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OUTRO: Cyclone NotThatBad · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Can we just fuck again for Astards Loving
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  Speaker 1: the Big Shape podcast, Get Up Even Closer, Instagram YouTube
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  Speaker 1: and picture.
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  Speaker 2: For dogging for Weekday on Radio.
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  Speaker 1: Good a Fairer. Hello, then I didn't actually watch it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all I can say is Melbourne must be shit at
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  Speaker 1: the moment they are. They are definitely not in form
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  Speaker 1: is that they're like third or fourth loss in a row?
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  Speaker 2: Third? Fourth? Fucking hell? How good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Man, um, but they'll be back. There's still a team
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  Speaker 3: that if you told me that at the end of
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  Speaker 3: the season in the top four, I would be like,
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  Speaker 3: not surprised.
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  Speaker 1: I only watched two sporting events over the weekend. A
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  Speaker 1: bit of the Masters golf to school.
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  Speaker 2: Swing that nil this morning gather in Law was staying
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  Speaker 2: so we're watching a lot of that.
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  Speaker 1: That was good and old Rory taking that out, good
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  Speaker 1: on him. Feel sorry for Justin Rose, No, dn't. He's
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a pillock, is he? He's a bit
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  Speaker 1: anal But you love that so well. He's just one
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  Speaker 1: of those guys that takes forever to play a shot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what a fucking asshole. You fuck that guy?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck that guy, man, I can't are keysy bleep that
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  Speaker 1: pleae pugs can bleep it. I'll tell you a spawning
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  Speaker 1: team at the moment that you guys you know won't
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  Speaker 1: be watching that is on fire. The Hurricanes, they are
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  Speaker 1: on another planet at the moment. Every team they play
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  Speaker 1: by fifty. It's they are.
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  Speaker 2: In the game on the weekend fort that's twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But like the Blues are right up at the
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  Speaker 1: top as well, and they did douge them.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to do what You're amazing what's happening
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  Speaker 2: in rugby union with me? That's good, good idea. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, but you're like you're on the I just talked
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  Speaker 4: about fucking love it. I don't peat myself, man, don't
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  Speaker 4: you don't you It was going circles once a year
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  Speaker 4: we reset.
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  Speaker 1: Now I've come to a medical conclusion.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, Oh yeah, you meant to be dead.
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  Speaker 2: Can you say that I have to give up the vape.
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  Speaker 2: It's really hurting me. Yeah, I know, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm not gonna hurt again.
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  Speaker 1: I've got like a constant headache and I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: it's the vape.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: One thing I will say about you and your vape
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  Speaker 2: you're doing it more.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've actually been doing it least.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because you didn't used to leave the studio. Now
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  Speaker 2: you leave the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, in that sense, but actually I'm actually.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Why all of a sudden do you care about
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  Speaker 2: two twenty because I was following this a little bit before.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, so because it's just and my lungs feel sore,
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  Speaker 1: my head feels sore. It's got to go.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you don't quit.
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  Speaker 4: It.
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  Speaker 2: Make it realistic fift more than that, because I was
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  Speaker 2: going to counter a bit. Oh well I hadn't. Well
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  Speaker 2: are you doing it yet? Yep? Oh you? Well, well
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  Speaker 2: what are you talking about there? Let's do this.
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  Speaker 3: You've been a hundred bucks you won't quit. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: you've been one hundred bucks you will be. But when
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  Speaker 3: you see parameters okay, okay, So by the so, like
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  Speaker 3: you stop by the end of this month. We're halfway
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  Speaker 3: through the month.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Sure, you've got two weeks to stop, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and then no more vapor. No, no, you don't get
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  Speaker 2: two weeks to stop. So from now yeah, yeah, you're
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  Speaker 2: two weeks from now.
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  Speaker 3: So the start the first of May, you're off the
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  Speaker 3: vape yep, and not allowed to vape or have a cigarette.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, make it. I'll make it for the month of May.
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  Speaker 2: He won't give up for the month of May.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, great, Okay, it's the way. Wait, we're on. What
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  Speaker 2: are we giving up? That's a hundred backs? What is it?
