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BillytheKidd In the Morning 6_00r · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: FW It's time to welcome. Welcome, Bill Need the Care,
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  Speaker 1: The Kid, The Kill.
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  Speaker 2: Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring the one and
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  Speaker 2: only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh.
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  Speaker 1: Really a Kid in the Morning, Incredible life and logo
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  Speaker 1: Billy's a Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Good Morning. It's Mikes one on two point nine. Billy
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  Speaker 1: the Kid.
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  Speaker 4: Candace Loan pads, She's here. Producer Pooh is here. It
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  Speaker 4: is Monday. It's feeling like a Monday.
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  Speaker 1: It is Canda. How are you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm good. I'm good.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 5: My son was on spring break last week.
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  Speaker 6: You know, we did some things as we could, you know.
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  Speaker 5: To make you know, it fun for him.
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  Speaker 6: And then on Friday we get this crazy news that
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  Speaker 6: he and my husband Eric are booked for a commercial
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  Speaker 6: that films this week and now they're taking off to
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  Speaker 6: Colorado this morning. Oh really so yeah, So he had
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  Speaker 6: spring break off last week and now he's going to
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  Speaker 6: be off this week because he's working.
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  Speaker 4: Really yeah, wait, this is doing He's doing a commercial
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  Speaker 4: with his dad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're playing father and son.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's like Eric's dream come true, you know as an
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  Speaker 5: actor and within so like showing interest in this, and
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  Speaker 5: we haven't pushed him at all.
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  Speaker 6: He's just, you know, kind of fell into this and
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  Speaker 6: decided he loves it. But yeah, so he's got an
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  Speaker 6: extended spring break this week. So so yeah, sad I
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  Speaker 6: can't be there, but excited to follow along.
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  Speaker 4: So so, how is his agent Pooh doing? Is taking
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  Speaker 4: fifty one percent of all ends? Those profits?
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  Speaker 1: Ready to go on the road? No, that is great,
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  Speaker 1: What a special moment.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going to be very cool. This will be
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  Speaker 5: his first like on camera.
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  Speaker 6: You know job he did the voiceover work that he
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  Speaker 6: did for Disney a couple of years ago. But yeah,
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  Speaker 6: so they're off on a big adventure today.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm excited to hopefully we get to say by
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  Speaker 1: to him before. When did they fly out?
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  Speaker 5: We yeah this morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll call us properably, Yeah, call us beforehands break
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  Speaker 4: a leg or what do you say?
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  Speaker 1: You don't take good luck?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think, yeah, break a lag works?
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  Speaker 1: Is it bad luck to say good luck?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think.
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  Speaker 6: So people have been saying good luck because I had
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  Speaker 6: to let all his teachers knowing stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but that's all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, feeder, You're not supposed to say good luck. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: thinking theater, you're supposed to say break a lag, oh
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  Speaker 4: yeah or something like that. Either way, well, congratulations to
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  Speaker 4: end Zoe. Yeah, of course, producer.
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  Speaker 1: Who is here? What's up? Pho Friday.
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  Speaker 2: I had to go in for my man physical excuse
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  Speaker 2: me good? Yeah, my oil change? Yeah yeah, he checked
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  Speaker 2: me out.
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  Speaker 1: Were they check under the hood? Yeah they did? Wait
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  Speaker 1: what kind of man physical? I'm confused because I'm a man.
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  Speaker 1: Just yeah, you need to go were going for it?
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  Speaker 3: Then you need to go their lax.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what I'm doing, what I'm not doing.
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  Speaker 2: They had to check for everything, and I was I
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  Speaker 2: was doing just fine.
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  Speaker 1: And then he goes, hey, you're due for these.
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  Speaker 2: Shots and I was like, okay, shots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to.
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  Speaker 6: Get Wow, I don't know, yeah, what do you?
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Shot?
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  Speaker 1: Some flu and all this other stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But you don't have to get a flu shot, I know,
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  Speaker 3: and shingles you yeah. Yeah, But I was embarrassed because
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  Speaker 3: I had to get like four shots.
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  Speaker 2: Two of them were in my arm and the rest
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  Speaker 2: well it was on my oh my glass.
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  Speaker 4: God.
