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153: Seeking Sister Wife - Seeking a Silver Lining (S5 E9) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Delia the Redhead, here with my real tight Homegirl and my daughter in
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law Beatrice. Everybody, we are here tonight to talk seeking Sister Wife.
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Another fantastic episode and I'm dying to get into it. But before we do,
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Andvan thank you so much. All right, before we get into this crazy
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episode, do you have any major takeaways, any thoughts you want to share?
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Beatrice? Yeah, my hot take this week is that I fucking hate
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Ashley. You what I fucking hate Ashley? Did you say you what?
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You hate Ashley? So you've been kind of on a slow spiral as it
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concerns Ashley liking her less and less, but now we're just in a fucking
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tail spin. Yeah. I really don't like her. You don't like her
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at all? Why I thought her comments this episode, We'll get to it,
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but I thought some of her comments to Shane were really unnecessary. Her
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kissing Sarah in front of him, making him feel all uncomfort that was very
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strange. I don't while she's holding a baby. Yeah, yeah, there
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was a lot that was kind of cringey about that. So we will talk
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about that. But I can see how you would feel that way. Yeah.
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My takeaway was I did learn what polygyny means or polygony means. Oh
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yeah, basically it's polygamy but for dudes. And I'm like, isn't that
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polygamy is generally it's always for dudes? What's all these words? Is there
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really a polygamy for women. I thought it was polyandry. I thought that's
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what Seeking Brother Husbands was all about, like wee parts. Yeah, but
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they were all polyamorous. Yeah, so they weren't really polyandrists, but they
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said it was polygamy. I don't even know how to say that word.
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Like, I just I think polygamy in general is always for the dudes.
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It's never for the women. Yeah, so you can miss me with polygony,
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Mike. We'll get to when we get to the booty. Yet,
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I really enjoyed this episode, so to hop into it, we are on
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Seeking Sister Wife season five, episode nine, entitled Seeking the silver Lining.
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Yeah, Seeking the silver Lining. It ain't there, baby, No,
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it ain't. There is no silver lining, it's at all. All right,
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get a started, all right? Well, we start with everybody's favorite,
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The Merryfields, with Danielle's dumbass flying to Reo even though she said she
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wasn't going to. We knew she was going to. She is desperado for
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her mean y. I don't know. I cannot see it all. I
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see nothing in him, nothing redeemable, nothing attractive, nothing remotely conscious.
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I see nothing in that man, but she wants to get to him as
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fast as possible. Him and his wife beaters. I guess she just missed
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seeing those muscles. Oh yes, I did see something that was bulging.
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It wasn't his muscle, his chowed. It was in his pants, his
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balls. Like oh god, those shorts will get there. We will get
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there. But did you notice how nobody picked her up at the airport?
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No one. She arrived with her camera person and she had to find her
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own way in Rio de Narrow. And then she gets to the apartment and
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Garrek doesn't even meet her at the door. He's like upstairs on his phone
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working. Yeah, okay for what he's looking for? Poon honey, Yeah,
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he's looking for his next woman. Yeah, that's his job totally.
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Natalia opens the door and greets her with like a weird hug, and she's
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like, miss is to see you. And then Danielle's acting all awkward and
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weird. She goes upstairs to like bring her bags and shit, and I
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guess she's gonna be staying in the room with Garrick and Natalia's kicked out to
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the guest room. Maybe she's sick of Garrek. Maybe, Oh my god,
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thank you. You can suck him your nights with Garrick so I can
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have a break in my room crying to myself, how do I get out
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of this situation with this translucent person? And he's so weird. So in
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his talking head he's like, Kats, it's really good to see Danielle.
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I'm really emotional about it because I love her so much and I've been married
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to her for sixteen years and I just love her and I missed her so
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much, and I'm like, can you smile? There is no emotion at
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all, and anything that you're saying, it's like you're dead inside. He
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is just like there are seventeen layers of unconsciousness covering his one spark of consciousness,
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which is just his lust. That's all that is existing inside of him,
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is his deviant, predatory lust. I hate that man so much.
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I hate him so much. He is so hateable me to say that.
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Every week, I feel like you all get it, but I can't take
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it. I can't take it either. Every time I see him, I
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hate him more. I know Jesus, please keep me from hating people.
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You should be more godly, you should be more crist you should love everybody.
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You know, Jesus flip over some tables in a temple. Jesus did
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tell Peter get they behind me? Suck a? Can she behind me?
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Satan? Jesus got mad. I'm just saying Gerrek is such a heretical,
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awful person plus bad father husband and love her. Yeah, I just I'm
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not gonna be violent. I'm gonna stop right there. Well after Danielle gets
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all settled in the weird airbnb. I hate him so much. Gerrick in
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his talking head, is like, yeah, I talked to Natalia about how
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she doesn't communicate to Danielle, and I think Natalia's got some insecurity which she
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has to deal with. Interesting, what do we think her insecurities could be
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because he didn't flesh them out for us. I don't know. I'm like,
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I don't think Natalia is insecure at all. She's twenty six, she's
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hot, Yeah, she's a lawyer, her dad's got money. What is
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she insecure about? Except if it's Danielle. I don't know. I just
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wonder if like this whole like, oh, Natalia is a bad person,
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she doesn't want us to be together, she doesn't like me. You know,
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all this forced narrative. I feel like it's all fake. I don't
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think Natalia gives a shit honestly. I think Gerrik tells Natalia when Danielle is
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not around, like, oh, I love you, You're the only one
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I want to be with. I've never like come like this before. I
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feel like he tells her the most nasty things, even though it's like so
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unbelievable. I don't know. I was picking up on some mild to moderate
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dislike on Natalia's part when she was sitting there with Garrek act with Danielle.