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  Speaker 2: He's giving up for the month of May. Okay, and
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  Speaker 2: you both have to pay me one hundred dollars. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and I have to pay both of you one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Okay we all agreed on that. Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's recorded. We're happy with that, Jase. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: magic around in Brisbane.
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  Speaker 1: Yes we are.
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  Speaker 2: There's no chance now. Also, I want it to be
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  Speaker 2: clear that you can't replace it with cigarettes. Yes, okay, good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a fall back is mith?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you've got a fallback?
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  Speaker 1: Wow. No, I've got my nicotine down.
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  Speaker 2: Your gum and your patches. That's all good because that
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  Speaker 2: is actual given up. Yes, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: So Jace, come on, this is like you're taking money
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  Speaker 3: out of my wallet here man, fair, fair, it's almost
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  Speaker 3: worth it, Jace for you to throw it to lose
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  Speaker 3: just because it costs key one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: But imagine Jase comes in on the final day of
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  Speaker 2: May the Whole Arky Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I'll go myself a twenty percent chance there,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll I'll back myself.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's zero just based on I do, based
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  Speaker 2: on previous experience, but also previous experience. I would beg
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  Speaker 2: you to have given up the dart, but you're far
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  Speaker 2: deeper into this addiction with the vape than you ever
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  Speaker 2: were with the cigarette because you're doing it day and night.
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  Speaker 1: So that'll see, we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: I'm explained to Lucy. With that one hundred bucks is gone,
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  Speaker 2: it'll be like, you better set up your hoidi ja
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  Speaker 2: giving up you should?
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  Speaker 1: You should?
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  Speaker 2: At one of those going there will be the eighth one.
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  Speaker 3: My wife I bet one hundred dollars as giving up
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  Speaker 3: the vape for the entire month of May. And then
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  Speaker 3: she'll say, oh, the same hoidy j who when we
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  Speaker 3: were at his house we found out.
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  Speaker 2: He was lying about giving up the vape. Yes, She'll
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  Speaker 2: say that, and then I'll say yes, and she'll say,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, Okay, You're.
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  Speaker 1: Proud of you for supporting your buddy one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: Jason, and I will make this bit again every month
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  Speaker 2: of the year. For me. You went on the vape mate,
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  Speaker 2: it's not going to help. I also say I would
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  Speaker 2: love for you to be offered as well. Ja. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well it's just like I've just had this and
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  Speaker 1: it's hurting my head a lot.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Good weekend, fellows.
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  Speaker 2: I was just sitting around mostly thinking about you and
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  Speaker 2: your vaping.
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  Speaker 3: I was actually at home talking to my wife like
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  Speaker 3: should we get into it vapor so that we can
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  Speaker 3: be connicked to Jason on the same level and be like,
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  Speaker 3: oh man, I'm pretty deemed to this vaping as well.
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  Speaker 2: Man, sure we kick it together.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so I had a couple of darts on the weeknd,
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  Speaker 2: Oh did you? Yeah? I was very very close to drinking.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, oh, I had a mate come over that
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  Speaker 2: I hadn't seen for ages and he was peer pressuring me.
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  Speaker 2: What was he saying? Was he drink? So he was like,
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  Speaker 2: come on, like you've done a hundred days, then just drink.
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  Speaker 2: And he's just like, I'm just going to chip away
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  Speaker 2: you all night. But he's somebody that I always drink with, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and so it was odd to not be drinking while
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  Speaker 2: he sat there drinking a bottle of gin and we
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  Speaker 2: watched the wires. Ah, that sounds great. Yeah, it would
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  Speaker 2: have been great that he is drinking. We had a
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  Speaker 2: great time regardless. But it was good because I'd had
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  Speaker 2: a horrendous seep the night before. I was I'm tired,
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  Speaker 2: is now I just won't do it? And then I
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  Speaker 2: wake up the next saying I was thrilled to the warriors,
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  Speaker 2: which is what at nine thirty, I was over the
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  Speaker 2: idea of it. Drinking. Yeah, semptation had gone by that point.
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  Speaker 1: You've just reminded me. I'm meeting some mates this week
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  Speaker 1: who I used to get on the pest Worth big time.
