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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 30th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity training for a politically
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Speaker 3: correct world.
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Speaker 4: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody.
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Speaker 5: Good morning.
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Speaker 4: Well, it's finally Wednesday, Greg.
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Speaker 3: Finally.
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Speaker 4: All day yesterday. Greg and I thought it was Wednesday already.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Felt like it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 4: Welcome to it. It is September 30th, the final day
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Speaker 4: of September.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 3: Tomorrow's going to be huge. 2026. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Tomorrow is the beginning of Menace's birthday month.
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Speaker 6: Wow.
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 2: The world has been waiting for the list to drop.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: It's going to fall out of the sky.
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Speaker 3: My name is Woody.
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Speaker 4: That is Greg Gorey.
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Speaker 3: Hollywood. We got Menace.
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Speaker 2: What is up?
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Speaker 3: Hi. Gina Grad.
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Speaker 6: Hi.
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Speaker 4: Seabass is here. We got Sammy. Hello. We got Jeff G.
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Speaker 4: We got Morgan, our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer.
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Speaker 4: There's Dumbass Tyler. We got Bort. We got Menji. We
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Speaker 4: got the phones open.
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Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY.
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Speaker 4: You can send us a text over to 22987. We've
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Speaker 4: got the birthdays, the porno birthdays coming up for you
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Speaker 4: here in just a minute. But first, I'll tell you today,
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Speaker 4: September 30th is Blasphemy Day. Don't blaspheme. It is also
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Speaker 4: International Podcast Day. Oh, shout out to podcasts. Because everybody's
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Speaker 4: got a podcast. I don't know, man. Podcasts is becoming
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Speaker 4: one of those words, how Seabass gets turned off to things. Like, oh, blah, blah, blah, podcast,
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Speaker 4: podcast this, podcast that. It's become exhaustive.
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Speaker 3: It is.
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Speaker 1: Why?
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Speaker 2: It's too much.
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Speaker 4: There's too much talk about it. There's too many podcasts.
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Speaker 4: Most of them blow. Everybody has something to say.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know.
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Speaker 4: It's like a pop-up for Greg. It's the term. I
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Speaker 4: don't have a problem with what they are.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 4: Like, it's fine.
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Speaker 3: I understand.
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Speaker 4: Like, hey, it's what we do. Audio is great.
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Speaker 2: It's all cool.
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Speaker 4: It's the word. I think it's the word.
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Speaker 3: Pod.
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Speaker 4: Pod is kind of a gross word when you stop. No,
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Speaker 4: that's just because you have that dot fear.
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Speaker 3: Pod. Pod.
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Speaker 7: Greg, I was at a charging station for your car,
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Speaker 7: and they were advertising a food truck pop-up.
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Speaker 3: Food truck pop-up?
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 4: That's what a food truck is. That's right. It rolls up.
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Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Isn't that kind of like a redundant thing?
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Speaker 2: Exactly. It stays pop-up. That's a stupid term. You know,
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Speaker 2: ATM machine.
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Speaker 3: Oh, the worst.
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Speaker 1: Pin number.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Right, right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, pin number. I heard one the other day on
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Speaker 3: the news, they're going to have a public IPO.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to be public, is it?
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Speaker 1: Oh.
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Speaker 3: Okay. A non-public IPO? Yeah.
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Speaker 4: What was the P for?
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Today is Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day.
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Speaker 3: Yum.
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Speaker 2: National Chewing Gum Day.
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Speaker 3: Sure.
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Speaker 4: It is National Hot Mold Cider Day.
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Speaker 3: Gross.
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Speaker 4: What does that mean? Like apple cider, I understand, but
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Speaker 4: like hot mold? What does that mean?
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Speaker 3: I think you put in like cinnamon sticks and cloves
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Speaker 3: and all this other crap.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no thank you.
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Speaker 3: Nice. Yuck.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then today is Pet Tricks Day.
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Speaker 7: Oh, sweet.
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Speaker 3: Aw, babe.
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Speaker 2: They can do shake, my two dogs. They can shake
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Speaker 2: the paw. And then sit.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, lay down.
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Speaker 2: And come here. I only have one dog that actually
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Speaker 2: listens to me on everything. The other one is deaf.
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Speaker 4: There's been a lot of talk recently, you know, with
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Speaker 4: Morgan talking about she's going to get these peptides.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You know, Menace and all the GLP, you know, stuff.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: What's the other one?
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Speaker 3: Retta?
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Speaker 2: Retta is the one that Morgan is taking. Oh, that's
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Speaker 2: a peptide? Yeah, that's the one that I wanted to
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Speaker 2: bring up because I feel like so many people are
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Speaker 2: taking it now.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Well, I saw an interesting question. I figured I'd bring
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Speaker 4: it up to the room. Like, what do you think? Like,
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Speaker 4: you know, back in the 70s and 80s. Nobody thought
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Speaker 4: twice about asbestos, right?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And then everybody figured out the health risks to it.
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Speaker 4: But what do you think will be today's asbestos? Will
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Speaker 4: it be this kind of stuff, like the peptides, the
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Speaker 4: GLP-1 stuff that people are taking? Will it be all
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Speaker 4: the energy drinks? That's what I was going to say.
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Speaker 4: Are we going to find out? What are we going
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Speaker 4: to find out later?
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Speaker 3: It's like, oh, crap.
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Speaker 9: Or is it going to be our phones? Because it's
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Speaker 9: like where you don't know it is, right? And you're like, oh,
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Speaker 9: we've all been doing that.
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Speaker 4: Or something like disposable lithium batteries. You know, people talk
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Speaker 4: about microplastics or like, what will, what, what will, uh,
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Speaker 4: who knew be, what do you think today's asbestos will
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Speaker 4: be of all the things that are happening?
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Speaker 7: A lot of people are saying it's going to be
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Speaker 7: not wealth, not just a well that well wealth number one,
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Speaker 7: because it, that drives down birth rate. Uh, but number two,
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Speaker 7: it's going to be AI and brain development that unless
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Speaker 7: you're working, like if less you're doing, unless you're writing
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Speaker 7: long letters on paper, unless you're doing math on paper.
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Speaker 7: You just don't learn it.
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Speaker 2: I know you don't believe me, but I swear I
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Speaker 2: was a better speller before computer.
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Speaker 4: A lot of people, when they were asking that question,
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Speaker 4: said social media and AI. Yeah. And the other thing,
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Speaker 4: even with social media, like long-term effects of like posting
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Speaker 4: your babies and your toddlers and your kids on social media,
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Speaker 4: which I've never done.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Like I've always kept the kids separate of the job.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: I mean, but. But CBAS is right. Like challenging your
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Speaker 2: brain when you don't have to do it anymore. That
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Speaker 2: is very dangerous.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I mean, look at us.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Exhibit A, exhibit B.
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Speaker 7: And this goes back to another point is that if
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Speaker 7: you don't do it early, there's no making it up.
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Speaker 4: That's right. After the cement's hard.
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Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
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Speaker 7: So that's why other people make the dumb argument of, well,
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Speaker 7: if kids don't like math, don't make them do it.
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Speaker 4: No, no. If they don't do it now, that brain
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Speaker 4: part will never develop. That's my argument?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: That's why little kids learn languages so fast.
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Speaker 4: That's why I don't understand.
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Speaker 10: I never have. Like, why am I only learning Spanish
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Speaker 10: in seventh grade?
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Speaker 4: That's too late. Hire a foreign nanny. ASAP, everyone. Somebody
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Speaker 4: actually did say wealth. Because we're living in the finding
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Speaker 4: out phase of what happens when some people are allowed
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Speaker 4: to hoard unsightly amounts of wealth and power.
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Speaker 7: Well, I'm not going to get into it. Look at
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Speaker 7: the poverty rates every year for the past hundred years.
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Speaker 7: They're always going down, and that's because of wealth.
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Speaker 4: People are saying vapes, Greg. I know you're a big
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Speaker 4: fan of vaping.
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Speaker 3: That wouldn't even be a mystery, though.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, that was dangerous?
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Speaker 4: That was bad for me. Now here's one that's on
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Speaker 4: the list and I'm like, I don't really understand. I
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Speaker 4: guess they're already banned in some countries, but quartz countertops. What?
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Speaker 2: They're banned? The dust.
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Speaker 3: Oh, the dust?
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Speaker 4: Not for us, but for the people who install them.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the people who manufacture them. Who actually like grind
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Speaker 3: them and make them. Really?
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Speaker 4: It's an asbestos, not asbestos.
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Speaker 3: It's essentially like that.
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Speaker 10: Then how the hell are my nail techs still employed?
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Speaker 4: Is all that dust? Oh my God.
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Speaker 3: Oh God.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody else said spray sunscreen. Because there's tons of
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Speaker 4: these white lung class action lawsuits.
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Speaker 10: That's the joke that Adam Carolla used to make is
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Speaker 10: we're all going to get white lung from spraying that
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Speaker 10: in kids' faces.
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Speaker 4: You know what you don't hear about anymore? Remember when-
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Speaker 4: Adam Carolla? Popcorn lung. Yes, that was from vapes. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: They said everyone's going to get popcorn lung.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Well, no, it wasn't even from vapes. It was from
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Speaker 4: actual microwave popcorn. They were talking about people who worked
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Speaker 4: in these factories that manufactured- you know, the microwave popcorn,
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Speaker 4: something about like the butter or whatever stuff that they
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Speaker 4: were using. Yeah, there was something with popcorn lung That
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Speaker 4: had a minute where a lot of people were talking
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Speaker 4: about it. Do you remember that, Seabass?
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Speaker 2: I know something about popcorn lung.
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Speaker 4: That's when they started pushing, oh, you should go back
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Speaker 4: to doing your own air popped stuff. Stop using the
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Speaker 4: microwave popcorn and go back to doing your own air
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Speaker 4: pop like we used to do back in the day.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 10: I think these might be two different things because this
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Speaker 10: one says popcorn lung is from this flavoring chemical.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the buttery stuff.
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Speaker 4: But in e-cigarettes, it says. So that's so strange.
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Speaker 3: Cigarettes.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Polyester clothing, but they say that's microplastic pollution. Plastic plumbing,
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Speaker 4: like plastic water pipes and things like that. Growth hormones
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Speaker 4: in chickens and other farmed animals. Or what about this
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Speaker 4: meat that they're basically growing in labs?
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 7: Well, I think that kind of fell out of favor, thankfully,
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Speaker 7: because it was impossible to make and it wasn't any
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Speaker 7: better for you.
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Speaker 3: No better for you. Let's see.
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Speaker 4: Another one's on here. Spray foam installation or insulation installation.
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Speaker 4: Which I love. Dude, watching that on HGTV, Greg, it
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Speaker 4: looks so cool. It looks so thorough.
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Speaker 8: Right.
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Speaker 4: Because it gets into every little nook and cranny.
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Speaker 3: Exactly.
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Speaker 4: That's no good. And then it grows by like a
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Speaker 4: hundred times.
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Speaker 2: It's cool.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So on the text, you can hit us up over
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Speaker 4: to 22987. What do you think will be today's asbestos?
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Speaker 4: Like nobody thought twice about it back in the day,
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Speaker 4: but then everybody figured out the health risks. So of
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Speaker 4: all the things, the energy drinks, the GLP-1 drugs? What's
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Speaker 4: going to be the thing that, you know, 30 years
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Speaker 4: from now, everybody's like, oh, man, I can't.
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Speaker 2: Believe we actually did that. Bad idea.
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Speaker 4: Gas-powered cars, people.
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Speaker 3: What is it?
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Speaker 4: Gas-powered cars that are human-driven. I've said it before.
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Speaker 2: I'll say it again.
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Speaker 7: 30,000 people in this country alone every year die just
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Speaker 7: going to work, screwing around.
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Speaker 4: So they shouldn't go to work.
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Speaker 2: They should be driverless cars.
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Speaker 4: Because driverless cars will... Oh, I thought you said gas-powered cars.
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Speaker 6: He did.
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Speaker 4: Gas-powered human-driven cars.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: That will cut that by 90 plus percent. Just basically
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Speaker 4: human driven cars.
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Speaker 2: Also, the whole battery argument, they just figured out how
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Speaker 2: to reuse those batteries. So they're not going to go
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Speaker 2: on the planet. 877-44-WOODY.
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Speaker 4: Send us a text over to 22987. We got the
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Speaker 4: birthdays and your portal birthday here on this Tuesday. Starting
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Speaker 4: with the celebrities.
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Speaker 3: Happy birthday to T-Pain, the founding father of Auto-Tune. He's
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Speaker 3: 42 years old today.
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Speaker 4: He was Gary on Veep, Buster on Arrested Development. Tony
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Speaker 4: Hale is 56 today. Fran Drescher.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: How old do you think Fran Drescher is today, Greg?
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Speaker 3: Oh, God, I don't even know.
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Speaker 6: 69? 69.
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Speaker 4: All right. That's all right, dog. How old do you
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Speaker 4: think Lacey Chabert is today?
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Speaker 7: Oh.
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Speaker 4: Lover of Hallmark movies. She was Gretchen in Mean Girls.
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Speaker 4: She was on Party of Five.
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Speaker 11: 47.
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Speaker 4: She's 44.
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Speaker 2: How dare you?
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Speaker 4: Greg, how old do you think Barry Williams, Greg Brady
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Speaker 4: from the Brady Bunch is today?
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Speaker 6: 74.
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Speaker 4: 72.
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Speaker 3: Damn it.
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Speaker 4: How dare you?
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Speaker 7: Damn it.
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Speaker 4: Kieran Culkin is 44 today. He was on Succession, Macaulay's
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Speaker 4: younger brother. So good. Menace, how old is that F1
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Speaker 4: car driver you like, Max Verstappen?
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Speaker 2: Max Verstappen?
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Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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Speaker 4: Is he 33?
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Speaker 2: How dare you?
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Speaker 3: He's 29.
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Speaker 2: Jenna Ullman.
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Speaker 4: Is 55 today. Ezra Miller, who used to be the
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Speaker 4: Flash in the DC Universe, is 34. And Eric Stoltz,
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Speaker 4: he was the original Marty McFly when they filmed Back
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Speaker 4: to the Future.
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Speaker 2: Which would have been terrible.
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Speaker 4: Not in the worst movie. But he was awesome as
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Speaker 4: Rocky Dennis, the boy with that massive facial deformity and mask.
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Speaker 3: He's 65 today.
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Speaker 4: And then your porno birthday is Sheena Shaw. And today's
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Speaker 4: birthday girl, she has been filled more times than a
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Speaker 4: prescription at CVS. Fat Sammy would be so jealous. Sheena
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Speaker 4: is five foot tall and weighs just 94 pounds.
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Speaker 3: You should weigh. I know.
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Speaker 4: Hashtag goals, right?
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Speaker 3: Gross.
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Speaker 4: She's been in 265 fine films, including Sheena Shaw, Splooge Fairy. Also,
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Speaker 4: Vroom Vroom, The Best of Car Sex, Volume 1. She
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Speaker 4: was in Big League Squirters, Volume 6. Surprisingly Elegant Street Slut,
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Speaker 4: Banged with No Rubber, Volume 1.
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Speaker 3: Whoa.
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Speaker 4: And you guys, who can forget her unforgettable role in
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Speaker 4: Anal Speculum Spectacular?
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Speaker 1: Gross.
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Speaker 4: It is spectacular. That is Sheena Shaw, who's 41 years
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Speaker 4: old today. And that is your porno birthday and your
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Speaker 4: celebrity birthdays here on The Woody Show.
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Speaker 2: And now, more of The Woody Show.
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Speaker 4: And let's check in with Gina Grant. She's got the
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Speaker 4: trending news headlines.
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Speaker 10: Well, the wildcard round opened with three blowouts in one
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Speaker 10: actual game. The only close game had a late three-run
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Speaker 10: homer by the Braves to beat the Phillies 5-3. Other
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Speaker 10: than that, total blowouts.
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Speaker 4: See, that's why I need the emodium that I keep
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Speaker 4: in my pocket. The loose emodium. Yeah, it'll help you
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Speaker 4: control those blowouts. Because there were just so many.
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Speaker 10: The Yankees beat the Red Sox 9-0, and the Padres
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Speaker 10: beat the Cubs 8-0. The White Sox beat the Astros 6-3,
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Speaker 10: but this is the cool part. The White Sox got
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Speaker 10: a letter from the Pope saying, The team posted it
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Speaker 10: on X about a half hour before the game one
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Speaker 10: of their playoff series against Houston.
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Speaker 4: And, you know, he's from Chicago. He used to just
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Speaker 4: be called Father Bob.
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Speaker 10: And on official Vatican stationery, His Holiness wrote this. He
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Speaker 10: said that sport can truly become a school of life.
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Speaker 10: And he invoked the Almighty's abundant blessings upon the team
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Speaker 10: and its fans. And it worked because they won.
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Speaker 4: Game two is this afternoon. I mean, isn't it interesting
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Speaker 4: that the White Sox have sucked and then you get
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Speaker 4: the Pope. That ain't a coincidence. He gets installed. He's
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Speaker 4: from Chicago.
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Speaker 2: And all of a sudden now we're in the playoffs.
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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 2: Is that cheating? Is that cheating?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a leg up.
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Speaker 10: Well, a 29-year-old mom is in court after she allegedly
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Speaker 10: ditched her family to go on a cruise.
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Speaker 4: There's no allegedly.
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Speaker 10: Well, that's what we say, apparently, because she hasn't been
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Speaker 10: sentenced yet. So normally this doesn't sound like a big deal,
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Speaker 10: but this woman straight up abandoned her four kids. Oh,
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Speaker 10: and that includes a two-year-old and a two-month-old, so she
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Speaker 10: could go to the Bahamas. While she was gone, the
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Speaker 10: dad of the kids showed up at the mom's house
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Speaker 10: and realized that the ex never dropped the kids off
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Speaker 10: at the mom's house, at her mom's house, like she
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Speaker 10: said she was going to do, so he called the cops.
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Speaker 10: She got arrested, she went to court, and the judge
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Speaker 10: was not happy with her.
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Speaker 2: You cannot make this up.
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Speaker 4: She said she went on a cruise and left her
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Speaker 4: children home alone.
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Speaker 8: Including a two-month-old baby.
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Speaker 4: She's going to drop them off at the mother's house,
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Speaker 4: but never did. These poor kids, we're home alone for
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Speaker 4: three days.
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Speaker 7: If you would agree to supervised visitation.
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Speaker 2: I don't think I want to do that. Judge, at
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Speaker 2: this time, it's only an allegation.
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Speaker 4: She denies the allegation. They arrested her disembarking from the
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Speaker 4: cruise ship.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
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Speaker 4: Allegedly.
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Speaker 2: It's not allegedly.
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Speaker 4: They got her as she got off the cruise ship.
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Speaker 4: Maybe she ran out really fast. And the reason they
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Speaker 4: were waiting for is because the dad showed up to
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Speaker 4: check on things. Like, what the hell's going on?
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Speaker 2: Why are you guys here?
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Speaker 4: All the kids were home by themselves. Where's your mom?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh, turns out she's on a cruise. Yeah. By herself.
15:16
Speaker 2: It's not the allegedly part that she went on a cruise.
15:18
Speaker 2: It's the allegedly that she left them, just left them
15:21
Speaker 2: there without.
15:22
Speaker 4: I do understand how that works. Well, she is facing
15:25
Speaker 4: four counts of neglect. But the fact that nobody else
15:26
Speaker 4: seemed to know, like, wait, I wasn't asked to look
15:29
Speaker 4: after these kids. Nobody involved in these kids' lives were
15:31
Speaker 4: asked to watch the kids. They were just by themselves
15:34
Speaker 4: and the moms on the cruise.
15:35
Speaker 3: Do we know how old the oldest kid is?
15:38
Speaker 4: No, that's a good question. But they're not adults.
15:41
Speaker 3: Not old enough to watch the kids.
15:42
Speaker 10: I have a quick bonus question for you guys. Is
15:44
Speaker 10: there any chance you can guess the cruise line she
15:47
Speaker 10: went on?
15:49
Speaker 3: Let's go with Carnival.
15:51
Speaker 2: The Four Seasons. Four Seasons, yeah. Yeah, maybe it was
15:54
Speaker 2: a private chartered yacht.
15:56
Speaker 4: You know what?
15:57
Speaker 2: The Ritz-Carlton one.
15:58
Speaker 4: You're so close, Menace, but Greg ran away with this one.
16:01
Speaker 4: It was Carnival.
16:02
Speaker 2: No kidding.
16:02
Speaker 3: Can't blame her.
16:03
Speaker 2: Poor Carnival, man.
16:04
Speaker 4: They get such a bad rep. What do they do?
16:06
Speaker 4: Provide fun for everybody.
16:08
Speaker 3: Because it's more affordable.
16:09
Speaker 4: Do you think they were like a rotten cruise line
16:11
Speaker 4: in a past life or something?
16:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is their penance.
16:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, Carnival... was, you know, they're paying for their past
16:18
Speaker 4: sins and this is just karma coming around. Like, what
16:21
Speaker 4: do they do?
16:22
Speaker 3: I can't speak from experience because I've never been on one.
16:24
Speaker 1: Yeah.
16:25
Speaker 3: I've been on two. But I wouldn't not take one.
16:27
Speaker 10: I had a great time on two Carnival cruises and
16:30
Speaker 10: nothing bad happened.
16:30
Speaker 3: No drama? No drama.
16:31
Speaker 4: I mean, I just point to my example of Spirit Airlines.
16:33
Speaker 7: Yeah, right.
16:33
Speaker 4: You saw all these stories.
16:34
Speaker 3: You heard all this.
16:35
Speaker 4: You saw the videos and things like that.
16:36
Speaker 1: Yeah.
16:37
Speaker 4: And so I'm like, all right, I'm going to go.
16:38
Speaker 4: I'm going to check it out. And I had a
16:39
Speaker 4: wonderful experience. Planes were on time. Yep. Staff was friendly.
16:43
Speaker 4: Planes were in good shape.
16:44
Speaker 10: Got me there, you know, decent price and you were
16:47
Speaker 10: like me with ghosts and aliens i want to see
16:49
Speaker 10: it but it never comes to me.
16:50
Speaker 4: Got no drama whatsoever not so maybe that's not a
16:54
Speaker 4: single thing well no it's the what seabass pointed out
16:56
Speaker 4: it's a destination thing you know certain destinations okay yeah.
17:01
Speaker 10: But again it's also pricing isn't it i'd be willing
17:03
Speaker 10: to bet like if i took a carnival cruise to
17:06
Speaker 10: one of those destinations.
17:07
Speaker 4: Perfectly fine Yeah, I would have like, oh, that was
17:10
Speaker 4: a wonderful time. Well, in the Bahamas, for sure, you'll
17:13
Speaker 4: have a wonderful time. But if you're going on these
17:14
Speaker 4: like three-day party cruises.
17:16
Speaker 6: Yeah.
17:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:17
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think it's the time period thing. The quicker
17:19
Speaker 11: cruises are very cheap.
17:20
Speaker 4: Yeah.
17:21
Speaker 10: Well, here's another update on America's other favorite Mom of
17:24
Speaker 10: the Year nominee, Lindsay Clancy. She was back in court
17:27
Speaker 10: with both sides asking the judge to wait before setting
17:30
Speaker 10: a trial date while he considers a bunch of different
17:32
Speaker 10: stuff like The defense's request to dismiss the entire thing.
17:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is another one that's gotten even crazier. Oh,
17:38
Speaker 4: you're going to love this. Because now her lawyer.
17:41
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:43
Speaker 4: It was already well established. Like, nobody said she didn't
17:45
Speaker 4: do it. No, she did it. It was like, is
17:47
Speaker 4: she criminally responsible for it? Oh, wait for it. And
17:51
Speaker 4: now the lawyer's arguing.
17:52
Speaker 3: Like, well.
17:54
Speaker 4: Where's the evidence? Did she actually do it?
17:57
Speaker 3: Okay.
17:57
Speaker 4: That's what they're arguing.
17:59
Speaker 10: So the defense has previously said that Clancy was suffering
18:02
Speaker 10: from postpartum psychosis and she was super medicated. But now
18:05
Speaker 10: they're saying that there needs to be evidence establishing that
18:08
Speaker 10: she even committed the killings in the first place, you guys.
18:11
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't really follow this case at all. All
18:12
Speaker 2: I heard about was like TikTokers doing deep dives online.
18:16
Speaker 2: trying to blame the husband for it.
18:18
Speaker 4: There was some of that.
18:19
Speaker 6: Yeah.
18:19
Speaker 9: So what was going on was, I guess if you
18:22
Speaker 9: watch the actual trial, there really wasn't much evidence and
18:25
Speaker 9: she only came forward pleading guilty so that she could
18:29
Speaker 9: get the insanity and go to like mental health instead
18:32
Speaker 9: of jail.
18:33
Speaker 11: So she was opting for that.
