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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables signs his boyfriend material. So when
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  Speaker 1: he goes to get fuel and you're in the car,
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  Speaker 1: he comes back with a snack without even asking. Fact,
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  Speaker 1: no way, even even if he says, do you want
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  Speaker 1: anything while I'm in there and you say no, and
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  Speaker 1: he has to bring one back, he has to bring
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  Speaker 1: you relatable. You are listening to relatables. You are here
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  Speaker 1: with Jake aka Daddy and joined with me is Oddie
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  Speaker 1: aka Mummy. That's right, Welcome back everybody and everyone listening.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are the baddies.
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  Speaker 2: Yes you are.
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  Speaker 1: You are Mummy and Daddy's baddies. Thanks for tuning in
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  Speaker 1: once again. And if you knew here and you don't
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  Speaker 1: know who we are, there's plenty to listen to. We
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  Speaker 1: go way back. I wonder how many episodes were up too.
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  Speaker 1: We actually are idiots and didn't do it the way
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  Speaker 1: where we can count unless we go back and one, two,
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  Speaker 1: three four.
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  Speaker 2: We like count count too much effort. Yeah, but we
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  Speaker 2: are definitely over one hundred. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The start of this episode this week is signs He's
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend material.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we want. Everyone wants to find that man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we wanted to help you guys out and let
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  Speaker 1: you know, Like, if you're just in chats with a guy,
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  Speaker 1: if you've just been going on a few dates, you're like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, I don't know if he's doing any of
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  Speaker 2: these things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll know that he's a guy that you can
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  Speaker 1: you can rely on, you can man him up. Husband
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  Speaker 1: material couldhubby he's hubby material. Boy material, we got a
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  Speaker 1: hubby material is a different thing. This is just boyfriend material.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'll go first, science's boyfriend material. He came
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  Speaker 1: all the way to your door for the first date. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you forgot about doing that?
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  Speaker 1: Did you do that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah? First Yeah, chivalry isn't dead. Knock knock, knock, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: knock knock, knock, flowers in hand, knock, knock, knock, knock.
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  Speaker 2: And then as soon as your.
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  Speaker 1: Door is like god, yeah, you don't want I reckon
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  Speaker 1: tinety nine percent of the male population rock up in
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  Speaker 1: front of the house. Text message, no I don't beep,
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  Speaker 1: surelyep beep, text message I'm here. Yeah yeah, why yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like why did they do that? Down the track when
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  Speaker 1: you're dating?
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  Speaker 2: That's fine?
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  Speaker 1: But what I mean, yeah, surely you can't.
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  Speaker 2: Get every car every single time?
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  Speaker 4: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Like, what if you're going for a sweet trip?
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  Speaker 1: Run where's your ship?
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  Speaker 2: What if you go? Where's this shipful? Surely, what are
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  Speaker 2: you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I don't tell me. You sit there and say I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: If I say something funny, I was like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You're cherrying.
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  Speaker 1: Awaits show it awaits Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then you let her open her own door.
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  Speaker 1: I said, looking at the pokymobile has arrived. Discusting, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: I make it cute. First time I ever met her?
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  Speaker 1: I went to a front door, right, okay, didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, get a kiss? You you got a kiss? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: first time ever met what? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Went to the front door anyone. I'm listening as he
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  Speaker 1: approaches your door? Did you kiss him a greeting kiss?
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  Speaker 2: She did?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Right, but you guys have been chatting like face because
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  Speaker 2: I went to the front door.
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  Speaker 1: She just was like, I can't just kissable. I saw
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  Speaker 1: I know how she feels. Science his boyfriend material something
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  Speaker 1: with doors in relationships. He opens doors for you. Yeah, facts, yeah, simple, simple, simple.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe your girlfriend said yes, Science his boyfriend material,
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  Speaker 1: his phone is connected to the car while he's driving,
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  Speaker 1: and he asks you to change the song and just
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  Speaker 1: straight away.
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  Speaker 2: Told you the passwords.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is such a green flag. He trusts you.
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  Speaker 1: That's the foundation of where trust comes from. Even that
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  Speaker 1: he trusts you, it's just that he knows there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: on there that he's going to get in trouble for
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  Speaker 1: so or like that's going to like make him look bad,
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  Speaker 1: and so you just know what company. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: even trust too, because if a girl like I gave
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  Speaker 1: my phone and she just went straight to my photos,
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  Speaker 1: a bit off that anyway, even if I didn't have anything.
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  Speaker 2: True, Actually, yeah, let's just see what she's gonna do. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever sometimes in the car, have you? It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty rare that I ever need my girlfriend to go
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  Speaker 1: and look at something on Safari?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, oh yeah yeah yeah, if you like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Barely watch it.
