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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - When is it Okay to Poop in a Box? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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It's a victory Tuesday because my Chicago
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Bears kicked some ass last night.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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CrossFit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime.
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Afternoon.
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Afternoon.
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Whatever.
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It's fine.
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What's going on?
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Lunch afternoon.
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Look at this bullshit.
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Look at this bullshit already coming at
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me.
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You can't reason with Eagles fans, though.
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You just can't.
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She's a Packers fan.
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They're even worse.
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About the same thing.
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About the same thing.
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Green and green.
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You understand?
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I think it's got something to do with
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it.
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Because they're jealous.
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He's just mad.
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Bro,
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Case Keenum is legitimately thirty-eight
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years old.
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Ain't played in friggin' fourteen years
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and came in and whipped that ass.
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I think they call it belt to ass
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in the NFL.
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B-T-A, baby.
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B-T-A.
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She says the Packers suck, too.
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Yeah, what up with the Raiders, man?
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I won't go down that path for you,
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just because.
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But Monday Night Football is coming to New
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Orleans.
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Or Norlands, as you guys say?
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We say New Orleans.
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Nobody in their right mind says Norlands.
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Whoever wrote that is a fucking moron.
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Nobody says that.
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Isn't that where NOLA comes from?
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NOLA is one thing.
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New Orleans, Louisiana.
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That's NOLA.
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Nobody in their right mind has ever said,
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Nala, that's from here.
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You just don't say it.
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You know what most people say?
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The city.
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Because that's where you're going to is
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the city.
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It's ridiculous, dude.
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So Monday Night Football is going back to
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Nala.
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Nola.
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But yeah.
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Dude,
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I don't know your accents down there.
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Nola.
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N-O-L-A-L-A.
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Listen,
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you're the guy that says B-U is boo.
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Not B-O-O.
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Boo-fay.
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The boo-fay, baby.
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Nola.
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Because it is the...
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Is it the twenty-fifth,
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twentieth anniversary since Katrina?
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No, it has been twenty-five years.
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Twenty-five.
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Uh...
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And they are commemorating the night that,
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was it Steve Gleason that blocked the
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punt?
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Yo.
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And there's a statue for him outside of
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the Superdome.
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It's really cool looking.
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And you're playing the Falcons.
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Big night.
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It's going to be a big night.
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Yeah.
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New Orleans.
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Also something that nobody actually says.
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Yeah, dude.
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City's going to be on fire that night.
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City's going to be on fire that night.
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I remember clearly watching the actual
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game on TV.
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I was not at the Dome.
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If you talk to people from New Orleans,
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like Saints fans,
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everybody was in the Dome that night.
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FYI,
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it seats like eighty two thousand people.
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new orleans has i don't know half a
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million and if you ask them everybody was
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there that night oh yeah i was sitting
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in the stairs that night i was sitting
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in the stairs all right you you can't
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like it's statistically just physically
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it's not possible having said that i did
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watch it on tv dude and like we
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were jumping up and down screaming like it
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was we had all lost our minds because
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it was an absolutely insane time oh and
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just to be alive
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I remember it live and I'm not even
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from there.
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And it was insane around the country.
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I mean,
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that was a city that took it on
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the chin pretty hard and came back
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fighting.
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And it was just something to bring the
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city back together.
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Yeah.
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I mean, you can look,
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I don't spend a lot of time in
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yours nowadays,
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but there's still places you can go in
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the city.
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And it's been twenty five years where
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there's still mark on buildings from where
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the water was.
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Like,
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it's not something that's ever going to be
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completely washed away.
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It just won't be.
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And it shouldn't be.
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Like, people forget about stuff, man.
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And New Orleans got hit bad.
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Absolutely did.
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But so did a lot of the surrounding
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areas.
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It knocked an entire town just east of
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here in Mississippi off the map,
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and nobody ever said anything about it.
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The landmass east of New Orleans is how
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it was basically more or less called.
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It got wiped completely off the map and
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nobody ever talked about it,
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which was an insane thing to us.
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Anyway,
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I'm going to go down to Katrina Rabbit
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Hole.
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I think what happens is people act like
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Jameis Winston and they forget what has
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been
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And they start reaching for what is new.
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Remember, be doors, not speakers.
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He's a national treasure.
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I don't give a damn what anybody says.
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James Winston is a national treasure.
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He's played on almost every NFL team in
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the league at this point.
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He's been in New Orleans.
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He's been, I mean, pick a place.
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He's been to all of them.
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And he has left his mark.
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People in New Orleans still wish he was
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still here.
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They really do.
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He played great in New Orleans.
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He did.
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Sean Payton and him were actually a good
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match.
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Sean Payton got all those interceptions.
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Sean Payton delivered him from pick sixes.
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Yes.
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Absolutely.
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When he said that in the press conference,
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Dear Lord,
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please deliver me from pick sixes.
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Deliver me from all pick sixes.
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And he means it.
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That's the best part about that.
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He is me in a series as he
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could possibly get whenever he's saying
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stuff like that.
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It's amazing.
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Bay St.
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Louis was ground zero and nobody talks
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about it.
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Bay St.
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Louis was absolutely where it actually
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hit.
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People talk about you don't want to take
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a direct hit.
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You don't want to not take a direct
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hit.
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Bay St.
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Louis took over and that's the time I'm
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talking about.
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It wiped it off the map.
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They had to rebuild basically from
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everything.
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They got fifteen feet of water all the
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way through there.
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New Orleans was fine until the levees
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broke.
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Once the levees broke,
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that's when we got flood.
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It wasn't from storm surge.
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Bay St.
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Louis got storm surge.
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They should make a song about the levees
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breaking.
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Well, yeah.
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Another one.
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When I
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I'm not going to pretend to be like
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New Orleans, New Orleans.
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No, I can't even freaking figure it out,
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man.
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It's just New Orleans.
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I'm not a New Orleans expert,
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but I've been there.
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It still freaks me out that the
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Mississippi River is above your head.
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Yeah,
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Mississippi River is above my head right
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now,
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and Mississippi River is about two and a
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half miles that way.
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I that just like when I first went
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there and I went down towards the river
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walk and you got to walk up bank
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levy,
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whatever it is there to get to the
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Mississippi.
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And it's almost like,
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Like there's not a bank back down to
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the river.
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It was.
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No, no, no.
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New Orleans is in a bowl.
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New Orleans is also one of the,
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so they call it the Crescent City, right?
