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Hour 3 - Baker, Baker, The Content Maker · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number three. Our number
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  Speaker 1: but how did you grade bucks? Signal caller from the huddle,
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  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield taking a dig at the new Falcons coach
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Stefanski. They worked together in the Factory of sadness
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  Speaker 1: years ago. Also, the Tennessee Titans hiring Robert Salah because
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  Speaker 1: he has Mike Vrabel type qualities is blank.
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  Speaker 2: We'll discuss that.
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  Speaker 1: And it's been reported that the Chargers have won the
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  Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel sweepstakes.
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  Speaker 2: Is this a big upgrade or fool's gold?
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  Speaker 1: We'll go there as well. All of it come your
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  Speaker 1: way right now here. It is our number three. He's Baker, Baker,
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  Speaker 1: the content maker.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for that.
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  Speaker 2: This hour is.
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  Speaker 1: From the NFC South. We go to the NFC South
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  Speaker 1: where Baker Mayfield popped up on our radar. Baker Baker,
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  Speaker 1: the content maker, and he's angry. He's an angry bird
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  Speaker 1: or an angry buck at an angry bird.
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  Speaker 2: If you didn't see this, maybe not so.
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  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield responding to an Atlanta Falcon Beat writer who
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  Speaker 1: wrote a story about Kevin Stefanski, the man that left
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  Speaker 1: the factory of sadness and was rewarded with another coaching job,
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  Speaker 1: who also Stefanski happened to coach Baker Mayfield during the
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty season, when Mayfield made the Pro Bowl. I
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  Speaker 1: think you still mattered to make the Pro Bowl there,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, and made the playoffs and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Ben Roethlisberger kind of handed them a win and the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing anyway. So Baker responded here and didn't seem
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  Speaker 1: very happy. He posted on the Socials he said failed
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  Speaker 1: because the writer used the word failed to describe Baker
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  Speaker 1: may If it failed as quite a reach pal still
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  Speaker 1: waiting on a text or a call from him, him
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  Speaker 1: being Kevin Stefanski, the new Falcons coach. Baker Mayfield says, quote,
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  Speaker 1: after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage,
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  Speaker 1: he said, can't wait to see you twice a year, coach,
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  Speaker 1: and he dropped the mic. So Mayfield said that the
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  Speaker 1: phrase he used, the phrases again failed to quite get
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  Speaker 1: to reach the level. I guess is the way that
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  Speaker 1: it was described failed to reach that.
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  Speaker 2: That that certain level.
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  Speaker 1: But the response here is just Baker Mayfield going after unsolicited.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, a coach in the division in the
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  Speaker 2: Bucks and Falcons will play each other a couple times
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  Speaker 2: a year, so that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: You are the judge, how do you grade the Buccaneers
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  Speaker 1: quarterback Baker Mayfield taking a dig a little jab at
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  Speaker 1: Falcons coach Kevin Stefanski. So I've got Nabisco, doctor Phil
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  Speaker 1: and Goldfish, and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we are going to make some Cuban cigars
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  Speaker 1: and some Cuban sandwiches which you can get in the
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  Speaker 1: greater Tampa area. So first of all, I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to use the word jab here. This was more than
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  Speaker 1: a jeb. This was Baker Mayfield coming. Nobody saw him
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  Speaker 1: in the gym, nobody saw him in the in the arena,
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  Speaker 1: and Baker Mayfield came in there off the top rope
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  Speaker 1: with an atomic elbow boom, just like that, And it
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  Speaker 1: was aimed right at Kevin Stefanski's schnaz kup boom with
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  Speaker 1: the atomic elbow right on the sternum, right, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: And that was that was the other elbow. See the
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  Speaker 1: one elbow is the other one of the sternum. And
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  Speaker 1: Baker using social media and searching his name, he was.
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  Speaker 2: Not tagged in that post. That is a tell that
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  Speaker 2: tells you that Baker's got a lot of free time
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  Speaker 2: on his hands, and he's like a bunny hopping around
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  Speaker 2: looking for mentions.
