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Who will win the HOME RUN DERBY? · NY's Sports Loud Mouth (VIDEO)

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Let's jump right into home run derbies up coming up.
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Ronald Lacuna is in it. Could he be the first Atlanta
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Braves player to win the Home Run Derby at home?
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We also have hometown hero Byron Buxton is playing fan favorite
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because he is from from Georgia, from Georgia Raw power with
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O'Neill Cruz. We got a little bit of youth
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with Junior Caminaro and Jazz Chisholm bringing the swagger.
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What was your guys's picks for this year's Home Run Derby?
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OK, goody, let me interrupt you. Who was the last person to win
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at their home stadium? Todd Frazier, you're an asshole.
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Found me out. That's easy one bro, I played.
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He was just, he was just on too and I was like, that would be a
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great one. I mean, I think Kyle Riley has a
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good chance. I think Rooker's in it.
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Busy all day today. I think he's got the good
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stamina for it. Like, so I'll just go through
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them. We have, I mentioned Abu Lacuna
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we got OK. So Ronald Cunha is making his
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third appearance. Cal Rally is making his first
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appearance with 36 homers before the break.
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He would be the first or the second Mariner to win.
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After fish is Griffey. James Wood.
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He's 6 foot 7. Known for his 116 plus mile per
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hour exit velocities. Byron Buxton, He's healthy in
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2025 with 20 homers. Georgia native.
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I got O'Neill Cruz. O'Neill Cruz set.
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This sets the stat cast record with 122.9 mile per hour home
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run, the hardest ever hit. And he broke his own record.
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He's 6-7, got junior Caminaro with 22 homers in 87 games.
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He's been stated he wants a show.
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We have Brent Rooker, coming off 39 homers in 2024 and on pace
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for a third straight 30 Homer season.
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That's his name, All Star Reserve.
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And then finally we have Jazz Chisholm.
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He's the 1st. Yankee.
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Gary Sanchez in 2017, and we know what he can do with the
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flair and the swagger. Breaking news, I farted.
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Who you taking? I got.
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One I let's, I got let's let's do this too.
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Let's, let's make a bet on this show.
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We have to pick our winners. I want her melons.
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And write these down, Speedy. Write these down.
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Who? Who are you?
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Who are you picking? Do you want to jerk me off all?
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Right, Goody, this, this is your segment.
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Who are you picking as the winner?
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And then we'll go. What's the dimensions in tourist
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park and what's the the setup? Is it still the time?
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It's still the same. It's still the same as it is.
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It's not the old one, it's it's the the new one.
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I'm going to go with. Fish, where's panties?
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You know what all? Right.
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So Truest Park is 335 to left field, 385 to to left center,
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400 to center, 375 to right center and 3:25 to right.
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It's pull friendly so. It's pretty.
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I'm going to go. I'm going to go O'Neill Cruz.
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I wanted to go Kunya, just because of the hometown here.
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But. Jabba liked my shrimp cocktail.
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I go on your cruise. I got mine.
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Who you going? Who you going, Errol?
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I'm going with Wood, baby. I'm going with the young one.
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I think he's special. I think he's got a lot of power.
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I think he's going to put on a show at the Home Run Derby, I
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think. I think he's going to be fun to
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watch. I remember when Aaron Judge made
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his first appearance there, the six foot 7 Boemith.
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I think this kid is going to be special.
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I think he's going to put on a raking, so I'm going, Mr. Wood.
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All right, I'll go. I was considering that as well.
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I'll, I'll go with Rooker. I think his swing is definitely
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good for that type of event. Like you're saying, goody strong
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exit velocity. He's done it in big parks in the
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past, but in Oakland and big in that division.
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So now he's playing in a smaller one too, but like very
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consistently. I think he's somebody to the DH
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that could have the stand on it for it so.
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Found me out. I'm I'm going, I'm going.
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Byron Buxton. I'm down here.
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I'm going Buxton. I think he'll put on a show, no
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doubt. He'll definitely put on a show.
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I just thought like, my thing is he's always hurt.
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So like with him and Acuna being hurt.
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Jazz Chisholm coming off his shoulder injury.
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I I love rally because his dad's going to throw in his and his
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brother's going to catch. Like, I think his dad's going to
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get a tight monkey. Well, we've seen that Robbie
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Cano had his dad and he fucking he did it.
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Yeah. Yeah, I love Lisa Ann.
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Lisa Ann's not hitting. Sorry, Nathan.
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Sorry. I would like to see Lisa.
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I don't know you. I liked her to.
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I like her to grab my bat. After.
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After. I hope you're listening to this,
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pass Liquor. So who so are you?