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Yeah, because Danielle is so icky. Yeah, she's just so gross and
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saccharine sweet and weird smile and it'll all happened on good's time. God's gone
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her back. I'm like, oh, gotta hate you too. But I
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mean Natalia is not a dumb woman, right, So she's hearing this and
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she's seeing this, and I don't think she likes Danielle. That is probably
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why she hasn't responded to Danielle when Danielle's texting her her bullshit, which we
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know it's bullshit totally, she doesn't want to respond to it, but she
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does respond to Gerrek. So maybe Natalia is one of these wives, like
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Nyla talks about in the next scene, that just want to get into and
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assimilate into the family and then kick out the existing wife. I guess I
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could see that too, And I mean, maybe she doesn't like Danielle because
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she's fucking weird and tries to kiss her and tries to molest her and everything
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every time she's there. Like, but it's weird though. When Natalia greets
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her, she's like patting her on the back, priding her on the head,
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and I'm like, what are we doing? I don't know. I
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don't know. There's a lot of people online on or a comment section on
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YouTube and read it and everybody that thinks that Danielle just wants to fuck these
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ten two. Well, we've talked about that. Yes, definitely a possibility.
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I don't think Natalia seems down with that. But it's all very weird.
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And then Danielle asks them about like the wedding, like how's that going,
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and seems like it's going to be a bit uncertain. Yeah, Natalia
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and Garrick are like, oh, we very stressed. It's very stressful.
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We don't know what we're gonna do. There's a possibility we might not be
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able to get married, and everybody's like, oh no, what a shock.
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Well, and then we find out later in the episode that they don't.
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We'll get to it. But after Danielle asks about the marriage stuff,
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then they kind of broach the pregnancy. Yeah. I thought that was so
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fair, so weird because Danielle is trying to make it seem like it's a
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surprise. I think Natalia asks her like, well, how are you doing
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though, Danny, how do you feel? And she's like I'm okay,
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I mean it's a surprise. I mean I'm pregnant. And this is where
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we have Natalia kind of side eyeing her and going surprise, are you sure
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it's a surprise, Like you knew you were fertile? Right? Yeah,
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we're fucking raw, right, so you know what happens when Dobie Bulls are
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fucking raw, Like there's babies that could happen. And Daniel's like, absolutely
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not. I mean, it's been fourteen years with no baby, and now
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I have one. It's a surprise. And I'm thinking, yoh, bitch,
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it's been fourteen years with no baby and now all of a sudden,
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when Garek is the closest he's ever been to marrying another woman. Now you're
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pregnant. I think Natalia's got her number, and I know I have her
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number. Oh I feel strongly about this. So you think that's what the
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conflict was, Like Natalia was clocking Danielle for the lion Skeevin. Yeah.
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I think Danielle is desperate. I think Danielle is playing game. And I
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think Danielle got pregnant on purpose, because if you've managed to not be pregnant
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for fourteen years and all of a sudden you are, like on the eve
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of him going to Brazil, like, something's a little fishy with that.
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Oh one percent. So Natalia again, she's not a dumb woman. Yeah,
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she's probably thinking that too, right, Oh totally, We're all thinking
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it. But Danielle, like in her talking head kind of reveals it.
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She's like, I think Natalia thinks that I got pregnant on purpose to try
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and save my relationship. I'm like, yeah, you did. We all
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think that, and that is exactly what you tell them, like you're trying
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to frame it like it's Natalia's evil thoughts or whatever that she hates you guys
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so much. I'm like, I don't think so. I think she wants
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to get to America. I don't know why she's doing it this way with
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Garrick. I feel like you could do her anybody else CULTI from ninety day
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Fiance would be better than Garrick. God, And that's I mean, that's
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saying so it is that I feel like Colty and Mom would be way better.
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But I just feel like we go back to what we talked about I
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don't know, two or three episodes ago, where we're wondering what the motivation
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is with Danielle. Like you've been by Garrick's side this entire time. You
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both have been looking on the apps, trying to find people you've both been
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involved, and going down to other countries to meet these people. Like you
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are in it, you're ten toes down in it. But now right when
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he's at the precipice of doing it, ceiling the deal, now all of
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a sudden, you're panicking. Now, all of a sudden, you're manufacturing
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drama, creating problems with Natalia. Now all of a sudden, you're pregnant.
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Like why I thought you wanted this, but you don't want it.
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But for some reason you can't just say I don't want it? Why can't
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you say that? I know, it's really weird, like just not being
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honest with each other. And then like Garrick, you know, and is
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talking. It's like, well, children are a blessing from God, so
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it's a really great thing. I'm really happy. Can you tell them if
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you say spot Yeah, it's super fucking zombie, yeah, psychopath dead inside.
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Then after the whole marriage talk and everything, then they get the phone
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call, yeah, from the judge or the bailiff or what everbody in the
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courthouse honey drama is calling them because apparently and this I loved, yeah,
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because there was not enough information given, but I'm like sussing it out.
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So apparently the bailiff who is involved in the court that's hearing whether they can
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issue a license for their marriage. Yeah, apparently the bailiff did a little
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searchy pooh on Garrick. And this is exactly what we have all been saying
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week after week, like you dumb motherfuckers. Don't you think you putting this
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shit out there so you can groom and also traffic women into the country.
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Yeah, Like, don't you think that that is searchable? And findable by
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governmental bodies who might seek to obstruct you, you dumb ass dummy. So
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this bailiff somewhere in Rio de jian Ara, Brazil, finds out about Garrick
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and their polygamous plot and says, basically, no, you don't get the
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license, you don't get to marry her. Oh no, shocker, we're
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all So Garrett cries, Yeah, he fakes, he does a Robin Brown
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cry where his eyes get misty, but nothing falls out right there, and
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he's like, oh God, I don't know what we're gonna do. G
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oh man o. G like just like so upset that he can't bang her
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like every day for six weeks again, right, or that he can't just
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bring her right back to America because he wanted to fast track the whole process
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and then continue banging her in America. And so now all of the well
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laid plans of mice and pink people have fallen apart, and Natalie is pissed
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off because for whatever reason, she wants to get to America. And I've
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just I've just been fucking this guy for six weeks. I have put in
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the work, and now you're telling me I can't get to the us of
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a fuck, and so she goes upstairs. She's like, I need a
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break, Streuss stress. And so then Danielle, who's just got gaka cuckoo
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dreamy eyes for Garrick, you know, goes on a walk with him.
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Oh god, and his outfit with his shorts. Can we just for the
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picture? You're gonna have to post the picture of him and his shorts.