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  Speaker 1: You would be shocked how many of these quarterbacks who
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  Speaker 1: make twenty thirty forty million dollars are futzing around on
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  Speaker 1: the phone to see people what they're talking about with
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  Speaker 1: their name it even when they're not mentioned. I've had
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  Speaker 1: multiple quarterbacks who are starting in the NFL over the
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  Speaker 1: years that have gotten very upset with things I've said.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't tag them anything like that. They just
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  Speaker 2: were searching their name and they have free time on
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  Speaker 2: their hands, and there's that that you know.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of how that goes. But for Baker Mayfield
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  Speaker 1: using this social media like a steel chair at a
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  Speaker 1: wrestling match. There chicken soup for Baker Mayfield soul. It's
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  Speaker 1: like you work out, you gotta have that pre workout fuel.
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  Speaker 1: For Baker Mayfield, this is.
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  Speaker 2: That here a testosterone in a social media post and.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't want to going away parade from Cleveland. See
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  Speaker 1: the way I remember this is much different than the
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  Speaker 1: way Baker Mayfield remembers this. But hey, we're to teach
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  Speaker 1: their own I guess he wanted a text or he
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  Speaker 1: wanted to call instead, he was treated like yesterday's Sloppy Joe's.
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  Speaker 1: They'd been sitting out and somebody left it on a
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  Speaker 1: bus somewhere in the Metro Cleveland area and you just
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  Speaker 1: got to throw that away. No one can eat that
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  Speaker 1: because it's rotted and all that stuff. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to eat that.
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  Speaker 2: But there's no good way. This is one thing I've
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  Speaker 2: learned about. I've been let go by a few people
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  Speaker 2: in my time and lost jobs, and there's no good
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  Speaker 2: way to be let go.
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  Speaker 1: In whatever way you're let go, people will complain about
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers will let go, and he didn't.
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  Speaker 2: He wanted to have face to face meeting and all that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, all that stuff, and he was complaining about
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  Speaker 2: his time with the Jets and the way he was
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  Speaker 2: treated by Aaron Glenn and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's other people that just want to let
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  Speaker 1: me go. I don't want to waste my time anymore.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't want to work with me, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to work with you. There's that, and so there
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  Speaker 1: is no great way to decommission someone from a job.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly Baker liked it, and the cold blooded things, Wow, you're.
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  Speaker 2: Just ghosting them. It's like you're dating someone and they
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  Speaker 2: just ghost you. Well, that's not nice. You shouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Regardless though, for Baker Mayfield, this guy, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how he doesn't have an endorsement deal with Nibisco. He
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  Speaker 1: should be the brand ambassador for chips. Ahoy, is there
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  Speaker 1: anyone in the NFL. A lot of these guys play
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  Speaker 1: the nobody believed in this card. But Baker Mayfield has
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  Speaker 1: been a Rhodes scholar, a Rhodes scholar when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to Chip on the Shoulder guy, he is Chip on
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  Speaker 1: the Shoulder guy to the next level, to infinity and beyond.
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  Speaker 1: And if you talk facts, though, Bayer was not a
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  Speaker 1: bust in Cleveland. The problem was he was an enigma
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  Speaker 1: because he'd have one good game and then three crappy
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  Speaker 1: games and he was.
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  Speaker 2: Really a one hit wonder. The year the Browns made
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  Speaker 2: the playoffs and then Ben Roethlisberger gave them the game
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  Speaker 2: and it didn't go so on. That was in twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Other than that, that was the pandemic season, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the weird energy, no fans in the crowd most games,
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  Speaker 1: and wrapped around that, for Baker Mayfield was moldy bread,
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  Speaker 1: not slice bread. Not slice bread, moldy bread. Where are
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  Speaker 1: you at, Jimbo Fisher? Well, Jimbo can be wherever he
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  Speaker 1: wants because he's filthy rich. So Odell Beckham, I'll I'll
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  Speaker 1: never forget. Beckham deputized his father on social media to
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  Speaker 1: help him escape the Great Escape, the Houdini like escape
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  Speaker 1: from Cleveland ended up with the Rams won a Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: So Baker was not mister popular with the Browns. To
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  Speaker 1: his credit, his career has turned around in Tampa. Didn't
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  Speaker 1: do anything in Carolina, played decent in a game or
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  Speaker 1: two for the Rams. He wasn't with the Rams for
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  Speaker 1: long at all. And so the Mather report card, the
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  Speaker 1: Malor report card on this interaction, the Malard grade on
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  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield unsolicited going after Kevin Stefanski, the Falcon coach.
