have to, I have to, you know, somehow
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  or another I have to save her. And the only
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  way I could save her is to make a nuclear bomb.
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  How do I do this?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, and I have to do it, too, because
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  I'll try to make a naked girl using a grok
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  image or something like that. And I'm like, okay, she's
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  wearing a bikini, but it's clear. And a bunch of
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  milk is falling all over her from the sky.
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  Speaker 1: It is true. Is GROK limited in any way in
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  what it allows you to do?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they all are. But GROK seems to be a
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  little bit more spicy. But they all catch on you
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  and stop. Then they start acting dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, if somebody came out, you know how much money
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  OnlyFans makes? You're right. If someone came out with an
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  erotica app where you could program it in It could
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  be you, your face, and your favorite actress's face. And
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  that's the porn you watch? They do. But that can't
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  be legal.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's China. But you can actually be like, I
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  want Kanye West. I want huge tits on Kanye. I
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  don't want any big butt.
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  Speaker 1: That's nuts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I almost subscribed so many times.
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  Speaker 1: Kanye with a BBL and big fat titties. I mean,
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  that would be awesome. And he could fly away and
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  become an eagle. Yeah. He could make it anything.
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  Speaker 3: He finishes me off and he flies away.
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  Speaker 1: And he winks at you. And when he winks, he
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  makes that Liberace noise. Dink.
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  Speaker 3: Liberace.
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  Speaker 1: You remember that song when Liberace winks at me? God.
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  I mean, even imagine inside someone. lifetime. Conceivably, somebody saw
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  that on television. Because that was like what, Jamie? Was
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  that 1950s? The Liberace winks at me. Find out when
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  that was. See, let's just imagine someone's alive to see
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  when Liberace winks at me on TV. And then as
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  they're older... They're seeing Kanye West with big fat titties
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  and you're seeing AI. I get sent AI things all
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  the time and I have to tell my friends, dude,
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  that's not real.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it fools me one out of a hundred
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  times and I'll sit there and watch and be like, oh, no, look,
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  that woman had like a weird fingernail in that one frame,
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  you know, or something.
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  Speaker 1: There's always some, but that's just for now. Like a
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  year ago, it was easy to tell. Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it is pretty hard. I follow a couple of
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  these fake girls on Instagram, you know, that are not real.
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  And they have like 2 million followers. And I'm like, ah!
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  Speaker 1: So many. There's so many of them. Men are so simple.
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  Show us big titties with a pretty face. And you
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  have our attention. And then you can fucking sell us
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  hammers or whatever. Whatever you're trying to do. Steal our data.
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  DM us.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty nice, though.
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  Speaker 1: But how many fake DMs do you get or text
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  messages do you get a day?
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  Speaker 3: Oh. That's about three or four a day saying, like, hey, Brian,
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  you know, you selling your house? And I'm like, what?
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  I'm not selling my house. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Mine aren't even to me. They're to a dude named Raymond.
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  Raymond owned my phone number before me, and Raymond was
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  a moron. Raymond signed up for everything. This fucking dude
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  gets text messages all day long.
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  Speaker 3: I have that same thing, and I think it's on purpose.
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  So you write back, hey, man, wrong number. Then they
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  know it's a real person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's the same guy's name.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. I have that too.
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  Speaker 3: I have that too.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's someone signed up for something and then
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  someone sold the data. What happens is a lot of
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  these sleazy motherfuckers. Here's the thing. We never thought that
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  data was a commodity. Whoever thought when you would sign
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  up and give someone your email address that that would
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  be valuable, like a commodity. And find out what you're
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  interested in, what stuff you buy online, what websites you visit.
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  That's a commodity?
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem. Yeah. The problem is they can make money.
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  And so all someone has to do is get an
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  email list, like say something you're selling or whatever. Sign up.
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  Receive our newsletter. Okay. And then they have this big-ass database.
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  And then just sell it to anybody. These fucking scumbags.
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  All of a sudden, you're getting... Text messages from Nigeria.
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  You know, you won money in a lottery, and you
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  just have to fill out a form. Oh, really? Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: They've been doing that for a while, though, right? Remember, like,
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  you would go to the mall, and there'd be a, like, car.
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  Enter to win this car.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: You know, and you'd fill out all this information. Like,
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  how are they just.
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  Speaker 1: That was mailing lists. You would get stuff sent to
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  you in the mail. Mail, fucking... People don't realize. You
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  just get spammy ads in the mail. Like, you'd get
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  your mail, and, like, half of it would be bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Remember those days?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's still kind of the way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but does anybody read those stupid things when you
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  get those things in the mail, those spammy ads? No. No. No.
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  But I guess enough do.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't they make that illegal?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of things. There's so many things like that.
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  I think right now every house should have solar. That
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  has to be the roof from now on. Any brand
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  new house has to have solar. Why not?
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  Speaker 1: It would certainly be a lot easier on the grid. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And we know that grids is going to get worse
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  and worse with all these crazy computers.
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  Speaker 1: 100%. The grids can't sustain AI. Like if AI becomes,
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  you know, much bigger than it is, which is what
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  everybody anticipates, it demands for power crazy. This grid will crash.
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  Like remember when it was one of the most California
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  things ever. They passed a law saying that all new
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  cars had to be electric by like 2035 or something
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  like that. And then a couple weeks later they said,
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  please don't charge your electric car because the grid can't
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  handle it.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck? It's so California.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to save you by destroying civilization. We're going
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  to save you. We're going to save you. You're going
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  to have to get an electric car. Only electric so
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  we all feel good about ourselves. And then in the process,
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  you cook the grid. They used to do brownouts all
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  the time just for air conditionings. Remember those?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You're from 12 to 2, 2 to 4,
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  based on where you live.
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  Speaker 1: It was just enough so it didn't ruin all the
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  food in your freezer. Yeah. They were like, keep your
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  freezer shut. Keep your fridge shut. You should be okay.
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  But they had to do it because they didn't have
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  enough juice for the whole city. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it happens a lot almost here. Almost here.
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  Like I watch our grid all the time. Like, oh,
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  you know, it's so close to failing here in Texas.
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  Speaker 1: You watch the grid? Is there an app?
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  Speaker 3: No, they have it on the news when this happens
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  and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it definitely happened during that big freeze.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: First year we moved here. Ooh, that got sketchy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That got weird because there was people that didn't have
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  any heat for like a week and People are like, oh,
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  you're in Texas. Shut up. No, it was 20 degrees out.
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  Speaker 3: It was 20 degrees in your house. I remember being
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  that close.
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  Speaker 1: Some people died because they tried to light things on
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  fire in their house. They died from smoke inhalation.
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  Speaker 3: Or putting their generators in their garage. Do you have backup,
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  battery backup yet?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah. The thing about solar is solar
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  relies on batteries, and then the batteries degrade, and you
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  have to get more batteries, and then the. The real dilemma,
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  the moral dilemma is the way they get batteries. Yeah.
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  That's when nobody, all these green motherfuckers don't want to
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  talk about Siddharth Kara's book. That book on how they
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  get cobalt out of the Congo. And when he came
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  in here, he showed us all these different videos that
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  he had taken off his cell phone of these people
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  pulling these minerals out of the ground to make batteries.
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  And you're like, oh, my God. Like, this is crazy. Crazy.
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  It's one of the weirdest things ever, that the most
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  advanced thing that we all possess, a cell phone, is
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  made in the most barbaric way possible. The original source
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  minerals are being hammered out of the ground by people
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  who live in dirt floors. They have no money. They
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  have babies on their back. It's insane. It's literally insane
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  that that's the source. Human beings are doing that. These
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  aren't robots. They're human beings operating these conditions so that
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  people can check TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way to recycle it at all?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That's an Elon question. You put that on the Elon list.
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  Speaker 1: It should be.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It should be a law. It should be like, is
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  there anything left in your battery? Is there anything? This
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  stuff is really valuable. Slaves are pulling it out of
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  the ground. That's literally what's happening. And a lot of
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  it is run by other countries too, man. And they're
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  running these operations out of the Congo and you're like, oof.
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  And then we're like, ew. I'm Greg. I work at
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  the Apple store. Can I help you? If you follow
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  Greg down the line, the fucking minerals in your battery
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  is so evil. It's really evil, man. I mean, that's
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  why they call them conflict minerals, right? Right.
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  Speaker 3: Is any of the new– well, I guess you wouldn't–
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  like any of the– because there's all these different battery techs.
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  Like I know there's– Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's a new one that– Yeah, there's definitely a more
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  energy-dense one that like– who's using it now? It's not OnePlus.
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  It's one of those other Chinese– Opio? Opio. One of
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  those big Chinese companies that makes killer cell phones that
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  we never get.
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  Speaker 3: That's this band here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's got a 7,200 milliamp battery. So an iPhone
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  has a 5,200 or something like that. So this is
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  like significantly larger than the iPhone battery. What's crazy though
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  is the screen is brighter. It's got like more nits.
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  And if you have them both on full screen brightness–
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  and watch a video, like, watch, like, prolonged video forever,
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  the iPhone only dies, like, 35 minutes before this one does. Like,
• 18:46
  they both go, like, 19 hours. But this one's, like,
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  19 hours and 35 minutes. Like, okay. Well, you got
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  a big-ass battery. Why does it only go 35 more
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  minutes for, like, 40% more battery? That seems stupid. Because
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  they're not as optimized. That's the thing that Apple has
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  over everybody. Oh, yeah. They only have one operating system,
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  Speaker 3: That's still a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: But the cameras are really good on them.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Bro, Sony phone is the unheralded hero of the cell
• 20:36
  phone world because they'll still make a phone with a
• 20:38
  jack where you can put a real audio jack in
• 20:42
  and listen to real music.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Instead of a dongle and all that crap.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Well, you could also charge it at the same time
• 20:48
  instead of this stupid USB-C thing. Because if you have
• 20:52
  to listen to something, if something's really important, your phone's
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  running out of battery, you have to make a choice.
• 20:56
  Either you wear Bluetooth and cook your brain, or you
• 21:03
  have to charge or listen, or you have to put
• 21:05
  it on speakerphone or something. But with these Sony phones,
• 21:07
  they still have the old-school headphone jack.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: I like the old-school one. I hate dongles so much
• 21:13
  on these phones. It just sucks that they're banned. So
• 21:17
  many of these cell phones with all these technologies, because
• 21:20
  it's from China, is banned. DJI, one of the biggest,
• 21:23
  coolest companies that makes some of the best drones ever,
• 21:27
  You know, they just got banned. And now we have
• 21:29
  to have like the second best, which is just like crap.
• 21:33
  Like we went backwards 10 years in drone technology.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. China's way ahead on drones, right?
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Way, I mean, way ahead. And they're like $ 600 and,
• 21:44
  you know, they're this big and they're super light. And
• 21:47
  what sucks is that the U.S. said, okay, you know,
• 21:51
  DJ is like, we have nothing to do with the government.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Please, and I don't know if you heard, but we're
• 21:55
  going to make a million drones. We have so many drones.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: They have one month, though. There's like five different departments
• 22:03
  in the U.S. government to research the company DJI and say, yes,
• 22:08
  they are with China government or not. And none of
• 22:13
  the government or none of these five departments have done
• 22:16
  anything since. They have like three weeks left until they're
• 22:18
  100 percent banned forever.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: It's probably a trade tactic. If I had to guess.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: You think?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think a lot of what Trump does is
• 22:26
  trade tactics. Like he threatens. Right. He threatened Xi Jinping
• 22:30
  that he's going to start testing nuclear bombs again. That's
• 22:35
  what he said. Like they're testing nuclear bombs. So he's like,
• 22:39
  if they're testing bombs, we're going to test bombs. We
• 22:41
  don't want to test bombs. He said he was going
• 22:44
  to test bombs. And all of a sudden they're having
• 22:46
  like really fruitful conversations. They sit down and talk it out.
• 22:50
  I think the craziness of him. helps in that way
• 22:55
  because once he sits down and talks to people you
• 22:58
  know he's he's pretty good at making deals you could
• 23:01
  hate the guy you could do you could you know
• 23:03
  you could be like fuck him he said okay yeah
• 23:06
  but look he's already negotiated peace settlements with many african
• 23:11
  countries that have been at war for decades these people
• 23:13
  have been in conflict forever there's quite a few different
• 23:17
  international conflicts that he's somehow or another brokered peace deals
• 23:22
  for And nobody wants to look at that. He's not
• 23:26
  profiting from making sure these people don't kill each other. Legitimately,
• 23:31
  there's some part of him that you have to admit
• 23:34
  doesn't want people to die. And if he can prevent that,
• 23:37
  he's going to try to do that. Also, the crypto
• 23:40
  coin's sketchy as fuck. You know what I mean? You've
• 23:44
  got to be able to say all of it, right?
• 23:47
  There's a whole lot. It's like all human beings. He's
• 23:50
  got a lot of things going on. He's just got
• 23:53
  more because he's the fucking president. But some of those
• 23:56
  tactics of talking shit, and it kind of seems to
• 23:59
  work a little. Admit it or not, do you think
• 24:02
  it's unpresidential or not? You're probably correct. Some of it
• 24:06
  seems to work. It's not working with Russia at all.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: The Russia-Ukraine thing, like remember he said he was going
• 24:11
  to be able to fix that in 24 hours? And
• 24:14
  Putin was like, okay, I'm going to fuck with you.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: You know, Putin is on a totally different level. He's
• 24:21
  a legit dictator. I mean, he's been running Russia for
• 24:24
  a long fucking time. And he's got that place locked
• 24:28
  down so tight that even if he really did allow
• 24:30
  for open elections, he would still win all the time.
• 24:34
  And why would he allow for open elections? No. I
• 24:37
  know what's best for you.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: That's crazy that that still happens.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Still happens in most countries, bro. That's what's crazy. This
• 24:45
  is the only country legitimately where it's up for grabs.
• 24:50
  Like that's how a guy like Trump can get in there.
• 24:52
  I mean it's a crazy evil battle and now people
• 24:54
  are being prosecuted because of a lot of the things
• 24:57
  that they tried to do while he was in office
• 24:59
  the first time. I mean, there's so many cases going
• 25:02
  on right now that seem to be legitimate. Like they legitimately,
• 25:06
  you see the BBC thing? The BBC thing is crazy.
• 25:10
  The head of BBC had to resign because they took
• 25:14
  a film of Trump from January 6th, the speech that
• 25:18
  he gave, and they edited it. So something that he
• 25:22
  said 52 minutes later, they put right after when he
• 25:28
  said something to make it look like he was trying
• 25:29
  to get people to go attack people and fight at
• 25:32
  the Capitol. And it's not what he said.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: They do that to you all the time.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: But this one's nuts. Not only is this one nuts,
• 25:40
  but this one is for a literal president of the
• 25:45
  greatest country the world's ever known. He's the president, and
• 25:49
  you're lying about what he said publicly, which is on
• 25:54
  the internet, which anybody can see. Like, it is the clearest...
• 26:00
  Like indication of how how that woke shit was rotting
• 26:04
  people's brains and is still is still but just less.
• 26:09
  You know what I mean? It was like it was
• 26:11
  on the march then and they all felt like they
• 26:12
  had to go along with it. And so by any
• 26:15
  means necessary, we must make sure that, you know, so
• 26:18
  they decided to paint a different version of what he said.
• 26:21
  And they're fucked now.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: They're fucked.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: 60 Minutes did it with the Kamala Harris interview, but
• 26:27
  they did it the other way. They made it look
• 26:29
  like she had a good answer. Which is like, it's
• 26:32
  so crazy. Like, you guys are supposed to be the news.
• 26:36
  You're not supposed to be the propaganda arm of whatever
• 26:39
  party you support. This is nuts. This is fucking nuts.
• 26:44
  And BBC is always like the one you quote when
• 26:47
  you want to seem smart. I was watching this thing
• 26:50
  on the BBC. Dude, you watch the BBC? You must
• 26:53
  be fucking smart.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: And PBS. I mean, that used to be what I
• 26:57
  considered like school. Like that's like, you know, the best,
• 27:00
  the good guys.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Did you see that PBS lady? She's like, sometimes truth
• 27:04
  gets in the way of good. They're like, what? No,
• 27:07
  it doesn't. It doesn't get in the way. You fucking
• 27:11
  crazy asshole. And then they had an interview with her
• 27:14
  and they were like asking her questions. It's like such non-answers. Like,
• 27:19
  what did you mean by this? Do you guys lean
• 27:23
  in one way or another ideologically or politically? And it's
• 27:28
  like this circular non-answered dance thing. Where you're never a
• 27:34
  real person. You're not saying, you know, like, thank you, Mr. Senator,
• 27:37
  for that question. You know, like, you're not real. You're
• 27:41
  just trying to get through this session without revealing anything
• 27:44
  that's going to force you to be sued. And that's
• 27:50
  in charge of the narrative that we get on TV.
• 27:54
  And a respected narrative. PBS, very respected. BBC, very respected.
• 27:59
  Like from because of the past and it just got
• 28:02
  infected by zombies. They just made their way through that gates.
• 28:07
  And they took over the staff.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: What's next?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: This is a rejection of that. But the scary part
• 28:17
  is what we usually do is we do something like
• 28:19
  that and then we overcorrect. Right. And then we go
• 28:22
  like white nationalists. We're all Christian. Get rid of the Muslims.
• 28:26
  You know what I mean? Like it gets it gets
• 28:28
  scary when there's like hardcore ideological conflict because people push back. Oh,
• 28:34
  you want to know what a bitch is? I'll show
• 28:37
  you a fucking bitch. Right. You know, that's what happens.
• 28:39
  You kind of call me a bitch. OK, motherfucker. It's on.
• 28:42
  You know, and then that's what people are doing on
• 28:45
  the left and the right. And the ultimate expression of
• 28:47
  that is obviously Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk gets shot and
• 28:50
  people are celebrating. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You
• 28:54
  want people to die that you disagree with? Like, where
• 28:57
  are we right now on the scale of one to
• 29:00
  two Civil War? Where are we? Are we at seven?
• 29:04
  Because I thought we were at five. I thought we
• 29:06
  were like four, four or five. But after Charlie Kirk,
• 29:09
  I'm like, oh, we might be like seven. This might
• 29:11
  be like step seven on the way to a bona
• 29:15
  fide Civil War. As soon as you start like regular
• 29:19
  people celebrating somebody getting murdered in front of their wife
• 29:23
  and kid on television in front of the whole world.
• 29:26
  As soon as you celebrate that, like, man, you're in
• 29:28
  dark territory. You're in dark territory. And if the worst
• 29:33
  thing you can say about that guy is that he
• 29:37
  said some things I disagree with and you're sad. celebrating
• 29:40
  that he got shot in the neck in front of
• 29:43
  the world? Whoa. And you work at an insurance company?
• 29:49
  This is nuts. And you thought it was okay to
• 29:51
  say that on Instagram? This is nuts. This is nuts. Like,
• 29:56
  what are you guys on? Like, what's happening here?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Estrogen pills.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I think it's Adderall.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Adderall.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of folks out there, high
• 30:06
  productivity folks that are on amphetamines.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You're an amphetamine person, you know, which is why they're
• 30:14
  so mean. Like amphetamine people are mean. Weed people are like, aww.
• 30:22
  We people are like, well, you know, man, like she's
• 30:24
  in a bubble and like the people she's around, they
• 30:28
  all think it's the right thing to do that. You know,
• 30:30
  you you have the platform and you know, it's right.
• 30:33
  Like you don't know what's right. I don't know what's right.
• 30:37
  Nobody knows what's right. The only way you find out
• 30:39
  what's right is you got to talk to people and
• 30:41
  you all you listen to like their logical arguments about something. Oh, OK. Yeah,
• 30:46
  you got a good point. I never thought about it
• 30:47
  that way. But if you can't do that, then you
• 30:49
  never figure it out. And if instead of doing that,
• 30:52
  you decide the other people can't talk or you make
• 30:56
  up some facts or you edit some video together to
• 30:59
  make it look like somebody said something they totally didn't say.
• 31:02
  Have you seen it? You've seen what they edited? Jamie,
• 31:06
  can you find it real quick, an example of it
• 31:08
  so we could see it? Because it's so nuts. How
• 31:12
  did you think you were going to get away with this?
• 31:14
  But this is what they've fucking done so many times.
• 31:17
  They did that with that very fine people hoax where
• 31:20
  they tried to pretend that he was saying that some
• 31:22
  of the neo-Nazis are very fine people. That's not what
• 31:25
  he said. They edited the fucking shit out of that.
• 31:29
  And then Obama was saying that during the campaign for
• 31:33
  Kamala Harris. He called white nationalists very fine people. He's
• 31:38
  saying that on the campaign trail. That's crazy.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: So here, play this out. Down to the Capitol, and
• 31:46
  I'll be there with you.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you
• 31:51
  don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a
• 31:53
  country anymore.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: All right, that's the BBC. To the Capitol. This is
• 31:57
  what he actually said.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: And we're going to cheer on our brave senators and
• 32:05
  congressmen and women.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: 54 minutes.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell,
• 32:15
  you're not going to have a country anymore.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Crazy. Crazy. He was literally saying the opposite. He was
• 32:23
  calling these senators and congresspeople going to cheer on these
• 32:27
  brave senators and congresspeople.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: On PBS?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: That's nuts. Well, by the way, he's being sarcastic. He
• 32:34
  doesn't want to cheer on the brave senators. It was
• 32:36
  a scare with a mob of people. Let's be real
• 32:39
  about both things. Let's be real about both things. But
• 32:42
  he's also saying they stole the fucking election. And I
• 32:48
  feel like if you say that, you've got to have
• 32:50
  some like really good evidence that you could give out.
• 32:54
  Like if you said to me, if I ran for
• 32:55
  president and I told you, dude, they stole the election.
• 32:59
  And you're like, how? I would have an answer. I'd
• 33:01
  have an answer. No one has an answer. There's no
• 33:04
  documentary that's really good. Like no one's like put together
• 33:08
  like a rock solid documentary. peer-reviewed, paper-supported documentary. This is
• 33:14
  exactly what happened. This is how they stole the election.