18:35
Speaker 4: Wait, why would you need the insanity defense if you
18:38
Speaker 4: didn't do it? You wouldn't say that you did it
18:40
Speaker 4: just so you can do these insanity part.
18:42
Speaker 3: Right.
18:42
Speaker 4: You're like, no, I never did this. I may be crazy,
18:45
Speaker 4: but I didn't do that.
18:47
Speaker 9: So the problem is that because she was in psychosis,
18:50
Speaker 9: she doesn't have memory of it. All of the information
18:53
Speaker 9: did come from the husband going, she did this, she
18:55
Speaker 9: did that. But he wasn't home when it happened. And
18:58
Speaker 9: the cops like went inside with the husband. So of
19:01
Speaker 9: course his DNA is everywhere. He lived there. He went
19:03
Speaker 9: in the house with the cops. But I think that
19:05
Speaker 9: the cops did a poor job. In their investigation. So
19:08
Speaker 9: there actually might not be proof. And she doesn't have
19:11
Speaker 9: memory of it because she was in psychosis.
19:13
Speaker 10: Man, you need to be at that defense table.
19:16
Speaker 5: Hey, I don't know.
19:17
Speaker 4: I'm not taking sides.
19:19
Speaker 5: I'm not taking sides. I'm just saying this.
19:21
Speaker 2: Is the argument. Were you the juror that held out?
19:23
Speaker 4: Well, the prosecutors.
19:24
Speaker 3: Clearly not.
19:25
Speaker 4: They said a nod dog to this whole argument.
19:29
Speaker 10: The judge hasn't ruled on the defense's request, and the
19:31
Speaker 10: prosecution's still trying to figure out what they're going to
19:33
Speaker 10: do about that jury member.
19:34
Speaker 3: Look, clearly it's a long shot by the lawyer just
19:37
Speaker 3: taking this new position. But if he truly believes that,
19:40
Speaker 3: wouldn't you lead with that on day one?
19:43
Speaker 4: That would have been in the first trial.
19:45
Speaker 10: You get a second chance, a bite at the apple,
19:47
Speaker 10: you're like, okay, new theory, guys.
19:49
Speaker 4: Check this out.
19:50
Speaker 2: Saul Goodman.
19:51
Speaker 4: Yes. Doing the Lord's work.
19:53
Speaker 2: The best.
19:54
Speaker 10: Well, the TSA is getting rid of chairs at airport
19:57
Speaker 10: security checkpoints, you guys. They're going to make those guys
19:59
Speaker 10: who check the passenger IDs stand.
20:02
Speaker 4: They're not happy about that. The agency says standing will.
20:05
Speaker 10: Help officers stay alert while doing their jobs. But the
20:08
Speaker 10: union rep for TSA is pissed about the change. They
20:11
Speaker 10: say officers weren't consulted and that chairs provide basic support
20:14
Speaker 10: for people who spend hours standing and walking on a hard.
20:17
Speaker 10: The union says it's pushing back, wants workers to contact
20:20
Speaker 10: their Congress members about this.
20:22
Speaker 4: OK, so I heard more about the story. So there
20:26
Speaker 4: are three main stations.
20:28
Speaker 6: Yeah.
20:28
Speaker 4: When you're working TSA security, the one TSA. Is the
20:31
Speaker 4: first one you see.
20:32
Speaker 7: Yes.
20:32
Speaker 4: When you have to give your ID to them, right?
20:34
Speaker 3: Yeah.
20:34
Speaker 4: And look in the camera. That's the one they're talking
20:36
Speaker 4: about standing.
20:37
Speaker 2: Okay? So no chair there.
20:39
Speaker 4: You would stand. That way you make eye contact. You're
20:40
Speaker 4: looking at the stuff. It forces you to be more alert. Present, yeah.
20:44
Speaker 4: The second one is the one who's getting people ready.
20:47
Speaker 4: Put all your stuff in the bins.
20:49
Speaker 2: Take your laptop out.
20:50
Speaker 4: The guy's barking the order. The third one is the
20:52
Speaker 4: person who's sitting behind the machine watching the stuff go
20:55
Speaker 4: through on the belt.
20:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:57
Speaker 1: Okay?
20:58
Speaker 4: The one where you only have to stand and there
21:00
Speaker 4: is no chair, it's a 15-minute rotation. So you're only standing.
21:04
Speaker 4: There's 15 minutes. It's not eight hours of standing. It's
21:08
Speaker 4: 15 minutes. Then they rotate to the next station, and
21:12
Speaker 4: then they rotate. So all those guys are constantly doing
21:14
Speaker 4: the rotation. The circuit training.
21:16
Speaker 2: Correct.
21:17
Speaker 4: Okay, that's funny.
21:17
Speaker 3: So you're the ID person for 15 minutes? For 15 minutes.
21:19
Speaker 2: Correct.
21:20
Speaker 3: Then the x-ray guy? Oh, okay. I didn't even know
21:23
Speaker 3: they rotated.
21:23
Speaker 4: That's my understanding because I heard more about this story.
21:26
Speaker 3: Really?
21:26
Speaker 2: On the ID person?
21:27
Speaker 3: Yeah.
21:28
Speaker 2: For 15 minutes?
21:29
Speaker 4: Yeah. They're not arguing that this person's going to be
21:31
Speaker 4: standing for eight hours.
21:32
Speaker 7: For eight hours.
21:32
Speaker 4: They're not expecting that.
21:33
Speaker 10: So when I worked in men's suiting, we stood on
21:36
Speaker 10: marble floors and we were required to wear high heels.
21:39
Speaker 10: And we did work eight hours a day. And there
21:41
Speaker 10: was a lot of, if you have time to lean,
21:42
Speaker 10: you have time to clean. There was nowhere to sit.
21:44
Speaker 3: Clean?
21:44
Speaker 4: In a suit store?
21:45
Speaker 6: Yeah.
21:46
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
21:46
Speaker 2: What was there to clean?
21:47
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
21:47
Speaker 4: You got to put everybody's crap back.
21:49
Speaker 10: They unfold all the shirts and then leave them everywhere. So, yeah,
21:53
Speaker 10: that was an actual eight hours.
21:54
Speaker 4: Thank you.
21:55
Speaker 3: I like how they point out hard floors.
21:57
Speaker 2: Hard floors!
21:58
Speaker 3: As opposed to all those soft floors.
22:00
Speaker 4: You know, like they have at the gym.
22:01
Speaker 2: Right.
22:02
Speaker 4: Well, another big announcement. So make a note of this, everybody.
22:05
Speaker 4: Grab a pen.
22:06
Speaker 10: It's no longer called AI. It's not artificial intelligence anymore.
22:10
Speaker 4: It's now AI.
22:12
Speaker 2: SI.
22:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's super intelligence.
22:14
Speaker 2: Super.
22:15
Speaker 4: The White House. We just love renaming stuff.
22:18
Speaker 3: I know.
22:18
Speaker 4: It's such a great use of our time.
22:20
Speaker 10: The White House had all the big players out, Zuckerberg, Elon, Bezos,
22:24
Speaker 10: the NVIDIA guy, the anthropic guy. And they all signed
22:27
Speaker 10: this little piece of paper called the White House.
22:29
Speaker 4: Accord on Intelligence. It's not a law. It's not enforced.
22:32
Speaker 4: It's just a voluntary pledge that they're going to police themselves.
22:34
Speaker 3: Okay.
22:35
Speaker 10: The White House says it's a morally binding contract.
22:38
Speaker 4: With people who have no morals? Exactly. It's a little
22:41
Speaker 4: pinky promise among them, among themselves. How's our moral bonding
22:44
Speaker 4: when there's no morals to bond? That's a great question.
22:47
Speaker 10: So a reporter asked Elon about his thoughts. So here's
22:50
Speaker 10: her question and Elon's answer.
22:52
Speaker 5: What are the jobs of the future? Because people looking
22:54
Speaker 5: at this will be worried, particularly.
22:56
Speaker 2: Laptop job.
22:57
Speaker 4: Well, I think it is worth highlighting the positive benefits
23:01
Speaker 4: of AI. I think by far the most likely outcome.
23:04
Speaker 3: Is an age of abundance where we don't have just
23:07
Speaker 3: universal basic income. We have universal high income.
23:10
Speaker 4: Yeah, right. For everybody. I mean, he could make that
23:14
Speaker 4: happen today. Universal high income.
23:17
Speaker 6: Yeah.
23:17
Speaker 4: If everybody has high income, then it's not high income.
23:20
Speaker 4: Then it's just average income. And then what happens... The
23:23
Speaker 4: companies and businesses, services, they raise their prices because now
23:27
Speaker 4: everybody has, quote, high income. This is the new average.
23:30
Speaker 3: Who's going to do the low-income jobs?
23:33
Speaker 4: Exactly.
23:34
Speaker 9: SI.
23:34
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:35
Speaker 4: So that's a thing. And who believes that if the
23:40
Speaker 4: people that are in charge of stuff just allow that
23:44
Speaker 4: to be? Because then, you know what I mean?
23:47
Speaker 2: They've been suppressing that kind of stuff for hundreds of years.
23:50
Speaker 2: Like free.
23:52
Speaker 4: electricity and water and all that kind of stuff. If
23:55
Speaker 4: people have more money, prices ain't staying the same.
23:59
Speaker 3: No, of course not.
24:00
Speaker 4: If we all have more, we all get raised more.
24:02
Speaker 4: These companies, they're for profit, right? So they're going to
24:05
Speaker 4: go and they're going to say, oh, okay, well, people,
24:07
Speaker 4: because they have more money, are going to be willing
24:08
Speaker 4: to pay more for XYZ convenience or product or whatever
24:13
Speaker 4: it is. Maybe it should stand for superinflation.
24:17
Speaker 3: And it means that everyone in the world can have
24:20
Speaker 3: better medical care than anyone here, including me.
24:24
Speaker 4: And wouldn't that be wonderful?
24:27
Speaker 5: Not if they haven't got a job.
24:29
Speaker 3: Well, jobs are going to change.
24:30
Speaker 4: Jobs have always changed.
24:33
Speaker 3: So I think we'll see an evolution of roles.
24:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, he's right about that.
24:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's right.
24:38
Speaker 4: What he's not saying is, I don't care what happens
24:39
Speaker 4: to you guys. I'll be on Mars. Like, that's the
24:41
Speaker 4: whole point, right? Of what he's trying to do. I mean,
24:44
Speaker 4: you know, but I'm saying in general, he's right about
24:47
Speaker 4: technology changes things and then jobs and roles evolve. It
24:52
Speaker 4: always has.
24:52
Speaker 3: Right.
24:53
Speaker 4: The old example about, you know, back when every executive
24:56
Speaker 4: had a secretary who was typing things out on a typewriter,
24:59
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure there was a typewriter repair department. And
25:03
Speaker 4: then when computers came around, you didn't need the typewriter
25:06
Speaker 4: repair department anymore, and those people became IT people. They
25:10
Speaker 4: learned how to do stuff on these new computers. And
25:15
Speaker 4: then the computers, you didn't need to have an executive
25:17
Speaker 4: assistant really anymore. And those people went on to, like,
25:21
Speaker 4: what happened to all the people that were secretaries?
25:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, that came up later in this exchange with Elon.
25:25
Speaker 3: He pointed out that the computer used to be the human.
25:28
Speaker 3: And he said, nobody today is pining to do computing
25:32
Speaker 3: all day.
25:32
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm at the point, I hate it all. You know, like,
25:35
Speaker 4: all this AI talk and, you know, building of robots
25:39
Speaker 4: that are, you know, going to just start building themselves
25:44
Speaker 4: and controlling themselves and controlling everything else. Like, it makes
25:48
Speaker 4: me nervous, for sure. I don't like any of it,
25:50
Speaker 4: but he's not wrong saying that roles evolve.
25:54
Speaker 10: Well, do you think that's why the rebranding of the word,
25:56
Speaker 10: because artificial freaks people out, but super is fun?
25:59
Speaker 4: Probably. I think it's more like we just like to
26:01
Speaker 4: rename stuff. Yeah. We love renaming.
26:05
Speaker 6: Yeah.
26:06
Speaker 10: Well, finally, if you've seen this video pop up on
26:08
Speaker 10: your feed, we have an update. There was this Popeye's
26:11
Speaker 10: employee filming himself farting on all the raw chicken.
26:14
Speaker 4: And then cooking it and giving it to customers.
26:17
Speaker 10: And of course, of course, it could go no other way.
26:20
Speaker 10: This moron posted the whole thing online.
26:22
Speaker 2: Of course.
26:23
Speaker 7: Yeah.
26:24
Speaker 4: Oh, everybody's fired. Shocking. I know.
26:26
Speaker 10: And we still haven't had any customers come forward to
26:29
Speaker 10: say their chicken sandwich was off.
26:30
Speaker 4: But yeah.
26:30
Speaker 3: How would they know?
26:31
Speaker 2: You fart on the raw chicken.
26:32
Speaker 4: They cook it. I'm pretty sure the hot oil like
26:36
Speaker 4: burns all the bacteria off of it.
26:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, burns all the fart off.
26:39
Speaker 4: Then why'd he get fired?
26:40
Speaker 2: Because you're not supposed to do that. Doesn't mean you
26:43
Speaker 2: can still do that.
26:44
Speaker 4: Doesn't mean anybody's getting sick because you farted on the chicken. Yeah,
26:47
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just a harmless prank, right? I mean,
26:49
Speaker 4: maybe if you farted on the chicken after they fried
26:51
Speaker 4: it up, there could still be something on there that survives.
26:53
Speaker 4: Fecal matter. I don't know if anything survives that hot oil, though. God,
26:56
Speaker 4: I hope nothing does.
26:57
Speaker 3: And he's wearing clothes while he farts.
26:59
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, what's the big deal?
27:00
Speaker 3: It's not open air.
27:01
Speaker 4: Well, that's what's going on, Woody. All right, thank you
27:04
Speaker 4: very much, Gina Grad.
27:05
Speaker 2: You got it.
27:06
Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
27:11
Speaker 4: All right, welcome back. On the text, somebody says, hoi,
27:17
Speaker 4: Woody Show. Let me preface this with me love. I've
27:21
Speaker 4: been a loyal listener since 2015. I don't know if
27:24
Speaker 4: I missed it because I just woke up, but I
27:26
Speaker 4: did notice the last two days there's been no mention
27:28
Speaker 4: of what has arguably been the biggest headline over the weekend,
27:32
Speaker 4: Jane Doe versus Cornell. There have been updates since the
27:35
Speaker 4: story broke every day. I'm just interested in everyone's thoughts
27:38
Speaker 4: on it. Um, is this story off limits? I would
27:42
Speaker 4: like to just, uh, say for the record, there's all that.
27:45
Speaker 4: There's always that conspiracy theory. Um, you know, when it
27:49
Speaker 4: says like, uh, Oh, you know, I know that everybody
27:52
Speaker 4: has been told not to, I don't think I've ever had,
27:56
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever had like a news story.
28:00
Speaker 4: There's been like inner office, personal, you know, uh, situations
28:04
Speaker 4: going on with different employees, different things, you know, that
28:07
Speaker 4: they say we're not allowed to comment on whatever. Okay, fine.
28:11
Speaker 4: But there's never been a topic or a news story
28:14
Speaker 4: ever in my 30 plus year career of doing this
28:18
Speaker 4: where the bosses have said, you're not allowed to discuss this.
28:21
Speaker 4: You could choose not to for whatever reason. Now, in
28:24
Speaker 4: this particular case, I'm familiar with it, meaning that I
28:27
Speaker 4: know it's a story, but I really don't know anything
28:32
Speaker 4: about it. There's a lot of details coming in fast.
28:34
Speaker 4: I don't have an opinion on it because I really
28:37
Speaker 4: don't understand the story, and it's because I haven't read
28:40
Speaker 4: anything about the story. I see things pop up here
28:44
Speaker 4: and there.
28:45
Speaker 2: I don't know.
28:47
Speaker 4: I don't know about it. But yeah, nobody said, oh,
28:51
Speaker 4: you can't talk about it. Now, here's something from a
28:56
Speaker 4: self-regulatory position. I know if it's a Friday... And there's
29:00
Speaker 4: a big story about rape.
29:02
Speaker 3: Come on.
29:03
Speaker 4: Like that one. That one we go, oh, you know what?
29:06
Speaker 4: Maybe that's a vibe.
29:08
Speaker 3: We'll see.
29:09
Speaker 4: We'll see if that's still around on Monday.
29:10
Speaker 3: Yeah.
29:11
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
29:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.
29:11
Speaker 4: Like if we were like ABC News Radio or something
29:16
Speaker 4: like that, then maybe that would be that would be different.
29:18
Speaker 4: But like you said, you don't know enough about it
29:21
Speaker 4: to form an opinion.
29:22
Speaker 3: I don't.
29:22
Speaker 4: Now, one story I did see. So I can't, I
29:26
Speaker 4: guess to the texter, I can't give you any kind
29:28
Speaker 4: of thought or opinion on it because I don't really
29:31
Speaker 4: have one.
29:32
Speaker 3: I don't have one.
29:33
Speaker 4: I mean, I can look it up and maybe hit
29:35
Speaker 4: you back. I don't know. But the one I do have,
29:38
Speaker 4: plenty of stuff to say about it. say about is, man,
29:42
Speaker 4: I like how there's two different types of prison, right?
29:44
Speaker 6: Okay.
29:45
Speaker 4: Can't wait to do this.
29:45
Speaker 3: Oh, like the white collar one? The fun one?
29:47
Speaker 4: Not even that. The tennis court. The Thunderdome one.
29:50
Speaker 2: The tennis court one.
29:51
Speaker 4: I'm thinking how it's just different, right? Like, you know,
29:53
Speaker 4: because sometimes, like we hear, oh, you're going to go
29:56
Speaker 4: to jail for X, Y, Z. And people think, oh, jail.
30:00
Speaker 4: Like when you were a kid, bread and water.
30:02
Speaker 6: Yep.
30:03
Speaker 4: And you're in a concrete cell and it's a metal bed.
30:07
Speaker 4: They're hitting the baton in between the bars.
30:09
Speaker 3: Right, right, right. And you're taking your tin cup and
30:11
Speaker 3: hitting it.
30:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, the tin cup. But then you hear about people
30:13
Speaker 4: who are in some of these jails. And they're living
30:16
Speaker 4: pretty good.
30:17
Speaker 2: They're having the best time.
30:18
Speaker 4: Considering you're in jail. Yeah. It's not like outside and
30:22
Speaker 4: you're going to the beach every weekend and things like that,
30:25
Speaker 4: going out to dinner with your friends.
30:26
Speaker 2: They have iPads with movies and all that stuff.
30:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're making videos for dating sites.
30:30
Speaker 4: So your friend Diddy, did you see all this?
30:33
Speaker 1: I did.
30:34
Speaker 4: I saw the headlines, yeah. So Diddy, who's in jail,
30:38
Speaker 4: guy's staying busy there, man. His federal release date got
30:42
Speaker 4: moved up again. So now it's January 21st of 2028.
30:46
Speaker 4: That's the earliest it's been. And this is the first
30:51
Speaker 4: of all, he's at Fort Dix. First of all, Dix
30:53
Speaker 4: in New Jersey. He's got that 50 month sentence, right?
30:57
Speaker 4: TMZ got some info from the inside. And Diddy's life
31:03
Speaker 4: in prison is pretty great. He's getting massages.
31:07
Speaker 2: I bet.
31:08
Speaker 4: I saw the video of it. He's got a contraband
31:10
Speaker 4: cell phone, but he's not even hiding it. He's not like.
31:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just out walking around.
31:13
Speaker 4: Yeah, like some guy was over there like walking him
31:15
Speaker 4: through something. You could tell he's trying to figure out
31:17
Speaker 4: how to do something on his phone.
31:18
Speaker 3: Oh my God. Who is giving him massages?
31:22
Speaker 4: And my other question is, who had the phone to
31:26
Speaker 4: videotape Diddy on his phone?
31:28
Speaker 1: Right.
31:28
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
31:30
Speaker 4: It wasn't a POV shot. And he's using this cell phone,
31:33
Speaker 4: according to the report, to look at nude photos of
31:36
Speaker 4: an ex.
31:36
Speaker 7: Sure.
31:36
Speaker 2: Oh, sweet.
31:37
Speaker 4: He's got inmates making his bed, doing his laundry, cooking
31:41
Speaker 4: him curry chicken. Where does that come from?
31:43
Speaker 3: Yum.
31:44
Speaker 4: Pizza, empanadas.
31:47
Speaker 3: Nice.
31:47
Speaker 4: Hennessy he's got. The guards are bringing him Hennessy, apparently.
31:52
Speaker 4: Of course. This is according to the TMZ report.
31:54
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
31:56
Speaker 4: His rep says he continues to serve his sentence within
31:59
Speaker 4: the rules. Okay. Getting out for early good behavior while
32:03
Speaker 4: living like that, that's got to be nice.
32:05
Speaker 2: Well, Mike Tyson, he said that he was sleeping with
32:09
Speaker 2: all the female guards, and they were letting him out
32:11
Speaker 2: of his cell and walking around the prison. I mean,
32:14
Speaker 2: you were famous. It's kind of like when Pablo Escobar, when-
32:17
Speaker 2: the government finally came down and like, look, you got
32:19
Speaker 2: to go to jail. He built his own jail.
32:21
Speaker 4: It reminds me of remembering Goodfellas.
32:23
Speaker 3: I love that.
32:24
Speaker 4: When they're making dinner, a family dinner.
32:26
Speaker 10: You got to slice the garlic real thin.
32:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So it just dissolves. Yeah, yeah.
32:32
Speaker 2: That's your boy Diddy. Yeah, your boy.
32:34
Speaker 4: So don't feel too bad for him, Sammy. Sammy's been
32:37
Speaker 4: on that whole free Diddy thing since the beginning.
32:39
Speaker 10: And not to be sea bass, but because you know
32:41
Speaker 10: how much I love talking about prisons and true crime. Actually,
32:44
Speaker 10: the difference between jail and prison, which nobody ever really
32:47
Speaker 10: thinks about, they're not the same.
32:48
Speaker 3: Right.
32:49
Speaker 4: Jail is where you go before your trial.
32:51
Speaker 6: Yep.
32:51
Speaker 4: And then you get sentenced to prison. Well, he's in prison.
32:53
Speaker 4: It's a little fun fact. Yeah, so he's in prison. Oh, yeah,
32:56
Speaker 4: he's in major federal prison.
32:58
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, my God. I wonder who's giving him massages.
33:01
Speaker 3: Are they bringing in somebody?
33:02
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure they're sellies.
33:04
Speaker 6: Yeah.
33:05
Speaker 5: I'm sure he's promising them so many things.
33:08
Speaker 10: Well, but just to be, you know, your day-to-day life
33:11
Speaker 10: in prison, I don't think changes much. And then you
33:13
Speaker 10: get a celebrity and you're like, oh, this is interesting.
33:15
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:15
Speaker 4: I'll do, I'll give him a rubdown.
33:17
Speaker 3: You're the guy, I don't know.
33:18
Speaker 4: Are you the guard who, I don't want to say
33:20
Speaker 4: greases Diddy? He loves that.
33:23
Speaker 2: With all that oil. Yeah. But are you getting anything
33:26
Speaker 2: out of that? Right.
33:27
Speaker 4: Is it under the hope, like, when he does get out,
33:29
Speaker 4: that he'll somehow remember you and... But he could still
33:33
Speaker 4: be favor. Yeah.
33:34
Speaker 11: Hook you up or he could be wiring the money now.
33:37
Speaker 2: Right. Sure.
33:38
Speaker 6: Yeah.
33:38
Speaker 1: Yeah.
33:38
Speaker 4: Through, you know, business partner. Yeah. It's like the dude
33:41
Speaker 4: who took the fall for Otani. He's going to live
33:43
Speaker 4: like a king eventually, you know?
33:44
Speaker 2: Well, didn't like Mike Tyson, Don King, his manager. Wasn't
33:50
Speaker 2: there like a famous thing where he was on trial
33:52
Speaker 2: for something and then he got acquitted and then he
33:54
Speaker 2: took the whole. jury like on a probably i don't.
33:58
Speaker 4: Know yeah vacation yeah i don't know but like how
34:01
Speaker 4: my question is okay so people smuggle things in i
34:05
Speaker 4: i understand that but everything seems to be so just
34:08
Speaker 4: out in the open another yeah yeah even remotely hiding
34:12
Speaker 4: it yeah Yep.
34:14
Speaker 5: He took them all to the Bahamas.
34:15
Speaker 3: Yep.
34:16
Speaker 4: Is that right? Don King.
34:17
Speaker 2: Yeah. Shout out Don King.
34:19
Speaker 4: Shout out Don King.
34:21
Speaker 2: That's how you do it, Don.
34:24
Speaker 3: Oh, man. That's the jury I want to be on.