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And then you said somebody made a comment on Reddit about it, would yeah,
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let me find it real. Okay, So somebody by the user name
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gig for Glasses posted this on the subreddit today. Their comment was, we
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need to talk about the cut of those shorts. Oh my god, the
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extreme low rise, the taper through the thigh, the cuff at the knee,
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what is going on here? And then the top comment, which made
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me laugh out loud, was he he says like a fun, outdoorsy kind
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of butch gen x lesbian ant. No offense to the lesbian ants out there,
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though, Oh my god, he does, as long as he's wearing
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those Teva sandals too, like he would be spot fucking not. And then
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he's got those weird sunglasses on too, and his hair is always like gelled
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back and styled to perfection. He thinks he is doing something, Beatrice.
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He thinks he is hot shit wearing that black wife beater. I can't take
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it. And it's like too much for my blood pressure, Honey, I
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can't take it. What a stroke out, I know. And I was
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watching like some of the older seasons, He's still wearing the same freaking wife
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beaters. I'm like, is that all your wardrobe? Ant? Yes,
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because you think you're hot in that? Yes, I told you. There
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was some article about him in some like USA Today or some Daily Mirror or
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whatever. And in the article that he consents to like give commentary too,
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he's wearing his wife beater or no shirt at all. And then you go
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up on his Instagram, never got a shirt on either. He's so proud
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of his physique. I don't get it, dude. He thinks he's so
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hot. And you know what Sidebard, There's been a lot of comments,
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like on Reddit, of people saying that maybe we're gonna get like a ninety
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day Seeking Sister Wife crossover because he's gonna maybe bring over Natalia on a kay
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one. Wouldn't that be insane? If he was on ninety day fiance with
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Natalia. That would be wild. I think that would be great. We
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do know that he has his Entertainment LLC for all of his projects. Yeah,
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so I'm sure he would love it because I think they are clout goblins
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and fame chasers one hundred percent. So he's got his bulge out, banana's
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out, honey in his little khaki shorts. They go and sit down and
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yeah, they have a conversation, and again Danielle's just looking at him with
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these dreamy eyes, indoctrinated cult eyes, dude, and she is a weird
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like her weird smile. She's like, Oh, God works in mysterious ways,
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it's a blessing. In discussion, I'm so happy. Oh my,
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she's she's thrilled that it's not working it out and that Natalia is back in
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the condo crying her eyes out. Oh she loves it. And she even
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says that in her talking head. She's like, yeah, I am a
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little relieved, Like yeah, yeah, thing, yeah, because you didn't
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want them to get married, just be faking honest, But no, it's
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always it's God's plan and maybe it's supposed to work out this way and we'll
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figure it out, and Garrek is just like sitting there plottin and scheme and
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he's like, nah, yeah, I'm gonna ghost her probably. I mean
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I got the vibe, and tell me if you did as well. But
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it really felt like to me that he's already checked out with Natalia, Like
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as soon as he got the news that he couldn't bring her in on a
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marriage visa he instead had to use one of his two K one visas,
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he's already thinking, oh man, that's like eight nine months. I'm not
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gonna wait around for this bitch. I'm already onto the next. Like his
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his spirit was already moving on. They're going to ghost her, oh yeah.
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And we saw in a preview from I don't know several weeks ago where
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Natalia is talking at them not texting her back. This is after they go
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back to America. I don't hear from them, I don't see them,
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they're not texting me back. I don't know what's going on. So he's
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already detaching and they're gonna ghost this young girl. I mean, that's what
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it kind of feels like. And then we also had that preview not too
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long ago of him dating that chick, from uh, Michigan or something.
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Yes, and so he's already probably gonna bang that chick because they're gonna get
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intimate or so it's like, oh, you're so beautiful, you remember that
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cringey. Yes. I hate him, yeah, so much. Everything about
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him is bad, oh everything. And I think all of this was just
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a ruse for him to get pussy duh. I mean like, well,
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he just this whole like, oh, we're gonna get the marriage visa and
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it's gonna work out. Like no, Well, because to him, they
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could get the marriage visa, he could bring her in in a month or
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two months, they could be banging. He could divorce her promptly, and
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then he's on the next and so it fits in his timeline and his vision
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from God that he got in his school from a breeze. He's going to
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have five women and he's on a timeline. I hate this man so much,
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and I hate Danielle because she's complicit in all of this. I don't
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like Natalia either. I don't. Yeah, something about her is kind of
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weird. And I was also thinking, I'm like, your kids are in
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America still like being watched by your family while their dad is banging some bimbo
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in Brazil, and then now the mom's there. Yeah, and they're old
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enough to know what's going on, and they're also old enough to have friends
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at school who tell them what's going on. And they're also old enough to
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go on their own smartphones and watch clips of this dumb ass shows. You
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guys, are an embarrassment. Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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And you just brought another kid into the whole mess. Yeah, congrats,
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good choice the parents of the year right there. Yeah, and then we
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have the Sherwoods. Yes, moving on, Yes, moving on. There's
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a comment from somebody on YouTube, and I wanted to run it by you
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because I know you have strong feelings this week about assure. Right, so
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let me see somebody named Peanut and tiny cat. Yeah, the profile pictures
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of a white key. Anyway. She says Shane is infantalizing his wife by
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assuming she needs someone else at all times and can't be fine by herself like
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the other millions of single moms out there. The cancer thing is something he
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is using to try and justify in his own mind that it's okay for his
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wife to bring another woman into their marriage that is not the primary reason or
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any reason, because they admitted that they'd been trying to find another woman for
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her before his diagnosis. And if sex with Shane is like going on a
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first date with Shane, no wonder she wants a woman to join the party,
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can you say for play? Because he's always trying to get so direct
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and go right to the meat of the matter. Oh big, yikes.
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Yeah, So what do you think about that? Do you think that Shane
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is infantalizing Ashley? I don't know. I mean, it's an interesting take,
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but it's like under the guise of like, you know, Shane would
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be the one that suggested Ashley find a female partner, which would you know,
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track with my theory that maybe he's a cook, so that could make
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sense and maybe that's why he's doing this. I just don't see that.