• 33:18
  We know that you can do this. We know they
• 33:20
  did this. We know that these things got dropped off.
• 33:22
  We know it didn't make any sense. We know there's
• 33:24
  dead people voted. We know there was ballots that were
• 33:27
  mail-in ballots that were brought in in shipments and all
• 33:31
  of them were for Biden. And there was thousands of
• 33:33
  thousands of them and they swung vote. Okay, if you
• 33:35
  have that, then you got to make a fucking documentary,
• 33:38
  a really good one, And put it out there so
• 33:40
  everybody could understand it. Because it's crazy that this is
• 33:44
  four years later. And people are still saying that. Or...
• 33:49
  You don't want to fix it. Because you monkey with
• 33:53
  the elections too. You know? And here... Is there evidence
• 33:56
  of that? Well... I do know that a... A Republican company...
• 34:02
  Who bought Dominion? Who bought the Dominion voting thing? I
• 34:07
  believe this... A GOP supporter bought the voting machines.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. So it's one of two things that's going on.
• 34:20
  Dominion Voting System sold to company run by former Republican
• 34:23
  election official. What?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: This is where it gets sus. I had Rep Luna
• 34:34
  on the podcast, and one of the things that she
• 34:36
  said that was really shocking was, She said sometimes they
• 34:39
  don't want to fix things because they can campaign against them.
• 34:46
  I was like, what? No. They fundraise against them. No.
• 34:54
  I was like, no. And then I was like, of course.
• 34:57
  They don't want to fix it. They want it so
• 35:00
  that it's us versus them. And you're going to lose
• 35:03
  your right to whatever it is. Whatever it is. It's
• 35:08
  just a big old hustle, dude.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: It's insane.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: It's a big old hustle. Because one of two things
• 35:13
  is going on. Either you don't have any evidence that
• 35:16
  they stole the election. Or you have evidence and you're
• 35:18
  not telling me. Why would you not tell me? Why
• 35:21
  would you not tell me? I'll tell everybody. You have evidence?
• 35:27
  Or you're like, oh, is that how they did it?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Let's spread some money around. Let's make it happen our way.
• 35:35
  Let's copy. Well, just like... Xiaomi, when they make the
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  iPhone that looks exactly like a... It looks cool. Their phone,
• 35:43
  they even call it the Pro Max 17. Yeah, it's badass.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: It has the screen on the back.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: It has the screen on the front and the back. Yeah.
• 35:49
  That was the one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was the one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one that has... It has a new kind
• 35:55
  of battery. Right. It's a different composition, right?
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  Speaker 1: Samsung is getting criticized because they're not keeping up with
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  Samsung people, but they're not keeping up with the highest-end
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been pretty safe lately, Samsung has, with their phones. Like,
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  Speaker 1: Who makes that?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Jamie, you know what I'm talking about?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Liquid cooling phone?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Was it Razer? No, like liquid cooling phone. Somebody just
• 38:38
  showed it. Oh, Jerry Riggs Everything just had it and
• 38:41
  he tore it apart and everything like that. It's badass.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I like that guy's show, but it also makes me sad.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Here it is. Unbox Therapy. Red Magic.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, didn't you have a red phone, Jamie? It's not? No. Oh,
• 38:56
  those fucking thieves.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Look at that. See those white dots? That's actually water bubbles.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: And when it gets hot, it just starts spinning.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: So that's a gaming phone? Yeah. How much do I
• 39:08
  want water bubbles? I do want water bubbles, but I
• 39:12
  don't want them enough to switch to Android. It's a problem.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that phone looks awesome.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: That's pretty dope. That's the problem, though, the gaming on
• 39:20
  the phone, dude. Man, I can't fuck with that. I
• 39:22
  can't either. It's right there. I care. It's too accessible.
• 39:26
  I don't want to get addicted to some stupid game
• 39:29
  on my phone. Yeah. But I know some people who
• 39:32
  love it. They love it.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: William Montgomery, he sits there and plays like three hours
• 39:37
  of just a brick game.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: William Montgomery. That video you sent me of him bombing
• 39:42
  at that Austin Comedy Festival, that shit is so funny.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: There's so many videos now of it.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That's so funny. Here's the thing about William. William,
• 39:52
  to me, is the ultimate once you see him, you
• 39:56
  love him and you want to see him more comic.
• 39:58
  The ultimate. But the first time you see him, you're like,
• 40:01
  what the fuck is this?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Brody Stevens. When you first see Brody, you're like,
• 40:04
  what the fuck is he yelling at?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: He's really the most similar guy to Brody that I know.
• 40:09
  And they're both weirdos. William's such a weirdo. But he's
• 40:13
  a great guy, just like Brody was. But he's... If
• 40:17
  you see him, though, like the Black Keys... Those guys
• 40:20
  fucking love him. Oh, yeah. And when they came into
• 40:22
  the studio, they wanted to come to the club. They go,
• 40:24
  is William Montgomery coming? I go, I'll make sure he's there.
• 40:26
  I call up William. I'm like, William? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 40:30
  Pat and Dan, they fucking love him, man. He's got
• 40:33
  so many fans because he's so unique. He's so unique.
• 40:37
  But you got to know what you're getting into with him. Right.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: And don't have him open up for you if you're.
• 40:43
  What's that, Morgan Jay? Who is he opening up for?
• 40:45
  Who's that guy? Is that a girl or a guy?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know. I just saw
• 40:50
  the clip you showed me. I didn't see anything else.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I think it's that guy that goes into the audience
• 40:55
  with an auto-tune microphone that's really popular for some reason.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: See, I'm so old.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Me too.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm so old, I'm out of the loop. I don't
• 41:04
  know what these kids like.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Morgan Jay. Who's Morgan Jay?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I find out about artists, and when I find out
• 41:08
  about them, they have 20 million Instagram followers. I'm like, okay.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: That's who, like, yeah, that's who it is, Morgan Jay.
• 41:14
  And he has 5.2 million followers. And his whole thing is, like,
• 41:18
  he just goes into the audience with, he's not really
• 41:21
  a comedian. Like, he's more of a performer. He just
• 41:24
  goes into the audience and, like, and talks to people. Like,
• 41:27
  he does crowd work. That's pretty much, and he's, like,
• 41:30
  one of the biggest stars right now.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Like, it's crazy. Well, people like crowd work. That's why
• 41:34
  they like Matt Rife. Like he does a lot of
• 41:36
  crowd work.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: He's sexy, man.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Sexy too. Bold things. Bold things. But it's also the
• 41:41
  crowd work. If he was just sexy, wasn't good at
• 41:44
  crowd work, he wouldn't have the audience he does. Matt's funny.
• 41:47
  He's really quick. Yeah. You know, that's like a certain
• 41:49
  style of performing. You know, he's real calm on stage and,
• 41:53
  you know, he finds the thing to say. And people
• 41:56
  love that because you're doing it off the top of
• 41:58
  your head and it's wild for them. They're like, oh
• 42:00
  my God. But, you know, it's just a different thing.
• 42:05
  It's a different thing than regular stand-up. It's kind of
• 42:09
  like what?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Kind of like Chappelle is. He's totally different. He'll sit
• 42:13
  there and just smoke a cigarette on the stool talking
• 42:15
  like chill and stuff like that. That's a different style
• 42:19
  of stand-up comedy. He's relaxing.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Well, Dave is also... Dave comes up with material by ranting.
• 42:27
  So he records all these sort of shows where he's
• 42:31
  just working on material. And then... goes over and finds
• 42:35
  out what he said that made sense, what he said
• 42:37
  that was funny. He just lets it kind of flow.
• 42:42
  It's a very interesting way of doing it, and obviously
• 42:44
  it works really well. Boy, that guy is so dedicated
• 42:48
  to comedy. It's so interesting. All these years he's been
• 42:51
  doing stand-up, and he's still more dedicated than ever. He's
• 42:56
  always performing. He's always showing up somewhere and working. It's
• 43:00
  like he's just constantly piecing it together. And he's such
• 43:04
  a nice guy. Like fucking the nicest guy to everybody.
• 43:09
  You know, like he was upset with Chris Rock after
• 43:14
  Chris Rock made that special. Not upset, but disagreed, I
• 43:17
  should say, that he went so hard after Will Smith.
• 43:25
  You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like that's how
• 43:27
  nice he is.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Will Smith? You've probably talked about this.
• 43:30
  Will Smith's like new song.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's great. That's my phone ring. Are you serious? Yeah.
• 43:35
  If you call me, that's my phone ring.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Remember what you used to be?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I am beautiful. That's Justina Aguilera.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: That used to be your old callback or your ringtone.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: You are beautiful no matter what they say. Words can't
• 43:51
  bring me down.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Those were the days.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. It was fun. You could get a phone.
• 43:57
  It was like I had a Verizon flip phone. And
• 44:01
  you could download ringtones. Why can't you do that now?
• 44:05
  I just thought of that.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: You can't do that anymore.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I think you can.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: You can't make a song in ringtone. Where did that
• 44:10
  go away?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Is that really not a thing anymore?
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: No, I never thought about that. Wait a second.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Is that real? No. Wait, what the fuck? You should
• 44:19
  be able to do it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Pick a song on iTunes.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Right. Why can't you do that anymore? I think you can. No,
• 44:26
  you can't. Can you? You can't? You can. You can. Okay.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: What?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Wait, no one does that anymore. Nobody does that. I'm
• 44:34
  going to switch mine back in black. Oh, my God,
• 44:38
  me too. Yeah. That's why everybody used to.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Do that back then.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: No one does.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Zero people do that now.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I know. Zero. Zero.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: More people are making their car alarm sound on their
• 44:52
  test list like things, but you know how you can
• 44:54
  do that? You make like fart sounds or whatever.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: That was like a scene in movies, right? The phone
• 44:59
  would play, bad to the bone. Bad to the bone. Yeah.
• 45:04
  That's crazy. Did you remember when you would call people
• 45:10
  and music would play?
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Ringback tones.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Yes. Their tone of their ring, you would hear a
• 45:17
  shitty song. You're like, God, you're making me listen to this.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now you don't want to do any of that
• 45:24
  because you don't want anyone to know that's your phone number.
• 45:27
  You know what I mean? Right.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: You don't want to go super specific. Yeah, right. Yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: I used to be like, this is Brian, man.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Now, fuck that.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: People used to always have, like, funny things that they
• 45:38
  would leave. Hey.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Show ideas.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I got the phone. He's the last one. When you
• 45:47
  get a text from him to this day, I'm like, really? Yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: He texts us more nowadays.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: It's kind of cool.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Really? You don't know the torture he put you through
• 45:57
  when you would try to text him.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Or with the laptop in the green room one time
• 46:02
  where he's like bending my finger backwards.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I said, turn that off, Cox. I'm like, all right, Jillian. Yeah,
• 46:07
  he didn't like the laptop in the green room.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: He didn't like technology.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: He was fighting technology tooth and nail. But he's right
• 46:11
  in a lot of ways, you know. I feel like
• 46:17
  the people that fight technology right now in 2025, it's like,
• 46:20
  what are you doing? Come on. You can't beat this thing.
• 46:25
  You better just adjust to the new world, son. Are
• 46:28
  you going to be out in the fucking field with
• 46:29
  a horse-driven plow? Adjust to the new world, okay? Just
• 46:34
  have some fun. Whatever this is, you're not going to
• 46:36
  stop it. This motherfucker is rolling down the hill.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Like no one's hitting the brakes on technology now unless
• 46:47
  a big event happens, unless like a boom, some big
• 46:52
  asteroid hits us or China implements those really good drones.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: All the drones come out and wake up.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I think the Trump administration just said they were going
• 47:02
  to buy a million drones.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's good timing for banning a whole drone company.
• 47:08
  I actually heard a rumor. I never looked in it
• 47:09
  that– About that, where the owner of that drone company
• 47:14
  is owned by the vice president of the United States
• 47:16
  of America.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: What?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: J.D.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Vance?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think J.D. has like— see, I haven't researched it yet,
• 47:22
  so I don't know if it's true. But that's hilarious
• 47:24
  if it's true, because we just canceled DJI, and now—
• 47:29
  And he owns— I read that somewhere, but never researched it.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, what specifically? We'll find out.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: It was supposedly the vice— I think it was the vice
• 47:36
  president— owns a or is investor invested in a drone
• 47:41
  company and and the u.s is buying all these drones
• 47:46
  from it i think i might be wrong but that's
• 47:50
  an important thing to get correct yeah i forgot that we.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Might have to edit this out if it's not correct
• 47:55
  right um young jamie put that into our sponsor perplexity
• 47:59
  and find out whether or not we have a ai.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Sponsor perplexity i like them they're awesome.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: They're great um Let's see if it has information. So
• 48:09
  there's one thing. It's like you can be an investor, right?
• 48:12
  Like maybe you have a stock portfolio and you invest
• 48:15
  in a bunch of different companies because someone told you
• 48:17
  they're really good four years ago. When you become the
• 48:20
  vice president, are you supposed to get rid of those now?
• 48:22
  How does that work?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would think– well.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: It gets a little Nancy Pelosi-ish.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe no new investments.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: We don't even know if he does have stock.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: It's probably not real. It's probably not real. No way.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Significant ties. Make that a little larger, please. Oh, my God.
• 48:43
  This is the first sentence.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: J.D.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Vance has significant ties to the drone and broader defense
• 48:49
  technology industry through his previous career as a venture capitalist.
• 48:53
  Before entering political office, Vance co-founded and managed funds that
• 48:58
  invested in several defense-related startups, including the companies at forefront
• 49:03
  of drone, aerospace, and surveillance technology.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. So... Okay, this is Anduril. This is... Okay. Interesting. Okay. Leading...
• 49:22
  Can you put that back up so I can finish this?
• 49:28
  Leading defense tech startup specializing in autonomous systems, including drones.
• 49:34
  Palmer Luckey was on the podcast. This is his company, too.
• 49:38
  He brought these... Those crazy headsets where you could see
• 49:40
  people behind walls. Bro. Yeah.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: That shit's awesome.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: That's all the same company. Benefiting from new federal legislation
• 49:49
  and growing demand for advanced military drone surveillance and automation. Boy,
• 49:55
  we're so close to the Terminator. Okay. Here it is.
• 49:59
  Federal financing disclosure form showed that Vance maintained those investments
• 50:03
  and sometimes valued in the hundreds of thousands while serving
• 50:07
  as vice president, although ethical boundaries about recusal and direct
• 50:12
  control over such assets are subject to federal ethics rules.
• 50:16
  So there's federal ethics rules as to what happens, like
• 50:20
  if he passes a law that benefits that company that
• 50:22
  he has a significant stake in.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Vance has publicly commented on the national security dimensions of
• 50:28
  drone technology, criticizing the risk posed by foreign, particularly Chinese,
• 50:32
  drone manufacturers and advocating for U.S.-made autonomous systems in both
• 50:36
  military and civil sectors. Well, that is accurate, though. It
• 50:40
  is a problem. And it's not just a problem because
• 50:45
  there's like a bunch of problems. One of them is
• 50:48
  in America to operate some drones when they get really
• 50:52
  high end, you have to have a pilot's license.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Not if it weighs under 250 grams, which is what.
• 51:00
  You know, like the really nice small ones.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Right, but to have one of the ones they were
• 51:03
  buzzing New Jersey with. Yeah. When they were flying those
• 51:06
  weird ones.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: The farm ones, yes.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: What do you think those were? Do you think those
• 51:09
  were like government drones that they're testing? Probably this company.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably that company right there.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Probably Palmer Lucky with a fucking joystick.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Assassinated.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Palmer Lucky sitting at home with an Xbox.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with his little Game Boy thing.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, he was one of those guys where you're talking
• 51:23
  to and right away you're like, oh, okay. Like, you're
• 51:27
  crazy smart. Like, this is weird smart. You know what
• 51:30
  I mean? Yeah. Some dudes are weird. Like, Elon's weird smart. Yeah.
• 51:34
  There's people that are weird smart. You're like, oh, okay. Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Palmer's a badass, man.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Like, I saw an interview with him, and it just showed, like,
• 51:42
  his living room or something, and it just looks like
• 51:43
  my living room. Like, nerd stuff everywhere, you know?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, for sure. He had a copper jacket on.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: A copper jacket?
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's copper. I go, what is it? He's like,
• 51:53
  the whole jacket's like a Faraday cage. Like, you put
• 51:55
  your jacket in, you put your phone in the pocket,
• 51:58
  it disappears. Oh. I was like, whoa. It was heavy.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: That's why I put it on. I was like, this
• 52:04
  is weird. You can't move so good in it.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: $ 20 worth of pennies.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Probably at least. Probably at least. It was weird. It's
• 52:12
  a weird thing to own, a copper jacket, but it's
• 52:15
  very Palmer Lucky-esque. You know what I mean?
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: It's interesting.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this drone thing. So China has been investing.
• 52:23
  The way it works, their government and their corporations are
• 52:26
  like this. They work together. And they work together for China.
• 52:31
  And you don't have a choice. You can make a
• 52:33
  lot of money, but you do what the fuck we
• 52:34
  tell you to do, bitch. And that's how they run
• 52:37
  things over there. And because of that, they can dump
• 52:39
  a ton of money into these things for the future
• 52:42
  of China and boost them up and make them work.
• 52:45
  And then they all compete. They compete against each other
• 52:49
  in China. It's like a weird hybrid of capitalism and communism.
• 52:55
  It's very strange. And they have a giant head start. Like,
• 52:59
  they do drone shows. You've seen the shows? Well, they have, like,
• 53:02
  dragons in the sky and samurais.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to one?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Not like that. I saw a small one at CODA,
• 53:09
  at the Circuit of the Americas out here. It was
• 53:11
  pretty dope. But the ones they do are nuts. They're nuts.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: They just had, like, one of the biggest ones ever recently.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: See if you can find some video on some of
• 53:19
  the China drone shows. It's incredible. And their drones are
• 53:25
  more advanced.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: They.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: They're pushing their technology faster. And, you know, that stuff
• 53:30
  works exponentially. And if you put the brakes on American technology,
• 53:34
  you also put the brakes on American manufacturing. Look at that.
• 53:37
  That's nuts.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: That's insane. Each one of those is a drone.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: That's nuts, dude. I mean, that literally looks like something
• 53:44
  from Avatar.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Dude, yes.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Right? Look at that. That's insane.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: It's a DMT trip right there.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: That's insane. Look at this. There's an enormous flower. That's
• 53:54
  at the end of this little girl's kite rope. Look
• 53:57
  at that. They did the moon. It's spinning. That's crazy.
• 54:01
  Wait a minute. Hold on. Are those real?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's real.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: That's real for sure, for sure?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's just on... That's the one I was talking about,
• 54:09
  the largest one ever.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: This is the largest one ever?
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Was it that that we just saw?
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Yeah.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: This is just how they do it. Look at that.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Look how many drones they have. How many drones are
• 54:23
  involved in this?
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: I think it's 10,000 drones.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. This is insane.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: They charge up 10,000 drones.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Dudes are doing kung fu in the sky.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's nuts. Wow.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Wow. That's so impressive, man. It really is. And they're
• 54:43
  all just synced. Oh, my God. Like, come on, man.
• 54:47
  At one point in time. Sometime in the near future,
• 54:54
  they're going to be able to do whatever they want
• 54:58
  in the sky.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: We also have the sphere in America. They don't have
• 55:01
  a sphere.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: You mean the big building? Yeah. Okay. I'm just saying.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: The sphere is pretty dope. They're probably watching that.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: They're like, why don't we have that? Why can't we go.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Watch music like that?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: They probably will.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: But at some point in time, they're going to be
• 55:12
  able to have movies in the sky that are made
• 55:14
  out of drones. Drones. Yeah.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Every drone is going to be like an LED and
• 55:17
  then it's going to replace.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Well, you'll be forced to watch a movie. you'll be
• 55:21
  forced to lay down on your lawn and watch a
• 55:24
  movie in the sky. Like, why wouldn't they be able to,
• 55:27
  if they can do that, this is very primitive, right?
• 55:29
  This is primitive, this is like the Pong version. They're
• 55:32
  just gonna have trillions of little tiny drones that all
• 55:38
  sync up in the sky. And they all make different colors.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: 10,000, that's just like, you know, like a small pixel,
• 55:45
  you know, we're gonna have like 4K drones flying.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Everywhere. Oh, someone used a drone jammer and they started
• 55:50
  falling out of the sky. Yeah. Whoa. Do you see
• 55:55
  what they're doing in Ukraine? Because of the drone jammers,
• 55:57
  they use monofilament line. So each one of them has
• 56:00
  like a fiber optic line.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Fiber optic line, yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: That's nuts. Yeah. So they have like miles and miles
• 56:05
  of fishing line. And then all these birds are making
• 56:08
  nests out of it and shit. Yeah.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: That's how that government mission happened because of that. Where
• 56:15
  he was like in that... In that truck or something
• 56:18
  like that, and all those drones came out of the
• 56:21
  truck and did all those strikes in, I think it
• 56:22
  was the Ukraine or something like that.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: What happened? Yeah, right? What exactly happened?
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: So they had to use those fiber optic lines. There
• 56:32
  was a, I think it was Ukraine. I don't remember
• 56:34
  what country it is, but they got over the border
• 56:36
  of what other country it was, and they had all
• 56:39
  these drones with those fiber optic lines and did drone
• 56:42
  strikes from the inside that the Ukraine watched. I couldn't remember.
• 56:47
  On Russian soil.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, right, right, right. This was the crazy one when
• 56:49
  they blew up all the jets that were on the runway.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: And they used that fiber optic line. That's how they
• 56:56
  got those drones to do that.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: That's how they got it so the drones can't be disrupted.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Right. Or detected or whatever, too.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: That's like James Bond. I mean, that's just like Mission
• 57:06
  Impossible shit.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: The fact that, yeah, that actually happened.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: They really did do that. And I think they caused
• 57:12
  like $ 7 billion worth of damage. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Bro,
• 57:17
  that war is one day, 24 hours. I'll have a deal.