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  Speaker 1: I give this an a minus, an a minus on
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  Speaker 1: the motivation meter.
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  Speaker 2: All right, motivation meter. It is a Shakespearean drama. Wearing
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  Speaker 2: shoulder pads is what it is here, So mark your kalenders.
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  Speaker 1: It's the number one concert series coming to a town
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  Speaker 1: near you, if you're in Atlanta or Tampa. The Baker
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  Speaker 1: Mayfield Revenge Tour, has been scheduled.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Secondly, staying below the Mason Dixon line, we head
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  Speaker 1: now to reaction.
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  Speaker 2: Robert Sala, the motivational speaker, guy who pretends to be
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  Speaker 2: a head coach. Robert Sala has been selected to coach
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  Speaker 2: the Tennessee Titans. The story broke in the overnight on
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  Speaker 2: a previous night. We talked about it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I read that the Tennessee Titans were looking for a quote,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Rabel type coach. They wanted somebody with the qualities
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  Speaker 1: of Mike Rabel and that is why they decided to
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  Speaker 1: hire Robert Sala. And one of the toe licking insiders said.
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  Speaker 2: It was a smart move.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, oh, who cares if they had
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  Speaker 1: that type and fired that person and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So question the Titans hiring Robert Salah because he has
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  Speaker 1: Mike Rabel type qualities is blank. You fill in the
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  Speaker 1: blank again. Titans hiring Robert Salad because he has Mike
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  Speaker 1: Rabel type qualities is blank. So my word is confessional.
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  Speaker 1: That is my word, confessional. This is Tennessee's ownership, walking
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  Speaker 1: into the booth, going in the booth, closing the curtain,
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  Speaker 1: saying bless me, father. We fired the wrong God right,
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  Speaker 1: we fired the wrong guy who actually was the right guy,
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  Speaker 1: and we got rid of that guy. And we also
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  Speaker 1: have no idea what we're doing, no idea what we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Classic rebound behavior, classic rebound behavior. Right, long term marriage,
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  Speaker 1: You toss your wife out, she's boring. Right, You bring
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  Speaker 1: in a six month floozy fling, You have a great
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  Speaker 1: time there. Eventually she ends up on the couch eating
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  Speaker 1: Bonbonds and binge watching the British Baking Show, and.
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  Speaker 2: All of a sudden you say, well, I missed what
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  Speaker 2: I had.
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  Speaker 1: I liked what I had, So then you dump her
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  Speaker 1: and then you start swiping right looking for your ex,
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  Speaker 1: or at least the doppelganger. And Tennessee, they tried the
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  Speaker 1: hot flavor of the month. Coordinator brought Callahan in and
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  Speaker 1: how did that work out?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: The franchise ended up with cam Ward, who gave us
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  Speaker 1: the slogan we asked, We ass yes, and they are
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  Speaker 1: selling T shirts. I gotta get one of those T
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  Speaker 1: shirts that we asked with the Tennessee Titan logo on it. There,
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  Speaker 1: So it didn't work out so well, and so now
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  Speaker 1: they're shopping for Mike Rabel's doppelganger at the clearance rack
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  Speaker 1: where all the other jets merch is there. So doctor Phil,
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  Speaker 1: if he was still actively working, Doctor Phil would come
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  Speaker 1: in here and call this a quote pattern of behavior,
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  Speaker 1: a pattern of behavior, same fight, different face.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: The problem is not the partner. The problem would be you,
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  Speaker 1: as in the Tennessee Titans, that would be the problem here.
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  Speaker 1: And I know somewhere in the Commonwealth likely hanging out
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  Speaker 1: on the cape with Andre and his dog Willis, is
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  Speaker 1: Mike Rabel taking a bow, taking a bow and revenge
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  Speaker 1: is best serve with your former employer drowning. He lost
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  Speaker 1: the power struggle, Mike Rabel and the Music City. He
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  Speaker 1: won the breakup though he clearly he won the breakup.
