Latest / Curtis Sliwa & Larry Mendte In The Morning / Opening Segment 11/12/26
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now curtis lewa and larry mentee in the morning on
- 0:04Speaker 1: 710 wor wow i'm styling and profiling today shoot it
- 0:12Speaker 1: down and do you have any idea why larry and
- 0:17Speaker 1: why natalie that i would come in As if I
- 0:20Speaker 1: was campaigning for mayor like I did, remember, when I
- 0:22Speaker 1: had the full suit, shirt, tie. Notice this tie has
- 0:26Speaker 1: all the little kitties on it, the cats on it.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Are you telling us something?
- 0:29Speaker 1: No, no.
- 0:30Speaker 3: It's a very special day for me. Well, it's a
- 0:32Speaker 3: black suit and it's a dark tie.
- 0:35Speaker 4: Funeral?
- 0:36Speaker 5: No.
- 0:37Speaker 1: No funeral. Although... Soon, probably at my age, you start
- 0:42Speaker 1: counting the rings around the tree. Not your own funeral.
- 0:45Speaker 4: You wouldn't be coming in dressed with your own funeral.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Getting ready.
- 0:48Speaker 1: Well, you never know. In my life, you never know.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Must be prepared. The point is, figure, maybe I live
- 0:53Speaker 1: another 20 years. I'm 72 now. But today. Oh, my God.
- 0:58Speaker 4: This whole conversation went into a dark place.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Very dark place.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Well, dark suit, right? I get on the train. I
- 1:06Speaker 1: go down to DeKalb Avenue. and I walk across the
- 1:09Speaker 1: street to the place I was birthed, Brooklyn Hospital, on
- 1:14Speaker 1: March 26, 1954, and it was Dr. Duckman who delivered
- 1:19Speaker 1: me a 13-pound baby, my mother Francesca, who was just 5'2,
- 1:27Speaker 1: about 100, 110 pounds, no cesarean, no drugs, you know,
- 1:29Speaker 1: old school, There it is, the kid's popping out, 13 pounds.
- 1:37Speaker 4: Wow.
- 1:38Speaker 1: And then they put me, where's that, they put all
- 1:40Speaker 1: the babies, what do they call that again, you know,
- 1:43Speaker 1: in all the machines.
- 1:44Speaker 4: Nursery?
- 1:44Speaker 2: The incubator?
- 1:45Speaker 1: Oh, an incubator. Yeah, incubator.
- 1:46Speaker 2: You had to go in an incubator at 13 pounds?
- 1:48Speaker 1: I don't think they had one big enough.
- 1:50Speaker 2: I was just saying, they would have to shove you in.
- 1:52Speaker 1: So my dad is out at sea and immediately he
- 1:56Speaker 1: catches the first flight back. You know, they go to port,
- 1:58Speaker 1: he catches the first flight back. My mother's recovering, as
- 2:01Speaker 1: you can imagine, in the hospital for a long time.
- 2:04Speaker 1: He goes in to look at all the babies who
- 2:07Speaker 1: were there. And my name tag is there, you know, Curtis,
- 2:11Speaker 1: Curtis Sliwa, because that's not my son. There's no way.
- 2:14Speaker 1: And he starts getting real, like, angry because at 13,
- 2:20Speaker 1: I'm extraordinarily heavy then. There was no Ozempic. And my
- 2:24Speaker 1: eyes were, like, slanted. It looked like I was an
- 2:27Speaker 1: Asian baby. He insisted, that's not my son. That is
- 2:31Speaker 1: probably some Chinese family son. I want to see my
- 2:34Speaker 1: son Curtis. He getting all bent out of shape. And
- 2:37Speaker 1: then finally he goes in, sees my mom, and she
- 2:40Speaker 1: assures him, no, no, that's our son. And he just
- 2:43Speaker 1: couldn't imagine. Now, interesting story about Dr. Dockman, who slapped
- 2:49Speaker 1: me on my tuchus, my dupa, and I've been talking
- 2:52Speaker 1: ever since. Years later, his son is a very famous
- 2:56Speaker 1: criminal court judge. He's sitting there and this guy is
- 2:59Speaker 1: being accused of abusing his girlfriend who worked at Capel's
- 3:04Speaker 1: Chevrolet on Northern Boulevard. At the time, Capel owned all
- 3:07Speaker 1: the dealerships and he had beaten her badly. And his
- 3:11Speaker 1: appeal to the judge to let him out. Judge, there's
- 3:14Speaker 1: nobody in my apartment to watch my dog. He said, OK,
- 3:18Speaker 1: I'm going to let you out to go take a look.