• 57:22
  There's no deal to be made, sir. You know, that
• 57:27
  Putin fellow is making a point. Yeah. It's not a
• 57:30
  good one. How many people have died now? I mean,
• 57:33
  what is the total on both sides? I mean, it's
• 57:35
  got to be off the charts.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: What is going on with– was it– We're in war
• 57:42
  with all those drug runners, and Trump keeps on blowing
• 57:45
  up a boat every day. That's kind of crazy, right?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: My question is, how verified is this evidence? Because if
• 57:54
  I was a fisherman, and there's another guy who's a fisherman,
• 57:57
  like this cocksucker, this guy is already stealing my fucking fish.
• 58:01
  And I would go, Mr. Trump, this man, he have fentanyl,
• 58:06
  a thousand pounds coming to you. I give you the
• 58:10
  boat number.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it happens a lot. I think two happened
• 58:12
  yesterday or today.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I put an Apple tracker on his fucking bait pile. Yeah,
• 58:20
  it's weird. Here we go. Boom. That's a wrap. Who
• 58:25
  is still piling in those boats? That's great. Imagine how
• 58:30
  poor do you have to be before that seems like
• 58:31
  a good idea.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Pretty fucking poor.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: It just makes me wonder, though, if these boats, if there's, like,
• 58:36
  innocent people on them, too. For sure.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: For sure, this guy's bringing his girlfriend. Come on, baby.
• 58:43
  We're going to go to the U.S. Once we get
• 58:45
  to San Diego. Oh, yeah.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: There was one boat where people actually survived it, which
• 58:49
  is crazier. Bro.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: What kind of a story do they have? No, it's
• 58:57
  these people that survived. Are they actual drug people, or
• 59:00
  are they just, like, deep-sea fishin'? Yeah.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Do you see that helicopter? Like four people died. It's
• 59:06
  one of the most irritating, frustrating video ever. It just
• 59:09
  happened yesterday. this helicopter lost its oh I did see
• 59:13
  that and then landed twice on the water and then
• 59:16
  for some reason went back up and then yeah that's crazy.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I think they probably didn't know that they lost their
• 59:21
  tail they have to that's insane I think they probably
• 59:24
  thought he could control it it's probably a guy And.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: If I was in that helicopter, I would just open
• 59:28
  the door and jump into the water, and hopefully I survived.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: At one point.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Hopefully it doesn't land on you. This asshole is just
• 59:34
  dropping it left and right. Oh, my God. I bet
• 59:37
  it was a guy. I bet a woman would have, like,
• 59:39
  landed on the water. Okay, okay, stop, stop it.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: How do I stop it?
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Let's go. We're going in the water. A guy would
• 59:44
  be like, I got this. I got this, bro. Right.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder what happened. He clipped the tail somewhere? Like,
• 59:53
  he hit something? Or did it fall off?
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: It looked like he was supposed to land on that
• 59:58
  little rock thing, and then it clipped it, then went
• 1:00:01
  down and kind of landed on the beach for, like,
• 1:00:03
  a second. It went up a little, then landed again,
• 1:00:05
  and then he's just flying in the air. I don't
• 1:00:08
  even know that was possible without a tail of a helicopter.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: That seems crazy. Obviously, he can't direct it. Right. Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Maybe that was the problem, that he couldn't control it.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Ask Bill Burr. He flies those things. He took me
• 1:00:22
  up above downtown L.A. It was amazing. I was like,
• 1:00:25
  this is crazy. Like, this is so cool.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: I don't like helicopter.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: He takes them to gigs sometimes.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Do you trust helicopter? I don't really.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I trusted it for that day. I'm like, I'll trust it.
• 1:00:36
  It's fun to go up with Bill.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: It was fun to see him, like, really into this
• 1:00:42
  hobby he has. I was like, that's interesting, you know?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: It's really cool that he does it. He's an interesting guy.
• 1:00:48
  I'm surprised you didn't go to Dubai.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Me? No. You mean Saudi Arabia.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Saudi Arabia.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Dubai. Bro, I don't even go to San Francisco. I know.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to Glendale.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think I'm going to go to– no, no, no.
• 1:01:06
  I think if you chase money when you have money,
• 1:01:09
  then money owns you. Yeah. My time is what's valuable
• 1:01:14
  to me. And also, I'm not down with that whole thing.
• 1:01:19
  There's definitely a whitewashing. Schultz has a great argument. You're
• 1:01:30
  going to see your fans. Just because this is put
• 1:01:33
  on by a government that does bad things or has
• 1:01:36
  done bad things, guess what? Your government does bad things
• 1:01:39
  too and has done bad things. Right? You know, ask
• 1:01:43
  people in Yemen how they feel about America. Right? Ask
• 1:01:45
  people in Iraq. Ask the million people that died unnecessarily
• 1:01:49
  because we lied about weapons and mass destruction. Ask them.
• 1:01:53
  Ask them about America. You know? Right. Yeah. It's complicated.
• 1:02:00
  I get the argument. Like, I have fans in the
• 1:02:02
  Middle East. You want to go see your fans in
• 1:02:04
  the Middle East?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: How many fans?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: One?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I bet a lot. They have the internet, man.
• 1:02:09
  I bet a lot. Yeah. They do. It's not like
• 1:02:12
  North Korea. They're much more open than other parts of
• 1:02:15
  the world. You know, we can't judge them. Obviously, we
• 1:02:18
  can judge them. But if you want to be rational,
• 1:02:22
  like they're adjusting. Like women can drive now. It's a
• 1:02:26
  new thing. It's very recent. Andrew Schultz was telling me
• 1:02:31
  when he was over there that. A lot of people
• 1:02:34
  that are over there, they get their wife like a
• 1:02:36
  cheap Chinese car because these ladies have never driven before.
• 1:02:41
  They just play bumper cars with everything. They park terrible.
• 1:02:45
  They're always fucking their cars up. And these guys have
• 1:02:47
  big money. I mean, that's a very wealthy country. So
• 1:02:53
  they offered Shane a bag. They offered Shane a bag.
• 1:02:57
  He's like, no.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: And they doubled it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: And they doubled it. And he's like. No, no. He goes,
• 1:03:03
  it was hard when they doubled it. I'm like, of course.
• 1:03:06
  That's how they're trying to get you. But, you know,
• 1:03:10
  the criticism is all from people that were not invited,
• 1:03:14
  which is kind of typical.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Or were never going to be invited. Yeah.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: It's... It'd be good for them to experience comedy because
• 1:03:28
  I think comedy... is one of the only things that
• 1:03:33
  can get discussions going from both sides. Like if you
• 1:03:38
  go on stage and you have an opinion, and it's
• 1:03:41
  not funny, I could be in the audience, I have
• 1:03:42
  a different opinion. I'm like, well, fuck this guy. I
• 1:03:44
  don't agree with that at all. But if you go
• 1:03:46
  on stage with an opinion that makes me laugh, even
• 1:03:49
  if I don't agree with it, I'm like, oh, this motherfucker,
• 1:03:51
  he got me. He got me. That's a good point.
• 1:03:54
  That's a good point. And you're like giving your buddies knuckles.
• 1:03:57
  That's a good point. That's like where... Comedy breaks down doors. Unfortunately,
• 1:04:01
  there was like restrictions put on you, which is another
• 1:04:04
  reason why I wouldn't do it. Like if someone says
• 1:04:06
  you can't say this or you can't say that, I'm like, okay. Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: And then you say something like, well, I didn't think
• 1:04:11
  about that. You shouldn't have said that either. We're going to.
• 1:04:14
  There's laws.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: There's laws. Like if you went over there and made
• 1:04:18
  fun of a prince or a king or a royal
• 1:04:21
  or the government or whatever, you're in real trouble. Like
• 1:04:26
  you could go to jail forever trouble. That doesn't make
• 1:04:29
  me feel loose. Right. You know, that doesn't make me
• 1:04:31
  feel like I want to do stand up in a
• 1:04:33
  place like that.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Almost like the UK. Yikes.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: They're worse than anybody. That's what's funny. Most people don't
• 1:04:43
  even know. Most Americans are blissfully unaware of how crazy
• 1:04:50
  censorship has gotten in the UK.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: And crime.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Off the chart.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: And crime.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Crime and censorship because people are complaining about the crime.
• 1:04:57
  That's really what the censorship is all about because it's
• 1:04:59
  all about immigrants.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Pickpocketers everywhere.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Bro, they just brought in people from places they bombed.
• 1:05:06
  How wild is that? Like, oh, do we ruin your country?
• 1:05:09
  So sorry. Come on over and live in London.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Saudi Arabia of them.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: All the places that the West has bombed the shit
• 1:05:21
  out of. And you create all these refugees and then
• 1:05:23
  you bring them to your country. Like, what are you doing?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: It's insane.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Why don't you have a vetting process? Are you trying
• 1:05:31
  to ruin everything? And that's where I think it gets
• 1:05:34
  weird because I think like under the guise of empathy
• 1:05:38
  and under the guise of kindness, they are engineering the
• 1:05:43
  destruction of major Western cities. And the question is like who? Well,
• 1:05:47
  George Soros is the big one that everybody points to.
• 1:05:50
  But he can't be acting alone. There's got to be
• 1:05:52
  a lot of other people that also want the same result.
• 1:05:55
  And you got to go, well, why? And the more
• 1:05:59
  I think about it, the more I think about it
• 1:06:01
  with its accelerated pace right now, because it's so accelerated,
• 1:06:04
  the more I think it's connected to the ultimate birth
• 1:06:12
  of AI. When AI really does become the global force
• 1:06:16
  for everything, they're going to want you already locked into
• 1:06:20
  digital ID forever. And that's the first response that England
• 1:06:23
  has had to all these problems. It's not stop immigration.
• 1:06:27
  It's not crack down, find the criminals, arrest them. No, no, no.
• 1:06:30
  It's put everybody on digital ID to keep us all safe.
• 1:06:33
  And that's so once you see if they do have AI,
• 1:06:36
  AI is in control of everything, everything you do, all
• 1:06:40
  your money, all your food, all your groceries. They put
• 1:06:42
  carbon taxes on you so they can complete control you.
• 1:06:45
  You have a carbon allotment. So if you go over
• 1:06:48
  your carbon footprint, You can't travel anymore, so you're totally
• 1:06:53
  locked in. They want all that stuff in place, and
• 1:06:56
  the only way to get that stuff in place is
• 1:06:58
  to create chaos. So you want newly super restrictive laws.
• 1:07:02
  Get people so they're terrified and they want safety. Someone
• 1:07:07
  offers a solution, and that solution involves them being able
• 1:07:11
  to track you everywhere you go, and everybody has to
• 1:07:13
  have it. Yes, this is the solution to make us
• 1:07:17
  all safe. And the next thing you know, you're in
• 1:07:20
  a fucking Orwell book.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: But on the other side, I do like the idea
• 1:07:24
  of having my driver's license on my phone. You know
• 1:07:27
  what I mean?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Why not just get a chip? Don't be a pussy.
• 1:07:31
  Get the forearm chip. You know that's coming.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Get that chip, son.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Brain chip.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, look at the brain one. Wait, you know,
• 1:07:39
  it's like you don't go right into an iPhone. You
• 1:07:41
  get a BlackBerry first.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Do you think Elon has the brain chip and he's
• 1:07:44
  not telling anybody?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: No, I think Elon's an alien.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not real, right?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's from here. If there's a person
• 1:07:50
  that's not from here, that's the guy.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: Trillion dollar.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: He's a different kind of human. And he's having fun.
• 1:07:58
  That's the thing, man. Like, I'm friends with him. Like,
• 1:08:01
  I've hung out with him on air, off air. He's
• 1:08:06
  having fun. Like, he's having fun. That's what I want. He's, like,
• 1:08:10
  works constantly and also always laughing, having a good time.
• 1:08:14
  I got to see the SpaceX launch, and then Jamie
• 1:08:18
  and I were there on the lawn while it was launching.
• 1:08:21
  It was crazy. It was two miles away. I thought
• 1:08:24
  it was like a quarter of a mile or half
• 1:08:25
  a mile because it's so loud. Two miles. It's crazy.
• 1:08:28
  Two miles away. And then I got to sit in
• 1:08:30
  the command room and watch them. They had all these monitors.
• 1:08:34
  I don't know how many different cameras were on this
• 1:08:37
  fucking rocket. And we watched it touch down in Australia
• 1:08:39
  35 minutes later.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: That's so cool.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: It was wild. But all the way, he's joking around
• 1:08:46
  about it blowing up. Really? Yes. Because what they're doing
• 1:08:50
  with these is they were– he was explaining to us
• 1:08:53
  on the show that they were running very specific tolerance tests.
• 1:08:58
  So they would remove heat. shields in critical areas to
• 1:09:02
  see whether or not the vehicle will survive. So one
• 1:09:05
  of the things about the blowups, people are like, oh,
• 1:09:08
  he's a fucking idiot. He keeps blowing up his rockets.
• 1:09:11
  They're designed to possibly blow up because they want to
• 1:09:14
  find out what's the– what can it tolerate, right? And
• 1:09:17
  so they had removed these heat shields from very specific places,
• 1:09:20
  but it still made it. And so it lost pressure
• 1:09:23
  like somewhere over Australia, and there was like only a
• 1:09:26
  30% chance that it was going to touch down. But
• 1:09:29
  it did.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: That's so fucking cool.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: It's wild, man. It's wild how much data they're collecting instantaneously.
• 1:09:36
  And it was also practicing this thing that the way
• 1:09:40
  it shoots satellites into space, it's like a PEZ dispenser.
• 1:09:44
  So it has like these things, these satellites are all
• 1:09:47
  on a rack. And then this thing opens up that
• 1:09:50
  looks like, you know, like just a long, flat opening
• 1:09:57
  like a Pez would come out of. And then they
• 1:09:59
  shoot these satellites out of it. And they were practicing that.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is nuts. This is nuts. It's really weird.
• 1:10:10
  Like the door opens up and you're watching like this is.
• 1:10:14
  I don't think everybody understands how advanced this stuff is. Like,
• 1:10:18
  I thought, Jamie, you felt the same way, right, when
• 1:10:21
  we were going down to the factory. I thought they'd
• 1:10:23
  have a rocket that they built. No, they're building, like,
• 1:10:27
  hundreds of rockets.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Assembly plant, that kind of style?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's huge. It's fucking huge, man. At one point
• 1:10:36
  in time, what did they say they were going to
• 1:10:38
  be able to do, three a week? Wasn't it something
• 1:10:41
  crazy like that?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: That was the ultimate goal. More than that.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe three a day. I don't know. Three a week.
• 1:10:51
  Let's just say three a week. ROCKETS! That can go
• 1:10:54
  to space! And the process is fucking bananas. You can't
• 1:10:59
  take pictures. I don't even know if we're allowed to
• 1:11:02
  get specific, but while you're walking around and you're looking
• 1:11:05
  at it, I wouldn't be able to explain it to anybody.
• 1:11:07
  The Chinese are listening careful. What does Rogan say? Pest dispenser.
• 1:11:14
  Write that down. But it's nuts. They have garage doors
• 1:11:22
  that are as high as a fucking skyscraper. And then
• 1:11:25
  they roll out a rocket. You're like, yo, this is nuts.
• 1:11:32
  It's really like truly nuts.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: And the outside of it is just like a, like
• 1:11:39
  a cyber truck factory. Like what is going on here?
• 1:11:41
  Whose car is whose? How does anybody know? That's the argument. Um,
• 1:11:48
  like if you ever want to have, like if someone's
• 1:11:50
  going to totally completely track everything you do forever, it's
• 1:11:54
  going to be an electric car. Oh yeah. Right. Because
• 1:11:58
  that's just, you're just driving a computer. You didn't even
• 1:12:00
  have an engine anymore. Yeah. I mean, it's all, everything's electric. Electric,
• 1:12:04
  computer-controlled vehicle that self-drives itself. Yeah.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Have you tried one of the robo-taxis yet?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: No fucking way. I would feel like such a scab.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: I'd feel like a picket line crossover. Yeah.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: I do have a question for you. Have you gotten
• 1:12:23
  a colonoscopy?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got one.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Now, do you go to a regular doctor? Because I
• 1:12:28
  was thinking, like, that's a joke.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: You should probably go to a butthole doctor.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, like, do you go to, like, a
• 1:12:33
  private guy? Like, you don't go to, like, where all
• 1:12:35
  the other guys.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you on air where I get my
• 1:12:38
  butthole checked. Because it was.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Like, that's, like, weird. I just had one, and.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: How's everything up there? Good.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: Everything's great.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so amazing, right? It doesn't make any sense.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: What do you think about when you abuse your body?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: But I hate... They have to roll you, like... When
• 1:12:55
  you're getting it, they roll you down this hallway and
• 1:12:56
  there's all these, like, people just sitting there looking at it.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, it's his turn. Yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Like, we're really doing it, Red Band. Like, type shit.
• 1:13:03
  And that was just, it's just weird. It's not, it's very.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Do you get your blood work done? Do you get
• 1:13:10
  yourself checked up on?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Every six weeks, I do it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a unique blood screen that they can give
• 1:13:16
  you now that checks for all cancers in your body. Really?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit, I need that. We're just doing it.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Wasted Well will do it. Oh, really? Yeah. Fuck. I
• 1:13:24
  got nervous. Yeah. I got nervous like the first time
• 1:13:26
  I ever got an AIDS test. I got an AIDS
• 1:13:28
  test in the first time. I've been getting them a
• 1:13:30
  lot lately.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: I've been getting them a lot lately.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: Do it every six weeks.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: It was in the 90s. I was getting health insurance
• 1:13:39
  for the first time. And it was like early 90s,
• 1:13:42
  like 92, something like that. And I was like, oh, no.
• 1:13:46
  I was just thinking of all the stupid things that
• 1:13:49
  I've ever done. Right. What if I have AIDS and
• 1:13:51
  I don't even know it? That's how everybody thought back then.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: And the mosquitoes.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: And after a while, everyone was like, hey, no one's
• 1:13:57
  really getting AIDS. Right. What's going on?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: I was scared of AIDS, too.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, everybody was, dude. I remember the moment I found
• 1:14:04
  out that Magic Johnson was HIV positive. I was in
• 1:14:07
  my car. in Revere, Massachusetts, driving on the road. And
• 1:14:11
  you fucked him. And he was right next to me.
• 1:14:14
  With his dick out. I was like, you didn't tell me.
• 1:14:23
  That dude was the first one that everyone was scared. Like,
• 1:14:26
  oh no, he can get it? If he can get it,
• 1:14:28
  he's a superstar. If Magic Johnson can get it, I'm
• 1:14:31
  gonna die. I'm fucked. Oh my God. And we really
• 1:14:35
  thought That it was going to be like a zombie
• 1:14:37
  contagion that swept through the world and everyone was going
• 1:14:40
  to die. Because they were talking, like Fauci was on
• 1:14:43
  TV talking about children getting it from family members. Like
• 1:14:47
  that it was communicable, like in the air, like the flu.
• 1:14:51
  It was so spooky, man. That guy scared the fuck
• 1:14:54
  out of everybody when it came to AIDS. Just like
• 1:14:56
  he did with COVID.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: How weird.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: How weird that he did it again.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy to think that Eazy-E died from AIDS
• 1:15:02
  that month?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: How did EZE really die, though? He must have taken AZT.
• 1:15:07
  You know, the idea that EZE died from AIDS itself.
• 1:15:12
  It's mostly drug users. That was who was dying in
• 1:15:16
  the early days of AIDS. And this is what Peter
• 1:15:18
  Duesberg said. So Peter Duesberg, he's like a persona non
• 1:15:23
  grata in the medical world. And it's because he had
• 1:15:26
  a completely different opinion than everybody else. When AIDS first
• 1:15:30
  came out, it was like one piece of data that
• 1:15:32
  are not taken into consideration is that all these people
• 1:15:35
  that have AIDS, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, not just HIV positive,
• 1:15:40
  but all the people that have AIDS, all of them
• 1:15:42
  are hardcore drug users. It was like 90 something percent
• 1:15:46
  of people that had air quotes AIDS. And they weren't,
• 1:15:50
  I don't know whether it's political correctness or what. It
• 1:15:53
  was a lot of gay party guys. And these guys
• 1:15:55
  were taking hardcore shit like amyl nitrate. which apparently loosens
• 1:16:00
  up the old booty hole, makes it easy to, as
• 1:16:02
  the kids say today, bottom. They didn't used to call
• 1:16:05
  it bottom back then. They were calling it butt fucking.
• 1:16:09
  Now it's bottoming. You know, have you seen hole talks?
• 1:16:13
  Guys get a Botox on their hole to make it looser.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: To make bottoming easier. They call it hole talks.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Oh no.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you leave men to their own devices, they
• 1:16:24
  will come up with the worst things to do to themselves. Yeah. But, um,
• 1:16:28
  So that was, so Duesberg, his contention, and it was like,
• 1:16:31
  I remember we had him on the podcast. And it
• 1:16:35
  was the first time we got like violent pushback. People like,
• 1:16:38
  you have blood on your hands. I'm like, who's dying
• 1:16:40
  of AIDS right now? Because this was like 2012 or something.
• 1:16:44
  I'm like, who's dying of AIDS? Is this a real thing?
• 1:16:46
  Because I'm just bringing on this guy from the University
• 1:16:50
  of California, Berkeley, who's a tenured professor who did groundbreaking
• 1:16:54
  research on cancer, like really respected. Until he took this
• 1:16:57
  position on HIV that was outside of the Fauci narrative.
• 1:17:01
  And he was like, I don't think that's what we're
• 1:17:03
  looking at here. He goes, I think HIV is a
• 1:17:05
  symptom of someone having a very compromised immune system. I
• 1:17:09
  don't think it's a cause. And they were like, you monster.
• 1:17:14
  You have blood on your hands. I remember there was
• 1:17:16
  an article written in one of those magazines, like Spin
• 1:17:20
  Magazine or something like that. Spin. Back in the day.
