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We're plagued by Maggie's today! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's cracking like? And this is the big boss dog
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  Speaker 1: Snoopy Degle double gigsel dang boom, what you don't do.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking.
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  Speaker 1: About rich ten team, We're not talking about last year.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one and only dog Fix Degle, double Gisele
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  Speaker 1: in your face to me and in the place to
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  Speaker 1: be And you're listening to John Jay and.
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  Speaker 3: Ridge, John Jay and Rich. We just got a text
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  Speaker 3: from Maggie and I asked Dylan. I said, you gotta
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  Speaker 3: get megion because the way she sold her text.
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  Speaker 4: Am I right, Maggie, I'm nervous even talking about it.
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  Speaker 4: It's so embarrassing. But it's a true, factual story.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but let me just say this. This is what
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  Speaker 3: her text message says. I just got back from a
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  Speaker 3: two week vacation. I'm listening from late September, and you
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  Speaker 3: guys are talking about somebody seeing you naked. I have
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  Speaker 3: a story that can beat any story I've heard so far.
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  Speaker 2: It's so bad.
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  Speaker 3: You can't even say my name because it's embarrassing as hell.
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  Speaker 3: If you're still talking about it, great, If not, no worries,
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  Speaker 3: I'll save it for next time.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day. And I was like, we got
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  Speaker 2: to hear that story.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Maggie's not her real name, Am I right, Maggie, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Let's hear your naked story. What happened?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? So in twenty twenty seven, my husband and I
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  Speaker 4: we're at a secret resort in the Dominican Republic.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is in the future, Maggie, hold on, traveler, Maggie, you're.
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  Speaker 4: Just drinking them one after another.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, Maggie, Maggie, get on speakerphone.
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  Speaker 4: Maggie, can you hear me?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Are you on a speakerphone or something?
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  Speaker 1: She is for the future.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not, but I did tell Dylan that my
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  Speaker 4: phone I have to be on speaker otherwise you can't
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  Speaker 4: hear me.
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  Speaker 1: Very well, no I'm not no.
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  Speaker 3: No speak Okay, you said twenty twenty seven, which is
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  Speaker 3: in the future.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very twenty seventeen, okay, okay, start over from there. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So in twenty seventeen, can you hear me?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, So my husband and I we were on
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  Speaker 4: vacation at a secret resort in the Dominican Republic, and
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  Speaker 4: then on the second day, we went out for breakfast
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  Speaker 4: and then we went to the pool area, and we
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  Speaker 4: started drinking pina coladas one after another, and then my
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  Speaker 4: husband and I, obviously, we went back to our hotel room.
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  Speaker 4: Inebriated and we passed out in the bedroom. And this
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  Speaker 4: is in the middle of the day, mind you. So
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  Speaker 4: I woke up still extremely tipsy, and I had to
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  Speaker 4: go to the restroom really bad. I went in the door,
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  Speaker 4: and I realized I went out the front door and
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  Speaker 4: not the restroom, so I was completely naked, and I
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  Speaker 4: was pounding on the door begging my husband to let
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  Speaker 4: me in, but he was passed out drunk so and
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  Speaker 4: he didn't hear me at all. And I was standing outside.
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  Speaker 4: And while I was standing there completely making a tour
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  Speaker 4: guide passed by with a couple as they were getting
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  Speaker 4: a tour of the resort for wedding.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 4: He quickly rushed them to another direction, and it was
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  Speaker 4: it was funny, like like in a movie, and all
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  Speaker 4: three of them saw me completely butt naked, and finally
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  Speaker 4: a janitor came by and let me in the room.
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  Speaker 4: And it's not like I have a hot body or anything,
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  Speaker 4: so it wasn't a good look. But yeah, that story,
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  Speaker 4: I had no idea, no idea. So, but for the
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  Speaker 4: rest of the time we were there, I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: want to leave the hotel room because I like had
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  Speaker 4: this complex. I felt that everybody saw me naked and
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  Speaker 4: someone's gonna recognize me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've all had dreams like that. You actually lived that.
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  Speaker 1: That was your reality.
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  Speaker 4: That was my reality, and it was humiliating. I still
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  Speaker 4: think about it every.
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  Speaker 1: Day every d plus.
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  Speaker 3: When someone sees you naked and you're standing there, do
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  Speaker 3: you cover your boobs in your private parts, like with
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  Speaker 3: your hand?
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  Speaker 2: Is that how you stand? I would assume, right, you're
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  Speaker 2: like this.
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  Speaker 4: I try to I had my back, I had like
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  Speaker 4: my back to everything else, but I kept looking looking
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  Speaker 4: because you know, I had a complex that somebody could
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  Speaker 4: see me and sure enough, and I don't even I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to tell you. I'm gonna be completely honest. I
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  Speaker 4: had to go to the bathroom so bad, and yeah
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  Speaker 4: I would I I had to release was.
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  Speaker 2: The number one. It was one, okay, good?
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  Speaker 3: So the guy wait, I wanted the guy who booked
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  Speaker 3: a wedding like this is the sorry, this woman is
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  Speaker 3: a naked woman's squatty down peen and underwelcome.
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  Speaker 2: Matt in the front of the door.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't squat. I didn't squat. I just couldn't hold
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  Speaker 4: it anymore. Oh oh oh Maggie, Oh dear, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: was turning up. Yeah, I know, I just couldn't hold.