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  Speaker 1: Patriots are in the final four. They're in the final four.
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  Speaker 1: The Titans hiring recycled rubbish in Robert Salah a coordinator, not.
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  Speaker 2: A good head coach. And so Tennessee, what do they
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  Speaker 2: have to say? Three Hail Mary's Is that how that works?
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  Speaker 3: There?
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  Speaker 2: And try not to trip over yourself anymore?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, final thought, we have another slot on the big
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  Speaker 2: board that has been filled in the coaching world. There
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  Speaker 2: coaching carouself.
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  Speaker 1: Former former Miami Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel will not
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  Speaker 1: be doing a podcast about coffee. He will not take
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  Speaker 1: that job at NPR or The New York Times. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel has picked up a new job coaching in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL. Is he going to be a head coach?
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  Speaker 1: Hell no, he's not going to be a head coach.
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  Speaker 1: Former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel, we are told, is expected
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  Speaker 1: to become the offensive coordinator for the LA Chargers.
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  Speaker 2: Show me your lightning vault. There you go. So he
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  Speaker 2: goes from Miami to La La Land. And that's the story.
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  Speaker 1: The question with this report bouncing all over the echo
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  Speaker 1: chamber that the Chargers the way I love the way
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  Speaker 1: it's being described. The Chargers win the Mike McDaniel Sweepstakes. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: is this a big.
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  Speaker 2: Upgrade or fool's gold? That's the question.
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  Speaker 1: So this is like going to the carnival and you
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  Speaker 1: do the carnival game where you have to toss the
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  Speaker 1: softballs into the wicker basket. You know, you have to
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  Speaker 1: get the softball in it, and then you say, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you won a congratulations, and you see all these giant
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: oversized stuffed.
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  Speaker 2: Animals and they look really cool. You're like, man, I
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  Speaker 2: want one of those. That'd be great.
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  Speaker 1: And then they give you a plastic bag with a goldfish.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you've got. And you got a plastic bag
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  Speaker 1: with a goldfish. Congratulations, a carnival goldfish which will be
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  Speaker 1: dead by.
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  Speaker 2: The time you leave the carnival. Anyway, we are skeptical.
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  Speaker 2: We are obviously skeptical.
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  Speaker 1: Our default setting when they say go back to factory settings,
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  Speaker 1: our default setting is assume nothing, question everything.
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  Speaker 2: Now, we do get a kick out of Mike McDaniel.
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  Speaker 1: We have four hours of a blank canvas to paint
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  Speaker 1: a word picture here on the radio every single night.
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  Speaker 2: We're very lucky to have that. And it's people like
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  Speaker 2: Mike McDaniel that make this fun. He just makes it fun.
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  Speaker 1: He's a goofball, he's a marble mouth nerd all that stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and he's when he's speaking, he sounds like he's trying
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: to explain quantum physics while pausing to smoke a bong
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  Speaker 1: and chewing gum. At the same time. He's doing a lot.
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  Speaker 1: He's doing a lot of things when he's talking. There,
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  Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel, and so I will be the voice of reason.
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  Speaker 1: I keep hearing that McDaniel's this great offensive mind, that
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  Speaker 1: he's wonderful and all that stuff. So show us, because
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  Speaker 1: it really didn't work out in Miami.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't.
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  Speaker 1: If he is such a wizard and he's got the
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  Speaker 1: cheat code, then why was he stonewalled for these other
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  Speaker 1: coaching jobs? As we say, he was denied, he was rejected,
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  Speaker 1: all of that stuff, even Kevin Stefanski. Even Kevin Stefanski
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  Speaker 1: got another gig after flopping around like a dead fish
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  Speaker 1: with the Cleveland Browns. He logged more miles. Mike McDaniel.