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  Speaker 1: So the nurse comes in.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not even I totally forgot this is your first
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  Speaker 4: time getting a shot with your hot dog tattoo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I forgot all about it.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, you're gonna get it on your hip
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  Speaker 3: and it says in your notes you prefer on your
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  Speaker 3: right hip and I was.
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  Speaker 5: Like, oh yeah, switch that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like yeah, and she goes, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I need you to pull down your pants. So I
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  Speaker 3: pulled down my pants and she busts out laughish wow,
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  Speaker 3: and I go and.
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  Speaker 1: You forgot got the Glizzie was back there. She was like,
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  Speaker 1: who wait, is the glazzy on the right cheek or
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  Speaker 1: the last.
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  Speaker 5: It's on the right paw to the left?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Made her day though, oh you know she's she's violating hippote.
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  Speaker 3: Got it really made her day because she had the
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  Speaker 3: other girl coming.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta have a witness. She was like, look this, Ashley,
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  Speaker 1: get in here, get over here.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, oh, I forgot to get I had to
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  Speaker 3: have somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: In here, And I was like, you do Why do
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  Speaker 1: you have to have five people in here? I'm sitting
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  Speaker 1: up their cheek exposed and yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The other girl walks for you and she goes look
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  Speaker 3: and then they go, yeah's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: You can't have a dancing GLIZZI on your butt, not
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  Speaker 1: expect to get a few laughs for you. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy you did that first of all. Yeah I
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  Speaker 1: had to do it, and that they got to kick
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  Speaker 1: out of.
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  Speaker 4: Well you were doing that. I was having an encounter that.
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  Speaker 4: Let me just say, this change my trajectory in life.
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  Speaker 4: Oh all right, you know I hate birds? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't hate birds. I have a love hate relationship
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  Speaker 4: with birds because they just freaked me out, especially the
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  Speaker 4: Walmart birds.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I had an encounter with a bird over the weekend
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  Speaker 4: that shook me to the core.
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  Speaker 3: I think its tough stories on the tents with Billy
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  Speaker 3: the Kid in.
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  Speaker 6: The morning only on the New Mix one or two
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  Speaker 6: point nine.
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  Speaker 4: That trip to see Harry Styles coming up. We do
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  Speaker 4: it on the forties all day, every hour. So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this would be such a good trip on us. Make
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  Speaker 4: it happen. If you want to go, make sure you listen.
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  Speaker 4: Canda Selow Paz, who do you got to say?
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  Speaker 1: Hot to you?
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  Speaker 6: By the way, I can say hi to ShredIt Man Joseph.
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  Speaker 6: I met him on Saturday in Arlington.
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  Speaker 5: I was doing this.
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  Speaker 6: Community shred event with Jackson Hewett and she was our
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  Speaker 6: guy that was shredding, and he had the big truck
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  Speaker 6: and all that stuff, and he said he listens to
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  Speaker 6: a lot of radio stations and a lot of different
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  Speaker 6: types of music, but he said he is with us
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  Speaker 6: this morning listening for sure.
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  Speaker 5: So hey to ShredIt man, Joseph.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, ShredIt man, Joseph, thank you, and shred all those
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  Speaker 4: other radio stations give us exactly, yeah, okay, shred those.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need those. We need you in our life, Joseph, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Lovely to meet you, Joseph.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I got a whole job.
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  Speaker 4: You can come over to my house and shred all
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  Speaker 4: these love notes that I have for excess.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I might.
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  Speaker 6: Neigh bring the truck to Carrollton first. It's big enough,
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  Speaker 6: all right, guys. Well, important news you should know about.
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  Speaker 6: LaGuardia Airport closed this morning after a deadly collision on
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  Speaker 6: the runway. And Air Canada flight and a fire truck
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  Speaker 6: collided just before midnight. That pilot and co pilot were
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  Speaker 6: both killed in that incident. Dozens of others were injured.
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  Speaker 6: But this plane was carrying seventy six people. It was
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  Speaker 6: landing at the time when a fire truck was crossing
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  Speaker 6: that active runway to respond to a separate incident. That
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  Speaker 6: flight was coming in from Montreal, but the reports are
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  Speaker 6: saying it was foggy at the time. But there is
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  Speaker 6: air traffic control audio that has been released as well,
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  Speaker 6: telling them, you know, stop stop, but unfortunately there was
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  Speaker 6: no way.