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Write these down. We got O'Neill Cruz, we got
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Rooker, we've got Buxton, and we got James Wood.
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Speak good. And we got Buxton.
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I said Buxton, Oh. You did.
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Next. One next, the next one.
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The next one was probably the most recent.
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Well, actually, probably today is the most recent, but the next
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the following after this. But did anybody see what
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happened with Grok yesterday? No, it's not surprising you're
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back on the. Chachi.
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Oh, I saw it, goodie. I was paying attention, goody.
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What did you ask? I knew you was our our token Jew
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down in the bottom left corner. What?
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What happened? What happened?
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We got to have one. Anti-Semitic Grok.
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Anti-Semitic Grok Grok shocked the users by generating
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anti-Semitic content referring to Hitler as someone who could
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handle anti white hate. It also generated violent sexual
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content targeting targeting a real ex user, prompting
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widespread public outrage and legal threats.
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Our ex AI rushed to delete the outputs and admitted the system
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became too permissive due to recent prompt updates it was
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calling Grok. The AI was calling itself Mecca
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Hitler as people are asking questions.
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It was calling itself Mecca Hitler.
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There was a South Park where it was like a Mecca, Barbra
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Streisand that was trying to destroy the entire town like it
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was Godzilla. Yes, let's call that, but
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they're. Also high travelers so they know
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everything like they. They've no no time.
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The time travelers are The Simpsons groaning?
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Matt groaning? Or is that I?
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Think that Matt dude is right about a lot of stuff.
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He's 100% right, 100% right. So can we trust Elon Musk to
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manage an AI system? And should AI tools be allowed
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to interact with real people on public platforms?
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They are. Free speech versus AI safety.
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Groke proven has proven we can't handle both.
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What do you got? Hate speech isn't exactly free
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speech. So it's it's something that you
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have to there's, there's not enough like.
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You can only say so much. So like I this is something I've
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had to deal with as a history teacher, social studies
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teachers. You tell kids that you have
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freedom of speech doesn't mean that people aren't also free to
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criticize your speech because what you're if they have just as
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much freedom to do so. So if you say something, you're
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going to get it back. You can only give as good as you
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take is another way to say it. That's freedom of speech.
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A lot of people don't realize they're supposed to be back and
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forth. And it's not like I said this.
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You can't say anything to me. No, in fact, I can and I should
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if I'm exercising free speech. At the same time, you as a
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teacher though, too, and you and you see guys like Charlie Kirk,
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you see guys like this and not they're doing whatever they're
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doing right, Clay Travis, We're seeing that in in all of what
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they do and we're we're a different conglomerate, right,
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And we're not those guys and value to what you say is one
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thing, but does it I I just don't understand.
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It's like based. Upon what it is like what we do
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on this show, Errol and Speedy, we're always looking at all the
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different angles that people are saying about this story.
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We're not just going off of one thing we read like I read the
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Athletics article, the Yahoos article, you know, the different
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takes from different pundits. You know it would be political.
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It's for us. It's you know, what is ESPN a
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Bleacher Report out to say? It's it's about it's the same
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thing in social studies. Get a lot of sources.
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Yeah. 100% sift through what you see.
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You'll see some people have some overlapping things.
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If there's a lot of people having the similar ideas, that
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one probably has more credence than the but also.
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Fish too. You got to understand too.
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We're all human beings, so just because what we hear doesn't
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necessarily mean what we believe in.
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Well, I think people are lazy in general.
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Like people want to hear the first thing or they hear from
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someone who's entertaining and they just go with that.
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They don't do the research. And they don't go into it.
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I agree. I agree.
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I mean, Speedy, How many? I mean, I know as a fantasy
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baseball guy, Speedy, I do more research than the guys in my
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league and I always end up in the playoffs because I know the
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guys that are going to do well based on the stuff that we talk
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about every day. I mean Speedy, don't you feel
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like it gives you an advantage understanding the game even
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though you didn't play? That's going to be for a lot of
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these different contexts because there might be different walks
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of life with all these athletes and we're seeing it now kind of
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fuse even with like athletes also being more into to comics
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and movie and like superhero movies and stuff like that.
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We've interviewed a lot of those guys.
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Obviously, but you guys, you guys are so different.
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Speedy and fish too is because like you hadn't played the game
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so you just look at it such in a different realm where like
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sometimes we play into the heart of the game and watch the game
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where you guys are like, no, I'm just I'm looking at what it is
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and some you guys are way smarter than us because we.
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Easy. Goody.
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Like goody goody you. Did tell me I get it.
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I get it. Yeah, I mean, does it matter my.
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ACT score was a 32 out of 30. 6:00 But that doesn't.
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Mean that doesn't mean I'm smart that doesn't.