• 1:17:23
  You know, one of those cool magazines. They used to
• 1:17:27
  have cool music magazines. Spin was a cool music magazine.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Falcon. There was another one. What was the other one? Maxim.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: No. Maxim was like a guy's magazine. But remember Rolling
• 1:17:36
  Stone used to be cool. It used to be cool.
• 1:17:39
  Before it was like a propaganda arm. It was like
• 1:17:44
  you'd get interesting stories. And this was in, I think
• 1:17:50
  it was Spin magazine.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Spin, yeah. There was another one that was like Spin.
• 1:17:53
  That's what I'm trying to remember.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Let's see if you can find Peter Duesberg article AIDS.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Easy died only a month after he was diagnosed.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: He went full blown that fast?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: He might have been diagnosed with full blown.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Wow. Some rapper thinks it was a conspiracy that he
• 1:18:11
  was killed by the government.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Well, that's fun.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, Ice Cube had that whole album saying that
• 1:18:16
  he got fucked. fucked in the ass by dr jay
• 1:18:18
  in a baseball bat no vaseline or whatever so.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah well who knows don't you remember when uh suge
• 1:18:27
  knight was on i think he was on jimmy kimmel
• 1:18:29
  show talking about how you just inject somebody with aids
• 1:18:32
  oh yeah you can inject them with aids like the
• 1:18:35
  mosquitoes yeah um what was my question oh peter duisburg
• 1:18:39
  spin magazine yeah so he wrote this article about it
• 1:18:42
  and then he I believe he wrote a book about it,
• 1:18:45
  but he's fucked. like his career completely stalled out after
• 1:18:48
  that he couldn't get funding for things and you know
• 1:18:52
  widely dismissed by all most all other scientists and back
• 1:18:57
  then I used to think it doesn't make sense that
• 1:18:59
  this one guy has figured things out and that nobody
• 1:19:02
  else does but now I'm like maybe it's the same
• 1:19:06
  as what happened during COVID but maybe back then there's
• 1:19:08
  no internet And maybe back then they could just get
• 1:19:11
  away with it. Maybe back then they got used to
• 1:19:14
  getting away with it, which is why they tried it
• 1:19:15
  again in 2020. That's why they did the exact same
• 1:19:18
  thing to all those legitimate professors, legitimate doctors. They shamed
• 1:19:23
  them and banned them. They didn't want anybody deviating. And that's,
• 1:19:27
  I think, what they might have done to this guy.
• 1:19:30
  That's crazy to think that the whole AIDS crisis might
• 1:19:33
  have really been about people destroying their immune system through
• 1:19:38
  hardcore drug use. That was his contention. People were saying
• 1:19:42
  it's very homophobic. It's like, okay, let's say a bunch
• 1:19:47
  of nice things about gay people. We love them. I
• 1:19:51
  have no problem with gay people. Let's say it. If
• 1:19:53
  you're talking about this, if you were a doctor back then,
• 1:19:56
  gay people are amazing. However, all these gay people are
• 1:19:58
  doing drugs. All these gay people that are getting AIDS,
• 1:20:01
  something like 90% of them were hardcore drug users. This
• 1:20:05
  was his contention. And you would say, well, that's what
• 1:20:09
  opens them to the type of behavior that you get
• 1:20:11
  AIDS with. Like, okay. Right. But Sam Kinison had a
• 1:20:16
  bit about that. Do you remember his bit? He was like,
• 1:20:19
  they say, Sam, AIDS is a communicable disease. Straight people
• 1:20:23
  get it too. Name one!
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Name one fucking guy!
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Name one! It's not our fucking dance!
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: He didn't write the article, but he's definitely in the article.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Right, there was an article about him. Yeah. No, he
• 1:20:37
  didn't write the article. Did I say he wrote it?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm just for clarification because I didn't.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: No, it was an article about Bob Guccione, Spin Magazine.
• 1:20:45
  Isn't he the guy that owns Penthouse? I think so, right? No.
• 1:20:49
  Bob Guccione Jr., founder of Spin. Penthouse. Well, maybe. Maybe. Okay,
• 1:20:58
  listen to this. So this is... what he wrote, what
• 1:21:01
  Bob Guccione Jr. wrote. Scroll up a little higher. At
• 1:21:08
  the end of 1989, two years after we started the
• 1:21:11
  highly controversial AIDS column in SPIN, we published an article
• 1:21:17
  by Cecilia Farber called The Sins of Omission about the
• 1:21:21
  truly bad and corrupt science surrounding promoting AZT as a
• 1:21:25
  treatment for the syndrome of diseases. Celia was the editor
• 1:21:30
  and frequent writer of the column and unearthed hard evidence
• 1:21:34
  of the cold-bloodedness of the AIDS establishment pushing a drug
• 1:21:37
  that was worse than the disease and killed faster than
• 1:21:41
  the natural progression of AIDS left untreated. AZT had been
• 1:21:46
  an abandoned cancer drug discarded because of its fatal toxicity,
• 1:21:51
  resurrected in the cynical belief that AIDS patients were going
• 1:21:54
  to die anyway. So trying it out was sort of
• 1:21:57
  like playing with the house's money. Because the drug didn't
• 1:22:00
  require the usual massive expensive research and trial processes, having
• 1:22:05
  gone through that years earlier, it was insanely profitable for
• 1:22:09
  its maker, Burroughs Wellcome. It was a tragically perfect storm
• 1:22:14
  of windfall profits, something to pacify AIDS activists and the media,
• 1:22:19
  and a convenient boom to the patient holders for HIV testing. Oh, patent,
• 1:22:24
  excuse me, patent owners, patent holders for HIV testing. Celia...
• 1:22:29
  who should get the Congressional Medal of Honor for her
• 1:22:32
  brave and relentless reporting, here and throughout the 10 years
• 1:22:35
  we ran the column, exposed the worthlessness of the drug,
• 1:22:39
  the shady studies and deals to suppress the negative findings
• 1:22:43
  and its awful and final consequences. This piece very literally
• 1:22:48
  changed the media's view of AIDS and sharpened their discerning
• 1:22:52
  and skeptical eye. And soon after, AZT was once again shelved,
• 1:22:56
  hopefully this time forever. Many times over the years since
• 1:23:00
  people have come up to me and said that reading
• 1:23:02
  this article saved their lives, that they either stopped taking
• 1:23:05
  the drug and their health improved vastly, or they never
• 1:23:09
  took it because of what we reported. Nothing ever made
• 1:23:13
  me prouder. Bob Guccione Jr. Founder of spin October 3rd, 2015.
• 1:23:19
  So this is all, this article is all about Peter
• 1:23:24
  Duesberg's perspective on this. And, uh, It's very complicated, and
• 1:23:29
  it's certainly not for a guy like me to figure
• 1:23:32
  out if he's telling the truth or if he's correct.
• 1:23:34
  But what they said about AZT and chemotherapy and pushing
• 1:23:38
  AZT through and how they made a bunch of money,
• 1:23:41
  that's all true. They were not only that, but they
• 1:23:43
  were giving AZT to people that showed no symptoms, like
• 1:23:45
  Arthur Ashe. Arthur Ashe tested positive. They gave him AZT.
• 1:23:52
  There's a bunch of people died from taking AZT that
• 1:23:55
  probably didn't have to die. All right. That's scary shit, man.
• 1:23:59
  If it's the same guy that pushed the vaccine during
• 1:24:02
  the AIDS crisis, during the COVID crisis, it's kind of
• 1:24:06
  fucked that he got to do it twice.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Serial killer.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: And if he didn't do it twice, nobody probably would
• 1:24:10
  be aware that it was the same guy. Because even
• 1:24:12
  if you know about AZT, nobody was going Anthony Fauci.
• 1:24:15
  Nobody was saying that guy's name. You know, you weren't
• 1:24:18
  saying when you would talk about the AIDS crisis. They
• 1:24:21
  even made a movie about it, right? Dallas Buyers Club.
• 1:24:24
  That's the fucking movie. That's what it's about. The bad
• 1:24:27
  guy in Dallas Buyers Club is Anthony Fauci. Really?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: I need to rewatch this.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: That's the guy keeping them from getting other medications and
• 1:24:35
  pushing AZT. They do the same thing. We played a
• 1:24:40
  video the other day where Fauci was talking about AZT.
• 1:24:42
  The reason why they use it is because it's both
• 1:24:44
  safe and effective. He used the exact same terminology. Fucking wild.
• 1:24:50
  It's wild. And then when Biden's leaving office, he gives
• 1:24:53
  him a pardon. Big old juicy pardon.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: It's kind of funny. It is kind of funny, right?
• 1:25:01
  It's like, God, when it's so in your face, the
• 1:25:04
  corruption is so up your ass and in your face.
• 1:25:06
  What are you going to do?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Move to New York. Become a socialist. Try that out.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: No thanks. That's going to be interesting to see what
• 1:25:21
  happens in New York.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, most likely he's not going to be able to
• 1:25:24
  do most of the stuff he said he was going
• 1:25:26
  to do because he'll find out you can't.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I heard all these CEOs are moving out of
• 1:25:30
  there and the stock market I heard is moving. I
• 1:25:32
  don't know if that's real.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Is that real?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Stock market's moving to Texas, I heard.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: What? No.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: Stock market here. It's similar, but I don't think it's
• 1:25:40
  the same.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: But you got to have a Ten Commandments on the
• 1:25:42
  wall and check your gun at the door.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: I just got my first gun. I can't wait to
• 1:25:47
  shoot it.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Congratulations. What'd you get?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: So easy. Shadow Systems War Poet.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: Whoa, war poet. That sounds like something Aubrey Marcus would write.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: The whole time I'm like, wait, is this Aubrey's gun?
• 1:25:58
  He's got a signature gun. Yeah, shadow system, though. It's
• 1:26:02
  like a Glock 19-ish, you know.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Okay. Nine millimeter? Nine millimeter. Have you gone to the
• 1:26:08
  range yet?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: Not yet. I need to go. I want to get
• 1:26:11
  a scope for it, though, too, like one of those
• 1:26:12
  laser scopes.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Red dot.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: It's called a red dot.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Don't say a scope. A scope.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: Of course, I need to get a silencer and all
• 1:26:18
  that fun stuff.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: But it's so crazy how easy it is. I didn't
• 1:26:25
  know it was literally walk in and go, I want
• 1:26:27
  a gun, and they do a little background check and go,
• 1:26:29
  here's your gun. You don't have to register it.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: They just make sure you're not a criminal. Right.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: It's great. Yeah. It's better.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: And you don't even need to do that. You could
• 1:26:38
  literally give somebody a gun in this state and go, here,
• 1:26:40
  that's your gun now. Gift a gun.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: The craziest thing about this country is the place with
• 1:26:45
  the most gun violence. Are the cities that have the
• 1:26:47
  tightest gun control. Right.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: Like, boy, you talk about counterintuitive. Yeah. I wonder if
• 1:26:53
  that's our same problem with drugs. I really do. I mean,
• 1:26:57
  I don't necessarily think it's going to be good to
• 1:27:00
  have all drugs legal and sold everywhere. I just don't
• 1:27:04
  think it's necessarily good for us. But also, it's not
• 1:27:07
  good to not do it. It's not good to make
• 1:27:10
  it illegal because then people are just going to get
• 1:27:12
  it somewhere else.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Right, and bad versions of it.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: This is my argument against gambling too, especially online gambling.
• 1:27:22
  If online gambling becomes somehow or another illegal, like if
• 1:27:25
  they stop with these apps, let's say some people decide, look,
• 1:27:29
  there's so many people that are losing their money and
• 1:27:31
  going crazy and getting addicted to sports books. That we're
• 1:27:36
  going to have to ban all these apps that allow
• 1:27:38
  you to bet on sports. And then there's a scandal
• 1:27:41
  that happened with the NBA. And there's another scandal with
• 1:27:43
  the UFC. So it's clear that organized crime is getting
• 1:27:48
  involved and people are trying to make money with rigging
• 1:27:50
  bets and shit like that. So we're going to make
• 1:27:52
  it illegal. You think people are going to stop betting?
• 1:27:55
  It's just going to be like during the prohibition. During
• 1:27:58
  the prohibition, what did they do? They went out and
• 1:28:01
  they fucking bought illegal booze. They're going to go out
• 1:28:04
  and they're going to support illegal gambling. They're going to
• 1:28:06
  go to people's houses where they're going to have poker
• 1:28:08
  games and they're going to get robbed. You're just going
• 1:28:11
  to open people up to crime. You're going to open
• 1:28:15
  people up to the kind of people that are willing
• 1:28:16
  to risk their freedom in order to have an illegal
• 1:28:19
  game so they can make money. Those are wild people, man.
• 1:28:22
  That's the same people bringing in fentanyl. That's why they
• 1:28:24
  have to blow these boats up. The reason why they
• 1:28:26
  have to blow these boats up is because fentanyl is
• 1:28:28
  coming in. The reason why fentanyl is coming in is
• 1:28:30
  because we don't have legal drugs. We have to get
• 1:28:33
  it illegally. And we got a shit ton of junkies.
• 1:28:38
  The drugs are illegal, but they somehow. Mm-hmm.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: It's all drugs.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: I think that fentanyl bin looks sexy on a girl, though.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: It's crazy for spine control. Some people are doing amazing yoga.
• 1:28:58
  I've done yoga. It's hard. It's hard to stay still.
• 1:29:04
  These fucking dudes are on the street literally looking at
• 1:29:08
  their asshole. It's crazy. Looking back at their asshole, one
• 1:29:12
  leg forward, face sniffing their own butt, and somehow or
• 1:29:16
  another they just hold that position. With their hand out
• 1:29:19
  here like this.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: It must feel so good.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: But legal gambling is what's killing Vegas, right? Vegas is
• 1:29:27
  in a lot of trouble.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Vegas is in a little bit of trouble. I think
• 1:29:29
  the problem with Vegas is things got super expensive. They
• 1:29:32
  started charging people for parking. They stopped giving as many
• 1:29:36
  free drinks at the tables. But that might have been
• 1:29:40
  in response to losing money, too. I don't know. But
• 1:29:44
  that's what a lot of people complain about.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: And that's sad.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: Because, I mean, that's... Vegas is a tricky place because
• 1:29:51
  if you could do what you could do everywhere and
• 1:29:54
  not have to go to Vegas for it, what does
• 1:29:56
  it have for you? Right. All it has is, like,
• 1:29:59
  big event centers and the fact that you go there
• 1:30:01
  for a vacation. So, like, that's why they're trying to
• 1:30:04
  get people to do, like, they do residencies. You know,
• 1:30:08
  like Celine Dion had the residency there. And I think...
• 1:30:12
  What's his face? Garth Brooks had a residency there.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: And a sphere.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: You have to make stuff like that.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: The sphere. Yeah. Yeah. Like you can only go– they're
• 1:30:22
  building some extra spheres, right? That's right.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: The original goal was to have three of them, and
• 1:30:26
  I think now they've reeled back on that. There's a
• 1:30:29
  smaller one I saw getting made somewhere.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: Those mini spears are blowing up now everywhere. They just
• 1:30:34
  opened up one in Dallas, and I wouldn't invest in
• 1:30:37
  that company.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: That's a separate thing, but there's one place that allows
• 1:30:42
  you to be in front of a screen that is
• 1:30:45
  so big it feels like you're on the field, right?
• 1:30:48
  I've seen those. That's the one we're talking about?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: It's weirdly called Cosm, and I don't think it's related.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: To the other place. It's not.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: It's not.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Chapel of Sacred Mirrors. That's his. Alex Gray. Leave him alone.
• 1:30:59
  He owns Cosm. You can't call it Cosm. Oh. You know?
• 1:31:02
  That's Chapel of Sacred Mirrors.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: They made that sweet Matrix version of the movie. I
• 1:31:07
  want to see it.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: I'll show you. It's insane.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: You haven't seen this?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: No. Cosm did this? Yeah.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: You can still go. I think they have it in Dallas.
• 1:31:16
  I want to go see that.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: It's called Matrix in Shared Reality.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: Let me find the video of the Matrix.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: This is a company they invest in.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: Well, it's the greatest way to see a fight. Yeah.
• 1:31:28
  It's probably better than going live.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: It is probably.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: It's the same screen. You're watching it there.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: But, like, that's the movie in the middle, and then
• 1:31:35
  they've added all the extra shit around it to.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Like, add whatever.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: You know, nonsense shit to look at. They did a
• 1:31:42
  similar thing with The Wizard of Oz. Like, I saw
• 1:31:44
  people complaining The Wizard of Oz that the sphere is
• 1:31:47
  full of AI because they expanded the screen.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: But they did it, right?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: I've seen shit, though. It looks kind of neat.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: It looks badass.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Like, they got the tornado flying.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: Around in the sphere. The tornado. Well, why are people upset?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: Because people are nonsense.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: I want the old one. You can still get the
• 1:32:00
  old one. It's not the sphere. You're at the sphere.
• 1:32:04
  Shut the fuck up. Enjoy it.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: Flying monkeys in the sphere.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, I want it to be like the old one.
• 1:32:08
  I want it to be grainy and make me feel
• 1:32:11
  like apple pie. Remind me of the olden days when
• 1:32:16
  that was a good movie. Bro, you know how many
• 1:32:18
  people died from The Wizard of Oz?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Like, Like, how many people got sick? Like, that dude
• 1:32:23
  that had the Tin Man, that guy got fucked up
• 1:32:26
  from that stuff. Makeup, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: A lot of shit happened.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: The makeup got him. Mm-hmm.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: There was, I think, over 10 things that happened like
• 1:32:37
  that on the Wizard of Oz. There's a lot of
• 1:32:39
  shit that happened.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Like, I.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: Don't know if that hanging guy was real, but remember
• 1:32:44
  that guy?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Did someone hang himself?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: Hung himself and he... Was that real? I don't think
• 1:32:47
  that was real, right?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: It's definitely one of the longest lasting urban myths about it, though.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But what happened to the Tin Man?
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: It was the makeup.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: Right, but what happened to him?
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: I'm looking it up.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: I think it was bad. You've got to imagine, how
• 1:33:03
  toxic is that stuff? Right. Especially back then. This was
• 1:33:06
  back when they had the Radium Girls. Do you know
• 1:33:08
  about that?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: The witch had something happen to her, too.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: Buddy Epson originally cast and roles the Wood Man, a.k.a.
• 1:33:14
  the Tin Man. It was essentially poisoned by the makeup,
• 1:33:17
  which was made of pure aluminum dust. Oh, my God.
• 1:33:20
  Nine days after filming started, he was hospitalized, sitting under
• 1:33:24
  an oxygen tent. When he was not getting better fast enough,
• 1:33:27
  the filmmakers hired Jack Haley to be the Tin Man instead.
• 1:33:31
  This time, instead of applying aluminum powder, the makeup artist
• 1:33:33
  mixed it into a paste and painted it on him.
• 1:33:36
  He did develop an infection in his right eye that
• 1:33:38
  needed medical attention, but it ended up being treatable. So
• 1:33:41
  that guy just left him.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: The guy lost it. He lost the role.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: He lost the role.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: Wow, that sucks.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: So whatever happened to him afterwards? Yeah. Let's find out
• 1:33:48
  what happened to Buddy Epson after the... Let's see. What
• 1:33:51
  if he survived? No, that can't be him.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: Wait, that's the original guy.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: That's him?
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, they replaced him.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Right, but it can't be Buddy Epson from the Beverly Hillbillies. Right.
• 1:34:04
  It can't be the same guy.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, how many.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. How many Buddy Epsons are there?
• 1:34:09
  What did that just say?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, it's him.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: That's him?
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: So he got lucky.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Maybe it never would have been Jed Clampett. Right.
• 1:34:17
  It couldn't have been the Tin Man.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: That's nuts.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: Man, his face looks like a Tin Man now that
• 1:34:22
  you look at it.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: Is that definitely the same guy? Does it say that?
• 1:34:25
  Right here.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: Best known for roles as Jed Clampett.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Right. Right. But does it say that he was in?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a little Tin Man like the second picture over.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: I know, but that might be the other one. Is
• 1:34:39
  that the same guy? Well, look in his Wikipedia.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: I think there's two different famous Buddy Ibsens. I know.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: What are the odds? Well, the other guy, maybe he's dead.
• 1:34:45
  Maybe he didn't get famous. This guy jacked his name.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's signed by MGM.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz. There it is.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: That's him. He was the original Wizard of Oz. Sexy.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: Poisoned his ass. That's nuts, man.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: I also got sick off of her stuff.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, she was wearing green, right?
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Burns from the makeup.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, she got burns.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: That was false.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Copper makeup.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Copper makeup so that it wouldn't seep through her wounds
• 1:35:13
  and become toxic. Unlike Epson, she didn't get fired because
• 1:35:16
  they could live without her on the set for several
• 1:35:18
  more weeks. Oh, my God.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: That is false. The actor didn't hang himself.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: And one of them playing the munchkins? Mm-hmm.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: Whew.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: True.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Someone stepped on Toto. Oh, no. Yeah, those movies are
• 1:35:37
  weird to watch now because you realize that wasn't that
• 1:35:39
  long ago in terms of human history and people were
• 1:35:42
  just weird back then.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Nuts.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: So what does the sphere version of The Wizard of
• 1:35:49
  Oz look like?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: So they... As an example... It's normal in the middle.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: But then they built everything around it. So when there's
• 1:35:56
  a tornado, the original movie just had a little spinny tornado.