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  Speaker 1: There were photos on social media of him at airports
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  Speaker 1: all over the country and it was like he was
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: working for Greyhound as a bus driver though, bouncing around
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  Speaker 1: from city to city, a lot of a lot of miles,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of miles, and so again, offensive genius. That's
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  Speaker 1: the legend of Mike McDaniel. Never let the truth get
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  Speaker 1: in the way of a good fairy tale. Right in Miami,
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  Speaker 1: In Miami, Miami, Miami. The offensive numbers of the Dolphins,
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  Speaker 1: middle of the mall food court, middle of the mall
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  Speaker 1: food court. You know, the good stuff's on the right
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  Speaker 1: and the left the food court. The middle of the
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  Speaker 1: food court is not the good stuff, all right, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's nothing special. That's nothing special.
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  Speaker 2: That's like bland chicken fingers, generic chicken for you're nothing
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  Speaker 2: special at the middle. It's you gotta be in the ends.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta be in the ends.
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  Speaker 1: So in Miami, he had one outlier year where the
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  Speaker 1: Dolphins had a really good offense. They were I think
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  Speaker 1: number two I believe in the NFL one year there
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  Speaker 1: a couple years back. That is the outlier though. That
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  Speaker 1: is what's known as the outlier, the squiggly line and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: And in Miami, it's not like he didn't have two
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: elite receivers from most of his time there, Tyreek Hill
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: and Jalen Waddle on the outside and all that. And
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: now Mike McDaniel gets Chris Collinsworth's favorite quarterback, Justin Herbert.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And if you look at Justin Herbert, what a match
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: made in heaven. You've got the genius, the whiz kid,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel, and you've got Justin Herbert, the king of
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: pop tarts and milkshakes, a lot of empty calories, good
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: box score, but a lot of empty calories. And come
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: playoff time playoffs, as we saw against the Patriots. He
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: he's got tight tooka syndrome, chronic illness. It's his kryptonite
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: at this point till proven otherwise, they should have a
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: group therapy session for CJ.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Stroud and also Justin Herbert. Get him together.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: They can eat some some popcorn and have a good time.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: But pairing McDaniel with Jim Harbaugh, that's the other part
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: is does McDaniel seem like a Jim Harbaugh kind of guy.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Jim Harbaugh buttoned up conservative khaki pants, that whole deal.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: And then you've got Mike McDaniel, who is the antithesis
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: of that at this point. So it's like oil and
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: water mixing them together, and it's like or worse. I
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: guess the annouge would be like putting a kombucha tea
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: next to a steak. Harbaugh's the steak and then the
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: kombucha t is mister McDaniel. So it it something feels
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: like it's a lot of wishing going on with the Chargers.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Let's see, they'll be fine during the regular season. They're
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: always fine during the regular season. It's the playoffs that
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: are the problem.
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• 20:25
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• 20:29
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• 20:32
  Speaker 1: or not enough coming up a little bit later. So
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: the La Clippers TV announcers could not stop chuckling when
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: the video feed on a recent game abruptly flipped to
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: an image of blank. Again, NBA's La Clippers TV announcers
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: could not stop chuckling.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: When the video feed of the game.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: They were broadcasting abruptly flip to a still image of blank.
• 20:56
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• 21:58
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• 22:01
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• 22:03
  Speaker 1: this hour, hashtag Queen of Hearts with Lorena. Also in
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• 22:10
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• 22:12
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• 22:16
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• 22:18
  Speaker 1: later this hour as well. And back to It.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Back to It we go, and here is the Malord
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: riddle of the day.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: La Clipper TV announcers could not stop chuckling the other
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: day when the video feed of the game abruptly flipped
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to a still image of blank.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: That is the question. What is the answer? Alf the
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: alien Opiner says, A still image of my hometown of
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: East Hampton, which Doctor Seuss based whovill on?