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  Speaker 1: But if you look up pH a couple of times, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then it's just like recently recently visited as the
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  Speaker 1: orange box of pH. You just like, fuck a host
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  Speaker 1: that's not in there when she goes. I barely watch it,
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  Speaker 1: But if it was ever in there, I'm like fuck, I
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  Speaker 1: need a clear it's even all this is really opening
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  Speaker 1: myself up here back when I was single, This is
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  Speaker 1: maybe helld be out twenty three. Maybe I was twenty
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  Speaker 1: out the town and the same thing happened. We had
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  Speaker 1: to go look at Safari and I was really really drunk,
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  Speaker 1: and it was one of those things like I had
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  Speaker 1: to prove one of each other wrong. Oh yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: opened my phone with a girl. Yeah, opened my phone up.
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  Speaker 1: Did I look at it straight? On Safari? And I
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  Speaker 1: was single at times I didn't clean my history straight porn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just went straight to it was the last video
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  Speaker 2: I watched.
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  Speaker 1: Now she knows what you like at she got she
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  Speaker 1: has an in depth she has an in depth knowledge
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  Speaker 1: of yours.
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  Speaker 2: It was funny. I was like, everyone does it. That's
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  Speaker 2: the thing. If you're over there, never you just always
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  Speaker 2: use the girl's phone. Yeah, she's not looking that up.
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  Speaker 2: I learned my lesson. And if she is looking that up,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Signs his boyfriend material. So when he goes to get
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  Speaker 1: fuel and you're in the car, he comes back with
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  Speaker 1: a snack without even asking facts, no way, even even
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  Speaker 1: if he says, do you want anything? While I'm in
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  Speaker 1: there and you say no, and he has to bring
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  Speaker 1: one back. He has to bring you exacting.
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  Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: It's better to just get it without asking, or as
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  Speaker 1: she says no and then he brings it back.
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  Speaker 2: Get it without asking. But it's still good if she
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  Speaker 2: says no, one he brings it even testing. Even if
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't want it now, she'll eat it later exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Even if she leaves it in the current, has it
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  Speaker 1: the next day. Yeah, I know, dude, that's a good wine.
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  Speaker 1: That's his boy friend material, signs his boyfriend material.
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  Speaker 2: He puts the toilet seat down.
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  Speaker 1: Simple and effective. I learned my lesson the hard way.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not boyfriend material. I've got to get in
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  Speaker 1: your head man that when you flush it with it
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  Speaker 1: open two meters in every direction. So I just am
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  Speaker 1: scared of the germs. He really is that way you
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  Speaker 1: do it? Yeah, I don't put the toil stea down
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  Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh, my girlfriend wants to sit on it.
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  Speaker 1: I just put it down because I know that if
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  Speaker 1: I flush it and it's open in two meters every direction,
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  Speaker 1: test that can we I feel like that's such a
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  Speaker 1: false thing.
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  Speaker 2: Why though it's like little water particles.
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  Speaker 1: But why can't we feel them?
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  Speaker 2: Because they're tiny?
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  Speaker 1: Man, they floating like a molecule float.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: What do I don't recoon it's splash a rock and
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  Speaker 1: there's a splash. That's MythBuster, that's we can see the splash.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what you can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can see the splash of the big drops and
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  Speaker 1: then you can see the radius day going, but you
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  Speaker 1: can't see the stuff that goes further. Well, we'll see,
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  Speaker 1: I'll see. But I still don't believe it signs his
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend material he won't be playing games to get Yeah, good,
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  Speaker 1: he gets you of good communication gets you a good communication.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say you won't be playing video.
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  Speaker 2: Games that time. I was like, yeah, yeah too.
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  Speaker 1: No no, like hard to get playing, like I'm not
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  Speaker 1: interested kind of thing. Yeah, No, not that, not that Swens.
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  Speaker 1: Swen's science. His boyfriend Material, he works in finance, has
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  Speaker 1: a trust fund, is six' five and has blue. Eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah did anty want to have a trust? Fund like
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  Speaker 2: is that a?
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  Speaker 1: THING i think trust funds are a thing and you
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  Speaker 1: get access to it at like it's at age or
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  Speaker 1: something that must be, nice must be. Nice imagine you're
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  Speaker 1: like twenty eight and just inherit like twenty and.
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  Speaker 2: FIFTY.