• 1:35:59
  Now they make this humongous tornado where you can see
• 1:36:03
  the clouds in the sky and this monster trunk of
• 1:36:06
  a tornado. It's so awesome.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Who would complain about that? Yeah.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: People just hear AI, don't change my movies.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to see a big version of the
• 1:36:16
  same old shitty movie. Right.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: And while that tornado is going on, they have things
• 1:36:20
  flying through the air for real.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: Like drones? No, no.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: Things that are supposed to look like dust and stuff.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: Like, look at that. Oh, my God. That's amazing.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: Giant fans in there that throw debris in the air
• 1:36:30
  and shit.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, my God. That's incredible. Why would anybody complain
• 1:36:37
  about that? You know, when they did the UFC there,
• 1:36:41
  I think it was at least 20 million people. Oh,
• 1:36:46
  they spread it out? Do that again?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had the ad stuff that the actors would
• 1:36:51
  have been doing.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: That's what I saw people were mad about, whether they
• 1:36:54
  were really mad or not.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that guy looks fake. Well, no, this is
• 1:36:58
  not the final version.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's when they're working on it?
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: That's when they were working on it still.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Yeah. So they had to have him walk
• 1:37:04
  into the scene. Look at that. Wow.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, it looks badass. I want to go really bad.
• 1:37:10
  I'm going to go there next month to go see it.
• 1:37:15
  See something.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: It's also not the whole movie, I think.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: It's not? No. I thought it was.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think they did the entire thing. Like, let's
• 1:37:23
  say if the movie's two hours, I think it's an
• 1:37:24
  hour and a half or something like that.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, that's not cool.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: They might have cut out some songs or something.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do that because then it's not
• 1:37:31
  going to sync up. Right.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I wish they would do that, though. Like, if
• 1:37:34
  you go there, you get headphones and you listen to
• 1:37:37
  the Pink Floyd.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: That would be badass.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Well, you would bring your phone. Oh. And you would
• 1:37:42
  sync it up.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: So that would piss me off if they fucked it
• 1:37:46
  up and made it an hour and a half instead
• 1:37:48
  of two hours, and I just dropped acid.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: And I was ready. Damn.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go see Zach Brown Band there next month.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: What is he doing in there?
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: He's got a residency there. He's doing The Sphere. What
• 1:38:00
  is he doing with, like, the craziness in the sky?
• 1:38:01
  I don't know. He said he was working on– they've
• 1:38:03
  been working on a lot of cool stuff, but I
• 1:38:05
  didn't ask him.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, he probably can't tell you anyway.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: Right, until the thing– so who's been there?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: They had– Grateful Dead.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: Fish.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: Fish.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: Right. Was it Fish? Yeah.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: Fish was there. You two started it.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: You two started it. Right. You two did the first one.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: And the Backstreet Boys or something weird like that was there. NSYNC.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: Backstreet Boys.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: Backstreet Boys.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: When I was there the weekend it started and I
• 1:38:29
  was walking around. wondering why everyone was dressed in white.
• 1:38:33
  I don't know how you do this and how you
• 1:38:34
  tell people to do this. Everyone showed up in white.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: For the Backstreet Boys?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: For every show.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: 20,000 people.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: For the Backstreet Boys? Yeah.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: Mostly girls.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: Guys too. Wait. I don't know how you communicate that.
• 1:38:45
  What is that all about?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It was very strange. Walking around Vegas
• 1:38:48
  seeing everyone dressed in white jeans, white shirts.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: Ew.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: What is fucking happening? Oh, the Backstreet Boys are here.
• 1:38:55
  And you leave at 1130 and they're all walking around
• 1:38:56
  drunk and still all in white shirts.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: Bro, the Backstreet Boys were huge when I was 21.
• 1:39:00
  If you had told me when I was 38, they
• 1:39:01
  would be playing in the most sophisticated dome, the most
• 1:39:05
  sophisticated auditorium, whatever you want to call it, stadium that
• 1:39:09
  anyone's ever performed in. I'd be like, what?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: And selling it out.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: I've got the list of acts now. Yeah, Zac Brown
• 1:39:14
  starts in a couple weeks. Yeah. No Doubts coming in May.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: No Doubt?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Yep. Wow.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: Kenny Chesney's also been there.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: Do you know how much money it must cost to run?
• 1:39:23
  Because the UFC budget was way over because of it.
• 1:39:26
  Because they had these big, crazy animated things that were
• 1:39:29
  going on in the background. It was fucking cool as shit, man.
• 1:39:32
  Just walking into the building the first time, I was like,
• 1:39:34
  this is nuts.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really, truly impressive. And I guess the
• 1:39:39
  outside is insane, too. You know? Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: It's cool, the visuals they have on that. Like the advertisement, too.
• 1:39:46
  They would just have Samsung phones on this big.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. After a while, it's just going to be drones
• 1:39:52
  in the sky. Just pixel-sized drones. Just trillions of them
• 1:39:56
  playing a movie out. I mean, that sounds crazy, but
• 1:39:59
  so does a screen. So does a giant. I was
• 1:40:03
  watching some guy reviewing the biggest TV you can buy now.
• 1:40:08
  It's like 118 inches.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: 130, I think.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: Is it really? Yeah.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: So maybe it's, you know, the thing about these things
• 1:40:15
  is like maybe the video I watched is seven months old. Right.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: And now there's a one that's.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: Was it Linus Tech Tips?
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: No, someone else. Some guy. And he was like, you
• 1:40:25
  can sit it on a cabinet, but it weighs 240 pounds.
• 1:40:30
  So you have to have like a super sturdy cabinet.
• 1:40:33
  But most people should just hang them on the wall.
• 1:40:35
  But you do not try to hang it on the
• 1:40:36
  wall by yourself. He's like, it's just way too heavy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:40
  What is it?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: It's 10 days old. It's a 116-inch TV.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, so that's the biggest? I don't know.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: I just typed in biggest TV.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: It's the largest TV in the world.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's a mid-LED.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: I think there's something a little bigger than that.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe it is. Maybe it is 116 inches.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: Unboxing the biggest TV yet.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: Unbox therapy.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: The thing I like that's cool that nobody can get
• 1:41:00
  is like what Justin Bieber and Kanye have in their warehouses,
• 1:41:03
  which is like a giant Jumbotron screen. And they're watching
• 1:41:06
  TV and watching movies.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: A giant jumbotron. So they made a movie theater.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: It's like they're practicing for their arena shows.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: What? Really? No. So a jumbotron like you would have
• 1:41:23
  at Madison Square Garden. And they have one in their house.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: Justin Bieber. You've been following Bieber?
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Justin Bieber's doing a Twitch stream?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: He started doing Twitch recently, yeah.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just live streaming. He's making videos and practicing.
• 1:41:39
  He's got a basketball hoop and golf shoes.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: How many people are watching while he's doing this? I
• 1:41:42
  don't know.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: He also doesn't really communicate with the fans or anything.
• 1:41:45
  They just kind of have it on. That thing back
• 1:41:47
  here is a giant screen. I don't know if you
• 1:41:48
  can see it on.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: That's so weird. But, like, how many people are watching
• 1:41:53
  this while it's streaming?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: Well, this video has 250,000 views from 13 days ago.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: Right, but this is a YouTube video. This isn't an
• 1:41:59
  actual stream.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: Right, this is a reposting of it.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: Right. Is it on his channel? No. Bug is his channel?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: No, this isn't his channel. I don't want to show
• 1:42:08
  the video.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: So the 242,000 are on someone else's channel. So they've
• 1:42:13
  taken his stream and reposted it.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. He's just making his video or making songs.
• 1:42:19
  But it's not showing the screen I wanted to show you.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: How do you know about this? Are you a Belieber?
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: He's got good songs.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: He's got good songs. He's a golfer.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's a golfer.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's a golfer. It's that cult. The cult of
• 1:42:33
  the ball. Cult of the little white ball.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: LeBron got the bug. Kevin Hart got the bug.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: I saw Kevin Hart got the bug. You motherfuckers. Everyone's
• 1:42:41
  got that goddamn golfing bug. Kevin Hart? Yeah. I bet
• 1:42:44
  Red Band never gets that bug.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't. Fuck that shit.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: It's never going to happen. They'll never get you with that.
• 1:42:50
  I don't want that.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: They'll never get you.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: It sounds horrible.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: They'll never get you with some outdoor activity. Fuck off.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: Fuck off.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't be that. Fuck off with your archery.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: Outdoor. Archery? You want to do archery?
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: I used to do archery in middle school.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: Well, when we open up– what's that?
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: Kanye watching a basketball game on his screen.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: Can I get a perspective, though?
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: That's Kanye down there.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: What? That's awesome. No way. For real? That's how he
• 1:43:15
  watches TV? I don't– I mean– It's a 100-foot screen?
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: That'd be cool.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: That's badass. Is that like the panel thing? That's all
• 1:43:23
  before the anti-Jew stuff when they killed his bank account.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that like the panel things,
• 1:43:28
  like where they put those panels? It has to be.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: Bro, go back to that. That's insane.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: Joe, get that for the studio so we can go
• 1:43:34
  watch basketball. That's insane.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: You know we're doing another studio? Circuit of America.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: Circuit of America. That is so awesome, dude. That amusement
• 1:43:42
  park there looks.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: So fucking cool, dude. It's sick. They have great restaurants
• 1:43:47
  that are opening up there. They have a fitness center there.
• 1:43:49
  It's dope. It's pretty dope. And the track is incredible.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but is it going to be like, like traffic
• 1:43:56
  nightmare around there because that area is already kind of
• 1:43:59
  a traffic nightmare around there.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: You know, it's not the best place to drive to sometimes.
• 1:44:05
  Like I went to see Garth Brooks there recently. It
• 1:44:07
  was nuts. So many people there. I saw Eminem there.
• 1:44:10
  That was nuts.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, you saw Eminem there?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, damn.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know he was there.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: It was great. It was great. He looks good. And
• 1:44:18
  he put on a very energetic show. You know, he
• 1:44:21
  still can flow fast. You know, it was really good.
• 1:44:24
  It was a great show. And who else did we
• 1:44:26
  see there? Oh, Post Malone was there. I saw Post
• 1:44:29
  Malone there a couple times. I saw him when he
• 1:44:30
  did the, I think a couple times. I saw him
• 1:44:33
  when he did the, the other time I saw him
• 1:44:35
  was in Dallas. But he did the country music tour.
• 1:44:39
  So he was doing mostly country, a lot of acoustic songs,
• 1:44:42
  a lot of acoustic guitars. Great.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: Posty. Here's a fun story about Posty. When I met him,
• 1:44:49
  he met my fiance, Janice, who's Asian. And he exchanged
• 1:44:54
  phone numbers with her. And then I find out later
• 1:44:56
  how he's got, like, the biggest Asian fetish ever.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. And I'm like.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: And so Janice and him have text... I'm like, oh, no.
• 1:45:05
  She calls him Posty. He has a joke just to
• 1:45:07
  piss me off. Like, oh, Posty.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: What's... Can he just be a friend?
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: He loves Asian girls more than me. That's hilarious.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: It is a thing. Mm-hmm. Dudes who love Asian girls.
• 1:45:18
  It becomes a thing.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know why... But it seems to stick.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: It's probably like Chung Lee from Street Fighter as a kid.
• 1:45:28
  You know, seeing her in that little dress.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: That can't be it. That can't be the only reason.
• 1:45:32
  That's ridiculous.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: It's interesting though, right? It becomes a type.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw the Stones there. That was nuts. That
• 1:45:44
  was nuts.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: So it's an outdoor concert there?
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, they have a huge stage. And the
• 1:45:50
  Stones was like over 100,000 people were there for it.
• 1:45:53
  Because it was also during Circuit of the Americas. It
• 1:45:55
  was bananas, man. Like, you can't even believe you're seeing it.
• 1:46:00
  It's so nuts. It's one of those things where you're like,
• 1:46:03
  is that really Mick Jagger out there? Like, this is,
• 1:46:06
  you know what I mean? Like, some people chain a
• 1:46:09
  level of, like, legendary status that you can barely believe
• 1:46:12
  they're real when you see them in person. That was
• 1:46:14
  what it was like. They were great, man. Like, put
• 1:46:18
  on a great fucking show.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: At 1,000 years old. Have you raced a car there?
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: Is that possible? Yeah, I've driven around. I haven't raced anybody,
• 1:46:24
  but I've gone fast. Wow. I want to go fast.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I took the, well, I've driven a few cars
• 1:46:31
  around there. I drove my car, which is a GT3 RS,
• 1:46:36
  a 2007 GT3 RS. I took that around the track.
• 1:46:38
  I took a Ford GT. It's another car I have.
• 1:46:40
  I took that around the track. And then recently, I drove,
• 1:46:44
  they have a new Corvette, the Corvette ZR1.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: It's 1,000 horsepower. Yeah. 1,000. 1,000 horsepower Corvette, it was bananas.
• 1:46:55
  By far the best car I've ever driven. Really? By far.
• 1:47:00
  You going to get one? 100%. Really? 1,000, 100,000%.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks sexy, too. I love it.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: No, dude, it's incredible. It's incredible. I mean, it's just
• 1:47:10
  like it's so engineered, man. Like when you're driving around
• 1:47:14
  the track, we were going fast, and the thing was
• 1:47:16
  just gripping fast. The handling is so balanced because it's
• 1:47:21
  a mid-engine car now. You know, from the C8, the
• 1:47:24
  eighth version, like from Tony's on, is all like super
• 1:47:28
  balanced out now because the engine is in the middle
• 1:47:30
  of the car. It's just like so planted.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: Is it better than a, I mean, Porsches have mid-engine
• 1:47:37
  cars too. Is it better than Porsche handles?
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: Porsche's mid-engine cars are the Caymans and the Boxster. Those
• 1:47:43
  are the mid-engine cars. The other ones are rear-engine cars,
• 1:47:46
  which is a little more tricky. Rear engine cars, it's
• 1:47:49
  like when the ass end kicks out, you got to
• 1:47:52
  keep on the gas or the car will spin out
• 1:47:54
  on you. It's a little different. You know, like a
• 1:47:56
  lot of people don't, they like it because you can
• 1:47:59
  control that. And once you get to control it, it
• 1:48:01
  can actually help you run the track. That's why one
• 1:48:04
  of the fastest cars in the world around the Nürburgring
• 1:48:07
  is the Porsche 911 GT3 RS, which is a rear engine,
• 1:48:13
  rear wheel drive car. And it's one of the fastest
• 1:48:15
  cars around the Nurburgring because when you know how to
• 1:48:17
  drive it that weight balance can actually assist you and
• 1:48:21
  they're just so well engineered but the Corvette's faster it is?
• 1:48:25
  yeah the Corvette I think it's 0-60 well 0-60 is
• 1:48:29
  way faster it's a faster car it's a spaceship it's
• 1:48:34
  a nutty car I don't know if it's faster around
• 1:48:37
  the Nurburgring matter of fact I don't think it is
• 1:48:40
  I think it's like a hair behind it, which is
• 1:48:43
  interesting because it's a lot more horsepower. But that's also
• 1:48:47
  a professional race car driver drove the Porsche, and Corvette
• 1:48:53
  set its record for the fastest American car ever built
• 1:48:56
  around the Nürburgring with a Corvette engineer, not even a
• 1:48:59
  professional race car driver. And so professional race car drivers,
• 1:49:03
  like there's some guys on YouTube, They've looked at the footage,
• 1:49:07
  because you can watch the dash cam footage. They said,
• 1:49:09
  I could take about 10 seconds off this.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: Which is nuts.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: More than a Model S Plaid, though? The new ones?
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: They're really fast, too. But they're not as fast around corners.
• 1:49:19
  You know what I mean? The Nurburgring and a lot
• 1:49:22
  of these tracks, it's not just about how fast you go.
• 1:49:25
  It's about what kind of suspension you have. And the
• 1:49:28
  Model S Plaid in some ways is limited by the
• 1:49:31
  width of the tires and the suspension. It's a great
• 1:49:34
  car for driving regular streets. But if you were going
• 1:49:38
  to do a car like that and take it on
• 1:49:41
  the track, you would do what I did with mine,
• 1:49:44
  the unplugged performance one. Badass. That's different. That could probably
• 1:49:48
  go around a track faster than anything. Right. Because it
• 1:49:50
  has super wide tires. It's a wider body because they
• 1:49:54
  add carbon fiber fenders. Right. wider tires, and then like
• 1:49:57
  insane braking power. Like that car's, that's a future car.
• 1:50:02
  That car's from the future.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: That's sexy as fuck.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever driven. Yeah. Everything
• 1:50:09
  else I have, all the fast, supposedly fast cars, they're
• 1:50:11
  all pussy cars. Right. That robot just, silent, goes faster
• 1:50:17
  than all of them. Faster, handles incredible, and it's really heavy.
• 1:50:21
  Those are really heavy cars.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: I've never even seen the Mercedes. The MG1 is the
• 1:50:25
  fastest on the Nurburgring.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's sexy.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: That's basically a race car. 630.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 2: It's a minute faster than the Tesla Plaid in 2023.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: What is that exhaust on the top?
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing about a Tesla Plaid. 730 used
• 1:50:38
  to be awesome. Like when my GT3 RS came out,
• 1:50:42
  I think it was like 740. A professional race car
• 1:50:44
  driver took it around the Nurburgring, which is kind of nuts.
• 1:50:47
  But now, I think... The Corvette is under seven. I
• 1:50:55
  think it's like 650. What is the Corvette's time? So
• 1:50:59
  number one is eight. Yeah, okay. 649. That's crazy. So
• 1:51:05
  that's a full minute almost faster than the GT3 RS
• 1:51:10
  that I have. So look at that. So below that,
• 1:51:12
  so it is faster than the GT3 RS, which is nuts.
• 1:51:16
  Because the GT3 RS and the GT2 RS have always
• 1:51:19
  been like the ones that everybody looks at.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: 0.05.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, real close. Real close. But again, the Corvette is
• 1:51:28
  being driven by a guy who's an engineer. The Porsche
• 1:51:32
  is being driven by a race car driver. There is
• 1:51:36
  a difference. Those engineers are awesome drivers, but that's like,
• 1:51:39
  you know, you play basketball in college, you're really good,
• 1:51:42
  now you have to play against LeBron. There's a difference.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: And it's also pre-production, right?
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then there's the GT2 RS, the Manthe. So
• 1:51:50
  what Manthe is, it's like a performance company. They take
• 1:51:54
  a regular GT2, which is a nutty car. It's a
• 1:51:56
  turbocharged GT3 RS, essentially. And it's got more than 700 horsepower.
• 1:52:01
  It's an insane car. So that's a little faster. But
• 1:52:04
  the regular GT2 RS is not as fast. So that's
• 1:52:08
  an MR. That's another modified vehicle. It's another company. That's
• 1:52:13
  a GT3 RS. But then GT2 RS is what I'm
• 1:52:16
  asking about. So there's the GTD. That's the Ford Mustang.
• 1:52:20
  That's the new crazy Mustang that they just came out with.
• 1:52:23
  These are nutty numbers, man. Like off the charts insane numbers.
• 1:52:30
  And they're going to get faster and faster. When Elam's here,
• 1:52:34
  he was trying to tell me, without telling me, how
• 1:52:38
  insane that little Sportster car, whatever it's called, the Roadster. Oh,
• 1:52:43
  the Bigfoot. Whatever that thing is going to be. Roadster. Bigfoot. Yeah, Sasquatch. Yeah, okay.
• 1:52:50
  But he said they're going to have a product demonstration
• 1:52:53
  sometime in the beginning of the year. He said January, February.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: They had that 13 years ago, too.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I wish he would bring that out. God,
• 1:53:04
  that's like the sexiest.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: How many people put a deposit down on that? A lot.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: And a lot of people have canceled their deposits.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: Including Sam Altman. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 3: MK did recently also. I mean, I don't understand what
• 1:53:16
  the problem is. Like, why not just release one?
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: Because you can't.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because you're busy.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 3: Well, but he's releasing other things. He's got rockets to make.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He doesn't have the time.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 3: I like my Hummer. That's my favorite car.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: From the time he's been here, they've already pushed it
• 1:53:32
  back to April 1st now.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: Oh. For the demonstration?
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: Three days ago.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, so, okay.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: So, 2027.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: We're going to get this before TTS.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 1: Tesla delays reveal a production roadster.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: To April Fool's Day.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 3: To April Fool's Day. He's fucking with everybody.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: That's funny. Come on, that's funny.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 2: No, it's definitely funny.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 1: That's actually funny. Yeah. Look at that. Let me see
• 1:53:56
  the image again. Gives them some deniability. Bro, if that
• 1:54:01
  thing does come out, though, that's going to be so
• 1:54:02
  much fun. That's zero to 60 in some stupid number.
• 1:54:06
  Because the Tesla Plaid, my car does it in 1.9. Yeah. 1.9.
• 1:54:10
  It's crazy.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what that's going to do
• 1:54:14
  it in, but it's probably going to be like 1.4
• 1:54:16
  or something insane, which is one second. Basically a second.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 3: My Hummer does it in 2.8. That's scary as fuck, dude.
• 1:54:25
  And the whole front goes up like a boat. You're
• 1:54:27
  just looking at the sky.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. Are they having a hard time selling those? Yeah, 100%. Why?
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 3: They're cool. They're really cool. I think it's just, I
• 1:54:36
  don't know, man. It's expensive. It's a very expensive car.
• 1:54:40
  You're always ranting about it, though.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: You love it.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 3: It's my favorite car, and it's just ridiculous that it's
• 1:54:46
  so much fun to drive. It's the funnest car I've
• 1:54:48
  ever driven. And little things like that, where you go
• 1:54:50
  fast and the whole thing goes up like a boat,
• 1:54:52
  it's so hilarious. They just released Super Crab Walk also,
• 1:54:56
  just like an update where it's even more ridiculous. You
• 1:55:00
  can just drive sideways kind of. Super Crab Walk.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 3: It's fun, dude. You should borrow my car sometime to
• 1:55:09
  go out. It's fucking awesome.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: Have you been in a Cybertruck yet?