34:26
Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
34:27
Speaker 3: Yeah.
34:27
Speaker 2: So Diddy's just chilling.
34:28
Speaker 6: Yeah.
34:29
Speaker 4: He's having a good time.
34:30
Speaker 7: Yeah.
34:31
Speaker 3: Like, oh.
34:31
Speaker 4: So when you say you want to send people to prison,
34:33
Speaker 4: I guess it depends on who it is.
34:34
Speaker 3: Fort Dix all the way.
34:36
Speaker 4: Is it going to?
34:37
Speaker 3: Yeah.
34:37
Speaker 4: He went to the perfect. Hell yeah. He went to
34:40
Speaker 4: the perfect prison.
34:41
Speaker 3: A little resort.
34:42
Speaker 2: Fort Dix. Not that great because then there's those other
34:45
Speaker 2: ones where it's just like there's not really even a
34:48
Speaker 2: fence or anything, right?
34:49
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
34:49
Speaker 4: That's where people like tax evasion.
34:51
Speaker 3: Yeah.
34:52
Speaker 4: White collar.
34:53
Speaker 3: And they can still go to work and stuff. That's
34:55
Speaker 3: the best ones. Yeah.
34:56
Speaker 2: That's the one you want to be in.
34:57
Speaker 4: The Martha Stewart ones.
34:58
Speaker 7: Yeah.
34:58
Speaker 4: I guess if you got to go, go to the
35:00
Speaker 4: one where someone's making your bed. Absolutely. And giving you
35:02
Speaker 4: a massage.
35:03
Speaker 2: Empanadas. Curry chicken.
35:06
Speaker 3: Other inmates are cleaning his toilet.
35:08
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35:16
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Speaker 5: All day.
35:20
Speaker 2: All day.
35:26
Speaker 4: One of the stories that Gina Grad had for us
35:28
Speaker 4: in the trending news headlines was the Popeyes employee who farted.
35:33
Speaker 2: On the raw chicken.
35:35
Speaker 4: Got fired.
35:35
Speaker 3: You know, can't do that.
35:37
Speaker 4: Because you have to post about it. I'm pretty sure that's,
35:39
Speaker 4: you know, against company policy. Yeah. Yeah, and then somebody
35:44
Speaker 4: on text just setting over, like, man, people should fart
35:47
Speaker 4: on that guy from Popeyes. What the F is wrong
35:49
Speaker 4: with people? Like, everybody's lost their mind. You're not wrong.
35:52
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know what's going on with people, but.
35:55
Speaker 4: And I don't know if it's for social media clout
35:58
Speaker 4: or attention or is that what this guy, the Popeyes
36:01
Speaker 4: guy did it for? But like that's what you want
36:02
Speaker 4: to be known for?
36:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
36:04
Speaker 2: Look how funny I am.
36:05
Speaker 3: Yeah.
36:06
Speaker 4: It's madness out there, guys. You got to be careful.
36:09
Speaker 2: People are thirsty, dude.
36:10
Speaker 4: Crazy people. There was a story. This 10-year-old kid, this
36:13
Speaker 4: is in Tennessee, I think, gets into an argument with
36:16
Speaker 4: his mom, right? And they're driving in the car. The
36:19
Speaker 4: mom has to go inside the school, the kid's school,
36:22
Speaker 4: to go drop off some paperwork and And she came
36:25
Speaker 4: back out. The car is gone. The kid, the 10
36:26
Speaker 4: year old stole the car. Badass.
36:30
Speaker 3: Cool.
36:31
Speaker 4: That's cool.
36:32
Speaker 3: It's not cool, but it's.
36:34
Speaker 2: As long as you didn't kill anybody.
36:35
Speaker 4: I mean, I did dumb stuff as a kid. You
36:37
Speaker 4: know what I mean? But I would have been afraid
36:38
Speaker 4: to even have the idea knowing the ass kicking. That
36:42
Speaker 4: would have been like, because what are you going to do?
36:43
Speaker 4: You're going to go on the run forever.
36:45
Speaker 2: Yeah.
36:45
Speaker 1: Yeah.
36:46
Speaker 4: So he drove it home. Oh, that'll show her. Yeah.
36:49
Speaker 3: Successfully.
36:50
Speaker 4: Cops get to the house. This story gets good. Cops
36:53
Speaker 4: get to the house. They knock on the door. Dad
36:54
Speaker 4: answers the door. And he's confused as to how his
36:58
Speaker 4: son had come home by himself.
37:01
Speaker 2: I get it.
37:02
Speaker 4: The kid is too young, right? So they didn't arrest him.
37:06
Speaker 4: But they did arrest the dad.
37:08
Speaker 5: What?
37:10
Speaker 4: What did he do? On account of they ran his
37:12
Speaker 4: name and they figured out that he had a warrant
37:14
Speaker 4: for theft and wire fraud. Oh, it's in the blood.
37:17
Speaker 4: Everybody's lost their mind. It's in the blood. What is
37:21
Speaker 4: going on?
37:22
Speaker 2: Like father like son.
37:23
Speaker 4: But I'm with you, Woody.
37:24
Speaker 2: Like back in the day, you'd be so afraid of anything.
37:28
Speaker 2: Nothing like that. But like these days.
37:30
Speaker 4: Well, not anything. We did plenty of stuff.
37:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
37:34
Speaker 4: But there was a calculation.
37:35
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Risk. Risk.
37:37
Speaker 2: But the thing is, nowadays, at what age do they
37:41
Speaker 2: find out at the playground, hey, your parents really can't
37:43
Speaker 2: do anything to you? And then the word spreads. How
37:47
Speaker 2: does that mindset at 10 years old say, hey, you
37:50
Speaker 2: know what? I'm not going to have any consequences if
37:53
Speaker 2: I do this. What do you mean the parents can't
37:56
Speaker 2: do anything? Well, where kids are unafraid of parents.
38:00
Speaker 4: Like they'll call social services on you.
38:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll do that kind of stuff. That was not even...
38:06
Speaker 2: a thing back when we were growing up.
38:08
Speaker 4: I mean, I very early on with my kids would say, look, man,
38:13
Speaker 4: you don't want any of. Yeah, you don't want the smoke.
38:15
Speaker 4: You don't want any of the smoke that you are attracting. Yeah.
38:18
Speaker 4: And blah, blah, blah. Like, I will kick your ass.
38:21
Speaker 3: You know?
38:22
Speaker 2: Well, I'll just call.
38:22
Speaker 4: I'm like, great. I said, you know what? That even
38:24
Speaker 4: solves my problem because you know what's going to happen?
38:26
Speaker 4: They'll come in. They're going to take you out of here.
38:28
Speaker 4: You don't bring all your stuff. Oh, yeah. You go
38:30
Speaker 4: live with some other random family. You're out of my hair.
38:32
Speaker 4: You grab a trash bag. You put some clothes in it.
38:34
Speaker 4: It's not like you're the ones who are going to
38:36
Speaker 4: go live somewhere else. Correct. Yes. And then you're out.
38:39
Speaker 4: They don't have to deal with this anymore.
38:41
Speaker 2: That's right.
38:41
Speaker 4: So please, please. Or, or you just do what you're told.
38:46
Speaker 2: Go pick up your laundry and go do what you were.
38:48
Speaker 4: Don't back mouth. Don't back talk to your mom.
38:51
Speaker 1: Yeah.
38:51
Speaker 4: Smart mouth to your mom. Easy enough. You can keep
38:54
Speaker 4: living the good life. And I don't think I ever
38:55
Speaker 4: heard that ever again. And I'm pretty sure there are rules.
39:02
Speaker 4: I never looked them up because we weren't spankers. We
39:06
Speaker 4: never had to with the kids. They're too old now.
39:10
Speaker 4: But we never had to. It never really got to that. Yeah.
39:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the point that I was trying to make
39:17
Speaker 2: was now, when are they getting... Word at what age, like, oh,
39:22
Speaker 2: I have the potential that I can call the cops
39:24
Speaker 2: on my parents or I can call social service on
39:27
Speaker 2: my parents. Like, who's spreading that around the place?
39:30
Speaker 4: But I'm saying we always heard that but we never
39:32
Speaker 4: dared did it because we figured if you.
39:34
Speaker 2: Made the phone call you're gonna get your ass kicked
39:36
Speaker 2: for that like.
39:37
Speaker 3: When is that idea being fed to them like hey
39:40
Speaker 3: oh your dad took away your cell phone claim it's
39:42
Speaker 3: theft you know who did that.
39:45
Speaker 11: I remember hearing that stuff around junior high Really?
39:48
Speaker 5: Yeah, is when that started going around.
39:50
Speaker 2: Also, is it like teachers? Do you feel unsafe?
39:53
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:55
Speaker 4: No, because it was one of those, you were in
39:58
Speaker 4: trouble at school, you were in trouble at home. Did
40:00
Speaker 4: you get spanked, Woody? Oh, did we get the belt?
40:02
Speaker 4: We never got spanked.
40:03
Speaker 10: Are you serious?
40:05
Speaker 12: Yes.
40:05
Speaker 3: Everything. Yes. Implements of spanking. Oh, yeah. Wooden spoons.
40:11
Speaker 4: Did you get to pick your weapon? One time, I
40:14
Speaker 4: think I told you the story, my cousin and I,
40:16
Speaker 4: we would always end up in a fist fight, right?
40:18
Speaker 4: My cousin Donald and I, we'd end up in a
40:20
Speaker 4: fist fight over something stupid. We're playing Mike Tyson's Punch
40:23
Speaker 4: Out together, like something stupid. And then next thing you know,
40:26
Speaker 4: we're punching each other in the living room. And my
40:30
Speaker 4: aunt separates us, puts us in the bedrooms and says
40:33
Speaker 4: to my cousin, wait till your dad, wait till your
40:35
Speaker 4: uncle gets home. And then he got home and he
40:37
Speaker 4: told us to go to the kitchen and pick a spoon.
40:41
Speaker 4: And so we were in there. Now we're in there
40:42
Speaker 4: arguing over what spoon. You know, we're ready to fight
40:46
Speaker 4: each other again now over what spoon. Oh, you have
40:48
Speaker 4: to decide together. Yeah, that his dad, my uncle, is
40:50
Speaker 4: going to whip our ass with.
40:51
Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
40:53
Speaker 5: And did it actually hurt? Or was it more for, like,
40:55
Speaker 5: the theater?
40:56
Speaker 12: Yes.
40:56
Speaker 5: Oh, it did?
40:57
Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
40:58
Speaker 8: Yes.
40:58
Speaker 2: The welts, dude. I told Greg I used to have
41:00
Speaker 2: to pick out my own switch from my grandma, like,
41:03
Speaker 2: the tree branch. She had a fig tree.
41:04
Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
41:05
Speaker 3: And she said, go ahead and pick it.
41:06
Speaker 1: Oh, man.
41:07
Speaker 3: Gina loves random Estonian words.
41:09
Speaker 6: Yes.
41:10
Speaker 3: But in Estonian, it was bepu. And so we had
41:13
Speaker 3: the bepu stick. Gregory, go get the bepu stick. We
41:18
Speaker 3: got hit with a stick.
41:20
Speaker 4: My dad's one of 10 kids. And my grandpa had
41:25
Speaker 4: to work to provide for all. So my grandmother would
41:28
Speaker 4: just keep tabs on who was in trouble and who
41:32
Speaker 4: was due to get it. And so whenever the time
41:34
Speaker 4: came for doling out punishments, She would hand the list
41:38
Speaker 4: to my grandfather. My grandfather would yell the names throughout
41:41
Speaker 4: the house and tell him to get down the basement. Oh,
41:42
Speaker 4: my God. To get down the basement. In the basement,
41:44
Speaker 4: there was a support post for the house. And he'd
41:48
Speaker 4: call up two of the kids at a time. They'd
41:50
Speaker 4: have to have one hand behind their head, one hand
41:52
Speaker 4: on the pole, and walk around the pole, like carousel style. Yeah,
41:55
Speaker 4: to keep their hand away from your ass. And he
41:57
Speaker 4: would sit there. In like a folding chair, smoking a cigarette,
42:00
Speaker 4: drinking his coffee. And as you came around the side,
42:02
Speaker 4: he'd have the.
42:03
Speaker 2: Wow.
42:05
Speaker 4: And then however many you got. And if you put
42:06
Speaker 4: your hand down there, there was two more.
42:09
Speaker 2: That was it.
42:09
Speaker 10: So this is like a pretty cathartic, relaxing thing for him.
42:12
Speaker 3: Right.
42:12
Speaker 4: It was a good time. He was tired. He just
42:15
Speaker 4: got home. He was a carpenter. You know what I mean?
42:18
Speaker 4: He had a labor job, but he was tired. So
42:20
Speaker 4: he would come home. I don't want to lift my
42:21
Speaker 4: arm again. And my grandmother was very fair. It was
42:23
Speaker 4: once a week.
42:24
Speaker 9: Right?
42:24
Speaker 4: So if you messed up, she would assign five.
42:28
Speaker 3: Right?
42:28
Speaker 4: Five you know lashings or whatever they were you know
42:31
Speaker 4: five spankings okay now if you redeemed yourself throughout the
42:35
Speaker 4: week she could take a couple off so by the
42:37
Speaker 4: time by.
42:37
Speaker 2: The time d-day came maybe you were all.
42:40
Speaker 4: Right whoa you know she was really watching yeah yeah
42:46
Speaker 4: dude 10 10 kids 10 kids you had to do
42:50
Speaker 4: had to do something I never.
42:52
Speaker 10: Understood, because we didn't get spanked, but I have friends
42:55
Speaker 10: who did. And they kind of talk about it like, oh,
42:57
Speaker 10: it kept me in line. I'm glad it happened. But
42:59
Speaker 10: they don't spank their kids. Like, oh, I would never
43:01
Speaker 10: do it.
43:02
Speaker 4: But you said it was so great.
43:03
Speaker 2: I mean, it's different times. And you try to break
43:06
Speaker 2: those dumb generational curses when you can, you know?
43:09
Speaker 4: Yeah.
43:10
Speaker 2: That's one of them. Now you'll actually go to jail
43:13
Speaker 2: for it.
43:13
Speaker 4: But these are the kids that say, like, no, I
43:14
Speaker 4: deserved it.
43:15
Speaker 3: I don't know.
43:15
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. There's a story every once in
43:18
Speaker 4: a while about, you know, somebody who ends up calling.
43:21
Speaker 4: and then they investigate and it's like open hand, closed
43:25
Speaker 4: hand is a big difference. And also, did you just
43:29
Speaker 4: smack him once and was it on the ass? you know,
43:32
Speaker 4: punch a kid in the face.
43:33
Speaker 10: And just because an investigation is open doesn't mean anything's
43:35
Speaker 10: going to happen.
43:36
Speaker 4: It just comes back unfounded. You know, but like, yeah,
43:38
Speaker 4: if it was just like a whop, like a good
43:40
Speaker 4: old fashioned smack on the ass.
43:41
Speaker 3: Traditional spank.
43:43
Speaker 4: I think the chances of the parent being in any
43:46
Speaker 4: kind of real trouble on that one are very slim.
43:48
Speaker 2: It was an accident.
43:49
Speaker 3: Yeah.
43:49
Speaker 4: But dude, I tell you, as much as I was
43:52
Speaker 4: afraid of, you know, getting the belt and that was
43:54
Speaker 4: a deterrent. We think about it. Like you said, we
43:56
Speaker 4: would do this calculation, risk versus reward, right?
43:58
Speaker 1: Yeah.
43:59
Speaker 4: So we'd be sitting there and like thinking like, all right, man,
44:01
Speaker 4: if we do this and we get in trouble, what
44:02
Speaker 4: do you think happens? Do we get the buckle or
44:05
Speaker 4: the strap? Which end of the belt do we get? Like,
44:08
Speaker 4: what's the worst that's going to happen here? We go,
44:10
Speaker 4: all right, well, what are the chances you think we
44:12
Speaker 4: get caught?
44:12
Speaker 3: I don't know. All right.
44:14
Speaker 2: Then we'd egg a house, you know?
44:17
Speaker 10: I was going to say that actually helped with your
44:18
Speaker 10: critical thinking.
44:19
Speaker 4: That's how, yeah, that's how the conversation went. And you
44:22
Speaker 4: would have, so it worked.
44:24
Speaker 3: It worked. And for the record, Gina, I deserved every
44:27
Speaker 3: one of them.
44:29
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
44:30
Speaker 3: There was never.
44:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
44:31
Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying. But you don't do it.
44:34
Speaker 4: Or you didn't do it.
44:34
Speaker 3: I don't.
44:35
Speaker 2: So far, they haven't really deserved it. I'll give you credit.
44:37
Speaker 3: They're much better than I was.
44:39
Speaker 4: We are a heavy metal band.
44:40
Speaker 5: I mean, everybody knows that.
44:42
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, hold on.
44:43
Speaker 10: Wait, wait, hold on.
44:44
Speaker 4: Where am I? The Woody Show. You know, I was thinking,
44:48
Speaker 4: because Gina was saying... She doesn't really know anybody that
44:53
Speaker 4: got spanked. No, not when I was little. I didn't know.
44:57
Speaker 4: Girls didn't really get spanked.
44:58
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
44:59
Speaker 4: Is that what it is? Yeah, it's just boys. I
45:01
Speaker 4: think just dudes, man. I think spankings were mostly reserved.
45:05
Speaker 4: I don't remember my.
45:06
Speaker 2: Girls, I know girls, they share stories about getting slapped,
45:11
Speaker 2: not spanked. Probably by their mother, though.
45:13
Speaker 5: No, I was slapped and I was spanked.
45:15
Speaker 2: You were slapped?
45:16
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I was your dad or
45:19
Speaker 4: your mom.
45:19
Speaker 9: My mom slapped me across the face one time in public.
45:22
Speaker 11: And she I mean, she would never she never did
45:25
Speaker 11: stuff like that.
45:26
Speaker 2: Like, oh, yeah, I did deserve it.
45:27
Speaker 4: And moms can get away with it way more than
45:29
Speaker 4: I think even today. Like, yeah, dads can. It's just
45:31
Speaker 4: bad optics when dad does it.
45:33
Speaker 5: Yeah.
45:33
Speaker 6: Yeah.
45:33
Speaker 9: And then in my dad did again because I was
45:36
Speaker 9: being just like deliberately defiant.
45:38
Speaker 5: But the thing is, is that it didn't hurt. I
45:41
Speaker 5: wasn't like, oh my God, ow.
45:43
Speaker 4: It was shocking.
45:44
Speaker 9: It was, yeah, it was go clean.
45:45
Speaker 5: Up the playroom.
45:46
Speaker 4: It hurt more knowing I disappointed my father.
45:48
Speaker 9: No, it was, we had to go clean up the
45:52
Speaker 9: playroom and he did the whole counting.
45:53
Speaker 5: Thing, you know, one, two, two and a half, that
45:55
Speaker 5: whole thing.
45:56
Speaker 4: Two and a half.
45:56
Speaker 9: And once he gets to two and three quarters, all
45:58
Speaker 9: of my siblings sprint to the playroom to clean it up.
46:02
Speaker 9: And I just sat there and he's looking at me like, Art,
46:04
Speaker 9: come on, are you serious? So then he's like, three
46:08
Speaker 9: and I just sat on the couch watching TV and
46:10
Speaker 9: he was like alright he's like get over here so
46:12
Speaker 9: then he spanks me and I sat back down on
46:15
Speaker 9: the couch and he goes what are you doing and
46:17
Speaker 9: I was like well I opted for the spanking instead
46:22
Speaker 9: of cleaning the playroom and he was like no go
46:25
Speaker 9: clean the playroom so that's what I remember of being spanked.
46:29
Speaker 4: I don't remember I would have to ask them I
46:32
Speaker 4: don't remember my stepsisters getting spanked.
46:35
Speaker 10: There you go I certainly did See, that's interesting because,
46:37
Speaker 10: of course, growing up around little girls, I mean, in
46:40
Speaker 10: my adult life, I've heard of girlfriends get spanked, but
46:43
Speaker 10: I didn't see any of that at the time.
46:44
Speaker 4: And if it was something like they were being sassy
46:48
Speaker 4: and typical teenage girl backtalk, it would be the mom
46:52
Speaker 4: that would smack them in the face. It was never
46:54
Speaker 4: the dad.
46:55
Speaker 2: Have you guys heard of this, though?
46:56
Speaker 4: The one story I'll never forget.
46:57
Speaker 10: My friend told me who I met out here said
47:00
Speaker 10: back in the day when she's in trouble, her dad
47:01
Speaker 10: would make her hit herself.
47:03
Speaker 6: Oh.
47:04
Speaker 2: If she didn't do it hard enough.
47:05
Speaker 4: She had to keep doing it.
47:07
Speaker 3: You know what?
47:08
Speaker 2: You know what?
47:09
Speaker 4: I kind of love that.
47:10
Speaker 2: Like, that wasn't good.
47:11
Speaker 4: Do it again.
47:12
Speaker 2: It's also humiliating.
47:14
Speaker 5: Totally.
47:15
Speaker 4: Like, you know, why hit yourself? It's like when you
47:17
Speaker 4: take somebody's hand and you make them, you know, why
47:19
Speaker 4: hit yourself? She has to smack herself.
47:21
Speaker 3: That's funny. 877-44-WOODY.
47:21
Speaker 4: You can send us a text.
47:23
Speaker 3: Do that.
47:23
Speaker 4: Over to 22987.
47:23
Speaker 7: Ew.
47:23
Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
47:33
Speaker 4: Dude, I've got some news.
47:36
Speaker 2: Oh.
47:38
Speaker 4: I get questioned all the time. What's the name of
47:41
Speaker 4: the mattress that I bought for my son? Oh, yeah.
47:45
Speaker 3: Right?
47:46
Speaker 2: What's the name of the mattress that I bought for
47:48
Speaker 2: my son? It was on Amazon. It's like a.
47:51
Speaker 4: Really nice. It's super comfortable, man. I have fallen asleep
47:54
Speaker 4: on that thing a number of times. You said the
47:56
Speaker 4: first time you put it together, you fell asleep. Yeah,
47:58
Speaker 4: because it shows up in the box. It's all vacuum sealed.
48:01
Speaker 2: Compressed.
48:02
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
48:03
Speaker 4: And then it opens up magically. But it's a queen-size mattress.
48:07
Speaker 4: Super comfortable, like a hybrid memory foam slash individually wrapped
48:12
Speaker 4: coil mattress. And delivered.
48:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
48:16
Speaker 4: It was like 230 bucks. In fact, dumbass Tyler bought one.
48:21
Speaker 4: He loves it. He says it's like the best bet
48:23
Speaker 4: he's had.
48:24
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
48:25
Speaker 2: It's great.
48:26
Speaker 4: And so somebody asked me, can I give them the
48:29
Speaker 4: link or the name or whatever? I went on Amazon.
48:32
Speaker 4: I went into my previous purchases. It's no longer offered
48:34
Speaker 4: on Amazon. What?
48:36
Speaker 6: Oh, man.
48:36
Speaker 4: People are going to freak. This just in. That's bad.
48:40
Speaker 4: But what I do have is the name. The brand
48:43
Speaker 4: is Ann. like A-N, Adamant, A-D-A-M-A-N-T, N-O, and then the
48:52
Speaker 4: last word is N-O-Y-A-U, Noyu?
48:55
Speaker 2: That's random.
48:56
Speaker 4: And Adamant Noyu is the brand. And I did find
49:00
Speaker 4: a website for them, and I haven't tooled around on
49:03
Speaker 4: it enough to figure out, like, can you order it
49:06
Speaker 4: directly from them? Or is there like a list of
49:10
Speaker 4: places where you can go online and buy it? It
49:13
Speaker 4: was a 12-inch queen-size mattress, memory foam hybrid mattress, individual
49:18
Speaker 4: pocket spring for motion eyes. isolation, pressure relief. I went
49:22
Speaker 4: on the website.
49:23
Speaker 10: I clicked on that link and it takes you to
49:25
Speaker 10: Amazon and says, sorry, we can't find that.
49:27
Speaker 7: Right.
49:27
Speaker 2: That's a, yeah.
49:28
Speaker 4: Cause that's, that was what I found on their website.
49:30
Speaker 1: Yeah.
49:30
Speaker 4: Yeah. So my greatest, my greatest recommendation might be dead.
49:35
Speaker 4: You guys, maybe it was too good of a deal. Yeah.
49:37
Speaker 4: They wiped them out.
49:38
Speaker 2: I recommend the Serta. The Serta beds are same price.
49:42
Speaker 4: I have 230 bucks delivered.
49:45
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
49:46
Speaker 2: You can get them also on Amazon. Um, And you
49:50
Speaker 2: can also pick them up at Walmart if you just
49:51
Speaker 2: want to go to the store and get it. And
49:54
Speaker 2: I have them in, like, multiple rooms. And they are awesome.
49:57
Speaker 3: All right.
49:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that was a great find because, you know,
50:00
Speaker 4: Sun needed a new mattress. I'm like, we don't need
50:02
Speaker 4: to spend a ton of money.
50:03
Speaker 1: Yeah.
50:03
Speaker 4: Because mattresses are crazy. That's another one, Greg.
50:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
50:06
Speaker 4: Patio umbrellas, front doors, outdoor furniture.
50:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, fake plants.
50:11
Speaker 10: It's on sale for $ 1, 800.
50:13
Speaker 9: Right.
50:13
Speaker 3: You're like, wait, what?
50:14
Speaker 2: I know.
50:15
Speaker 3: I'm not buying a car.
50:16
Speaker 4: Yeah. And so I'm like, all right. This seems too
50:18
Speaker 4: good to be true, but it had great reviews.
50:21
Speaker 3: Yeah. Right.
50:22
Speaker 4: It was getting off the chart reviews. So I bought him. Hey,
50:26
Speaker 4: the worst case scenario is that it blows and I've
50:29
Speaker 4: wasted 200 bucks.
50:30
Speaker 7: Yeah.
50:31
Speaker 3: Right.
50:31
Speaker 4: And you can still sleep on it. It turns out
50:33
Speaker 4: it was great. They have a bunch of other ones
50:35
Speaker 4: like Menace said. Serta. Whether it's Serta or these other
50:38
Speaker 4: ones that I also see now on Amazon have great reviews.
50:41
Speaker 4: I hesitate to recommend it and say, oh, this looks
50:43
Speaker 4: like pretty much what I had because I don't know
50:45
Speaker 4: on this particular one that they have now. For about
50:48
Speaker 4: the same price, it has about the same reviews, and
50:51
Speaker 4: the description seems very similar. But I can't make a
50:55
Speaker 4: recommendation on that. So I think at this point, my
51:00
Speaker 4: best recommendation that people still ask about are those washing
51:03
Speaker 4: machine cleaning tabs.
51:05
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
51:06
Speaker 2: What were those? Those are called.
51:08
Speaker 4: Like the beads or whatever?
51:10
Speaker 2: Let's see.
51:11
Speaker 4: Those are called Uproot Clean. Washing Machine Cleaner Ultra. with
51:19
Speaker 4: fur guard. So if you have, if you have pets
51:22
Speaker 4: and cause the, you know, the pet hair and the
51:25
Speaker 4: way they, they describe it in the video, like it gets, that's,
51:27
Speaker 4: that's kind of what gets soaked and gets stuck within
51:31
Speaker 4: the washing drum. And you know, it doesn't really, that's,
51:35
Speaker 4: that's what starts to, to, to get funky.
51:38
Speaker 7: Right.
51:38
Speaker 4: And so like when you open up your washing machine
51:40
Speaker 4: and you have that kind of like that, not caca
51:43
Speaker 4: sewer smell, but like kind of that mildewy mold.
51:46
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
51:48
Speaker 4: And menace, I sent you the link to it. Yeah,
51:51
Speaker 4: that is at this point. The mattress is not available.
51:54
Speaker 4: This and these things work. I got pitched it on Instagram.
51:59
Speaker 4: And I tried them. And I tell you what, man,
52:01
Speaker 4: it's like a brand new washing machine as far as
52:03
Speaker 4: like the smell. You just throw the tabs in with
52:06
Speaker 4: everything else? It's one tab. No, you got to put
52:08
Speaker 4: it on the wash cycle, like on a cleaning cycle.
52:11
Speaker 4: You know how the washer has like a cleaning cycle?
52:13
Speaker 3: With nothing but the tab. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:15
Speaker 4: But these, there's something different about these compared to like
52:18
Speaker 4: Tide makes some. And there's some other, Fresh I think
52:20
Speaker 4: is a brand that you see. And we've tried those
52:23
Speaker 4: and those did not work. So from experience, I've tried
52:26
Speaker 4: the other ones. It did not get rid of that funk.
52:29
Speaker 3: These did.
52:29
Speaker 4: It's one tablet. You put it in there, hot water,
52:32
Speaker 4: do the wash cycle. And you do that like once
52:35
Speaker 4: every few weeks. And we've had no problems. I'm going
52:38
Speaker 4: to send the link to Menace. And if you're having
52:40
Speaker 4: that same issue, I can recommend that.
52:43
Speaker 2: The mattress.
52:44
Speaker 4: It's a washing machine. It's getting cleaned all the time.
52:47
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Oh, somebody said the mattress got recalled.
52:50
Speaker 3: Why?
52:51
Speaker 4: Too good?
52:52
Speaker 3: Yeah.
52:53
Speaker 4: Too great?
52:53
Speaker 3: How could a mattress be dangerous?
52:55
Speaker 2: Maybe it's flammable or something.
52:57
Speaker 4: It's usually flammable or asbestos-y. Somebody dropped their roach on it.
53:02
Speaker 2: I'm going to put this up on social media, but
53:05
Speaker 2: also just go to thewoodyshow.com. I'm going to have something
53:07
Speaker 2: that says Woody's Show product review.
53:09
Speaker 4: Yeah, because Menace, like yours, Healthy Paws.
53:12
Speaker 2: Healthy Paws.
53:13
Speaker 4: The pet insurance. He gets asked about, like, what's the
53:15
Speaker 4: name of that? The one you talk about all the time.
53:17
Speaker 4: That's Menace's greatest recommendation.
53:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
53:19
Speaker 2: Healthy Paws. Also, something else I want to recommend that
53:22
Speaker 2: I've been loving, I've been doing for the past couple
53:25
Speaker 2: months now is- Meth? No, but if you have the hookup,
53:30
Speaker 2: please hit me up. But is Huel- It's, uh, it's
53:35
Speaker 2: like a meal replacement thing. Like you guys recommended.
53:38
Speaker 3: I heard you mention it. Yeah.
53:39
Speaker 2: You recommended initially it was the overnight oats and I
53:43
Speaker 2: tried it, but it was like so thick that I
53:45
Speaker 2: couldn't even get it out of the container. So like,
53:47
Speaker 2: I'm good. And a lot of people started talking about the,
53:51
Speaker 2: talking about the Huel. Huel. And they have like, uh.
53:55
Speaker 4: Spelled fuel, but with an H.
53:56
Speaker 6: Yeah.
53:56
Speaker 2: They have chocolate, they have peanut butter, banana, like vanilla,
54:00
Speaker 2: all these different flavors. So every single day I just
54:02
Speaker 2: like mix it up. in a bottle, and then I
54:05
Speaker 2: drink it on the way to work, and I'm not
54:07
Speaker 2: really hungry until like 2 in the afternoon.
54:09
Speaker 3: Is it liquidy, or is it kind of chunky?
54:11
Speaker 4: It looks like a thick shake.
54:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a shake, basically.
54:14
Speaker 3: And what liquid do you put, water or milk?
54:16
Speaker 2: Just water.
54:17
Speaker 7: Oh.
54:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's so good, too.
54:19
Speaker 3: Fuel.
54:19
Speaker 4: And you get them pre-mixed, too.
54:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, pre-mixed, they have it at Target pre-mixed, but I
54:24
Speaker 2: just take the powder and I mix it myself. Are
54:25
Speaker 2: you going to put a... I'll put a link on there, yeah.
54:27
Speaker 2: And it's from the UK, so it's better for you.
54:31
Speaker 4: Greg, do you have a best recommendation? I don't know
54:33
Speaker 4: if you're known for one.
54:34
Speaker 3: Well, I talked about the metal hose that I got
54:37
Speaker 3: from Giraffe Tools. That thing is life-changing.
54:40
Speaker 4: He does like his metal hose.
54:41
Speaker 3: It is such a great hose. The box cutter that
54:44
Speaker 3: you recommended, Woody, that changed my life.
54:46
Speaker 2: That was awesome.
54:46
Speaker 3: And then the most recent thing.
54:47
Speaker 4: Well, the box cutter is the, you know, like you've
54:50
Speaker 4: probably seen them on Instagram and stuff.
54:52
Speaker 3: It's like a little like. Rechargeable. Electric scissors. It looks
54:56
Speaker 3: like almost like a pizza slicer.
54:59
Speaker 4: For breaking down boxes.
55:00
Speaker 3: It rolls.
55:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's mega quick.
55:03
Speaker 3: And then the most recent thing I did was I
55:06
Speaker 3: retired the Dyson vacuum cleaner to become the garage vacuum cleaner.
55:11
Speaker 3: Because I always have one in there for if you
55:12
Speaker 3: needed to vacuum up a mess or a car.
55:14
Speaker 4: You vacuum a garage? Well, I mean, in my garage,
55:17
Speaker 4: I have a shop vac. Yeah, I don't have a
55:19
Speaker 4: shop vac. I think that's like the standard universal garage vac, right? Yeah,
55:23
Speaker 4: I don't have one of those. Like a wet-dry vac?
55:25
Speaker 3: But for the inside of the house, it went back
55:27
Speaker 3: to Shark. The Shark Navigator Lift-Away Vacuum. $ 149 compared to
55:33
Speaker 3: a $ 17 million Dyson, which is heavy and cumbersome and sucks.
55:38
Speaker 3: It doesn't work. So shark all day.
55:41
Speaker 4: And you have the link to the particular one?
55:44
Speaker 3: Yes.
55:45
Speaker 4: Did you send that to Menace?
55:46
Speaker 3: I did. Only $ 149 right now.
55:48
Speaker 10: This might be a stupid question, but I know it
55:50
Speaker 10: became popular. And we have hardwood floors. Can you use
55:52
Speaker 10: it on floors and not just rugs?
55:53
Speaker 3: There's a floor setting and a carpet setting.
55:55
Speaker 2: I like that.
55:56
Speaker 3: It's so good.
55:57
Speaker 4: Gina, do you have a best recommendation? Oh, my God,
55:59
Speaker 4: I do. Now that I have a dog, this has
56:03
Speaker 4: changed my life. This is what they.
56:05
Speaker 10: Used for show dogs, like at the shows. It's called
56:08
Speaker 10: Ice on Ice Pet Spray. And you can use it
56:11
Speaker 10: on dogs, cats, or horses. And you spray it on
56:14
Speaker 10: them and their coat is like glossy and silky and
56:17
Speaker 10: it feels like bunny fur.
56:19
Speaker 4: It is the best stuff.
56:20
Speaker 10: It's this three-in-one like leave-in conditioner and detangler. And it
56:24
Speaker 10: repels dust and pee. So when they're rolling around and stuff,
56:27
Speaker 10: it's called Ice on Ice Pet Spray. And your dog
56:30
Speaker 10: or cat or horse will look so fancy and feel awesome.
56:34
Speaker 10: So silky and soft afterwards. I cannot wait to spray
56:37
Speaker 10: her with this like twice a week.
56:39
Speaker 4: My my wife found these like, you know, the butt
56:43
Speaker 4: wipes that you can buy the wet wipes. Yeah.
56:45
Speaker 3: Right.
56:46
Speaker 4: Kind of the same thing, but they're for wiping down
56:48
Speaker 4: your your pet. If they are outside. Yeah.
56:52
Speaker 3: Muddy paws.
56:52
Speaker 4: I have those. Or like every time we drop her
56:55
Speaker 4: off at like the dog sitter and we go play
56:57
Speaker 4: with dogs for that, she comes back and she just reeks.
56:59
Speaker 4: I don't know what they're getting into. And so my
57:01
Speaker 4: wife will sit her outside, grab these wipes and just
57:03
Speaker 4: wipe her down with it. And it gets rid of
57:05
Speaker 4: all the stink and odor. I guess we have a
57:07
Speaker 4: lot of odor problems in our house.
57:09
Speaker 7: Yeah.
57:09
Speaker 3: Washing machine. You all reek.
57:10
Speaker 4: Just the one dog.
57:11
Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
57:12
Speaker 7: Yeah.
57:12
Speaker 4: I don't know what they're called. I just have like
57:13
Speaker 4: wet ones.
57:14
Speaker 3: I don't know.
57:15
Speaker 4: To make her smell any better. Yeah, they're wet. They're
57:18
Speaker 4: like wet wipes. You just wipe down the fur with them.
57:20
Speaker 3: So there's ice on ice? That's smart. You just spray
57:22
Speaker 3: it on and then leave it there?
57:24
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then I'll kind of brush her out a
57:25
Speaker 10: little bit and she literally, it feels like baby duck
57:28
Speaker 10: feathers afterwards.
57:29
Speaker 3: Really?
57:29
Speaker 4: It's awesome. That sounds like the kind of stuff a
57:31
Speaker 4: dog would have to be clean first.
57:33
Speaker 3: No.
57:33
Speaker 2: Already clean.
57:35
Speaker 4: I don't bother. Sammy, do you have a best recommendation?
57:39
Speaker 5: I do.
57:40
Speaker 9: So I, for retainers, anyone who is retainers or like
57:44
Speaker 9: night guards at night, Your Invisalign?
57:46
Speaker 5: My Invisalign, yes. It's a dental pod. It's called Zima
57:50
Speaker 5: Dental Pod.
57:51
Speaker 9: You can get it on Amazon and you put it in,
57:53
Speaker 9: you put your retainer or whatever it is in there
57:56
Speaker 9: and it vibrates it and it's like the sonic whatever
57:58
Speaker 9: stuff and you can put like, cleaner in there too
58:01
Speaker 9: you don't even necessarily have to and it cleans it
58:04
Speaker 9: in such a great way because previously I would just
58:07
Speaker 9: use my toothbrush and I'm looking at it going this
58:09
Speaker 9: is disgusting so then I wouldn't wear it and I
58:11
Speaker 9: already spent all of this money on a retainer that
58:15
Speaker 9: it's worth it to get the pod that will just
58:17
Speaker 9: clean it and then it's fresh and clean every time
58:19
Speaker 9: and you'll have no problems wearing it I love.
58:21
Speaker 4: It so much Seabass, do you have a best recommendation?
58:24
Speaker 7: I will say, similar to Menace's, I've talked about this before,
58:27
Speaker 7: Milk 50, do you hate the high calories and high
58:32
Speaker 7: price of your typical protein drink? You just want to
58:35
Speaker 7: grab something quick and on the go. Well, that's where
58:37
Speaker 7: Milk 50 comes in. By the way, none of this stuff,
58:39
Speaker 7: there are none of them are sponsored.
58:41
Speaker 4: God forbid. Nothing we've mentioned so far. None of these companies,
58:45
Speaker 4: none of these products. They don't know we exist. They
58:47
Speaker 4: don't spend a dime with the show.
58:48
Speaker 3: Where are you at, Shark?
58:49
Speaker 4: These are just personal recommendations.
58:51
Speaker 7: What if our salespeople ever listen to our show? So
58:53
Speaker 7: Milk 50, as you might imagine, it's only 50 calories
58:55
Speaker 7: per serving.
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Speaker 4: You're like, how? It's lactose free?
58:58
Speaker 3: How?
58:59
Speaker 4: Ultra filtered. So you drink that whole.
59:01
Speaker 7: Thing, which is a half or half a half gallon,
59:03
Speaker 7: two quarts or 48 ounces, 48 ounces is only 300 calories,
59:07
Speaker 7: 54 grams of protein. So you're getting the hydration and
59:11
Speaker 7: your protein in. Uh, much like menaces Huel, which I also, I've,
59:14
Speaker 7: I've bought cups, a couple of cases of Huel before.
59:16
Speaker 4: It's very nice.
59:16
Speaker 7: Milk 50, much lower calorie. Again, it's a lot more,
59:20
Speaker 7: a lot more fluid for your buck. I go to their, uh, locator.
59:23
Speaker 7: Cause it's the only problem is it's very hard and
59:25
Speaker 7: spotty to find. It runs out whenever it gets stocked,
59:28
Speaker 7: it runs out. I'll go on their locator on their website.
59:31
Speaker 4: Won't be there though. Yeah, we sold out of that stuff.
59:33
Speaker 4: So milk, 50.
59:34
Speaker 3: Have you tried the vanilla?
59:35
Speaker 2: Is that good?
59:36
Speaker 4: The only one that's good is the chocolate.
59:37
Speaker 2: Everything else sucks.
59:40
Speaker 4: Other caveat. Hard to find, and everything sucks.
59:42
Speaker 3: Just the chocolate.
59:43
Speaker 4: Other than that. Did you send the link to Menace
59:44
Speaker 4: on that one? I'll do it right now. Okay, so
59:46
Speaker 4: Menace is going to put this recommendations post together. People
59:51
Speaker 4: are texting over, what was the name of that? Don't worry,
59:54
Speaker 4: it'll be up. All that stuff will be on this post.
59:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's live right now, thewoodyshow.com. Oh, it's on the
1:00:01
Speaker 2: woody show.com. The woody show.com. And it'll be on our
1:00:03
Speaker 2: social media too.
1:00:04
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
1:00:05
Speaker 4: So if you just go to the woody show.com, that's
1:00:07
Speaker 4: a website guys. We very rarely, I mean, other than,
1:00:10
Speaker 4: you know, go there for like a podcast or to
1:00:11
Speaker 4: get an address for an event or something like that.
1:00:13
Speaker 4: But yeah, remember websites.
1:00:15
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:00:16
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:00:16
Speaker 4: Go to the woody show.com and the list of recommendations
1:00:19
Speaker 4: is on there. And then menace is going to have
1:00:21
Speaker 4: a link that he's going to post for that on
1:00:25
Speaker 4: the different social media, but depending on where you find
1:00:27
Speaker 4: us there.
1:00:28
Speaker 3: Oh, you made this so nice and easy, man.
1:00:30
Speaker 4: Right, that was the idea.
1:00:31
Speaker 3: It looks so good.
1:00:33
Speaker 4: That's what I do.
1:00:34
Speaker 2: All right, 877-44-WOODY.
1:00:35
Speaker 4: You can send us a text over to 22987. And
1:00:38
Speaker 4: you guys, when we come back, is it worth an ish?
1:00:43
Speaker 4: And what we're going to put to the test today
1:00:44
Speaker 4: is something else that I just recently discovered via an
1:00:49
Speaker 4: Instagram video. And I bought it. I have yet to
1:00:53
Speaker 4: try it. We're going to try it first all together.
1:00:57
Speaker 4: It's that dry cleaning spray. Oh, I'm so excited. Nice. Oh, yeah.
1:01:02
Speaker 4: The video where you have something, a little bit of
1:01:04
Speaker 4: oil from your oil and balsamic drips or whatever it is.
1:01:09
Speaker 2: Throw the shirt away.
1:01:11
Speaker 4: A little greasy piece of burger just drops right perfectly
1:01:14
Speaker 4: in the middle of the chest area of that shirt
1:01:16
Speaker 4: that you just bought. And you're like, damn it. That's over.
1:01:18
Speaker 4: Knowing that, man, this is going to be a pain
1:01:20
Speaker 4: in the ass to get out. I saw this video
1:01:22
Speaker 4: on social media where they just sprayed this... crap on it,
1:01:26
Speaker 4: like out of an aerosol can. and then took like
1:01:29
Speaker 4: a high-pressure air hose and just, and the spot disappeared.
1:01:34
Speaker 4: I'm like, what kind of magic is this?
1:01:37
Speaker 3: Magic in a can.
1:01:38
Speaker 4: I've ruined so many shirts that way. Same. But it's
1:01:41
Speaker 4: a dry-cleaning spray, and what it does is it's supposed
1:01:44
Speaker 4: to attach itself to the oils, lift it to the top,
1:01:46
Speaker 4: and it dries as a powder. You know like when
1:01:48
Speaker 4: they put sawdust on puke?
1:01:50
Speaker 6: Yep.
1:01:51
Speaker 4: And it just kind of absorbs it, and it just
1:01:53
Speaker 4: kind of sweep it up kind of thing? Same kind
1:01:55
Speaker 4: of thing. It says spray it on there according to
1:01:56
Speaker 4: the can. Spray it on there. You leave it for
1:02:00
Speaker 4: not even that long. You just leave it for like
1:02:02
Speaker 4: 30 seconds or something like that. And then it dries
1:02:04
Speaker 4: on the top. And then it says just brush away.
1:02:07
Speaker 4: We'll see if it actually works. God, I hope it does.
1:02:09
Speaker 4: I got rid of all those stupid shirts I couldn't
1:02:11
Speaker 4: get the stain because I got so mad.
1:02:12
Speaker 3: Before this product.
1:02:14
Speaker 4: I got so mad.
1:02:14
Speaker 2: You know what?
1:02:15
Speaker 4: This isn't working. I tried like four different things. Didn't work,
1:02:17
Speaker 4: didn't work, didn't work. So I took a perfectly good
1:02:20
Speaker 4: shirt last night. My wife had made some kind of
1:02:22
Speaker 4: thing that had, you know, ground beef in it.
1:02:25
Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
1:02:26
Speaker 4: And it was kind of greasy.
1:02:27
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
1:02:28
Speaker 2: And I intentionally put the shirt on the counter and
1:02:30
Speaker 2: dropped that on it.
1:02:31
Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
1:02:32
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:02:33
Speaker 4: Otherwise, a perfectly good shirt. So I'm hoping this stuff
1:02:36
Speaker 4: does work because I would like that shirt back. But
1:02:38
Speaker 4: we'll see if it works and if it does. We
1:02:41
Speaker 4: have the name of it. It is available on Amazon.
1:02:43
Speaker 4: It's not cheap, but if it works, it's worth it.
1:02:46
Speaker 1: All right.
1:02:49
Speaker 4: Is it worth an ish?
1:02:50
Speaker 3: I've been.
1:02:52
Speaker 4: I've been looking forward to trying this out, too. Things
1:02:53
Speaker 4: have been busy. But well, first I had to order it.
1:02:56
Speaker 4: I had to figure out what it was. It was
1:02:59
Speaker 4: an Instagram video. And I'm like, man, if this works,
1:03:01
Speaker 4: that's so great. I saw this Instagram video where this
1:03:03
Speaker 4: dude sprayed this stuff. He was clearly like a professional
1:03:07
Speaker 4: dry cleaning establishment. And he sprayed on three little oil
1:03:12
Speaker 4: drop stains, like, you know, olive oil type stains that
1:03:15
Speaker 4: you would get on the front of your shirt. The worst, right? Yeah.
1:03:18
Speaker 4: And just sprayed it on there. And then a few
1:03:21
Speaker 4: seconds later, it took a high-pressure air hose and it
1:03:24
Speaker 4: was gone. I'm like, what? I remember that guy.
1:03:28
Speaker 3: Like, what? No way.
1:03:31
Speaker 4: You see that guy on Instagram?
1:03:33
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:03:33
Speaker 4: Anyway, so I mean, I screenshot. I zoomed in, tried
1:03:38
Speaker 4: to get the name of the stuff. It wasn't an
1:03:40
Speaker 4: advertisement for this stuff. He was just showing them removing
1:03:43
Speaker 4: these stains. Found out what it was, ordered some on Amazon,
1:03:47
Speaker 4: and it was expensive. It was like 20, 20, 30 bucks,
1:03:50
Speaker 4: 27 bucks or something like that.
1:03:52
Speaker 3: It's probably last for years, right?
1:03:54
Speaker 4: Alba chem and see it. Look, I brought it in
1:03:55
Speaker 4: my briefcase.
1:03:56
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
1:03:57
Speaker 4: Your fancy briefcase.
1:03:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
1:04:00
Speaker 4: I bought 500 of these bags. That was the smallest
1:04:04
Speaker 4: quantity you can buy them in.
1:04:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:04:06
Speaker 4: Alba chem is the name of the brand and it
1:04:10
Speaker 4: says PSR to spot lifter. Does not contain blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:04:15
Speaker 4: Removes grease and oil stains.
1:04:16
Speaker 2: Spray on.
1:04:17
Speaker 4: Let dry. Brush off. Great for all fabrics. Here's what
1:04:20
Speaker 4: it looks like. I'm showing the camera. I'm showing everybody here.
1:04:23
Speaker 4: And it sounds like a spray paint cam when you
1:04:26
Speaker 4: shake it. Oh, there's something really happening in there. It's
1:04:29
Speaker 4: got like the marble or whatever the hell they have
1:04:30
Speaker 4: in there.
1:04:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever.
1:04:32
Speaker 4: Now, I should probably read. Jeff, you want to read?
1:04:34
Speaker 4: Can you read the, let's see. Designed to easily remove
1:04:37
Speaker 4: oil and grease stains without harming delicate products. Does not
1:04:42
Speaker 4: contain blah, blah, blah.
1:04:44
Speaker 2: We opened the door for it. Directions.
1:04:46
Speaker 3: Well, hold on. Directions.
1:04:47
Speaker 4: Shake well before using. Hold can upright 8 to 10
1:04:50
Speaker 4: inches from surface and spray soiled area. Oh, so you're
1:04:54
Speaker 4: not supposed to get up on it. It's 8 to
1:04:56
Speaker 4: 10 inches. Allow to dry thoroughly until white powder forms.