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I think he's super uncomfortable with this whole entire process. I think it was
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fast tracked by Ashley and maybe she manipulated him into thinking that because he has
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cancer, that he's maybe gonna die too soon, and so she needs to
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have somebody there to lick her box while he's Oh my god, but Beatrice,
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you realize that's entirely speculative, because what they are both saying is contrary
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to that. What you're saying is that vibes vibe like your vibe of Ashley
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is that like she's being manipulative. And I would agree that Shane seems particularly
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emotionally vulnerable, concerned and worried, and so he would make an easy mark
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for easy prey for somebody like Ashley if she have those ulterior motives. And
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you know what, there is just something really about her the way she giggles
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and laughs on the couch and talks, for example, about you know,
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shame being everything she could ever want in a man, but like she needs
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a woman because the woman emotionally satisfies her. She can talk to one woman
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and he's sitting right next to her on the couch. Uh huh. He
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looks uncomfortable, he looks insulted and offended a little bit. And I'm like,
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Ashley, even if that's true, do you need to be saying that
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in front of your husband? No, might be terminal. And I'm very
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worried about you and himself, like who are you? And I'm like,
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why are you implying that men can't have deep emotional communications all with their women,
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Like that's really fucked up to say, And like, I'm not dogging
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on the fact that you're best sexical and you want to explore the side of
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yourself in a heteronormative relationship. There's lots of people that are like that,
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and that's fine, you do you boo boo. But it just feels a
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little selfish. But she's doing this while he has cancer, Like it'd be
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one thing if he didn't if he wasn't sick, you know what I mean,
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And he was uncomfortable with it, and it was fine, But the
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fact that you fast tracked this because of his cancer diagnosis and you're framing it
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like, oh no, he's totally okay with it, and like I need
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somebody to take care of me. And then they're not they're not also introducing
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this to any of their partners either. They're not saying this out loud,
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like, yeah, Sheane has cancer, so you're gonna be entering into your
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situation with her like this, Like like why wouldn't they be saying that to
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Sarah? And furthermore, like, if what you're looking for is somebody to
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like enter into the family, be with Ashley, be another mother to your
23:37
children, Like why are we choosing Sarah? It feels to me like Ashley
23:42
just wants Sarah because she thinks Sarah's beautiful, because really, all she mentions
23:47
other than this episode, she's like she's educated, she's ambitious, whatever.
23:51
But like, she's twenty eight years old, she's been in a lot of
23:53
casual relationships, and you're going to pin all of this responsibility and emotional weight
24:00
on this young girl. Y'all are weird. They're really weird. And I
24:03
don't even know if Sarah knows the full scope of all of that, Like
24:07
she just I think she's just agreeing to this weird situation because she's been in
24:11
other like open marriages and open relationships and stuff, and so she's like,
24:15
yeah, I'll try whatever. But like it feels like when Sarah comes over
24:19
to their house and Ashley and Shane like immediately get into it and they're like,
24:23
so, will you be exclusive? Will you make sure not to date
24:26
anybody? Will you make sure not to fuck anybody else? And will you
24:29
be one hundred percent committed to us right now? That an answer insane,
24:33
like literally crazy, and Sarah's just like sure, I guess I'll promise not
24:40
to date anybody else, and then in our talking head she's like, I
24:44
said yes, but I'm not one hundred percent, Like this is really intense,
24:47
Like I would love if we could just do what everybody else on the
24:51
planet doesn't, like, spend some time together, see if we actually can
24:53
communicate and have rapport, Like can you give me a few dates before you're
24:57
asking for me to commit to your entire her family structure? That's weird.
25:00
Ay, Yeah, it's hella fucking weird. And they're shocked. So it
25:04
seemed like they expected her to be coming over, sit down at the big
25:08
dining table meeting table to have their business interview. They expected Sarah to be
25:15
like, yeah, this is too much for me, guys, peace out,
25:18
bye. But Sarah doesn't do that. Sarah says, Okay, I
25:21
like you said, I agree, I'm not going to pursue other people.
25:22
But I honestly feel that she's doing it for the cameras, like she just
25:26
doesn't want to let them down in front of the nation. Oh yeah,
25:30
but I just sniff a ghosting in their future because they're strange, very and
25:34
they're going about it in a really weird way. And Ashley there's something very
25:40
diabolical about you, and the fact that you are a psychiatrist, that you
25:44
are a medical doctor, that you have patients, and your husband is sitting
25:48
there next to you and in your life, clearly in pain and in need
25:53
of attention. Whether he says he wants it or not, this man needs
25:56
your focus and attention. Well. The fact that you're willing to go chasing
26:00
tail right now while you got a baby and you'll stomach and everything. I'm
26:03
saying you're heavy with that heavy, you are heavy with child, and all
26:07
you care about is eating a box like lady, it's so it doesn't look
26:11
good for your practice, No, not at all. And like it's evident
26:15
when Sarah leaves and Ashley like goes to kiss her, like Sarah goes to
26:21
kiss her on the cheek and then goes to kiss her on the other cheek,
26:23
and then Ashley's like, no, kiss me right up. She's holding
26:29
her baby. I'm gonna watch. Shane's right there watching everything so closely,
26:32
And Shane looked so uncomfortable by that, and Sarah looked really uncomfortable by that.
26:37
Sarah looked like she was essayed. She was getting essayed right now.
26:41
And as she's like, we're not French, kissed me in my mother and
26:47
then Sarah says, well, I mean your baby's right here. So I
26:49
didn't know like what's appropriate, but okay, go off, queen. And
26:53
then she gets the fuck out of there as fast as she can, and
26:56
they're so happy. They think it went really well. Ashley's happy, and
27:00
all I saw was a woman who couldn't wait to get the fuck out of
27:03
that house. You guys have deep problems that you need to address, yeah,
27:07
Ashley, for sure. And then they go Ashley and Shane go out
27:12
to dinner with their friend Rachel, who's very pretty. I like her.