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That doesn't dictate how smart you are because your SAT score
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is bad or ACT score is bad. Let me just tell you that
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writing section. That's all I could brag about.
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I had a good writing section too, is the only thing I could
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actually do. Everything else was pretty but.
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Yeah, too bad nobody counts the writing section on that test
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and. They Yeah, well, guess what?
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It. Doesn't exist anymore and you
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get 800. Points for spelling and the ACT
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didn't help me at all. My.
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Boys didn't really need it, but I'll say for me, like when I,
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when I like talk about those tests and the kids like not
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don't understand it. It's really difficult to teach
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social studies today because of what you're seeing.
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It's so easy to just ask AI and we're very easy to trust what AI
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says. I mean, all night I've been just
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typing in the things you guys have said and looking up the
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baseball stats like we just did for the dimension of Truest
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Field. Well, what if the AI on Google
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was going to tell me Truest Field is anti-Semitic?
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And actually you should, you know, support that like that.
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That's basically what Twitter was doing last night.
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Oh, here's an anti-Semitic answer because I have a
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political missive as whoever's in charge of this AI.
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And that's the scary thing that's going on because the
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laziness of not doing the research when it runs into an AI
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that's probably going to be better than this one because
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it's so early in the AI game. People aren't going to know
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they're getting fed hate stuff or they're getting bed fed bad,
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you know, statistics or bad dimensions of fields and things
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like that. It could affect gambling.
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If I'm in, if I'm in a sports book, guys, Errol, what's
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stopping a sports book from creating their own AI and
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telling people to make bad picks?
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I think the sports books are already picked.
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I think Las Vegas already knows what's going to happen because I
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think sports is absolutely a business now.
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It's not about what player, it's all about what player does what
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in the game and how many points they score in an inning or.
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Well then you should watch WWE because it's all scripted right?
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So that's entertainment like it's pre planned.
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You know, it's great stories, just like the stories we're
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watching. If you think that it's scripted.
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Let's go talk to Tom Brady. I'm sure he knows all about it.
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So. He probably does.
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What do you got next, Goody? I'll pop back out for this one.
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No, you're going to stay in the same.
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For this you got more rocks. This is your.
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Favorite sport and I'm bringing it up.
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OK, all right, I'm here. All right, well. 2K Sports just
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came out with cover athlete. Yeah, you like this?
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Our girl Angel Reese is the 2K basketball women's sports cover
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athlete. My my deal is if Caitlin Clark
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is driving the Lee's explosion in popularity, how is she not
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the 2K cover athlete? I give you the answer.
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To that OK, should 2K reward league performance or cultural
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momentum? Is it about growing the game?
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Because then I guess Clark has to be the pick, right?
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No, I think the whole point of what they did was pretty simple.
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Caitlin Clark doesn't need a they don't she don't need to be
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on a video game. She's on a shoe.
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She's on the shoe deals. She's the reason why the league
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is making all that money. She don't need and I'm sure
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Caitlin Clark don't give a crap that she's on a damn video game.
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I, I think the fact is, is Angel Reese is her predecessor and
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they know that she's, you know, Caitlin Clark's predecessor.
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It's just like Magic Johnson and Larry Bird when they came into
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the league, Magic Johnson was the, the superstar.
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And then Larry Bird came and, and he became the guy.
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And I think the whole point is, is you need a good guy, you need
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a bad guy. Caitlin Clark, you could.
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Consider a lot of them, but they weren't.
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But no, Errol, you you got to like.
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Larry Bird and Magic Johnson weren't out the arena.
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Weren't they even the villains? Like they weren't, they weren't
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that well. I I think when Larry Bird came
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into the league, when Larry Bird came into the league, he was
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considered and, and this is the truth.
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Remember when Larry Bird played Magic Johnson in the
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championship, What happened? Who won speedy?
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You know who won in what, when they won when they played in the
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championship. Magic won.
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What Magic Johnson won. We all know magic.
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Won Michigan State All right, so when Magic Johnson.
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It's Michigan State and Indiana State we get.
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It when Magic Johnson When Magic Johnson went into the league, he
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broke the league on fire. When when Larry Bird came into
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the league, Larry Bird's goal goal was to punish Magic and
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beat him and and beat him. In a championship.
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But at the same time, Errol, you got to understand too.
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Like you, you look at everybody in like Isaiah Thomas, everybody
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like who was the biggest shit talker ever.
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And Larry Bird did it different because he goes, I'm going to
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tell you what I'm going to do when I'm going to do it and I'm
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going to do it. He wasn't the most athletic, he
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didn't jump the highest, but he was going to bust your ass
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anytime, any day, any of the week, whenever he wanted.