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  Speaker 1: K i wonder what it's like to live in the
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  Speaker 1: world where your parents are like so filthy rich that
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  Speaker 1: you don't actually have to worry at. All What, YEAH
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  Speaker 1: i Feel and but it's to a point where it's
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  Speaker 1: like you you as soon as you TURN x, age
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  Speaker 1: you just get all this money from the trust. FUND
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  Speaker 1: i feel like different problems arise though fact they would
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  Speaker 1: seriously have their own world of, issues of problems OF
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  Speaker 1: i don't, know. Neglect it's a different. World, yeah well
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  Speaker 1: their parents are, hell they owned that. Money they're not
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  Speaker 1: there something something might be happening. THERE i got deep
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  Speaker 1: real quick signs his Boyfriend material is a good listener
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  Speaker 1: even when you're.
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  Speaker 2: Yapping, YEAH i love a good.
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  Speaker 1: Yap, Really i'm not, LIKE i don't like doing the,
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  Speaker 1: yapping BUT i like. LISTEN i like, listening listening something.
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  Speaker 1: Therapeutical we, actually what do you mean you don't like?
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  Speaker 1: Yapping what do you mean what are we?
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  Speaker 2: Doing we. Don't, yeah this is, informative not.
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  Speaker 1: Informative this is fucking where to sit near?
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  Speaker 2: Yapping this is.
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  Speaker 1: Informative this is the escapism for the next half an. Hour,
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  Speaker 1: Mate it doesn't get much. Better, hell living is made off.
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  Speaker 1: Yapping we can do but here this. Is this is, yapping,
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  Speaker 1: right what's the difference between?
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  Speaker 2: Yapping ask? Me ask me how my day? Was? Oh
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  Speaker 2: here was your?
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  Speaker 1: Day? Yeah, yeah that's all. Right SO i got up
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  Speaker 1: this morning it was about seven. Thirty my tootsies are
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, cold and put some socks, on walked
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  Speaker 1: upstairs and made a, crumpet sat there and pondered in my.
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  Speaker 1: Thoughts THEN i thought about having a glass of, water
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  Speaker 1: BUT i didn't end up doing.
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  Speaker 2: It and then what had happened from?
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  Speaker 1: There? Probably and THEN i put my active wear, ON
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  Speaker 1: i went for a. Walk oh, wait NO i. DIDN'T
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  Speaker 1: i brush my teeth WITH i got a new. Toothpaste
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  Speaker 1: it was pretty. Good, actually thanks for. Asking that's fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Yappened that's. Happened girls need to learn how to.
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  Speaker 2: Edit there fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Dialogue that's what they need to learn how to.
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  Speaker 2: Do is they need to learn how to.
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  Speaker 1: Edit that's. Yappen mate signs his boyfriend. Material he has
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  Speaker 1: a baby names. List OH i have one. NAME i
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  Speaker 1: was just gonna, Ask ACTUALLY i have one on the.
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  Speaker 1: List is that is what makes the list? One or
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  Speaker 1: do you need to, Well i'm not changing for. One
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  Speaker 1: one's gonna be. Mine mine's a boy young girl. Name
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  Speaker 1: OH i just have one boy, name not a girl.
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  Speaker 2: Name what is?
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  Speaker 1: It what letters it start? With they'll not be the same.
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  Speaker 1: Pee so is it Like penelope or?
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  Speaker 2: Something it's.
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  Speaker 1: NOT i shouldn't even Bring, yeah is it boot, beavers
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  Speaker 1: beaves and butt hands the? Show i'm calling my kid
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  Speaker 1: Be is It?
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  Speaker 2: Bentley?
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  Speaker 1: No so it's not both calling my dog my dog
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  Speaker 1: my Kid. Bentley It's, ben you Love.
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  Speaker 2: Ben i'm not calling my Kid Ben. Benjamin i'm a unique.
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  Speaker 2: Man i'm having an individual name or he is an individual.
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  Speaker 1: Name but, way, Yes i'm gonna be one of those
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  Speaker 1: people to call my Kids Oway, Junior Billy.
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  Speaker 2: Billy, no he's.
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  Speaker 1: Not seventy Five.
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  Speaker 2: Braxton It's. Braxton it's. Not that sounds like a.
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  Speaker 1: Disease ship it does. Too imagine we're just throwing shade
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  Speaker 1: all these people. Listening, yeah he's Got. Braxton's he's Got braxton's.
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  Speaker 1: Disease it sounds. Bad it's like a thing where you
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  Speaker 1: toast for like.
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  Speaker 2: That oh was it?
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  Speaker 1: Me yeap signs his Boyfriend. Material he's confident but not.
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  Speaker 1: Cocky oh that's actually there's a fine, line isn't. THERE
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  Speaker 1: i kind of get scared of with confidence of as
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  Speaker 1: in LIKE i don't want to look. Cocky, yeah but
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  Speaker 1: there is a fine.