27:15
I like her a lot too, I haven't they Well, maybe she don't
27:18
want none of that, but she seems like a reasonable person with a moral
27:22
compass. She doesn't want any of that insanity. I'm sure no. And
27:26
we saw like a glimpse of her last episode with Shane, and I really
27:29
liked them together. But then they're at dinner and Ashley's just going on and
27:33
on about Sarah and how beautiful she is. But no, she's like really
27:37
great and emotionally intelligent. But she's so beautiful and I want to eat her
27:40
pussy really bad, Like that's literally what she's saying. And Rachel's like,
27:44
oh my god, yes, queen, that's great. But Shane, how
27:47
do you feel about it? And Shane's just like awkwardly eating his salmon and
27:51
he's like, yeah, it's it's good. Yeah. I mean they kissed
27:53
and I saw it and my shirt's wrinkled, and his shirt was wrinkled when
27:59
Sarah is and his shirt is wrinkled on the couch, and I'm like,
28:03
sir, and Ashley like, you could help your husband out a little bit
28:06
and say could you iron your own shirt and or you could iron her?
28:08
Shir somebody iron Shane's shirt. You're looking care of you out in these raccoon
28:12
streets. He needs somebody to take care of him. I feel bad for
28:15
you. I'm like, I feel bad for this guy, so bad because
28:18
he's dealing with cancer and then having to be okay and like suck it up
28:23
for his wife who wants to bang other bitches, yeah, while they're married,
28:27
and they seem to want to get Rachel's approval, and Rachel, to
28:32
her credit, is like, yeah, I mean that sounds like a great
28:34
situation. But I'm like a little bit cautious because it's been one week.
28:38
You've seen her three times total, you know, and it's been one week
28:41
or whatever, and you guys are moving really quickly. And Ashley then says
28:48
something like, well, she's gotta be okay with all of this, all
28:52
of my stuff and all of Shane's stuff, and if she's not gonna be
28:55
okay with that, we need to know that sooner rather than later. I'm
28:59
like, I don't think that's how relationships work and start off like if you're
29:04
gonna trauma dump on me, if you're gonna make this my responsibility to keep
29:08
your family together because somebody might be terminal, Like, that's just not going
29:12
to work. You're never gonna hear from Sarah again, No, not at
29:15
all. And like I hope that they're saying that, and maybe the TLC
29:18
editors are just editing that shit out, you know, for the storyline,
29:22
but I don't know. It just seems really fucking fishy to me. And
29:25
I was also thinking during this episode that I wonder if the reason why Shane
29:30
comes off so hard and like he's always wanted to shoot down all of these
29:33
girls and be a little controlling about who Ashley picks. Maybe that's because that's
29:38
the only semblance of control he has in this whole dynamic, because this is
29:44
all driven by Ashley because she's a selfish ass hoe and wants to date other
29:48
women in front of her husband even though he's dealing with cancer, and so
29:52
this is his only way of like regaining a little bit of that and being
29:56
like, well, no, I don't like this bitch because she's not good
29:59
for a family. But he he just kind of has to cow down to
30:02
Ashley. And then he had that comment a couple like it was it last
30:04
episode where he's like talked about how he doesn't want to be weak, Like
30:07
what if she calls him weak? M what if she calls him week Every
30:11
time he emotes and says, yeah, I'm not really comfortable with this,
30:15
it makes me feel like really insecure and I just don't like seeing maybe.
30:18
But again, it's so speculative. And when they were on the subreddit and
30:22
they were doing their ama, they were definitely a united front. They said
30:26
this is something that they want. They still want it. They're still looking
30:30
because heads up, Sarah ain't going to work, honey. They've been looking
30:34
before his diagnosis. They are still looking, and so I presume that this
30:37
is what they want. It's just very strange for the onlooker, and that's
30:45
all they'm saying. I think it's what Ashley wants and she's convincing him.
30:48
And I worry about Shane. I worry about him too, because again in
30:51
the AMA just done, I think last week he said something like yeah,
30:55
and I have another surgery unfortunately coming up now in the next week. So
30:59
I presume this has something to do with the cancer. And it's all probably
31:04
really scary for him. Yeah, I'm really heavy for him and this is
31:07
what he's dealing with, and I just feel bad about it. And then
31:10
there was another comment on Reddit somewhere where somebody suggested an alternative theory that maybe
31:15
the reason why they're going with this is to distract themselves from the cancer diagnosis.
31:21
And I'm like, that's crazy, But I could also see a world
31:25
where people would do this because they don't really like to talk about his cancer,
31:29
Like they kind of like briefly mention it. Ashley cried last episode and
31:33
he got kind of emotional, but then they kind of like disengage from it.
31:37
Right, But y'all are in your thirties and what if you is a
31:40
psychiatrist. You guys shouldn't be emotionally bypassing. You guys shouldn't be opting to
31:45
distract yourself and deal with the very important issues at hand. Like that's not
31:48
what mature people ought to be doing. That's true, This is TLC.
31:52
So yeah, we don't have a whole bunch of mature people. We have
31:56
a bunch of dvs. We do bunch of degenerator, degenerate people. Except
32:01
for Shane. I like Shane, I like sh s. I like Shane,
32:04
Justice for Shane. Next we have the Sala Houdines, the Shabbooti Chaboi.
32:10
Yes, and they're going to meet another polyandrou no, not polyandroses.
32:15
Polygynists. Yeah, that's a hard word to say, which means my polygamy
32:20
is about me and my dead I'm a man money and I get to have
32:23
all these bitches polygamy. Yeah. Yeah, they're harems Mike and Shamir.
32:29
Yeah, Yike and Shamir. And so they're a polygamist couple, polygynist couple
32:34
whatever. And Mike has had three wives, I think one of them divorced.
32:40
That was an interesting conversation because it sounded like there were a lot of
32:44
dynamics and politics in his marriages. Yeah, some sister wife dynamics. Yeah,
32:50
like he had an original first wife. Uh huh, then he had
32:52
the bright idea or his dick did to get a second wife, which his
32:57
first wife did not appreciate, but he did it anyway, which I'm sure
33:00
is so godly. And it's also in the sacred text that you can go
33:02
ahead and throw over your first wife for your second wife gets your your noodle
33:07
wet. Yeah, your pencil, wey, pencil wet. So the first
33:08
wife dumps him and says peace out. So then we have wife number two
33:13
becoming wife number one, and then we have Shmir coming into the relationship as
33:17
wife number two. But somehow, by the time we're seeing these two people,
33:22
Shamir is the first wife. I don't know what happened to the first
33:23
second wife, but it all seems fucked up, and like you guys are
33:28
talking about this like it's such a holy thing to do in your religion,
33:30
but it seems like it's really dramatic and toxic, and like all these men
33:36
do, they're always like, yeah, it's not about sex, it's about
33:38
our lifelong spiritual commitment in my dick. Yeah, like it's over my dick.