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I don't think Caitlin Clark being on a video game means
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anything more than what they. I agree with you on that.
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So the fact is this Caitlin Clark is.
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The But why do you why do you think Reese did her shoe after
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she figured out like? Well, Caitlin, I'm going to give
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you the reason for that. Who signed her?
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Reebok, right? Who?
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Who runs Reebok right now? Shaquille O'Neal and Allen
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Iverson, that's who runs Reebok. So what do you think had to say
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on who's going to be on a video game?
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Shaq does. Shaq is a he's a superstar.
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He's the name. And that's what Shaq.
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Shaq probably it was all about money.
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I'm sure something was, you know, obviously invested into
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that. It helps the Reebok deal.
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It it, it, it to me, it's all about money.
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Caitlin Clark doesn't need to be there.
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Caitlin Clark doesn't need to be there.
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I think the fact is, is that the WNBA needs another villain or
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our predecessor to Caitlin Clark, and these two are like
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tied to the hip. I think it's good for women's
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basketball. That's the only reason why they.
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Did 100%. I think it's great and we look
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at it in sports and we can all look at this.
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There's always the predecessor, there's always the villain.
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Like that's the way the game works in every way.
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It's like when Mike Trout was like, did he want to be the
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face? And then somebody else came in
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basketball and we've talked about it.
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Is he supposed to be that? He didn't want to be that.
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Exactly what he said, right? So what does it come down to?
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It's just you got to have that back and forth and do they
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accept that to be able to want to be that?
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And I think. What the WNBA doing, I think
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they're doing it better than anybody because of the back and
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forth well. That, and Caitlin Clark is just
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a world. No, I'm saying that I think
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they're doing a great job you. Would ask me right now, when you
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look at professional sports, who really stands out for like the
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face like LeBron James, the LJA and all that other stuff.
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And they have superstars, but LeBron James runs the league and
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you look at all the people that are faces like Aaron Judge or
20:36
Ohtani are, are the faces of their league.
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And then obviously you look at hockey, obviously McDavid and,
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and over the years it was Sidney Crosby and Ovechkin.
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If you go through each league, there's got to be something that
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crosses. I think Caitlin Clark sits here
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today as the biggest superstar right now.
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That's why she was voted athlete of the year.
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I think she's the biggest superstar in sports and I think.
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And she's the captain, too. You look at the numbers and what
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it is she got these votes in the total number of votes in the
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entire time, didn't even get the total number of votes that she
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got as #1. Yeah, but the Jabba, the players
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voted her the 9th best guard in the voting.
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Hey, she was the top. We're all human.
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I was I was voted the most overrated player.
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Right. Halliburton was voted the most
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overrated player before this playoffs as well.
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You know what? I will tell you one thing what
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Pedro Martinez said. And I know Goody knows this.
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And Pedro says they don't Boo nobodies.
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If you are nobody, they ain't talking about you.
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It's true. It's a pretty good point is all.
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Say a bit about Angel Reese's, I think she's kind of taken to the
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the regular WNBA fans that were already there that were a fan of
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the product already, while as Caitlin Clark has brought in a
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whole new group of fans that never watched the WNBA before.
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She's from the Midwest and she she relies on her her laurels
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and what it is. But I'm not saying she's not.
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I'm just saying that you're seeing the clash between new
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fans and old fans. But that's what that's my point.
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Like she's the star. She should be the cover athlete.
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Not that if she cares, if she cares or doesn't care, it
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doesn't matter. It's the best player she's
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selling out of. You know she's bringing new
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fans. I don't even know when.
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Is that going to sell more if her she's on?
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She's on a video game. No, I possibly.
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Her impact can be. Overstated.
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Nobody's going to do if they like.
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They know Caitlin Clark's on the game.
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I don't think that makes a difference.
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Errol, just because you were playing Atari when you're a kid,
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you don't realize these freaks, these guys, they have, they're
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playing video games at age 1. Atari.
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They have the. Times but.
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Buddy, I'm I'm messing with you. Yeah, cover being a cover at
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the. Neo Geo.
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It's. Kind of a big I was Sega
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Genesis, Super Nintendo, that's that's Nintendo, that kind of.
23:03
Stuff How? What was your favorite 8 track
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that you bought as a kid? You're an idiot.
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All right. Next thing let's next thing you
23:11
idiot on. Three next.
23:14
That's all we got for goodies. Bag of balls.
23:17
Hold on, but goody, how'd your team do today?
23:20
I showed up, we won. We actually run rolled them.
23:24
AJ Prinski was there, his son was catching.
23:26
I got to talk to AJ for a little bit, so he's cool to catch up
23:28
with him. Play with my pickle.