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  Speaker 2: LINE i.
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  Speaker 1: THINK i think it's just like being true to, yourself
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  Speaker 1: not trying to show. OFF i feel like it's not
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  Speaker 1: hard to not be. Cocky, yeah you have to go
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  Speaker 1: out of your way to be. Cocky, yeah signs his Boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Material every dog he sees he has to pat. It
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  Speaker 1: oh that's, good but kind of. Annoying why just do?
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  Speaker 1: It but if you go to the, beach there's that many.
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  Speaker 1: Dogs So i'm Just i'm not talking like one hundred
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  Speaker 1: saying one hundred minutes in the. Distance he fucking runs
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  Speaker 1: off the pad dog every door walking you're walking and
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  Speaker 1: then a dog comes. Fast he's just, like Oh, Google
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  Speaker 1: and he's not like spending twenty. Minutes you just like
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  Speaker 1: give it one little pad like he just loves. Dogs
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  Speaker 1: yeah that's most, people isn't.
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  Speaker 2: IT i don't think.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah WELL i do, That, okay it must be Boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: material signs his Boyfriend. MATERIAL i ask you to meet
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  Speaker 1: his parents and friends on his own. Accord oh, YEAH
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  Speaker 1: i like that. One, yeah it goes out of his.
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  Speaker 1: Ways so they come in with my. Friends you mean a
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  Speaker 1: lot to, Me come do?
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  Speaker 2: It yeah YEAH i like. That.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah last, one this one's. Good one signs his boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Material he's good in. Bed he's got Boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Dick, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's got Boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Dick learn about that. One not too big And i'm too,
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  Speaker 2: Small just the right.
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  Speaker 1: Size because the big ones. Hurt, yes the little ones
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  Speaker 1: don't do. Enough but the, medium average sized one is
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  Speaker 1: a boyfriend and he.
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  Speaker 2: Knows how to use, it so she.
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  Speaker 1: Says so if she says to you, fellas, oh yours is,
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  Speaker 1: perfect the big one's, hurt that's an.
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  Speaker 2: Insult.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah but if she, says, oh, no you have Boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: dick that's when you know she's. Honest like the big
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  Speaker 1: ones do. Hurt little ones aren't, good but yours is.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. Boyfriend, yeah she. Craves, yeah she wants her every
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  Speaker 2: day because it's your.
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  Speaker 1: Boyfriend all, right thanks for tuning, in.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody let's jump in the rest of the.
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  Speaker 1: Eppie, okay every body up. Next we have something very
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  Speaker 1: exciting on her hands, Here.
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  Speaker 2: Jake something we've never.
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  Speaker 1: Done, yeah as you can probably notice if you're on,
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  Speaker 1: Amplify we're At, Amplifier so thank you hosting. That but, Today,
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  Speaker 1: jake we're helping one of our single listeners find, love
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  Speaker 1: one of the, baddies with the help Of Tinder live
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  Speaker 1: ago we put a story out just like asking anyone
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  Speaker 1: to email in with Their tinder profile and Their instagram profile.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff in the.
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  Speaker 1: Studio right, now we've got one of our baddies and
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  Speaker 1: over the next three weeks we're going to help her find,
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  Speaker 1: love which is, very very. Exciting so we want to
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  Speaker 1: welcome our, Baddie. Madison, hello how's it. Going how's it
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  Speaker 1: going go? Good do you go By madison Or?
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  Speaker 5: Maddie call me what you want with? Friends call you
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  Speaker 5: mad Or. Maddie, YEAH i like mad yeahs like formal
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  Speaker 5: like If i'm like business.
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  Speaker 1: Like your mum says that when she's angry or, Something
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  Speaker 1: oh for, Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Madison then you got your.
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  Speaker 5: Name and she's got a really Thick american. Accent she's Like,
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  Speaker 5: madison get over.
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  Speaker 4: Here it's really. Scary, yeah You.
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  Speaker 1: American i'm Half.
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  Speaker 4: American, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Cool, yeah right?
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  Speaker 5: Whereabouts my mum's From california and then my sister is
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  Speaker 5: In boston at the.
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  Speaker 2: Moment oh, wow live?
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  Speaker 1: There, no, God, no live In?
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  Speaker 2: Newcastle born and raised In. Newcastle, no we.
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  Speaker 4: Grew up In sydney and THEN i moved to New
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  Speaker 4: castle like five years.
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  Speaker 2: Ago so what brought you here? Today?
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  Speaker 1: Mads love, love, desperation, desperation don't say that desperation.