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 3: I have but I haven't driven one and you know
• 1:55:17
  that's something I canceled my reservation for that's why I
• 1:55:19
  got the Hummer but I'm still I got that tick
• 1:55:22
  like I kind of want it still but I don't
• 1:55:24
  know if.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 1: You did it you should put cat stickers all over
• 1:55:26
  it cat stickers like put your death.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: Squad cat like wrap it and stuff I would.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: Wrap it people would definitely fuck with it yeah I
• 1:55:34
  can't do that dudes would piss all over your car
• 1:55:35
  or something.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 3: Right like I wanted to get red band as my
• 1:55:38
  license plate and I was like available I was like,
• 1:55:41
  I can't do that.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 3: But that'd be cool.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You're just asking to get stalked.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: Like, I roast. You know, it'd be like that.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: That was back when Tony wanted attention. Yeah. Now he's hiding. Hey,
• 1:55:57
  I'm hiding.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: I'm hiding.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 1: Now he's got tinted windows. When you, like, maybe you
• 1:56:03
  can put Red Band in, like, a code. Yeah.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: That would actually be more fun.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 3: I almost said what my license plate is. I mean,
• 1:56:11
  I kind of did.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, did you?
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: That's a douche move, right? I've never had one. December 12, 2012.
• 1:56:22
  That was the end of the Mayan calendar.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 3: That's right, you did have one.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: What if that really did, like we're going to look
• 1:56:31
  back and that's when something happened. and we just didn't
• 1:56:33
  realize something had happened. Yeah. Like there's some technological breakthrough
• 1:56:36
  that they're going to point back to December 21st, 2012. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 1:56:39
  They're going to say, oh, that's when everything went weird. 100%. Probably, right?
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that and COVID. We got two updates during those
• 1:56:50
  two times.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 1: COVID was the big one. Yeah. I had someone trying
• 1:56:53
  to tell me it was the most painful conversation, that
• 1:56:56
  every time your nose got swabbed during COVID, they put microparticles...
• 1:57:02
  in your body and they can turn them on or
• 1:57:04
  off and make you tired or make you like, what?
• 1:57:08
  Why am I having this conversation? I go, if you
• 1:57:11
  research this, if you research this, like what are you
• 1:57:13
  talking about? I'm like, this is the craziest thing I've
• 1:57:15
  ever heard in my life. Like everybody's got it and
• 1:57:18
  90% of the people on the planet have these things
• 1:57:20
  in their body and they can just turn them on
• 1:57:21
  and turn them off. Okay, what? Where is this technology
• 1:57:25
  coming from? Where do they have it? You know how
• 1:57:27
  many steps have to be taken before they inject stuff
• 1:57:30
  into people? They have to be sure that it works. Yeah.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: Did you see Kim Kardashian doesn't believe we went to
• 1:57:36
  the moon? She's been watching the show.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: We're dropping knowledge on Kim. Old Kim's catching it.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: It's funny watching her be into that.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: She's catching it. Old Kim's getting red-pilled. Yeah. That's great, bro.
• 1:57:52
  When you watch Richard Nixon having a conversation with the guys, congratulations, boys,
• 1:57:56
  you're on the moon. He's got a phone. He's got
• 1:58:01
  a landline. He's calling the guys on the moon. Shut
• 1:58:04
  the fuck up. Just shut your fucking hole. There is
• 1:58:10
  no way that phone is connected to anybody other than
• 1:58:13
  another phone.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't even know about the phone thing. That's ridiculous.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: Well, that's one of the things that Gus Grisham complained about.
• 1:58:21
  He hung a lemon. I put a lemon on a
• 1:58:24
  coat hanger and hung it on the lunar module because
• 1:58:27
  they couldn't communicate. With the people that were in the
• 1:58:31
  command center. They were all trying to communicate and he
• 1:58:34
  was pissed off. It wasn't working. So he put a
• 1:58:36
  lemon and he hung it on the door. And that's
• 1:58:40
  the dark, dark conspiracy because he burned to death inside
• 1:58:44
  that thing.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And his family thinks that they murdered him because
• 1:58:48
  he wasn't willing to go along with the moon hoax.
• 1:58:50
  He was supposed to be the original pilot.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 3: Did you follow that conspiracy that all the Challenger astronauts
• 1:58:57
  are still alive? Oh, I've seen that. I've seen that.
• 1:58:59
  I love that one.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: You want to know what's not a conspiracy that Elon
• 1:59:02
  told us? If they made the Challenger out of steel
• 1:59:05
  instead of aluminum, it wouldn't have burnt up like that. Really? Yeah.
• 1:59:09
  That's what he said. He said it was about the tiles. Right.
• 1:59:13
  Isn't that nuts?
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's how it happened.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 1: The tiles break off. Yeah. But aluminum just heats up
• 1:59:19
  too fast and disintegrates. It falls apart.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 1: That's why he uses steel. Those things are all the
• 1:59:27
  spaceships that he's making.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 3: Does he cast them like he does his cars, I wonder?
• 1:59:32
  You know what I mean?
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 1: I can't say how they do it. I don't think
• 1:59:36
  we could say, right? Don't tell me. I don't think
• 1:59:38
  we should say. But it's steel. I'll tell you, it's steel.
• 1:59:41
  It's crazy looking, man. When you see them in person,
• 1:59:43
  you're like... Yeah, that's a trip. It's literally like you're
• 1:59:51
  inside of the Death Star and you're looking at some
• 1:59:55
  spaceship that they're constructing or you're, you know, with the
• 1:59:59
  Resistance or whoever Luke Skywalker was with. It's weird, man.
• 2:00:04
  It's weird because these are spaceships. They're going to go
• 2:00:06
  into space and eventually, supposedly, go to Mars.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 3: I'm good. You're not going to go.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: Fuck that.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 3: I'm not going.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: But if you had a choice between Earth is going
• 2:00:18
  to be hit by the biggest asteroid that's ever impacted
• 2:00:20
  Earth in five years, there's no way we're going to
• 2:00:23
  avoid it. Right. And we figured out a way to
• 2:00:25
  grow food on Mars. Who's in? I might go to Mars.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 3: Then I'll go. But I want to be passed out
• 2:00:31
  like my colonoscopy where I just wake up.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm here. Could you imagine watching from
• 2:00:36
  Mars when Earth gets hit with an asteroid? You watch
• 2:00:39
  it in real time. Wow. You see this big flash
• 2:00:43
  in the sky, and like a quarter of Earth looks
• 2:00:46
  like it's on fire. God, bro.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 3: Very intense.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 1: Imagine being on the surface of Mars watching Earth get destroyed, going, oh, boy,
• 2:00:57
  we've got to make the most of this.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: You could barely see it, wouldn't you?
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 1: You have telescopes and shit. You could barely see it.
• 2:01:02
  With your eyes, you mean? Yeah, with your eyes, you
• 2:01:04
  could barely see it for sure.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 3: And wouldn't it be like years later you would see it?
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: No. It'll be a few seconds later. Right. But if, yeah,
• 2:01:15
  if you were using a telescope, you definitely would be
• 2:01:17
  able to see it. But with the naked eye, it'd
• 2:01:20
  be a little tiny dot. Because it's only, Mars is
• 2:01:23
  only like, what, three quarters the size of Earth? How
• 2:01:27
  big is Mars in relationship to the size of Earth?
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 3: I think it's smaller.
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 1: And you can barely see Mars, right? So Earth would
• 2:01:35
  only be like a slight bit bigger.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 3: And then going back to Earth after to see it.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: Just watch cannibals just all people looking up at you
• 2:01:45
  over rib cages wearing human skin that's probably what people
• 2:01:49
  were like after the asteroids impacted you know the people
• 2:01:53
  that have survived like these big huge extinction events okay
• 2:01:58
  oh it's a lot smaller than earth it's half the
• 2:02:00
  size basically almost a little bit more than half the
• 2:02:05
  size So we could barely see that. So you could barely,
• 2:02:10
  barely see earth too. You know, Terrence Howard has the
• 2:02:16
  craziest idea about planets. He, and again, I don't know
• 2:02:22
  if he's right, but it's fun. He thinks that planets
• 2:02:26
  are made out of chunks of stuff that gets ejected
• 2:02:30
  from the sun and eventually gravity coal. And as it
• 2:02:33
  moves further and further away from the sun, it gets
• 2:02:37
  to the point where it can support life. And he said,
• 2:02:39
  you probably experienced that all over the cosmos. It's probably
• 2:02:42
  like peopling, like things get to a stage where it
• 2:02:45
  could support life and then life exists for long enough
• 2:02:49
  where intelligent life develops. And that happens all over the cosmos.
• 2:02:54
  That's his thought. And then maybe these people that we
• 2:02:57
  see when you meet aliens, maybe that's future versions of people.
• 2:03:02
  And that peopling is a natural thing. Just like, you know,
• 2:03:07
  Grow crops. Oh, the crops are fruiting. We're going to
• 2:03:10
  get apples. We're going to go pick apples today. Because
• 2:03:13
  the tree lived long enough. The seeds planted long enough.
• 2:03:17
  Now it grows fruit. Now you can go eat your apples.
• 2:03:20
  Can you imagine? We're just a farm. Just a people farm.
• 2:03:27
  That makes sense. Everyone would say, no, that doesn't make
• 2:03:31
  any sense. Listen, nothing about this world makes sense. Fucking
• 2:03:34
  literally nothing. Nothing about life makes sense. It's all very strange.
• 2:03:41
  And you don't think it's possible that this is a
• 2:03:43
  stage on the way to becoming some new kind of
• 2:03:46
  life form and that has happened already somewhere else and
• 2:03:49
  they come to visit to make sure we're okay? Of
• 2:03:54
  course that's possible.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: I'm leaning more towards simulation theory more and more the
• 2:03:57
  older I get.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 100%.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: For real, for real? 100%.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 3: All right, why?
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 1: What's your argument for why the simulation theory is real?
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 3: Because you can kind of see right now the idea,
• 2:04:10
  like look at AI chatbots or look at AI talking
• 2:04:13
  to AI. You can already kind of see artificial intelligence now,
• 2:04:19
  like baby version of it. Right. Imagine 100 years from now.
• 2:04:22
  Imagine thousands of years ago and we are the AI,
• 2:04:27
  you know. I just see that that just seems like
• 2:04:32
  it makes sense that aliens created us as AI, you know.
• 2:04:36
  in this fake world.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 1: And they're just, so this is just a program running.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's a fun one.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about that stupid quantum computer. Okay. What is that?
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 1: So that thing can do that. If it could run
• 2:04:54
  a calculation that would take every computer on earth, 2.6
• 2:04:58
  billion years to solve, and it could do it in
• 2:04:59
  a few minutes. What is, what kind of rendering can
• 2:05:04
  that thing do? What kind of experience can that thing
• 2:05:07
  provide to my simple monkey neurons? I wear a headset.
• 2:05:15
  You were telling me about those weird online games where
• 2:05:18
  they're never-ending. You explore space, and there's universes, but there's
• 2:05:24
  no end to the game. You just go places and
• 2:05:27
  see things, and you can go to a new place
• 2:05:28
  and see a new thing, and it's constantly rendering a
• 2:05:31
  new version of it. Well, what's that? Yeah. Right. What
• 2:05:35
  is that? And now you add a bunch of variables
• 2:05:37
  like life forms, this natural disasters and ideological capture and
• 2:05:41
  all this different shit and trannies in the women's room,
• 2:05:44
  all that stuff, like add that to it. And all
• 2:05:47
  the chaos of war and a fucking, you know, Samsung
• 2:05:51
  can't get their shit together. Like all that, put it
• 2:05:52
  all together, like to keep you confused and chaotic. And
• 2:05:54
  like you're guessing constantly, everything's madness. Like this is That's
• 2:05:59
  how I would make a simulation. I would make a
• 2:06:02
  simulation that's fucking completely bananas. Some old guy gets shot
• 2:06:06
  in the ear, jumps up and goes, fight, fight, fight.
• 2:06:09
  Crazy stuff. Right. The nuttier, the better. The weirder, the better.
• 2:06:13
  I want a communist running New York City. Run it.
• 2:06:16
  Run that program. Let's go. Yeah. And all these rich
• 2:06:19
  kids are going to be supporting him. Yay. Socialism. Run
• 2:06:25
  that program. All of it. Yeah. Run it.
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 3: And we get upgraded when we sleep at night.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 1: It's just one of those things. It's like we realize
• 2:06:41
  that we're building towards an event. Like human civilization clearly
• 2:06:45
  seems to be building towards an event. There's like the
• 2:06:48
  military stuff, the Ukraine, Russia stuff, the Gaza, Palestine, Israel stuff.
• 2:06:53
  But it's also the technology war. It's like building towards
• 2:06:57
  an event and how that event plays out. I don't know.
• 2:07:01
  And I think everyone's got a little bit of anxiety
• 2:07:03
  about that. You know? But at least they're letting the
• 2:07:09
  climate change, we're going to die shit go. Bill Gates
• 2:07:12
  was like the first, he sounded the first alarm. Actually,
• 2:07:15
  we're going to be fine. Did you see he said
• 2:07:17
  that recently?
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 3: Bill Gates said that?
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 1: Bill Gates, the Pied Piper of we're all going to die.
• 2:07:25
  The guy– literally the Paul Revere of we're going to
• 2:07:27
  die is now we're going to be OK. We're going
• 2:07:31
  to be fine. So they're letting that go. So if
• 2:07:33
  they're letting that go, OK, good. At least you can
• 2:07:37
  relax in that front. So what do we have to
• 2:07:40
  be anxious about now? What dilemmas is the simulation providing
• 2:07:46
  us that are going to keep us distracted as we
• 2:07:49
  build towards an event? I think the real event involves A.I.
• 2:07:53
  I think that's the real event. I think all this
• 2:07:55
  other stuff, the climate change stuff.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 3: Isn't it kind of weird, too, that AI literally came
• 2:08:01
  to us overnight? It wasn't like we saw baby versions
• 2:08:05
  of AI. It just seemed like, oh, one day we
• 2:08:07
  all have AI. Like we have, you know, all this.
• 2:08:10
  It came out of nowhere.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, when was OpenAI funded? When was it founded? Yeah,
• 2:08:18
  I don't know. Let's guess. 2017.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 3: I was going to say the same thing. Are you serious?
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 1: I was going to say 16. I was like, nah, 17.
• 2:08:29
  But it might be 15, right? What was it? 15? Yeah,
• 2:08:36
  so 10 years ago, these motherfuckers knew that eventually we're
• 2:08:41
  going to figure that thing out. And then also, they
• 2:08:45
  were probably... the first people that were collecting data, right?
• 2:08:49
  And realizing that data is a commodity. Well, it's also
• 2:08:51
  a commodity in that this data allows people to use
• 2:08:55
  their artificial intelligence and create things, which is essentially on
• 2:09:01
  the back of artists, right? Like digital artists and like these,
• 2:09:05
  a lot of these people that make stuff with their
• 2:09:09
  hands that like have a distinctive art style. Like you
• 2:09:13
  can tell it, make me a painting of, of a
• 2:09:17
  dog and a young boy in the style of Picasso
• 2:09:20
  during a very particular time period of his life, and
• 2:09:22
  it'll like that. But it's doing it off of Picasso's work. Right. Right? Yeah.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 3: So it's trained on.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like if you say, make me a Frank Frazetta
• 2:09:31
  of Conan the Barbarian that's never been seen. Let's do that.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 3: Do you do that?
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds cool. Why don't we do that? Yeah,
• 2:09:38
  let's put that into perplexity.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and have it. It doesn't do that.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 1: It doesn't do images? I don't think so.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 1: That's an issue.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 3: Make Greta Thornburg have big boobs.
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 1: All right. When you use AI, are you using programs
• 2:09:56
  that do deep fakes? Are you using programs that do
• 2:09:59
  video generation?
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 3: Are you using Sora? I use Sora all the time.
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 1: Is that the best one for videos, right?
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 3: They all, it kind of sucks. Sometimes Sora's the best.
• 2:10:08
  Other times Grock's great. I mean, every day I'm trying
• 2:10:12
  to go back and forth between them two. But I
• 2:10:14
  would say Sora's probably the best one right now. But
• 2:10:18
  then next week, some other one will come out, you know,
• 2:10:21
  and be better. So I'm always jumping around.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 1: Brett Weinstein was explaining something really interesting about, like, NVIDIA
• 2:10:28
  and a lot of these companies that make video cards,
• 2:10:31
  that their design of these video cards is uniquely good
• 2:10:36
  for AI generation. And that's why they're so huge now. Like,
• 2:10:41
  these companies are bigger than any other company.
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 2: I asked it to do it. There you go.
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 1: Okay. Wow.
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 3: That looks good.
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that was that.
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 1: Holy shit.
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 3: No, that's from like.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 1: That's incredible.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 3: Cobra Commander's thing or something like that.
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 1: That's incredible.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 3: That looks great.
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 2: I'm staying corrected.
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 1: So tell it, tell perplexity to make him look older
• 2:11:03
  and more scarred.
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 3: And vulnerable.
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 1: Well, no, he was always mean. More scarred. Okay. I
• 2:11:11
  think they're doing it based on Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 1: Because the hair was lighter, and Conan's hair was like
• 2:11:17
  jet black in the books. Ooh, look how it generates it.
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 1: This is wild. Perplexing. Cool. Make him look older and
• 2:11:25
  more scar- Oh, that's so cool. Oh, get a little- Wow,
• 2:11:29
  that's cool. Oh, my God. They fucking nailed it.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 3: That is perfect.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude. That's incredible.
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 2: Did he even fake sign?
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 1: What's that? Oh, wow.
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 1: What is the signature? You can't.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 2: It's uneligible. It doesn't look like it's anything.
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 3: He's wearing un-boots.
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of boots they wore back then. Damn,
• 2:11:54
  that's pretty fucking good.
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 3: And the dragon has three arms.
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 1: Now make him in a scene where he's fighting armed skeletons.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 1: Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. So we're going to have
• 2:12:18
  the old dude with the scars fighting skeletons. We're 12.
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 3: And now animated. You know, that's cool.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 1: Now give him a big old hog. Big old floppy hog. Whoa.
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 3: What happened to his hair? He's getting older. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 1: That's weird. That's not Conan.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 1: Give him good, but give him long black hair.
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 3: And pouty lips put pouty lips.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 1: Give him hair to jet black and longer.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 3: All right put him in pigtails I It's wild how
• 2:13:05
  this thing can just do this. I love this shit.
• 2:13:07
  I mean, I just do this for hours.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 1: And all it takes is a prompt, and you can
• 2:13:10
  do it with your voice. You don't even have to
• 2:13:12
  do it by typing it in, which is really nuts.
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 1: That's better.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 3: That's better.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 1: Still a little longer with the hair. The hair needs
• 2:13:24
  to be a little longer, but that's okay.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 3: And that looks like he dyed it black just for Mended, right?
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they took away the weapons from the skeletons.
• 2:13:33
  They don't like skeletons having that battle axe? Look, they
• 2:13:36
  edited that out. Yeah, that sucks. Make the skeletons heavily
• 2:13:45
  armed with armor and helmets, swords, and shields. With armor
• 2:13:59
  and helmets... Swords and shields. Why did I say swords? Swords.
• 2:14:09
  I said it like it's spelled.
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 3: That's your Boston, isn't it?
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 1: He's got his swords. He's got a sword. Run, Paulie.
• 2:14:18
  He's going to get you. He's got his sword.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, I like how it does.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 1: It. Oh. Pretty dope. That's pretty fucking dope. Although, where's
• 2:14:30
  the blood on the sword coming from if they're all skeletons? True. Issue.
• 2:14:35
  That's an issue. That's pretty fucking good, though, dude. It's
• 2:14:39
  a little different than Frazetta's style. Okay, now say make
• 2:14:43
  it more like Frazetta's paintings. Because it's a little too detailed. Right.
• 2:14:51
  Make it more like Frazetta's.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 3: Skeletons are bullshit though.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 1: Paintings.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 3: All their bones would fall on the ground. There's no muscles.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 1: There's nothing to stop the blade. But they're all coming
• 2:15:04
  at you. There's so many of them. They're coming at
• 2:15:06
  you from everywhere. You know? You have to.
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 3: They're scary.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 1: There's a zombie inside the skeleton. A zombie brain. Yeah.
• 2:15:14
  They have no muscle. You can kick their ass. Yeah.
• 2:15:16
  They would just be a pile.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 3: I don't like his pose.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 1: It's still the same.
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 3: And what's that? A bomb on the ground? Like a
• 2:15:23
  World War II bomb?
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What is that? What's that?
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 3: It's like a vibrate. That's a Hitachi.
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 1: What is that big robot dick on the ground? Big
• 2:15:30
  old red rocket. I kind of like how the skeletons
• 2:15:34
  have shields now. Now that's cool. That looks pretty dope. Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:15:41
  No one still to this day, I would love to
• 2:15:43
  talk Quentin Tarantino into doing it for his last film.
• 2:15:47
  No one to this day has done a really good
• 2:15:48
  Conan movie. Like the books.
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 1: Have you ever read the books?
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 3: A long time ago. I used to be really into
• 2:15:55
  that and the Death Dealer. Or was it the Death Dealer?
• 2:15:58
  Is that what his name was?
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 1: Death Dealer? Yeah.
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. The guy with the big horns. Black. Death Dealer, right?
• 2:16:07
  Is that what it's called? I used to be into that, too.
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 1: Who's got the horns?
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 3: I think it's called The Death Dealer.
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 1: Is it called The Death Dealer? Yeah, that guy.
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the fourth picture right there. Where he's on
• 2:16:20
  the next to it.
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 3: To the right.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 1: So it's basically a ripoff.
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really into those books.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: Unless someone made that up.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 1: No, it is.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 3: It's Frank Frazetta also.
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 1: Go to that. Yeah, that's him.
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, that was my favorite.
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 1: That's one of Frazetta's best paintings. Really?
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the Death Dealer. I used to read those books.
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't know there were books.
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was obsessed with that, the Death Dealer.
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 1: What is the book about?
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 3: I don't remember anymore, man.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 3: It was badass, though. I used to.
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 1: The Death Dealer. Actually. Oh, Frank Frazetta's Volume 3, The
• 2:16:53
  Death Dealer.
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my favorite one.
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 3: That was my favorite book right there.
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 1: Book two. Second one, yep. So what does he just
• 2:17:00
  go around fucking killing people?