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It's because Mississippi River makes a big
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old turn right there.
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And it's kind of nestled in that turn.
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You can leave.
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You can be at the river,
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drive in one direction and get to the
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river.
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without ever having to make any
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significant rights or lefts.
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New Orleans is a wild place, dude.
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I think about that.
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It is a wild place in way more
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than one way.
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Yeah.
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Way more.
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Okay.
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I remember watching the news that night as
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the water started rising so scary.
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um we got a new member i thought
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he was an old member maybe he just
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re-upped yeah appreciate you george maybe
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i i i dreamt it maybe i just
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wanted it so bad i would have sworn
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and been damned he was already a member
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but yeah i think i just appreciate it
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i've wanted john to be a member for
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so long and it kindly finally came to
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fruition finally and i appreciate him so
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much
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You can become a member, too.
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Just hit that little join button down
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there below the screen.
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Or you can just wait until one of
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them days when Mark Phillips just randomly
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gives people.
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No, no, no.
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You don't want to wait.
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You don't want to wait.
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I'm just saying.
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You want to do it now.
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John has been here that long and has
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not accidentally gotten a membership from
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when John just buys fifteen of them or
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however many it is and just randomly
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distributes them.
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It's amazing.
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Yeah.
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But you can join.
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It's as low as three ninety nine a
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Just three.
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Ninety nine, but three ninety nine.
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And it helps us bring the show to
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Every afternoon.
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Every launch time.
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Case Keenum, who would have known?
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So here's a lot of people.
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I saw stuff on threads and on a
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couple places on Instagram this morning.
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This is basically Case Keenum's MOS.
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He kind of hangs out and sits on
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the bench and all of a sudden somebody
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needs him and he starts winning games.
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It's kind of wild.
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I have a lot of thoughts about it.
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Probably don't want to bore you guys with
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all of it,
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but I just had a gut feeling.
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He was brought in not as a player,
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but as a coach player or a player
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coach, however you want to phrase it.
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He was there to mentor Caleb Williams to
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make him better.
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And because he has a coach's mind,
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that's why Ben Johnson brought him in.
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So now you have a guy that's played
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fifteen years in the NFL who knows the
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plays as a coach.
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And you could tell when he was on
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the field because he's yelling out, like,
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there's the mic.
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There's a blow.
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We're OK.
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Like telling the offensive line,
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stay with the blocking scheme.
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We're good.
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I got this.
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And when you have a coach doing that
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before the snap.
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Peyton Manning was infamous for it, right?
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Beat you cerebrally rather than through
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athleticism.
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And my biggest hope is that Caleb Williams
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saw that and said, oh,
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I don't have to do it all myself.
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I like how you said Peyton Manning did
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that because he didn't have to be
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athletic.
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That's because he's not athletic.
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That man would take three steps back and
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would immediately be moved into the
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ground.
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He is not running anywhere.
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Which, I mean, thankfully,
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he's ridiculously accurate and could throw
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the ball.
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So, like, good on them for that.
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But, yeah,
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he didn't have to be athletic because he
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wasn't athletic.
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Drew Brees used to do the same thing.
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If you ever watched a Brees play call,
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looking around at defense, kill, kill,
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kill, kill.
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And then start going through all those
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other reads and stuff.
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And all before the snap.
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It's another one that was ridiculous at
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it.
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Peyton Manning told a story once that he
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actually had like a twenty-some yard gain
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on a run, and he was like,
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I was getting tired, and I was like,
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come on, someone tackle me.
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I wish somebody would tackle me.
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You guys can't be that slow.
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Oh, that's good.
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Dude, it's funny.
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Sunday,
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in between the third and the fourth
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workout, the last two workouts,
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I'm sitting in a tent with some buddies
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of mine,
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and I'm
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Some guys on one of the other Masters
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teams I'm friends with.
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And I looked at it and I said,
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oh, Lewis, y'all in third right now.
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And he said, shit.
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I don't want to be in third.
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He said,
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I want to pick up this stuff and
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go.
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Like,
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I don't have to stay around this podium.
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Don't tell me that no more.
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Yeah,
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I've been at competitions where people are
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like, hey, you're in the finals.
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Son of a bitch.
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Yeah.
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I didn't do that one more workout.
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well they keep case in or tyson come
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in next week since caleb is out for
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a while don't say a while three or
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four weeks that's however in my opinion in
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my opinion ben johnson will bring in tyson
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next week yeah tyson's clear i think
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tyson's gonna play
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only reason tyson didn't play this week is
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he didn't get cleared until sunday so he
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didn't get to he was he wasn't even
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allowed at the facility for half the week
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right no walkthroughs no film time no none
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of that other stuff like yeah
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My favorite play from last night,
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and then we'll move on,
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is Philadelphia's known for the tush-push,
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where they bring everybody on,
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all eleven guys in as close as they
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can, and then Jalen Hurts gets the ball,
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and they shove him from behind to get
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him in the end zone.
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Ben Johnson, in his cocky, arrogant way,
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had Case Keenum,
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the slowest white man on the field,
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do the exact opposite of the tush push.
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He spread them wide.
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He had both guards pool in opposite
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directions.
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And then Case Keenum just dove up the
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middle right into the end zone with nobody
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around him.
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Because the defensive tackles read the
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pool as, hey, the play's going outside.
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And it just opened up wide.
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That's amazing.
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Good on him, dude.
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Hey, uh...
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We did a similar thing Saturday night
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against Texas A&M.
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It's fourth and one.
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And we had been running a couple of
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direct snaps to the running back.
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And so they lined up.
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That's what they were going to do.
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And it was real subtle.
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Right before they started to play,
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the running back and quarterback just
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shifted over just ever so slightly.
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Called it.
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One guy runs out.
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Throws it over the top,
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touchdown by himself, dude.
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It was wild.
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That was fun as shit to watch.
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KDL,
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I thought the opposite of the tush push
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was a crotch pull.
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That was the name of the play.
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Ben Johnson said it was the crotch pull.
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So good thing you knew it.
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The amount of pauses that could have been
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used in that statement.
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I'm old, Meg.
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I don't even know what pause means.
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Garrett had to explain it to me.
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Her and Jeremy had to explain it to
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me.
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Garrett is the queen of pause because
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she'll hear it as she's saying it.
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It's fantastic.
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Not anymore, Joseph.
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Not anymore.
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Yeah.
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You mentioned Masters athletes.
