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147: Giggity-Gigabytes · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: This is your MTV Breaking News. My name is Nick
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  Speaker 1: Nina al show what Welcome to MTV News ten on
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  Speaker 1: that hour, every hour today Today in Coasta Goo niggas
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  Speaker 1: is nigga? Somebody got blown up? You'll remember remember that
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  Speaker 1: that family got cut away, gag what they were like?
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  Speaker 1: And now time for news from Algiro Jazerira. Yeah, Carr
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  Speaker 1: car bombing and Siri stardily boomed thirty seven.
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  Speaker 2: People.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how the Lord, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know how, especially because Fox, because Fox was like you
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  Speaker 3: we still we still need we still need that South
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  Speaker 3: Park money tell you, but they ain't trying.
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  Speaker 1: But then you know, now one gets south South Park
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  Speaker 1: can't go on Fox. Oh absolutely, Nah, I think South
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  Speaker 1: Park is this is what season twenty twenty, twenty six,
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  Speaker 1: twenty six, And I know the Simpsons got just got
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  Speaker 1: renewed season thirty five and thirty six. Wow. You know,
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  Speaker 1: here's the funny thing. Bobs Burgers is not you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know I still I still watch more. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they in season like fifteen. I haven't watched Family Guy
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  Speaker 1: or bob Burgers or The Simpsons, The Simpsons and yeah
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  Speaker 1: I love animation domination. Yeah, yeah, Michael, you sound a
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  Speaker 1: little low. Okay, hold on, gotta check these levels. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a very long time. I can't tell you the
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  Speaker 1: last episode that I watched. Oh shit, I fucked with
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  Speaker 1: you know. I still watch the Simpsons and bobs Burgers
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  Speaker 1: is my comfort show.
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  Speaker 3: Until untild like recently had a j watching such straight
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  Speaker 3: sold one like.
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  Speaker 1: What I about watching what No? But I was telling
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  Speaker 1: the nast movies and listen leaks wait till twelve. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: to you know, lead your stash out accidentally on purpose.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't gonna stash no more, Biley, you know it's all
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  Speaker 3: hard drives my nigga.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I really don't like either nigga. I lost
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: my I lost my stash. I like nigga. When I
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  Speaker 1: tell you I had about about four or five gigabytes
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  Speaker 1: the next trip, just gigabytes. I was like, gigabyte, nigga,
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  Speaker 1: jiggity gigabytes. That's the type, giggy gigabytes. That's the episode time,
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  Speaker 1: giggity gigabytes. Hold on, wow, I don't think we've ever
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  Speaker 1: come up with an episode ship two minutes of forty
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  Speaker 1: eight seconds and.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah, they're not gonna be that thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 1: The gigabytes.
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  Speaker 3: But Nah, it's funny because my mother in Sesame Street
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  Speaker 3: are the same age. Brandon and the Simpsons are the
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  Speaker 3: same age.
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  Speaker 1: I got to make the updated note for season four,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll do that South Clark. It's like, now that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, I think the only show, the only show
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  Speaker 1: I know of that's the same age as it's not
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  Speaker 1: based in this country. But it's called Casualty. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like the British version of er Oh, you're premiered.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually it came out like a day or two
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  Speaker 1: before you were born Aaron. So they're on season thirty
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  Speaker 1: nine in the UK and the show is so popular
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  Speaker 1: that it airs like year round when like it's to say,
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  Speaker 1: for example, if the season ends on a Tuesday, the
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  Speaker 1: next season starts the following Tuesday, it runs literally year round.
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  Speaker 1: I like that people get blown people were based in
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  Speaker 1: the hospital, the emergency room in a fake town in England.
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  Speaker 1: People get blown up, the drug overdoses. Ship like for
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I'm gonna tell you at my
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  Speaker 1: favorite shows. Welcome to this week's episode of Wine and
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  Speaker 1: Audacity of the podcast Season fault. Yeah being venetough, I
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  Speaker 1: know TCS, that's what I'm your host Brady's card, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm joined by two my very favorite and sleepy people. Well, nigga,
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  Speaker 1: we know you about you about six energy drinks in
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  Speaker 1: but you know, me and shaunare just waking up because
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  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, how y'all feeling this week? And I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have no folgeres in my cup? But I got duncan.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't my bad, my nigga, I should have asked.
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  Speaker 1: I was rushing because I was like, that's how I
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  Speaker 1: was put this order in? How she how y'all feeling
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  Speaker 1: this way? I'm here. It's been a long week to me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, it's been a bold one. But
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  Speaker 4: you know, yeah, fuck it, we born you. Yeah no.
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  Speaker 1: But so my favorite show, like I said, one of
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  Speaker 1: my favorite TV shows is Casualty, right, and it's a
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  Speaker 1: British show started in September of nineteen eighty six, and
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  Speaker 1: I started watching it maybe ten years ago. I he
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  Speaker 1: you know, in and out because you got to have
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  Speaker 1: a special app to watch the ship because it don't
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  Speaker 1: come on here in the States. But I've seen so
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  Speaker 1: the head doctor is nothing BritBox, yeah, BritBox. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so the head doctor the old one, she she became
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  Speaker 1: a drug a drug addict, damn. Yeah. And she was
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  Speaker 1: over prescribing medication and then stealing the extras for herself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow. But that was because she got beat up.
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  Speaker 1: I think she had like a like a patient that
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  Speaker 1: didn't agree with whatever she said, like oh take this medicine.
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  Speaker 1: Or I think maybe his wife got cancer and she
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  Speaker 1: missed it and misdiagnosed it and the woman died. So
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  Speaker 1: the husband attacked her in the pocket garage and shot
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  Speaker 1: it down the flight of stairs. Da damn. And then
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  Speaker 1: she developed PTSD and then yeah, and then started I
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  Speaker 1: mean they actually showed her like being pushed down. It
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  Speaker 1: was like a flight of stand. She was she she
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  Speaker 1: was living off the wall. She almost she almost took
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  Speaker 1: up that damn walked too. Yeah, but then she ended
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  Speaker 1: up she ended up over prescribing drugs, living that like
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  Speaker 1: far off the walk, God damn. And then she got caught.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to. I'm trying to talk
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  Speaker 1: through it. I'm trying to talk to It's early, goddamnit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk through it. So so she was
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  Speaker 1: she over prescribed drugs, and then the hospital administration quart
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  Speaker 1: of asked, and then she went away, and then they
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  Speaker 1: got somebody new in. Let's see there was another. It
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  Speaker 1: was another resident the decline Nigga's like damn. So later
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  Speaker 1: one another little bits right at least she was already
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  Speaker 1: at the hospital. You know, he pushed that. He shoved
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  Speaker 1: your hag. Why is he like this? She tumbled like
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  Speaker 1: scall it off that table. Damn damn. And then another
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  Speaker 1: a resident came in later on. He was like a
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  Speaker 1: super resident, but he was kind of sucking up. They
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  Speaker 1: found him dead in the storage room. I think he
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  Speaker 1: had like a pulmonary embolism or something. He just died.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody opened he was dead in the supplier and getting
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  Speaker 1: like sheet to something. And then what else is cursed?
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  Speaker 1: I said? I literally said, watching the show was like
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  Speaker 1: its fucking cursed. Somebody got blown up in one of
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  Speaker 1: the operating rooms because I think the oxygen tank was
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  Speaker 1: leaking and somebody was smoking, and then the ship was
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: why he was smoking in the story room next to
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  Speaker 1: the o R. But as the ear was on fire,
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  Speaker 1: they had to finish the surgery to the person clib
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  Speaker 1: so the hospital was starting to burn down a roundom
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: but they finished the surgery before they all got it
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  Speaker 1: scored it out because the hospital was burned, burning down.
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  Speaker 1: Casualty is my ship, my lord. It was like you
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  Speaker 1: have h yeah, and they all have British accents. Some
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  Speaker 1: of it you can't understand. I can't understand it. I've
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  Speaker 1: been watching, you know, my mother had me watching p
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  Speaker 1: BS at a young age. British accent. I like his
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  Speaker 1: int and and pH damn some interest too. Oh yeah,
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: I forgot. He was speaking of British black British people,
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: Anthony Joshua and Logan Paul. I didn't watch the boxing match, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I've seen the clips. I didn't see the actual max.
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  Speaker 1: I don't watched. I just saw the clips and I
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  Speaker 1: saw old boys.
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  Speaker 5: He beat that nigga like he told him his name
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  Speaker 5: was told me if you fail, he beat and I
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  Speaker 5: am here for all of it. Anything Paul related, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I can't stand him with his brother. I mean, he
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  Speaker 5: deserved that ass. What he should have swollen his eye
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  Speaker 5: to match it. It should have been a straight line.