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  Speaker 4: Like i've been single probably like a year and a
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  Speaker 4: half now and a.
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  Speaker 2: Half, yeah how long was your last? Relationship for?
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  Speaker 4: Years?
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah pretty. Good i've never come on that. Long
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: it's over, now, Man so it's not that. Good but
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: it did it end? Badly?
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: No actually really, well it was very Mut. No so
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: we were living.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: Together obviously we.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Had like the dog who got the dog obviously talk about.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: That we're, like don't ever get a dog, together don't
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: ever get a dog to. You of course they kept the.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: Dog when we sloop, UP i, said oh we're breaking,
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: up by the, Way i'm keeping the, dog.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: The. Labrador oh, yeah, fair that's a great flag straight
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: off the. Bat how bad he's only give?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Off that's it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Easily so, yeah so, NO i kept the, dog but
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: we're still really good. Friends it was a very mutual.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Question how does that? Work?
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Friends you don't do custody with the? Dog do you
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: like no share?
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Cuming well kind of it's like IF i, need like
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: If i'm going, somewhere like IF i want to go
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: on a, holiday he looks after the dog for.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Me, OKAY i just.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Party on the way. Here and it was, like you
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: can't be friends with like you my best. Friends AND
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: i was, like we're going into.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: It if you were to find love On tinder and
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: you went to go see YOUR x and give him your,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: dog that would be a little bit deterring on our. Part,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: yeah JUST i Mean audie AND i personally would be,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: LIKE i don't know if it's like even LIKE i
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: guess a little toxic or bad on our.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: End but just.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: THINKING i just think if my girlfriend now had a
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: dog with her ex but she got, it, yeah and
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: like she never while while she's not on a, holiday
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: he never sees the. Dog but when we go on,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: holiday she has to message him in contact him to
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: look after the. DOG i kind of be, like like
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: in all, Fantas i'd probably be, like look it's, fine
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: but that's.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Weird that's. It that's just for.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Us that's a red.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Flag so that's Like i'm but like used.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: To say that you can definitely make it. Work but
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: that's just how we say that a lot on the,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: pod and we talk about how like you.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Know the best friend thinking all, that but that's just, WELL.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: I guess if he's, listening you're cut.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: OFF i can't Say bentley.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Anymore all, right we're going to do up. Next we've
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: got like a classic relatables segment that we.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Do red, flag green. Flag, yes but we're doing it with, You.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Madison Mad so we're gonna we're just gonna ask you
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: some questions of what you. Think is gonna get your
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: opinion on whether or not you think it's a red,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: flag green? Flag all, right red, flag green. Flag he
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: has a, girl best, friend red. Flag it's gonna be
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: your from what we heard.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Before don't let us skew your. Eggs here's the.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: THING i do think it's a red, flag that's, Right
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: But i'm selfishous THAT i will use him for the dog.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Babysitting fair enough to be fair if you explained it,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Like i'm just using him for the dog baby sitting like.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: He just looks after his.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Son and, also you could guilt me easily by being.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Like, well that's Why i'm gonna dog pay.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Someone the dog's really comfortable with. HIM i don't want
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: the dog to be uncomfortable in a. Kennel i'd be, like,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: okay look, fine. Exactly, yeah and he does it for
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: freet would you rather me?
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Pay?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Honestly, yeah the girl mouth is.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Mathing actually.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Talking to my ex might make you feel, insecure but
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: the girl math in that is like we're actually saving
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: money for the.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Holiday, true, okay fair. Enough, honestly.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Girls are ways AND i hate. It, Okay red, flag green,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: flag he's a Trady, oh green flag. Green it's very
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: ausy of, you is?