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Oh there you go, fun fact.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: A dog in a barber chair from Late Night Drug tester?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Who else you have? Page nine?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Ferg Ducks say, is the Lakers allowing seventy one points
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: at halftime? Peu, they stink? According to Fergie, they were
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: on their way to home depot. That makes no sense.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: King Rory, Oh I see what you did there? Okay,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: what else we have? Page down?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Donkey Sausage says, something about Pocahontas is the answer? What
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: else we have? A page? Tonguan Trucker says, a picture
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: of Chris Everett beating up Jim Rome. Okay.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Eileen in San Francisco says the answer is a photo
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: of Snightly whiplash.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Oh hes twirling the mustache right there. That's what bad
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: guys do. They twirl the mustache.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Absolutely far out, Dave says, something about nineteen gnarly Neon Nympho, Ninjas,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Kindo Knives all that Donald Sterling guests by Eke and
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Rose Minnesota, Incatara says a photo of blind Scott sitting
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: on his plunger see page down.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: JT.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: The Wingman said, mister Peanut is the is the answer?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: A plumber's crack from Doug in Korea?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: What else do we have? Page Dan weed Man during
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: the hurricane when he called in and give us updates
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: during the hurricane years ago? From Mike the Leprechaun the
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Teletubbies from courtesy Flusher. That's his answer. Who else do
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: we have?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Page down? I can't read that? Ah, do you have
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: an answer? The Rain of the Mallard Riddle of the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: day La Clipper TV and answers who could not stop
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: chuckling when the video feed of their game abruptly flipped
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: to a still image of blank.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: Boossy the beaver eating his brisket.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: It's it's Bucky, but yeah no, the correct answer is
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: a still image of a gaggle of geese, a gaggle
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: of guess no, Dick in Dayton. It looks like the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: phones are working now. All of a sudden, that's weird.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Dick in Dayton. Oh you did, oh, Coop fix them?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: There you go. Hello Dick in Dayton, Hello.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Dick, good morning.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I would be a Brown,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: but not a Cleveland Brown. Now, I got to get
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: your perspective. They stink, but I got to get your perspective, Dick.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Now, Baker Mayfield took a shot at Kevin Stefanski for
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: not being polite when they got rid of Baker. So
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I asked, I asked you, now, Dick and Dayton, as
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: you are the king of Cleveland Sports and all Ohio sports,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: whose side are you on? Are you on the side
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: of Baker Mayfield or Kevin Stefanski?
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Well, I uh, I think I take the side of
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Baker Bayfield.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, send that out, Coop, Baker, Dick and Dayton. Dick
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: supports Baker Mayfield right there, boom.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: And there's still I can't figure out what's taken so
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: long for them to get a coach. I mean, it's
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: been a couple of weeks and it drags on and on.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Well, here's here's what I've heard, Dick. I've heard they're
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: waiting for you to accept the job. Why have you
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: not accepted the job, Dick me.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, be as much as I call up there and.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Stuff, you know, yeah, you could.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You could entertain the team and play your different musical instruments.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: How many instruments do you know how to play?
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Five?
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Five?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Five? That's amazing, it's great. I don't know how to
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: play any that's wonderful. Yeah, very talented. Everything good with
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: you? You're doing all right? Yeah?
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm doing good. A little cold down here, I'm
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: doing pretty good.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: This is how the weather is supposed to be cold
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: in January.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: Right, I've been watching the Cavaliers, you know, I love
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: the Cavaliers.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to the line, to the lane, yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but yeah, I'm just I didn't It's funny. I
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: didn't get to see the Indiana Miami game. But I'm
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: just disappointed. I guess Brian days. They haven't said anything.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: But I'm hoping good come back this year, you know.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he'll be back. We would have
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: fired him by now. We want to go to be
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: back unless he unless he goes to the NFL, and
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything about that.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how about how about India?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Do you ever think Dick and Dayton lifetime college football
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Officionado that the Indiana Hoosiers, who Ohio State? You know
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Ohio State treats? How do they treat Indiana like a booger?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: They just flipped them away and then for Indiana to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: win the championship.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: This is amazing. Yeah it was.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: Hey. I wanted to tell you a lot of people, Uh,
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: they want to talk to me down here at Stony Reds.