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Did you see the story in the spin
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this week?
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I did.
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That Wadapalooza tested more Masters
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athletes this weekend than the games did.
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Yeah.
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It wouldn't have taken it.
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It wouldn't have took many.
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No, but here's what I find.
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This is where I think it's cool, right?
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On the surface, it's a nice story, okay,
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or whatever.
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We're testing more people, blah, blah,
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blah.
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I don't think Wadapalooza told anybody
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they were going to test Masters athletes
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this weekend.
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That was the first time I heard about
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it.
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And the fact that it was a surprise
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test
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is what i liked about it good that's
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how they should all be it's either it
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needs to be this process and i'm glad
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they did it at something like water
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palooza instead of god only knows where
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else good it should be yeah like somebody
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should just come knock on somebody's
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Like,
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you got to let people know where they
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are all the time, right?
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If you're in a testing pool and they
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let you know, hey,
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you're in a testing pool,
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you need to let me know where you
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are.
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Good.
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Go and drug test them, dude.
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Jesus.
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Andrew Sten,
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they did not test semifinalists.
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They did not test semifinalists.
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I was at a semifinal.
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There was no drug testing people there.
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There was no nothing.
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None of that.
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Because they couldn't test the online
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individuals,
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so they didn't think it was fair to
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test any of the semifinalists.
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They didn't want to spend the money.
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It's not that they couldn't.
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They didn't want to spend the money to
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do it.
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Because if they can do it to Matt
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Fraser and whoever else that they tested
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eight billion times,
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when people just roll up to his house
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or whatever the case may be,
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then they can test everybody else.
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But it's a lot of money.
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You've got to pay somebody to go do
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that and go track these people down
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wherever they're at.
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vicky can you pull up the spin piece
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again just for a second okay i i
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missed the semi-final part of it i'm
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corrected i stand corrected yeah they did
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test a few of the games that's what
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they called old boy
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Yeah, I knew they tested at the games.
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I just thought it was more that more.
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They went deeper down the list than the
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games.
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But I here's the problem.
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I hate primetime games for football.
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I used to love them as a kid.
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My team gets a national spotlight,
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all that stuff.
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I'm old now.
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I don't want to stay up until eleven
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thirty at night.
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And then I had to be at my
20:04
cardiologist this morning at seven thirty.
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And so that meant I was up way
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sooner than I normally am on a Tuesday
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morning.
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You watched the entire game?
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I always watch the entire game.
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That never, ever needs to be a question.
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You know how diehard of an LSU fan
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I am.
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And when it was thirty five to six
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in the third quarter, Saturday night,
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I went to bed.
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I also had to get up in the
20:35
morning because I had to compete Sunday.
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But
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If it's watching the whole Bears game or
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even Penn State,
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as shitty as they are this year,
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I will watch till the very end,
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no matter what the score is,
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and I'll suffer for the sleep later.
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Yeah.
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Move out west.
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The game was over by eight thirty.
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I'll tell you what, Steve.
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When I was in Montana and the game
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started eleven instead of one, I was like,
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this is wild.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All that.
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Obviously, I was in Florida all weekend,
21:15
so I didn't watch literally any of Water
21:17
Polo Zoo,
21:17
even though I kind of wanted to.
21:20
Having said that,
21:21
even if I'd have been home and not
21:23
necessarily doing anything,
21:24
the time difference,
21:25
especially with some of those times,
21:26
some of those things he started being
21:28
inside of in California,
21:29
I wouldn't have made it.
21:32
I probably had it on,
21:33
but I'd have fell asleep on the couch
21:34
watching it just because that's late, man.
21:38
This is how I roll.
21:40
I let it go for a while.
21:43
I put it on,
21:44
and then I fast-forward through all the
21:46
nonsense.
21:48
Yeah, well, you can do that.
21:50
Oh, you're talking about the game game.
21:51
Yeah.
21:52
No, no, I'm talking about Waterpalooza.
21:54
Isn't that what you said?
21:56
Yeah.
21:56
Sorry,
21:56
I was reading my notes for a second.
21:58
Waterpalooza,
21:59
that's how I dealt with it all weekend.
22:01
I'd either get up early the next day
22:02
and just fast-forward through all the
22:05
stuff and just watch the events.
22:07
Yeah.
22:08
I think that was for some of the
22:09
games this year.
22:11
many events at the games but i mean
22:12
again i also was not home so we
22:15
were at toyota's place and like we'd have
22:17
it on and i'd pause it before i
22:19
left and then come back in the afternoon
22:21
and just kind of you know get caught
22:22
up a little bit or at least run
22:24
through and see what the highlights and
22:25
whatnot were and see if i needed to
22:27
watch the entire thing but i'm not doing
22:30
that for water polo i'm not doing that
22:31
for any other like mid-major out of season
22:34
competition that's probably not gonna
22:35
happen even if it's being broadcast now
22:39
I say that depending on what's going on
22:41
while Crash is going on,
22:43
I'll probably do that for Crash.
22:44
But also, David Johnson is going to Crash.
22:49
He's going to be on camera at some
22:50
point.
22:50
I want to see my boy on the
22:53
floor.
22:54
They didn't show much of the Masters last
22:55
year.
22:55
Hopefully that changes with Flow Elite
22:59
being there.
22:59
Right.
23:03
I don't have much else for CrossFit News
23:06
because Dave's Week in Review didn't have
23:07
a whole lot in it.
23:10
I loved how he announced that Tyson was
23:12
starting last night.
23:14
He did bring that up.
23:19
On second thought, maybe not.
23:23
They need to, as it turns out.
23:30
Mad respect for Masters athletes,
23:32
but I don't understand the PED use.
23:34
Is it worth liver, kidney,
23:36
and prostate damage?
23:39
As an aspiring Masters Games athlete, no,
23:41
it is not.
23:41
I can tell you that right now.
23:44
Pain simple.
23:48
And yeah.
23:49
Masters are competing with elites at
23:51
Crash, not in separate heats this year.
23:56
Would you be fun to watch?
24:00
For a whole different reason.
24:01
But that'll be fun to watch.
24:04
I don't know if I like, I mean,
24:05
I get why like the Carolyn Klutz stuff,
24:08
like that she was actually posting times
24:12
as good as the elites.
24:13
Yeah.
24:15
But if you're doing it for just that
24:17
one individual, then,
24:20
and maybe Rudy last year was crushing it
24:23
and would have done.