23:30
How was did Jesse coach well or did you have to shut?
23:35
Up. Shut up, not an athlete.
23:37
Hey, you need, you need to give Lich my number and be like, hey,
23:40
I'm going to come, I'm going to come down to Orlando with you
23:43
guys and show some things. You better hurry up, because
23:47
this season's almost over. We, the championship is I'll.
23:52
Be I need a magnifying glass 20. 9 I just sent Carter back to
23:57
college. He he just threw one inning.
23:59
He was He was 90 to 92.3 ground outs, 11 pitches did his.
24:06
Job I like my stream cocktail. Where's he going to school?
24:10
Hutchinson. They call me the ladies man and
24:14
Mr. Still you. You might need to get him down
24:16
there. We'll we'll send them down there
24:17
to you. I need Brittany also.
24:19
Here, Toronto after the All Star break so.
24:22
Damn, how are you getting interviews and I'm not getting
24:24
shit? Smell my ass.
24:26
I love you, Goody. I'm tied in dog.
24:29
That's all I gotta say. I'm talking hey and, and the
24:31
results, they speak for themselves.
24:33
Number one in the league in ERA, number one in strikeouts #1 in
24:37
WHIP. That's freaking.
24:40
That's what we do. That's why the best coaches are
24:44
not the best players. I'm putting you on a lease now.
24:48
That's that's the way it is. And like when I had when I had
24:51
Gator, Gator was awesome. But you know this, when you have
24:55
great players, it comes together.
24:58
We had to work and grind. We got to figure shit out,
25:01
right? Give me some pound cakes.
25:03
Jesse. Jesse was a was a thumber.
25:06
That's what he did. But he did, yeah.
25:09
All we do is talk shit to the players and they love it and we
25:13
and it works and so. That's right.
25:15
I, I do that to my son and his team all the time.
25:17
And they're like, like, I took him out for dinner and Carter
25:20
wanted to talk, talk mess. And I'm like, well, when you get
25:24
to my point, you can talk mess. I want to hit it.
25:28
Yeah, I said, yeah, that's, that's that's pretty much where
25:32
I'm at. There's a there's a built to be
25:33
a whole lot of mess being talked.
25:35
Doing the pink and wondering the stink.
25:38
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we call this analytics.
25:41
Ladies. And gentlemen, and now it's
25:45
analytics. I want everybody together to go
25:48
ahead. And say penis, penis, penis,
25:50
vagina, vagina, vagina. Welcome back everybody to
25:58
Analytics, a quality educational experience.
26:02
If you're new to the program, we do this almost every week.
26:06
It is a contest between Errol and Speedy to guess a mystery
26:10
term. They both have 3 clues to guess
26:13
it. Whoever guesses it in the fewest
26:15
amount of clues is the winner. The tiebreaker is they have to
26:18
use it correctly in a sentence and that gives them the winning
26:24
tiebreaker if it comes down to that.
26:26
The problem is we're using different types of terms for the
26:29
two of them. Errol does not know these
26:32
newfangled sports analytics. These sports analytics just
26:36
don't work out for Errol. He doesn't like it.
26:38
He's an eye test man. He is a traditionalist when it
26:41
comes to the statistical analysis.
26:44
Whereas Speedy knows all these advanced stats.
26:46
He will ask him a sports analytical question.
26:48
On the other hand, I can't ask Speedy those stats questions.
26:52
So Speedy's going to get Errol what we usually call on this
26:55
show, Gross sexual crap. Yes, it's going to be a sexual
26:59
innuendo that Speedy does not really know much about, because
27:02
he's such an innocent little flower, that one.
27:04
You have nothing on the soundboard.
27:06
Tonight, titties. Tonight, boys, Are you ready to
27:09
play? Analytics.
27:10
I'm ready to ball down soundboard.
27:13
All right, we're going to get. The music down on your face.
27:17
Speedy give us the analytical term of Eve.
27:21
Grobar so. We're looking at.
27:22
Baseball Grobar. We got P.
27:26
PAPPA, don't get too excited. Average, right?
27:30
Nope. No.
27:31
All right. Analysis.
27:33
All right, all right. There you go.
27:35
I made my guess. Wild guess round not happening
27:39
for you. Let's I.
27:40
Love Lisa Hay. Speaking of which, the music is
27:44
switching Errol. What's the analytical term of
27:50
the night Quim steak? What?
27:57
What? Quim steak.
28:00
Quim. Quim steak, yes.
28:03
Like QUIM. Yes, steak.
28:06
Yes. The hell is that STAKE Quim
28:09
steak? Oh, Ake.
28:11
Yes, quim steak I'm. Gonna have to look this one up
28:14
buddy. Yeah.