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  Speaker 3: It any all right, Maggie, will great story. It was
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  Speaker 3: very I'm glad you called. I'm glad you're listening to podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. What a great story.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, all right, bye, Maggie.
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  Speaker 2: Maggie was nice. Check this out, guys. Another Maggie. Hi, Maggie, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: how are you good? Is your real name Maggie?
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  Speaker 5: My legal name is not, but that's what I've gone
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  Speaker 5: by for lots of years.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but the person we just talked him game was
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  Speaker 3: a fake name, and their fake name was Maggie.
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  Speaker 2: So I thought that was kind of where it going from.
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  Speaker 2: What's your story about, Maggie? What are you calling for?
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  Speaker 5: So last week I was going to pick up some
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  Speaker 5: things from a friend on Friday and was listening to
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  Speaker 5: you guys, and you guys were talking to somebody about
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  Speaker 5: they were about to go get induced to have a
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  Speaker 5: C section, and you guys were asking, like you have
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  Speaker 5: the name picked out and all of that, and it
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  Speaker 5: made me think of a real funny story. I'm eleven
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  Speaker 5: weeks pregnant, and my husband and I downloaded an app
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  Speaker 5: called baby app or baby Names, that's what it's called,
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  Speaker 5: baby Names, and you basically linked that app with your
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  Speaker 5: partner and then it's almost like Kinder, like you swipe
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  Speaker 5: left if you like the name's wipe right if you don't,
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  Speaker 5: and then it like compares what names you guys both
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  Speaker 5: like so you can kind of go through them together.
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  Speaker 5: And so I was going through this just kind of
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  Speaker 5: trying to figure out, like, you know, what names.
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  Speaker 4: We might like.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's a boy or a girl,
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  Speaker 5: so just kind of trying to figure out what I
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  Speaker 5: like for either gender. And one of the names that
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  Speaker 5: came up was blast Furnace.
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  Speaker 1: Blast Furnace. Yeah, that's a pistential baby name.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you weren't on some sort of superhero app name.
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  Speaker 1: Which way did you swipe on blast? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Honestly, I think I just took a screenshot of it
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  Speaker 5: and closed my app.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you didn't pay for that app. I hope
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  Speaker 1: that was a free app. I mean, people are in
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  Speaker 1: on the unique baby names nowadays.
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  Speaker 4: You never know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I have a nephew named King, a nephew
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  Speaker 5: named seven, and a nephew named Chosen.
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  Speaker 2: So it's lucky.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are Honestly, I would not be shocked if
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  Speaker 5: my sister had a baby and named them Blast.
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  Speaker 1: That would not surprise me. Oh so that would be
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  Speaker 1: a first and middle name. Well, now I think it's exceptable. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the furnace is a little out of there.
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  Speaker 2: Blast, I don't think is that.
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  Speaker 3: I met a guy a couple of months ago who's
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  Speaker 3: probably thirty two thirty three years old.
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  Speaker 2: His name was So.
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  Speaker 1: I love the unique names.
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  Speaker 2: I think those are so fun. That's a cool name. Well, Maggie,
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  Speaker 2: what's your name name the baby?
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  Speaker 5: We haven't decided.
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  Speaker 4: Yet, or you're still pregnant early in the pregnancy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh how far along are you right now?
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  Speaker 5: I'm eleven weeks?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I thought you said I was. I thought you
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  Speaker 2: meant I was eleven weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Pregnant, currently currently pregnant. Well, congratulations, thank you, I'm super excited.
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  Speaker 5: Let us know what you named the baby. I will.
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  Speaker 5: I'll give you guys a call back.
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  Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, you know, waity real quick,
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  Speaker 3: you know you guys know Lolo is chicken and waffles. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: of course. So I was with Lolo the other day.
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  Speaker 3: His real name is Larry, his nickname is Lolo, and
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  Speaker 3: he's opened up a new restaurant, right, and he goes.
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  Speaker 3: He keeps trying to get me to go to the
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  Speaker 3: new restaurant. It's a steakhouse. He keeps telling me how
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  Speaker 3: great the steak is and this whole thing they do.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, how do you know how to do
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  Speaker 3: that to a steak? And he goes, I grew up
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  Speaker 3: in the restaurant business. I know this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, So the name is This new restaurant's
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  Speaker 2: called Warren's Supper Club.
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  Speaker 3: Warren. His name is Larry. Mom has missus White's Chicken
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  Speaker 3: and Waffles. He's Lolo Chicken Waffles. I go, where's Warren
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  Speaker 3: come from? He goes, that's my middle name. I'm like, huh,
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  Speaker 3: Larry Warren White's that's a name. But I can't believe, Like,
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  Speaker 3: would you name a restaurant after your middle name? Most
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  Speaker 3: peop don't like their middle name, which you midd name Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now it's different than what but it was Anne
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  Speaker 2: after my.
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  Speaker 3: Aunt Anne supper Club like Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: My middle name is.
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  Speaker 2: That's rich Rich Bradley. Bradley's supper club me gerardis Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Strong club, have a strong drink.
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  Speaker 2: Like whiskey. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Maggie, thanks for calling in and have a
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  Speaker 3: great day of course,