24:25
Okay.
24:26
Yeah.
24:29
Some of the heavier stuff, I mean,
24:30
there's only so much you can do with
24:33
stuff like that.
24:34
But some of the more aerobic type stuff,
24:35
yeah.
24:36
I mean,
24:36
that dude's motor is absolutely insane.
24:38
He's fun to watch.
24:39
Well,
24:39
he dominated the other Masters that
24:41
crashed last year.
24:42
So maybe a little push in some other
24:46
heats, I get that.
24:47
But man,
24:48
if you're like tenth or eleventh in the
24:50
Masters division,
24:52
maybe that's not really ideal for you.
24:55
Yeah.
24:56
Well, like Kate says,
24:58
they already have to do the exact same
24:59
workouts and weights,
25:00
so it makes sense to just have them
25:02
in the heat with everybody else.
25:06
And if they...
25:08
If it so happens that David Johnson...
25:12
Yeah,
25:13
if it so happens that David Johnson
25:14
smashes somebody that he technically
25:18
shouldn't smash because he's
25:22
So much the better.
25:23
In my opinion,
25:24
that makes it way more fun to watch
25:26
at that point.
25:29
And you can get an idea of how
25:31
good some of the guys in the older
25:33
age groups actually are.
25:36
Let me ask you this.
25:38
Do you think people will tune in to
25:39
Crash as much as they had in the
25:41
past?
25:44
Because JR has been programming other
25:47
events now?
25:49
It's still Crash.
25:50
I think people tune in to Crash probably
25:54
more so because you get a better idea
25:56
of who's coming up.
25:57
Because there's been a lot of people that
25:58
compete at Crash and end up making the
25:59
games the next year.
26:01
And if you're not, you know,
26:03
you're not hyper into it and know all
26:04
these random people that are, you know,
26:06
semifinal level on the come up and
26:08
whatnot,
26:09
Crash is a good place to see those
26:10
people come.
26:15
And also a good place to just see,
26:16
you know,
26:18
also your favorites because Ironhawk is
26:22
going to be there.
26:25
Who else?
26:26
A couple other people that you,
26:27
that name that you wouldn't know.
26:28
Listen,
26:30
the Ironhawk needs to take a break.
26:33
Hey, bro.
26:35
I don't think he,
26:35
I don't think it's in him.
26:39
um this was my point kdl is i
26:43
think the diehards will definitely tune in
26:45
sure and that's why i asked the question
26:49
because like i will tune into everything
26:52
so like i just i don't always comprehend
26:58
the viewership outside of my little circle
27:02
I'm going to turn back on my Flow
27:04
Elite for Crash.
27:08
That I'd like to see.
27:09
How much does Crash affect the
27:11
subscriptions for Flow Elite?
27:14
That'd be an interesting number to see.
27:17
Granted,
27:18
I'm going to turn it on so they
27:20
can build me and then turn it off.
27:22
Then I'll have it for a month or
27:25
whatever until the next thing comes along
27:27
that I need to turn it back on
27:28
for.
27:29
Thankfully,
27:30
and people talk a lot of smack about
27:31
Flooley.
27:32
I was one of them for quite some
27:33
time.
27:33
Matter of fact,
27:34
we were talking about it Sunday night at
27:38
dinner.
27:42
But if you turn it off,
27:44
pause your subscription,
27:45
whatever you want to call it,
27:47
generally speaking,
27:47
they do give you a discount to turn
27:49
it back on.
27:49
Happened to me more than once.
27:53
Yeah.
27:54
Instead of the twenty nine ninety nine or
27:56
whatever the case may be, you know,
27:58
you'll probably get some sort of discount
28:00
for it.
28:00
And I mean, hey, bro, every dollar helps.
28:02
You know, hey,
28:04
there's a welcome back type thing.
28:05
Cool.
28:06
I'd be for a month.
28:08
Maybe maybe I'll even tune in to see
28:09
if there's some kind of weird and wacky
28:11
sport that I don't know about that they
28:13
are that they're covering and I want to
28:14
check out.
28:15
I mean, who knows?
28:16
They cover a lot of like off the
28:18
wall stuff besides us.
28:21
So turn it back on and then move
28:24
right along.
28:24
Uh, the six lane heats is very digest.
28:30
I think it's a very watchable event.
28:31
I love this super watchable.
28:35
Yes.
28:35
Same classic.
28:36
The first year did six lanes.
28:39
It was freaking awesome.
28:41
Yeah.
28:42
It looks like a better race at that
28:43
point.
28:43
Cause it like Joyce said,
28:45
it's way easier to watch.
28:46
You gotta get the camera.
28:48
People don't have to be going back and
28:50
forth because there's people going at the
28:51
same time.
28:52
It's six lanes.
28:54
And then crash usually has them either six
28:56
right next to each other or like three
28:57
and three, which is so much the better.
29:00
Yeah.
29:01
I like it.
29:04
Um,
29:08
Flow Elite wasn't that bad.
29:09
I only saw a couple times there were
29:11
technical issues.
29:12
Here's the thing.
29:14
Flow Elite isn't doing any of the
29:15
technical stuff.
29:17
They're just housing it.
29:19
So...
29:24
for Magic City.
29:26
My wife wasn't coming.
29:27
They were leaving Friday night.
29:29
They wanted me to come up.
29:32
The event that I was going to be
29:35
on the broadcast for is the only one
29:38
that they had technical difficulties on.
29:39
It was the stream.
29:41
Jennifer went to turn it on as long
29:43
as y'all got here.
29:45
and Brody got here,
29:46
and it literally was three, two, one, go,
29:50
and then it went to nothing.
29:53
Sorry for having technical difficulties or
29:55
whatnot.
29:55
That's what we were talking about then.
29:57
Having said that, nowadays anyway,
30:00
it seems to be the exception rather than
30:02
the rule.
30:03
Right,
30:04
but hearing from people who were part of
30:06
the production of Magic City and Legends,
30:11
it was because they didn't have...
30:16
It wasn't Flow Elite's issue.
30:18
It was the people producing it and putting
30:20
it up there.
30:22
They couldn't get the Wi-Fi or couldn't
30:24
get the whatever it was.
30:27
And I think that I just didn't want
30:29
the misdirected anger for a technical
30:33
issue when it's not really on them.
30:36
They're just saying, hey,
30:37
we're giving you a place to put it.
30:40
It was, I mean,
30:41
for whatever reason it was.