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  Speaker 1: But I think what I think what actually happened was
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  Speaker 1: all the fights before this had been like exhibition fights,
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  Speaker 1: and I think they made the person so large for
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  Speaker 1: the professional boxes that they didn't give a funk about,
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  Speaker 1: you know, throwing anything because they make they make a millions.
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  Speaker 5: Because it ain't nowhere on him. He think even Tyson
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  Speaker 5: not in his prime, he was gonna be tight.
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  Speaker 1: Even even Tyson now if this was not in his prime. Yeah, Tyson,
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  Speaker 1: this was bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: I think I watched, but you could see the like
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  Speaker 3: the look of defeat and my guys like this. It
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  Speaker 3: wasn't like when he when he when he for Roy
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  Speaker 3: Jones in the exhibition that that ship.
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  Speaker 1: That ship was crazy because.
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: You seen Mike almost like he he stopped himself.
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  Speaker 1: He made he made a few million off of that fight.
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  Speaker 1: And I think with him with Logan Paul, because he's
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  Speaker 1: got and I guess his got so big, no fun attended.
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  Speaker 1: He thought that is big now but his hairt he
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  Speaker 1: was like a puff of fish. But I think I
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  Speaker 1: thought that he could actually survived and and that fit
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  Speaker 1: with a fight when it's actually like not being like thrown.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Joshua the mother was like, all right, I'm tired.
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  Speaker 1: When I when I saw this, I was like he
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: knocked them up ahead off and he did because the
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: way he looked he was running scared and that then
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: that he got him one time and us logan he
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  Speaker 1: knocked the.
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  Speaker 5: Loops and then for the old ragged ass brother to
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: come up behind him trying to take his his necklace
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  Speaker 5: off his neck.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that the other what's the other paul
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  Speaker 1: name Jake Paul? Yeah, that bitch that.
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  Speaker 5: He came trying to take his uh why while old
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  Speaker 5: boy was talking to the reporters and all this stuff,
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  Speaker 5: he came up behind him trying to unhook his necklace
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  Speaker 5: and he turned looking like you doing it?
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  Speaker 1: He was.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody behind him started pushing him away from him. I said,
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  Speaker 5: you should have turned abound to hit him too. That's
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  Speaker 5: what he should have done. You should have hit him
• 11:11
  Speaker 5: too and swollen up the other side of his face,
• 11:13
  Speaker 5: and then him and his brother could have match him faces.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: They could have looked like the Powerpuff twins we been
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: in the thousand a day. That was good. That was good.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: That was good. That was a good one. That was
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: a good one. The Powerpuff the powder Puff boy tried yo, Yeah,
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: fuck him?
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: Speaking of uh that was funny since we were talking
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: about the you know, the fights and stuff like I watched.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: I finally got around and watching Johnson in the last match,
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: like I put like I put put off he retired, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: I pushed it off like I put it off.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: And then it's like watching it and then I was like, damn, nigga,
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: I bought you for twenty three years. Twenty three years.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: It's a long time, somebody, yeah, disorder like. But then
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: it's like the.
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  Speaker 3: Watching people long like the watching like the watch for
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  Speaker 3: about forty years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will say I long time.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry Aaron before we go into the next part
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: about the Kardashians, what you're doing, because I don't want
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: to cut.
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: You off, you know, I mean, I was just saying
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: it was like, you know, it's like, you know, you
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: kind of watch, you know, you realize like oh yeah,
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, Now all the wrestlers.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: That you liked as a kid. Yeah we yeah, they
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: pretty much gone. They retired or gone to the Great
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Beyond True Ship Glory Glory. But yeah, back to showing
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: this thing about the Kardashians. The only episodes I've only
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: ever seen clips of the show. I think the clip
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: one episode I did watch. I think we talked about
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: this before when our favorite clip when Chloe Courtney and
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Kim got into the slack fight and she slapped her
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: face on the wall. The wall.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I watched, I watched that unhealthy amount
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  Speaker 5: of time.
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  Speaker 1: But I will say this, and this is making my
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: stomach churac just having a compliment for somebody. Car take
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: your time, find find it, find it, take you time. Okay, okay,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: mm hmm. I've been watching The Old Fair, Yes, and
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna watch it at for when I realized
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Kim was attached to it, I was like, yeah, I'm
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: not gonna do it. But I realized how much I
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: loved everybody else on the show, Like you know how
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: I feel about on it, even though I hate her
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: character on the show. It pissed me off.
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  Speaker 5: But Unash and the big jokes and Sarah Paul's and
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: bab body goals. I promise you if I wouldn't to
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  Speaker 5: be shipped, it doesn't be thick. I want to be
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: thick like that. But unfortunately, which she has boobs, I
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  Speaker 5: have stomach. But anyway, but you can work on. It's
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  Speaker 5: the new year. We can we can get in the gym.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Shut the fun up. Sorry, I'm sorry, I was just
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: telling when niggas be like I'm going to the gym,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: and the beginning and again then the second week was like, man, yeah, gym,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I will say this.
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: I expected less from him.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: She's actually doing a really good job.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: I think she she probably took some classes because I've
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: seen her act before and she was terrible when she
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: was in her temptation of marriage counselor probably trash terrible.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: But she's taking some classes. She's doing really well.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: And the fashion is fan fantastic in this day fantastic,
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: except for when she went to the when when she
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: was at work with with with titties and all out,
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: and then you see a throng from the back of
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  Speaker 5: her suit and I was like, I wouldn't want you
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  Speaker 5: to represent me.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: You say, yeah, it was weird, Kim. There are people dying, Kim,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: her people dying, But yeah, Courtney's always so old. That
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: was hard. I got a headache. Now, you know, congratulations
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  Speaker 1: growth try to give credit with credits due even with
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the stolen black people. Oh wow, let's move on. Oh
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: what else is name my niggas before we get into
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: the cursion of the week. That was just that was
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: wowd what it was like.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: It was like, oh, she was doing so good that
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: she she had to throw that jab and a what
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: did you mean? I look, look, I'm haling, bitch. I
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: ain't head this after process work.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm proud of you. Me too. That's growth.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing big things for twenty twenty six. It is
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: mid January already, I'm back in the gym and miss
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: pet shows back. Yes, yes it is. I'm praying I
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: don't injure myself again, because if I swear, it feels
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: like as soon as I get to maybe a month,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: month and a half of just solid working out and
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  Speaker 1: being consistent, I end up injuring myself, having to go
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: sit down for a month, and then I get thrown off,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: and then I go back to the gym month later,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: and the latherans repeat.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody like, slow the fuck down. Well, we're not ready
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: for this ship, Slow the fuck down.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: We talked about how I partially dislocated my shoulder last year.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping since it's a new year that nothing happens.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I am stretching, you know, stretching, taking my time, you know,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: not thinking I'm stretching, but I'm stretching. And you know,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: the one of your opposers, you know you're down with
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: facing dog. Yes, okay, I can't actually do that doing
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: a little cat cal.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm back to doing five a
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: m workouts, buss you.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: But it's actually now I say five or five an workout,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: but doing morning yoga like five like morning like sunrise yoga,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: and it's actually likes, it's relaxing. It's how to be like, oh,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: that's what a summrise looks like. I ain't seen one
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: of them in a few months. M h. By the
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: time I wake up normally something up about four or
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: five hours. At that I was like, oh, sunlight, sunlight
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: being there, because god damn me. On the other hand,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: at five am, I'm like, I got to because you
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: know they're going to be at two in the morning
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: and waking up rushing to get the work on some
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  Speaker 1: if you the bad way to start your day off.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: So you know, gotta get my ass some bit at
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: about ten eleven, you know, So yes, work not anymore,
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  Speaker 1: bitch the fox. So yeah, the morning workouts to work out,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: and I called, I said I was gonna start doing
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: some content creation stuff on the tiketye top, you know,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: on my personal page. I accidentally uploaded the gumbo video
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: on the wonder pub page, but I caught it and
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: deleted it in about a minute or two. I made
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: gumba for Christmas at my nephew's request, and I was like,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I'm upload this to my TikTok page. I was like,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I don't follow this person. Oh god,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: this is the Wonderful page. Shank you, nephew. I was like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: delete this, sorry, Bonda. You know she'd be watching damn
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: page like a hawk on bitch. Anyway, that guy New
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Year and he stoves talking ship Wanda. Remember I'm laying Year.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: She's not Miss Perlin, not mis parly. New Year knew me.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: But question of the Week, yeah, what what you know?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: A new pet peeve unlocked over them over the over
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: the weekend. And that that right there, that New Year
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  Speaker 3: knew me.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: It's like, get bitch, okay. So on our Question of
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: the Week segment of the show, I scoured into webs
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: read my TikTok fy p P was a way to
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: use would I look for stuff? I thank you Lord.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: So scoured into weebs and looking for stuff, and you
• 20:00
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• 20:03
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• 20:06
  Speaker 1: your card his nose off my foot. That feel weird,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: That's what she said. That's different. And then I tried
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: to move my foot. You wanna take a pat like?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I said? No, I said, no, bitch, Steve your as
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: still dog got a foot feather here. You used to
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: have a man like that cheese. We don't know time, Lord,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: fucking I'm gonna say it. Have you ever I was?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I was like Chaos Wins twenty six. It's sick. You
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: gotta love being able to d m stuff to yourself
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: because my god, today, burn the day after and next
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: week trying to start a fire, smoking a bath friction
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: burn like a motherfucker. Me put coconut oil on your
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: feet before the shade bottle. Maybe I don't know what coconut.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: So I did that once. Not not doing that, but no,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: it's like thinking. I was moisturizing my feet and I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: got being slipped and fell because the drinking in the water.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: So I said that. Say, if you put coconut on
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: your feet for whatever reason you put it on there for, yes,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: well make sure you wipe your feet off thoroughly, because
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you were almost in yourself that night, the five next morning,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know questions. Hold up, yeah, we don't know.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: We was talking about exercizable seeds. That's what happens when
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: you give three people with ADHD podcast. This happened. How
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: fuck did we get they gonna have thirteen conversations. You
• 22:32
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• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the fun they were? Like, wait, what time did we take? Yo?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: So the correlation was exercising with the feet. But you
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: have to mosturize for something. But then I thought about
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: moisturizing my feet with coconut oil because I did that once.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Not exercizing part. It's a bro I got it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Because it just started from it just started from like yo,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: just exercises.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: With your feet and exercising it turned into almost killing yourself.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, this is a puppa service announcement. Only you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: can prevent forest fires? All right. Question of the week
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: that was funny A repeat the history first time that
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: was in the show. Yep, because the last last week's
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: question was so damn good. I went back and did
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: some more deep diving to pull up some more responses
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: because the question was just that damn good. So if
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you don't remember what the question of the week was,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: because I don't, but I have a screenshot so I
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: can remember that way. I'm bored. Give me the most
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: unhinged reason you ever go to someone. I don't mean
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: they gave you the itck. I want the most abhorrent
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: thing anyone has ever done in the talking stage. Get
• 24:00
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• 24:08
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• 24:22
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• 24:24
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• 24:27
  Speaker 5: my father named myself. I said, what the hell you
• 24:30
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• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Reserve when you have a conversation? I said, who is you?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Didn't graduate the mo, I said, I still watch your
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: We're better than that bitch. The three hours an for
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you through this one. I said, we need to talk.