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: They say, I listened to dickon.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Ben Mare, so oh nice, I got a fan base
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: up here.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: You should You're a legend, You're the ditch. All right,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: bye bye, There he goes Dick and Dayton. All right,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I still don't have my game show contestant, so we'll
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: keep it going on the phones. Poppy is in San Diego.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Hello Poppy, welcome, Hey man.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Sorry. You know, you know I had some people say like, hey,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I'm come, you don't crown the Ben Mallard show like
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Tiger Man the matter?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: No one, No one never said that. No one ever
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: said no for sure, name one person that said, why
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: do we not hear from more Poppy who said.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: That that tiger Tiger Man? And Utah told me that
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: that was one person? Mentor isn't I right, okay, he was.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: He was pretending no, no, no for real.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: But you know what, I love that you make my advice.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I'm the one that advised you mentor started intro. You
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: start an intro and you still don't show me enough
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: love that intest getting you big grate.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: You know what the intro?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah? The intro that like the intro on top of
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: the show, like every single day you come up with
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: the intro on the Ben Mallards show that nobody tells
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: him and shut his mouth or you know something like that.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: He has a big mouth, a big mouth.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: You know, we don't make us.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I have nothing to do. I haven't even heard that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I have no count that your shoulders like an intro now,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: and I give you that, But you know what I'm
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: gonna say. My point is this, please mantor please please
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: please give me a favorite Cela, put some respect?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Inspect all right, Lorena, please put some respect. Put some
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: respect on this man's name, Poppy Works. How much do
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you were spread it like butter?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Or should I like chunky peanut butter?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Tell her please respect. In a segment NFL on.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Tell, come on, this is a very important This is
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: one of the top handicappers in America.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Poppy in San Diego. This guy, this guy, this guy
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: has been in uber commercials.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: I took a lot of time figuring out which music
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: bed I should put behind your picks.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Okay, you should be thinking me, oh, Lorena think.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, I gotta go, thank you. All right,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: let's get to the game. Here we go, right now,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: hit that button right there.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: Game, Ben Mallard.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Game.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: We've endured too many of these hazy too much or
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: not enough?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. A d Are you ready?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: My man?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: He's in the great state of Colorado, where the Broncos
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: will take on the Patriots this weekend and the AFC
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Championship game.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Hello, a d Hey, how we doing, Ben? I'm doing great.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're in the car driving around. You
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: got stuff going on? Yes, yeah, just getting off of
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: work here, so on the way home. Oh good timing. Okay, well,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: good luck. And what kind of work do you do.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: I'm all work for Coca Cola.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Look at that. This guy makes all the Coca Cola.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: This guy, I know, all right, and all the coke
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: not just soda, a bunch of other products as well,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: not just soda. Yes, all right, well, let's play it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Let's play the game right now. Here we go too
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: much or not enough? Question number one in all you
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: have to do is get three right. In NFL playoff history,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: there has been six There have been six teams to
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: have had a game tying touchdown in the last thirty
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: of the fourth quarters. That too much or not enough?
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Too much?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Let's find out. Yeah, that is correct. The answer is
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: too much. The Bears were just the fourth team to
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: do so, and all four teams were going to lose
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: in overtime.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Question number two. You're off to a good start. Question
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: number two. There have been five players to have thirty
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: plus receptions in a single postseason. Is that too much
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: or not enough?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Not enough?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: All right? See two for two? Wrong, No, that's right,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: that's all right. The answer is too much. There's only
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: been three Cooper Cup, Travis Kelce, and Larry fitz Jerald.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Those are the answers to that. We move on to
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: question three. You're one in one, You're you're in good shape.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Here ad the Coca Cola man. Question number three.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Pooka Nakua has averaged eighty five yards per game on the.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: O this season, including the postseason for the Rams. Is
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: that too much or not enough?
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: With Pooka, I'm gonna say not enough.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, A D says not enough. Let's find out that
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: is right? Look at that all right, a day, Look
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: at you, your big stud. You're won away from winning
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the game. Lorena would like you to win the game
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: You can do it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I believe in it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: Will do it.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Okay. Question four, it's elimonade. You win, you win the game.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Anthony Edwards, that's a basketball player now has twenty forty
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: point games in his Timberwolves career.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Is that too much or not enough to win the game?
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, tam does be going off? Not enough?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Let's find out that's out?
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: Yea, I heratulation what a win?
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Is this an omen for the Broncos? I don't know,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: but you are the winners? Yeah? All right, thank you.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping the Broncos lose. Man.