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 3: He was a badass. I think he was dead, too,
• 2:17:04
  if I remember.
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 1: I don't even remember. See if you can go and
• 2:17:07
  find out what it looks like inside of it.
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 2: Inside of what?
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 1: Inside of that book. It's a graphic novel, right?
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's a book.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 1: It's a book book.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 3: It's a book book.
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 3: And then I've read that before I read Conan, and
• 2:17:20
  that's how I got into Conan, because I was like, wait,
• 2:17:21
  who's Conan?
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 1: So who wrote that? It's not Robert E. Howard, right?
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 2: James Silk.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. So he based it on a Frazetta painting
• 2:17:35
  and made... Okay, okay. So Frazetta, though, was... The Conan
• 2:17:40
  books were in the 30s.
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 3: Were they?
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know it was that old.
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 1: It's really old.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Robert E. Howard. He lived with his mom. He
• 2:17:48
  was super depressed. And what... up killing himself. And he
• 2:17:52
  wrote about like the most badass motherfucker that he wished
• 2:17:55
  he was living in a time where there's sorcerers and
• 2:17:58
  dragons and.
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 3: Have you been to Conan's Pizza here in Austin?
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 1: Is it related?
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 3: It's all Conan shit. You walk in, it's all Conan shit.
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 3: You would love it, dude.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 1: How's the pizza?
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 3: I haven't had it. I haven't been there yet, but
• 2:18:11
  it looks badass. I saw it on TikTok, and it's
• 2:18:13
  just like a Conan's fan's dream.
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 1: Super nerd.
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just everywhere.
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's all Frazetta stuff on the wall.
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everywhere.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. What a great idea.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 1: It's a good way to keep chicks out.
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look at the table.
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 1: It's all... We're not going to the... Yeah, hard seats
• 2:18:32
  and Conan paintings. That's how you keep chicks out. We
• 2:18:35
  are not going to see those fucking gay paintings.
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 3: I want to go there, though.
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 1: Why do you like those fucking gay paintings?
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 3: They're the most coolest paintings in the world.
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 1: They are. They are. I don't think that... I don't
• 2:18:49
  think women have the same opinion. Yeah, but that's... Have
• 2:18:51
  you had a guess?
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I was into Red Sonja, too,
• 2:18:55
  but girls hate Red Sonja.
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 1: Because she's too hot. She's got big old titties and
• 2:18:59
  she fucks everybody up. Yeah, she's too hot.
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 3: Redstone versus Conan.
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 1: Isn't it weird that that genre caught fire? The genre
• 2:19:08
  of fantasy, medieval fantasy, like chain mail, iron, big swords, helmets,
• 2:19:18
  and then monsters, witches, warlocks. What is that? Why did
• 2:19:24
  the barbarian era, why was that so... Interesting to people. Muscles. Yeah.
• 2:19:30
  Like for Robert E. Howard because he's living this bullshit
• 2:19:33
  soft life living in his mom's house. Yeah. Can't get
• 2:19:36
  any pussy. Fuck. I'm such a loser. You know? Writing
• 2:19:40
  these books about a guy who's the ultimate just a destroyer.
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 2: Covenant.
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 1: Scars. Kills everybody. Kills all the monsters. Never loses. Fuck yeah.
• 2:19:49
  Comes close to losing a couple times. Never loses.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 3: Would you want Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Conan again if he?
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 1: No.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 3: What about his son?
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 1: No, the best Conan of all time. First of all,
• 2:20:02
  how many Conans have there been?
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 3: Three? Two?
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 1: Three.
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 3: Movies?
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 3: I think two or three.
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 1: 82, 2011, 2025. Which one was 2011? Who starred as
• 2:20:21
  Conan in the 2011 one? That's a weird way to
• 2:20:24
  see it in one second. okay that was 2011 why
• 2:20:38
  did I think that was earlier than that okay this
• 2:20:41
  one in my opinion Momoa was the best Conan yeah
• 2:20:45
  so there's how many of them are there other than.
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 2: That There's the Red Sonja.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 1: So the Arnold ones. But nobody else did it other
• 2:20:53
  than Arnold. Did they ever do one? Those are animated.
• 2:20:56
  But did anybody ever do one other than Arnold and
• 2:20:58
  Jason Momoa?
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 1: Okay. There was a TV show. What? That's got to
• 2:21:05
  be animated, though. Isn't it? It has to be. No.
• 2:21:10
  It's not?
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 3: Wow, that looks... What?
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 2: This is around the time of Xena, Warrior Princess.
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I remember this.
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 3: I remember that too.
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 1: I remember this. It wasn't bad. He was more realistic
• 2:21:23
  as Conan than Arnold was because Arnold just looked like
• 2:21:25
  a straight up bodybuilder. But Jason Momoa, see if you
• 2:21:28
  can find an image of Jason Momoa as Conan. He
• 2:21:31
  looked fucking terrifying. He looked like the most legitimate version
• 2:21:35
  of Conan.
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 3: He's a cool dude, man. I like Jason.
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 1: Is there any images of him in there? There he is.
• 2:21:45
  That's probably what Conan would have looked like. Big dude,
• 2:21:49
  but not a bodybuilder, covered in scars. I mean, tough
• 2:21:53
  to stay alive back then.
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 3: Was that movie good? I don't remember seeing it. This
• 2:21:56
  was the one that was 3D, right?
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 1: It was a terrible movie. It was terrible. But it
• 2:22:00
  could have been good. It started off good. It started off,
• 2:22:02
  I was like, oh, shit, this is the best version
• 2:22:04
  of Conan ever. Someone needs to make it like the books,
• 2:22:09
  you know?
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 3: That's hard to do.
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody reading no more.
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 3: Ain't nobody reading.
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 1: I wonder how much TikTok has killed the book industry.
• 2:22:19
  Is it different people?
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's different. That's different people.
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 1: But I mean, how much has like social media in
• 2:22:25
  general dropped the amount of people that read books?
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I do so much reading from websites
• 2:22:31
  and Twitter and shit like that nowadays that if I
• 2:22:33
  was into books, I could see myself not reading as
• 2:22:36
  much because I'm reading all day already, you know?
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 1: Do you find yourself using that phone because it's got
• 2:22:41
  a bigger screen more to watch stuff and read stuff?
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 3: Lately, I've been using my Apple Vision Pro the most
• 2:22:48
  just to watch movies and TikTok. Oh, you are a
• 2:22:49
  real dork.
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 1: Dude, it's badass. You're a real dork. You're TikToking on
• 2:22:53
  an Apple Vision Pro? Hell yeah. You're in there with them?
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 2: I don't do that. I watch a movie on it.
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 3: It's the best way to see a movie.
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 1: Is it the best way to see a movie?
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 2: Better than watching it on your TV. Yep.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 3: Better than going to a movie theater.
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 2: It's clearer than watching it on your TV.
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 3: And if you're into 3D, best 3D you can ever get.
• 2:23:08
  Better than any movie theater.
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 1: And do you have to stay plugged in while you
• 2:23:12
  have it on? Or can the battery last all throughout
• 2:23:14
  a whole movie?
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 3: The new one lasts three hours. So, you know, most movies.
• 2:23:18
  But I just have like my MacBook charger hooked up
• 2:23:20
  to it.
• 2:23:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you can keep it plugged in. Yeah.
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 3: I'm just laying on the couch, you know, 500 inch
• 2:23:26
  screen on my ceiling, you know, and Have like maybe
• 2:23:29
  like an app on the side, like, you know, message
• 2:23:31
  app or something. Yeah, I guarantee you do.
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 1: Do they have that?
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 3: You can watch, yeah, all that stuff.
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 1: You can watch porn? Oh, yeah.
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 3: You can watch 3D porn.
• 2:23:43
  Speaker 1: Boy, that's a problem. Porn as big as like a Jumbotron?
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want that. I don't need to see that.
• 2:23:51
  I don't want that. And it's cool because if you
• 2:23:54
  hit record on it, you just go up to your dog,
• 2:23:57
  go up to Marshall and go, and then you can
• 2:23:59
  watch Marshall in 3D. It's so cool. And it's the
• 2:24:03
  best way to look at photos. And the new one
• 2:24:06
  is just so nice, dude.
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 1: How come it hasn't really caught on?
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 3: Because of the price. It's so expensive. I just got
• 2:24:13
  the new Samsung one. Samsung just released their vision of
• 2:24:17
  the Apple Vision Pro, and it's half the price.
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 1: What is it called?
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 3: XR, Samsung Galaxy XR, I think it's called. And it's
• 2:24:25
  just like the Apple Vision Pro. It's a little bit
• 2:24:28
  not as good. But if you don't have the Apple
• 2:24:33
  Vision Pro, that's good for the price. That's a good alternative.
• 2:24:36
  And it does the same shit.
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 1: Watch movies, everything.
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 3: But the only problem is that I just got to
• 2:24:41
  see how good it was. And if you have the
• 2:24:43
  Apple Vision Pro going to that, it's like going backwards.
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 1: How much backwards?
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 3: I'd say like 30% backwards.
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? In quality or in.
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 3: In quality. But it also just came out. So there's
• 2:24:56
  a lot of bugs and things they can fix. But
• 2:24:58
  there's also the pass-through. I mean, the pass-through on the
• 2:25:01
  Apple Vision Pro is almost perfect. You could drive. You
• 2:25:06
  can look at your text through it. You drive with
• 2:25:09
  it on?
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 1: You could.
• 2:25:10
  Speaker 3: Do you drive with it on? No, I don't do it.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 1: You motherfucker.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 3: You're driving with an Apple Vision Pro on.
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 1: You fucking psycho. No, I don't.
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 3: But you could.
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 1: Well, if you saw the Palmer Lucky stuff where he
• 2:25:21
  has these goggles that you put on with the headset,
• 2:25:24
  and you've seen the demonstration, right? So imagine something like
• 2:25:28
  that for the world where every car has a camera
• 2:25:33
  and everybody knows where the accident is and everybody knows
• 2:25:36
  what's happening. So even if you're driving yourself, you'd be
• 2:25:42
  alerted of things way in advance of what's happening.
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it should be on your windshield, though, like
• 2:25:48
  the display. I love that shit where you're driving, you
• 2:25:52
  have a little speed thing pop up.
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 1: You can see in the cars and see people getting roadhead. Yeah.
• 2:25:58
  You can see like an outline of someone's head bobbing
• 2:26:01
  up and down someone's lap. Yeah. The next step in
• 2:26:06
  the invasion of your privacy. Yeah. Totally. So Vision Pro
• 2:26:11
  has been around, what, two years now?
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 3: Two years now.
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 1: That's weird that Apple got ahead of everybody else. That's unusual.
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 3: That's the first time, right?
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 3: The first time.
• 2:26:18
  Speaker 1: But they did have to have a giant brick of
• 2:26:21
  a battery to do that.
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 3: The Samsung has it, too. You still have to.
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 1: How big is the Samsung? Like a laptop brick?
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 3: It's about the size of the phone right here, like
• 2:26:29
  a phone. And it's not a big problem because you
• 2:26:32
  usually just, like, have it on the couch and just
• 2:26:34
  have like a wire hooked up to it.
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 1: How heavy is the one on Apple? Is it the
• 2:26:38
  size of a phone or is it bigger?
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 3: It's about the size of the phone. It's a little
• 2:26:42
  smaller and it's not too heavy, but it's not like
• 2:26:44
  you hold it.
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like one of those things that
• 2:26:47
  comes with a laptop, like those fucking bricks that come,
• 2:26:50
  we charge, charge.
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I mean, it's, it's, yeah, it's, I would
• 2:26:54
  say it's about the size of a normal phone. If not,
• 2:26:56
  it's a little smaller than this, I guess. But, and
• 2:26:58
  each one, each one lasts like three hours and then,
• 2:27:01
  I have two, so I can just unplug it.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 1: You've watched Kill Tony on it?
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 3: I've watched Kill Tony on it, yeah.
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 1: That's nuts.
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 3: It's fun watching YouTube and TikToks on it. So it's
• 2:27:11
  like a giant screen. Sometimes I edit on it. If
• 2:27:14
  I'm editing Kill Tony, I'll just put that on and
• 2:27:17
  then have... Like an IMAX movie theater that I'm editing on.
• 2:27:20
  So it's great. Like if I'm on an airplane or something,
• 2:27:22
  I could sit there and have like five screens.
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 3: It's cool. It's great for airplanes, too, if you just
• 2:27:28
  want to sit there and watch movies and shit like that.
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 1: Right. Instead of just staring at a laptop screen. And
• 2:27:33
  then everyone going, what are you watching?
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 2: Right. And you can watch.
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 1: The original Blade Runner? That's the best one. Dude.
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 3: And you sit there and watch porn no one will
• 2:27:39
  even know they'll know when your dick well you put
• 2:27:45
  your little tray down over here you.
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 1: Gotta be a special kind of fucking creep to be
• 2:27:50
  jacking off on a plane.
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 3: With a bunch of people yeah i don't get that.
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 1: Some people just want to get caught yeah There's a
• 2:27:56
  lot of people out there that's part of the thrill.
• 2:27:58
  I'm a naughty boy. I got a blanket over my
• 2:28:00
  head because I can't sleep, and the blanket just happens
• 2:28:03
  to be moving like this.
• 2:28:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we used to have a problem when I was
• 2:28:06
  manager of a movie theater of this guy that would
• 2:28:07
  come in, and it was an old black guy. He
• 2:28:10
  looked like a professor or something like that, shirt tucked in,
• 2:28:12
  and he'd always have a newspaper under his arm, and
• 2:28:15
  he would just sit in the movie theater like a
• 2:28:16
  couple rows behind somebody, put the newspaper on his lap,
• 2:28:19
  and just jerk off. And we caught him maybe six times.
• 2:28:22
  We banned him. And then when I switched movie theater,
• 2:28:26
  I became a manager of another company in a different
• 2:28:28
  part of town. He was there too. It was like, oh,
• 2:28:31
  you guys got this guy here too? He just went
• 2:28:34
  to movie theaters and masturbated and got caught all the time.
• 2:28:38
  I had to tell him three multiple times, dude, you're
• 2:28:41
  banned here. Get out of here. I should have called
• 2:28:44
  the police looking back at it.
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. That's his sport. Some people play chess. That
• 2:28:51
  guy just jacks off in movie theaters and tries to
• 2:28:53
  get caught.
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and got caught.
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 1: I'm a naughty boy. I'm so naughty. I did it again.
• 2:28:59
  I came with you. I did it again.
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 3: And if you saw him, he looked like a teacher.
• 2:29:04
  He looked so professional back then.
• 2:29:06
  Speaker 1: That's probably why he's jacking off in the movie theater.
• 2:29:08
  He's probably buttoned down all day long at his job.
• 2:29:11
  Has to be proper. But really, he's a naughty, naughty boy.
• 2:29:15
  Wants to go whack off in a theater. That's a
• 2:29:18
  weird thing with dudes. Want to be naughty. You know?
• 2:29:23
  You have to really, a really sick girl to be
• 2:29:24
  fingering yourself in a movie theater by yourself. You're a nut.
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds like a good girl to me.
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 1: Right, but that's not like something that happens often, I bet.
• 2:29:33
  I bet if it's like the amount of people that
• 2:29:34
  get caught whacking off in public, it's got to be
• 2:29:37
  like 99% men.
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 1: How many women are by themselves just playing with themselves?
• 2:29:42
  You're probably already in a hospital if you're doing that,
• 2:29:44
  you know? You're not like a functional member of society
• 2:29:47
  like that guy, dressed like a professor, fingering yourself.
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 3: I like to think there's a lot more girls.
• 2:29:55
  Speaker 1: A boy can dream. Can't a boy dream? Yeah, if
• 2:30:00
  you wanted to guess the percentages, though.
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely guys more than girls.
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 1: Way more.
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably 75-25. 100%.
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 1: I bet there's no women who've ever been caught masturbating publicly.
• 2:30:13
  Speaker 3: No, there is. There's that famous video that was on
• 2:30:17
  TikTok recently about a girl masturbating at a beach or
• 2:30:19
  something that just came out.
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 1: Did she get in trouble?
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she did. It was like a body cam.
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 1: Was that real? Like, you sure there was real cops?
• 2:30:26
  It might be just a video that they made. There's
• 2:30:28
  a bunch of those where you see like someone getting
• 2:30:31
  harassed by a cop and like, this seems like acting.
• 2:30:35
  And then you try to look for the case online.
• 2:30:37
  It doesn't exist. Like, this is bullshit. Because before AI,
• 2:30:41
  there was a lot of people that were just pretending
• 2:30:43
  to make viral videos. Like, pretend arguments, pretend fights, pretend
• 2:30:49
  cop encounters. Like, You know? Mm-hmm. Chess cam cop footage
• 2:30:54
  that's bullshit. Yeah. There's a lot of that. Yeah. So
• 2:30:58
  maybe that's bullshit, too. I don't know.
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 3: Who knows? Maybe she's not really.
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 1: Playing with herself on the beach.
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 3: She's got some sand in there.
• 2:31:06
  Speaker 1: All those little kids and their shovels. Come shovel mommy's sand.
• 2:31:11
  It's getting all swampy and mommy's all the oceans leaking in.
• 2:31:20
  That's a dude activity. Yeah. Like, public masturbation. Like, there's
• 2:31:23
  a particularly broken woman who wants to play with herself
• 2:31:27
  at the beach in front of everybody. Like, you have
• 2:31:29
  to be, like, just out of jail. Like, out of
• 2:31:31
  your fucking mind. Like, they must be looking for you already. Like,
• 2:31:35
  by the time you're fingering yourself in front of the ocean.
• 2:31:39
  Speaker 2: Like, if they go into a room, they can just
• 2:31:40
  charge money for it. Guys can't do that.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 1: That's true. That's true.
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 3: Guys can't do it.
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 1: You probably can, but only guys are going to pay
• 2:31:47
  for it. Yeah. You're going to have all these ladies
• 2:31:49
  look at my... No, you're not. No, no, no, no.
• 2:31:52
  You're going to have a bunch of guys.
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 3: Gay guys, yeah.
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a bunch of gay guys. Yeah. It's not... Like,
• 2:31:59
  how many women have ever been arrested for public masturbation?
• 2:32:03
  Put that in. Throw that number into perplexity. See what
• 2:32:07
  it has to say. Make an image of it. And
• 2:32:07
  then make a Frank Frazetta painting.
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 1: It's women fighting off the masturbation police. Because, like, dudes
• 2:32:18
  jerking off in public is a scary thing. Like, oh,
• 2:32:20
  this guy's a sex criminal. He's jerking off in public.
• 2:32:22
  A woman playing with herself in public is just kind
• 2:32:25
  of sad.
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 3: No, it's hot.
• 2:32:26
  Speaker 1: It's hot.
• 2:32:26
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine if that was a problem? You've got
• 2:32:30
  too many women.
• 2:32:31
  Speaker 1: It would definitely be a problem if you were with
• 2:32:33
  your husband and you're walking along. What a beautiful day
• 2:32:37
  at the park. Mike, look over here, Mike. Don't look
• 2:32:40
  at it. Don't watch. She's over there. Come and play
• 2:32:45
  in mommy's sandbox.
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 2: It doesn't give numbers. It just gives five examples.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, ladies have been arrested. Okay, let's see these people. Information.
• 2:32:59
  We don't have to say the name. Someone 38-year-old arrested
• 2:33:02
  in Florida, of course, masturbating during a video jail visit. Oh, okay.
• 2:33:07
  That's normal. Arrested in Texas for masturbating in public while
• 2:33:11
  allegedly under the influence of drugs. Crazy. Arrested in Georgia
• 2:33:16
  for masturbating on a public beach using a vibrator. Whoa,
• 2:33:21
  that's a wild bitch. And then what's under there? Arrested
• 2:33:24
  in Minnesota for masturbating naked in a vehicle. Was she driving?
• 2:33:30
  She's just sitting in the car. Patrolmen found her lying
• 2:33:34
  on the floor of an open gold Pontiac SUV, digitally
• 2:33:39
  penetrating herself. It's in quotes. It says digitally penetrating herself.
• 2:33:43
  Speaker 2: Digitally?
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. There's a 47-year-old woman with no fixed address
• 2:33:50
  facing charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct after public masturbation.
• 2:33:55
  Imagine that's how far... Not only are you homeless, but
• 2:33:58
  you're homeless and whack it off.
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 3: So this Austin woman, I just looked her up because
• 2:34:01
  I said she was in Texas... Look at her. She's
• 2:34:04
  got so many photos, though. She's been arrested so many
• 2:34:07
  times for masturbating.
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 1: Whoa, that's her thing?
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 1: So why did she do that?
• 2:34:12
  Speaker 3: Drugs, it says, but.
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 1: So it's a drug? Whoa.
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 3: I've seen her downtown. Yeah, she's that girl downtown, right?
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 1: You know her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jamie's tight. Everybody knows her.
• 2:34:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's always naked and stuff. That, and there's a
• 2:34:24
  black version of her.
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. How many times has this lady been arrested?
• 2:34:27
  Speaker 2: We could go downtown and find her right now.
• 2:34:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we could. She's by the bridge usually, about a
• 2:34:31
  creek in the cave area.
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 1: That's my kind of homeless person. You know, a fixture
• 2:34:34
  in the community. Yeah. Like, it becomes a part of
• 2:34:37
  the tapestry. Right? It makes things more interesting. Yeah. That's
• 2:34:41
  my kind of homeless people. I like them like that.
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 2: Six years ago.
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 1: Hey. Wow. For six years, she's been banging out in
• 2:34:47
  the streets. Dude. That's kind of crazy.
• 2:34:49
  Speaker 2: She's not wearing any pants at this time.
• 2:34:51
  Speaker 1: She never is. How many people have loved ones that
• 2:34:53
  died of some horrible disease? You're like, look at this lady.
• 2:34:55
  She's out there thriving. Yeah. She's thriving. You know? Frank
• 2:35:00
  just took the vaccine and dropped dead playing soccer. Yeah.