• 24:51
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• 24:55
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• 24:58
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• 25:00
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• 25:03
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• 25:09
  Speaker 1: The great Cane. Yes, Jesus, I said a fight that night. Boy,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: she said, fact this, I got drink this ship plada too.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: We got to my un house, I said, y'all check
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: her out. We got nigger didn't drink course, like nine
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. Think anyway, I mean, we're getting distracted.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Let's get back into this question of the week. We'll
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: continue last week's question because it was just so good.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I'm bored. Give me the most unhingjured reason you ever
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: go to someone. I don't mean to give you the ick.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I want the most abhorned thing anyone has done in
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: the talking stage. She caught me during the funeral seeing
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: her ex broke up. I told her it wasn't the
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: best time and that I was at my nephew's suner room.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: She said she didn't care because what the that have
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: to do with her situation? Hung up and blocked. That
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: was twenty twenty one. What the fuck, Mitch, listen to me.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: And you called me to tell me that's some fucking
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: nigga that I probably probably warned you about.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Anyway, broke up with you? She said, I saw it coming,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: by the way, and when.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: I tell you now it's not a good time, I'm
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: trying to grieve the love of my loss of my nephew. Said, oh, well,
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: that don't have nothing to do with me. Listen to me, bitch,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: bef id you got to.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Pop you in the mouth. I'm gonna tell you that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Why would you answer? I'm sorry, I would have read
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: that message while I was at the funeral and not responded.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't answered the phone nowhere saying I agree. I agree. However,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: some folks don't know how to say this is true.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: We are learning this.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: So to the lady who said the message and then
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: say oh, well, shitty, that's she he mad as well
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: head just say oh well, but you did it. Ain't
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: coming back. But this is real life, she said, Cause
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: that's what That's what it sounded like to me. What
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: did they have to do with what I'm going on?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, you can't bring him back, but I'm I'm living
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and this is going on right now. Ye popped in
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the mouse just on GP. It sounds like you want
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: to toss That's what it sounds like to me. Ready
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: fuck her the wrong way m hm. Lubricant. Oh god, yeah,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: some people like it like that, though, I mean that
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: all that this sounds painful. I won't be to use
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: it later. Mother, Like that sounds I'm okay, mm hmmm,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: next one, next one, I'm bored. Give me the most
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: unhinge reason you ever go to someone. He started in
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the text with, Yeah, boy, I know you're fucking line.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I know you fucking line. What in the Mark Mark?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: What the William Drayton is going to word to your mother?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: It's just that's vibrations by Markey. Why would you do that? Wow?
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Lord, somebody was talking about your mother. Somebody why co
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: worker said something to me about well, I was like,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Markey Marks like, why y'all call him that? I was like, oh,
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: because you met him. Come on, come on, like you
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: met him as Bobby and four Brothers.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: We met him as we met him as a porn
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: star and book nights might have big cock and I
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: can do what I wanted to Jesus.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Now I remember, you know he was to be slightly
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: racist back in the day because Irish from Boston, but
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Boston nothing, No, He's not Irish. Is definitely Germany. But
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: he did a Calvin Kleine in the early nineties. See. Yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: it's really interesting having friends that are younger than you
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: that don't that doesn't really get all of your references
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: to the things my friends Debris. I think Sabria is
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: six or seven years younger than me. She was at
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: my birthday dinner, my friend Debris, the one that's working
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: on Master's right, Yeah, right, yes, she's sweetly. Yeah. Brittany
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: said something about like she said she was like weekend
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: at Bernie like something about we in weekend at burning
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: and Sabri was like, oh, I don't. I don't know
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that reference. I was like, hey, hey, drop it. Our
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: co host is chewing on stuff. That's this one, the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: dog one. The nigga didn't graduate from fucking Steel Reserve.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: The core is like the chewing on stuff and the
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: co host the fuck right. I think I'm gonna just
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: move on to the next one, because that's what you're thinking.
• 30:28
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• 30:33
  Speaker 1: to be here. It was yet, but it's something you
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: did something. It'd be your own people all damn most
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: of the time. Question Brandy, please sure, sure, I'm boy,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: give me the most unhinged reason you've ever ghosted someone.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: His last girlfriend recently died after being in a coma
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: for a month. Turns out she did after he wrecked
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: his motorcycle with her on the back of it. He
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: also showed me a pew pew he had strapped to
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: his lower leg at the bar, which is a huge
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: no no where we live. Did you change your name
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: to Consuela and move because he sounds crazy? Wait a
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: bitte yo. Shorty was in a coma for accident, he caused,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: and he moved on. I don't think she was winning
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: in the coma for years. I mean this sounds relatively recent,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: my god today. Maybe it was the first date and
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: he told her about the ex girlfriend or now his
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: girlfriend on the first date. Yeah, I wrecked my motorcycle
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: with max girlfriend knowing it. She just went going to glory.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: But I'm fine. And by the way, look at my gun.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: What the going on here? He said? Hey, little oh no,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: when did this happen? A couple of weeks ago? But
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: you know I'm still here though, you know, go ahead
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: be the glory, nigga. It's the journey like this. I
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: got a lot on the size of lad I've seen
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: it on the Oh Lord, because I'm the only rive
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the roller up past.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Oh God, I could see my own rival because I'm
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm the only rival.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I've seen it on the rival because I'm my only rival. Hell,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Gina bars shout out to Campbell, no more Martin. Still here.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: That is a song of resilience. Still here. Next, still reserve.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: And she got her mommy make over over here looking
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: like a snack. Okay, Gena, she got a mommy makeover.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen that name. She looks m Okay, yes, next,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: love you, Tisha. We are still here. To Saint Gina, bitch,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not a lazy bitch because I don't want to
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: be alone tonight. And we're gonna keep pushing til we
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: get it right.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Oh lord, Gina, you got to push, I said, Next one,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I'm bored.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Give me the most unhinge reason you ever go to someone.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: He insisted I drop over an hour to his Airbnb
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: to hang out with his friend before we even met.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: When I said absolutely not, he said he didn't like
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: flaky girls and this was the problem with women. I
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: told him his behavior was gross at his age he
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: was forty seven, by the way, and blocked him. He
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: tried to give a few months later and was shocked.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I still said, no, my nigga, if you you're just
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: trying to suck on something. Just say that exactly at
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: forty seven. Maybe he's a recent divorce. I'm trying to
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: get back out there. Fucking niggas don't have age age limit,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I guess, nope, nope, not even I don't like flaky
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: girls cool, but I didn't flick. I didn't say I
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: was coming in the first place. Who the fuck said?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Why would I want to come? Show you chill? What
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: you at? An airbnb an hour away from where I
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: live at makes sense? No, yo, that's this is your
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: wife at your house. You had to get airba bach.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Y'all can hold in private. I mean.
