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Lisa & Russell - Keep It Somewhere Safe So You Won't Forget It · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: It's too early.
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  Speaker 2: Too early?
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  Speaker 1: Too early for what?
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  Speaker 2: It's too early for this. What have you pulled out
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  Speaker 2: for us this morning, Lisa?
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  Speaker 1: Please, you might want to reword your question. Um, uh, well.
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  Speaker 2: Story you've stumbled across this morning?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in the UK, the Press Association recently asked, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why, but the Press Association recently asked Great
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  Speaker 3: Britain's hospitals to supply them with numbers and details of
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  Speaker 3: all cases since 2022 involving.
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  Speaker 1: Foreign bodies in rectums.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they're always digging around for a story.
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  Speaker 1: What's that old joke about rectum?
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  Speaker 3: Damn near obliterated them. And the hospitals complied. Now, what's
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  Speaker 3: incredible is the number... Of cases.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where that figure went, but.
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  Speaker 1: There was a lot.
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  Speaker 2: You were sort of somewhat, I think it was, was
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  Speaker 2: it something like 1,500?
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  Speaker 1: 1,500 over the course of the last, since 2022. Right, okay.
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  Speaker 1: But there is a top 10.
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  Speaker 2: More than you would have expected, but okay, all right,
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  Speaker 2: top 10.
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  Speaker 1: So number one on their list.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Vapes.
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  Speaker 1: Vapes. I don't think that's how you smoke it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was just going to say that's another way
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  Speaker 2: of puffing off in strawberry or pineapple or blueberry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think they're doing it right. And I
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  Speaker 3: think cancer could still be an issue.
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  Speaker 1: A door handle.
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  Speaker 2: Door handle or door knob?
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  Speaker 1: A door handle.
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  Speaker 2: Is it one of those ones where you put your
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  Speaker 2: thumbprint on there to identify yourself?
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  Speaker 3: They said, whilst there were various vapes, just the one
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  Speaker 3: door handle since 2022.
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  Speaker 1: So that, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's a very rare case.
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  Speaker 1: That sort of restores some of my faith in humanity.
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  Speaker 1: A Nerf dart.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that could happen to any parent with kids.
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  Speaker 1: That could happen. Exactly. You bend over to pick up
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  Speaker 1: their socks.
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  Speaker 2: There he is.
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  Speaker 3: Bang.
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  Speaker 2: Got you, Dad.
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  Speaker 3: That minute you're in the back of an ambulance lying
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  Speaker 3: face down. Lego bricks.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Does it not?
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  Speaker 2: That's enough on the foot.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: It's stepping on one not painful enough.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A kinder egg.
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  Speaker 2: Kinder Surprise is excitement every time.
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  Speaker 1: And isn't there a little, like a little toy inside?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Only the doctor knew afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: This one is an interesting one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Not that the others haven't been.
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  Speaker 1: A wallpaper scraper.
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  Speaker 2: Which end?
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  Speaker 1: The whole thing. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: I was blunt.
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  Speaker 1: Home reno's, eh? Oh, my God. A coat hanger.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I just, I can't even get my.
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  Speaker 3: As you know, the great Joan Crawford said, no wire
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  Speaker 3: hangers ever. So I don't know if this is a
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  Speaker 3: plastic one. I don't know if it was for pants.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was, you know, there's coat
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  Speaker 3: hangers coming. Oh, geez, I hope it wasn't one of
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  Speaker 3: those really lovely ones your nana had that had the.
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  Speaker 1: Satin wrapped around them.
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  Speaker 2: It's almost like a doily.
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  Speaker 1: No, that has ruined everything. A knitting needle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We don't need to discuss that. And here's the one that, oh,
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  Speaker 3: a knife, by the way. Of course, it wouldn't be
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  Speaker 3: a list without a knife in the butt.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a wallpaper scraper, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: But this is the one that got me really thinking
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  Speaker 3: about how it might have got there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. A credit card.
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  Speaker 2: The American Express card. Don't leave home without it. Keep
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  Speaker 2: it somewhere safe where you won't forget it.
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  Speaker 3: Had there been an exchange of goods or services and
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  Speaker 3: someone was trying to pay by credit card and they
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  Speaker 3: swiped and it was denied?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Tap and go. Tap and go.
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  Speaker 2: Tap and go. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: All right, and that's it. Their end of the story.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing more to say.
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  Speaker 2: Who knew being in medicine could be so entertaining?