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: It?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: THERE i work in.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Construction what do you.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Do i'm a project, coordinator SO i work for a
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: large loss in complex claims.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Team you, said, yeah it sounds really cool Because i'm, like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Oh i'm a girl in.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Construction actually does sound pretty?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Cool it does sound. Cool.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah next one red flag green? Flag he started and
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: runs a run.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Club CAN i say like a beige? Flag like it's
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: like if you go to a run, club because, LIKE
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: i am a part of the run club little thing
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: at the. Moment, yeah but it's an e if you start,
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: one that's embarrassing because can you imagine starting.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: A run club and then no one's showing up.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: To start from somewhere we started a podcast and no one.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Listens but that's an.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: It can you imagine them standing there like waiting for.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Like all these people to come, say like the confidence
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: that's in that, Though but the way that you do
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: it to make it not embarrassing is like you just
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: bring one friends, in Like i'm starting this. THING i
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: just need you to come and if no one shows,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: up you AND i go for a.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Run, okay that's, fair But i'm more thinking you didn't
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: say that in the.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Question, okay so you go on beig flag for starting
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: a run class no, so.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Red flag for, starting green flag for attending.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Attending i've Never i've never been on we should do?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: It what is it? Like which do you just got
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: to want A? Newcastle?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's good.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Vibes there's some that it's like you have to run this,
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Far but there's ONE i go to where it's just
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: thirty minutes like there or like fifteen minutes out fifteen
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: bad so you all end at the same.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Time it's like just like a k or a four
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: k or.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Something if you can run that. Fast i'm really.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Slow red, flag green. Flag his Perfect sunday morning is
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: a coffee date and a walk through the.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: MARKETS i love that green.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Flag then green, flag green, flags.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: As long AS i can bring my.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Dog, yeah you're gonna bring your red flag. Package red,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: flag green. Flag he doesn't like, dogs red. Flag we
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: need someone that likes. Dogs you've got another.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: One, no that's.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: It, Okay, well we know a little bit about, you at.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: LEAST i wouldn't say the ins and, outs but that'd be.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Enough we're gonna have a look At madison's, profile but
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: first we want to ask mads what do you rate
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: your profile out of?
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Ten i'm gonna be, humble.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Humble why are you surprised that we're looking at it right?
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: NOW i would say like a?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Six, okay, okay so you've reckoned this room for improvement for?
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Sure well, obviously, always all.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Right let's see.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: It always we can help you.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Out, Okay, okay first picture looks, Good, jim there you. Go,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: yeah we know she's. Healthy that's a good. Start close
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: up on the FACE i.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: LIKE i love.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: HER i like it when there is a close up
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: on the face so you know what they actually look. Like,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: yeah see this is honesty looking. Good where are you?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Going, YEAH.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I woke up like. THIS i didn't a cute little
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: like all the. Pose one day, up one one's one day.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Up that was In, Melbs, Melbs. Melbs Think, kilda Think
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: kilda got An it was just a night. Out, yeah,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: no how was?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: It it was actually really, bad really.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: HORRIBLE nye slick, Back, okay we'll go next, one Slick,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: oh this one's a good. One this is a this
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: is a sucker for all the people that love a.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Dog we're gonna got your, lab and your lab's name Is, bentley,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: right Yeah. Bentley anyone ever start off a message with
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: something about the.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Dog that's such a.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah well if you see my, bio yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You'll, yeah we'll go last, photo then we'll look at. Bio,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: yeah or you're and a. Friend, See i'm like the.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: PHOTOS i do. Too it's good because like you know
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: which one the photos are? Good, YEAH i think the
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: photos are. Good first IMPROVEMENT i would say is first
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: picture should have your face AND i.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Reckon second photo.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Should go first that was what it, was but THEN
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: i tried it the other, way but, No i'll swap that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Back, yeah you want to see your, face that's all.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Right okay about me need a father for my. Labrador that's.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Funny it is funny.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: To be, fair good.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Opener first THING i can see that she can utilize
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: is she's not.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Verified, yeah let's get you verified for.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Sure make sure and people know that you're real essentials
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: less than a kilometer.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Away you've got the coordinator of. Construction that's.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Good, oh you need him to be one sixty five. Centimeters,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: no that's my, height.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Doll you're one hundred and sixty. Five, yeah that's by. Five,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: sorry that's My.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Jake's under six, foot so you, are you're actually under
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: six five eleven red.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Flag i'm one hundred And i'm one hundred.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: And eighty three. Centimeters what's that five? Eleven everybody can
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: do their. Research i'm confident lives In. Newcastle coordinator at.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Construction so you've got some good inessentials in or you've
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: connected Your. Instagram that's. Good that's. Good, yeah we like. That,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: interests walking, tattoos running coffee.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Gym, okay that's.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: It very we can put some more personality in, there