1:05:01
Speaker 2: Brush off. Reapply for stubborn stains.
1:05:05
Speaker 3: All right.
1:05:06
Speaker 4: So you have to blow on it. Not designed for
1:05:07
Speaker 4: water and acid-based stains.
1:05:09
Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
1:05:11
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:05:12
Speaker 7: So oil only.
1:05:13
Speaker 3: So we work on wine.
1:05:16
Speaker 4: Great for removing rings and circles. Left by liquid spot removers.
1:05:21
Speaker 6: Oh.
1:05:21
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
1:05:21
Speaker 4: Like if the liquid spot, like you spray it on
1:05:24
Speaker 4: there and it has like a. The spatter. Yeah. Because
1:05:26
Speaker 4: then even when you wash it, maybe the stuff, but
1:05:28
Speaker 4: it has that like.
1:05:29
Speaker 3: Like a ring around it almost. Yeah.
1:05:31
Speaker 6: Right.
1:05:32
Speaker 4: Yeah. Because I've tried other things. People have said I'm
1:05:34
Speaker 4: the queen of getting out grease stains. A newer product
1:05:36
Speaker 4: I use is the OxyClean Max Force, Sammy.
1:05:38
Speaker 7: Yes.
1:05:39
Speaker 4: Which is what Sammy recommended. I did get that. And
1:05:41
Speaker 4: that's good for a lot of stuff. It's a blue
1:05:43
Speaker 4: and red wrapper. And this person says, I leave it
1:05:46
Speaker 4: on for 10 to 15 minutes before I wash. And
1:05:48
Speaker 4: it works very well. This other person, which I have
1:05:50
Speaker 4: not tried this. They say on the text, they use
1:05:53
Speaker 4: baby powder and they sprinkle it on the stain. You
1:05:55
Speaker 4: rub it in a bit. You let it sit overnight
1:05:57
Speaker 4: and then you just wash it. This is the regular wash.
1:06:00
Speaker 2: The next day.
1:06:01
Speaker 10: I think this is like the chemical weapon version of that.
1:06:04
Speaker 4: So, yeah, I took a perfectly good T-shirt yesterday. My
1:06:10
Speaker 4: wife made something greasy for dinner. I had some greasy
1:06:13
Speaker 4: ground beef in it. And so I intentionally dropped it.
1:06:19
Speaker 4: I intentionally dropped it right there.
1:06:20
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a big old stain.
1:06:22
Speaker 4: That shirt's ruined. And this is exactly what I would
1:06:24
Speaker 4: do in real life.
1:06:25
Speaker 2: It looks like a doo-doo stain.
1:06:27
Speaker 3: Right.
1:06:27
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it had some kind of like sauce in it.
1:06:29
Speaker 2: You know what?
1:06:30
Speaker 4: There was actually, I think there was like some kind
1:06:31
Speaker 4: of like tomato sauce too.
1:06:32
Speaker 8: Okay.
1:06:33
Speaker 3: Okay.
1:06:33
Speaker 4: So yeah, we'll give it a shot.
1:06:35
Speaker 6: Okay.
1:06:35
Speaker 3: All right.
1:06:36
Speaker 11: Yeah.
1:06:36
Speaker 4: That's all we can do.
1:06:37
Speaker 3: Okay. Now it says to hold the can upright, which
1:06:40
Speaker 3: I don't know. How are you going to do that
1:06:42
Speaker 3: if the shirt's lying down?
1:06:43
Speaker 2: I mean, do we need ventilation?
1:06:45
Speaker 4: Do you want me to hold the shirt up?
1:06:47
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
1:06:47
Speaker 4: Don't hold it up. Because the guy was not holding
1:06:50
Speaker 4: it straight up.
1:06:50
Speaker 2: No, he wasn't.
1:06:51
Speaker 4: Oh, you know what else I brought in? Because we
1:06:52
Speaker 4: don't have a big air hose, but I did have
1:06:54
Speaker 4: the engineering department bring some of that keyboard cleaner.
1:06:58
Speaker 3: Nice.
1:06:58
Speaker 4: I was wondering how we were going to do that.
1:06:59
Speaker 4: People huff this stuff together.
1:07:01
Speaker 3: You love that stuff. That's great. All right. This is
1:07:04
Speaker 3: going to be exciting. Let's see if it works. All right.
1:07:06
Speaker 2: Here we go.
1:07:08
Speaker 4: Spraying it on the stain. A generous amount.
1:07:11
Speaker 2: All right. Now we just have to leave it. It
1:07:14
Speaker 2: goes to powder, right?
1:07:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to let it. I can see it.
1:07:17
Speaker 4: Can you see it forming the powder?
1:07:19
Speaker 7: Oh.
1:07:20
Speaker 4: See on the top? Look at that.
1:07:21
Speaker 2: Is that what that is?
1:07:24
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:07:24
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:07:24
Speaker 4: It looks like snow. It's getting more and more. You
1:07:27
Speaker 4: know what it reminds me of, Greg? You know in
1:07:28
Speaker 4: Christmas time, Sammy?
1:07:30
Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
1:07:30
Speaker 4: You can spray it on windows. The flocking?
1:07:32
Speaker 2: The snow?
1:07:33
Speaker 4: Fake snow?
1:07:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's supposed to look like, yeah.
1:07:35
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:07:36
Speaker 3: Like where you flock a Christmas tree.
1:07:37
Speaker 7: Right.
1:07:37
Speaker 5: If you spray it on a Christmas tree, that's flocking.
1:07:39
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:07:39
Speaker 3: It does look like that.
1:07:40
Speaker 4: All right, now you're going to dust it off?
1:07:42
Speaker 2: Well, I think I should leave it because it's not...
1:07:44
Speaker 2: Let it settle a little bit more.
1:07:45
Speaker 3: It says to not thoroughly dry it.
1:07:46
Speaker 10: But I thought the compressor is to dry it, too.
1:07:50
Speaker 2: Like, isn't it sort of a twofer?
1:07:51
Speaker 4: No, I think that's to brush it away.
1:07:53
Speaker 6: Oh.
1:07:53
Speaker 4: It says, allow to dry thoroughly until white powder forms.
1:07:57
Speaker 2: Let's see how long that takes to dry.
1:07:58
Speaker 3: Well, it's definitely formed.
1:08:00
Speaker 11: On the outside, it's formed. Is it formed where the
1:08:03
Speaker 11: stain itself is?
1:08:03
Speaker 2: I don't think you would remove it that fast.
1:08:06
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm going to.
1:08:09
Speaker 4: I'm going to leave it for another minute or so.
1:08:11
Speaker 4: I tell you what, let's take the break.
1:08:14
Speaker 6: Okay.
1:08:14
Speaker 4: And then when we come back, it should be perfectly
1:08:16
Speaker 4: good to go. And then I'll use the... All right.
1:08:23
Speaker 4: To see if it did the trick.
1:08:25
Speaker 3: Awesome. Excited.
1:08:27
Speaker 4: Is it worth an ish?
1:08:28
Speaker 3: It was how much for that can?
1:08:30
Speaker 6: This?
1:08:30
Speaker 3: Okay.
1:08:30
Speaker 4: So when we were talking about dynamic pricing, when I
1:08:34
Speaker 4: bought this, it was like 27 bucks.
1:08:36
Speaker 3: Okay.
1:08:37
Speaker 1: Right?
1:08:38
Speaker 4: Gina asked me for the link. I sent it to her.
1:08:41
Speaker 4: She pulled up the same link from Amazon and it
1:08:43
Speaker 4: gave her $ 36.
1:08:44
Speaker 2: Damn.
1:08:45
Speaker 4: It hates me.
1:08:46
Speaker 5: Gina's a sucker.
1:08:47
Speaker 4: Apparently. I guess so. I didn't buy it.
1:08:49
Speaker 3: You did not?
1:08:49
Speaker 4: No, she didn't buy it. I said, I'm waiting to
1:08:51
Speaker 4: see if it works. See if it's worth an inch.
1:08:55
Speaker 4: Smart consumer.
1:08:55
Speaker 2: All right.
1:08:56
Speaker 4: So here, we'll let this dry and then we'll, the exciting,
1:08:58
Speaker 4: hopefully exciting conclusion for this oil stain remover.
1:09:04
Speaker 3: AlbaChem?
1:09:04
Speaker 4: Yeah. AlbaChem. A-L-B-A-C-H-E-M, and it says PSR2 Spot Lifter.
1:09:12
Speaker 3: Okay.
1:09:12
Speaker 2: But we're not recommending it.
1:09:14
Speaker 4: Not yet. We don't know yet. It's not an official
1:09:15
Speaker 4: recommendation yet.
1:09:16
Speaker 3: Don't go buy it. All right, well- Yeah, it looks
1:09:20
Speaker 3: like it. Because before, when you.
1:09:21
Speaker 4: Were asking me, the center of it still didn't really
1:09:24
Speaker 4: look white. But it's getting more white.
1:09:27
Speaker 2: That's so cool. We'll take a break. We'll see if
1:09:29
Speaker 2: it works. Next on The Woody Show.
1:09:31
Speaker 4: More Woody Shows next. Next.
1:09:34
Speaker 8: Next.
1:09:36
Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Menace.
1:09:41
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:09:42
Speaker 4: Question on the text. What is the name of the
1:09:44
Speaker 4: app that you use? When you have to hire somebody
1:09:47
Speaker 4: to do something like one time.
1:09:49
Speaker 2: That'd be Air Tasker.
1:09:51
Speaker 3: Air Tasker.
1:09:52
Speaker 7: Air Tasker.
1:09:53
Speaker 2: I'll put that on the recommendations on our page. But
1:09:56
Speaker 2: Airtaster is great. I mean, like literally for anything, like
1:09:59
Speaker 2: getting a TV mounted, your car cleaned, your house cleaned,
1:10:04
Speaker 2: somebody to do your grass, like whatever you want. I
1:10:08
Speaker 2: had things.
1:10:09
Speaker 3: Most things, not whatever.
1:10:11
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:10:12
Speaker 2: But no, I like.
1:10:12
Speaker 4: There's a couple of restrictions. It sounds like all the
1:10:14
Speaker 4: stuff my wife makes me do every weekend. Yeah, you
1:10:16
Speaker 4: don't have to do it.
1:10:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I had somebody deliver something from Arizona. yeah
1:10:21
Speaker 2: in like one.
1:10:22
Speaker 4: Day it's like it's crazy another good recommendation somebody said
1:10:26
Speaker 4: the better goods pizza from walmart that was an awesome
1:10:28
Speaker 4: recommendation true and now we gotta give we gotta give
1:10:31
Speaker 4: uh rich tamira rich on tech credit for that one
1:10:35
Speaker 4: all right so um to see if this stuff actually
1:10:37
Speaker 4: works saw the video on instagram you know there were
1:10:40
Speaker 4: some oil spots on like a shirt And, uh, this
1:10:46
Speaker 4: person in the video just sprayed this stuff out of
1:10:48
Speaker 4: this blue and white can on this stuff. And it
1:10:50
Speaker 4: had a high pressure air hose and they're gone. It
1:10:54
Speaker 4: was like magic. I was like, dude, what the hell
1:10:56
Speaker 4: is that stuff? I found it. It's called Alba chem,
1:10:59
Speaker 4: a L B a C H E M P S
1:11:02
Speaker 4: R two spot lifter. It comes in a aerosol can. And, uh,
1:11:06
Speaker 4: I grabbed a perfectly good shirt and I took some
1:11:08
Speaker 4: of the ground beef that my wife was using for
1:11:10
Speaker 4: dinner last night and intentionally dropped it on the shirt.
1:11:13
Speaker 4: brought it in this morning, and we sprayed some of
1:11:16
Speaker 4: the stuff on there, and we're going to see if
1:11:18
Speaker 4: it gets the oil out. Now, you're supposed to spray
1:11:20
Speaker 4: the stuff on there, and kind of like putting sawdust
1:11:24
Speaker 4: on puke, like you see janitors do, and it absorbs
1:11:28
Speaker 4: all the moisture, and then just has it so you
1:11:32
Speaker 4: can sweep it up. It's the same kind of idea.
1:11:34
Speaker 4: I sprayed it on the oil, and look at that.
1:11:37
Speaker 4: I'm glad we gave it some time. Yeah, it looks
1:11:39
Speaker 4: totally different. Yeah, it says the directions... It says, blah, blah, blah, blah,
1:11:45
Speaker 4: shake well before using, hold upright, blah, blah, blah, allow
1:11:47
Speaker 4: to dry thoroughly until the white powder forms. Brush off,
1:11:52
Speaker 4: reapply for difficult stains.
1:11:54
Speaker 2: We'll see how it does.
1:11:56
Speaker 3: I hope your air duster there is powerful enough.
1:12:00
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's just dust.
1:12:02
Speaker 2: It should work.
1:12:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see.
1:12:04
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, it's better than what I was
1:12:05
Speaker 4: going to do, which is blow on it and brush
1:12:08
Speaker 4: it with my hand. Oh, my God.
1:12:11
Speaker 2: Will it work?
1:12:11
Speaker 4: The moment of truth.
1:12:13
Speaker 3: Let's find out.
1:12:14
Speaker 1: Here we go.
1:12:17
Speaker 4: It's pretty strong.
1:12:21
Speaker 3: Maybe wipe it?
1:12:24
Speaker 2: Blow on it? Kiss it?
1:12:27
Speaker 4: He's reloading his duster. Flip it? Rub it down? Oh no.
1:12:33
Speaker 2: Flip it and reverse it? A little harder.
1:12:40
Speaker 4: Can you brush it with your hand?
1:12:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, because here's the thing.
1:12:45
Speaker 4: It's stuck on.
1:12:48
Speaker 3: The powder kind of got a little sticky.
1:12:50
Speaker 2: Take the shirt and beat it.
1:12:52
Speaker 4: You can tell it's kind.
1:12:54
Speaker 3: Of caked on there. You need an actual brush.
1:12:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need a boar's head brush.
1:13:00
Speaker 6: Oh, you have a.
1:13:01
Speaker 3: Paintbrush in here, don't you?
1:13:04
Speaker 4: Honestly, I don't know what this stuff is in this can.
1:13:06
Speaker 3: All right.
1:13:10
Speaker 2: It's kind of caked on there now.
1:13:11
Speaker 4: Now it's caked on there.
1:13:14
Speaker 5: But maybe once you wash it, that comes out?
1:13:16
Speaker 3: I can kind of see the stain underneath it.
1:13:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can kind of see the doo-doo still there.
1:13:22
Speaker 4: Wait, what's wrong with the paintbrush? We need something with bristles.
1:13:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need something with an actual brush.
1:13:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're rubbing it in there now.
1:13:29
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait. I think it's helping, actually.
1:13:30
Speaker 2: Now it's fabric on.
1:13:32
Speaker 3: I think it was just caked on.
1:13:33
Speaker 2: All right. Yeah, something softer.
1:13:37
Speaker 3: Like Gina's hair.
1:13:39
Speaker 4: Yeah. Let's see. I can't say that it worked.
1:13:42
Speaker 3: Oh, no. Oh, bummer. You know what?
1:13:46
Speaker 4: I wonder if I take it down and I try
1:13:49
Speaker 4: to rinse it out. Yeah. Or maybe we do need
1:13:51
Speaker 4: like a compression hose.
1:13:52
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it's just a tougher stain so we need
1:13:54
Speaker 5: to try again.
1:13:55
Speaker 4: I mean, I barely dropped that ground beef on there.
1:14:00
Speaker 4: So I wanted to be very true to the situation.
1:14:06
Speaker 3: Now you have Like a white stain on there. I
1:14:09
Speaker 3: think maybe in the wash it would come out. Yeah.
1:14:11
Speaker 2: I think you're zero for zero on all these Instagram
1:14:14
Speaker 2: recommendations that you do.
1:14:15
Speaker 4: That's not true. What do you think? I just told
1:14:17
Speaker 4: you about the washer tablets.
1:14:18
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:14:18
Speaker 4: What about the salad shooter?
1:14:19
Speaker 2: That was awesome.
1:14:21
Speaker 4: That ruled.
1:14:21
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that was from Instagram.
1:14:23
Speaker 4: I don't know.
1:14:23
Speaker 2: The washer tablets were great. They were from Instagram?
1:14:27
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:14:27
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
1:14:28
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:14:28
Speaker 4: Oh, and you know what else I got that was
1:14:30
Speaker 4: really great? It's a product called Chubby Cable.
1:14:34
Speaker 3: Chubby Cable.
1:14:35
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:14:35
Speaker 4: It's like a charging cable. And it's got three attachments
1:14:39
Speaker 4: at the end. One is, uh, for like a, like
1:14:42
Speaker 4: a mag charger for your, your phone. And then one
1:14:45
Speaker 4: for your Apple watch. And then another one for your, uh,
1:14:49
Speaker 4: like you can plug into the bottom of your AirPods
1:14:51
Speaker 4: and only the other side just plugs into, you know,
1:14:54
Speaker 4: the USB. So like you get three things off of
1:14:56
Speaker 4: one cable.
1:14:57
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:14:57
Speaker 4: Then there was, they have another one and I ordered
1:15:00
Speaker 4: this one too. So the little adapter that plugs into
1:15:03
Speaker 4: the wall is also like the, like the battery, uh,
1:15:07
Speaker 4: So like you have like a wireless charger that you
1:15:09
Speaker 4: can bring with you. It's just a little square and
1:15:11
Speaker 4: it has the, um, it has the, the, the cable
1:15:13
Speaker 4: that sticks out that kind of retracts out of the, um,
1:15:17
Speaker 4: out of the base of it.
1:15:18
Speaker 3: All right.
1:15:19
Speaker 4: It's super small. Fits in your pocket. Great for, uh,
1:15:21
Speaker 4: great for the travel.
1:15:22
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:15:22
Speaker 2: I'm putting it on our product recommendation page.
1:15:25
Speaker 10: I don't know how important this is, but I'm watching
1:15:27
Speaker 10: somebody do like a tutorial on the Alba cam and
1:15:30
Speaker 10: it looks like they're using this like very thick brush
1:15:34
Speaker 10: to brush it off.
1:15:34
Speaker 4: Like that might be an important step.
1:15:36
Speaker 3: Oh, Yeah.
1:15:37
Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm watching a couple videos to make sure.
1:15:41
Speaker 3: They're... Jeff, you worked on it a little bit more.
1:15:43
Speaker 3: Any progress?
1:15:44
Speaker 4: No.
1:15:45
Speaker 6: Oh, here.
1:15:45
Speaker 2: I think it needs to get wet, and I think
1:15:47
Speaker 2: it needs bristles on it.
1:15:48
Speaker 4: This is what I bought, Meta.
1:15:49
Speaker 3: See? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:15:50
Speaker 4: He plugs it into the wall, and it's got the cable,
1:15:53
Speaker 4: and it's super small, super compact.
1:15:55
Speaker 2: Are you talking about two different products? Because does this
1:15:58
Speaker 2: one have the Apple Watch thing on it, or no?
1:16:00
Speaker 4: No, this is a different one. This is the second
1:16:02
Speaker 4: thing that I bought.
1:16:03
Speaker 3: Okay. It's great.
1:16:04
Speaker 2: Chubby cable.
1:16:05
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:16:06
Speaker 4: All right, well... to be determined I'll let you you
1:16:09
Speaker 4: know I'll take the shirt home wash it I'll wash
1:16:13
Speaker 4: it and see if that actually did the did the
1:16:15
Speaker 4: trick yeah I.
1:16:16
Speaker 3: Still think you should try your dusting paintbrush.
1:16:19
Speaker 4: Yeah why won't you because it's a very it's a
1:16:20
Speaker 4: very soft brush oh there's no stiff bristles yeah it
1:16:25
Speaker 4: was like a stiff bristle on a on a t-shirt
1:16:28
Speaker 4: might like start making it fray or pill or whatever
1:16:31
Speaker 4: true sad man it really doesn't.
1:16:35
Speaker 2: I feel so blue balled I get it. I was
1:16:38
Speaker 2: so excited for that stuff.
1:16:40
Speaker 3: We all were.
1:16:40
Speaker 2: They're not all 10s, bro.
1:16:41
Speaker 3: Every once in a while you gotta take a three.
1:16:43
Speaker 3: That's true.
1:16:43
Speaker 4: That's why we, is it worth an ish? That's why
1:16:45
Speaker 4: it's a question. Is it worth an ish? So I
1:16:47
Speaker 4: guess to be determined, but if you want to see
1:16:50
Speaker 4: the other things that we do recommend that really are
1:16:52
Speaker 4: worth it, we have that on thewoodyshow.com and Menace is
1:16:55
Speaker 4: putting the link on our social media. So you can
1:16:59
Speaker 4: check it out there at thewoodyshow.com Well, during the break,
1:17:07
Speaker 4: I went and I rinsed the front of the shirt
1:17:10
Speaker 4: in the sink. You were on a mission. And then
1:17:12
Speaker 4: I went out and I left it out to, like,
1:17:15
Speaker 4: air dry on the patio.
1:17:18
Speaker 2: On our hangar system that we have out there?
1:17:20
Speaker 7: Yeah, our clothesline.
1:17:21
Speaker 2: On our Sunday.
1:17:22
Speaker 4: I just kind of, like, draped it over a chair
1:17:25
Speaker 4: just to dry out. And then we'll see if that
1:17:28
Speaker 4: makes any sense.
1:17:28
Speaker 3: I can still see the stain underneath the white powdery stuff.
1:17:33
Speaker 3: I think it's not... Not a hit. Yeah.
1:17:36
Speaker 2: I don't know.
1:17:36
Speaker 4: We'll see. We'll see.
1:17:39
Speaker 3: On the video, magically, it works.
1:17:41
Speaker 4: Yeah. Gina was watching a YouTube video where this woman
1:17:45
Speaker 4: was using the same stuff. And people who work at
1:17:47
Speaker 4: dry cleaners are hitting us up on the tech saying
1:17:50
Speaker 4: the key to that stuff is that you got to
1:17:52
Speaker 4: spray it on there and really let the powder form.
1:17:56
Speaker 4: I mean, it was pretty formed. Yeah, that's the key.
1:17:59
Speaker 10: But the one I was watching, it looked like the can,
1:18:01
Speaker 10: which yours didn't, came with this really dense brush.
1:18:04
Speaker 4: I guess we need that brush. Yeah, no, it didn't
1:18:07
Speaker 4: come with a brush. The one that you had in
1:18:08
Speaker 4: that video, the top of the can, the cap of
1:18:11
Speaker 4: the can, on the top of it kind of has
1:18:13
Speaker 4: like a brush built into it. And then they flip
1:18:15
Speaker 4: the cap over and, you know, brush it off.
1:18:18
Speaker 3: Eh, whatever.
1:18:19
Speaker 4: We're not done with it. I guess it's just same old,
1:18:21
Speaker 4: same old. One little thing from, you know, that gets
1:18:25
Speaker 4: on your shirt. You just got to throw the whole
1:18:26
Speaker 4: shirt away. You just have to wear a bib now.
1:18:28
Speaker 10: A couple of texters did say if it did have
1:18:31
Speaker 10: tomato sauce in it, that's an acid base, not an
1:18:34
Speaker 10: oil base.
1:18:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true too.
1:18:36
Speaker 4: So maybe that has something to do with it.
1:18:37
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:18:37
Speaker 4: And I'll also try, I'll try the baby powder thing
1:18:39
Speaker 4: that somebody suggested and see.
1:18:41
Speaker 3: If that works.
1:18:42
Speaker 4: Seems like kind of the same principle.
1:18:43
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
1:18:44
Speaker 4: But see if, see if that does any better.
1:18:46
Speaker 12: Yeah.
1:18:47
Speaker 3: I guess.
1:18:47
Speaker 4: All right. So freak of the week. And this is
1:18:51
Speaker 4: an annual tradition. Seabass goes on a pilgrimage to San
1:18:56
Speaker 4: Francisco for the Folsom Street Fair. Now, for people who
1:19:01
Speaker 4: are not familiar with the Folsom Street Fair, how would
1:19:03
Speaker 4: you describe it, Seabass?
1:19:05
Speaker 7: Oh, it's several thousand people joining on a. Main City
1:19:09
Speaker 7: Street in San Francisco. to have gay sex.
1:19:13
Speaker 4: Oh, awesome.
1:19:15
Speaker 3: Out in the open.
1:19:15
Speaker 4: Out in the open.
1:19:16
Speaker 7: Again, this is, I cannot stress how much this is
1:19:20
Speaker 7: on a city street for about a dozen blocks, and
1:19:25
Speaker 7: there are naked men and women everywhere committing sexual acts.
1:19:30
Speaker 7: That is exactly what's happening. And he's not lying. I
1:19:33
Speaker 7: walked up this year, I was walking, I walked up
1:19:37
Speaker 7: and this guy was kind of leaning up against a
1:19:39
Speaker 7: light pole, his back to me, And he's had one
1:19:41
Speaker 7: hand vigorously, you.