33:45
It's so I need to secure that from my dick for decades to come.
33:49
It's a spiritual union between my dick and another Punani a lot of them,
33:52
actually, a lot of Because God said in the garage threw breathe that
33:58
I get to have all these wives. I believe him, of course,
34:00
because God's sperm is in all of our brains. That's how we know this.
34:07
Toly goes sperm. Oh, it makes perfect sense to me, me
34:10
too. So they come over and they're packing their picnic, which I told
34:15
you they're vegan or something, so many veggies and fruits and they eat so
34:20
healthy, and I do I do think that's great. I'm proud of them
34:23
totally. I could never I could never either. Then they go to the
34:27
park and they sit down and they have their scripted conversation for the cameras about
34:31
polygamy, and the first thing that Nyla brings up is poor alexis God.
34:37
But we back I think two episodes ago. She's the twenty six year old
34:40
sweet girl who went out on a date with the unfortunate look to go out
34:45
on a date with these ding dongs, these old farts, just acting all
34:50
superior at their broke down wine bar, so fucking snooty. She showed up
34:55
and she was having a nice time and yeah, so Nyla's dry her to
35:00
shamer and saying, yeah, she was twenty six, and Shamir's like,
35:02
oh god, oh you're twenty seven. I know, And that was on
35:07
your behalf. I find you to be a very emotionally intelligent, thank you,
35:10
and intellectually advanced person who has the capacity to understand my eyebrow intellect as
35:15
well. And like, just because you're twenty six doesn't mean you're not a
35:20
candidate for a great relationship. You fucking people anyway, And so nyle was
35:23
like, yeah, she was really young. We didn't like her, and
35:25
so we never talked to her again. So let me set that up for
35:30
you. Yeah, so Alexis leaves that date two episodes ago, and she's
35:32
like, I love them so much. I think their great account. Wait
35:36
to continue to know that. I don't either, Maybe because they paid the
35:38
check, honey, I don't know, but she's super optimistic. And then
35:43
they just ghosted her. Yeah, she's probably over there texting them, Hey,
35:45
guys, that was so fun at the winebar. Do you guys want
35:49
to do something next weekend? Ghosted left on Red Like the mature forty something
35:54
year olds you are, you couldn't just send them send her a text and
35:58
be like, you know what, we had a great time, but I
36:00
don't think you're the right fit for us and we wish you the best.
36:02
Yeah. They can't even do that. No, they just dump her because
36:06
they're assholes. Right, They're just like they got dumped by Keisha. They
36:10
didn't like it, right, Yeah, but they're okay to do it to
36:13
somebody like Alexis so exactly. They're talking about that. They're talking about how
36:16
it didn't work out with Keisha. And then we have Nyla kind of talking
36:21
about the women who try to enter into these marriages to become second third wives
36:28
and how you know they're women who are either wanting to get something for themselves
36:34
and they don't really want to contribute, and or they want to come in
36:37
and displace the first wife. Yeah, and then there's the people who just
36:42
don't want to do any of it because they think you all are crazy.
36:45
Yeah. I thought that was interesting in terms of that mindset. What did
36:47
you think totally. I thought it was interesting too, and the way that
36:51
Nyla's talking about it though, like she's got this place of authority, like
36:54
she knows what she's doing. I'm like, girl, shut up. Like
36:58
you guys don't even have another person in the mix yet You've been on a
37:00
couple of dates and they haven't worked out, and I think part of that
37:04
is because of you. And then at some point they start talking about like
37:08
jealousy between the wives and stuff. I think Shamir asks Nyla like, have
37:12
you ever been jealous? And Nyla like her dumb ass, It's like,
37:15
no, I've never been jealous, you know, because I know my feelings
37:19
aren't backed and so I know I don't have to act on them. So
37:22
even if I feel jealousy, I'm not going to acknowledge it. And I'm
37:24
very mature. I've been alive on this planet for this long, so I
37:29
know how to conduct myself. And then Shamier's like, you've never been in
37:31
the situation, so you have no idea whether you're going to be jealous or
37:35
not. And of course we saw a preview at the beginning of this season
37:39
where Nyla gets very jealous storms away from the couch and I think gets upset
37:45
during a date. So she does not know of what she speaks, but
37:47
she presumes to speak like an authority anyway, and that's why I'm now starting
37:52
not to like her. I don't like them either. I don't like him.
37:55
Yeah, marble mouth A marble mouth is what they call him on Read
38:00
it, and that's accurate, marble mouth. I noticed this episode to the
38:04
no teeth, the lack of teeth there. He kind of reminds me of
38:07
that guy on Love After Lockup? What was his name that was with the
38:10
new Jersey girl, Oh God, Lenny name, I don't know. It
38:17
was Elo something I forget, but he got the dentures and then she said
38:21
they were ugly. God, what was his name? But I do remember
38:24
that yet. That's what he reminded me of. But at least that guy
38:27
a Love after Lockup was likable, yeah, and trying the very best that
38:30
he could. Speaking of the shibbooties, I did see somewhere on Reddit.
38:35
Let me take a moment to pull it off. A variety of people were
38:40
calling them out. Somebody started with the fact that Naim and Nyla are known.
38:45
I don't want to say squatters. This is all alleged and I just
38:49
read it on Reddit, so please don't come for me like squatters. Like
38:51
they'll get into a rental and then they'll stop paying until they're kicked out and
38:53
they'll go into another rental. So these are just some of the comments.
38:57
Somebody says, oh my god, I didn't know they couldn't have ford or
39:00
their rent. Do either of them work? Somebody else said, I have
39:02
no idea. They have been taken to court umpteen times in twenty twenty three
39:07
alone for non payment of rent. Somebody else said, mystery solved. They
39:12
want a sister wife for the extra income that she could bring in. Oh
39:15
my god, like the Davis family, right, And then somebody else said,
39:19
looks like she is a fifth grade teacher and he works in security.