• 34:51
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• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Right, something in the milk and clean. M hmmrady bitch,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: this nigga like.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: He mag and he made all of a sudden it
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: can shay on one deal like she ain't never said
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: nothing in the first place.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: But fuck you damn bitch. It's like still, fuck you
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: tell us you don't have no sauce without telling us
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: you don't have no sauce. One drink thought they went together.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Now we go together for one drink? My good one.
• 35:33
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• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut the spot out, junk cup. Huh, and
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: we're back from that gym cut fun times, fun times,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I'm bored. Give me the most unheinur reason you ever
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: go to someone. He asked me to come over immediately
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: after matching. I tried to brush it off jokingly like
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: ha ha ha, I don't want to be murdered, so
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: no thanks. Insisted that he was crazy because he has cameras.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: It's as if that protected me somehow. I ghosted him
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: a few months later, he messaged me, responding to my
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: room for rent, saying he was fresh out of rehab
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: and living in his truck and wanted to live with me,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: despite my ad saying females only in the first line, Yeah,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I don't blame me. Is he don't follow instructions? Come on,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: come on? Why don't you come on over? Yeah, they
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: got cameras everywhere. To the backseat of your truck. Nah, nigga.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: He wanted her to come on to He was locked up.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: He was locked up in a little solemn That's why
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I said, it's so, it's so many cameras.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I'm on over to my place. Hear me, come on?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: And I was about to say singing love t k oh.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: They even write the song come on it, they write
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Teddy Peace song, Close the Door, babe. But I said,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: he used to like the yellow of us a lot.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: My grandmother was in love with Teddy Pendergrass. She said,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Oh Teddy, oh my god, I'm sorry.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: This just took me back to the episode of Miss
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: pat Show when her mother died and the mother she
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: imagined she was talking to her mother and.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: The Cassi and her mother said, why the hell are
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: y'all burying me in the bra.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: I'm supposed to be I'm supposed to be free. So
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Teddy Pictograss can motivout me why?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: She was like, let me go find tell you you
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: know I love a nigga in a wheel chair. Wow,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Next one, I'm bored. Give me the most unhingeur reason
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you ever go to someone. I told him when we
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: met that I'm divorced, I have two kids and them
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: done having kids. Within three days of our first conversation,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: he starts telling me that he's gonna knock me up
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and warned me that he falls fast. I responded, good
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: for you, I don't and stop responding. Didn't even bother
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: to block him. Oh wow, I said, we'll block him
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: just because I say, I ain't have no kids. But
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: then the first thing you say is that you're gonna
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: pump me. You're gonna pump up with kids. Niggas. Yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: you're crazy. It's a special kind crazy for you, My
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: mom my boy, you're crazy as ship. Red flag. That's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the immediate red flag. Immediate run. No, that's a flashing
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: red light. Baby, go away from me with this apollo,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Like how you just make that decision, like just just boom,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: like first day, I want you to have my kids.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You know, well that's I mean, that's yeah, toxic niggas
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: to do that. They's try to sell you a dream,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: you know. Niggas say anything for cheeks. You know, I
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: fall fast, right girl. I think I'm in love with
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: your baby first of all. Then you said you fall fast.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: So now now it's like I'm thirty five, not twelve,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: like a lot the fuck.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Like you think that's gonna make up one to gain
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: you the puson nigg You said you fall last, child.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand, No, you fall last. I block fast.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. You're telling her you fall a lot
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: quick bart And she's like Oh yeah, No, I'm definitely
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: not fucking him child rady. That's scary. That's that. That's
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's scary. Yeah. I ain't got nothing
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: for it. I don't know. I mean, yeah, I get
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: that to you like it is that that's yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: it's a different level of crazy. Baby, I'm bored. Give
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: me the most unhinge reason you ever go to someone.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: He was the same age as me. I was twenty
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: five at the time, and he had nine kids with
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: six to seven different women. No, ma'am, I know. He
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: also made it seem like he had one to two
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: kids before I started asking more questions. Mm hmm. You
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: was fucking fucking man twenty five, Nick, did you just
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: come on for World War two? Why do you have
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: nine children at twenty five? That's a lot, that's that's
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: a lot. That's a lot, people, ma'am. Y'all need an
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: astro van now? Is a spring right now? That no more?
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: And they to bring them back into production because what
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: the fuck you need? The conversion thing talp with the
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: sofa in the back talking my fifteen passenger.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: A solid sprunt up my god. Yeah, I couldn't imagine
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: having nine kids now at thirty nine, twenty five years old,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: with nine kids, that's a lot, so I would have
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: more foul. So did you start younger? Do you have
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: like a lot of multiple because some people have multiples
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: running some families, So you might have two, three sets
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: of twins, a set of triplets, and then you know
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the three birds to get your nine kids. But either way,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: that's a lot. Damn nine kids are twenty five having
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: different women. That's that's that's poor, that's poor dick manager.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know that. Nigga was like, I'm
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: gonna get Look baby, i'm gonna get your baby. Girl,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: best with me. I'm gonna get with me. I'm going
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Like stop playing boy, look here, look best stopped playing. No, no, no,
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: keep keep complimenting me.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Girl. You gonna are you gonna have twins? Go to hell?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear me. Let's just move on.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Let's no the way he looked at me, touch you
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: and just get pregnant. Just what, No, but I'm a child.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmmm mm hmm. Next one, bring cool a pop?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: No child, hen get see they gonna give me a
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: wine cooler and a shot wins. I'm bored. Give me
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: the most unhinged reason you ever go to someone. He
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: ordered a pinua colada a to dive bar.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: He goes there for orner and the penic colada. You
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: don't like panicolata and getting caught in the rain.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Not the song.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Some people tend to think that certain drinks are female drinks,
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Like I know when move, if a man order a margarita,
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: they think it's gay. I asked this one guy, this
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: friend of mine who I know from I met at
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: tackle Tuesday, and he'll drink a margarita, but he won't
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: let them put it in the margarita glass, put it
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: in like the regular glass, like they would put beer
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Then I was like, because I always thought he was
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: drinking something different. I was like, what are you drinking?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: He was like's a margarite? I just don't want to
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: put I was like, okay, I get it. Is your
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: masculine fragile because something you.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Know, holding you know, holding the glass like this versus
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: like this beyond be sending like sending off signs and
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: ship bro.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: We all had to get drunk and party and bullshit
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: is drinking that fucking fragile that you can't have a
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: margarita and a margarita glass. Yeah, that's look here, ain't
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: twine Mary? Well? Oh my god, it's okay, sweets, Lord,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: get your lord drinking pinion, kmity hate it. It's okay,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: it's okay, sweets. Just get your marcarita. I'm sorry. You
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: won't you know, you won't brain so like he's trying
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: to take this home, like you get your little bread
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: that it's just good keeping, you know. Mm hmm. That's sloppy.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I don't do that. I don't tell people home from boss.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: That's how you arribbed. I mean not wrong. Look, I'm
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: with you when you're right, and I'm right when I
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. No, I ain't never done that, bars, restaurants, nothing.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: You don't know you know? Why do you want to
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: come to my house? I don't know you like that.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to yours. That's how you
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: get chopped up and put in putting walls and stuff,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: wake up in the bath to missing the kidney or
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: something worse. Where's my dick? One chick, you was getting
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: a nut car's straighted in process, see looking because she
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: was chasing some ass. We still have grandparents, don't you good?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Chasing tag, they're gonna get you out. Head being fresh
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: with the car said, I don't have a special set
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: of skills. If you can take, you're gonna be too.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Next one, I'm bored. Give me the most unhinde reason
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: you ever got to someone. I got to his place
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: and he said he was still living with his ex.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Her vibrating device was on the floor on her side
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: of the bed, and her makeup was everywhere. Yeah, bro,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: your ex sure. He gave me food and I dipped.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I left some of my hair behind as a parting gift.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Why because you could be a suspect and a crime
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is you doing? Your true crime brain again?
