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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: He will show your twenty twenty sixth edition in case
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  Speaker 2: you're missed, In case you're.
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  Speaker 1: Going to be here in le Ohio, I'll be there.
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  Speaker 2: This is today, tonight, tomorrow, and Sunday at that Toledo
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  Speaker 2: funny boss.
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  Speaker 1: Will come check me out if you take.
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  Speaker 2: A notion, Jasmine Sanders, what so, Don Lemon and I
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  Speaker 2: will be it finally starts. It's here now is he
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  Speaker 2: on the third will be in Raleigh, North Carolina?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Yep, on the fourth will be in Cleveland. That is correct,
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  Speaker 2: So come check us.
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  Speaker 1: Out me, Don Lemon and Raleigh in Cleveland. So is
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  Speaker 1: the ticket? That is if he Lligan, don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't go chilly, don't do that. Let me stop man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I don't have a checker pasted.
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  Speaker 1: It's a long time ago. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody went to jail early late like this late. His
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  Speaker 3: past is chess now he's complicated, yeah, checkers. Donald Trump
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  Speaker 3: is the only dude who I know was older than
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  Speaker 3: down them when you got their first felawies that we
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  Speaker 3: know of.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's got more than that we don't know
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  Speaker 1: about for real. Who gets who gets? Who gets?
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  Speaker 2: Thirty four fellawies in there and they're kicking seventy five.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying and still racking them up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, why not, felonies are fun.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give me some more.
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  Speaker 2: He is, Yeah, first they wasn't gonna give him to
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  Speaker 2: him there like like if it ain't Bill mar who
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  Speaker 2: do you give it to? Because no comedian, Like we
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  Speaker 2: don't give it Andrew shows, We're gonna do who you
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  Speaker 2: give it to?
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  Speaker 1: Give it the Greg Gutfield give me Ja might take you.
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  Speaker 1: Who can you give it to? Who can you give
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  Speaker 1: it to? That's gonna take it? Bill? Yeah, I want,
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  Speaker 1: I want wanted who?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I'm sure that you could go on again
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  Speaker 2: a war from a dictator tour.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't want. Next. Kim Jo got Bill. Bill
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  Speaker 1: Maher is the FIFA of comedians. Bill.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes people get really upset with me, so letting them
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  Speaker 2: vent on our segment called all the Fudo Hugely. Once
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  Speaker 2: you please welcome our fudo hugly, corresponded Little Nieze Jane.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, this is nae Cy James, your f dly corresponding
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  Speaker 4: Our first f you t leak comic comes from me
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  Speaker 4: little easy James, mister Eagly, As you know, I got
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  Speaker 4: to work every day and read all the less than
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  Speaker 4: positive messages people said to you. They use words that
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  Speaker 4: if they were in a movie I wouldn't be old
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  Speaker 4: enough to see without parental guidance. And I continue to
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  Speaker 4: work har for you anyway. Now I need to help
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  Speaker 4: from you. I need to donate to my school soccer team. DLLE.
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  Speaker 4: You remind us every day of how rich you walk.
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  Speaker 4: You talk about your mansion in Calabasas, your first class flights,
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  Speaker 4: your five star hotels, your daughter, those worth thousands of dollars, who,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, buy's first class and stays and phisy
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  Speaker 4: hotels too. Let's face it, miss Yeagly, you're so rich
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  Speaker 4: you put your girl children's bills, and now you're even
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  Speaker 4: going back on the comedy circuit making more money. Talk
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  Speaker 4: about the rich getting richer, mister Eagly. With all the
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  Speaker 4: money you have, there's no excuse for me to not
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  Speaker 4: help out a hardbreaking, struggling student athlete soccer team.
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  Speaker 1: I sent you the links.
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  Speaker 3: Donate.
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  Speaker 4: I expect to see a sizeable contribution. Then I can
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  Speaker 4: forget the child exploitation labor laws.
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  Speaker 1: You may may not be hiking.