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  Speaker 1: To avoid that the truck to stop.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, telling the truck to stop.
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  Speaker 6: But you know, passengers have released video of this and
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  Speaker 6: there's just you know, severe damage to the nose of
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  Speaker 6: that plane.
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  Speaker 5: But they're investigating commercial.
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  Speaker 6: This was, Yeah, it was an Air Canada flight that
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  Speaker 6: was coming in, so yeah, thinking about everyone in that incident.
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  Speaker 6: This morning, weather looks good for your work week. We
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  Speaker 6: did have a cold front come through last night, so
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  Speaker 6: it's gonna be closer to normal springlike weather today. We'll
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  Speaker 6: have a high around eighty. But we had a record
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  Speaker 6: yesterday of ninety five.
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  Speaker 1: It was so hot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I just thought to myself, is it going to be
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  Speaker 4: like this every summer when it's spring starts an you know,
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  Speaker 4: or when spring starts and it gets too hot. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: does this mean the worst summer ever about to happen?
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  Speaker 4: Because I don't want it to be ninety five already?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no kidding, we are going to warm up midweek
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  Speaker 6: and then cool down for the weekend. But it's sixty
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  Speaker 6: three right now, so today should be pretty nice. And
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  Speaker 6: we have to talk about this bodycam footage from Justin
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  Speaker 6: Tolakes Do you I Arrest? That was released over the weekend.
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  Speaker 6: They released an unedited nineteen minute video. This was the one,
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  Speaker 6: of course, his team was trying to keep from coming
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  Speaker 6: out because you know, they were afraid he was going
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  Speaker 6: to be publicly ridiculed. Well, you see him take his
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  Speaker 6: field sobriety tests and then get booked. You said you
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  Speaker 6: didn't think it was as bad as you thought it was.
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  Speaker 4: I thought they didn't want to release because it was
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  Speaker 4: going to be him dropping his name or trying to
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  Speaker 4: you know, maybe be I don't know, throw his name
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  Speaker 4: around to it as way to leverage.
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  Speaker 1: But it really wasn't.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, he comments at one point, these tests
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  Speaker 6: are really hard.
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  Speaker 5: You know, my heart is racing.
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  Speaker 6: They ask him, you know, what are you doing and
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  Speaker 6: he's like, I'm on a world tour.
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  Speaker 5: It's hard to explain.
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  Speaker 1: That was the funny part.
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  Speaker 5: That part was really funny because I did not know.
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  Speaker 4: What the cop did not recognize him. No, the cop goes,
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  Speaker 4: what what any world tour? Yeah, He's like, I'm justin Timberlake, right.
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  Speaker 4: The guy's like, oh, you're just Timberlake. My favorite part, though,
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  Speaker 4: two is when they put down there making them fill
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  Speaker 4: out paperwork or whatever. They put him down as right,
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  Speaker 4: and he goes wait white, and the cop well yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and he goes, I'm just messing with you. And I
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  Speaker 4: was like, this is kind of weird. You could obviously
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  Speaker 4: tell he was hammering.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The interesting part to me, though, was that friend that
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  Speaker 6: we heard about who was in the car with him.
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  Speaker 6: She's apparently a really well known interior designer named Essie Stanley,
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  Speaker 6: you know, and she's really the one that's playing the card.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you're gonna arrest justin Timberlake. Can you do
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  Speaker 5: me a favor? You know, because you loved Bye Bye
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  Speaker 5: buying sexy back? Right, Like, can you do me a favor?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? God?
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  Speaker 6: Trying to you know, throw his name around a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see that part.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you gotta go.
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  Speaker 6: Watch that par well. The video was nineteen minutes. But
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  Speaker 6: her part, she's the star of this whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: She is.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even see her.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she asked, you know, can I drive the car home,
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  Speaker 6: and then there's a whole thing about where's his phone
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  Speaker 6: gonna go?
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  Speaker 5: Is she gonna take it? Is Justin gonna take it?
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to shout out to these cops though,
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  Speaker 4: because they did their job. Yeah, no, they did, and
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  Speaker 4: I hope nobody hates on them, because you can't drive
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Period. It's not cool, no matter who you are.