1:19:43
Speaker 4: Know, moving, which is very common.
1:19:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
1:19:44
Speaker 7: A lot of guys will just kind of sit and
1:19:46
Speaker 7: present and, you know, touch and tug. As I'm walking
1:19:49
Speaker 7: by him, I notice, oh, he's completing. And it was,
1:19:54
Speaker 7: I've seen this a dozen times. I was like, oh,
1:19:56
Speaker 7: come on, dude.
1:19:57
Speaker 4: Now, here's what you don't want to do. You don't
1:19:59
Speaker 4: want to Google this while you're at work or in
1:20:02
Speaker 4: any kind of place where your search history or what
1:20:05
Speaker 4: you've been looking at online could get you in trouble.
1:20:07
Speaker 4: And I say this every year. It is that over
1:20:10
Speaker 4: the top.
1:20:10
Speaker 7: I don't know how– and I don't want it to
1:20:12
Speaker 7: be shut down, but I don't know how some– this
1:20:15
Speaker 7: isn't widely looked. I didn't know that until you guys
1:20:17
Speaker 7: told me about it. This is the most filthy, depraved,
1:20:21
Speaker 7: disgusting thing in the world.
1:20:23
Speaker 4: People go here willingly. They look forward to it every year.
1:20:26
Speaker 4: This is like a gathering.
1:20:27
Speaker 2: The city helps plan it.
1:20:28
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. They have permits.
1:20:30
Speaker 4: They get donations. It's disgusting. It's just right in the
1:20:33
Speaker 4: middle of the street. There'll be two guys doing mouth
1:20:37
Speaker 4: stuff to each other. And you'll see in the photograph
1:20:38
Speaker 4: where there's a cop literally just standing right next to
1:20:41
Speaker 4: them as it happens. They're doing this to almost dare
1:20:43
Speaker 4: the cop to do something about it. And they don't because...
1:20:47
Speaker 4: That's just what happens at the Folsom Street Fair.
1:20:49
Speaker 3: Having never been, is there anything about the fair that's,
1:20:52
Speaker 3: for lack of a better word, legit? Like, are there vendors?
1:20:55
Speaker 4: Are there food trucks?
1:20:57
Speaker 5: Carnival rides?
1:20:58
Speaker 7: The local folks with the hot dog carts roll up?
1:21:02
Speaker 4: I would not eat there.
1:21:04
Speaker 3: And then what percentage of people at the Folsom Street
1:21:08
Speaker 3: Fair would you say are participants versus just spectators?
1:21:11
Speaker 8: Oh!
1:21:13
Speaker 7: 50-50?
1:21:14
Speaker 4: By participant, it depends on what you mean. Because participant,
1:21:17
Speaker 4: you mean having sex?
1:21:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, or being naked. Are there people just walking around simply.
1:21:21
Speaker 4: Just to watch?
1:21:22
Speaker 7: I would say it's probably 75-25 people who are in
1:21:24
Speaker 7: some kind of outfit slash participant.
1:21:26
Speaker 6: Wow.
1:21:26
Speaker 2: For sure, yeah. A lot of leather.
1:21:28
Speaker 4: That's kind of San Francisco.
1:21:30
Speaker 7: If you were to segment off what San Francisco does gay-wise,
1:21:33
Speaker 7: they do a lot more gay, hardcore leather stuff as
1:21:36
Speaker 7: opposed to, let's say, New York or L.A.
1:21:37
Speaker 10: And it looks like just a sea of humanity. It's
1:21:39
Speaker 10: not like this thing isn't well-attended.
1:21:41
Speaker 3: It is very.
1:21:42
Speaker 7: If you have any kind of claustrophobia, even though you're
1:21:45
Speaker 7: out on an open street, it is shoulder-to-shoulder and other
1:21:47
Speaker 7: things to other things.
1:21:48
Speaker 2: At the Folsom Street Fair. It's very crowded, especially later
1:21:51
Speaker 2: in the day.
1:21:51
Speaker 4: I know it's outdoors, but is there a smell?
1:21:53
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
1:21:55
Speaker 7: Well, it depends on how close you are to the
1:21:57
Speaker 7: pool where people are outdoors.
1:21:59
Speaker 4: Instead of having an outhouse, there's one guy that sets
1:22:01
Speaker 4: up every year and he's got like a kiddie pool,
1:22:04
Speaker 4: like a baby pool. You can take care of your
1:22:07
Speaker 4: business there.
1:22:07
Speaker 2: Actually, no.
1:22:08
Speaker 4: I'll say this. It doesn't smell that bad.
1:22:10
Speaker 7: It's because it's outdoors enough and it's open enough. And
1:22:14
Speaker 7: you're right up there on the base. You got a
1:22:15
Speaker 7: lot of that ocean breeze coming on to you.
1:22:18
Speaker 4: So Seabass made his annual pilgrimage there. And he spoke
1:22:24
Speaker 4: to some of the people who were there doing different things.
1:22:28
Speaker 4: If you remember, there was that one year we couldn't
1:22:30
Speaker 4: even play his conversation. There was no way to clean
1:22:34
Speaker 4: it up to the point where we could air any
1:22:37
Speaker 4: of it and have it make any sense. We had
1:22:38
Speaker 4: to put it on an uncensored podcast. And basically the
1:22:41
Speaker 4: guy was doing the interview with Seabass while he was
1:22:47
Speaker 4: being used as a puppet. By another person. I'm just
1:22:51
Speaker 4: going to leave it at that. And not even a
1:22:53
Speaker 4: one-handed puppet, a two-handed puppet. A two-handed puppet. Strapped to
1:22:57
Speaker 4: a city fire hydrant.
1:22:58
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:22:59
Speaker 4: I cannot stress how much this is completely in public.
1:23:03
Speaker 4: Just to give you an idea of what kind of
1:23:07
Speaker 4: scene Seabass finds himself in when he goes to this thing.
1:23:11
Speaker 4: There was one year that we saw some pictures from
1:23:16
Speaker 4: the Folsom Street Fair. And our boss was in them.
1:23:21
Speaker 4: Remember that? What? Oh, okay, yes. He was in management, yes.
1:23:25
Speaker 4: He was in management. He was our boss. Not our
1:23:27
Speaker 4: direct boss. No, at the time. You weren't working here.
1:23:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
1:23:31
Speaker 4: No, at the time, he was our program director. And
1:23:36
Speaker 4: he was there buying a codpiece in the background of
1:23:39
Speaker 4: the photo that the San Francisco Chronicle, I think, Right.
1:23:43
Speaker 4: Published about their coverage of the Folsom Street Fair.
1:23:45
Speaker 3: I remember a leather outfit of some sort.
1:23:47
Speaker 4: And if you're Googling, the name of the street is F-O-L-S-O-M.
1:23:50
Speaker 3: Folsom.
1:23:51
Speaker 2: Folsom. Not wholesome.
1:23:52
Speaker 4: Nope. I will say this, that they have one thing there.
1:23:56
Speaker 7: I see almost no kids, except for one of the
1:23:59
Speaker 7: hot dog vendors had her little kid with her.
1:24:02
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
1:24:02
Speaker 2: I mean, he was family business. Showing the kid the ropes.
1:24:05
Speaker 9: Yep.
1:24:06
Speaker 4: All right, so- Seabass talked to some different people, and
1:24:10
Speaker 4: we're going to use it in the Freak of the
1:24:12
Speaker 4: Week style, meaning these are all freaks, without saying. You
1:24:17
Speaker 4: have to decide, of all the people that Seabass ran
1:24:19
Speaker 4: into and is going to highlight in this coverage of
1:24:22
Speaker 4: the Folsom Street Fair, which one do you think we
1:24:25
Speaker 4: should actually crown the Freak of the Week? And your
1:24:27
Speaker 4: votes will determine who that's going to be. Wow. Now
1:24:30
Speaker 4: I feel like an idiot.
1:24:31
Speaker 3: Asking me all these questions when I'm hammered is not.
1:24:40
Speaker 4: Okay, let's meet some folks who attended the Folsom Street
1:24:44
Speaker 4: Fair in San Francisco. Before the break, we informed everybody
1:24:47
Speaker 4: who's not familiar with Folsom Street Fair exactly what it is.
1:24:51
Speaker 2: It's just basically open-air sex market.
1:24:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. There's people in the street, like literally
1:24:56
Speaker 4: in the public streets, doing all kinds of weird, freaky stuff.
1:25:00
Speaker 4: So we're going to meet the people that Seabass met,
1:25:04
Speaker 4: and then we'll have to decide which one we want
1:25:06
Speaker 4: to crown the Woody Show Freak of the Week.
1:25:09
Speaker 6: Sweet.
1:25:09
Speaker 3: All right.
1:25:10
Speaker 4: And then you'll text your vote, of course, over to 22987.
1:25:14
Speaker 4: And who's the first person here, Seabass? You've heard of
1:25:17
Speaker 4: Puss in Boots. This is a different type of pee
1:25:20
Speaker 4: in boots. I've got a photo for you guys. You
1:25:22
Speaker 4: can pass this along. And I'll have the gentleman introduce
1:25:25
Speaker 4: himself right here. I don't know if we can describe
1:25:29
Speaker 4: that one. It's in the audio.
1:25:32
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
1:25:32
Speaker 11: Okay.
1:25:33
Speaker 4: All right.
1:25:34
Speaker 3: Here we go.
1:25:34
Speaker 2: What is your name, sir?
1:25:35
Speaker 4: Pee-wee. And Pee-wee, what does your sign say? My sign says,
1:25:39
Speaker 4: P * * * Boots, public urinal. A public urinal,
1:25:43
Speaker 4: because you indeed are a puppy. And I'm a urinal. Oh,
1:25:47
Speaker 4: a pup-let.
1:25:49
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:25:49
Speaker 4: So he's got a.
1:25:50
Speaker 7: Folks who don't know, puppies are a big part of
1:25:52
Speaker 7: the gay lifestyle. It's like a leather mask, not a furry.
1:25:56
Speaker 3: Nope.
1:25:57
Speaker 4: It's leather, and they'll have a little tail. Like a snout.
1:25:59
Speaker 2: They're on a leash.
1:26:00
Speaker 3: They almost look robotic and evil.
1:26:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, like this guy behind him, you can see, Gina's
1:26:04
Speaker 4: holding a leash.
1:26:04
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, he's walking.
1:26:05
Speaker 4: He's holding a leash.
1:26:06
Speaker 2: You can buy these masks on Amazon. Oh, sure you can.
1:26:08
Speaker 2: Should we put them under product recommendation?
1:26:10
Speaker 7: So I noticed he's got the puppy mask, and he's
1:26:14
Speaker 7: got also some different camera attachments, so he can... Record
1:26:17
Speaker 7: video of people, again, urinalizing him.
1:26:22
Speaker 4: Using him as a urinal. So this guy in the
1:26:25
Speaker 4: photo is just standing there. I mean, he's naked. He's
1:26:28
Speaker 4: not even, no shoes, no nothing. He's going for it.
1:26:30
Speaker 4: And he's holding his beer in one hand, his dong
1:26:32
Speaker 4: in the other, and he's just using the puppy for
1:26:35
Speaker 4: what he's there for. He's the puppy in Waiters? We'll
1:26:38
Speaker 4: talk about that in a moment here. Okay. First with
1:26:39
Speaker 4: his camera.
1:26:40
Speaker 3: All right.
1:26:41
Speaker 4: I noticed you have a camera coming out of your tail.
1:26:44
Speaker 4: What's the anal hook? Okay, so a lot of folks
1:26:46
Speaker 4: probably don't know what an anal hook is. Can you
1:26:47
Speaker 4: describe that?
1:26:48
Speaker 6: An anal hook has, it's like a fishing hook, except
1:26:50
Speaker 6: instead of a hook on the end, it has a
1:26:52
Speaker 6: ball on the end.
1:26:53
Speaker 4: So it's a butt plug that goes up and connects to.
1:26:55
Speaker 5: Your harness, so you can't remove it.
1:26:57
Speaker 2: Oh, that's naughty naughty.
1:26:58
Speaker 4: Naughty naughty. Thank God.
1:27:00
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
1:27:02
Speaker 4: Thank God I haven't gotten to the point, Greg, where
1:27:04
Speaker 4: it's like you need this kind of stuff just to even,
1:27:06
Speaker 4: you know. Just to get out.
1:27:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, just to get excited.
1:27:08
Speaker 3: How do you even dream it up?
1:27:09
Speaker 4: Right, so yeah, it's a.
1:27:11
Speaker 7: a hook that one end goes in the rear and
1:27:13
Speaker 7: the other kind of follows up your spine. And at
1:27:16
Speaker 7: the top of that, he has a camera, but you
1:27:17
Speaker 7: can also harness that, you know, attach that there.
1:27:19
Speaker 2: Well, if I ever do a walk again, maybe.
1:27:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, how efficient.
1:27:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, next time you do a 40-mile walk, man, it
1:27:24
Speaker 4: makes it hands-free. Get an apparatus like that.
1:27:27
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:27:27
Speaker 7: And so, again, why he... Let's talk about more about
1:27:30
Speaker 7: why he is indeed a human urinal here.
1:27:32
Speaker 6: I saw you last year. I couldn't talk to you
1:27:33
Speaker 6: because you were surrounded by guys. I had at least
1:27:35
Speaker 6: 100 guys during the day. I can hold 10 liters
1:27:38
Speaker 6: in each side. And I filled up at least five times.
1:27:42
Speaker 4: I had to go empty them.
1:27:43
Speaker 7: So for folks who don't know, you're wearing like these
1:27:44
Speaker 7: maybe thigh high waders that are attached to overalls.
1:27:48
Speaker 4: These are self-made.
1:27:49
Speaker 6: These are bicycle tire rubbers that just keep it up.
1:27:54
Speaker 4: Where?
1:27:55
Speaker 3: All that work.
1:27:57
Speaker 4: So once the tanks are full, when he said empty, where?
1:28:02
Speaker 4: Let's find out.
1:28:03
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
1:28:04
Speaker 4: We have the answer. Good, because I'm glad you asked
1:28:06
Speaker 4: that question.
1:28:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do?
1:28:08
Speaker 2: What do you do?
1:28:09
Speaker 1: Sewer?
1:28:09
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you do? Drop it down the sewer?
1:28:11
Speaker 7: So instead of the puppy relieving itself, you're being relieved upon.
1:28:14
Speaker 6: I am, but once they're full, I go find a tree,
1:28:18
Speaker 6: and then I lift up my leg.
1:28:20
Speaker 2: The tree's like, damn, what did I do?
1:28:21
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Thanks a lot. It's 10 liters per leg.
1:28:25
Speaker 4: Your favorite book, The Giving Tree, man.
1:28:27
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, the tree's like.
1:28:29
Speaker 3: Why, sir? Why?
1:28:30
Speaker 2: Why did I?
1:28:31
Speaker 4: And the tree was happy. And the tree was watered.
1:28:37
Speaker 2: It would be a different book.
1:28:38
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
1:28:39
Speaker 6: I am, but once they're full, I go find a tree,
1:28:43
Speaker 6: and then I lift up my leg and relieve myself.
1:28:47
Speaker 4: It all comes rolling out of your leg. We should
1:28:50
Speaker 4: always say, ask before relieving oneself, right? Oh no, just
1:28:53
Speaker 4: do it. Everyone, come, come, come. Okay, so if we
1:28:56
Speaker 4: see you out here with your boots on, it's free game.
1:28:59
Speaker 4: Did you ask him what he does for a living?
1:29:01
Speaker 4: Damn it, that needs to be my follow-up question. This
1:29:04
Speaker 4: is your weekend life. This is what you do in
1:29:06
Speaker 4: your free time. And Greg.
1:29:08
Speaker 3: That and make boots.
1:29:09
Speaker 4: To quote Greg. What his parents must think.
1:29:11
Speaker 3: Yeah. And hopefully they're no longer of this earth. Yeah.
1:29:15
Speaker 7: And to talk about the trees, I've talked about in
1:29:17
Speaker 7: years past where they saran wrap all the trees, like
1:29:21
Speaker 7: outdoor post boxes and things of that nature.
1:29:23
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:29:23
Speaker 7: Because people are just doing these awful things because you
1:29:25
Speaker 7: really shouldn't be pouring liters upon liters of urine onto trees.
1:29:28
Speaker 2: It's bad for them.
1:29:29
Speaker 4: But they stopped doing that.
1:29:31
Speaker 3: But they're so green and environmental. Yeah, exactly.
1:29:33
Speaker 4: It's bad for them. To pee on... Didn't you pee
1:29:36
Speaker 4: outside recently, Menace?
1:29:37
Speaker 3: In that volume.
1:29:38
Speaker 4: He was outside letting the dog out. It was the
1:29:40
Speaker 4: middle of the night, and he just started to pee
1:29:42
Speaker 4: while he was out there at his own yard. Yeah.
1:29:44
Speaker 2: Did you pick a bush or.
1:29:45
Speaker 4: A tree or.
1:29:46
Speaker 2: No, just, you know... Right in the yard?
1:29:48
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:29:49
Speaker 4: Did it burn a spot in the yard like sometimes
1:29:51
Speaker 4: dog pee does?
1:29:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's acidic.
1:29:52
Speaker 4: I'll ask, is human urine as bad as dog urine?
1:29:54
Speaker 4: We'll find that out later.
1:29:55
Speaker 7: But that's Pee Wee, a.k.a.
1:29:58
Speaker 2: The pee in boots.
1:29:59
Speaker 4: All right, so that's nominee number one for the Freak
1:30:02
Speaker 4: of the Week. Next guy... He's a little more subdued.
1:30:05
Speaker 4: I've seen this guy many times. His name is Mr.
1:30:07
Speaker 7: Smiles, and he just reclines. I also got a photo
1:30:10
Speaker 7: of him for you to enjoy. He sets up a
1:30:12
Speaker 7: lounge chair.
1:30:13
Speaker 4: I got to see this.
1:30:17
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
1:30:18
Speaker 4: Let me see. Oh, my.
1:30:22
Speaker 3: God.
1:30:23
Speaker 4: A spread eagle. It's Wilford Brimley. Yeah, Wilford Brimley leaning
1:30:26
Speaker 4: back on his back in a lounge chair. In a
1:30:28
Speaker 4: cowboy hat.
1:30:29
Speaker 2: What do you think, Greg?
1:30:30
Speaker 3: Spread eagle.
1:30:31
Speaker 4: And Greg just put like a Danish in his mouth
1:30:33
Speaker 4: while looking at this.
1:30:34
Speaker 3: How do you do that?
1:30:36
Speaker 4: Middle-aged man.
1:30:37
Speaker 2: Or older even. You just said a guy in a
1:30:39
Speaker 2: lounge chair, dude. Well, of course. You have to warn.
1:30:42
Speaker 2: It's the Folsom Street Fair.
1:30:43
Speaker 4: What do you expect?
1:30:44
Speaker 2: Sammy's in the room.
1:30:45
Speaker 3: I didn't know I'd see this.
1:30:47
Speaker 4: I mean, he did a nice job shaving his sack. Yeah,
1:30:49
Speaker 4: he did a nice manscaping job. I'm trying to find
1:30:52
Speaker 4: something nice to say.
1:30:55
Speaker 3: Mr.
1:30:55
Speaker 4: Smiles, here he is. Mr.
1:30:57
Speaker 3: Smiles.
1:30:57
Speaker 4: Can you describe how you're set up at Folsom Street Fair?
1:31:00
Speaker 12: I kick back in a little chair so that I
1:31:02
Speaker 12: can rest my bones and I'm giving everybody a show.
1:31:05
Speaker 4: And so people can kind of take a look right
1:31:06
Speaker 4: at your crotch. It's really nice. Yeah, well, you know,
1:31:09
Speaker 4: they don't get a chance to do that most often,
1:31:11
Speaker 4: so this is the opportunity.
1:31:13
Speaker 3: To do it.
1:31:13
Speaker 2: Okay, so now that I have a chance to actually
1:31:16
Speaker 2: look at his face other than his sack, I do
1:31:19
Speaker 2: recognize that guy.
1:31:20
Speaker 4: Oh, I believe it. Really?
1:31:22
Speaker 2: Because I used to live in San Francisco. And this
1:31:26
Speaker 2: guy would be naked at like any type of festival
1:31:29
Speaker 2: in the city.
1:31:29
Speaker 3: I believe it.
1:31:30
Speaker 2: I saw him at the Filipino festival.
1:31:32
Speaker 4: Well, it just sounds like a guy who's just looking
1:31:34
Speaker 4: for an opportunity to be on display. I know.
1:31:38
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm right there in front of City Hall.
1:31:40
Speaker 4: Now, Greg, if this was your penis, would you be
1:31:42
Speaker 4: as proud as he is? It's not bad.
1:31:43
Speaker 3: No.
1:31:44
Speaker 2: That's flaccid. That's decent.
1:31:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, flaccid.
1:31:47
Speaker 4: He's definitely showing off. Dece.
1:31:49
Speaker 3: I would nude out.
1:31:50
Speaker 4: A Dece piece?
1:31:51
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, his body is awful, but that specific area,
1:31:55
Speaker 3: not bad.
1:31:55
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:31:56
Speaker 3: Wow.
1:31:57
Speaker 7: I try to think like Liberty first, but if you're
1:32:00
Speaker 7: showing up to... The Filipino festival, naked. Yeah, what's the point?
1:32:05
Speaker 4: You do that in Dallas, you get your ass kicked.
1:32:06
Speaker 4: Don't do that to them.
1:32:08
Speaker 3: Ugh, anyway.
1:32:09
Speaker 4: So he's set up, he's presenting. Is he allowing people
1:32:12
Speaker 4: to come and participate, does Mr.
1:32:14
Speaker 3: Smiles?
1:32:14
Speaker 4: Does anyone ever offer to touch you? Do you allow
1:32:16
Speaker 4: that or no?
1:32:17
Speaker 3: No, I allow that. They ask most of the time.
1:32:21
Speaker 4: 99% of the time they ask.
1:32:23
Speaker 3: I'll let them.
1:32:25
Speaker 4: Experiment. You're kind of a cowboy, is that right? I'm
1:32:27
Speaker 4: a cowboy.
1:32:29
Speaker 2: You bet I am.
1:32:30
Speaker 4: You got your horse out, though, right? Oh, my horse
1:32:32
Speaker 4: is out. And I ride him hard. Tell me about
1:32:35
Speaker 4: that horse. There you go.
1:32:37
Speaker 3: That's what it's all about.
1:32:38
Speaker 4: What is he holding, a camera there?
1:32:39
Speaker 3: What is he holding?
1:32:40
Speaker 10: Looks like a speed monitor thing.
1:32:42
Speaker 4: Well, it's like an old-style personal handy cam.
1:32:44
Speaker 3: No.
1:32:45
Speaker 4: Because a lot of these guys are very old-techy.
1:32:47
Speaker 2: Like a lot of these older... Oh, yeah.
1:32:49
Speaker 7: So he's kind of, you know... flopping it around with
1:32:52
Speaker 7: one hand. The other hand, he's like getting people's reactions
1:32:55
Speaker 7: slash inviting them to come join me.
1:32:57
Speaker 3: Experiment.
1:32:57
Speaker 4: Come smile with Mr.
1:32:58
Speaker 3: Smiles.
1:32:59
Speaker 4: So that's number two. Yeah, nominee number two, who CBass
1:33:02
Speaker 4: is meeting at the Folsom Street Fair, his annual pilgrimage
1:33:05
Speaker 4: to San Francisco for this event.
1:33:07
Speaker 2: I'm not looking at any more photos.
1:33:10
Speaker 4: Send them this way first. Yeah, so nominee number one
1:33:12
Speaker 4: was the guy who was just invited. He was dressed
1:33:14
Speaker 4: as like a, he's a puppy. He's Pee Wee. He's
1:33:17
Speaker 4: being led around on a leash and everything. He's got
1:33:19
Speaker 4: these big rubber waders on, and he's asking people to
1:33:22
Speaker 4: use those rubber waders as a urinal. That's nominee number one.
1:33:25
Speaker 4: Nominee number two is Mr. Smiles, who we just heard from.
1:33:27
Speaker 4: It was just a sack sitting on the ground. And
1:33:28
Speaker 4: then we got one more nominee for the Freak of
1:33:31
Speaker 4: the Week from the Folsom Street Fair, and number three is...
1:33:34
Speaker 4: This is David, and we all know who David is. Oh,
1:33:37
Speaker 4: your favorite guy.
1:33:38
Speaker 7: Yep.
1:33:38
Speaker 3: All right.
1:33:39
Speaker 4: Anything you guys are doing different this year, or is
1:33:41
Speaker 4: it just more of the same?
1:33:41
Speaker 8: Well, I'm trying to make it more inviting for women.