• 2:35:03
  And this lady is out there thriving.
• 2:35:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe we need to read all this in the Newsweek article, but.
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 1: This is in the Newsweek article? Okay. She was named
• 2:35:12
  in the affidavit as the general manager of the JW Marriott.
• 2:35:15
  Speaker 2: Someone else was, not that.
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 1: The witness was. The witness. The document noted he heard Nichols,
• 2:35:23
  in quotes, making moaning noises as if she was having
• 2:35:26
  an orgasm. How do you know the kind of noises
• 2:35:29
  she makes?
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 3: Look above it. Public view in a public place with
• 2:35:31
  her legs straight up in the air spread over you.
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 1: Straight up in the air. She doesn't even tuck. At
• 2:35:39
  one point, suspect was seen rubbing herself back and forth
• 2:35:42
  on the plastic seat. Okay.
• 2:35:46
  Speaker 3: That's hot.
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 1: That's diseases, bro. That's how AIDS gets started. That's the
• 2:35:52
  real AIDS. Venereal diseases by themselves. It's a weird. What's
• 2:35:58
  the matter, Jamie?
• 2:35:58
  Speaker 2: That's what she used to look like?
• 2:35:59
  Speaker 1: That's what she used to look like.
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 2:36:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, times are hard. She's gone to hell. Yeah, when
• 2:36:04
  you are whacking off in public every day, I mean,
• 2:36:08
  that's like, you know, the face of a female MMA fighter.
• 2:36:10
  Gets scarred up. The picture I just had.
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 2: Up, that was an insanely different looking person.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 3: Well, there's just 12 different versions of her.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 1: She's been bearing up the boxing with fentanyl for decades.
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 1: What do you expect? You get scarred up.
• 2:36:24
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 2:36:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:36:27
  Speaker 3: She kind of looks like a girl I've never seen
• 2:36:29
  in that first photo.
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 1: It's hard out there.
• 2:36:33
  Speaker 3: Not for a girl.
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 1: It's hard for her. See, she's clearly proof.
• 2:36:38
  Speaker 2: 2019, there was an OnlyFans, really.
• 2:36:40
  Speaker 1: She had an OnlyFans? She could have been on a
• 2:36:42
  different path. Not really. Someone would have scammed her. She
• 2:36:46
  would have lost it all. OnlyFans is like, what is it?
• 2:36:53
  If you look at the amount of money earned, OnlyFans
• 2:36:57
  is bigger than NBA teams. What is the amount of
• 2:37:00
  money generated by OnlyFans every year. Let's just guess. God.
• 2:37:07
  Let's just guess.
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 3: All right. I mean, it's way up there because I
• 2:37:14
  know that there's some girls that make over a million
• 2:37:16
  a month.
• 2:37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're small. Excuse me. That's a small number.
• 2:37:21
  The most of them are actually not making much money
• 2:37:23
  at all and they're giving up their scooter forever, which
• 2:37:26
  is not good.
• 2:37:27
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:37:27
  Speaker 1: They're going to regret it for that $ 50 a month
• 2:37:29
  that they were getting. Most of them are not getting much,
• 2:37:32
  and it's probably some creep at the office who wants
• 2:37:34
  to see your butthole.
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know girls that are just bartenders here
• 2:37:39
  in town that make thousands of dollars on it, and
• 2:37:42
  they just show their fucking brawls. They're not even showing.
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 1: That's why you want to make thousands. You want to
• 2:37:47
  make millions. You've got to fuck a horse. All right, 2019,
• 2:37:49
  the revenue of OnlyFans.
• 2:37:50
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 2:37:51
  Speaker 1: Let's guess.
• 2:37:51
  Speaker 2: 1.5 billion.
• 2:37:51
  Speaker 1: This is pre-pandemic. Oh, pre-pandemic?
• 2:37:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's probably lower now.
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 1: I'll just say 1.5 billion.
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 3: I'll say 700 million. 238 million in 2019.
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 2: It jumped up to 1.7 in 2020.
• 2:37:57
  Speaker 1: 1.7 billion? Yeah. That's actually the beginning of the pandemic.
• 2:37:59
  Speaker 3: But last year, what do you think it was? Oh, God. 2024.
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 1: 4.7.
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 2: 14. 14 billion.
• 2:38:17
  Speaker 1: 14 billion? 4.5 billion.
• 2:38:18
  Speaker 3: Just under 8. That's a lot. For 395 million users.
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 2: And once again, 2019, it was what?
• 2:38:23
  Speaker 1: 238 million. Wow.
• 2:38:23
  Speaker 2: You want to hear the craziest number I heard? Something
• 2:38:25
  like 50% of American males.
• 2:38:26
  Speaker 1: Have a subscription to OnlyFans. 50%?
• 2:38:29
  Speaker 2: 50.
• 2:38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:38:48
  Speaker 2: It's like a statistic thing. I think we looked it up.
• 2:38:49
  Like 10% of all females in America have an OnlyFans
• 2:38:52
  account too.
• 2:38:53
  Speaker 1: Or something like that.
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 4: 10%.
• 2:38:55
  Speaker 1: Between a certain age group. Not like old ladies. Imagine.
• 2:38:59
  Speaker 3: I like to think it's more. 10% is wild.
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is pretty wild. That's wild. One out of
• 2:39:05
  10 ladies that you meet has an OnlyFans. Yeah. And
• 2:39:10
  when you think about the number of men.
• 2:39:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's 375. Or, excuse me, 377.5 million user accounts.
• 2:39:19
  And that's more than the U.S. population, so obviously it's worldwide.
• 2:39:23
  Speaker 1: Whoa. But isn't it, in the United States, like 150?
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 2: The United States accounts for approximately 55% of the users.
• 2:39:30
  So it's 100, yeah, 100, what, two, yeah.
• 2:39:34
  Speaker 1: Basically half. 190 million. Basically half.
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 2:39:38
  Speaker 1: Half of the population is on OnlyFans in America.
• 2:39:41
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 2:39:43
  Speaker 1: How can that be true? Is that one of those
• 2:39:44
  like serious XM things where you get a free subscription?
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:39:49
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 2:39:49
  Speaker 2: There are free accounts.
• 2:39:51
  Speaker 1: What? You get a free account for what?
• 2:39:52
  Speaker 2: Plenty of girls sign up and like, I'm free right now.
• 2:39:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's.
• 2:39:55
  Speaker 2: So you can just make an account.
• 2:39:57
  Speaker 1: But that's still someone. It's like, it's not like when
• 2:39:59
  YouTube put their phone, like their album on your iPhone. Right.
• 2:40:03
  You know what I mean?
• 2:40:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like that. But I think it's because
• 2:40:06
  more people, everyday people do it. And so like teachers
• 2:40:10
  and like bartenders, you know what I mean?
• 2:40:13
  Speaker 1: Teacher gets fired. I'm a dirty teacher. Yeah.
• 2:40:15
  Speaker 3: That happens a lot. There's a lot of teachers on there.
• 2:40:18
  Speaker 1: A lot of teachers are fucking kids. Yeah.
• 2:40:20
  Speaker 3: Fucking hot teachers.
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 1: It's weird. It's weird because everybody smiles when they read
• 2:40:26
  those stories. When it's the hot lady and the 15-year-old
• 2:40:29
  football player, like, yeah.
• 2:40:31
  Speaker 3: There's no victims here.
• 2:40:34
  Speaker 1: That's one way where we are very prejudiced sexually.
• 2:40:38
  Speaker 3: Totally, 100%.
• 2:40:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But this sheer number of people on OnlyFans in
• 2:40:46
  the United States is mind-blowing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like,
• 2:40:51
  think about it. Like, that's above everything else.
• 2:40:56
  Speaker 2: Everything.
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 1: Like, how many subscribers, how many people use Spotify in
• 2:41:03
  the United States?
• 2:41:06
  Speaker 2: A lot.
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 1: What's your guess? Just in the United States.
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 3: How many people are in.
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 1: The United States? 333 million plus Mexicans.
• 2:41:15
  Speaker 3: Okay. I'll say 150 million.
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 1: 150 million.
• 2:41:20
  Speaker 3: And that's going high. That's a high number, I think.
• 2:41:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know because I think worldwide it's crazy. Right.
• 2:41:32
  It might be around there. Most people I know have Spotify.
• 2:41:37
  What does that mean, though? Is that a biased sampling?
• 2:41:40
  Because most people I know are my age or younger
• 2:41:43
  and listen to music a lot. Right.
• 2:41:49
  Speaker 2: Worldwide, 713,281,000 premium subscribers. In the U.S., it says 55,000,000
• 2:41:56
  paid subscribers.
• 2:41:57
  Speaker 3: Paid. Paid.
• 2:41:59
  Speaker 1: But how many users in the United States? Because I
• 2:42:03
  bet a lot of people don't pay.
• 2:42:03
  Speaker 3: Paid's kind of small, yeah.
• 2:42:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Point is, more people are jerking off than listening
• 2:42:12
  to music. That's my point. Yeah. That's crazy. And that's
• 2:42:16
  only one of many options to get things to jerk
• 2:42:20
  off to online.
• 2:42:21
  Speaker 3: That's why we need to somehow find a way to
• 2:42:24
  put tits on music.
• 2:42:26
  Speaker 1: Dude, we're going to have vivid experiences that aren't real.
• 2:42:30
  That's what's going to happen. That's going to be the
• 2:42:32
  future of porn. It's going to be just like AI,
• 2:42:34
  so there's no victims. There's not going to be any
• 2:42:36
  real women that are exploited or sex trafficked and forced
• 2:42:39
  into doing this. So it's going to be the hottest
• 2:42:43
  maid you've ever had in your life coming to your
• 2:42:45
  hotel room.
• 2:42:46
  Speaker 3: Robots.
• 2:42:47
  Speaker 1: It won't even be robots, dude. It doesn't even have
• 2:42:49
  to be, but it could be. But it doesn't have
• 2:42:51
  to be. It can just be an artificial sensation that
• 2:42:55
  you're willing to sink into this Matrix-like device, and it's
• 2:43:00
  going to provide you with some crazy porn scene. That's
• 2:43:03
  what it's going to be. And that's going to be
• 2:43:05
  a real problem because regular relationships are complicated. People have
• 2:43:10
  to be attracted to you. So you have to work
• 2:43:12
  hard to get people attracted to you, whether it's by
• 2:43:15
  making more money or being hotter or whatever the fuck
• 2:43:17
  it is. You ultimately want someone to touch you. But
• 2:43:20
  it's the moment like that is just something you could
• 2:43:23
  order up, like play an audio book. That's a wrap.
• 2:43:27
  Speaker 3: Poor females.
• 2:43:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 1: It's a wrap. They're going to have to get real jobs.
• 2:43:30
  They're going to have to start mining. They're going to
• 2:43:32
  have no slaves in the Congo. It's going to be
• 2:43:34
  all chicks, chicks mining. Because the thing is, they're not
• 2:43:39
  going to want to do that. Women like their pornography
• 2:43:43
  in literature form. They like novels that are dirty and naughty.
• 2:43:48
  They don't want to see it. They want to think it.
• 2:43:50
  Men want to see it. And they want to just
• 2:43:54
  experience it. If you could put goggles on anytime you want,
• 2:43:57
  every time you go to take a shit, you just
• 2:43:58
  have wild sex. What are you doing in there? I'm
• 2:44:01
  just reading the paper. You're in there fucking, aren't you,
• 2:44:05
  son of a bitch? You just hear it in the
• 2:44:07
  background like she's calling you from another room. It's just
• 2:44:10
  ruining your experience. Stop fucking. I'm not. I'm reading the paper.
• 2:44:15
  I'm taking a shit and reading the paper, goddammit. Leave
• 2:44:18
  me alone. You don't even talk to me. You're in
• 2:44:22
  there in the toilet with the girls in that head thing.
• 2:44:27
  It's going to be a problem, man, because there's already
• 2:44:29
  so many incels in this country. There's so many guys
• 2:44:32
  that just don't have any intimate relationships at all. I
• 2:44:34
  think there was this thing where they were interviewing young
• 2:44:39
  men and trying to find out how many of them
• 2:44:41
  have sex on a regular basis. And it's one of
• 2:44:43
  the lowest numbers ever recorded. Although, like, how many times
• 2:44:47
  are people asking people.
• 2:44:48
  Speaker 3: How much they fuck? And who are they asking?
• 2:44:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, how much you fucking? Do you like fucking? Yeah. But, like,
• 2:44:57
  I think it's a very unusual thing for, like, people,
• 2:45:01
  you know, age 18 to, you know, 34 or whatever. Like,
• 2:45:05
  young men are having less sex now than I think ever.
• 2:45:08
  I think a lot of that is they're not even
• 2:45:10
  trying because of the access to porn. Yeah. And by
• 2:45:16
  the time it comes dinner time, take a lady out,
• 2:45:18
  you got no jizz left. You've been beating off all day. Yeah.
• 2:45:21
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:45:23
  Speaker 3: And they're probably also not telling the truth or not. Like,
• 2:45:26
  I'm not talking to you. Who are you working for? Like,
• 2:45:28
  you know what I mean? These kids are like, don't
• 2:45:30
  trust anybody and they're not talking.
• 2:45:32
  Speaker 1: To the press. Right. Right.
• 2:45:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:45:35
  Speaker 1: That's probably true too.
• 2:45:36
  Speaker 3: Right. They know about privacy and stuff.
• 2:45:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you. Yeah. They're using VPNs. Yeah.
• 2:45:40
  Speaker 3: VPNs.
• 2:45:41
  Speaker 1: Fuck off. Mm-hmm. Yeah, if you have a VPN, that's
• 2:45:46
  the only way you can protect from people knowing exactly
• 2:45:48
  what you're doing at any given moment. And even then,
• 2:45:51
  like they're tracking you with metadata. They're tracking where your
• 2:45:54
  cell phone's pinging to different towers, you know. And then
• 2:46:00
  we're getting into more and more of that. And then
• 2:46:02
  every time a new phone comes out, it's like a
• 2:46:04
  little more invasive. Yeah. Give up. We done? I think
• 2:46:14
  we're done. We're done. Red Band just checked out. See
• 2:46:17
  how we did that? No, no, I didn't check out.
• 2:46:18
  It's like my dog when he doesn't want to bring
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  the ball back anymore. He's like, we're done. We're done.
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  Speaker 3: How's the new dog?
• 2:46:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's awesome. Oh, my God, I love him. Oh,
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  my God, he's so cute. He's so adorable. He's the
• 2:46:29
  sweetest little thing. Everybody who picks him up, all he
• 2:46:31
  does is just bathe you with kisses. He barks when
• 2:46:35
  he kisses you. He gets so excited, he barks. His tail, like,
• 2:46:38
  wags his whole little body. When he, he's like one
• 2:46:41
  of them dogs, like when he wags his tail, he's like,
• 2:46:43
  oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. He's
• 2:46:45
  just jumping up, touching him.
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  Speaker 3: I've always wanted one of those dogs. Ever since I
• 2:46:49
  saw Insects in the City, like the, what are they called?
• 2:46:53
  Speaker 1: Is it King Charles?
• 2:46:53
  Speaker 3: King Charles.
• 2:46:54
  Speaker 1: Cavalier Spaniel.
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  Speaker 3: Charlotte had one of those.
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  Speaker 1: That's so sweet. And you know, it made me love
• 2:46:59
  Marshall even more if that was possible because he's the
• 2:47:01
  sweetest dog to this little puppy. He goes to him
• 2:47:04
  with toys to try to get him to play with him.
• 2:47:07
  It's the most adorable thing of all time. Like he's
• 2:47:09
  just so, Golden Retrievers are the fucking sweetest animals. Like,
• 2:47:13
  we don't deserve them. We don't deserve them. They're so sweet. Like,
• 2:47:17
  Marshall has never been anything but sweet. a day in
• 2:47:20
  his life. He's never had a cunty moment on earth.
• 2:47:24
  He's been alive for almost nine years. Never had a
• 2:47:26
  cunty moment. And he's so sweet to this little puppy.
• 2:47:29
  He has this toy. It's like an octopus looking thing.
• 2:47:33
  And he comes over and brings his little octopus over
• 2:47:35
  to Charlie. Charlie grabs it, and they're playing around. It
• 2:47:38
  is so fucking cute, man. He puts his paw on
• 2:47:41
  him like this, like a gentle paw on him when
• 2:47:43
  they're playing around with stuff.
• 2:47:45
  Speaker 3: You going to clone Marshall?
• 2:47:46
  Speaker 1: No. Why? Because he's Marshall. He's an original. He's his
• 2:47:51
  own thing. I don't believe in that. I don't think
• 2:47:54
  you have to do that. Like, that's crazy. Meet a
• 2:47:57
  new dog. Meet a new dog. I've had a bunch
• 2:48:00
  of amazing dogs. And they're all different, and that's part
• 2:48:03
  of the fun. Part of the fun is you don't know. Like,
• 2:48:07
  this guy's crazy. Like, what is he doing?
• 2:48:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:48:09
  Speaker 1: He gets to the door. He goes, oh, where did
• 2:48:12
  you learn that?
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  Speaker 3: Johnny Cash.
• 2:48:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, Johnny. He was the sweetest. Yeah. Yeah. Every
• 2:48:19
  dog's got their own thing, man. That's like part of
• 2:48:21
  the fun about being a dog owner. They all have
• 2:48:23
  their own weird little personalities.
• 2:48:25
  Speaker 3: One of my dogs is getting so old, though, it's
• 2:48:27
  blind and deaf now. And it's the saddest thing. She's
• 2:48:30
  constantly running into walls, you know.
• 2:48:33
  Speaker 1: When Johnny was the last year of his life, I
• 2:48:36
  used to have to carry him outside.
• 2:48:38
  Speaker 3: That's what we have to do with this dog, yeah.
• 2:48:40
  Speaker 1: And Johnny was big. So I was the only one
• 2:48:43
  who could carry him. He's like 140 pounds. Right. So
• 2:48:45
  I'd have to open the door and I'd have to, like,
• 2:48:47
  pick him up and take him into the yard. He
• 2:48:49
  would shit and piss. He could barely walk. He could
• 2:48:52
  literally barely bend down to shit. Oh, wow. It was horrible.
• 2:48:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going through the thing right now. I don't
• 2:48:58
  know if I should spend, because it's super expensive, the
• 2:49:01
  money to do the cataracts so she can see again
• 2:49:03
  at least. How old is she?
• 2:49:06
  Speaker 2: 13.
• 2:49:06
  Speaker 3: They usually last about 15, so maybe one year left.
• 2:49:10
  Speaker 1: The surgery is probably going to wreck her life. I know.
• 2:49:13
  It's going to be painful.
• 2:49:15
  Speaker 3: Imagine giving one more year. She can see now because
• 2:49:19
  she's just so sad and depressed now.
• 2:49:21
  Speaker 1: She might just die. I know. She might die from
• 2:49:23
  the operation. She's so old. It sucks. That's the thing
• 2:49:27
  about dogs. It's so hard. Johnny was 13 when he died. Yeah.
• 2:49:31
  Maybe 14. And the last year was rough. It was rough.
• 2:49:36
  It was so sad.
• 2:49:37
  Speaker 3: I don't want to deal with it.
• 2:49:38
  Speaker 1: I know. I know. It's hard, man. It's hard. But
• 2:49:45
  that's what happens when you love something. You got to
• 2:49:49
  have the missing it. There's got to be grief. Because
• 2:49:52
  if not for that, you don't feel the love. Yeah.
• 2:49:55
  The love and the loss, they're all connected in some
• 2:49:58
  weird way, unfortunately. And with dogs, they're the perfect example
• 2:50:03
  of that because they're just little love machines. They just
• 2:50:05
  give you love. And they're a direct reflection of how
• 2:50:08
  you treat them. If you treat them well and they're
• 2:50:12
  happy to see you and they're sweet to everybody, that's
• 2:50:15
  a good life, a love life. It just doesn't last long.
• 2:50:20
  Marshall's nine.
• 2:50:21
  Speaker 5: Nine.
• 2:50:21
  Speaker 1: You know, I give him the best food he can get.
• 2:50:23
  He's very healthy. He's a farmer's dog. Gets plenty of exercise.
• 2:50:28
  But I know it's only a matter of time. And
• 2:50:31
  it's sad. Yeah. It's hard. Anyway. Bring this chain into
• 2:50:38
  a screeching halt. What are you up to other than
• 2:50:43
  Kill Tony? You're always doing some weird shit online.
• 2:50:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing– I got my fake band going on
• 2:50:47
  right now, Cap Red.
• 2:50:49
  Speaker 1: What is that on? How do you do that?
• 2:50:50
  Speaker 3: It's on Spotify, YouTube, Cap Red Music. It's pretty much–
• 2:50:54
  I've always made music like Olive Garden, Butthole, all those
• 2:50:57
  songs I used to make. But I used to sing it.
• 2:50:59
  So now I just– I write a bunch of music
• 2:51:02
  and I use AI to sing it for me and
• 2:51:05
  make it a chick. So I'm like a– and I
• 2:51:08
  have like a bunch of music videos and stuff on
• 2:51:10
  YouTube that I'm using AI to make. And I scan
• 2:51:13
  Janice's face in it so she plays like.
• 2:51:15
  Speaker 1: The– Are you still doing the virtual reality rooms?
• 2:51:19
  Speaker 3: I'm doing that too.
• 2:51:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:51:20
  Speaker 3: I'm doing virtual Red Band. I do that like once
• 2:51:23
  or twice a week.
• 2:51:25
  Speaker 1: And how do people know when you're going to do that?
• 2:51:27
  Speaker 3: I tweet it, Instagram, or that's on Red Band on YouTube. But, yeah,
• 2:51:31
  all my stuff is on YouTube, Red Band and Cap
• 2:51:33
  Red Music.
• 2:51:34
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
• 2:51:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:51:36
  Speaker 1: All right. I love you. Love you, buddy. Love you, too.
• 2:51:38
  Speaker 3: Bye, everybody.