30:44
It was just my heat.
30:48
Which is super exciting because,
30:51
like I said, they were leaving.
30:52
As soon as they got done,
30:53
they got in the car.
30:54
They drove halfway to Birmingham,
30:56
slept overnight,
30:57
and got there in the morning.
31:00
That's one of the things we discussed on
31:01
Sunday night.
31:03
Shit happens.
31:04
What are you going to do?
31:08
This dude will not be...
31:12
this dude will not be at Crash because
31:14
I'm going to be at a Packers-Bears game.
31:21
So I will be driving to Milwaukee,
31:24
meeting up with listener Eric Mackey and
31:27
heading up to Green Bay for the game.
31:29
Nice.
31:33
So that's where I'll be.
31:35
So I'll be doing a little mini Clydesdale
31:37
meetup for the Paris Packers game.
31:41
With Eric and whoever else happens to be
31:45
there.
31:45
And his son.
31:47
Eric Mackey and his son.
31:48
Yeah.
31:49
And Mrs. Clydesdale.
31:53
So yesterday we talked about Rambo.
31:56
And another one of our great listeners,
31:58
Dan Church,
31:59
did some extensive research on
32:02
Super extensive.
32:03
He said that to me yesterday afternoon,
32:05
and I about peed myself.
32:06
I was laughing so hard because he listens
32:09
every day.
32:10
He doesn't get to tune in live nine
32:11
times out of ten.
32:12
But almost every afternoon,
32:14
I get a text from Dan regarding whatever
32:17
we were talking about at lunch,
32:19
either confirming something.
32:21
He's corrected me a couple of times,
32:23
which has been a whole lot of fun.
32:24
He's also my weightlifting coach,
32:25
so love that dude, and whatnot.
32:28
And then yesterday, just bring it up.
32:36
so we're talking about the kill rate for
32:38
Rambo and across the top is just the
32:42
straight up kill rate so First Blood one
32:46
First Blood part two twelve Rambo three
32:50
thirty three and then the newer Rambo not
32:54
the newest but the new one like in
32:57
the mid two thousand aughts eighty three
33:02
But then it's like guys killed with his
33:04
shirt off.
33:07
Forty six.
33:09
Forty five.
33:11
What's the next number of bad guys killed
33:14
by Rambo on.
33:18
Oh, my gosh.
33:21
Oh, yeah.
33:22
No matter how tired.
33:24
No matter how tired.
33:25
So that's the total of the top two.
33:31
Number of bad guys killed by accomplices
33:34
of Rambo acting on their own.
33:36
There you go.
33:37
First Blood, he had no accomplices.
33:39
No, it was just him.
33:41
But you can tell it,
33:42
people wanted to be part of Rambo's team.
33:44
Because, I mean,
33:47
that number went from zero to ten to
33:49
seventeen to forty.
33:53
Which is a lot, FYI.
33:55
Number of good guys killed by bad guys.
33:59
one thirty seven and then ban rambo three
34:02
though rambo fu the new one the two
34:06
thousand state one a hundred and thirteen
34:10
good guys got killed in those rice fields
34:15
in vietnam yeah total number of people
34:20
killed man the death toll in that that
34:24
two thousand eight two hundred thirty six
34:27
two hundred and thirty six that's a lot
34:30
fyi i like that when people kill per
34:34
minute yeah it's fantastic time into the
34:41
movie in which the first person is killed
34:45
all of these took about a half an
34:46
hour or more until the two thousand eight
34:48
version three minutes we're killing people
34:51
Three minutes and twenty-two seconds,
34:52
which means that the opening credits were
34:54
probably still rolling whenever Rambo
34:57
killed somebody.
34:58
You know what's become obvious is old
35:00
Grumpy Rambo killed more people.
35:04
Yeah, well, I mean, can you blame him?
35:07
Young,
35:07
in-shape Rambo didn't kill a soul until he
35:12
had to.
35:14
But old Grandpa Grumpy Rambo took them all
35:17
out.
35:17
Amazing.
35:24
um yeah i think that's enough for those
35:27
but thank you dan church for your
35:29
submission just like on the bottom the
35:32
very bottom statistics the number of sex
35:34
scenes is zero through all four movies
35:38
rambo's too busy killing people to make
35:40
any more people so i've been debating on
35:45
whether telling this story or not but you
35:48
know i'm i'm
35:51
It's time in the medical world where you
35:53
have to do certain things to make sure
35:55
you don't have like colon cancer.
35:57
Got it.
35:59
So my doctor said,
36:01
you don't have a history of cancer.
36:03
You don't have a history of those types
36:05
of things.
36:06
I think you're a good candidate for
36:07
Cologuard.
36:08
Oh, yeah.
36:11
Instead of the fully invasive thing.
36:16
Can I tell you how my twelve year
36:18
old brain reacted to pooping in a bucket?
36:21
You want me to tell you?
36:23
Because I did the exact same thing last
36:25
year.
36:28
It comes in a box and inside the
36:30
box is a little plastic bucket and they
36:33
give you a bracket so it hangs on
36:36
your toilet and you better hope you have
36:39
it aimed just right.
36:43
That bore on my mind more than anything
36:46
else during the entire thing was that what
36:48
if I miss?
36:50
And it's impossible to miss, FYI,
36:52
because it's a pretty large bag or
36:55
whatnot.
36:56
And my twelve-year-old brain,
36:57
because I know where,
36:58
I think I'm pretty sure you know where
37:00
you're going with this,
37:01
is I'm about to mail my,
37:04
send my poop through the mail.
37:08
That's the part.
37:09
You have to like rip off the label
37:12
it comes in and there's another label
37:14
underneath and you have to pack it up
37:16
all nice.
37:17
And I scheduled the pickup and they
37:20
weren't coming until the next day.
37:21
So I had to have a box of
37:23
poop sitting by my front door waiting for
37:27
the next morning to put it out on
37:29
the porch.
37:30
I brought mine to the UPS store.
37:42
So, and I'm walking in there and it's,
37:46
it's, it can't be the first time.
37:49
Right.
37:49
So, and like, this, I,
37:51
this is a UPS store by my office.
37:52
I've been several times,
37:54
but you know what I mean?
37:56
I'm sure they recognize me at least at
37:57
some point because I go there relatively
38:00
often.
38:01
So here I am walking in with this
38:03
box and just handed it to the lady,
38:05
like mortified the entire time.