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: some more spark about.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: You so we only get five.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Options everyone loves, coffee everyone loves, tattoos looking and running,
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Similar we'll choose a different one.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: There tattoos is good because you have a lot of.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Tattoos it's very cool and in the. Photos that's the.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Thing none of my photos showed my.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: TATTOOS i think you, sure, yeah BUT i don't have
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: any photos with.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Them we'll take one after. This we'll definitely try and
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: get one with the tattoos BECAUSE i like. YOU i
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: like your. Tattoos they are Also i've a few of.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Them securing And, aquarius same, twins, education high, school.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Lifestyle, pets, dog workout every. Day what's the?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Anthem this says a Lot cowgirls by H morgan Featuring
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: ERNEST i actually like.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: That that's a good, song be like. Country absolutely there you.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Go, Okay i'm going to say it's not that's not
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: bad at. All i'm Going i'm going to give you a,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: seven and then we just want to.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Change we'll go first photo the.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: ONE i think second photo should be the first, one,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: okay and then we let's.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Definitely get one in there with the. Tats, YEAH i
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: think so we're going to find you a. Man oh my.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: God, yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: All, right that looks pretty. Good the profile of a
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: couple of tweaks here and.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: There, yeah we want you to go and change those.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: UP i don't think you're going to have any trouble
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: finding a, man but we. Haven't we have a bit
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: of a challenge for. You, actually we want you to
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: go out On, tinder start looking for a man and
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: bring one in for a. Date and me And jake
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: are going to help you throughout.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: It we're going to wing.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Man, yeah, Essentially, yeah we've got you, know we know
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: what's going on inside of his.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Head, yeah, yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah and you know my green, flags so this is.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah and so, yeah, no we'll put him through
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: the test and we'll, see, well he's got to be up.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: To your he's got to meet moummy and daddy.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Exactly we're like the big brothers in this. Day, true
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: we're mommy. Daddy we're even more protecting he's.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Hands maybe don't.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Say, That, hey do you want to come to podcast
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: to meet my mommy and.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Daddy that'd be pretty funny.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Actually the opening, line.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: But with the help Of, TINDER i, reckon we can
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: find you some. Love, yes, Please i'm back next. Week
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: up next is coming back to the second. Time what
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: have they done? Now and we've got to put some
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: emphasis on people start, sendings sending us some voice messages
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: if you want to send them in go to Our
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: instagram send us a voice message of what have they done?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Now can be a partner and ax your, parents your,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: grandparents your, cousin a. Friend what have they done? Now
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: some Petty we don't want like he cheated on? Me
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: we want we just, Want, yeah we want. To we
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: want to validate your feelings yeah or not valid or?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Not you know if you're not? Valid so first, one
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: what have they done?
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Now WHENEVER i go out with my friends and he
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Knows i'm out with my friends because USUALLY i go
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: out on A friday night with, them he'll send me
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: a message if he sees them at a bar with
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: like a bunch of, men so specifically. Marines So i'll go.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: There i'll post like a picture at the bar and
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: it won't have any girls in, it and he'll starts.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Spamming me with.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: MESSAGES i don't respond fast, enough will unsend them all
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Because i'm not looking at it and he KNOWS i
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: want my.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Phone what.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: He sounds so insecure.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Himself that guy is so. Insecure what the fuck that?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Is she is completely in the right.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: There that's. Bad that is. Bad that's really.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Bad, okay next, one this might have been two and
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: one's name the. Names the last one Was. Angelica this One's, danny.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: So my ex he would open like his drawers and
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: he'd always leave them. Open it did my head. In
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: and another thing he wouldn't like wash his hands after
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: he would go to the bathroom and it would scrap.
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: Me, okay first things, first, wait valid about the drawer,
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: thing because WHEN i lived With, ADDIE i don't know,
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: how but he'd come in and he'd get a cup
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: for some, water a bowl for some fucking, cereal and
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: then a spoon for his, cereal and then.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: He would leave all the draws over to the kitchen
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: over like what the fuck in to? Justin i'm trying
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: to make myself sound better. HERE i think in the
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: family HOUSE i grew up, here wear those push draws
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: that close by. Themself it must be. Nice, nice trying
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: to fly must be. Nice so WHEN i move out
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: In Popo house With, jake we trying to push the
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: draws and then him. Move it was muscle memory heavy. Drawers,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: yeah there was muscle. Memory so WHEN i wasn't thinking about,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: it Like i'll just push it in a little bit
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: and it wouldn't fucking. Move but second, ONE i can
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: see how its. Annoying second, one, wait, Okay i'm gonna.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Go if you're doing a number, two, yes definitely. Washed
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: let me, talk all, right y? Happened all? Right public
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: service announcement maybe an un popular.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: OPINION i don't.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Know but if you're a guy and you're going to
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: do A wii in the public, toilet and you walk
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: in without having touched anything in the public, toilet all
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: you do is under your, pants get your thing, out
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: your clean, THING i would hope and do a WE i,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: say put it. Back you don't need to wash your