1:33:44
Speaker 8: We're trying a variety of techniques. We've got several different
1:33:47
Speaker 8: types of urinary devices for them. I thought that I
1:33:50
Speaker 8: could get something that they could stand on so they
1:33:52
Speaker 8: could straddle us.
1:33:53
Speaker 4: What's with all the peeing stuff? Yeah, great question.
1:33:56
Speaker 7: For folks who don't know, this is the leader and
1:33:57
Speaker 7: organizer of the pee-ool, the pool where folks are encouraged. Now,
1:34:02
Speaker 7: four or five people sit in the pool. So you
1:34:03
Speaker 7: know how people put a birdbath in their yard?
1:34:06
Speaker 4: To attract birds?
1:34:07
Speaker 3: Right.
1:34:08
Speaker 4: Same sort of idea.
1:34:10
Speaker 3: David Guy.
1:34:10
Speaker 4: He's been there for years. He could very well be
1:34:12
Speaker 4: the nicest man on planet Earth. He's very pleasant.
1:34:14
Speaker 3: But I hate him.
1:34:17
Speaker 4: I hate him.
1:34:18
Speaker 10: Why does he sound like a Disney character?
1:34:20
Speaker 4: Well, you'll play. You'll pull the pole in the front.
1:34:22
Speaker 2: He sounds like RFK Jr.
1:34:24
Speaker 4: A little bit. Yeah, maybe a little bit. He's trying
1:34:27
Speaker 4: to make it more inviting to women.
1:34:29
Speaker 2: I thought that I.
1:34:30
Speaker 8: Could get something that they could stand on so they
1:34:32
Speaker 8: could straddle us.
1:34:34
Speaker 4: He sounds like Tigger. Yeah, he sounds like a Disney character.
1:34:37
Speaker 4: He kind of does sound like Tigger. Hey, where's Pooh?
1:34:40
Speaker 4: The wonderful thing about Tigger. Pooh might be there too.
1:34:42
Speaker 8: I thought that I could get something that they could
1:34:44
Speaker 8: stand on so they could straddle us.
1:34:47
Speaker 4: He does sound like Tigger. I think I probably just
1:34:49
Speaker 4: ruined Tigger for some people.
1:34:51
Speaker 3: Oh, bother. Oh, bother.
1:34:53
Speaker 4: But that didn't work out.
1:34:54
Speaker 2: It's too slippery.
1:34:55
Speaker 8: It's not safe.
1:34:56
Speaker 4: Everything gets wet at the P.O.
1:34:58
Speaker 8: It's true. But not everything is as slippery as those
1:35:01
Speaker 8: bricks were. So I'll keep working on it.
1:35:03
Speaker 2: We'll make it easy for them.
1:35:04
Speaker 4: Oh, my God. I tell you, if the guy who
1:35:06
Speaker 4: does the voice of Tigger ever retires or dies.
1:35:09
Speaker 2: I don't think this is getting the job, dude.
1:35:11
Speaker 3: This guy.
1:35:11
Speaker 4: Well, as long as they don't look into his social media,
1:35:13
Speaker 4: I guess.
1:35:14
Speaker 3: I like how he says he's concerned about safety.
1:35:16
Speaker 4: Orchards! Greg, it's safety first at Folsom Street.
1:35:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
1:35:22
Speaker 4: So yeah, he's talking more about the innovations of the P-Wool.
1:35:25
Speaker 7: If folks want to find out more about the P-Wool,
1:35:26
Speaker 7: what's the best place for them to find more information?
1:35:28
Speaker 4: Yellowandblack.org Yeah! You know what it is! Yellow and black
1:35:36
Speaker 4: and black!
1:35:38
Speaker 2: Yeah!
1:35:40
Speaker 4: Get it, Wiz. And hey, man, how about the artist
1:35:46
Speaker 4: Wiz Khalifa?
1:35:49
Speaker 2: Is there a connection here?
1:35:50
Speaker 4: Yeah. How did he get an org?
1:35:53
Speaker 3: You're right.
1:35:53
Speaker 4: Because it's non-profit.
1:35:54
Speaker 2: I guess.
1:35:55
Speaker 4: It's really troubling to me how much he sounds like Tigger.
1:35:59
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:36:00
Speaker 4: The wonderful thing about Tigger.
1:36:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what it is.
1:36:04
Speaker 4: Yep.
1:36:05
Speaker 3: How is his website quality?
1:36:06
Speaker 2: Let's see.
1:36:07
Speaker 4: It's not great. Everything gets wet at the P.O.
1:36:09
Speaker 2: It's true.
1:36:10
Speaker 8: But not everything is as slippery as those bricks were. Oh, man.
1:36:15
Speaker 4: Port digger. All right. Well, there's your nominees, ladies and gentlemen.
1:36:21
Speaker 4: Now the votes are up to you. Who is going
1:36:24
Speaker 4: to be this year's Folsom Street Fair winner?
1:36:27
Speaker 7: Freak of the week and to answer your question there
1:36:30
Speaker 7: was a year if you recall where i found a
1:36:31
Speaker 7: guy who on his body was written the words scat
1:36:35
Speaker 7: pig oh all right and um not not not inputting
1:36:38
Speaker 7: but another brown yeah.
1:36:40
Speaker 4: All right so nominee number one was the uh the
1:36:43
Speaker 4: first guy who uh he is dressed as the puppy
1:36:46
Speaker 4: and he's got his uh.
1:36:47
Speaker 7: Boots and i noticed you have a camera coming out
1:36:49
Speaker 7: of your tail what's the anal hook Okay, so a
1:36:52
Speaker 7: lot of folks probably don't.
1:36:52
Speaker 4: Know what an anal hook is. Can you describe that?
1:36:54
Speaker 6: An anal hook has, it's like a fishing hook, except
1:36:57
Speaker 6: instead of a hook on the end.
1:36:58
Speaker 4: It has a ball on the end. Yeah, so there
1:37:00
Speaker 4: you go. That's nominee number one. You'll just text the
1:37:02
Speaker 4: number one over to 229870 if you'd like to vote
1:37:05
Speaker 4: for that guy. Nominee number two is Mr.
1:37:07
Speaker 3: Smiles.
1:37:08
Speaker 7: Mr.
1:37:08
Speaker 4: Smiles was the older cowboy who was on his little
1:37:11
Speaker 4: field chair there. He just kind of lounged back, and yeah,
1:37:15
Speaker 4: he had all his business on display. Can you describe
1:37:18
Speaker 4: how you were set up at Folsom Street Fair?
1:37:20
Speaker 2: I kind of kick back in a little chair so
1:37:22
Speaker 2: that I can rest my bones.
1:37:23
Speaker 3: Bones.
1:37:24
Speaker 2: And I'm giving everybody a show.
1:37:25
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:37:25
Speaker 4: So that's nominee number two. And then nominee number three
1:37:31
Speaker 4: was the guy who Seabass enjoys running into. It's like
1:37:34
Speaker 4: a family reunion. He runs into him every single year.
1:37:36
Speaker 4: The guy who runs the P-Wool. He gets wet at
1:37:38
Speaker 4: the P-Wool.
1:37:39
Speaker 8: It's true. But not everything is as slippery as those
1:37:42
Speaker 8: bricks were.
1:37:43
Speaker 4: It sounds like Tigger. All right, so that's nominee number three.
1:37:46
Speaker 4: Text 3 over to 22987 if you're going to vote
1:37:49
Speaker 4: for that one. We'll take a quick break and find
1:37:51
Speaker 4: out who the Folsom Street, I guess, Freak of the Year, right?
1:37:54
Speaker 6: Mr.
1:37:54
Speaker 2: Folsom?
1:37:55
Speaker 4: Yeah, because Freak of the Week could be from anything.
1:37:57
Speaker 4: This is definitely from, these are all people exclusive to
1:38:00
Speaker 4: this event.
1:38:01
Speaker 2: This is their Comic-Con.
1:38:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Super Bowl. Yeah.
1:38:05
Speaker 4: All right, we'll have the results for you next here
1:38:06
Speaker 4: on The Woody Show.
1:38:07
Speaker 2: Hang on.
1:38:17
Speaker 4: Oh, the votes are flowing in. Gina's distracted herself over there.
1:38:23
Speaker 4: She's watching all the uncensored videos that she's finding online
1:38:26
Speaker 4: from the Folsom Street Fair. I'm hypnotized. For her, each
1:38:30
Speaker 4: one is more shocking than the last. I just can't
1:38:32
Speaker 4: believe it's real.
1:38:33
Speaker 3: I like the narration.
1:38:34
Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Look how big his balls are.
1:38:37
Speaker 7: I've never seen them.
1:38:38
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
1:38:38
Speaker 4: I've never seen anything like that.
1:38:39
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:38:41
Speaker 4: Anyway, 877-44-WHAT-IF-YOU-WANT-TO-CALL-IN. You can send us a text. You can
1:38:44
Speaker 4: do that over to 22987 with who you think the
1:38:47
Speaker 4: Folsom Street Freak of the Year should be. Kind of
1:38:50
Speaker 4: like Freak of the Week, but these are all people
1:38:52
Speaker 4: from this year's Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco that
1:38:55
Speaker 4: Seabass ran into. Some votes for Seabass, saying that he
1:38:59
Speaker 4: willingly exposes himself to this every single year. True, and
1:39:02
Speaker 4: he just hates it, you guys.
1:39:04
Speaker 3: He hates it.
1:39:05
Speaker 4: But yeah, get your votes in. We'll get the results
1:39:07
Speaker 4: here momentarily.
1:39:09
Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
1:39:11
Speaker 4: Seabass, I think you maybe secretly like going to the
1:39:14
Speaker 4: Folsom Street Fair. A couple thoughts on the text about that, like,
1:39:17
Speaker 4: you know, it's kind of like, oh, I guess I'll go.
1:39:20
Speaker 4: I know, Briar Rabbit, don't throw me into that. Briar Patch. Yeah,
1:39:24
Speaker 4: I mean, look, I know that you are like me
1:39:26
Speaker 4: in where you enjoy characters, people watching, things like that.
1:39:31
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's, like I always say about the Juggalos, that's
1:39:35
Speaker 7: fun regardless for that reason.
1:39:37
Speaker 4: Folsom Street Fair is pretty, I mean, it's just gross.
1:39:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
1:39:41
Speaker 4: And so, like, you do it once, you get it
1:39:42
Speaker 4: out of your system, but. More than once is really
1:39:44
Speaker 4: not necessary.
1:39:45
Speaker 2: All right.
1:39:47
Speaker 4: Necessary.
1:39:49
Speaker 3: All right.
1:39:50
Speaker 4: We met some people that Seabass ran into at the
1:39:52
Speaker 4: Folsom Street Fair. There was the one guy. He's a puppy,
1:39:56
Speaker 4: quote unquote. And he, you know, he's on a leash
1:39:58
Speaker 4: and the whole thing. And he's walking around. He's having
1:40:00
Speaker 4: his big giant boot waiter looking things filled up with...
1:40:05
Speaker 4: With number one. And you don't need to even ask. Yeah.
1:40:09
Speaker 4: Come one, come all.
1:40:10
Speaker 3: Take that.
1:40:10
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a tinkle stop for people there at the
1:40:13
Speaker 4: Colson Street Fair.
1:40:13
Speaker 10: Which has to be nice. It's hard to find bathrooms there.
1:40:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was nominee number one. Nominee number two was
1:40:20
Speaker 4: the Mr. Smiles guy, the old guy. Now, he is
1:40:22
Speaker 4: the most chill of everybody. He's just leaned back on
1:40:26
Speaker 4: that chair and everything's out. He's very chill, but such
1:40:31
Speaker 4: an aggressive presentation. It is sack first. He's very sack forward. Yeah.
1:40:36
Speaker 2: Slightly aggressive.
1:40:38
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yep.
1:40:39
Speaker 4: And then that was nominee number two. And then nominee
1:40:41
Speaker 4: number three was the guy that Seabass runs into every
1:40:44
Speaker 4: single year. He runs that one station there at the
1:40:47
Speaker 4: Folsom Street Fair where he's got his baby pool out
1:40:50
Speaker 4: there and people offer to take turns. Relieving. Being in
1:40:58
Speaker 4: the pool. Being in and being on.
1:40:59
Speaker 10: Yeah.
1:40:59
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:41:00
Speaker 4: And so that was nominee number three. And then we
1:41:02
Speaker 4: asked everybody to text their vote over to 22987 for
1:41:05
Speaker 4: who do you think should be the Folsom Street Fair
1:41:08
Speaker 4: Freak of the Year? I apologize.
1:41:11
Speaker 7: There's for some reason, again this year, there were dozens
1:41:14
Speaker 7: and dozens of furries there. but I didn't get a
1:41:17
Speaker 7: chance to talk to one of them. Which is so strange,
1:41:20
Speaker 7: because furries will tell you they're not a weird sex thing.
1:41:22
Speaker 2: It must have been lost. That's so strange.
1:41:24
Speaker 4: Maybe they were on their way to their own convention
1:41:27
Speaker 4: and just happened to stumble upon Folsom. They made a
1:41:29
Speaker 4: wrong turn on Folsom Street. One of them didn't have
1:41:31
Speaker 4: pants on either. So again, it's just a strange coincidence.
1:41:33
Speaker 2: That's weird.
1:41:34
Speaker 4: All right, so let's go around the room and find
1:41:36
Speaker 4: out who gets your vote. Who do you think is
1:41:38
Speaker 4: the freak of the year at the Folsom Street Fair menace?
1:41:40
Speaker 2: I gotta go waiter guy. I mean, like, the pool guy...
1:41:44
Speaker 2: We've talked to him. I'm over it.
1:41:46
Speaker 4: I'm numb to him.
1:41:48
Speaker 2: But the new waiter guy, he took it to another level. Also,
1:41:52
Speaker 2: his camera rig, kind of cool. Yeah. The disposing of
1:41:58
Speaker 2: the waste is foul.
1:42:00
Speaker 3: So, yeah.
1:42:01
Speaker 4: But at least he's not letting it go to waste, right, Craig?
1:42:03
Speaker 4: I mean, he's at least trying to do something productive
1:42:06
Speaker 4: with it, whether it's actually good or not.
1:42:07
Speaker 2: I don't think it's good for the tree.
1:42:08
Speaker 3: Did you ever look it up? He is providing a
1:42:11
Speaker 3: service to people.
1:42:12
Speaker 2: Was he?
1:42:14
Speaker 4: Well, to other people.
1:42:15
Speaker 3: Other people.
1:42:16
Speaker 4: As opposed to just dumping it down the sewer.
1:42:17
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:42:18
Speaker 2: He figured like, oh, you know what?
1:42:19
Speaker 4: Maybe the tree can get something out of this.
1:42:21
Speaker 3: Yeah. That's what trees want.
1:42:23
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:42:23
Speaker 2: I'm seeing here.
1:42:23
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:42:24
Speaker 4: You don't want to give that to... It's what.
1:42:26
Speaker 2: It's Brondo.
1:42:27
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:42:27
Speaker 4: It's what trees want. It's what plants create.
1:42:29
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:42:29
Speaker 4: You don't want to do that to your trees.
1:42:32
Speaker 7: While it does have nitrogen and things of that nature,
1:42:35
Speaker 7: you would have to dilute it greatly before you did that.
1:42:38
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
1:42:39
Speaker 4: So, Menace, next time you're peeing outside, don't pee on
1:42:41
Speaker 4: your landscaping. Especially in this case, where he's talking about
1:42:44
Speaker 4: 10 liters at a time.
1:42:45
Speaker 3: Good God. Pure volume.
1:42:47
Speaker 4: And God knows what's in all of the, you know,
1:42:49
Speaker 4: what kind of drug test. A lot of prep. All
1:42:52
Speaker 4: these people would fail. Oh, dude, they have vaccination tents,
1:42:57
Speaker 4: prep tents there.
1:42:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:42:59
Speaker 4: Greg Gorey.
1:43:00
Speaker 3: Well, like I mentioned, David, the number three guy, he
1:43:05
Speaker 3: might be the nicest guy on earth.
1:43:06
Speaker 7: I agree.
1:43:07
Speaker 3: Physically, violently hate him. He's made like a weird de
1:43:11
Speaker 3: facto career out of this. He's got a website. He's,
1:43:14
Speaker 3: I hate him. Number three.
1:43:16
Speaker 2: Number three.
1:43:17
Speaker 3: All right.
1:43:19
Speaker 4: Gina Grad, you've been watching a lot of videos over there.
1:43:21
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
1:43:22
Speaker 10: I've seen so much. I just can't believe it's real.
1:43:25
Speaker 2: I do.
1:43:26
Speaker 4: I get that, you know, you guys are sick of Mr. P.
1:43:28
Speaker 10: Ool, but it is the service he provides to people
1:43:33
Speaker 10: that apparently need this in their life. I like the
1:43:37
Speaker 10: pee pee puppy, but this this what entrepreneur is really
1:43:42
Speaker 10: providing a service of something of epic proportions.
1:43:45
Speaker 4: I'm going Mr. P.
1:43:46
Speaker 1: Ool.
1:43:46
Speaker 4: All right, Sammy.
1:43:48
Speaker 5: I'm going with the pee pee pup.
1:43:51
Speaker 11: God, just everything about it was so weird.
1:43:53
Speaker 9: There were so many levels to it that you really
1:43:56
Speaker 9: have to be a freak to have done all of that.
1:43:59
Speaker 5: It was so elaborate.
1:44:00
Speaker 4: I've said it a number of times. I don't understand
1:44:02
Speaker 4: the people that have the infatuation with the bathroom stuff. Yeah, yeah.
1:44:09
Speaker 4: What they sometimes call water sports. I don't understand how
1:44:14
Speaker 4: that is sexual for anybody in any way, shape, or form.
1:44:18
Speaker 4: That said... It's between the two people for me, for sure,
1:44:22
Speaker 4: nominee number one and nominee number three. But I, like Sammy,
1:44:25
Speaker 4: agree with the levels argument, right? Because it's not just
1:44:28
Speaker 4: the number one. Right. It's also the get up. Oh,
1:44:31
Speaker 4: the hook. It's everything. The hook, the, you know, like
1:44:34
Speaker 4: all those things combined. Custom suspenders.
1:44:36
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:44:37
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:44:38
Speaker 4: And the guy, number three. The guy with the pool?
1:44:41
Speaker 3: David, yeah.
1:44:42
Speaker 4: Is he the one necessarily doing it, or is he
1:44:44
Speaker 4: just kind of like the.
1:44:45
Speaker 2: The ringleader.
1:44:45
Speaker 7: As I talked to him, he was in the pool
1:44:48
Speaker 7: smoking wet.
1:44:50
Speaker 4: I had to wait for a break in the action. Okay, terrific.
1:44:55
Speaker 4: Because I would have gotten a splashback.
1:44:58
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
1:44:59
Speaker 4: All right, so we have the results, ladies and gentlemen,
1:45:03
Speaker 4: and we're going to start third place. The third place
1:45:05
Speaker 4: vote went to who, Gina? It wasn't even close.
1:45:07
Speaker 7: Mr.
1:45:07
Speaker 4: Smile only got.
1:45:10
Speaker 4: Two votes.
1:45:12
Speaker 3: Okay. Only two?
1:45:13
Speaker 6: Mr.
1:45:14
Speaker 4: Sack first, yeah.
1:45:14
Speaker 3: He's vanilla.
1:45:15
Speaker 4: Everybody else voted for one of the other two. Nominee
1:45:18
Speaker 4: number one was the puppy guy. Nominee number three, the
1:45:22
Speaker 4: pee-woo guy. And who is the Folsom Street Fair Freak
1:45:28
Speaker 4: of the Year? The runaway star, Pee-wee the puppy. Ah.
1:45:33
Speaker 2: Pee-wee the puppy.
1:45:35
Speaker 4: Congratulations, Pee-wee.
1:45:36
Speaker 3: Well-deserved. Yeah, amazing.
1:45:40
Speaker 4: Which of our social medias should we post all his
1:45:42
Speaker 4: photos on, Menace?
1:45:45
Speaker 2: I mean, X, I guess. That's the only place I
1:45:49
Speaker 2: could live.
1:45:49
Speaker 4: All right, I'll send it to you.
1:45:51
Speaker 2: I'm not posting that. Oh, never mind.
1:45:53
Speaker 4: You know what I'll do?
1:45:54
Speaker 2: Does he have like a page or something?
1:45:56
Speaker 4: I actually asked him and he said, no, he just
1:45:57
Speaker 4: does this for the fun of it. Oh, for the
1:45:59
Speaker 4: love of the game. It's so pure. Again, I would
1:46:01
Speaker 4: really love to know Like, what do you do for
1:46:04
Speaker 4: a living?
1:46:05
Speaker 3: How do you pay your rent?
1:46:06
Speaker 4: Are you, like, in finance?
1:46:07
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:46:08
Speaker 4: What's the deal?
1:46:09
Speaker 7: All right, well, I will post it at WoodyProducer on
1:46:13
Speaker 7: yeoldx slash Twitter.
1:46:15
Speaker 4: Okay. Feel free to enjoy.
1:46:18
Speaker 3: All right.
1:46:18
Speaker 2: Hey, you know what?
1:46:19
Speaker 4: You don't want all that effort to go to waste, right?
1:46:21
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:46:22
Speaker 4: Waste not, want not, as we're seeing in a lot
1:46:24
Speaker 4: of these videos that Gina has found.
1:46:27
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:46:28
Speaker 4: There's our Folsom Street Fair Freak of the Year, everybody.
1:46:31
Speaker 2: How about it?
1:46:34
Speaker 4: The Woody Show. KTLA. This is a traffic situation, Greg.
1:46:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is foot traffic.
1:46:40
Speaker 4: KTLA is showing a video right now in Silver Lake.
1:46:44
Speaker 4: All these people lined up at the Trader Joe's for
1:46:46
Speaker 4: the Halloween tote bag sea bass.
1:46:51
Speaker 3: OMG, girl.
1:46:52
Speaker 4: They're basically the same though. They got an orange, they
1:46:54
Speaker 4: got an orange and black. Yeah, they look exactly the same.
1:46:56
Speaker 7: They have the pink, purple, and green one that I
1:46:58
Speaker 7: got Sammy last year.
1:46:59
Speaker 9: Yes, the mini tote bag. But they had Halloween minis.
1:47:02
Speaker 9: I don't think they had full size. Are these going
1:47:04
Speaker 9: to be full size?
1:47:05
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good question, Sammy. Great. Gina, did your
1:47:09
Speaker 4: mom take a day off of work to go get
1:47:10
Speaker 4: these today?
1:47:11
Speaker 10: I haven't heard anything about a day off, so I
1:47:13
Speaker 10: don't think.
1:47:14
Speaker 2: They're anything new.
1:47:15
Speaker 4: Gina's mom usually does carve out time, will take time
1:47:17
Speaker 4: off of work when Trader Joe's releases these new tote bags.
1:47:20
Speaker 4: She'll be the first in line. She will take whatever
1:47:22
Speaker 4: time she needs off to be there.
1:47:24
Speaker 10: And then she feels like a winner. She calls like, honey,
1:47:26
Speaker 10: they're lining up 100 deep.
1:47:27
Speaker 2: I'm first.
1:47:29
Speaker 3: And I'm going to send you 40 of them.
1:47:31
Speaker 4: Exactly.
1:47:32
Speaker 2: I can barely remember to open my mouth.
1:47:35
Speaker 4: When I'm eating.
1:47:35
Speaker 2: Like, you think I'm going to remember to bring a
1:47:37
Speaker 2: canvas bag to go to the store?
1:47:39
Speaker 4: I don't think you're going to remember.
1:47:40
Speaker 3: It's a bloody show.
1:47:43
Speaker 4: So we got to try to figure out, is the
1:47:46
Speaker 4: item that you're telling us flammable?
1:47:48
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Is it lit?
1:47:51
Speaker 10: Yeah, because I hear that word a lot on this show.
1:47:54
Speaker 2: Like, oh, it's lit.
1:47:55
Speaker 4: It's lit. And it got me thinking. Where do you
1:47:57
Speaker 4: hear that from?
1:47:57
Speaker 2: Who says that?
1:47:58
Speaker 3: Sammy's constantly saying.
1:47:59
Speaker 10: I just hear that things are lit a lot. So
1:48:01
Speaker 10: it made me think, like, is this object lit?
1:48:05
Speaker 4: Can it be lit? Can it not be lit? Is
1:48:07
Speaker 4: it flammable? I don't know. And it really had me wondering.
1:48:12
Speaker 4: I tested some of these at home, by the way.
1:48:13
Speaker 3: So, by the way.
1:48:15
Speaker 4: Just so you know, this is a little insight into Gina.
1:48:16
Speaker 4: Gina gets on a, like Craig, she gets a really
1:48:20
Speaker 4: weird thought and then she goes deep yes like she'll
1:48:23
Speaker 4: start looking at it it's like what Menace does but
1:48:26
Speaker 4: without the weed no it's like Menace will get a
1:48:30
Speaker 4: weird thought After he's completely wrecked himself with whatever kind
1:48:34
Speaker 4: of edible he's done. Then I'll do the deep dive.
