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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: Can show your twenty twenty six editions. So, Carolyn Levit,
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  Speaker 2: she is the spokesperson for the White House.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yes? And she is pregnant, right? So is she
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  Speaker 1: lying for two to two.
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  Speaker 3: Kids?
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  Speaker 1: Lost? Did she have to.
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  Speaker 2: Lie twice as much because she's covering two lives? Yes, indeed,
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  Speaker 2: she's not lying for one, she lying for two. And
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  Speaker 2: how did we go for still striking? And remember a
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  Speaker 2: year ago we blew up their nuclear capacity?
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  Speaker 1: Right then?
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  Speaker 2: At the beginning, we showed the army and navy everything, right,
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  Speaker 2: what are we blowing up still?
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  Speaker 1: That's a good What are we blowing up still?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't we didn't we We're gonna blow them into We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna it's the greatest, none of that.
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  Speaker 1: What are we still blowing up?
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  Speaker 2: How are we exchanging weapons when all of their weapons
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  Speaker 2: are gone?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know at this point.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think they know.
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  Speaker 1: They just like another one, another one.
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  Speaker 2: Worry about that's what you need to be worried about.
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  Speaker 2: Mental capacity, that part.
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  Speaker 4: That's still so crazy. You're so concerned about their testosterone level.
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  Speaker 4: And I guess if you're if you're not over thirty
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  Speaker 4: is what they say, you're a testosterone level. Then you
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  Speaker 4: I guess you can't.
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  Speaker 2: So it's only going to be what are you what
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  Speaker 2: are you creating a super army?
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  Speaker 1: You know what else? Try to do that too, right,
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  Speaker 1: a white super army. Exact what you're trying to do.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you remember when he sat in front of all
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  Speaker 4: of them and said, if you're fat, you can't be
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  Speaker 4: in here.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be underweight and all these things, and he
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  Speaker 1: got shaved. Whether you have you know, yep.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then then it's do We ain't gonna make people.
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  Speaker 2: We're not gonna make people take the flu shot and
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  Speaker 2: the whole.
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  Speaker 1: Base got the flu. Dumb man, some die.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, he's stupid. America deserves every ounce of this. Every
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  Speaker 2: ouncer you thought white was enough and an I gotta
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  Speaker 2: do see, just put white people in all these positions
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  Speaker 2: and then presto change. So everything is gonna be great.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's gonna be great. And then we have the Supreme
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  Speaker 2: Court there lots do whatever we want. I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 2: it's just it's it's if it wasn't so sad, it
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  Speaker 2: would be hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: He said that they strutched down the streets and no,
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  Speaker 1: straight's open. It's open for water, but not for sure.
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  Speaker 2: That straight closes more down. The legs on the closes
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  Speaker 2: more than legs on the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: That's where the guy that's crazy. Oh boy, my wife father,
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  Speaker 1: def that was just showing old videos and stuff where
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  Speaker 1: he blew up. Look at it. We're blowing stuff up.
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  Speaker 2: We're blowing trucks up now, Venezuela and I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: You'll never use this line more again, as we mean
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  Speaker 2: that Carroll the Mightys military trying to get their bike
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  Speaker 2: over there. Now it's time to listen to Albo the
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  Speaker 2: dreaming hat Woe.
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  Speaker 5: I'm there selling Amy and honey Old I'm they say,
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  Speaker 5: Haney Hamney, Oh del bho, brother, what's that Albo? The
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  Speaker 5: summertime is here in the end. It is hot. It
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  Speaker 5: is so hot outside. The corner boys are not hustling
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  Speaker 5: drugs anymore. They are selling shade. I'm serious. You know
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  Speaker 5: this summer is great if you live in the suburbs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh by the beach, that way is to cool off.
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  Speaker 5: But if you live in the hood, it's like a
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  Speaker 5: survival reality show sponsored by Gatorade and corner store fans.
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  Speaker 5: It is one open fire hydrant party away from a
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  Speaker 5: swatter response and if our video on one star. It's
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  Speaker 5: a black party by day, black beef by night, and
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  Speaker 5: who shut up the cookout by ten pm? Oh, people
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  Speaker 5: are sweating like a teenage girl on Epstein Island. You know,
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  Speaker 5: in my home, I am memorial. I very seldom sweat.