- 3:20Speaker 1: But you better show up in court in 72 hours.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Guess what? He didn't show up in court. He went
- 3:25Speaker 1: and he killed the woman who had worked for Capel.
- 3:28Speaker 1: So that was a standout case. He ended up losing
- 3:31Speaker 1: his judgeship. But, man. Okay.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Why are you wearing the suit?
- 3:35Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. Thank you.
- 3:37Speaker 2: I'm waiting.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Excuse me.
- 3:39Speaker 2: I am going through so many stories here.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Was I not?
- 3:43Speaker 2: The suit.
- 3:44Speaker 1: Was I not?
- 3:45Speaker 3: No, we were just worried it wasn't going to end
- 3:47Speaker 3: and you'd never get back to the point. So we're
- 3:49Speaker 3: just trying to point the way.
- 3:50Speaker 1: I'm reminiscing. I'm reminiscing. But, you know, don't they call
- 3:54Speaker 1: that your baby suit when you're born? Isn't that what
- 3:57Speaker 1: they call it?
- 3:58Speaker 2: Your birthday suit.
- 3:59Speaker 4: Birthday suit, not your baby suit. Whatever.
- 4:01Speaker 2: The birthday suit.
- 4:02Speaker 1: So now I got the real suit. I'm paying tribute.
- 4:05Speaker 1: I'm going floor to floor. I'm thanking everybody there. And
- 4:09Speaker 1: then I'm going across the street to Junior's. And I
- 4:11Speaker 1: do what I always do when I go to Junior's.
- 4:14Speaker 1: I said, I always like Lindy's better. It used to
- 4:17Speaker 1: be on Broadway. It was in Guys and Dolls. I mean,
- 4:20Speaker 1: it was great. I always liked to stick them. Sure.
- 4:22Speaker 4: I'm going to leave and come back.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Poor people.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Oh, this is going to be a great day. Glory, hallelujah, hallelujah.
- 4:29Speaker 1: But you know what this all leads into? The restaurant business,
- 4:33Speaker 1: which is suffering for a variety of reasons. There is
- 4:36Speaker 1: a woman who used to be in Brooklyn, a Jamaican.
- 4:39Speaker 1: She moved to Toronto. She opened up a Jamaican restaurant.
- 4:42Speaker 1: And she established, if you're 15 years or younger, you're
- 4:46Speaker 1: not welcome in my restaurant. People say, oh, in Canada,
- 4:49Speaker 1: they'll never permit it. People loved it. I said, yeah,
- 4:53Speaker 1: these little teenagers are always tearing the place up. I
- 4:56Speaker 1: can't have a meal. She's now opening up a second
- 4:58Speaker 1: restaurant in Winnipeg, and it sort of leads us back
- 5:01Speaker 1: to what's happening in our own country. Curtis, Curtis.
- 5:03Speaker 4: Yes. Why are you wearing the black suit?
- 5:05Speaker 2: I got to get to the suit. Because you're going
- 5:07Speaker 2: to Junior's?
- 5:09Speaker 1: No, no, no.
- 5:09Speaker 4: Going to Lindy's?
- 5:10Speaker 1: No, Lindy's doesn't exist.
- 5:12Speaker 2: That's so sad. He's upset. He's in mourning about that.
- 5:15Speaker 4: That's what it is.
- 5:16Speaker 1: This is to honor my birth.
- 5:18Speaker 2: It's not your birthday. Your birthday's in March, I think.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Look, the hospital is where I was birthed. And a
- 5:24Speaker 1: lot of hospitals where people were birthed, if you notice,
- 5:27Speaker 1: they no longer exist.
- 5:28Speaker 4: So you're wearing the suit because you're going back to
- 5:30Speaker 4: the hospital? Yes.
- 5:31Speaker 2: You're going to see Dr. Duckman?
- 5:33Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's alive.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 5:35Speaker 1: I don't think his son is alive, the judge that
- 5:37Speaker 1: I talked to you about. But let me flip the script,
- 5:40Speaker 1: because I'm not at liberty to say right now why
- 5:42Speaker 1: I'm going there.
- 5:42Speaker 4: No, we're trying to flip the script here.
- 5:45Speaker 1: It's Operation Hush Hush Mush Mush.