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Now, somebody in that house underlive, then that's why it wears.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: Other people here they can't.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: What they can't chase? This bad to me.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, I barbed this. I barbed this about fabby way.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Ship Hello having m hmm having visibles. Shut the fuck up,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: thank you. I can see rating. That was funny. I
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: get it. I get at it. Eight. Okay, Next one,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I'm bored. Give me the most unhingur reason you ever
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: go to someone, He judged me for using a debit
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: card and not a credit card when he made me
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: split the bill. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a minute. You asked me to split the bill and
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: then had an issue with what I paid with that
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: the bill not get paid, bitch. That's not an unhinge
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: reason to go somebody.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: Damn sure, it's very justifiable because if y'all to speak
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: of splitting the bill prior to the day going.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Uh, that he probably asked you out there.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: I to go to the as right and either way
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: rather he made a comment about how I paid or not.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: That's I've got a story like that.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: The chicken was making to due pay with the caship
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: called bitch, Did the bill get paid? This shut the
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Would you go somebody if they're paid on the first
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: date with a coupon? No, they made good financial decisions.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I love me a discount now from tell me I
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: got them coupons. You know, I like being for saving
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: my money. I shot with Honey, Okay, Capitol one shopping
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: lives in my brother. This is not a sponsored ad.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Good to be that would be nice. I mean brows extensions.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I love it, especially Black Friday when I was doing
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: my Black Friday Shop and you hit that hit the
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: button to go on your car and let them cold
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: start running. I was like, like, your yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you know you man rating mm hm that was a
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: girl fucking yeah, Like I mean, do you sorry? You feel?
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you feel you feel some kind of way because
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I'm paying with paying with the double gud not a
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: cudit card. I mean that just means I prefer my
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: money to be taking all the right then and there
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: because I know I know where I was at.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's I don't won't say superfluous, but okay,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: big word, but yo, yeah, come on super fluids.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Hey yo, that's I don't know, like, I don't even
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: know how to describe you because that's that's dumb a
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: little bit, that's dumb and ship like.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: M hmm. Next one, I'm bored. Give me the most
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: unhinge reason you ever go to someone. Dude came to
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: my house and pointed at all the stuff I should
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: throw away. I never spoke to him again.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Boy, If you don't get the fuck I mean, I
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: am an advocate for the not in the house I
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: paid the mortgage.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Stop playing with me. I will put you the fuck
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: elt when I'm moving. We getting rid of this counch.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: It's not comfortable. The devil is a lie. The devil
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: is a lie. Kid out my house. Yeah, nah yeah,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: go back to your home. You got got me fucked up.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Go back to your house. Look at these plates from
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: the thrift stool. I'm gonna take you shopping because I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: don't eat off this.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: What you're not going to do is talk about my
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: motherfucking plates. That's what you're not going to do. Like
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: I was trying to be cool about I need to
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: re season your food. Hold on is bleaching?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Oh you was talking retaligation, my boy. Look I thought
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: she was trying to say.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: They were trying to come in the kitchen and like
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: trying to set house.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: You need the season. It's a little better. I never forget.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Many many many minutes, many many moons.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Ago, Gary was dating this this this girl of Caucasian descent,
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: and he brought her over to the department to meet
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: me and and over to the what apartment that's not.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: It was an apartment? Okay to me, it was it was.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: It was. It was apartment, apartment, department was apartment, it was, yes,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Department to meet me and and and the person I
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: was with ech time, unfortunately, and I had cooked dinner,
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: and I was like, going, are and make your plate?
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: You ain't no damn guess I ain't making no plates.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Going there and make your complate. This girl of Caucasian
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: descent came back off my kitchen. I was like, hey, Sean,
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: the way the salt and pepper agg what you need
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: salt and pepper for now for my food? I sees
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: this my food thoroughly. Becky, how dare you.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: The Caucasity to ask a black person for salt and pepper?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: You think salt and peppers agree? I thought some people
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: like I was offended. Were you offended because she asked
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: the salt peper? Were you finish because she was white
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: asked for salt and pepper? You don't when need no
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: salt pepper? And my god damn food, My food seasoned
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: about to say, because what the you're trying to say? Bitch?
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: I used more than bitch, oh garlic in their low
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: cage and season and little anything.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: It's too spicy, fake fries. Let's let's move on, pepper,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Let's move on to the next one. She sounds like
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: she was from Dundalk. I think she was, because you're
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: being honest. I think I can't remember. I think she
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: was from South Baltimore somewhere or something. She was the Sparrows,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: poor sparrow bitch, not they Black's dune dog. We were
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: talking about that Christmas then and my nephew, how you
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: likes white women from Dundalk. But if you're from Baltimore,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: you know, you know that's a specific flavor of white
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Dundalkians knock the one that's a specific flavor of Baltimore white.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't. I didn't enunciate the tea
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: in that, but I said Baltimore white. That's yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: that's at the end of Dundalk Avenue. Yeah. Hey hung
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: mm hmmm mm hmm. From over west. I don't get
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: to that part of the city. I told you my
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: story about what just happened to me. We don't have
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: to relive that. I told you. I'm still trying to
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: smell it from him to go back to its treatment plant.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: It's my little little ripe. Next one. I'm bored. Give
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: me the most unhindeur reason you ever go to someone.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: He said, the only food he ate was fish for
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: dietary reasons. Then he then shared that sometimes when he's lazy,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: he was just microwave it. I decided at that moment
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: that it wasn't no for me. Dog poisoning, bitch, alkaline poisoning.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: So you could at least throw it an a fry
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: or something. He said, Now you're given nuclear radiation. It
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: hurts of all mica al wade fish. That's gonna be
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: some rating. We ain't going over his house, my heart,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: lowish little fish, you dumb. We're just gonna move past that.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I'm bored. Somebody. It's not even cooked all the way through.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: How is it undercooked and poisoning? You could at least
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: put that thing in the air, friar a toaster, oven
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: on broil some some We gonna pray for you and
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: and increase to your cooking skills, because my god, today
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I'm bored. Give me the most unhinge reason you ever
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: go to someone. He showed up at my office. I
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: never told him where I worked. He also called me
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: collect from a phone booth in Mexico. Strike, you know,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: just to talk. Don't let it be a three no no.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Strawing up at my job would have been the first
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: a last straight because why are you here?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Why never even where I worked? What the fuck? What else?
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. I would have been a little terrified because
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: y'all know where I work. If you got to where
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I work, through through all of that to get to me,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: and I never told you exactly where I worked, I'm
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: gonna have to call the people on you because you're
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: not supposed to be able to access me easily at
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: my at my place of employment.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I'm call I'm gonna call them them people because they're
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: going to come get you because you but you sorry,
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: you need to go talk to the lady.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: You can't, you can't. You can't mispeat that. Damn bad.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: You forgot your jacket. You show up in my job,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: you got tousled. That happened to me much. That didn't
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: happen to me. But I was dating somebody and they
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: they told me where I were in conversation. But yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I know you work for such and such at this location.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, Yeah, how the fuck do you know that?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: How do you know that? How long you've been fucking
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: watching me? No, I don't know what you got going on? Jail.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I looked. I was like, is this but you know
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: on LinkedIn. It tells you like when people look at
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: your profile on LinkedIn. So you looked at me through
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: a private account and somehow figured out my actual physical
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: location based off of the general place I work that's
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: not listed publicly. M I think I left my car.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Let me go check my stove running wide Okay, the
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: stove running. I'm about to start running them damn insurgeons
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Michael Johnson. Then try to break in my house again.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Check this ship out. That's some scary ships to making
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: of a starving and then I gave you some of
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: this good sweet Jesus, and they're really gonna try to
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: kill me. Not this good sweet Jesus. No, I ain't
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: trying to go to faer President doing that. But you
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: get big time during this ship. I work at you.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: They gonna put you. They're gonna put you under the jair.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I'm a big one. To Tom bed eating the technique sandwich,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, next one. I had no flash back. It
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: was delicious to me. Oh lord, I gotta get everything
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: reminds me of It's a big sunde mm hmmm, like
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: and a microphone, the pictures a lunatic. I love doja
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: cat so much. She's a lunatic. I love it. She
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: needs to be in the room with Jack to make
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: ather had and I sat there with her help. Nope's
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: something wrong with them. I help her.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: I help her color color color pictures with her toes.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Whatch she don't watched her hugging herself.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: She's cool. Mm hmmm. Look at me, Look at me,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Look at coloring pictures with your toe next one. No no, no,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: no no, no, no no no, nigga, I'm bored. Give
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: me the most unhindur reason you ever go to someone.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: He wanted me to give my kids to their ad
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: like sign away my rights and start popping out babies
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: that were his. Fuck you, sir, bye, good night, having