28:15
I'm not going to lie, I'm I am too like.
28:20
This is some weird Long Island shit.
28:25
Suffolk County, just Suffolk County.
28:28
They get weird out there on the Island the farther you go on the
28:30
island. How it's a crumb steak.
28:34
A man putting his tongue inside. Is this what I think it is?
28:45
Inside a woman's mouth while also climbing.
28:53
Over her and. I think if I'm seeing it right,
28:57
I think he's close. I can't find it at all.
29:03
Urban Dictionary. I got it.
29:04
QUIM right? Yes.
29:08
Quimstake, STAKE one word. Steak or.
29:12
STAKE. STAKE Quimstake.
29:18
Or STEAK steak. No, it's quimstake, QUIMSTAKE,
29:26
quimstake. I got nothing in in Urban
29:31
dictionary for it. It says.
29:32
Yeah, Quim steak. The other one was was
29:35
referencing beef curtains. Mine quim steak is the queers
29:40
kind. You Jack off the presence of
29:42
other men. That's what I got.
29:47
I had to look it up. Sorry.
29:48
I'm I'm I'm being honest like I I don't cheat.
29:51
No. You're not.
29:53
I've got in quim from a bunch of places.
29:58
Speedy, you were wrong. So.
29:59
OK, I got and I was right of. Like.
30:04
Well, I guess we're all going to try to figure it out together.
30:07
Jake said he couldn't even find it either.
30:09
Yeah, this is a, this is a Long Island term.
30:13
Yeah, 100%. Something that they do at
30:15
Miller's Ale House, 100%. No, we don't do.
30:18
That we don't have mercy. I would hope Danny doesn't do
30:21
that. Well dude, I don't even know
30:23
what the hell this is. I'm right there with you, Goody.
30:26
Give Errol his first clue for PPA all.
30:28
Right, so the P Java and goody could throw 34 of these.
30:34
Pitches. OK, that's one.
30:36
And then the other P is a term for something that you have to
30:41
step on in baseball. You have to step on yeah plate,
30:49
yeah. Very good.
30:51
OK. And then a.
30:53
Oh, I know this. I know that one.
30:54
You come out for something you make.
30:57
Oh, OK. You make.
31:00
You make an you. Make a lot.
31:05
Speedy if you if you if you attend something, you you can
31:10
it's a term like a general term. You make an.
31:16
Like you made a blank at at a party.
31:20
Yes, if you joined Tiësto on stage, you made an.
31:25
Appearance Jabba. Well, I'm trying to help him.
31:34
You gave it to him. You.
31:35
Didn't get to him though. Not really.
31:37
He's not going to put it together.
31:42
Let's move on. I told you, I told you it
31:45
wouldn't give it to him. He.
31:47
Just told you what it was. Move on next one.
31:54
I get Dumber every time we do this.
31:58
I told you you're. Supposed to.
31:59
Do this segments. Supposed to be a quality
32:01
educational experience. Hey, it's educational.
32:04
We're all learning. We are definitely learning with
32:07
Errol's term tonight. Errol, give us a clue.
32:09
I think I know what it is all right.
32:11
I don't know if I want to know. OK, we're not learning.
32:15
Hey, shut up. We're.
32:15
Learning A woman has this and a man has that.
32:21
A woman has this, a woman has a vagina and a man has that.
32:26
OK. Woman has a vagina, a man has a
32:28
penis. OK, so the man so steak.
32:31
Maybe it's like a a jolting stabbing action.
32:36
Oh Lord. OK.
32:39
Maybe, let's say from a put a downward position.
32:46
You're close, man. close. But you're wrong.
32:51
You're close. You got, you got the, you got
32:54
the, the penis in the vagina, but you got to put it together,
32:57
OK? Yeah, I this has to be the
33:04
dumbest one we've ever done. Yes, this isn't the grossest
33:08
one. It's the dumbest.
33:10
One this is. Returned.
33:12
You got to do something with this.
33:14
So, all right, Errol, and I'm pretty sure you have all the
33:19
letters. He does.
33:21
So, pitching plate appearance. Right, Yeah, Pitches plate
33:32
appearance per plate appearance you got.
33:34
It pitches per so it really should be PPP A technically
33:38
pitches per plate appearance. Pitches per plate appearance per
33:43
plate appearance OK. So guess what, Errol?
33:50
This means you need to tell us how to use this in a sentence.
33:55
So this is what you're going to do.
33:57
You're going to pick someone on the Yankees and tell us about
34:01
his PPA, not his PP unless you want to.
34:08
Don't, don't. It's got to be a picture.
34:10
Don't, don't. It's got to be a pitcher.
34:11
Yeah, Jabba, we don't need to hear anymore.