- 5:48Speaker 3: Okay.
- 5:48Speaker 2: All right. Well, now we're going to have people stalking you.
- 5:51Speaker 3: So you started out by saying, let me tell you
- 5:54Speaker 3: why I'm wearing this black suit.
- 5:56Speaker 4: And now you're saying you can't tell us.
- 5:58Speaker 1: I can't. Hush Hush, other than I'm going to the
- 6:02Speaker 1: place of my birth. Okay. Brooklyn Hospital.
- 6:04Speaker 2: You're not sick, are you?
- 6:06Speaker 1: No, not at all. I'm there to honor. I'm there
- 6:08Speaker 1: to walk the floors and shake everybody's hand. You know,
- 6:11Speaker 1: because of your great lifetime service to the Brooklyn community,
- 6:16Speaker 1: I was born as a 13-pound baby. Hey, I'm telling you, man,
- 6:20Speaker 1: it may be a record. I want to go through
- 6:23Speaker 1: the records department to see if I was the heaviest
- 6:25Speaker 1: baby ever born in Brooklyn Hospital. They got all the
- 6:28Speaker 1: records still there, you know, all paper. It's not digital anymore.
- 6:31Speaker 4: And you had to put a suit on for that?
- 6:33Speaker 1: Yes, to show respect. Show respect. All right.
- 6:37Speaker 2: So honestly, if any of our listeners have any idea
- 6:40Speaker 2: why he has a suit on, please let us know.
- 6:42Speaker 4: So this is the story.
- 6:44Speaker 3: The story was I have a suit on because I
- 6:47Speaker 3: was born at a hospital. And then I went to
- 6:51Speaker 3: a restaurant across the street. but I can't tell you
- 6:54Speaker 3: why I have the suit on. Is that pretty much
- 6:57Speaker 3: the story?
- 6:57Speaker 1: Operation hush, hush, much, much in full effect.
- 7:00Speaker 2: You know what, Curtis, you're keeping us on our toes.
- 7:03Speaker 1: So back to the restaurant. Good storyteller. There is a
- 7:06Speaker 1: move afoot here in the United States to have sections
- 7:11Speaker 1: of a restaurant, because it's so tough to run a
- 7:13Speaker 1: restaurant now with all the escalating costs right across the board,
- 7:17Speaker 1: in which there is a section, no children, or a section,
- 7:22Speaker 1: no dogs. Because, you know, now you see dogs everywhere.
- 7:25Speaker 1: I love dogs, but I know there's some people who
- 7:27Speaker 1: are allergic to dogs or they're frightened of dogs. And
- 7:30Speaker 1: then it's the return of Natalie's Famous. They had sort
- 7:33Speaker 1: of waned for a while. during the lockdown and pandemic
- 7:37Speaker 1: of 2020. The buffets. The buffets are starting to open
- 7:41Speaker 1: up all over the place. I have a feeling that
- 7:44Speaker 1: you were a buffet queen, Natalie, you and your family.
- 7:46Speaker 2: That is so untrue. That is like the last place
- 7:48Speaker 2: I'll ever go is a buffet.
- 7:50Speaker 4: You're kidding me.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Yes.
- 7:51Speaker 4: Oh, buffets are the best.
- 7:53Speaker 2: The last.
- 7:54Speaker 1: You know what?
- 7:56Speaker 2: I'll tell you. Well, one, it's the germy thing. It
- 7:58Speaker 2: kind of like people are handling things, whatever. And then
- 8:01Speaker 2: I'm like, if I'm going out to eat, if I'm
- 8:04Speaker 2: spending money, I want to be served. I don't want
- 8:06Speaker 2: to have to get up and get my own food.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's at a reduced rate and you can
- 8:10Speaker 1: keep coming back and putting more food on your plate.
- 8:14Speaker 1: And eat anything you want.
- 8:15Speaker 3: You get a choice of all this stuff. Like if
- 8:17Speaker 3: you think to yourself, God, I can't make up my
- 8:20Speaker 3: mind between this and this.
- 8:21Speaker 4: It's all there.
- 8:23Speaker 1: Only one exception that I was told many times. The
- 8:26Speaker 1: lobster legs are separate. You don't get that in the buffet.
- 8:30Speaker 1: And they really, they'll come out with a hatchet if
- 8:33Speaker 1: you try to take a lobster leg and put it
- 8:35Speaker 1: on your buffet plate.