1:48:37
Speaker 2: That's way more fun.
1:48:38
Speaker 3: I'm a stoner that doesn't smoke pot.
1:48:40
Speaker 4: Yeah. So Gina gets the whole thing.
1:48:43
Speaker 3: That's flammable?
1:48:43
Speaker 4: Can that be flammable? Yeah, and then she starts doing
1:48:47
Speaker 4: a deep investigation into other things. It seems like it
1:48:51
Speaker 4: might be pretty easy.
1:48:52
Speaker 2: Is it lit?
1:48:53
Speaker 4: It might be. It might be easy.
1:48:55
Speaker 10: So let's start with one that I would consider very
1:48:57
Speaker 10: easy just to get the game going.
1:48:59
Speaker 4: Lit or not lit?
1:49:00
Speaker 2: Well, because it melts.
1:49:06
Speaker 4: Can it be lit on fire?
1:49:08
Speaker 7: I think it helps to say at standard atmospheric pressure
1:49:12
Speaker 7: and temperature.
1:49:12
Speaker 4: If I were to have a glass here and I
1:49:14
Speaker 4: had a lighter, would it be lit on fire?
1:49:16
Speaker 7: No.
1:49:17
Speaker 4: Okay. You are all correct.
1:49:19
Speaker 3: Okay.
1:49:20
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:49:20
Speaker 4: So that's how you play. Is it lit or not lit?
1:49:22
Speaker 2: Gotcha.
1:49:22
Speaker 4: Number two.
1:49:23
Speaker 2: Just by taking a regular lighter.
1:49:25
Speaker 4: Would you see it burst into flames?
1:49:27
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:49:27
Speaker 3: Would it lie?
1:49:28
Speaker 4: Cocoa powder.
1:49:31
Speaker 3: Yes.
1:49:32
Speaker 6: Lit?
1:49:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think they use that at the bar.
1:49:36
Speaker 7: Well, all powders are highly flammable, and that's the thing
1:49:39
Speaker 7: you'll see in industrial areas.
1:49:41
Speaker 2: When they're doing like a tiki bar and stuff like that,
1:49:43
Speaker 2: I think they use cocoa powder to like, I don't know,
1:49:47
Speaker 2: make little flames and stuff.
1:49:48
Speaker 10: Well, finely divided organic particles, like Seabass was saying... Light
1:49:53
Speaker 10: very easily.
1:49:54
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:49:55
Speaker 4: Cocoa powder is lit.
1:49:55
Speaker 3: So it does.
1:49:56
Speaker 4: It is lit. So what's the thing about flour when
1:50:00
Speaker 4: it comes to a kitchen fire? Because isn't there like
1:50:02
Speaker 4: something where people will.
1:50:03
Speaker 3: I thought that was baking soda.
1:50:04
Speaker 4: Yeah, baking soda. Yeah, but I'm saying don't use. Baking
1:50:07
Speaker 4: soda is fine. But people will think, oh, flour will
1:50:10
Speaker 4: do the same thing. And they try to throw flour
1:50:13
Speaker 4: on it.
1:50:14
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
1:50:15
Speaker 4: It's a finely chopped particle. Exactly correct.
1:50:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:50:17
Speaker 7: Because you'll see these warnings in like. grain silos and
1:50:20
Speaker 7: things around areas where there is like she said food
1:50:22
Speaker 7: dust because yeah it's writes.
1:50:25
Speaker 4: Up okay steel wool is it lit or not lit.
1:50:29
Speaker 3: Oh yes i feel like i've heard something about that
1:50:31
Speaker 3: i kind of remember doing something in science class.
1:50:33
Speaker 2: Because you put it next to a battery i'll catch
1:50:35
Speaker 2: on fire so i'll say yes that's how.
1:50:37
Speaker 4: You start yeah you guys say lit cool knowledge wow
1:50:39
Speaker 4: yeah all right I watched MacGyver. I guess the answer
1:50:43
Speaker 4: I'll go with is yes. Okay, not actual school.
1:50:46
Speaker 10: Steel wool is, in fact, lit because it has so
1:50:49
Speaker 10: much surface area, it will burst into flames.
1:50:52
Speaker 4: So you say stuff like that? I don't even know
1:50:53
Speaker 4: what that means. What do you mean? I mean, I know, like,
1:50:55
Speaker 4: surface area, but, like, that's why it's flammable?
1:50:57
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:50:58
Speaker 10: It has such extremely fine fibers and so many of
1:51:01
Speaker 10: them that.
1:51:02
Speaker 4: It's easy to catch on fire.
1:51:03
Speaker 3: Iceberg has a lot of surface area.
1:51:05
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:51:07
Speaker 4: Not based on volume, though. Surface area per volume.
1:51:09
Speaker 10: Well, speaking of fine fibers, human hair.
1:51:13
Speaker 4: Yes.
1:51:14
Speaker 3: For sure.
1:51:14
Speaker 4: Well, we've all singed our things, right?
1:51:18
Speaker 5: I leaned over a candle once. It's flammable. My hair.
1:51:21
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson, the Pepsi commercial.
1:51:24
Speaker 2: He had chemicals in his hair.
1:51:25
Speaker 4: That's true.
1:51:26
Speaker 2: So the hair, I mean, you take a lighter to
1:51:29
Speaker 2: your hair, what happens?
1:51:29
Speaker 3: I don't know.
1:51:30
Speaker 4: I've never tried that.
1:51:31
Speaker 3: It disappears. It, like, shrinks. Oh, yeah.
1:51:34
Speaker 4: People would pass out.
1:51:34
Speaker 2: You guys, this is the problem.
1:51:35
Speaker 4: You're not in a frat. You don't do things like
1:51:38
Speaker 4: save each other's hair when they pass out.
1:51:39
Speaker 2: So what's the answer?
1:51:41
Speaker 4: I don't know if it would burn, per se. But
1:51:43
Speaker 4: I would think, like, find kind of, like, almost like
1:51:46
Speaker 4: a bird's nest, you know?
1:51:47
Speaker 3: Kindling? Yeah.
1:51:48
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:51:50
Speaker 4: Like a Tinder bundle type of thing?
1:51:52
Speaker 3: It burns.
1:51:53
Speaker 11: My hair smelled like burnt hair after it caught on
1:51:56
Speaker 11: the candle.
1:51:56
Speaker 4: But is it light? Is it flammable?
1:51:59
Speaker 5: Yes, I had to wave it out of my hair.
1:52:01
Speaker 4: But Sandy, did it catch on fire?
1:52:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, but did you have chemicals in your hair?
1:52:04
Speaker 9: I don't think so, but.
1:52:07
Speaker 4: Overall, I'll say yes.
1:52:09
Speaker 2: I'll say no.
1:52:11
Speaker 4: Oh, we have a divided room. Anybody else?
1:52:14
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm saying yes.
1:52:15
Speaker 2: What's the answer?
1:52:15
Speaker 3: I'm saying yes.
1:52:16
Speaker 4: The answer is it is not lit.
1:52:19
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:52:19
Speaker 7: Really?
1:52:19
Speaker 5: It will singe.
1:52:20
Speaker 4: It will fizzle. It will not burst into flames. Yeah.
1:52:23
Speaker 4: Human hair does not do that. That's what I'm thinking.
1:52:25
Speaker 4: Kind of like where- It disappears almost. The heat maybe
1:52:28
Speaker 4: from the flame will make it kind of, like you said, wither.
1:52:32
Speaker 3: Yeah. It kind of just sucks back.
1:52:34
Speaker 2: Disappears, yeah.
1:52:35
Speaker 1: Right.
1:52:35
Speaker 4: But it's not- There's no- Well, there's no burst, but.
1:52:39
Speaker 5: The flame still sustains in the hair.
1:52:41
Speaker 2: We're going to try to set your hair on fire?
1:52:43
Speaker 2: Jeff brought a lighter.
1:52:44
Speaker 4: You want a piece of my hair?
1:52:45
Speaker 3: What are you doing? I just brought one in case
1:52:46
Speaker 3: you guys needed to prove a point.
1:52:47
Speaker 4: Here's a hair of mine.
1:52:48
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that.
1:52:49
Speaker 4: I'm not setting my hair on fire. Human hair is
1:52:52
Speaker 4: marginally flammable. But it won't give an aggressive open flame. Oh, no, here.
1:52:56
Speaker 5: Oh, well, I mean, but it'll catch fire.
1:52:57
Speaker 10: No, we're not talking singe. We're not talking crackle. Oh,
1:53:00
Speaker 10: he set my hair on fire. You should definitely do
1:53:02
Speaker 10: it from the other end.
1:53:03
Speaker 4: She probably has stuff in there too, right? Like you said,
1:53:06
Speaker 4: like a product or something. Is it aggressively lit?
1:53:08
Speaker 2: LA looks.
1:53:09
Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
1:53:11
Speaker 4: What's the next one? Wool fabric. Is it lit or
1:53:15
Speaker 4: not lit? You know, that didn't light. It just singed. Well,
1:53:17
Speaker 4: we talked about steel wool. Wool fabric.
1:53:20
Speaker 3: Wool fabric.
1:53:22
Speaker 4: Thank you for proving my point, Jeff. It has the
1:53:24
Speaker 4: word wool in it. Well, I know, but is it
1:53:26
Speaker 4: like a, you know, it gets you thinking one way. Like, oh,
1:53:30
Speaker 4: could you associate?
1:53:31
Speaker 2: And then you go immediately, yes. But now I'm slowing down.
1:53:35
Speaker 7: I think it is so thick in most cases that
1:53:38
Speaker 7: it doesn't have that high surface area to volume thing
1:53:40
Speaker 7: we just talked about.
1:53:41
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking the same thing. Surface volume, Greg.
1:53:43
Speaker 3: And sometimes you throw a blanket on top of something
1:53:45
Speaker 3: to put.
1:53:45
Speaker 4: It out of the fire.
1:53:47
Speaker 3: I'm going to say no.
1:53:48
Speaker 4: Not lit?
1:53:49
Speaker 3: No.
1:53:50
Speaker 10: Wool?
1:53:50
Speaker 2: I'm going to say no. Yes, it can catch on fire.
1:53:54
Speaker 4: I'll say no.
1:53:54
Speaker 5: I'll say yes.
1:53:55
Speaker 4: I'm going with the density argument.
1:53:57
Speaker 6: Right.
1:53:57
Speaker 3: Surface area.
1:53:58
Speaker 10: Wool fabric is not lit. It will char, but it
1:54:03
Speaker 10: will not burst into flames.
1:54:04
Speaker 5: So steel wool, yes.
1:54:06
Speaker 6: Yes.
1:54:06
Speaker 5: Regular wool, no.
1:54:07
Speaker 4: Do not confuse those.
1:54:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's different. Yeah, what kind of animal does
1:54:11
Speaker 2: steel wool come from?
1:54:12
Speaker 3: Thank you.
1:54:13
Speaker 4: A robot.
1:54:15
Speaker 10: Greg, you said these were all easy. I'm very curious
1:54:18
Speaker 10: what you think about a banana peel. Is it lit
1:54:20
Speaker 10: or not lit?
1:54:21
Speaker 4: I feel like I heard this. will light really it
1:54:25
Speaker 4: will ignite i don't know why.
1:54:27
Speaker 7: A lot of sugar in there a lot of moisture
1:54:29
Speaker 7: in there dampness well the moisture is no.
1:54:31
Speaker 4: Good but i'll say yes then sure i'll say yes
1:54:35
Speaker 4: menace yes yes i'll say no no it has a
1:54:38
Speaker 4: specific reason she's using this here sammy i mean see
1:54:41
Speaker 4: this are you looking these up before you give an
1:54:42
Speaker 4: answer no i'm not he's over there clicking and he's
1:54:45
Speaker 4: on social media some of us can multitask are you
1:54:49
Speaker 4: swiping right Also make sure he's not cheating on my desktop.
1:54:52
Speaker 10: All right, well, a banana peel is... lit because of
1:54:56
Speaker 10: the carbohydrates and a little bit of oil. You can
1:54:58
Speaker 10: light that sucker on fire.
1:55:00
Speaker 2: What's the one? Is it like Doritos?
1:55:02
Speaker 4: What am I thinking of? Yes.
1:55:04
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Sometimes you use it for kindling when you're camping.
1:55:08
Speaker 3: Like Doritos or Cheetos or whatever.
1:55:11
Speaker 4: Like carbs and powder. I mean, I don't know what
1:55:13
Speaker 4: I'm ever going to use this information for. You never know.
1:55:17
Speaker 4: Maybe there's like an open flame somewhere. I'll know to
1:55:18
Speaker 4: keep certain things away from it. Or you're trying to
1:55:21
Speaker 4: start an open flame.
1:55:24
Speaker 12: I have a clip for this guy. This dude, he
1:55:33
Speaker 12: took to social media.
1:55:34
Speaker 4: And he went on a rant about Hot Pockets. When's
1:55:42
Speaker 4: the last time he had a Hot Pocket?
1:55:43
Speaker 3: 20 years?
1:55:48
Speaker 2: I'll say like probably like a month ago. A month ago?
1:55:51
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:55:52
Speaker 4: I think Seabass brought them in for something. Chef Seabass
1:55:57
Speaker 4: had Hot Pockets for something. Yes, we did try that.
1:56:00
Speaker 4: When's the last time I went and actually purchased a
1:56:02
Speaker 4: Hot Pocket?
1:56:03
Speaker 10: You pulled it out of your own freezer.
1:56:05
Speaker 4: I can't tell you.
1:56:06
Speaker 3: I don't know.
1:56:07
Speaker 4: I just remember, man, hot lava. Hot lava comes out
1:56:12
Speaker 4: of those things. Anyway, this is what the guy, he
1:56:14
Speaker 4: went on social media, he went on his little rant.
1:56:15
Speaker 12: I know we're in an economic crisis right now because
1:56:17
Speaker 12: I just got a thing of Hot Pockets.
1:56:19
Speaker 4: They don't even come with the pocket anymore. Just with
1:56:22
Speaker 4: the hot. You can't even afford the pocket.
1:56:24
Speaker 2: You just have to raw dog it in the microwave.
1:56:27
Speaker 3: Okay, so it doesn't have that little sleeve thing.
1:56:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got rid of those a while ago.
1:56:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, the pocket he's talking about was the little crisping sleeve. Yeah,
1:56:33
Speaker 4: I love that thing. You put the hot pocket. Now,
1:56:35
Speaker 4: here's the thing. Does he know the pocket is the
1:56:37
Speaker 4: crust that's holding the filling, not the sleeve? He goes,
1:56:39
Speaker 4: we have the hot, but not the pocket.
1:56:41
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah. The whole thing is the hot pocket.
1:56:42
Speaker 3: He's confused. Right.
1:56:44
Speaker 2: The crisping sleeve has been gone for a while.
1:56:47
Speaker 3: I did not know that.
1:56:49
Speaker 4: They started phasing those out in 2023. And then the
1:56:52
Speaker 4: following year, they even had a marketing campaign about it
1:56:55
Speaker 4: being retired. And they had said they had adjusted the
1:56:58
Speaker 4: crust recipe so that the sleeve was no longer needed,
1:57:02
Speaker 4: which I would argue is. That never worked.
1:57:06
Speaker 3: It didn't really do anything.
1:57:07
Speaker 4: A crisping sleeve. Anything in the microwave. I don't think
1:57:10
Speaker 4: I've ever taken anything out of the microwave that has
1:57:12
Speaker 4: been crisped. Never.
1:57:14
Speaker 3: It's impossible.
1:57:15
Speaker 4: I've gotten rubbery, chewy, especially any kind of bread type substance.
1:57:19
Speaker 2: Not only, I never use the microwave. I'm just not
1:57:22
Speaker 2: a big fan of it.
1:57:23
Speaker 4: The microwave is great for certain things.
1:57:25
Speaker 3: Certain things, yeah.
1:57:27
Speaker 4: Pastas or.
1:57:29
Speaker 6: fine.
1:57:29
Speaker 4: Even like reheating, you know, meats, like a chicken or,
1:57:33
Speaker 4: you know, something like that.
1:57:34
Speaker 3: That's fine.
1:57:35
Speaker 4: But yeah, nothing, nothing bread, nothing, no pizza.
1:57:39
Speaker 3: Right. You can even make bacon in the microwave.
1:57:41
Speaker 4: Nothing, nothing like that. Well, yeah, the bacon's cool.
1:57:44
Speaker 3: That works.
1:57:44
Speaker 2: God, I'm on the Hot Pocket website. I didn't realize
1:57:47
Speaker 2: how many new products they have.
1:57:48
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:57:48
Speaker 2: They also have this thing called snack breaks, which I
1:57:51
Speaker 2: need to investigate. But, and then they have like high
1:57:54
Speaker 2: protein ones, whatever, blah, blah. But the, um, Yeah, current
1:57:58
Speaker 2: flavors are pepperoni, ham and cheese, ranch lovers pepperoni. They
1:58:04
Speaker 2: have four cheese, steak and cheddar.
1:58:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, we tried a lot of these. Yeah, the steak
1:58:08
Speaker 4: and cheddar one, I remember not liking that much. Uh,
1:58:12
Speaker 4: there's dessert ones.
1:58:13
Speaker 2: They have, uh, apple cinnamon, chicken, bacon, ranch, but yeah,
1:58:16
Speaker 2: this breaks a sweet hot pocket.
1:58:19
Speaker 4: Well, it's just like, it's like a knockoff.
1:58:21
Speaker 10: No, it's a knockoff of like the pie, the McDonald's pie.
1:58:25
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:58:26
Speaker 3: Not from a hot pot show.
1:58:27
Speaker 2: Flavored beef.
1:58:27
Speaker 3: It's a mental hangup that I have. Yeah. Here's a
1:58:31
Speaker 3: random question. Is that somebody's full-time job working on the
1:58:34
Speaker 3: Hot Pocket website?
1:58:35
Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
1:58:36
Speaker 3: Hey, what do you do? That's so weird.
1:58:38
Speaker 4: I'm the webmaster at Hot Pockets.
1:58:40
Speaker 3: That's so weird.
1:58:42
Speaker 4: I've got to have you.
1:58:43
Speaker 3: What are we working on today? I don't know, Dave.
1:58:46
Speaker 2: We've got to do a little blog on the crispy sleeve.
1:58:50
Speaker 4: The Apple Pocket.
1:58:52
Speaker 3: Oh, they have a merch section.
1:58:56
Speaker 2: Oh, damn it.
1:58:57
Speaker 3: It didn't work. That's Hot Pocket merch.
1:59:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's our it's our Internet.
1:59:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't think the
1:59:04
Speaker 4: I don't really think anybody's missing the crisping sleeve. I
1:59:07
Speaker 4: don't know. I don't know anything to begin with. But
1:59:10
Speaker 4: they also had said at that time when they got
1:59:12
Speaker 4: rid of that crisping sleeve that they had added 30
1:59:14
Speaker 4: percent more pepperoni.
1:59:16
Speaker 5: Oh, did it need more pepperoni?
1:59:19
Speaker 10: I mean, if that was the only thing in it,
1:59:21
Speaker 10: we always need more.
1:59:23
Speaker 4: Some people are happy that the sleeves are gone. Quote,
1:59:26
Speaker 4: removing the metallic sleeves eliminated 3,500 to 5,000 tons of
1:59:30
Speaker 4: paper waste annually.
1:59:31
Speaker 2: Never thought about that.
1:59:32
Speaker 4: Never once. Somehow that just never came up. Never was
1:59:37
Speaker 4: the thought.
1:59:38
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
1:59:39
Speaker 4: It's like when they were trying to, you know, use
1:59:41
Speaker 4: that to get people to be all cool with getting
1:59:44
Speaker 4: rid of the Mexican pizza at Taco Bell.
1:59:45
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:59:46
Speaker 4: Remember they were talking about all the packaging? Like, oh, well, actually,
1:59:49
Speaker 4: it's a lot of like, dude, okay.
1:59:51
Speaker 6: And?
1:59:52
Speaker 4: And where's my Mexican pizza?
1:59:53
Speaker 2: Figure out a different way.
1:59:56
Speaker 4: Where's is it?
1:59:57
Speaker 2: I'm a environmentalist.
1:59:58
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:59:59
Speaker 4: I'm eating frozen pepperoni lava pockets. And I'm worried about
2:00:10
Speaker 4: the planet.
2:00:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
2:00:11
Speaker 4: It doesn't seem I'm worried about much.
2:00:12
Speaker 3: Yeah.
2:00:13
Speaker 2: Later, I'm going to do beach cleanup.
2:00:15
Speaker 4: But I needed my energy for the beach cleanup. So
2:00:18
Speaker 4: that's why I ate this apple cinnamon pocket. Yeah, right. Empanada.
2:00:23
Speaker 10: Has anyone ever put a hot pocket in the air fryer?
2:00:26
Speaker 10: Because they have air fryer directions on the website.
2:00:28
Speaker 4: That'd be good.
2:00:29
Speaker 3: That would work.
2:00:31
Speaker 4: I mean, the thing with all those is that they're...
2:00:34
Speaker 4: it's such a balancing act, right? Like with that or
2:00:37
Speaker 4: with the pizza rolls, like the Totino's pizza rolls.
2:00:41
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
2:00:41
Speaker 4: Because, man, if you heat them even for like just
2:00:44
Speaker 4: five seconds too long, everything jizzes out the side. Yeah, true.
2:00:49
Speaker 4: You know, and it's just on the plate and then
2:00:50
Speaker 4: you just have an empty little, you know, pizza roll.
2:00:54
Speaker 3: Yeah.
2:00:54
Speaker 2: All the stuff.
2:00:55
Speaker 3: The exterior.
2:00:56
Speaker 4: Shot out the side.
2:00:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
2:00:58
Speaker 11: I was obsessed with Hot Pockets. I ate them all
2:01:00
Speaker 11: the time. I would have three, four in one sitting.
2:01:03
Speaker 11: And I found that it said on the package to
2:01:05
Speaker 11: cook them for two minutes.
2:01:07
Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
2:01:08
Speaker 11: A minute, 27 seconds will cook perfect every time.
2:01:11
Speaker 4: Just the right temperature so you're not burning the roof
2:01:13
Speaker 4: of your mouth.
2:01:13
Speaker 7: Right.
2:01:14
Speaker 3: Yeah.
2:01:15
Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY. How big of a fan was this guy?
2:01:18
Speaker 10: I know.
2:01:18
Speaker 2: I didn't even realize the sleeves had been gone.
2:01:20
Speaker 4: It's not a new thing, dog.
2:01:23
Speaker 3: News to me.
2:01:23
Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY. Text 22987. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 3: More fun than gonorrhea.
2:01:29
Speaker 4: The Woody Show. That's going to do it for Wednesday.
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Speaker 12: That.
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Speaker 2: Tim.
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Speaker 1: Nice.
2:02:52
Speaker 4: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please.
2:02:55
Speaker 3: Yes, the absolute best time to start working out is
2:02:59
Speaker 3: plastic surgery.
2:03:02
Speaker 4: Greg, words of wisdom for sure.
2:03:04
Speaker 3: I mean, come on. It doesn't get better.
2:03:06
Speaker 4: Why not?
2:03:07
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
2:03:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not?
2:03:08
Speaker 4: Why work out?
2:03:09
Speaker 6: Do it.
2:03:10
Speaker 2: You got shots.
2:03:10
Speaker 3: You got surgery.
2:03:12
Speaker 4: There's so many options.
2:03:13
Speaker 2: I know.
2:03:13
Speaker 4: You guys are working too hard. Other than working out.
2:03:16
Speaker 3: Right. You can nip this, tuck that.
2:03:17
Speaker 7: Right.
2:03:18
Speaker 3: Whatever.
2:03:18
Speaker 2: Why put in effort?
2:03:19
Speaker 3: Totally.
2:03:20
Speaker 4: I mean, it is an effort.
2:03:21
Speaker 2: I mean, you go through a lot to get plastic surgery.
2:03:23
Speaker 2: It's not like it's easy. I know. You got to
2:03:25
Speaker 2: drive there.
2:03:25
Speaker 4: There's a lot of effort there.
2:03:26
Speaker 3: Right.
2:03:27
Speaker 6: Yeah.
2:03:27
Speaker 3: Take out all the effort.
2:03:28
Speaker 4: You'll be sore for a little bit after. Yeah, that's fine.
2:03:31
Speaker 4: You'll heal. And you'll look great.
2:03:32
Speaker 2: Right.
2:03:33
Speaker 4: All right. Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
2:03:35
Speaker 3: You got it, Woody.
2:03:36
Speaker 4: We thank you so much for giving The Woody Show
2:03:37
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2:03:39
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2:03:41
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2:03:44
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