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  Speaker 5: When I sweat, the droplets line up in single file
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  Speaker 5: like they are auditioning for greatness. Scientists have called my
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  Speaker 5: sweat man crystals. I'm serious. Today's movie has nothing to
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  Speaker 5: do with the summer, but it will make you sweat
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  Speaker 5: because today's movie is all about sex. The movie is
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  Speaker 5: gear the Daughtery in the Celebrity Sex Pass starring Zoy Deduce.
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  Speaker 5: In this movie, Zoe in air fiance I like most couples,
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  Speaker 5: they have a celebrity sex pass. By the way, I
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  Speaker 5: am Beyonce celebrity sex pass. Jay z called and gave
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  Speaker 5: me his blessing and cinte thank you. Card I one
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  Speaker 5: day and finds a fiance with his celebrity pass and
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  Speaker 5: they are making the headboard filey complaint. He is parking
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  Speaker 5: his beef pass in she had tuna taco. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 5: they're having a great American pelvic negotiation. I'm serious. So
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  Speaker 5: Zoey decides to travel to Hollywood seeking revenge by pursuing
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  Speaker 5: her own celebrity sex payback. She is mad because she
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  Speaker 5: gave her pass out like Oprah gives out cause you
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  Speaker 5: get too smash. You get too smash, Everyone gets too smash.
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  Speaker 5: Now she is in Hollywood on a revenge smash mission.
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  Speaker 5: She shows up everywhere like Jake from the step farther.
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  Speaker 5: I'm serious. Her celebrity passed by the way is John
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  Speaker 5: de ham and when she finds him, I cannot tell
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  Speaker 5: you what happens. I will say she didn't create a game,
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  Speaker 5: but she definitely put the WT in the f in it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh, this movie is very funny. It is a
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  Speaker 5: perfect sum I hit. I give it three and a
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  Speaker 5: half handbag. And if you add this film was shaving
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  Speaker 5: your armpits, I will add a one owned battle of
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  Speaker 5: a Libel's warrior sweat. When you apply, you become eighty
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  Speaker 5: five percent more interesting. It's the sweat that scares the
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  Speaker 5: hydraation Libo's white sweat. It makes your sweat legendary. I'm
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  Speaker 5: sitious this is a Libo. You're hacking water with the
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  Speaker 5: stream hockey movie in you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm there, said on me and I'm me stay safe
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  Speaker 3: and healthy, I'm me, I'm me time hopeful.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time to take a peek in Jasmine tie.
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  Speaker 2: We have a woman that you my gosh, I.
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  Speaker 6: Never felt guilty about something that you know about someone
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  Speaker 6: you know. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I was at a.
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  Speaker 6: Farmer's market a couple of days ago and I saw
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  Speaker 6: my neighbor, and of course, you know, we're very friendly.
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  Speaker 6: So I walked over and I spoke to her, and
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  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, my gosh, it's so good to
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  Speaker 6: see you, and we just kind of started. I had
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  Speaker 6: a conversation and overwhelks this guy who puts his arms
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  Speaker 6: around her and kisses her on the cheek and calls
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  Speaker 6: her baby.
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  Speaker 1: Now what I do?
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  Speaker 6: Though the soup thinks he was very answer the second
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  Speaker 6: he's not a husband, and she looked at me in
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  Speaker 6: a way to say, I know this is my husband
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  Speaker 6: who I believes I'll say anything. And I felt really
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  Speaker 6: weird because one, you're drawing me into your drama, and two,
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  Speaker 6: you know, I really like your husband. He said a
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  Speaker 6: lot of nice things for me. He's looked out for
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  Speaker 6: me when there were fires here in the area. He
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  Speaker 6: made sure my house was safe. And now I don't
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  Speaker 6: know if I need to go back and snitch or
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  Speaker 6: keep my mouth closed. And I know I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: see him. I see him every single morning, you know,
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  Speaker 6: taking out the trash or washing the car for his wife.
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  Speaker 6: And now I got to tell him that somebody else
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  Speaker 6: is washing your wife's car. When up