39:22
Both are on LinkedIn. She also wrote a book called Maddened Musings of a
39:29
Bipolar Mind. It looks like they just live rent free until they lose in
39:32
court, then move on to the next sucker landlord and do the same thing.
39:36
So, when she's sitting at the picnic table talking about women who want
39:38
to come into the family but they don't want to contribute, that's tipping her
39:43
hand because she's looking to bring women in so that she can avail themselves of
39:49
their income to supplement her life so that they don't have to continue to be
39:52
evicted across Pennsylvania where they live. Wow, if it's true, I don't
39:59
even know that's christ This is just the tea on the internet. But I
40:01
don't know. Kind of I kind of feel like it's somewhat accurate. I
40:06
mean, they do give me clout goblin vibes. Also, like maybe that's
40:08
why they're on the show and getting that TLC paycheck so they can, you
40:13
know, pay back their backed up credit cards or whatever else they're not paying,
40:16
right, that's wild. Yeah, that's true. Yes, my gosh,
40:22
I loved to sip some tea. Yes, me too. So was
40:23
there anything else with them? No? During that conversation, Yeah, they're
40:28
just talking about polygamy, the structure of polygamy, and then jealousy and she
40:30
was being a completed in total hypocrite. I was snory boring. And then
40:37
we have a last but not least, the Davis family, who were also
40:40
kind of boring this episode. They're always boring. They give nothing, No,
40:44
they don't, but we did have a new character come into the play,
40:49
April's brother Billy, who was totally based. I liked him. I
40:52
did too, and I thought it was gonna be a nothing burger, but
40:55
ends up that Billy is based and I liked what he said. But they
41:00
also went to the Lowry Beer Garden. Oh yeah, yeah. And I
41:04
used to live right there. There's like a whole row of town homes and
41:07
I lived there for like a year, and I used to go to that
41:09
beer garden. Honey, all these men would be by me drinks. Oh
41:14
my god, I had a party or two at the lower Garden. You
41:19
were getting your box eight out. No, I didn't say that. Slow
41:22
your role, Calm down. You were in Dayton, I was dating.
41:25
Oh my god. That was one of the places that I would go because
41:28
it was like right across from where I live. That's so fun, I
41:30
know, so I recognized it instantly. That's cool. So April and her
41:35
lookalike brother Billy, I mean kind of their jeans. Hair color is different,
41:40
but the jeans are strong. Yeah. So they sit down to have
41:45
a conversation and April starts giving him the update on Danielle because Danielle, as
41:52
we all know, left the Davis family for one day and then came back
41:55
to the Davis family, and Billy had some thoughts about that. Yeah,
42:00
she immediately starts into that. She's like, yeah, daniell move back,
42:02
and he was like okay, and April's like, yeah, so now we're
42:07
gonna think about adding another sister wife into the mix. And he's like why
42:12
literally why. He's like, I don't think that's wise. I think that's
42:16
a dumb idea. And then I think he just gets right into it and
42:21
he's like, yeah, I think Nick's using you. Yes, I'm like,
42:23
thank you. And then April's like, well, I don't think so.
42:28
I mean he's a stay at home dad. We're not about the gender
42:31
norms over here. So we work and he stays home and takes care of
42:36
her, and Billy's like, well, what was he doing before that?
42:37
Exactly? Because I think April's been with him for like fifteen years, yes,
42:44
so like what was he doing before that? Then? Exactly? It
42:46
was giving me Christine Brown from Sister Wives being like what does the nanny do?
42:52
Like, what does Nick do? And that's what everybody's asking on the
42:55
Antinetes. Well we're asking I don't think he does shit. He has deep
43:00
thoughts, Beatrice. Yes, he reads a lot, he philosifies, he
43:04
ponders like Kat Williams reading eight thousand books a day or something by the time
43:08
I'm eight years old. Yes, he's not doing that shit. I wonder
43:14
like, if he's not taking care of their backyard, is he cleaning the
43:16
house? Is he making these women like do the dishes. I guarantee you
43:22
he's making them cook at night, and he's making them clean the house as
43:24
well, and or making them subsidize a nanny and or mate to come in
43:30
and clean the house for him. That's crazy, living the life of royalty.
43:35
And again I say, it's a good gig if you can get it,
43:37
I guess. And if these women are willing to do it, why
43:39
would he stop? Well, And I'm like, I think they're the only
43:43
family out of all the seasons of seeking Sister Wife that are probably happy.
43:46
Like I think the women think that they're happy with this, and they're fine
43:50
with it. They all sleep in the same bed, they all get their
43:52
time in the boom boom room. I think they're fine with it, and
43:57
so if it works for them, that's cool. I guess. But I
44:00
think Nick's a loser, and I think Billy is totally telling the truth here,
44:05
like in his talking head where he's like, I think that Nick just
44:07
plays the part really will. I think he's just living the best life that
44:12
he can, taking advantage of my sister and all these other women, right,
44:15
And he has a point, but I mean, at some point,
44:17
you have to let people make their own choices and live their own life.
44:22
And April really loves this life for herself, and so Billy, you're just
44:25
gonna have to, you know, maybe not support it outright, but just
44:30
be there for her if and when she's going to need you believe, I
44:34
have to lecture her all the time. She's a grown ass woman almost forty
44:37
years old. Yeah, she knows what she's doing and this is the choice
44:39
that she made. But I did respect that he said it on camera and
44:43
that Nick is gonna have to watch that back, and also that everybody else
44:45
is thinking that's the same damn thing. Hello, And even Billy's like,
44:50
you know, everybody's gonna think this, Like he I thank you, Billy,
44:53
Like, yes, he's speaking for all of us. So that was
44:57
kind of interesting, that was it? Like that was basically, God,
45:00
before we get off the Davis's. I did see on ruddit that somebody posted
45:05
April and is her name Jen? Yeah, in April and Jen's most recent
45:09
dating profile. It's just them. Oh yeah, and they are I want
45:15
to say marketing, but they're presenting themselves as like a bisexual couple and or
45:20
they're looking for bisexual slash gay women. Oh yeah, so they're all poly
45:25
then, yeah, that would make sense. That's the big bed. That's
45:30
why we have it. That's why we're all sleeping together in the big bed.