- 8:36Speaker 4: You've been at some good buffets.
- 8:37Speaker 1: No, I've never been in a buffet with lobster.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Oh, I was like, with a hatchet?
- 8:45Speaker 1: Wow, Natalie, you're so discriminating. You wouldn't even go to
- 8:48Speaker 1: a buffet.
- 8:49Speaker 2: I haven't been to a lot of buffets, no.
- 8:51Speaker 4: That shocks me.
- 8:53Speaker 2: I look like a buffet type of person?
- 8:54Speaker 4: Well, no, that you would turn your nose up at buffets.
- 8:57Speaker 2: No, it's just that I don't go out very often
- 9:00Speaker 2: to eat.
- 9:01Speaker 1: I really don't.
- 9:01Speaker 4: Oh, wait a second. I'm just realizing who you were
- 9:05Speaker 4: born to.
- 9:06Speaker 3: You're used to great food all your life, right?
- 9:10Speaker 2: Well, my family was in the hospitality business.
- 9:13Speaker 5: Yes.
- 9:13Speaker 4: And so there were banquets and all that kind of stuff.
- 9:16Speaker 4: And you always had... You probably grew up with good food.
- 9:19Speaker 4: And you look down at the banquets.
- 9:22Speaker 3: I know.
- 9:23Speaker 4: And the banquet people.
- 9:24Speaker 1: I don't want to get.
- 9:24Speaker 4: The people wind up at the banquets, man.
- 9:27Speaker 2: No, believe it or not.
- 9:27Speaker 4: Like pigs in a trough.
- 9:28Speaker 2: My grandfather, he actually... Had the Scandinavia. You might have
- 9:32Speaker 2: heard of that, Curtis. It was a Scandinavian buffet. He
- 9:36Speaker 2: ran that in New York City. So now, why did
- 9:38Speaker 2: you not turn that down?
- 9:39Speaker 1: The one of the most famous buffets.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Yes.
- 9:42Speaker 1: During Saturday Night Fever, where a very famous, let's see
- 9:46Speaker 1: if any of our Talkback people know, where a very
- 9:49Speaker 1: famous disco was, is now a Chinese buffet, the whole block.
- 9:54Speaker 1: And that's where I was told one time, I was
- 9:57Speaker 1: feeding me and the Guardian Angels, right?
- 9:59Speaker 5: Love stuff. lobster legs, no buffet. None of you pay
- 10:04Speaker 5: separate for lobster legs. I'm not going to get in
- 10:07Speaker 5: trouble for that accent, am I?
- 10:10Speaker 3: Remember Louis Anderson, the comedian that was really big and
- 10:14Speaker 3: he made fun of his weight? He said he would
- 10:16Speaker 3: go to buffets and it would say, all you can eat.
- 10:19Speaker 3: And they'd change the sign. No, you got to go.
- 10:23Speaker 3: You have to go.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Yeah, because basically it is so difficult now in the
- 10:27Speaker 1: restaurant world, the price of natural gas, the price of electricity.
- 10:32Speaker 1: the price of paying your staff, you know, everything, the
- 10:36Speaker 1: cost of food, that they can barely make ends meet.
- 10:39Speaker 1: That's why it's the return of the thing that you
- 10:42Speaker 1: look down on, Natalie, like a Northern Italian to a
- 10:45Speaker 1: Southern Italian buffet. I would never be caught dead in
- 10:49Speaker 1: a buffet. Wow, you really are an elitist.
- 10:52Speaker 4: Yeah, it just surprises me.
- 10:54Speaker 1: No.
- 10:55Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I like to sit.
- 10:57Speaker 4: You can sit. It's not like you have to stand.
- 10:59Speaker 2: In the corner. I don't want to get up.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Yeah, Natalie, you know, you come from Staten Island, right?
- 11:04Speaker 2: I do.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Working class people love buffets. But notice, she moved to
- 11:09Speaker 1: New Jersey. That's it with the buffets.
- 11:12Speaker 4: You want to be served.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Yes.
- 11:14Speaker 4: Oh, you know what?
- 11:15Speaker 3: I might be able to get this a little bit.
- 11:17Speaker 3: You've probably served people all your life. Oh, your kids. Oh, no,
- 11:21Speaker 3: your husband does the cooking.
- 11:23Speaker 1: He does. Oh, boy, are you a diva. What a diva, Natalie.
- 11:30Speaker 3: All right, listen, we'd like to hear how you feel
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