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: nice life not today? Uh uh no, I'm good. Nope, nope, nope.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmm. We canna start our own family.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Just leave that whole one behind. Girl, he's trying to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: isolate you, babe, Run fast, quick, fast right now. Nah, girl,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: your age, your family, We got family at home. Nope,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I got family at home. I'm gonna go to them
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: right now, three states away from you.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: That's when the same danger level is male centered women.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Uh men who try to isolate you from everybody but themselves.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: Same level as male centered women dangerous danger level orange.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Orange pinch Oh I n g e that's crazy the
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: color hm och och next one.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm saying that's crazy.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Yo said he yeah, he wants you, he wants you.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: And then he said, we can start our own family,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Like sign your rights over to them. You ain't you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: ain't gonna need them no more.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get you some more. We're gonna start, We're
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: gonna start fresh. We won't get you some new ones.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: You know, that's the definition of idea. Let me go
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom real quick and fiking about that and
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: be running like Tina Turner was run across the highways.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: I have three dollars and a gas card. Forgive me,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: give me a room. I'm bored. Give me the most
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: unhingeur reason you ever go to someone. They came to
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: the first date wearing a Columbine style trench coat in
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: the middle of the summer in Florida. It didn't match
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: the clothes underneath. And we met at the die bar.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, are you Sheryl?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: No, no, speak English, no no shadow? You not hot?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: It's July, we're in We're in Fort Lauderdale. Why do
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you have on a trench cut? Mm hmmm. I'm going
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: to go use the restaurant. Maybe I might need to
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: stay still. Okay, shoot shooting first. It's like shoot me
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: in my arms. They may not have doubt nine one
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: one on my phone. Under that that nine and that one.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: If you say something, my press at last one, pressin
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: just yeah, I'm your fire because they're going to send somebody.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm. Florida is an open carry state two seat.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know, no, na, why is it the biggest
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: hold on? It's July, and for North Hill it's hot.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: It's ninety seven fucking degrees over here. But he just
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: walked by with a heat and that of one o three?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: Are you fucking bananas?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Do you not hot? Not just looking at you?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: He got that Hey, little mama, I got something that said,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: I got a little something something about as big as
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: your lad I.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Bet you too.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah you are fifteen no rating rating diabolical. Yeah, that's
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy. That's run. That's run. Yeah, that is a
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: diabolical right now, run run backwards because you need to
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: go in case he.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Decided tell you like the principal told us you better look,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: you better walk in the zig zagg.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's hitting little kim what it's a big
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: mama thing. I'm give me the most unhindur reason you
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: ever go to someone. He wanted me to humiliate him
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: and watch him suffer. I mean some people that that
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: sound like a bad time to me. You want me
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: to to grade you a little bit? I don't know
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: because I may not respect you afterwards. Yo, Charlotte, gonna
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: say out.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Your fat back, fat neck, fat face as bitch that
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: I bet you sweat criscal, don't you? You motherfucker.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I always gotta take ship to you might like that though,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: mid session talk about something you frying chicken neck. You
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: gotta bring can That's why your nipples sauce. This motherfucker.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: We can swim.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: We canna fill a motherfucking five gallon container with all
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: this sweat.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Your greasy bitch about to turn my bitch a fucking
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: slipping slide.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: Make no, I feel like I'm at a water park. Yes,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: slipping slider, ass bitch. Your titties bigger than mine, Your
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: big titty bitch. You want to rub together, don't you
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: causing all this goddamn friction.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you rough bron. He was rubbing when
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: you hurt this ship, hurt me.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: And why is all that hair still on your goddamn
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: chest looking like a navy's porn. Start your nasty motherfucker.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: Do you shave your.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Chest, Harry, I'm not talking about you know, don't. I don't.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm a little maskuline bush. I don't, man,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have that much body here. So
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I have, like but not not all love it. Yeah,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: like some guys I know, like they actually like weekly
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: or like the shaved, like the chest they body are off. Nah,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: I mean I have, like I said, I have, you know,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: just be like all right, okay, I did that. Okay,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: be good now, don't get one door again.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I don't need to. I'm not. I'm not that Harry,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: least up here. I have seen on on the social
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: media's when people post they the pictures and videos online
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: that the carpet downstairs extends from downstairs onto like the legs,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, so it's it's like it's not just here,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: it's all on here too. It's like on the inn
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: of my boy. You gotta man escape. That's a lot
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: the force just like it's going, it's expanding out into
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Like I don't like hearing my food. It's
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: not always a board of firm. I don't mind it
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: that trimming down to listen. You ain't never staying me wrong.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Your hair burn on my lips, not professional eat if anyway,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I'm bored, give me the most of his reason. You
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: ever go to someone mighty silent. I'm listening. I bet
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: you just like you just he's just gonna like you're
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: just gonna let it ride. He said, he said what
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: he said about your You're just gonna let it rip.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Like I guess I wasn't wrong. I sometimes is your
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: throat right, like it's exfoliation. I don't know you, help bro,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are anymore. God, Oh yeah,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: you get your that a whole lot, a whole lot
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: that that that much had my skin me though, that's
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: a lot. I mean, we need to do something with
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: that because it's all down your all down your legs
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: and stuff, like I gotta go on an excursion. That's
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: too much better. Start forwarding that river now, throwing. I'm bored.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Give me the most did you ever go to Little Nigga?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Oh ship? That's funny, I'm boy, give me the most
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: reason you ever got that? They told me they set
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: their roommates bed on fire and put soap in all
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: of their shoes as a prank. Yeah, I'm good on YouTube.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: We do not vibe the same way at all.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Now. That's childish, especially the whole set the bed on
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: fire thing. That could have ended badly.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Nah, that's a little too immature. Can't do it. I
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: like a joke just as much as the next person.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: The litt that's how extreme your pranks go. I don't
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: want to that. I think I mentioned on the show before,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: how like I saw this video gives us years ago
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: at this point of this, I think it was a
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: couple on YouTube, or maybe it wasn't fine. It might
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: have been on YouTube or Instagram where it was like
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: a boyfriend and girlfriend that played pranks on each other,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: and the boyfriend put on like adjacent mask and went
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: into the bad bathroom where his girlfriends in the shower
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: with a chainsaw and wrapped that bad boy up and
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: then opened the shower curtain with her in the mask,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: the chainsaw, just what word like in close to her
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: face when you could tell like she was like visibly
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: like frightened and trying like to get away. She was
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: slipping and falling in the water and trying to get
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: to the back of the shower. She pulled like the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: shower curtain and the rod off the wall trying to
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: get away from him. He's just like I said, you
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: gotta gave her hell yeah. Accidentally the fella and went
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: to her with the chainsaw. I don't like some kind
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: of I said, you can't. You can't do that.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: When I you, you better make sure I don't get
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: ahold of that chains all, bitch, because you fit to
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: get a pediculem not.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: You want to work on my feet? Feet and done?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: You think it? He heat this bitch, motherfucker, I'm bored.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Give me the most unhinged reason you ever go to someone.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: He found my address just from a sunset picture. It
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: didn't have any buildings or things like that. It was
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: just the sky. He used that to find my address.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: You all tells y'all, he tells us all becautious of
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: what you post online. People can figure out where you
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: live from a tree in your front yard, not even
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: looking at your house. I don't hold shit outside my house.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: I find out where I live at. I'm just inside
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: my house. Mm hmm, because why you inside my house?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: What is that vaulted ceilings? Oh? I know the developer
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: who was doing that in the late seventies. It's only
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: a handful of communities that hold on. Mmmm. You live okay,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: mention that you live in Colombia. So it's only one
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: development in Colombia that has that. I see from the
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: reflection where I sitt the outside of your house, it's gray.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: It's only one house on this street. That's great. What
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: color is the car? If you if you've seen the
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: reflection of my house is if you got tins talking
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: of tints reflect everything, so you can see that. See
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: somebody's case in point. I'm not a creep, but I
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: will say this. I was able to figure out just
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: scroll on instagramming. Our people will post pictures and stuff
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: like doing skits in like their apartment or like the
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: like the Atlanta where it's like open like gang wad.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: You can walk straight off the street up the steps.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: It's like open gangway, but like you just walk into
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: an apartment I was able to without knowing who this
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: person was, without knowing like anything about them, just from
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: watching skit. I knew what apartment they lived in in Atlanta.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: It was in Atlantic Station because I recognized how the
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: apartment was laid out from seeing like it on like
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: other people's things. And I was like, if I don't
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: live in Atlanta and I know where you live based
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: off of what you post where you're posting this at,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: you don't think the person you're talking about can't figure
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: out where you live. Also, Yeah, that'll be the crazy.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's the crazy part.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: That I don't understand why y'all, Why y'all go there
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: like niggas can't find you, like they'll find like, yeah.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: People like you've all exist. I'm not looking at the
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: angle of the moon off the ground and calculating the
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: distance from the sun to the stop like he figured