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: I'm from Colorado, but I am not all right.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: That was very funny. You just broke coops Hart, But
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: thank you, A D.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: I was wondering I think I might be manifesting the
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: Broncos win too I have a Denver magnet on my fridge.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Well, that clearly means they're going to win the game, obviously. Manet.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Absolutely the moose. It's a moose, of course.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's get We are going to have
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: moments away the Queen of Hearts with Lorrain, and we
• 33:44
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• 33:46
  Speaker 1: will do it next.
• 33:49
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• 33:52
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• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Listen live in the dream here, Lorraina. The button the
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: buttons are fixed. Everything's good here. I haven't seen the
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: cockroaches walking around the building, so things are good. All good? Yeah,
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• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog writes and he says, hey, Loraina, do women
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: buy dude wipes or are they fine with single ply
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: toilet paper?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Great question.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: I think wet wipes have been around for a long
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: time now.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: These are dude wipes, so this is a better product.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Right right?
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: Well, I think the dude branding is to get you
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: guys to want to ease.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: They're special. There's something mad. I don't know where it is,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: but in my opinion, it's magical.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I did buy a whole bunch of dude wipes
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: here a couple months back. I did, I did, and
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: I put a whole box of them in there. And
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: Alex tight shirt stole all of them.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Oh is that right?
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I like that you added him on the air. Does
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: he work here anymore? I never see him.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I think it's Mary all the time now.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the vegan Alex.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: The vegan kind of got in a relationship.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Oh is that why? I think?
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: So?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: So they're not to work he's in a related What
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: kind of weird you should ask him?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: None of my business. I just I never see him.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I used to see him all the time. Like what happened?
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Next up, Mike the leprecaunt says, is it a red
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: flag when on a first date you discover that your
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: very good looking date has already had three divorces?
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: No, I think you should be really thankful that she's
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: gotten rid of those husbands so that she could be
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: on this date with you. You should be thankful and
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: not hold her past against her.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Probably, I say we all get one, Mulligan, I don't know,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: thought maybe even two, but three?
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: I think Jlo's on what six?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: And she Yeah, she's a nut job. She's a nut job.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Comes back?
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, because I even went back three times.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: She's got money and all that, but she's you know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she's talented in some areas, but come on now, no,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you you got one or two, But once you get
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: to three, that's you're in the danger zone.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: At that point.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Maybe she's a hopeless romantic or her.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Or what, she's a whack of doodle? How about that?
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: Maybe she's a oh what's that called? You should find
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: out if her ex husbands are dead. That's what you
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: should worry about.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: There you go poisoned? Yes, yeah, okay, I have your problem. Yeah,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Danny is in Toronto on the phones. He has a question.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Hello Danny, welcome.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Hello, Ben, Hello.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: So here's here's my question for Lorena. And this is
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: a genuine question.
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: This is honest. Here.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: So I dated a girl.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: For three months this summer.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: So imagine you were dating a guy for three months
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: and everything was perfect.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: He checks all the boxes.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: He's handsome, he's got a great sense of humor.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: You guys have.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Never had that paycheck?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Uh huh?
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, keep going, what's up? Sounds like we didn't keep going?
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: Uh huh.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: But but hurry upset.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Everything's perfect and you find out he.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: Gets cold sores? Are you in?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, so pre existing condition? I believe.
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, you know a lot of people have cold
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: sours aka herpes.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: They have it in their face and we didn't.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Doctor Drew say that pretty much.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Like I think. I think eighty percent of the people
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: they haven't. Yeah, so you know, just watch for outbreaks.
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: If you really like the person, you should just make
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: sure you're protecting yourself.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Or just enjoy some private time with yourself. What do
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: you want me to do? All right? Thank you, Danny?
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: All right, man alive? All right? What else do we have?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Bob?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Question Bobby, Yeah, wonderful question Bobby and Floria says, is
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: anything that gives every woman the ick factor besides being
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: a leprechaun.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: Being overly like on top of that person, like stop.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Stop space JG.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: The woman says, when in a relationship, should you start
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: traveling by plane.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: As soon as you want to go on a date somewhere?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: That's not it, that's more than a date lorrange.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: No, I do that all the time, especially if you're
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: a long distance. I'll meet you anywhere, baby, let's go.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know about that one.