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  Speaker 4: If I a receiver your donation, hid Lee and Jasmine,
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  Speaker 4: you don't want the money too. If you don't donate,
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  Speaker 4: fuck you too, lads.
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  Speaker 3: It for this week.
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  Speaker 4: This has been easy.
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  Speaker 3: James.
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  Speaker 4: You're at beautily corresponding until next week.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Now the time what you need to know with the
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  Speaker 1: one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 5: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. A
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  Speaker 5: major legal victory for North Carolina's voter ID law. A
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  Speaker 5: federal judge in Raleigh, an Obama appointee, upheld that state's
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  Speaker 5: controversial requirement. While the NAACP argued the law was intended
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  Speaker 5: to discriminate against black and Latino voters, the judge rules
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  Speaker 5: that the record does not establish discriminatory intent. This decision
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  Speaker 5: effectively clears the way for photo ID requirements to remain
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  Speaker 5: in place for upcoming elections. So how Freedom Caucus is
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  Speaker 5: expressing strong opposition to a Senate deal to fund the
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  Speaker 5: bulk of the Department of Homeland Security, complicating the path
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  Speaker 5: for the bill to pass swiftly in the House. Members
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  Speaker 5: of the hardline Conservative Caucus as they want a bill
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  Speaker 5: that includes a voter ID measure and would fund Order Patrol,
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  Speaker 5: and the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement or ICE Division,
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  Speaker 5: that combats child sex trafficking. The lawmakers, however, are not
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  Speaker 5: necessarily demanding full ICE funding. Historic changes on the way.
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  Speaker 5: For those of US that still use cash, President Trump's
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  Speaker 5: signature will soon appear on future US paper currency. Treasury
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  Speaker 5: Secretary Scott Bessett announced that in honor of the country's
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  Speaker 5: two hundred and fiftieth anniversary, both his and the President's
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  Speaker 5: signatures will be featured on the bills. This marks the
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  Speaker 5: first time a sitting president's signature ever appeared on the
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  Speaker 5: nation's currency. And speaking of money, get ready to pay
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  Speaker 5: more for your Netflix time. The streaming giant is raising
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  Speaker 5: prices for the second time in just over a year.
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  Speaker 5: AD supported plan is going up to nine bucks. Well,
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  Speaker 5: the AD free version will now set you back twenty
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  Speaker 5: dollars a month. And if you want that premium four
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  Speaker 5: Be informed, Be empowered.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Sybil. That's going to do it for lating gentlemen,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for tuning in to dal you. We thank
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  Speaker 2: you your twenty twenty six edition. In case you are
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  Speaker 2: going to be in Toledo, Ohio and you want to
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  Speaker 2: come check me out, please do. I'm at the Funnybone
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  Speaker 2: here to to night, to tomorrow and one Sunday, jadd
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  Speaker 2: and SAMs.
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  Speaker 1: Would you learn today? Have you seen the new air Jordans?
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta never own a pair Jordan? You haven't
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  Speaker 1: won you?
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  Speaker 3: I gave it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh oh oh my, they'll maga.
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  Speaker 2: George, yea yeah, never I've never well, okay, I've never
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  Speaker 2: bought a pair of Joe.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird. Check that good? Real bugs. Who's a homeless
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  Speaker 1: dude wearing the Brotherhood? George? You know how hard it
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  Speaker 1: was the final size five? Come on to you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Probably as as hard as it to find a brush
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  Speaker 2: for you, you little roller.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know the top of my head tirely. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, they fight.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Anyway, I just want to say it's very old.
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  Speaker 2: Because never mind, just carry on, give me all right,
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  Speaker 2: skip what you learned today?
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  Speaker 1: Baby figger? All right there everybody to get back up.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you'll find out what we learned later. All right,
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  Speaker 1: this is the deal. You can be said. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: enjoy your Friday. It's the deal show. Will deblely see
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  Speaker 1: another side? Calm my favorite show of bus operate or
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  Speaker 1: pull that straight. We guys to go. It's the Dalle Show.