38:07
And I didn't want to embarrass her.
38:10
Anything liquid or flammable in this box?
38:15
Yes.
38:15
Any lithium batteries?
38:17
Let me think.
38:19
What did I drink this weekend?
38:22
Man, lithium, you say?
38:23
No, no, no.
38:25
I don't think it was the last time
38:26
I ate a battery.
38:27
It's been a while.
38:28
It's been a while.
38:33
So,
38:34
my wife comes home from work and she's
38:37
like...
38:39
She's like, what's that box?
38:47
I'm like, it's some shit.
38:50
She goes, okay, what?
38:51
I'm like, it's actually my shit.
38:56
She goes, you're joking.
38:58
I'm like, no, it's my shit.
39:01
I'm not joking.
39:06
It's a whole process, guys.
39:11
so then i'm thinking someone asked imagine
39:17
a guy that has to open the box
39:18
right and i'm thinking like i didn't see
39:23
mike rowe do a dirty jobs about the
39:26
guy that has to then open it up
39:28
and examine it but you should mike that's
39:32
about as dirty of a job as you're
39:34
gonna get i'm sure i'm pretty sure mike
39:37
rose a big uh
39:39
a big listener.
39:40
He's a big fan of the show.
39:41
So he should probably like, that's,
39:42
that's,
39:43
that's your next episode right there,
39:44
my boy.
39:46
Head over to the Koolagore people and just
39:48
be there for when they open the box.
39:49
Cause that's going to be the first thing
39:50
you do.
39:50
It's not just the box, the box,
39:51
then you got to open the can that
39:53
they give you to put the inside the
39:55
box to be able to ship it off.
39:57
And it's, it's got a screw on lid.
39:59
So it's nice and tight, but,
40:02
and I'll get to the other,
40:03
but this went through my head too.
40:05
Uh, train, uh,
40:08
Because one Halloween,
40:09
my wife and I went as the Dick
40:10
in the Box duo.
40:14
And so then all I wanted to sing
40:15
was, it's my shit in a box.
40:19
It's my shit in a box, man.
40:26
Here's the thing I also thought about.
40:29
Go ahead,
40:29
because I'm going to ask you a question.
40:31
The craziest part is the wand.
40:34
Yes.
40:36
You have to want your own shit and
40:40
then put it in a tube.
40:42
And close that up.
40:43
That also goes in the box.
40:47
FYI, in case you guys are wondering,
40:48
I know we get a lot of real
40:50
fun stuff on this show,
40:51
but this is probably pretty high level
40:53
right here.
40:55
Yeah, Joey, you'll find out.
40:57
You ain't quite old enough yet, brother,
40:58
but it's coming.
41:00
Here's my thought that...
41:02
And make sure the tip is completely
41:04
covered, the instructions say.
41:07
You got to... Here's what I was thinking.
41:11
The other thing I was thinking of as
41:12
I was dropping it off to the UPS
41:15
people.
41:16
I'm sure everybody in here has got stuff
41:17
delivered from, whether it be UPS, FedEx,
41:20
Amazon, whatever,
41:22
came in a cardboard box that was damaged.
41:26
Yeah.
41:30
When it got to you, right?
41:33
Like had a corner that was because I
41:37
don't,
41:38
one of my do I used to play
41:39
soccer with, um,
41:41
work for UPS delivered for UPS.
41:43
Like, and he said, bro,
41:44
like you should see some of the times
41:45
when they, when we loading these trucks,
41:47
like they in a hurry and they were
41:49
just literally swinging stuff in there at
41:51
some, at some point, just saying, man.
42:00
So what if it's runny?
42:03
So they tell you that it needs to
42:05
be a normal shit.
42:07
If it's not a normal shit or you're
42:09
sick or you have diarrhea,
42:11
you should not do the test at that
42:17
point.
42:18
Correct.
42:18
I can't do three cups of coffee deep.
42:22
Trent says you always got to cover the
42:24
tip.
42:25
always got to cover this absolutely always
42:27
that is that is sage advice from miss
42:31
train olive she is a wise police officer
42:36
i'm sure she's seen some uncovered tips um
42:38
so yeah the ups guys are slinging the
42:44
shit slinging poop baby i just i couldn't
42:51
fully submerged to the tip noted yep
42:54
exactly joyce you're welcome joy like what
42:57
what if they think it gets to where
42:59
its final destination the color the
43:01
cooling guard people and like now you got
43:04
a damaged box like that's that's the dirty
43:08
job guy right there right what if the
43:12
truck flips over at some point and like
43:15
now it's all jumbled up and
43:21
sometimes you don't know if it's going to
43:22
be normal.
43:23
Well,
43:23
then you have to wipe out the bucket
43:25
and start over.
43:26
You have to start over.
43:28
Which you don't want to have to do,
43:29
Terry.
43:30
Believe me.
43:30
It's not the most fun thing I've done.
43:34
I'll put it to you like that.
43:36
Not looking forward to doing it again.
43:38
It's not that it was hard.
43:39
It just felt weird.
43:41
Yeah, it was.
43:43
I procrastinated for three days before I
43:45
actually built up enough courage to
43:47
actually go ahead and do it.
43:48
That's a fact.
43:50
To the point where my wife was like,
43:51
are you going to do this or not?
43:53
You need to get this thing out of
43:54
my house because I'm tired of looking at
43:55
this plastic cup that your poop's got to
44:00
go in.
44:03
Mine came while I was in Montana.
44:07
I'm getting texts every day, hey,
44:08
don't forget.
44:10
Don't forget to poop in a bucket.
44:13
Don't forget, hey,
44:14
did you poop in the bucket yet?
44:18
No, thank you.
44:19
I hadn't forgotten yet, as it turns out.
44:23
What I love that they say you have
44:25
two weeks from the time you get the
44:26
box to poop in the box and then
44:28
send it off.
44:29
And then a day after you get it,
44:31
they're like, hey, did you do it yet?
44:32
Oh, I understand.
44:33
Hey, did you do it?
44:34
We sent you the thing.
44:35
Did you get the thing?
44:35
Did you get the thing?
44:37
Our records indicate that you got the
44:38
thing.
44:39
So you might want to use the thing
44:40
to do the thing that we got sent
44:42
you.
44:42
You only have two weeks to do this.
44:44
Okay.
44:45
I still got thirteen days.
44:47
I only have two weeks.