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: hands Because i'm touching stuff that's dirtier than.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Me, YEAH i, agree you know WHAT i.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: MEAN i thought we were going to say in the,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: house in the, HOUSE i washed them. ASTER i do
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: a Wi, NAH i don't. REALLY i do a we
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: mate still AFTER i do a.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Pooh, YEAH i do both just because why?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Not?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Nah never?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Dirty, Yeah so but that first one, valid second one valid,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: valid most.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Valid next, one this is your, One. Kenzie if we.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: Were driving somewhere close to WHERE i used to talk,
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: to she'd always, go, oh we're going to see your buddy.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Blank oh, oh this is why you don't, say first,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: off your body count and you never talk about x'es.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: So where he. Lived and then she'd be, like, oh
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: we're got to SO i like that. One that's good
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: on his, part not, Valid, honestly it's kind of. Funny
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: that's funny if, You, yeah if you're driving past somewhere
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: where you, know like she has AN, x you're just, like.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Oh we're gonna go see. It that's.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Valid next, one her name is pro whip. Wheelder what are?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: They what have they? Done?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Now, okay so immediately something comes to mind for petty
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: or silly.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Things my husband will leave.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Tissues on his plate as well as some food and just.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Pop it on the.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Bench. TISSUES i, CAN'T i just. Cannot. No you mean
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: when you're done, dinner he doesn't scrape like leftovers or
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: whatever's on it into the, bit put it in the.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Dishwasher he just leaves it there with food and his.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Tissues us umial napkins or.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Whatever you know what that is.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Is that's he's grown up with his parents having never
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: said anything about, it so he just thinks that that's.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Normal, yeah he he wasn't.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Trained, well that's so valid from her THAT i would hate. That,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: YEAH i would hate that as. Well not even stacking
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the dishor she would piss me off just putting it
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: in the. Sink that'd be so. Annoying Oh, God, okay
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: we a couple, More.
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: Eliza it does frustrates the heck out of. Me so
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: he'll go have a. Shower we'll have a, Shower he'll
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: come back into my, room dry himself, off get, dressed
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: and he'll just leave the wet towel on the. Floor
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: he won't hang it, up SO i have to hang it.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Up oh. FRUSTRATES i just child that's so valid from.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: That that's fucking, childish. BRO i get a note of.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Myself IF i accidentally leave it on my, bed, YEAH
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: i would prefer to put on the floor in my. Bed,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: YES i am not a fan of a wet towel
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: on my Bad and IF i left it on the,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: FLOOR i think it'd be so dirty, after like it's
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: just soaking its. Wetness, yeah AND i always want TO
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: i know for a fact that he reuses the same.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Towel oh, yeah so imagine like if he at his own,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: house he just leaves it on there this the whole
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: night and then goes picks it. Up it's not going
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: to be that's like wet and they get.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Moldy. Man, YEAH i, know what the fuck?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: DUDES i wish we had some guy listeners so we
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: could clap back. Something it's not easy to clap. Back
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: i'm trying to, think what have they?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Done?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Now for some, reason my girlfriend has just stuff everywhere
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: in the. Bathroom but it's like she doesn't do it
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: at my, house SO i can't really.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Complain at her. House And i'm, Like i'm just. Here
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: so what you?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Want just like? Products like products? Everywhere and how many
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: do you? Need how many products the girls?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Need?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: BRO i don't understand.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: All that was the last one for what have they've? Done?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Now gonna say it? Again send something. In these are,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: good they're fun to, see an insight into other people's. Relationships,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: yeah send them. In we'll let it to.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Do anything we.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Do, definitely girlfriends might start sending them. In we should
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: want me to ask we should ask them for the next.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: One what about what do we? Do we're going to
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: send one in Each what's Something jake doesn't? Want something like.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That i'm trying to think of stuff THAT i do
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: that annoy, her but she doesn't really like mention anything
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: straight off the. Bat if you asked, that she'd be,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: like bom, bom, bom boom.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Boom probably.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: True one thing we can get jo wanna to send
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: some stuff and she'll send in so. Many but one
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: THING i know that was funny that my girlfriend said
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: to me a couple of weeks, ago was when we
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: first started hanging out AND i go stay at her,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: HOUSE i would like have a, shower put my pajamas,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: on just like it was summer.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Too it was like.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Midsummer SO i just wear like my boxes and they're
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: like pajama, boxes so they're, loose And i'd lay down
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: on her bed And i'd be on my, phone BUT
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: i wouldn't be.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Out of the.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Blanket and she said that for like a couple of
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: weeks she could just like she never wanted to say.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Anything she could just see my.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Junk how, Early oh, no we were just like it
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: was like we were like we were obviously like seeing
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: each other and like not seeing anyone else, Obviously but
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: it was only like a couple of, weeks AND i
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: had no, idea and she just didn't say anything because
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: she was too. SCARED i would want to, know because
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: she probably got this guy's so. Comfortable oh, God AND
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: i tell you, what LIKE i have no right.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: To be that confident that what have they?
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