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  Speaker 4: And Justin didn't take it like badly or he was
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  Speaker 4: actually really friendly and I thought he took responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of sort of.
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  Speaker 6: I feel bad that this whole video came out because
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  Speaker 6: I just don't think they would have released it if
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  Speaker 6: it weren't him, But like.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's available.
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  Speaker 4: If it's video, and it's available, anybody can request it.
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  Speaker 4: So I mean, sure, you know it is what it is,
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  Speaker 4: But what do you do with your interior designer at
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  Speaker 4: two am, three am?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have no idea. It didn't feel like that.
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  Speaker 6: It didn't feel like that at all. No, go watch
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  Speaker 6: the part where st comes out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what does she look like? Is she cute?
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  Speaker 5: I mean I didn't look at her that close, but I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't think that that's what was going on.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what are you doing hanging out with an interior
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  Speaker 4: designs a problem.
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  Speaker 1: With Let me just ask you if you're married. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: then he is right.
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  Speaker 4: And she's the only one that you're driving home with
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  Speaker 4: at two am?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Or following?
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  Speaker 5: Right? She wasn't driving?
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  Speaker 1: Was she the only one in there car?
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  Speaker 4: Ye?
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  Speaker 1: Would you be okay with Eric following some other woman home?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: No, she was in the car with him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it sounded like he was following someone home though.
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  Speaker 5: He said he was.
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  Speaker 6: He said he was following his friends home, but they
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  Speaker 6: just kept going.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh and she's the only one in the car.
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  Speaker 5: That's how I took it.
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  Speaker 4: So when's the divorce happening?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not come on kids.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, the whole thing is weird. Yeah, but we
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  Speaker 6: don't know that part of the story.
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  Speaker 5: But he was wild. He said the whole thing was wild.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 5: I'm canas. Those are in Texas top stories, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Really fake news.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get to it. I'm gonna give you three headlines.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta tell me which one is the fake story.
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  Speaker 4: Out of these three headlines, Cannas you ready.
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  Speaker 5: I'm ready?
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  Speaker 1: Who You're ready? I'm ready? Headline number one.
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  Speaker 4: Miami man facing charges for throwing pennies off his forty
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  Speaker 4: second floor balcony. Oh, Miami man facing charges for throwing
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  Speaker 4: pennies off his forty second floor balcony.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Headline number two.
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  Speaker 4: Texas woman arrested after renting escape room and making X
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  Speaker 4: solve puzzles of accountability on Valentine Day. Texas woman arrested
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  Speaker 4: after renting escape room and making excel puzzles of accountability
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  Speaker 4: on Valentine's State. What a nightmare if that's a true story.
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  Speaker 4: Headline number three. Sweden has trained birds?
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing this on purpose?
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  Speaker 4: Sweden has trained birds to pick up litter and clean cities.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, still hate birds?
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  Speaker 4: Sweden has trained birds to pick up litter and clean
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  Speaker 4: up cities. Three headlines right there. You gotta tell me
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  Speaker 4: which headline is the fake one? Candice Loanpez would you
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  Speaker 4: like to start or you want to pass it to poom?
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  Speaker 5: I will start today.
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  Speaker 6: Lock me in for that second story, the escape room situation.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't think that's real?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, like a woman wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if she would read out the
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  Speaker 6: whole thing for that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, let's lock that in. Hold on, let
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  Speaker 4: me see if my lockbun works. The phones don't work today,
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  Speaker 4: but oh my lockbun is working.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, all right, producer pooh, which one is a
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  Speaker 1: fake story?
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  Speaker 2: Lock me in for that last story training birds to
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  Speaker 2: pick up trade?
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't think that. You don't think that's real?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: All right? You sure? Yeah? I love me all right?
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  Speaker 1: Locked in, and the winner today is.
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  Speaker 4: Me.
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  Speaker 1: Boom yeah, boo boo. You've both missed the fake story.
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  Speaker 4: And the fake story was Miami man facing charges for
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  Speaker 4: throwing a pennies off his forty second floor balcony.
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  Speaker 1: I made that story up, all right. Now.