44:49
Like, dude,
44:50
it's going to take me a couple of
44:51
days just to build up the courage to
44:53
go ahead and open this box before I
44:55
ever get started.
44:56
So maybe you should, like,
44:57
maybe just calm your tits a little bit.
44:59
Maybe just chill out.
45:00
It felt so weird.
45:02
Like,
45:03
I did it when my wife wasn't in
45:05
the house.
45:07
And I'm peeking out the door like there's
45:10
nobody here.
45:11
Nobody's coming.
45:12
Nobody's looking.
45:14
There's nobody else here.
45:17
And then you're walking out to reassemble
45:19
everything, wand it.
45:22
I'm like, man,
45:24
you go from like really nervous to, hey,
45:26
am I like a CIA agent or CSI
45:29
agent?
45:32
Does this qualify me as being a doctor
45:34
now?
45:35
Am I now a medical doctor?
45:36
Since now I'm qualified to wand the shit.
45:39
It was so big.
45:42
It was so weird, dude.
45:44
It's up there with the weirdest things
45:45
I've ever done in my entire life.
45:46
I'll put it like that.
45:47
And I've done some weird shit.
45:49
Yeah, Walter was like,
45:50
what in the hell is he doing?
45:55
Walter.
45:56
He puts bags on to pick up my
45:59
shit.
45:59
Yeah.
46:01
That's fantastic.
46:04
Yeah, no thanks.
46:08
There will be no funny reel on this
46:09
topic today.
46:12
This is not going to be...
46:12
Don't make promises you can't keep.
46:14
This is not going to be one of
46:15
those that we're just going to...
46:18
This content is exclusive to the entire
46:21
show.
46:22
You need to watch the entire show.
46:24
Last time I checked,
46:24
neither you or Vicky make the reels that
46:26
go out on... We absolutely do not.
46:31
That's a fact.
46:33
so anyway it's whatever the guy picks
46:37
that's what we go with that damn media
46:50
guy yeah i know um i don't got
46:54
much else man i i i came home
46:57
from montana i was worried about my
46:59
drumming
47:02
the funny thing is i put out like
47:05
the video just to say hey look i'm
47:07
still doing this it's going pretty well
47:09
put it out on tiktok i get and
47:12
i get tips and tricks and and analysis
47:16
of my drumming ability from the tiktok
47:18
world all right it's it's pretty wild damn
47:25
i do like the i like i like
47:26
your
47:27
One, two, three, four.
47:29
Hitting your sticks together before you
47:30
start.
47:30
That was good shit right there.
47:32
Yeah,
47:32
so that's how they do it on the
47:34
lessons to get you in the rhythm before
47:38
you start.
47:40
Look at KDL.
47:43
Twenty-eight months member and shit just
47:45
got real.
47:46
I know.
47:49
Thank you.
47:50
Thank you so much for being a member
47:51
for twenty-eight months.
47:54
Don't listen to Corey.
47:55
You don't need to wait for Mark Phillips.
47:56
You can do it yourself.
47:57
Just hit the join button.
48:00
Three ninety nine a month helps us put
48:03
this show on.
48:04
So you get all the shit.
48:06
Whether you want it or not.
48:10
Auditions for the Clydesdale band will
48:12
open soon.
48:13
Stay tuned.
48:15
The Clydettes, the Clydesdale singers,
48:17
they they wanted more from us.
48:19
Maybe more.
48:21
So that's why I was picking up the
48:23
drums.
48:24
We need a bass player,
48:27
not just a bass,
48:29
like an actual bass player.
48:31
We definitely need a guitar.
48:35
Jeffrey Birchfield.
48:37
Oh, yeah.
48:37
Well, Shataki.
48:38
Shataki.
48:41
Shataki.
48:42
Shataki.
48:43
Shataki.
48:43
Shataki.
48:45
Shataki.
48:45
Shataki.
48:49
I was having this conversation with
48:51
Garrett yesterday.
48:54
All I ever wanted to be as a
48:55
kid was a sports broadcaster.
48:58
And I'm living out this dream with this
49:00
podcast.
49:01
I'm just living it out.
49:03
And I don't do this anymore for the
49:05
clicks.
49:06
Sometimes I lost my way.
49:09
I do it because I love hanging out
49:12
with you guys every day.
49:14
And this is like fulfilling a dream of
49:17
mine.
49:20
And I started this podcast at forty nine.
49:23
And to be able to like fulfill a
49:26
lifelong dream at forty nine is awesome.
49:31
At any point.
49:34
So thank you, everyone,
49:37
for like just hanging out with us.
49:40
I couldn't ask for anything more.
49:43
You guys are all the best.
49:46
Doesn't Kat sing?
49:47
She does.
49:48
She has a band and everything.
49:51
I'm not sure she dumped that band for
49:53
our band.
49:55
Probably not.
49:55
Especially considering our band's not
49:56
actually real and hers is.
49:59
Probably be our first guest right there.
50:06
Not everyone is comfortable talking about
50:08
packaging their poop.
50:09
This is my safe space.
50:11
No.
50:12
The only person that I listen to any
50:14
kind of regularly that's talked about
50:15
packaging their poop before has been
50:17
Siobhan,
50:17
and that's when he's talking about taking
50:18
a shit in his van,
50:19
which is not the same thing.
50:21
FYI,
50:21
because he didn't package it and mail it
50:22
to anybody after that to see if he
50:24
had colon cancer or not.
50:25
We do not recommend shitting in your van.
50:28
No.
50:28
As a matter of fact,
50:29
if we're going to take a stance on
50:31
it,
50:31
if we're going to take a Clydesdale media
50:34
official stance on it,
50:36
Don't shit in your van.
50:37
Don't shit in your van.
50:40
I know it's a hard line,
50:41
but unless this unless unless you live in
50:45
a van by the river.
50:51
Yeah.
50:51
Don't shit in a van and always avoid
50:54
the pit corner.
50:57
I need to figure out what that is.
50:58
I missed that part of the show yesterday.
50:59
I was on a call.
51:00
It's like the first five minutes, dude.
51:02
I got to go look at it.
51:04
Just fast forward so you see J.J.
51:06
Watt on a beach working out.
51:07
That's fantastic.
51:12
You know,
51:12
we actually got demonetized yesterday for
51:15
the Jameis Winston post.
51:17
Get out.
51:18
CBS demonetized us.
51:22
Dude.
51:23
And I don't even care about the money.