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: out where Jordan was in the middle of fucking nowhere
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: in California based off of a road sign in the moon. Yeah,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: and and he doing he doing it for sport, Yeah,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: he doing for fun. Imagine if he was like on
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: some bad ship.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Like matter, if he was pissed off, boy, he will
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: pink yeah, if he pissed off. Boy here, he will
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: pinpoint the minute you step out of a tub. It's like, yo,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: you tell you step water on your foot.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: I see you right now.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: You always step out over, Always step out the tub
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: with your right foot and pointed, pointed to forty five
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: degrees west.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I can see you from the window. I'm looking at
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: you on the satellite. Mm hmm. What was you saying, bitch?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: That's the yo. That's it. That's just like them niggas
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: and the niggas coming to school with the trunch Codeyo,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: you make that man your friend. Hey, I did stay
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: on tomorrow. Remember Oh okay, I'm not feeling well. I
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: need you a home. I'm bored. Give me the most
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: unhinged reason you you ever gohost to someone. He will
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: flip flops with jeans. Yeah, where y'all at? I mean,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're if you're all in a place
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: like Florida or California that.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Shorts and flip flops. Okay, if it's summertime, but jeans
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: and flip flops. I can't trust you. Trust you can't
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: be trusted. Should I think I gotta put on some
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: flip flops with some jeans. I'm just gonna slide on
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: what I could slide on because I'm gonna wear jeans.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: He shows up in flip flops and jeans, but his
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: feet out a little question, not necessarily because his feet
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: is out. What you can have picked? No better footwear?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: But if you got good feet, I mean they won't
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: look at tools. Breathe dude, what kind of flip flops?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: As we're talking, if we're talking like Nike slide.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Like maybe thumb I don't like those.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: I mean even though it was Nike slides. Nigga, you
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: show up bad for some Nike slides on a date.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you're going to the beach, that's what's
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: like a bar?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Like? What kind of place was it? I don't know?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: And what if you need traction because you gotta run?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: You kick the bitch rating. That's funny. It was a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: six mm hmm okay, and ain't as bad as the
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: other ship. This next one about to be a little bad.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I'm bored. Give me the most unhinjured reason you ever
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: go to someone. He told me he quit his job
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: because his parents pay for everything. He lives in their basement.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: He didn't feel the need to work. He proceeded to
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: send me in essay on why I'm a terrible person.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Two weeks later, Similarly, I found out the god that
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I was dating, who had portrayed that he was made
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: a living as a farmer, was actually getting an allowance
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: from his mother. He was in his fifties.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You fucking lie, not both of your living off of
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: your mother social Security check. I blame her. Now, missus Ernestine,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: your fifty three year old son still getting an allowance?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Do you do what? Sure? I blame her, But she
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: allowed to have cleaned his room. No, man, she cut
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: the grass, No, ma'am put the grocers in from the car.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. I blame the mom because you let it
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: have him. What does a fifty year old man it
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: doesn't work, do all day at home jerk off and
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: play video games? Probably? Uh, he's fifty. I don't think.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think the video games. But you don't have
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: He might have like a Super Nintendo or something not
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: a Super Nintendo, maybe the right, but she may have
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: a colleco vision on this. He got a whole pig
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Man arcade game. Guess he saved months months months. The
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: old school arcade came the Big One motherfucker a basement.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I played pack Man in a long time classic. Oh kids.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Back in the olden days, there was an arcade game,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: back when we actually had arcades that you go to,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: not David Buster's. That's changed. Local arcades at the mall.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: You go in by your parents and shopping, or if
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: they trust you to be out out the house by yourself.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: They used to have arcade games used to be in
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: these ass boxes about taller than we was. Two joy sticks.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: You can play against somebody, can play by yourself, packed Man.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: My favorite arcade game was Cruising World, Cruising USA. The
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: racing game m Cruising but pac Man and Pong and
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: it was a dance dance revolution and why else said.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: They have at the arcade back of the day, you
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: know you're all the techings. Yeah yeah, but I remember
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: when they put in When they put in I think.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: It was if it wasn't it was something similar to Tetris. No,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: they got they don't we gonna play Toutes and Gallagher?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: I remember Gallagher, Yeah ahead, but you had that and
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: the snake that we go like this, yeah, m hmmm
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: mm hmmm, h m hm. Games just really it literally
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: did this. Mm hmm. I said, oh, you dirty bitches
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: and you put seventeen dollars grabs for two seconds and then.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: Bitch you thought, yeah, I mine got all the way
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: over to the corner of the motherfucker hit the corner
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: like and so big guy said, oh you dirty bench.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, we had it cool. Mm hmmm mmm. Take
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: me back, no Bill Hills, Snapple for Tobya, Crystal m
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: t V E B E T teen summer and the
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Lewis the real world when it was in this early
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: season having a big that's how we met Tammy Roman.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Y'all met Tammy Roman on basketball. Well, I mean truth,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: truth be told. I mean we're not that old. But
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: when she was in the real world, I was my
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: bedtime was seven thirty. Yet I wasn't watching Tammy on
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: the I was still watching cartoon that was early name.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: We didn't know whom Roman was reruns.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: Lady looked familiar. And then I went back and I
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: was to watch an episode of Steve Harvey show. Was
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: like that, lady look familiar. She was on half a
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: half two. Yep, she's on the Parkers. She was on
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: a lot of stuff and I didn't know it was that.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: It wasn't Tammy Roman. Next one, I'm bored. Give me
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: the most unhinjured reason you ever ghosted someone. He said
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: he couldn't tell me his medical issues because he's protected
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: by hippo. Nigga, That's not how that works. But that
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: is not, okay, how that works. Don't get pussy just
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: because you're done. That is not how that works. And
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you what I have because of hippo
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know hippo loss that you didn't get him
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: no w ass because he might have given you. Not
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: just become dumb overnight, nigga, calculated, Eve been dumb for
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: a long time. I can't tell you why because of
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: my hippo loss. Don't. I can't tell you what I
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: have because I don't want to violate my hippo loss.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Do you know? That's not how this works. That's not
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: how any of this works. I will call the Asane
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Asylum and ask them if they have an escape patient.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Somebody ever said some ship like that to me, because
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: clearly there is something wrong and you should be in
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: the room hugging yourself or you should have a companion
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: at all times because clearly you cannot take care of yourself.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Greta. I'm calling the uh, the arc what's the name
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: of it, and they take care of if on the
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: board door Chimes, Chimes, that's what it is.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: I'm calling chimes because they clearly have lost somebody. You
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: know what I'm calling Times. No, I don't want to
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: hear it.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Got job. I'm supposed to be at chimes. That's a
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Baltimore references, not Childs. I'm calling chimes, not Chimes. Maybe
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: he's out on the work past. I'm still sure he's
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: supposed to have an escort probation offic that he all
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: on the work past. Hey, because they be failing these people,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: not Chimes. I'm calling so far.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, Chimes.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: You were letting him out here, Wanda, you know around it.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Now he's walking up the random people asking him questions.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I think we gonna stop the question that we here.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: H that concludes the question, Chims. What's next, sus I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: just read some more.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: Hold please, before we get started, ladies and gentlemen, do
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: my little spiel.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: Before we get started, if you have any questions, comments,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: topic ideas, an events, any grants, any movie ideas, It
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: does not have to be a TV movie. It could
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: be on Prime, Hbo, Max, Hulu. We got subscriptions over here. Okay,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: I used to.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: I use this Disney Plus, but brother, oh, I meant
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: to share apps. We pay for our own apps and anyway,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna turn because y'all you see a branding pop
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: up in that's me on your account. You want my
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: log until we can shave you? Wait, which app? Which app?
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Can't we share? Because you know they be checked. We
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: can't share Netflix? Netflix on that ship? What do I have?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: That's the funny part, Like, Yo, Netflix, we on that ship,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: but you give everybody that got a phone bill or
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: a cable bill free Netflix.
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  Speaker 5: and fed him. He was a beautiful man inside and out.
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  Speaker 5: We spent the night together. Sex was amazing. In the
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  Speaker 5: The next morning, my one night stand was outside my
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  Speaker 5: home with a shopping cart filled with trash and a
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  Speaker 5: handful of flowers, saying he plucked from my neighbor's garden.
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  Speaker 1: This man was homeless. Fama misses you, he beamed. I
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  Speaker 5: he won't.
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• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: That was the original question that I've read a few
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  Speaker 1: episodes back. Here's the update.
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• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: called the city because he kept leaving his car in
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: my backyard.
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  Speaker 1: It was felling his precious things from his former life.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't let him bring it the car.
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  Speaker 5: He didn't want to bring it in time. The city
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  Speaker 5: went into my backyard illegally and took it away. He
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  Speaker 5: was so sad, it was awful. I told him that
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  Speaker 5: it was my neigh that it was my neighbor. Came
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 5: home that night to a small group of homeless people
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  Speaker 5: stilled in her car.
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  Speaker 1: She was serious.
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  Speaker 5: The next morning, when that empty park is spike in
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  Speaker 5: the front of her house, she asks, did you capture
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  Speaker 1: Me? Nah. She's still with the homeless man and he
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I got another update. I got an all right,
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  Speaker 1: I believe it. So this one.