45:34
That would make sense to me, which I just think validates our theories.
45:37
Oh yeah, they have orgies all the time, and then they have
45:40
their individual time in the boom boom roomkes. Gross. Wow, what do
45:45
you mean gross? I mean you would box all the time. Yeah,
45:47
that's your favorite meal. That's delicacy, honey, is the box. But
45:53
I'm just like with these late you know, I'm not gonna say it.
45:57
I'm gonna be nice. I'm gonna be like Jesus love thy neighbor. Oh
46:00
my god, why you just these women, the idea of these women.
46:04
Okay, I'm just gonna leave it right there. But that's Okay, we're
46:07
all thinking your preferences are your prerogative. Honey, I'm thinking I think,
46:12
hey, get it on if that's what you want, totally, but also,
46:15
why can't we talk about it? No? For realm more interesting would
46:19
it be, women of the Davis family if you could just talk about how
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y'all are eating each other's box like semi lisbian relationships and Nick gets to tag
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in every once in a while. I would like to know that. I
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would love to know. I would be in rapture to know that maybe they
46:35
don't want their families to know that they're devians. So let me just go
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up on TLC and also have a public dating profile looking for bisexual en lisbian
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women. That's going to work, Yeah, totally. They don't know the
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nature of a racco or a redditor. That's going to be found out.
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And then that's basically the end of the episode. And then we have the
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previews. We have Natalia's friends coming over to that weird airbnb, and then
47:00
Danielle starts getting emotional again and is like, pipe down, Danielle, why
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don't you open up to me? Why don't you tell me all your deep
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dark secrets, like I'm like, you're so bad because you're a really strange
47:10
woman. I think she's very odd motivation. She wants to book. I
47:16
think she wants to fuck open up to me and I do mean your legs,
47:20
yeah, open up your legs. Yeah. And then we have the
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Davis women April, Jennifer and Danielle meeting with that brunette chick interviewing the new
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hire. Yeah, totally. And they're talking about how Nick stays at home
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and the women work and this is, you know, the opposite of societal
47:39
roles. And this brunette Chick's like, yeah, I love an alpha male.
47:43
I think that's how it should be. Yeah, right, the women
47:45
should work. Give me a break, lady. And Danielle clocks it.
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She's like, I don't know if she's just saying that because she knows it's
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the right thing to be on TV. Yeah. I thought that was kind
47:54
of into the alpha male thing. I wonder if the Davis family actually believes
47:58
that too, because he doesn't actually strike me as an alpha male. No,
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he doesn't really have the spirit of a toxic alpha No, but maybe
48:07
maybe he does in the boom boom room. Ye, no, you.
48:13
And then we have Nyla fighting with Nim's mother, Jamila, over their daughter,
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over over her daughter, because I guess Jamila is calling her out and
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being like, you're doing all this shit in front of your daughter, and
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Nyla's like, don't tag him at my kid, and then they fight.
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I actually talk to my kid, implying that Jamila doesn't talk to her kids
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and or doesn't talk to Naim. And Naim for all of his like anger,
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you know, and like all of his like broody, grumpy nature,
48:43
he's just sitting there letting his mom pop off and his wife go crazy,
48:45
and he's not saying a damn thing. I mean, I'm sure he will
48:49
at some point maybe, but like Jamila's like, let's do it right now,
48:52
then, Nyla, what's you gonna do? And I was like,
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well, what do you think is gonna happen if you try it? Like,
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so are we talking about fighting your mother in law with a I want
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to fight you? Okay, I'm down. I'm gonna take you out side.
49:04
I'm at least twice your body weight. You don't have a damn cheese.
49:15
I did think of you during that scene, though, the daughter Alaw
49:19
and the mother in law fight, and I'm like, dude, we would
49:22
never actually be hilarious though. I feel like your husband and my wife,
49:28
your daughter would be laughing at us. I think. So if we fought,
49:30
yeah, I can't imagine us fighting. We wouldn't be We'd be play
49:34
fighting. We'd be fighting over the bag of Cheetos or something. We are
49:37
so those cheetos are mine, but those cheetos are mine. You can have
49:42
the vape, but give me the cheetos. But like, I just feel
49:45
like we're so alike. Yeah, we're really very on a similar way.
49:47
Y'all don't even know. Yeah, we don't even realize. We don't even
49:51
know very alike. I can't imagine. And plus I'm so super respectful and
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enlightened. I wouldn't fight with you, honey. I would walk away.
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But if you fucking tried it, do not forget. I have ninja stars
50:00
and I've got nunchucks and I don't know how to use them. Catch me
50:02
outside, okay, bitch, all right? Are there any final thoughts about
50:07
this episode. I'm loving this season. I'm loving this show. I think
50:12
it's great. This episode was good. There's a lot of weird dynamics.
50:16
I did not miss the Ryans. Oh my god, I forgot I deny
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them. Is there anybody else that wasn't on? No, they don't need
50:23
the Ryans. We're voting them off the polygamous deviant Island. Yeah, get
50:29
out of here. They bring nothing nugs' skiv vibes and creepy, creepy old
50:34
man vibe. I agree. Yeah, all right, Well, is there
50:37
anything else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons before we bounce?
50:42
Beautris, Well, if you love our podcast, I sure hope you go
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onto your favorite podcast platform and leave us a glowing five star review, please,
50:51
and thank you. It really helps us scroll the pod and become famous.
50:54
That's all you want, Then you're gonna get it. I want them,
50:58
and the spirit of fame is gonna cut inside your body with your ejaculate
51:00
brain and you're gonna see it doesn't it's not good to be famous. It's
51:05
better that it's better that we wear the wigs, honey, and people don't
51:08
know who we Humble raccoon humble, right, please don't forget that. We
51:13
will be back later this week to talk the Valley, which is crazy.
51:15
Yeah, I love the valley. The valley is so good. It's a
51:20
VPR. Like VPR is boring, but if y'all don't listen to that stuff,
51:23
you really should listen to the VP The Valley because that's funny, but
51:28
we should also watch it because it's actually really good, crashy reality television.
51:31
We will be back later this week to recap both of those shows. Until
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then, please do not forget that we have nothing but love for you and
51:42
peace. My bye Gud.