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  Speaker 2: Nice at a bar. Nice, But yeah, you're not gonna
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  Speaker 2: have a vape. I know it's April.
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  Speaker 1: Still, yeah it's still April. You're you're all good, cheezy.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's hard. It's hard when your mate.
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  Speaker 2: To like find it easy generally, like when I gave
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  Speaker 2: up in my twenties, which should have been the hardest one.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever I'd be I might be standing there thing and
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  Speaker 2: this is when I was an Aussie. So you're drinking,
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  Speaker 2: You're down the pub four or five nights a week,
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  Speaker 2: and I might be standing there thinking, oh, fuck I
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  Speaker 2: what beer? Maybe I have a beer like six because
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  Speaker 2: I gave that for three and a half years. So
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  Speaker 2: I might be staying anything, and I might ever be
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  Speaker 2: about somebody go come man, never be heret of it?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, And.
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  Speaker 2: I think given the fact that I am going to
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  Speaker 2: be on it at Magic Round, yeah, that's a foregone clue.
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  Speaker 2: So that makes me go, well, you're going to be
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  Speaker 2: on a magic ground, why don't you just get you
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  Speaker 2: better do And that's what he was saying, You better
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  Speaker 2: get some training there. You don't want to be over
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  Speaker 2: at magic ground with no training under your belt where
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be. Of course I will, it's amazing,
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  Speaker 2: but you want to get a bit of a bit
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  Speaker 2: under your belt.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing how clever your mind is and it knows
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  Speaker 1: your loophole.
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  Speaker 2: No one knows me like my own mind.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and it's like, come on, buddy, go on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you might as well.
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  Speaker 2: Just have a complete But I wouldn't be teamed at
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  Speaker 2: all if I was. If there was no magic ground.
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  Speaker 2: I was going, I'm not drinking all year. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have cared about him the other night. But because there's
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  Speaker 2: this window. Yeah, the window. Then it seeps out into
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  Speaker 2: through that crack. Yeah, you get on it now. But
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  Speaker 2: we're not long there, fellows. Four weeks funk, that's come quick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a it has come quick.
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  Speaker 2: Good weekend, keezy really go weekend? In laws are in town.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, So I watched a lot of the masters
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  Speaker 3: there and it was really nice, nice, really nice. Actually
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  Speaker 3: cyclone not too bad at my joint.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was what it was called. We renamed it really.
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  Speaker 3: From Auckland by all pivoted and went straight across the
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  Speaker 3: bay and down to the Hawk's Bay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was speaking to my brain. My bro
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  Speaker 1: lives in toadong On. He said it was pretty fucking
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  Speaker 1: grim down there.
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  Speaker 2: Mom and dad said the same, but we were lucky.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, it was good pissing down, you said they
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  Speaker 1: but still got the walks and nice.
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  Speaker 2: So wasn't it. It's just raining, yeah, and you have
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  Speaker 2: to be inside.
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  Speaker 1: I was worried about I didn't care about the cyclone coming.
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  Speaker 1: I was worried about my West Auckland property. Just blowing away,
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  Speaker 1: just blowing away, and getting a frantic call from my
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  Speaker 1: tenants saying, our roof's blown off.
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  Speaker 2: I'm picturing the first house in the Three Little Pigs
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  Speaker 2: Nursery rhyme that they built. It's just a shuddering pagan,
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  Speaker 2: a pagan, the revealed, naked and shaky. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm uring of your old house. But hey,
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  Speaker 3: if you're listening to this, this will actually be on YouTube.
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  Speaker 3: I think tomorrow maybe, right is, Pugs is back and
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  Speaker 3: we're back on YouTube now and then so we go
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  Speaker 3: off on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: We do man, We had like three hundred views the
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  Speaker 2: other day.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hell goodness, why we do it? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Totally so, Jace, you're gonna lock that bit of me.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna do it, yes, lock it in, Lock it in,
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  Speaker 2: all right. I'm gonna tell Cash to keep an eye
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  Speaker 2: on you. Okay, We're going to do a whole big promo. Yeah,
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: a big promo, big promo through the the old Hodeki
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  Speaker 2: channels there, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Age to listen to the Big Show four to seven
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  Speaker 3: weekdays radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hurduk you