51:25
But when you get demonetized,
51:26
YouTube won't push your video anymore
51:28
because they can't make any money on it.
51:31
That's CBS.
51:33
I know y'all are watching, obviously.
51:35
We're stealing all the CBS views.
51:38
Yeah,
51:38
clearly we're pulling so many people from
51:40
CBS with our twenty six live viewers right
51:42
now.
51:44
That's what most of these guys would be
51:45
doing right now.
51:46
They weren't watching us,
51:47
was watching CBS's YouTube or maybe their
51:51
public television.
51:52
I don't even know, dude.
51:53
Like, yeah,
51:54
it said you have a copyright strike from
51:56
CBS.
51:57
I was like, damn.
52:00
For playing, for partially,
52:03
because we didn't even play the whole damn
52:04
thing, I don't believe,
52:06
a little bit of Jameis Winston saying some
52:08
of the most off-the-wall shit you've ever
52:09
heard in your entire life.
52:10
Yep.
52:14
Her face is now up on the CBS
52:16
boardroom wall.
52:17
If you see these men...
52:22
It's us.
52:23
And then there's a little line below and
52:25
there's Vicky with like a question mark on
52:27
her face.
52:30
We heard they have a producer.
52:32
Her name is Vicky.
52:34
We're like the A-team now.
52:36
We're soldiers of fortune.
52:38
Yeah.
52:38
See, look, Joey Perez.
52:39
He deleted his CBS app because he gets
52:41
his news here now.
52:46
That's where we love you, Joey.
52:48
Yeah.
52:49
To be fair, Joey,
52:50
we are the arbiters of truth.
52:54
That's why.
52:55
That's why.
52:56
They heard that the arbiters of truth had
53:00
taken their Jameis Winston video and
53:04
talked about it for five minutes.
53:09
And now they said, it's over.
53:14
Get legal on the phone right now.
53:17
That's so good, dude.
53:18
Yeah, apparently,
53:19
but this is how you know you made
53:21
it when CBS gets you a copyright strike
53:24
right here for talking about how
53:27
clinically insane Jameis Winston is for a
53:30
couple of minutes.
53:32
All I can picture is Les Moonves going,
53:35
get me legal.
53:37
Get me legal.
53:42
These two crackpots.
53:44
These two crackpots right here.
53:46
God.
53:47
They call themselves the Arbiters of
53:49
Truth.
53:50
No, we do not.
53:50
Somebody else called us that for us.
53:55
Look, dude,
53:56
a man much more than myself told me
53:57
a long time ago,
53:58
never to brag on yourself.
53:59
When you get good enough,
54:00
people will do it for you, right?
54:01
So Dave called us the Arbiters of Truth,
54:05
and then CBS gave us a copyright strike
54:07
for their reinforcing that apparently we
54:09
are the Arbiters of Truth.
54:10
I mean, come on.
54:12
We're about to change the name of this
54:13
lunch show.
54:18
The Arbiters of Truth.
54:20
Yeah.
54:22
Oh,
54:22
lunch with the Clydesdale and I can have
54:24
a tagline of The Arbiters of Truth.
54:27
Banned by CBS.
54:31
It's not bragging when it's facts, man.
54:36
Yeah, I agree with Terry.
54:37
The world is a safer place now that
54:38
we got a strike.
54:41
Here's the thing.
54:42
You think that they did that to everybody?
54:44
Because you know how many places played
54:46
that clip
54:49
I don't know if ESPN got a copyright
54:51
strike, but they played it.
54:59
I always used to say that CBS was
55:01
like the actual network TV.
55:02
CBS was catnip for old people because I...
55:08
they had all those like the old people
55:11
associated shows like for the longest time
55:13
and this is just more get off my
55:15
lawn baby the father dowling mysteries uh
55:18
murder she wrote murder she wrote uh
55:22
wasn't falcon crest on cbs like all of
55:24
that type of shit saying you know dallas
55:26
yeah um
55:32
So, like,
55:32
this is just more get off my lawn
55:33
behavior.
55:34
It's like these two yahoos on freaking
55:37
some internet podcast,
55:39
on some YouTube podcast,
55:42
played our clip for ten seconds of Jameis
55:45
Winston saying some, again, unhinged shit,
55:48
which is normal, basically,
55:50
just Jameis Winston talking at that point.
55:52
Our cash cow, Angela Lansbury, died.
55:55
So now these guys are stealing the little
55:57
bit of money we were getting.
56:02
Oh,
56:03
how long has Angela Lansbury been dead?
56:04
Thirty years?
56:06
No, I think she just died, dude.
56:08
Did she really?
56:09
Yeah.
56:11
That old bird kept on living.
56:13
I need Vicky to look it up because
56:15
I saw it today and I haven't seen
56:16
it since then,
56:17
so it might have just been AR or
56:18
somebody making up that Jackie Chan passed
56:21
away.
56:22
Made up.
56:23
Made up.
56:23
Okay, good.
56:29
Angela Lansbury made it to
56:32
Damn.
56:34
She had to be three hundred years old,
56:35
dude,
56:35
because she was old in the eighties
56:37
whenever she was on.
56:37
Hey, Jay Birch,
56:39
Matlock will always be Andy Griffith to
56:40
me.
56:41
Yeah, Matlock is not still alive.
56:44
There's only one Matlock.
56:46
Mr. Belding passed away yesterday.
56:49
Yeah, bro.
56:52
You could have kept that shit to yourself,
56:53
Andrew.
56:53
I'm just saying.
56:54
Now I'm depressed.
56:55
Yeah, that's messed up.
56:57
I guess he wasn't saved by the bell.
57:10
We have completely gone off the rails.
57:13
We're doing EA Sports tonight at six p.m.
57:16
Eastern time.
57:17
And then Jamie and Carolyn and I are
57:19
doing the trifecta show tonight.
57:23
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57:25
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57:26
Eastern time.
57:27
Come check us there.
57:28
Like and subscribe.
57:29
Do all that stuff.
57:31
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
57:33
room to jazz me up.
57:35
I'm already jazzy.
57:47
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
57:48
saddle.
57:49
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
57:50
saddle.
57:51
Talking reps,
57:52
real life strength in the battle.
57:55
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
57:57
we cover it all.
58:00
Midday motivation every time we press
58:02
call.
58:04
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
58:06
heat.
58:06
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
58:09
Half hour hustle, yeah,
58:10
we building that brand.
58:11
Grab a plate, shoot it, now you're