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  Speaker 4: The real stories are absolutely weird. This story about this
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  Speaker 4: woman who is in Texas, I don't know what, doesn't
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  Speaker 4: say what city she's in. Well, she's arrested after renting
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  Speaker 4: an entire escape room and making excell puzzles of accountability. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: so I guess what happened was she rented this room.
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  Speaker 4: She's facing charges after allegedly booking an entire escape room
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  Speaker 4: and luring her ex boyfriend into what she advertised as
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  Speaker 4: a surprise Valentine experience. Police say he thought he was
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  Speaker 4: walking into a normal date night activity. Instead, the room
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  Speaker 4: was titled the Truth will set you free if.
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  Speaker 1: You can find it.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: According to witnesses, the puzzle included a locked box labeled communication.
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  Speaker 4: They could only be opened by entering the date he
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  Speaker 4: forgot their anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: O h.
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  Speaker 4: A crossword puzzle where every clue was one of his excuses.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, this is insane.
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: I love this. This is a real story now.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: A wall of red stream connecting printed screenshots labeled just
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: a friend.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: A countdown timer titled time you said you needed a
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: time you said you needed space.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Authorities say they finally heard him banging on the doors
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: to get out. No, because she was trapping him there
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: to talk about stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is pure insanity. A lot of time
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: on hands.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I guess she had an escape room and
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: then made all these you can customize some of these
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: escape rooms, oh, to where you want them to do
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: certain things, maybe for your company or whatever. Different challenges
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: she challenged around him, basically just torturing him for hours,
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: and finally somebody heard and called the policeman was like,
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know if this is right. Let him out,
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: and he was like, she trapped me there for two
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: hours space. Oh, but the comments are what's wild.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: The comments are literally like free her.
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Next story is this is brilliant. Even though I hate birds,
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Sweeteness trained birds to pick up litter around the cities.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: So you know how some of these birds, like the
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: crows or whatnot, they're super smart and intelligent. So they
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: created a smart machine that lets crows swap trash for food.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, so the crows and the birds that are
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: smart enough. Some birds are just idiots.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Some birds are really smart though, like Walmart birds are stupid.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't be at a Walmart park lot scavenging for
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: food if your geniuses.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Where would they be.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know target, Okay, I don't know where they'd be, candice.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: But the point is they're terrifying. But these birds in
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Sweden they'll pick up like cigarette butts and then take
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: it to the machine and drop it in, and when
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: they drop it in, it drops off a little.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Food for him.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: Smart.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: So they train the birds to clean up the city
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: and it's working so incredibly well that other countries and
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: other places are starting to do these machines nce which
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: I don't want these machines or I don't want literally.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: They'll be distracted if they're working for food.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: They mess with you, but some birds are going to
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: try to peck my eyeballs out and take it to
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: the smart machine and try to drop off my eyeballs
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: rising where you go. Good morning, Billy the Kid, Candice
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Slow Paz is here, Producer poo is here. Hopefully had
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: a great weekend. It's pretty nearly on a Monday. I
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: know a lot of people did some stuff for spring break.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: I had a great time for the most part. My
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: son we went to Galveston to fish for a little bit.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: We didn't even want to deal with any flights or
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: the airports because it's just and I don't care what
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: anybody says about Galveston.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, I've created some great memories there with
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: my son. And we went fishing and everything was good,
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: and he brought a couple of friends, and life's fine
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: until I had the most terrifying bird encounter of my life.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: And you can laugh all you want.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: And I know, like somebody just said, somebody just dampoo
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: and said the Walmart birds are scary. Matter of Fami,
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: my son works at Walmart, and what does she call them?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Crack crows? Melinda thank you.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: They call him crack crows because that's what they are,
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: and they running gangs and it's pretty much organized crime.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Right anyway, So we go to Galveston and we're fishing,
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: and let me get to this story, because we're doing
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: some night fishing on a pier, right, and I did
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: an airbnb and there's a private pier, so we have.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: It all to ourselves. It's great.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: So I look behind me and him, my son and
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: his two friends were all fishing, and I look behind
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: me as I heard a little noise and it was
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: a heron, one of those big birds. Oh yeah, black
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: crown heron, I think they call them. So I was like, oh,
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: don't love this. But he's okay. He's just sitting there.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: We named him Herman. We're sitting there and I'm trying