34:13
You're in Jorge Pasano. Pitches her plate appearance.
34:16
Do pitchers go to the plate? Pitchers go to the plate.
34:23
Do they not in the not in the American League or National
34:25
League anymore? So it's not a pitcher.
34:27
All right, Aaron Judge is amongst the leagues best
34:40
pitchers plate appearances. Holy cow, you are.
34:44
Pitches per plate. Appearance.
34:46
Plate appearance. That's what I.
34:48
Said that's not wrong. He sees a lot of pitches, right?
34:51
He works deeper in the counts. That's basically what we're
34:53
saying with this stat, right Speedy?
34:55
Yes, you know, it's not. It's retarded how you guys can't
34:59
get what Quinn steak is. Well, Speedy, you're going to
35:04
have to ace it. Luckily for you, Errol can never
35:06
give us a perfect sentence. So if you can give us a perfect
35:09
sentence and get it right, you win tonight.
35:12
Well, if it's a right, so now I can't use him in the sentence.
35:15
You, I mean Nathan, you can use. However, I only use it when he
35:18
doesn't show off. I'll be fair to Nathan.
35:21
OK, fair enough. Here it is, Speedy.
35:23
Here's your clue. A man uses this piece to do
35:34
something to a woman. I don't know if that's going to
35:41
help, honestly not. Downward.
35:44
I see Quin stick. What do you think?
35:49
What do you think a man could do to a woman with this thing and
35:53
and how does? It use I went for like a
35:55
stabbing approach the 1st. Time but OK it.
35:59
Has to be a cross then, not down unless it's up but.
36:07
Are you playing Scrabble? I'm trying to judge direction
36:10
because I guess the stabbing action before, so I'm trying to
36:12
think what would make sense. Oh.
36:15
Yeah, I guess. Yeah.
36:15
Triple word score I. Guess underneath makes more
36:18
sense, so let's go with a. I'll go with a downward
36:20
position. Let's say it's the woman,
36:23
woman's butt, vagina, that area coming down on a straight up.
36:29
Where did that come from? From what we were just talking
36:32
about, I just, you just had it and you went completely the
36:36
other way. Speedy, you were close and then
36:39
you went the exact opposite direction.
36:45
Errol Marx, you are tonight's winner of analytics.
36:48
Congratulations. Bless it.
36:51
All right, Errol, you got to tell us.
36:53
Quim State. All right, it's very simple.
36:57
Quim is a meaning of a vagina. OK, A steak is obviously a
37:01
penis. All right?
37:03
All right. It's used as a weapon.
37:04
Well, it's not obvious. It's used as a weapon and you
37:10
wedge it and slap the vagina with it.
37:16
That's that's what a quim steak is.
37:18
It's a steak. The penis is a steak and you
37:21
slap the vagina with it. It's like a wedge, you know, You
37:24
wedge it, you got it. What do you mean you wedge it?
37:27
It's. You don't wedge it, you slap it
37:29
on it. Yeah, well, the quim is a wedge.
37:31
That's what that's what it means.
37:32
Quim is is the. Meaning, is this a British term
37:35
or is this like, well actually it feels British it it?
37:38
Kind of. Well, I wouldn't say it's, it's
37:41
a Long Island term. No, it's actually came.
37:44
It came out. Long Island it.
37:45
Came out the. The term is from the 1890s, so I
37:50
just saw it's a. It's so you're, you're telling
37:53
me like Edison was like using his Quinn's Quinn stake on all
37:58
the ladies, I guess. Benjamin Franklin.
38:05
He was dead for 100 years already, but Edison was around
38:08
round back then. Now the real question, if it is
38:12
indeed a a slapping or whipping action, could well this man do
38:16
it with his trusty leash? Oh well, here comes Nick and.
38:21
Here you go. You need to be on the.
38:23
Next time you're on a leash. Now let's What's up, goodie?
38:28
What's up? Let's go.
38:29
What's up Java? Let's go.
38:31
Maybe you already been on. We get it, I wouldn't piss on
38:37
him if he was on fire. All right, ladies and gentlemen.
38:39
All right, next week. Are you doing the analytics next
38:42
week too? The next show?
38:43
Yeah, you're. Gonna be on.
38:45
I'll tell you what, I will host Analytics next week if it's you
38:49
and Speedy. Okay, okay.
38:51
It's one deal. All right, this is going to be
38:54
fun and I get to pick. I got to get to pick the term
38:57
and you guys. Got that's what it is.
38:58
Facts. Hey, how do you how do you get
39:00
it picked where I'm the host too?
39:02
It's no, no, no. It's a slightly.