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember if I actually read this one on
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  Speaker 1: All right, you put on all cards, bulletin, it's a ship.
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  Speaker 5: I can't remember if I read this question on on
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  Speaker 5: the episode or not, but it's an update to this one,
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  Speaker 5: so I will read it over and do the update.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 5: This also comes from six Brown Chicks. I cheated on
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  Speaker 5: our marriage and agreed to stop. She forgave me. I
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  Speaker 5: cheated again. She aborted my child and left she she's
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  Speaker 5: with the new dude and it's pregnant. I feel like
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  Speaker 5: I have some saying that child's like, I'm still her
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  Speaker 5: husband and she owes me a kid?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: How to convince her? Update go ahead? So I followed
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  Speaker 1: videos she lives. She's a lawyer based in Texas, and
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  Speaker 1: I watched one of her videos yesterday that detailed paternity
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  Speaker 1: laws in the state of Texas. If you are legally
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: married in Texas, that child is considered yours, even if
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  Speaker 1: the child is not biologically yours. Yeah, and you married
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  Speaker 1: can be on the hook for child support and for
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: taking care of that child, even if the child is
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  Speaker 1: not yours, yep. I was like, yeah, And the only
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  Speaker 1: way you can get out of taking care of a
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  Speaker 1: A test and also except cleansed fraternity of that child.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way around that. The State of Texas like you,
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  Speaker 1: either you're going to be the father, or you need
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  Speaker 1: to bring us who actually is the father. We're not
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  Speaker 1: to sign the birth certificate too, even if they're not
• 1:40:25
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  Speaker 1: it is. But even still, if you're legally married, you
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: are legally presumed to be the child's father, even if
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  Speaker 5: So they let him sign the paperwork and he has
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  Speaker 3: gonna let me turn nothing for my kid. But then
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  Speaker 5: Holidays are fucked up for me mentally. I had holes,
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  Speaker 5: but not a family. I don't even have a place
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  Speaker 5: to put my trade. My wife left me in twenty
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: twenty one, and I thought she and dude broke up
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: by now, but apparently not.
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  Speaker 1: They have a boy and she's prayed. Then again, I
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  Speaker 1: still feel she should have checked on me mentally before
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: moving on and getting another nigga and giving it another
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  Speaker 1: nigga kids. I never divorced her and he didn't marry her,
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: so I'm still her husband. She should check on me.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: She stood in front of our friends and family and said,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 5: till death do us part. I'm still here, Candace, see
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: about me.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, if you're in Texas, technically them.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 5: Kids, Candas, because Candas Dumby should have been divorced you
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  Speaker 5: before she moved on to start of having kids with
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: somebody else. She should have fought you for a fucking
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  Speaker 5: divorce because he's the type of nigga that's gonna do
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  Speaker 5: some petty shit and say they my kids, they might this.
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  Speaker 5: He offset type of nigga. I know why she's on
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 5: you the entire marriage. And you finally got the courage
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: to leave me the fuck alone, and you moved on
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  Speaker 5: with another motherfucker and y'all having babies and all that
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  Speaker 5: So fuck you, it's one of them. After holidays? Say
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  Speaker 3: the holidays or you're gonna put so you're gonna be petty.
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  Speaker 1: Lord the LRD tells us. In certain states it's Texas
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  Speaker 1: See how you feel. You don't know the kids don't
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• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: During Thanksgiving dinner, his first Thanksgiving with my family, he said,
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 5: this is my first black relationship. My family just started
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: side eyed him, and my drunk ass uncle x him.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: What does he like about black women? And he said,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: my body. We left immediately. When we got home, we
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 5: got into it. He admitted to hiving a fantasy of
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 5: wanting to read in that slavery. So I waited for
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 5: him to go to sleep, pulled all on him and
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: whipped him. I haven't heard from him since. Good Job says,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 5: the ancestors are proud.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, some people are in the race play. I
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: think it's I mean, I don't like nobody's young, but
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: some people ya, I got a yuk. That's some people
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: are in the race play. Some people want to me
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: like that master slave type shit. It's weird as fuck.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: I come on home, put me Paul boy. Mm hmmm,
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: especially in those those those mixed races dynamics. Sometimes they
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: want you. You want to call me a little nigga bitch? No? Same, No,
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: fucked up? What just don't you? You fucking fucking nigga bitch.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: Booga bit, you fucking jiga boo. You swamped monkey? Yo?
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: What swamp monkey? Yeah? Take this big white cock and
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: that little colored pussy. No no, oh wow, No, don't
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: ever say that again. Please don't. I'm sure that's how
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: they'll be talking to though. You snuck in. Huh. I
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: got a punish you for sneaking in massive house. You're
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: gonna take thirty last hicks. Mm hmmm. I can't do it.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. Yeah, I don't. I don't yuck.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: Nobody's young, you know, as long as y'all to consent
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: and adults. I may not understand it, but I mean, hey,
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: if y'all like I like my medium, well to well done.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: I mean some of them got brown dicks.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, according to cand Is dealing basket, that's what
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: she said. I feel like I need a second opinion,
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 5: so maybe we shake.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: Somebody use let's let's listen. Said No, of course not.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: I guess I get it. How you live, it's your
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: freak flag fly back the six Brown Chicks. This is
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: the last one.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: Lord, I'm legendary, y'all here, been cheating on my baby
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: mama with her cousin for a whole year. Cousin Wade
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: Nastier Facts, kept telling them both I was leaving the
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 5: other one. Cousin started recording me sleeping in her bed
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: and sent it straight to my baby mama. Baby Mama
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: took the kids, froze cell counts and had a whole
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 5: new dude coworker moving her things out of our house
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 5: by Friday. How I get my family back and make
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 5: him see I'm the real victim of bad timing. I
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 5: love one and lust the other and shouldn't have to choose. Sir,
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 5: I have some advice for you on how to solve
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 5: this whole problem. There's this stuff called anti freeze. Apparently
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 5: it's tasteless and olderest if you mix it in and stuff.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: You should put it in a cup of tea, All right,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: Bill Hamilton and drink it.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 5: It's gonna make you feel so much better. You're gonna
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 5: be have a sense of peace and a very short
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: amount of time.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: Yep. And why you had to make a cup for
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: the cousin too, because he's the real victim.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 5: Why why, why why why the cousins just as trifling
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 5: as you is for hunting on her cousin's baby daddy.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 1: So yeah, dude, the world favorite mm hmm yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I find it funny how and know those types
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 3: of situations they become.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: It's like, yo, he become a victim.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 5: The victim of bad timing them kids, is the victim
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 5: of bad time because clearly your pull out games sucks,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 5: suring it's the only victims here.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, they be niggas out here. That's just you know,
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: that's just like busting in, like busting them, bro, Like,
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 3: don't even care that I will come.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't. Again, people have breathing fetishes. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: it's weird. It's not weird, it's I'm sorry if you're
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: not in a relationship again, I don't get nobody get
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: it how you live. But but you're not the victim.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: You're not nobody's victim. I know that much. You just
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: being you're just being selfish. And if you want to
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: be selfish, that's fine, but make that ship on the
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: up front that because you keep a player if everybody
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: knows what it is going into it. I said, I'm legendary.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: You're a legendary clown. That's the right. A legendary clown. Homie,
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing on your bozo ass niggas.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 5: Fucking uh, what's the clown name? When the Simpsons Trusty
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 5: Christy ain't got nothing, you clown clown super claw.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: That's with Jesus is afar. I ain't got time yet. Well,
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: I can't go down, says downstairs to get me a
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: cold pop because we're already in the base. Cold pop,
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: cold pop. Somebody was bopecuman, But yeah, what if you
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: have Some of y'all was born in the wrong time
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: because I missed you. I missed greatness because I got
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: burn caidens. If you have any questions for us I got,
• 1:51:50
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• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: Please save us from these asked questions from the sixth
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: round half us. We can give y'all some solid advice
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: atle smart a little bit. Just be careful where you
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: apply said advice because I'm always into it. But that's
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: just me. Rest is my favor. But if yeah, we
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: have anything for us in it our way. And with
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: that being said, we thank y'all for watching, and we
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 1: love y'all. We'll see y'all next week. The last Wednesday
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: in January. I was about to say February. God damn
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: it is it's the last. Next week will be the
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: last Wednesday in January. Uh show, that's not my check
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: already last time that check well, when we did start
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: the season halfway through the month. I mean, you know
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: it's not the first time. That's how to work, you
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Anyway, we love y'all for watching
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: and listening and whatnot, and we'll see you next week.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 1: You know, yuck. Nobody's y'all get it how you live
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: as long as it's too consenting adults? Hey do you bye? Y'all?
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: Bad Teddy's we holler my guy today? You know you disgusting?
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: Then on