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: to obviously make friends with him because I don't want
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: to die. So I give him a little fish, you know,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: that we had that we're using for bait, and Herman's like, thanks, homie.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: You could see that we're like friends, we're like frenemies.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: He's not getting too close to me, but he's like
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: aware of the situation and he's getting a little more.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: He's getting a little too close for comfort. So I'm like, okay, herman,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: you can back up a little bit. I'll still give
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: you a shrimp or something here and there. Needless to say,
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: we run out of bait. So the great part was
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: there's a frozen bait vending machine like a block from
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: us at a convenience store. So we're like, hey, let's
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: walk up to get some frozen shrimp so we can
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: keep fishing.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Oh so I said, all right.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Take your poles out of the water, and you know,
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: let's just go up there and we'll come right back.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Well, one of my son's friends, you know, he doesn't
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: fish that often, so he just we just kind of
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: throw throws the pole out. This will make sense later,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: so you go to the frozen baby machine. As we're
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: walking back. My son's kind of.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Like me rider.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: He plays jokes all the time and pranks on everybody always.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: As we're walking back to the pier, it's a long pier.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: As we're walking, he goes, Dad, is that a bird
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: hanging off our pier?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: And I go what? I go, No, You're an idiot.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: He's like, no, seriously, look and I'm looking as we're
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: walking because it's dark and we're on the ocean, and.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, is that a bird? Yeah, he's like, is
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: that herman?
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Herman is hanging off of our dog, and so I
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: start running. Even though I hate birds, I have a heart. Yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Herman decided to try to take some of the shrimp
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: that was on the hook. No, so Herman hooked his
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: tongue and is now hanging off our dock.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So what do I try to do? I try to
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: save it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: So I start getting Herman up and this bird is big,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: and I hate birds, can.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Just shut up.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Anything.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Everybody was frozen in fear.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: So I am now getting him up with the line
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: and he is trying to attack me at the same time.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: So he is charging me with his beak and he's
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: like making the most If you know anything about these birds,
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: they don't make sounds what they and I googled it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: They make what people call it a dinosaur screech because
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: when they're angry, they make the most terrifying sound.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You want to hear what it sounds like, Ye's Jurassic Park.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: No, That's what I was dealing with, face to face
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: that sound, because I had to get up in his
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: face so I'm like, well, I don't know what to do.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I've seen online people throw a towel over his head
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: and then they grab him and try to get the
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: hook out. But I don't want this bird to die.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: If I cut the line, the bird's just gonna die.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: He's got a hook in his tongue. So I'm like,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I gotta grab him by his neck. And the kids
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: are frozen and riders like, don't chase him towards me, Dad,
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: because I'm trying to grab his neck.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I grab this bird's neck and when I.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I had to touch the I had to grab his
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: neck because I was trying to grab his head. He
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: turns around and this bird. I felt bad for the
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: bird because he's more scared of me. I don't know actually,
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: and he's just like make it the most terodactyl sound
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: ever his beak and then he turns to try to
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: bite me, rightfully so and then he has a hook
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: in his mouth.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: So the hook gets me.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: So now I'm bleeding, I'm cut, and I'm fighting with
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: this bird trying to save his.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Life, and I'm like, just let me get the hook out.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: So I grab players and I'm like, I don't know,
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to cut the line and just figure
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: it out.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what to do.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: The bird's trying to bite me, he's attacking me, he's
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: trying to go for my eyeballs.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: Where is shrimp Daddy?
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: And I can't deal with you if you ever say
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: shrimp daddy again, I'm gonna even one last try. I
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: take the players and I'm like, I don't want to
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: rip his tongue out, and I pop it real quick
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: and he just goes.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: And just flies away. Wow, saved his life. I don't
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: want to I.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Don't want credit actually, because I will never get close
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: to another bird again, and I will never feed a bird.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: What I should have said, take the shrimp off the hook,
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: you know, but they didn't know. That kid laid it down,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, here I am face to face,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: cut bleeding and almost got attacked by a heron. It
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: was a black heron. Yes, yeah, I bet she was like,
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: damn white people. And if you ever call me shrimp daddy,
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: damn Cannis