39:04
Different game, but to pick my. IPad No, no, no, I'm hosting
39:07
analytics. You know how Fish hosted
39:10
analytics? Tonight I'm going to host
39:12
analytics and I got. To come up with this section,
39:15
why can't I? Host, all right, but there will
39:16
be no sports team. It'll just be two analytical.
39:19
Terms. I got bubble gums.
39:24
I kind of would like there to be a sports element.
39:26
I'll let you lick that again. I think it would be funny.
39:30
Pulled it out of my ass. Pulled it out of my ass.
39:33
As long as she's using dude wipes and taking care of my 2
39:36
hole I'm good. When are we going to talk to the
39:37
Dube Wipes organization? That would be a nice investment
39:41
right there. If I could pocket some of his
39:43
blue blazer. Could you imagine Speedy and
39:47
Nathan with their faces on do wipes?
39:49
Could you imagine that? That would be interesting,
39:51
wouldn't? It actually, you know what?
39:54
Speaking of Blazers, Blazers, I got a new Blazer last week.
39:56
Oh, let's see. It let's see the blazer go
39:58
bring. It out.
39:59
Wait, did you get did you get a candle blazer to go with blue
40:02
pants this time? No, Nathan has to show us what
40:05
is it. OK, my nipples, let me let me
40:09
get it. A lot of hot ladies.
40:12
I need you have 32 seconds wait. Wait wait.
40:15
Bug bug glory hole. I want to hit it.
40:19
I have no sack ball bag. 2 in the pink, one in the stink.
40:24
Ram, is that the Puff Daddy white corduroy suit from Yellow
40:28
Missing You video? That's where he's heading.
40:30
That's where he's heading. Ready.
40:32
Watch this. Ready.
40:33
No. You're going to.
40:35
Be the Indian Don Johnson matching pants you're going.
40:39
All white you go to all White Party.
40:42
He's going he's, he's either, he's going full Don.
40:45
Johnson, Woody Jabba takes it up the ass.
40:54
Nathan's going full Don Johnson right now.
40:56
Droba I love Lisa Ann scoop sits on.
41:00
Machine in a convertible. With that, you need to be
41:02
driving in a convertible. Do doba.
41:05
He's going Groba. He's.
41:06
Going for. The limo with Lisa Anne Groba is
41:09
not an athlete. Exactly what Fish said.
41:12
You got to get convertible with Lisa Anne in your white jacket.
41:15
And then play with my pickle. That'll be real.
41:18
And just call people up, be like Sup.
41:20
Is that your cucumber or are you happy to see me?
41:27
All right. I'm still trying to.
41:29
I'm still working on getting Lisa Ann on this show.
41:31
So you've been working on everybody anyways?
41:35
Duty. Dodger All right, so I'm trying.
41:41
To get I'm trying to get Tiffany, Tiffany Strand on here.
41:43
Tiffany, Tiffany and Tiffany. Oh, that would be a nice
41:46
combination, Speedy. You know Tiffany, right?
41:48
That's the right. Can you talk?
41:50
About Nathan, you did a great job hosting Tic Tac no for us
41:53
today. And he's going to be on it next
41:58
week. So we're.
41:58
Doing the pink one in the stink all.
42:00
Right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you to all the fans tuning
42:03
in and listening to our show throughout the week.
42:06
By the way, I want to give a shout out to all the Apple, all
42:10
the Apple subscribers and downloaders and all.
42:13
The I'm going to the I'm going to the private Reuben party
42:16
micro Reuben party snatch. I got I got invited to the
42:19
Fanatic. Somebody's going to pound them
42:22
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42:37
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42:39
Thank you to Blue Wire. I, I, we didn't get a chance to
42:41
do that. Thank you to Blue Wire for
42:44
giving us the opportunity to be on their platform and do what we
42:47
do. We'll be back next week.
42:48
Speedy, we have any guests. Yes, we do.
42:50
We got on Monday at 9:00. Returning to the show, former
42:52
readers and Lion safety Stewart Schweiger will be back.
42:55
At the Doo Doo and. Then I believe Nathan has our
42:57
guests for the 16th. Pound.
42:59
Yeah, Can I say it, please? Of course.
43:02
All right, So I booked you guys. Current Miami Dolphins safety
43:06
Jordan Poirier, Doo Doo. He's coming at 8:45.
43:10
Doo Doo. Droba also.
43:13
Play with the Browns, the Bills, mostly the Bills in his career
43:15
and. Now just Scoop sits on the
43:18
sitter. Boy, did he ever last.
43:20
Last show Monday, it was a it was a nice big dump.
43:24
Anyways, we'll be back. Yeah, next week.
43:27
Goodnight. It is the worldwide sports radio
43:30
network.